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Dad's On Duty, Steve's VM, Junior's Music, Elm Street and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like amazing bus things and it's not true.
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  Speaker 1: Good Steh. To start joy, you gotta use that turn.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn, got to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out to turn the water the water, y'all come,
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  Speaker 1: come on your back. Uh huh, I show well, good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Yeah man, got one. Hey. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: thought I think of my life in terms of blessings.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I take mostly a positive approach and a
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  Speaker 1: positive spin to my life. I hardly ever dwell on
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  Speaker 1: you know, the what's well. I can't say that I
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  Speaker 1: don't think about the what's wrong in it because I
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  Speaker 1: have to, because I have to address problems as they arise.
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  Speaker 1: But I try not to let them consume me. I
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  Speaker 1: let the consumption part be about the blessings, the positive
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  Speaker 1: things that has occurred in my life, the good things
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  Speaker 1: that God has done for me, the power that He's
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  Speaker 1: displayed in my life, the protection He's given me over
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  Speaker 1: the years. To being tucked under his wings. I focus
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  Speaker 1: on the things that he promises me. I think of
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  Speaker 1: all all the goodness that I perceived to come my way.
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  Speaker 1: I think that has a lot to do with me
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  Speaker 1: learning more and more about the law of attraction in
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  Speaker 1: terms of you know, what you think and what you
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  Speaker 1: put out into space, and what you pray about is
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  Speaker 1: what you receive. You know, and so I've become better
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  Speaker 1: and better at that. It's not to say that I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm not human and I don't have moments where I
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  Speaker 1: think a little bit too long about what's going wrong
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  Speaker 1: and what enemy is about to attack and what they're
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  Speaker 1: going to do and saying and all of this his
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  Speaker 1: That's not to con say that I'm not concerned about it,
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  Speaker 1: but I try to duel mostly on the positive. And
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  Speaker 1: one of the things that I learned, you can have
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  Speaker 1: an incredible life, all of us. We can have incredible
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  Speaker 1: lives if we just let God drive. See. The problem
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  Speaker 1: that I had years ago was I was the driver
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  Speaker 1: of my life, and I was taking myself into directions
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  Speaker 1: that I thought would be best for me, and I
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  Speaker 1: aimed at things that I thought I could accomplish, and
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  Speaker 1: I set goals that I saw myself being able to attain.
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  Speaker 1: I was driving. When I gave up and I let
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  Speaker 1: God drive. I then opened up my mind and my
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  Speaker 1: spirit to what God had for me, For what God
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  Speaker 1: could see for me, for what God could do in
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  Speaker 1: my life, well, for what God wanted for me. Now
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  Speaker 1: he wanted for me, and he wanted of me. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's the connection that you got to try to make.
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  Speaker 1: Not try, that's the connection that you got to make
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  Speaker 1: to really get it. Now, listen to me. What I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to do is do like me. Don't
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  Speaker 1: be afraid of the what for of the what he
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  Speaker 1: wants you to do part see, because that ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be nearly as demanding and as offsetting as you think
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be. See. I thought that if I did
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  Speaker 1: God's will, that if I let God tell me what
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  Speaker 1: to do, that it would cause me to not to
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  Speaker 1: be able to do a certain some things I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to do well, which is true. But the stuff I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to do was all detrimental to my well being
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  Speaker 1: and my future and my growth and development as a man.
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  Speaker 1: I was stopping my own growth as a man because see,
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  Speaker 1: I was doing what I thought I should do as
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  Speaker 1: a man. But when you give it over to God,
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  Speaker 1: to God has a much better plan for you than
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  Speaker 1: you can ever have for yourself. And God knows a
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  Speaker 1: better way, far better than the one you know. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to believe that. Man, you gotta understand that
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  Speaker 1: part of it. And that's the part that I finally
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  Speaker 1: got through my head to let God do it his
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  Speaker 1: way and to show me a better way, and to
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  Speaker 1: teach me a better way and expose to me a
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  Speaker 1: better way. And when I opened up my mind to
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  Speaker 1: what God was talking about, I began to see things
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  Speaker 1: totally differently, and things started coming to me totally differently.
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  Speaker 1: If you've been a friend of mine or a fan
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  Speaker 1: of mine over the years, I mean, you've had to
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  Speaker 1: see it, the change. You've had to see the difference.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, and I acknowledge that every chance I get,
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  Speaker 1: because I promised God I would, and I hope that
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  Speaker 1: I'm not falling short in that category. But then again,
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  Speaker 1: if I told it all day long, would he done
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  Speaker 1: for me? I still wouldn't have enough time to really
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  Speaker 1: explain thoroughly what He's done for me, because it's such
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  Speaker 1: a continuous growth in me. But now that's not to
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  Speaker 1: say that I'm finished or I'm done or I'm complete,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm still shocked. You can't be him. You can
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  Speaker 1: strive for perfection. I hear people saying it all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I applaud you for saying you want to be perfect,
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  Speaker 1: but you ain't and you can't. So you quit saying it.
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  Speaker 1: You quit saying it to me, quit saying it to
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  Speaker 1: other people. I'm seeking a life of perfection, but it's
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  Speaker 1: something that you can not have because he said you
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  Speaker 1: can't do it. But that's what he'd have for. He'd
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  Speaker 1: have for the moments when you stumble and you fall,
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  Speaker 1: and you're gonna stumble and fall. So you got to
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  Speaker 1: get that part right. Man to stumbling falling part is coming.
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  Speaker 1: But see, you get God in your life and it
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  Speaker 1: helps you so that you don't stumble, fall, wallow, roll over,
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  Speaker 1: laid air, languish. That's what God is for. So when
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  Speaker 1: you stumbling, fall, you get back up because you're going
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  Speaker 1: to make mistakes, You're going to get it wrong, You're
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  Speaker 1: going to come under attack, You're going to be lied about,
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  Speaker 1: you are going to be falsely accused. That's going to
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  Speaker 1: happen to you the moment you make a decision to
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  Speaker 1: do better the moment you try to be more. The
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  Speaker 1: devil got to send his attackers, man, and he controls
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  Speaker 1: certain people. He just got people as on his side
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  Speaker 1: twenty four seven. You know him too. You've all met
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  Speaker 1: one or two of me in your life. They're just
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  Speaker 1: busy with the business of nothingness. They're just busy about
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  Speaker 1: to do about the destruction of others. You said, I
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  Speaker 1: know him, you know him. They coming. But here's what
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  Speaker 1: you got to hold fast too. They can't take away
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  Speaker 1: nothing from you that God gave you. They didn't make you. See,
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  Speaker 1: people who claim to have made you, if they're so
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  Speaker 1: in to make you business, why don't they make theyselves?
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  Speaker 1: Or if they ain't with you no more, and they're
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  Speaker 1: so busy in them I made you business, why don't
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  Speaker 1: they make somebody else? Since since you want to get
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  Speaker 1: credit from making somebody make yourself, if you're responsible for
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  Speaker 1: someone else's success, then you should easily be able to
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  Speaker 1: take claim and be responsible for your own success. See,
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  Speaker 1: be careful of that, and don't and don't don't change
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  Speaker 1: your course because somebody is attacking you with that. I
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  Speaker 1: just hope man, that I'm giving it to God. The
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  Speaker 1: way I said I would give it to him, that
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  Speaker 1: I would unload every chance I got that I was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to out being, you know, or here he come again?
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  Speaker 1: You know. I try not to be that, But man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what else to be for the first
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  Speaker 1: twelve minutes of my show? What else you want me
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  Speaker 1: to say? I got four hours? I can't give God
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  Speaker 1: twelve twelve minutes, man, I mean, for real, Steve, come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, let's look at this right here. If you're
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  Speaker 1: give an honor to God just twelve minutes out the day, dog,
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  Speaker 1: he gave you twenty four hours of luxury in life
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  Speaker 1: and breath and hope and promise, you ain't got twelve
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  Speaker 1: minutes to give him out the day. That don't make
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  Speaker 1: no sense. What an exchange, What a wonderful life God
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  Speaker 1: has given me in exchange for so small of effort
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  Speaker 1: that I put forth. Don't let the effort you got
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  Speaker 1: to put forth to God seems so dawning that you
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  Speaker 1: don't attempt to do it, because man, it seems like
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  Speaker 1: a lot. It ain't nothing to compare to what he'd
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  Speaker 1: be given us for real. So if you want a
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  Speaker 1: real life, you want a real shot at what you
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  Speaker 1: can be, what you can have, what you can own,
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  Speaker 1: what you can become, who you really are. Go to God,
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  Speaker 1: let him fix you. Man. That's all. Good morning show.
