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Elf Strike, Steve's Business, Sidepiece Gift Ideas, Truth Be Told and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: them out, turning, got to turn them out. Then turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water. Come come on your baby, Uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: I Shore will come on to everybody you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me now, one and all,
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  Speaker 1: it's Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well all right,
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  Speaker 1: I've learned something and it sharing time. And I am
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  Speaker 1: ever appreciated. I do appreciate God for all that he
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  Speaker 1: allows me to learn in my life. One of the
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  Speaker 1: best lessons I've learned is that hardship teaches you some
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  Speaker 1: great lessons. Challenges brings about some of my best results.
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  Speaker 1: I think what I'm trying to say is in every
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  Speaker 1: challenge and hardship, every setback, I've learned something so so valuable.
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  Speaker 1: So here's what I've You know, I've known this, but
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  Speaker 1: I've just learned it at a different angle. Appreciation and
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  Speaker 1: gratitude is the key to having more. Now, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how that sound to you, but I can't tell
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  Speaker 1: you how true it is. God being fair and just
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  Speaker 1: as he really is. He really is. He's a fair
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  Speaker 1: and a just God. What's most beneficial to us is
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  Speaker 1: he happens to be full of mercy and grace. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you something, man, I've probably benefited from his
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  Speaker 1: grace and mercy more than anything else. I mean, really, man,
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  Speaker 1: if it wasn't for him just forgiving me, and then
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  Speaker 1: for him just touching my life the way he has,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm not hearing this position today. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just not. But a funny thing has happened along the way,
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  Speaker 1: even to you. If you look at it, is it
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  Speaker 1: your genuine appreciation and gratitude has been the key to
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  Speaker 1: you having more for your continued blessings and for making
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  Speaker 1: room for having to open up and pour out blessings
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  Speaker 1: that you don't have room enough to receive. If you
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  Speaker 1: look at it, see God being a fair and just God,
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  Speaker 1: which he is, why would he put more on you
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  Speaker 1: than you can bad? If you've noticed everything that's happened
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  Speaker 1: in your life, if you're still here. You've made it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, forget how rough it was, got that, but
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  Speaker 1: you made it. Forget what it sent you through when
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  Speaker 1: it high made you feel you may made it. Now
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  Speaker 1: what makes people give up and you hear about people
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  Speaker 1: committing suicide, is they leave the God out of their
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  Speaker 1: life and they start allowing that other voice to control.
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  Speaker 1: And if it's really true that God never puts more
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  Speaker 1: on you than you can bear, as long as you
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  Speaker 1: stay connected to God, you can get through anything. But
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  Speaker 1: you lose that connection, you lose that communication, you lose
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  Speaker 1: that relationship with him. If you're not having a relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God, then who you're having a relationship with now?
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  Speaker 1: And it ain't but two forces at work at all time.
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  Speaker 1: It's good and evil. It's positive and negative is God's satan. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this is at work all the time. So if you're
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  Speaker 1: not being positive about everything, you leave room for negativity
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  Speaker 1: to step in. If you're not trying to be righteous
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  Speaker 1: in your way, then you allow evil to step in.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't work on your relationship with God, come on, now,
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  Speaker 1: look who you're letting step in. So now I'm asking
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  Speaker 1: you to understand that God never puts more on you
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  Speaker 1: than you can bear. Okay, now that we got that clear,
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  Speaker 1: that's a fact. Okay. Now with that fact in mind,
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  Speaker 1: let's go over this right here. Why would God, being
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  Speaker 1: as just and merciful as he is, put more on
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  Speaker 1: you than you can bear? Example, if God has given
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  Speaker 1: you blessings and all you're doing is complaining about him,
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  Speaker 1: you're never showing any appreciation of gratitude about it. Why
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  Speaker 1: would he give you some more stuff to be ungrateful for?
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  Speaker 1: Why would he give you some more stuff to complain about?
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  Speaker 1: Why would he give you some more stuff that you
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  Speaker 1: would not show any more appreciation for? I mean, this
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  Speaker 1: thing is real simple, man, ain't it if you think
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  Speaker 1: about it? So? A lot of times, man, when I
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  Speaker 1: was going through my positions of not having it and
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  Speaker 1: wondering at all like here, I ended up checking myself
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  Speaker 1: and going, man, I'm not even showing any gratitude or
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  Speaker 1: appreciation for the things He has done for me. Start
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  Speaker 1: showing some appreciation and gratitude because it's the key to
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  Speaker 1: having more. It's the key to continued blessings. It's the
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  Speaker 1: key to the wonders of heaven opening up and pouring
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  Speaker 1: out a blessing that you won't have room enough to receive.
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  Speaker 1: It's the appreciation and gratitude of what you already have,
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  Speaker 1: as minimal as it may appear to be right now
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  Speaker 1: for you, it is still what you have. But if
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  Speaker 1: you've shown no gratual, no gratitude for the minimal, why
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  Speaker 1: would he give you the maximum. I mean, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: really just trying to put it real, real, simple, so
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  Speaker 1: I can keep understand in this thing right here. So
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  Speaker 1: let me give you an example. In my life, I
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  Speaker 1: had gotten so busy at one point that I had
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  Speaker 1: begun to complain about how busy I was. This is
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  Speaker 1: true because I am busy, but it ain't the busy
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  Speaker 1: part because I asked to be busy, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: asked God to give me opportunities and to make a
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  Speaker 1: way for me. Well, in that you got to do something,
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  Speaker 1: and you got to get busy. But I began to
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  Speaker 1: complain about the business and how busy I was, and
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  Speaker 1: I noticed that a couple of things slowed up for me.
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  Speaker 1: So I had got to the point where I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: showing real gratitude for it. Well, I looked up and
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  Speaker 1: a couple of things started slowing down, and then I
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  Speaker 1: had to catch myself, and I went, wow, man, you
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  Speaker 1: have got to start embracing the fact that you are
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  Speaker 1: this busy, embraced the fact that what all comes along
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  Speaker 1: with it. Because to whom much is given, much is required.
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  Speaker 1: You got to start embracing the requirement part if you
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  Speaker 1: want to continue with the giving part. So I changed
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  Speaker 1: my attitude. I caught myself and I started thinking him
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  Speaker 1: and showing real gratitude for how busy I was instead
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  Speaker 1: of complaining about how busy I was. And then guess what,
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  Speaker 1: It opened up the windows of heaven and some more
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  Speaker 1: blessings got poured out. It just works that way all
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  Speaker 1: the time, for everybody, for me, for you, for everybody.
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  Speaker 1: So listen, y'all again. Your appreciation and gratitude is the
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  Speaker 1: key to having more. Your appreciation and gratitude is the
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  Speaker 1: key to continued blessings. And your appreciation and gratitude it's
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  Speaker 1: the only way that you can get those windows of
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  Speaker 1: heaven to open up and pour out to these blessings
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  Speaker 1: that you won't have room enough to receive. You got
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  Speaker 1: to act like you're glad for what you got in
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  Speaker 1: order to get more. You feel me, Let's go, you're ladies, gentlemen, girls, boys,
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  Speaker 1: thanks time, animals, aliens, everybody. I'll talk to one of them.
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  Speaker 1: You talk to who alien? You don't have no alien friends?
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, man here, let me see you get out
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  Speaker 1: of this one right here. So what y'all talk about?
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  Speaker 1: What y'all talking about? I'm open, I'm open. It's a
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  Speaker 1: good way to start. She'll go ahead tell me. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he's from Mars. He's my friend, and he's been talking
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  Speaker 1: about how they having mars quakes. You know we have earthquakes,
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  Speaker 1: they have Mars quakes. So it's not going on this
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  Speaker 1: similarity that what's happening up? Then what's happening down? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's how you don't have no friends? Different, No,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry about that. Where'd you see boy come out
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  Speaker 1: of the house? Sometimes? Boy? Come on, Steve, How does
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  Speaker 1: he get to the house. You don't remember the friend
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  Speaker 1: I used to play with when I was little? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I remember him. Marvin. We didn't see him either, but
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  Speaker 1: Marvin the March he exists. You make me so angry.
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  Speaker 1: I love Disney Carton. Yes see, Jake, he got friends.
