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Tristan Thompson, NY Sex, Spiders, TSA Mask Mandate and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: It's real simple for everybody that's trying to become successful
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  Speaker 1: on any level, in any arena, any genre. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care what it is. If you're trying to be successful,
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  Speaker 1: this message is for you. Let me help you understand
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  Speaker 1: something real clear. You ain't gonna make it the way
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  Speaker 1: you want to, and you're not going to make it
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  Speaker 1: to the heights that's fully out there and available for
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  Speaker 1: you without God. And I'm just keep it real simple
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  Speaker 1: and clean for you today. You're not going to make
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  Speaker 1: it the way you want to, and you're not going
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  Speaker 1: to get to the heights that's available to you without God,
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  Speaker 1: you have to get this through your head. You can
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  Speaker 1: ride if you want to, because I did. I'm here
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  Speaker 1: to tell you I am talking purely from experience. Here
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  Speaker 1: you can try it without God, and you can see
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  Speaker 1: how far you can get. Will you have some measures
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  Speaker 1: of success? Of course you will. Will it feel like
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  Speaker 1: days like you might make it? Of course you will.
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  Speaker 1: But let me ask you a question, though. What you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do about them days when you feel like you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna make it. When you're gonna do about them
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  Speaker 1: days where it feel like there are no answers to
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  Speaker 1: your questions. What you're gonna do about them days? What
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do about them days when everybody laughing that
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  Speaker 1: you turn against you. What you're gonna do about them,
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  Speaker 1: days when you just don't see no way through it?
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  Speaker 1: What you're gonna do about them days? I got the sunshine?
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  Speaker 1: You know, sunshine cool? Everybody got friends. When it's Sunday outside,
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  Speaker 1: you want some friends, hit the lotto, you want to
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  Speaker 1: get rid of them friends, go ask for some help. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about man. They scattered like roaches when lights
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  Speaker 1: come on. I'm trying to tell you. So now here
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  Speaker 1: we go again, and you can do this without God now,
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  Speaker 1: because I've done it, and you can have yourself some
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  Speaker 1: measure success. Let me even hip you to a little
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  Speaker 1: bit closer, though, let me tell you why you are
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  Speaker 1: doing it without God and having some measure of success.
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you why? Because of God's grace and
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  Speaker 1: mercy to us, because of his grace and mercy trying
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  Speaker 1: to keep us in spite of ourself, for the real
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  Speaker 1: mission that He really got for us. See that's the
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  Speaker 1: truth of the matter now now what we're talking about,
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  Speaker 1: nasty See. So yeah, yeah, you can do it without God,
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  Speaker 1: and you can have some measure success without God. And yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know, yeah you got your little degree
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  Speaker 1: and everything. Yeah you completed the program, got all that, YadA,
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  Speaker 1: YadA YadA. But don't you know something. It's because of
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  Speaker 1: God's grace and mercy that he helps us anyway when
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  Speaker 1: even when we ain't asking for help, when he bails
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  Speaker 1: us out anyway, when we don't even ask him to
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  Speaker 1: be bailed out. You know why, because He loves us
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  Speaker 1: that much that he would allow us to exist until
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  Speaker 1: we get our mind together where he could take us
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  Speaker 1: a way, really trying to take us. Let's get this
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  Speaker 1: real straight in clar today. You can do this without
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  Speaker 1: God if you want to. But I am telling you
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  Speaker 1: to get to where you really want to be and
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  Speaker 1: to be all that God has for you. You got
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  Speaker 1: to have God. There's no ifs ands buts about it.
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  Speaker 1: And let me tell you this here. I don't really
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  Speaker 1: care what nobody then told you. Are you listening to me?
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what they say. Don't get this thing twisted.
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  Speaker 1: They got these people out here talking about they luminatis
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  Speaker 1: and all this here. Man, don't don't listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: Don't get caught in this mess. Don't get caught in
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  Speaker 1: no foolishness. You were created by God. God created you,
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  Speaker 1: ain't your soul. We were all created in His image,
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  Speaker 1: all of us. Don't get to talking about you find
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  Speaker 1: to cut a deal with the devil in all you
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  Speaker 1: ain't cutting no deal with nobody. Man. The devil don't
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  Speaker 1: do deals. He one sided. I'm taking you to hell.
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  Speaker 1: You going to hell. You're burning here, that's his deal.
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  Speaker 1: I want your soul. I want you to lose hope.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to take your life. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to take some other people's lives. I want you to
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  Speaker 1: feel hopeless. I want you to realize that there ain't
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  Speaker 1: no God. That's his whole deal. His whole deal is negative.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he can talk you into dealing drugs if you
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  Speaker 1: want to. But let me tell you something about this.
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  Speaker 1: I watch these shows all the time, drug ink and
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  Speaker 1: all this here cocaine mafia. Everybody on now go to
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  Speaker 1: jail or get killed. Our prisoners has filled the day
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  Speaker 1: with our young boys because they thought they could outslick
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  Speaker 1: the system. They thought they had a way. They thought,
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  Speaker 1: they said to them, been here, and they failed. For
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  Speaker 1: the old cliche, man, I gotta do what I gotta do.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta get this money. Well, the only reason you
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  Speaker 1: gotta do what you gotta do is because, like I
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  Speaker 1: say all the time, you didn't do what you were
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  Speaker 1: supposed to do. It is but because of His grace
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  Speaker 1: and mercy that we exist. And God has just taken
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  Speaker 1: care of you, looking out for you. Got some angels
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  Speaker 1: encamped around you until you get your mind right so
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  Speaker 1: he can get you where you're going. But now I
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  Speaker 1: want you to understand something. There's a cause and a
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  Speaker 1: consequence and a penalty. Everything we do this outside the
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  Speaker 1: will of God. That's for all of us, all of
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  Speaker 1: us have consequences, penalties and everything that we got to
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  Speaker 1: deal with outside of the will of God. Understand that, clearly,
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  Speaker 1: don't get this thing twisted sideways. You understand me. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I heard a young man tell me one day. He said, uh, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you know, man, I just don't see how God looking
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  Speaker 1: out for me, if he would allow all these things
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  Speaker 1: to happen to me. I'm having such a hard time
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  Speaker 1: in my life. I really don't see how there's a
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  Speaker 1: God looking out for me. I lived the young man,
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  Speaker 1: I said, the man, it's just something. Man, you're still breathing.
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  Speaker 1: He said, yeah, I'm standing here talking to you. I said,
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  Speaker 1: you're still free. He said, what you mean. I said,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't locked up on You said no, I'm standing
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  Speaker 1: here talking to you. I said, where you get them
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  Speaker 1: clothes from? I bought him? I said, where you bought
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  Speaker 1: him with what I bought him with? Money? So where
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  Speaker 1: you get the money from? You? So I got a job, mister, huh,
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  Speaker 1: I got a job. I said, well, well where you
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  Speaker 1: live though, he's our our apartment. I said, where you
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  Speaker 1: could apartment? It's the Harve I'm working. I got an apartment.
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  Speaker 1: I got a job. I was okay, okay, So now
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  Speaker 1: this this God ain't looking out for you? Thinkin finish
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  Speaker 1: telling me what you're telling me. Well, see, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: having it real hard right now. I said, hey, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: you are you hungry? You have you had lunch yet?
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  Speaker 1: He sai, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all already had lunch yet.
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  Speaker 1: I said, okay, okay, So gone finish. Tell me about
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  Speaker 1: this how God ain't looking out for you? He said, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, man, every every time I try to
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  Speaker 1: do something, it seemed like it go wrong for me.
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  Speaker 1: I said, but let me the man something. Man, I say,
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  Speaker 1: every time I go wrong for y'all, say, somehow you
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  Speaker 1: survive it. He said, yeah, yeah, I survive it some
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  Speaker 1: kind of way. But it's still be all messed up
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  Speaker 1: for me. I say, but but you still got through
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  Speaker 1: it though, he said yeah. I said, okay, man, gone
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  Speaker 1: finish telling me how God ain't looking out for you?
