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Church Complaints, Ask Bitterman, Verzuz Battle, Joel Olsteen and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: doing me true good. Steve har to mother Star, don't
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  Speaker 1: on your thing, huh, I show will good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now
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  Speaker 1: one and only. Uh, Steve Harvey got a radio show,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you do. Steve Harvey got a radio show. But
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  Speaker 1: like I said the other day, you got something too, though,
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  Speaker 1: don't you. God hadn't done something wonderful for you. You
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  Speaker 1: just gotta thank Him for it, you know, in the
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  Speaker 1: midst of all that's going on in my life and
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  Speaker 1: in your life. You know, I always use myself as
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  Speaker 1: an example because well, I mean that way. I guarantee
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  Speaker 1: one hundred percent I know what I'm talking about. Um here,
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  Speaker 1: here's the situation, you know, with everything that's going on
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  Speaker 1: in my life and all the things I'm asking God
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  Speaker 1: for in the midst of a taxing and a very
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  Speaker 1: trying situation. That's very challenging for me right now. Man,
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  Speaker 1: God just keeps on, keeps on surprising me. He keeps
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  Speaker 1: doing things. And I want you to look at your life.
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  Speaker 1: Or for a second, let's make two columns here. Let's
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  Speaker 1: make a column of all the things you want from God.
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  Speaker 1: You know, just do that throughout the course of the day.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you know, run down the list of all
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  Speaker 1: the things you're asking God for, all the things you're
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  Speaker 1: praying for, the things you aspire to, what your dreams,
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  Speaker 1: your visions, whatever it is. Just make a column, a
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  Speaker 1: list of all those things. Let's make three lists. And
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  Speaker 1: then the second list, I want you to make a
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  Speaker 1: list of everything that you've been asking God for. So
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  Speaker 1: I guess that could be a little bit of the same.
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  Speaker 1: But this third list, I want you to do a
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  Speaker 1: check off point. I want you to do a make
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  Speaker 1: a list of everything that God has given you that
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  Speaker 1: you've asked him for. Just think about it like that
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  Speaker 1: for a second. I may be explaining a little wrong
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  Speaker 1: right now, but I'm gonna pull it together for you.
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  Speaker 1: Make a list of everything you're asking God for, just
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  Speaker 1: just listed. You know, It's okay, It's a dream board.
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  Speaker 1: You can call it that I got one. It's a
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  Speaker 1: vision board. You know, every everybody's got something you hope for.
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  Speaker 1: Make a list now. I want you to make another
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  Speaker 1: list of everything you've asked God for that he's given
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  Speaker 1: you already. See this is a good list because sometimes
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  Speaker 1: and what I've been guilty of, and maybe you two
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  Speaker 1: in my request list on my dream board. I keep
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  Speaker 1: focusing so hard sometimes on the what I'm yet to receive.
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  Speaker 1: I keep focusing so hard on the what I hope
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  Speaker 1: he gives me. I keep focusing so hard on the
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  Speaker 1: things that I yet not fulfilled in my life that sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: as he starts checking off my wish list the things
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  Speaker 1: I've asked for in the past that have come to
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  Speaker 1: pass that he's given me, I sometimes, in praying for
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  Speaker 1: what I want forget to thank him for what he's
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  Speaker 1: done for me. And I'm currently in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: that situation. And this morning when I woke up, I really, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just got on my knees this morning and I
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  Speaker 1: quit tripping for a second. I said, Man, hey, God,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I really do need all them things
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  Speaker 1: I'm asking for, and I'm really am believing that You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna give it to me. But in the meantime, though, Man,
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  Speaker 1: have I overlooked some important details here? I had to
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  Speaker 1: really look at what he's done for me. I mean, look, man,
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  Speaker 1: take yourself out of it personally and look, well, you
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  Speaker 1: can leave yourself in it however you want to be.
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  Speaker 1: Some people can't do that, So just leave yourself in it. Then.
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  Speaker 1: But man, I started looking at the eye part of me,
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  Speaker 1: and I started looking around at the what's happening overall. Like, man,
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  Speaker 1: he has kept my family together in spite of the
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  Speaker 1: attempts to tear it apart. I look at all of that.
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  Speaker 1: I look at how he's blessing my children with the
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  Speaker 1: desires of their heart, which I pray for my kids.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I want my kids to have a better
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  Speaker 1: life than I've had. I really really do. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want them to take as long as it took me
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  Speaker 1: to get it together. I really really don't. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to say, hey, man, if you go to college, this
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  Speaker 1: is what you can be. Don't do like your father did.
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  Speaker 1: Don't go three years, drop out, throw yourself into a
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  Speaker 1: spiral and then got to start to scratch all over again.
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  Speaker 1: You know, And for the most part. So far, you know,
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  Speaker 1: they're doing quite well of it. You know, you know
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  Speaker 1: they they're getting kicked around a little bit, but that's life.
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  Speaker 1: I started thinking of the blessings that he's helped me
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  Speaker 1: overcome with some of the previous mistakes I've made in
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  Speaker 1: relationships in my life. And then I started looking about
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  Speaker 1: the things he's blessed me with that I've been asking
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  Speaker 1: him for. But since I've moved on from it, I
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  Speaker 1: forgot to keep thinking him because I gotta always thank
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  Speaker 1: God for a roof over my head because guess what,
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  Speaker 1: when I was asking for the roof and I didn't
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  Speaker 1: really have it, then he gave me one that since
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  Speaker 1: he gave it to me, what, I'm just cool now,
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  Speaker 1: I can't ever go back to him and go, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I really do appreciate this roof over my head because
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  Speaker 1: that was a time when I was living in a car.
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  Speaker 1: But see, so every morning I wake up, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: remember the fact that I have a home now, because
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  Speaker 1: I got to look back and go, man, that was time, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: when you didn't have no home. But see, we forget
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  Speaker 1: what God has done for us because in our column
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  Speaker 1: that won't column, the need column, we oftentimes forget for
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  Speaker 1: the columns and the check marks, as He's already fulfilled
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  Speaker 1: in our life. You've got to take inventory every now
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  Speaker 1: and then daily if possible. But I know we're humans.
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  Speaker 1: We're not going to do that. I don't. But you've
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  Speaker 1: got to take inventory of your life to say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: what has God done for me? You know? And remember
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  Speaker 1: something else too. Change is good, but change is challenging.
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  Speaker 1: Accept the challenge that it is. Look a lot of
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  Speaker 1: you come up to me all the time and say, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: man than you man boy, you in the morning. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I really be needing that, Like I under said it
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  Speaker 1: a hundred times, but I'm gonna say it again, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be needing it too. You know. You understand, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: what God is dealing with me is for me. But
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  Speaker 1: now I'm in a sharing position where I can open
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  Speaker 1: up and if I just if I just quit being
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  Speaker 1: so about me and become a little bit more transparent,
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  Speaker 1: I can maybe some of me that's happening to me,
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  Speaker 1: it is happening to you, and you can see some
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  Speaker 1: of this in me. That's why I use myself as
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  Speaker 1: an example, because man, I'm catching it too, y'all. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't perfect either. So for those of you that come
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  Speaker 1: up to me and say that, I want you to
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  Speaker 1: understand these these talks in the morning. Man, this is
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  Speaker 1: important for me because man, I need these conversations from God.
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  Speaker 1: I need God to continue to strengthen me, to show
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  Speaker 1: me the way to help me understand what's happening to me.
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  Speaker 1: And see, as we've all those of you who have
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  Speaker 1: the decision to change, to become a better person, a
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  Speaker 1: better woman, a better boy, a better girl, a better man.
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  Speaker 1: For those of you who have made the decision to change,
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  Speaker 1: change is a challenge, and accept the challenge because it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna come. Because right out of that here come to haters.
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  Speaker 1: Here they come people you don't even know, discussing your
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  Speaker 1: life in your change. If God see you really really
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  Speaker 1: mean what you say in spite of what they say
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  Speaker 1: about you, God will raise you above the phrase. He'll
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  Speaker 1: keep promoting you, he'll keep blessing you, He'll keep moving
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  Speaker 1: you up. He will use you as a show off point.
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  Speaker 1: He'll show you off. Man. He'll make you. He'll make
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  Speaker 1: you look good to people man who wish you'd fall
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  Speaker 1: all day long. And so to all your haters, all
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  Speaker 1: your haters will end up just watching you rise. Man,
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  Speaker 1: They will watch you continue to grow. That's what God
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  Speaker 1: will do for you. Man. You can fool the world,
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  Speaker 1: but you can't fool God. God know your heart, He
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  Speaker 1: know your every thought. Man, you're listening to Stave? What up? Everybody?
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: You listen to Steve Harvey? Morning? Shall anybody real quick?
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  Speaker 1: What is today's date? What is today's date? Six? December six?
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  Speaker 1: The days six, the days of six, which means, if
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  Speaker 1: you're still at your relatives house for Thanksgiving, your ass
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  Speaker 1: need to be gone by now. Okay, you need to
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  Speaker 1: be packed up and out of the damn house. They
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  Speaker 1: don't want you there. I know they don't want you there,
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  Speaker 1: not this damn long. Okay, you should be gone by now. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: if you're making a run to go to the store
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  Speaker 1: to go back to the house. When you get back
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  Speaker 1: to the house, pack your stuff and take your ass home.
