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Black Friday The Biggest Shopping Day of the Year - 11.24.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: all sung looking back the black dog giving them mong
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  Speaker 1: just like theming buck bus things. And it's tough y'all
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  Speaker 1: to be true. Good to the hearty Yeah, listening to
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  Speaker 1: me to each other for still to hand quickly, Why
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  Speaker 1: don't you join yeah by joint being me. Honey, sat said,
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  Speaker 1: do you turn you You gotta turn to turn the
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  Speaker 1: turnby got to turn out to turn the water the
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  Speaker 1: water go, comey, come on your back. Uh huh, I
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  Speaker 1: shall well a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now wanted only Steve Harley got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. I gotta tweet the other day from
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  Speaker 1: a young dude named Cortetsu. I can't remember his Twitter handle,
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  Speaker 1: but Cortet is something. And he tweeted me and he said, uh,
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  Speaker 1: when Steve Harvey used to get to preach and I
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  Speaker 1: used to just turn the radio off. And then he
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  Speaker 1: said something to the fact that, but now is different.
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  Speaker 1: He said, old dude be bringing it, he'd be bringing
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  Speaker 1: the truth. I appreciate that. That's what he said. Well, Cortets,
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  Speaker 1: if you out there listeners, morning, I appreciate you too, man,
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  Speaker 1: because see I understand what it is I used to
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  Speaker 1: you know, man, when I was younger, Man, when I
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  Speaker 1: when I wanted to do what I wanted to do. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I just man, I didn't want to hear nothing else.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to hear nothing that contradicted what I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to do. You know. So it's a funny thing
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  Speaker 1: man about me. Man, I was I would hear the truth,
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  Speaker 1: I would know it to be the truth. But because
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  Speaker 1: I had another plan, another mission, another goal, another set
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  Speaker 1: of dudes I wanted to get done, I didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to hear that. You know. It's a funny thing, man.
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  Speaker 1: It's like like when I was a little boy and
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  Speaker 1: I used to get scared sometime at night, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the booker Man. So I thought that if I just
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  Speaker 1: pulled the blanket up over my head, that that meant
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  Speaker 1: that if I can't see the booger man, he can't
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  Speaker 1: see me. That's the theory. That's an ostrich, you know,
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  Speaker 1: sticking his head in the sand, thinking Wow, if I
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  Speaker 1: don't see this dude, he can't see me. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of Ostriches didn't die with their head stuck in the sand.
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  Speaker 1: I just didn't want to be one of the people
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  Speaker 1: that left this world with my head in the sand.
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  Speaker 1: And so you know, he kind of fostered that thought
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  Speaker 1: in my mind this more. And so I want to
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  Speaker 1: send the shout out to my man on Twitter Cortel
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  Speaker 1: is whatever. I think. I'm gonna look his real name
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  Speaker 1: of Holdos while I'm piddling through this trying to find it,
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  Speaker 1: so I can get this real Twitter handling and give
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  Speaker 1: him some love. But I just wanted to say, man
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  Speaker 1: this morning, that quit talking about change. Y'all listening, because
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  Speaker 1: because because this is real right here, quit talking about
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  Speaker 1: change and let's make a change. You know, man, I
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  Speaker 1: don't I don't mind giving people advice. I really, I
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  Speaker 1: really really don't, because so many people along the way
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  Speaker 1: have handed it to me freely. Man. Some people just
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  Speaker 1: saw me doing wrong and say, young man, come and
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  Speaker 1: let me talk to you for a minute. Some people say, hey, bro,
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  Speaker 1: look man, I know what you're trying to do. Man,
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  Speaker 1: when have you thought about it this way? So I've
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  Speaker 1: had a lot of favor in my life. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of grace been shown on me, a lot of mercy,
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people and came to me helped me
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  Speaker 1: a long way. So I don't have no problem with
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  Speaker 1: this part of what what I'm what I'm obligated to
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  Speaker 1: do in the mornings. But let's quit talking about change, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: and let's make a change. She changes growth and ain't
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  Speaker 1: no growth without change. You've got people, Man, you ever
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  Speaker 1: met a person that's just insistent on doing it they way?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, no body in the building think they should
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  Speaker 1: go that way, but they're so bone headed. Oh this
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  Speaker 1: is how I'm gonna do it. But bro, listen to me, man,
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  Speaker 1: that ain't highs done. You're gonna run into this distance
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  Speaker 1: I show you. Wait a minute, man, you can't do
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  Speaker 1: it that way. Man, listen to me. Change is growth
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  Speaker 1: and ain't no growth without change. It cannot happen. If
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  Speaker 1: you are sick and tired of where you are, then
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  Speaker 1: you have to change. Change can only come from within.
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  Speaker 1: Can nobody make you change? Now? We got a penal
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  Speaker 1: so them in place that can make you sit down.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't want to change, we'll sit you down
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  Speaker 1: and we'll restrict your movement and your communication to the
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  Speaker 1: point where if you want to continue this foolishness, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna put you in this building with a whole lot
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  Speaker 1: of people. That's foolishness, and y'all just trick each other
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  Speaker 1: all day long. But if you are sick and tired
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  Speaker 1: of your situation, you've got to change, man. And listen
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  Speaker 1: to me, y'all, how do you bring about change? Steve?
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  Speaker 1: How do you change? Man? When you've ben't thought of everything? Well,
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  Speaker 1: hold up, man, pray for it. Pray for change. Ask
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  Speaker 1: God to help you change. Ask God what he wants
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  Speaker 1: for you instead of always telling God what you want.
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  Speaker 1: It's an interesting prayer to have with God. When you
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  Speaker 1: quit going to God with your list and check in
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  Speaker 1: with God and see what his list is. That's a
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  Speaker 1: very interesting prayer. If you're a praying person, I suggest
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  Speaker 1: you try that sometimes. It's so interesting. Man, do you
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  Speaker 1: know what he did for me? When I started asking
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  Speaker 1: God what he wanted for me? Instead of telling God
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  Speaker 1: all the time. I still tell him what I want,
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  Speaker 1: but instead of all the time going to Him with
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  Speaker 1: what I want. You know what it did for me?
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  Speaker 1: It freed me up. It took a lot of pressure off.
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  Speaker 1: I no longer had to think of everything, and what
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking of a lot of times wasn't work
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  Speaker 1: in no way. And when I opened myself up to
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  Speaker 1: what he wanted to what his wheel was. Man, do
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  Speaker 1: you know how much simpler my life? God? And do
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  Speaker 1: you know how much bigger it God? I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: tell you, man, if you pray for change and you
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  Speaker 1: allow God to help you with the change, or if
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  Speaker 1: you let God just produce the change, the changing you
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  Speaker 1: was would be amazing. If you've been listening to me,
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  Speaker 1: especially out in l A, since I was on the
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  Speaker 1: radio since two thousand, can't you here to change? I'm
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  Speaker 1: flat out telling you that a change has come. But
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  Speaker 1: I had to pray for the change because I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: make the change on my own. And then after you
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  Speaker 1: pray for the change, you gotta work towards your trade change.
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  Speaker 1: You know it as a faith without works is dead.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody wants something from God. Always want to talk to
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  Speaker 1: God about something. But then man, ain't ain't, don't, don't
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  Speaker 1: want to do nothing about it. Faith without works is dead.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do it that way, man, It just does
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  Speaker 1: not happen. So so after you didn't pray to God
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  Speaker 1: about it, what you gotta do then is you gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn around and go, hey, man, all right, now, what
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  Speaker 1: is it? I got to do. You know, you got
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  Speaker 1: to do something to bring it about. So after you
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  Speaker 1: pray for it, work for it, and do something today
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  Speaker 1: about it. Stop procrastinating. Don't procrastinate, folks. The change can
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  Speaker 1: start today. Man, I want to change? How about today?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Then you see them saying people, Man, I
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  Speaker 1: want to change. That's next week. How about today? I
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  Speaker 1: see people years later, Man, I'm still in this saying
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  Speaker 1: them own situation. Man, I'm gonna do so how about today?
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing stopping you from changing today, nothing except you.
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  Speaker 1: You can begin the process of change immediately. And change
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  Speaker 1: is growth, y'all. And ain't no growth without changing. It's
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  Speaker 1: a simple thing. And I'm talking to you in broad
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  Speaker 1: strokes because everybody got something about them they need to change.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I'm not specifically talking about anything. I got
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  Speaker 1: some things and me didn't need to change so I
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  Speaker 1: can grow further. Everybody has something about them that they
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  Speaker 1: need to change in order to grow further and then
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  Speaker 1: go further. Now we're stopping you is you won't start
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  Speaker 1: the change today. Don't hesitate. Make that change. And then
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  Speaker 1: I want you to watch something. When you change, Watch
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  Speaker 1: the difference in you. Notice the difference in you. Feel
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  Speaker 1: the difference in you, and guess what you're gonna be different.
