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Ellen, Sand and Soul, Kyler Murray, Obamacare, Comedy Roulette, Things You Say, Stevie Movie Awards, Airplane Water, Kevin Hart, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know, y'all back
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  Speaker 1: the million bucks things and its cubs. Y'all good it, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: listen to movie together for stum. Please don't join join
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  Speaker 1: me in doing me. Honey. You gotta turn, you gotta turn, turn, turn,
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  Speaker 1: got the turnout, then turn the water the water. Come
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  Speaker 1: come on your back that I sure will come morning.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody you're listening to the voice, come on dig me
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  Speaker 1: now one it only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeoh, man, boy,
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  Speaker 1: God has been good to me. Man, I can't really
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  Speaker 1: count at all. You can't either, you know. It's all
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  Speaker 1: in perspective. You really can't count all that God has
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  Speaker 1: done for you if you look at every little thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's unbelievable the things He's done for us. How many
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  Speaker 1: times you know, we got through something without even talking
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  Speaker 1: to him about it. He just he just blessed us
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  Speaker 1: with it. How many you know? It's just it's so
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  Speaker 1: much that the fact that you wake up in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: the fact that you still have a place to stay,
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  Speaker 1: the fact that you know may be struggling out here,
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  Speaker 1: but guess what you still going to work. You you know,
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  Speaker 1: you live in check the check, but but you're making
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  Speaker 1: it all. You got all the plates spinning. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's hard. You got a lot of plates spinning, but
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  Speaker 1: you keep him up there somewhere. Every now I near
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  Speaker 1: one break, but he put two more back up there
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  Speaker 1: to look a little bit better. And you got to
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  Speaker 1: get to spending them so it all works. And then
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  Speaker 1: you got a lot of people who just can't seem
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  Speaker 1: to mentally put it together as to you know, why
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  Speaker 1: their life isn't in a position that they wanted to be.
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  Speaker 1: We talked about this oftentimes, but I want to try
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  Speaker 1: another angle with you to day. You know, maybe it's you.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about that? Maybe it's you. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: it's no external force that's at fault, like you keep
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  Speaker 1: making the excuse to be You know, so many people
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  Speaker 1: I hear, well, if this hadn't have done this, if
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  Speaker 1: he hadn't have done that, if she hadn't have done that,
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  Speaker 1: I would have been further along. I wasted all my time,
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  Speaker 1: my years with this man, and he did this, and
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  Speaker 1: I could have been here, and I could have been there,
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  Speaker 1: and this woman she did this to me. If she
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  Speaker 1: hadn't have done that, I could have been here, and
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  Speaker 1: I could have been there. Maybe it's you. Maybe it's
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  Speaker 1: not really that external force that you keep making it
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  Speaker 1: out to be. See, I've done this to myself before.
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  Speaker 1: Once again, I'm talking to you about something I know about.
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  Speaker 1: I've done this to myself before. I've had the reason
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't where I wanted to be. I had it
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  Speaker 1: figured out as some external force. I had worked it
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  Speaker 1: out in my mind. Clearly it wasn't me, because if
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  Speaker 1: so and so, or if this hadn't happened, and if
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  Speaker 1: they hadn't have done this, I would have been further
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  Speaker 1: along up the road. That's what I was saying. But
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  Speaker 1: WOLDO hold on it or learned a valuable lesson? Man, See,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't ever let it go, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: hard for you to go. If you don't ever let
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  Speaker 1: it go, it's gonna be hard for you to go.
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  Speaker 1: I was listening to Bishop td Jake's one day, and
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  Speaker 1: I heard him say, you can't drive your car if
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna keep looking in the rearview mirror. You go
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  Speaker 1: outside and try that. Try to drive your car, but
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  Speaker 1: keep your eye in the rearview mirror. All you looking
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  Speaker 1: at is where you're being. All you looking at in
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  Speaker 1: that rearview mirrors where you're passed or should have passed,
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  Speaker 1: something you should have moved on from. All you're doing
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  Speaker 1: is looking in that rearview mirror at what happened back there.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't stop looking in the rearview mirror, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna crash your car over and over and over again.
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  Speaker 1: All you got to slow it down so bad in
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  Speaker 1: order for you to keep looking in that rearview mirror.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't learn to let it go, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be hard for you to go forward because you keep
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  Speaker 1: reviewing the past. The past is the past, and I
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  Speaker 1: know it's hard. Man. I watched a show and this
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  Speaker 1: lady said, well, I just can't ever forgive them for that,
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  Speaker 1: or guess what. Guess what God may have already forgiven
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  Speaker 1: that person. That person may be extremely remorseful, could have
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  Speaker 1: gone to God and God and forgiveness for it years ago.