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  Speaker 1: Is anybody inside? Because I am? Are you? Is that
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  Speaker 1: a question? Carlo? Seriously? I'm looking around the room like
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  Speaker 1: he's got Martian friends, and yeah, when they show up,
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  Speaker 1: when they show up, you're gonna need me. See, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna need me because you ain't had nobody to know
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  Speaker 1: how to talk to him. That's your problem. You need,
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  Speaker 1: you need to get you need somebody like me in
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  Speaker 1: your life. I got the Martian friend. Hell yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They shot nothing but a helmet with some sneakers helmet
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  Speaker 1: and so now that explains it. Okay, sir, I supna
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  Speaker 1: be my friend. I'm done with her, not yourself. You do?
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  Speaker 1: You got these shout at marshes? Do they look stick
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  Speaker 1: just to helmet with it some converse sneaker sticking up
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  Speaker 1: under and set a eye crazy? I know because I
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  Speaker 1: got right now he don't want to laugh. That's how
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  Speaker 1: he looked in his football uniform. Okay, when we was little,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy got it football unif woman, That's how he looked.
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  Speaker 1: Thinking body, But who's taller? You think though, guy? But
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  Speaker 1: he just got quiet you you him all right? Coming
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  Speaker 1: up at thirty two after the hour, something funny. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening string show. Christmas is fast approaching. We all know
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  Speaker 1: that time to get the toys together. However, the elves.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know this. The elves are on stripe and
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  Speaker 1: you got here with some grievances. Uh, I got guys,
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  Speaker 1: I got this someone hand and listen myself because it's
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  Speaker 1: something that I'm I'm good at doing because I'm a
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  Speaker 1: former union man and elves. Elves have decided came to
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  Speaker 1: me with them a lot of complaints and I'm being
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  Speaker 1: the representative. Now. We wanted Timmy to stand up for him,
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  Speaker 1: but then he was already standing up. They went, we
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  Speaker 1: need somebody that's standing up for it, that look like
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  Speaker 1: they actually standing. So I said I would do it.
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  Speaker 1: The elves of this year are going on strike, well
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  Speaker 1: they haven't gone on yet, but they're threatening to go
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  Speaker 1: on strike. The Elves of wanting to sit out this year.
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  Speaker 1: Santa Claus is having trouble because he's trying to talk
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  Speaker 1: to these damn elves about their concern So I'm here
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  Speaker 1: with their grievances and I want to start by saying,
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  Speaker 1: these are the elves grievouses, and I will be preparing
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  Speaker 1: these statements on behalf of the Ill Foundation. We the
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  Speaker 1: elves who work at the North Pole, are requesting the
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  Speaker 1: following changes. Please show your support through our website www
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  Speaker 1: dot help elves dot com. If you're gonna help the
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  Speaker 1: elves help elves dot com, tell me, don't act like
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  Speaker 1: you don't know. So you know. We all the complaints
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  Speaker 1: that the elves have and here we go. Number one
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  Speaker 1: problem that they have it We the elves would like
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  Speaker 1: to stop making these damn wooden toys. Don't no kid
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  Speaker 1: won't no damn wooden toy. And we've been making them
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  Speaker 1: for years. Okay, ain't nobody asks for now? When he
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't wheels, he wouldn't padlock, they got real toys. Now. Secondly,
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  Speaker 1: we the elms are requesting to have a casual Friday,
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  Speaker 1: so we ain't got to these stupid ass uniform, tight
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  Speaker 1: ass pants, these pointed hats. We want to casual frid
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  Speaker 1: voicing the concerns and elves have and considered on going
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  Speaker 1: on strike, and they wanted me to convey this to
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  Speaker 1: sent a class and everybody listen. We the elves would
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  Speaker 1: like to request a thirty minute smoke break. They we smoke,
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  Speaker 1: and then we want to be able to go outside
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  Speaker 1: and smoke whatever we wants. Try making these cards without it.
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  Speaker 1: Elves don't get high here's the next complaint on behalf
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  Speaker 1: of the Hells Elves. We the Elves have voted to
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  Speaker 1: eliminate bring your kids to work today. The truth of
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  Speaker 1: the matter is elves really don't like kids. No, we
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  Speaker 1: don't damn that because they think we kids too, just
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  Speaker 1: because we shot. Get your damn hands off of me.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: I drove here in a slave. Next complaint that they
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  Speaker 1: have we the Elves are uncomfortable wearing knees dagn funny
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  Speaker 1: toe shoes. That heard that he didn't get. We want
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  Speaker 1: Crocs to be the new official Elve shop Crocs and
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  Speaker 1: Gators to be the new elve shoe. Do the elves
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing? Complain? You don't act like you ain't with them.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: You trying to add a complaint. I don't act like
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  Speaker 1: you ain't. I want two elves and pilgrims have the
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: same shit. Do you know I'm not? Well, let's quit
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  Speaker 1: this game. Next complaint, We the elves do not like
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  Speaker 1: elves shirts and pants. There ain't got no damn pockets.
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  Speaker 1: And we want to start using fanny past so when
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  Speaker 1: we go outside to take our smoke break, we'll have
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  Speaker 1: our stuff with it. Next complaint, We the elves understand
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  Speaker 1: that we on the north pole, but some of the
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  Speaker 1: younger Elves wants to cut back on the heat being
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  Speaker 1: so high all the time in the workshop. The older
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  Speaker 1: elves is fine, young old people. We the Elms, would
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  Speaker 1: like to assign ten elves each year to ride around
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  Speaker 1: with Senna, because we think it's unfair that we make
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  Speaker 1: all these damn toys and we don't ever get fat
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  Speaker 1: ass just be packing up the slid with the rain.
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  Speaker 1: D damn it. We made the to a couple more quickly.
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  Speaker 1: We the Els. We still love miss Claus and we
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  Speaker 1: know she's very nice and she's never too busy to
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  Speaker 1: being down and give us a hook. But we still
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  Speaker 1: would like to know exactly what do she do up here?
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  Speaker 1: The cooks, the cooks for everybody. We ain't had nothing
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  Speaker 1: from her. We gotta keeler elf at last, were not least.
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  Speaker 1: We the Els support the me too movement that's real
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  Speaker 1: strong up here. And some of the female als a
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  Speaker 1: requesting that's santam refrain from saying ho ho ho ho.
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  Speaker 1: And on that note, we're gonna go. You're listening Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Here we go. Coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour. Miss Anne will be here with
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  Speaker 1: our national news and headlines. But first, nephew is up
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  Speaker 1: with us? Run that prank back? What you got? Limo
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  Speaker 1: driver one more time? Limo drive for you, Uncle Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Were about to rob a bank, baby, everybody, whole tank.
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  Speaker 1: We about to rob a bank. It's the Limo drive.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Good afternoon. I'm trying to get Cecil get a secret, hey, Cecil,
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  Speaker 1: one of my boys. Game of your number, man, I'm
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: trying to get a car service for the night. Okay, listen,
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  Speaker 1: this is my personal number. Do you have the main number? Man?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: I keep calling the main line but there ain't nobody answered.
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  Speaker 1: I had to call that ball chick seven times. It
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  Speaker 1: keep rolling over to it like to a voicemail or okay, okay, okay, brother,
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  Speaker 1: what's your name? Monday? Tony? Okay, listen, Tony, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: custom in the back. Let me get them happy, can
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  Speaker 1: you you got a few moments? I mean, let me
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  Speaker 1: get the dough form and all hold the phone. All right, okay, cool,
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  Speaker 1: all I thank you. Have a good eating instant. All right, Tony? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Yeah? Now you're saying you called the main
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  Speaker 1: line and you just keep going to voicemail or something
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  Speaker 1: like can you call the main line? But you know
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I know I'm calling it the last minute. Do I'm
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: trying to get a get a call for the night man? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: What you need? What listen? We gotta we got the suv.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta up to dan or two. We got a
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  Speaker 1: couple of limits white up black. What you need if
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: I could get a I guess like a black limits
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  Speaker 1: a and be cool? Okay, we got that. We got that.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: What time where I'm picking you up? What time? What
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: it costs? You know? For an hour? Because all I
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: need is an hour? Where's it? Sixty five hours a
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  Speaker 1: nour but we only do three hour minimums the first
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  Speaker 1: three hours sixty five Okay, okay, okay, see we'll see
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  Speaker 1: see all I need is an hour? Man really like
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  Speaker 1: for to five minutes? So do you think they will
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  Speaker 1: work with me where you can't get them? So you're
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  Speaker 1: dealing with me? Let me see. I'll tell you what
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  Speaker 1: I'll do you for one hundred and fifty dollars and
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  Speaker 1: I'll take k But now I want you to know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let them know everything. So I got to
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  Speaker 1: have either credit card or receive it something on the
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  Speaker 1: KVE to let them know because I'm not no quicker brother.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let them know everything that I'm doing without
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  Speaker 1: fourty fix one fifty. I give you one fifty when
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  Speaker 1: you pick me up, that's no problem. Then where am
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: I picking you up? And at what time? All right?
