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Women and Arguing, JAB New Book, Changing Neighborhood, Sick Food and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in a shove me good mother to please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join jo. You gotta turn hur you, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn to turn them out. Turn you haven't got
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  Speaker 1: to turn them out? Then turn the water the water go.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your thing, huh I show where a
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  Speaker 1: good morning? Everybody you're listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harley got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. I need everybody today, everybody that's listening. I
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  Speaker 1: need you to catch fire today. I want you to
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  Speaker 1: catch fire today. You want to phrase it another way,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to catch on fire today, but I
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  Speaker 1: need you to catch fire today. I need today to
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  Speaker 1: be today that you stop complaining and you do something.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know why a lot of people can't move
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  Speaker 1: forward in their life because they complaining about their past?
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  Speaker 1: They always complaining, man about something? Is that explains the
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  Speaker 1: reason why they are. Let me help you with this
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  Speaker 1: right here. If you are steady complaining about the reason
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  Speaker 1: you are, you know, if I hadn't met this man,
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  Speaker 1: if I hadn't been involved with this woman, if I
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  Speaker 1: hadn't had this baby, if I had to never went
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  Speaker 1: down there, if I hadn't got arrested, if I hadn't
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  Speaker 1: it this, if I hadn't it if I had a
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  Speaker 1: just finished school, if I hadn't a hey, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: stop stop all that stuff that you're complaining about, everything
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  Speaker 1: that you keep allowing to resonate with you as a
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  Speaker 1: reason to justify and explain you not being successful. Can
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  Speaker 1: I share something with you about all of that? Guess
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  Speaker 1: what it is. You didn't got past all of it.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't had the baby, you got arrested, they didn't
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  Speaker 1: kill you, You didn't finish school, but you're still standing.
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  Speaker 1: You met that man, he gone, He involved with two
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  Speaker 1: other women. Right now, I got three other kids. Guess what.
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  Speaker 1: You still here and the baby's here. You got over
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  Speaker 1: all the injustices that were done to you. You got
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  Speaker 1: something happened to you when you as a kid. You're
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  Speaker 1: an adult now. Somebody did something to you when you
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  Speaker 1: was a little boy. Guess what you're man now. Some
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  Speaker 1: things happened to you that you haven't found closure on.
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  Speaker 1: The person that you're looking for closure from has moved on.
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you that everything that has happened to you?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know you've gotten past it? So why are
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  Speaker 1: you steady complaining about what has happened to you that
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  Speaker 1: has caused you to be in this position? But do
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  Speaker 1: you understand that it's prohibiting you from moving forward? Stop
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  Speaker 1: complaining today, catch fire, Let your pass be your pass.
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  Speaker 1: I've told us to you a hundred times on this radio,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna say it again. Bishop Jake's told me
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  Speaker 1: something man that helped me so greatly. You can't drive
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  Speaker 1: your car if you're gonna keep looking in the rearview mirror.
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  Speaker 1: That's why the windshield is huge. The windshield is huge.
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  Speaker 1: The rearview mirror is this tiny thing that sits up there.
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  Speaker 1: Now all is far. It's so you can see stuff
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  Speaker 1: that's coming up on you. All the review mirror for
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  Speaker 1: is so you can assure yourself or listen to this.
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  Speaker 1: The review mirror is impt there to assure you that
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  Speaker 1: you've cleared something. See. That's what the review mirrors for.
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  Speaker 1: So when you pass it corn you want to switch lanes,
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  Speaker 1: you can glance upding and it says, okay, you're clear.
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  Speaker 1: Now you passed it. You can switch lanes. That's how
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  Speaker 1: all the review mirrors for it ain't for you to
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  Speaker 1: stare at and dictate your life with what you're tripping for. Man,
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  Speaker 1: catch fire today today, Man quick complaining about everything that
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  Speaker 1: had happened to you? Life is ten percent. What happens
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  Speaker 1: to you is ninety percent. What you do about what
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  Speaker 1: happens to you? What are you going to do about it?
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  Speaker 1: So what I got all this? Look, man, your story
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  Speaker 1: ain't no deeper than nobody else's. I can tell you
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  Speaker 1: I was homeless for three years. It's people been homeless
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  Speaker 1: for thirty years. How long I'm gonna ride that out? Man?
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  Speaker 1: You know I can ain't gona do nothing right now.
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  Speaker 1: I fell on hard times and I lost my place
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  Speaker 1: to stay. Why are you staying now? See the majority
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  Speaker 1: of people are staying somewhere right now. I was out there.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have nowhere to go. I'm in a shelter. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You was under the bridge a week ago. You're in
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  Speaker 1: the shelter. Now, why are you still crying about the bridge?
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  Speaker 1: You in the shelter now? Man? You know how you
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  Speaker 1: find your purpose? You get in touch with who created you.
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  Speaker 1: Because when God made you, he had a purpose in mind.
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  Speaker 1: Now we've ignored it and we haven't tapped into it.
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  Speaker 1: But we all had a purpose. You don't, and it's
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  Speaker 1: sometimes it take people longer to discover the purpose. Colonel
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  Speaker 1: Sanders was frying chicken with a recipe that he was
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  Speaker 1: telling people was the best chicken in the world. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nobody believe him till he turned seventy? Why you think
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  Speaker 1: the dude that's only Kentucky fried chicken signs is old.
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  Speaker 1: That dude ain't twenty up there he oh, he oh,
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  Speaker 1: But you know what, he had been frying that chicken
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  Speaker 1: for forty some years. They just found out about it
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  Speaker 1: when he was seventy. But he didn't give up his
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  Speaker 1: purpose in life. This dude was just frying chicken. See,
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  Speaker 1: people keep looking for their gifts in all kinds of
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  Speaker 1: places when it's right there in you. You ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to go to school to find your gift. You're born
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  Speaker 1: with the gift to God God for you. You'll go
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  Speaker 1: to school to tack it on to something else. But
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  Speaker 1: your gift was already given to you. You were born
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  Speaker 1: with that. You don't have to go to college to
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  Speaker 1: know your guilt. Your college allows you to enhance it,
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  Speaker 1: to find something to attach it to and hopefully you
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  Speaker 1: get a degree that attaches your gift to a vehicle
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  Speaker 1: where it can work. The problem with college is we
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  Speaker 1: go to college and we attach it to what we
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  Speaker 1: like or what we might be passionate about, and we
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  Speaker 1: ignore the gift we have. You know how many people
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  Speaker 1: and graduating from college ain't doing nothing they went to
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  Speaker 1: college for. Come on, man, you know why, because you're
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  Speaker 1: discovering life, your guilt. You discover what you was born
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  Speaker 1: to do. I wasn't bought you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: You know what my major was in college? It was advertising.
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  Speaker 1: I can't be in no death, drawing, no picture for nobody.
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  Speaker 1: But now guess what I can wake up every day
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  Speaker 1: and guess what I can tell you. I advertise. I've
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  Speaker 1: been advertising my career. Come see me live. Come see
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  Speaker 1: me live at Madison Square Garden, Come see me live
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  Speaker 1: at Philips Arena. Come see me live at Joker's Comedy Club.
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  Speaker 1: Come see me live at Percy's. Come see me live
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  Speaker 1: at Ellis's Tavern. Come see me live. Come. I've been
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  Speaker 1: advertising the whole time, but I had a different purpose
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  Speaker 1: in mine because I went and I talked to God.