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  Speaker 1: But you you sit here and you keep hanging on
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  Speaker 1: to the back. I can't ever forgive that. Then I
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  Speaker 1: heard Bishop Jakes come on the show one time and
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  Speaker 1: say something that really really struck on you keep drinking
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  Speaker 1: the poison, waiting on your enemy to die. He said that.
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  Speaker 1: I just shook my head and went, wow, you drinking
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  Speaker 1: the poison waiting on your enemy to die. Revenge is
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  Speaker 1: poor to you. You know, if hatred is poising to
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  Speaker 1: you unforgivingness, when you won't forgive a person, that person
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  Speaker 1: could be going on with their life, made the right
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  Speaker 1: with God. Don't know how you're feeling. They're skipping through life. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You make adjustments every time you see them, and it
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  Speaker 1: takes energy. Man, it takes so much energy to hate.
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  Speaker 1: It takes so much energy not to forgive too. Now
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  Speaker 1: they come in the room. You got to avoid them.
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  Speaker 1: Stay over here, Oh here they come. Now you got
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  Speaker 1: to make a situation over here. They come into the house.
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  Speaker 1: It's family reunion. Oh here they come. And where they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be in the basement. I'm going up on the
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  Speaker 1: third floor. I want to go ahead and get some barbecue.
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  Speaker 1: She out there at the barbecue, staying, Oh lord, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want a barbecue. I just eat to take the salade. People.
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  Speaker 1: Man take themselves all out of position, trying to make adjustments,
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  Speaker 1: when if you it would simplify your life, if you
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  Speaker 1: would let just let it go. Maybe you ain't where
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  Speaker 1: you need to be because of them external forces altogether.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you're not where you need to be cause of you.
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  Speaker 1: Because you won't let it go, you won't move forward.
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  Speaker 1: Look at this, ladies. Let's say you've been in a
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  Speaker 1: situation with a man for years. It didn't work out
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  Speaker 1: for whatever the reason, it just didn't work out. I got,
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  Speaker 1: I got what you said he did. I got what
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  Speaker 1: he did, I got all of that. YadA YadA YadA.
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  Speaker 1: When you get through, did not God get you through it?
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  Speaker 1: Did not he allow you to survive it? I got you,
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  Speaker 1: got some cuts on you, I got you been a
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  Speaker 1: little bit bruised. But did he not get you through it? So,
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  Speaker 1: now that he's freed you from it, now he didn't
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  Speaker 1: went on. He got a whole other family over that somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: He now he trying to make it right because maybe
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  Speaker 1: he learned the mistake he made and now he trying
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  Speaker 1: to be a better man. He just trying to get
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  Speaker 1: it right now. But you're sitting there holding onto it.
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  Speaker 1: You're drinking the poison, waiting on your enemy to die.
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  Speaker 1: So now instead of you enjoying the blessing of finally
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  Speaker 1: being free from a situation that was not healthy for you.
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  Speaker 1: You create an even more unhealthy situation in your mind
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  Speaker 1: by hating, by having revengeful thoughts, by hoping he fall
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  Speaker 1: on his face. Maybe you're even doing something to the
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  Speaker 1: other situation to make sure they struggle. Oh man, you're
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: drinking the poison, waiting on your enemy to die. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: you ain't where you ought to be in life, not
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  Speaker 1: because of your external forces, but maybe it's you. If
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: you don't let it go, it's gonna be hard for
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  Speaker 1: you to go. You can't keep driving your car looking
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  Speaker 1: in the rear view mirror. Come on, man, Forgiveness is
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  Speaker 1: not for the other person. Forgiveness is for you. But
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  Speaker 1: shop Jake's got a book out man, and called let
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  Speaker 1: It Go. I'm telling you read this book. It'll help yourself.
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  Speaker 1: It's not just for people who who are angry. This
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  Speaker 1: is for people, man, who don't even know the little
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  Speaker 1: things you hold it on too. You don't even know
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  Speaker 1: the name of the book is let it Go? Man.
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  Speaker 1: I had to read it and go wow, Man, I
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  Speaker 1: had really had to check myself all that I know
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  Speaker 1: about this thing called life and trying to succeed. I
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  Speaker 1: still need refreshing courses and remind us every now and then.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe hold on, man, Maybe you've been sometimes man, it's
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  Speaker 1: just you holding on to a business practice too long.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I had to catch myself. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: said a thousand times, if you keep doing what you've
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  Speaker 1: been doing, you're gonna keep getting what you've been getting.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you need to change your business practice. Maybe it's
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  Speaker 1: the way you've been doing a certain thing. You just
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  Speaker 1: got to let that go, because if you let it go,
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  Speaker 1: it frees you up to goal. It's hard to get
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  Speaker 1: to the next level with all that baggage. Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: I have your undivided attention. Please, this is the Steve
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. What this is? I got breakfast in
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  Speaker 1: front of me. That ain't really breakfast. I'm having a
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  Speaker 1: diet coat for breakfast. I have not had a soda
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  Speaker 1: in four years. WHOA, I stopped drinking sodas four years ago.
