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All Night Love, Stank Ass Vegans, Sheryl Underwood, Carla's Reality Update and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in the stuffing not me through good
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  Speaker 1: it listening to other Please, I don't join jo. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta use that turn hurting you? Are you gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: to turn out? Turn? You haven't got to turn out
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  Speaker 1: to turn the water the water go? Come? Come on
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  Speaker 1: your thah I show will good morning everybody. You are
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice one and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Come on, y'all. I said that a
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  Speaker 1: little bit wrong this morning, but I'm tired. I just
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  Speaker 1: came out to the gym. I'm a little out of
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  Speaker 1: sorts right now, but it's okay. I'll pull it together.
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  Speaker 1: But let me tell you something, man, I got a
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  Speaker 1: clear cut message for you today. I really do you know.
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  Speaker 1: As I've gotten older, I've began to take some supplements.
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  Speaker 1: And supplements are to help your body in things that
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't produce as much as it used to. Supplements
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  Speaker 1: are designed to help you replenish what's been depleted in
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  Speaker 1: your body as supplements. Now, now, people, I can tell
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  Speaker 1: you can speak a lot more aggressively and a lot
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  Speaker 1: more knowledgeable on this subject, but just giving you a
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  Speaker 1: just a brief overview of minderstanding of now. If you've
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  Speaker 1: been living your life for a while, supplements are necessary
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  Speaker 1: for most of us now. Also, if you've been living
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  Speaker 1: your life for a while spiritually, you may need some
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  Speaker 1: supplements because you've just been at it for a while.
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  Speaker 1: You don't got wore down a little bit, You're tied
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  Speaker 1: some people around you, ain't changing. Some people around you draining.
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  Speaker 1: It's just life just keeps on coming. Life don't ever
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  Speaker 1: get no easier. It just you become more knowledgeable about
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  Speaker 1: how to handle it. It does not get any either easier.
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  Speaker 1: You continue to lose loved ones, you continue to have
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  Speaker 1: to confront the challenges. It's just that over course of
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  Speaker 1: time you become experienced and you can handle them better.
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  Speaker 1: But life don't get no easier. But spiritually you get
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  Speaker 1: a little bit worn down. Well, you need some spiritual
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  Speaker 1: supplements too. And I'm just gonna flat out tell you,
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  Speaker 1: the more God that you can replenish yourself with, the
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  Speaker 1: higher the dosage of God that you are willing to
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  Speaker 1: put into your spiritual self, the possibilities then become limitless.
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  Speaker 1: You actually have the ability to make a conscious decision
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  Speaker 1: to supplement your body, and you have a conscious decision
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  Speaker 1: to supplement your spirit. You can do both. So what
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  Speaker 1: I did was, I could just tell you what I did.
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  Speaker 1: I was taking all these supplements. I started taking supplements
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  Speaker 1: where I was about forty five. I think that's when
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  Speaker 1: I began. I was thinking about it one day and
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  Speaker 1: I just went wild. Man. I started talking to some
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  Speaker 1: knowledgeable people. I found out I needed these things. But
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  Speaker 1: then spiritually, man, I started supplementing myself too. I started
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  Speaker 1: praying some more. I started trying to gain a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more knowledge and wisdom and understanding from scriptures and
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  Speaker 1: just try to make sense of all of it, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just just make a little bit more sense out of
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  Speaker 1: my life, make sure that I was on the right path.
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  Speaker 1: A matter of fact, get on the right path, find
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  Speaker 1: out my real purpose and my mission in life. And
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  Speaker 1: nobody can do that for you. That's something that you
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  Speaker 1: have to want to do. But I started supplementing my
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  Speaker 1: spiritual side of my life and supplementing my body. Now
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  Speaker 1: I happen to be right now about in the best
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  Speaker 1: shape I've ever been in. Technically, I can assure you,
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  Speaker 1: though I am in the best shape spiritually I have
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  Speaker 1: ever been in. Now my body has looked better, it
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  Speaker 1: really has. I mean, come on now, at who I
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  Speaker 1: am in life, at the stage with the years I've
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  Speaker 1: been walking this earth. Man, I'm cool, But spiritually I'm
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  Speaker 1: in the best shape I've ever been in. And what
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  Speaker 1: has done for me, y'all is it's gave me a
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  Speaker 1: peace and a calmness. You know, it used to be, man,
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  Speaker 1: I used to fight so hard against people who attack. Now, man,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't. It ain't as serious to me because now
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  Speaker 1: I have a full understanding that if I come under attack,
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  Speaker 1: that God is with me, because that's a promise he made.
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  Speaker 1: That's Isaiah fifty four seventeen. That's that's that's. Any weapon
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  Speaker 1: formed against you, any weapon formed against you shall not prosper.
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  Speaker 1: You can't. You can't come and get me. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: here for you to take down because you didn't put
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  Speaker 1: me here. So why would I feel a person bringing
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  Speaker 1: me down when they're not the reason that I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: So when you attack me, you have to be careful
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  Speaker 1: because I ain't ever by myself. I formed a relationship
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  Speaker 1: with the most high that I can rely on for protection.
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  Speaker 1: For coverage and for peace. A lot of times when
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  Speaker 1: things used to stress me out, how to run this,
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  Speaker 1: how to handle this, how to deal with that? You know,
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  Speaker 1: famous rough Man. And then you put that together with
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  Speaker 1: some business, and you put that together with your family.
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  Speaker 1: You got a lot of stuff you're trying to tend to.
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  Speaker 1: I have a peace of mind about it now because
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  Speaker 1: I have someone who provides me with a sense of
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  Speaker 1: understanding and calmness that lets me know that this tool
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  Speaker 1: shall pass. That it ain't just a saying that I
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  Speaker 1: heard old people say that. It ain't just something my
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  Speaker 1: mama used to tell me. It's something that can really happen.
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  Speaker 1: Once you get an understanding, this tool shall pass. This
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  Speaker 1: is just another piece of life that you are now
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  Speaker 1: better equipped to handle. I'm telling you what it's done
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  Speaker 1: for me. A millions of people out there hear me.
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  Speaker 1: Man has done the same thing for them. I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: it new to some people, but there's some people that
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  Speaker 1: show enough understand what I'm saying. And then if you
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  Speaker 1: have known this but kind of forgot it, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for some supplements. So when you get like that, and
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  Speaker 1: now you find yourself in a situation with a disease
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  Speaker 1: or something. You gotta do something. Nah, you gotta start
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  Speaker 1: juicing all your greens. You gotta start detoxing your body.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta start purifying the system. See, the human body
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  Speaker 1: has always had a way to repair itself if you
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  Speaker 1: just give it a chance. Your mind and has always
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  Speaker 1: had a chance to repair itself, if you give it
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  Speaker 1: a chance, and your spirit always has a chance to
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  Speaker 1: repair itself, if you give it a chance. It's the
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  Speaker 1: only way I can maintain at this level, and it's
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  Speaker 1: the only way I have any chance of going further.
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  Speaker 1: I have to increase my dosage of spiritual supplements. I
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  Speaker 1: got to talk to God a little bit more. I
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  Speaker 1: got to pray a little bit more. I got to
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  Speaker 1: understand his word a little bit more. That's all I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you. Man, If you do that, if you just
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  Speaker 1: pray more, if you just studied a little bit more, man,
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  Speaker 1: just try to get an understand it, ask him to
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  Speaker 1: help you understand. It will open up the possibilities of
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  Speaker 1: your life into a realm you never could have imagined.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that's real. Okay, you're listening tow nobody.
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  Speaker 1: Wish up, Wake up, wake up. It is the Steve
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  Speaker 1: harve in Morning Show, coming at you, helping you getting
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  Speaker 1: through the day. Me and the crew, We're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: it to you. Is that right? Should trump by? This
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  Speaker 1: is correct? Sir? Good morning? That's your inside voice. I
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  Speaker 1: love it, I really do. I love it. In said,
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  Speaker 1: but how about it? Callar Barrell? What's going on? Baby?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? James, Shirley, nephew, what's happening? Happy Thursday? Everybody?
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  Speaker 1: Happy Thursday to everybody out there. And last but not least,
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  Speaker 1: he is the King of pranks, not king, the King
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  Speaker 1: of Franks. What's up man, Franks? Roman Country? Then let
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  Speaker 1: me your ear. I am the pranks, the king prank you.