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  Speaker 1: And he stopped. He said him it is Harvey. He said,
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  Speaker 1: how come every time I tell you something that's going wrong,
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  Speaker 1: you keep telling me God looking out for me? I said,
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  Speaker 1: because you're still here, man, I said, See, you don't
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  Speaker 1: understand it. I said, you seem to think that you're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to just supposed to skate through life, that it's
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  Speaker 1: all supposed to go how you want it, any kind
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  Speaker 1: of way. I said, Man, Jesus to test to your faith,
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  Speaker 1: I say, God looking out for you the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: I say, every time you tell me something going wrong,
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  Speaker 1: you seem to turn around and tell me how you
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  Speaker 1: survived it. You keep telling me what ain't going right,
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  Speaker 1: but you keep telling me all these things you have.
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  Speaker 1: I said, man, so what you gotta do is you
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  Speaker 1: gotta stop looking at what you ain't got, column and
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  Speaker 1: start focusing on what you do have. Column. But if
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  Speaker 1: you ain't happy with nothing heating done for you, you
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  Speaker 1: wanted to keep piling stuff on. I said, you fail
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  Speaker 1: in the test, young man. The test is are you
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  Speaker 1: grateful for where you are right now? So I could
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  Speaker 1: give you more so we can move forward. He said, oh, man,
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  Speaker 1: I never even looked at like that. I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you take your blessed cell phone somewhere and
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  Speaker 1: sit down? He said, I think I'm going over here
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  Speaker 1: and let you finish talking. I said, thank you. So
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you just got to look at what you do got, folks,
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  Speaker 1: that's all it is, okay, you can't make it without God, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: You got me today. All right, let's be clear, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to ladies and gentlemen. We are sitting here
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  Speaker 1: on the custom of what is already a beautiful morning.
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  Speaker 1: If you are in it, it's beautiful, whatever your situation is.
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  Speaker 1: To all my brothers and sisters that might be listening
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  Speaker 1: this locked up, y'all, keep your head up. God still
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  Speaker 1: got you, guys, still love you. Oh man. This is
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Shirley Strawberry Collin for real, Mississippi
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  Speaker 1: Monica Junior better known as well Kill Spakes, better known
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  Speaker 1: as Junior, Thomas Miles, better known as Nephew Tommy, and
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  Speaker 1: yours truly Junior us starting to trouble me. But what's
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  Speaker 1: on your mind? I'll tell you so, my father, Let's
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  Speaker 1: just say this, O me, me and Tommy out and
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  Speaker 1: we get kids now and they won't five million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Who are you spending the money over you? You rescuing
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  Speaker 1: me or you gonna rescue nephew? If you and Tommy
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  Speaker 1: are out and y'all get kidnapped and the ransom, it's
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  Speaker 1: five million dollars a piece each, Uh, what Let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you a question. Where am I when you all
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  Speaker 1: get kidnap? Let's say Mexico? What does that make? What
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  Speaker 1: is well? So he can thoroughly understand this answer, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna pay the ransom or not? It sounds like, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say this right here. I would suggest
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  Speaker 1: you start taking some type of course or class on
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  Speaker 1: escape scale. I'm in Mexico, I'm still gonna be in Mexico,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm probably gonna be playing golf, so I strongly
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  Speaker 1: to yes. Let me let me give you some things
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  Speaker 1: you probably need to work on. Can't come for escaping
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  Speaker 1: squirming out of ropes? Tommy is your nephew? How to
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  Speaker 1: que through twine? You're coming to give me here? Coming
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  Speaker 1: your ability to snap or plastic ties wet? You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to find out who can do skinned grass because
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna tell yourself, I'm trying to do that all stuff? Well,
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  Speaker 1: how long are you gonna holding your breath underwater in
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  Speaker 1: case somebody not something to you and throw you over them?
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  Speaker 1: And you need to watch all the Hudinity tapes? That's
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  Speaker 1: a that's for junior. What about your nephew that goes
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  Speaker 1: for both of them. I'm not word, I'm not well.
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  Speaker 1: I am Yeah. We're gonna be the million for what
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  Speaker 1: because they know you have it? Tell them what you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna say. We don't pay that much money on your
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  Speaker 1: radio shop. This is just wrong, man, You really see
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  Speaker 1: you or either h and marry into some other family.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thank god, it's time to go. Coming up
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  Speaker 1: at thirty two minutes after the hour, the pastors are
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  Speaker 1: here with church complaints right after this you're listening to show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time now for Reverend Motown
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  Speaker 1: and Deacon death jam and church complaints on this Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and fa fault. We laugh on that one. Autotitiously,
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  Speaker 1: glvel amen, amen, multiply and do simplify simply all that
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  Speaker 1: we are in a worthy we come to you. It
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  Speaker 1: avide vacious, gungarious and austar sptitiously astar spitiously. Yes, all right, pastor,
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  Speaker 1: I let's see now we got an issue here. The
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  Speaker 1: wheel chair swim team has a swim meet. This is
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  Speaker 1: coming Saturday. We are three people shot, two up and
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  Speaker 1: drowned the last meet and we're trying at the forefeit.
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  Speaker 1: Can you recommend anyone path or for the upcoming swim meet.
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  Speaker 1: I have strongly suggested, did we are cheat and us
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  Speaker 1: or flotation devices? Now you go, you go already being
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  Speaker 1: the strong minded people that they are, they insisting on swimming,
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  Speaker 1: so we're going to let them continue and give them
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  Speaker 1: no special treatment. All God's children all the same. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. Now, do you want to be
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  Speaker 1: a swim on the team? Pass that they've asked that
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  Speaker 1: question too. I don't have a wheelchair. I know that. Well.
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  Speaker 1: The wheel tails the reason why three of them drowned
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  Speaker 1: last time, So we maybe need to not use the
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  Speaker 1: wheel team. I don't know. It's it's up. Well, they're
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  Speaker 1: figured out. Don't worry about it now. This one is
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  Speaker 1: kind of delicate. Pass it so tiptoe if you would be,
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  Speaker 1: or I'm a perfect person for it. Watch hard, all right.
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  Speaker 1: The side Peace Ministry is talking about going public if
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  Speaker 1: their demands aren't met. Now. They want three three things. Master.
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  Speaker 1: They won't a ring they can wear at all times.
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  Speaker 1: They want a national holiday that they get to be
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  Speaker 1: with the men, and they want a once a month
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  Speaker 1: public outing. That's what they want. I'm gonna tell you
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  Speaker 1: till one more time. The side. Peace Ministry is talking
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  Speaker 1: about going public and their demands are not met. They
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  Speaker 1: want to ring they can wear all the time. They
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  Speaker 1: want a national holiday that they get to be what
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  Speaker 1: they met and they want a once a month public
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  Speaker 1: out bas all. That's funny, good at all. You can
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  Speaker 1: go somewhere else with On that course, this here church
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  Speaker 1: will be closing h February first. If that is an
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  Speaker 1: issue with anyone, we won't be participating inside piece nothing.
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  Speaker 1: And I'd also like to sitting out a special message
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  Speaker 1: to anyone listening to me that might consider themselves connected
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  Speaker 1: in any way. Well, let me jump in right here.
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  Speaker 1: Such well, well, well, well, well, well, well did right down.
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  Speaker 1: Our arrangements is as continued and forever more. It is
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  Speaker 1: the payment. It ain't no ups, You're not changing anything,
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  Speaker 1: all right? Are you still you want to? Well, let
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  Speaker 1: me say something to you or d you or sister Paulina?
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, now, wait on me. What is she said?
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  Speaker 1: I know she partlin ain't got nothing to do this him.
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  Speaker 1: Let's move on to the next church complaining. Amen, faster,
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  Speaker 1: don't nobody want to talk about a men? Pastor? All right?
