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North Texas Shooting, Kim K's Next, Trump Attorney, Sister O'dell and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in the stubbing me through goodt to
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  Speaker 1: movie other fort to, I don't join Jo. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn you, you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn
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  Speaker 1: You haven't got to turn them out to turn the
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  Speaker 1: water the water go. Come come on your thing. Uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: I shure we all a good morning. Everybody. You are
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, come on dig me now. One
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man o man,
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  Speaker 1: o man? How good is God to me? And part
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  Speaker 1: of the mission and the reason that I have a
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  Speaker 1: radio show is to become a share of more and
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  Speaker 1: more of a share of you know. I used to
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  Speaker 1: hear my mother say it to me all the time,
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  Speaker 1: But God blesses you to become a blessing. And I
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  Speaker 1: think the more you understand that about yourself, I think
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  Speaker 1: the more blessings will flow your way. I think that
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  Speaker 1: once you understand the principle, that you know it. But
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of tied together with some other scriptures, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm not too knowledgeable about them, of course, as usual,
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  Speaker 1: but I do know what I've heard, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: you know, if you look at something simple as do
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  Speaker 1: unto others as you would have them do unto you,
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't you want somebody to help you you needed help.
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  Speaker 1: I just know how to get it down there to
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  Speaker 1: where I've been able to understand it. If there's a
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  Speaker 1: scripture similar that it says do unto others as you
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  Speaker 1: would have them do unto you, or if that's you know,
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  Speaker 1: in a prayer, would not you want somebody to help
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  Speaker 1: you if you needed help? You've heard you reap what
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  Speaker 1: you sow. Do you understand that if you so discord,
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  Speaker 1: that discord is gonna come your way. That if you hate,
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  Speaker 1: hate gonna come your way. If you blog nothing but
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  Speaker 1: negative comments about people, your life will be filled with negativity.
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  Speaker 1: If all you do is talk about people, then guess
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  Speaker 1: what somebody got to turn that gun around and talk
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  Speaker 1: about you. See, it just stands to reasons. So what
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  Speaker 1: I've learned in my life and through all the trials
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  Speaker 1: and tribulations that I've had, is to take those lessons
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  Speaker 1: and share them with people in case you ain't heard
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  Speaker 1: it from somebody else. See sometimes and the reason it
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  Speaker 1: seems like I'm redundant at times, is what I am
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  Speaker 1: is because I'm always trying to find a different way
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  Speaker 1: to say the same thing. Because it's a funny thing. Man,
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  Speaker 1: You got to hear it a certain way for it
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  Speaker 1: to click with you. How many times have I heard
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  Speaker 1: a saying and then I heard it a different way
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  Speaker 1: that it clicked with me? You know, I've heard of
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  Speaker 1: this saying right here, remember this now, everybody's not happy
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  Speaker 1: for you. We've all heard that, right, everybody's not happy
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  Speaker 1: for you. Well, that's very simple that I don't need
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  Speaker 1: no explanation. That simply means of all the people you
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  Speaker 1: know or do not know, when something happens to you
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  Speaker 1: and you celebrate, everybody's not going to join in on
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  Speaker 1: the celebration. That's all that is. But then you take
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  Speaker 1: it one step further. My father used to say something
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  Speaker 1: to me all the time. He says, son, everybody come
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  Speaker 1: with you, can't go with you. I didn't get that
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  Speaker 1: when I was fifteen. Everybody come with you can't go
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  Speaker 1: with you. He said, you're gonna lose some of these
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  Speaker 1: friends you got along the way. But I don't care
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  Speaker 1: where you get in life. No, this right here, everybody
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  Speaker 1: can't go with you. If you are constantly trying to
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  Speaker 1: improve yourself, you constantly have to take assessment of the
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  Speaker 1: people around you. Because if you are going to continue
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  Speaker 1: to go and continue to grow, then guess what you
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  Speaker 1: got to have people that's on the goal and willing
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  Speaker 1: to grow, or else guess what you're gonna learn the
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  Speaker 1: valuable lesson. You know, the late boxing promoter Butch Lewis.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking with Butch Lewis one time, and man
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  Speaker 1: with a good brother man, he say, every successful man,
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  Speaker 1: it's doing what I call he got rope work to do.
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  Speaker 1: He got rope work to do. He got to put
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  Speaker 1: in work on rope. And I'm sitting there listening to
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  Speaker 1: Butch Lewis and all the money he had made and
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  Speaker 1: all the people's lives he had changed, and all of
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  Speaker 1: the moves he was making, and his incredible skills as
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  Speaker 1: a negotiator on behalf of some very very wealthy people.
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  Speaker 1: He was just an amazing man with no education. But
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  Speaker 1: he read everything. He Butch Lewis read all that, all
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  Speaker 1: the papers, all the periodicals. That brother knew everything. He said,
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  Speaker 1: you got to put in rope. And I was sitting
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  Speaker 1: there listening. He said, here is the analogy, little brother,
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  Speaker 1: He said, you are on rope. There's a thick rope.
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  Speaker 1: You have on no shirt, you have on some tattered clothes.
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  Speaker 1: You have on no shoes. Your shorts is cut off
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  Speaker 1: just below the knee, and they tattered, and you got
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  Speaker 1: dirt on you and you're sweating. There's this huge, huge
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  Speaker 1: raw rope over your shoulder that's burn marks on all
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  Speaker 1: of your shoulder. Connected to that rope is a wagon.
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  Speaker 1: That wagon has all your weight on it, all your responsibilities,
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  Speaker 1: all the people you're responsible for, all your children, your wife,
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  Speaker 1: your family members, your employees, your coworkers, your friends. They
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  Speaker 1: are all on that wagon. Man, they're just sitting there.
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  Speaker 1: He's saying, what you gotta do is you gotta pull
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  Speaker 1: that wagon up the heel. Now. The only thing with
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  Speaker 1: it is, can't nobody help you pull your wagon? You
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  Speaker 1: pull your wagon alone. He saying, Now, what you can
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  Speaker 1: do along the way of pulling your wagon, as you
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  Speaker 1: can find yourself a good wife, a good woman. He's
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  Speaker 1: saying that what that woman does is she get down
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  Speaker 1: off the wagon. She fan you while you pull it.
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  Speaker 1: She put water on you while you pull it. She
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  Speaker 1: puts stuff in your mouth while you pull it. She
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  Speaker 1: kicked rocks out the way while you pull it. But
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  Speaker 1: she but she pull it for you. But she is
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  Speaker 1: equally as important as you are on the pull of
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  Speaker 1: the rope. He said, you hear me clearly now, young soldier.
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  Speaker 1: He said, NA get this hill, he says, people on
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  Speaker 1: your wagon that you're responsible for. But you want the
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  Speaker 1: people on your wagon to help you get your wagon
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  Speaker 1: to the top. So what you hope is that they
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  Speaker 1: got their foot hanging over the side pushing, They got
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  Speaker 1: one leg over the back, or maybe both legs over
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  Speaker 1: the back pushing. They got they might have their butt
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  Speaker 1: on the wagon, but they push you with both legs.
