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Personality VS Looks, Lies Men Tell, Ask Steve, steveharveyfm.com and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: All at all, So don't given all.
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  Speaker 1: The bus Steve Yeah, listening to.
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  Speaker 4: To I don't.
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  Speaker 5: Joy, y'all joy, you gotta.
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  Speaker 4: Love you.
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  Speaker 2: Turn.
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  Speaker 4: I can.
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  Speaker 6: To turn the most.
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  Speaker 5: Turn you probably got to turn, mouth, turn out, turn
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  Speaker 5: a wad of the water, a jap.
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  Speaker 2: Come come on, you'll think, ahh, I sure will. Good
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  Speaker 2: morning everybody. You all listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 2: dig me now, one and only.
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  Speaker 7: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Hell Man back in
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  Speaker 7: business too, Man, Man, how good is God? I mean, really,
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  Speaker 7: if you think about it in spite of all that's
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  Speaker 7: going down in your life. First of all, it could
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  Speaker 7: be worse. But secondly, sometimes you have to remember. And
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  Speaker 7: I've just had to have this conversation with myself this morning.
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  Speaker 7: That's how I'm fresh on this one right here. When
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  Speaker 7: a challenge faces you, are you going through a difficult moment,
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  Speaker 7: or you didn't hit a bump in the road in
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  Speaker 7: the middle of that, if you could manage to be grateful,
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  Speaker 7: it would take you a long way.
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  Speaker 2: Gratitude is a powerful resource.
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  Speaker 7: If you can be grateful in the middle of it,
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  Speaker 7: gratitude is a powerful resource when it's dim for you.
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  Speaker 7: And then got a little bumpy on the road, and
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  Speaker 7: he ran into some obstacles, and you done ran up
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  Speaker 7: into some detailed signs, and your journey ain't smooth as
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  Speaker 7: it was.
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  Speaker 2: Last week or last year.
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  Speaker 7: You gotta be grateful for the things that are going
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  Speaker 7: right and that have gone right, and for the thing
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  Speaker 7: that's wrong right now to get right?
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  Speaker 2: Man? Can I share that with you?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Is that a tough one to learn? It is for me.
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  Speaker 7: It has been one of my toughest challenges is to
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  Speaker 7: learn how to be grateful because it's a powerful resource,
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  Speaker 7: but how to be grateful in moments of despair when
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  Speaker 7: it ain't going right. See here's a mistake I would make.
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  Speaker 7: See when something go wrong, I want to focus on
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  Speaker 7: the wrong so much in an.
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  Speaker 2: Attempt to fix it.
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  Speaker 7: But even then the focus ain't always in to fix it.
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  Speaker 7: The focus becomes, Man, this is bad, man, I can't
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  Speaker 7: believe this has happened. Why just keep going down? That
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  Speaker 7: doesn't fix anything? You know, mealing over it, going over
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  Speaker 7: what's wrong, explaining it, sharing it with your friends, you know,
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  Speaker 7: making it sound worse than it is. Tell the story
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  Speaker 7: for pity from other people. All of that right there,
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  Speaker 7: has nothing to do with the fix. Sometimes you're just
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  Speaker 7: mulling over it. You're just making it worse. You're just
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  Speaker 7: making it a bigger problem. You're manifesting it into your atmosphere,
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  Speaker 7: You're putting it out there in your spirit. Now, all
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  Speaker 7: of a sudden, it consumes your day. Next thing, you know,
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  Speaker 7: you're having a bad day. If you're having a bad day,
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  Speaker 7: it's because you've been having some bad thoughts. So what
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  Speaker 7: I've had to learn how to do, and what I'm
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  Speaker 7: working on this morning is I'm working on the situation
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  Speaker 7: that Ben cropped up. I was going kind of smooth
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  Speaker 7: here for a minute, and now then got real bumpy
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  Speaker 7: in the road, you know, and all this here. So
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  Speaker 7: what I'm thinking about now, though, is even though I've
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  Speaker 7: hit a bumping road, and even though I done ran
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  Speaker 7: into a detour, and even though I've hit this lull,
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  Speaker 7: I'm going down into a valley, I ain't up on
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  Speaker 7: the peak. Can I not still be grateful for all
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  Speaker 7: the things that God has given me, for all the
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  Speaker 7: things He's done for me, for all the things He's
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  Speaker 7: bought me through, And realizing that even this that's happening
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  Speaker 7: to me again, is going to pass to He gonna
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  Speaker 7: get me through that too. Come on, man, God is
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  Speaker 7: a good god man. It's a lot to be grateful for.
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  Speaker 7: So while I'm tripping on this bumping the road out
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  Speaker 7: in here, what I got to remember is all the
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  Speaker 7: things He's done for me. And like I say, my
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  Speaker 7: saying is join depression cannot reside in the same place.
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  Speaker 7: So instead of being down about this new bumping the road,
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  Speaker 7: if I'm constantly filling my mind with the thoughts of
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  Speaker 7: how good he's been to me, of what all he's
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  Speaker 7: done for me, of all the things he's brought me through,
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  Speaker 7: of all the blessings he's presented me with, when I
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  Speaker 7: go down on that list, I really don't have a
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  Speaker 7: lot of time to mull over the situation.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 7: Do I have to fix this bump in the row?
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  Speaker 7: Of course I do. Are There's some things I'm going
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  Speaker 7: to have to do to straighten it out, of course
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  Speaker 7: it is. But Steve just going to get the business
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  Speaker 7: of doing it and straighten it out. What you mulling
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  Speaker 7: over and worrying about it for you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, old people.
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  Speaker 7: I heard old people say something when I was growing
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  Speaker 7: up in the church, they say, if you're gonna pray
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  Speaker 7: about it, don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 2: But if you're gonna worry about it, don't pray about it.
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  Speaker 7: That's an amazing thing. And prayer just happens to be
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  Speaker 7: my weapon of choice. Now, it ain't always been that way.
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  Speaker 7: I want you to understand that My first weapon of
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  Speaker 7: choice was you do it to me, I do it
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  Speaker 7: to you. You called me out, I call you out.
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  Speaker 7: You say something bad about me. I've tried to find
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  Speaker 7: you say something bad about you. That was my weapon
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  Speaker 7: in the past. How did that work out for you, Steve?
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  Speaker 7: Not so good? Because you know what, I spend a
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  Speaker 7: lot of time fighting back, kicking back, swinging back, when
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  Speaker 7: I could have spent all that time climbing. See, all
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  Speaker 7: you trying to do at the end of the day, folks,
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  Speaker 7: is have a better life than the one you got.
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  Speaker 7: All you trying to do is to improve your position
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  Speaker 7: in life. You know, it's not my business to make
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  Speaker 7: sure you don't get where you going. I ain't got
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  Speaker 7: no time for that. It's not my job to assure
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  Speaker 7: that you ain't as high as me. I ain't got
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  Speaker 7: no time for that. Your real mission and purpose is
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  Speaker 7: to have the best life that you can have, to
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  Speaker 7: ascend to the highest plateau that you can get to,
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  Speaker 7: to make your family as comfortable as you can, to
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  Speaker 7: provide as much as you.
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  Speaker 2: Can for your family. But legally, see, those.
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  Speaker 7: Of us are sitting up here trying to come up
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  Speaker 7: with sideways. You can ask a couple million men sitting
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  Speaker 7: in prison today how they wish they hadn't have done that,
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  Speaker 7: and they'll tell you, Oh, man, I wish I never
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  Speaker 7: had did it.
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  Speaker 2: I knew not to go down there. Something told me
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  Speaker 2: not to go down that. Man. If I could change things,
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  Speaker 2: I would, But they.
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  Speaker 7: Sitting somewhere doing some time that had they made another
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  Speaker 7: decision they wouldn't have to do now. That don't make
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  Speaker 7: them throw away people, nah, man, Because everybody make mistakes,
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  Speaker 7: and God is in the forgiving business. And some of
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  Speaker 7: us have done some things that really broke the law,
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  Speaker 7: and a whole lot of other things and deserve to
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  Speaker 7: do some time.
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  Speaker 2: But through the grace of God, we didn't.
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  Speaker 7: But now we sit up here we pass judgment on
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  Speaker 7: people who got to do some matter. I don't care.
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  Speaker 7: I don't care what you've done. God can forgive anything,
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  Speaker 7: but our position our motivation in life is to try
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  Speaker 7: to have the best life we can have and provide
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  Speaker 7: for those around us and make it comfortable. If that's
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  Speaker 7: your ambition, you don't have time to worry about or
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  Speaker 7: concern yourself with another person. And I wasted time doing that,
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  Speaker 7: And that's not the way to get it done. It's
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  Speaker 7: simply mine to your business. Taking care of you and
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  Speaker 7: getting yourself right and tight is twenty five seven, so
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  Speaker 7: that's a full time job. So what I had to
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  Speaker 7: learn was and what I've the reason I've chosen prayers
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  Speaker 7: as my weapon of choice now is that now prayer
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  Speaker 7: helps me that I don't have to fight back. Now
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  Speaker 7: if I get cornered, I'm gonna fight you. I ain't
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  Speaker 7: even gonna lie to you. And now I'm still working
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  Speaker 7: on some things that trigger me. You know, you know,
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  Speaker 7: you know, and and and and so I'm I'm I'm
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  Speaker 7: slowly getting better at that. But I've learned that my
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  Speaker 7: weapon of choice is prayer now. So when it happens
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  Speaker 7: ugly for me, I pray about it. When it gets
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  Speaker 7: tight and dismal for me, I pray about it. And
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  Speaker 7: the thing about prayer, man, is prayer changes things. Yes,
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  Speaker 7: it does now, read about it and try it. That's
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  Speaker 7: the deal, Okay, Come on, prayer is a wonderful weapon. Show,
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  Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the beginning of the Steve
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  Speaker 7: Harvey Morning Show. The show is beginning a little bit
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  Speaker 7: different today because I am starting at the tone that
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  Speaker 7: I don't normally tone in. Toning is important, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Well enough for that. What y'all doing today? Showly is
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  Speaker 2: good to be here.