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  Speaker 1: How are the various season not to praise him? And
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  Speaker 1: you know the rest? I don't I know? You know that, right, Timmy,
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  Speaker 1: you know the rest of it. I don't know the
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  Speaker 1: rest of that. I don't know. You catching n about
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Don't be shot and then you don't know, man,
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  Speaker 1: don't be shot? What's up? Everybody? On Thursday morning? One
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  Speaker 1: more day? We got a Friday. We can make Thursday
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  Speaker 1: and Friday. It's a cinch. It will be easy to do. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's a three day weekend three days. Yes, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: good on them because I ain't. I ain't worth a
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  Speaker 1: damn when you come back, I'm telling nobody is tom No,
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  Speaker 1: but at least you have Monday off. Yeah, but but
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  Speaker 1: but but the Tuesday is Monday. Though. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, we gods, Now what what's the logic? What's
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  Speaker 1: the logic? Tim what is it? I'm just saying, you know,
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  Speaker 1: if if it's a big three day weekend, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have a lot of fun and then we don't have
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  Speaker 1: to work home Monday. But then, you know, you treat
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  Speaker 1: Monday like Sunday and Tuesday's Tuesday's Monday, you know Monday. Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Are you high right now? Are you high? That was me?
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  Speaker 1: If you got people that come over for the long weekend,
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  Speaker 1: when should they leave when? What would be the grace
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  Speaker 1: to say they show up Thursday? All right? Okay? When
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  Speaker 1: do they leave? They shouldn't leave without you asking him?
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  Speaker 1: They should be leaving with Monica off Air said Friday,
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  Speaker 1: I like company, So I'll take this one. I'll say
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  Speaker 1: Sunday morning after breakfast just good or brunch? No, why
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  Speaker 1: they got to eat Breakfastay? That the whole damn weekend. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: but I want my Sunday evening and all day Monday
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  Speaker 1: to myself. I can you can make shorted in that.
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  Speaker 1: We just drop in on Thursday to see how I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: Thursday night, y'allasses on the road going home Thursday night.
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  Speaker 1: You wothing happened, Jay to make you hate company so much?
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  Speaker 1: To something? Nothing happened. I just don't like people at
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  Speaker 1: the house. There's nothing personal. Yes, it is personal. It's
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  Speaker 1: nothing people personal. Yeah, that's how it's the very read
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  Speaker 1: of the very definition. Go to your place, don't come here,
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  Speaker 1: don't go away. That's I don't even have a welcome
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  Speaker 1: met at my house because you know, but she was like,
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  Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving, you don't do big Thanksgiving dinners, or we're
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  Speaker 1: not doing it in my place. I might go to one,
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  Speaker 1: but not at not at not not at the other
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  Speaker 1: j spot. No, we're not doing it that way. Enough. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: all right, that's why they call you bitter man. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, guess what,
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  Speaker 1: ask bitter man back with it? Right after this you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, guys, it is time now
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  Speaker 1: for ask bitter man. Bitter man what you say. We're
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  Speaker 1: not here to help, Okay, but you gotta let the
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  Speaker 1: people know that. Yeah, the new people joining us this morning.
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  Speaker 1: As you ain't gotten the word, he don't help. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: wait till you hear this new people all right. This
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  Speaker 1: one is from Toulouse in Jamaica. To Louse writes, I
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  Speaker 1: checked my wife's text a lot, and she's fine with it.
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  Speaker 1: But I usually sneak and do it. I saw the
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  Speaker 1: name Player, and so I read the text. I could
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  Speaker 1: tell by the messages that Playa is a guy in
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  Speaker 1: our church choir. He calls her Songbird and told her
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  Speaker 1: he has been thinking about her a lot. She told
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  Speaker 1: him their phone calls helped get her through the day.
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  Speaker 1: And I asked her about the texts and calls and
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  Speaker 1: why he had a nickname in her phone. She said
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  Speaker 1: he's not into women and that's what his friends call him.
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  Speaker 1: Does this sound right? Yes? First of all, stay out
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  Speaker 1: people's phone, he just stay as out people's phone. Don't
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  Speaker 1: go on people's phone. You should never go on somebody's phone.
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  Speaker 1: That's just that should be a demandment. Thou should not
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  Speaker 1: go and it should have been written long before phones
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  Speaker 1: were invented. Thou should not go into another person's phone,
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  Speaker 1: or that I should burn in hell because it's just wrong,
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  Speaker 1: dead wrong, look into bear. I mean, this is Siri, right, Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: Thou shalt not read text, Thou shalt not ask me
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  Speaker 1: about text. Yes, thou shalt not sin swipe my pictures,
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  Speaker 1: Thou shalt not. Thou shalt not, yes, thou shalt not,
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  Speaker 1: and thou shalt definitely not. Ear hustle. Ear hustle is
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  Speaker 1: a big sin. Oh, it's the worst, it's the right.
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  Speaker 1: Let's move on so you cannot tell some more people.
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  Speaker 1: Berry and Chicago says, I'm a single dad and my
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  Speaker 1: sons are eighteen sixteen. I work until a pm daily,
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  Speaker 1: and my sixteen year old is home by himself a lot.
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  Speaker 1: My older son confided in me that he's been catching
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  Speaker 1: his younger brother having sex in my house. He said
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  Speaker 1: he talked to my son and my son was embarrassed,
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  Speaker 1: but he knew to use protection and he cleaned up
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  Speaker 1: after himself. My older son asked me not to confront
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  Speaker 1: my sixteen year old, and honestly, I did the same
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  Speaker 1: thing when I was young, so I get it. But
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  Speaker 1: as a father, isn't this something I should handle? You?
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  Speaker 1: Know normally when I hear these When I hear these letters,
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  Speaker 1: I try to hear a problem and so I can
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  Speaker 1: decide if I'm going to help or not. And what
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  Speaker 1: are you saying? I don't really see a problem. He
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  Speaker 1: does a problem, he's cleaning up, he's using protection. You're
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  Speaker 1: not doing it when you're home. I mean, what in you?
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  Speaker 1: And then you did it? You did it in your house.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, so if I could see a problem this
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  Speaker 1: when I might could help. But since I don't really
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  Speaker 1: see a problem, I can't really help you. If there's
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  Speaker 1: no problem, there no problem the okay, come on, can
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what the problem is? The problem is
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  Speaker 1: the park ass brother who over the tenor dada? The
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  Speaker 1: problem is why? Why is the brother who is the
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  Speaker 1: oldest ten and everything? You know what it is? Because
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  Speaker 1: you're young brother. He got it going on and you don't.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't getting nothing going on, So you know you
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  Speaker 1: got to go right on your brother, a weak brother.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that. I can't point it out. The
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  Speaker 1: younger brother is getting more booty than the daddy and
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  Speaker 1: the older brother and they're upset with it. That's the problem.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't only right, you're absolutely right on. Now, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I see a problem. I see a problem, and that
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  Speaker 1: is you know that Carla is the only one allowed
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  Speaker 1: to say booty on the show. We're moving on. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: did you want now? We're so many were booty block?
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  Speaker 1: Were booty block? So you're saying the eighteen year old,
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  Speaker 1: come on, come on, little brother, game bad hurt at
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  Speaker 1: the daddy a game? He got some serious game, yes,
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  Speaker 1: and the daddy trying to see what to do by
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  Speaker 1: his son getting booty daddy on some pointers. Now how
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  Speaker 1: you get women? I'm working at you ain't even working
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  Speaker 1: what what are you doing? What do you say? Son?
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's what you're bringing a female in the half.
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  Speaker 1: Clearly there's a double standard because you all would be
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  Speaker 1: if this were your daughters. This absolutely sure, you know this.
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  Speaker 1: There's a double standard for the boy. I totally agree.
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  Speaker 1: We do have double standards. Life is full of double stands,
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  Speaker 1: it is. It's like, okay, just to point that out
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  Speaker 1: of fact, let's just write a double standard books. So
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  Speaker 1: y'all ain't got to ask no more. Let's get to
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  Speaker 1: Rashida in Jacksonville. Rashida says, I've been married for eight
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  Speaker 1: years and I had sex in my den with my
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  Speaker 1: husband's co worker last year when my husband had COVID,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: his co workers to drop off food for us, and
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: when I told him my husband was sleep he said,
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  Speaker 1: I looked like I needed some TLC. He started massaging
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  Speaker 1: my neck and back, and then he massaged my panties
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  Speaker 1: right on off. It was the best sex I'd had
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  Speaker 1: in a very long time. It only happened once, and
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  Speaker 1: I can't get it out of my mind. Would it
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  Speaker 1: be too forward to call him up and ask for more? What?
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  Speaker 1: But you? You damn child's gonna need another table? You
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  Speaker 1: really are. You just not gonna be able to what
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: you got out of that. You're not gonna be able
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: to sit there at that damn table. And you shouldn't
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: expect your husband and sit at the same table that you.
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  Speaker 1: I won't say boody knocking boots at you shouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: you just shouldn't you. I mean, that's just disgusting that
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  Speaker 1: you would not get a new table. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: that's just nasty that you don't go out and get
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  Speaker 1: a brand new table and leaf take a leaf out
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  Speaker 1: of something. I mean, damn a minute amazing. So you
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: don't help THEEF people consistently, but it is COVID. Though
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: it is COVID, so we are going through that. So
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: I understand her. You have to break down. I get it.