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  Speaker 1: They're back facing your back, maybe some of them facing
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  Speaker 1: you when one of them got left leg hanging over
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  Speaker 1: trying to push. And you hope that all the people
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  Speaker 1: on the wagon you pulling is back there at least
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  Speaker 1: trying to help the wagon get to the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hill. Here goes your problem. Though everybody ain't pushing,
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  Speaker 1: everybody ain't pulling, ain't bar everybody ain't pulling, Everybody ain't
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  Speaker 1: kicking rocks out the way. You got some people on
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  Speaker 1: your wagon that's just laying on the wagon drinking lemonade,
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  Speaker 1: looking at you, talking about how long it's taking you
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  Speaker 1: to get your wagon up to the top, looking at you,
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  Speaker 1: telling my whitest wagons so slow. Then when you start
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  Speaker 1: picking up picking up speed, they want you to pull harder,
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  Speaker 1: you to pull faster, you to pull MO. Then they
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  Speaker 1: want you to throw what you then earned on the
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  Speaker 1: way up the hill backed on the wagon so they
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  Speaker 1: can have MO. But guess what, they ain't helping you
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  Speaker 1: get more. But they got a sense of entitlement that
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  Speaker 1: since you got mod, they should have MO. Everybody come
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  Speaker 1: with you can't go with you. Sometimes you gotta kick
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  Speaker 1: the people off the wagon that ain't pushing and pull
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  Speaker 1: it and say, hey man, I'm sorry. I thought I
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  Speaker 1: could do this with you, and I thought you was
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  Speaker 1: going with me. But it's clear to me you ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing but dead weight. And it ain't my responsibility to
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  Speaker 1: carry dead weight anymore. I have carried you as long
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  Speaker 1: as I have to carry you. You are no longer
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  Speaker 1: my responsibility. I'm responsible for my family, my wife, my children.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not responsible for you. You got to get off
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  Speaker 1: my wagon because I'm a man on rope. I'm on
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  Speaker 1: a mission, baby, I'm pulling you're listening show. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: Grateful man, so grateful glad I made it. Can I
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  Speaker 1: say thank you Lord? In case anybody missed it on
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  Speaker 1: behalf of all of us, thank you Lord Show. Appreciate
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  Speaker 1: it because the arrival was squeaked. As a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate you bringing me home yesterday. Case I didn't
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  Speaker 1: say that. Ladies and gentlemen, we are we, we are here.
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  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry Cali for Real, Martha to South Junior, the
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  Speaker 1: legend of Nephew Tommy Junior? What's on your mind today?
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  Speaker 1: I gotta talk to you about something, and I'm serious.
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  Speaker 1: Man's consistency the frustration of consistency, getting up doing the
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  Speaker 1: same thing over and over, hoping for a result and
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  Speaker 1: not getting it, and you feel like God, what am
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  Speaker 1: I doing? I just I'm being consistent? How long is
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  Speaker 1: this frustrations over lat How long do I have to
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  Speaker 1: keep doing what I'm doing before I get the result?
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  Speaker 1: Is it a time frame? You just have to be consistent? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, why don't you remove the frustration? See,
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  Speaker 1: the frustration is bought on by your own expectations of
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  Speaker 1: something that you have no idea of the results. What
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  Speaker 1: I'm meaning is you are frustrated because you are operating
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  Speaker 1: in your own timing. See, you want what you want
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  Speaker 1: when you want it, without asking God what it is.
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  Speaker 1: He won't when he want to give it to you.
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  Speaker 1: So now you're frustrated because you're doing the same thing
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  Speaker 1: over and over and you're not getting the results. You
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  Speaker 1: won't when the results could clearly be a current. But
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  Speaker 1: instead of looking at what's actually happening and what's going on,
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  Speaker 1: you keep looking at the finish line, talking about we
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  Speaker 1: ain't there. You're like, yeah, you're like a little kid
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  Speaker 1: in the back seat on a long trip. Are we
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  Speaker 1: there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
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  Speaker 1: Now you're frustrating the parents and so, but you in
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  Speaker 1: the backseat. So since you ain't got no parents on
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  Speaker 1: this journey, you're frustrating yourself. Are we there yet? Boy?
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  Speaker 1: Just sit back and ride? Are we there yet? Boy?
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  Speaker 1: Look out the window? Occupy yourself, But mama, are we
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  Speaker 1: there yet? So the same thing a child does to
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  Speaker 1: a parent, you turn around and do it to yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Are we there yet? You know a guy that's saying, boy,
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  Speaker 1: turn around and enjoy the ride. Look out the window.
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  Speaker 1: See you keep looking at the destination and you keep
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  Speaker 1: missing the view. Yeah, you may not be there yet,
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  Speaker 1: but look at the movement you make it. Look at
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  Speaker 1: the time you put in. You're not enjoying the ride.
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  Speaker 1: You keep complaining about the journey instead of enjoying the journey.
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  Speaker 1: And so what you're doing the same thing every day.
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  Speaker 1: It's called discipline. Discipline is doing what you have to
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  Speaker 1: do when you don't want to. Oh, so, now are
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  Speaker 1: we there yet? You could lose the frustration if you
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  Speaker 1: stop asking yourself are we there yet? Clearly you are
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  Speaker 1: not there yet, So stop acting like a baby asking
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  Speaker 1: yourself are we there yet? No, we're not there yet.
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  Speaker 1: But look out the one you window and enjoy the ride.
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  Speaker 1: You may not be where you wanna be, but ain't
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  Speaker 1: you glad you ain't where you was? Rage? Let's move on,
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  Speaker 1: all right, man, welcome, Thank you guys. Coming up at
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  Speaker 1: thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the
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  Speaker 1: nephew as he runs that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, guys, It is time now to
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back with the nephew, what you got, nev. Well,
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  Speaker 1: surely you know it goes down in a church parking lot,
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  Speaker 1: church parking lot here it is. Come on, hell u yeah, Brendan, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach you. How you doing, uh, Brena.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to make sure I got the right person.
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  Speaker 1: You're the person that uh you work at the at
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  Speaker 1: the first of all, I go to uh my name,
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  Speaker 1: my name Calvin, brother Calvin, but I go to Saint
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  Speaker 1: Missionary Baptist Church where you ok yeah, so yeah, so everything,
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  Speaker 1: everything's fine. Well, I got a little issue and I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to get to the bottom of it. Now, you
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  Speaker 1: work in the full service start. You work in the
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  Speaker 1: parking lot on yeah, yeah, and you tell people where
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  Speaker 1: the parking stuff right right right? What are you looking
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  Speaker 1: for some employment? You want to you want to join us? Nah? Nah? Noah.
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  Speaker 1: To see the issue I got, Man, I've been dealing
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  Speaker 1: with this probably about the last two months. Nine. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, I'm trying to take So the problem is
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  Speaker 1: when I come to the church last couple of months, man,
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  Speaker 1: I've been I've been coming like my my my my
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  Speaker 1: regular card and broke down on me. So I had
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  Speaker 1: I got an old van that I've been that. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I got a old van and I've been
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  Speaker 1: using to get around in so Nah for the last
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  Speaker 1: two months, I've been riding in it when I come
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  Speaker 1: to the church. You know you and I find out
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  Speaker 1: who you were. But you keep sending me to the
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  Speaker 1: back of the parking lot. And then but you know
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  Speaker 1: I noticed now nah, bro, no on the reel, so
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  Speaker 1: you're sending me to the back, and I'm noticing when
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  Speaker 1: I see cars as like two thousand and ten, two
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  Speaker 1: thousand and fifteen cars. We'll listen. We don't have new
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  Speaker 1: uh set place where we put model car. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I just I just directed traffic. Brother, Okay, so so
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to tell me for the last two months
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  Speaker 1: you just direct traffic, but you got but you directed
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  Speaker 1: me to the back every time, but a car behind
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  Speaker 1: me or car in front of me, it'll be going
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  Speaker 1: to the front. Nah. Where you getting this information from me?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't seeing you man or sending people
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  Speaker 1: to the front to part I have seen you do. Na. No,
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  Speaker 1: I just I just put you know, the bigger vehicles
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  Speaker 1: in the in the back, and uh certain you know
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  Speaker 1: it's really no scatter. If you come in, I just
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  Speaker 1: I just direct you to the right of the left.
