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Lawnmower Karen, Plane Parenting, NBA Draft, Freedom of Artistic Expression and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: God is an absolute gentleman. He will not come in
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  Speaker 1: I was stuck. I thought a couple of times, well
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  Speaker 1: mother kept talking to me about. She said, sometimes, so
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  Speaker 1: when you ain't got nothing else in you, just hope,
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  Speaker 1: she said, Just hope it'll be all right, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And what I've learned in my life is that hope
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  Speaker 1: is the beginning of faith. Hope. It's just is there
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  Speaker 1: a possibility out there for me? I sure hope something happened.
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  Speaker 1: See hope, hope it's okay, man, Because like I say,
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  Speaker 1: for me, the way I've lived my life, hope was
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  Speaker 1: the beginning of faith. It was just the idea. It's
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  Speaker 1: just the thought that something could change from me, that
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  Speaker 1: something could be a little bit different from me, that maybe, man,
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  Speaker 1: just maybe for some reason, I could be saved, I
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  Speaker 1: could be rescued. Things could turn around, it could head
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  Speaker 1: any other direction. Maybe I could quit messing up. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: somebody will forgive me, Maybe somebody will just say all right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I can't count the times I've
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  Speaker 1: been in that position. But then once I hope a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, and then I remember also my mother, because
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  Speaker 1: she was a Sunday school teacher, she taught me the
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  Speaker 1: most valuable lesson I've ever learned in my life. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: has been greater in my life than my faith. She
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  Speaker 1: taught me to pray. Mamma used to say, when it
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  Speaker 1: get real dark for your son, prad changes things. She said,
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  Speaker 1: when you seem like you lost and you can't finding
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  Speaker 1: your way, stop and pray, she said, because prad changes things.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you get a point in your life
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  Speaker 1: when you've done all you can do and you can't
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  Speaker 1: do no more and you just don't know what to
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  Speaker 1: do next, she says, stop suh, pray and combine that
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  Speaker 1: prayer with that hope that you got, she said, because
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  Speaker 1: that hope is the beginning of faith. She said. If
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  Speaker 1: you pray just hoping, she's saying that God come through
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  Speaker 1: for you. That will give you confidence that he can
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  Speaker 1: do it again. And then after a while you quit hoping,
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  Speaker 1: she's saying, you start believing. She's saying, that's when you're
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  Speaker 1: on to something. If you can turn that hope into belief,
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  Speaker 1: that hope into faith, the ability to believe in something
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  Speaker 1: that you can't see. But the key though the faith
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  Speaker 1: is you're believing in something that you can't see. See
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  Speaker 1: hoping a little bit different from me Now, I'm pretty sure,
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  Speaker 1: Like I say oftentimes to tell a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: who can explain this thing a lot better than I
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  Speaker 1: can to you, but just from my side of it
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  Speaker 1: being as real as I can be rich, See, hope helps. Man.
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  Speaker 1: If you ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope,
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  Speaker 1: and then if you pray with some hope and God
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  Speaker 1: answers your prayer, then that hope gains a little confidence
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  Speaker 1: and after a while that confidence becomes faith. Now ain't
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  Speaker 1: just hoping, but I'm believing. I'm believing in something that
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  Speaker 1: I cannot see. Faith has been the key to my
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  Speaker 1: entire existence, even when I didn't have any It was faith,
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  Speaker 1: as I look back on it, that has gotten me here,
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  Speaker 1: and not just faith, but my faith. See, you will
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  Speaker 1: only get to where you're going in your life based
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  Speaker 1: on your faith. See A lot of people get the
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  Speaker 1: word faith confused, like what's your faith? And then they
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  Speaker 1: started going down this whole list of all these different
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  Speaker 1: religions out here. But really an essence. Man. When I
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  Speaker 1: talk to people about faith, I'm talking to you about
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  Speaker 1: your your belief. How much do you believe in the unseen?
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  Speaker 1: How much do you believe in the things you can't see?
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  Speaker 1: How much do you believe in the impossible? How much
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  Speaker 1: do you believe see? Because faith is the belief in
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  Speaker 1: things that you cannot see. Faith is the core of
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  Speaker 1: all that is happening to me today. It is the
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  Speaker 1: faith that I have in my relationship with God that
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  Speaker 1: enables me to just oftentimes, if I stay on the
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  Speaker 1: right course and believe a certain way and act a
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  Speaker 1: certain way, his blessings just poor. They just come. And
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  Speaker 1: it comes in a lot of little ways too. I've
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  Speaker 1: started to notice, see, it ain't just a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people think blessings is money and now man, that ain't it.
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  Speaker 1: It's coverage. It's every time my plane heads safe. It's
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  Speaker 1: every time they predict bad weather and I get up
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  Speaker 1: in the sky and it don't be no bad weather.
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  Speaker 1: You know this, This is favor. These are blessings that
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  Speaker 1: get poured out to me. Somebody call me and offer
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  Speaker 1: me something, not money, but an opportunity, you know something.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody say, hey, man, I don't know, but I sent
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  Speaker 1: this to you. I thought you might be interested in it.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody has sent me a scripture, or somebody will send
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  Speaker 1: me something that's favor, and it always comes at a
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  Speaker 1: time when I need it the most. That's favor, that's
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  Speaker 1: pouring out blessings. Now. I'm also the recipient of a
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  Speaker 1: lot of other blessings too. You know, I've been blessed
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  Speaker 1: with health. That's amazing blessing. Man. I've been blessed with
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  Speaker 1: a spirit of not quitting. I've been blessed with the
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  Speaker 1: ability to shoulder huge amounts of responsibility. Blessings come a
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  Speaker 1: lot of ways. But once you tie into God, once
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  Speaker 1: you tie in and you start doing the best you
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  Speaker 1: can do, and you start asking for him to make
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  Speaker 1: you a better person, to help shape and mold you
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  Speaker 1: into the kind of man or person that he wants
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  Speaker 1: you to be. You be amazed what God can do
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  Speaker 1: with you. Man, if you just invite me in and
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  Speaker 1: allow him to be a part of your life. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what you got to lose out there? Come on, if
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  Speaker 1: you're sitting in the cell this morning, why why would
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  Speaker 1: you not change? You have a chance to turn your
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  Speaker 1: life around with a relationship with God. What you're waiting on?
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna just keep doing it like that? Huh? Really?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, why would you do that to yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you not allow God to be a part
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  Speaker 1: of your life so you can get the way He
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  Speaker 1: If he didn't, you wouldn't keep waking up, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: Right now. I'm talking about now in old w Now
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  Speaker 1: it's your time to do this. Start your morning with gratitude,
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  Speaker 1: meaning being thankful for all the things you have, small
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  Speaker 1: and large that you can think of. Immediately after that,
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  Speaker 1: you'll notice that will be a shift in your attitude.
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  Speaker 1: Once that shift in your attitude has been attained, prepare,
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  Speaker 1: buckle up, hold on tight, because now that has direct
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  Speaker 1: if you had a plan, but you think it'd be
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  Speaker 1: very difficult for you to come to my apartment and
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  Speaker 1: hang out. You know you think, oh no, oh no,
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  Speaker 1: it won't be very difficult at all. No, let's talk
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  Speaker 1: about a few things for a second. What are you
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  Speaker 1: doing at your apartment? Well, I'm going the fourth over here.
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  Speaker 1: We go to the pool and we barb who when
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  Speaker 1: you say go to the pool, what what you mean
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  Speaker 1: about the one in the complex. This is nice too,
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, we got a sports bar at any time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this this going to the pool. Yeah, this is the
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  Speaker 1: pool that everybody can go to that live down. You
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  Speaker 1: and you, just says us hanging out. You know everybody else,
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  Speaker 1: We got an old cabana. You know, we gotta tabe.