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  Speaker 1: We got a ride? Shall problem? Pastor? Brother Chauncey, who
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  Speaker 1: drives for Uber, had a fight with brother Finley, who
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  Speaker 1: drives for Left. They're fighting over taking certain church members home.
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  Speaker 1: And the fight broke out this past Sunday because they
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  Speaker 1: were fighting over the same customer. You're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: figure out how for them to work this out in
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  Speaker 1: the parking lot. It's too too much. We don't have
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  Speaker 1: nothing to do with this. We have a vein or
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  Speaker 1: church vain And I realized sometimes it got to mean
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  Speaker 1: a vein is in your arm or your blood flowers,
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  Speaker 1: like you're staying vain or van. Now we have both
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  Speaker 1: about you ride back and forth to church that vein.
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  Speaker 1: Now that vein may have to make two trips, and
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  Speaker 1: people getting tired of if they don't pack in. Now
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  Speaker 1: it's siege fifteen Ye said that we've been known to
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  Speaker 1: have twenty seven in the vein. Now y'all don't want
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  Speaker 1: to pack in like that, don't mold and they got
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  Speaker 1: to drop people off. That's two and a half hours.
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  Speaker 1: Then they swing background and where where the fight is
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  Speaker 1: starting on the swing background because to take too long. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but we're not We're not getting another vein. You can
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  Speaker 1: know that for sure. I understand all right, now one
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  Speaker 1: vein here we go, pastor, one thin, oh we get
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  Speaker 1: come on Kanye as our guest speaker next week. He's
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  Speaker 1: asking that all the crimes dressed and look like Kim
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  Speaker 1: Kardashian as much as possible. We don't have a church,
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  Speaker 1: mimber that fund what we don't. He ain't laying, he ain't.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't got nobody close to that. Tell yeasy to
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  Speaker 1: come on. He don't notice, but we're charging him a
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  Speaker 1: million to speak nice. All right, thank you, pastors. Coming
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  Speaker 1: up next, the CLO is in the building. Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: ready for your love questions. Right after this, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Morning Show coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour and entertainment News. Our heartfelt, heartfelt prayers and
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: condolences go out to the Braxton family after the shocking
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: death of sister Tracy Braxton and Jesse Smalleett is sentenced
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  Speaker 1: to jail, and Chicago Mayor Lorie Lightfoot speaks out on
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  Speaker 1: Jesse's sentence. But now it is time to ask the CLO.
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  Speaker 1: This one is from Nika in Shreveport CLO. She says,
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  Speaker 1: I have a joint bank account with the father of
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  Speaker 1: my son, and that's how he's paid his child support
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  Speaker 1: for nine years. His new wife said, she's closing the
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  Speaker 1: account and my son will get three hundred dollars cash monthly.
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  Speaker 1: How do you give a nine year old this amount
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  Speaker 1: of cash? Why is he allowing her to take control
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  Speaker 1: of our son's child support? Why obviously the child support
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: is three hundred dollars I'm assuming, Oh, because you can't
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: child You can't change your child support. Now how you
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: get the child support? That ain't really none of your business.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: She wants him to lose this joint bank account thing,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: because you understand that, because that ties y'all together on
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: paper steel and he's she's not having that. Now, if
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: you don't want the three hundred cash, what you're gonna do.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: That's the child support, and what he needs to do
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: is give it to you in the form of a
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: cash she has checked so he can keep record of it. Yeah, yeah,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: that's what the brother needs to do. That ain't no problem.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Just take your child support if it's three hundred a month,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: and that's what it is, and that's none of your
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: business how they give it to you, just as long
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: as you get it. Praise card. She's acting like they're
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: going to actually put it in the child's hand, the
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: nine year old child. That's what she's thinking. That's all right,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: you know she tripping, all right? Moving on, Moving on,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: und dollars us when I was how old is it? Boy? Nine?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Nine years old? Three hundred dollars a month out of
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: head of candy distribution company. You've been doing it. You
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: were making money of your own business. I would have
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: dropped out of school a mogul at nine hard candy, Yes,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: all right. Moving on to Pasha in Colombia. Pasha says,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: a few years ago, I slept with the friend's dad,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: and we've promised to never tell anyone. He told one
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: of his friends, and the friend propositioned me for a
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: sample of what his buddy got. Women never kiss and tell.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: So why do some men feel the need to run
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: their mouths and brag? Man? Girl, his old ad you
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: slept with Joe Fried's daddy asked him not to tell. Ill. MM,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: if you'd have slept with his son and asked him
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: not to tell, he'd have told we brag my stuff
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: like that? Tell it now. He'd just slid over to
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: you and he won't a sample? Should you confront him.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: What you're gonna say? Yeah, what is she gonna say?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I thought I told you not to tell nobody? Well
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I did. Now guess what he gonna say? What you
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: don't want me to tell nobody else? You know what?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: You're go ahead and do that? Ah hook me up?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Oh mmmmmm? Yeah, she needs to leave those old men alone. Extortion.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: They have nothing better to do, all right. Courtney in
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: New York says, I'm twenty five and I'm dating a
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: guy that's a virgin. He's come close to having sex
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: with me a few times, but he will never go
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: through with this. He finally said, he loves me, but
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I've been with two other guys and that's a problem
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: for him. Should I try to convince him that I'm
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: not a whore? Wow? And do I let him go?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Or do I let him go so he can find
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: a virgin like himself? Well, I mean, boy, listen to meystack,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: she twenty five. You can't get mad at her about
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: this two guys. Now you go somewhere with all that.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody doing this virgin thing? Butcher, you're the only
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: one an here. I mean, I love to tell you
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: that this world is filled with white garments and robes
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: and praise dancers. But it ain't having on her. That
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: ain't that ain't what was happening to no more soldier.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: So you got a problem with her being with two guys.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to move on because it's not been
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: to change. And young lady, why did you tell him
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: that you've been with anybody? Should Joe quick talking about
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: who you've been with? As soon as he told you
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: he was a virgin, your next statement should have been,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: oh my god, me too, me too, with a straight face.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: O my god, oh my god. Better give you time
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: to get the lie together. Ye oh my god, I don't.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I don't care what you say. You're not gonna pull
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: me over to the side of lying. Works. Although that
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: was a good one. Classic, Although that was a good one. Yes,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: pull me into your web of life. I love that
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: one did work. Yeah, I would have done the thing
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: thing and quick, alright quick? Oh my god, you two
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: had a chest is she putting her hand to her
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: chest at that point too. That goes with that goes
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: with oh my god, she's just oh my god, oh
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: my god. All right, Oh, moving on to police and
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Gary Police writes my husband sits in its car on
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: the phone for a few minutes before he comes inside.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I never questioned him, and I'm not about to start.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Should I be worried that he's talking to a female?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Oh no, hell no, you ain't gotta worried about it. What? No,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: you ain't gotta worry about it? What couse? What say it?