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  Speaker 1: It's really nothing to it, really, so you're not trying
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  Speaker 1: to say so. So my my band being a raggedy
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  Speaker 1: ain't the reason why I'm being No brot no brot no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I no, that's not what we're about. Nah, okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sorry you feel that way. I mean, so I guess
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  Speaker 1: this Sunday. Uh let me let me. I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: you about this Sunday. Make sure, no, no, let gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you right now when my van pull up there Sunday,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now. If I get sent
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  Speaker 1: to the back, I'm gonna tell you right now, it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be No, it's gonna be a problem if I
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  Speaker 1: get sent to the back. You know now, you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to cust to just just calm down. It's it's
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  Speaker 1: not it's not that serious. No, it is that serious,
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  Speaker 1: because you see what I don't know. I know I
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  Speaker 1: got a ragged ass band. I know that. I know that,
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  Speaker 1: but I see that's the reason why I'm getting sent
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  Speaker 1: to the back. And I know it because the car
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  Speaker 1: I had been foul. Y'all were sending me up front,
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  Speaker 1: so already. No, I'm just saying. I'm telling you right now, Brendan,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, it's gonna be a problem
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  Speaker 1: if I get sent to the back. Brother. You just
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  Speaker 1: singled me out, and no, no did you? No? I
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  Speaker 1: didn't single you out. You you are the person that
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  Speaker 1: has been sending me to the back. Dude, No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't. Hey, man, why are you keep why why
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  Speaker 1: are you sending Why are you accusing me? I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got because I hadn't seen it. No you are. You're
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  Speaker 1: calling me. You're calling me out of the blue, and
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  Speaker 1: you accuse me of something that I'm not doing. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: you just sent my ragged ass bay into the back.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't done it. You didn't done it two months straight, Brendan,
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  Speaker 1: you have done it, haven't. Yes, yes you haven't. You
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  Speaker 1: send all the pretty cards up front, that's what you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: But I tell you what comes suddenly gonna be a problem.
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  Speaker 1: I mean now, now, listen, we can meet up at it.
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  Speaker 1: We can meet up there before any cards get there.
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  Speaker 1: How about that. I don't care how you want to
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  Speaker 1: do it, Brendan, you actually do know how you want
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  Speaker 1: to do so bring it then. Okay, I'm letting you
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  Speaker 1: know my car. Yea, my van gonna be front comes given,
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  Speaker 1: give van. It's me and you. How about that you
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  Speaker 1: want you want? You want to talk tough tony stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, okay, so you are. You're sweating out up
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  Speaker 1: now you're all right so down like you already did.
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  Speaker 1: So I guess I'm matching you. Okay, well, no problem.
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  Speaker 1: I'm listen brother, brother, listen, You're not gonna call my
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  Speaker 1: phone and threaten me and tell me what you what
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  Speaker 1: you think I did when I didn't do it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: told you, man, you've been sending me to the damn
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  Speaker 1: back man. What we passed? What you thought? Okay? What
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  Speaker 1: it is? No, it's what I know. It's what I know, Brenda,
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  Speaker 1: it's what I know. Okay, you didn't you didn't see
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  Speaker 1: you at right now? Okay, you know you know what
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  Speaker 1: you got working? You know what. I'll tell you what
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  Speaker 1: you come Sunday. That's your's damn Brenda. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, howbout what you're doing right now?
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  Speaker 1: What you mean what I'm doing right now? I'm at
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  Speaker 1: work right now? Oh oh, so you at work calling
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  Speaker 1: me about some bull parking spot. Oh okay, oh, look
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  Speaker 1: at the custom Christian. Now look at you. No, look
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  Speaker 1: at the custom you no, no matter of fact you Okay,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to do something, let's do it now,
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  Speaker 1: parking lot. I don't, I don't care. We'll be at okay. Okay.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: That's one thing you're not gonna do is disrespect me.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that right now. Brother Calvin, you bring him,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: gonna fold you like a wet piece of paper. You
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: don't know who you're fucking with. Okay. I hadn't been
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: locked up six seven years. I'm just in the church,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: try and get my life together. And you think you're
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: just gonna talk to me. You got another thing coming, brother,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that right now. So if you
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: want to get it on, meet me in the parking
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: lot right now. I give you an hour to get
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: there your pieces tonight. Now you're trying to scare me
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: with your with your background. I know you're trying to
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: scare me with your background or something like ever then
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: you I ain't know you have been in jail. What's
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: the wrong one. I'm just gonna say this. Do you
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: know Leicster that that also he also had the cards
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: parking Would you trying to buy buy yourself out of this? People?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I'm about to lay you now you're talking about I
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: know a lester. Okay, okay, Leicester is the person to
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: tell me to call you. This is nephew time. I
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: mean from the Steve Harvey Morning Brenda, your boy Leicester
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: in the parking lot, got me the frank call y.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: I brought the lockdown out of you? Man? Did I
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: bring the lockdown out of strangle? Y'all got me out
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: here talking reckless? I should who cast it over here?
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: This by hanging there, bro and and do this for me? Man,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: tell me this. What is the baddest and I mean
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land? Man, Steve Harvey Radio.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Hey man, if you see somebody Sunday pull up in
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: a van, show them some love, Baby, show them some love.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I might have to call out this week, but my
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: heart can't take it. I tell where you're going coming
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: up next to his ass the CLLO with our Chief
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building for your love questions.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening coming up at the top
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: of the hour and Entertainment News Online Gamblers Place bets
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: on who Kim Kay will date next. Interesting, Yeah, it's
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: and then Blackish creator Kenya Burris is booked and busy.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that. Also. Cardie b said she washes
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: her hair in onion water, and we'll find out what
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: that's all about. But right now it is time for
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: ask the cllo. I'm crying, all rider, Yes, yes, I
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: know her hair is beautiful though. All right, um cllo,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: here we go. Linda and Queen's writes. I'm fifty seven
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: years old and I'm dating a man that is separated
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: from his wife. He said when he met me he
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: didn't need another woman because we're soul mates. Now I
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: find out he's got two other soul mates. How can
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: a man his age still be getting around to all
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: these other women? When is enough enough for men? Well?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: When is enough for y'all? When it is enough for y'all?
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: You you fifty seven, You didn't bit into this man's story,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: But now you know he got two other women? So
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: why are you number three? Yeah? See, it can't be
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: a triangle unless you're the third person. M So you
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: know a lot of times, ladies, you know what? Why
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: are you worried about? Why he how he because he's
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: so old. He doing it because he's stupid. That's how
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: he doing it. He doing it because that's what he's
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: been doing. That's how he getting away. That's why he's separated.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: M You know every every I think everything is caused
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: and effect, right, right, So he ain't separated because you
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: know they're at the house, happy ever after, right, Yeah,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: in the house because the wife found out about you
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: and the other two. Now you found out about yourself
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: and the other two. But now y'all right in the
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: body instead of moving on, I don't like it. When
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: is enough for you? I mean, yeah, everybody wants to
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: answer to what's wrong with him? Why he how he's steal? No,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: how you steal? I like it. Control the part of
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: it that you can control, which is you? Great answer?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: All right? Moving on to Natalie and Tuscaloosa. Natalie says,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: my man is telling me no, but my body is
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: saying yes. I want to get LIFO section on my
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: stomach and thighs, but I don't want to lose my man.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: He likes the squishy parts and he doesn't want me
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: to change my body. I want to marry this man
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: one day, so do I respect his wishes or go
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: through with my procedure. M interesting, Well this ain't really
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: a CLO question. The medical question I don't know how
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: to answer. She needs help. I don't know how much
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: squishy were talking about it. I don't know if you use,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: and I don't know what the squish it is causing.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: You didn't give your age or none of that. H
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: you know, Uh, it's your body. You could do what
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: you want to do. You know, she said she wants
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: to marry him one day. I respect, but you know
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I'm scared. We all so, you know, the room, all
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: this damned getting up, going to the gym, and you
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: got a stomach, you know, and you know assistance, then
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I just look down and figure it out. It's a
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: trade off because I've actually renamed my stomach and it's
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: not it's not it's not called good anymore, and it's
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: not a pot belly anymore. That entire area around there
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I have recalled it and renamed it. It is now
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: called income. That's the income area. That's what we keep
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you. That's what I call it. I
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: call it the income area. And you don't care for that,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: then please yeah and get you somebody to trim and
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: fit and poe. Okay, but Steve, let me ask you this, yo,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: what is it do you think as a man, is
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: he upset about her getting Why is he upset about
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: her getting like tho on her body? Well, a couple
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: of things. It could from a male perspective, it could
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: be he's insecure that he don't want her to get
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: out there and all of a sudden that makes him