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  Speaker 1: If you're watching for the change. If you feeling to change,
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  Speaker 1: then guess what you're gonna be different. Man, Watch for
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  Speaker 1: the difference, feel the difference, you will be different. If
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  Speaker 1: you're sitting tired of your situation, folks, you can change that.
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  Speaker 1: But the change is in you. It's a simple decision
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  Speaker 1: you have to make. I'm gonna change. The change is
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  Speaker 1: up to you. You can decide to day if you
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  Speaker 1: want to change, you want to be different. If you're
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  Speaker 1: sitting behind the wall, I love speaking to the brothers
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  Speaker 1: and sisters behind the wall. If you're behind the wall, man,
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  Speaker 1: and you're sitting tired of being behind the wall, man,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you change? You have thought about that change? Man.
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  Speaker 1: If I get back out there, I'm gonna just do
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  Speaker 1: the same thing. Stop saying that. Stop breathing that negativity
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  Speaker 1: into your life. Decide today that you want to change.
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  Speaker 1: You can do it. Everybody can change. If you don't
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  Speaker 1: know how to change, prey for it, man, ask God
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  Speaker 1: to help you with the change. Or you get some movement,
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  Speaker 1: then partner, you get a whole lot of movement. Then
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  Speaker 1: all right, Steve Harvan Martin Show. Happy holidays, folks. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to Steve show. Ladies and gentlemen, brons and girls,
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  Speaker 1: people from all around the world. Man, have your attention please.
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  Speaker 1: You know why I need it, because you're listening right
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  Speaker 1: now to the baddest morning showing the land and ocean.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing been underwater? Out of state championship pain, Good morning,
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  Speaker 1: good lasting, Happy Friday? Call it yes, good morning, Happy Friday. Julior,
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  Speaker 1: He excited Jathan and Brown. Well, we gotta be hereay
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  Speaker 1: we ain't we be up? Some want to ride? What
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  Speaker 1: are you doing? Got at every fride? What Jane? What
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  Speaker 1: are you doing? Let me have it all? What you
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  Speaker 1: do every ride? I'm working? What you do? I'm crying
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  Speaker 1: that one? I'm why are you crying? Good? That shitn't
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  Speaker 1: be here all? Where did you get this crying from?
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  Speaker 1: I seen somebody doing on the video back off the
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  Speaker 1: mic a little bit. Check you saw somebody on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: I thought nobody on the ground doing And you want
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  Speaker 1: to ride out? And I thought, I tried, what the
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  Speaker 1: show is ignorant? We just got here snorting stuff? Help
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  Speaker 1: him ste my ride and will And that's the don't
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  Speaker 1: shut up, you don't shut up, Let him go out,
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  Speaker 1: let us go. He comes from a place that he
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  Speaker 1: didn't get to do that. Let just don't care. J
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown, pull it up if you don't stop. But really,
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  Speaker 1: what at what? At? First of all, good morning? But
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  Speaker 1: what what dollar? Mon? Can you call Jata? Then was
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  Speaker 1: there a certain dollar that you can actually reach out to? You?
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  Speaker 1: You can't ask rich people for no money. That's the
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  Speaker 1: first rule of all my rich fins, I'd tell you,
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  Speaker 1: don't ask them for money at all. That's not true.
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  Speaker 1: No Instagram, you can't do It's not true. Steve, can
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  Speaker 1: we have some money? You cannot do it on Instagram
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  Speaker 1: or on We don't ask you never. You can't do
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  Speaker 1: it on Instagram. You can't do it on You can't
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  Speaker 1: put us on Front Street. Plus the hard thing about
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  Speaker 1: asking people for money who have money is everybody doing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you do. You think you're the only one. Come
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  Speaker 1: on and we go down dog you two. Now hold on, man,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, we were boys. So you have to
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  Speaker 1: make that phone call in provac must remain and what
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  Speaker 1: they do, what they can't do is publicly say they
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  Speaker 1: gave you anything, because now it opens up the flood everyone. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: coming up next, something funny. Guys. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Steven Show. Alright, it's time for something funny. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: with Junior's Truth Be Told, and then I'm gonna give
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  Speaker 1: you guys a list of words. Steve, you're in on
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  Speaker 1: this as well. Uh, let's start with the letter b
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  Speaker 1: okay that you guys are constantly messing up always all right?
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  Speaker 1: You know, people think that if you don't speak with them,
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  Speaker 1: then there has to be a problem, you know. They
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  Speaker 1: think that they really do believe, Yeah, what's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: You know? So I get a text message from a
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  Speaker 1: family member that read, when family and friends go through
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  Speaker 1: life not speaking, there will come a day to regret it.
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  Speaker 1: It's called the funeral. Well, I want to respond to
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  Speaker 1: that family member, real civil truth be told. If I
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  Speaker 1: go first. What I'm trying to hope to do. If
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  Speaker 1: I go first and I don't have read it to
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  Speaker 1: regret it? Really, the fact that you sit it over
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  Speaker 1: there and you still haven't got to respond, what do
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  Speaker 1: that means? I'm not mad, I just don't speak to
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  Speaker 1: you like there's no I don't have time like this
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  Speaker 1: is this is people to understand if you text somebody
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  Speaker 1: and you look at your text law and all other
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  Speaker 1: text messages are from you, Dave responding you a message back.
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  Speaker 1: If the last message you out for me was Merry Christmas?
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  Speaker 1: What that we just don't talk. That's that's not my fault.
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  Speaker 1: If you keep telling people to tell me that you
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  Speaker 1: saying call you, guess what I ain't call. I just
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  Speaker 1: want you to understand that I'm not mad at you.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't have to talk to you. So you
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  Speaker 1: can be mad. You won't do Yeah, okay, it is
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  Speaker 1: called the funeral. But then knowing you and while I'm
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  Speaker 1: not talking to you, I won't even be mad when
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't. I can get up here with confidence a
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  Speaker 1: lot Like everybody here lies a great individual, someone who
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  Speaker 1: live beyond aman a life changes. I can get up
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  Speaker 1: that a lot with the best stuff. That's all I
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  Speaker 1: got to say. Before you figure out I'm not talking
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  Speaker 1: talking if you send a bunch of I'm not talking,
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  Speaker 1: I just ain't talking. Sometimes it's good to cut people. Ever.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I ever said everybody should not be in
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  Speaker 1: your life? That's right? Doing all right? These are words? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Did you guys constantly mess up it's just all right,
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  Speaker 1: I believe so, No, you're standing wrong, so that I believe.
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  Speaker 1: So it's keeping it I believe. So how is that
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  Speaker 1: so hard or bleed that that? I like that? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to go. That's still wrong. It's about to go,
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  Speaker 1: about to go. Yes, I've been long enough now I'm
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  Speaker 1: about to go. What you gonna do? About to go about?
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to go, guys, okay, all right, and and
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  Speaker 1: about this word about it's about the way about about
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  Speaker 1: it's about to go down, about to go outside your head?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah about? Yeah, all right? How about this one? Bring
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  Speaker 1: one back for me? As in can you bring one
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  Speaker 1: back for me? Wrong? What what did you say? Bring
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  Speaker 1: one back for me? As in? Can you bring one
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  Speaker 1: back for me? When you go to stone get an
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  Speaker 1: episode and bring back one too? Yeah? Yeah, that sounds
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  Speaker 1: all right. Can you back that up for me? Please?
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  Speaker 1: That is the proper way to say. It's back to you,
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  Speaker 1: to do it, back to up, backed up, backed up,
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  Speaker 1: right up. It sounds that's even mold like you don't
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  Speaker 1: let me go off director, Okay, teach you how to talk?
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  Speaker 1: How to talk? And I must do you use words? Now.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to say Okay, say it didn't happen.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't happen. Bload it and blew it. Miss that
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  Speaker 1: hold off you. Okay this you guys, get this mixed
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  Speaker 1: up all the time, messed up. Panties bloom exactly what
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  Speaker 1: you know is panties. Yeah, yeah, What would make you?
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  Speaker 1: I got what would make you? Leave a fight? Leave
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  Speaker 1: a club real early. So you're in the club, you're
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  Speaker 1: having a good time, and you got to get about it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. They're about to fight, about fighting, about to fight.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta get up in here because I feel like
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  Speaker 1: they're about to fight or fens to fight, fister fight.