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Steve Harvey Morning Show, Good morning, Shirley. Call
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  Speaker 1: up Junior, Tommy Mississippi Monica, good morning, Yeah, good morning,
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  Speaker 1: Top Top. I didn't want to say nothing, but my
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  Speaker 1: NFL picks wash off the shame this past week. Oh
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about it, man, Okay, go ahead, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: what you got? Let me ask you something. And this
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  Speaker 1: is probably everybody's probably going through this, probably some people
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  Speaker 1: on the show too. Man. You just don't know these kids. Man,
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  Speaker 1: My nephew having some issues and I'm gonna need some help.
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  Speaker 1: Let me something, so I got Yeah, he called yesterday
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  Speaker 1: a couple days ago about a PlayStation five. He won't
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  Speaker 1: play Stay five now nineteen now, yeah, and he he
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  Speaker 1: won't play the five and he nineteen Now. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: buying the PlayStation five because you're not in school and
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got no job. Why are we talking about
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  Speaker 1: PlayStation five? So now he's saying I'm being difficult. I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: you being broke? So do you have anything to motivate
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  Speaker 1: broke teenagers did this morning? No? No, I don't. The
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  Speaker 1: best way I helped broke teenagers is not to honor
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  Speaker 1: any request they make? Can I get a PlayStation five?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't buy you a PlayStation four, so I don't
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  Speaker 1: see where you at. I've missed out on PlayStation three.
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  Speaker 1: I never heard about PlayStation two. I didn't buy you
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  Speaker 1: the first when they came out calling PlayStation I didn't
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  Speaker 1: buy you a damn the Tendo. I didn't buy you
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  Speaker 1: the new uh Gag. You didn't buy Palm. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: buy you nothing, So why are you talking to me now? Secondly,
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  Speaker 1: you're nineteen years old. You don't need a PlayStation. You
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  Speaker 1: need a workstation. That's what you need. You need somewhere
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  Speaker 1: to report in and check in and your ass sit
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  Speaker 1: at till they give you a check then you can
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  Speaker 1: buy a PlayStation five. But I think when you first
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  Speaker 1: get your money, you ain't gonna buy no PlayStation five
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  Speaker 1: with it. Now you know why, because you're gonna buy
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  Speaker 1: something necessary like some drowns. But see, y'all, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: call me about a damn PlayStation. Don't ask me about
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  Speaker 1: no damn PlayStation until you get your ass or workstation.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we're working right here. I don't give about
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  Speaker 1: damn about a tari. I don't get damn about pac Man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care nothing about no Xbox Let don't PlayStation
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  Speaker 1: nine or whatever they then came out with. And when
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  Speaker 1: they get to nine, don't ask me about that one eig.
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  Speaker 1: That's my motivation. Can I get a hair cut? Now?
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  Speaker 1: You tell me? Can you get a hair cut? Hey? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Can I get one hundred dollars so I can anno? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: One stay of work age? Did not all requests, and
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  Speaker 1: that pushes them to get employed. Man, stop enabling your nephew.
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  Speaker 1: Tell him like I told mine, You ain't my damn
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  Speaker 1: nephew coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna start the show off with nephew. Timmy's run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back right after this. You're listening stry morning show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, time now to start your morning off
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  Speaker 1: with the nephew and run that prank back. What you
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  Speaker 1: got for us? Enfe I got? I got thunderbolt, thunder bolt,
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  Speaker 1: thun the boat. Let's go catch up? Hello, hey man,
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  Speaker 1: let me speak not here? Who's called? Hey? Just thunned
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  Speaker 1: the boat from the club man? What times she get in? Hello? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this thun the boat man? What time she get in?
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  Speaker 1: What you mean what time she get in? Uh? She
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  Speaker 1: ain't in here now, but you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: I was what you need? Hey, Uh, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: following up on. I'm trying to actually get an address
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. Man, she got me dancing this weekend on
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  Speaker 1: Saturday night, and I want to see it. Make sure
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  Speaker 1: I got the address, everything, everything. Still, don't you know
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  Speaker 1: I don't already gave much? She got you dancing? What
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  Speaker 1: you mean she got you dancing? She asked me to
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  Speaker 1: do some mail dancing on Saturday night. So I went
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  Speaker 1: on and took off at the club and uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: she don't already got my Mike gall ain't she ain't
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  Speaker 1: had you do no mail dancing? My girl she nah,
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  Speaker 1: she goes to school at night on weekend, so you
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  Speaker 1: know some naching. Okay, okay, okay, who is I ain't
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  Speaker 1: David David fiance? Yeah, that's my gal. Hola hold on, squeakers,
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  Speaker 1: Benna getting married, squeaky, squeaky, I'm David, right, Okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's that's squeaking squeaker to give me. No, my girl,
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  Speaker 1: you said you're a dancer. I dance that man is
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  Speaker 1: I'm thunderbolt. But how do you know? My girl she
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  Speaker 1: come to the club on Saturdays. She asked me about
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  Speaker 1: doing some dancing for this coming sayday, so she already
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  Speaker 1: gave me half the money. She comes to the clubs
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  Speaker 1: on saturdays. Now, my girl she goes schools on saturdays. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you know now, don't want listen all right forever. I'm
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  Speaker 1: blown away by you trying to tell me squeaking married
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  Speaker 1: that you got me really toe up with stuff I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. No, no, squeaky that's what we call her
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  Speaker 1: at the club, man, and man, look at I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna get into all of that. What I'm really calling
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  Speaker 1: about this she got me working this weekend doing some dancing,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm trying to just make sure that we are
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  Speaker 1: for this week because I didn't gave my spot up
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  Speaker 1: at the club. You're trying to tell my girl hanging
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  Speaker 1: out of him buck Naking club with dance man. Squeak
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  Speaker 1: had been coming up in them, man for the last
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  Speaker 1: b Wheeky's hes been there long enough. Nickname. No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know it. Squeaky four five years, Squeak, you've been
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  Speaker 1: coming man, this this thunderboat. Me and Squeaker go way back. No, man,
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  Speaker 1: well we're gonna handle it when she get in here,
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  Speaker 1: and you can, you know, handle to yours Who have
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  Speaker 1: you got to handle it? Talk to whoever you got
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  Speaker 1: to to get your little money or whatever. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I don't wait ant man, that that's not hey,
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  Speaker 1: are you as you listening? Man? I can't get my
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  Speaker 1: slot back at the club. The Squeaker got to give
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  Speaker 1: me the remaining balance, man, even if she ain't gonna do,
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  Speaker 1: I need my other wind in balance. I can't going
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  Speaker 1: to give you the maining balance of nothing. Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I need to ring money money that that she gave you.
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  Speaker 1: What you're saying you can just count that out. He
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  Speaker 1: han't going to give your thing. Hey man, I under
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  Speaker 1: boat gonna get his money. Man, I need my one
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  Speaker 1: fit thunder boats gonna get it. Well, then that's what
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  Speaker 1: you got to do. And that's what you got to do. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what for thunderboat into the getting no
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  Speaker 1: can talking about calling you squeaky and all this whole.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't I ain't working for to give money a wayne
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  Speaker 1: to some under boat like it or whatever. Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: look man, it's thunderboat. It ain't lighting, it's thunderboat lightning.
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  Speaker 1: It worked on Wednesday night. The thunderboat. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: who you didn't talk to already about that, but you
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  Speaker 1: need to haul that them. But don't be calling here
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  Speaker 1: asking me my girl to give you some money. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: giving you because she don't make nothing. I'm coming over
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  Speaker 1: there now and get my money from Squeaky. Ain't I
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  Speaker 1: ain't hear it. Don't make nothing. Squeaky ain't all the
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  Speaker 1: money around here, So you ain't gonna get nothing from
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  Speaker 1: over unifiling. So you can wipe that your mind. I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming over there to get my money from Squeaky today.
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  Speaker 1: You're coming over here I'm coming over there to get
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  Speaker 1: my money from Squeaking. Don't I ain't got time to play.
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  Speaker 1: I don't love my slot at the club. See what
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  Speaker 1: you get. See if you get some money, get your
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  Speaker 1: lady out. Thunder coming over there to get the rest
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  Speaker 1: of his bunny. You've been not bringing them over here
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  Speaker 1: because you come. But what I tell you what? Bring
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  Speaker 1: them going over here? And I'm gonna show you lighting it.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't know you got some money on ready for you?
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  Speaker 1: She righting here, give you money the way I'm struggling.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what you've bring your over you won't
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  Speaker 1: and watch what's go down. Hey man, all I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: is I'm feeling come over there and wait outside the
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  Speaker 1: house so Squeaky to get there to get the rest
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  Speaker 1: of my money. That's what I'm saying to you. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna come over and sit outside what I've been to
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  Speaker 1: come over there and wait outside for Squeaky to get
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  Speaker 1: this so I could get the resume my money over
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  Speaker 1: here and said outside money house. That's what I'm fenna
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  Speaker 1: do with That's when it takes for me to get
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  Speaker 1: my money from Squeaky. I'll tell you what you want
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  Speaker 1: over here. Dan sit outside of my house and we
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  Speaker 1: can get your You blow the hor one, that's what
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  Speaker 1: you do, You throw the horn. So I come out
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  Speaker 1: there and meet you and let you know what's going down.