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Because what? Because I'm what are you doing? Well? Yeah, yeah,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: so you take that off your plate over worry, So
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: don't worry. Just be clear. Yeah, he out there shutting
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: it down. I'm about to go in here now say hey, look,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I've been going in the house. Just want to let
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: you know. Hey, sleep tight, don't let the bug be bug. Ye,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: take care of yourself, you know, until we meet again. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: you want to have a prayer before we before we
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: cut it off, the Lord, gracious God out fall, until
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: we meet a kid, ask all these things in his name,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: and together we say where two or more gathered together?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Throw that in there? No, because Lord, No, I love
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: you for real, all right. I talked to you the
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: ball baby. Remember, I'm going in now. I'm gonna go
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: in here. So in case his wife asked, then he
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: could say, honey, for you out there on the phone
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: talking to my prayer group. All right, we'll have some
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: entertainment news. Were you right after this? You're listening to
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: show well? In sad news Shocking sad news, singer Tracy
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Braxton has passed away at the age of fifty uh
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: esophagiical esop cancer, as reported by her husband. That's what
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: she died from, cancer of the esophagus. Her husband, Kevin
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Gay bat news. Tracy passed away on Saturday, reportedly surrounded
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: by her sisters, her mom, and her friends. Tony Braxton,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: her oldest sister, posted the news on Instagram Saturday. Tony
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: wrote that Tracy was a bright light and a wonderful
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: daughter and amazing sister, a loving mother, wife, grandmother, and
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: a respected performer. We will miss her dearly. Wow that
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: came as a shock to everyone, really did No one
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: knew but the family, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, that was
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: very real. Yeah, only fifty years old. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: we're so shocked to hear that. So sad. I text
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Shirley and Monica. We were talking about it and praying
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: for her family. Deepest sympathy and condolence. So sick. Yeah, Um,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: just and to the Brexton family, Tony and the Zevelin
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: and everyone Tamar, Yeah all right, yeah and moving on.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: In other news out of Chicago, um a Cook County
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: judge sentenced actor Jesse Smallett to five months in prison,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: followed by thirty months probation for staging and reporting a
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: fake hate crime to police. Jesse Smallett continued to claim
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: in a sense. Even after the judge handed down the sentence,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Smallett acted out and shouted, I am innocent, I am
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: not suicidal. He was waving as fifth in the air
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: wall all this was going on, grid it ride it
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: justice that fish wave where you get in there, ride
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: it to the end. Yeah, all that fish waving. Need
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: hold that up, y'all. Yeah, I don't get plenty of opportunity. Yeah,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: better than some people thought. It could have been way
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: longer than that. I mean, you know, look, man, he's
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: claiming his innocence and everything, but he didn't kill anyone. Yeah,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I understanding. Now, I wouldn't care if he isn't getting
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: no time. I don't care. People people get away with
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: far worse. Use killed two people, and I don't I
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: don't even think it's it's it's a. I don't even
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: think it's jail worthy myself, but you know, community service something.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Well you stop all this, do it though? We need Yeah,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: shut all that down. You're right, stay listen to what
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: the mayor, UH Mayor Lory Lightfoot, mayor of Chicago said.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: She She praised the sentencing and condemned Jesse for staging
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: the hate crime. Said she hopes his case is a
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: warning to others. She said the city feels vindicated in
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: the ruling that he is being held accountable and that
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: he will appropriately receive restitution for his actions. So you know,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: she was on the side of the judge. Mayor Lorry
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Lightfoot uh. Jusse will be held in protective custody while
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: serving his time behind bars, and his cell will be
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: monitored by cameras as well as an officer with a
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: body cam. Jesse will be able to have time outside
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: the cell to watch TV and use the phone without
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: other inmates accompanying. Or I could say, while he's out
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: of the seller, Jesse, pup, Jesse, just sitting out there
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: where the TV had. Yeah, yeah, you're talking about going
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: down that get in line, get your food, Yeah, in
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: line with everybody else. Yeah. Yeah, you think what Cook
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: count boy. Kelly was in there singing all damn day down.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Kelly was sitting halls to his sale. He's been there
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: that all. Kelly was in there singing all damn day.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about twelve played wrong the album. I mean
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: they're doing proper quick track fire, but he's that hit
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: it all. Keller ass was in Cook singing his ass off.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Jesse got no don't the way Jesse gonna do. Jesse
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: ain't got no telling. He can sing, and he can sing.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: He can't say he was a great sing He got
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: enough hits to hold him though. Yeah, well they didn't.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: They didn't see all that episode. I'm gonna tell you
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: right now, Jesse ain't got enough hits and hold them all.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Jesse can't go to the break room, man, he can't
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: go to the break Room't go the break room. But
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: they can't watch Empire, they can't rush. They watch Empire
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: and recognize him looking looking now and innocent. What about
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: that he he had the people in there saying that
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: shirt he not wasn't no rope around his men. He
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: knew them to Africa. Let me strange something. He maintains
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: his innocence. That's all I'm saying, you don't get damn
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: near choked. And when it's over, pick up your sandwich.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Subway walk in the house with the Sildwayted, I had
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: a news round my damn that sandwich was a little
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: bit of rope. Yeah, I lost my appetite. When are
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: we talking about tears? How to go? Get him here?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Go get him out of that and tell him Lucia's here.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I need my barn days. You get out here, be strong,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: all right? Coming up for twenty minutes after the hour, Nephew,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Temmy got some things that need to be said. We
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: can't wait to hear what it is right after you're
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Loud noises loud
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: sex noises big problem in New York City right now.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Over the past year or so, hundreds of people in
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: New York City have called their government officials to complain
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: about loud sex noises coming from their neighbors. An NYPD
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: spokesperson said that they will continue to monitor and address
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: all complaints. It's assumed that the loud and constant sex
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: is because people are at home a lot more and
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: they have run out of other stuff to do, so
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: they start having sex, and very loud sex. So here's
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: a question for the fellas. Have you ever heard your
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: neighbors having sex? Better one? Sure? All right, all right,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: you want to tell would have they ever heard me? Okay, well,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I'm getting to that. I'm getting to that. I'm getting
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: to that. Have you ever heard your neighbors having sex?
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Have your neighbors ever heard you? That's the next one?
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: And has anyone ever called cops on you? Because it
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: was so loud? Really, I'm trying to get some sleep
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: over here. I've had all that him. I'm older, so
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: they've heard you, you've heard them, and they called it
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: police everybody. I'm the louds. I'm v louds. I had
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: an old lady stay across the hall, knocked on the
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: door and said what are you doing? And what did
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: you say? But it sounded like, you know, this was
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: all pre pre Steve Hardy day. That was a little rock.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: That was a little rock. I bet you didn't to
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: take it easy here? Now, what about you, nephew. I've
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: been smothered befo because I was making too much lugs
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: almost over your just put it over my whole face.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Everything I've been smothered. She'll pull it up right before
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: I pull up, right before I died, and then put
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: it right back on. Were was it real or were
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: you faking it? You know it was really? When I'm
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I ain't. I don't fake holler. I can't do that.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I don't fakellar. You weren't faking new Well, what about
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: shoot Junior. Oh that's a loud voice there. I know
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: they didn't hear though all that they got that. Do
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: you have to call the police when you hit that?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: You have? He's beating hurt man. I'm sorry that was him? Yeah,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: oh they thought woman Me and Darrel, Me and her
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: both got to say. Voice weren't here, I know, you
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: said me and Daryl. No, no, no, no, I said Darrel,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: my neighbor. We both be competing. I hit Darrel over there.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I know we're still doing it. We're still doing the
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Cook County. We gotta move on out of thirty four
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hours this spring, watch out for huge
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: spiders that will be dropping out of the sky. Okay,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: we'll talk about this right after this. You're listening to show.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: As if we don't have enough to worry about with
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: the war, the pandemic and the gas prices. Now get this, guys.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: There are some parachuting spiders and they are the size
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: of your hand invading the East coast. Okay. The spiders
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: called the Jural spider. It's from Asia. It was first
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: spotted in Georgia about ten years ago, and it is
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: expected to make its way up the East coast this spring.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: According to scientists at the University of Georgia, the spiders