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  Speaker 1: It could be fister fixing. Okay, okay, say this, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: You will not make sense. But everybody understands. Everybody been
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  Speaker 1: on the show for seventeen years with you in particular,
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  Speaker 1: and you want to say be words. I gotta asked
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  Speaker 1: me again, say the same thing. You You will not
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  Speaker 1: you will not break, and we're about to we will
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  Speaker 1: be right back. We are about to go to last one. Okay, gorgeous, gorgeous,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. M tell me
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  Speaker 1: what's your praying phone called the plumber? The plumber. What's
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  Speaker 1: the defiance in your word? We've been called the day
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  Speaker 1: plump the plumber. Nah. Hello, yeah, I'm trying to reach you, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Mr please, Mrs. How you doing you? You're the person
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  Speaker 1: that does the plumbing work, am I right? Yeah? Nah,
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  Speaker 1: my wife got some work done for you. You come
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  Speaker 1: by the house now, do you know? I know you
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  Speaker 1: probably got quite a bit of work. No. I do
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  Speaker 1: so many to throughout the day, So I have it
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  Speaker 1: on my receipt here. I can look at about three
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  Speaker 1: days ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can recall. Was a
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  Speaker 1: lady there, Yeah, it was tilet was backed up and
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  Speaker 1: was overflowing and yeah yeah, yeah, I can recall. And
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  Speaker 1: then something's wrong with the sinking there too, and that
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  Speaker 1: that had a leak in the back of it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I had a leak in the back and uh, and
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  Speaker 1: I've done that. I fixed that therefore you and uh.
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  Speaker 1: I took that toilet that I had around the bottom
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  Speaker 1: of your basic toilet base there. I had to take
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  Speaker 1: that up and retape it because that tape head came
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  Speaker 1: came loosing, was kind of older. And you know, I
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  Speaker 1: went through that and done all that and and saved
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: it up and sealed it up, and I re based
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: that seal back there on your in the tilet and
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: and your sink had a little leak back there in
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: the back. I fixed that, because you know, that was
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: really easy. Now, so well, now see that it's something
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: went wrong with the tilet. Not did you did you
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: put another pipe or something that you reroute a pipe
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: or anything? No, No, like I said, all I did.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I took the base of it off there, and I
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: taked it up where that in that old tape there,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: and then I put me some seamen which was was
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: with with my pipe there, and and I sealed it
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: all up, and I checked it out and let it
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: drive and see if it leaked, and it didn't leak,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: and I put your base back on and you know,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: and then then then you had a little leak there
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: in your seat and that was on the top of
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: of the your nozzle there, and I fixed that. I'm
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you, because I'm gonna be honest with you
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: and tell you I'm not happy with what I got.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: You're not happy with it. No, Now, let me tell
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: you what's happening. Now, Say somebody in the bathroom and
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: they flushed that tilet right right when they flushed that
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: tilet come out the saint in the kitchen. Oh tell
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: me that till that say that what you did again?
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I said, when they flushed the tilet in the bathroom, right,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: come out to shank in the kitchen. They come out
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen like that. I don't know what how
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: you wropped something like you didn't You didn't miss routed
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: or something. No, I didn't. I didn't route anything. All
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I did was fixed up and put the tape on there,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: so I fixed the leak that was. You know, it's
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: a base of your toilet. I didn't rewrote anything. I don't.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't understand. How can you rewrote a
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I don't. That's it to go into your kitchen and shoot,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: we'll shoot crap out of your kitchen like that. I
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: don't know what what what you did when you was
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: up onunder that and how you rerouted something. But that's
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: what happened, and it's got, it's got. It's going from
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: the from that bathroom when you flushed that toilet, it
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: come out in my sink in my kitchen. Now what's
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: bad about it? This morning? I'm in there cooking and
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: what's your name again, my name is They called me
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: okay and is coming out of your in my in
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: my kitchen now. This morning I set out some red
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: beans and rice to cook, and I put my beans
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: or not not. I've been cooking. I've been cooking. Listen
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: to me. I've been cooking all. I'm trying to be
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: professional about this because you know, I guarantee my work.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I've been doing this over twenty years. And then one
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: thing I do, I guarantee of work. And I'm really
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: proud about the things that you know I do. But
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: what what did you have anybody else over there working
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: on your pipes? Ain't nobody in your kitchen? You know
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: what I did with your bathroom? You is the bathroom.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Don't have anything to do with your kitchen. That's throw
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: a pipe, have anything to do with one of all
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: the others. Didn't explain that coming through my sink and
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: my kitchen. I can't explain it coming from your your seek.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I can only explain that's getting the toilet in your See.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I'm gonna listen because that thing
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: got me wrapped up. Listen, not what it is? It well,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: you got me kind of wrapped up here because you know,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: like I said, I do this here and I've been
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: notable for twenty years, and that's first time I've ever
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: heard anything like that being't happening. I ain't never seen it. Well,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you it's just disgusting. The big cook
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: red beans all day and not now find out that
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: it's sitting in some dirty water like that. You don't
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: smell the water when you was in the in your
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: seat because you didn't had a loud uh smell. I
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: didn't smell nothing that this is more earlier this morning,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I washed my hand and I didn't I washed my
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: hair in there. That's just what it smells like a baggage.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just, I just I just refused to believe that
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: the work I did it on your toilet and there
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: taking some stuff up and seemings and stuff up and
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: on your seat and anything to do with scrap me
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: and shout out to them kitchen seat. Well, I tell
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: you what what I need to do is for you
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: to get your back over here and fix it because
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: this here ain't a good job and I don't recommend
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: nobody using you. Well, first of all, why I'm trying
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: to be professional about it, and you cussing me, and
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: that ain't gonna getting nothing done. Once come out my pike,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: it was no longer professional. That was you had somebody
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: else over there doing something in your se I ain't
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: had nobody you have, guys just fas it ain't h
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: the whaling crowd coming out of my God. You get
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: your back over and you fix with you're bold to
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: fix and fix it right now. I'm not paying another
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: damn time for it. Ain't I try to be profession
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: about it. I'm listening to what you gotta say. I
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: shout Hunt a long time ago when I get her
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: team of work, and I'm trying to, you know, deal
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: with the customers. When I left, I told the pressure
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: to it. She ran the faster in the path room.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: We ain't no problems. You don't have somebody else old
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: now they're doing whatever. Lord knows what I don't. I
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: damn sure I don't know. Do you know? I ain't
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: none of my fitness. I ate some of them red
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: beans and not what bothered me? Now? I feel sick
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: to my stomach. I'm feeling read meaning what you know?
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: It's like you you cleary ill. I'm gonna make your
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: diet something the red beans. If you don't come fix
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: me pipe, you can go ahead. I'm trying to be professional.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I think I told you. I'm doing my job. I
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: did it the best I know I could. And when
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I got when I left there, one nothing leaking. One.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Don't be with you like you'll get over here, sixte Pike?
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: That what you you you your life kiss because I
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: know well I did. I'll stand the job over there.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: You ain't done nothing. If I got them, pay me
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: in the right, stick them up, you and your pipes,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: and I don't. I don't give a damn I know
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: what's coming out the right. I ain't done nothing over
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: there in your damn kitchen to have you that I'm
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: sit with me. I got one more thing I want
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: to say to you, and you're listening. I'm listening to you.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: You just got played by your body. You're kidding me? Man,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: y'all y'all crazy man? Y'all cool with that? Yes like that.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I'm just asking y'all cool with it, alrighty Not mean
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I catch myself, but I might have went a bit
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: fall man, but you know, I want know who said
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: what June didn't got between the breasts? All right, go
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: ahead find yourself. All right, I'm sorry about the breast comments. Jesus.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: When you apologize, I need to mean it. Y'all get
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: some briston. Don't know how to act? Okay, fine, sorry
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: breast with attitude. You're listening to show. All right, it
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: is time for something funny and U. Sevent of workers
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: say the thing they love most about the holiday time
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: in the office is time off, followed by getting a bonus.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Love those also in the survey workers say, right there,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: let's just address this one attack because I see that
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: there's some smiling going on amongst you. Yeah. See, two
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: things you can't do is get time off, get your
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: same check, get some time off, and get a damn
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: bonus too. That you need to make up your mind.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: You want the bonus. We need a bonus type effort. Okay, check,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: So when we give you that, then the bonus is coming.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: When you give me what the bonus? Yeah, when do
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: we know we're working at bonus speed? Well, first of all,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: let's just get this strength and understood. Everybody in here.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Get paid. Yeah, it's the hostility. This is yeah, we
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: don't need that. They never talk to you. What more
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: do you want outside? Joe check? Okay, can I ask
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: a question? The question is this, we are all working
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: right right now, right now, we'll all work. Yes, we
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: put in a good job. What level do we have
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: to crank this up to to get bonus? That's why
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: you have to crank it up to CEO? What you
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: are already to see? You know that position is taken. Yeah,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: well do you understand what I'm saying? Get bust? Let
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: me read on. In the survey, workers say they look
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: forward to the office holiday party. Yeah uh, although they
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: would give that up to get a bonus or more vacation.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Back to the bonus. Yeah, coming up, man, we stopped
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Christmas Park why because of an incident at the pod.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: I loud to see O or the company to stand
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: up and give us speech. He still have been made
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: the statement that when he prayed, he prayed it himself.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: That stopped. All the room got quiet. And this, folks,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: is not a joke. This actually happened. He prayed a
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: hoop to myself. That's why that's why you shut that down.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I'm scared because we didn't replace it with anything. Though
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: we we didn't get our bonus or or more vacation time.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: He actually cost you all your extra activities? Now did he?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Did he give us a bonus before? Did you give
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: us one? Okay Na, see some jobs, some jobs give
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: you like turkeys, and we give out. We give all
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: our turkeys away at Thanksgiving to the less fortunate? Right,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: which is a great Which do that makes us less fortunate?