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  Speaker 1: You listen to some money show. I got that off
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  Speaker 1: my chest? What's up? What's up? Shirley Strawberry? What is
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  Speaker 1: going on with you? Hey? Merry Christmas? Jay? It's that time? Baby? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on? Callin for rel what's up with you?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Jay back from Dubai. Don't hate what's up, Junior?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on with you? Man? Hey? Everybody, welcome back family, Ja.
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  Speaker 1: They act like they don't see none of these looks
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  Speaker 1: they're getting while he's still there looking at you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and least, but not least. He's the King of Franks.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, mister Thomas smiles? How you doing man? Top
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  Speaker 1: Top December six, Monday morn Yeah, it is hung back
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  Speaker 1: from Dubai. You know, I flew over on Emirates, I
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  Speaker 1: might add, Oh god, it was absolutely ravaging. I must
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  Speaker 1: tell you. We had caviar on the wind. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: must have Biff and Jem come back to the club
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  Speaker 1: so we can go again. It was absolutely just oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. You must the air there. It was just
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  Speaker 1: so crispy Clinton. There was no there was no hole,
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  Speaker 1: homeless people, there were no there was nothing wrong with
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  Speaker 1: the plays. There was no homeless people, there was no poverty,
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  Speaker 1: there was no no crime, there was no drugs. It
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  Speaker 1: was just a beautiful thing. I must say, Well, I'm Enjeorgia.
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  Speaker 1: We got all of that all crime march don't. I
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  Speaker 1: won't even know how to act, Ja. Where's all the
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  Speaker 1: crime and not only that, not only that time. You
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  Speaker 1: can get all that at one mall, one mall. I
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  Speaker 1: call wait, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me? Did you
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  Speaker 1: call him Tom? I Tommy? Oh junior Tom. You don't
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  Speaker 1: had a flashback to the other show. That's what happened.
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  Speaker 1: I was there twenty years college. Give me a break, damn,
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  Speaker 1: let me go. Let me be clear, though, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be your tongue. I'm not Tommy all day. It
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  Speaker 1: could have been a splowing flashback. I apologize. I was
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  Speaker 1: there for quite a while. I like how you own it, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: I like how you own that if it in fact
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  Speaker 1: happened like that? Yeah, it is. It is. Glad y'all back.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad. I had a wonderful time. I saw y'all
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  Speaker 1: little grab yea was y'all was bowling free? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: bawling man? Did you see that tu cedar? I head on, boy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I saw. Did you see my native garb? Yes? Right? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So coming up at thirty two minutes after the coming
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  Speaker 1: up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll have
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  Speaker 1: the pastors in the building with church complaints, Reverend Adnoyd
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  Speaker 1: and Deacon deaf Jam right, after this you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go, guys,
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  Speaker 1: it is time time for church complaints with Reverend Adnoid
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  Speaker 1: and dickon deaf jam rebend motown still in Dubai. Ah
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  Speaker 1: heah he is he is fell in Dubai. And uh,
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  Speaker 1: he wanted me to let the congregation know that we
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  Speaker 1: will be doing the gospel according who are and be
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  Speaker 1: the gospel according to R and B. And he would
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  Speaker 1: like for us to spotlight uh Christmas songs. But he
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  Speaker 1: wants us to give you the understand and let me
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  Speaker 1: start this thing off just so you get a clear understanding. Um,
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  Speaker 1: let's go to the Book of Temptation. The Book of
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  Speaker 1: Temptation Silent Night. It says rop the verse I think
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  Speaker 1: it's verse three round yon virgin mother and child. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people have been misconstrued when
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  Speaker 1: you see, uh it's young. A lot of a lot
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  Speaker 1: of Black people don't use the word yon round yon vergion,
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  Speaker 1: mother and child. Okay, yawn is the key word because
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people don't know what yon is. All right,
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  Speaker 1: roun yawn very mother and Kyle, am I right there,
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  Speaker 1: I absolutely you're absolutely right, I would continue to say
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  Speaker 1: that I will be going to the Book of the
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  Speaker 1: Jackson five, the Book of the Jackson five where they
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  Speaker 1: say these apostles said, Santa Claus is coming to town. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: better watch out your better power. Santa Claus is coming
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  Speaker 1: to tell That means he has not arrived yet, but
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  Speaker 1: he's only his weight. He will be there soon. Not
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  Speaker 1: there yet, prepare yourself for the coming of Santa Claus.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no no no, no, no
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  Speaker 1: no no. What I'm gonna do is stick right in
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  Speaker 1: now with you. Let's go. Let's if everybody could turn
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  Speaker 1: to the book of James Brown, the book James Brown.
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  Speaker 1: What what did James say? James said, jat clause, go
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  Speaker 1: straight to get Is that not what he said? He said,
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  Speaker 1: go right. That means go bast bye, don't go to
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  Speaker 1: the suburbs. Don't see Jack, you don't see Jack, don't
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  Speaker 1: candy corner. Go straight, he said, st ghetto tause they
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  Speaker 1: get on all right. That means we don't want you
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  Speaker 1: to make no stops, no gas stations, don't go downtown,
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  Speaker 1: go strike. We're gonna go to the book of our
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  Speaker 1: White apostle. Maken what she said, she said, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want that much for Christmas. All I won't. It's a stay,
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  Speaker 1: all won't. It is you. That's all I want from
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  Speaker 1: Christmas is you. That's all I want from Christmas is you.
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  Speaker 1: Go read ahead, go read ahead. Huh. Now we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: go to the Unknown Apostle, the Unknown Apostle. If you
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  Speaker 1: would turn to page four of the Unknown Apostle. What
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  Speaker 1: he said? He said, gingo, bel gingo, bel gingo, all
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  Speaker 1: of the way a man, all the way it is
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  Speaker 1: to ride in a one horse open, yeah, not not
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  Speaker 1: not not. I never understood why the slave was open. Not.
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  Speaker 1: That's always been confusing to me. But I guess we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna go back to the Unknown Apostle. Wedge says. Christmas time,
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  Speaker 1: it says Grandma got run over by a reindeer. She
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  Speaker 1: had no business with her but in the road anyway,
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  Speaker 1: And she got run over by a reindeer. Huh huh?
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  Speaker 1: Whose funck was this? The reindeer or grandma? H who
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  Speaker 1: funk was it? Who the fuck wasn't she had no
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  Speaker 1: business who with her ass in the road at all?
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  Speaker 1: And the raindeer ran over her? Go right ahead, go
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  Speaker 1: right ahead, now, alright now, all right unknown Apostle Unknown
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  Speaker 1: apostle route off. The red and nose raindeer had a
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  Speaker 1: very shiny nose. Am I right now, stay away, being now,
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  Speaker 1: And if you Apo saw him, you would even say
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  Speaker 1: it glows, Am I right around. If it doesn't glow,
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  Speaker 1: that means the battery is out and you have to
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  Speaker 1: put in a newer. That's the only thing I can
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  Speaker 1: think of. You said it. You said it. Okay, We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna go back to the unknown apostles web shays, which says, I, I,
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  Speaker 1: with my eye on my own eyes, saw mama kissing
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  Speaker 1: Santa Claus. I saw mama kissing Santa Claus. What's up
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  Speaker 1: with that? Huh? I was close kissing mama. And why
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  Speaker 1: did I have to see that? Huh? Why did you
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  Speaker 1: put that white man in your house kissing your mama?
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand it. Not somebody to tell me something me.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's lett. Let let's roll with that. Hang on
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  Speaker 1: the missiletoe. What you see where I'm going the missiletoe?
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  Speaker 1: And I forgot the rest of the words. Get to
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  Speaker 1: know your better. I'm gonna get to know you better.
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? That means we're gonna kiss we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do a little mole. We're gonna do a little
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  Speaker 1: more after that. But I need that missiletoe at them.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna happen. Here we go back to the unknown Apostles.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not there yet. I'm not there yet. I haven't
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  Speaker 1: arrived yet. But I will be home for Christmas. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not there yet, but I will. I will make sure
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  Speaker 1: that I'm making home for Christmas. I will be there
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  Speaker 1: back Christmas time. Ready here, got ready here? Huh? And
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  Speaker 1: I think it says, all right, the fireside is blazing bright.
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  Speaker 1: And then what it said? It says that, it says
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  Speaker 1: a final side is blazing right now. For those that
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  Speaker 1: don't have a fireplace, your fine side not gonna blaze right,
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  Speaker 1: It's not gonna do that. You're gonna have to get
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  Speaker 1: the oven, stand in front of the oven, tending the oven,
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  Speaker 1: owned and shit in front of the oven if you
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  Speaker 1: don't have a fireplace. Yeah right, yeah, a man again.
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  Speaker 1: Marry Christmas, everybody, Marry Christmas. All right, Thank you, revoy
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  Speaker 1: and taking death jam coming up next. Ask a bitter man,
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  Speaker 1: and what bitter man? I'm not here to help. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if you think by now I would be
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  Speaker 1: in the helping mood, but I'm not. I'm not ashamed.