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  Speaker 1: You're it happen all right. Let's get to this last
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  Speaker 1: one and Corinth and Durham says, my daughter is engaged
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  Speaker 1: to a prominent minister in town and they have a
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  Speaker 1: lavish lifestyle. She has tried to buy me nice things,
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  Speaker 1: but I refused to live off the tides and of decent,
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  Speaker 1: hard working people. My daughter has picked out a brand
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  Speaker 1: new home for me. It's not even finished being built,
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  Speaker 1: and I told her I don't want to live in
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: it because she's stealing money. This has caused tension between
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  Speaker 1: my daughter and I. She said, I shouldn't worry about
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  Speaker 1: where the money comes from. Should I accept the house? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: The house. The Bible says don't block your blessings. It's
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: in the Bible, do not block your blessings? Right, And
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: it also it also says, will a man rob God,
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  Speaker 1: don't it saying I hate to both of you coming
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  Speaker 1: up back in the nephew, we've run that prank, right
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  Speaker 1: a Yet you have robbed me? Where you're listening to
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Miss Anna is here with our national news. She'll have
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: details on the Colorado grand jury that indicted Colorado police
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: officers and former paramedics involved in the death of unarmed
• 21:12
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• 21:15
  Speaker 1: that story and in Entertainment news. Our deepest condolences are
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  Speaker 1: going out to Nine Leaks and family. Her husband Greg
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Leaks has passed away from colon cancer. Just so sad,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: so sad. Well, we'll talk about these stories at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour, but right now the nephew is
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: here to make us laugh a little bit. Would run
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: that Frank back what you got for his nav Let
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  Speaker 1: me put a laugh on your face if I can.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: This right here is called the doctor's visit. The doctor's
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: visit put a little laugh in your day? How about that?
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: A little teaspoon and laughter from the nephew the doctor's visit.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a
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  Speaker 1: Roger Balton police. He's not here. May take a message.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Mark, ma'am. I'm calling from the class
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  Speaker 1: about to Robert Goodman. Use it down. Hold on, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: say that again, Okay, can you hear me, I can
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: hear you now. I'm I'm trying to reach Roger. He's
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  Speaker 1: not here, Okay, I'm calling from from the clinic, from
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  Speaker 1: doctor Robert's office and trying to get some information to him.
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  Speaker 1: When do you know when you actually begin? No? Actually
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  Speaker 1: I don't. Um, is everything okay? Uh? Well you know
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  Speaker 1: everything's fine. I mean nothing. I can't be handled. But um,
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  Speaker 1: we we're trying to actually get some information to him
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  Speaker 1: so that he can actually come back him for the results. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know when I can. He's supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be here now, I'm not sure when I can
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  Speaker 1: tell you he's gonna be back. Okay, I'm sorry I
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  Speaker 1: didn't ask you earlier. Man, who am I actually speaking with?
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: This is his girlfriend? Uh and your name is Jan Jan? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so uh, Jan, you don't you say you don't know,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have an idea when he'll be back. No, you,
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  Speaker 1: it's trying to make me kind of get a little
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  Speaker 1: concerned though, No, no, no, wow, Okay, I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: This is the number that he actually loved us to
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  Speaker 1: give him a call on his results, and we're not
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  Speaker 1: getting an answer. I don't have another number on hand.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any specific time I can actually call
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  Speaker 1: back and maybe I'll get him again. I'm you're making
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  Speaker 1: my stomach is getting nervous right now. What is what
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  Speaker 1: is the problem? Well, actually you know what his man is.
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  Speaker 1: Mister Rogers came in for to take a few tests,
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  Speaker 1: and he took some tests and we actually have the
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  Speaker 1: results in and we'd actually really like for him to
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  Speaker 1: come back. I don't know anything about I'm sorry, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't mean to interrupt you, but I don't know anything
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  Speaker 1: about any tests. He hasn't told me anything about going
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  Speaker 1: to a clinic or anything like that. I see, So
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  Speaker 1: what kind of tests are you talking about? Well, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm really not at liberty to give you
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  Speaker 1: any kind of information unless you're actually on the paperwork.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm you know, it's not even something that I
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  Speaker 1: can discuss unless the patient has signed off that you
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  Speaker 1: are the next of ken or the person that can
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  Speaker 1: we can actually give information to you. Do I know you?
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  Speaker 1: I do, and I'm pretty certain, I mean, the way
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  Speaker 1: we operate in this household, I'm pretty certain that that
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  Speaker 1: I'm on the paperwork. So would you please le pull
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  Speaker 1: up Roger stuff on computer here and I'll see what
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  Speaker 1: I give me one second, please sure, okay, okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: see now. Let me scroll down for next to Ken. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got a Janis. That is me? I mean everybody
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  Speaker 1: called me jam, but that's me Janice. Wow. Okay, tell
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  Speaker 1: me your name again. I'm sorry, what's your name again? Mark? Mark?
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm the clerk here at doctor Robert office.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I am at liberty to tell you what's
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  Speaker 1: going on. Please do. Mister Roger came in and took
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  Speaker 1: some STD test STD yes, And I guess at this
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  Speaker 1: point I should just maybe both of you guys should
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  Speaker 1: come in and wait a minute with everybody, and everybody
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  Speaker 1: mind no, no, no, no no, no no no, I need
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  Speaker 1: you to finish what you were just saying. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Man. What has happened is he's
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: been diagnosed with as well as you gotta be kidding me.
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  Speaker 1: You have got to be kidding me. Okay, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: hearing this. I am not. Do you do you understand
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  Speaker 1: what that means? Do you understand that he lives in
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  Speaker 1: my household? Do you understand that that means that he
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: has been dipping somewhere else because I have been not
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  Speaker 1: doing anything that would even come close to bringing something
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  Speaker 1: to him like that. So it's apparent that this man
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  Speaker 1: has been outside of my household and doing when he
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  Speaker 1: has no business doing it, and bring it back in. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not at liberty to make any accusations like that.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I cannot say anything like that. All I can say
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  Speaker 1: is I'd like for both of you, you know, it'd
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  Speaker 1: be good for both of you guys to come in
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: and then because then we'll tell you about it. Is
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  Speaker 1: this is something treatable, it is curable. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: about it being treatable or curable. What I care about
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: is the fact that he apparently has been somewhere with
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: some trick and brought something back home to my household.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I care about. I do understand that, Miss Jannis.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I do, but you have to understand my position or
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do. I'm just trying to reaching
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  Speaker 1: out and well, listen, you happen to call my house,
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  Speaker 1: so you just have to have to be on the
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  Speaker 1: end on the other side of it. I am sorry,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: you're kidding most of it, but I tell you what
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: what you need to do is you need to make
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  Speaker 1: him an appointment and I will meet him there. He
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: will be wait wait, wait, wait, when he wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You need to make him an appointment to
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  Speaker 1: come out to take a look at these results you're
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: talking about and guests who will show up at the
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  Speaker 1: door before he gets there. Me, that's what I'm thinking, kid,
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  Speaker 1: want better for you, just missing to tell him what's
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  Speaker 1: going on. Since I'm to you now, this is the
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  Speaker 1: plan you need to give him. You need to give
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  Speaker 1: him a call and give you a cell phone number
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: you never Okay, I got it. Okay, you call him
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  Speaker 1: and set a twelve new an appointment to Trust me
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  Speaker 1: when I tell you, when he walked through that door
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  Speaker 1: and seize my face, he will know. Okay, okay, miss
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: miss I'm not trying to create care to let mister
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  Speaker 1: Roger know that we need him to come actually into
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  Speaker 1: the building. Could give two about the call. All I
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  Speaker 1: know is you make that appointment. I would get that
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  Speaker 1: before he gets there and his own I'm telling you
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: that's how it's gonna roll. Do you understand me, miss,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Miss ms James. I can't allow any chaos to be
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: going on in the building. I cannot allow that. Let
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: me know your creative Let me tell you something. I
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: don't care. I could care less about what you feel
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: about it and what you can and can't do. All
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you is you call what I call looking
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: for mister Rogers. You called his suit to be white.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Correction correction sud to not be white. Okay, I got
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: one more thing I do need to tell you, though,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: mister you know what I can't deal with another thing.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I swear to God, don't tell me anything out, but
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I do have a whisper. Just make your appointment. That's
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: all I care about. You. Make your appointment, make your point.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: But I need you to ask for somebody when you
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: come to the clinic. I need you to ask for
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: one person and then they will take care of you.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Who do I need to ask for us? Okay, you
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: need to ask colnef you Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Morning Show, because that's who I am. You just got
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: branked by your husband, Roger. You know what my tem
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: me tell me? Tell me I listened to you everyone
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I know. Oh my goodness, I am so embarrassed. And
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: wait till I see right all right? Oh my gosh,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I am, I am, Oh, I'm done. I can't believe you.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I got I got one more thing I got asked, Okay,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: show in the land, the one I wake up to
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: every morning, The Steve Harby Morning Show. Bull. Yeah, that's
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: how I do it, just like that, That's how I
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  Speaker 1: do It's the Bull. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna be big
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  Speaker 1: boy septemb I'm gonna be boo yeah and wearing west
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  Speaker 1: pom Beat at the mprov. Think it's don't sell right
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  Speaker 1: now West Paum Beat your boys coming book. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: stept him with twenty four five. That's Friday and Saturday night.