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: look even more out of shape. That could be that insecurity,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: And then it could be real honestly, it's just for
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: me and that like he likes him the way she is.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: It could be true. And if when you get rid
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: of it, it don't mean he'll lose you. You know,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: from what I understand, you ain't gonna be. He's gonna
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: be touched you for a while, I know how you
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: know at all? Yeah, a bang, a tender rising for
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: a while. So okay, all right, we're moving on. Thank
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: you to Cheyenne and West Virginia. Cheyenne says, I'm a
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: single mom of seven year old twin boys. My father
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: was watching them for me at my house while I
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: went on a dinner date. They said my father had
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: a woman in my bedroom and he locked the door.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: My dad denied it and punished my boys. They have
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: no reason to lie. So should I confront my dad
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: about it? You can, but that ain't gonna stop him
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: from being locked in that room. That day, they were
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: still locked in that room. He wrong for this, He
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: roll for this. But see, I don't understand what the
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: punishment was. Fault right if they seven, if they was
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: wrong about it, then just tell them no, wasn't in there.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: But the punishment was to make sure that Well, here's
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: the deal. The man had the woman in the house. Guilty. Yeah,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: he punished them because he wanted to make it look
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: like they was lying. Right, But the truth, that's the punishment.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: So now what you're gonna say to your daddy? And
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: you think your daddy didn't tell you the truth? Little girl? Huh?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: He had already punished the boys. You couldn't get a
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: solid hell. No, wow, I know, Mommy daddy had a woman.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: It's your room and they liked it as everyone was
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: shut off. Yeah, yeah, no, no more babysitting, all right?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Moving on last one. Steve Gina, Gina and Milwaukee, says,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I just found out that my stepbrother and my biological
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: sister had sex when she was twenty four. They've always
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: been best friends, but this is weird. She and my
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: stepmother want to be She and my stepbrother want to
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: be together. Now I'm cool with it, but his dad
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: and our mother aren't cool with it. Should I stop
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: them from pursuing happiness? Should this stop them from pursuing happiness? Well,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: it's too late. They've already pursued it. That's why they
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: want to stay together, because they've been together. They're not related.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: It's weird, but it's weird to them. They're not related.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: And I know everybody wanted it to be one big,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: happy family. I got that, but they wanted it to
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: be a happier family. They were thinking way happier than y'all.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: It was a whole nother level of happy. Y'all. Yes,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: y'all want family. We're gonna go and mix it off
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: real good. All right, clo, thank you. Coming up at
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. We'll have some entertainment news
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: for you right after this. You're listening. So. Rumor has
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: it that Kim Kardashian has been trending on sports gambling
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: sites as users place bets on who she will date next. Okay, okay,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: you may have your own list, but one list that
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: has been circulating online consists of twenty possible candidates ranked
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: from most likely to least likely. The top four men
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: are I think you could have guessed this one, CNN
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: commentator Van Jones Ray j who is one of Kim's
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: ex Uh father of eight Nick Cannon. Didn't they date before? Too? Uh?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Jamie Fox? Jamie Fox and her ex husband Kanye West
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: also made the list, along with ex boyfriend Reggie Bush,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Kyrie Irving, Dak Prescott, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Michael B. Jordan,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: and Eminem. Ken has yet to make a comment regarding
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: these online betting shenanigans. I'm gonna put a thousand on me.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: You just it's a long shot. But if you imagine
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: if I hit though, yeah, if you hit Lord Ha Mercy. Literally,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I knew to Pete Davison thing what's gonna work? Didn't
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: make no damn sense. Too young, she needed it for
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: the time, Yeah, too too long, you know, Yeah, yeah, different,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: big age difference, you know. I think the better bet
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: will be how long will she be without a partner?
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: That's the bigger And I'm gonna go with. This is
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna go with. Okay, I'm gonna go from today.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking she'll stay off the dating scene for August
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: seventeen forty five to sixty days. Yeah, okay, And that's
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: a short amount of time. Yeah, just yeah. But in
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: the social media world, that's fever forever, and I think
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: that's the world she actually lives in. Yeah. Yeah, he's
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: got followers three months, all right. So moving on to
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: movie news, Blackish creator Kenya Barris is set to do
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: a fresh take on the Wizard of Oz by reimagining
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: the nineteen thirty nine Oscar winning musical with Tommy. Who
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: are you gonna be in that? Which one of the
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: characters you're gonna be in that time? The ten man?
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: You though, it's gonna be one of the munchkins. And
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna even go down this road with you.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a ten man all my money on much. Yeah,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to hear? Who you think fitting
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: to play the lion on that? And all of them
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: when they put that cocaine, Yeah, when they run through
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: the corn. Where are you gonna be? I'm gonna be
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: the ten man? Well, now that's hard when they running
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: through the corn. Everybody tell my Man and h. Kenny
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Barris also teamed up with Snoop Dog for the Underdogs
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: comedy for MGM and Kenny Barris is in development. Steve.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: This should be of some interest to you. He's in
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: development on a Richard Pryor biopic, which he will write,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: direct and produce. I could have played it when I
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: was younger, Yeah, yeah, Could you look so much like him? Yeah?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, I'm younger, older, Yeah, no, I ain't.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be pull it off size wise, it
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna it ain't gonnahead. I don't know being lose
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: that much. You look good, Steve, Yeah, well you know,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: get your prior never been too farty, so but to
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: get down. I'm open. I'm hoping to see two twenty soon,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: right man? You do today? Would you have to do
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: today to get Prior away? Which had probably a combination
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: of COVID and monket pop? All right, we're moving the
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: only way and deeply sick and a shot of hippatitis, yes,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: a little shot. You better get you out about word
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: one one ninety I could without anything being wrong with me,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: maybe and this is nothing against nobody, so don't take
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: it that way. I'm just talking about what I would
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: have to do to get down to Richard Pryewait. I
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: probably have to get on a little radiation. Wow. Really yeah,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: but I mean, but I mean for no reason though,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Just see that, just taking it. You know, we mentioned
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg will say all that while I'm jogging. Snoop
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Dogs has a new breakfast cereal. It's called Snoop Loops.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: It's saming stoop who a grocery store near you? Cute right, Uh,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: they're gluten free twist on the classic cereal fruit loops,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: but he promises more flavor and added marshmallows. Um. A
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: portion of the cereal sales will go to charitable organizations,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: So congratulations yet again. Snoop Yeah also has revealed that
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: she washes her hair with boiled onion water, and she
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: posted a picture of her natural hair on Instagram It's beautiful.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: She stated that she started using boiled onion water six
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: years ago to help keep her hair healthy, and Cardie
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Be added that it's an odorless rent and it makes
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: her hair shiny. Experts agree that the onions contain compounds
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: that help to enhance dry damaged hair, encourage hair growth,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: and reverse graying. So there you go, guys. Black women
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: don't try this at home. So all onion water. I'm
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: just telling y'all, Cardi B been doing this for a while.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: It's a step that she not telling y'all about. And then,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: and then, and then a lot of people don't listen.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I was rubbing onions in my hair like Cardi Cardi
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: didn't say that. Now you just walk around. You gotta
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: move on coming twenty minutes after, have you heard of
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: the billion dollars lawyer in Atlanta? Well, he's got a
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: new client. Will tell you who it is right after this.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: You're listening. Here's a question, guys, what dude, Donald Trump,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Cardi B, the Meghos, Waka, Fuka Flame, and Gucci Maine
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: have in common? What are they all have in common?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't I don't know. I'm not
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: up to these tests. What go ahead? Tick? What do you?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know? Jailer Mark Sper Okay, all right, look
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: they've all hired the same attorney. Okay, Donald Trump has
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: hired Drew Finaling. Drew Finling is known online as the
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: billion dollar lawyer. Okay, he represents high profile rappers. Trump
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: has retained Finaling to represent him in the twenty twenty
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: election interference criminal inquiry in Atlanta Fulton County, Georgia. Prosecutors
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: have sub poenut Senator Lindsey Graham, by the way, and
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: former Trump lawyers John Eastman and Rudy Giuliani, among others.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Finaling's law firm issued this statement. They said, I may
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: differ politically from many of my clients, but that doesn't
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: change my commitment to defend against wrongful investigations. In this case,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: the focus on Donald Trump in Fulton County, Georgia is
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: clearly an erroneous and politically driven persecution, and along with
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: my office and co counsel, I am fully committed to
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: defend against this injustice. What he meant to say was, ah,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: in my law practice have founded flappable to turn down
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: any form of income that meets my retainer fee requirements
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: and time ability culpability of payments. And I know dare well,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: he wrote, yeah, and I'm being your time on it