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  Speaker 1: I'm at ninety eight Village Drive. Ninety eight Village Drive, okay,
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  Speaker 1: when I need twenty? And where am I taking yourself?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going downtown on Capital Street, downtown, the Capitol Street,
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  Speaker 1: all right? And what time am I picking you up?
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  Speaker 1: You could get me like at eleven forty five to night,
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  Speaker 1: that would be good. Let me forty five, okay, if
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  Speaker 1: at forty five minutes, If two an hour you're gonna need,
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  Speaker 1: then forty five to next frostually twelve forty five, twelve
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  Speaker 1: thirty four five okay, good that. Um, let me see
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  Speaker 1: and downtown Capital What you didn't give an address? I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know the address. I'm going to um To
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  Speaker 1: Bank Bank downtown all right? Right? Um? Can I ask
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  Speaker 1: you something, Tony right? Um? Yeah, And I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: get any business. You know, we don't ask questions usually,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: but a bank at Knight's gonna be closed. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you're not going to work because I gotta take you
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: back to you're dropping off to something to somebody or
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  Speaker 1: something like God, no, no, I ain't dropping nothing, no,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm picking something up to see. What I need
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  Speaker 1: you to do is just right here. I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 1: in there, and I'm gonna be in there probably like
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  Speaker 1: about fifteen minutes. But when I come out, man, I
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  Speaker 1: need you to out of call running and we need
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: to get side of there. Man. You ask me to
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  Speaker 1: run you down to a bank at midnight, and you
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  Speaker 1: kicking something up at midnight. And I got to be
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  Speaker 1: ready to go when you come out, me and my
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: boys when we come out of there, just when when
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  Speaker 1: we get it, when we get back in the back
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  Speaker 1: of the limo, I need you to I need you
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  Speaker 1: to put the pedal down, man, and let's get out
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: of there. Look here, yo, yo, young brother. Well how
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: old you man? I'm twenty four. Yeah, that's what I figured. Look, hey, man,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: it sounds like you're in some kind of shading. I
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: don't do that, brother, That's that's man. You know you're
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: a driver, dog. Your job is to drive. If you
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: pick somebody up, first of all, you ain't gonna be
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: asking nobody where they're going. What doing You're supposed to drive?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Let me what I'm telling you here, lady, once we
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: come out of the bank, drive try let me stop it.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm driving. Is it working somewhere else? Driving?
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Because I was ignorant like you at one time. But
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. But I don't know your
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: business and really don't care at this point in time.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing no crazy like this shit. Brother. Let
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: me tell you something, man. What you need to do
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: is get your young into some type of training school
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: or something to find yourself a job. You're gonna go
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: down the enemy, gonna blow your brains out. I ain't
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: really trying to hear all this lay here. What I'm
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: trying to do is paying you this one. I'm fifty
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: you driving me where I'm trying to go because you
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: ain't even back. Brothers, you can't get right now. I'm
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: not even advice. You need to listen to me. That's
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: what's wrong with you. You're now y'all crazy. Get rich
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: right off overnight, tight or you need to slow down
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: because they got something, you feel me. They got hold on,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Hold on, man, hold on what you know? You don't
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: know nothing, you don't know, man, I need to know what. Brother,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: How are you gonna be preaching the mate out? Because
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I've been that man that's on triving to Limo. Because
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I've been that young brother. I'm trying to keep you
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: from going that because you won't like it. Look at
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: so that. I don't know what to tell you at
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: this point. First of all, I'm not doing it, so
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: you can cut that out. Okay. Now I'm thinking of
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: you and all the other young brothers to do this. Thumb.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: You watch too many of the movies or something. Brother,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: you need to get your plate, because they got a
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: place for you, probab. Let me tell you something they
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: read man, mofa. I ready anything. My mamma told me.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: They didn't want me to know they cut it out.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Do you feel me? They looked at me every night
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: where they wanted to fed me gbage that I had
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: to eat or die. You ain't ready for that, man,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: You ain't ready for what. I think he got your land.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Your brothers don't know what's going on out here. You
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: got it too easy. See now you're talking about going down.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: They robbing the bank. You ain't no bank robber. You
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: don't sound like no, thudal remo. The way you're going,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: you ain't making nothing because they were blowing you on
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: your I wan't about their paper. You don't understand that,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: and you sure't ready for no jail? Could I say
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: one more thing to you? That? Yeah? What is it?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: All I want to do is tell you it is
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: that I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: and your boy Carddn got me the prank phone call you.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I don't give a who you are. If you around
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: with them folks down town, they're gonna blow you, maw.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: They're gonna get your hundred years under the jail. Did
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: you do Did you just hear what I just said? Though?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: What you said something about when my partners you know?
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I no, no, no, no, I said, I'm nephew Tommy
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy the other
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: another driver, Cardell got me the prank phone call you.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: If you tim oh you mean Steve Harvey on the radio. No, man, no, no, no,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: this is are you serious? Man? Ain't sec Your boy
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Cardell got me to prank phone call you. Man, who
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I'm getting that? I'm gonna get that when you lit
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: my fire man I don't know that. I mean my
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: fight move ho. He say be careful, he say, big cecil.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: He's been he's been dying there he didn't done some time. Yeah,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: isn't that? Ben't that? Man? Calm down, baby, come down, man.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I got one more question to ask you, man, what's
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. I want the
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy, but Steve Harvey Morning Show. I got you, baby,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: me and your boy Carddell got you. Yeah. Well, I'm
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: gonna get here, ma man, meet you brother. I old
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: you want to. Y'all gotta be real though. That's how
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: you rob a bank in a limo. If you're gonna
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: rob a bank, I shouldn't say that. Huh okay, well
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: know she's giving out criminally. If you're gonna robber man,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: you should rob it in a limo. First of all,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: what's the limo driver find out? Like the one dude
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: in this prank that that's put you up to. It's
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: gonna be hard getting limo. Oh yeah, all right, Miss
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Anna's coming up next with our national news. You're listening
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: all right every Monday. Poland's oldest DJ, Virginia Schmidt's I
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: don't know how to pronounce in it s z m yt.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: We're just gonna say. Schmidt packs her CDs. She packs
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: her CDs, her her mixer, and laptop, and heads off
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: to Spin for a packed dance floor of mainly senior citizens.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I love this, I love what it wasn't Yes, wicked, wicked.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: She entertains about a thousand people at the Hula Coola Club,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: smashing stereotypes and empowering seniors as she plays everything from
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: disco and rock to samba and ballads. She says, I
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: do not fit the stereotype of an elderly person. I
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: don't see any reason why my age should determine why
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: my age should determine my life norms. So I think
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: that's interesting. So here's a question for the guys. What
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: part of your job keeps you young? Or what job
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: would you want to keep you young? I can tell
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: you definitely what keeps me yo? You fellas what you
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: start first? Oh, go ahead, go ahead, you all my jobs, man.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I love all my job laughing, all the laughing I
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: get to do all day long, man telling Joe laughing,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: that's what keeps me young? Good answer, good answer. Stupidity,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: being able to just be stupid, just just you know,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: just letting it go. Oh, yes, you're strong with that.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: You're strong with that because you would you would think
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: you would want to mature. But I don't want that.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Don't be silly, Carlo. I want this stupid right here.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: I want when you got it? You got all of that, anybody,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: that's all you boo? All right, Steve? What keeps you
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: fine off? In ignorance? That order fine off and ignorance?