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: have parachute like silks, uh, and they have a habit
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: of landing on and attaching themselves to cars. The Jural
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: spider is quite large, and it's bright yellow, blue and red,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: which may scare people. Yeah, but it's experts. But experts
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: say they are actually really timid and if a person
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: were walking to its web, the spider would run away. Yeah,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody going for that. Gonna be a lot of
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: stomping and spraying over here if you want. Yeah. But
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: and and the other thing, guys is you don't have
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: to worry about the spider biting you or anything. They
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: don't care, experts said. The spiders fangs are too short
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: to pierce you. They're not Why Why because my ship
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: was undefeated. We stop sprayer black people as anyway. Yeah,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: and I have a cousin that has a master. I
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: don't give a damn what the fuck the study bug.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: She knows every bug there is. Yeah, that really spiders.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: They all died the same way. One shoe shoe because
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: if you do the spray, you do the spray. We
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: need a mask on with you. But are you gonna
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: so you're gonna carry spray in your car then? Because
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: they land up your car? Yeah, okay, alright, I sprayed
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: some gas on you like your butt on fire. I'm
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: gonna get your ball for me, off me and my car. No,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: not that high as I'm not. I'm not not. Hey,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: this gas so high right now? They got gas and
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: they selling gas in little weed secks. I got that
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: qualify though, zimp like a regular got that. I got
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: the eight ball for you though a gas eight dollars
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: a ga give me two dollars though, yeah, wow, yeah,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: to look out for the jural spider bright yellow, No
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: you said Jarl blue, No, j we already had him.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: And what did we do to him, junior? Joy like
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: or steam? Did we spram? What did that sound? Just
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: like my ears? Though? How you can got to stop.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: But I mean you got to use a lot because
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: these spiders are as big as your palm. They're that big.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Scared the hell out of me that. Wow. Yeah, No,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: we're not scared, but I mean it is it is
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: a lot. I mean, you know, you talked about the gas,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: the high gas prices, the war going on in Ukraine,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: the pandemic. It's a lot. Now we got to contend
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: with spiders. When is this ever gonna stop? This is
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: like a scene We're in a movie right there. Starting
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: to feel like the Bible there. Okay, all right, when
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: you show these, ain't put in spiders your show. He
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: knows better. Don't come up here. Don't bring all that
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: over here, all right? Coming up next, it is the
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: nephew in the prank phone call for today. Right after this,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Save Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour. About four minutes after the hour,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: it's my Strawberry letter for today. The subject is he
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: hates his wife, but I don't uh huh. You may
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: hate her, but I don't hate her. All right, we'll
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: get into that in just a little bit. Right now,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: it is time for the nephew and the prank phone
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: call which you got for us. Nep. We have a
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: catering mistake. A catering mistake. It happens sometimes periodically. Caters
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: might make the wrong mistake, might bring the wrong dish,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: might do this that. So we're gonna get his it
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: as possible, right here, cat dog give you wood. Catering
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: must sink. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Tammy. Please,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: this is Shane. Hey, Tammy, this is a dexter over
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: here catering. We catered you your aunt Bridget. Yeah, that's right,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. How are you doing, Dexter. It's
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: good to hear from you. Okay, good good. I'm going
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: through the paperwork here, and I know we have an
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: invoice for you all. I wanted to reach out to you.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: This is not a bad time, is it. No, this
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: is a good time. Okay. So, first of all, did
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: everybody enjoy everything that we put out for you? Guys? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we had a good old time. My auntie Bridget, she
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: was so happy. There was no better way to bring
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: in her sixtieth birthday party. We had a great time.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: The food was delicious. We are so grateful, so thank
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: you so much. You and your team did the bomb job. Okay,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: good deal, Good deal. I was here when they low
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: it up, the van and everything, and I wanted to
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: make sure. I wanted to follow back up. But listen,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at the paperwork and um, and we had
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: a little mishap, and I wanted to let you know
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: that we're not going to um, we're not gonna charge
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: you guys for the chicken. Uh, because they made a
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: mistake and they put the wrong pan on the van
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: and they I noticed that the chicken was actually still here,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: So we want to take off take that off, and
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I won't that won't be on the on the envoys.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: So I'm taking all the entire cross. The chicken will
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: be completely taken out. Okay, real quick, let's back up
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: a bit, because we had a lot of people at
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: the party. We definitely had chicken walk. Yeah, I know
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: you had you order some moother chicken. But like I said,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: the guy put the wrong pan on the on the van,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: you know, and actually the smother chicken was actually still here, uh,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: you know, here here at the shop. So you know,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: like I said, we made a mistake. I'm gonna take
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: it off and that I'm probably not your in like
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: a couple of hundred dollars off of a couple of
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: you as price hold on deck third. So so what
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: are you saying? So? What were we eating? If it
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: wasn't this mother chicken? What was it? Uh? Well? Miss?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Tell me? Like I said, you know, I got on
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: this kid for making this mistake. You know, I got
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: on the real bad about it from you know, putting
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: the wrong pan on there. But like I said, this
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: what you guys had? Was it? That was a chicken?
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: What was it though? That's what I'm asking you? What
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: was it that was actually what he put on there?
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: By mistake? Miss? Tell me that was that was rapid? What?
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: You can't be serious right now? Are you out of
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: your rabbits mine? Are you serious your call? No? Tell me?
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Did your team put the wrong trade on the trucks
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: and then served it to my family? And you're trying
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: to call me about two hundred dollars? Are you serious
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: more than that? You owe me more than that? You
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: don't know who the because allergic to that and you're
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: calling me about two hundred dollars? Are you out of
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: your mind? Well? I wanted to credit you all that.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying no, and there's gonna be
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: no credit. There ain't gonna be no credit. It ain't
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: no credit. Do you mean credit? Wherechard could have died,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Monty could have died, Lucie. Uh, we got kids in there.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: You don't know our dietary needs? Are you crazy? Well?
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: I mean though, it don't matter. If I liked it,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I can fall out to night. Stupid. Oh, I'm getting
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: it a attorney. I'm done with this. This is stupid.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: And who the want to eat bugs? Bunny? Does that
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: right to you? So? Are you stupid? I'm so annoyed
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: right now? Seriously, we ain't know woods people ween, no
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: country people with you? Okay? What what what y'all liked it? Though? Right? No?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: But you're gonna like my foot up yo, So that's
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: what you're gonna like. I'm gonna bea there later because
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: y'all stupid, don't stupid. My foot gonna be up yo,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: and y'all gonna be hopping around like a rabbit, the
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: rabbit that you served me. Okay, okay, let me ask
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: you this here, No abl ab miss Avis, your mama right,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: what do my mama got to do with this rabbit?
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: What's she gotta do with this. Okay. See, your mama
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: got me to call you. This is nephew. Comments from
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: the Steve Hobbin Morty Show. Damn mean your mama to
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: break you. I'm so sorry. Oh my god, this is crazy.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Oh good morning. This is crazy. You're crazy, y'all are
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: gonna get it? This is crazy? Oh man? All right, Samman,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: tell this baby. What is the baddest that, I mean,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lake. Steve Harley, you
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: are right right. Yes, I'm just so glad I didn't
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: have rabbit. I'm so glad. Ain't nothing wrong with a
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: little rabbit though. That wasn't gonna hurt you, chicken, chicken.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what you was gonna tell them they
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: habit rabbit? Is good that she said we no country backward,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: No damn rabbit. But like that, Oh man, we had
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: such a nice time. It's a good time. It was
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: such a good show. I'm gonna be down there and
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: put my foot dead off in your you're a rabbit,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: but she changed. We ever been down like that, aren't yo?
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Have somebody give you some food and didn't tell you
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: what it was. No, I'm pretty good at that I
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: know I know what stuff is because I didn't have
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: anything ain't so you know, you or raccoon meat when
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: you see it, Well, the raccoon impossum could be confusing
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: any kind of weight. I was like, well, I mean,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: but I've had to eat. I was in the country
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: when you know, if it came down the side of
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: that mountain, my daddy shout it. He was eating it,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: and he knew how to scrix it. It was actually good,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: but I mean, when I look back on it, it
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: wasn't good. But when it's all you got's the issues squirrel?