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  Speaker 7: Mighty grateful, filled with gratitude, woke me off. I ain't
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  Speaker 7: at my best right now today, but I'm but I'm here.
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  Speaker 7: I got you, and I'll take it. I will take it,
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  Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen. Shirley Strawberry calling for real the Mississippi
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  Speaker 7: Monica Junior kissed Fates, the legend of Nephew Tommy Junior Day.
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  Speaker 7: What could possibly be on your mind today?
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  Speaker 2: Gifts you don't really happy to get? You really good
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  Speaker 2: gifts them get your gifts? Do you know how to
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  Speaker 2: give them back? You just take them and walk off
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  Speaker 2: like that's what I just take them.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not you know, you give me a gift that suck?
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  Speaker 7: I don't Please, don't be in my face because I
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  Speaker 7: will reckon it. Yeah, yeah, I like people. If you're
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  Speaker 7: gonna give me a suck gift, drop it off. Yeah, don't, don't,
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  Speaker 7: don't hand it to me. There's that open I understand that.
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  Speaker 7: Go ahead, open it. And then they sit there with
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  Speaker 7: that little prep look on their face like they're ready
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  Speaker 7: for the explosion. You like it, come on, you know,
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  Speaker 7: and if it ain't there, you know, it's just it's
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  Speaker 7: hard sometimes because you want you want to appear grateful.
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  Speaker 7: You know that, you know that somebody even thought of you,
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  Speaker 7: and you want to remember. You know, it's a thought
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  Speaker 7: that counts. You want to think about that. But then
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  Speaker 7: you know, all that don't matter when you get a
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  Speaker 7: ragged ass gilt.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah tell me okay, but what about when somebody then
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  Speaker 2: brought us some.
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  Speaker 8: Food or cake or pie, and now they want us
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  Speaker 8: to sit there and cut it and eat it right here?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: First of all, let me tell y'all, people who can cook.
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  Speaker 7: I appreciate you cooking. I bet you can cook, but
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  Speaker 7: we not fin to eat it. We just want to
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  Speaker 7: let you know that because we don't know where this
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  Speaker 7: poecake cookies come from.
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  Speaker 2: They did.
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  Speaker 7: I made these for y'all, Thank you so much. Set
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  Speaker 7: it down out, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Much food out and left at radio shows? Remember when
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  Speaker 2: you should go out? How much food out and left?
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  Speaker 2: How many cakes is in that? Drivers? I gave it
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  Speaker 2: to the driver.
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  Speaker 7: Oh man, oh oh, I had one driver told me,
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  Speaker 7: oh man, I heard it. This lady good, good, good,
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  Speaker 7: because I ain't.
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  Speaker 8: They found out you like red velvet. Everywhere we went,
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  Speaker 8: somebody was bringing the red velvet cake.
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  Speaker 7: The only lady we would eat from is in Detroit,
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  Speaker 7: the Cookie Lady in Detroit. Lady that was the only
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  Speaker 7: person I ate food from Cookie Lady in Detroit.
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  Speaker 1: Because don't you remember that post?
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  Speaker 9: It was it was a couple of years or so
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  Speaker 9: ago where these where these people were washing these greens
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  Speaker 9: or Chitling's or something and in the bathtub and they
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  Speaker 9: posted that picture.
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  Speaker 1: Ookie. You can you cannot. They had them in their
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  Speaker 1: bathtub cleaning the.
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  Speaker 7: Well, you know, cleaning ship is in the bathtub. Ain't
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  Speaker 7: a bad deal, share, I've seen that many times, you have.
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  Speaker 10: I've never never seen that.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah for that one time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen that before.
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  Speaker 7: Especially if you got to if you got to do
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  Speaker 7: like molding two twenty pound clubs, you know you can't.
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  Speaker 1: Put that but in the tub. Let you take a
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  Speaker 1: bath tub.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, uh, we're moving on, coming up and doctor, minutes
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  Speaker 9: after the hour, we'll start to show up with the
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  Speaker 9: nephew and run that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening hard Morning show.
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  Speaker 9: It is time now to start your morning off with
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  Speaker 9: run that prank back and the nephew.
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  Speaker 1: What you got, nephew, Look.
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  Speaker 2: At the time already, it's time to be stupid.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, parasites, parasites cat all.
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  Speaker 1: If you hello.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to reach it, Brian, Brian, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: see hey Brian, this is doctor Jacob. How you doing today, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'm hey, I'm okay. Listen. You actually came in, uh
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  Speaker 4: maybe like two and a half weeks to go here
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  Speaker 4: to my office and got a physical for for life insurance.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, right.
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  Speaker 11: Right, yeah, everything okay.
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  Speaker 4: Uh well yeah, yeah, everything's gonna be pretty good. I'd
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  Speaker 4: like to see if I can get you to come
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  Speaker 4: in and I you know, everything's gonna be fine, but
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  Speaker 4: I got a small procedure we'd like to do to actually,
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  Speaker 4: uh you know, right now, you're not approved for your
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  Speaker 4: life insurance due until this procedure is done. So if
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  Speaker 4: you don't mind coming in. We'd like to get you
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  Speaker 4: taking care of When can I schedule you to come
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  Speaker 4: in like, uh, maybe tomorrow or the following day?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, what kind of procedure is?
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  Speaker 4: Well? Actually, I don't know if you've heard of it.
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  Speaker 4: This is an okay, astromy.
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  Speaker 11: Nah, I got something?
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  Speaker 4: That's what's so? Some dude? You want now some do
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  Speaker 4: in my eyes? Hang on? What's this? No? No, has
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  Speaker 4: nothing to do with the eyes. No, nothing at all.
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  Speaker 4: We found a little bit of parasites in a particular area,
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  Speaker 4: and what we want to do is make sure we
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  Speaker 4: just remove it completely and you'll be fine. You'll get
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  Speaker 4: your life in feriance, you and your family will be great.
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  Speaker 4: So can I get you to come in tomorrow? Maybe
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  Speaker 4: Thursday afternoon? As? Wow? What what area? I found? The
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  Speaker 4: parasite is actually one of your testicles has some parasites.
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  Speaker 4: So what we're gonna do is what's called a okostrom
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  Speaker 4: and okom is actually removing that testicle completely and then
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  Speaker 4: everything will be fine. It's all confined and we'll be
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  Speaker 4: able to remove it. You'll be on your way, you'll
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  Speaker 4: get your life in surance and everything will be fine. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: Like I said, can I get can I can I
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  Speaker 4: get you to come in tomorrow? What are you gonna tacle? Well?
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  Speaker 4: Only one, only one, and it's not gonna take long.
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  Speaker 4: It's a thirty minute procedure. But we want to get
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  Speaker 4: you to come in tomorrow or the next day and
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  Speaker 4: we get you to go. Whether are you available? We
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  Speaker 4: want it for a routine stud How I gotta remove
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  Speaker 4: with test sir? You know what, oftentimes when people come
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  Speaker 4: in with life insurance, these type of things happen. So
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  Speaker 4: we want to get you in and get it out
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  Speaker 4: as quickly as possible.
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  Speaker 11: Nah man, I'm waiting for a routine physical. Maybe I
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  Speaker 11: wasn't supposed to be taking all this extra stuff. Now
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  Speaker 11: I get a parent site. Man in my testical y'all
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  Speaker 11: don't remove a testicle. Man, I'm twenty.
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  Speaker 4: Five men and my wife, I know kids trying to do.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta move a testicle. Let me say this to you, Brian,
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna be completely fine. You'll be able to create children.
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  Speaker 4: You'll be able to live a normal life. You know,
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  Speaker 4: you'll just see you won't have all of them, but
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  Speaker 4: you'll have enough to create children.
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  Speaker 11: You understand that, Nah man, I can't no, I ain't
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  Speaker 11: gonna I can't come in for that.
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  Speaker 4: Noah, sir, is there any way I can get you
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  Speaker 4: in tomorrow or tomorrow afternoon or the Thursday afternoon so
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  Speaker 4: we can kind of get this thing taken gear of
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  Speaker 4: and we can get you moving on your way and
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  Speaker 4: that people can get the life insurance papers together and
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  Speaker 4: so forth.
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  Speaker 11: Nah, man, Man, we ain't rescheduled now. I need to
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  Speaker 11: take in a third opinion on that. He's talking about
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  Speaker 11: taking one of my We ain't rescheduling nothing, man, I'm
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  Speaker 11: gonna need to see another doctor. Man, it's some sir.
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  Speaker 4: Sir, you can go around the entire city and see
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  Speaker 4: several doctors. I'm going to tell you you're just gonna
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  Speaker 4: be wasting time. I'm going to try to knock this
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  Speaker 4: thing out for you.
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  Speaker 11: Knock it up.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't agreed to nothing, listen, Yeah, I just doing
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  Speaker 4: this to get money. Medicine scheduling, nothing.
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  Speaker 11: Man, I need to take a third pity.
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  Speaker 4: It's blubal Brian. I'll tell you if you come in
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  Speaker 4: and let me get this thing taken care of, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I'll have you back. You know, big ball and shot
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  Speaker 4: calling before it's all over. You know what's big big
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  Speaker 4: ball that shot call it? Man.
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  Speaker 11: I told you, man, I ain't going in for none
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  Speaker 11: of that. Man, I'm supposed to tell my wife. Man,
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  Speaker 11: this this ain't cool. Man, I ain't going in for that.
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  Speaker 4: Man. I'm rescheduling. Man, you scheduled. What do you mean
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: you're rescheduling? Sir?
• 17:43
  Speaker 11: What I'm getting I'm getting another opinion. I ain't going
• 17:45
  Speaker 11: into that.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: Okay you, But I'm trying to make you a big
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: baller shot caller. You know, man, what what is your name? Man?
• 17:51
  Speaker 11: You're supposed to be a doctor. You and making little jokes, man,
• 17:54
  Speaker 11: and you're doing a little play on words. Man, it
• 17:55
  Speaker 11: ain't even funny.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Man, I'm calling it. Insurance.