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  Speaker 1: And this is how you do it. You go talk
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  Speaker 1: to God and say, hey God, look, okay, this is
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  Speaker 1: the deal. I've been struggling here. I'm over forty. I
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  Speaker 1: still haven't found my purpose in life. Okay, but so
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  Speaker 1: I can quit wasting any more time, would you help
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  Speaker 1: direct me and guide me to my purpose? I know
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  Speaker 1: you created me to do something. I just haven't found
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  Speaker 1: what it is. And the reason I haven't found what
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  Speaker 1: it is because I've been doing things my way. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't been checking what you confirmed with you on anything.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't locked in or tried to settle it up
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  Speaker 1: with you. I've been just doing my thing. Well, my
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  Speaker 1: thing has gotten me as far as it can get me.
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  Speaker 1: How about you takeover and do your thing now? Can
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  Speaker 1: you direct me in my path? I'm an open book.
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  Speaker 1: Treat me like a piece of clay. I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you go to God, he'll give it to you.
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  Speaker 1: But see you have not because you asked not. How
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  Speaker 1: many times have you asked God for it? This ain't
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  Speaker 1: no magic trick, y'all. This is the deal. You got
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  Speaker 1: to catch fire today. Catch fire today, I am. I'm
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  Speaker 1: excited about today. I've got a lot to do. You're listening,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentleman, bards and girls. Man, have you undivided attention? Pa,
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  Speaker 1: this is Steve Harvey Morty Show. Let's stop all that
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  Speaker 1: extra who I'm trying to be, no doubt, just be yourself. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: stop all this acting. Yes, that's who we want you.
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  Speaker 1: Back off your bills here. Well, first of all, I
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  Speaker 1: want to thank the Lord that I'm alive and I
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  Speaker 1: survived the weekend. Boy, thank you God. Yeah, you had
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  Speaker 1: a little retreat. Yeah, I meant it wasn't a retreat.
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  Speaker 1: It was all forward. Now retreat us when you pull back. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this was all forward man, a great time. Yeah. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna post some more exciting stuff soon. Just now now okay.
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  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry, Hey, good morning, Steve. Welcome back at one Pace. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Colin Pharrell, Happy Monday. What's up Steve and crew? This
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  Speaker 1: is the original crew. Nephew, Tommy, ya ya, welcome back.
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  Speaker 1: Baby's Monday. Let's get a big dogger. You just got
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  Speaker 1: the word. Tell us one story, one good story, give
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  Speaker 1: us something, give us a little so yeah, but you
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  Speaker 1: always have a story for us. I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 1: about what I could say though. All right, I was
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  Speaker 1: hanging out this weekend and an old frat brother mine
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  Speaker 1: stopped by his name, Lucky Love. I want to thank
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  Speaker 1: God for Lucky Love. One of the most brilliant brothers
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  Speaker 1: I know. He was a chemist major in college. Genius.
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  Speaker 1: Now the thing with genius people is is something wrong
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  Speaker 1: with him? You do understand that, don't you? You're you're
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  Speaker 1: one of we know. Wow. So he came and he's
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  Speaker 1: making his own beverages. Now we're just calling beverages, okay.
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  Speaker 1: And he bought this apple side of you know, with
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  Speaker 1: the like a gallant apple side of jig with the
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  Speaker 1: little hook on it where you cared with your fingering
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  Speaker 1: that little hook. But it's all glass, ain't no writing
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  Speaker 1: on it. And it was brown, and there was mushrooms
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  Speaker 1: in the bottom that stayed at the bottom. And he
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  Speaker 1: bought it for everybody to drink. Nobody touched it, and
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  Speaker 1: he didn't understand why if you just saw what this
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  Speaker 1: drink looked like. I said, look, you expect us to
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  Speaker 1: drink it? I absolutely do. I said, well, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: go to work Monday, and I want to be able
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  Speaker 1: to recall who I am on Monday. He said, well,
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  Speaker 1: don't drink this to Tuesday. Then that's the only story
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  Speaker 1: I can tell. Y'all. Man, you have more, I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: all right. We got coming up in thirty two. After
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  Speaker 1: the hour, we'll have more from Steve. He'll think of
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  Speaker 1: more on the break. We'll be back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show, Well, it's time for something funny
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  Speaker 1: and Jay. This is about stuff you say to your
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  Speaker 1: neighbors under your breath. Please explain. This has to do
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  Speaker 1: what we see our neighbors all the time. We're not
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  Speaker 1: that fond of them sometime, so we speak. But under
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  Speaker 1: our breath was saying little things, little little insulting things
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  Speaker 1: like hey, hider cane, y'all keep Jack, keeping it, keeping
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  Speaker 1: it one hundred, You got one Jack? Jay? H how
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Are you? My man? You need some curtains?
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  Speaker 1: How you doing? Franklin's good to see it. Hope the
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  Speaker 1: boy stay home this time. It takes vacations. Let's see us.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, nephew, Perkins, how are you good? Good? You
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  Speaker 1: should do something with that damn restrict I done. It's Kennedy, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I done? Will cross just street us? He damn kill
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  Speaker 1: How you guys doing the jake too? Stupid ass kid? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: stuff we say to our neighbors under gotta be sick.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Smith's good to see it all right now,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be pushing my mama dead. She got to
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  Speaker 1: do something. Three, Hey, Bob, how are you good? Good?
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  Speaker 1: She can stop your fat ass wife from swimming naked
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  Speaker 1: on probably out my dog money. Mister Anderson, are you going? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: How you got folk claws on block? And don't none more?
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  Speaker 1: Four cards? Yard is a mask. Stuff we say to
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  Speaker 1: our neighbors under our breath. Come on, ski well us,
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  Speaker 1: old boy, I see you have a good of the day.
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  Speaker 1: So glad that he cut my grass. He killed my flowers.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: He spoke to me and cut my grass. Wow, that's bad.
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  Speaker 1: That's dragon right hey Johnson, it's good to see y'all.
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  Speaker 1: All right now, man, no, now, we could we could
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  Speaker 1: think right now. I know a baby when to eat paper.
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  Speaker 1: That baby eat paper. You gotta tell me no more.
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  Speaker 1: I know that baby eats piper. Baby he's smarting. Now
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  Speaker 1: you gotta bring up now we good stuff we say
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  Speaker 1: to our neighbors under our breath. Tommy go Leonard, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: nice day to day, good good good last night. Damn
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  Speaker 1: policic know you said you called them stuff We say
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  Speaker 1: to our neighbors under our breath, Herman, how y'all doing so?
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  Speaker 1: Tell y'all put y'all mommy in a hole that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: black people don't do that. Hey, mister mint, jell, what's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Yeah? I'm good. You don't see that dog
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  Speaker 1: doing your yard? You just don't see stuff. We say
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: to our neighbors under our breath. We stop, Curtis, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: cation's going on? All right now? Ain't the wind that damn?
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  Speaker 1: He ain't killing that way too much? No, I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know how they touched both they stomach. All right, now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm good man, Come on, nephew. Stuff. We say to
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  Speaker 1: our neighbors under our breath, Kindly, kindly, y'all looking good, looking,
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  Speaker 1: real good. You come up with this lying though, you
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  Speaker 1: come over, I'm telling you now, you know what, damn?