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: so we can all find out that he is wrong.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: The billion dollar lawyer Lawyers can give each other a
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: bad name and that's what it is. They give each
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: other a bad name. It's not that they have a
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: bad reputation. They have a bad reputation because of themselves,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: because they are all lawyers who would do anything for money.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I just find it difficult to defend somebody that you
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: know is guilty, but your job is to find the
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: loopholes that will make him not guilty. This justice system
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: we have is corrupt just on the basis that is
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: built on because they say supposed to be everybody's innocent
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: and too proven guilty. That's not how it goes. Everybody
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: is innocent if they have the money to say they are.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: That's the difference. You can say anything if you got
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: enough money, but if you get a public friend of
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: you from the Inner plea partner. All right, coming up
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: at thirty four minutes after the hour, I think we
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: might need Sister Odell's divine wisdom because a lot of
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: preachers are really turned up lately. Don't you think we'll
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: get back into that right after this. You're listening, well, guys,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: you had another pastor has gone viral for the wrong reason.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: This time it's in a Kansas City church and the
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: unidentified pastor is seen in a viral video blasting his
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: members for not honoring him because they won't spend their
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: hard earned money on gifts for him. The pastor's sermon
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: was on the topic of taking care of God's shepherd.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Take a listen, mother, Oh, I'm saying this, and I
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: promise you can eat us not we respect it won't.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I'm saying because I want you to understand just what
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: God is saying. Even found out that Mavado you can
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: buy Mavado watching Sam's Yes you can. And y'all know
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I asked the one last year. Here he is the
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: whole way in August. I still ain't got it, y'all
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: ain't saying. Let me kick down the door and talk
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: to my chief, sons and daughters. Please get this man
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: this watch what is this? I mean? Still my lord
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: and my lord and my lord. Good horns everyone, you know,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Let's just get to it. Hey, Hey call it, Hey, sister, Shelly,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: how is your baby? I'm well, thank you, hey mouth
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: for the South. She's going through it. She hot flashes,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: she her waves bolac of fan. You morning, sister, hat
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  Speaker 1: timing boy, Yes, ma'am, good morning, good good. You know
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  Speaker 1: this is I just heard that man, I ain't even
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: gonna call him a man. A goal in that bag
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: and and everything on the new watch from SAMs. You're
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: gonna go ahead of Sam's, bring me some I can use.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I like that large ranch dressing they sale. They gotta
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: rach in there, so being ain't no, you can't run
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: out of range. I had a ranch on everything you'll
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Reado's pizza hicking. Y'all ain't had French fries rang you
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: know you ain't. I know you ain't tried this yet.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Or my niece turned me onto a range poke shops. Girl,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I ain't that almost cried. So if you're gonna go
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: to Sam's, get you something like that asking for that
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: little that little watching the watch? Who who want that?
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: For a year? How long is that? I think I
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: was going in there the other day because I had
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: to get some sugar but the church bake sale, and
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I had one of them white boys get one of
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: them all fledged you know the thing you put not
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: the car, the little flat one. Oh. I had a
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: white boy get it from me because we had it.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I had to buy twenty five pounds a sugar for
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: the base. Had him dang and bring it out to
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: the car and I was in there and I passed
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: by the watch section, yes, ma'am, and I seen the watches.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: He talked about that most of them be black a
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: lot of times. Huh got that little one dot on it? Yes, man,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: that's the one that they ain't that high? Is that
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: what they calls? Sam? They got to be pretty cheap?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Is they in the hunted? Five? Hunt it? I'm car
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: watch guessing. I'm guessing, Well, what five hurt it far?
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Why what is it watch doing? Telling time? The five
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars? Do it? Wake him up? And then she
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: came down there too, Come on, five honey for a watch?
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Girl's man must be crazy and all the ignorance sainks
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: in that backing him up, come like that? Right, that's right?
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Sick yell stupid ass d girls to being here talking
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: about the Lord and you up in here preaching because
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: they ain't bought you no watch. Maybe you ain't maybe
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: you ain't watch words Lord, Yeah the Lord told him
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: to do that. When did the Lord tell you the
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: big people for a watch? Where that said in the
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: bibble Jonah bed to get out the belly of a
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: well three daniel beds you get out the lines d
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: cad rag bee shocking the bee gone but got about
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: to furnish. You ain't heard none in the Bible. Lass
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: for a time piece that don't make no sense to me.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: You don't make no sense to me, these chances is
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: going crazy? Well, thank you, and I won't try to
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: invite me back so I can talk to Geno Jennings.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, cister Odell coming up next to
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: nephew and the prank phone call for today right after
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: this you're listening to show coming up in about four
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: and the subject is my wet and wild older man.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Is all that? Now? You think we'll get into it
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: in just a bit, though, because right now it is
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: time for the next and today's prank of the day. Okay, well, color,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: when you hit wedn why what's your think of nicense? Okay?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm the only one think of something I
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: when I hit wed why that's the only one? Okay,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: thank you? Quiet Junior, I know I wasn't the only one.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Me and Junior got some nice look get ups. We
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: fend to get two boy, y'all. Dude, that's where wild
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: right there, This little short set were from the jail
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: for what. All right, chop chop, Let's get to it.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: This right here, This is a this one that hits home.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Everybody got everybody, everybody's had someone with this issue, but
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: you never tell them that they have this issue. Gingervitus
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: is the prank ladies and gentlemen ginger in their mouth,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: all up in the gum that lower gum. Yes, a
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: lot of people don't know. They've got to get clean
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: beload of gums. Okay, below, yeah, cleaning, get that all right,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: let's go cat dog gingervitus. Hello, I'm trying to reach
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: start Calvin. Calvin Davis. Yeah, this is Calvin. How you doing, Calvin? Uh,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: let me make sure I got the right Kelvin, Kelvin.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: You you at the job? You work on the fourth floor, right, Yeah,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: I work on the fourth floor. Are you in the
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: cubicle next to Randy? Yeah? A matter of fact, I am.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: But who am I? Who am I speaking with? Well,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not at liberty to give my name right now,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: but I'm bringing some news from the job that I
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: think you might want to uh. You know, this is
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: the news I think that you would probably want to know,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: and I'm just let's just say, I'm I'm an employee
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: from another floor and I got I got wind of
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: what was going on on the fourth floor, and I
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: wanted to, you know, I wanted to. I wanted to
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: bring it to your attention because I think on your floor,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: nobody's bringing this to your attention, you know. Okay, So
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: let me get this straight. You can't tell me your name,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: but you work on the floor below me. Do you
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: know me? I've seen you before, I've seen you before. Okay, no, no, no,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: no no, do you know me? I mean I don't
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: know you know? So no, let me let me say, so,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: how the how did you get to so called being
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: the spokesperson for people who work with me? Hey? Man,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: like I say, I just wanted to give you the
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: news because the whole fourth floor is gossip been about you,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: and nobody's telling you what's going on. Okay, So obviously
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: the gossip readers about me has gotten to you on
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: the third floor, and now you are coming to be
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: my deliverer, so to speak. I'm just a guy. I'm
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: just a guy bringing you some news. Man, I'm just here.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Let me let me ask you this, bro, are you
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: are you flossing at night? And what business is that
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: of yours? I'm just I'm just asking, are you flossing
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: that name? When you floss on a regular basis? Yeah,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I floss on a regular basis. What's that got to
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: do with the price of t and challenge? Okay, when's
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: the last time you've been to the dentist? Man, who
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: the hell are you? Let me tell you, to be honest,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: what you make My problem is not really what you
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I'm really upset with the people on the floor that's
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: not telling you. But you know, why ain't you Why
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: ain't you talking to them? What the problem is, man,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: is that is that they're talking about you and they're
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: not telling you what your issue is. So let's get
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: to the issue at hand. So you are flowsen. You
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: are flawster, that's what you're saying. Damn straight out floss. Okay,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: are you brushing your tongue? Come on, man, you don't
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: have to You don't have to question me about my
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: hygienic makeup. You don't know me, you have never talked
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: to me, But you're gonna side with a bunch of folks.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Did think I'm not I'm not siding with him. Brother,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not siding with him, But here's all on their behalf,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: you're siding with them, okay, kel Man, Kevin, Kevin, listen
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: to this. This is really you don't even know me,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna approach me like this. So, Kevin, they
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: think you have ginger righters. I mean, are you when
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: you go to your dinners? Are y'all cleaning below your gums?