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  Speaker 1: This is my first solda I've had in four years.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't back. I just wanted it, you know. I it
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  Speaker 1: was either to add or some juice. But if I
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  Speaker 1: drink orange juice and put me right back to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Jay, you're diabetic when you drink on juice.
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  Speaker 1: What do it do? Because it put me to sleep?
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  Speaker 1: What do it do for you? It's supposed to supposed
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  Speaker 1: to take it? So what does it do? Because I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't make you excited more lively? No? No, you
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  Speaker 1: the gummy bears, Oh you can't stop. You had to
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  Speaker 1: ask what wrong with my writing? Hey, good morning, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: I just yeah, I just had to tell you though,
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  Speaker 1: you look great on Ellen yesterday. You did a great job. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you really were funny yesterday and you looked good. You
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  Speaker 1: really did what what I have on? You had an
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  Speaker 1: all black you had a black uh pen striped suit
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  Speaker 1: just okay with a black shirt, all black, no socks.
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  Speaker 1: And that's my new that's my new sex. Man, that's
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  Speaker 1: so cool. I wish I could do that. But when
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  Speaker 1: I don't, looks like I have stopped and I look
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  Speaker 1: like you got an alligator damn man? Now now is
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: that a Is that a side effect of the diabetes? Oh? Yeah, diabetes.
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  Speaker 1: But you know they say some diabetes diabetes do get drash. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I thought. Yeah, yours is passed dry, yours
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  Speaker 1: is skilled dehydrated. You actually look. Can you feel the
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  Speaker 1: love in the room. Jay and a Commodo Dragon got
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: the same knuckles. They love me Jay. Jay's ankle looked
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: like python boot just needs some vacilating for shining. But
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: in Jay's defense, he carries around the tube of lotion
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  Speaker 1: with him. I don't that's not for that, stupid, that's
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  Speaker 1: not for that. But do it. Don't say what it fault? Right,
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  Speaker 1: that ain't fault, And don't wear a body back to
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: you and how good you looked on Ellen yesterday Steve
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  Speaker 1: my ankle, Yeah, because you didn't have any socks on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just say I don't like that. All right, Look,
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  Speaker 1: everybody will be there's up Tommy and Jay, Yeah, everybody
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  Speaker 1: be there with him. Tommy's coming. No, yeah, Tommy ain't coming.
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  Speaker 1: Know you just think I'm gonna come to saying the
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  Speaker 1: soul Now he got TV show girl. He's been waiting
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  Speaker 1: on it, but Steve, he fit the show. His natural.
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  Speaker 1: If you ain't ever seen Tommy at her damn food,
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  Speaker 1: propel yourself. I'm a humble a body. Let him get
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  Speaker 1: picked off the season two. Y'all fend to see something.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't gonna right, He ain't acting right now. It
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  Speaker 1: ain't taste to two weeks. Dog. He took the show
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  Speaker 1: ad and he took off. Why I said, Timmy, what
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  Speaker 1: happened to show? Came on last night? I can't watch
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  Speaker 1: you opening night and be here too. You know my
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  Speaker 1: big day to morrow? What big day is that? It's
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  Speaker 1: well noon, that's why you like that, That's why something
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  Speaker 1: like that. I'm sipping on this stuff man, twelve noon, Tommy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well I fixed out to come to work. You know, dog,
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  Speaker 1: you can't drink that stuff and come to work. I
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  Speaker 1: can't handle it. You can kind of what he's never
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  Speaker 1: even done it before. Hold on, hold on, hold on,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: hold on. Have you started drinking the stuff yet? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start like around noon today. Listen to me,
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  Speaker 1: by sixties eating dog, you're gonna be at your house,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: sitting on the beach time thinking of saying you've been
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: better off, rolling the TV out and sit in your
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: swimming better yet summer. You got to be kid. You
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  Speaker 1: think you're gonna come work my morning' Hey, dog, listen
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  Speaker 1: to me, I promise you you ain't gonna be able
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  Speaker 1: to sitting in here, working man, Please come and run
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: in and out of here. But please come on, you're
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: gonna go. Ain't up one bathroom on this floor, gown
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  Speaker 1: in that, damn don't lock yeah, and that ain't the
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: stuff you can lock up and hold. But he's sipping
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: on it like it's a cocktail or something that, sir, Lee,
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  Speaker 1: cocktail is exactly the turn. It applies directly. The horse
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: defended nailed it. You've been to get your tail cock
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: you it's gonna somebody gonna pull a trigger. I'm being
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: tomorrow wiseman. I'll tell you, I'm going down the hall
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: every time I gotta go, I'm gonna ride it out. Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: You can't come here and have a colnostropy. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do it, yo, You're gonna do it all right. You're
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: gonna do a way mother you think you're gonna do.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: You're sipping on this with a drake right here. You
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  Speaker 1: don't know what that You don't even know what's in there?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Is that that white? Or you got the cherry flavor?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Because I got chavor? Oh yeah, I'm starting yet, but
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  Speaker 1: this is go ahead. I'm gonna wait till we get off.