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Then the CEO, Well, the reason you don't qualify for
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: a bonus is because all of you have multiple supplemental income.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: You're causing me. You're not supposed to look at that?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: What what do you think he don't know that? I
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: am I see one of your supposed to look at
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: your concerns. Yes, it is everywhere I go. I see
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: one of y'all, every dog go. I ain't gotta get
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: name again, ya got don't see one of y'all. I
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: can't say nothing now up suit line about the only
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: one I ain't got to go down now. And that's
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: another thing. You won't help with your won't help with
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: your writing, none of these books, but your wonta damn bump.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: That's how you get a bonus. Get invod with everything.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I don't see your help and drive me around. Don't
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: none of y'all go get me nothing to eat, with
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: the exception of Monica. Monica the only one try to
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: help me out at the station. Well, you don't want
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: you don't want me and getting your food, so you
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: don't know that, and I would be happy to cook
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: for you, Okay, I would. We don't want to k
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: the CEO. So this is what we want to ask
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: everyone does our office? Does the office? Does the CEO?
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: And everyone? Do you think they do a good job
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: of bringing holiday cheer to our workplace? No notice? I'm sorry.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: This is why I jump off. I wanna say yeah,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: because I maybe doing a way to ceo go, which
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: you are not about to do. One of my job
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: this survey. Yeah, I'll tell you that much. Yeah, it's
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: great cheering here. Okay, Well what kind of holiday? What
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: kind of holiday related activities do we have? We don't
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: have the party anymore? What else I have even though
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: we have to have a Christmas tree up? We have
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: which has been very helpful. What is that? That's holiday talk?
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Just a conversation talked light here? Everybody up, we'd be
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: smiling up. Yeah. Look, sure, that's your bonus need. We
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: need a tree with some ornaments on it. At this
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: point let me you're welcome, I think, yeah, Tommy, take
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: some pictures from me this year under the tree. Some
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: shots to month phone from under the tree. You're listening
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: It's time for other newest segment is called Man on
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: the Street. That's right, Mr Harvey. This man on the streets.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: When we do out in the street, take a microphone,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: talk to people, put the mic up in their face
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: and ask him questions. The question. A lot of cooks.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: When I did, people were cooking in food from everything.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Who is the bad cook in your family? Why are
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: you looking at nobody? A little business? Listen up, listen up.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Here we go check it out. Whatever everybody should boy,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown for the Steve Harvey Morning Show Man
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: in the Street. Who's the horrible cook in your family? Husband?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: What's the worst meal? Chicken without no gravy, chicken with
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: another that's almost a sin before God. Oh my sister,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: she made a chocolate cake once and forgot to put
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: the frosting in the middle. That's horrible. She should be
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: locked up my sister, what's the worst meal? Fried onion?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Casse role, granddaughter? You can't cook it all? Cook it?
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: What's her worst meal? What did she mess up? She
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: don't cook, She don't cook it all. Well, that'd be
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: great for Sherley Strawberry because she don't cook either. Sure,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I am, what's the meal you always mess up? I'm
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: not gonna baking. I'm going to have to say. My uncle,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: what's the meal? He messes up? And he actually chard
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: rolls his barbecue and he think it's the amin. We
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: should find him and beat his ass. My sister, what's
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: the meal she always misses up? Grits? Everybody Janity around
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: for Steve Barbery Morning Show. The question is, who's the
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: horrible cook in your family? The horrible cooking the family
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: should be myself. What's the one meal you wish you
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: could cook? It's called cooky? What is cookie? How do
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: you make it? Case? Like? White beans? Cake? Mean? Why? Sir?
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Because I can't boil water? Mom? Your mom? I'm not
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: good at up? How was it growing up? My uncle?
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: He's horrible, he's getting better. What's the meal she always
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: misses up? My step she can cook? Can't cook breakfast?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Can't cook toats and she's a bad cooker. You just
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: don't like her. I love her, but she's can't cook
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Jasie around Steve Harvey Morning Show. The question is, who's
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: the horrible cook in your family? My brother, he thinks
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: he the best, but he's horrible. Yeah, he's what's the
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: what's the meal? He always messes up the macaroni and cheese? Horrible?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Thank you the best one? Yeah? It sucks. It sucks. Well,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: when I go to your restaurant, I don't know who'll
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: be doing all the cooking, but I tell you it's horrible,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: and I have good food. What were just it was
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: we heard of on the food in that restaurant out
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: to be shugar free, you know, desserts. It changes the
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: mood of everything. Yeah, and it's not a bad cook
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: who thinks they can cook because they won't stop. They
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: won't stop cooking. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, Steve,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: come on, jo Anthony Brown is here to murder enough.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: It is time now to lose another. Here's j Anthony Brown.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't the hits, Well, we're not gonna We're talking about
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: feelings earlier and how to say things that you should
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: say or want to say to you. So I put
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: together a song because the question always comes up, how
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: do I look in this dress? Dude? You think I'm fat?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: You know those questions that you can't answer. But it's
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: all in the song. The song answers. Everything is Beyonce.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: This song is You're way more. Um, it's a Beyonce song.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: You're way more. Yeah, but you you listen to it.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Just listen, please just listen to see what I'm going.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I'm going to answer the question that every man has
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: been asked. The question is does this dress make me
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: look fat? Check it out? Check it out. I'm gonna
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: have to save your lads, can be get your arm round.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: You gotta quit eating to night. You're gonna have to
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: share it some pounds now. You will not allowed the game.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: You bally got bigging around instead of one who digging?
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: You eating dudes and put that rig down. You put
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: honey on. Everything is showing only in your face. I'm
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: feeling I love you, but you win off my little
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: freak gamest win. You put honey on it. Everything is
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: showing only in your face. Maybe I love you, but
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: you win off my little freak gainst some well little
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: more way more because you win more, weight more way more?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Does you win more? Whit more white more? Because you
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: win more, you're gonna have to ship mountains. You're about
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: so you us? I mean, if you say it in
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: a song, you think they're gonna dance to it. Oh,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I see what he's saying, So I wait more wit
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: more wait, I can't win him. It was Beyonce. Yeah,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I try to Yeah, you right right, one for me
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: that I can give to my lady that you're getting
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: on my damn new can you do it? Getting on
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: my damn Yeah? Yeah, you know my last name only
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: the one that I need. I'm only hoping that you wish.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Did you go? You go? You go? Please? You my
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: last nee, one that I really need. I was gonna
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: use it Liaria. I thought I might need it, lady
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: in Louise, did you go you go? He? Yes, here's
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: a game. Hey man, you're donna do good in natural disaster.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Four days is what it was in that
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: house with that woman and couldn't go nowhere, Lord have mercy.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: And she felt the same way about probably worse. Yeah,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: she got to be thinking to myself, I'm mad this
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: stupid the cover. You don't thanks, she didn supid put
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: a roof over here. That's what stupid did for her. Yeah,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: but you know, at the time of the time you
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: break provided you're a great father, you're a great son
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: to your mother. Don't stop you from being stupid. But
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• 44:16
  Speaker 1: all of that. I wanted to run out in the
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: street and jumping one of them boats and be rescued.
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  Speaker 1: I did not from the water, but I wanted to
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: time to your house dry. You was gonna drive down
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• 44:31
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, coming up
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, guys, right about four
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, today's Strawberry Letters. Subject Steve, You're
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  Speaker 1: going to love this letter. But the nephew has made
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  Speaker 1: it to work there. That's when you yet that one
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  Speaker 1: You gotta stop beating. Oh shish done toe and ahead,
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  Speaker 1: keep flying and do your best. Okay, that's really money,
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  Speaker 1: it's really really funny. But I'm not letting this. The
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: nephew is here now. You keep saying, okay, okay, okay, Tim,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: what happened this morning? I'm going before the prank phone call,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I'm going through some person say what what are you going?
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: That's always good, We're all okay. Just just with y'all.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Y'all not trying to judge me when I tell you
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I'm with you my number two times, I she want
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: to have a boy friend, says I don't have a hunter.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: At that time, I can spend sad piece was late
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  Speaker 1: because of that. That's a legitimate problem. That's my number
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  Speaker 1: two Tom Mike is it a rape. She has our
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  Speaker 1: friends since we can't spend time a percently ago, and
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm frustrating with that right now. I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: you just said what you understand the air? I cannot.