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  Speaker 1: You know what? You know, my son, you know your
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: damn That properly line means something invisible, but it means something.
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  Speaker 1: You know what that line man, that's my line. All right,
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  Speaker 1: I think we have time for two more jay and
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  Speaker 1: then Steve close it out. Stuff. We say to our
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  Speaker 1: neighbors under our breath. Let's go, hey, hey, what's going Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm who that night
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  Speaker 1: he got into a fun Yeah, okay, yeah, come on, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: close it out. Stuff we say to right right out, Sydney. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I could invite me over to the Little Stinks barbe
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  Speaker 1: and everything. I know. I know you ran out of room.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. All right, guys, thank you. That was good.
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  Speaker 1: All right, We'll be back with more of the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening Steven Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: here we go, junior year up. Hey, more than everybody. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Let me just tell the truth right now. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: just meaning I don't mean this dispect nobody in there.
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  Speaker 1: I love all y'all now, I really do. But I
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: just want to let y'all know something, man, truth be told.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I won't be related to Steve for real? What's wrong? No?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Because I ain't got no money in my family. You
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: don't I need somebody else beside me that's got money.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: And I just found out on a vacation uncle Steve. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: do you be looking, Tommy? Do you know how much
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: your uncle worth? How much? I'm not gonna throw the
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  Speaker 1: number that but I actually no, no, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: this yeah, but we've been working with him every day.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all are so disrespectful. Man. Did I go on him?
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  Speaker 1: What that man? We supposed to treat him different? Yes? No,
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  Speaker 1: because hell we ain't broke people you treat better than him? No? No, oh, no,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta ain't it. I sweat. I never talked to
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: you the same. No, no, not long as I know.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I'm Steve. Ain't hill if you don't get your broke
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  Speaker 1: ass away from me. No, No, I'm tired. I'm tired
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: all the broke people. I got to be nice to
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: a hid on Steven. We treat him like he ain't
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: worth nothing. This man here could change our generation. We
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: treat him regularly, treat him. I don't want to treat him.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Reg I love you now. If you see me problem,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. He worked more than a hunting me.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know that? I know that I did you
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  Speaker 1: know he was the highest paid? Well, I wasn't saying that, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I was winning when he was working one hundred dollars
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  Speaker 1: to get that. I was him through it. I knew
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  Speaker 1: him when he wasn't was nothing but but but now
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  Speaker 1: he didn't pass everybody. You're not tripping on you. You
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  Speaker 1: don't want to sound like you. I didn't know he
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  Speaker 1: was just rich. Ye oh my god, do you need
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: your shoes because you know you're gonna be on teeth?
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  Speaker 1: Sign we know not. We're not doing this for him.
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  Speaker 1: We're not listen and make it work forget that. Regular
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  Speaker 1: folks got thirty dollars hour that regular folk? All right?
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  Speaker 1: That this? Okay, y'all quit this. Regular folk, seventeen regular people?
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  Speaker 1: If may I take your r that reg people? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Two hundred million. Yeah, it's a look different. But let
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. People with two hundred men, you
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: still have to tell you gotta tell her to see
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  Speaker 1: you something? Do that? You do this regular time? He
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: don't do nothing? You do? No, he don't. Okay, So
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: how you regular? You have to sit in a regular chair?
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  Speaker 1: You don't, man, that's by it. Stop it, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna try to call you dry? No, Tommy, keep bauling, Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: Drive God said you can say it. Stop? Just what
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: how did I get called up in this? I won't
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: be up now if I can go ahead, just start
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: getting paperwork done today. Change to be a Harvard. No,
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  Speaker 1: you're not getting in this family. No, day. Stop, stop
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: you've been You're not getting it. I'm getting my lips
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  Speaker 1: in size today. I'm getting my out today. Every day college.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a whole lot of different. Back the buff, your living.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I'm about I'm throwing my mustache shot and I'm cutting
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  Speaker 1: all my hell and I'm about to bend my knee
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  Speaker 1: some more. I'll be mobo legged. I look just like
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: everybody need a minime, everybody need a mini me. I
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: can see that lift thing going wrong, and then you're
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: gonna look ridiculous. I'm bleaching myself to get You're gonna
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: send your right in the south. I'm telling you, okay,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: when you're healthy and you still ain't there, and that's
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: the seat. I just see one side of that mustage,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: taking just one side, just on one side. Watch me,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: watch me be just like Steve bout tomorrow. Y'all, y'all
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: get on out here with this. It's man worth money,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: just man, junior. After you do all of that, that
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: don't make that, don't make you worth money. I see
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: the closest image I got. I see the bottom lift,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: real thick in the top lift thing. Yeah, you're gonna
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: miss itself. Okay, Look there's my key, you ain't gonna
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: cheer me. I don't see nobody said I want to
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: be like j nobody ship. I ain't hurried down. I
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: used to want to be funny as jaydo. I ain't
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: gonna lie to you, no, Ja, he was my goal.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: He was my whole girl. I wanted to be that
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: funny on stage. I really did. I wanted to be
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: that funny on stage. Do you want the funniest dudes
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I ever met? Oh? Yeah, ain't on stage? Dog? When
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: when the boy ain't gonna go to bathroom? He ain
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: tell you something? He ass out there. You're gonna make
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: your pay what you get. Nervous. I'm nervous for the
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: show I got to do this weekend and Augustin already
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: already day. I know with ya, Julia can't tell you
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: something about me, Junior? What's that up? I'm mean, my
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: this is going on day? Let me see. Yeah, this
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: is two weeks of not shaving. I haven't shaved in
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: two weeks. James Harden comes to mind. What you know it?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I know it's full, but it's it's not thicky. I
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: need about two more weeks, but you know about two
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: more weeks coming in can you know, I mean about
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: two more weeks. Yeah, George Wallace's mama has the same look.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: When I saw you, I'm like, oh, oh, Steve, I
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: thought it was he is. Yes, y'all, don't fight about
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: this now. Just I'm telling the truth. I'm not lying lies.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: When you loun somebody, then fu his mother's day. I
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: gave his mama lead Whackona said, let me see it? Really, Jay,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I hate oh god? Hey alright, alright, that was true.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Told you want to be Steve differently. Yeah, I used
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: to fall on the bocuse you need to ride down
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: to the TV show today because I'm going that way. No, no, no,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I'll be I'll be on TV in the car if
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I know a little about two weeks weekend, about two
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: more weeks, I'll be back. Why will you take your car?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: If he just needed it, you're just giving him all
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: your stuff, you're gonna get around. I don't have to.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Oh you go, all right, we gotta go. We'll be back.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: You're listening show, all right? Here we go with something funny,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: So Steve, now what is this? Women all ways beat
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: men at arguments. We know this, but they do because
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: they do things that men don't do and are incapable
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  Speaker 1: of doing. Here's some reasons that you'll never win an argument.