• 17:57
  Speaker 11: Probably tell him they give me some doctor. Man, you
• 18:00
  Speaker 11: think he's funny, Hey, it ain't funny.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 18:02
  Speaker 11: You know you're making a little chase. Man, it ain't funny.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Man. I'm thinking, Man, I have for getting all of
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: the work that we got, the blood work, the urine work,
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: the complete physical. That's when we realize that you had
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: parasites in a particular area. So what we're trying I'm not.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: I don't mean I turned to make a light of
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: make humor in it, just to make you feel a
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: little bit more comfortable. I apologize all right. That ain't funny, man.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't want to lose it. No, that ain't funny. Man.
• 18:26
  Speaker 11: If I had a situation that nurse would have.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Told me that.
• 18:28
  Speaker 11: You ain't telling me nothing. Man, ain't me thinking, I'm
• 18:30
  Speaker 11: all good. Now you telling me I got to come
• 18:32
  Speaker 11: in to remove a test on that.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: We had to run tests on you, sir. We got
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: tests back when you do have the parasites, and what
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: we want to do is make sure we get them
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: completely cleared out. The only way I can clear that
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: out is to remove that testicle. Man, it's some man.
• 18:47
  Speaker 11: I ain't got no pair sites. Man, may I have
• 18:50
  Speaker 11: here running out of these tests? I mean I'm going
• 18:52
  Speaker 11: to another doctor, man, because this man, I ain't got
• 18:54
  Speaker 11: no paircite. Man, all these kids got somebody that remind
• 18:57
  Speaker 11: me I gotta remove them. That's some you know, yeah,
• 19:00
  Speaker 11: something that's I know you doctor.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 19:02
  Speaker 11: I ain't got a parcise man.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: I'm following my head shirt.
• 19:05
  Speaker 11: I'm telling like dealing with you. You man, I ain't
• 19:09
  Speaker 11: got no paracise man.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Brian, Let me make you understand something clearly here. It's
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: my job as a physician that if the patient doesn't
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: come to me, it's my job to come to you
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: and extract the problem. You're leaning towards me having to
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: come to your home and extract the problem.
• 19:24
  Speaker 11: Man, when you want to come home house, may you
• 19:28
  Speaker 11: not what you want just with the house of tests?
• 19:31
  Speaker 11: May you you fust that I'm going to another doctor,
• 19:34
  Speaker 11: I'm getting another test. I ain't got a test.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: Let it, sir, You've got the parasite, and you only
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: have twenty four hours for me to get you.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Sir.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: I have to move on this quickly.
• 19:45
  Speaker 11: Brian, Okay, I'm not gonna take it at I ain't gotta.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Three minutes. Can't give it.
• 19:53
  Speaker 11: I ain't give it.
• 19:54
  Speaker 9: I ain't got it.
• 19:56
  Speaker 10: Man.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: It's not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from an
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: other another human being. It just developed in one out
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: of every three or four million people. You actually have it, Brian,
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: I got to extracted from you. You try to tell
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: me I'm the.
• 20:11
  Speaker 11: Man you know gonna come.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Fine, there's something else that you have that I haven't
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: told you about. There's something else I need to tell you.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: I got it. Here's something I got passed. Bran. You
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: just got pranked. You just got pranked by nephew Tommy
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: from the Steve Hally Morning Show. Your wife and Nika
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: got me the plaint fall called you have me.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: You ain't even got to say nothing to me. I
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: know what I just did. You go to the next break.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: You ain't got say nothing, but what I know what.
• 20:45
  Speaker 9: I appreciate it all right, it is asked the CELO
• 20:53
  Speaker 9: with our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey, and the building
• 20:56
  Speaker 9: ready for your love questions.
• 20:58
  Speaker 10: You're listening hard morning show.
• 21:02
  Speaker 9: Time now for us the CLO Chief Love Officer, the
• 21:06
  Speaker 9: one and only Steve Harvey.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Steve.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: This one is from john And Mississippi.
• 21:10
  Speaker 9: He says, my wife and I have been separated for
• 21:12
  Speaker 9: over a year, but she moved back in with me
• 21:15
  Speaker 9: after she got laid off. I got the house because
• 21:17
  Speaker 9: I caught her cheating on me. I never got upset
• 21:21
  Speaker 9: with her. I just put her out, and me and
• 21:23
  Speaker 9: the kids have been better off since then. Now that
• 21:26
  Speaker 9: she's back in the home, she doesn't want my girlfriend
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: to come over. I told her that she has no
• 21:31
  Speaker 9: say so and she should be glad she has a
• 21:33
  Speaker 9: roof over her head. She's been very rude to my
• 21:36
  Speaker 9: girlfriend and I want to put her out? Would I
• 21:40
  Speaker 9: be wrong?
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: No, you wasn't wrong for she cheated on you? Yeah?
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: What you take her back forth? Why aren't you gonna
• 21:50
  Speaker 7: stay with the dude you cheated with right back? Over
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: her fault?
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: They're never available. The one you cheat it with is
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: never available?
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't be wrong put as out? You cheat on
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: me and I'll put you out. You trust you ain't coming?
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Maybe he had you better be lucky one on them
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: over here?
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Really? Okay?
• 22:22
  Speaker 9: Player?
• 22:24
  Speaker 10: What we're doing?
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: No?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Clem and Lake Charles.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: The reason there's a lot on over here because your kids,
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: like everybody.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: You know, they're so sweet.
• 22:34
  Speaker 9: Cleming Lake Charles Louisiana says, I'm a forty nine year
• 22:37
  Speaker 9: old married man and I have a birthday weekend plan
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: for my fiftieth in June. Me and my boys are
• 22:42
  Speaker 9: going to Miami to kick back, eat good drink, and
• 22:45
  Speaker 9: talk a lot of smack. Well, my wife doesn't understand
• 22:48
  Speaker 9: why we're going to Miami to have a good time.
• 22:50
  Speaker 9: We were both married, we've been married for fourteen years,
• 22:53
  Speaker 9: and I have never had a boy's weekend, so she's suspicious.
• 22:57
  Speaker 9: Do I owe her an explanation? I don't say anything
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: when she takes girls trips.
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: Dog m hmmm, So she takes trip, she takes girl trip,
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: you take boy trip.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: You going to Miami?
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: Uh, this is sciences first fellows trip though certain let
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: me blash it might Miami.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: It can't be your first trip.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Sexist city in the US.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to go slow. Y'all.
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: Don't want to go Kansas City or nothing. Yeah, y'all
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: don't want to go Mississippi. Go Graceland or some Miami Memphis. Boy,
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: let me take you something. Go down on Lincoln Square
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: and just pull up a chair, get yourself cigar and
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: pull up a chair.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: You're gonna be there all night. And then get over
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: there on South Beach.
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: Go down to that hotel with them sheets riding them
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: day beds and be blowing in the wind. And go
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: out there and get your ass a cotail and try
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: to make it back home. Burn all your shirts though.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Why is it shirt?
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Whatick? Perfectly?
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: Now?
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: If you get lipstick on your collarge, listen to me, fellas,
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: buy yourself a pack of white bread.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Like white bread, take lipstick out of college. Just just
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: need to know that.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you've done this trick before going to the store.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Done bar loafer tough used to drive around with bread
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: in the cor.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, they weren't for making sandwiches.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right.
• 24:40
  Speaker 9: Joy in Dover, Delaware says, I'm in my mid fifties
• 24:44
  Speaker 9: and my husband and I lost the spark in our bedroom.
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: He suggested we try try a threesome with a young
• 24:49
  Speaker 9: lady that cleans her home. This young black lady had
• 24:53
  Speaker 9: applied for a job at his company, but she was underqualified,
• 24:57
  Speaker 9: so he offered her a job as a sort of
• 24:59
  Speaker 9: a house cleaner. But I'm concerned that she's been doing
• 25:03
  Speaker 9: other duties for him, if you know what I mean.
• 25:06
  Speaker 9: Why else would he suggest a threesome with her?
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: So what's she asking me? Is this or she's just
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: making a statement.
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: She's making a statement, but she wants you to confirm
• 25:18
  Speaker 9: or deny her suspicions.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I can't confirm or deny that.
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: I don't know if the man had a relationship with
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: her at all, but he bought her up specifically as the.
• 25:30
  Speaker 10: Threesome, That's what saying.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: So now do you mean that he.
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: Gonna have to now take the idea to her or
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: do you think he already know Ite's to go.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Ah, see which one you think it is? Either way,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: you got a damn problem.
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, because first of all, if you want to
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: add some spice, why is her name at the top
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: of the damn list.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: That's what she wants to know exactly.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: I mean what he been looking at him?
• 26:03
  Speaker 9: He'd been doing, what was happening, That's what she thinks.
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: She thinks it's more than that going on.
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, you know, you find out in a couple
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: of years, you know Ernest Washingigga.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: God, yeah he did. He had a whole son with Yeah.
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: He detle age boy looked just like on he really
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: has years old, just as muscular.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Or just stood up there and look at just like
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: the term. He ready for baby Olympia.
• 26:44
  Speaker 9: All right, we're moving on LaToya and Philly says. I'm
• 26:48
  Speaker 9: a single mom of a middle schooler and a high schooler.
• 26:51
  Speaker 9: My children's father has visitation rights, but he hasn't spent
• 26:55
  Speaker 9: much time with them since they're older. I have a
• 26:57
  Speaker 9: work trip coming up and I needed him to keep
• 26:59
  Speaker 9: the kids for a week and he said no. He
• 27:02
  Speaker 9: said he'd need advance notice because he's living with his
• 27:05
  Speaker 9: girlfriend now and her five year old child is in
• 27:07
  Speaker 9: the bedroom that was for our children. How can you
• 27:10
  Speaker 9: choose her kid over ours?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: What a loser? Well that's messed up.
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: You know you got two kids, and you know you
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: don't need no you don't need no notice because the
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: bedroom got them.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Your key heads, they all getting medical. I think it's me.
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, hey, here come your brother, school jokes, scoot me,
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: just your sister, say hi.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Now go in there and play.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Who else is going to keep them? He's horrible for
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: the dad.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: You deny your kids. He sucks.