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  Speaker 1: But Bush you, she can see you all laid out.
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  Speaker 1: Come on over and get your money. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: my money, or squeak you on me one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: fifty dollars that I've been to come get. Don't give
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  Speaker 1: what she told you about under a us? Mom? Is
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: she giving you? You gotta be happy with that. You
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  Speaker 1: want to come over here talking about you want some
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: old money. He knows somebody old thunderboat one hundred and
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: fifty dollars and thunderboat gonna get his money. But I
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: try to go and dance at them clumps on this weekend.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: So here you will not be dancing at the talking
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  Speaker 1: about sitting out front. Mom, Squeaky gonna give me my
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: one thing. You ain't even got nothing to do with this. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: this transaction is between me and Squeaky. It ain't got
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  Speaker 1: nothing to do with you, no way. Hey her name
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  Speaker 1: is then it's got everything to do with me. You
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  Speaker 1: call talking about killing you some money and come over here.
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  Speaker 1: I got your money, come get you, and I got
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  Speaker 1: your money right here. I'm gonna be sitting out front
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  Speaker 1: waiting on you. Squeaky, the one asked for me to
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  Speaker 1: dance Saturday night. Squeaky, I told a three hundred dollars
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  Speaker 1: plus tips. Now, I ain't gonna get no kIPS, but
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you where I am gonna get my three
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars though. I got one fifty and I'm gonna
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: get the other one fifty one. Squeaky, get home. You
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: ain't getting it from me. You're gonna get your buzzer
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: from me. I got one more thing I need to
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  Speaker 1: say to you. What you're listening to me? Man, I'm listen.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I can hear you. But this is Matthew Tommy from
• 19:41
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• 19:55
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• 20:05
  Speaker 1: y'all had me hot round this. I'm putting on boots. Manear,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out in squabble. I got tips and
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• 20:44
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• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, ask the cello chief Love Officer Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour.
• 21:00
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• 21:03
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• 21:05
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  Speaker 1: other trending news, what is going on between Boosey and
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  Speaker 1: nas X. And you've heard GQ magazine said Steve Harvey
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• 21:20
  Speaker 1: stories at the top of the hour. Yes, yes, they
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• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, Ready for your love questions. This one is
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: from Tally in Kansas. Tally writes, my seven year old
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: son came home and told me that his dad has
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  Speaker 1: a new girlfriend and he hates her. I told him
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  Speaker 1: that's not nice to say about anyone, and he said
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  Speaker 1: she made two steaks for her and his dad, and
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: she gave him chicken tenders. I spoke to my X
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: and asked if my son was telling the truth, and
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: he said that his child is fine with chicken tenders
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  Speaker 1: only seven. Now we've got a problem because my ex
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  Speaker 1: is on board with his unequal treatment of his own child.
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  Speaker 1: Should I talk to um? Should I have a talk
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  Speaker 1: with them before this gets any worse? What? Well, we
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  Speaker 1: have a situation here, Tally. First, your question was your
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: son hates your ex's new boyfriend. Well, now you have
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: well you hate her. Note so we're not everybody in
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: talent house hate the new girl. So now we do
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  Speaker 1: have a problem, and you've spoken to him and the
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: seven year old on his state, NA I can understand.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you got the chicken tenders turned
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  Speaker 1: into hate for you. I would have been more than
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  Speaker 1: happy when I was seven and plus. When I was seven,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: back in them days, I wasn't allowed to say I
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: didn't want nothing. I hate them damn chicken tenders and
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: shut my damn mom. If I don't know my mom
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: bought them damn chicken tenders. Em chicken daders would have
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: got packed up in me and it wouldn't have been
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: as hard to go to the bathroom next time. So
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: that's it would have happened. Yeah, you know what, now
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: you just let these chicken tenders out the next time
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: you go, So that's why it would have happened in here. Um,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: do you have a little situation. I think you should
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: just talk to him, your ex, and uh, he really
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: would have been fine with the chicken tenders. I think
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: this is an overreaction. Your boys seven years old. He's smart,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: he's manipulative. He knowed come in here with you and
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: say the right thing. So please be aware of how
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: smart and cunning kids are. I'm gonna come in and
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: upset my mama. I'm gonna tell her I hate her
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: because they had steaks and they gave me chicken tenders. Well,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: you know you got a little bit of ass teeth,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: so you know you got a little baby teeth, little
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: baby teeth post to eat chicken tenders. I don't think
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: it's that big of a deal, and I wouldn't let
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: this little boy drive a wedge in it right now.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: This unequal treatment is because he not equal. What you
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: don't like is it was done by the new girlfriend
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: and he made sure you knew it. Yeah, quite a
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: sneak move from the seven year old that loves his
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: mother dearly tally, and he's just doing what little boys
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: do because he doesn't know yet that it's okay to
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: love two people. He does not know that yet, and
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: so he's picking sides and he's chosen you. But let's
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: not make it any harder than it can be. Very good.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: The chicken Tenders was fine, fellow, all right. Moving on
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: to Aaron in Oklahoma. Aaron says, my mother's sixty four
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: year old boyfriend makes comments about my butt and it's
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: making me uncomfortable. I'm five to three and I'm a
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: curby girl, but I dressed very conservatively. I've told my
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: mother that he is a dirty old man, and she
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: said he means no harm. It is an underhanded way
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: of giving a compliment. My husband is about to get involved,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: since my mom thinks it's cute. I'm forty years old,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: so I don't my husband's help. How do I stop
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: this dirty old fool? Uh No, no, let your husband
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: handle it. Let your husband handle it. But but just
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: let him handle it. You're forty, You don't need your husband.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: You don't. But the husband can talk to him. A
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: little bit difference him a man. Any more comments about
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: my lady behind. It's gonna be a problem for you.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: But you're behind. You just got a little man said
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: it'll be a lot quicker. See you then already went
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: to your mom about it. It didn't work out. Now
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: you're gonna go to him. How you think it's gonna
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: work out? Let your husband talk to the man and
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: it'll be done. It's just a respectful conversation. He that's
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: sixty four year old, don't want it forty. He don't
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: want that what he wants. See, I'm sixty four, I'm tenure.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: That ain't what we won't look at. He's scared of it,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: but we don't need that. A lot of speed moving
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: around in that room, and it ain't coming from him.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: A lot of speed in that room. Lot ain't doancing
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: it ain't coming from the sixty foliol All right, moving
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: on behind, You're on point this morning, Celo Courtney and
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  Speaker 1: Tampa writes that I am recently divorced and I have
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: a crush on my coworker. I heard he's messing with
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: another girl at work, so I don't need or want
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: any drama. He won't admit that he's messing around, but
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: the fact that he's sneaking around with me makes me
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: believe it's true. We've done everything except go all the way,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: and I want him badly, but for some reason, he's
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: holding back. I invited him to my house, but he
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: won't come. Does this mean he is with another woman
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: and he's trying to be faithful to her? Lady? Are
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: you for real? Yep, she's for real? Wait are you
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: for real? Courtney? You all have done everything but go
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: all the way. He won't go all the way. You
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: invited him to your house, but he won't come. You
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: know he's dating a coworker that he's full around with.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: You don't want no drama, but you right on the
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: edge of creating drama. I can't. I can't help you, Courtney,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: because it seems to me like you want to do
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: what you want to do regardless. Now you just need
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Uncle Steve's permission. I'm not gonna give it to you.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: That's what you want. You're dating this man is dating
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: another woman on the job. But he won't admit it.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: But you know it. He don't admit to you either.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: You just got divorced. Why would you jump into somebody
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: that's in a relationship. That's probably why you got a
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: divorce in the first place. Somebody would reach somebody already
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: in a relationship, Courtney. Let's not be stupid here, Courtney.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: There are other men out there. Open up your pool,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: get on a dat now. Quit trying to find your man.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: At your job and your church. It's the same people
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: down now every week church, open up your But it's
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: the same men every week at the church. Ain't no
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: new men coming to the church. It's new women coming
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: to the church. Ain't no new men coming to the church. Alright,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: me and signed up for church like Republicans sign up
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: for the vaccine. We don't want it right there right there? Wow,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: does this mean he's with another woman and he's trying
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: to be faithful to her. It means he don't want you.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: But what you're trying to put it out here. He
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: don't want you. He hadn't done everything with you except
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: go all the way. You'd invited him over the house
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: and he won't come. One and one is two. Yes
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: what you won't whatever he doing, don't worry about that.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: He don't won't you. Hello, damn, that's it. Come on, Courtney,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Come on, Courtney girl. All right, thank you. Clo coming
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour entertainment news right
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: after this. Yeah, yeah, you're listening to Steve Morning Show. Well,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: the headline of a featured article in GQ magazine is
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: get this, guys, Steve Harvey the style icon exclamation mark.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: That's what it says, Steve Harvey, the style icon. Yes,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I saw the lever. I saw the lever. I like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: So Steve, Yes, litten for asking you to do I'm
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• 29:57
  Speaker 1: just do that for me. Steve Harvey can't go repeatedly
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: over GQ dot com slash Steve Harker do that repeatedly.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to show the people something they don't know,
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  Speaker 1: the power we have. Okay, well you know we you know,
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  Speaker 1: we look for people that can move the needle. Excuse me,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: what you look for? People that can move the meetle?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Where where you must not been around for the last election,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Nation can move the needle, move the needle
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  Speaker 1: to We turned cities blue because Atlanta in Philly in
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• 30:32
  Speaker 1: feel how you want to feel. But I can show enough.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Get eyeballs on the damn article. GQ dot com slash
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harker. Also, I would like say congratulations to my
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: youngest daughter who is really turned things round. She is
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  Speaker 1: completely sold out, completely sold out. It was a stunner,
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• 31:00
  Speaker 1: You do it, yes, sold out all right now, And
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: shout out to Ellie two because he's your stylist. He's
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  Speaker 1: your stylist. Great kid man, really really great talented young dude.