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Will the dinnerst do? What? Even you? And I'm laying
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: there with my mouth wide open, and I go more
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: than in every six months, So what the hell are
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: you talking about? Well, okay, something is wrong, okay, And
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: everybody's saying that it's you. It's your breath, that's that's
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: just you know, they're saying they look in the fourth
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: floor to go down to the lobby just to get
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: some fresh air. Because that's bull. Well, if this is
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: what I want you to do, since you speaking on
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: their behalf, tell every one of them, sorry soul and souls,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: that if they got a problem with me, they need
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: to come approach me. And then if it's that bad,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I'll blow my stink as breath in their face. Bring
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: it off so that this conversation with you is really
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: way off face because you have no business calling me
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: telling me because they say, can I give you some
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: some some items to mix together for you to gargle
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: with later tonight? And so you work, you work in
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: the building. But now you're a dentist man. You know
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: what this is bulls And we're gonna settle this tomorrow
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: first thing in the morning, when I matter of fact,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the full floor and wait for
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: all these sorry soul and sols they come up there,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: who's been talking about me behind my back? And guess
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: what you invited to the party? Two player, since you're
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: gonna be their representatives, each one of them lying back
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: is when they get in there. As far as I'm concerned,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: when tomorrow get here, it's gonna be a whooping and
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: if you walk some of it show up since you
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: the representative, but you can get it. Do you do
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: you what I mean? Do you do you think it
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: could be some cavities or something? Do you think you
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: can't give the cavity my foot in your cavity? This
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: is what it's gonna be. And whoever else you want
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: to try to take it out, they gonna get it.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: In there, so guess what it's on tomorrow. I know
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I ain't got ginger. Are you only brushing in the
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: morning when you leave for work or you only brow? You?
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Have you not understood me? Don't keep questioning me. You
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: can question me tomorrow after I will and yours? Bring?
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Can you bring why did you try to do? Why'd
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: you do me this way? Then I tell you? Then
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: I tell you? Can you bring? Can you bring your toothbrush? Tomorrow?
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Can you bring you right tooth brush? It's five fingers
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: on my toothbrush. I bring them. They be balled up,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: and you will get to mister cleaning that you ain't
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: never thought you would get from a didnist. Okay, they
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: just don't go harvet he man, Hey, hey, bro, bro,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: calm calm down, man, just calm down. We're trying to
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: get to we're trying to fix the problem. Let's just
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: gonna fix the problem. Kevin, you kicking ass is not
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: gonna change your breath. I ain't gonna worry about it.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: We can line joker has come down there and sit
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: in your cubicle. All right, So do you you you?
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, do you want to know who? Who? Who
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: put this out there? I want you to know me
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: when you see me tomorrow. Go ahead and lay it out,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: so me tell me. Okay, So this is Nephew Tivy
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey. More than this Shore Randy got
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: me the prank phone call you man, you know what,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: you're almost tarting me to take something. You as wind
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: do me good? Like, yeah, we got you ate twice
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Brandy in the morning. You ate class a year, all right, man,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: give it? Tell me this twenty twenty baby, tell me
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: what it is? The baddest and I mean the badest
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: radio show in the land without a doubt. Man, the
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: gotta be Nephew Timmy and the Steam Harvey Morning Show.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Don't you feel like you just want to go flous
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: right now? Do you feel like you want to You
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: should be like, yeah, and I just went to the dentist. Yes,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: I'd be every three months. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, I'll
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: be here in three months. Every quarter. We're gonna do something.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: We're gonna clean, clean, clean, that's it. That's the super
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: prank of the day. But you know what today is, uh,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: today is Wednesday. We're only two days away from ready
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: to love Miammi Wheel. Yeah, keep tuning in, it gets
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: better and better. Ready to love Miammi and boy your
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: boy looking pretty good on there. I think I lost
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: my five six proles. I think I look all right? Yes, Oh,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: and you can tell I don't have jin jibits all right, nephew.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Enough of that coming up next, And is the Strawberry
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Letter for today. The subject is my wet and Wild
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: older Man. We'll get into it right after this you're
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: listening to show. It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 53:38
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• 53:41
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• 53:57
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• 54:00
  Speaker 1: We got it for you here. It is Strawberry LETTA
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  Speaker 1: thank enough you. Subject my Wet and Wild older Man.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. My husband is seventy six years old
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: and I'm sixty. I worked with his daughter years ago,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: and that's how we met When we started dating, he
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: loved having a much younger woman on his arm, but
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: as he gets older, he's getting more paranoid and asked
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: if I would ever leave him for a man my age.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: I took my wedding vows seriously and he knows I
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: love him, but he's on my last nerve. He's not
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: aging well and years of abusing alcohol have finally caught
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: up with him, making all of his teeth crumble when
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: he eats crunchy foods. He won't get them fixed or
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: get denters because he hates going to the doctor. He's
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: been wanting hair and plants for years, but he knows
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: we can't afford that, so he wears his hair twisted
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: and he uses a lot of hair products every day.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: It looks like an old Jerry curl and it hangs
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: long in the back, and he's bald on the top.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I'd love for him to shave his head and go
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: visit a dentist. We used to have an active sex life,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: but he's been leaking a little urine after he uses
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: a toilet, and the smell is strong enough to choke
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: a cat. I secretly put a mattress cover on his
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: side of the bed because I didn't want to embarrass
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: him between his stinky hair products getting on me and
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: the smell of urine. We haven't had sex in a while,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: and I'm tired of making up excuses. It literally makes
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: me gagged to think of having sex with him. Now
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: he still wants it, so something's got a change. The
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: final straw for me was when he urinated on himself
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: in Target this past Sunday. God I didn't make a
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: big deal out of it, but I had to buy
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: him a pair of queen shorts. How can he walk
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: around like nothing's wrong? Would I'd be lowdown for leaving
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: him if he doesn't change. Mmmmmmm all right. First of all,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: I feel for you, I really do, because he's your
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: husband and you love him. You mentioned that in the letter.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: But he's turning into an old, smelly, unkept, stubborn man
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: right before your eyes. I mean, he stopped trying. He's
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: become selfish, He's become lazy. That does not work in
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: a marriage. If he no longer cares about himself, what
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: about you, this much younger wife he was so proud
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: of back in the day. Now he's peeing on himself,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: refusing to go to the dentist and get checked out.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, what is it with his teeth crumbling when
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: he eats? Wouldn't that spur him on to go to
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: the doctor. I mean, I can appreciate you not wanting
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: to hurt his feelings, like when he was in Target.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: You know, you just bought him a clean pair of underwear.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: But you know you want to be gentle with him
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: and everything. But no, what about you in this regard?
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, don't you deserve a husband who takes care
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: of himself and who gets his regular checkups, dental and otherwise. Yes,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: of course you do. I really don't know anyone who
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: who wants to get old or who likes going to
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: the dentist or doctor. But at seventy six, he is older.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: He really needs to go. You say he's paranoid. You
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: might leave him for a younger man. Well, I mean,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: you know that's a consideration, but he should be more
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: concerned about himself and his health and his quality of
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: life and living and just you know, not getting sick
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: and all of that. I mean, you can't give up
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: on him either. You gotta let him know that you
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: do care about him. You gotta talk to him. You
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: got to persuade him to go to the dentist, or
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: at the very least, you know, get him some depends.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: He's got to do something or I'm sure you're going
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: to be thinking about your future options. At this rate.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: He's just giving you away. He doesn't care. Cleanliness and
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: hygiene are deal breakers in any relationship, any marriage. You
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: guys to do something. This is craziness. Steve Well, I'm
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: first of all, before I start, I just wanted to
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: say that my response to this letter, I'm not here
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: to help you. I just want to put that out
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: that nice and clear. What are you here to do?