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: Yep, truly, I ain't got I don't know. Wow, he
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: don't want to keep his own kids. I can't make
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: a man not be trifling over there?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Not enough time?
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Colo? Yeah, all right, Colo, thank you?
• 28:11
  Speaker 10: You're listening to Hardy morning show.
• 28:16
  Speaker 9: Personality is more important than looks to most people. While
• 28:21
  Speaker 9: a lot of us are overly concerned about how we look,
• 28:24
  Speaker 9: especially when it comes to finding a mate, it turns
• 28:27
  Speaker 9: out looks really art everything. In fact, a New Planet
• 28:31
  Speaker 9: Fitness poll finds that ninety two percent ninety two percent
• 28:35
  Speaker 9: of people say they prefer a partner with a good
• 28:38
  Speaker 9: personality to one with a great body. Overall, eighty one
• 28:42
  Speaker 9: percent of people say they're looking for a partner with
• 28:44
  Speaker 9: a good personality, while seventy six percent want one with
• 28:47
  Speaker 9: a sense of humor. There you go, Steve with a
• 28:50
  Speaker 9: positive attitude and seventy three percent open minded and as
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: sixty two percent also important characteristics for a mate. So
• 28:58
  Speaker 9: I gotta ask you, Steve, I gotta ask junior antomy.
• 29:01
  Speaker 9: You guys, chime into what's the most important thing you're
• 29:04
  Speaker 9: looking for in your significant other?
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Well, and really, how important are looks?
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: Personality is critical, it's absolutely critical. But I'm gonna need
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: you to be cute too, though, thank you, because so
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: what I'm not gonna be doing is sitting up in
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: here with your glass just cause you nice person. Yeah,
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: sit up and do all that. Yeah, I got you nice,
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: but you know you'll you'll horrid.
• 29:29
  Speaker 9: That used to be the standard if someone wasn't cute,
• 29:31
  Speaker 9: that you'd ask them are they cute? You say, well,
• 29:33
  Speaker 9: they have a nice personality.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: That mean they was ugly? You That's all that meant
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: right away.
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: But now I would prefer personality over you said a
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: great body. Yeah, yeah, because my body got flaws. I
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: can accept the flaw on your body. The ain't no problem.
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: Couple of flaws, you know, so I ain't worried about that.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: And it was nice though.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is rolling over every morning looking at that. No, no,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna need something now till de do us part?
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: You die?
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: Baby, Yeah, I'm every What I'm not gonna do is
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: die every morning you wake up. Well, I mean, I
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: mean for you I to make up to resemble the
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: person in maker?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: How is that? Okay?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: So we know men are visual. We got that men
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: are very visual.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Women are surely okay, and I was.
• 30:36
  Speaker 9: That's what I was coming to. And you guys, all
• 30:39
  Speaker 9: of you guys, well, with the exception of Tommy. You
• 30:42
  Speaker 9: guys say you're not cute? So where are we now?
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not Tommy. Were still when them not cute
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: and I'm just cute?
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: What?
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: What was what?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Tommy? You're not gonna make me ugly? It ain't.
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: I'm not going that way, tom I was not okay, Okay, okay, Tommy,
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: let me ask you a question.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: List your flaws and my flower.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Who you might take a minute. Let me talk among.
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: My shoulders ain't like nice. You know my hand strings
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: of course, it's gone to hell.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: See your shoulders ain't ain't good ain't like my shoulder. No,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: you got brought you wide. Now you're wirde. I ain't
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: got that.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I ain't got that shoulders, okay.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Shoulder my star with the sage.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Come on, so far it's your shoulders.
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: The other one star with their sation shoulders and or.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Listen.
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: First of all, I'm not short, but short can be sexy,
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: so let's not let's not kill that. Okay, you don't
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: have to be tall to be sexy. Now I'm not tall,
• 32:01
  Speaker 8: but I'm not short. No, women don't have to be
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: tall to be sexy. No, I'm not talking about women.
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: I'm talking about people.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Period. There's that. Yeah, people, there's short, there's short.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: There's short sexy women there, and there's good looking shorter men.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: What you're talking about?
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: What we're just at the shoulders though?
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, go ahead, finish your shoulders. What else? Wrongs?
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: Lower back ain't wearing all to be got hair on it?
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: You know, it's just it's just something.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: You can't see your lower back because of your other
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: fle short?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Does they need help?
• 32:45
  Speaker 10: Because okay, here.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: You finish behind. I don't have a high behind. I
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: don't claim you can't see your lower back. If toms.
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: When you put your belt on, if your belt buckle
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: is lower than the top of your ass, what do
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: you think that's from.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: I'm just bad belts. Built, bad built is what you
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: bad belts?
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: Okay, beult Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, let me help you with
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: your with your shortcomings.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Your flaws is your shoulders. You got a high ass,
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: your short and your.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Profile profile, that's all I mean. What is your time?
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: What do you mean profile?
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean look at when.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: He turns to the side. I've never noticed.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, ladies, look at me from the side. Okay, yeah,
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: do you see anything? He talks back? What do you
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: say you don't see a jaw line? Have chin run
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: straight down into his chest? My son said that, man,
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: I don't. Okay, I don't have a chance. So that's
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: that makes me ugly though.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: With shindless, I don't know. Just get over here. We
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: should have chins in life.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Seriously, our family not famous for that. My profile tore up.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: How much do chins?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Coke get implants all day?
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: You don't need. If I get a chin, then I
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: look good.
• 34:21
  Speaker 9: You're supposed to be encouraging him.
• 34:26
  Speaker 7: He ain't encouraging nothing. Well, I didn't say I was
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: gonna en carriage you. I said, list your shortcomings. You
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: seem to be struggling, shoulders, short, high ass, and your
• 34:36
  Speaker 7: profile and your hamstrings is gone?
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: What is your and your jumping ability?
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Is you get?
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: I got big lips, I got a full nose, My
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: profile is shot, my stomach cannot seem to get reduced.
• 34:53
  Speaker 9: Okay, we gotta go this. This could take forever because
• 34:58
  Speaker 9: I know that you're listening morning show and it's time
• 35:03
  Speaker 9: now for a rounded. Would you rather, guys, would you
• 35:06
  Speaker 9: rather have your ariola pearced?
• 35:09
  Speaker 10: Okay?
• 35:10
  Speaker 9: Or yeah, your ariola pears? Or would you rather have
• 35:14
  Speaker 9: a tattoo inside your lip?
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Which one you think would be?
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: What is it?
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Your oratory?
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Tattoo? Yeah? Any idea? How long that'll take?
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Now? No, you know.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: So much? We're gonna have to use a lot. You
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: know how so much we can put on him all week?
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: You get your test, Pierce though, I can put Psalms
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: twenty third songs on my lip?
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Surely?
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Goodness?
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: All?
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: You know how much? You how much lip I got?
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: If I pull it down, boy, let me tell you something.
• 36:15
  Speaker 9: Okay, So definitely your areola will be pierced all right,
• 36:21
  Speaker 9: I was a little boy.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: This how I knew I had a big lips.
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: I was a little boy, and you know how you
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: hang your head out the car when it's driving sometime,
• 36:28
  Speaker 7: and it normally just take y'all's breath. Awall, I almost
• 36:31
  Speaker 7: got smothered because my lips went back up over my nose.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: And I almost got smothered like that. Yeah, I can
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: see it. Yeah, all right.
• 36:48
  Speaker 9: Would you rather have your wife ignore you for three days?
• 36:52
  Speaker 9: Or would you rather have your wife? You and your
• 36:53
  Speaker 9: wife argue for three days.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Ignorant, ignoring me? Any man would.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Say, guys don't like the silent treatment either.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Ignore.
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: Both of them and extending that three for me, you'll
• 37:12
  Speaker 8: take six days, take five hundred.
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 37:18
  Speaker 9: Would you rather take cold showers every day or warm
• 37:22
  Speaker 9: bubble bats just twice a week?
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Warm bubble baths twice a week? Yeah, be you little
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: funk yourself?
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: Yes, you little or you and you always talk about
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: how clean you you're going in there, Take that cold
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: shower you want. I'm gonna take them. I'm gonna take
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: coal health. One thing about me. There's nobody nobody ever
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: said Steve Harvey Steak.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: If you get down to these two days, you're gonna.
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: I want, well whatever, you'll be a first wash, You'll
• 37:53
  Speaker 7: be a first But I'm not gonna be in that
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: cold shower because how long you think I can do this?
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Here?
• 37:57
  Speaker 9: They say cold showers are good for you though, well
• 38:00
  Speaker 9: who yeah, yeah, it's good for information all that.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: All right, that's today's roundup. Would you rather you're listening.
• 38:11
  Speaker 10: Morning show?
• 38:13
  Speaker 9: All right, Jay, it's time for comedy Roulette. Guys, please
• 38:17
  Speaker 9: set it up for us.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: I can't do this without explaining it because we have
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: new listeners that are not familiar with the hot this
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: game go. I mean, new people tuning in right now
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: don't know what we're doing. So what I'm gonna do
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: now is explain how it works. Take pice subjects, put
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: it on the wheels, fund the wheel wedbstop will do it.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: And the reason we can do this because Junior is
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: a comedian, I'm a.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Comedian, Time is a comedian, and Steve's the King comedians watching.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Yes that though, see Junior's comedian meaning Times comedian and
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Steve is King comedian.
• 38:49
  Speaker 9: All right, before it gets really mad, these are the subjects. Okay,
• 38:54
  Speaker 9: Number one things people say if they've been in jail
• 38:58
  Speaker 9: a long time.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Number.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a good one.
• 39:01
  Speaker 9: Number two Live men tell when they're caught looking at
• 39:04
  Speaker 9: another woman.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: I want to.
• 39:08
  Speaker 9: Three excuse these men say when they're not getting a
• 39:12
  Speaker 9: lot of sex?
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Man' that's another dude's good.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Number.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Four things people say when they don't have cable. Wow,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: all right, kay?
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Funny spunny funny. Yeah, that's the one I want.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Oh it stopped all This is a good one.