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  Speaker 1: My wife is really responsible for bringing him on board,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: not me. I have to take I have to give
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: her credit for that. She saw it. I didn't. She
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: saw him slimmer suits. I didn't see that either. She
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: saw a lot of things I didn't see it. Yeah,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: she didn't. She didn't see that. No more. I asked
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: her why she didn't like the big suits, and her
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: exact quote was, I'm tired of being married to a
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: pimp and what offended? But yeah, two thousand and nine,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: that's when I heard that statement. Yeah, yeah, But Ellie
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Corombo man, great, great young guy, because you know what
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: it is. It's you know, I've always liked dressing and
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I've always liked styled. The problem I was missing. I
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: was missing colors m for being a talk show host.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: And and when he yeah, and when he designed my
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: suit for the NFL Honors and I wore this this
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: fu shure tie shirts and boom, the guy that runs
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: celebrity family feud sare why don't we let Steve Harvey
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: dress like that on family Feud? Celebrity family Feud? And
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: because I used to wear the same suit, because they
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: didn't know what order they was gonna put it in here,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: so they said, yeah, let's do that. And that started
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: it over there. And then he asked me, what was
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: the one thing I was missing. I said, I missed colors, man,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: because I was doing this talk show host thing for
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: so long, and I just I just missed colors. And
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: then I don't have the ability to go out and
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: shop all these places. You know, when I was in Paris, Man,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: we had a good time shopping, but I don't really
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: spend a lot of time in malls and going to
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: stores and stuff. But he got to take you to
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: the mall. I tried, while well, at the moment, I
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: don't want to go to mall. I had to go
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: through mel Detective. I just want to just yeah. But
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I just want to say that right there. And so
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I'm back into colors and stuff, and I'm enjoying myself.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: If we do a lot of collaborations, you know, stuff
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: that I've always thought about doing. But he's really a
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: talented guy. So yeah, a lot of credit goods with
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: your greens and your blues and your pinks and all right, Yeah,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I like that level you live of shirt shirts. If
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: you're gonna we never put it on, you know what
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. And you don't need to worry about how
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: much that one called you find one. So whatever, don't
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: get that one now. All right, here we go, Little
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: nas We're gonna switch gears here. Little nas X has
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: found a new way to get under wrapper Boosey skin.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Boosey has been outspoken, aiming numerous homophobic rants at Little
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: nas X. So when Little Nas claimed on Instagram Lives
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: that he has a new collab with Boosey coming soon,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Boosey was really mad, all right, he tweeted, stopped trolling
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: me a whole B word playing with the gangster shaking
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: my head, as well as some homophobic slurs. Um. Things
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: got even nastier towards the end of the message, uh,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: telling Little nas he'd be doing the world a huge
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: favor if he commits suicide. So then Little nas X
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: responded saying, I'm truly saddened. I have never been so
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: mortified in my life. I can't believe Disney Channel has
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: yet to play Halloween Town for the entire October month. Um,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: so he didn't he addressed Boosey in the way, you know,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: in a way that he didn't address him. People thought
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: he was addressing Boosey, but he flipped it and talked
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: about Halloween Town, the Disney movie. So I mean, this
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: is a feud right here. This is just a huge feud.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Went to get well. Yeah, Boose a little different guy.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: But I don't think nas X is affected by him
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: in the least. Bill. He seems to be really secure
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: in his skin and hoping he commits suicide, ain't gonna
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: have him so because that little dude is pretty much
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: secure in his own skin. Conversed on Social Man, I'll
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: be happy stop. You know all right? I don't know
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: none of his songs though, No, I don't know Rod
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Time Road. You know that? Wait, that's who that is? Yeah, yes,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: you didn't know that. I didn't know that. I damn that.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: We're gonna tell you about a group of dads combating
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: violence at a Louisiana high school. We'll talk about it
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Morning show. We love this
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: story about a group of forty dats in Shreveport, Louisiana.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: These dads formed a group called Dads on Duty Steve.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: They did this to come back the violence at Southwood
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: High School in Shreveport. There have been a lot of
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: fights recently at the high school, and not the police,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: campus security, nor the school officials could keep the peace there,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: they were like twenty three arrests of student fighting. That's
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: a lot, twenty three. So some of the dads got
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: together and said, we are the best people to take
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: care of our own kids, and they formed dats on duty.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: The dads now patrol the school hallways daily and it's
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: worked out. Not a single fight, not a single fight,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: and the kids started going to class. Okay, the school
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: loves it and said, not everybody has a father figure,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: and this is making a huge difference already. No trayshawn
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: daddy downhill, right, y'all heard about trayshawn daddy because you know,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: father had him grown man as hands. There's rugging on
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: the outside, got all on them, you know, yeah, it
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: got cuts on them. You don't know if it's from
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: knuckle busting or he got it cut up on the
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: car engine. And just I'm just telling you, man, the
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: presence of a male role models change the attitude of
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: young males because young males are going to duplicate the
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: males that are around them, good or bad. I think
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: this is an outstanding move. It's it's working out. Like,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: say congratulations to Dodd. Dad's own duty down there in Louisiana,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: thank you so much, he said, the best thing we
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: know to hand alet children better than anybody else. Yeah,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: and it's working. That's the great part. It's working. The
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: kids are going to school, they're going to class, sitting
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: in class. I love that part. No more like one
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: of them dadd has throw you up again the locker.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: It's a different feeling. It's way different security, homie. Yeah,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: it's grown man. He ain't got to Yale or nothing. No, man,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you man, they grown man strength. When
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: you in high school and you become aware of it,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: it's shocking. Yeah. And look at the power. I mean,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: not the police. School security couldn't do anything. School officials,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: not even the police. And here come the dad's Look
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not everybody. Yeah, I'm not saying this is how
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: it's done. But my father hit me in the chest
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: when I was in the twelfth grade, you know, because
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I took that car and I didn't come back when
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I said I was coming back with it. He hit
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: me in my chest. Dog, I could ask him for
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: the car. Yeah, damn that. I'm not gonna do it again. Yeah,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna ask for the car. No, right,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: same thing having moved my dad, I found out there's
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: a difference between working out and work them two different strengths. Yes,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: I work it out, my daddy do work picking pallette
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: so yeah, telephone poles, Oh, that's different strength. All right, guys,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, Steve
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: is gonna check his voicemail. We'll listen to your calls
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve, Let's go
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: to the phones. Let's go check your voicemail. You want
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: to leave Steve a voicemail? Hit him up at eight
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: seven seven twenty nine. Steve, Now are you ready? Steve?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I'm ready. Let's go. Here we go. We got these
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: celebrities and refused to go take the vaccination shot. And
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: when they go to the doctness doctor prescribed in medicine
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: for this, in medicine for that, they don't know what's
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: in there. So what's the difference. Take the shot, Kyrie
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Irving shot. Oh, you gotta kind of understand what dude
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: coming from. You know, first of all, celebrities can be
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: incredibly influential. That's for starters. So we have to be
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: mindful and careful about the messaging we put out. Yeah, yeah,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: from Boots on over to Kyrie, on over to Me,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: on over to Tyler, on over to Zenda, whoever you are.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: You have to be mindful of the messaging that you're
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: putting out. But as far as the vaccine goes, I'm
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: alarmed because let me explain something to you. For every
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: game that Kyrie Irvin Missus is somewhat to the tune
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: of four hundred and thirty five thousand dollars a lot
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: of money per game. Now, I don't know what point
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: you're trying to prove about the vaccine, but let me
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: offer you this food for thought. If someone told people
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I'll give you four hundred and thirty five thousand dollars
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: to take the vaccine, we'll be out of vaccines, right,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: We'll be out of vaccine because I want to first one,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: the second one, and the booster, and I like the
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: antibiotic shot. Do I get anything for that at the
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: same time I want it? That's how uncaring I'm gonna care.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: So I did what he say? You got another one show?