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  Speaker 1: How about the first one. You need to understand and
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: above all else, they don't forget what nothing? They don't
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: forget a dug gonne. You let it go, she said,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I forgive you, but she banked all that information. Women
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: have the biggest hard drive in their brains ever creative.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Ibm ain't got nothing on a woman's hard drive. Baby
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: with sports. Yeah, you can't erase their hard drive. It's
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: locked in forever. Your nineteen ninety eight when I got
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: that another you know what we do? We delete information? Right? Yeah?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Oh you deleted? The men get it off our phone
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: computer everything they don't. They don't delete. That's stupid. It's
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: called evidence, right, baby, I'll tell you another thing they got.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: They got a picture or ever, even if it ain't
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: a photograph, it's a mental image they got you. You know,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: women come off it and don't say. Here's another one,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: and don't say you didn't say something. You're right, you
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: didn't say it, but your text and guess what you'll
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: doubs forgot here it is right here, I got it.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I say this. Here's another reason women always win because
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: women don't care if you answer or pick up their phone.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: You don't they know, they don't. You know why because
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: all you're gonna find its pictures of shoes, recipes, baby
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: pictures and half stocks. You're right with me, exact no
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: ever did on the damn no look at it three
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: seven six five, I don't have any Here's the other
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: reason you can't win an argument. Because they can see
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: who you call it on your phone from a mile away.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: They can. I don't give damn what kind of protective
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: screen you got on there? The black one that you
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: can't see from the side. Chic see so who is she? Ye? Scary?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Here's another reason you can't remember. You can't win an
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: argument why because they remember exact dates, exact dates, with
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: the details, with your head. What you was eating, yeah,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: what car you was in? Yeah? Where you was sitting?
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Un can't win. Breathe it out, Jay, breathe it out.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: There is another reason you can't win an argument with
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: a woman. You're ready without even setting it up. They
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: lie for each of chie. They don't have to set
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: it none of that carlor, Where was I yesterday? At
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: my house? Immediately you have to make the well watching
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: the Atlanta housewise, I gotta call Jay punk. I was
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: with you. I got to say something. And here's the
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: other reason you can't win, because they have one put
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: down that no man has ever been able to top.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Here is to put down their use stop acting like
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: some little old girl, except they don't use girl. She
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: just called me after that. You're shaken to the core.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: You can't come back like right now. You just stuck
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: on that. Yeah, stopped acting like some little old girl.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: But they don't say girls. But they don't say girl.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Now you up in here. All you hear is that
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: we went again that argument. You ain't got no more points. Actually,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: you was winning the arts. We know how to shut
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: it down. Wow, man, Yeah, because there's no comeback. You
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: got no comeback. But let me tell you something, ladies, Yes,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: you should never say that to your man. I would
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: say that to my husband. I've never been because because
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: words cut really deep. And once you cut a man
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: so deep, how do you fix that? And I know
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: women who have used that on their man a lot.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: And I'm telling you it's hard to come back for that.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Because men I come back for that is well, okay,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I know, somebody don't think I'm
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: a little old girl. Yeah, because what that that's that's
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: the ultimate insult for man. You're just a little old girl. Man.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: You can't come back from then. And when you do
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: that to a man, you damage what you say, tom
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: ouch ouch? Yeah that one. H right. This is how
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: you woman really feel about what's bad is when you
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: see a guy get done in public like, oh no,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: that is I don't you see his lady do that
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: to women like that hurt women that women women don't like. Yeah, man,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: all right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this, you're listening to Steve Show. Well,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Jay is here. We're so happy when you're here with us. Jay,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: that means you're healthy and good. Uh and and Jay,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know where you find the time, but apparently
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: you've written another book. What is this your ape? That
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: well that by eleven I got level eleven. But this
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: is this is my newest book. This is my newest book.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: The name of the book is it's very catchy. You
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: catch on this sometimes kin folks ain't work for damn
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: or you can use the S word. That's the title.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Of one more time. Sometimes kin folks ain't worth for
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: damn or you can use the S word. So that's
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: that's the title of the book. And it's several chapters
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: in there that everybody who has kin folks can relate to.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: In the my new book calls sometimes kin folks were
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: damn or you can use the for chapter one, just
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: because you got a big house, they can show up
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: and stay for free. That's chapter one. I can, oh
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: man that that that little chapter two kind of get
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: into some personal stuff that they think your house is storage.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Let me put something in your garage for a couple
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: of days. I mean it's been in there, ain't much now,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: it ain't move, you know. Old. I don't even know
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: what it is myself. I didn't lift it up. I
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: don't know the chapter three, okay, this is if you
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: have a big house. Uh, ken folks get confused in
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: a new book. Sometimes ken folking for damn and you
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: can use the S word. They think they think you're
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: the daddy. What they don't understand is you're the granddaddy,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: not the daddy. Daddy. Yeah, some of those problems, just
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: the personal some of those problems need to go to
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: the daddy, not the granddaddy. Okay, you need to go
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: right to the daddy. Okay, Oh, this is the chapter.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: If you my book, my new book call Sometimes kN
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Folks don't go for damn or you can't use the
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: S word, then think you're a bad guy. If you
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: don't babysit. I don't baby sit. Okay, I smoke things.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: I do things that around kids. And when you come back,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: he gonna have a whole different attitude if you lead
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: him here. Okay. If hen he gonna be a little
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: he gonna be hungry, it's gonna be sleepy. Yeah, you're
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: gonna come pick up a little atte in my new book.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: In my new book. Sometimes can with a damn, or
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: you can use the ass word. They think you a
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: finance coming in. That's my book. That's my book. Several
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: chapters and then be out soon. Uh, sometimes can't damn.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: You can use the check it out in my new book. Yeah,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: and I was gonna be a bestseller. It's gonna be.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be all right. Come up thirty four after
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: the hour, Thank you, Jay, all right, more of this
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. This is how
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: you know your neighborhood. It's about to change. Yea like
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: if you hit a song right here, they come moving in.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: I got one for you. You got one. It ain't
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: just that neighborhood, no, No, white neighborhood has changed too. Yeah. Yeah,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Now if you're in a white neighborhood, it ain't bad. No,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: they're turning the white neighborhood. And you hear this, it's changing.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Get out the way, get out of the way, Get
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: out the way out. Yeah yeah, better get the package
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: that was us moving to the summer. J All right,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: you got another one. Here's another one. It's a mixed neighborhood.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: But it's just black and white. It's just black and white, comfortable, black, cool.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: You've learned to live with. What's there? Black? Black, the
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: white t white like the black all of us sudden
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: you hear this, Slaven Minthem, Ben Simon can get us
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: in Slavios best, some Domo Travis Slaven Minthem, Ben Summon
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: can get us and Tito Slavios best some Domo Travis
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: sa Come on, what somebody here? I got warm for?