• 39:36
  Speaker 9: Number two Live men tell when they're caught looking at
• 39:40
  Speaker 9: another woman.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Let U good, I wasn't looking at her. I was
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: gonna get you a pair of pants just like that,
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: And I just wanted to make sure those are the
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: one's that.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: These men say.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: He's been sake when they called looking at another form?
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Me looking her? Okay? Need all the ass show her
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: ass show why for what?
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Abs?
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Need all her asps showing why?
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: Come on?
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, The only reason why I'm looking at her because
• 40:25
  Speaker 8: you know my cousin Rolanda.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: That had died just like her.
• 40:31
  Speaker 8: My cousin Rolanda looked just like That's why I'm staying
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: at herle.
• 40:36
  Speaker 10: You thought it was coming.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Come see? Maybe why are you looking at her?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Hum?
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at her.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Don't you ever divorce this man?
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Yes, things things men say when they're coat looking at
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: another woman. I got a crook at my neck, and
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: every now and then it just jerked from left to right.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: So that's all that is nothing, nothing, all right? Class
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: men tell when they go looking at another woman.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Babe, let me tell you something. I was looking over
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: I would, but I don't like her raids hanging.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Off her ass like that. I don't like ass like that.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: I would see the purpose. Baby, Listen, I'm just so glad,
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: I really am. That's your butt is not that big?
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: You know that.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's just ridiculous. Maybe you know what? They
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: just look at it. That's just ridiculous, ain't it. They
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: have a butt that big. That's just too much.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: For sure?
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: You My wife had asked.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Me, excuse you, why are you looking over there at
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: that other woman.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I'm right here. Jesus. She needs Jesus.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Jesus, you better bring the Lord into.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: What had to fud for.
• 42:29
  Speaker 9: Hard for me not to hollow, Yeah, hard, hard for
• 42:34
  Speaker 9: me not to holler your father, hard for me not
• 42:38
  Speaker 9: to hollow. Come on, see, we got to shut this
• 42:42
  Speaker 9: one down. Lies men tell when they're they're caught looking
• 42:46
  Speaker 9: at another woman.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: You know what, that is the cutest dog I have
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: ever seen in my life. That's a dog over there.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: I've never seen a dog. They're cute.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: All right, great job as usual, guys. I'm to switch
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: gears up.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Next.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: It is the nephew with the prank phone call coming
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: up right after this.
• 43:06
  Speaker 10: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 43:09
  Speaker 9: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 43:12
  Speaker 9: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
• 43:15
  Speaker 9: subject I don't know my husband at all. Wait till
• 43:18
  Speaker 9: you hear this. We'll get into it in just a
• 43:21
  Speaker 9: little bit, but right now, Yeah, the nephew is here
• 43:24
  Speaker 9: with today's prank phone call.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: What you got for his neph more stupid?
• 43:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, let me jump on in here and put
• 43:31
  Speaker 8: a little sprinkle a little stupid on here for you. Surely,
• 43:34
  Speaker 8: this oneund here is called Christmas Lights expiration, Christmas lights
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: and black people listen, it's time to take them down,
• 43:45
  Speaker 8: right now? Ain't Christmas old?
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Wick? Ain't it over?
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Yes it is, okay, So take them down? Lights down?
• 43:52
  Speaker 8: Okay, Frost you ought to be thought, you ought to
• 43:54
  Speaker 8: be thawed out by night it take you people down, Jesus,
• 43:58
  Speaker 8: don't make no sense. Christmas lights expiration, Christmas lights expiration?
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Cat dog? If you would.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: Hello, Well, I'm trying to reach James. Yeah, hey James.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: How you doing? This is Greg? I want to get neighbors.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: I live a few streets over from you. How you
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: doing today?
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: I'm doing fine?
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: What's up? Just want to make sure I got the
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: right person. You're at chick uh North Willow Ben Yeah, okay,
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: why are you calling? What's I'm on? I live on
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: a shadow band man? My name is Greg, and I
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: wonder I want to reach out to you. Uh, we
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: seem to have a bit of a problem.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: You still have your Christmas lights up on the house
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: and what what? What's what's going on? You know, we've
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: you know, some of the neighbors have had a conversation
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: when you're gonna take these down? Man?
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: We go through this every year and uh, it ain't
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: no problem. Man. The lights are gonna stay up?
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: What what?
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: What do you mean they're gonna stay up?
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: Did I start up? I said the lights are gonna
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: stay up?
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: You know? No, no, no, hold on, bro, Christmas is
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: over the lights thing Finnish stay up okay, you knights,
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: me tell you that the lights need to come down.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: You know, I don't. I don't even why do you
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: have your light stuff? After Christmas? Shutter close? The whole
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Christmas thing is over?
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Wait, wait to god?
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: Man, what what's your name against?
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Greg?
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: Who?
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Of? Then? My name is Greg. My name is Greg,
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: and I live on Shadow Ben. I live post greets
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: over from you.
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: I don't give about where you live.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Man. You know how did you get my number? I
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: got your number from the h o A you know,
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: the president hu a alum, the one gave me your number.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: But that but that's neither that's neither hear nor that.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: The big issue is the Christmas light just got to
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: come down.
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: You sound like a joke.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: Man, You sound like a fool.
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: What you're gonna take my Christmas?
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: You know, I keep those lights up. You know why
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: I keep those lights up.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: I'm a listener.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: My mama loves those lights.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: She is.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: She keeps the lights up a little bit longer than usual.
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: But we don't give a fuck about that as long
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: as she's happy.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: So okay, okay, I'm hearing you with your mama. Understand
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: that you know you got love for your mom. Cool,
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: but take the whole neighborhood won't show life down. So
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you this right here, from neighbor to night.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: You got to tomorrow evening to take them life down.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: If not, I'm gonna take them down, my damn sir.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: What time you coming, bro?
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: What time you coming?
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'll tell you what. I get off the fine,
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: I'll be at your house about six to take these
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: their life down. If you're not, I'll be looking for
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: you too. Man. You know we got a big family.
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna call my brothers and we're gonna meet you.
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: We're gonna meet you because you ain't taken down. You
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: understand what lights to gona stay up?
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Bro? Okay, I don't care if you and your mama
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: got to take them damn life down. Hold up, brother,
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: what you say about my mama? God said you and
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: your mama can take them life down or somebody got
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: to take them down. Mother?
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: You talking about my mom? We ain't taking down.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: Where did you say you lived shadow? Being a shadow?
• 47:21
  Speaker 12: You just you trying to You're trying to sign your
• 47:25
  Speaker 12: death sentence. If you come over to my crib and
• 47:29
  Speaker 12: talk about taking down our mother Christmas like you.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: Man, you if I come over there and you and
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: your mama ain't on the ladder trying to get their
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: lives off that house, then I'm taking them down. Hey, man, you.
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: You're talking about my mama taking down the light. I've
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: got a baseball back for your mother and everybody at
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: the h o A. I don't everybody at that club,
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: you in whatever h o A and whatever.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: I'm you up, mother, I'm you up? Okay? Well if
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: you if you meet up, you're gonna have to You're
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: gonna have to tie me up too.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: He's one.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: He the one told us you had the lights on
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: the house. It hadn't taken them there, Tommedy one time.
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: Cool? I mean you can you get over here right now?
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: I can come. I'll tell you what. I come through there.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: Me and Tommy both will come through there. If that's
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: what you want. Come on, mother, yo, silly? Okay? So
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: so can I say something else? So what? Mother? Can
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: I can I say one more thing? Because man, you
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: ain't got to say.
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: Tell you say that when you get over here. You're
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: talking about my mama.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Man, Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down, dude,
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: Calm down, Okay, I'm down about what God? Can can
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: I say something else? Can I say one more thing?
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: Just that? Then one more thing? Mother? What all I'm
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: gonna say is this nephew tire me from the Steve
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Harvey Morning Show. Did you say you you got to
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: be kidding me? Man? Yeah? Man, you got James? You
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: all right? Man? No? Man, it ain't all right? Man?
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: What you got my blood pressure off?
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: What?
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: Hey?
• 49:30
  Speaker 7: Wow?
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: Hey hey, James? You got some labors Russell and shot knee,
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: Russell and shotes. They are the ones that got me
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: to prank call you back.
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: They ain't gonna get no Christmas present for me next year?
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: You have some boys? Man? O wow? Oh you was heated.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Boy.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: Oh man, you was heated.
• 49:56
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: One thing I didn't know about you, James. You love
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: your mama, don't you. I love it. I love it
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: to death. Man. You you you had to take it there.
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: That's that's right.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: Man. Oh man. You gotta let me know. Man, what
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: with the last Let me hear it?
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: Oh God, Steve Harvey in the Morning Show?
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: Men?
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: What Steve?
• 50:33
  Speaker 8: What morning?
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Blank? In morning? Man?
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I love Jane.
• 50:41
  Speaker 8: James, You and your mama on man lodder, y'all need
• 50:45
  Speaker 8: to get your damn life down.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: That's all. But everybody coming over for you to get
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: some of this baseball back. Man, he just say blankety
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: death certificate.
• 51:00
  Speaker 10: He was he worried for you.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Had me a little worried. Yeah, little, He had a
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: little whimper in his voice.
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: When oh yes, oh dog dog, when you when a
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: man boy started cracking, you got problem.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well see now he did it.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: You.
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: You're dealing with the inside of him. You find to fight.
• 51:21
  Speaker 7: You find to fight what's on the inside of him.
• 51:23
  Speaker 7: You ain't just so now he gonna draw on some
• 51:26
  Speaker 7: stuff that you ain't ready. It's ugly, man, I'm telling
• 51:29
  Speaker 7: you right now. It's ugly when the.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Dude get the whipping.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Mama.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: But it's that.
• 51:39
  Speaker 7: But still want to fight though he ain't getting in
• 51:46
  Speaker 7: the car crime. He getting out the car crime.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Keep on talking, dealing with the inside of No.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: You, you you're messing with the heart that you you
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: don't get to see so instantly.
• 52:04
  Speaker 7: It's gonna be more. It's gonna be more. It's it's ugly, man.