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: All right? Yeah, let's go. Hi. My name is Benita Barrier.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: I was just calling because I was in um, well,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: this a friend show. It was trying to lead up
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: to a relationship. But the guy had said that God
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: had told him that I was not the one. So
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: do I continue to conversate with the girl or do
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: I just shit everything down? So can you please give
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: me some information about that? Thank you? Oh but Nita,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: if a man goes to the extreme to tell you
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: that God told him you're not the one, I don't
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: know what you're fighting this fault. I mean, it's kind
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: of hard to argue with that one. But for I'm
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now, for a man to go
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: to that extreme, he looking for out, and the best
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: way for him to get to out is to come
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: out and tell you God told him. Like it ain't
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: no bigger voice you can hear. So, but Nita, there's
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: nothing to continue. Remember, in the words of Judge Toler,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: don't ever let a man have to tell you twice
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: he don't want you. He's telling you he don't want you,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: and he's backed it up with God told him. I mean, dude,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I've never heard a dude tell a woman that before
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: God told me that you're not the one for me.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I've never heard that. I've been around a long time.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: I've had I've had some men thank that, But I mean,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: you really trying to hurt a woman when you go
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: to a woman and you tell her, hey, listen, God
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: told me that you're not the one that's rushing. I mean,
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: come on, man, come on, man, you're trying to hurt
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: this girl that. If that's that's over the top, just
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: break up. You ain't gonna God gonna drag God into this.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I talk to God, all right. You don't think God
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: would have told you that early on in the relationship, correct, right,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: God would have told you first day? All right, shade
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: the phone calls, y'all, keep leave a little voicemail for us.
• 43:40
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• 43:49
  Speaker 1: damn messages. I'll be damn it never has been calling
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: eight ninety nine. It's eight seven seven, twenty ninety damn,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: no wonder no your number. Thanks for all the calls.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: That was fun, all right? Coming up next, it is
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: the nephew with today's prank phone call. Right after this,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: you're listening to this Dave Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Right about four minutes after,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: it's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: I've had two lovers for too long. We'll get into
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: that in just a bit, but right now, yeah, yeah,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: it's not what you think though. Right now the nephew
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call. What you got
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: for us? Now? Bad bugs? Excuse me, bad bugs, bad books. Wow,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: somebody on this show has probably had big bugs at
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: one point or another. It is bad bugs. What Yeah,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: somebody on this show probably has yes, yes, so you're
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: talking about yourself. You know it ain't when you had No,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I'm think brother, l let's go hello, Hello, I'm trying
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: to speak to Schnie. She's not here right now. If
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: I take a message, Uh, do you know when she's
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: coming back? Nah? Is this a business calls him? Na? No,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: this personal. I need to talk to her immediately. NA,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: you need to talk to me. It's this a man? This?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Who is this? This is? This is Brandon? Who? Who?
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Who are you? I'm earnest man? But why do you know? Nice?
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I got a bit of a situation here, man. Uh.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: And it's basically a financial situation that I'm owed some
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: money from her, So I kind of need to talk
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: to her about about getting this money. Uh. Is totally
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: disrupted my whole apartment, and I need to actually see
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: about talking to her about getting this whole problem, taking
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: care of what what's the what's the situation, what's what's
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: the what's going on? I mean, I'm basically right now,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I'm twenty five dollars in the rears due to due
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: to Sharnie and and I, you know, I need to
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: see if she's gonna be able to pay me for
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: the situation or what. You know, my third old you
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: money she owes me twenty five hundred dollars, twenty five
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars for what I don't even know who you are,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: first of all, So what's up with the twenty five
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars? Man? First of all, my name is Brandon, Okay,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: and I've been I know, I've been knowing Shani's probably
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: for the last three or four months now, Okay, So
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: here you want to know it all in a nutshell?
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Is it's like this, Sharani's been coming through okay for
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: the last three or four months, been coming over here
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: to my spot, to my apartment, hanging out. I'm just
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: now finding out within the last two weeks. It's I
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: had to get rid of my couch. I had to
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: get rid of my mattresses because mattress, because it's been
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: wait do wait a minute. So you're trying to tell
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: me she was in your bed. Yeah, she's been in
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: my bed. Dude, she's been in your bid? Are you crazy? Man?
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I'll do that. You know they knows where twenty five
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Problem is you about twenty five hundred dollars
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: You told my my girl was in your bed. Now
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: we're not even gonna get into that. You understand what
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, But that's twenty five hundred dollars. You can
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: forget about it. No, no, no, no, no, a frost
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: of all. You're calling here, you calling here, you calling
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: here and here, dude, answer the phone. And you still
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: got to to ask for her. And then't gonna tell
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: me about some twenty five hundred dollars about some mattress. Dude,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I'm my my mattresses man or thousand bucks full of
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: bad bucks. I had to throw that away, man, I
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: about worry about no damn mattress. Dude, you talking about
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: my girl. We've been together for four years. I'm about
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: to pop the question on her, and you want to
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: sit there talking about she'd been hanging with you or
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: take it with you for the last four months. It's
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: about to be over in a minute now if you
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: want to marriage Sinise cool, I don't care nothing about
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I don't even worry about that now. But my fall
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: talking about some bad mattress. Man's that's a problem, dude.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Ain't wonder if I'm no damn mattress. I don't wonder
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: if I ain't got no mattress right now? My house?
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: You calling mine? I do not call the mattress right now,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: nor do I have a cow. Do you understand, Brad,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I ain't hitting about some natress O talents, Dude, I
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: don't care nothing about that. Your name you saying your
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: name Brandon? I'm Brandon, Yeah, Brandon. Okay, don't worry about it, Brighton,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: because you're gonna find me a real flood. Don't let
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: me find you before you find me, or you understand
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, don't you do? Dude? Dude, no, you can.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: You can have them big bugs and that mattress or
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: whatever answering these fall I care, But what I'm saying
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: is you talk about something big bugs and the bugs
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: over here? Okay, So what did you see the problem
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: over here in my place? I don't cant out the public.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: She ain't bring nothing over there, first of all, but
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I don't need any even a problem right now. You
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: need them. You've been over here, man, nobody else over
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: here the one if I who you had over there.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: But you're gonna call here talking about no money. You
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: ain't getting nothing from here. Okay. First of all, dude,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: check this out. I don't have a problem with you, Okay.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Me and you cool. You problem, We already got a problem.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: You're calling me something about super sleeping one my brother,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Hey dog, duge. But once I'm gonna say it again.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Me and you cool dog, we cool. We're not cool.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: We're not cool. But I'm I don't hand the nis myself.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I'm hard when I'm gonna handing you later. What you're doing,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: what you're talking about? You you're gonna handle me. I'm
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: gonna handle you later. You want a mattress, right they do? Dude,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: want the mattress right? Head and marriage Shenise, I ain't
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: got nothing to do with that. My wife about my
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: money back, man, for the proper of mind that she
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: has ruined. Man, don't worry about that. I'm gonna get
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: you a mattress. Don't worry about that. It's gonna be
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: a casket wrapped around that they do. Dude, why are
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: you sitting here creating the trauma with me? When me,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: me and you, we ain't even the problem. The problem is, Shani.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: The problem is you picked up your phone and you
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: call here. That's the problem. What you got to do
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: because you ain't got no couch, you ain't got no mattress.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Now you gotta do that because you understand what I'm saying.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: You know what I see. I can't talk to you
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: when through Shenise, get home, man, don't whe if I
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: want Shanis get home. What you need to worry about
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: was when I find you. Okay, So so when when
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I when you're gonna have my money? Didn't when you
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: find me because I need my money day, I'm gonna
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: have your money. How your mattress too? Please understand you're
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: gonna be resting real way. Okay, okay, So so let
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: me ask you this here, man, Shannis brain bad bum
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: over to my house. Leave him all in my mattress,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: leave him all over my couch. Where I gotta throw
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: my stuff away where I'm wrong a man where I'm wrong.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you straight up, did you know she
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: had a man? Say? What did you know she had
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: a man? But I mean kind of kind of sought up,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: but not really though, you know, the kind of sort
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: of man even you know she got a man, or
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: she don't got a man? You know she had a man? Right?