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  Speaker 1: Right back, right after this, you're listening to Steve Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
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  Speaker 1: national news with Miss Hanne and in entertainment news, one
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  Speaker 1: of our favorite favorite CNN anchors has been fired. And predators. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: predators can now text you and slide into your d
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  Speaker 1: MS on social media. If you don't fin your bills?
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  Speaker 1: What what are you will be up posting all this stuff?
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  Speaker 1: Won't you post a payment? Hello? Would you do that
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  Speaker 1: for your brother? Would you go out like that for
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: your brother? You would? I would have to, I would
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  Speaker 1: for my brother. Yeah, yeah, all right, we'll talk about
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  Speaker 1: a little later Jay. Right now, it's time for Ask
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  Speaker 1: Bitter Man. This one's from Maryanne and DC. Maryanne writes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a forty nine year old divorced woman and I'm
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  Speaker 1: going on a girls trip for New Year's Eve with
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  Speaker 1: my two married girlfriends. There's a guy that I just
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  Speaker 1: started dating and he wants to come on the trip
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  Speaker 1: to get a set and get a separate room. The
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  Speaker 1: girls are not bringing their husbands, so they don't want
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  Speaker 1: me to have my guy there. H do you think
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  Speaker 1: he'll be upset and possibly lose interest in me if
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  Speaker 1: I tell him he can't come. Should I choose my
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  Speaker 1: new man or my girlfriends? You need to spend New
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  Speaker 1: Years with your new man and two married people that
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  Speaker 1: don't even sound like fun. That just starting off the
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  Speaker 1: girl's trip. And I don't know these two married people,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm just assuming they're not fun. So go and
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  Speaker 1: be with your married Looking at the married people looking
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  Speaker 1: at me, They're looking at me. No, no, people look
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  Speaker 1: at I'm trying to figure out why two married women
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  Speaker 1: are not with their husbands on New Year's Eve. I'm
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: trying to figure that out. That makes no sense to me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're happily married. Yeah, get your friends and go be
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  Speaker 1: with chill man. That don't rhyme, But that's just a saying.
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  Speaker 1: That's jay. I think you need to up the rest
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  Speaker 1: of the date. Don't say no words at end with
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  Speaker 1: c h because you've been scanning. No, you know what
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  Speaker 1: you're hearing, curse words, Timmy. All right, so you're saying,
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  Speaker 1: bitch the girls and go with your man and gonna
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  Speaker 1: be with your man? Right, all right, Well you kind
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  Speaker 1: of helped curse go right ahead, all right, moving on,
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  Speaker 1: deed and Tulsa said, last weekend, I let my sister
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  Speaker 1: and her husband stay with me for the weekend. The
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  Speaker 1: first night, I was asleep in my bed and my
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  Speaker 1: brother in law knocked on my door and came on
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  Speaker 1: in saying he had to use my bathroom because my
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: sister was in the shower in my guest bathroom. I
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  Speaker 1: told him to get out. They both got mad at
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  Speaker 1: me and left that night. Was I wrong for how
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  Speaker 1: I reacted? Oh? Hey, I don't know, no money. You're
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  Speaker 1: trying to get a little look you see. That's all
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to look like that look see him and
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  Speaker 1: your suits me to get that nasty behind at your
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  Speaker 1: plays right now? Yeah, back up and goes. She can
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  Speaker 1: leave wet, It doesn't even matter. Get your ass out
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  Speaker 1: of the house. Go you ain't ain't nothing like a
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  Speaker 1: nice little looking see though, I'm like an, oh, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my bad. Oh you knock and then wait for
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: the person to say come in. You're not gonna see
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  Speaker 1: nothing if you do all that. If you knock and
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: wait for the come in, Imani and toronto as we
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  Speaker 1: move on, right, So I'm a thirty seventyear old engaged
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  Speaker 1: actress and I have an upcoming movie role that requires
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  Speaker 1: me to do a love scene with my shirt off.
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  Speaker 1: Of course my ariola will be covered, but it will
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  Speaker 1: look like I'm naked. My fiance has an issue with
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  Speaker 1: me doing the movie. He is wealthy, true enough, but
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  Speaker 1: this is my dream job and it's how he met me.
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  Speaker 1: Do I respect his wishes and pass up this opportunity.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about this relationship, but from what
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  Speaker 1: I hear from just this small amount, it's not gonna
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  Speaker 1: work out at all. If she does the scene, it's not. No.
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  Speaker 1: Not even if you don't do the scene, it's not
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  Speaker 1: gonna work out. But nothing, nothing, It's better than an
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  Speaker 1: areo nothing, it's nothing. Yeah. If he can't understand that,
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  Speaker 1: it's not I don't gonna down how much money he got.
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  Speaker 1: It's not going to work out because he doesn't spell.
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  Speaker 1: I've never wrote that. Holy with Tommy, I can spell that.
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  Speaker 1: You can't say that, you guys the real alright, alright,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: all right, So you're saying it's not gonna work out
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  Speaker 1: because of the line of at all, and he's never
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a movie because it's not gonna work out. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: her dream yeah, all right, here we go. Last one
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  Speaker 1: Rashida and Miami says, I've been married for two years
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  Speaker 1: and my husband doesn't like to take showers. He's a
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  Speaker 1: once a day type of guy, and it doesn't matter
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  Speaker 1: what he's done. If he showers in the morning, then
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  Speaker 1: mo's the lawn. He won't shower until the next morning,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: he says. I like to waste time and water because
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I enjoy long showers. I run from him when he
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: wants sex because I never know if he's clean or not.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: He's tired of me sleeping on the couch. How do
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I fix this? Stink behind this damn loone beyond is way?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: No look for you, no look. He's suing you for
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  Speaker 1: two years. And even if you're in the literal, I'm
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: just you can smell his fucking behind way in lit
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  Speaker 1: room because he just stinking nash right, that's just ridiculous that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you do get a little sweaty when you're cutting the grass,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah a little, Yeah, you just too much got a
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  Speaker 1: bathe that's a lot. You don't want know how to
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  Speaker 1: fix it? She want to know how to fix the Yeah,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: how do how do you? She want to know how
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  Speaker 1: to fix it? How do you fix it? Man? Oh,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I thought he was I thought he had a suggestion.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I have one waiting. The only way you
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  Speaker 1: can fix this is a divorce. That you have to
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: fix it. You need a courtroom and a judge to
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: fix this. You need to prosecute at the defense victory. Yeah,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I forget that. It's still death, not to your funk.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: It's still death, not your funk. That's how you fix that.
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  Speaker 1: On the ground I had to voice you on the
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  Speaker 1: grounds of funk. That was funk, Timmy, that was funk. Funk. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that was funk. That's how you have to fix it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see no more the suggestion. He don't want
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  Speaker 1: to Bathe don't understand how he thinks this is okay,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I really that's no. That's just got every three days
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: at the minimum, at the minimum, every three days. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's one. I just said. That was the last one.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: That was the last one. Yeah, that's it. That's me.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I can't stand how you can't take no bad but once.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I don't care what you've been done that that on. Man,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I sit on my couch all day. I still get
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: that shower for getting my bed. Yeah, but three three
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  Speaker 1: a day easy. I'm three a day easy. Don't you
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: want to be a day a day? Three? Three? Three
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  Speaker 1: showers a day, breakfast, lunch, dinner. I'd like to if
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  Speaker 1: I get out to shower in time. If I got
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  Speaker 1: the shower and she called to say I'm coming over,
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting back in. Yeah, I don't understand that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: right back, Want fresh fresh yeah yeah, yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, thanks Spider Man. Coming up at the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news and some
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  Speaker 1: national news with miss Anne Tripp right after this. You're
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: listening to Morning Show. CNN anchor Chris Cuomo was terminated
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: by CNN Worldwide president Jeff Zucker on Saturday. The statement
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: that Chris Cuomo was suspended earlier last week. We talked
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: about this when we were in du Buy Guys, pending
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: further evaluation of new information that came to light about
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: his involvement with his brother's defense. CNN retained a respected
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  Speaker 1: law firm to conduct the review and then and terminated him.
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  Speaker 1: Added that despite the termination, the firm will continue the investigation.
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  Speaker 1: Chris spoke on his termination, saying that this is not
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  Speaker 1: how I want my time at CNN to end. But
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  Speaker 1: I have already told you why and how I helped
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  Speaker 1: my brother. So let me now say, as disappointing as
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  Speaker 1: this is, I cannot be more proud of the team
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  Speaker 1: at CUOMO Primetime and the work we did at CNN's
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  Speaker 1: number one show in the most competitive time slot. I
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: owe them all and will miss that group of special
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: people who um did really important work. Michael Smerconish, cuomo's
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: regular substitute, will host the nine pm Eastern Hour next week.
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  Speaker 1: Sad News. Really when it broke up about it, that's
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: the show he was friends, right, Yeah, there they go
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: back and forth. You know before would you do that?
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  Speaker 1: Like I asked, really, would you do that for your brother?
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  Speaker 1: Would your family? First? Sorry? Without has I understand there's
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  Speaker 1: they're saying it's a conflict of interest and all of that.