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Oh hell, they ain't playing the squirrel dog. We used
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: to gonna squirrel hunting. I have never had. We used
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: to gonna squirrel hunting squirrel. The rabbit hunt I hated.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I hated rabbit hunt. I hate it. I hated it.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: I couldn't stop it. Man, well, because you got to
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: squeeze the guts out of him to put them in
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: the pack, to carry them, and that was my job.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: And I didn't like squeezing the guts out the rabbit
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: because it made a little noise. A little boy, I
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: ain't like that. So they look back there, My pack
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: just be packed. Boy, why are you? Why are you
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: packed fully opened it up? You ain't squeezing the guts
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: out to eat rabbits? Oh whoa too damn man, let's
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: just go home with the walls. We got the rabbit.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: We got twenty of these fat ass rabbits and here
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: they fat. You ain't squeezing the guts. Shout, oh, squeeze
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: the gutshout for knock you and your huh And they
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: still make the noise. So what's the best wild game
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: you didn't make? I mean, I love dear venicel y'all.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I like elk, I like bison, camel, I like kudu.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: I like camel. Camel is good too, came oh yeah,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: oh oh oh dog. Camel in the Middle East is delicious. Yea,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: what part of the camel is? I don't know? Hey,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: don't you sitting over people house. You ain't gonna be
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: asking all them question. I want to know if I'm
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: eating a hump. I want to know what I'm eating.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: It's camel, dog eating the back of the hoof your ass?
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: I had everything, man, Why uh boma, come watch me
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: be stupid this Saturday night, that's right, March nineteenth, Saturday
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Night Beaumont, Texas at the Julie Rogers Theater. The nephew
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: was coming to town. Tickets on sight now stupid is
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: on the way. All right, nephew, thank you, that's for sure.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: You guaranteed that or your money back? All right. Subjects
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: of the Strawberry Letter coming up. He hates his wife,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: but I don't. We'll get into it right after this.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Harvey Morning Show time now for today's
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice and relationships, work, sex,
• 53:40
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• 53:44
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• 53:52
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• 53:55
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• 53:57
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• 54:01
  Speaker 1: We got it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: all right. Subject he hates his wife, but I don't.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a forty four year old married
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: man and my sister in law is living with us temporarily.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: She and my brother are separated because she caught my
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: brother in her bed with another woman that happened to
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: live next door. The woman happened to live next door.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: She took pictures of him in the act, and she
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: posted them to her Facebook page. He told her that
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: he hates her in the comments. She was willing to
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: work things out, but the word hate kept coming back
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: to her mind. She had a bad phone call with
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: him one day about a month ago, and when I
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: walked in, she was crying. Naturally, I comforted her, and
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: in her vulnerable state, she told me that it felt
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: good to be touched, so I continued to touch her
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: to make her feel better. It was innocent at first,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: but then she started touching me back, and she touched
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: me in a certain place for a very long time,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: so it was only right for me to return the favor.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: I had the most passionate kiss that day, and it
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: led to us having unheated affair in my house where
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I live with my wife and kids. It's not even
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: awkward because she and I have an understanding. My role
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: is to help her move past the hurt, and her
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: role is to help me release sexual tension I have
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: in my marriage. I don't feel bad about it, and
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: neither does she. In fact, I encourage her daily to
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: work things out with my brother, and I talked to
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: him about coming to get his wife out of my house.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I don't really want her to go because it's convenient,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: but I'm convinced this affair will still go on even
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: after she's moved back home. I'm concerned that she's catching feelings.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Though I had an affair before and had to end
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: it because the the woman fell from me. Can us
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: that she is in this for the same reasons as
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: i am? What if this is some kind of revenge.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: I don't care how much you try to justify this.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: This is just wrong. It's wrong, and you're asking the
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: wrong questions. You wrote this letter like you did something good,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: like you're really trying to help her, like you should
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: be commended because you were there for her to help
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: her get over her pain. No, you're married and this
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: is your brother's wife. You should be asking why are
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: you cheating on your wife and why are you betraying
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: your brother? Or why are you such a disgusting human
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: being who's carrying on an affair in your own home,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: right under your wife and kids their noses? Why are
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: you doing this and behind your brother's back? All right,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: here's a question you should be thinking about. If your
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: brother and your wife find out, will they post your
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: affair on Facebook like your sister in law did. The
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: sick part about this is you feel not guilty or ashamed.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: You don't feel any of that. The answer to those
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: questions is you don't feel any of that because you're selfish.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: You don't care. You don't care. You took advantage of
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: your sister in law when she was vulnerable. You said
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: that in the letter, and none of us have sympathy
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: for you at all. If your brother finds out, he's
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: gonna beat your behind. He really is. Your brother is
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: going to be more upset than your wife because it's
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: his wife. Your wife is gonna be mad, but your
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: brother can hurt you. This is crazy. Break this off.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: I know you're not going to, but I should tell
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: you that break it off. It's gone too far. Don't
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: wait for your sister in law to break it off,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: because she probably won't, but you need to. Steve hey man,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: let me ask you a question, what the hell did
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: you write us far? Because I don't even get the purpose.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: He hates his wife, but I don't see. Let me
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: tell you y'all something about this letter. This is not
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: a man writing a letter seeking guidance. This, to me,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: is a man writing a letter seeking admiration for him.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: He wanted everybody to see how he operate who he
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: is because you, first of all, donc you said nothing
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: that was redeeming at all, And like Shirley said, you
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: have no remorse in this letter, no damn where you
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: ain't wrong on no stretch, no account. You know what's
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: wrong with you? Man. You say you're a low dude. Man,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie to you. Forty four years old. Man,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: you're a low dude. You're married man, sister in law
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: living with y'all temporarily. She and your brother, your brother,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: your brother. I mean right, hey, man, listen to me.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: If you can do this to your brother, you are
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: completely incapable of being a loyal friend. Listen to me. Man,
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: people like this, they can't be loyal friends. If you
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: will do your brother, your brother, I know, good damn
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: well you will do me. He has no colde. He
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: he doesn't honor no man colde nowhere. Now she caught
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: your brother in bed with another woman. The apple don't
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: far far from the tree. You and your brother Jesse alike.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Now she caught your brother in bed with another woman.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: They're doing it so good, they so into it. She'da
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: took pictures of him in the act if I is
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: no way you can photograph me, and I don't know it.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: He told her he hates her in his comments, you
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: know why he hate her. That's a lot of nerd. Man,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: see you and your brother similar people. He hate hub
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Why for catching him in they bed in the act
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: with another woman. Hold that thought, Steve, Hold that thought.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: We'll come back with part two of Steve's response to
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter. The subject is he hates his wife,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: but I don't. We'll be back at twenty three minutes
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: after the hour, right after this. You're listening, all right,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: is he hates his wife, but I don't. Well, like
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: I said, this man is not seeking any guidance from us.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: He just wants some admiration. He wants to brag about
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: his work. He's a forty four year old brother whose
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: brother is having mental problems, and his wife, who is
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: his sister in law, is staying with him. Now they
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: separated because she caught her his brother in bed with
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: another woman, and that happened to live next door. That's