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  Speaker 1: by what is it by the cabanna that you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: man to hang out with you at all. It's about
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  Speaker 1: damn the impossible for me to come to that community,
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  Speaker 1: right laugh. I just find enough to be very difficult. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Barbecue grill out of sight around the corner, and all
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  Speaker 1: the people is messing with it. If you get out
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  Speaker 1: after the hour, the nephews on deck would run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back right after this. You're listening to show it
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  Speaker 1: is time to start your morning off now with the
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  Speaker 1: nephew and run that prank back? What you got for
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  Speaker 1: us today? Nev earlier. We are going to the book
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  Speaker 1: of draws Croptifi five verse three. Yeah, the book of draws.
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  Speaker 1: Turned to the book of draws called a chapter five,
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  Speaker 1: verse three, and it says he left his draws at
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  Speaker 1: the retirement home. Understanding he left his draws at the
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  Speaker 1: retirement home. That's draws chapter five, verse three. If you would, uh,
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  Speaker 1: cat dog draws at the retirement home. Hello. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: who's this? This is Attorney David uh huh, all right,
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  Speaker 1: this is after me, Anthony. I was giving you a call.
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  Speaker 1: You used to work at the Senior center them, I right, yes, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we got a bit of a problem here. Uh are
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  Speaker 1: you familiar with miss Yes, yes, older lady. That a
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  Speaker 1: Caucasian lady that's here at the center. Yes, okay, Now
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  Speaker 1: we got a problem. I know you retired in uh
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  Speaker 1: in December, but there's cleaning out her room, cleaning up
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  Speaker 1: her room. There's been some uh men's underwear found here
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  Speaker 1: and she's saying that it's yours. Well, then't you got
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  Speaker 1: a problem because I don't know where the ladies are
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  Speaker 1: that no here here at the center, sir, they're claiming
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  Speaker 1: that then at the center you find the ladies and
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  Speaker 1: men underwear center was man or whoever and whatever and whatever. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I don't waste my time with that. If you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: call somebody, call somebody to get the straight now, but
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  Speaker 1: don't waste my time with you. Have a nice day.
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  Speaker 1: Wait just a minute, sir. I don't want to have
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  Speaker 1: to I don't want to have to get officials to
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  Speaker 1: come down there. Oh your sir, mister listen, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want I want to. I want to try to do
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  Speaker 1: this without your wife finding out. But we need. I
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  Speaker 1: got a few questions. I need that you tell your
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  Speaker 1: wife your puppet, you man that mentioned me was my time?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, call it back, dog, Hey, this is ours.
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  Speaker 1: Please enjoy the music until I answer. Hello. Doris's poor.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't cuss up, but he keeps hanging up. So
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  Speaker 1: so I need I need you to help me out.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to uh call from your phone and
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  Speaker 1: put us on three way and say, hey, you need
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  Speaker 1: to talk to these people. Okay, Hello, Hello, this is ours.
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  Speaker 1: Tony's right here. Um. I told him about the situation
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  Speaker 1: with so I just want him to clear it up
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  Speaker 1: so you can stop calling him. Okay, Yeah, so this
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  Speaker 1: is an attorney. David is the available? I can speak
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  Speaker 1: with him. Sure, hold on the second, Tony David. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: mister Tony Anthony. Ye, could you possibly tell me what's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Why we would find your your underwear and
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  Speaker 1: miss uh in her room? How you underwear? I'm sorry, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I said underwear, Sir, I don't I didn't work here
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  Speaker 1: the young the lady is saying that it's actually your
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  Speaker 1: underwear that's been in her room here at the retirement home.
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  Speaker 1: You got the ring. This is a bad time to
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  Speaker 1: be messing with me. And where is you at anyway? Sir?
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  Speaker 1: I'm down here at my office right now. Who are
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  Speaker 1: you offer that? Do you need to come and see me? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I need to come see you. Who are your offer?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what seems to be the situation because I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting I'm getting a hostile You're sounding very hostile right now, sir. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well I'm a hostile individual. Okay, we're calling me something
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  Speaker 1: about some old lady. You gonna call me about somebody
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  Speaker 1: calling me something about when you see yo. Yeah, sir,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna watch your tony and you're gonna talk to
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  Speaker 1: me like you got some se man. I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to watch nothing. I'm an old man. I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to do but die. I don't even pay taxes. What
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  Speaker 1: you want? You want to do something, you go here
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  Speaker 1: and only do it, But don't be calling my number. Normal. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well I want to tell you this, sir. Yes, this
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  Speaker 1: have been prank phone call by your girl that's standing
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  Speaker 1: right there with your daughters. I would have kicked booth, y'all?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you do that? Time? What's wrong with you? Mann? Man?
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  Speaker 1: You know this ain't no good time for me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have time. Man, you mess it with you? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm i'm I'm in the studio. I'm in New York City. Man, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Where you get a chance when you're going back your city?
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  Speaker 1: You stopped through tripping? Let me I'll ask you to
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  Speaker 1: put your picture on to you so I wouldn't know
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  Speaker 1: what you look like next time I see you. Oh Man,
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  Speaker 1: you got you got but you my notice, woman, you
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  Speaker 1: got the wrong one. You should have had somebody else.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna work. You couldn't get that off. Craziest hell,
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  Speaker 1: I hate when I got yourself from Miss Darth. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you one more thing, mister Anthony, what
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  Speaker 1: know what it is? All right? Not at the Franks. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I want to ask everybody here. Wow, have you left
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  Speaker 1: your drawn? Wow? Have you left your draw? We'll start
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  Speaker 1: with the men and then ladies will give you time
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  Speaker 1: to get your mind right about it. Where have you
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  Speaker 1: left your draw? Junior? If you would what? Yeah? The
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  Speaker 1: trash can at the hotel. Yeah? Wow, these didn't need
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  Speaker 1: to go back to the house. Let's stay right here
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  Speaker 1: with us. Yeah, okay, all right. I left lying on
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  Speaker 1: the balcony at the Centry Plaza Hotel on the Avenue
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  Speaker 1: of the Stars one time, just hanging off the back
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  Speaker 1: ye balcony. Yeah you got all right? All right? Thank
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  Speaker 1: you guys for sharing over sharing. Coming up next, it
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  Speaker 1: it is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey t and Lexington writes, I'm a single mom
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  Speaker 1: and dating. My boyfriend is a sexter, and he sends
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  Speaker 1: pictures of his body all the time. My daughter is
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  Speaker 1: four and she plays games on my phone. Saturday, she
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  Speaker 1: told my mother that she saw a picture of my
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend's vagina on my phone. My mom and I laughed,
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  Speaker 1: and then she advised me to dump him. How do
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  Speaker 1: I get my mom to see it's innocent fun and
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  Speaker 1: he's not a bad guy. Well what I'm not. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not your daughter. Your store just saw his vagina. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let's let's just deal with this part right here. First
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  Speaker 1: of all, he's a sexton. It ain't just for fun.
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  Speaker 1: He's sexted for a reason. Let's just stop that stupidly
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  Speaker 1: right there. This ain't for innocent fun. He's trying to
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  Speaker 1: draw the proper reaction. Somebody gonna bite, They're gonna hook up.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't gonna be your bored for it no more.