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  Speaker 1: It is CNN is a reputable news source, all of that,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, I mean, it's a tough spot for
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  Speaker 1: him to be in. He is an attorney, so I
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  Speaker 1: thought when the story came out, it would have been
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: better for him to just step down for a while
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  Speaker 1: and to let the whole thing. Yeah, Cormo just stepped
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  Speaker 1: down for a while and let it blow over that way,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: he didn't really have to put himself in the middle,
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  Speaker 1: and he could have come back at a later at
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: a later time. He would have still been helping him though,
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  Speaker 1: but he would be he would be off. He could read,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: he could read, you know, but they would say he
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: was still in flood way. Yeah, he was still employed
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  Speaker 1: by the network still. Yeah. Whatever he did to help
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: his brother, it didn't work right, no work, yeah, but
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: guilty by association, I mean by blood in this situation. Um,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, I've just been a I've just been
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  Speaker 1: a journalist. I just asked my brother, did you do it?
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  Speaker 1: Did you do it? Interviewed? Yeah, yeah, if he said yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the interview okay, cool, what I'm going back on CNN
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  Speaker 1: with this information? I put myself up there. Isn't it
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  Speaker 1: kind of like to you know, when we were watching
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  Speaker 1: Chris and there were oftentimes when you would see former
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  Speaker 1: governorn a lot giving out information doing stories. Wasn't that
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: a relationship that the network used They did the governor
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  Speaker 1: because you see what I'm saying, the face of he
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  Speaker 1: was the face of COVID. So their advantage YEA is
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: not blameless and that for sure, I mean, that's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying it's it's it's it's a catch twenty two
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  Speaker 1: with the situation. I don't think they had to fire him.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they should have fired him, mother, because
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: he was a great journalist, he's a great attorney and
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: honously a family brother. Because if people will be working
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  Speaker 1: as soon as he wants that had done this and
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  Speaker 1: help their sibling out, that's what you're exactly right. Employed. Yeah,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: they would have rallied against him and and all of that.
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  Speaker 1: Even if they fired him. They protested for him to
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  Speaker 1: get his back to the capitol. Yeah. Yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think he'll find another job, So, I mean he'll be fine.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Rights nothing he could do, there was nothing he could do. Well,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: it is time now for today's headlines. Jay h Right, everybody,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: it's time for the news with miss and trip. This
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  Speaker 1: is a trip with the news. Here we goron. Well,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: what about Alma chrome. Well, at least thirteen states are
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  Speaker 1: now announcing confirmed cases of the new COVID variant, while
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: health officials are still trying to see if the Alma
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  Speaker 1: crown strain spreads quickly, if people are protected from it,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: or existing vaccines are working. And as doctor Anthony Fauci
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: tells CNN how deadly it might be. Thus far, it
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  Speaker 1: does not look like there's a great degree of severity
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  Speaker 1: to it. But we really got to be careful before
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  Speaker 1: we make any determinations that it is less severe or
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  Speaker 1: really doesn't cause any severe illness comparable to delta. So
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: I guess we'll see. In other words, a doctor says
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: that it's delta, that variant that continues to fuel the
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: increase in new COVID infections across the US, and spikes
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  Speaker 1: in New Hampshire, Michigan, and Minnesota apparently lead the country
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: in new cases per capita. The Sheriff of Oxford, Michigan,
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  Speaker 1: Michael Bouchard, says on Good Morning America that the parents
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: are the fifteen year old accused of the murders of
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  Speaker 1: four students in the local high school last week, are
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  Speaker 1: being held in the same lock up as their son.
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  Speaker 1: They're not speaking to us, any of them, and they
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: are all in my jail, all segregated in separate cells
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: and constantly monitor eachan. Crumpley's parents were reigned over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: James and Jennifer Crumpley were arrested in Detroit on Saturday
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  Speaker 1: after they failed to turn themselves in after warrants were
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  Speaker 1: issued for their arrest. Now both of them have pled
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  Speaker 1: not guilty to involuntary manslaughter charges. A judge has imposed
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: a combined million dollar bail amount the prosecution. This is
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: the point. The prosecution says that the gun used to
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: shoot down those innocent high schools was purchased as a
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: gift for their son only four days later, and he
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: was leaving all these messages saying I need help. My
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: head hurt, so I need help, and nothing was done.
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  Speaker 1: On top of that, authorities say that they uncovered a
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  Speaker 1: message from his mother to him after the killings where
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: she says, quote, you have to learn not to get caught.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: That is why authorities have them in jail. Goop of
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: white supremacist storm their way through downtown washingt DC on Saturday,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: carrying American flags and plastic shields and marching to the
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: beat of a snare drum, channing things like they're going
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: to reclaim American stuff like that sad news. Former Republican
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  Speaker 1: Senator Bob Dole has died, Liz with dol Foundation making
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: that announced via Twitter. Doel represented Kansas in the Congress
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: for more than thirty years he was ninety eight. Now
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  Speaker 1: back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening show,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Tommy, you want to introduce your president and
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: CEO of Team Tommy so we can listen to it. Mine,
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  Speaker 1: I would be glad too. It would be an honor.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up and hold on tight. Get ready.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: We're going into the mind, the mind, deep into the
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: mind of the one and only Jay Anthony Brow. A
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: lot of dogs who are very, very pampered. And this
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: is not to make fun of dog lovers. Trust me.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: You got a dog that's good, Your dog gotta shared
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  Speaker 1: on and some shoes, no problem, and a hat and
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: a pocket book. That's that's you. That's what you want
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: to do with your dog. And a cane, a walking cane.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: That's what you want. All I'm saying in this little
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: segment right here is you dog people have just gone
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: too far with those dogs stuff and these dogs out
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  Speaker 1: the inside. You need to show some thanks and gratitude
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: to outside dogs who were really in the struggle, who
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: really who really put the work in. Okay, now you
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: got you a little behind up on the bed and
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: you're looking at TV. You need to thank your outside
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: dogs for where you are in your life right now.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I was asking a friend could they go hang out,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: and they said, I gotta get somebody to watch the dog.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Do you know how many times outside dogs never knew
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: when somebody left the house. They had no damn I
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: did you could go and come in. The outside dogs
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: never saw the inside of the house. You know. I
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: know it wasn't right the title, but dog, but that's
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: that's what the outside the They paved the way for
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: you inside. Damn dogs and you ungrateful damn dogs with
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: sweaters on hats and driving and driving cards and stuff.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: And you're making commercials and eating soft food. You're not
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: eating beans and collar greens and and and light bread
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  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. You need to think, think, think
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: the outside dogs were where you are in life today.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Damn y'all act like like y'all so good now, like
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: y'all act like y'all ain't even dogs picking up. I've
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: seen people pick up that pick up a dog when
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I've never seen anybody pick up. But even if the
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: dog was sick, then pick his ass up. They drugged
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: his ass to the hospital. Nobody picked no damn dogs up.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Nobody rolled, no dog running a carriage. I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 1: give the thanks. Give things to the outside dogs. Okay, dogs,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: outside dogs, away, outside dogs did it. Yeah, that's why
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: you're living where you're living and eating what you eating
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: out because of what the out the outside did for you. Yeah,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: damn it. That's good. Yeah, that's that's like, that's like
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: us in the sixties doing city ins. You know what
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's right up yeah, yeah, it's right up there.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to comparison to the civil rights movement
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  Speaker 1: and dogs. All I'm saying is give thanks to the
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  Speaker 1: dogs that will be for you, right yeah. I think
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  Speaker 1: with your little shirt on with your name on it.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Jake. Carlo's up with her music news right
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  Speaker 1: after this you're listening show. All right, guys, here we go.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Carlo is here with her music news. What you got Carla? Okay, Shirley,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: So Tommy Jay Junior. You know when we just got
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: back from Dubai. We were in Dubai and it was
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: a big versus battle last week, right Jack right Junior,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Bone Thugs and Harmony and three six Mafia Um so
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: basically a fight broke out doing a versus battle, and
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out what happened. So forty five
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  Speaker 1: year old Busybone. He forty five years old Busybone from
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Bone Tucks and Harmony. He accused three six Mafias of
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: making fun of him. So Busy said, AAO, before we
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: get started, you ugly blank blank blank, ain't finna mock
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: me while I'm on blank stage. Well, then obviously you
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: know I can't play the sound on air because yeah,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: it was a lot going on, yes, exactly. Busy Bone
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: then throws a bottle of water at Juicy Ja from
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: three to six Mafia, and then the fight erupts on stage.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Security security, somebody had to call security break things up.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: But then Busy Busybone, he apologized. He apologized everybody and said,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying trying to blink this up. Let's keep
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: the party going. So, you know, later on they had
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Terrence Howard, Little John, Little Wayne, little Flip, all the
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: littles joined the um Jones. Yeah, well at least the
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: legend littles, you know, Little Wayne, little Flip, little John
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: joined them on stage. And so that was the versus battle.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: So I don't think any charges were pressed. I don't
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: think they called the police or anything like that. They
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: squashed it. But that was a lot. That was a lot.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: You ain't he real names? But what Juica, what is
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: his name, David? I don't know what his mama named?