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: When I first met you used to say that, I
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: love it. I let it out. I don't have high
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: blood pressure, I don't have stress, dog do all that.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I ain't had no ulcers and all that. Oh we cussing? Okay, cool?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I agree with Junior though, the laughter of it all,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, laughter is it? Yeah? You know? But I mean,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: you know, we gotta give different answers, Sherley. We can't
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: all say laughter. What you're not do is make us
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: think that Junior is the most brilli you know, three
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: of us. That's not what you well with that question.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I know he tried. I saw him because he didn't
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: have that answer. First day he won. He won that round.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Junior won that round, Steve. Okay, we had it that
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: keeps start. We'll keep y'all. Yeah. Yeah, and he is
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: the king of that the ladies. Yeah, I mean, like
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I said, I agree with you. Laughter, playing music, just
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: keeping up with what's going on. If you're young, Yeah,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: being able to being able to wear whatever you want
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: to wear to work and stuff. It's cool. You know,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: you could dress anywhere you want to dress. Fly. You
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: know you don't have to do what Tommy, you've heard.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Let's say a quarter by six sext I'm keep you okay,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: we got a job. Yeah, we'll do it at the job.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, right, Steve, let's get to the news,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Miss ann Trip, thank you very much, everybody.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: This is entrop of the news in Korey into the
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: possible impeachment a President Trump unfolded over week's ending in
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: a long final day of debate yesterday. In the end,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: last night, the Democrat control House of Representatives took an
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: historic nighttime vote, making Donald Trump the only only the
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: third president in US history to be impeached by the House.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Republicans like Florida's Royal Spannel says the moves toward impeachment
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: was always a disingenuous and purely partisan moves. The American
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: people see through this sad charade for what it is,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: an attempt to undo the two in sixteen election based
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: on hearsay, an opinion, not fact. However, how Speaker Nancy Pelosi,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: who put off weeks for calling for an impeachment in
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: the first place, said the president eventually gave her colleagues
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: no other choice. His tragic that the president's reckless actions
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: make impeachment necessary. The president violated the Constitution. The President
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: used the power of his public office to obtain an
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: improper personal political benefit at the expense of America's national security. Sadly,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: the American people have witnessed further wrongs of the president
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: which necessitate the second article of impeachment obstruction of Congress.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: When the president's wrongdoing was revealed, he launched an unprecedented,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: indiscriminate and categorical campaign of defiance and obstruction. Never before
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: in the history of our nation have we seen a
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: president declare an actis he is above the law. The
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: president goes even so far as to say Article too
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: says I can do whatever I want. No, it doesn't,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: by the way, Speaker Pelosi wore black, along with many
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: other Democratic congresswomen to signify the seriousness and sadness of
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: the occasion. Trump meanwhile registers anger and a tweet, of
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: course all capital letters and exclamation points, saying, such atrocious
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: lies by the radical left do nothing Democrats, this is
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: an assault on America and an assault on the Republican
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Party unquote. Now comes the impeachment trial next month and
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: the GOP dominated Senate, where a vote of two thirds
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: majority would be necessary for conviction. That's not expected to happen.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: In fact, Republican senators are expected to acquit the president
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: on both charges. He'll be left in office and then
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: become the first impeach president to run for reelection. By
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: the way, most of while everybody's wise eyes were looking
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: on impeachment speeches in Washington, Senate leader Mitch McConnell pushed
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: through the nominations of thirteen new right wing judges through
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: the Senate. Social media has been lettered recently with the
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: racist comments from Hispanics about the new Miss Universe Tunzis
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: those Abenzi of South Africa. According to The Orlando Know,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: most of the negativity coming from Puerto Ricans, upset that
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: their beauty Queen came in second comments accusing I included,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I can't believe the black woman one. So many women
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: with beautiful hair and the bad hair one. One supervisor
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: called her Shaka Zulu's cousin. She's not The host of
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Telemundo show Al Rojo Vivos, Maurice Celesta and Miss Universe
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: is meant to measure beauty, not intelligence or IQ, suggesting
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I guess that tuse he's not beautiful. Telemundo opened by
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: owned by the parent company of NBC. Another host there,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Rodna Figaroa, was taken off the network doing President Obama's
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: the second term, suggesting first Lady Mission Melt's Michelle Obama
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: looked like a monkey. Now back to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: You're listening show, All right, junior, it is time for
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: truth be told. Yeah, um, you know what, we've all
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: been there. We've all been at this one place where
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: we got the one friend that's in the relationship but
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: he like he don't want it or she don't want it. Huh.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: They all all the stuff they talk about is how
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: much they don't want the purse. Yeah, this person here,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: this is the person they don't want to be with
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: no mo oh okay, Yeah, they don't want to be
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: the person every song come on, remind them of the
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: person on it. Look, I just want to let you know, DOGG,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to be your friend. Be no more.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Truth be told because I ain't got time, I ain't miserable,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: I ain't upsetting. Yeah, I ain't hurt behind nobody right now.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: We can't go eat nowhere because y'all this was y'all's place.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Now we can't go. We can't go out no more
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: because this is where y'all used to hang out. A dog,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I'm just your friend. I ain't for the spend six
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: hours of my day every time I talk to you.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Her name come up, man, go back and get her. Please,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: for the sake of both of us. Now you got
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: me calling her asking what happened why y'all ain't together
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: no more? Yeah, now I'm in the relationship because y'all
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: can't get along no more? Please tell me what is
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: the problem, because this is good, this is going on
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: too long. Let me tell you what happens. I come
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: in the house, I walk in the room. Here in
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: the room, all getting harder than I can hear the
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: TV now I can't hear the TV because you and
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: then we're gonna lead. Then we got to be together.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: What you're calling me for? Wow, I'm just going to
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: say everything all right, No, we're cool man, you know
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: we just love. No, this ain't love. Love, don't holler
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: back and that this ain't love, right, Okay, I'm just saying,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be your friend no more. Just
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: find somebody else. That's all you got. There's plenty of
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: people out here. Just find somebody else. You ain't got
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: to kick go through this back and forth. Now this
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: ain't This ain't my relationship. Yeah, he messed around and
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: then broke up with somebody he really cared about. Now
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: he missled. Dudes do that all time. But that's what
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Just admitted, gonna go back. You ain't gonna
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: be hard for me. I don't even care. You're not
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: trying to make them say which. I gotta put the
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: funk now because I hear all this north in him him.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: What you're doing? Fuck? Why why are you calling me?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Don't call no more? Did he hang a callback? I'm sorry,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I miss you, I need you. Then I walk into room.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Dog she ain't working in any worth having no dog.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Just calm down so I can hear the teeth. That's
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: all I'm trying to do. That's it, man. Matter of fact,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: we ain't got to be friends no more. Now, she
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: wonder while I'm calling her. I just want some peace
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: in the house. Truths, all your stuff is happening to
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: People be doing this all the time and don't about
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: to pay attention to it. All right, We'll be back
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: You're listening. There's the season, guys for getting it on.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: A new survey found that fifty percent of Americans say
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: they're little you know, friskier freak ear during the holidays,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: and about seventy percent of response than to reveal that
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: they typically get busy on Christmas to day. Yeah, I've
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: been here. Will better be some frisky here, some frisk
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: and cake. You bet not open that box and go
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: down stairs? Ya tell me? This story is Taylor made
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: for you because you just talking about you talked about
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: and we talked about it Monday. I was yall know,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: I said, you know what you know? Am I wrong
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: to want to do it? Why company is there? And
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: we having Thanksgiving. Let's so, let's let's speed it up
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: to Christmas. If we opening gifts and and enjoying Christmas,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: if we slip away for thirty minutes, is that all right?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's my house, ain't it. Can I do that? Yeah?