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  Speaker 1: But the fact that your young child gets exposed to
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  Speaker 1: this foolishness. It's the danger in this whole thing. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to your mother, serious, listen. Well you got to understand
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  Speaker 1: something too. Now, let's just go into the next room
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: because next because possibly ain't getting me put off the radio.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Let's just yeah, it's not innocent funsten to you, all right,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: We're moving on to Jewel and Masa. Jewel says, I'm
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: a fifty eight year old single woman and I've been
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: the girl friend of a married man for three months.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: He's been staying at my house a lot lately, and
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: the other day his wife called my phone and told
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: me to come get his medication. She obviously wanted me
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: to know he's got health issues. Should I be concerned
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: about that? What? Wait a minute, She obviously wanted me
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: to know he got health issues? Should I be concerned
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: about that? Yeah? You need to be How she got
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: your phone though, right right? How she comfortable enough to
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: call you and tell you to come get the medication?
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: What do you think gonna happen when you come get
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: the medication you think that's all you fit to get.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: She's gonna need that medication you as soon as you
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: get that, lady. Why and she's fifty eight. Yeah she
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: should know better. Yeah, she should really never you way
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: past stupid. Should I be concerned with the medical issues? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: this is so wrong. Everything in here is just so wrong.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: All right? Um, Frisia and Clearwater says, I'm thirty three
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: years old and single. I was dating this guy and
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: after he cheated on me, I ended up sleeping with
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: his uncle. I had no idea with his uncle until recently.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: We're trying to work things out. So should I be
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: honest about what happened? Well, I've told you about this truth,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: told you all about this truth. That old honesty is
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: the best policy. Go in there and say it and
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: see see who would work out best fault. Some things
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to take to your grave, Yeah, yeah,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Some things you gonna have to ride all the way out.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Some don't need to go out of your mouth, show
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: down mouth. She's thinking their relatives, so he's bound to
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: found find out anyway what we're dealing with that when
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: it happened. Okay, I bet I don't walk the information
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: in there, volunteer, you got a problem with yours of
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: any can even under I'm not in a quart of Yeah,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: well they gotta do with it. You think you could
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: go into confession? Booth wants some monthing going on. Just
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: give it all up to just I'll tell you what
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: the priest is had. In my case, gonna have to
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: come out of there because it's too much. I'm telling
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: you right, I'll tell you right there, he gonna slide
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: their careers. Say what? Hold on? Who is just right here? Sir?
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Excuse me? Did you? Yeah? Yeah? I ain't been in
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: here in a while, so I thought, wait in a house, sir? Wait? Wait,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: excuse me, sir? How are you gonna happen twenty? What
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: happened when you were twenty? How do you now? Sir
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: sixty five? You waited forty five years? Yeah, well you
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: can't hand information now? How you think you can take it?
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: There ain't no way I could have been Catholic. It
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: just ain't. No, I ain't no wine. I've been capt
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: putting me out, sir? Are you in here making things up? Now?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: You said it couldn'fess Please? Are my confession all right?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Last one? Last one? This is Shawna and Queen's. Shawna says,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I kind of called from a girlfriend around two a m.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: And she said, my husband's car was in her apartment. Conflict.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I went and I blocked us car end and sat
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: there until six a m. When he got to shoot.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: When he got to his car, he smelled like whiskey.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: He said he was too drunk to drive or call me.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: It looked like he slept in his clothes. Should I
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: believe him? Hell? Yeah, I don't want out that car
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: and act like I didn't know who she was. I
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: don't out that contest. Excuse me? They can move Your
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: call Steve, Steve, why are you calling me? Can you
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: win your car? Man? Please? That's how drunk out of
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: bed And yeah, he was drunk and he was too
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: drunk to drive, and he was too drunk to call you.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: And he said that now what else you got? And
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: that's what your nose ass friend get? Then you set up.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: You can't even stay here night. Now you don't fit
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: the mess your job up over here blocking the car.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: He came out to the car, didn't he He walked
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: up to the car. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: it sounds like the truth because he walked up to
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: the car. See if he was into If he was
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: into something over there, I would have looked out the
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: one saw you got a uber went home, call the
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: police and told him somebody stole my damn car. Girl.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Now that's how you love you. That's solid. But there's
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: no way how to went to that car. Believe him,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: you're saying, yes, she should. All right, don't believe him, girl?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you. CLO. Coming up at the top
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: of the hour. We'll have some national and entertainment news
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: where you right after this. You're listening to show, all right. So,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: months after being heckled at the Duke Ellington School of
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: the Arts in DC by students over the trans controversy,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle was set to have a building on campus
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: renamed in his honor. Dave challenged both his fans and
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: the hecklers to raise money for his alma mater. If
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: his fans raised the most, his name would go on
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: the building. Fans won, and the Dave Chappelle Theater was
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: set to be unveiled yesterday at the Duke Ellington School
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: of the Arts and d C. However, there is a
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: turn of the tides. It was instead it will instead
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: be called the theater of artistic freedom and Expression. And
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Dave says, when you say I can't say something, the
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: more urgent it is for me to say it. It
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with what you're saying I can't say.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: It has everything to do with my freedom of artistic expression.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: So there you go, Steve, freedom of speech, freedom of
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: artistic fresh So he changed his huh, yeah, theater of
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: artistic freedom and expression. I'm with Dave Chappelle. Being four
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: day Chappelle does not mean I'm against anybody. See that's
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: the problem with taking your stand. If you take your stand,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: it is now a day's you are against another stand. No,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I'm just for me and what I believe and what
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I am. I'm not anti anything. You're free to do
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: whatever you want to. Man, go live your life. Just
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: the life I'm living, professing, talking about and confessing too.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: It's my life, that's it. Just like being pro black,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: that doesn't mean you're anti white, or anti any other
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: or anything. Yeah. Just because we think black life shouldn't matter,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: it doesn't mean we don't think any other lives matter.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: It's just can our life matter just like everybody else's. See,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: you can't have a freedom to carry a gun in
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: this country, but then you don't have freedom of speech.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: You got the freedom to get a permit to come
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: and march down the street, and you a hate group
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: to tell me how much you hate me, But then
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you how much I hate you, or
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: disagree with you, or don't comply with you or make
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: fun of you. I'm sorry, man, It's just like you
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: can't tell a joke about nothing. You can't make fun
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: of nobody. Man. Yeah, this world we've been laughing at
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: being black since we got here. Welcome to the damn club. Now.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: You don't pick the lifestyle or chose or been assigned
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: a lifestyle, and you don't want nobody to mention it. Right,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Big people getting taught talked about. White people get talked about,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Black people get talked about, Asian people get talked about,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Short people get talked about. You gonna get talked about
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: And does it stop anything? Are you are you still
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: not free to be who you are? You turn right
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: around with all this black stuff. We got to sit
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: here and deal with it. We got to deal with
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: voter suppression. We got to deal with Voting Rights Act.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: We got to deal with police brutality, We got to
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: deal with racial profiling that. We gotta deal with zoning laws.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: We gotta deal with being held out of the American dream,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: with banking policies. We get all that right there. You
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: get talked about it today Chapelle Show. Now you want
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: to kill Dave Chapelle for what you ran up on
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: stage and everything? Okay, all right, okay, I deal. I'm
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: sorry man, we all do we all got some of this. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: and we've we've had it forever. All right, We're gonna
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: move on. Thank you for that. Steven Other Entertainment News,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Carl love what you got, okay, Steve Harvey. We talked
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: about this last week, the whole debate about Chris Brown