• 52:11
  Speaker 7: Well I've got to be real.
• 52:13
  Speaker 9: Go ahead, all right, nephew coming up next Strawberry Letter,
• 52:18
  Speaker 9: the subject I don't know my husband at all. We'll
• 52:22
  Speaker 9: get right into it. We'll get into it right after this.
• 52:26
  Speaker 9: You're listening Harvey Morning Show time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 52:31
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• 52:48
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• 52:50
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• 52:53
  Speaker 9: Nephew's subject, I don't know my husband at all. Dear
• 52:58
  Speaker 9: Stephen Shirley. I am an old married woman and this
• 53:02
  Speaker 9: is my second marriage. When I met my husband, he
• 53:05
  Speaker 9: was extremely handsome and generous. We connected spiritually and he
• 53:10
  Speaker 9: joined my church. We didn't court for long, and he
• 53:13
  Speaker 9: said he knew I was his soulmate the minute we met.
• 53:17
  Speaker 9: I knew things could be going too fast because I'm
• 53:20
  Speaker 9: his third wife, but I felt the same connection to him,
• 53:24
  Speaker 9: so I agreed to marry him. Only five people came
• 53:27
  Speaker 9: to our wedding, and they were all my family. None
• 53:30
  Speaker 9: of his children or family members came. My two daughters
• 53:34
  Speaker 9: thought we were rushing into this since I had only
• 53:37
  Speaker 9: known him for eight months, and I told him how
• 53:40
  Speaker 9: they felt, and he snapped back and said, my grown
• 53:42
  Speaker 9: daughters need to stay out of our business. On our
• 53:45
  Speaker 9: wedding night, we had sex and it was just okay,
• 53:49
  Speaker 9: so I figured it would get better with time. It
• 53:51
  Speaker 9: has not, because we haven't had sex since we got
• 53:54
  Speaker 9: married three months ago. He does not go to church anymore,
• 53:58
  Speaker 9: and on Sunday mornings he goes to the casino with
• 54:01
  Speaker 9: his brother. When I asked him about wasting money, he
• 54:04
  Speaker 9: said he has extra money because my house is paid
• 54:07
  Speaker 9: for and all he has to pay is utilities, so it's.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Not a waste of money.
• 54:12
  Speaker 9: I asked him why we don't have sex, and he
• 54:15
  Speaker 9: said it's not a woman's place to do the chasing.
• 54:18
  Speaker 9: So I need to be patient and let him come
• 54:20
  Speaker 9: on to me. If I ask him anything, I get
• 54:23
  Speaker 9: that kind of response, and his mouth is so reckless
• 54:26
  Speaker 9: that I go for days without talking to him. My
• 54:29
  Speaker 9: daughters do not like him and think I should get
• 54:31
  Speaker 9: my marriage annulled. I am not ready to give up
• 54:34
  Speaker 9: on him. On the bright side. He cooks dinner every
• 54:37
  Speaker 9: day and he keeps the house clean. We live his roommates,
• 54:40
  Speaker 9: not his husband and wife. What has happened to the
• 54:43
  Speaker 9: man I'm married? Well, this is him, This is who
• 54:46
  Speaker 9: you married. This is who you married. You just weren't
• 54:49
  Speaker 9: with him long enough to get to know him, to
• 54:52
  Speaker 9: find out this other part. I know, this is not
• 54:55
  Speaker 9: what you signed up for. You say you're not ready
• 54:58
  Speaker 9: to give up on him, but waiting on you say,
• 55:01
  Speaker 9: he talks to you crazy, He goes to the casino
• 55:04
  Speaker 9: on Sunday, loses money after only three months, he's already
• 55:07
  Speaker 9: given up on you and the marriage.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: You get no sex.
• 55:11
  Speaker 9: You're right, and you don't know your husband at all
• 55:14
  Speaker 9: because you never met him. The guy you met was
• 55:18
  Speaker 9: a representative who you know, the generous one going to
• 55:21
  Speaker 9: church with you, you all connected spiritually and all that.
• 55:25
  Speaker 9: The one who had sex with you one time, and
• 55:28
  Speaker 9: that was on your wedding night.
• 55:29
  Speaker 10: You say.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: That was all in the beginning. But and he was
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: definitely not your soulmate. Okay.
• 55:36
  Speaker 9: I do you think though, maybe you guys moved too fast,
• 55:40
  Speaker 9: because I think that you were concerned that this was
• 55:43
  Speaker 9: your second marriage.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: This is his third marriage. I think you guys moved
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: too fast. I'm sure this is not what you want
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: in a husband.
• 55:51
  Speaker 9: Cooking and cleaning those are great qualities, great qualities to have,
• 55:55
  Speaker 9: but since that's all he does, it's definitely not enough
• 55:59
  Speaker 9: to sustain a marriage or to stay in a marriage.
• 56:03
  Speaker 9: He's mean to you, he's selfish and controlling, and he
• 56:06
  Speaker 9: has no regard for what you need. It just sounds
• 56:09
  Speaker 9: like he married you, I'm gonna say it, because your
• 56:12
  Speaker 9: house was paid for and all he had to pay
• 56:14
  Speaker 9: were utility, so he got a scott free financially. I
• 56:18
  Speaker 9: agree with your daughters who said you should get your
• 56:20
  Speaker 9: marriage anulled. I think you should get out of this
• 56:24
  Speaker 9: sham of a marriage just as quickly as you got
• 56:26
  Speaker 9: in it, because it's going to keep getting worse, and
• 56:30
  Speaker 9: you're not having sex anyway, and you know he's not
• 56:33
  Speaker 9: the man you thought you knew anyway, So why waste
• 56:36
  Speaker 9: more of your time?
• 56:37
  Speaker 7: Steve, very quick letter to me. You're an older woman,
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: it's your second marriage. You met your husband, he was
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: extremely handsome and generous. Well you say he was extremely
• 56:54
  Speaker 7: handsome and general Well, so something happened. Something happened, now
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: Glass and got yeah, yeah, he just he he was
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: extremely handsome. Y'all connected spiritually, and he joined your church.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: Y'all.
• 57:12
  Speaker 7: We didn't court long because he said he knew I
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: was just so so mate. The moment we met, I
• 57:18
  Speaker 7: knew things was going too fast because I'm his third wife.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: But I felt the same connection to him, so I
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: agreed to marry him.
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: Really, okay, we'll check this out. Only five people came
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: out wedding, and they were all my family. None of
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: his children or family members came. That's cause they knew,
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: here we go again. He ain't worth for damn nowhere,
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: so here we go again. Okay, so now that's the
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: end of that. You you, you, you done got this wedding.
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: Five people came, all of your family. Then your two
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: daughters thought y'all was rushing into it since you only
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: knew him for eight months. I told him how they felt.
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: He snapped back and said, your grown daughters need to
• 58:02
  Speaker 7: stay out of our business. Oh he touchy too, so
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: he fast moving.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: He ain't handsome no more, and.
• 58:13
  Speaker 7: There ain't nobody in his family either bothered coming to
• 58:16
  Speaker 7: THEO to the wedding, and now he touches.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: I don't see nothing good in this letter at all.
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: On our weddnight, we had sex and it was just okay,
• 58:30
  Speaker 7: all right, And then you figured it would get better
• 58:33
  Speaker 7: with time. It has not, because we ain't had sex
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: since we got married three months ago. What and he
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: don't go to church anymore? Well, he just joined the
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: church to make to make a good showing. On Sunday morning,
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: he go to the casino with his brother. When I
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: asked him about wasting money, he said, he has extra
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: money because my house is paying for and all he
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: has to do is pay utility.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Wow, he played. He's straight cold plage.
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: So he got extra money because his money his money,
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: y'all's money, ain't y'all's money.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: I'll be.
• 59:11
  Speaker 9: We'll have part two of your response coming up in
• 59:13
  Speaker 9: twenty three minutes after the our subject today, I don't
• 59:17
  Speaker 9: know my husband at all.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: hard morning show.
• 59:25
  Speaker 9: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 59:27
  Speaker 9: The subject I don't know my husband at all?
• 59:31
  Speaker 7: Well, you don't because you rushed into it like your
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: daughters thought you did, and like you realize you did,
• 59:38
  Speaker 7: and you said you thought it might be moving fast.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Because this was his third marriage. He used to be handsome.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: He ain't no more.
• 59:46
  Speaker 7: Ain't but five people come to the wed and they
• 59:49
  Speaker 7: was all your family, his kids, and nobody else showed up.