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Tell me if you know that ain't important. But all
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I know this call all of them last name bone.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: But when busy through the when you threw the water butt,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I just heard bone, bone, my bone. What you're doing? Well?
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: If something was bound to happen when you had that
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: many people on stage at one time, it really really
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: do I just I just think it was just too
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: many littles black ladiship. It was too many littles, too
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: many people trying to make a name for themselves. It's
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: just too many people. But I didn't know all the
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: people up there. I ain't know that many people in
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: each one of them groups. Back in the day, it
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: was never that many people at literally a lot of
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: people out well, I stand correct, what's uncle Charles? Then
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: he had the crossbows? Uncle Charles, Uncle Charles, y'all be
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: at the cross broke? So I just wanted to ask
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: you guys, all right, So like I said, busy forty five,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: juicy j. I think he's like forty six years old,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: grown old man. Good. So your question is at what
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: age are you like? Well, I'm gonna just let that
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: go because I'm too old to fight. Right. We know
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: they know when they throwing water, throwing water, you're you
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: and your uncle are the first ones talking about fighting
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: in a heartbeat. In a heartbeat, So Tommy, you and
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: yours you're still trying to fight. Ye, I ain't trying
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: to fight, but if it happens, I'm ready. I'm ready.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on. I know I'm older than you.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: You still you still would fight coming, You still would fight. Say,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to but if we got to do it,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I'm ready. I would take a number two pencil and
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: stick it in your neck and snap it off. I
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: will do that, I promise. I'm not trying to fight nobody.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I want to explain stuff for fight break out. I'm
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: in explaining mode. Okay, So Junior, would you fight or
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: just walk away? Walk away? I'm gonna get your goal.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get your three goal now. I'm gonna get
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: you three ease. And then whatever happened after that, that's
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: all I think. I mean, give three gone with that? Yeah,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: that's all I got. I'm not said I'm a fight,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: but if I get to that third when you steal
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: at it, can we grab to fight? Men get three,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: you'll get three goal. That's all I know. All right, Well,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: thank you, Carlo with me, we'll be back with the
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: fighter nephew. Tommy's prying phone call right now. I didn't
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: say that. I just said, if it happened. You're listening
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: to show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: about four minutes after it is today's Strawberry letter. The
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: subject is it feels so right. But right now you'll
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: get into that because right now it's time for the
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: prying phone call with the nephew, which you got for us. Nat.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: You've been driving my car. You've been driving my car.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: That dog. Let's go, baby boy. I'm trying to rehas
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Curtis please. Yeah, this is Curtis. You the one worked
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: at the hotel and you do ballet parking. Yeah, y'all
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: work at Okay, let me tell you something. You're the
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: one that park my seven fifty BMW. You just took
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: the change out of my car, the loose change I
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: had in there, and you also didn't put a hundred
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: miles on there. And I know you the one day
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: it because you're the one I tilt, I tipped you,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: you parked it. And then when I came back to you,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: the one brought my car back and I tipped you.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I know you the one put them down miles on
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: my call on man, hold on, wait, wait, hold on,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: hold on. Who is this? My name is Sason Man, Jason, Jason.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: How don't you get my number? I got you number
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: from the hotel manager. I told him I needed to
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: folk to Curtis, who do the ballet parking, and it
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: gave me your number. You're the one put these miles, man,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: you put a hundred miles on there. I ain't lot
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: ain't put up miles in your car. Man. That's all
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I do is just get the card and park them
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: that ship. And I ain't. I ain't taking no change
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: to nobody car. He's who the one took my change.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I had. I had t d Jason there in the
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: in the in the CD player. When I got in there,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: it was the biggest smiles or somebody in there. You
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: were the one was in my car, man, Man, I
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: don't even know how to worked that video. And there, man,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: look what I probably pluck your car because I parted
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: a whole lot of cars. Just we you can call you.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Maybe somebody else tryably took your car and droving around,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: but I don't know. We can manager work at the
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: hotel and do valet parking. How many of my cards?
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I'm working in valet parking. But that's how I do.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: It is part of the cars. I don't tell nobody
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: car and driving around the town. I'm still nothing from
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: their car. I ain't no thieves. Man. Hey, man, let
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. Man, I knew you the one
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: to put these miles on. Here, you hear me, I
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: know you was the one man put on Look. Look man,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I'm on probation right now, right so, I mean, ain't
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: got no time to be stood nothing out about nobody calls.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just part time job. Man, Just fucking
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: call them trying to take care of me and my
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: little girl. That's it. I'm telling you. If somebody did
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: take your car and driving around and still something from
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: your car, we can we can figure out. You know
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. It if you just bring the
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: car and you just coming. We can talk to the
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: managers and figure it out. But I am Y'll promise
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: you wasn't me. Man, Hey, MAMSI you should just still live.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: You know, we'll find out what happened with your car.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: You're the one did it, man, You're the one put
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: the hundred miles on my car. You had the red
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: best song, you had the name tag see Curtis. You
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: pulled off it and you pulled back up, and you're
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: the only one to me you missed one. Hey man, Hey,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: lawyas washed a little bit. Man, Hold on, I can't
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I can't hear you know who knows you can hear me?
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: You're gonna hear me when I get in you So
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: you're gonna hear me when I do that. Tell to me,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I just said, you're gonna hear me when I get in,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: you know, because you put that hundred miles on it.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come up to that, damn man. I tell hey,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: putting one hundred of miles in your car, right, I'm
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: just hey, man, you know what I just scared. That's
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: from your car aping the hundred of miles in your car? Right,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I told you I'm on probation right now. That that's
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: why I don't do. I go to work, I puck
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: these cars and I'm come home and take care of
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: me in my God, all right, ain't putting the hunch
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: of miles on your car? May, I didn't take your car.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: That's what I did, was tom your car and parked it. Man,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: that shit, no that it was scared. What do you loose?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Chan gotta now? And you're also put a hundred mile
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: hun It was like a hundred four miles extra on
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: that car when I got back in it. Let me
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: tell you something, man, I'm gonna come up with where
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: do you work again? When do you work? Tom? I'm
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: work tomorrow late. What time do you get there? I'll
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: get at six o'clock, okay, And I'm coming up there
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: in five forty five. And guess what, mister Curtis, I'm
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: gonna deal with your lila by myself. Man, come the
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: floor up to that job. That job is bringing up
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: to the job. What what kind of call you said
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: you have to get? I said, I got a black
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: seven fifty BMW. I'm coming up there when I get
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: out of it. How are you ready here, Curtis? How
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: you're ready already? Already. Now I'm gonna be ready to
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: be ready. So I'm having a little verse off for
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: you too. It's gonna say, Curtis, this bring your black
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: up because of you sound like you're black. Yeah, I'm black,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I'm black, my car black, and I'm gonna get it.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: You're black tomorrow. Tell you this stuff with me today
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: and today. I'm telling you I shna pay just talking.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you just you want you off. I'm telling
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: you it wasn't me, but I mean you want to
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: take it down. Mate. I got one more thing I
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: need to tell you. Curtise, you listen to me. What
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: is you listening? Sure? This is nephew Timmy from the
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: boy TC, who do valet parking with you? What's what
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: you say? Hey, Curtis, hard boy? Did you do? Did
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: is it? Another guy worked there named TC to do
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: valet parking? Yeah? Hey man, this Nephew Timming from the
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. He got me the prank phone
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: call you. Oh man, I'm gonna get that. Oh lord,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Jesus man. My heart was beat man, mar was beating
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: so fascist. I thought I was about to go back down.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Oh Lord, you knew you you was going back curling. Lord,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: I'm chilling, man. It was about to be over. It
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: was about to be over. It was the first person
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: I start, I got it was about to get it.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I'm chilling, Curtains. You got to be strong, man, You're
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: gonna be strong the show for show this strong man
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: A little about to push your button to have you going. Man,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: just be strong. I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna keep
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: it straight. Man. You know, all right, man, stay strong.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: You gotta take care this little girl. Boy. You can't
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: go back and then all ridden, all right, I got
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: one more thing. I gotta ask you, man, what is
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: what is the badest I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: show in the lane? Man. That's Steve Harving Morning Show. Baby,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: come on give it to him. Don't wrong man, Okay, okay, Jay,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: if your own probation, aren't I the best person to
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: test you to see if you are really really read
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: it for society? Man, I'm the man for baby, I'm
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: the man Foyd. That's what I do. Okay, Yes, thank you, okay,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: I got a few things for you. Tommy is in
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: two different Christmas movies this season, all right, two different
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Christmas movies. The first one in Hip Hop Christmas, Hip
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Hop Christmas. You do not want to miss it, baby,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: that's on v H one Hip Hop Christmas. So y'all
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: google me up and check it out and catch Tommy
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: on Hip Hop Christmas. And then there's a Jenkins Family Christmas.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: A Jenkins Family Christmas, and the nephew was in that too.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: That was directed by McGill Robin Gibbons. A Jenkins Family Christmas. Okay,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: so I'm I'm all on your television this holiday season,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: and of course you know Friday night it gives ready
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: who love? Okay? All right, I'm I'm your cupid, I'm
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: your navigator. I will get you to love if you
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: want it. What you gotta want it. You gotta be opening,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: you gotta be vulnerable. Okay, Jay, Jay, would you like
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: me to help you find love? No, I'm good. I'm
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: good love and his life. That's what it's missing on
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Jay show called we need a show called I'm Good.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: That's a show. I love it. I love it, Ja, Yeah,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: name of the show. We'll be right back with I'm
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Good right after these messages. I've been there, done that
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: that's a good name. I love it. I love it though,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: I mean I'm good. So what does that lean explain?