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: And you still win? Dy? Right? They do. I ain't
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: got nothing to do with y'all. Man, I'm dealing with
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: these big bucks. You understand I'm saying. Dude, Do you
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: understand you messing up a full year relationship? You know,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I'm a time I put in with this woman four years.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: We're about to get what's about to get married, and
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: you're calling here with this. What are y'all supposed to
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: get married? Don't worry about what we're supposed to get married, man,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: you messed that all up. What I'm trying to explain
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: you is, dude, you calling here on some big bug,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: which I know she ain't got nothing to do with,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: but the fact that you told me that she was
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: over your house and your bad that's over. It's over now,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: you understand what I'm saying. Now we see getting home.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna deal with that. You understand what I'm saying's
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: gonna get up with I'm walking up out of here.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: But when I leave here, please believe my next cop
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: is to come find your First of all, how did
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: you get the number to this apartment? That's what I
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: want to know. Hey, dude, she gave me both numbers.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: The cell phone number in the house. Number told me,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: you know, if it's an emergency, call the house. Okay,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: and this is an emergency. Yeah, that's an emergency. I
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: got bad. Learn another emergency number, learning nine one one
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: because when I come nc on your dog, did you
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: come out on? You handle it? Or you better call
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: the cops. You understand what I'm trying to tell you. Hey, man,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: do you think Tommy will pay for the bad bugs?
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Who is Tommy? I'm just saying, do you think Tommy
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: will pay for the bad but who it's Tommy? Tommy
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: dog nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Ernest,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: you just got brained by your girl shot niece. Man.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Y'all y'all? Or hey, well, it was over. It was over.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: You understand what I'm telling you. It's over. Hey, what
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: y'all think. Hey, let me tell you something. Man. The
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: dude right there, he was mad though he kept going
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: over you know how much time? And I'm put into
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: this woman four years. Man, don't we just fitling getting mad?
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: You didn't call him and messing all that up? But
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: I got your mattress though you're gonna rest real well,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: ain't bout no damn bad bugs. Man? What did you
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: keep Tommy come talking about them damn bad bulls my mattress. Man, Man,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: as you listening around a casket a casket ripped around
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: this mattress by on your way out. Well, I'm wrong
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: at where I'm wrong though she brought to my house.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: What I do wrong? I gotta throw our hold up? Time? Dog, dog, listen,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: me and you we cool? Oh already, rot dog? You
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: can't go to dog? Me and you we cold? What? Oh? Dog?
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: That dude was so mad when you said that. Me
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: and you good do all right, nephew, thank you? Coming
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: up next, it is the Strawberry Letter of the subject
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I've had two lovers for too long. We'll get into
• 53:31
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• 53:35
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• 53:40
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• 54:27
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• 54:55
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• 55:03
  Speaker 1: a twenty nine year old single woman and I've got
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: two lovers that I live with. I don't know how
• 55:08
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  Speaker 1: months ago and my best male friend offered me his
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: spare room while I found a place. Soon after, I
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: moved in with him. He became my quote unquote maintenance man,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: and we've had sex for fun with no strings attached.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: He had a roommate the whole time, and one night
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: I got drunk and was home alone and his roommate
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: came in and tried me. It was his lucky night,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: and I ended up in his bed. Since then, we've
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: been sneaking around and having sex when my friend is
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: not around. At this point, I want to be able
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: to choose a lover, but I don't have the commitment
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: from either man. They both are seeing other women, so
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: I understand my role in each of their lives. Out
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: of the blue, I met a very very nice and
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  Speaker 1: handsome man at the mall and he asked me out.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: He picked me up from the house, and my bestie
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: and my other roommate got a chance to meet the
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: guy before we left. Throughout my date, they both were
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: texting me that he's a cornball, and it made me
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: think that they were a little jealous, but I ignored
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: them both. The next day, I asked my bestie if
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: he thought we'd ever be more than just friends, and
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: he said that he doesn't want a woman that's been
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: with his boy. I was shocked to learn that he
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: knew all along that his roommate and I had a flame.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: He told me that I've been with two lovers for
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: too long and it's time to stop. Time to stop it.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Why is he concerned if he doesn't really want me,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: please help m I think you're asking the wrong questions.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I really do, because listen, you slept with two guys
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: under the same roof, two guys under the same room.
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  Speaker 1: You should have felt that somewhere in your spirit or
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: something that that was not going to go well for you. Yeah,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: you know, you said in your letta. They've each been
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: seeing other women, you know, and all of that. But listen,
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: they can do it, they just don't want you doing that.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: And what you're doing, sleeping with two guys at the
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: same time under the same room, that's just not going
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: to go well. You know, they can do it, like
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: I said, and they don't want you doing it. It's
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: been like that for quite a while, probably since the
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: beginning of time. I'm thinking it's called double standard. And
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: with all you guys living together, it's just a constant
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: reminder that that you're doing his roommate too. And I'm
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: telling you this because you're twenty nine and there's a
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: chance that you might not know because that's how you're acting.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: That's when he told you. That's why he told you.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: I should say that he didn't want a woman that
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: sleeps with his boy. You know, they could do whatever.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: And most men in this world will tell you that
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: what happened to finding your own place? Anyway, what happened
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: to that? I think you should still do that by
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: all means, move out, get your own place, leave the
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: path with these guys in the past. And of course
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: your roommates were hating on your date. They don't want
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: to lose you. I mean, you're there free and easy
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: like sex slave, sex toy. You know you're doing both
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: of them, you know whatever, whatever, But don't let their
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: feelings about your new friend make you run him off.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: If he's a nice guy. You should chalk all this
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: whole experience up to experience in life. You had your fun.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Now it's time to grow up, all right, and not
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: do friends slash roommates under the same roof ever again
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: or ever. That's if you want any kind of serious
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: relationship in life, and I'm sure you will, you know,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: in the future. So think about that, Steve. You know
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: what the letter really is kind of sad, Yeah, the
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: letters kind of sad, but it's also a letter feel
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: with stupidity. I mean, I just don't understand, little girl.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know who you thought you was writing to.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I'm more than twice your age. I don't know how
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: you thought you say these things. Man, I could Okay,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: let me show you just Steven Sherley, I'm twenty nine
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: year old single woman and I've got two lovers that
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I live with, and I don't know how it happened.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: You you don't know how you sleep with two people?
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: This ain't the letter being written by a four year old.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: You're twenty nine. You know, good hair well how it happened.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: You want me to tell you how because you plotted
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: and planned every time it happened. That's how it happened,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: because you plot and planned it. Are you kidding me?