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: being better than Michael Jackson. Well, Chris did an interview
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: with Big Boy and said that's cap meaning that's a lie.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: He said, hell now he ain't Michael Ryan Clark. Chris
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: went on to say, my personal take on it is
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't even be breathing or being able to sing
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: a song if that man didn't exist. There's no competing
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: with him. So there you go. Chris Brown. You've been
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: said I am not because you know what, but I
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: said last week, asked Chris Brown? Right, I said that
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: last week because it's a good dude. Yeah, the record straight,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Ryan Clark, that's cool. He just want to be able
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: to say something in sports, you know, he just want
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: to say him he played football Trent that day. Yeah.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Now you trended the don to go sit your hands
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: down somewhere because they' nobody by that but you. He
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: wasn't the onliest Chris Brown. Talented boy, he made you.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: That's a making machine right down, man, and dancing phenomenal.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: It defies gravity, all of that. You know. I saw
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: him do that take on the Remember the Time video
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: and it was cool. It wasn't Mike, but he know
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: that man, Yeah, he looks like two Mike. Oh you
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: need to run in here talking about you better than
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Richard Pride? What what? Who said that? Man? Nobody? No
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: one with any sense. All right, We're gonna move on
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: and get to this last story of Jurius ordered Bill
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Cosby to pay a woman half a million dollars five
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars in damages after he sexually assaulted her
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: as a minor back in the seventies. Cosby was not
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: in the courtroom when the verdict was read. According to
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: the Deadline, the victim's name is Judy Hughes. She sued
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Cosby for sexual battery back in twenty fourteen, claiming the
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: assault occurred at the Playboy Mansion when she was a teenager.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Cosby claimed the Fifth Amendments right against self incrimination and
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: did not testify in the two weeks civil trial. He
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: was sentenced to up to ten years behind bars, but
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: for in twenty eighteen for rape, but his conviction was
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: tossed out last year after he'd served. Well, you know,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: he got to pay. He admitted to it. You got
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: to pay them. Yeah, if you got to go, it's
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: five hundred thousand. You out now, all right, We're moving on.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll tell
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: you about another mean Karen. This one is called lawnmower Karen.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: We'll tell you about it right after this. You're listening
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: to Dave Harvey Morning Show. Well, a woman is being
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: called out as lawnmore Karen after she seemed to have
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: ruined a neighbor's wedding on purpose. A clip on TikTok
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: shows her moving her her mowing her grass as the
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: bride starts to walk down the aisle in the backyard wedding.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: The person posting the video was a guest and says
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: they asked the woman to stop so they could hear
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: the vows, but Lawnmore Karen refused. So she's just mowing
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: her lawn while a wedding is going on in the
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: in the neighbors. You know, come on, come on, man,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: it calls somebody else happen, right, yeah, yeah, right, yeah.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: They couldn't be over there in your miserable life. Now
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: you don't want to get young girl, have a little
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: just let us say, oh yeah, I do. It's cut
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: your little machine after it happened. Yeah, that's it. They
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: don't even take that long. So so the question is
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Steve and the guys, what would you do for revenge?
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Back at Lawnmore Karen whole she's over there mowing along
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: and you're trying to give me pity. So I'm going
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna it out. I'm petty as it comes, so
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I've been I'm gonna turn my lama on four five
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, I'm gonna get your ass. I'm
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: benna find a way for you to be miserable. I'm
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: going to make you miserable. Okay, you bet not have
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: no pool. It's gonna be clothe rocks all in n
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: some ways to get you. Man. In the middle of
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: the night, I'm gonna take your steps off the front port.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: She walks on the door. As soon as you walk,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: step your ass right on off into nothing. Yeah. Yeah,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I think when you think you're
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: going to work that morning. Your times is a flat.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I know that off you drop. You can't write it
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: off uber so. But okay, let's try to look at this.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call in for a fresh load of manure
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: fertilizer and give him the address to her house and
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: just have them just dump it in the dryway in
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: the fun y'all freshman first lives. Put that in. Now,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: we got the right group of guys that ask for Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go to the
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: bathroom in your car. Wait, wait, you ain't gonna make
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: it work. Ain't gonna be right The next morning. I
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: probably aren't petty. I'm petty. I'll in the middle of
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: the night paint all your windows black so you'll never
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: see the light of day. About looking at another wind,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: be scared as hell when you wake up. You ain't
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: gonna know what's going on. Ain't gonna see I think
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: we I think we get the message. I hope you
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: get it. Lawnmore Karen. All right, coming up in thirty
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour, we'll talk about summer flings.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to show. With a return
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: of summer, many singles often put aside their search for
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: true love to enjoy some just fun, you know, some
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: fun summer flings. But a new survey suggests that such
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: flings don't look so appealing to many. A new dating
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: dot com survey finds that fifty two percent of singles
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: would prefer to find a serious relationship this summer, as
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: opposed to just casual sex. While most admit summer flings
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: including one night stands and friends with benefits, are enjoyable,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: the majority say they want deeper personal intimacy. Okay, so
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: they don't want just that's a woman making that statement.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: It's a new dating dot Com survey and it didn't
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: say women. It said fifty two percent of singles. So
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: that's guys too, Steve, Well, but there are guys that
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: wan't something more newful to tell you the truth? You know.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: But if, but if everybody will quit playing this game
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: and just tell the truth about how you feel, that's
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: one thing. Tell the truth about how you feel. I
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: didn't say, tell the truth about what you did. Damn truth.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Now let the record show. Oh yeah, yeah, tell the
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: truth about how you feel. It's different from you don't
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: ever tell truth about what you did. True man, y'all.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Y'all don't even know live rules. We don't what one knife?
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with the one knife? Flame? One night? You
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? That's what I was going to
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: ask you. Guys. So have you had a flame that
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: you were serious about or or that was fun at
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: summer flame? You know that maybe turned into a real
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: romance at that moment when I get in that bid,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: which I am dead serious. Yeah, at that moment, yea,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: no games being play. We are dead serious. Yeah, everything, Yeah,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: every there's no kno can focus on. And after the summer,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: after the summer is over, it's over. Yeah, I'll try
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: to go into fall with me just summer after I
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: get on the plane. What did you want? What did
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: you calling? Fuck? These flings have turned into a real romance. Wow, guys,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: no relationship at all? Or do you regret you you've
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: ever did not turn a fling into something real? Fling
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: into regret? No? I just I like to just I
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: used to like to just fling it around as long
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: you can fling it around, and then yeah, okay, uh
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: okay much. But you know, wasn't that wasn't back then?
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Wasn't those social media done? When you lost the person?
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: They asked? What? I don't know? Where were you gonna say, Junior?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: I'm saying to be fair, surely you know I wasn't
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: always everything into fleeing either. You know, I wouldn't always
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: have been saying in the fling, some people don't want
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: to fling with me? No more. It just hadn't win it.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't out him. I wouldn't, Yeah, I would out
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: he Just kidding every fling I was in. Sometimes your
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: fleeing was just a flick, wasn't. No he he had
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I just you know something two way streets? So what
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: about the one that got away. Is there one? Maybe
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: from there's always one? Yeah, and it hurts you to
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: your care would get think about it? Yeah? And like
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Steve said, you can't find them anymore, or if you
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: do see them in there with someone else, they don't
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: won't you? No, mom? I found after social media stuff
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: came out. I found really they didn't look the same
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: though the best look was in that flame. I blew
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: that picture about twelve different ways. So I think what
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: we should get out of this is that um singles
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: sometimes are looking for more than just flings. Okay, this song,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: that's what you got out of it? Yeah, what did
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: you get out of it? Tommy flaying until you can't playing?