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: The conc means? I'm following this show. This show is
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: so damn show it and we ain't got no commercial
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: race nothing. Each week we bring on a guest, we
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: ask you how you doing? Hey, Jay, what's up? Man?
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I'm good. We'll be back next week with another episode
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: of I'm good. Did y'all see I'm good? Ask me good?
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: It was good? Who it's good? I mean, he doesn't
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: nothing walk around his house by himself. I'm really opening
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: and closing credits alonger than the show. Yeah, you know it.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: You know al right, it directed, produce, it arranged all that.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Don't be my name. I'm goode y'all Next week, All right,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: thank you guys. Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject it
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: feels so right. Wait till you hear this. You hear
• 53:49
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• 53:55
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• 53:57
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• 54:02
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• 54:14
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• 54:16
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• 54:19
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• 54:21
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter, all right. Subject it feels so right,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a fifty seven year old married
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: woman and my husband is fifty nine, and we've been
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: married for seven years. We have both been married before,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: and we both got divorced because we were cheating with
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: each other. What my new husband doesn't know is that
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: I am. I was cheating with him and one other man.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: I have a longtime boyfriend that is in prison, and
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: I've been going to see him once a month for
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: a very long time, and we have conjugal visits. It's
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: the best three hours of my life whenever I see him.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: It's the best sex ever, and the way he holds
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: me lets me know he loves me deeply. I'm there
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: for him no matter what, and he knows it. My
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: only problem is he will be getting out next March
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: and he doesn't know I've gotten remarried. I plan to
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: tell him when the time is right, but I'm not
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: sure how he will act. I have been helping his
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: mother save up money so he can get a place
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: when he's released, but he thinks he's going to stay
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: with me. I finally told his mother that I'm remarried
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: and she's going to keep my secret, but she told
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: me to figure something out because he can't stay with
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: her at my age. I feel bad for cheating, but
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: this feels so right. I know all of the guards,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: and they all know me. It's practically like being amongst
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: family when I go visit my man. Is it time
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: to tell my boyfriend that I have a husband? Should
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: I tell my husband that I have a boyfriend? The
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: sex is so good that all of my judgment is cloudy.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I live for the weekend of every month, but I'm
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: not sure if this man is going to be able
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: to take my husband's place. If I choose him, do
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: I risk it all for true love and great sex?
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, really, this really has to be the dumbest letter. Okay,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: and we've come on. Now, you cheated on your ex
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: husband with your current husband, and now you're cheating on
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: your current husband with your boyfriend. Who's in prison and
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: getting out next March. This is just so messy, messy, messy, okay,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: and you already know what you should do. You already
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: know before you wrote the letter. You knew do I
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: risk it all for true love and great sex. What
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: I don't like is that you brought us into it.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: This is stupid. This is really really, really selfish on
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: your part. And when you know your man is getting
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: out soon. Do you know how many inmates listen to
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show? Do you have any idea?
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: So if we tell you to stop messing with your
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: man in prison and concentrate on your husband, you know
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: he's gonna hear that. Come on now, he's not gonna
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: be happy with that. He's not gonna forget it. There's
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: no telling where that could go. You are a cheater,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: that is what you do. But this time it's about
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: to catch up with you. All of this ish is
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: going to hit the fan the moment you tell him
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: you're married, and your husband won't be thrilled when he
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: finds out you have a man in prison that you've
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: been seeing for years either. I mean, come on now,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: this could go very very badly on So many levels.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Then you have no one but yourself to blame. What
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: did he do to go to prison? Anyway? You never
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: you didn't even put that in. Yeah, because you're all
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: His own mother says he can't stay with her when
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: he gets out. So what is going on here? And
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: don't drag us into this? Okay, this is not a game.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: And whatever we tell you, you're gonna do whatever you
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: want to do anyway, So what do you really want
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: from us when you already know it to do? Anyway? Jay,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I'm absolutely glad that you drug us into this. I'm
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: really I'm thrilled that you that you wrote us because
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: you need advice and this. I normally don't help people
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: because I'm not in the helping business, but I can
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: easily help you with this one. I can easily hits
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: a situation. Your boyfriend that you're seeing in prison might
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: be getting out soon, and you're married, You've been married
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: for quite some time. What you want to know is
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: what to do. What you need to do is find
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: some way to keep his ass locked up. I say,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: the next time you go there, and next time you
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: go there, you take something that you know he's not
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: supposed to have, and plant it in his room right
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: up to sex, because he don't even know after sex,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: he don't know what's going on. He's just out, and
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: you could plant it. You could plant it all around
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: room and make sure you plant a lot of it,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: whatever it is, and to be NAS magazine, the magazine.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: He ain't supposed to have put all that in the room.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: And then he gonna and then when you leave, you gonna.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think he you gotta say
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: it like that. I don't know, but I think he
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: has some stuff in his room. He's not supposed to
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: have him but you and then you gotta close by.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: But you didn't hear from me. As soon as you leave,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta go. You gotta leave out with that,
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: and that way he'll get more time. And once he
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: gets more time, he's gonna want to still see you.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: You'll be able to keep because this is all about you.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: How can you keep what it is you still have?
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Damn him getting out. His mama don't want him out,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: so he probably shouldn't be out anyway. If his mama
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: don't want him out, you know, I'm just I don't
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: know what he did, but I'm thinking if your mama's
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: not glad to see you get out, you you probably
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: should still be in there. And that's how I said,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: you can solve that problem, find a way to keep
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: his behind still in jail, and added more time as
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: long as possible, so you can have the things in
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: life you want, because it's about your happening. That's what
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: this is about. All right. We're gonna get to uh,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Junior when we come back. I love it.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: We'll have part two of the response to the strawberry.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: I thought my part was good enough. She already knows
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: the answer. Anyway. We'll be back in twenty three minutes
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: after the hour. Twenty three minutes after the hours. Today's
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letters subject is it feels so right. And she's
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: talking about the sex from her boyfriend that's in prison.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: She says it's unbelievable, and she's she's fifty seven. All right,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: we'll be back right after this. You're listening to morning show.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: All right, it's time to recap today's strawberry letter. Um. Wow,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: the subject it feels so right, a fifty seven year
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  Speaker 1: old married woman wrote in her husband's fifth nine. Both
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: of them are divorced. There together now they were cheating
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: with each other, got divorced from their spouses, now there together.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: But what her current fifty nine year old husband does
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: not know is that she is also cheating with another man.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: This is her boyfriend that's in prison. She's been cheating
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: with him for many, many years, and she just loves him.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: They have conjugal visits. It's the best three hours of
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: her life, she says. When she sees them, she knows
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: the way he holds her that he loves her deeply.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: She's always there for him no matter what. She and
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: her inmate boyfriend's mom have been saving up money so
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: he can get his own place when he gets out,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: because his mom doesn't want him to stay with her
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: and his girlfriend. He can't stay there because she's married
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: and her husband doesn't know. So she finally broke down
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: and told her boyfriend's mom that she's remarried, and the
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: mom promised that she'll keep the secret. But she's got
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: to figure something out before he gets out because he's
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: getting out in March, so she wants to know should
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: she tell her husband that she has a boyfriend, or
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: should she tell her boyfriend that she has a husband
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: and In the meantime, she's still like loving him because
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: every month she goes for the best three hours of
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: her life as far as the sex goes. So she
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: wants to know does she risk it all for true
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: love and great sex? All right? So now Tommy, you're
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: up what you got. We do not want to lose
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: this great sex. I say, just keep doing it. Keep
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: doing what you are doing. You have about three and
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: a half months to get all you can get out
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: of this, So do it to the fullest for the
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: next three and a half months. And right before he
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: get out, boom out of town. Lead a husband, and
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: lead a penitential. Do name killer, because I know a
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: name killer. It's got to be killer, lead killer, and
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: lead a guy you married to. And let me let
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: me give you a little, little little note. Everybody in
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: prison hold you like that. Okay, they all hold you
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: height like that. They're gonna all make you feel that. Okay,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: everybody in jail whole you differently. Promise you that, But
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: get all of it out your system for the next
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: three and a half months. Just get as much as
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: you can get on a plane. Thought a new life,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: thought over, lead a husband, lead killer, anything I mean
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: you know he was guilty too. That's how they got
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: to this. Yeah, that's how they became man. So it
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: ain't like he just clean clean. Oh yeah, we just
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: gotta leave it all. We gotta wash our hands and
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: move on to another city and find you another two people.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: You know. But the next time you find somebody, find
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: somebody that's in jail a lot longer. You want somebody
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: that ten year, ten years, you know what I mean
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: if you because your jail thing is working. So you
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. You gotta find somebody that's got
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: a lot of time or even life. You know. Found
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: somebody's got light and you can go in there and business. Yeah,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: somebody that's never gonna get out. You get your love
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: with w and you go back to your man. You
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: just found some You got somebody that's getting out, get
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: it getting out, so you know you gotta fix it