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm here to just talk about this letter.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Your husband is seventy six and you sixty. You work
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: with his daughter years ago, and that's how y'all met.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: See you probably met him when you when he was sixty. Whoa.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: But time ain't been kind to him. You know, y'all
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: started dating, and you know he loved having a younger
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: woman on his arm. But as he's gotten older, he's
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: getting more paranoid and asked would you leave him for
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: a man my age? And then you know you said
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: what you posted to say when you write in I
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: took my red and vials seriously, and he know I
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: love him. But he'll go to letter now. But he
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: on my last nerve. And why is he on your
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: last nerve? Well, let's review this because he ain't aging well.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Oh he looking a bit of seventy six plus five. Yeah,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: he got any one rolled all over his ass. Yeah,
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: he ain't doing good and he ain't even fighting good.
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  Speaker 1: He don't even know what to do. See because he better.
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  Speaker 1: He spent years abusing alcohol and finally caught up with him.
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  Speaker 1: And the number one complaint, it makes all his teeth
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  Speaker 1: to crumble when he eats crunchy food. I'm gonna stop
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  Speaker 1: right here because when I get into this subject can
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  Speaker 1: tell you what's really So let's just leave off right here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm crunchy foods, all his teeth crumble when he eats
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  Speaker 1: crunchy food. We come back. I'll explain all this to you.
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  Speaker 1: Keep it right there. Coming up, Part two of Steve's
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• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Let's recap today's strawberry letter, the subject my wet and
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: wild older man. All right, we're back, and this woman
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  Speaker 1: has she's sixty, she's got her husband a seventy six,
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  Speaker 1: and the problem with it is he's paranoid thinking she's
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  Speaker 1: gonna leave him for a man her age, which is
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: another sixty year old. And she honors her wedding vows,
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  Speaker 1: but he does start getting on her last nerve. And
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: why is he getting on the last nerve? Because he
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  Speaker 1: ain't aged with due He got seventy six, wrote all
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  Speaker 1: over his eggs. And when you've been abusing alcohol as
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: he has, it's seventy six plus five or six more.
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  Speaker 1: He ever been at any one eighty two right now?
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  Speaker 1: And he looked now then got so bad that is
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: alcohol and caught up to him making all his teeth
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: to crumble when he eats crunchy food. Let's start right here.
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  Speaker 1: So you with your man, y'all up in the morning
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  Speaker 1: and y'all eating Guess what a bowl of cap'n crunch.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what you can't get no more crunchy food. It's
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  Speaker 1: sad on the box cap'n crunch. Why the hell is
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: y'all by that? You know? Good? Where he both get
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: old meal. But now your ass is in here buying
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: cabam crunch. Here old meal, man cream, a wheat balto
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: meal at best, tappy oak stuff you can mash with
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: your tongue and swallow. He didn't eating cabin crunch. Now
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: he don't even know it. But his teeth is crumbling.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Now now he eating his teeth with the damn cabam crunch. Uh,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: because they crumbling? Why heat, you don't stop eating? So
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  Speaker 1: now you're chewing teeth. You don't even know what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: That's what meant. His ass is falling apart. And every
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: time he finished, he got less and less of a smile.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: He gritting at you now and now it ain't even
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: jack and landing no more. He gritting at you. He
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: just looked like jagget edge. All his teeth is different
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: sizes crow the front and the bottom. They don't even
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  Speaker 1: line up, no moten because he chewed him up with
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: the captain, because he chewed him up with the cabin crunch. Still,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: y'all know good hair where he old old meal and
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: malto meal from him? Now then he got that he
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna get him fixed and go get dinches because
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: he ain't going to the doctor. Okay, most old dudes don't.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: He'd been won't have him plant for years, but he
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: knows we can't afford that them hand plants his high's heels.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: What he didn't did? He then started wearing his hand
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  Speaker 1: and twist. Now, when you need hand plants and plugs,
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  Speaker 1: and you decide to twist the little bit of hair
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: you got from an overhead, his hair looked like a
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  Speaker 1: desert with tumbleweed on it. Didn't looked like an aerial
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: view of a desert with tumbleweeds on it. That means
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: it's twist and nine dead. You can put a finger
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  Speaker 1: between each one of his twist. You can put you
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: you can make fingerprint. You put a thumb between each
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: run of his twist. About his old black ass supping
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: up there looking like huk hooking because he bawled in
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  Speaker 1: the top and it's long round the side, so ain't
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  Speaker 1: no hand to talk. He looked like a monk in
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: the top, and he got long braids down the side.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: He looked like hunk hooking. He needs a head band,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: but he don't know that chick. Now on top of
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: all that, it looked like an old Jared care where
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: he finding this activator at is beyond me. He is
• 1:04:43
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• 1:05:02
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  Speaker 1: You got to spin extra time shaking, sitting up in here,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: old just sitting up in here, peeing. And then once
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: you stop, you still peeing. You just you need to stop.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: You to go to a urologist, get you some help,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: get your prostate check because it doesn't swoow. Now you're
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: sitting up in here just peeing, and then you thank
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: you through peeing and you still peeing on yourself. And
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: get you some black pants, could wearing them khakis because
• 1:05:36
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• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: black ass pass. So when you're leaking, ain't nobody got
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: to know it. You're coming back to the bathroom standing
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: at the table. Lift down there, Dennis and everybody know
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: you to pet on your damn self sitting up in here.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Now now you're talking about now the year in is
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: so strong it can chump the cat. That's because of
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: what you've been eating, got penicillin, caught it green and
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: drinking Hennessy. That's strong year and that ain't baby. It
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: ain't even YearIn no more. That's in that age rash.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Just can't even call it YearIn no more. He didn't
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: yurinate it. He's the natan. He ain't that just fine
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: stuff in the toilet. He's so strong when he use
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: a bathroom. In the toilet the water staink D. Sunday,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: he urinated on himself in Target. We ain't got time
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: to talk about that. Uh, she got him some new shorts.
• 1:06:38
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• 1:06:46
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: it it's time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: you got Junior? All right, Shirley. Former NFL player Keith
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: to Lee's brother is in the midst of a serious situation.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: A coop to Leave is the brother of a Keith
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: to Leave, who was the former cornerback for the Denver Broncos.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: He's turned himself in after he shot a man after
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: a little league football game. And this is the problem.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: This is a game. He shot the man after the
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: end of the game. And I'm just trying to figure out, Man,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: what is it pushing these parents too over these children
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: after a little league football game to shoot a man.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: We're not talking about pros saying, because there's no reason
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: to shoot anybody as a sports event, there's no need
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: for that in front of children. And his son was
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: on the team. Yeah, and so now these kids gotta
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: live with this outlook their entire life because you just
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: decided that it's more important about an outcome on a
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: call than showing them the sportsmanship on how to lose.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Now they got to deal with this image of you
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: at like this man. And I'm used this as a
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: point to say that there's no game for little leaguers
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: that this should be happening in front of you had
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: no time to be a start. Well, this is beyond fighting. Yeah,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: games that you see from parents, which is ridiculous. This
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: this ain't got nothing to do with sports athletics, No, sportsmanship.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: This you kill the man, yes, over what you took
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: the life of a human being. You know these fights
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: when parents get the argument and they get heated and
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: their kids is involved, that's too much. That turns into fight.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: But you didn't kill the man in front of other
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: children and in front of your son and the man,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: the man that he killed, his son watched you shoot
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: his father. He was traumatized, those children traumatized. To say,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: you gotta hear my side of the story. Yeah, so
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: now he wanted them to say he didn't turn himself
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: in after they couldn't find him for a while. I'm
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: gonna turn mine because y'all need to know my side
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: of the story. Bro, What what? What? What story can
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: you take? No? No, you're still alive to tell it.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Don't nobody give us that damn about your side. He's
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: ruined so many lives. He his son, his son's father
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: going into prison because he killed a man, his little
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: friend's father. He won't have a father anymore. Not to
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: counter other children, to suffering that these young kids got
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: to go through. Who witnessed it, your wife, the mother,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: the father, and parents. It's a horrible story. Horrible, all right, Junior.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 1:09:49
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• 1:11:06
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• 1:11:16
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• 1:11:27
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• 1:11:32
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• 1:11:34
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• 1:12:03
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• 1:12:19
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• 1:12:22
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• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: during sex? Up? Jump rope away? Out? Man? You just
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: you're just all old place. And when you miss Nika, yeah,
• 1:16:56
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• 1:17:33
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• 1:17:37
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• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: So what are we doing? Are we winking or are
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: we barking? You're gonna wear your eyes? I winking. That's
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: just you're gonna be sleeping just just that bark gonna
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  Speaker 1: get on yo nerves. Hello, it's gonna love your nerves.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: All that barking gets on your nerves. I've been around
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: the bros before and just went man, I got them
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: going home too much. But I can't do it no more.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Don't you don't fight no more? You got the new
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: young bros. You know who they are. Okay, you got
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: them old bros and make you give it to them horrible.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: So you guys want to wink? Would you rather bathe
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: in pickle juice? Or would you rather bathe and warm
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: hot dog water? Yeah, pickle juice can't get up in there.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: N That pickle juice gonna create a problem. That pickle
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: juice can't touch. Now, one of them opening, No, I'm
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: hot dog water? Can hot dog water? Just water water?