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  Speaker 1: Two tickets, I mean two shows. That's two Friday two
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  Speaker 1: Saturday tickets on sale right nine. All right, thank you, nephew.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
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  Speaker 1: some entertainment and national news for you. Right after this.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show. In trending headlines, guys,
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  Speaker 1: a Colorado grand jury and died at three police officers
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: and two paramedics involved in the August twenty nineteen death
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: of Elijah McClean. You guys, remember this story. I'm sure
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Elijah McClean was a twenty three year old black man
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: who was stopped by police while walking home from a store.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: The officers placed the unarmed McClean in a neck hold
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: and injected him with a key to mine. He suffered
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: cardiac arrest and died at the hospital. Wo wow. I hope,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: I hope this is justice for Elijah McClaine. I'm glad
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: they're grand Jury two saw the saw enough evidence to
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  Speaker 1: indict them. This is going for a long damn. It's
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: three officers and two paramedics. Paramedics two, Yeah, they were
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  Speaker 1: all there. Yeah, I remember this story. He was a
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: young young man. Yeah, twenty three years jail man justice.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: He was unarmed. But what's the purpose of that? I
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: don't I don't get it. I mean, like, instead of
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: handcuffing somebody, you shoot him with some what's the purpose.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Didn't they say he was acting irrationally and they were
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: trying to get him under control or something, if I
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: remember correctly, they was trying to say he was I
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: right or what inexcusable? Whatever? It was? Unarmed. Yeah, you
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: don't inject anybody with anything when they get arrested. Nothing.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: But what are you doing that for? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: but anyway, miss Anne will have more armed story, uh,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: you know, more details and stuff and move on, moving on.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: In entertainment news, after a long battle with colon cancer,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I'm so sad to report this story, Greg Leaks has
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: passed away. He passed away peacefully in his home, yes,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: surrounded by all of his children, very close loved ones
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: and of course his wife Ninie m A family rep
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: released a statement. It reads, in part, we asked that
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  Speaker 1: you pray for peace and strength over their family and
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: allow them to mourn in private during this very very
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: difficult times. Yea loved love me is my favorite house wife. Yeah,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: he was just such a cool guy. So wise. Um,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I read a post and Cynthia Bailey that Cynthia Bailey
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: put up she put up her and Mike, her that
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: post husband, Yeah, her husband, Mike, and then she put
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: up Nani and Greg and she said, um in the
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: post that Greg was the first person that prayed for
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  Speaker 1: them as a couple. And she said she will always
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: remember that because it meant so much to them, and
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: how managed to be cool no matter what was going
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: on around here. Verrational? Yeah, yeah, very wise just wise
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: wise man. Okay, good looking guy, good looking? Yeah yeah yeah. Nice.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Now TMZ is reporting that there won't be a funeral,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: which was at Greg's request. He wanted to be cremated
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: and Nini and his family are honoring that wish and
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: there will be a celebration of life ceremony. Though um
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Greg and Nini got married back in nineteen ninety seven.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: They divorced, you recall in twenty eleven. However, a couple
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: of years later, in twenty thirteen, they said I do
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: once more and they've been happily married ever since. We
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: saw their wedding onto The Real Housewives. A couple shares
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: a son, Brett Brent, and they also have kids from
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: previous relationships. And we can't say this enough. Our deepest,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: deepest condolence is going out to Nini and the Leek's family.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: All right, Jay, we're gonna switch gears here and check
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  Speaker 1: out the headlines. All righty, everybody, it's time for the
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  Speaker 1: news with miss and Trip. Thank you very much, and
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: here we go. Everybody. We have a dangerous flooding in
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: the Northeast because the Tropic Storm Ida. Things are pretty
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: bad up there. There's states of emergency declared in both
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: New York City and in New Jersey dangerous flooding throughout
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: due to historic rainfall over night. At least eight people
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: were killed in New York City at least one person
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: killed in New Jersey. That was again because of a
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: hurricane that turned the tropical storm Ida that went up
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: there yesterday and last night. Virginia's governor Ralph Northam has
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: granted pardons posthumously to seven young black men who are
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: executed in nineteen fifty one for the rape of a
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: white woman. There's nothing more powerful than no one of
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: our past history, so we can move in a better direction.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: They were called the Martinsville Seven. They were convicted by
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: an all white male jury of raping thirty two year
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: old Ruby Floyd in a black neighborhood in nineteen forty nine.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Supporters and descendants say the men were not given any
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: fair representation. There was no investigation as to who really
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: went on and what she was doing in that area.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: After that, they were sentenced to death. They would please
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: for mercy from around the world, calling their punishment not
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: only extreme but unjust. Theirs was the largest mass execution
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: for rape in US history. In recent years. Their case
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: is seen as example of how racism is used to
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: meet out the death penalty. In Chicago, a white cot
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: placed on administrative duty while an investigation is conducted into
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: his jumping on a black woman who was simply walking
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: her dog in a park. The park was closing and
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: his video cam shows him attacking the woman who was
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: trying to get out and just walking away with her dog.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: That officer taken off the streets after the body camp
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: was seen. And now Walmart, this one in conro exist
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: and the racial spotlight. Two black men, one a former
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: officer at one the other one a local minister, handcuffed
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: and let out of the Walmart like criminals when they
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: tried to bring back a defective TV that they purchased
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: early in the day. That's even though they showed the
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: store clerk to receipt. The store people call the cops.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: They will eventually let go, they say. A white female
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Walmart employee shouted that they should get the f out
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: of the store and don't effing ever come back. And
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: by the way, the black men were never able to
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: exchange that television either. That's the way things go. We
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: have Defense Secretary Lloyd Aston marking the end of the
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: longest war in American history and the end of this
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: country's largest air evacuation of civilians. Secretary Austin praising you
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: are service members, but they say now the work is
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: different to move after and evacuates out of temporary housing
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: in intermediate staging bases and the golfing in Europe and
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: on to begin new lives. Now back to the Steve
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to show. All right, Tommy,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: come on, introduced the president and CEO of Team Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: All right, now, y'all show y'all want to go in there.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you when I pull it. When I
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, We're going deep, deep into the mind, the
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  Speaker 1: mind of the one in normally j Anthony Brown. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Labor Day weekend. It's the Ashure Theater in Middle Beach,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: South Carolina. I'll be there Friday, Saturday and Sunday and
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: then Riddles Comedy Club, Chicago, Illinois. All right, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you've been keeping up with the story. I'm
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: sure everybody knows by now. We did a story about
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: the monkey who had an affair with the white lady.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: First we read the letter from the monkey from the
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: monkey's front of you, and then the white lady wrote
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: a letter to the monkey. But we left out the
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: person who's really involved in the story, which is the
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: monkey's lady. She wrote a letter. If you don't let
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: this got I mean, she's gotta be heard calling. She
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: needs to be heard. Would you want to be heard?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Here we go, Thank Brandy, the boys mind the boy's mind.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Here we go, Di Cinderella or Becky or vampire Slayer
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: or whatever your name is. I'm about five heartbeats away
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: from jumping on your ass and beating you down until
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: you turn to the color purple. And I'm talking fast
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: and furious. Okay, please please please stay away from my king. Come,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: he's my candy man. Okay. You white chicks always try
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: to pick the best man and give up that octopusy
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: because they got the wood. Okay, well guess what two
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: can play that game? Now? I heard I heard white
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: men can't jump, but I can. Okay, so listen up, Corella,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: before you end up with a tombstone. All right, If
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: you want a man, won't you get your ass and
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: a drum line and get your own before you end
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: up with a sister living. That's it. I mean, that's
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: from the lady's point of view. Man, that's it. I'm done.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm done. Yes, you are. She had it her.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know why y'all didn't want to hear her something.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know much. You are too much, you white
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: chicks are We want to pick up the best men
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: and give up that octopussy because they got the wood. Okay,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: well guess what two can play that game? I heard
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: a white man the first time, but I can listen Corella.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Before you end up with a tombstone. You want your own,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: damn man, get in a drum line and pick him
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: before you end up with a sister living. I mean,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: the lady needs to be heard. I don't know why
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: we were overlooking her. Why not? Yea, yeah you are?