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: No moment coming up, Carlo. We're just working with a
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: bunch of players. Sound coming up? Not no morankster with
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: a frank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Dave Hardy Morning Show, all right, coming up at the
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is get
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: this guy's The cookie lady is back in town. Okay
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: if she now we didn't know she left the cookie
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: and the cookie lady is back in town. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: to it in just a few but right now, Tie,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: it's time for the nephew in today's frank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us now? Well, you know, and
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Louis of what we was talking about last break the
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: summer flame. This right here is yeah, this right here
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: is that your husband? Is that your husband cat dog?
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: If you would huh? I'm trying to reach chair. This
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: is hey. Listen, my name is Mark. Are you married
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: to Jason? Yeah? Okay, all right, I got the right person. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't even know how to say this
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: to you. My my um. Like I said, my name
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: is Mark. I followed my wife today and I right
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  Speaker 1: now I'm at a park and I'm almost certain that
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: my wife is right now. I'm about two or three
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  Speaker 1: hundred yards away, but I'm almost certain my wife is
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: holding hands, uh with your husband, Jason. So you see
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: my husband at the park with with your wife. How
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: long have you been following them? I followed my wife
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: this morning because I just was still in like real
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: weird about you know, something going on. And I followed
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: her and I'm at the park right now, and you
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: know this, I think this is I think she's with Jason.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I think she's with your husband. What tide? What type
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: of called you? Do you see Jason in Alexis? What
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: color it? Um? White? Okay, that's him. So he's supposed
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: to he went to work today and this Sunday and
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: there to him overtown. That's supposed to been doing at
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: work today and he's at a part with your wife
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: close to them. So I'm not close to him, you know,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I tried to stay back. Oh wait wait wait wait
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait, hold up, she just kissed him. She
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: just gets who my wife just kissed your husband? What
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: do you say your wife? Your wife's name is again?
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: My wife name is Veronica or Ronica? Okay, what part that? Uh?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: They are Langley Park. I'm at Langley Park right now.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm about two hundred yards away from them, and
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at she just kissed him again. I cannot
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: play this man. I know. Well, you're telling me that
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: your your wife is kissing out and husband. Well, how
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: did you get my number? That's hold up? Back, then up?
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: How did you get my nuther? And who are you?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Like I'm saying, my name is Mark, a buddy of
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: mine named fitz Fitzgerald. Fitz knows he knows Jay, I
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: don't know it's Gerald. I dont want to know how
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: you getting my number. Fitz gave me your Fitz told
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: me he knew Jason and some kind of the way
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: he got me your phone number. I don't even know
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: who we got your number from. All I know is
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: your husband is kissing my wife right now. That's what
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I know. Okay, you're just sitting there watching get me
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: the no. But we're gonna change this right now. You're
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: sitting there walking on some spectagathert. I gonna bust all
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: it because I don't play that. Because he said he
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: had to work this morning some of the overtime. Don't
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: have time that. Who does that in the park with
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: somebody the two golds in the park anyway, you can't
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: see no ducks. Give me give me the address to
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: this Latning park. Okay, wait wait, wait, wait wait wait.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Getting the blanket out of the car, now, who does that?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I know, well, he ain't no romance to type of guy.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: He's neverna tall men car. But they're getting the blanket
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: out of the car and going deeper into the park.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Cannot believe this. They're getting the blanket. What what those
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: she know? She no, I'm looking at I need a
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: far address your wine and wine glasses. Mark gives me
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: the address of the g bar you're on some white boys. Stop.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to go out bust that up. I don't
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: have time for that calling me. I'll started and now
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: watching your wife. I'm not gonna watch and I'm gonna
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: hand him his ad. Okay, let's stop this right now.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Take your over that to the park and give him
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: the phone. I don't have time for this. You're sitting
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: up there watching your wife with my listen you calling me?
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: What coming you you? Okay, I'm say what you're supposed
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: to be up there? Get on that because the bab
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: was there. I'll be the slap that and I've been
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: handing him his cap. Gon hand him the fall, take
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: up that hand in the phone. What your hand? I'm
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: trying to see what else they gonna do. That's what
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do. I say, you didn't seen it enough.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: I don't let point that be over that door and
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: putting out a guy that what you want to wait
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: for him? Take Hans over to hand him the phone.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I know, Jason. They't even know part for nobody. I'm
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: got mine at home. I am on the home there
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: a child pregnant with a baby. But I don't give
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I'll go up now. Whoop is why I'm pregnant? I
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: know well, Jason, they didn't know Parker. No, don't hand
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: in the phone. I want to let me, let me go,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: let me stop out the truck. They're drinking wine right now.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I don't give up about that gold hand in the bar,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: walk over in hand and the phone. All right, should
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: do with yours. I don't play about mine. Oh man,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: they chi Mark Mark Mark. I don't know who you
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: ever go handing him? Don't go handing him to phone.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: You're sitting up there watching with your week. Who you anyway? Um,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: that's my wife. He went he with my wife. You
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: must be old because if you was one of them
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: to go yoke up black, one of them got on this.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Who does that? You know? I'm watching him at the park.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you now, whopping at when I say it,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I'm whooping your wife? Did? I'm whooping Jason because I'm
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: to have you're calling me with this. You should have
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: to call me god my blood pressure star huff. Why
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: you should up to watching my but you're supposed to
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: be all on top of that. Yeah, when I said,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: you got that coming too. But I'm gonna find this
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: lang the part right, I'm gonna get off the fall
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: because I'll be up there. I'm gonna show you how Okay, okay,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on. Somebody want to talk
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: to you. Give on the phone. Hello, come, I was
• 50:14
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• 50:18
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• 50:21
  Speaker 1: to prank phone call you. This is something. You almost
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: made me have my baby up in this house this
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: morning and I got two moments though. You know, Jason
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: got me to play fall. He's no better than that.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: I want anyway when he come home. Yeah he so
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: we say, little man, my wife is a no nonsense
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: she ain't. She don't take no drama, none of it.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: He told me. You know this because I was like,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: what man said, then watch still live at the park.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: What a man does that? This is? Is it? But
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: you tell him? I got him? I got it. Hey,
• 51:04
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• 51:12
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• 51:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna name the baby Temmy. Tell him that
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: for Joe. Tell him You're gonna name the baby Tommy. Yeah,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: tell them, Tell Jason that I'm gonna name the baby Tommy.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Love her so much? Startle man, man, man, what is
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: you doing? Go hand him the phone. You're some white
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: boy stocker stuff. There must be old light skin. You
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: ain't no black. Yeah. Yeah, but I'll tell you what
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be. Slap your ass what she was right
• 51:59
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• 52:03
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• 52:07
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  Speaker 1: The subject is She's back. The Cookie Lady is back
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• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Subject the Cookie Lady is back in town. Dear Stephen
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Shirley I'm a forty three year old woman and I
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: have a small group of friends who have all known
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: each other since high school. We've been strict about quarantining,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: so we agreed to meet once a week for drinks
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: and dinner. It's really helped us feel better and maintain
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: a sense of normalcy with all the craziness going on