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  Speaker 1: I just see it. Don't judge really judge an all
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  Speaker 1: day on this one. We say we're not going to
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: judge you, but we don't mean we judge. Yeah, hey, man,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: what color you want your casket? I'm with you can't
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: come to work and deal with that. That's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of person understanding without co signing it. Stupidity, understould. I
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: give you real understanding about what I'm going through, and
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: you you just you're late. At least you're here at
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: least and number two has issues surely a favorite? Yeah, say,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: does your family have a favorite quire they like for
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: the funeral? Because he is all right? And your wife
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: being created, your wife helped me with my faces? Come
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: on your wife? Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Yeah,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: who who is it? Hey? My name Alice Man? Is
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: this down? It's a husband? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's name.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: What's up? Listen? Um, my mother's mrsy Man. She goes
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: to church with with with your wife's mom uh, with mother.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: And I'm actually in medd school, man, And they told
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: me your your wife, she's a she's a nurse. Is
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: that right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, chill nurse like you said,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: you said your mama. So the church with my wife's
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: mom right right? My mother she go was the church
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: with with with with mother? Okay? Then all right? Uh?
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: When I was calling you off for down man, if
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: you didn't mind, I wanted to I'm going, I'm getting
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: ready to do my thesis. Man, I'm doing my thesis
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: for the end of the year. Uh into the semester
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: man for Man school. And then they told me your wife,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: you know, that might be to help me out. So
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I was hoping I could talk to her for a second.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: If you're on mine, yeah, hold hold on real click
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: all right, hold on, okay, I want to talk to you.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Is mama? You wanna talk to you? This? Who is this? Hello? Hello? Hey? Yes? Hey,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: how you doing? My name is ellis my mother? You
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: go to church with your with your mother, And they
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: gave me a number that you might be able to
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: help me out with some stuff. I'm in Man school
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: right now. I'm starting to be a kind of collegist
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: and that you might be able to help me out
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: with some things and I wanted to reach out to
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: you if it was cool. What's your name again? Ells?
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: And your mom girls the church with my mom's right right.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: What I'm doing is I'm doing my thesis and um,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: you know, this is the this is my big end
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: of the year exam. And what I'm doing is I'm
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: making my thesis a video and opposed to a report,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: so everything is gonna be on video. So what I'm
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: trying to do is actually get a time where I
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: can hook up with you and maybe examine you and
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: get all that on video. So you say you want
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: to video tape, I will be giving you, uh, you know,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: and I put you, you know, your legs in the
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: stirrups and all that and just video me doing the
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: actual examination on you. You want a videos? You want
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: to video tape him giving me a Hey, what you're
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: talking about? You want to do? What again? Do what
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: we see? I'm working on my thesis, man, And what
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I'm doing my thesis is gonna be a video. So
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna actually video on myself giving your wife what
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: you kind of what you want to video? Okay? My
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: wife with you. Hey, hey, brother, this is right here
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: from my grade. Man. You know this ain't nothing on
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: a personal tip, man, This is for the grade. You
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: know your wife being in the cool feel I touch wife?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about? Don't you can't you you want
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: to get a can of my wife? The only day
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: we gotta look at it, man, if you want you can't.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Damn oh man, listen, just for my glad. Man, this
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: ain't but on the only the profession is gonna be
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  Speaker 1: fun as far as I'm concerned, You're better gonna find
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: somebody else. You ain't my wife this again? Man, my
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: name Ellis Man. I told you know my my mama
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: is she'd go to church with mama and I'm coming.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: We don't know this man. We ain't never seen your mama. Man,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: what you're trying to do? You ain't gonna do no
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: for my wife. Man, All y'all, okay, let me ask
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: you something. Don't she go on there and get anyway
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  Speaker 1: at least once or twice a year? Yeah, yeah, she'll
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: tame trying. Maybe I'll take my wife and like that. Man. Brothers,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: we're gonna find some about els man, man, man, doll
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: doll that man. I don't know. You all know your
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: mama doll? Man. Okay, okay, can you put me on
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: speaker phones? I can talk to both y'all. No, hewn,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna talk back to my wife. Okay. Can
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: I say one more thing? Come about video taking my wife?
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: You ain't talking to my wife. I'm up. I just
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: want to say this. Man, this is nephew Timmy from
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: your homeboard Doug. Maybe calmly talking about video taking my wife?
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Tell me, yeah, you got a boy named Doug. Don't
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: you don't ready? What do you say? Who did that? Doug? Dude? Doug?
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I don't wanna kick it, man, definitely, man con about it. Man,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: you're hearing me hot dude? Oh man, y'all all right back.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: My heart was being fat man. Hey, man, Hey, put
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: on y'all the hills. Man. Okay, hold on that crelinityfac speak. Uh.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: I ain't go ahead, man, Okay, what I got one
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: thing I gotta ask y'all, what is the baddest radio
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: show in the landing? Man? Say? Man, next time, my
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: wife go back up in there. I'm going up in there. Man,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: there there we go. I just want to get you
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: a couple of drops of stupid this morning. That's right down. Okay,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Well you did that, You definitely did that. You're listening
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Fuggle up and hold
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: on tight. We got it for you here. It is
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: straw every letter. Thank you enough. Subject My husband is
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: never satisfied. Dear Stephen Shirley. I have been married for
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: almost three years now. My husband and I are intimate
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: at least four days every week. I like to keep
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: things hot and icy. Nothing is ever the same in
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: the bed or wherever we choose to do it. I
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: do all that I can to please him, and I
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: make sure I am pleased as well. Our sex is
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: always amazing, but he is confessed to being unfaithful during
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: our entire marriage. He told me that he has been
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: sleeping with women in our home, on our couch, in restaurants,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: and even in cars. Not to mention, one of the
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: women he slept with was the only friend that I had,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: well at least I thought she was. He just can't
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: get enough sex. I'm so lost and confused because he
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: says that it is not me. He says he just
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: can't help it. I can't seem to satisfy him. What
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: should I do? Please help? Yeah, all that stuff you
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: were doing in the bedroom, you just really thought you
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: were putting it down and blah blah blah blah blah. No,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: he was cheating on you left and right, with your
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: friends in your house. That's the most disrespectful part. Uh,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: more than him not being satisfied. I don't want you
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: to miss the big picture. This man is a cheater,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: he's a liar, all of these things. Um, are you
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: sure you still want to be married to this guy?
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: He can't help it. If he can't help, but get
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: him some help and see how that goes. Don't they
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: have places for people that are sexual addicts to go. Uh,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: this man, I don't know if he's ever gonna stop
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: cheating on you. Three years, you guys have been married married.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: It's not like the seven year year itch or anything
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: like that. You're you're practically newlyweds, and uh, you know
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: he has no respect for you, the marriage, your home,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: any of that. I think you need to assess who
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: you're married to. It doesn't sound like you really know
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: this man at all. Uh. You may be looking at
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: divorce court here, Steve. Yeah, at first I didn't. I
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: thought it was just, you know, about too much. The
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: title said, my husband is never satisfied, and where she
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: started to let him, yeah, my husband are intimated. These
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: four days every week, that's a lot of sex. Then
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: she said, I like to keep thing. It's hot and spicy.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Nothing is ever the same in bad or wherever we
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: choose to do it. That's created four times a week.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Y'all ain't doubling back on nothing the same? What the
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: hair y'all got going on? I was first, I was
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: gonna say, well, if it's too much, then dull it down.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: You know, maybe you should try to dun it down,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: dial it back a little bit, double up on something,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: do something twice. But that ain't your damn problem, you know,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: do a repeat them, do the same thing four days
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: in the row. Try to come across that's board. But
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: you're doing all these activities trampoline and stuff. Y'all coming
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: down the steps on each other. Okay, lay your head
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: down these steps, and then lay your head down on
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: these steps, and then he on top of you. And
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: now y'all just come down the steps your head first,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: but he on top of you. But every time you
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: hear the step, that's another hark. Let's see right down.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: That's too much. That's y'all coming down the step and
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: screw at that same time, this is right here, so
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: you're coming down side. Oh that's good for you. Yeah,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: that was good for me. Not I'm not a mall.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Y'all in here on the laundry room and cut the
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: washing the ship. Now the next day, y'all just opened
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: up the refrigerator door and just knocked all the condiments
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: off the shop, just in the refrigerator, all on top
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: of the meat rack. This what's going on in here.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: The more we're in the sand, the more we're gonna
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: do it. While I'm on the Tarlet you a week,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: y'all shut up. They are doing this four days week,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: every week, and nothing is ever the same. This is
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: happening at this house. The taileside on the clothes line
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: and climbed in the draws. They're all in the treehouse.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: The baby treehouse got got fluid on it. Now, I'm
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: just trying to explain it to you. Now, I do
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: all I can to please him. I make sure I'm pleased.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Where our sex is always amazing, just out of nowhere
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: after all this, this woman says, but he has confessed
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: to being unfaithful during our entire marriage. He told me
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: he's been sleeping with women in our home, on that couch,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: in restaurant, and even in cause what exactly women? Excuse me, well,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: didn't y'all just you were just talking about this amazing
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: sex like y'all have. It ain't ever the same? Then
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: just one day his dumbass come in the house and
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: confesses that he's been unfaithful doing our entire marriage. He
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: told me he'd been sleeping with women in our home,
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: on that couch, restaurants, even in car. Who is he?