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: You let it be her. This is all I have
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: to say. Coming up at thirty four minutes. Actually the
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: album Vegans versus Barbecue Meat. Yeah, we'll talk about these
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: neighbors that are beefing, right, after this, you're listening to show. Well,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: tomorrow kicks off the Labor Day weekend. We're all getting
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: ready for that. And check this out. A man is
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: feuding with his neighbors who happen to be vegan, and
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: they're complaining when he barbecues his meat outside. Seems they
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: claim the smell is making them sick. The man said
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: he tried to accommodate them by moving his grill farther
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: away from their home, but they still complain every time
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: he fires up his barbecue pit. Okay, what everybody moving?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: They grill for him? No, No, you're gonna smell this
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: brisket till I get through with it. How much meet
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: you got? It's the brisket. I got my full slabs,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: the ribs on there. I know I got ten chickens,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: all right. And if I ain't got ten chickens, I
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: got bout fifteen quarter parts. I know that, okay, And
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what's the worse. Worse you smell? The
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: breath of a vegan is the breath of a vegan?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: That horror ball you like? I need to get some
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: meeting your and gid system man? Really, ain't nobody moving
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: their pit man, cause he did that. Nobody nice enough
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: to do that, and they still said they they get
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: sick from the smell. So here's the question. Hey, what
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: go ahead? Tell me where they can they need to
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: smoke them. They can go there and smoke some vegetables.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Do that, y'all, go a smoke and and take your
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: com camba and corn real some damn corn and shank okay,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: zucchini or something. Do that. Don't be telling me our
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: kids are for real big and shut up. This is
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: a big barbecue weekend coming up. Okay, and you're not
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: along with brisket tape. Some briskets play fourteen hours. Excuse me?
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Hold on, Jay, hold up, Tommy, you are really upset
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: about this. Okay, let me look, okay, okay, let me
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: let me din it back, Let me din it back.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry you bo Okay. Let me just
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: let me just say it as plainly as I can.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: We're gonna smoke our damn meat no matter what. It
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: don't matter how you feel, and we're gonna have links
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: and brisket and ribs and chicken all in the backyard.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: So to hell with you. And you're vegan spirit, Now,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: what if it were your neighbors, Tommy or your neighbors
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Jay that were upset. I mean, have you guys ever
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: had a problem with your neighbors smell? But I'm not
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: not gonna grill because you can't stand and smell meat. Really,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: you just don't mean you might not eat me, but
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: you smell leather. You don't have no problem with that.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: You got level jues On Man, miss me with this.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't mean no harm, but I'm just
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: gonna say it. I would hold my neighbor hands behind
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: my bridge. I'm just telling on the last I'm not
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: gonna do. That's Timmy that wants to fight. We already
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: can't we la, we can't wear white no more. Were
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: already dealing with that. Okay, what I'm gonna do, Timmy?
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I was gonna end the barbecue had saved maybe six o'clock,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: and just because you can't stand the smell. I'm barbecueing
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: all Thursday up until the night, all Friday up until
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: the night, all Saturday up until the night, and all
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Sunday up until the damn night. Yes, we're still barbecuing.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: We will still be barbecueing. Yes, I know. Listen, listen,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: and most people that really, really people, people that really barbecue,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: they will start smoking late at night all the way
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: through the morning. So the man day is good and
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: ready and juicy, so he can smell it, just you
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: know what, he got to go inside, basically, And just
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: because you don't keep meat, just because you don't eat meat,
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: you can't stand the smell it for four days, really
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: four days? Four days just throws you out the loute.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Really do you think they're all right? They might start
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: back eating meat. You think that that's what it is.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: That's what it is. They like what they smell. You want.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: You know what I tell you? This meet You can
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: meet any vegetarian, any vegetarian, You ask them what is
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: the meet you miss, and they'll always say chicken. So
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: you're still thinking about it, You still got it on
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: your damn mind. Yeah. When I was a vegan, that's
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: what made me go back. My boyfriend was cooking something.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: He was cooking some barbecue chicken and vegan. I was
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: a vegan for for many years. But this is yea
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: And for some it just looks so good. It was
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: falling off the ball I could, so what can I say?
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Close to fencing? Whoop? You ass with a turkey leg
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you that. Coming up next to nephew
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: top of the hour. Right about four minutes after, we
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: got a fun, fun, fun strawberry letter for you. This
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: one is with Steve Harvey. I know you've been missing Steve,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: so we're gonna give you a strawberry letter with Steven
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: at the subject sexy and simple minded. We'll get into
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: that a little bit. Both of them. I married both
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: of them. Ready. I'm sure they're saying the same thing
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: right now, though the nephew is here with today's prank
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us? A problems at
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: the valley? Oh at the problems We've all been there
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: at the valet. All right, I almost said one more time,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I said, problems at the valet? All right? All right?
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Path all right, cat dog, if you would hello, hey, hold,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I'm going Hey Tommy, how's it going, Hey man, what's
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: going on? You're doing all right? I'm doing good, doing good?
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: What's up? Hey? Listen, I need you to do something
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: for me. You need your your car? He helts. No no, no, no,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: no, no no, no, not this week. Listen. If I got
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: someone want you to do for me. I'm doing a
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: plank phone call, and I want you to call this
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: guy and tell him you're the valet downstairs, ask him
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: for his ticket number, and tell him, hey, we got
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: a little bit of an issue. But my my manager's
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: gonna call you back. Uh. Are sure you want me
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: to do it? You're the ballet guy. That's all you
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: gotta do? All right? What is the Mexican guy? Gotta
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: be a the valet guy and you get to be
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: the manager. What's up with that? Just I'm putting a
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: click over Nick the car. All I want you to
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: do is just telling you near the ballet guy. Will
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: you do that for me? All right? Man? I got you?
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: All right? All right? All right? Hang on? Just hang
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: on Hello? Hello? Is this mister Franklin? Yeah? Can I
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: ask us calling? Oh? Yes, Um, I'm I'm Orlando with Vallet.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Did you park electus with us about thirty minutes ago? Yeah?
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I did. What's what's going on? What's just about? I'm
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: just gonna need your ticket number real quick. There's a
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: small issue. And once you get the ticket number, I
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: could have my manager just call you back five three
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: four six. But why do you Why do you need
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: my ticket number? Is there something wrong with my car?
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Something happened. Um, my manager will call you back and
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: he'll give you all the details. Oh okay, so so
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: something did happen to my car? Um? Once I give
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: him my manager your ticket number, he'll call you back
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: shortly and he'll tell you everything. Okay, Well, can you
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: have him give me a call as soon as possible,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: because I would like to know what happened to my car,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: if something happened. This is I don't I don't really
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: understand what's going on here. I'm sorry. I have to go,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: but you can't tell me anything else before you leave.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's no details that you can give me
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: about anything with my car. Like I said, my manager
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: will handle it. I have to get going, perfect Orlando.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: That's perfect, all right, I got it from here, bro.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I appreciate. Let's call him back. Hello. Hello, Is this
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: is this mister Franklin? Yeah, this is he can ask
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: with Carling. This is truf Man. I'm the manager here
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: down at the valet. Oh great, thank you. I've been
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: waiting to hear from you. Oh my god, thirty minutes
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: ago you you pulled in with a they're telling me
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: a silver light, great lexus, Yeah, that's that's yeah, that's
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: my car. What what's going on with my car here? Okay?
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: And what's your number? Is it? Five? Three four six? Yeah,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: that's that's my number. I mean, I already went through
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: this with the other guy. Can you just tell me
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: what the hell is going on with my car? Okay?
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Are you able to come downstairs right now? No? I can't.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I valet over there, I'm at a I'm at a
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: lunch with a client somewhere else. I'm not there right now.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Why do I need to come down right now? Can
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: you just what is happening? Okay? So here's the deal, sir.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: We have a we have a one of the valet
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: workers here has gotten mad and he left. He quit
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: the job, and he's he's gone. He's left. The premise.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: The problem we're having right now is we don't see
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: your car, you know, and then you don't see what
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: do you what? I'm sorry? What I'm okay? Okay? Okay?
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, all right? So my car is gone? Car
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: is gone? Is that what you tell me? Right now?
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Somebody work company and took my card. Well, well, hey,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: we're looking on every flour and we're trying to figure
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: out if it's got part somewhere else. But he's gone
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: and we're we're that's why we call to get your
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: number on card somewhere else. Man, What the do you
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: mean dy have a car or not? If my card
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: just stolen? How many fours do you have? Howd on
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: to take? I just bought that car. That is a
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: brand new car, and now it's just are you kidding me?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Right now? Well, hold on, hold on, I understand, I understand.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you something. Is there a way? Um?