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Watch how I do this? Watch How Watch How I
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Stay out of trouble on watch this right here, This
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: song right here is if you're in your neighborhood, this
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: is a good way to tell that you got to
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: be open minded now, because a closed mind is an
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: ignorant mind. True, true, that's true. A closed mind is
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: an ignorant mind. I have become a type of person
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: where I'm open to all my brothers assists. But let's
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: say church services over right, everybody comfortable. Now you have
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: to have the quiet and let out everybody's out out
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: the quid director it out is out of church. He
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: in his own element, and you hit this. Come on,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I'm coming come churches all I want to know the
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: choir and let out on the quiet directors high, come on,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: sis wrong Chris Rowan is three about to happen to
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: your neighborhood. We'll be back. You're listening Stave Morning Show
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. Right about
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today's subject
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: my little ugly boyfriend. But right now, nephew Tommy is
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: here with today's frank phone call what you guy for
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: his nev queen in the church, Van Jesus Queen in
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: the church in one more time when in the church.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Rain is what I got. That's it. Let's run it
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: weed in the church. Come on, Hello, I'm trying to
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: read Dan. Brother brother Dan. Hello, Hello him, because I'll
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: see that I'm trying to brother Dare brother Dan. Oh? Okay, Yeah,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: this brother Scott from the church from Belt to Baptist. Hello, bro, Yeah,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I call you. I'm trying to get a little information
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: about the church band. What's what's your schedule? Uh? Will
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: you drive the church? Right? What's what's your schedule? I
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: drive it Wednesday, Fridays and Sundays. Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: now Sunday? What what is that schedule? O? Sunday. I
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: usually start about eight o'clock in the morning, probably a
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: little earlier, depending on some of the elderly people that
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I have to go pick up and bring to the church.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Make sure they get there okay, and get situated and
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: make sure they're on time for the service and whatnot. Okay,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: and then you take them back home after service is over. Yes.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I try to get all of them back home, unless
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: they got family members or something that come up there
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: and meet them up there and want to take them
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: to dinner on Sunday afterwards, but I usually get everybody
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: back home. Okay, okay, lad This class Sunday, which is
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: part of the reason why I'm calling you. Uh. They
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: saying that, um, some of the church uh numbers that
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: was on the vand this Sunday. Uh they are complaining,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: saying that, um that the church van was smelling like
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: weed when they got on there. Excuse me, they say
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: the church van was smelling like weed when they got
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: on there, and you are the person that was driving them.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: No, no no, no, no, no no, no no no, not not
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: the van that that I'm driving. I'm I don't no,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I don't. I ain't smoke weed, and no van, do
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: you smoke weed? No? I don't smoke weed. I mean
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: not Carl. I mean I have before, but I don't
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: smoke weed now and I wouldn't smoke weed before. Picking
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Some people look to go to now where you from?
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Who told you this? Well? All I knew is what what?
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: What's come down? The pipeline is? They saying that that
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: a couple of the nimbers came complaining. See this just
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: happened last week about this pipeline. I want to know
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: who the pipeline is, because just last week they came
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: at me talking about that I was using the van
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: to go places that I wanted to go to on
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: my personal time. Now I don't do that. I don't
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: do stuff like that. And now I have had a path,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I haven't had a history, but I don't do stuff
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: like that. And I wasn't smoking no church van. So
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: are you seriously talking about what? What? What? What? We're
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: trying to We're trying to get to the bottom of
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: it and see what's going on with you. Elderly person said,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: do you know which one? I don't They loved me
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: every Sunday, didn't people tell me they loved me? Uh?
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: They say I'm one of the most respectful young gentlemen
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: they've ever met in their life. And so I really
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: find it hard to believe that you you you getting
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: these type of complaints about me. What I'm saying there,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: like who we I don't know what that means or
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: nothing like that. Look, brothers, I don't know you too well,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: and I know you don't know leave. But I've been
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: driving this van as as a point to try to
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: change my life and where I come from. So this
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: was something that I wanted to volunteer even though I'm
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: getting paid to give my time to do this for
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: the church. And now this is like the second instance
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: where y'all and came at me on some stuff about
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: like I'm trying to do something with this van. Now,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: why I would I disrespect the church van by smoking
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: weed in it and then letting the weeds stay in
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: there so other people could smell it. Okay, so let
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: me tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna go
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: out here to the church man to say we're gonna
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: go out here today and open it up. Now, if
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: we see any seeds or anything around the driver's seat,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: then then then we're gonna We're gonna definitely, uh point,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: gonna open the van up. Man. I was raising that church. Man.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: My mama go to that church, my grandma. See you
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: go to that church. See the reason we even all
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: let that church. And you think I'm gonna mess up
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: they ain't by driving around in the band full of
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: elderly people smoking weed. Blood. Dad, I don't know how
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: to the bad smell like weed, man, Now I don't.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I don't got the answers to these questions. I'm just
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you that it was me. Did you
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: have some weed in your part? I can admitted with
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: your smell it, I ain't had no weed on me.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Stop trying to say like I had weed on me
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: and you ain't gonna get me nothing that I ain't
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: had no and we ain't had no weed on me. Okay, Now,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna mess up my name or my family's
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: name in this church and disrespect us like this. Now,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: We've been helping this church for years and I'm trying
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: to tell you that I ain't riding around and no
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: fans smoking no weed with no elderly people. Did you
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: ask any of the elderly people if they had any
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: weed on them? No? We did, no, No, I didn't
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: think about it. No elderly people having no weed. So
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: you just assume it's me. What one of them? Guy
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: got coma or something? What? What? What you know? What?
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: You know? Who? I think? What? Did you know? Who
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I think the weed belonged to? Oh? Oh, I think
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I think the weed belong And if you time from
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey show, what man, damn, you just got
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: a preak. Oh my god, you just got to put
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: his name is brother, brother Lawrence, Lawrence ros Lawrence. Oh my,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Larry called Larry, but tell Larry, tell Larry in trouble
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: with me? But the van man, I got one more
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: thing that I got one more thing to ask you, man,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: show in the land, Man Steve Harvey morning man going
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: on risch Man going on the chill out the rest
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: of the day outside, Man, I know I ain't gonna
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: smoke no weed, queen band. You blame me, charity people.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: It's in just for your uh it's weeded, tell said Jay.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: He said weed, it's weed. He's absolutely right. Got a
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: team Tommy, gonna change team. No, ain't gonna happen. No,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: they ain't. They ain't got do with him doing the
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: team Tommy. That's the dude to heavy usage. That's what friend.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I ain't got a damn thing do it being a
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: team tom after this long weekend. That's how he says it.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Right here, man, yea, I brought him over here and
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: for a week he didn't know it. Oh Jay, all right, nephew,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next, it's the Strawberry letter subject
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: my lord, ugly boyfriend. We'll get into it right after this.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the String Show alright. Time now for
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice in relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
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• 51:31
  Speaker 1: gonna read this one right here, right now. That's for you, Jay,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: buckle up, hold on tight, We got it for you here.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter. I love this title, my
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: little Ugly Boyfriend. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a thirty one
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: year old single woman and I met the man of
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: my dreams two years ago on a dating website. He
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: lives in Tampa and I live in Philadelphia. A few
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: months after we met online, he came to visit me.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I immediately noticed that he lied about his height. He's short.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: He is an inch or two shorter than me, and
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I like tall men. I had hoped he looked a
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: little better than his pictures online, but he looks exactly