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: While you can't be twenty nine years old and scream
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I'm naive or I got played, or I don't know
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: what this is sex? And you you have all this
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: information that you're gonna share with us later on. You
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: have all this information up front, gonna I'm gonna break
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: this letter down for you when I come back. But
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: you have two fine and successful male roommates that you've
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: been sleeping with both of them for two years. Two years, girl, please,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: I relocated to a new area six months ago, and
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: my best man friend offered me his spare room while
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: I found a place. I don't told y'all about your
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: damn best friend. Let's go, Sheley, We'll be bad. Hold y'all,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: I know you're excited. Hold on, we'll have part two
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: the hour. I've had two lovers for too long. That
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: is a subject we'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: You're listening Stry Morning Show. All right, Come on, Steve,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject I've had two
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: lovers for too long. Twenty nine year old single woman
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: damn they're thirty, sets up here and writes us and
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: tells us she got two lovers that she lived with,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: and I don't know how it happened. Damn they're thirty.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: And don't know how you're sleeping with two people. It's because,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: like I said, you plot and playing every time it happens.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? I got two fine six sex
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: for male roommates, and I've been sleeping with both of
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: them for two years. I don't know how she thinks
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: she gonna get away with this for two damn years.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Like dudes, it's that stupid in the same house and
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: they're not gonna notice. Look up. I relocated to a
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: new area six months ago, and my best male friend
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: offered me his spare room while I found the place well.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Soon after I moved in with him, he became my
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: maintenance man and we have sex for fun with no
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: strings attached. Really, I won't excuse me, ladies, I thought
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: this was your best friend. I've told you all over
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: and over about these male friends. Y'all, guys, they'll be
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: your male friend and unless they find a crack in
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: the door and then there'll be something more. It happens
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: all the time, not every time. But here's the rule.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: If your male friend finds you attractive, how long you
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: think he gonna stay your male friend? Okay, I'm just
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: asking anyway, So now y'all having sex for fun with
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: no strings. He has a room, he's had a roommate
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: the whole time, and one night I got drunk and
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: was home alone and his roommate came in and tried me.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: It was his lucky night. Really, so you wasn't that drunk,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: and stop putting it on an alcohol. You said in
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: this letter you have too fine and successful male roommate.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: You've been thinking he fined the whole time. But y'all
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: weren't best friends. Also, Now women can't harlly be friends
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: with people they're attracted to either. I just discovered that
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: in this letter. But anyway, we'll not get into that
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: because that ain't what you're saying. So anyway, you ended
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: up in his bed, and since then, we've been listening
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: to this. We've been sneaking around and having sex when
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: my friend is not around. Now you just sat up
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: at the top. I don't know how it happened, but
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: I told you at the top because you plot and
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: plan it every time. So now you're having sex when
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: he not around. At this point, I want to be
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: able to choose a lover, but I don't have a
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: commitment from either man. Yes you do. That commitment is
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: to that girlfriend, and we're about to find that out. See,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: they both are seeing other women. They had then they
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: already in the commitment. You the side piece. You ain't
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: even the other piece of chicken. You the slough, you,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: the bake being, you, the dirty rice, the dirty rice.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah see, you ain't even another piece of chicken. You're
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: not the side piece. You're the side little girl. You
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: waved down the totem pole. Now they both are seeing
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: other women. I'm very a very nice and handsome man
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: at the mall and he asked me out. He picked
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: me up from the house, and my bestie and my
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: other roommate got a chance to meet the guy before
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: we left. Not throughout my date, they were both texting
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: me that he's a corn ball, and it made me
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: think that they were a little jealous. Well, they're not jealous.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: They hate us, and they playing you because see you
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: their little sex toy and now they got a chance
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: to play with you while you out on a date.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: That could potentially be something. But it can't potentially be
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: nothing because what you cannot do is at a third level.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: You cannot do that. You're busy. You gotta be exhausted
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: because you have sex with your bestie when he at home,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: and you have sex with roommate when he ain't around here.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: You can't come in the house. Hello, every time you
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: come home. You gotta do something, ain't you time? Every
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: time you come in the house. You gotta do something
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: every time because one of them home, and if the
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: other one gone, that's how you sneak around. He ain't him, man,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: you got to be exhausted. The next day, I asked
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: my bestie if he thought we'd ever be more than
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: just friends. He said, he don't want a woman that's
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: been with his boy. Listen to this line. I was
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: shocked to learn that he knew all the long that
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: his roommate and I had a fleeing wait a minute.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: They're both in committed relationships. I told you you're not
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: the side piece. You're just the side You ain't even
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: another piece of chicken. You to slough the corn bread,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: you the pack of hot sauce. A matter of fact,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: if they don't get you, they still gonna have chicken.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: So now you're sitting up in here as a side
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: You shocked you because they didn't talked about it. It's
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: been two years, ain't man. I just wanted to say something.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: You know, when you ain't home, man, I'll be I'll
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: be tapping that wait manute, hold dog, I'll be with
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: my girl. I'd be tapping it too, for real. Oh man,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: ain't this crazy? She wild like that? That's it. I've
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: been with two lovers for too long and it's time
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: to stop. Why is he concerned if he don't really
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: want you? He do want you. Everybody like corn, everybody
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: like last potatoes. You just ain't chicken. I can tell
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: you a little good now, Little girls, stop trying to
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: write something in there. You have nothing with either one
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: of them, man, because both of them know that you
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing to yourself. All right? Post your comments on
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and
• 1:06:40
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• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. That's right after this. You're listening
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, get ready, Junior
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: is here with sports talk. What you got, Junior? I
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: need pimping. I got to talk to Pi. Ain't nowt Junior.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Let me just go ahead. Be the first day, Go ahead,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: best week you picked so far? And U twelve and
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: one pimpot. Say it again, Junior, twelve and one pimpot
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: out of thirteen games, I only missed lane, and I
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: was so disappointed because the Cincinnati Bengals beat the Baltimore Ravens. Yeah,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: if that happened, now happened? Oh lord, man said, let's
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: run through it. I feel good. We got a new week.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Not not yet. Here we go. Packers over Washington Red. Yeah,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Titans over the Chiefs. Shocked him. Falcon squeezed by the
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Dolphins thirty to twenty eight. Miracle your Patriots. Man beat
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: the brakes off the Jets fifty four to thirteen. Knew
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: it just the one that got me pipping the Jet.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: I hain't just beat the Pethers twenty five to three.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Hold it. The Bengals over the Ravens. That's the only
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: one right there. Cos Vegas Raiders over the Philadelphia Eagles
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: thirty three to twenty two. Pept didn't want it to
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: be so, but I knew it. Rams over the Lines
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: twenty eighth to nineteen. Come back, Oh Man, Cardinals. Man,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: we're the only team that managed to put up five
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: points thirty one to five. Ever Zone over the Texans.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Y'all was winning at one moment, five to zero, but
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: the zero was how many points y'all was gonna get
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: the rest of the game? Right, Buck, I can't pull
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: up player, just what I do? Tampa Bay Buccaneers of
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Chicago Bands thirty eighth to three. Uh huh, Man the
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: Coats over the forty Niners thirty to eighteen, and let's
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: go man. The Saints over the Sea Hawks thirteen to ten.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Saw it, called it, knew it, and overget man. The
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Browns over the broco seventeen to fourteen. Unbelievable. Man was hot.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: When you was a hot pivot. I had to I
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: had to hit you up, I said, if I'm looking
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: at this right. We got to the second half of games,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: and man, you were leading all the games at FO thirty, Tommy,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: are you comparing the brown to the tenant only? Hope?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Won't you trade it? So thank you you and your
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Carlo's coming up with music News and we'll test Junior's
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: musical knowledge right after this at the top of the hour.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steven Show. All right, guys, Carla
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: is here with today's music news. But you got Carla
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: all right real quick, let me tell you he celebrated
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: his thirty fifth birthday over the weekend. You know, he
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: had a little costume party. The theme was Narcos, so
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: he dressed up as a cowboy King Pin. Uh, let's
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: see the connection. But okay, yeah, okay, okay. His dad
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: was there. You know, we love Drake's dad, Dennis Graham,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: he was there, Offset was there, and Drake's manager. You know,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Drake used to rent this Rose Royce back in the
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: day for appearances. He used to rent it phantom about.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: He paid five thousand dollars a month for it, so
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: his manager just gave him that for birthday. So he
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: don't have the front anymore, so he invested in himself though. Yes, yes,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: so happy birthday to Drake. Music News all right, thank you.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: All right, So Steve, speaking of music news, um, it's
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: time to test Junior's musical knowledge. So Steve, you're gonna
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: sing some songs. Juniors better let it. Come on. You
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: don't know that, okay, you don't know that you wasn't
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: gonna play. No, you didn't know that we weren't gonna
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: play no more. Yeah, come on, hurry no, hold, let
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: me start. You gotta get his voice together now. I
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: gotta get the beat because okay, I beat no, no, no,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: I don't want I wanted to do it. One of
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: the verses, Oh hold melody, Well, let's do the melody.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: So let the side show begin. Hurry, hurry, step right
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: on me. It's this a dramatic Nope, I didn't think
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: so that's why I just got them out to wait. Okay,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: you sounded confident. Now to pass it by guaranteed to
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: make you cry. Ah man, this is it's a group.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: It is that. It is a group by it. It's
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: four of them in it. It's for you. Got a
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: name for sud I'd rather not say the name. Blue magic.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: That's what I saying, blue magic. Yeah, I just give
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: the game Junior to say the name. Here we go,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Here we go. I'm doing the best I can. My
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: friends heads feels there, pointed dude. Teke bung bung bung
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: bung bung bung ba bump. They keep trying to tell
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: me yeah, and to not let you just walk on me.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: M m yeah, that's bill with us. I just was waiting.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: I like the song. I want to spread the news.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: That's my jam. Here we go, here we go. I
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: want to go outside, oh man, in the rain. May
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: sound crazy, yeah, but I want to go outside. Lady gentlemen,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: did dramatics come out in the rain? Oh man? What
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: was you doing when that happens into it? I'm gonna cry?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: All right? Another song? He and h ah, won't you
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: see me cry? I can't pay this game. I gotta
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: walk out that door. I came standing no more. He
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: already said the dramatics is about Junior no moon. All right, Well,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: I'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: up at twenty minutes after the hours, sing us out, Steve,
• 1:14:29
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• 1:14:36
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• 1:14:42
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  Speaker 1: it's The three bedroom house is listed on the market.
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  Speaker 1: This is these LA prices for three point five million dollars. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I said a three bedroom house is on the market
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  Speaker 1: for three and a half millions. Safe from me. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: fans of the movie, we'll recognize it from Nancy Thompson's
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  Speaker 1: final battle with Freddy Krueger. All right, so the real
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  Speaker 1: estate agent says, if you're interested, they're accepting offers through
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  Speaker 1: Hallow Wayne. Yeah, Freddy might. Yeah. Black people think Mike Mayas,
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  Speaker 1: all of them. Yeah, So Halloween is Sunday. You guys
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  Speaker 1: have any great plans for Halloween? Absolutely, Steve, you're dressing
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  Speaker 1: up or anything. I've never had a plan. Kids, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: mart do something. I promise you that house, But I'm
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  Speaker 1: not playing anything. What's a million man chick or treating?