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Is there a way? Maybe you can come by tomorrow
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: and we can try to work come now and just
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: see it. You know, No, there is no way I'm
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: coming by tomorrow for a car that's listening today. First
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: of all, we need to get the police involved in this.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I don't even know, mister Frank. Right now, mister Frank,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: we don't want to get the police involved in this.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: We who is we? Because I damn sure I want
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: to get the police involved. So who is I'm just
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: saying weird? I listen, I don't want to lose my
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: job because we lost the car. If you just give
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: me some time to find in the car, that's all
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I want you to do is give me something. Let
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: me go by this guy's house where he lives and
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: see if the car is there. You should already be
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: in a car driving YO. Ask to this man's house
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: talking to me right now. Hey, the fact that you're
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: not there, it's malpractice. I'm calling the police. I'm suing
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: the building on it. I'm suing the managers, I'm suing
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: the made the valet box. I'm sure everybody affiliated with YO.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Mistess you under seeing me right now? I'm good. Mister Parking?
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you? Why are you upset
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: with me? I didn't do nothing, I didn't take the car.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Why are you responsible for this market? But are you manager?
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: What's your occuproblement? Sir? Why are you going to manage?
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I'm the manager here. An Orlando called you earlier, okay,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: and we're trying to find out where the car is.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: We all really feel like and you don't even want
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: the police involved. Man, you're not trying to fund You're
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: trying to come Yeah, right now, I'm mad at Orlando.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I'm mad at you. I'm mad at your company. I'm
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: as the man who put the damn asshot down in
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: the parking lot. I'm mad at everybody right now. Okay, Cliff, okay, okay, okay,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: we came down. Okay, but let me ask you this here?
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Are you are you? Are you mad at um? Are you?
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Man at your wife? What is none of my wife?
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: And White? Didn't steal my damn car Ain't your wife name? Carrie?
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: How the hell you know my wife's name? You know
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: how I know your wife's name because your wife got
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: me to call you. This is nephew taught me from
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harby more. Damn, Frankly, you just got crank
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: maybe damn oh boy, we're going to marriage counselorce. This
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: this is y'all. Have you shard your boy? She said,
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: he just bought this car. He loves this car. I
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: started sitting in it when he ain't going nowhere. Wow,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I can't believe. It's always it's always the closest people.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: It's always you don't tell you wasn't I tell you?
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Who is not getting to ride in this car for
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: a long time? You know what man? I mean is
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest that I'm talking about the baddest
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: radio show in the land. It's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I think I really got him right where I wanted.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I think I and the
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: two people, the two people calling that really added. Yeah,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: his assistant assistants, another person's calling with foolishness, and then
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: another food calling after that. You got the lay us
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: lays on it. That's what we've learned today. That's the
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: day's bro brilliant man. You okay, you know, stupid as
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: like a lasagna. You got to leave, man, that's up. Okay,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Lagna anyone stupid lasagna, stupid lasca. All right, catch me.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be stupid. What's that? Twenty fifth, twenty six,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: twenty four, twenty fifth, Lee, what's the date? Y'all? Come on?
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Get it together? Why y'all don't know your dates? Now?
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Twenty four and twenty fifth Friday and Saturday September this month.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: I will be West Palm Beach, Florida. Tickets are on
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: sale right now, West Pome. That's what it is. Twenty
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: fourth and twenty fifth, the Nephews coming to town. To
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: the end problem because the home sale right now, yeah,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: I want to come hang out with me and West Palm.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Y'all want to come? Do you want me to fly
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: you out on? Yeah? Of course. How we gonna get there,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: y'all can drive? You can do that now everybody's flight?
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Will you pay the event? Not jo? I'm gonna get
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: one room with two y'all. Now y'all gonna have to
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: work in them tiles. Bowl your tile up and put
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: in the coroner where you know where your tile up?
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Shall I get it here? Get all right? Thank you? Crazy?
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letter, subject sexy and simple minded.
• 53:29
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• 53:31
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• 53:33
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the show. Time now for
• 53:38
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• 54:03
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• 54:05
  Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter. Sexy and simple Minded. Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I am a twenty nine year old man, and three
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: months ago I started dating a gorgeous woman in her
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: mid twenties. She has the best body, smooth and glowy
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: chocolate skin, the sexiest voice, and she is the best
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: that I ever had, if you know what I mean.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: She's very affectionate and she treats me well, but she's
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: missing one important thing a brain. I hate to say it,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: but I like her a lot, but she's very simple minded.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: At first, I overlooked it because the sex was so good.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: But now I'm starting to notice. When we go shopping,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: she has trouble doing even the most basic math at
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: the cash register. When I give her directions to meet
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: me somewhere, she has trouble with right turns versus left turns.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: My sister enjoys talking to her because she is so
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: dizzy and it's amusing to her. My sister asked my
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: girl if she had any any ambitions, and she responded, no,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: I don't like guns. He had any ambitions? Not ammunition, yeah, right,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: not ammunition. Last week I admitted to my girl that
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: I have been having second thoughts about our relationship, and
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: within an hour of that conversation, she put it down
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: that is in all caps. Put it down in all
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: caps in the bedroom, and there was no way I
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: was going to leave her. After that, I feel stuck.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: She is beautiful and the total package on the outside,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: but I don't think she would ever bring much else
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: to the table. I can't imagine her raising kids because
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: she can't even spell basic words or use proper punctuation.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: On the other hand, I've never had loving this good.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Should I try to make it
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: work with great woman who's amazing in bed or find
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: a better woman that has a little more going for herself.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Your advice as much is most appreciated. Well, I mean,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: haven't we all had a variation of this issue at
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: some point in time? I mean to some degree. You know,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: we talk to our girlfriends. He puts it down in
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: the bedroom, but hey, he's got a tooth missing, or
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: I don't like the way he dresses, or he puts
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: it down in the bedroom he lives with his mama,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: or he's too cheap, or he's too short, whatever it is,
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: you know it's always something, isn't it. In this instance,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: you're with a woman who's beautiful, the best body, smooth,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: glowy chocolate skin, sexy voice, the best loving you ever had.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: But she's not too bright, you're saying. I think the
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: good news is you're young. You don't have to decide
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: right now today whether or not to get married and
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: have kids and all of that. You're young. I mean,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: you know, you guys could just enjoy each other, have
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: fun right now. You don't have to make that heart
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: of a decision, even though I know you're thinking of
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: your future. If you fall in love with her and
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: can't live without her, then you're going to have to
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: discuss her education. You're going to have to discuss that.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know she may have a learning disability.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: You don't know. You said she has trouble with left
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: and right. That maybe that's something simple that can be fixed.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: It might just discuss her education with her. If you
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: fall in love and can't live without her him, Hey,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: this dude twenty nine years old. He needs real damn it, body,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: You ain't got no time to fix nobody. They say education,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: He says, she's simple, manded, there's not no damn education.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Twenty old man three months ago, star dating this gorgeous
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: woman lord, best body, smooth, chocolate kid, sexive voice, best
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: heat ever. Hey, if you know what I mean, we
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: know exactly what you mean. Affectionate, treats me well, but
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: she missed one important thing. Listen to this a brain?
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: What what the brain is missing? Boy? Listen to me.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Come on. I hate to say it because I like
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: her a lot, but she's simple mind. Let's let's okay,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: let's stop this simple minded stuff. Okay, what you want
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: me to say? So, okay, I can't say what he
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: trying to say. You want to just keep saying simple minded?
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Stared with the same. I can't say that. What was
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: I'm politically incorrect now because I want to use the
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: word simon up to a simple Start with an he
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: didn't already use it. Sexy, she got the best body, Smooth,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: she got chocolate skin, she got the sexiest. Boy. He
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: liked S words, so why stop as simple minded? Let's
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: use the S word because he liked S words. Sherley,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: she is in the letter. Starting is in the letter
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: smooth skin, sexiest, she's she ain't got no damn brain.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know why we can't tell the truth on
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: this show no more because political correctness. It's killing comedy.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna let Just like I would never
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: let a woman ruin her life with the wrong man,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not fit to let this young man ruin his life. Now.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Let's just go over where he had with this I
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: overlooked at it first cost. The sex where he would
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: go with another ass was so good. But now I'm
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: starting to notice starting that's another another as when we
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: go shop it that's another as. She has trouble with
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: the most basic math at the cash res. She don't
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: know how to change she posted when I give her
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: directions to meet me somewhere. That's another ass. She has
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: trouble with right turns versus left turns. Who the hell
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: don't know they right from? They left a lot of baby, Charlotte.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear this. A lot of people,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: but you ain't in love with one of them. He
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: ain't got no time for this. We come handguns, yeah,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: and get to these essence well at part two of
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  Speaker 1: Steve's response, coming up at twenty three after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: Today's subject sexy and simple mind jets will be back
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve Let's
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: recap today's Strawberry Letters. Subject sexy and simple minded. Metis
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  Speaker 1: gorgeous woman me a twenties, best body, smooth glory, chaplate
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  Speaker 1: ski and sexy boys. Best he ever had. She's afexy,
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  Speaker 1: treating well, but she's missing one important thing, a damn brain.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if y'all understand what this man is saying,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: but that's one of the most critical features to get
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: you through life. And he said, Hayes said, because he
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  Speaker 1: liked a lot, but law, she's simple mind. We are
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: hiding from the one ass word to some this come on,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try not to say because the girl's head thanks,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: it's politically incorrect. Well, I overlooked it because the sex
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: was so good. That go another ass. Now I'm starting
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: to notice starting another damn here. When we go shop it,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: it got another as she got trouble with basic math
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: for the cash. But this simple minded person walks off
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: without getting changed. When I give her direction to meet me.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: She don't know right versus left my sister that got
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: another ass and George talking to her because she's so
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: dizzy and it's a music. So your sister just playing
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: with her girl. Let me call, let me call your
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: quick she got her other girlfriend on the phone. Just
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: don't say no, watching right here secreta hey baby, do
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: you have any ambitions? This half of said no, I
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: don't like guns. I see it. Don't say nothing. What
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: does she say? I say it? Don't say nothing because
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: other girlfriends ambitions. I said I don't like guns. Last week,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: I admitted to my girl that I've been having some
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: second thoughts about our relationship. And within an hour of
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: that conversation she put it down in the bedroom and
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: there was no way I was gonna leave her after that. Well,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: let's just go back to the top of the left.