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: key information. She lived next door. She took pictures of
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: him in the act and posted him on Facebook. He
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: told her in the comments that he hate her. What
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: he hate her? Fault? You got caught she took the pictures.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: You was with the woman next though in y'all's house.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: What but the wife? The sister in law was willing
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: to work it out, but the word hate kept coming back.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: So then she had a bad phone call with him
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: one day bout a month ago, and then this dude
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: that wrote the letter walked in. The forty four year old.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: She was crying, naturally, I confided her in her vulnerable states.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: She told me that it felt good to be touched.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: So I be in the snake in the grass that
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: I am. Yeah. I continued to touch her to make
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: her feel better. It was innocent at first, No, it wasn't.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: But then and she started touching me back, and she
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: touched me in a certain place for a very long time.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: So it was only right. It was the only right
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: for me to return to favor me being the snake
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: in the grass. That I am me being the brother
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: of a brother that got caught with the next dot
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: neighbor in bed with the next do neighbor. I got
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: to I got to return to faith. I had the
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: most passionate kids that day, and it led to us
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: having a feted affair in my house. Y'all like to
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: do a lot of stuff in y'all house, you and
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: your damn brother, and y'all ain't never thought about room nowhere.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Y'all do a lot of stuff. You're about the next
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: dole neighbor, your brother about the next neighbor over to
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: the house. Now you got his wife in your house,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: and we had a heat of a fan where I
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: lived with my wife and kids. Hold up, brother, you
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: got no rich respect for your brother. You have no
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: respect for your wife, and you have no respect for
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: your children. Then right after that complete act of disrespect,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: guess what he said. It's not even awkward. Dog, how
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: that ain't awkward because she and I have an understanding.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Oh as long as y'all cool with it, it don't
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: matter who else ain't. My role is to help her
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: move past to hurt, and her role is to help
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: me release sexual tension I have in my marriage. Wow, Wow, dog,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: that's how you wrote that off. I don't feel bad
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: about it. Here we go again. It's not awkward, y'all
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: having understanding and that he don't feel bad about it.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: How can you not feel bad about betraying your brother? Right? Okay, doc,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: I got you having the affair, I got that, But
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: the betrayal of your brother with your brother's wife in
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: your house. Ultimate love? Dog? You just low man? You
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: all the man code. You have no honor, dog, I
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: don't even know why you wrote us man. I don't
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: feel bad about it, and neither does she. That's why
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: she at your house. In fact, I encourage her to
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: daily work things out with my brother, and I talked
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: to him about coming to get his wife out of
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: my house. What. I don't really want her to go.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: There we go. Let's get right on back to you
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: because it's convenient. But I'm convinced that this fair will
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: still going on even after she's moved back home. Wow,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: I'm concerned that she's catching feelings though I had no
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: fab before. Yeah you you ain't. This ain't your first rodeo.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: I knew that I had at the fan before, and
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: it ended because the woman failed for me? Can I
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: trust that she is in this for the same reasons
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: as I am? Oh, you mean for the same self sender, egotistical,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: self serving, narcissistic route that you're taking. Yeah, yeah, she's
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: in for the same way and she stays there free. Yeah.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: So this is banging for rent. It's what this is called. Wow,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: banging for rent, banging for groceries? Now, can I trust
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: that she's in this for the same reason as I am?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: What if this is some kind of revenge? Well? Brother,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: what what what difference do it make if it's some
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: kind of revenge? What's your reason for doing it? He's
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: just not asking the right questions now, he No, Charlie,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: ain't no question. He don't feel awkward. You don't see
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with it. There is no remorse. There is
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: no love for his brother. There's no honor in the
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: main code. There's total disrespect of his home. Man this dude,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: miss me man, dog dog, this is going to go
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: all bad for you. It is all bad for you.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: Please email us back after everybody find out, all right,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Steve coming up? Hit hit us up on
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• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: On Today's Strawberry Letter. You can also check out the
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. Coming up next, it is
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Junior with Sports Talk. Right after this. You're listening Steve
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Junior, it is time for
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: Sports Talk. What you got for us? Oh my gosh, Tommy,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: We're back, Tommy Houston. Texas quarterback des Sean Watson will
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: not face criminal charges come on actual misconduct cases. On Friday,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: a grand jury in Texas decided not to indict Watson
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: for allegedly groping and sexually harassing nine massage therapists doing
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: private massage sessions. He does still face, though, twenty two
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: civil lawsuits from women in multiple states for sexual misconduct.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Watson was very emotional afterwards, and he expressed his extreme
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: gratitude to his legal team and his Lord and Savior
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Watson stated, I'm gonna keep fighting to reveal
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: my name and reveal my appearance in the community. He
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: also added that he's eager to return to the field
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: once his name is cleared. Okay man, First of all,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: congratulations to Deshaun Watson. What this does is this clears
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: him of all criminal charges. Nine of the twenty two
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: women volunteered to testify to the grand jury. What happened
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: was none of the stuff they testified to could be
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: collaborated for anything criminal happening. Nothing, that's our judicial system.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: The brother is clear. Obviously somebody went down there claiming
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: something that did not happen. That's clear right now. The
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: twenty two women who are filing civil sauts civil assaults,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: nine of those women testified in front of the grand
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: jury and nothing, nothing was said that this man was criminal,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Which now leads me to believe that a lot of
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: this civil case now is just about the money, because
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: that's all it is now. And I'm on charges, so
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: now we're trying to get a check. So I think
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: the brothers gonna be fine. Now, let me say this
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: to y'all in Houston. He's looking forward to getting back
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: on the field. It ain't gonna be in texts we
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: got back. Yeah, Yeah, I think he's headed to the
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Carolina Panthers. Yeah, he got gonna be that Timmy. He
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: not man. He doesn't want to stay in He he
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: don't want to stay in here. He don't want to
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: I understand it, though. I'm just rooting for I'm just
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: rooting for to Sean. I am too. Of course you
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: want to win, and I think, man, I think this
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: is just my opinion. A lot is coming out now
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: that this was a big move for money, because nine,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: only nine of the twenty two would we even come
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: to grand judy that had something that they thought and
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: none of this was criminal, which means a lot of
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: consensual stuff going on. So now he didn't win, got
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: this oidle to win, got these twenty two other people
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: to build up a class action suit so he can
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: get some more. It's starting out to look real nice
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: about this judicial system. No, no, man, So it is true.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, junior, thank you. Coming up at
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, think about this question. Is
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: it okay to send your ex's best friend some flowers?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about right after this. You're listening to the
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Morning Show on Friday. Chloe Kardashian's ex and the father
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: of her daughter. True, we all know who Tristan Thompson is. Well.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Tristan sent her best friend Malika a bouquet white flowers
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: for her birthday. Malika posted the picture of the bouquet
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: on Instagram and tag Tristan, thanking him for the flowers. Well,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: then social media trolls slam Tristan with half of the
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: comments saying that Tristan is trying to get back with
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: Chloe by baiting her best friend with flowers, while others
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: say Tristan is a player and he's trying to get
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: with Malika. Now it's rumored that Tristan and Malika were
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: friends way before he started dating Chloe. All right, that aside,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: here's the question. Is it okay to send your ex's
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: best friend flowers? Was Tristan right or wrong in this situation?