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: But are you at your permission? I'm just asking y'all
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: to just give me confirmation? So when I asked huh
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: to meet me back here, it's okay, you're crazy. I
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: don't think the confirmation you need has to come from us,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: you know what? You know what? Let me do this.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Let me just speak for every man. Ladies. If you're listening,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: y'all married, when when your men, uh, when it's eleven
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: thirty twelve and he cut your arm and y'all both
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: into bed, that's a sign, baby, that's a sign. Don't
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: don't hit me, A pull away from me? That that
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: that hurts my Yeah, No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: not saying that's happening at the shot. That's happening all
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: over the world. Listen, when we when we when we
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: just when we just touch your arm or your side,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: guess what we we we we know we're gauge in
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: the temperature. But it's bad when you slap somebody's hand back.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: That's that's you know. Yeah, we're not actually trying to
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: just o y'all got people live with cut on. Ain't
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: no rubbing on you because we're trying to cut it.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: You know, I ain't the only one getting this slap back.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I know I ain't the only one. So it is
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: after that we lay on you with just dead. Wait
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: we probably sleep yeah, okay, but if you're getting rubbed on. Yeah,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I have been accidentally hit in my nostril. I mean really,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: just I have. Man, this this is just really that
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: was the bread went around him? Man, can you help
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: my situation at the INtime? What's your situation? Like? When
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: I buy the gift, you know, you come back and
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: pick it up. That don't mean get right back in
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: the car. Wow, that do not mean? Now, I got
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: you exactly what you asked for. I got the receipt,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: the man kissing me on the cheek, and walk your
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: head back out the door and I hit it the engine,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: start and drive off. How did you know? Yeah, you
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I got these silk gemas I
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: bought for Christmas morning. That's sweet. You didn't even looked
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: at them. Yeah, you know, it might be time for
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: you to come on en. Yeah, dog, I might have
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: to mark, come on in. And what old dogs don't
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: look old horses don't look good in the field. They
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: don't graze the same. We just gotta come around. Oh ready,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll listen. Oh you got one you need
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  Speaker 1: to come on around. You got one particular? Yeah, but
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: we're just getting in the call on Christmas Day, they
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: got to stop. How long has that been going on?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: About four years? Or Christmas? I'll be back. I gotta
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: go by my mama eye, gotta make my rounds. You're
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: not yet. I can make my run. She just leave,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: takes the gift and leaves you. She doesn't say I'm
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: coming back or anything. Nah, or you don't go. Why
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: don't you just go with her? I was in silk pajama.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm so glad. I don't make holiday rounds. No, man,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad. Yeah, yeah, I can't stand that. Yeah,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: why we go? I just don't. I just like at home,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: like I'm just cool at home. Man, I'm good. All right,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Well listen, coming up next, Thank you guys. Coming up
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: next to nephew Tommy's prank phone call. That's right after this.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, nephew, what you got time for
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: the prank phone call, Shirlette. It's time to baptize some people.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: It's called mobile Baptismal Pool mobile Baptisma. We come to
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  Speaker 1: you and you can be ignorant in your house and baptize.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: That's what we do. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach
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  Speaker 1: a mister Wilson. It's just how you doing. My name
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: is brother spring Water Man. Listen, we uh we we
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: we got paid to actually come by and do some
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: services to uh for for you by some friends of yours,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: and we wanted to actually call and see about scheduling
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: and see what you had available, uh some some services. Well,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: y'all playing on Clesson grad which I do. What kind
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: of services you have? Actually, sir, you've got some friends
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: that have actually spent a great amount of money on you.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: And what we do is UM we have a Baptismal
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: on wheels, Servey. And what we do is we go
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: and we um we baptize people at their home and
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: and Baptismal on wheels has been it's a new UM company,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: but we've we've baptized over a thousand people. Now we
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: have a truck with which actually has a baptismal pool
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: on the back of it, and we actually come to
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: your home and we will baptize you in your driveway
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: and and make you hold again. So we hostess here
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: brother Water. Brother again, I'm sorry, I ain't Frewater Freenwater.
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  Speaker 1: What you want to come to my house and give
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: me a baptism in my front yard. We want to
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: baptize you right there in your drive where your friends
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: are paid for the services. And my friend, what a
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: friend will pay for me to get baptized. Man, I've
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: been baptized, are already doc well from my understanding, sir
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: that but then that you you had some some bumps
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: and bruises and and and they seem to believe that
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: you need to be Washington coming. I mean, that's all good,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: that's all. That's all. It's all good. But I mean
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: things are I mean think that matter that it made? Man,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I mean I've been baptized, I go to church. You know, uh,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: me and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: we all have setbacks. But for you to pull up
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: with your pool in front of my house, to say
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: you've been a baptize me that that doesn't make any
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: sense to me. Doc. I mean sometimes when some people
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: are not able to go to the House of the
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making a lot
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: more convenient for you, but we can actually need no convenience.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I don't need no convenience. What I need convenience for
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: you asking me to come to my house on a
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Tuesday to bastie me in my driveway? Does that make
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: any sense to you? Brother Water? I mean, come on,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: if you really sit that can think about it, does
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: that make any sense to you? First of all? So
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's brother spring water. But what I'm trying
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: to what I'm trying to see the water is holy water,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: spring water. It doesn't make no difference to me. You
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: can't come to my neighborhood and baptize me in front
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: of mine house, Sir, What is all that? This is?
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: This is what your friends are talking about that don't
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: give it to them. What my prayers are telling you,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: man and anybody which which one of my prayers, don't
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: recommand you to come to my damn house. So I'm
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I'm I and I don't dude, let me that you
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: don't even make any sense to me. You understand I'm
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: not I'm not at any liberty to tell you who
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: actually is? Uh? I beturing the liberty because of my
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: damn house that baptize me. But you can't tell me
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: who the hell I gonna see you? But you're not there?
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: What may come? All? You don't even call that makes
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: sense for you do? Come on? That doesn't make any
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: no where in the world. I'm gonna allow you to
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: come and bring your phone in front of my house
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: that baptize me. Then I'm asking you ask as you
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: you suposed to be a pastor, you supposed to get
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: back tied. I'm asking you, okay, what's the friend of mine?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Is tending in you to? You know, letting you know
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: I need to be done? How you'll tell you? How
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: that liberty to all? I want to know? Basically, I've
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: already been paid. I'm coming take it to a cha.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not tizing me im back time. I'm going to
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway. Man, I tell
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: you was did you come to my house and front
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: of my driveway? You better bring the old congregation. You
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: understand you better bring the deacons, the brothers, the sisters
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: and everybody else. If you think how Manny got ties
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: of this is a problem. This is what your friends
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: are talking about. This is why you need to be
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: baptized and cleansed again and washed in the blood of
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: the lamp. This is what's wrong. You need to be
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: cleans That's what's wrong with you, mister Wilton. What's wrong
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: with me? Now? What's wrong with two? Is called me
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: a little my what day, telling me I need to
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: be back high in front of my house If I
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: need to be backtimp, don't get some only water, I
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: go down to the church. I don't need you come
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: in front of my house certas we aren't you afraid
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: of some white sheeps talking about town athlete? From my understand,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: for my understanding, for my understanding, mister Wilson, you've missed
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: two Sundays already this month, sunless man, I can't go
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: anywhere and get the one I don't need if you
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: coming here because you're telling having this two damn Sundays,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss funding the two to the phnout ain't
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: coming off, sir. All I know is I've been paid
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: to do a job. I will be there Tuesday morning
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: at seven o'clock and we will baptize you before you
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: go to work on two. Before you will I tell
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: you what you curing my after o'clock morning, I swear
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: on your I'm gonna bust you. You understand me. You
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: were not coming house telling me you would a battipe do.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I don't give a dam who paid you. You understand
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I was drying your in a water matters, bringing you
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: your teachers, everybody else. We're gonna have a fool prot you.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: That you understand. I'm all of this anger and all
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: of this that these problems you have within you. We
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: are going to burge your body and get it out
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: your system. I don't want your pleas to me. I
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: tell you what. I tell you what brother spring water,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: brother bringing water on it. You're gonna get back time.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: So Tuesday morning, I don't give a dam who pays you,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: who called you bringing ya? I'm gonna I can't kill you.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna drying y'all side. I got one more thing
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I want to say to you. When you listening to
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: got matter what I'm busy, you ain't got to say
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: to me. I gotta go. You understand you ain't got
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: a man I want to say to you. Is you
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: listening to me? Whatnot? This is nephew Timmy from the
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: boy Mason. Hello, man, let me check y'all something. Man,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Boy, y'all y'all was boy
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: brad so man, I said, head man, I was about
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: to act a fool on y'all because y'all would have
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: showed him at my crib. You understand me, what time
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: of y'all ain't got just better to do? Didn't sit
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: around here and just with people during their day. Man,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I ain't never thought y'all could give me with this
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: They who the hell goes around that? Tides of people? Alwa,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: that's like ddles on will y'all baptized people with a
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: pull on the back out your f one fifty will.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something. What is the baddest radio
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: show in the land? Man? You know it's the Steve
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Harvey Moran the show. See, that's how you baptized. Forget
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: going to church now, I'm when they don't make it
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: to the church. You know, we bring the baptismal to
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: you right out. That's actually a good idea. Yeah, we'll
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: baptize you go to work in the morning. Yeah, and
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: you get your save on. We get to save on
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: right there. We cleanse you right there in the bay.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: We won't he do it? Ye will and will he won't.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Holiday comedy jam Baby, We're coming through. We're coming through Philadelphia.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: That is December the twentieth at the met Philadelphia. Tickets
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: on sale right now and they are going fast. They
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: had all ticket Master outlets and you can get him
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: at the box office. Jay Anthony Brown will be in
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: the building, So watch it out there now, kill Junior
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Space that President Houston, Texas gonna be in the building, Nephew, Timmy,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: that be me, fool, that's that. That's the stupid will
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: be in the building and shaking it up. Earth quake.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: It's rocking with us. On sale. Read now, that's a show. Yeah,
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: we do Phi. Well, we get through a Philly. I'm
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: gonna have a meeting with him. Okay, y'all, y'all, I'm
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: gonna go have a meeting with him. Sit down, I'm
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: not gonna do this. Listen, listen to see we're gonna
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: sit down, We're gonna smoke a cigar. Yeah, we're gonna talk.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have a come to Jesus meet, all right,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: and then we're gonna get this thing together. Will you host? Okay?