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: in the world. About a month ago, another girl who
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: went to high school with us moved back into town.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: But there's just one problem. She's slept with all of
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: our husbands, yes, all of them. This girl was very
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: promiscuous and yeah, she was very promiscuous in high school
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: and was known for being the girl that all the
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: guys went to for some easy cookie. She even gave
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: a cookie away when she was in college. So now
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: me and the group are concerned because she reached out
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: to us and said that she would love to be
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: in our weekly gatherings. The problem is that we don't
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: trust her and we don't really think she's going to
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: fit in well with us. Yes, it was a long
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: time ago, but some of that resentment is still there. Also,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: she is still single and in much better shape than
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: the rest of us, who've had several children. We are
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: afraid that our husbands will see her and have flashbacks
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: of how she was high school and college. My husband
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: saw a photo of her on Facebook and said he
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: couldn't believe how good she still looks. I'm not sure
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: why he was comfortable enough to tell me that, but
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: it really put me on edge. I called my best
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: girlfriend and told her that I don't think we should
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: bring this woman into our close knit group. She agreed.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Do you think we're being overly sensitive about this? No, nope,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're being overly sensitive at all. I
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: think you're right on point. I think you have a
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: reason to be concerned about girlfriend. This woman, the cookie
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: lady as you call her, has slept with all of
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: your husbands. They weren't your husband's then. But you know
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: that was a long time ago, but the thought of
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: it probably still pains you a little bit or something.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: You still feel some kind of way about it, and
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: you know this woman could be trouble. She could be trouble.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: You don't know. Can people change? Yes, absolutely, they can change.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Most definitely did she change? We don't know who knows
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: if she's changed or not. But there is a reason
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: you don't trust her. I think I would take this
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: as a wake up call, though I really would. I'm
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: switching gears here a little bit. I would take this
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: as a wake up call because your husband, you said
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: in the letter, commented when you showed him a picture
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: of her on Facebook that she still looks good and
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: he felt very comfortable saying that to you. Red flag.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: So she's in great shape, you're saying, and you guys
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: aren't because you've had children, you know, which means that
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: your friends aren't in good shape either. They've had children too,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: and you said several So I think what you and
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: your girls could do and maybe should do, instead of
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: meeting to drink, you know, with the whole group drink
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: and eat, maybe just the ladies could start like a
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: diet club, start working out together. Okay, all right now,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna remember that comment, right. I mean, maybe you
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: guys care on him, not a down and and uh,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: you know, so, I think maybe to something like this,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: you your ladies can invite the cookie lady h you know,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: to join you for something like that, just the girls,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: just the ladies, no men, no husbands. This way, I
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: think you ladies will have a chance to meet with
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: her feel her out, you know, see if if she's changed,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: See if you guys want to take it any further
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: with her, if you in the in the future do
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: want to bring her around your husband. You got to see.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: People do change. But I think you know, if you're
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: feeling not so good about the way you look because
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: of what your husband said about her, that's a good
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: time to meet up and do something about it. Steve Well,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: normally I don't start at the back of the letter,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: but that's where Sirley, you started, so I feel compelled
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: to do the same thing after this whole letter. The
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: question is, do you think we're being overly sensitive about this? No? No,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Why do I think you're not being overly sensitive? Three things.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I think y'all scared. I think y'all should be scared.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: And I think she could have changed, but your husbands
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: ain't interested in change. Now, let us begin with the
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: letter forty three. Went to college with this girl. You
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: get together with all your friends, y'all with the school,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: with doing the quarantine every Friday, y'all having a good time.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: About a month ago, another girl went to high school
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: with y'all, moved back into town. Here she comes, but
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: it's just one problem. She has slept with all our husbands, Yes,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: all of them. Well, damn, how many of y'all listen?
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Because that ain't that ain't got a number, all of them,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: every last one of them. We need to do some
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: testing in this little group him, We need we need
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: to do some damn testing. Is this little group right here?
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Ain't y'all being extra frenny? Yeah, hey, lady, I know
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: you didn't think we're gonna go like this, but I
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: just want to throw that out. This girl was very
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: promiscuous in high school. There's no being that girl that
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: all the guys went to for some easy cookie. Everybody.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: She even gave a cookie away when she was in college.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Oh so did what she do? Well? Hold on, hold on,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: and I blame she the stadium, you know, concessions lady,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: cookie hair, get your cookaes hair. She ain't even calling
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: it the cookie in the first place. With your book. Look,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: we'll have her too. Of Steve's response coming up at
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hours, So don't go anywhere.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Subject today of the Strawberry Letter. The cookie Lady is
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: back in town. Get your cookie here. We'll be right back.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: You're listening. All right, Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters. Subject the Cookie Lady is back in town.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Forty three year old lady got a group of friends.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: They went to school together. They all get together once
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: a week doing this COVID to help a deal with
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: the craziness day. All being quarantined so everybody's safe. They
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: feel comfortable on another um they got about a month ago,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: another girl from their school came back to town. But
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: here's the problem. The girl is coming back to town
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: to slept with all of the group's husbands. All of them.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Ain't missed, no damn body clean, sweet total bow to everybody.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Heya cockasa everybody. She just come out the castle and
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: blow the trumpet. Coocas Ah, you're crazy. She even gave
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: the cookie away when she was in college. Now you
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: and the group is concerned, and rightfully so, because she
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: didn't reached out and says she would love to be
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: in on that weekly gatherers How she found out about
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: the gathering? Oh, for her had just come back into
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: town for a month and find out about these weekly gatherings.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Maybe one of your husbands said, you know what day
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: they get together every Friday. Because if y'all surprised about it,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: where when did they get the information? Unless y'all small
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: ass town is really really small. Now this whole group
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: has been affiliated with one another. The first thing we
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: need to do, we need some testing done in this group.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Let's just go back over there. We need some damn
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: testing going on in this time, right and it ain't COVID.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: I ain't talking about Kobe. We need to get some
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: testing done all right now. The problem is that we
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: don't trust her, and we really don't think she's gonna
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: fit in well with us. Oh you don't think she'll
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: fit in well with y'all, but you ain't ask y'all's
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: husband stough see what they think, you know? So, now
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: here we go, people change, things change. Oh now she
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: just slept with all y'all's men. Times have changed. It
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: was a long time ago. But some of that resented
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: me is there also now here we go, she's still
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: single and in much better shape than the rest of
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: us who've had several children. He'll go to damn problem
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: right here. She still banging. Oh now, Shelly surprised me.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Her answer Tom about since y'all get together every Friday,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: and y'all are a little worried because she's still fine.
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  Speaker 1: Shirley did what calling them won't let me ever do.