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: And what do you think in general? Tristan is wrong here? Wrong?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: You sending her flowers for dog? She'd posted it. Now
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: your ass at the top of the food chain on
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: the social media again, you're stupid his decision making right here? Man,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: don't kind of friends and y'all and then you and
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: then she posted it and tagged you flower to flowers
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: every day for what you've done. I tell you diet
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: to say to any of my exes, all the friends.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Is it safe to say? Don't have nothing to say
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: to any of my exes all they damn friends, everybody
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: associated with them. Ain't ain't on. Steve sent me nothing
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: ain't know where I was. If I was driving down
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: the highway and I saw one of my ex girlfriends
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: on the side of the road with a flat tide,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: what you stopping? Help right? There's a pause here, Come on,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: I pull over, but on the other side of the road,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: and what yea? You need some help? This is what
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I'll do if I see my ex or one of
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: her friends on the side of road with a flat
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: top I passed by, drive off the exit ram, swing
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: through Chick fil A and get a sandwich and then
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: come back the highway on the other side and park
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: directly across the medium and eat my sandwich. And I thought,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: you're gonna give them the sandwich now? Now it might
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: be a while I'm watch. What you need is uh?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Why are you sound like the alternator? Exactly? Exactly, j
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: that's the fifty fifth person that didn't drove by that
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: you keep a count. Don't nobody like you, Steve, I understand,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: But if there were someone else other than your ex,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: or someone relied many times, you would. One of my
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: proudest moments, man, was I was when I lived in
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: la I was driving down Suppoverta between um Wilsha and
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: the Skurball Museum. And this young black girl was on
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: the side of the road one of her girlfriends, and
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: you know, just reminded me of my daughter. I stopped
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: and pulled over. She didn't know what to do, uh,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: so I called a toe truck. For toe truck came.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: She had chew to tire really bad, and I paid
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: the tow truck driver for new ties for the girl
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: and had then had She called her father and her
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: father thanked me on the side of the rod Man
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, Thanks man, I'm out of town. I can't
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: get there, I said, I got a man, don't where
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: about it. So I had to take to the tech
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: time shop and got a time but she wasn't my
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: ex though, yeah, you'd left your vet. Helped out of
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: drove and said it is just sparing the Trump. We
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: gotta go. Thank god. Coming up at twenty minutes after,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: as we entered the second year of the pandemic, the
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: TSA has extended the mass mandate. We'll talk about it
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening. The Transportation Security Administration has
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: extended the federal public transportation mass mandate or at least
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: another thirty days from March eighteenth through April eighteenth. According
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: to CNN, the decision was based on guidance from the
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and this mandate
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: applies to mass being worn on mass transportation, including planes, trains, buses,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: and hugs like airports and train stations. So the question is,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: will you wear masks on airplanes indefinitely? I think I will. Yeah. Probably,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: that's a long time with a yeah, long coast coast.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: You just want to let your face out by the
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: time you get when you go to du Yeah today, Yes,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: I had no problems with that, none. Only time you
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: could take it us off, as if when you ate
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: or drink a sip of water or something, and you
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: had to put it right back on, because that's an
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: enclosed environment up there with the mask on the whole time.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: I can't do oki, ok, I can't. I can't do
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: my hot ass brother. I don't know how y'all. I
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: don't know if y'all got a whole punch in your
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: mask or whatever, but I need some good lay. There's
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: no way I could deal with this much blowback for
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: seventeen damn blowback all right? When I sleep because I
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: sleep with my mouth open. You who that's sexy? Tell
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: us more coming up with thirty three minutes after the hour,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: we'll play around it. Would you rather right after this
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show, and it's time
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: now for would you rather? Would you rather find one
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars in a public toilet or would you rather
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: have a one hundred dollars bill in your pocket? One
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: hundred in my pocket. I'm not reaching in its toilet
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: getting this Damn, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not reaching
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: in this toilet getting this money. No, I will tell
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: somebody who needs it off dry. Yeah, yeah, you definitely
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: got to do that. Disaffect the money. Uh, sanitize it
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: all right now? Is it my toilet though, it's a
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: public toilet? Public? I'm sorry, okay, oh, here's my toilet
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: all Just relet straighten it out. Just straighten it out.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: One thousand, blow dry? You're doing it? The money a comic,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: let's wash it, give me a comic. Yeah, all right?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have sex in a public swimming pool
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: or sex in the sand? Hey, in the public swimming pool,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: that's gonna yeah. What's wrong with the saying? Y'all? Have
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: been in that same y'all know you need to stop
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: playing what's wrong with you saying? You know I don't
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: like outside? You know I don't mean side you've been
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: in that saying before. I don't like outside. I'm just
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: everybody what I'm I'm having six myself. You know, you
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: knew you have a different You're gonna have a different
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: feel about that saying. But tell me the germaphobe. You're
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: gonna do it in the public swimming? Yeah, really that's
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: saying is that's some friction you ever seen? Same people?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: It's right there. It's the same thing gonna cut you up,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna be shreddy because you're too stupid to stop.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: All right? Would would you rather? Would you rather say
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: the wrong name in bed B B or have no
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: sex for three months? I'll tell you right now, Because
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: you say the wrong name, you fitn't had just no
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: sick for more months? You may lost that one for life. No, bright,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't know. I don't know. I don't know a
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: long time ago. But I'll tell you one thing though,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: you know good in here where I swore down I
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: did of another lie feet All right, that's would you
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  Speaker 1: rather for today coming up, it is our last break
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: of the day at forty nine minutes after the hour.
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  Speaker 1: We'll also have some closing remarks from the one and
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: only Si Harvey, our fearless leader, right after this. You're
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: listening show all right? Here we are our last break
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: of the day. Hey, Steve, I wanted to clear something up.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: Our last break we did would you rather? And the
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: question was or the would you rather was? Would you
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: rather say the wrong name in bed or have no
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: sex for three months? Yeah? I said I'd rather hand
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: no sex for three months? We all did? Yeah, right,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: everybody did. And you said you've said the wrong name before?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yea, well back in the day y'all said the
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: wrong name before and immediately denied it. It's no way
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: I'll give a damn with you if you stopped me
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: right as I say it. That's not what I said.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: Did you Did you just cut My name is Shirley?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Did you just call me Shamika Shirley? I said, girly,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: you better do this thing. I see it. Any name,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: try any name, Julie, Julie, I said, dude, me do me.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: I gotta saying no, no, damn Julie. I said do me, Tracy, Tracy, ain't.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Nobody said no, Tracy, I say, let's try it in
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Let's try it is you're saying no, no, damn Tracy.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: What is you listening? Tamara? Tamera? Tamera. I said, I'll
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: be damner. I said, I'm I'm gonna I'll be I'll
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: be damn if I'm amost Scot, I say nobody, no
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: damn Tampa, Carla, Carla, Carla. Uh huh, I say harder,
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: I say harder. All right, all right, girl, you need
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: to listen. Monica, Monica, are you card to get out
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: of there? Monica, Donica, that ain't you go? I said,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: you want to go to Mona Carlo. That's what I
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: asked you there. You're not gonna be there, but uh,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: that's what you should have said Dave Jamilla, Jamilla Jamiller. Yeah,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: nobody saying about no damn Jamiller. I said, this is
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: a thriller any Manila. I feel like Holly Fraser fight
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: young Man. A thriller in Manila, I want, said Jamiller. Okay, Uh,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: Brenda old school Brenda. I said bring it, Yeah, you
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: better bring it. I said, nomboy, no damn Brenda, ain't
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: no more Brenda, let's go real. Old school brue, old
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: school chair, rude brue. Everybody said no Route, I said, Ruth.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: I was, you know, I'm a cute route. Betty, Betty Betty.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: Iverybody said Noboddy. I said, you better better, dude, like
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: you're doing to get better. It's getting better and better.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: Everyone to me the old school favorite name Gwen Gwen,
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: I said, I said, Quinny Gwinn. Quit it. Penny Penny,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: that's old school all the other you got his life
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: in it. Man, my brother had a girlfriend named Penny.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: I thought this was the baddest chick in the world. Man.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: Penny was short, man, hazel eyes, light brown way. I
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: thought she was like I was yo, you know, we
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: was polding. I thought she was like from Hawaiian saying
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: Hawaiian wire. My brother got a girl from Hawire eyes.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: She is right from Cleveland Snake about two blocks over.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: So come on with the come on with got what
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: I do? How you get out of pinion? Anybody saying
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: that about no Penny, I said, I'm gonna give you plenty.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah something, give you plenty. Everybody said, let's see Maryland, Maryland, Marylyn.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: I said, roll roll, roll your boat I said, mary
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: Lee down the street, they hell you, Joe, I was
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: rolling whatnot? I was saying the song under my prep.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: You ain't hear me? Girl? All right, here's here's the
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: old school Joyce Joyan, Marylyn jo Dream Joy I said,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: I said Joe. I said, I'm in Johnny. I'm John
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: I said my dad, Joy, I'm in john stripping. I said,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: let's do it in my road. Ross. That's what I said, Joan. Giselle.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: I went to high school with a girl named Giselle. Giselle,
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: I just by saying no, Giselle, I said, this good
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: is hell. Just put his hell right here. Right. So, fellas, ladies,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: if you're listening, Steve is giving you away. If you
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: make a mistake, you know, during intimacy and call your
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: partner by the wrong name, this is how you recover.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: So take note. Steve got Linda Linda, Linda, Well, I
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: really say Linda. I said, hold on, I'm I know,
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: hold on. That's how the last one I say. Damn,
• 1:26:40
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