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  Speaker 1: And look like, what is it? Can you tell us?
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  Speaker 1: All right, We'll be back with the Stry Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: here we go our Steve Harvey Morning Show version of
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  Speaker 1: would you rather ready, guys hume away? Would you rather
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  Speaker 1: be completely hairless? Be completely hairless or completely covered in hair? Okay? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that means no mustache, Steve nothing, Oh Jesus complete? Did
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  Speaker 1: you calling the Lord on that right now? How completely
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  Speaker 1: had would you have to be? Nobody hair? No hair? No?
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  Speaker 1: I mean how would you when you say completely hair?
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  Speaker 1: How would you be covered in hair? Yeah? Like as
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  Speaker 1: in Caveman? Hell yeah, werewolf wolf hair? You just talking
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  Speaker 1: about what I got now, like sister Ded at the
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  Speaker 1: church mustache, beard, hair and your nose between? Are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about no eyebrows, no brows, no nothing. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna take that hair. I'm gonna shape it up because
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  Speaker 1: that hallis you feel to look like just damn blog.
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  Speaker 1: You're feeling to look like emoji. I'm not fitting to
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  Speaker 1: be no walking around, there's no damn emoji. Now that
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  Speaker 1: ain't what I'm fitting to do. I ain't got no eyebrows,
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  Speaker 1: none mustache, no dog's I got problems with no eyebrows.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of women drama, I know, But this shocking
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  Speaker 1: when you get up on it and you discover that
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  Speaker 1: it's a drawing, that is artwork. Tattoo it's artwork. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you get that done too, but you gotta do something else.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't like to discover that it's artwork that
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  Speaker 1: you have none. All right, all right, moving on? Would
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  Speaker 1: you rather sweat profusely in the bedroom or just have
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  Speaker 1: insatiable dry mouth? Just would you rather sweat a lot
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  Speaker 1: in the bedroom or just would you like to have
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  Speaker 1: a dry mouth all the time. Now, I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 1: the sweat. You're gonna sweat that dry mouth. Ain't no
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  Speaker 1: good that dry mouth? You can you can't? You got
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  Speaker 1: dry mouth? Boy in it? What hell? We're gonna fix it.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is do you want to be in that
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  Speaker 1: sweating profusely or do you want in there with insatiable
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  Speaker 1: dry can't fix it? No, No, I need that marsh
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  Speaker 1: on that mouth. We're doing things. We need marsh on
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  Speaker 1: your mouth. Well, I don't want to kiss nobody with
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: no dry mouth. All right, that's why you shot now, Yeah, dude,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: when you are and they gotta do with it. But
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  Speaker 1: when you are going throwing in points that you want
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  Speaker 1: to get out how to cut them deep. Coming up
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  Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after last break of the day and
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  Speaker 1: some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
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  Speaker 1: the day on this Wednesday. Yea mm hmm, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I want to send out condolences to Snoop a lot
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  Speaker 1: of his mother. Several of us on this show have
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  Speaker 1: lost our mother. It's really no words at that time
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  Speaker 1: that you can give a person that's comforting at all.
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  Speaker 1: All I say to people that's when they lose someone
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  Speaker 1: did to them is that in due time, God will
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  Speaker 1: allow you to feel better. Uh there's no time limit,
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  Speaker 1: there's no set amount of time, but just in time
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  Speaker 1: you will feel better. There is no getting over it,
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  Speaker 1: there is no you know, and cliche answers that people
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  Speaker 1: give you don't always help. Well, you know she's in
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  Speaker 1: a better place now, you know that. That really that
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  Speaker 1: never helped me. So I don't say that to people.
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  Speaker 1: I just tell people, hey, man, be strong for those
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  Speaker 1: around you that need it, and if you need strength,
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  Speaker 1: go to God to get it and hanging that man.
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  Speaker 1: In due time you'll be laughing about some of the
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  Speaker 1: things that she taught you. But in the meantime, the
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  Speaker 1: condolences go out to the family. You know. That kind
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  Speaker 1: of leads me to my closing remarks too, because of
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  Speaker 1: here's what I've learned in life. I don't know of
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  Speaker 1: a relationship that you can have that's more powerful than
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  Speaker 1: the one you can develop with God. Losing my mother's
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of you can relate to, was mortifying.
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  Speaker 1: But if I didn't have God in my life, if
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know what how prayer worked, if I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know how to go to him and take him this
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  Speaker 1: problem and ask for strength, I really don't know what
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  Speaker 1: I would have done. I just don't know. So for me,
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  Speaker 1: the most important relationship I've ever formed my relationship with God.
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  Speaker 1: Now outside of that and your family. I gotta tell
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  Speaker 1: you something, man, and I'm saying this on the heels
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  Speaker 1: of what I just said. You can make the adjustments
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  Speaker 1: in your life because you realize you have to go on,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: and you can make the adjustments in your life because
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  Speaker 1: you can say things like they would want you to
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  Speaker 1: go on and not sit around and mope, but to
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  Speaker 1: pick yourself up and live the best life you can live.
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  Speaker 1: So you will find a way to live without your mother.
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  Speaker 1: You can live without your father, you can live without
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  Speaker 1: your brother, you can live without your cousins, you can
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  Speaker 1: live without your coworkers. But there's something in life that's
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  Speaker 1: an absolute necessity. You have to have a friend. You
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  Speaker 1: cannot live in this world without a friend. I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's very difficult. Now. If that friend is Jesus, you
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  Speaker 1: have something trust and believe you do. If your friend
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  Speaker 1: is your God, your Lord, and your savior, you have
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  Speaker 1: something there. But if you can manage somehow in your
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  Speaker 1: life over the course, develop some friendships. I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: real ones. Now. I'm not talking about your associates. I'm
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: not talking about your fair weather friends. I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: some real friends. Man. I'm talking about when they get
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: real gritty. Now, I'm talking about them friends. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about them friends that you can call no matter what
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  Speaker 1: you've done, and you can say, hey man, this is
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  Speaker 1: what didn't happen to me, and they come and sit
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  Speaker 1: with you and they started figuring out, hey man, what
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  Speaker 1: we gonna do. Are you pass or you tell them
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  Speaker 1: that you did something and they don't start passing judgment.
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  Speaker 1: They say, all right, man, let's try to work something
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  Speaker 1: out with this. You have to have a friend. You
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  Speaker 1: need somebody man that you can tell your deepest, darkest
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  Speaker 1: secrets too. And they say, I understand that. Man, You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be all right because guess what. All of us
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  Speaker 1: are flawed. That's not an unflawed human being on this planet,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: all of you, all of us, we're all flawed. You
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  Speaker 1: got to have somebody man that can deal with them flaws,
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  Speaker 1: that say, hey, man, in spite of your flaws, I
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  Speaker 1: got you. You're my guy, you're my girl. I got you.
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  Speaker 1: I got my flaws too. If you can develop a
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  Speaker 1: friendship or two, if you can get somebody who's down
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  Speaker 1: with you no matter what goes down, that's valuable. Man,
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  Speaker 1: that is so valuable. There's an organization of great men
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  Speaker 1: who have the translation of their Greek symbols that stands
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  Speaker 1: for friendship is essential to the soul. That's an amazing thing. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Brotherhood is not essential to the soul, need the sisterhood,
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  Speaker 1: but friendship is. Friendship is essential. You don't get to
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  Speaker 1: you don't pick your family, you're just born into it.
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  Speaker 1: But your friends, you actually have the opportunity to select.
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  Speaker 1: Be careful with who you call your friends, because there
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  Speaker 1: will be times when you're going to call on them
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  Speaker 1: and you will find out, truly who are your friends
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  Speaker 1: and who are not. Be very careful. I was asking
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  Speaker 1: young person one the other day, I say, how many
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  Speaker 1: friends you got? I don't about fifteen? No you don't,
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  Speaker 1: No you don't, No, you don't. I don't know a
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  Speaker 1: living soul with fifteen friends. Think about it. Pass out
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  Speaker 1: the term friend cautiously, but make sure that when you
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  Speaker 1: call on this person that they are first there, They
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  Speaker 1: are non judgmental, and they are with you. Riley Die,
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  Speaker 1: those are your friends. If you have one or two
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  Speaker 1: of those at any given time in your life, you
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  Speaker 1: are blessed human being. Friendship is essential to the soul.
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  Speaker 1: It really is so, y'all think about that developer friendship
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  Speaker 1: and if you got one, don't let nothing come between it.
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  Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks today. Hope you enjoyed it today.
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  Speaker 1: We had a great show today, a lot of new elements.
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  Speaker 1: We will continue tomorrow, God willing, we will see you
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