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  Speaker 1: I can't fashi, ain't nobody I get called out? Oh
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: but now you're talking about instead of sitting around drinking,
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  Speaker 1: why don't y'all's ass get together and eat the right
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: damned foods instead of drinking, Why don't y'all have celery
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: juice and chew on some carriage or something and try
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: to get some of that weight off y'all's ass instead
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: of sitting over here and there, here comes this little, fine,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: little smoking ass thing that your husband saw on Facebook
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: and had the nerve to tell you he couldn't believe
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: how good she still looked. Don't let this girl in
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: your group. She can't get in this group. It's a problem.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: She's a Facebook problem. Now you don't think your husband
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: de said to the other hoods, and man, you've seen someone,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: so you need to see this thing right here. She
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: still got it now, I surely said. Now, first of all,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: your husband is stupid. Let me just extract them to
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Your husband is the biggest damn idiot I've ever seen. Now,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: y'all gonna let her skinny ass in the group, still fine,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: still banging, she's single, she ain't gave birth to no kids.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: Now here she comes. I don't think we have a
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: solution to this letter except ukn't let her banging ass
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: back in this group. You called your girlfriend and you
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: told her you don't think that, and your girlfriend agreed
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: because she looked her up on Facebook too and said, large,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: do you think we're being overly sensitive? No? I don't.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Now do people change? Yes, they change, and obviously she
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: has changed for the better. Because when a woman getting
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: in her forties and still holding it together, that's a
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: bad chick right there. And if they get in their
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: fifties and still holding together, that's a bad chick right there. Yes, see,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: cost the chances of everybody holding it together in their
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: farties in fifties get slimmer and slimmer. So now you're
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: gonna invite You're gonna invite the fat person to the
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: to the pack eaton contest. How you think that's gonna
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: work out? This is a sad thing, Yes it is.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Yes it is because Shirley, And according to Shirley, it
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: is good to do. And all this happy hour y'all
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: having start bringing Celby to these happy hours. As Shirley's suggested,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: you could have had a va instead of that. Damn
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Margaret Reader. Take a picture of that girl off of
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Facebook and bring it to the next meeting, y'all ask
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: quit eating? All right? Thank you? Steve Poster comments Today's
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• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: on de Man. You're listening morning show. All right, Junior,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: it is time for sports talk. What you got Junior?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: All right, Charlotte, Tonight it goes down. The NBA draft
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: is having in the night. Yeah, Man, Orlando with the
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: first pick, Houston got the third pick. Tommy, we're pretty
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: much in good position. Cleveland seventeen, got seventeen pick in Cleveland.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: So NBA drafting, like you know what I'm thinking about it, Man,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: I thought about this. I'm having a draft party. I
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: just want because I want you to just come through
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: many Man, he's on the same Is this the same
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: pool that you finn happen? No, no, no, no, I'm
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: having hit that the ahad to meet Ryn the corning. No,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: you get the Chase lones with your combat. You gotta
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: sitting like I'm having it at the house. You're gonna
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: love it now it's giving in the water, y'all know.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's gonna be at the house. And
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: there's a few rules I need you to go by now,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: just a just rule. Number one, don't come in your car.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Don't come in your car. Your car too nice? You
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: got any vehicles with like a doe ding in it?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: A doe ding, yeah, like it's been hit. Yeah, just
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: like you know somebody opened day though it hit your dough.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Don't don't come in your car where with my cart?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Where part somebody where they had to open the dough? Okay,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: that ain't gonna happen. Okay, so I got that whatever, Okay,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: he gonna number Do you mind using the coasters because
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: I don't need no rings on my one time? Oh yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: yea yeah, I'm real good with coasters. Okay, cool? Do
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: you mind eating for you get here? I ain't gonna
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: have a lot of food like you had so grew
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: on the pack of boy, that's fine, I'll fine. You're
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: crazy Ji Julia let me ask your question. I ain't
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: trying to be you know, like not your friend nothing.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: But it's the place we come in, the same place
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: that you zooming in right now. That's four a square
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: feet of it right here. Yeah, how many? How many
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: people coming to the draft party? Julie, Oh, I'm gonna
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: have it's gonna be me you a car. And that's
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: another thing. All conversations got to be on the patio
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: because if you say ABC in here, you be talked
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: to a lot of high level exists. If you say
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: ABC and here, Alexa here, and she gonna turn the
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: channel to ABC. So you're gonna have to go outside
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: when you talk in here. You can't just say what
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: you want in a minute. But didn't you just say
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: how many people can fit on your balcony? That's two
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: at a time? That's just two, like it's three of
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: y'all though. Yeah, the car gonna be here by yourself
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: till we get back out there called by his self. Yeah,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: and then then we switch to make room. We're gonna
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: have to set your Alexa box outside in the hall
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: because she obviously taking in too much. Well, you guys
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: have fun. Sounds like fun, all right? Coming up next,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: parenting on the plane? What are the rules? We'll talk
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: about that right after this. You're listening to show. All right,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: child in the seat behind me. There is a kid
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: in the seat behind me on a recent flight. He
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: has to be about ten years old. His parents are asleep.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: He's playing the drums on his trade table. I've turned around.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: He's not getting the hint. So here's the question. How
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: do you parent other people's children when they're banging on
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: your seat? You know, no child should really have a
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: six hour flight, right, So what are the rules? Is
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: the question for parents on the plane? What's the rules?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: If you lean forward as far as you can, your
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: whole body, lean forward, and then just throw your whole
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: back into that seat, all the way back, and throw
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: his little ass back into his seat, just like that.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: I promise you you're quick banging on that thing. Yeah,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: bush dead in his full head with the black and yeah.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: That's one way. Yeah. Another way to do it is
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: just turn around in your seat and say hey, m
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: F and just realized then he sicks that all shock him?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Or reach your hand behind you and grab one of
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: them drumsticks and then snapping in half and then sleep
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: the baby is bored. It's a long flight, you know, baby,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: got to find something else. You'd be on back of
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: this damn chair and kicking kick it. Oh god, I
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: hate that. Or get up and go to the bathroom.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Get up and go to the bathroom, and then on
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: your way back, just lean down. I'm beat your ass
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: in his ear, but make sure you wet your lips
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: so when you touch his ear here feel some kind
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: of way anymore rules. I have seen some crazy stuff
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: on the plane, man. I hadn't seen some kids out
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: of control. I haven't seen something run up and down
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: as I didn't seen an Yeah that's a hot man.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Well you know, I'm on some really really long flights. Man,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: I've seen some kids that were like amazingly well behaved.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: I gotta give my son Jason credit man because his kids, man, wow, wow,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: they're good on the plane man. Oh amazing. But his
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: kids are great, man, I've never I've never seen kids
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: like this before because they take on him and his
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: wife's personality. They're very kind and cool people. His wife
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: is probably the sweetest little person I've ever met, and
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: that you didn't have that exact to meet. They sit
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: on a plane little Joey wakes up. Joey and Ez
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: will wake up. They don't even cry when they wake up.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: They just wake up. They being They started playing and
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: they play pain. You had to going in and get it.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: When they see you there, stand up, want you to
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: pick them up. They never cry. I ain't never seen
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: them liking, man, it's such a so they've been on
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: some long flights. Man, They sit there, they talk, watching
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: a little movies on their little screens. Wow. Good, what's
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: the worst you on a plane? Oh, I've seen Holland
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: the entire time. But but I felt bad for the
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: baby because I thought the baby might have had the
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: ear infection or something bad for that man, because you
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: could tell when the child is screaming from pain instead
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: of I want to walk or something like that, that's
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: a different cry. And this baby was in pain. I
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: felt really really bad for the baby. But I felt
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: hope the mother was just she was frowning. Oh my god,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: she knew that everybody on the plane with she was
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: walking up and down the eye with the baby. She
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: was trying everything. Flight attendance was trying to help him,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: help her. It wasn't nothing working. Man. Then this pilot
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: came out old old dude like somebody's grandfather. Took the baby,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: and baby just calmed right on down. Got really. Old
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: dude said, there you guys walking, and just hold him
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: close to your chest and hum. He wrapped the baby
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: up real tight and started humming. And that's how you
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: used to put BJ to sleep. Yeah, I'll put BJ
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: on my chest. He b squirming because he had separation,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: uh dis order, would call it with me. He just
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: lose his little rabbit ass mind. Hey man, she gone.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: She ain't fry to come back, and she was happy
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: when she left, So the same way you feel about