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: He ain't even tell nobody. Then, you've only known it
• 59:57
  Speaker 7: for eight months. Ain't nobody come to the because they
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: knew he wasn't about nothing. Then you told him that
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: your daughters thought they ran into it too quick. He
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: said they need to mind their own bis. Is he
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 7: touchy on you wed? Not y'all had sex? He was
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: just okay, So I figured it would get better with time.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 7: Is not because y'all ain't had sex since we got
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: married three months ago? You might not be the only
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: one thought it was just okay. Then I just wanted
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: to throw that out there, but it probably it got
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: nothing to do with you, though it looks like to me, ma'am,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 7: you just married the wrong guy. He does not go
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: to church anymore. That's because he just joined your church
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: to make it look good. On Sunday morning, he goes
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 7: to the casino with his brother. When I asked him
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: about wasting money, he said, he's got extra money because
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 7: my house is paid for and all he has to
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: do is pay utilities what? So he made this own
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 7: arrangement himself. So in the eight months where you didn't
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: get to know him, he found out everything he needed
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: to know about you.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: And one of the things he found out your house
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: was paid so now, so it's not a waste of money.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: I asked him why we don't have sex, and he
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: said it's not a woman's place to do the chasing.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: So I need to be patient. Let him come on
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: to me.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: But it's been ninety days. When I created the ninety
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: day rule in my book, it wasn't for people who
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 7: was maby.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: You can go ahead half six now do this ain't
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: the place for the ninety day rules.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, Steve, I got a question. Okay, she says on
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: the bright side, Yeah, you got it. You gotta get
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: to that.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: Let me.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: And keep the house clean.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: It's kind of a response to mouths. Records go for days.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: I talked to my daughters. Don't like him. I think
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 7: I should get my marriage to know. Shirley said, you
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 7: should get in an old I agree. I'm not ready
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 7: to give up on him.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Well that's a stupid statement, because he gave up on
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: you yeah.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: On the bright side, he cooks dinner every day and
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 7: he keeps the house clean.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: So damn what he cooked it every day, ain't you.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: Ain't like he's making plates for you and the people,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 7: the homeless people in the neighborhood.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: He eating, He like cooking, and he like a clean house.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 7: He don't like sex with you. He don't like going
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 7: to church. He don't like talking to you with respect.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 7: He don't like your daughters.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: He doesn't like his family.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: He don't like his family. His family don't like him.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: He don't really want to be married. He don't like
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 7: nobody but the casino.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: And his brother.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: His brother didn't come to the waiting.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: That he go gambling with. It's just a lot right now.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Man, Why did you tell him your house was paid for.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: Less? Wow?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: So he does pay utilities, cook and clean.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: The game.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: If I was you, i'd get your marriage to know
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 7: like your daughter said, yeah, get it or no, they
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 7: don't even count as a marriage, and walk off and
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 7: put him out.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: And you ain't lost nothing. Ain't nothing lost right now?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: You ain't that you ain't ready to give up on it?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: You should be.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: He gave up I mean he threw yeah, he got
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 7: out rolled all over him, and how you gonna see
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: it is beyond me.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: I'm out, Lady, you ain't gotta take this here.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: You could do this by your See, you thought you
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 7: had a soul mate because he said I knew used
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 7: my soulmate. The moment you member that, this is how
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 7: he treats a soul mate. I don't want to be
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: that type soul man. Right right, man, I'll tell you what.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 7: Don't call me so made, call me stranger, right right?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: He about her daughter's crazy.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Man, this dude is a complete wasting time, lady, Come
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: on about your bish real because he used to be handsome, remember.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: And generous? Oh boy, he so stingy and ugly now.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: Steve, Yeah, he did just enough to get you.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: Now, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 9: Heive, wow, I don't want apologize to some low down
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 9: ass dudes out here.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: All that's but that's why I.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: Say, Man, you've got to take your time to get
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: to know these people instead of falling in love with
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 7: their representative the first thirty days. You're gonna get the
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 7: best him he can be if you just wait. If
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: you'd have waited out, you could have found all this out.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 9: Because she's an older woman. You know, sometimes she she
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 9: may have gotten anxious thinking she wasn't going to find
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 9: anyone else, you know, and all that.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Nobody.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that's true.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: So just let him go get that annment like your
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 7: daughter's say, please get the lady business.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Steve, thank you.
• 1:05:23
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• 1:05:26
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• 1:05:27
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• 1:05:30
  Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, uh, it is time for ask Steve.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: We have a question.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now listen to this. Yeah, a A one question one?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah, Well this is from a twenty two
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 9: year old and his name is also Steve, your namesake.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 9: He says, Hi, mister Harvey, I work full time and
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 9: I'm currently in school to become a psychiatric mental health nurse.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 9: My faith is wrong and I know that with God
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 9: anything is possible. So my question to you is, on
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 9: your path to become an entertainer, did you ever doubt yourself,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 9: think your dream was too big, or think about giving up?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 9: And how did you strengthen your connection to God and
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 9: never lose hope that your prayers and hard work would
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 9: pay off.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: That's a great question.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: Well, you know, look, no matter who you are, we're human,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: and you're gonna have moments of doubt because it's so
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 7: difficult to make a success of yourself. So there's gonna
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: be times. Man, what you're gonna be faced with? The
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 7: man that I make the right move? Man?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: It's this working man? Ever, is it gonna change? Is
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: it gonna get better? I mean, you know I'm living
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: in that calm I'm going Man, Is it gonna get better?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: Did I make the right move? Man? Should I go
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: back home?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: I mean, you know you're gonna have doubts along the way.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 7: Sometimes you're gonna doubt it. Or let me say it
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 7: to you this way. It's going to be so daunting
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 7: at times that you're going to be faced with some
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: things that appear to be insurmountable.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: But here's what I always had to do.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 7: Whenever I got to moments like that, I thought of
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 7: the ultimate dream that I had for myself and my family.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 7: What am I really shooting for? And I think what
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 7: people have to do is you have to be conscious
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 7: of the size of your dreams. You have to have
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 7: dreams so big that not getting your dream is unacceptable
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 7: because the consequence, the alternative, the alternative to not receiving
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 7: your dreams is unacceptable. And you've just got to dream
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 7: so big that your dreams are bigger than whatever problem
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 7: you're having. So dreaming big is not the problem, because
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 7: God is all out there in them big dreams to
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: make your dream come true.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: Business.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 7: So I want you to just state you have to
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 7: stay prayerful man, throughout the journey. Oh, prayer changes things,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 7: and prayer gives you a relationship with your creator that
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 7: allows you to have the strength that you don't have
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 7: in your weakest moment, allows you to be your strongest
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: because it connects you closer to him. Your weakness is
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 7: where He gives you the strength.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: Hey, man, go ahead, All writes Steve.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 10: You're listening hard morning show.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Well, Steve, this one's for you. This one's from Derek
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: on Facebook.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 9: He writes, I'm finally starting dating again after a divorce
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 9: and two years off. These days, I share custody of
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 9: my daughter with my wife, and I have my little girl,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 9: Kelsey over every other weekend. The downside is that I
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 9: made the mistake of introducing the woman I've been seeing
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 9: to my daughter and have regretted it ever since. Even
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 9: though she's not a parent and has only known my
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 9: daughter for less than a month, she somehow got the
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 9: idea in her head that she has the right to
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 9: punish and discipline Kelsey when she comes over. It's led
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 9: to some uncomfortable moments and it needs to stop. Is
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 9: this the relationship killer that I think it is? The
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 9: relationship with my little girl is far more important, and
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 9: there's a line that's going to be crossed if I
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 9: don't control it.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, just a deal, brother, This is bad, especially if
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 7: she don't understand that. You better and if the mama
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 7: find it right, Mama dudema. Man, it's not good, brcause
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 7: I'm a little stunned anyway. What you finally started dating
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 7: after your divorce and waited two years? Who you do that?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 7: I'm not really sure that's the truth, bro, because me
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 7: and we don't wait two years to date.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: That's not who we are, even if you have a
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: little girl to raise.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: Whatever.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe he was concentrating on his baby there, no, no.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 7: No, she got to go to sleep though, somebody coming
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: over here, somebody coming over here from baby. Go to
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 7: bed right now? D two years we fins moved your
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 7: bedtime up. You finish your on horse man, I'm put
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: a lock on your damn though.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: You can't get out two years.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: BEDI normal downy? Would you moving it up to bedtime?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Was at nine?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: What you moving it up to six thirty? We ain't
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: got no more TVs in here? Nothing?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 7: Your our pet go off? All the internet in his
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 7: house go off at five thirty.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: But Daddy, I'm not sleepy.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't ask you if you sleep, I said go
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: to bed, and I don't give it. Damn what you're
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: doing now, Daddy?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: I need some help with my homework.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 7: I don't know nothing about that damn homework. I got
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 7: somebody coming over here. We can get to f We
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 7: can deal with the f.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: You want me to fail?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Are you helping Derek? He needs your help here, Steve?
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  Speaker 4: What? What? What? He won't?
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  Speaker 11: Shall?
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  Speaker 1: He wants to know? Is this a relationship killer that
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  Speaker 1: he thinks it is?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so he should do she discipline in his baby
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  Speaker 2: and dog.
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  Speaker 7: You got to get some permissions. You've only been around
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  Speaker 7: for one month and you're talking about she gonna cross
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  Speaker 7: the line. You already know what it's going broad.
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  Speaker 2: That woman whooped, whooped back cow.
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  Speaker 9: All right, here's another one, another relationship question from Tracy
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  Speaker 9: Steve uh.
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  Speaker 10: This is from Steve.
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  Speaker 9: Steve har It's been over two years since I was
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  Speaker 9: in a relationship. I have a pretty active social life.
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  Speaker 9: I meet lots of new people, but I just don't
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  Speaker 9: ever seem to meet anyone that I'm particularly attracted to.
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  Speaker 9: I'm afraid that I'm going to spend the rest of
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  Speaker 9: my life alone. Is there something wrong with me? Should
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  Speaker 9: I be doing something different?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: First of all, why don't you quit putting that in
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  Speaker 7: the atmosphere that is something wrong with you? Am I
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  Speaker 7: doing something wrong? I'm socially in f Why don't you
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  Speaker 7: stop saying that. It's been two years of you saying that,
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  Speaker 7: and so you keep attracting the wrong people, and you
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  Speaker 7: keep claiming that you're socially in f and so you
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  Speaker 7: keep winding up in the same situation.
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  Speaker 2: Positive affirmation is the first thing.
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  Speaker 4: You need to do.
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  Speaker 2: I like that step every day in every way. I'm
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  Speaker 2: getting better and better.
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  Speaker 9: All right, thank you, that was good. Coming up at
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  Speaker 9: twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have more of the
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  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 9: All right, so Steve our last break, we were talking
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  Speaker 9: trying to help Tracy, who said, you know, she's it's
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  Speaker 9: been two years since she's been in a relationship.
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  Speaker 1: She has a pretty active social life.
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  Speaker 9: She meets new people, but she doesn't ever meet anyone
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  Speaker 9: that she's interested in. And she's asking herself, is there
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  Speaker 9: something wrong with her? Should she be doing something different?
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  Speaker 9: And you said, don't put that out in the atmosphere first,
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  Speaker 9: what you know.
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  Speaker 7: Like, is this something wrong with her? I think only
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  Speaker 7: she can answer that question. But now, what a lot
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  Speaker 7: of the mistake a lot of women do is they
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  Speaker 7: listen to other people talking about girl, you too picky
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  Speaker 7: and all that is here.
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  Speaker 2: And there's no such thing as being too.