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: all right? Well, thank you, Moving on to junior Junior
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: with you guys, I'm concerned it seem about the sex.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: This is about March. March is coming. I know when's coming,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: but March is coming. I'm telling you right now, that
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: hand on the glass. Love must be strong. I don't
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: know what it is with you women. When y'all put
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: y'all hand on that glass, y'all faults in love that
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: can hand on the glass. Love is strong. Whether we
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: tell him or not depends on what the charges is.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Because if it's all robbery, we don't need to say nothing.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: We need to be trying to figure out how to move.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: But if it's tax evasion, tell him everything. He not violent,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: see tax evasion, he's hell. He don't even ask about
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: your husband if it's tax evasion. But if it's all rocker,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: activators are soft murder, tempted murder. Any didn't charging, you
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: need to shut up. You didn't tell him nothing, because
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: when march get here, you see I'm married. This has
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: gonna sound I'm married. It better be married to medicine.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: That's what you better be. I'm married. You've been married
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: with children, That's what I'll show. I watched like you
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: can't go out here and tell his man who's been
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: locked up all the time. Can you be playing with
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: his emotions going out and having sex that you married. No, no, no,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: not bang bang, not bang bang. You can't tell him no,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: no no. If he got a punting scheme or something
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: like that you can tell him you married. He don't care.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: He's nice guy. He's a nice guy. Yeah, he's a
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: nice guy. He don't even ask about your Heather. So
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: how's Roger doing? You know he'll ask about him. But
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: if he if he did anything, if he been if
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: he just he had a knife, he was brandishing the weapon,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: he got tired, anything like that, You need to shut
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: up later, don't say nothing. Just be married. And you
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: know the other problem you got. You've been writing him
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: from the address you're staying that you ain't think about that.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: He knew when you live. He know when you live.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: He got all the loads. So you got a job.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: You can't focus on him all time because you gotta
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: go to work. He got nothing to do but think
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: about you. That's all he got. No need to shut
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: up and figure out what the charges is he got.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: That's determined whether you're gonna tell him or not. That's all.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: I got A different idea, different idea. Maybe she should
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: get locked up and let him visit hub when she
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: get out, you know when he got Yeah, when he
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: get out, you're safe. Yeah, you're safe. Yeah, to be safe,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: yea have but one visit at the time. Anyway. So
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: when he got March day, your way as stakes to
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: a car and break a wind him. That's all I
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: have to take. He needed just l some time, right,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: he needs to be lost. This ain't gonna end badly,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: it really is. This is not going to end well. No, no,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: not at all. No, you got till March out. That's
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: gonna be a problem when her man in prison finds out.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: That's gonna be a problem. I'm married, Yeah, I'm married.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: You better been listening to a case on Yeah, Yeah,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: she's bank bang going back to jam all right, hit
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: us up on Instagram and Steve Harvey f them with
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter. Thank you, fellas, and
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. Coming up
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: next to this, Junior, with Sports Talk right after this.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Junior,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: it is time for Sports Talk. What you got? All right?
• 1:07:15
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  Speaker 1: Harvey FM dot com. Yeah, all right, let's go ahead
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: and get this out to the way on. Don't rush it,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: don't run. Yeah, let's go now. I don't want to
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: do this today, but from Harday in Jackson, Mississippi, w
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: k XI one on seven point five, we want to
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: congratulate who the Jackson State University Tigers on winning the
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: ship on Saturday, the Jays Shoe Tigers. And no, no, no,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not putting them love on this because I watched
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: the game. I saw us. I know we were gonna
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: win this game. And special shout out to coach Prime
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Man Dean Standers. He is the h he won the
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Swack Coach of the Year. So congratulations Prime. But I'm
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you right no, yeah, we was cheated. I
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: know that much. Callers were cheated, but I know we don't.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Can we pray of you anyway, we okay, we lost
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: the game. I want you I got that. But I know, yeah,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: we all were at battle band. We ain't worry about that.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: But you know they played Mississippi Monica. Be they played
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: in Jackson. Anyway, they played the game in Jackson. But
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: let me just tell you that I know people who
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: ain't in school playing football. When I see him, I
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: know that. I know. I know that's Terry down at
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: the mechanics shop. I know I know a thirty year
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: old man on the football field when I see one,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: because Junior, I don't know. I know you ain't got
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: the board down there at at the grocery show that
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: was fast get the cars for the hit cars. I
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: know I know fast people. Therefore, I saw him when
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: I was down in Jackson. See they had some legal
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: players on team. That's why they won. That is not
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: no come on now you know that. Come on, you
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: know that's that board down there at the church that
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: that that ain't had enough to do. You know he
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: was on Jackson State team. I saw all that legal player.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: But we let y'all have that. But you know, when
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: they do the investigation, it's all gonna come out. I
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: saw all I know. And when you gonna say, Junior
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: said it. I told y'all, I know anybody over there
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: on a cell phone and pass don't need to be
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: out on the field. I saw because he got a
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: whole family at home, this man and I don't know
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Priyan playing players. I'm just I'm not hunt. And they
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: had one man out there with all three of his
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: kids on the sideline. He was playing. He about dad
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: to be right back when I saw this. That's why.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: That's why, so pray we know you cheating. That's it.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: That's it. Shot out the coach prime. All right, thank you, Junior.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, Comedy Roulette
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: with Jay Anthony Brown. Right after this, you're listening to
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: the String show. All right, guys, it is time for
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: comedy Roulette. All right, Jay, take the subject. You put
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: them on a wheel, spun the wheel where it stopped.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: We'll make it funny because that's what we do, all right.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: And here are the subject. Things you say to your
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: co workers that didn't go on your fancy trip to Dubai.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Sounds like hate to be right there. They wrote that.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: All right, nice compliments you have to give when food
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: tastes terrible, and then the last one. Things you say
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: to make your co workers stop talking about their fancy
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: trip to Dubai. All right, that's it, let's go. It's
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: spun the wheels. Funny hater on it stopped on. Nice
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: nice compliments you have to give when food tastes terrible.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: Let's go, here we go. Nice compliments you have to
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: give when the food taste terrible. Girl, you put your
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: foot in these greens. Literally literally your foot it definitely
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: in eas green. Nice things you say when the food
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: is terrible. You know, I could I see what you
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: was trying to do. I can see where you was going.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Just quite you meant, well, yeah, all right, junior. Things
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: you say to make you all right, junior. Nice compliments
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: you have to give when food taste terrible. I'm gonna
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: tell you what right now. I can't wait to get
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: to a phone and tell somebody about this. I can't
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: wait talk about you have to give when food taste terrible.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Guess what, It's Thursday and I'm still chewing that turkey. Unbelievable,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: it is unbelievable. Nice nice compliments you have to give
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: when food tastes terrible. Oh, I hope it is this
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: good on the way out? I don't know where that
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: came from. I don't know where from the mind crazy.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: All right, come on, junior, Nice compliments you have to
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: give when food taste terrible. Let me let me tell
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: you something. Beyonest with you. I know people have dad
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: behind this dress. Ain't no where I live. I know
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: I did. Nice compliments you have to give when food
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: taste terrible. Uh, this made you want to slap everybody
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: in the damn house, not just your grandmama. I'm talking
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: about it. Nice compliments you have to give when the
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: food tastes terrible? Is it? Um? Maybe it's me? Is it?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Is it? It tastes cho It's got a little chip
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: in this type of Come on, junior, Nice compliments you
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: have to give when the food tastes terrible. Girl. Let
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: me tell you about this food so different I can't
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: hold it down. Different thing. Nice compliments you have to
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: give when the food tastes terrible. I think I think
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: you used way too much mustard. I'm not sure, but
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: I think you used just a little bit too much mustard.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: All right, nice compliments you have to give when the
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: food tastes terrible. You know what if you take just
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: take the potatoes out of that, and I think you
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: got something out of it. Yeah, I think you got
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: something that all right? Someone nice compliments you have to
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: give when the food taste. I'm gonna tell you what
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting here thinking about it. There's a brand new
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: take on chicken. I ain't never had chicken to point. Oh,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about this. A whole new take on chicken chicken.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: Look at it. I can set the race with a straw.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: That's amazing, is all right? Thank you guys. That is
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: comedy Roulette. Coming up. More of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Show at twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, police
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: in Houston are investigating a bizarre discovery of money that
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: was found inside a bathroom wall at Joel Olstein's Lakewood
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Church slumber. Yes you heard me, Pastor Joel Olstein's church
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: in Houston. A plumber hired to was hired to fix
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: a toilet discovered hundreds of envelopes containing about six hundred
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars in cash and checks that were shoved inside
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: the bathroom wall. He turned the money over to the
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: maintenance manager at the Megas Yeah, who then called the police.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: Investigators have no idea who placed some money there or
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: where it came from, but they were reminded of a
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: big news story in twenty fourteen about a large sum
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: of money being stolen from a safe at the church.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: It's not clear if they're related, but investigators suspect that
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  Speaker 1: the thieves attempted to hide the money and then come
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  Speaker 1: back to get it later. I got the plumber for
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  Speaker 1: going in saying something, Why you didn't put this in
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  Speaker 1: your little tool kid? And can't your ass on out
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  Speaker 1: of it? Oh? He didn't turn all that money in, Timmy,
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  Speaker 1: There's no plumber in the world that would turn in
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  Speaker 1: all of that money. Not what what plumbers charge? No waiting,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Jay, I think he did. He wants
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  Speaker 1: a reward. Take your well, take your reward, your reward. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, you know what? This explains why Yolo
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: didn't want to didn't want to open him doors doing
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: the flood. He knew that money, knew that was coming.