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  Speaker 1: She ain't small, She simple minded, and she know it.
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  Speaker 1: So she didn't decide it to exhale in the one
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: thing that would cause a man some hesitation. And guess
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: what that is? Another s some sex. Damn the fact
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: that I'm stupid, that's damn the fact that I'm fine.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: I got a body, my skin, smooth, my sex dout.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: I can't add. I don't know my way right and left.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: But if you lay down over here, I'm going to
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: show your ass something Another I feel stuck. She's beautiful
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: in the total package on the outside, but I think
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: she wouldn't She couldn't bring much else to the table.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine her raising kids. Boy, let me tell
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: you something web protection. Don't have baby, Listen to me.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Listen to me, young man, you twenty nine. Don't let
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: this good thing get so good to you. You get
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: in the harry without your rain coat. Get your raincoat, boy,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: get you put your last thing. You don't want it's
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: her to have a chance. I'm just telling because you
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: ain't mad. The baby gonna stay with her, and you're
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: gonna be down at the school trying to explain everything
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: to teach it. You gonna understand he in the fifth
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: grade and still talking about abd s. She can't spare
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: a basic words or use proper putting punctuation. On the hand,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: on the other hand, I've never had love in this
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: good see you get don't get stupid? Boy? What should
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: I do? Should I try to make it work with
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: a great woman who's amazing in bed. Just leave it
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: where it is. Boy, You can't you can't go noway
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: with this, because let me explain something to you about
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: stupid stupid shows up all the time at the wrong time.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: You can't cover stupid. You can't, Tommy, do you care?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn about this one about I
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: don't care about this. Hell, I don't care about no
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: left and right. As long as you're making lefting come
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: in the room, he could, I could care less less.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: What do you think I'm not gonna help the boy
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: with his homework? You know what I'm saying. I can
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: never be fine and too stupid. It just don't. You can't.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: It's perfect act telling you right now. If you have
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: a baby with this woman, your little boy gonna get
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: in a lot of fights. Somebody gonna say, help back
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: to school. Damn your mama donner. Look, man, your mama
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: fat dad will gets you in the fight. But when
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: you tell a man damn your mama dunn you, he
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: gonna try to kill you. I'm not gonna let this
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: young boy do this. Listen to me, man, y'all's relationship
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: is one sided. She ain't mentioned Madge. You quit thinking
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: about it now, and you can't send her to school
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: and fixed it. Shirley's crazy. I am not crazy. You
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: can educate this woman much. That's gonna cost, but you
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: can do it. I'm not sending these kids to scollege
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: college and you down there to get this damn ged
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: were not. It's too much, all right, Steve, uh, we
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: gotta go poster comments today for too many education, the
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: kids in college, you down there getting the GD the
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: kids graduating that you all have been here trying to
• 1:06:38
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• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. We got Carla's Reality Update
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: on the way. Right now, it is time Jay for
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: you to introduce our girl from the top o. Goodness, y'all,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: please put your hands together, show some love for the
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: blue White sister Yahood. What's up? What's up? My friend brother?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Five Beta sigments Zay to five Beta sigmal on the
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  Speaker 1: radio right down. And I need everybody's advice and counsel
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: because Mike Booth it's not here. But I have to
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: prepare our relationship for now until eternity. So I think
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: there's some things that I've been thinking about me and Junior.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be together till the end of time, you know,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: like that song it's justin Timberlake and Beyonce song to
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: the end of the Time. We're gonna be together, calling
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: for real describe berries. So I believe that we should
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: convince Junior. First of all, he needs to become a vegetarian.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: He needed to get healthy of what are you a vegetarian?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Are you? No? I'm not gonna be somebody got to
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: eat meat in the family. I would be out of
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: my car. I'll be my car having a ham, say,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: going straight to the ham. Didn't share? You better know?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: You know you know what. I will die on the swine.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just I eat port. I eat a
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: pot of meat, vinus sauces all of that. I it's
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: gonna be a baking sort shortest. I'm very upset right now.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: I'm just strong right now because he's gonna be a shortest.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: But see, I think it's Junior that got to be
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: healthy for the both of us. Don't you think, Tommy,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: don't you think that that's the way to go. Don't
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: you think? Yeah, I mean the man got to be strong.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: He I mean he got to hold you and carry
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: you around. That's what you used to be looking for anyway,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: you know, show the hell, dude, show the hell, and
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: unless he can bitch press two fifteen, two thirty. Well okay,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: you said, okay, watch, yeah, let's can he squat? Do
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: you squat? Yeah? Yeah, that's what you better know it,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: you better know. Well, I have lost a lot of weight.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: I'm down. I'm really down. In the bucks sixty bucks seventy.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: You know back fat, that back fat is aggressive. Back
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: fat will not drop. No, it will not cooperate, the
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: belly fat and the back fat. I'm like a walking ass.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: But ugh about me. I'm gonna do everything I can
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: for Junior to stay healthy. He's gonna become a vegan,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: he's gonna exercise more everything so we can stay together
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: for the rest of our lives and beyond. I think
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: that's what I should do for my man. Which I
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: think about that, it's the least I think that. Well,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: I would be drinking. I would be drinking and eating
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: meat for Junior girl for Junior meat and lick up.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, Carla's reality
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: update right after this, You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: All Right, Nethew, here we go introduce our girl. It
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: is that time ladies and gentlemen get ready to get ready,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: to get ready. She is here, call a farrel with
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: what reality update Coming in Hot? Why you say that part? Carl?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I could just say that I'm doing the intro. Why
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: I can't do the coming in hot? Okay, we's saying, baby,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: go ahead and say it. Thank you coming in hot,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you very much. All Right,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: let's get going. Real housewives up atomach. This is the
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: longest girl's trip ever. It seems like they have been
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: in Williams First Virginia at this house for a very
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: long time. But anyway, more drama between Wendy, Gazelle and Robin.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Your girl Mia Shirley the new cast member. Mia. She
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: is man, She is really, really messy. She told Wendy
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: that Gizelle called her a week be and Gizelle did
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: not say that, and so Wendy looked at her and
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Mia was like, you did say that, you did say that,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: and then Giselle was like, no, I didn't say that,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: and then Mia was like everybody looked at her. That's
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: how you interpreted, Oh, that was your interpretation of what
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: she actually said. When Jazelle was just basically saying that
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: if Wendy's gonna be sensitive because there were rumors out
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: about Wendy's husband Eddie cheating, and so when the group
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: was talking about it, Gaizelle was saying, well, she's gonna
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: be this sensitive about it, she shouldn't be in the group.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Your girl Mia got that. Interpret that to me week
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: be that was a stretch that wasn't stretch. Yeah, I
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, boo, you you're gonna have to get
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: that together when you quoting somebody and telling people's stuff
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: what people said, come on now, you ain't gotta do that.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: And what else? We learned on this trip that your
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: girl Robin was in the Bad Boys for Life video
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: with Diddy and them. Okay there work, Yeah, that was
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: a jam. Bad Boys were like, we ain't goin nowhere.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: That was a gem. So not mad at Robin for that.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: All right? So next week, I think what's gonna happen
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Karen and ray val renewal. I think a ceremony is
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: coming up for them and Yaws yes, and I think
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Macy Gray is performing. I think Karen is cool with
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Macy Gray, so we will get to see that also.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Let's just move on quickly. Um, this is sad news.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: We talked about it earlier from the Real Housewives of
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Atlanta franchise. Uh former franchise star from Atlanta, Nini Leeks,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: her husband Greg Leaks. He passed away from colon cancer.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: So man, so sad, so sad to hear that. Yes,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: everybody loved Greg. That's exactly what I was gonna say.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Greg on The Real Housewives of Atlanta from the very beginning,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: we got to see them, We got to see their marriage,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: We got to see there the family, the blended family
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: that you know, and the businesses and the opportunities and
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: all the things that they revealed about themselves in their
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: in their family. And we just loved us some cool
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Greg Leaks. We really really did. And we've all met yes, yes, yes, why, yes, yes,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: wisdom experienced calm cool. Yeah. So we really really were
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: true fans of Greg. We loved him. We've met Ninie
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: a number of times, she's been on the show with us,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: so our heart is broken for her. So we just
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: want to say our deepest, deepest sympathies and condolences going
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: out to Ninie the Leak's family, and again from all
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: of us here at the Steve Harvey Morning Show, meant
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Greg Leaks rest in peace. Rest in peace, Greg, rest
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: in peace. King. He did long battle with colon cancer.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: And it seems like you know with Childwick Boseman, you
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: know we're using we're losing our men and and women
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: too to colon cancer. This is something that we've got
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: to do better. Get screening and take care of ourselves.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: We keep hearing that early detection is the key. It's
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: the key to all cancers. So if you all are listening,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: hopefully we can save somebody life. Get screen talk to
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: your doctor, go get checked out, talk to your doctor
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: about that. And before we wrap up, I just want
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• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Kyla. We'll be back with more
• 1:14:41
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  Speaker 1: and I hate to see it, but Rick Daddy is
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  Speaker 1: gonna try all of these you know that, you know
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  Speaker 1: after next week that is that rocket road? What is
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  Speaker 1: up at thirty three minutes after right after this, you're
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  Speaker 1: now for ask bitter man. Bitter man, what you say?