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: And then you bring out me Jay and Jill. Let
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: me ask you something. We're gonna work it out when
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I get through hosted and I bring you out. What
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: is you gonna do coming out? Why we go? This
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: is why we're gonna come out and go to work.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Why is it that now you're gonna have to come
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: out and dig your ass out that talk? What you're
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: gonna have to do? HU promise free? Thank you, nephew.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, Today's Strawberry Letters. We'll get into it
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to this Stry Morning show
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: all right. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: If you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 52:18
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• 52:25
  Speaker 1: your letter live on the air, just like we're gonna
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: read this one right here today. Okay, buckle up and
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you here it
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: is the strawberry letters subject the minister wants more than
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: my todds. All right, Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: twenty nine year old single female and my dad is
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: a well known pastor. I moved back home after college
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: and I've been a big part of the church family
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: since then. I help out with the youth ministry and
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I get along well with the youth minister. He is
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: five years older than me and he's married. The youth
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: minister and I always had great faith based talks and
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: I looked up to him as a spiritual mentor until recently.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Two weeks ago, after service, he was walking me to
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: my car and he said we need to talk about
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: sex and salvation, and I was like, say what. I
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: reminded him that I was abstinate and did not want
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: to talk about sex at all. He said he needed
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: to confide in me because he is a natural born
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: freak and he's ready to leave his wife because she
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: can no longer satisfy his sexual needs. Then he said
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: there is nothing wrong with having sex before marriage, that
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: God created sex for men and women to use, not abuse.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: He told me that every man in the church talks
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: about how I am a brick house, and it's a
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: shame that I won't let anyone show me how to
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: use this gift to my advantage. He said, being sexually
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: active is a natural thing if experienced with the right person.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: He said that he could show me all of this
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: mess that he said goes against everything that I've been taught.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: I know I may sound slow, but could he be right?
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: And I'm saving myself for nothing. I am somewhat attracted
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: to him, and the thought of him teaching me about
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: my body and sex is enticing. But he's married. What
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: do you think is it worth the weight? Or should
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I go ahead and get a little experience from someone
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: that's willing to help me? Wow? Wow, this guy is
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: a minister. Huh, Well, he should know better. He really
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: should know better. And he's a youth minister on top
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: of that, so he's leading our youth. What he's doing
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: is tempting you, and I got to ask you, please,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: don't take the bait. Don't listen to him talking about
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: how he's a natural born freek who's ready to leave
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: his wife because she can't satisfy him sexually. What does
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: that have to do with youth ministry? And he's married
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: top of that. You know, this is why they say,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: and this is why you have to please know God
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: for yourself, and don't let anyone tell you their version
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: or their interpretation of the truth. You can read the
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Bible just like he can, and he can tell you
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: these things, but you have to read in there what
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: it says. If you're a Christian and you want to
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: do what it says, you're in the church, so hopefully
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: you know you would want to lead by example. I mean,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, sex is natural and all of that stuff,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: but we also have a thing called self control. Now
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: I'm speaking to you because you're in the church and
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: you're around the youth and all the stuff, you know,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: and he should be leading the youth, not trying to
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: mislead the youth with what he's talking about. He's trying
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: to have sex with you and he's married. Okay, all
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: of that's wrong. No, you should not let him give
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: you this experience and all of that he is wrong.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: He's got a wife at home. If I were you,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: I would tell my dad what he's doing and let
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: him know that this youth minister is trying to lead
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: you down the wrong path. As well, Steve, I'm not
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: going along with this total naive conversation. Twenty nine female Fine,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: come home working into daddy's church, now youth ministers five
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: years old. And you y'all always had great faith based talks.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: You know, you always looked up to him as a
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: spiritual mentor. And then he was walking in to your
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: con Then he said the one thing that I don't
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: know how he put in the same sentence, but he said,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: let's talk about sex and salvation. Let me immediately make
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: a statement that it is filled with corruption, sex and salvation,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: lost and found. That's the same time glory. It's what
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: we're talking about with sex and salvation. All right. You
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: know that's like saying the boogeyman ain't Really that's scary.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I would venture to say, come on now that this
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: young man wants to bid you, wants to a laid
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: down in any kind of passion, not where the lower
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: lead him, but where he wants to go. Yeah, because
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: how in the hell is we walk into the car
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden the subject of sex and
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: salvation pop up. It didn't come out of nowhere. She
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: had been devising this, planning it, nurturing the moment land
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: in wait and Bush walked you to the car. Walk
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: on down. He said he needed to confide in you
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: because he is quote unquote a natural bone freak. Yes,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: that's from the NBL Foundation. What's that? What's that mean?
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Right now? There is the natural born freaks of a male.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: I mean he's ready to leave his wife because she
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: can no longer satisfy his sexual need. Anybody ever wanted,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: she might not be satisfied. You know. Sometimes we want
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: to say that they can't satisfy us no more, but
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: it's actually us that can't satisfy them. No, we come back.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: We're gonna get into this thing way deeper. Then you
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: gonna wound us to get in there. Man man again.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: All right, out bonds right after this at eight twenty three.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. All right, does Steve let's recap
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letters subject the minister wants more than my time?
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Yes he does, he won't huh. He walked up to
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: her car and in the same sentence said he wanted
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: to discuss six in Salvation. Yes, let's talk about it.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: I want to talk about freedom and slavery. You know,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: since we're talking about stuff that don't go together. You
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: want to talk about six and salvation? Right? Will Ain't
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: that about nothing? Let's you and I get into this.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: He told me that he needed my attention because his
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: wife could no longer satisfy him sexuality. What was that?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Sexual wilder? That wild sexual wilder because he is a
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: natural bone freak, a member of the NBA, and he's
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: ready to leave his wife because she can no longer
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: satisfy sex for me. Then he went on to say,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: listen to this lie. There's nothing wrong with having sex
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: before marriage. Now you know that ain't technically right. You
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: know that, mister minister, And for you to miss guide
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: this woman is really You're going to heal faster than
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: you need to, no doubt right now. And said that oh,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing wrong with having sexual marriage. That God created
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: sex for men and women to use, not abused. He
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: also said, when you marry to cleave only unto her
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: and to leave all others. But you hadn't still he
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  Speaker 1: help in your face leave it. He told me that
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  Speaker 1: every man in the church talks about how I am
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  Speaker 1: a brick house and it's a shame that I won't
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  Speaker 1: let anyone show me how to use this gift to
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  Speaker 1: my advance. Well right now. He said that being sexually
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  Speaker 1: active as a natural thing, it just come out natural.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you just sitting there and all of a sudden
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  Speaker 1: something natural healthy. You're just sitting there just feeling all natural.
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  Speaker 1: Next thing you know, naturally is everywhere natural. Now you
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  Speaker 1: looking at it, Now you naturally slowly? Now you drooling.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're saying stuff all is natural. He said that
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  Speaker 1: he could show me all of this mess that he
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  Speaker 1: said goes against everything that I've been taught. He go
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  Speaker 1: gets what he's been taught. I know I may sound slow,
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  Speaker 1: but could he be right? And am I saving myself
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  Speaker 1: for nothing? I am somewhat attracted to him and thought
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  Speaker 1: of him teaching me about my body and sexis entyson,
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  Speaker 1: But he's married. What do you think is it worth
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  Speaker 1: the weight? Or should I go ahead and get a
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  Speaker 1: little experience from someone that's willing to help? Girl? First
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  Speaker 1: of all, letting me help you understand you don't need
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  Speaker 1: no help. Uh, I'll say that again, you don't need
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  Speaker 1: no help. Just continue being the fine young woman that
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  Speaker 1: you are and know that real help is on the way.