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Who is this fool that walks in the door and
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: just starts confessing yes for what that he cheated for?
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: What with her friend? Why are you in here running
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: your damn mind? Ain't you busy enough? You have things
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: to do, You got new rooms to explore, you got
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: about eight nine women, And why are you in here
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: talking for you don't have time to talk confessing it's
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: not what you do. You got to get creative. Boy,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Listen to me. Have you been on the shelf out
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: there in the garage? Have you been under here? You've
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: done it under a car. You got to start thinking
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: us though under a cart? Have you done it in
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: the hedges? In the hedges, just in some hedges. You
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: have to get rid of the couch though. I tell
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: you that, I'm just trying to figure out what the
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: hell made him go in the house and confess. Maybe
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: he what, Shirley, there's nothing you can say. Is he
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: man listening waiting to hear it? Rest? Maybe he's tired
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: of cheating. Rest, we'll stop cheating. Nothing. As you're sitting
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: in a confession booth with the priest, move your wife
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: ain't even her priests? The only way on the only
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: person you posted to go in here? And I'm not Catholic,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: and this is not knocking the Catholic faith at all,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: because I love all. But the only person you posted
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: to go tell tout like that is a priest in
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: the box? Yeah, now that's your wife, got a call
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: on in the box. Why are we talking so sure?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Back in the day? Not now? Well, we'll have to
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: bring this back. You've never felt like just getting it
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: all off your chest, just confessing, just handful. I've never
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: felt that hand too, but I didn't. We'll be back
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: with uh with this part two of this letter. My
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: husband is never satisfied. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Okay, we're back now, Sure, let's go with
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: this letter. I've been married for almost three years, older
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: than our intimate four days a week. Keep things right.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: They've been everywhere, they've been all over the place. Just
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: do all I can to please. I make sure I'm pleased.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Our sex is amazing. For some day, I'm releasing the food.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: And came in the house and confessed, and what unfaithful
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: doing our entire merrit three years told me that he'd
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: been sleeping with women in our house, on our couch, restaurants,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: even cause and with her best friends. Then she said,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: not one of the women he slept we was the
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: only friend that I had, Well, at least I thought
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: she was. He just can't get enough sex. Well, we
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: all feel that way. All men feel like they can't
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: get enough sex. But you can't hear everything you want right,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: You just can't, and everything you can have ain't good
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: for you. You know, some fools never learned that. I
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: know a dude right now can't get it through his
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: ignorant ass. He that jet cause you can don't mean
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: you shoot. Yeah, you ain't got so you just ain't
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: gonna practice no restraint. He's just new. He just out
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: here just doing, just to be doing. You don't know
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: him Tom to just be quiet as long as it
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: ain't he can't get enough set. I'm so lost and
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: confused because he says it's not me. He says he
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: just can't help it. I can't seem to satisfy him.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Please? Help get you some people,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: get you some people? Does he like it that much?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Crying it up? Get your eyes crowded? Obligated to stay
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: with this? You ain't gotta stay with him? But what
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: the hell you want? What else can I do? What
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: you want to? Try to triple ms? Try that, that's
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: what got you gotta do that when they didn't got
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: real jak at your house. You gotta try to stuff
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to here an no, no, I
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: got to know I might want to the three ms markets,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Midge's moon shirt, get them three things in that bedroom,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: and said the kind of stuff it? Don't start jumping
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: off you, shine. I didn't say we got someone do
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: some Sorry? Probably would you please? I'm sorry? The pogist
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: the last time the Monkey, Midget and moon Shot apologize
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: because that's not politically not okay, So I apologize for that.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: I don't like you to call that what I'm saying.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: We didn't know what the three if you get him
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  Speaker 1: everything jump off difference, moon Shine, we're not in prison.
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  Speaker 1: What does the moon shot? They're still selling moon shine?
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  Speaker 1: Moon Shine? It's still so. And where will you get
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  Speaker 1: some monkeys? I mean you get some? You get some monkey?
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  Speaker 1: Did he say? Look around? You can get some monkey him?
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  Speaker 1: I'm full of moment. You can get some monkeys. But
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  Speaker 1: if you get them three things in your room, you
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  Speaker 1: could juice up your love life. I don't need. I
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: don't like that much in mine. I don't want. This
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: is too much, this letter. How did you recover from
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: a man telling you that he didn't have women in
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: your bed, on your couch, in your car, and he
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: slept with your friend? Why are you still talking to him?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Since he can't get enough, you ain't gonna ever be
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  Speaker 1: able to trust him. The only thing I think this
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  Speaker 1: is headed for a divorce and he just gonna be
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  Speaker 1: your man on this because he got plenty he brings,
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  Speaker 1: but he gonna run out. He gonna run out. A
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  Speaker 1: man only has exit number of shots. And then he out.
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  Speaker 1: It started dissipated. He in trouble. Yeah, you only got
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  Speaker 1: an X amount. That's it. After that is salt does wow?
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  Speaker 1: She said she can't seem to satisfying. She can't. He
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  Speaker 1: ain't that puffing everything she thought she was. That's the thing,
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  Speaker 1: because she says she likes to keep things hot and spicy.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing is ever the same in the bed or wherever
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  Speaker 1: we choose to do it. I do all that I
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  Speaker 1: can to please, cheer all up on top of the
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  Speaker 1: garage with it in the oven, the oven there on
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  Speaker 1: the oven dough. They hadn't been on the oven dough.
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  Speaker 1: You can believe every part and kit your table can
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  Speaker 1: handle a No, they don't. They broke the dough. They
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  Speaker 1: tried to brawl a dough too, A lot of stuff,
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  Speaker 1: you damn. They can't eat on nothing, and they have
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  Speaker 1: where that specially being you see him in that. They
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  Speaker 1: can't do nothing. They can't bring a spoon in there.
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  Speaker 1: I saw y'all. There's a place I bet they haven't been.
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  Speaker 1: The garbage disposal. You haven't been a garbage the actualdently
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  Speaker 1: hit it on. Yeah, you hit that button, be h asked,
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  Speaker 1: and hit that button on the garbage. Gonna scared everybody
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  Speaker 1: because they thought the grinding was gonna get one of
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  Speaker 1: them foughts. Yeah. Oh, he jumped up when he heard
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  Speaker 1: that garlage. Oh yeah, as soon as you hear that,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get up. You're gonna stop. All that loving
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  Speaker 1: is over with. Asked me another place, I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: how they do well? Okay, on the patio or I
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  Speaker 1: ain't been in patio and the tow ties up on patti. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the pile tows ain't they've been all on the Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't tell all the Thompson water seal off the
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  Speaker 1: Sunday on know one place they could not have done well? Fireplace?
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  Speaker 1: There's no way an they hit her foot been over
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  Speaker 1: in there there. You know her foot has been in
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  Speaker 1: the fireplace. Got a little anchor. That's what them cuts
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  Speaker 1: on the anchor for on that fire great, the holding off,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you got the ankle cuts on there. It
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: adn't been in the fire place. They ain't been up
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  Speaker 1: on the roof to act like they were going up
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  Speaker 1: there to fix your satellite. Then she's been over started
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: schooling that school and then I've been damn here. He
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: came right up on fixing that satellite in the garbage can.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: That's one because people don't like garbage. Been that garbage
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  Speaker 1: can outside. She went out there and was lifting that bag.
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  Speaker 1: I'm threw it in the next thing you know, she
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  Speaker 1: was right in behind head first, handing down in that
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  Speaker 1: packing down in that good it adin't done it in
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  Speaker 1: that too show. Well, I wouldn't think so I just
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  Speaker 1: really well, okay, well, we gotta go. Uh, we'll be back.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harby Morning Show. It's time. None of
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  Speaker 1: your darned business. Let's go. I got things. If you
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: see going down it, there's none of your concerned, none
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: of don't worry yourself about. Don't get caught up in
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: it because it don't concern you. Like if you in
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: the barber shop, you've been going there for years and
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: you see somebody take somebody else's customers, that your damn it,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: why are you in there? Yeah, yeah, from the other guy.