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  Speaker 1: We're not either help? Okay, but you gotta let the
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  Speaker 1: people know though new people joining us this morning. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't gotten the word he don't help. Okay, wait till
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  Speaker 1: you hear this new people all right? This one is
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  Speaker 1: from Toulouse in Jamaica. To this, writes, I checked my
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  Speaker 1: wife's text a lot, and she's fine with it, but
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  Speaker 1: I usually sneak and do it. I saw the name Player,
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  Speaker 1: and so I read the text. I could tell by
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  Speaker 1: the messages that Player is a guy in our church choir.
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  Speaker 1: He calls her Songbird and told her he has been
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  Speaker 1: thinking about her a lot. She told him their phone
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  Speaker 1: calls helped get her through the day. And I asked
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  Speaker 1: her about the texts and calls and why he had
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: a nickname in her phone. She said, he's not into women,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what his friends call him. Does this sound right? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, stay eyed people's phone. It's just stay
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  Speaker 1: ass out people's phones. Don't go on people's phone. You
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  Speaker 1: should never go on somebody's phone. That's just that should
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  Speaker 1: be a comandment. Thou should not go and it should
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  Speaker 1: have been written long before phones were invented. Thou should
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  Speaker 1: not go into another person's phone, or that I should
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  Speaker 1: burn in hell because it's just wrong. It's dead wrong,
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  Speaker 1: look into I mean, this is serious, right, Tommy, thou
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  Speaker 1: shalt not read text, Thou shalt not ask me about text. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: thou shalt not sin swipe my pitches. Thou shalt not.
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  Speaker 1: Thou shalt not, yes, thou shalt not, and thou shalt
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  Speaker 1: definitely not ear hustle. Ear hustle is a big sin. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's the worst. Right, Let's move on so you cannot
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  Speaker 1: tell some more people. Berry and Chicago says, I'm a
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  Speaker 1: single dad and my sons are eighteen and sixteen. I
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  Speaker 1: work until eight pm daily, and my sixteen year old
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  Speaker 1: is home by himself a lot. My older son confided
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  Speaker 1: in me that he's been catching his younger brother having
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  Speaker 1: sex in my house. He said he talked to my
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  Speaker 1: son and my son was embarrassed, but he knew to
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  Speaker 1: use protection and he cleaned up after himself. My older
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  Speaker 1: son asked me not to confront my sixteen year old,
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  Speaker 1: and honestly, I did the same thing when I was young,
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  Speaker 1: so I get it. But as a father, isn't this
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  Speaker 1: something I should handle? You know, Normally, when I hit
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  Speaker 1: the letters, I try to hear a problem and so
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  Speaker 1: I can decide if I'm going to help or not.
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  Speaker 1: And what are you saying? I don't really see a problems.
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  Speaker 1: He's cleaning up, he's using protection, he's not doing it
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  Speaker 1: when you're home. I mean, what in you? And then
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: you did it? You did it in your house. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: so if I could see a problem this one, I
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: might could help. But since I don't really see a problem,
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  Speaker 1: I can't really help you. If there's no problem. Now,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: no problem, okay, now coming up. It is our last
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  Speaker 1: break of the day. Guys, don't look at me. You
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  Speaker 1: can look at me. Fun she just told you. I'm sorry. Yeah,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: last break of the day, and at forty nine minutes after,
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  Speaker 1: of course, we're going to close out the show right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening all right here, we are, guys,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day. Wow, I'm this Thursday
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  Speaker 1: pretty quickly. Huh you did it. You're done? You made it?
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  Speaker 1: Now you yet? Rady in Boom Yeah. Yeah. Before we
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  Speaker 1: get into the weekend, we do want to remind you
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• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: it and yeah that's right. And speaking of Hurricane Ida, guys,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: before we get out of here, did you guys see
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  Speaker 1: this uh MSNBC reporter named Shaquille Brewster. He was in Gulfport, Mississippi,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: during a doing a lot report on Hurricane Ida from
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: the beach when this crazy old white man just ran
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: up to him and getting all in his face. Did
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: you see? I saw the man was doing his job
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: with the microphone in hand. You know, he was a professional.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: He said, Okay, we're just gonna turn around and walkay,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: and he continued to do his job, but the man
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: did get arrested. What's your name, Shaquille? Now when your
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: name is Shaquille? Just about to be a turn around
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: with them hands on it your name? He was why
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: people can get to ask laugh, I don't know what
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: everybody's asked. He does. That's team Tommy, that team tom
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Me on the way. But I told him once before,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: I don't fight. I feel I feel, I don't. You
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  Speaker 1: can get you gotta have somebody the film if you
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: need filming out of fight. I'm your man. I come
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: with trypod, I got everything, microphones. I'm your guy. But
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: I don't fight. I'm tired of people just running up
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: on people like dacity, crazy man man do his job.
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  Speaker 1: They arrested him, good, Yeah they like arrested. Yeah yeah.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: So any big labor day plans you guys. Yeah, I'm
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: gonna go to a trick daddy, Bobecue. I'm gonna You're
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: not please, don't. You're not gonna eat nothing, you nor
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: I'm bring them on plate time, okay, and tell me
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: him bring them on babecue too. You better, you better
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: season your meat before you get you and clean the
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: grill too. You clean the grill. Let it burn for
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: a good hour before you put something on the number
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  Speaker 1: one phrase your head, A trick that barbecue. No, I'm good,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm I ain't boiled up the house man, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm good man. We ain't good at the house. Many
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: another fraid you had to trick that about. Oh I
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: am so I couldn't eat another bite. I am so
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  Speaker 1: full me and a way to eat before we got
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  Speaker 1: Thanks you things. You're here to check that abubecue. Now
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: that is barbecue salt right? Thank you? Then yeah, check
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: that abbecue. It looks good, but no, thank you? Thanks
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: you here to trick that abobbecue? What is that on
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: round right down on your mind right there than you you?
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: What is that floating around in there? What is no
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: want to eat? I'm barbecue? Things. You had to trick
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: that abucu. Don't go through the front, don't come around back.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: You had to tick that barbecue. No, I don't need
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: to take nothing home. I'm good. Don't nothing that happened? Always? Wow,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: you got one more time? Because I got one? You
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: got one more? I got one more? Oh my god,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: thank you? Here to trick that the barbecue. Now and
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: I brought my own drink with me. Yep, I made
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: myself ground on the rocks. I'm good. You shure that's cool.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: A right, you show that's cool. But it wasn't. Hold on,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, thank you? Thank you here to
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: trick that the barbecue nice? It be wild? B means
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: bring your own bottle, right, Oh, I didn't know if
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: that lands be meant something else. I'm just bring your
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: own booty. Oh my, I ain't tasting a damn thing.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. Are you all
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  Speaker 1: quite done? Thank you? We're done? Oh man? And we
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  Speaker 1: didn't say anything that might put us up the air.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: Look at how big of you, thank you, How glad
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: you're conscientious about don't you show you're done? Yes, don't
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: ask him again. He's just one moment, you know. You know, thanks,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: you're here to trick about you get that trick that
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: you know we're a little behind. Well, what does it
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: look like? How about that been? Too much? Is too much? Right?
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: We don't want to be the butt of a joke.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: You know what if you just do the jokes and
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: don't make an ass of yourself, that's called fire, all right,
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