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  Speaker 1: See God gonna send you what you need. He's not
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: gonna let you live without it. So hold on, stay
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  Speaker 1: away from this married man. That's a dangerous trap. He's
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  Speaker 1: not leaving his wife. He's lying about that. He may
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  Speaker 1: be a natural bone freak, but you don't need to
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: find out how freaky he is. He would put you
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  Speaker 1: in a no win situation, young lady. There's nothing to
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  Speaker 1: gain from it from you at all. It's all a
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  Speaker 1: win win from him. Tell him to kiss your behind,
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  Speaker 1: Tell him to take your behind, put it in the box,
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  Speaker 1: kiss it and don't miss a crone. Tell him that
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  Speaker 1: hell is awaiting him. Tell your daddy, the pastor, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I said. Tell your daddy. That's really all I
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  Speaker 1: have to say about this. Oh thank you, pastor. Do
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  Speaker 1: we want to her to send a picture though the
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  Speaker 1: We just see this brick house. Do you get any
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: pictures in there? You've been pushing any pictures? Make it? Boy?
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  Speaker 1: Do I tell him on what he gets loaded? I
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: need to know because I'll give you the cold because
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  Speaker 1: I can't use it no more. I give you the
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  Speaker 1: code you realize you're married. I ain't stupid. The last
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  Speaker 1: thing I'm am stupid. No that last statement. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's not the last thing you are. Thank you uncle.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna stop saying last thing. I am a stupid
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  Speaker 1: that's the very first thing. All right. You can email
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  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to Steve Show. Well, guys,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: have you ever you know, left an attitude, actions left
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: a job with? Yeah, okay, let's hear about it. You're
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: taking hell, I'm sitting here here and I got my
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: ass here right here, meaning right that I'm here. Yeah,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not throwing shade. I'm building a tent. Okay, I
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: know you have one st You take this job and
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  Speaker 1: of its story. Well, I worked at a place called
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  Speaker 1: Lincoln Electric and I hated it. I hated with everything
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  Speaker 1: in me. I worked a graveyard ship, and man, I
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: despised the job because at four o'clock, I don't care
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: who you are, you sleep. There is no getting used
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: to four am. You're supposed to be sleep. And lunch
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: was twenty minutes. It was like working. It was. It
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: was the hardest job I've ever had. Lunch was twenty
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: minutes and you and we had to work on a
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: piece system where we had to develop all these wire
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: coils by pieces. And I hated that job. And I
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: had this little dude named Tony was my supervisor, cooler dude,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: but I just I didn't like the company. And so
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: I went to work one day and I just told him,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: I said, hey, man, I'm not gonna be able to
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: continue anymore. I got a huge loan came in from
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: small Business Association to start my own company, and all
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: the men was the oh wow, really, Steve, what you do? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm starting my own carpet clean in business. Man. I
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: got the money, the loan came through, offered me the
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: body equipment, so I'm gonna go full time. Oh man,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: good luck to you. So I ended up getting his
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: job as a carbon clean coper. Well, one of the
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: guys used my company, which partly was true. I didn't
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: really get the money from a small business loan. I
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: just wanted to quit, okay, And so one dude called
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: me and asked me to clean his house because he
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: knew my house number, and I went by his house.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: But I had went to pick and pay with your
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: grocery store, and I rented machines every day, and just
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: put it in the back seat of my car. And
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: I pulled up at his house and unloaded the carbon
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: cleaning machine from the back seat my car. He's, man,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: I thought you was a professional car but cleaner. You
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: didn't renting the machine from that man, I'm gonna tell
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: everybody down at the job, Okay. So I said, okay, cool,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: ain't no problem right here. That sound So I just
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: went on to ruin his corpet ruined, now ruined, carn't
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: extract the water, just put it in there. Since you're
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: gonna go tell go tell him that too. He felt
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: good about this, didn't very comfortable. And from that story
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: we go to the one and the only. Wasn't a
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: funny story. It wasn't really a you know, I don't
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: like the company, or no, I really didn't like you.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show, all right, so the guys are here.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming this does not include you, Steve. No, absolutely,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: you know the hell it don't. But I know how
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  Speaker 1: you are. He he don't like to be in foolish
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  Speaker 1: what happened, But this green change. He changed used to
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  Speaker 1: Universe paget people was Oh my god, yo check it?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. My sons asked me, could they have
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: a jacket? Oh you want to come Tommy? You don't
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: you know you're not at this level. Why am I
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: talking to you? I don't know why you got a
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: green jack with some dad crochet on it? What are
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: you talking about, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, that wasn't crochet. I
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: know it's don't check gumbo? Who ever made him? Check gumbo?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: When you can't say it's because you can't get it?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, let's just go on something else. Yeah,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: ain't what you're doing? All right? All right? Time for
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: site piece holiday gift ideas guys. Now, yeah, this where
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: you talk. Yeah, it's where you shot right. Well, let
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  Speaker 1: me think now you know when you have a side well, Jay,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: start this off, Jay, Okay, we have we have gift
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: ideas for side pieces male and female because they want
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: to be spending the holidays alone by themselves. So so
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: to beat the rush on what to get your side piece,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Tommy has come up with some suggestions for men and
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: women who are side pieces gifts you can give them
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: take it away, Tommy. Well, you know it's a few
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: things you know that you can. You know, you can,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: like like one ticket to see Hamilton. You know what
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. You know yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's very Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you buy yourself. She can't take a friend,
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  Speaker 1: a male friend, a friend of one ticket to Hamilton.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: That's all you need. Why don't you do that? Send
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  Speaker 1: her half for a large pizza with everything on it
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  Speaker 1: and a note that saved. When you eat this pizza,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: just know I eat the other half. Thank you, Merry Christmas.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: We can't now you eat your part. How about this hill?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: How about this hill? Send her scarff, my hat and
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: gloves and some long Johns with a note that saved.
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  Speaker 1: You gonna be cold and lonely when I'm not there,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: So keep one, baby, Chris. Yeah, I love right there.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: But says I love you. That says I love you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about you, and I got things to do
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: if she goes for this, that's what it said. Nobody
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: said the word stupid. That's wrong. Okay, okay, fellas here
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  Speaker 1: go on, fellas, fellas, that's what that's what you can do.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Fellas sing your girl, sen your side piece of bra
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  Speaker 1: from Victoria's Secrets, right and let her know. We'll pick
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: the bottoms on Decenter twenty seven. Ye just to talk
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  Speaker 1: something to look man. Yes, but we're gonna we'll get
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: the We're gonna get them bottoms after Christmas. They be
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: the day after because everybody when returns, can I give
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: you one? Come on, that's what I've been waiting on.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Come out by a decame arts so she can play solidity.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody gonna be over there? Hi, guys, side peace
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  Speaker 1: holiday gift ideas, Thank you. Coming up more of today's
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: trending stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. That'll be
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: coming up for twenty minutes after the hour. Right after
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: this you're listening to show, We're back with more side
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  Speaker 1: piece holiday gift ideas by Tommy and Jay. And when
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  Speaker 1: we went to break, Steve chimed in and help tom.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: I just I wasn't help you with a gift idea.
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  Speaker 1: That was not helping. I just wanted to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: put something in the bag. You know, Junior single, you
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: got one? Oh yeah, because you're gonna be alone a lot.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: You're gonna need all six seasons of a DVD of
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Martin to watch because you need to laugh. Why you
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: got your self? Yeah? Now you know, now you know,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Junior Jay, y'all know. Now there's some ladies got some
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: side pieces. Oh yeah, yeah, you know that. So ladies,
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  Speaker 1: this is what you do. This is what you do.
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  Speaker 1: Send your send your little side man, Send your side
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  Speaker 1: man a hotel key with a note that said the
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: room is ready, is already paid for? All right, see
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: you on the twenty seven. Haven't ready for mama, I know,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: because nobody can get on. You can't do nothing on
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: twenty field cars. Give you crew, I give you another one.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me come on, come on, give her a half
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: a missile toe yes, and just say I know you know.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: I'm over here kissing when I do see you. You
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: get the other hand the seven. All right, we got
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This ignorance coming up.