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: Ain't no vinegar? And that I wanted that hot dog water. Yeah,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: my brothers. Let me tell you what my brothers due.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: They would eat all the hot dogs and poured the
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: hot water juice in the bowl with some crackers and
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: tell them that was soup. You did that to me,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: I don't be talking about everybody else. You did well,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: how I had to learn it from somewhere. I thought
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: it was a good thing to pass on family tradition.
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  Speaker 1: I had some damn soup, I really did, I swear.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back in forty nine minutes after
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  Speaker 1: with our last break up the day, and of course
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  Speaker 1: with some closing remarks from the one and at least
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening show, all right, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Here we are our last break of the day on
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  Speaker 1: this Wednesday hump day. Steve humping over there on that
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  Speaker 1: on this bike, I'm trying to lose some waight uh.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't doing a good job of the bike today,
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  Speaker 1: peddling really slow. But I've been up here, so there's
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  Speaker 1: a much way about two thirty eight. What's your goal?
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  Speaker 1: And what do you want to get down to? Twenty two?
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  Speaker 1: And then what? And then what? Oh yeah, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take I gonna take two weeks off and
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  Speaker 1: just go on tour on tour as an R and
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  Speaker 1: B singer and no shirts and no shirts too. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be selling a lot of tickets, but it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of lounges. Yeah here, no Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvard tonight, Yeah, but be doing hospitality too. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be singing at all the company and you know where
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  Speaker 1: they had a free breakfast waffle fire break appearances down.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna show up at a holiday in expresses first
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  Speaker 1: any any any hotel. It's got a small lounge in it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, first song you out the gate, what song
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  Speaker 1: is it? First song? But no shirt onf Yeah, let
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  Speaker 1: me that's the one right there, no shirt on. They
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  Speaker 1: can see all the ad work. Yeah, yeah, well that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be no abs twenty. I just won't look like
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  Speaker 1: I'm in my first trimester. That's the goal. It's just
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  Speaker 1: not so yeah, I'm in my first trimester, that's all.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't want to look like I'm expecting anything.
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  Speaker 1: You know, a woman can do that. You know, women
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  Speaker 1: have children and all that. Women look cute, they know
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  Speaker 1: how to wear theirs, they got outfits to go with it.
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  Speaker 1: We really got nothing for potbellies that look good. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: let me let me ask you this. Yeah, does it
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  Speaker 1: matter to you that we, your friends for many, many years,
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  Speaker 1: have told you that you look good? I'm sure Marjorie
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  Speaker 1: tells you the same thing. Does it matter to you
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  Speaker 1: that we tell you that I appreciate all that, but
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  Speaker 1: I know you're lying, not though, y'all. Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: we haven't seen you naked, but we what we see.
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  Speaker 1: We like you look good. You know. Yeah, I know
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  Speaker 1: you ain't seen him. You got to say, you know
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  Speaker 1: you want to see you know, you want to keep
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  Speaker 1: my ego up and keep me coming to work, right,
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  Speaker 1: we're excited about seeing y'all. Oh? Hell yeah, this got
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  Speaker 1: something to do with job security. Oh, I know that, O.
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  Speaker 1: I know that I'm not stupid. Good Steve, shut up?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean is up, keep coming to work.
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  Speaker 1: You look good, don't worry look good, don't worry about it,
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  Speaker 1: don't stress yourself out your side. Yeah, next question, what
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  Speaker 1: makes you you do look good? Though? I don't care
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  Speaker 1: what you say. What makes you feel unstoppable? Steve? Really
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  Speaker 1: my faith? I think everything is possible because of that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, so far I've been unstoppable. You know. I
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  Speaker 1: may not have reached a certain level that other people have,
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  Speaker 1: but that may not be my place, and I'm okay
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  Speaker 1: with that. You know, I've gotten comfortable with my place.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you gotta quit looking at everybody else's accomplishments.
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  Speaker 1: It's I'm not Tyler Perry. Tyler Perry's place was to
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  Speaker 1: create Tyler Perry's studio. I really got to have Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey studio. I don't even want to be in them
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  Speaker 1: that much longer. So why create truth be told? You know,
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  Speaker 1: Tyler's a different vision. I'm not a movie star like
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  Speaker 1: den Sale. I saw my face on the screen twenty
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  Speaker 1: five feet tall, and I went, I need to get
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  Speaker 1: back on this little box TV speech down. So yeah,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: like y'all foms like stick your face right up against
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  Speaker 1: that zoom camera. Just shocking talking about the zoom camera.
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  Speaker 1: That's zoom. You ain't even in the theater, dog, I
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  Speaker 1: get that, But you're in my bathroom, I tell you
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  Speaker 1: right now. Yea. So my faith keeps feeling stop. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I have no fear of failure. You don't. No, I
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  Speaker 1: have no fear of failure at all. Even if you fail,
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  Speaker 1: you you even if you fail, you just try to
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  Speaker 1: understand the process. Huh. I just failed that three things
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  Speaker 1: recently this year that I have been trying for for
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  Speaker 1: a while, and then I realized that wasn't God's will
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  Speaker 1: for me, so it went away. So I just keep trying.
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  Speaker 1: I got something else in you I'm working on. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you get to your Yeah, yeah, okay, that's cool. I
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  Speaker 1: like that when you were younger figuring out what you
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  Speaker 1: wanted to do, when you finally started making it, did
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  Speaker 1: you think to this point, did you think you'd be
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  Speaker 1: where you are now? Oh? Absolutely not, absolutely not. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't see this life I had. I didn't see it.
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  Speaker 1: And it amazes me when I hear celebrities talk about,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I always knew i'd have this type of
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  Speaker 1: life feeling right, Really, I didn't because I didn't even
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  Speaker 1: know what existed. Well, how did How can I want
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  Speaker 1: something I don't even know that, you know, like little
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: kids are dreaming of taking yak trips, y'all trips. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know y'alls was available. I didn't even know they
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  Speaker 1: had a program for that. I didn't know they built
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  Speaker 1: them that big. I didn't know they leased them. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know you could buy I didn't know nothing. So
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  Speaker 1: to sit up here and all of a sudden be
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  Speaker 1: able to be fortunate enough to and didn't act like
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  Speaker 1: you always knew you'd be here, that surprises to me. Man, No,
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  Speaker 1: it's just being called grace, God's unmerited favor. That God
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: does something from you for you, a lot for you
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  Speaker 1: that you don't even deserve, and matter of fact, we
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