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: being away from them. All right? Thanks up coming up
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have more of
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• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: out there kicking at Junior text me seeing you out
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: there killing it averywhere Yeah, we have fun bathing suits. Yeah.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: I don't want to ask where you stayed, but would
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: you Did you stay at the hotel? Yes, yes, I
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: stayed at the hotel, but you asked. I wouldn't ask,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: you know, because some people go get Airbnb's down now,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: some people get houses, you know, right? Yeah, yeah, No,
• 1:15:19
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• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: at a villa. How was that? Huh? He was falling
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: killing to control, Steve Man, This dude right here, what
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: he did for a little bit. He got some money though.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: I was impressed. All right, coming up at thirty three
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll play a round it would
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: you rather right after this you're listening show time now,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: guys for a round? It would you rather? Would you
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: rather have no legs or no arms? Can you just
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: take one apiece? I'm brown? No no legs, arms though, man,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: I got to have them. I got tay. I'm gonna
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: look to take them leagues, I'm gonna have them on.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Come on, see no legs, no army, I'm gonna need them. Mom,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: I can't grab nothing. I can't beat your fair. At
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: least you got armed. You can get. You can go somewhere.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: I can drive, okay, you know you know how to
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: be in wheel chairs and stuff uppis and all. I
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: get them catch stuff. But cats is strong, and hey,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: them dudes wear you out, man, every where you out.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: But I'm I'm gonna just going with I Like, what's
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: the way I am. I'm gonna pass this question? Were
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: moving on for you? Yeah? This, And I'm sitting up
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: here with my league up on the desk right now
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: thinking if it wouldn't now just slum, I'm beating fell
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: out this damn changing I slide out on the floor.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: All right. So would you rather walk barefoot in a
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: public restroom? Barefoot in a restroom? Or would you rather
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: get food poisoning? I gonna take that food poison out
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: to be food poisoning. Yeah, let me gonna start throwing
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: up because I'm not walking barefoot in that public restroom.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: I'm throwing up either way. I'm just yeah. But I
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: got the blow torch the bottom of my feet with
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: my cigar lighters, trying to sanitas your feet. No, I
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: need to cross the burning sands and get all right.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: I think we have three for food poisoning on that one.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: If you're keeping score, all right, would you rather say,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: save the world but die as a hero in the process,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: or save the world but no one knows man blank
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: this world? What is your trunt? Die? Why would I
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: do that? I'd rather just be here and see what
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: the here gonna have me? Yell, I ain't never asked me.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: No hero, No damn way. I just want to be
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: the survival last one. Would you rather scream at each other?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather give each other the silent treatment?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: Give each other the silent treatment? I really I take
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: the side of treatment. Take take that because I want
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: you to be quiet? Ay, damn one? All right? All right,
• 1:18:53
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• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after the hour. It's our last break
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: of the day and we'll close out the show with
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening to all right, Steve,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: here we are last break of the day on this Thursday. UM,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: take us home with some closing remarks. Uh. You know,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: somebody sent me something a while back. You know, I
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: keep stuff that people send me because a lot of
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: people send me things when I know I'm going through something,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: a lot of people send me stuff when just to say, Steve,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: if you're out there talking, man, here's a thought for you.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: And one of the things that I've learned in my
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: life is that all of us are going to be tested.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be tested and tried throughout our life. Uh.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: It's these tests that are presented to us that has
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: allows us an opportunity to grow. Every test that comes
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: your way is an opportunity for you to gain some
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: valuable knowledge from it, and so throughout life you will
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: always be tested. Everything that happens to you is not
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: just because the devil is busy. Some thing's happen to
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: you because God has to present certain things for you
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: in order for you to learn how to deal with it,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: which better prepares you for what you ask for. Later
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: in life, or to prepare you for what God is
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: going to present to you later in life. So when
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: you're going through hardships, you got to understand these hardships
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: are preparing you for the future. And like I've been
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: saying a lot over the past few weeks, if you
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: think about all your hardships and your tough days and
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: your rough days, your actual record for surviving bad days
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: all the way up until this point, y'all is one hundred.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: And that's a pretty good track record. Now, in this
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: test that God is going to present to you, somebody
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: sent this to me on a plaque. And it's said
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: that life has many ways of testing a person's will.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: I want you to hear me clearly. It says life
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: has many ways of testing a person's will, either though
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: by having nothing happened at all, or by having everything
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: happened all at once. Do you know how true of
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: a statement that is? You get tested by first of all,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: a person's will get tested by either having nothing happened
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: at all. You know how hard it is man when
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: you ain't got nothing going on? Do you know how
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: hard it is man when you can't get nothing popping?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: You know how difficult life can be. Man, when you
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: just can't seem to get it right. Do you know
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: the difficulties you face. Man, ain't nothing clicking on none
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  Speaker 1: of the cylinders. Man, ain't nothing happening at at all.
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  Speaker 1: That's a test, Man, that's a real hard test. Man.
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  Speaker 1: That's when you're sitting up that man, going Lord, Heavenly Father.
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  Speaker 1: And now it's preparing you and conditioning you to get
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  Speaker 1: closer to God, because I'm telling you, man, you can't
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  Speaker 1: making it in this world without God. Now you can
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  Speaker 1: keep on trying this way if you want to, but
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  Speaker 1: I got news for you. You can lock in on
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  Speaker 1: this room. This is a fact. You can't make it
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  Speaker 1: through this life without no God. You can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot do it. It's too difficult. And one of
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  Speaker 1: the tests to get you to draw closer to Him
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  Speaker 1: is sometimes a person's will is tested by having nothing
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  Speaker 1: happened at all. But here's the other way you get tested.
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  Speaker 1: How about this one? Or by having everything happened all
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  Speaker 1: that wants? How many times that didn't happen? Man, When
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: it just felt like man, it's raining cats and dogs
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  Speaker 1: on you. It's almost like, man, you can't catch a
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  Speaker 1: breaking ten minute ago you couldn't catch a break to
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  Speaker 1: get something happened, and now all of a suddenly looked
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  Speaker 1: like you can't stop this thing from happening. It's just
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  Speaker 1: snowballing on you. Man, that's a test, you know what.
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  Speaker 1: God has wanted you to get close to him too,
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  Speaker 1: so he can take some of that weight up off you,
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  Speaker 1: so you can take your troubles to him and tied
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  Speaker 1: to him, so he can prove to you that you
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  Speaker 1: ain't in this thing by yourself. See, you ain't in
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  Speaker 1: life by yourself. When it ain't you ain't got nothing happening,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: and you ain't got and you ain't by yourself in
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  Speaker 1: life when you got everything happened. You need God. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I kid you not. And you know how I know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about because you're looking at a man
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  Speaker 1: who tried it without him. And I knew better. My
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  Speaker 1: mom was a Sunday school teacher. I knew better than
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  Speaker 1: to turn away and try my way, but I did
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: it for years and I made you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I made a mess out of myself. I was turning
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  Speaker 1: myself into a big old glob or nothing. But he
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  Speaker 1: got my undivided attention one day when I was at
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  Speaker 1: a real low point. On one of them days where
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  Speaker 1: I thought I'm gonna rise no more, on one of
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: them days where I thought, man, I didn't had enough
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  Speaker 1: of this. I ain't never thought about killing myself. I
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: ain't never thought about checking out the thought. It's never
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  Speaker 1: crossed my mind. But I'm just talking about I just
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: had some days, man, we're just felt like, man, this
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: is like, yeah, I can't do no more this hire
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: When I was living in that car, I had some
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: days man, when I just said, Man, I can't do
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  Speaker 1: this no more. I'm gonna go home. Man, I'm gonna
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: go home my mom and daddy. Man, just see if
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  Speaker 1: I can stay there until I find a job. I
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  Speaker 1: almost did that because, you know what, what nothing happening
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: at all. I couldn't get nothing clicking. And right about then, man,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: I just say, as Scottison, man, can you just show
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: me assigned that it's going to be our next thing?
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  Speaker 1: I know I called as some machine in my mama's house,
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: and it was a message and it was a guy
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  Speaker 1: named Chuck Chuck Sutton that showed time with your power.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, man, next thing? You know? That
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: weekend I was on TV for the very first time,
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: and do you know something that I've been on TV
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: every since then, But it was real dog for me
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: for a minute. But he always comes. Life got a
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: lot of ways of testing the piece's will, either about
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: having nothing happening at all or about having everything happening
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: all at once. But either way, it's a test you
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: can pass. You've done all the rest of them, ain't
• 1:25:41
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