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: the same in person. He's not handsome at all. I
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: overlooked his height and the fact that he's not cute
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: because we have a lot in common. He's a hard
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: worker and a great single father. He is very kind,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: and he loves the Lord. All of those things make
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: up for the fact that he is not exactly my type.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: He's been back to visit me every other month, and
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: I have been to his home in Tampa. I met
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: his family and they are all supportive of our relationship.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: So here's my dilemma. I have met his family, but
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: he still has not met mine. I've been making excuses
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: whenever he asked to meet them, and I made him
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: think they're all weird and crazy. But the truth is
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: they are very judgmental and they will talk about his
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: looks and his height. My mom's facial expressions are priceless,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: and I know she won't be able to hide her
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: reaction if she meets him. I have told my family
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: about him and how good we are together, and they
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: already make jokes about me and my little ugly boyfriend.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: They may be right, So I need your advice. Should
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I be proud of this good man even if he
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: is ugly and short, or should I call it quits
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: now and stop wasting my time in this relationship? Well,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I don't see how you call yourself wasting your time.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, you've been with him for two years. You
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: said that you guys have a lot in common. Maybe
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: he's not exactly your type, but he's very kind, he
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: loves the Lord. He's a great single father, he's a
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: hard worker. He has so many qualities that you like.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: You've met his family, they're all supportive. This sounds like
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: a nice good man to me. I mean, and he's
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: with you. He's not with your family. If you guys
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: continue this and get married, he's marrying you, not your family.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: You said he's the man of your dreams. That's what
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: you said. I mean, you guys have have been together
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: for two years already, and you know about his height.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: You're no different, um, you know, from any other women women.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: All the women I know just about like tall men.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: A lot of men like tall women, so that's nothing unusual.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: But he is one or two inches shorter than you,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: and he's not handsome at all. Those are facts. You
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: put those in the letter. But even with all that,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: you're still with him and meeting his family. You're visiting
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: each other's homes long distance and stuff. You've met his family,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: This sounds pretty serious to me. You're just scared for
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: him to meet your family because you don't know how
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: they're going to react to him, if they're, you know,
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: going to make him feel some sort of way. Listen,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: if you like this man and you want to be
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: with this man, this is your man, I mean, your
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: your family, So what are they going to say it
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: to his face? So what if they don't like him,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: You like him and he treats you well and you
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: seem happy, you've been with him for two years. Don't
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: let your family, you know, make you miss out on
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: a good man. That's what I say. Steve Well unattractive
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: and short. Yeah, I must admit I thought the letter
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: was about somebody else. You know who the hell he
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: talking about? When you throw a rock, I'm the hell
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: with that. Y'all know who you're talking about? Sicking and rock.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: And then we didn't hit this dog too many day time.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Y'all know what we're talking about, the only thing in
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: this ladder that through it all. He lives in Tampa
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: and I live it up to that, and thereafter I
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: was sending him mad. I couldn't haul it swallow. You're
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: not laughing, team, tell me A few months ago we
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: met online, came to visit me. I immediately noticed that
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: he lied about his height. Hello, Hello, Hello, How many
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: times he lied by his hands? Wait? Treated against it.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: A few months after we met online, he came to
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: visit me. I immediately noticed that he lied about his life.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: He shot good, Lord of Mighty. He is an interest.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Too shorter than me, and I like tall men. Hell,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: he do too prod. I hoped he looked a little
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: bit better than his picture on lad but he looked
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: exactly like the same person. Then y'all ain't telling me
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: why overlooked his fight. I overlooked his height and the
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: fact that he ain't cute because we got a lot incoming,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: hard work, great single father, he's very kind, he loves
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: your Lord. All these things make up for the fact
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: that he's not my type. He's been back to visit
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: me every other month. I've been to his home in Tampa.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I met his family. They all supportive of the relationship.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Here's the dilemma she got now she hadn't met his family,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: but he ain't met head. She'd been making all types
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: of excuses why they don't need to meet him. Because
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: the truth is the family that she in his judgmental
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: they're gonna talk about his looks and his height. Hold
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: that thought, Steve, Hold that thought. You can look up
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: one day and this boy be on TV. Someone. We'll
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: response coming up between three after the hour, subject my
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: little ugly boyfriend. We'll be back right after this. You're
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: listening morning show? All right, Steve, come on, let's recap
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letters. Subject my little ugly boyfriend. Boy, I'm
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: going to the bathroom. No, I'm going to the bathroom.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Go together? Women? Do we need on this case? We
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: need to leave. We don't need to hear this. That
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: ain't a good look. Fellas, don't go together. This lady's
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: been met this man online. They've actually been dating now
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: for two years. She'd have met his family, that went
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: down to temple. He ain't met hers. He comes by,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: it comes up there every other moment. He's god fearing,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: hard working, he's a wonderful single parent, saying all the
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: right things. I ain't heard nobody mentioned love in this,
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: but I'm assuming you know, it's got to be some feelings. Hell.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Problem she got is he's a little shorter than he promised,
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: and he's ugly. So I think we get need to
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: get down to this. When you say, my little ugly boyfriend,
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: how ugly were talking about? See, this is what we
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: gotta get into. Okay, it's my little ugly boyfrield Are
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: you saying he all ugly? Is he shockingly ugly? She
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: would have said that is he? Good lord? Ugly? Is he?
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: I'd be damned? Ugly? Is Is he that type? Ugly?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Is he just sound effect? Ugly? Sound effect? Ugly is
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: different kind of ugly? Like when you see him and
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: you go, ah, here's another sound effect ugly. Mm hmm,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: that's it. That's you got another sound another sound effect ugly.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with that one. See who doggy? Get one?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: I got one face sound? Yeah? Here going one right here?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: I see you what see? So we need to determine
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: do that one again? I see your b and when
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: your mouth gave wid wow, I see your boy who Now,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: if he's really ugly? We have a couple of situations
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: because we have to think this through. Because he's thirty one,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: so you're young. Here's the danger is not meeting your family.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Here's the danger. This could turn into marriage and some kids. Yeah,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: I know it now even though lady, you you know
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: where near ugly? Oh but he is, so there's a
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: chance that the baby it's gonna have some of him.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Only now, Once again, it depends on how ugly he is.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Do you want to do this to the baby? That's
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: the question? Oh yeah, do you want to do this
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: to the baby? Anybody? If I've seen it up close,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: you don't know what the glo gonna do it? Girl,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: you can look up being a mansion somewhere. Girl, you
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: better recognize it. Don't don't don't stare his gift horse
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: in the mouth, and don't take advantage of Timmy. You
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: want to say anything, I ain't What the hell? Why
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: are you asking? Tommy? I got a shoulder knight gonna
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: do right now? I don't know me ask him a
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: comment on intable? So cool? Put you up to do
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: with me? I know? I know a dog. I'm not.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: It ain't about you, but you might. Couldn't help Paul.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: I can't help nobody. I'm too tall. I wait, Tommy,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: what what did your girlfriend say when they took you
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: home to good It's a handsome young man that you
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: brought it, a very handsome young man. If you brought
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: home dollar. Okay, all right, we gotta go. Please post
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: your comments. Tommy, when you went over Horrendou's house, remember
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: when you said her mama busted out laughing. It wouldn't stop.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: I want to as soon. That's what I because I
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: what I had on, not my height. It ain't hadn't
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: do my height or me being ugly, but they wouldn't
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: for that. All right, I gotta break in here. Guy,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: your head, you have my shirt on that time. Please