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  Speaker 7: Picky unless you're underqualified for the things that a man
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  Speaker 7: has to be qualified for. See, if you're looking for
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  Speaker 7: a man that's all that. Then I hate to tell
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  Speaker 7: you these ladies, but you need to be all that.
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  Speaker 2: Too, right, that's a huge part of it.
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  Speaker 7: And a lot of times you go in here and
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  Speaker 7: you dump all this on this man, but then the
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  Speaker 7: man want something dumped on him too. And if you're
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  Speaker 7: not gonna be what you're looking for what do you
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  Speaker 7: think a man who has all that is? Y'all think
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  Speaker 7: we just out here because you got some lashes on.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you think.
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  Speaker 7: If you watch the African Famous and Rich. You've seen
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  Speaker 7: that show? Uh huh, yes, I don't know how they
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  Speaker 7: open their eyes with them that show.
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  Speaker 1: Heavy lids.
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  Speaker 2: Man, you touch your eyebrow? Went your dad?
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  Speaker 1: Fun coming up in thirty three minutes?
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  Speaker 10: Thank you, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty three minutes after the our, we'll play around him.
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather right after this you're listening hard morning
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  Speaker 9: show and it's time out for a rounded? Would you rather, guys,
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  Speaker 9: would you rather have your areola pear okay? Or yeah
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  Speaker 9: your ario appears? Or would you rather have a tattoo
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  Speaker 9: inside your lip?
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  Speaker 1: Which one you think would be?
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  Speaker 4: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: Your oratory? That's yeah, tattoo? Yeah? Any idea how long
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  Speaker 2: that will take?
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  Speaker 4: No? No, you know.
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  Speaker 7: So much we're gonna have to use, yes, a lot.
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  Speaker 7: You know how so much we can put on here
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  Speaker 7: all week? You get your test, Pierce though, Now I
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  Speaker 7: can put Psalms twenty third songs on my lip.
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  Speaker 1: The Lord is my Spherd, truly, goodness and mercy.
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  Speaker 4: All.
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  Speaker 2: You know how much lip that ill you how much
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  Speaker 2: lip I got if I pull it down?
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  Speaker 1: Boy, let me tell you, okay, so definitely your area
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  Speaker 1: will be pierced.
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  Speaker 2: All right. I was a little boy. This how I
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  Speaker 2: knew I had a big lips. I was a little boy.
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  Speaker 7: You know how you hang your head out the car
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  Speaker 7: when it's driving sometime, and it normally just take y'all's
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  Speaker 7: breath away. I almost got smothered because my lips went
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  Speaker 7: back up over my nose.
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  Speaker 2: And I almost got smothered like that. Yeah, I can
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: see it. Yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather have your wife ignore you for three days?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 9: Or would you rather have your wife? You and your
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 9: wife argue for three days?
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  Speaker 2: Ignore, I ignore me.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: I don't like the silent treatment either.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: Ignore both of them and extend that three for me.
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  Speaker 1: You take six days, I take five hundred.
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  Speaker 12: All right?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather take cold showers every day or warm
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 9: bubble bats just twice a week?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: Warm bubble baths twice a week? Yeah, you little funk yourself?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 7: Yes, I mean you look, yeah, you and you always
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 7: talking about how clean you you're going in there?
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  Speaker 2: Take that cold shower, you will, I'm gonna take them.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take health. One thing about me.
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  Speaker 7: There's nobody, nobody ever said Steve Harvey, Steak.
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  Speaker 2: If you get down of these two days, you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: stay that.
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  Speaker 7: I want, well whatever you to be a first wash,
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  Speaker 7: You'll be a first But I'm not gonna be in
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  Speaker 7: that cold shower because how long you think I can
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  Speaker 7: do this?
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  Speaker 2: Here?
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  Speaker 9: They say cold showers are good for you though. Who yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 9: good for information all that.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's today's roundup. Would you rather.
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  Speaker 2: When we come back, is.
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  Speaker 9: Our last break of the day, and we'll have some
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  Speaker 9: closing remarks from the one and only Steve Parky.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening.
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  Speaker 10: Morning show.
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  Speaker 9: Here we are, last break of the day, last break
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  Speaker 9: of the day, with just one more thing, Steve, I'm
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  Speaker 9: glad for one. I think we all are that your
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  Speaker 9: closing remarks are back. Yeah, they're always inspirational. You always
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  Speaker 9: motivate us to do something.
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  Speaker 2: Really, I was just.
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  Speaker 7: Now I don't want to sound you know, but anyway,
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  Speaker 7: what I was just asking God, what could I do more?
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  Speaker 2: What what could I do?
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  Speaker 7: And it was just put on my heart to share more,
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  Speaker 7: you know, start take a moment out at the beginning
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  Speaker 7: and the close of the show and just try to
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  Speaker 7: encourage more people. You know, I've learned so much over
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  Speaker 7: the years. Uh, you know, I've had a tough goal
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  Speaker 7: of it as many of you have. Mine animal rich
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  Speaker 7: or deep it than nobody else's. So I just try
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  Speaker 7: to share the information that I've actually learned, because I've
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  Speaker 7: learned a lot.
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  Speaker 2: And one of the things that I've learned is about
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  Speaker 2: when to start.
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  Speaker 7: You know, whenever you come up with an idea or
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  Speaker 7: a thought or move you want to make, or something
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 7: comes from your imagination. The thing that I find that
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 7: stops people oftentimes is when do I start? Now Here's
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 7: the thing with starting. What people do is they delay
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 7: the start by overthinking it. And if you overthink something,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 7: guess what will eventually and you over explain it to
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  Speaker 7: other people.
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  Speaker 2: Eventually the how it won't work, it's going to come up.
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  Speaker 7: So you have this fabulous idea that you've thought of, right,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 7: and then you shared with some people and he say, man,
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna go do this, and you start talking it
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  Speaker 7: over and you start thinking it through and you share
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  Speaker 7: it with more people. The more people you share with
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 7: and the more people you and the more you think
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  Speaker 7: it through. You know what you keep coming up with
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 7: the mishaps, the things that can go wrong, and you
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 7: end up delaying the start. The other thing that happens
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 7: is people try to line all they ducks up in
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 7: a row before they start so they can just go
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  Speaker 7: on and start knocking them down. That's a mistake because
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  Speaker 7: that almost never ever happens. I have yet to see
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  Speaker 7: any deal I've ever done, any project i've started go
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  Speaker 7: just the way I thought it was gonna go.
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  Speaker 2: I have never seen that.
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  Speaker 7: I have yet to close a deal that just went smoothly,
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  Speaker 7: no wrinkles, no bumps, no nothing.
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen that.
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  Speaker 7: So when you're waiting to start and then that they
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  Speaker 7: say is hit and you're waiting to start to get
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  Speaker 7: your ducks lined the row, you're delaying the process.
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  Speaker 2: You know when the best time to start is.
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  Speaker 7: Right now, because right now alleviates procrastination. If you wait
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  Speaker 7: on the ducks to get lined up in the role
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 7: and you're listening to the naysayers, procrastination has already set
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  Speaker 7: in and taken place, and oftentimes it takes hold. So
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  Speaker 7: what I found is when I come up with the idea,
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  Speaker 7: I start the process. Now, I start the process.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 7: Look, man, you can easily do that it's simple things.
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  Speaker 7: What stops people is you try to figure out all
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  Speaker 7: the way through. You have this goal that you got
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  Speaker 7: and you say, okay, I'm gonna do this. Then if
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 7: I do that, then if I do that, and then
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 7: you get stuck because you go, well what happens after that?
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  Speaker 7: Because you've never been in that area before, you've never
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  Speaker 7: gone down that road, so the unknown strikes you. And
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  Speaker 7: then because you can't figure out what you do when
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  Speaker 7: you get to the unknown, you stop. So now you
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  Speaker 7: couldn't line up all your ducks in a row, so
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  Speaker 7: the process to success is delayed.
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  Speaker 2: Again. Stop doing that to yourself, y'all start now, do
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  Speaker 2: it now. What you have to do next.
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  Speaker 7: Will be shown to you. It'll your first step will
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  Speaker 7: lead you to the stat second step. Now, sometimes on
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 7: your journey you make a bad turn. You gotta make
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 7: a U turn and come back and cross over the
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 7: other bridge instead of going that way. But until you
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 7: take one step, you'll never know where the next turn is.
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  Speaker 7: If it's a fork in the road, if it's a
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 7: U turn, if it's a being, if it's a valley,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 7: if it's a mountain, you gotta start today. Stop delaying it.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 7: Everybody whatever it is you want to do, start today.
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  Speaker 7: You may be surprised that you can actually get yourself
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  Speaker 7: further than you thought you could with nobody else's help. Now,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 7: in order to be successful, you're gonna need somebody's help
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  Speaker 7: to start. Oftentimes you just need yourself start the process.
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  Speaker 7: God will show you the way. He really will. He
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  Speaker 7: always has. I say this often to people. God will
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  Speaker 7: get you through.
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  Speaker 2: For though. Everybody's listening right now.
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  Speaker 7: Name one thing that God hasn't gotten you through, And
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 7: if he hasn't gotten you through it, he's currently pulling
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 7: you through it right now. And you know how I
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 7: know because you're listening to the radio. How you listening
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 7: to the radio. It's because he's pulling you through something
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 7: right now. He's gotten you through all the other stuff,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 7: but he's pulling you through right now. If you start
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 7: the process, God will pull you through. But you'll never
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  Speaker 7: know until you start. Start Start something right. Don't participate
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  Speaker 7: in no mess this year. Stay out of mess. You
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  Speaker 7: know what mess is.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: Mess looks like, it ain't right, it don't feel good,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: it don't sound good. It's mess. Stay out of mess
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  Speaker 2: this year.
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  Speaker 7: Remove yourself from messy situations so you can move in
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  Speaker 7: the right direction. Start this year, man, make it happen. Okay,
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  Speaker 7: start today. That's the best time. Thank y'all for listening.
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  Speaker 7: Hope that helps you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you right?
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  Speaker 10: So ye yeah like that?
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  Speaker 1: Stee all right, take us home.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, talk to God today. Love to hear from your peace.
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