• 1:15:06
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• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, so you have a major announcement about
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: twenty made announced Smith Soul is a deal. I want
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: to talk to you about the Santa Soul Festival twenty twenty. Huh.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: I've been putting on this festival, a lot of comedies,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: some concerts, empowerment, relaxation at luxury all inclusive resorts. I'm
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: doing it now for the past three years, and it
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: just keeps getting better and better. Now, we just hosted
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: this last year's event and it was absolutely off the chain. Now,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: me and Marjorie was out on the dance floor with y'all,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: my girls out there in the pool with Lisa Ray
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: I heard about that that was not playing the ended
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: up hosting the pool party out there. Y'all was clowning
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: out there in that audience on the Showtime and Deal
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: Apollo night. And we just had a lot of fun, man,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: I mean man, I saw some old friends. I actually
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: bought down up some catches I went to college with. Man.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: I had a real up man man. I just had
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: a good time, y'all. So, and what I want y'all
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: to do go over to my Instagram and my Facebook page,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: and I want you to check out the video that
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: you can see what I'm talking about that I'm releasing
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: from this year's event. But now next year we are
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: all doing all of this but we are going to
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: add a couple of things due to popular demand, and
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: we listen to our audience. They've been loyal and so
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: they told us what they want. So we've been doing
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: some thinking and we moved in and we shift some
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: stuff around. We're adding all new, sexy, all white, dinner
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: on the beach with live music, and then this year
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: I've added to I've watched my clientele. I said, man,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: you know, don't be slick. We love Spades, we love dominoes.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: I said, dog gonna Steve while we down that clown
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: and when it get nightfall, we're gonna have us a
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Spade bid with in Domino tournament with cash prize. Oh man,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: We're just gonna sit down and do what we do.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Margie's gonna have an exclusive designed items at her beauty ball.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: It's about to go down. But now I want to
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: let y'all know something. We got the dates and the
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: location already secured for twenty twenty, so you can start
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: planning early. The twenty twenty saying it Soul Festival. It's
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: headed to the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Poota Khana.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: In Poota Khanna Man for the Labor Day holiday September
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: three through the seventh. Only thing changes the dates. We
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: are going to the luxurious Hard Rock Hotel and Casino
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: in Puna Kanna. It's just we decided to go back.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: We've listened to our customers. We were well aware everything
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: has been wrecked. The Fine Tourism Board is happy about it.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: All right, listen to me, everybody. Right now, you can
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  Speaker 1: call us at one eight hundred six eight four twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty eight twenty five. And to listen to this. We
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  Speaker 1: are running our early bird special right now through Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: You can secure your spot, so call us. This is
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: a bomb diggity Christmas gift. Now you want to give
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: this Christmas gift to somebody under the tree and tell
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: them we're go into the Saying the Soul, Punta Kana.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Give the gift of saying the Soul for the holidays.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, thank you. Coming up last break of
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: the day. We'll be back with Steve and his closing
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: remarks right after this at forty nine after the hour.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve, We're here at
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: the last break of the day. Just one more thing.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: You're closing remarks, What do you have for us today, Steve,
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: I've been really, really on a mission here too, try
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: to encourage people, you know, because they're actually moments that
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: I feel lost. You know, I'm pretty sure all of
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: you had those moments here on the morning show. I mean,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: you know, there's just times when you just are confused
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: and you just don't really know what to do. So
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: I was gonna replay another one, but I'm in it now,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: so you know here it is because you know it is.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: It is paramount that you understand that you're not the
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: only one that's going through something. That the people that
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: you think have it also together. You gotta understand something.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: They're going through something. The person that you think has
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: gotten it all right, they're going through something. It was
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: funny today, man, I was somewhere. I can't tell you where,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: but I was somewhere. Was a lot of a lot
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: of people there who are supposedly well off, you know,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: and I met a guy that I had never met before,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: but I do business with him, but I've never met him.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: And so I was coming out of the place and
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: a guy was talking to on the way. I said, Steve,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: I'd like you to meet SO and Soul. And I said, hey, man,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: how you doing. My name is Steve Harvey. The guy said,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: the real Steve Harvey. I said yeah. He said, I'm
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: So and Soul. I own SO and Soul. And I said,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: what are you kidding me? And I hugged a guy
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: because I've been doing business with him for almost six
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: years and I had no idea who he was. I
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: never met him. I just do some business with him.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: And I was sitting there and he got to talking
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: to me, and I was saying, because the business, I
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: get something from this guy, a service that he provides,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: and he made a tremendous amount of money. And I
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: was just telling him, man, man, I said, man, you're
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: doing really good. And he just opened up out of nowhere.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: He said, I'm going through a divorce. And I went, wow, man,
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: hanging there, man, I've been there a couple of times.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: He said, Noah, Man, I'm really going through it. Man.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: He said, I love my children. I said, he said,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: but just we got to the point where we can't
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: make it. And this is a guy who, keep in mind,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: on the outward appearance, hasn't all working. I mean, when
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: I met him, I was going like, whoa, this is
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  Speaker 1: the guy. Man, this is the dude that does the
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  Speaker 1: thing that people love. And man, this is the guy
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  Speaker 1: he got it together. And he said, Man, I'm going
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: through a divorce. I said, man, hanging down, I've been there,
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  Speaker 1: He said, Man, have you really? I said, yeah, Man,
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  Speaker 1: he said that's right. I've kind of heard your story
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  Speaker 1: off and on. This is your third marriage. I said yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And we sat down. We started talking, and I gave
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  Speaker 1: him some advice. I just said, hey, man, at one
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  Speaker 1: point in time, you know what it is. It's money,
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  Speaker 1: I said, at one point in time, Man, you can't
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: fight so hard. He said, Man, but I was married
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  Speaker 1: for twenty six years. I thought, I knew this woman,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't. I said, look, man, whatever the case is,
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  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, you gotta get to
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  Speaker 1: a place of happiness. He said, how do I do that?
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  Speaker 1: I said, why don't you just let go? I said,
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  Speaker 1: what's causing you the most griefous? You're trying to hang
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  Speaker 1: on to something so deeply without realizing that you made
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: money before you make some more. He said, you kidding me?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: I said yeah. I said, I just gave up. Man.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: He said, Wow, that's what I should do. He said
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  Speaker 1: to the biggest stress is killing me is how do
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  Speaker 1: I keep what I got? I said, You're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: be able to do that. Man. It's because that's what
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: the divorce is. And I'm saying all that to say
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  Speaker 1: this that no matter who you are, no matter who
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: you think a person is, they going through something. Everybody's
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: going through something, but the key for all of us
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  Speaker 1: that's going through something, that is one thing that's available
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  Speaker 1: to us all. And I don't want to sound corny
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  Speaker 1: or nothing, but prayer man, Prayer, prayer man. Man. I
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  Speaker 1: can't even tell you how many times it has been
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  Speaker 1: my only source of hope, my only source of comfort,
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  Speaker 1: my only source of inspiration, my only source of an answer.
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  Speaker 1: I've been in some stuff so wrong, so turned up,
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  Speaker 1: so flipped up. Man. I had no clue what to do.
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  Speaker 1: But prayer man, that simple thing of going somewhere in
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  Speaker 1: your mind. You ain't got to if you can get
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: in the room by yourself, cool, but you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to make an appointment, You ain't got to clear with nobody.
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  Speaker 1: You can just say, hey, God, it's me, and I
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: know you ain't used to hear from me, and I
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: gotta do better. But hey, I'm i'm a, I'm a
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  Speaker 1: I'm in a hole right now and I don't know
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: what to do. And I've heard that you hear and
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: answer prayer. I'm asking you right now to hear me.
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  Speaker 1: And if you don't, do nothing but just give me
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: the stript to endure it all? Could you do that
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  Speaker 1: for me? Could you just calm my spirit down and
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: send me a sign that it's gonna be all right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't can hide in, but just let me know
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  Speaker 1: that it's gonna be right. I've done it like that.
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  Speaker 1: Prayer is effective. Prayer changes things. Prayer, don't forget to pray.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be ashamed of pray, and don't ever be too
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  Speaker 1: proud to pray because prayer, prayer changes things, and prayer
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  Speaker 1: change people too. Drop a cloth. That's it. What do knows?
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