• 1:04:05
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• 1:04:11
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• 1:04:14
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• 1:04:17
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• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: the show. All right, guys, it is time for comedy roulette.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Let's go, guys. It's very simple. You take three sepjects.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: You put those three sebjects on a wheel, spun the
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: wheel where it stop. We'll make it funny because that's
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: what we do. Put it all right here we go.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Things you say when your baby mama calls asking for
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: money again? Number two excuses people make not to chip
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: in on gas money when you're on a road trip.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: Here's the last one. All right, reasons you give to
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: not look a person in the eye, alright, spunnet, spunnet,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: give me that gas, pipping it on the gas? That
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: reason do you give to not look a person in
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: the eye? Good reason. I can tell you right now
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: why sometimes you can't look at person. Now. You know
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: how people wear them glasses, and they went them tight
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: on their face and to be swept down in the lids.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: You can't look at that. You can't look it'd be
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: sweat down at the bottom. You can't look at that.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: We can't do it. It'd be all sweaty in the lids.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: I can't look down. When I tell you, I'll tell
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: you the reason why you can't look people in the eye.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Because it's missing. That's why I can't look you in
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: the eye. Because let's go, what happened? I can't see
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know why if it's missing. I'll tell you
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: why you can't look somebody in the eye. We just
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: got through having hard, hard, steaming sex. I really can't
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: look at you now, I can't you just what we
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: just did for real, what we just did you can't
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: make no one contact. We're talking about reason why you
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: can't look a person in the eye. Cast a breath, stink.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: If I'm looking in your eyes, that means my head
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: is up. And this is too much reason. You can't
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: look a person in the eye because for some reason
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: you thought it would be cool to shave off your
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: eyebris and drawing them all up toward your forehead. You're saying, hum, yeah,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: I think I tell you what he is. Another white
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: can't look people of the eye because when when you're
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: sitting in a corner by yourself and what nobody salt
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: to you. That's because it's a strong body, older coming
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: directors from you. I ain't nobody to look at you.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you guys for today's version of
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Comedy Roulette. Coming up, We'll have more of the Steve
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this. You're listening
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. A new study from
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: UM what is the Scriven's Hearing Care Okay, They looked
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: at two thousand adults, okay, two thousand grown people. Research
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: shows that at least seven times a week, men have
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: selective hearing in all. In all men don't hear their
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: spouse three hundred and eighty eight times in the course
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: of a year. Women are two though, that's a lot, right,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: that's a lot. Three hundred and eighty eight times in
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: the course of a year. That's low. That's losty here
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: yet the average well right now, you're only talking a
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: little over once a date. That's an average of once
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: a date. Okay, okay, so that ain't Yeah, that's not
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: so bad. That's not so bad. No, I tune that way.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: You got to tune it out the same thing, him,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: What is y'all talking? Listen? Wait? Wait what man? We
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: just talked about that for fifteen minutes, because two hours
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: you make the same twenty minute point for two hours
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: and wake up the next morning. Were still talking about that? Man?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Move on? What man? I'm hearing you, but I ain't
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: listening no more. Man, Did you hear what I said
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: about letting out at the job? Why are we still
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: talking about Linda? I'm sorry, ladies, but that's that thing,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: right that? That's true? Yeah, we do have selected here.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: So but it sounds like you guys are responsing to nagging.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: That's a difference, right is if you is it all
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: the same to you. No, you know, because if you're talking,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: if you're talking too much. Mh, I'm just saying yeah,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: which is often ter so it could be about anything
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: just the sound of my voice that you just start
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: too then out after a while that's for you. What
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: are you? Well? You know what? That's okay. You're puffing
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: and puffing about because you're talking about the same thing
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: what I'm asking you about this survey though you're not answering.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Uh No, I'm talking about this period. You're talking about
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: the same thing. And then I can tell its body
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: because I look on Facebook. Now you're posting stuff way
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: that is man shared over to social media social media.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Now you're getting thousand eightmens on the damn what Yeah,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: but let it see. I think I think it is
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: a problem, and I think women could admit to this one,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: because yes, men do have selective hearing, and we've had
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: to developed that over the course of time, because we've
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: and more and more, we've developed more and more selective hearing.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Because if there's a slight difference in us, women vent
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: differently than men. And when women around each other talker
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: to their girlfriends, you all have more of a tendency
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: to talk about a subject from every angle. You turn
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: it over. You all can discuss one subject for hours.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Men don't do that. We have a debate, somebody wins, loses,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: We have a strong debate, then we laugh or we fight,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: and then it's over. You all keep talking about it.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: And once, once a man has made all the points
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: he can make. Your point is irrelevant. At this point.
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  Speaker 1: trying to do that. Yeah, yeah, we can want to
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  Speaker 1: get it into your face and not be hearing nothing
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  Speaker 1: you saying, wait what say again? I can look dead
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  Speaker 1: what I just said? Schedule off. We'll schedule of how
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  Speaker 1: many times Marjorie to looked at me and said, what Steve?
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  Speaker 1: What did I just say? What? Did repeat what I say?
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  Speaker 1: That's as you heard? You women are guilty. Team, they don't.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be trying to think about what the he's three times? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: we do it too. We tune y'all out, all right,
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  Speaker 1: you guys, what foods? Now? Think about this one? What
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  Speaker 1: foods did your mom make you when you were sick
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  Speaker 1: as a kid? All right, there's some foods that always
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  Speaker 1: remind us of being sick when we were a kid.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, the standard, of course is chicken soup.
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  Speaker 1: So is there one food or is there one soup
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  Speaker 1: that reminds you of being sick when you were a kid?
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  Speaker 1: Or which did your mom make for you? Um that
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  Speaker 1: you make for your kids? Now? How about that one? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I can't do that after my kids. What I can't
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  Speaker 1: do that. My mama made me a hot tiddy would
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  Speaker 1: have shot at Jack bangers in it. I can't do
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  Speaker 1: that to my kids. I can't put that in there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with Jim. I couldn't do that. My mama would
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  Speaker 1: take that Vick's vapor up and put it in some
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  Speaker 1: tea and make you drink that. And it says on
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  Speaker 1: the bottom, don't not swallow it said that right on
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  Speaker 1: the bottom. They don't give you. Still you didn't have
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  Speaker 1: a called anymore, did you still? Wow? We had um
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  Speaker 1: castro oil. I had to take cast oil with orange. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's the oranges for nothing? Put that BIG's vapor up
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  Speaker 1: on your chest, all on your chests when you in
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  Speaker 1: my nose? Yeah, yeah, I'll say. You know what the
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  Speaker 1: standard was soup And it was always like apple juice.
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  Speaker 1: You had to drink like clear clear liquids and ginger.
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  Speaker 1: That means you're healthy and good. Uh and and I
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: don't know where you find the time, but apparently you've
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  Speaker 1: written another book, another book. Ye, what is your age?
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  Speaker 1: Was that time? What was that? I? Love? That love
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  Speaker 1: by eleven? I got eleven. But this is this is
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  Speaker 1: my newest book. This is my newest book. The name
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  Speaker 1: of the book is it's very catchy. You'll catch on this.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes ken folks ain't work for damn or you can
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  Speaker 1: use the S word. That's the title of the One
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  Speaker 1: More Time. Sometimes ken folks ain't worth for damn, or
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  Speaker 1: you can use the S word. So that's the title.
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  Speaker 1: That's the title of the book. And it's several chapters
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  Speaker 1: in there that everybody who has ken folks can relate to.
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  Speaker 1: In the my new book calls sometimes can folks ain't
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  Speaker 1: worth damn? You can use it for chapter one, just
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  Speaker 1: because you got a big house, they they can show
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  Speaker 1: up and stay for free. That's chapter one. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: that that daddy. Chapter two, I kind of get into
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  Speaker 1: some personal stuff that they think your house is storage.