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  Speaker 1: This is my Bible. I am what it says. I am.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: I can do what I'm saying. All right, we'll have
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We'll do round
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: of would you rather? Right after this you're listening show?
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  Speaker 1: All right, it's time for a round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather go on a hot air balloon ride?
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  Speaker 1: Or would you rather zip line over a pit of alligators?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't you know what? I got
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  Speaker 1: to take my chance with them alligators. I can't stand
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  Speaker 1: that hot air balloon. I'm scattered that hot. I'm scattered
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  Speaker 1: that and we haven't want to do I got the
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  Speaker 1: zip line in the back yard. I rather zip line
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  Speaker 1: as long as the zip don't stop now, don't stop
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  Speaker 1: on top of the alligators or the line breaks or something. Yeah, right, okay, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: come on, Yeah, I would I do hot air? I
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  Speaker 1: do the hot air, You do thet I've been married
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  Speaker 1: a couple of times. I'm used to hot, so I do.
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  Speaker 1: It's been more than a couple, we know, Junior. I'm
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  Speaker 1: with Jay. We're doing hot the air balloon with me
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  Speaker 1: and Jay being hot the air balloon. That's what we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be. Yeah, y'all too both, y'all too damn sick
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  Speaker 1: to be up there in that blow. We'll be alive.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be alive. It's hot, Junior won't have a crisis because, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, here's one. Would you rather eat pickled pigs
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  Speaker 1: feet or as cargo? Simple? Say that again? Now I
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  Speaker 1: didn't hear what you said, should Would you rather eat
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: pickled pigs feet? Or would you rather eat snails? That's cargo?
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  Speaker 1: H oh yea, I'm gonna pull that heal off that pig.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat that foot. Yeah, yeah, you gotta pull
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  Speaker 1: that healf. But you know I'm gonna get on that
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  Speaker 1: and I'm going with that pig. Consider it was in
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  Speaker 1: jos in the in the bar when you go to
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  Speaker 1: the bars and stores and you have it on the counter, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: get you some crackers and collar that, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean? Yes, yes, yeah, yes, surely considered it was
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  Speaker 1: in my baby bottle. I'm going with the pig feet.
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  Speaker 1: I've already had bot. You know when you was a baby,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: you know they put anything in your baby, wouldn't just milk?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: We have all we had milk Bot, I've already done
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: that big juice in the baby bot. I've already had
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: that with the vineg with the vinegar everything. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: Would you rather go on a date with Erica Badu
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: or Rihanna. Oh, I'm about it, I'm about yes, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: everybody smoked. She smoked, She talked crazy. That's my date
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: as she walked down the street. What I love. Here's
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: the last one, last one, guys. Would you rather give
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: your spouse a haul pass or give you your spouse
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: your cell phone and the pass code? What you want
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: to do? I see for your spouse to be someone
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: else tomorrow. Oh hell yeah, you look at the phone.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are crazy. Coming up next. It is the
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day, and we'll close out the
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  Speaker 1: show at forty nine minutes after the hour. Right after this,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: you're listening stry Morning show. All right, guys, here we
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: are our last break of the day. It's been a
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: good day, good Monday. Yeah, really good day. Back in
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: the swing of thing. Only heard due by fifty five times.
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  Speaker 1: That's all. With the hate on Dubai because you hate man. No,
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  Speaker 1: I would have loved it. I heard it a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I heard it. But you would have loved it, Joe.
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  Speaker 1: You should have. You should have went on. You would
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  Speaker 1: have loved it. You really would have. He wrote it
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  Speaker 1: in it in Yeah it really was. Yeah, why didn't
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: you Why didn't you go with us? Why didn't that go? Yeah? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: because I just moved into my house and I'm, you know,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: trying to get it out, straighten out, and that was
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  Speaker 1: taking up a lot of time. I got the kids
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  Speaker 1: coming in a couple of days, and on the head,
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  Speaker 1: somebody coming to your house. My kids don't know whoa,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: whoa whoa. Don't put that out there time. Hey, people
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  Speaker 1: think I heard something. Oh hell, no, nobody coming. My
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: kids are coming, not people. There'll be no party or
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: nothing like that. Kids are your kids don't live there,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: So that's cross company. That means they'll be leaving. They'll
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: stay for a while and then they'll leave, which is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I can work with that. How long? How long? How
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  Speaker 1: long will they be there? And finished? As soon as
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: they're coming from Atlanta in La So as soon as
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: we finished eating, I think everybody should be leaving. I'm
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: thinking at school as I finished, do they deserve take
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: a water, Let your food digest. We don't want to
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: put them right back on the road. That's just right. Okay,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: say you're eating, right, you finish eating? Chit chat, chit chat,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: chit chat. I'm saying I don't want to have hops
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: we should be saying how goodbyes? I don't don't. Yeah,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: when the older guy, when an older guy looks up
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: and say, right, let me ask you this, Jay, Do
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  Speaker 1: your kids know how you are? So? Do they know
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: to eat fast and her? Yeah? They know, they know
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  Speaker 1: not they know. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not a babyshit granddaddy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. I was in the neighborhood granddaddy. I was not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on my way over the granddaddy. I'm not um
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  Speaker 1: over that type. I'm not that granddaddy. I'm not. I'm
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: not to my grandkids for my kids. If your grandchildren
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  Speaker 1: want to spend the night with you with their papers,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: oh no, colins. Don't even put that out there, like
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  Speaker 1: nobody's spending the night because grandkids touch things, and you know,
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: they touch things or get they break and they break
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: things that m mmmm, you can't stay that long. And
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: the thing about me is long. If you know that
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: before you show up and everybody's cool, and then you're
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: not surprised, you know, I never Yeah, you have you
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: have before? Yeah? I never do. The babies know it
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: that they can't spend the night at papa's house. They
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: can't and no they can't. Nobody spend the night. They don't.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: We're spending night. When we spending night, there's no place
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: for you to see. Yeah, how many bathrooms do you have? Jay?
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: Three have three bedrooms? So what are you saying there's
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: no place for them to stay? There's two extras. Well,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: those are rooms that that we don't allow people to
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: sleep in that whoa, whoa colin. I'm kind of get
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: this whole thing out of whack now. Just because you
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: see a damn room that means you can just sleeping there. Hell, no,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: you ain't sleeping there. That's not a sleeping room. What
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: what about the couch? Can somebody sleep on the couch?
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: It's couches for sitting. It's not a layout couch. And no,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: it don't turn into nothing else. It is a couch sleep.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: Don't you pull nothing? And it's a bit Why would
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  Speaker 1: I have that for me? I don't understand, y'all. I
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  Speaker 1: really don't. Oh my god, over your house. Well, we
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: gotta eat fast if we go over there, we might
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  Speaker 1: as well. We might as well start eating before we
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: get there. Yeah, that would work, That would work if
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: you get Yeah, are you at least a good host.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: Do you know they need Do they need water you
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: get no? No? If they want seconds, do you get
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: it for them? Jake, he keeping out junior. It is
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: extremely hot. I love people. Can't stay with the tirable
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: you make. You know what that that brings me to
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: this Jackie has outside of the house freezing cold. It
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: is it, I swear fifty some degrees and it's them
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: dog gonna hot flashes, man fifty So I not realize
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: how married couples don't stay in the same room. I
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: am actually moving to the guest room. I'm moping. I'm
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: going on the side house. My husband goes to the
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: same thing. By Oh my god, the hot flashes are
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: beasts many. Yeah you've never had I haven't experienced hot
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: flashes you know when I was married. Yeah, that is
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: nothing to play with. It's a whole different attitude. Oh
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: my god, you know you don't know how to deal
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: with it now. They don't teach you about this. No, no, no, no,
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: minister says anything about this. When you get married. Hot
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: flashes should be in the vials somewhere. Hot flashes should
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: be in the vials in the wedding vale. They should
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: be in there. He never you know what's worse than
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, it's worse than hot flashes. It's
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: arguing with someone who is in extreme heat and they
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: they know that it's hot, but you can't say nothing
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: about it because no, yeah YouTube never had a kid,
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: I know. So back to Dubai Jay, Yes see that
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: we gonna get. I can't wait to go back. Was
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: it nice? Was it really nice? It was really nice.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it looks so futuristic, Jay, It's worth it. Yeah,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: the architecture worth it. So goodbye to tomorrow. Thank you,
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