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  Speaker 1: Just move on with what you don't like. That's not
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  Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with it. Nothing. The fact
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  Speaker 1: that the other Bob's feeling is gonna be hurt that
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  Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with you. You ain't getting
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  Speaker 1: this check. I'll tell you what if you go on
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: the grocery show, you turn your card down our phone,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: your black parents choking the kid that ain't yeah, back up, yeah,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: go down to our five and get your case. You
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: can get some of that choking. Yeah, I ain't it, sir.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: You know I don't even mean that, don't. Hey, what's
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: going on you? Yeah? Hey, I wouldn't chuck that kid
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: like that was you? Well you're not me alright, alright,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: the kid can really be hurt. Guys, go down to
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  Speaker 1: ask what's going on? Is that little boy no good
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: in here? While he getting told you not to touch nothing,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: and he touching, let's touch you didn't broke a damn
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  Speaker 1: job to pay for it? Choke him? Tell me you
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: see somebody put a cold, nice rear by and baked
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: potato in the refrigerator at work and can't wait for
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: lunch time. You'll see somebody ever about thirty minutes for
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: let's time going there and eat all that steak and
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: baked potato that ain't really you don't know what they're
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: going through. You're not gonna have no idea. They might
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: be hungry lunch. Yeah, he's hungry. You don't know what
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: that other man going there. I know the other man's
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: gonna be bad. Get your small cooler to keep your meeting.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: You don't nice it down to put it in your cubicle.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: You see your girlfriend, If you see your girlfriend fiance, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: with another woman. Come on, that's probably more than likely.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Or business that is none of your damn how does
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: that concern you? Go by your gift and go to
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: the wedding like you're supposed to. Damn, go at your gift.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: But when they register that and it's gone, and your
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: business your cameraphone, I shouldn't say anything. Oh that's snapping
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: the photo and sending it like like she won't to
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: hear that. I don't want it. You're gonna mess up
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  Speaker 1: her damn day? Why would you do that? Yeah? Why
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: would you mess up the day that she's been planning
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: for her whole life? And that's you're coming in here
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: because you ain't got nobody you buy your day. You're
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: evil and Nash, Evil and Nash. You're just evil and Nash.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: You're standing next to a guy, right y'all in the bar.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all standing in the bar, and he's on the phone saying, baby,
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  Speaker 1: I got to work late. I'm working late and I'll
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: not got this last um report and I'm coming on home.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: What that got to do with you? Right? How does
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: that happen? How does that affect you? At the bar?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: He's lying on the other end, has nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with you. What she his wife needs to hear about
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: this paper. She needs a reason why he not gonna
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: be home once. You know, he's saved, so he got
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: to give her reasons. He and his boys makes her
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: feel calm and reassure that nothing has happened, and nothing
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  Speaker 1: happened coming back down? What come on that down to
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  Speaker 1: the end of what's up? Man? I'm a little phone
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  Speaker 1: card call. I'll tell you what happened. Me and my
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: neighbor having an issue right now? What you got man?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: It ain't my fault and it's none of my damn business.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Got the pizza man? Got the numbers? Confused on your partner.
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  Speaker 1: I'm three thirty, you three oh three. He put in
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: the three thirties. I ain't post where he That's a
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: blessing than just having more than once the first time,
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  Speaker 1: but I gotta feel it ain't gonna be the last feeling.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't know what he does. God is the best.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Uh huh. Dude with robbing a vending machine. Kid came
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  Speaker 1: up to him and said, I'm gonna report you that
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  Speaker 1: brother pulling his arm that machine and gave his hand
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  Speaker 1: something to report, to report the robbery and the ass college. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: right up to that front set. I'm reporting you to
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  Speaker 1: the d He took his head right out there. All right,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: I got one, all right, you outside walking around in
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: the front yard, said somebody when you said, somebody to
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: go into your neighbor's yard and get their newspaper, and
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: they rode and walk back to their house. That ain't
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  Speaker 1: none of my damn. But it might be on the
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: paper program. One paper per block. Might be his day
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: to read it, and he'll tell you. But you know what,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: he's gonna tell them what happened or not? Ain't your
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: neighbor stole it from him? Before you? Thank you? Thank
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: you could be his new baby going back over to
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: he didn't got here before you stay out of it.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: You see somebody take a cheaper box, right, a cheaper
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: box and put a more expensive pair of shoes in
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  Speaker 1: that box and they check out how to concern you know,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: like that he didn't laugh, What Steve, I've done it? Yeah?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Oh that was you know, I ain't always made it?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, And we'll be back right after this.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: is that time again when we need you the most.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: We need you to be the judge. It's time for
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: right or wrong with your nephews. And have you ever
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: noticed all of the worst singing if we had tom
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: he came out. It's amazing to be a part of
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: the worst segment and the best segment. Well, he's a
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: part of the worst and the best. We can confession
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: the week. The pranks are the best segments. Okay, he's
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: a part of the best. You just don't like the
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: fact that I make sense. I was trying to gang
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: up on me. And this really shows you what the
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: A and M college system is doing. Is what this
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: really shows me? He got one, isn't okay? Here we go.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: First of all, I just text him because he don't
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: pick up my call. No, Junior, don't answer yourn that
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: I work at a TV show now in the daytime,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: I don't have time talk time talk to him. Okay,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: so let me ask you this. So I asked him
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: this last night. He ain't responded. Will you tell him
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: it is rude for a deaf person to do sign language?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Why they outfits full of food the most. You're not
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: supposed to talk while your mouth is full. So am
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: I right? You're not supposed to sign language while you're eating.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Tell him you're not gonna just so you fingers going?
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: That's rude. But if they could chew with their mouth
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: clothes and talk, if you could chew, if you talk
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  Speaker 1: without open in your mouth, I restaurant and I was
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: a Paul. This is just rude. You can't be doing
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: sign language and your mouth speller Paul sign language that now.
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  Speaker 1: Then here's another one for Mr junior boy. Tell this
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  Speaker 1: boy if some simmeys twins, how six with some most
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  Speaker 1: simmes twins? Ain't that swinging telling that? I thought about
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  Speaker 1: that last night time? I think you're right on that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I had to. I had to argue it out. I
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  Speaker 1: can't even I'm with you when you're right. If I
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: look over my shoulder and see my partner with the person,
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  Speaker 1: I'm connected to swing. Believe that if you saw me
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  Speaker 1: twins and you didn't here with your girl, ain't a
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: win here. I love righting wrong. I'm sorry, I love it.
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  Speaker 1: I love it stupid last week looking at me like,
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  Speaker 1: hey man, what did you excited? Right here? I am you? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you are looking at us. You over there getting
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  Speaker 1: it and I know what you're doing. But you try
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: to flip y'all. I'll tell you what, but not get
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: him go just like that. That's true. He gonna text
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  Speaker 1: me back, okay, you you you kind of got a
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: point on it. He didn't want it. I didn't want it,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: admitted you get you know reason why I didn't picked
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  Speaker 1: up a collar because last week we're going to phone.
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  Speaker 1: I see you do know the devil is married? And
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: then he gonna just hang up on me. What will
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: you tell him the devil is married? I gotta say.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: You tell me he got three out of three? Is right?
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: Come on? Tell me right wrong? Why? Why are you
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: finish it? I know his wife and his ex wife. Why, Steve,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: you're more than one one you can get in trouble. Okay,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Well I was just talking about the devil. I just
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: told him the devil was mad because you know, because
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: you know when they when they be raining in sunshine
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: and at the same time that when they be arguing.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: That's why, because I know he My grandmama said, so
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: I knew you man you're talking about. No, No, he
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: actually does have a wife. And would you stop stop
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: it right now? And how much pain was you in?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: I mean we all heard that when we were little,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: right when it's raining or whatever, his wife. I've never
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: heard that this first time. I'm hearing this for Tommy,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: but I am here to confirm this. And how do
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: you know it a dated not that Steve, I just
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: didn't work out for you. Don't say that, Tommy, are
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: you Tommy? I love right? It wrong? This first time
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  Speaker 1: you've ever been two out of three. I don't want
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: to say this was good. The deaf one was the
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  Speaker 1: only one. I didn't like your swinging Simmy Twins and
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: Lucifer's ex white. I'd say you got three out of
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: three today. Yeah, I don't, But you're the judge, Steve. No,
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  Speaker 1: I think he was. He was on five today except
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: for the death talking. I think it's very gifted of
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: deaf person can talk and chew with his mouth. I
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: think that's a talent. Let tell you right now, because
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: my my mouth food fall out my mouth of all
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: time when I'm talking. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, comedy Roulette, the topics. Number one,
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: your mama's show. Got a lot of uncles. Yeah. Number two,
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  Speaker 1: you know why you didn't graduate? Number three, just because
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: I like to take a break. Don't mean I'm an
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: alcohol all okay. Number four, you didn't quit. They fired
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: your behind? Okay, I didn't they fired your behind. Number five?
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: You ain't the only one going through something. Yeah, come
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: on your mama. Your mama hold because she's strong. All right, Okay,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: it landed on. You didn't quit. They fired you. Damn well.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: You didn't quit that good age job. Don't nobody quit
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: a job at the post office. They fired you. Police escort,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: drave your ass. Don't nobody quit what the police escort?