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  Speaker 1: Let me put something in your garage for a couple
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  Speaker 1: of days. I mean, it's been in there, ain't much now,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't move. You know the old pod. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know what it is myself. I didn't live it up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the chapter three, Okay, this is if
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  Speaker 1: you have a big house. Uh. Can folk get confused
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  Speaker 1: in a new book? Sometimes can folk for damn? And
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: you can use the S word. They think they think
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  Speaker 1: you're the daddy. What they don't understand is you're the granddaddy,
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  Speaker 1: not the daddy. Daddy. Some of those problems, this is personal.
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  Speaker 1: Some of those problems need to go to the daddy,
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  Speaker 1: not the granddaddy. You need to go right to the daddy. Okay, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this chapter if you my book, my new book called
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  Speaker 1: sometimes can, folks, don't for damn or you can use
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  Speaker 1: the S word. I don't think you're a bad guy.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't babysit, I don't baby sit. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: smoke things. I do things that around kids. And and
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  Speaker 1: when you come back, he gonna have a whole different
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  Speaker 1: attitude if you leave him here. Okay, if he gonna
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  Speaker 1: he gonna be little, he gonna be hungry, gonna be sleepy, big. Yeah,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: you're gonna come pick up a little at in my
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  Speaker 1: new book. In my new book, sometimes can with a damn,
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  Speaker 1: or you can use the sword they think you a
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  Speaker 1: finance company. That's my book. That's my book, several chapters
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  Speaker 1: and then to be out soon. Uh, sometimes can't put
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  Speaker 1: them damn or you can use the word check it
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  Speaker 1: out in my new book. Yeah, and I will bet
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be gonna all right, Steve, coming up our
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day closing remarks. Right after this
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  Speaker 1: of the day. It's been a crazy day as usual.
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  Speaker 1: The time we like right, and here's our fearless leader
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  Speaker 1: to take us home with closing remarks. You know what again,
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  Speaker 1: I like to use things that are happening to me
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  Speaker 1: in my life to encourage people that might be going
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: through some of the same things in theirs. It's just
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  Speaker 1: a couple of piece of encouragements I got this week.
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  Speaker 1: So many people have reached out to me man given
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  Speaker 1: me love. It's far ways anything else that's going on
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  Speaker 1: in my life. I'm actually surrounded by a lot of
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  Speaker 1: love and prayers, and I'm actually actually really not even
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  Speaker 1: privy to a lot of the swirl that goes around me.
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  Speaker 1: Like I was saying the other day, God's peace keeps
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: me in the center of the hurricane, and I do
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  Speaker 1: understand that there's a swirl going on out there, but
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  Speaker 1: it's none of my business. I can't stop the swirld,
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  Speaker 1: but I cannot participate in the swirld. And by not
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  Speaker 1: participating in it nor acknowledging it, it has it has
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  Speaker 1: no room with me. If you stay the center of
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: the hurricane and the swirl is going around you, if
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: you're gonna stay, if you don't step out into the swirld,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: you stay in the center it's peaceful in the eye
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: of hurricane. The problem is when you get caught up
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: in the world. A couple of people sent me something.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: I'm going to share a couple of them with you.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: You talk about people in your life that you need
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  Speaker 1: to kind of get rid of. Somebody sent this to me, says,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes people have to be escorted out of the VIP
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  Speaker 1: section in your life and you just have to put
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  Speaker 1: them in regular seats. Sometimes people have to be escorted
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  Speaker 1: out the VIP section of your life and you just
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  Speaker 1: have to put them in some regular seats. Sometimes we
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  Speaker 1: place too much importance on people, period and we give
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  Speaker 1: so much people so much importance that they now have
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  Speaker 1: a say so, they have authority, they got ruled, They
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  Speaker 1: get comfortable all of a sudden day in a position
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  Speaker 1: and they don't even really mean. There's no good so
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  Speaker 1: now here they are they in your life. You then
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: gave them permission to sit in the VIP section. But
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: you know, sometimes you need to escort them out. You say,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: you know what, you're no longer welcome in the VRP section.
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  Speaker 1: You could take a seat right over here. Those are
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  Speaker 1: only seats that's available. I got the view. Ain't that good?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: From over here, But those are the only seats that's
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  Speaker 1: available in my arena. As a matter of fact, security,
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  Speaker 1: could you escort them out? Please? See what I don't
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  Speaker 1: do is I can't stop some people. I just I
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  Speaker 1: let people sit up in the stands and say what
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  Speaker 1: they want to say, because they're not on my stage
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  Speaker 1: in my life. You're not on the same stage I'm on.
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  Speaker 1: So why do I allow your insults from in back
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  Speaker 1: of the room that I can't hardly nobody here but
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  Speaker 1: you and your little fourteen followers. So I've learned that
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  Speaker 1: that the credit belongs to the man who is actually
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: in the arena, whose face is marred with dust, blood, sweat,
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  Speaker 1: and tears, not to those cold and timid souls in
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  Speaker 1: the stands who know neither victory nor defeat. I lived
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: like that, all right. Next thing I'm gonna share with you,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna share with you something about somebody told me
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: about trusting in God. And this is what they sent me.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: And this is really nice, and it says I asked
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  Speaker 1: for strength, and God gave me different culties to make
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: me strong. I asked for wisdom, and God gave me
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  Speaker 1: problems to solve. I asked for prosperity, and God gave
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  Speaker 1: me brain and braun to work. I asked for courage
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  Speaker 1: and God gave me danger to overcome. I asked for
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  Speaker 1: love and God gave me troubled people to help. I
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: asked for favors and God gave me opportunities. I've received
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: nothing I wanted. I received everything I needed. Trust in God.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how rich those words were to me
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: today that someone sent to me, Because what that's says
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: to me with Steve, you gotta trust the process. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care how it looks. What you're asking for.
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  Speaker 1: God is working on your behalf. Now. It might not
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  Speaker 1: look that good to some people. It might not even
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: look that good to you. I would imagine those on
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  Speaker 1: the outside looking in this look kind of crazy. But
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  Speaker 1: you have no idea the what God is working. So
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: when you ask God for strifth, and then God give
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: you a bunch of difficulties, guess what to make you stronger?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: So you ask God for wisdom and God give you
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: problems to solve. You asking for prosperity, God give you
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: a brain and some braun to go to work. I
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: ask for courage and God gave me danger to overcome.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: I ask for love, and God turn around and gave
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: me troubled people to hell. What is this? I ask
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: for favors and God turn around give me opportunities. I've
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: received nothing I wanted, but I received everything I needed.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: You got to trust in God, man. You got to
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: trust in the process. Y'all. We are all in the
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: middle of the process. We're being processed. God ain't through
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  Speaker 1: with none of us. God ain't through with you yet.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: Do you know if God was through with you that
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't wake up in the morning. But as long
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: as you're waking up to put a smile on your face,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: because I mean, He ain't through with us. Man. God
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: is processing us. We all in the process. You got
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: to trust the process that God knows what he's doing.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: I'm over here grinning because of that. Cool because guess what,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: I know. He's working on my behalf. You know why,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: because he processing me. You know why he processing me
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: because He ain't through with me yet. He ain't through
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: with you either. Those are my clothes on remarks. Y'all,
• 1:23:49
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