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: You fired from that job? What you got, junior, I'll
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: tell you what you know. They got fired when you
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: hear a righteous speech, were righteous? That's gonna talk about.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: You know what I refused to do, my brother is
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: I refused to work for the white man. I'm not
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: gonna be in there now. You didn't quit. They fired
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: your half. When you show up at the job with
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: your key card and it don't work, don't know. You
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: just keep swiping it and swiping and yeah, I believe
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: you got five. You got You're sitting down the Starbucks
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: with your laptop open all damn day. You're on your
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: fourth grand day. There's so many people that came in
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: there every people that went to work and got off
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: working this two and now you're talking about out and
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: quit because you know, I'm trying to find myself at
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: the Starbucks. Don't let me do something when you use
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: the phrase see I don't go over them month because
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: they're tripping over there. You know, deal with it tripping.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: They tripping over there, and they tripped on me, and
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: the tripped on the wrong person. I'll tell you what.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: When you're walking the barber shop on a Wednesday and
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: see Curtis in there with a flip flops. You got
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: flip flops on it on a wedday? Dog? Dog? Why
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: you ain't that work curtain? Why you hire? You wanna
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: come in here until sad dosie man, they tripping over that?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: I called they fired. When you get to work and
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: everybody whispering and looking at you over they and just
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: keep whispering there. Somebody just come by and said, man,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be all You didn't you didn't, You didn't
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: got fired. You're down after? Why playing ball at all
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: the lunch time? Yeah? She ain't man, you ain't working. Man.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: They're racists. Dog Racism has existed since we got here.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: Ain't just start on your job for somebody don't like
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: black people? Get out of when when you hit a
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  Speaker 1: phrase right here, why not you ain't? Wow? You got fine?
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, we know, big cardboard box on your desk,
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  Speaker 1: This is for you to pack up when Yes, thank
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  Speaker 1: you guys. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Seven percent of workers say the thing they love most
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  Speaker 1: about the holiday time in the office is time off,
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  Speaker 1: followed by getting a bonus. Love those also in the
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  Speaker 1: survey workers say, right there, let's just address this one
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  Speaker 1: a time, because I see that they have some smiling
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  Speaker 1: going on amongst you. Yeah. See, two things you can't
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  Speaker 1: do is get time off, get your same check, get
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  Speaker 1: some time off, and get a damn bonus too. That
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  Speaker 1: you need to make up your mind you want the bonus.
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  Speaker 1: We need a bonus type effort. Okay, check. So when
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  Speaker 1: we give you that, then the bonus is coming. When
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  Speaker 1: you give me what bush? When do we know we're
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  Speaker 1: working at bonus speed? Well, first of all, let's just
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  Speaker 1: get this straight and understood. Everybody in here get paid.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, hostility though, thank you, this is yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: don't need that. They never talked to you. What more
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  Speaker 1: do you want outside your chick? Okay? Can I ask
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  Speaker 1: a question? The question is we are all working right
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  Speaker 1: right now? Right now? We all work, Yes, so we
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  Speaker 1: put in a good job. What level do we have
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  Speaker 1: to crank this up to to get bonus? That's why
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  Speaker 1: you have to crank it up to CEO what you
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  Speaker 1: are already to see that position is taken. Yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: do you understand what I'm saying, get your bonus? Let
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  Speaker 1: me read on. I'll go in. The survey workers say
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  Speaker 1: they look forward to the office holiday party. Yeah uh,
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  Speaker 1: although although they would give that up to get a
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  Speaker 1: bonus or more vacation. Back to the bonus. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: have to keeps coming up. Man. We stopped Christmas party
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  Speaker 1: why because of an incident at the part allowed to
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  Speaker 1: see o O or the company to stand up and
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  Speaker 1: give us speech. He still have been made the statement
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  Speaker 1: that when he prayed, he prayed to himself. That stopped
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  Speaker 1: all parties. The room got quiet. And this, folks, is
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  Speaker 1: not a joke. This actually happened. He prayed a hoop
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  Speaker 1: to myself. That's why, that's why you shut that down.
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  Speaker 1: I'm scared because we didn't replace it with anything though
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  Speaker 1: we We didn't get our bonus or or more vacation time.
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  Speaker 1: He actually cost you all your extra activities. Now did
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  Speaker 1: he did he give a us a bonus before? Did
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  Speaker 1: you give us one? I can't remember? Okay Na, see, okay,
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  Speaker 1: some jobs, some jobs give you like turkeys, and we
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  Speaker 1: we we give all our turkeys away at Thanksgiving to
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  Speaker 1: the less fortunate, right right? Which is a great which
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  Speaker 1: is that makes us less fortunate. You're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Let's go with Junior's truth be told. You know,
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  Speaker 1: people think that if you don't speak with them, then
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  Speaker 1: there has to be a problem. Yeah, you know, they
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  Speaker 1: think that they really do believe what you Yeah, what's
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  Speaker 1: wrong with you? You know? So I get a text
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  Speaker 1: message from a family member that red when family and
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  Speaker 1: friends go through life not speaking, there will come a
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  Speaker 1: day to regret it. It's called the funeral. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: want to respond to that family member, real civil truth
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  Speaker 1: be told. If I go first, what I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: hope to do. If I go first and I don't
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  Speaker 1: have it, I read it to regret it. Really the
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  Speaker 1: fact that you sit it over there and you still
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  Speaker 1: haven't got a response, what that means. I'm not mad.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't speak to you like this. No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't have time like this. Is this is people to understand.
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  Speaker 1: If you text somebody and you look at your text
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  Speaker 1: law and all other text messages are from you, Dave respund,
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  Speaker 1: ca you a message back? If the last message you've
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  Speaker 1: got for me was married Christmas? I don't want that.
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  Speaker 1: We just don't talk. That's that's not my fault. If
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  Speaker 1: you keep telling people to tell me that you said
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  Speaker 1: call you, guess what I ain't call. I just want
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  Speaker 1: you to understand that I'm not mad at you. I
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  Speaker 1: just don't have to talk to you, so you can
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  Speaker 1: be mad if you won't do yeah, okay, it is
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  Speaker 1: called a few But then knowing you and while I'm
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  Speaker 1: not talking to you, I won't even be mad when
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't get what confidence a lot Like everybody else,
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  Speaker 1: here lies a great individual, someone who live beyond a
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  Speaker 1: mean a life changes. I can get up that a
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  Speaker 1: lot with the best thuff. That's all I got to say.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, thank you. You got to get before you
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  Speaker 1: figure out I'm not talking. If you send a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of I'm not talking. I just ain't talking. Sometimes it's
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  Speaker 1: good to cut people out of every you know, I
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  Speaker 1: ever said everybody should not be in your life doing
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  Speaker 1: all right? These are words, yes, yes, that you guys
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  Speaker 1: constantly mess up. It's just all right. I believe so. No,
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  Speaker 1: you're standing wrong. Step believe so it is that I
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  Speaker 1: believe so, it's keeping it gage, I believe. So. How
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  Speaker 1: is that so hard? Or bleed? That that bleed? I
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  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, I'm about to go. That's still wrong.
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  Speaker 1: It's about to go, about to go. I've been here
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  Speaker 1: long enough now I'm about to go. What you going
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  Speaker 1: to do? About to go? About to go? I'm about
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  Speaker 1: to go, guys, okay, all right? And and about this
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  Speaker 1: word about it's about by the way, about about it's
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  Speaker 1: about to go down, about to about to go upside
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  Speaker 1: your head? Yeah? About all right? How about this one
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  Speaker 1: bring one back for me as in can you bring
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  Speaker 1: one back for me? Wrong? What is it? What? What
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  Speaker 1: did you say? Bring one back for me? As in,
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  Speaker 1: can you bring one back for me back when you
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  Speaker 1: go to the stone, get your stufpisode and bring back
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  Speaker 1: one too. Yeah, yeah that sounds yeah all right. Can
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  Speaker 1: you back that up for me? Please? That is the
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  Speaker 1: proper way to say it. It's backed up. You're to
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  Speaker 1: do it, back up, backed up, backed up, right, and
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  Speaker 1: then up. It's something that's even mold like. You don't
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  Speaker 1: let me go off the record. Teach you how to talk,
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  Speaker 1: to talk and I'm us words now I want you
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  Speaker 1: to say, say it didn't happen, didn't happen, bload it
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  Speaker 1: not blew it missed that hold off to it? You
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  Speaker 1: you bload it? Okay? This you guys get this mixed
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  Speaker 1: up all the time. Messed up. Panties know exactly you
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  Speaker 1: know what that is? Panties? Yeah, what would make you?
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  Speaker 1: I got one? What would make you leave a fight?
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  Speaker 1: Leave a club real early? So you're in the club,
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  Speaker 1: you're having a good time. You got to get about it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. They're about to fight about fighting, about to fight.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta get up in here because I feel like
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: they're about to fight or sense to fight, fenister fight.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: It could be fixed fixing. Okay, okay, say this, Steve,
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: you will not. Everybody understands. Everybody been on the show
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: for seventeen years with you in particular, and now you
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  Speaker 1: want to say be words. I gotta he asked me again,
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  Speaker 1: say the same thing you want. You will not. You
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  Speaker 1: will not. We are about to go to last. Okay, gorgeous,
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