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  Speaker 1: I guess boy, listen to me. Listen to me. You're
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: not going to believe this, all right? Can it alarm me?
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be surprising to you. Yeah, Like, hey, don'd on,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you how to go, Tommy going there
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  Speaker 1: and cut show kitchen sink on my power all the way,
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  Speaker 1: cut it all the way on. Okay, that's high's gonna
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  Speaker 1: feel when you first star, it's gonna run out like that. Ye.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure it's hot. Make sure the hot water because
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: it's early, guys, it's early early. Keep that in mind.
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  Speaker 1: Please come to work tomorrow with that stuff in your system,
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  Speaker 1: and then get out there in that damn door. Ain't
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: o man. One of them boys down the hall. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we got them big boys work on that. They've been
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: there for a while. And when they leave, boy lord
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  Speaker 1: right right. And we'll talk about stand and so a
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  Speaker 1: little later this morning. But coming up next it is
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  Speaker 1: the nephew while we have him, and he's gonna run
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  Speaker 1: that back right after this you're listening show coming up
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. In entertainment news, Beyonce's
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  Speaker 1: got a big payday from a billionaire and the new
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  Speaker 1: Heisman Trophy winner is already in trouble, but right now
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  Speaker 1: it's time to run that prank back with the nephew. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we'll talk about it. What you got, neff shoplift? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: shoplift shop, stop lift run it. Hello. Yes, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to reach a Tanya. Please, Hi, Tanya. My name is
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to see. Um, I'm gonna have to I
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: know to day's your day off. I'm looking at the
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: schedule here. It seems that you doesn't come back in
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: until Saturday. I'm trying to see if it's possible I
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: can get you to come to the store. There's a
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: bit of a situation I want to discuss with you.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: There's about eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise missing from
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: the store. Yeah, it's about eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: And we definitely know that this is a in house situation.
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  Speaker 1: This is not someone walking in shoplifting. This is definitely
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: an in house situation with employees who have evidently been
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: shoplifting from the store, taking things. And we want to
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: get down to the to the roots of the problem. Okay, well, ma'am,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: it's uh, it's been brought to my attention that there's
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: a possibility that you may be part of this situation
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: and a thief. I don't steal. You don't call my
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: house accusing me. Is still I stole? Listening from nobody? Okay, well,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: my hangar man, what I'm trying to do is just
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: trying to you, trying to say out and stole something
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: and I stole them. Okay, wait just a second. Now here,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: do you have a sister named Cynthia? Yeah, what about it? Well, now,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: it seems that here on some of the footage that
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: we have on camera, that it's a possibility that it
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: seems like your sister's actually wearing some of the merchandise
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: that we sell here in the store. Okay, just because
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: she wears something that we sell in the store, don't
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: mean that I stole it. Well, we don't see where
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: she's act. I backed the footage up as far as
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I could. I don't see any footage of where she
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: purchased this particular merchandise. And my assumption is maybe you
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: gave it to her. I gave her and just because
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: you don't see what somebody purchased. It don't mean that
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: it's been stolen. Okay, here's what I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: just get to the chase of this, Tanya. What I'm
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: gonna have to do is this if I can't get
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: you to come to the store. Man. And matter of fact,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: here's another question for you before I go any further.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: You have children at all, Tanya? Yeah? I got children?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Why because I'm missing a lot of baby merchandise as well.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: And you know what, you know what you really cruising
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: for this morning? Okay, because you don't call somebody on
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: the off day accusing them of stealing. Okay, that's what
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I gotta do. Are you coming into the office so
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I can talk with you. I'm not coming no where
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: on my off day. Well, then what's gonna happen, Miss Tanya,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: is I'm gonna have to actually come to your home,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: check your closets. I'm gonna have to check your kids
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: and see if they're what check and see if they're
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: wearing merchandise that comes from this. Come to my house
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: if you want to, and they're gonna take yourbody here
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: in the body bad excuse me? You heard what I
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: said you heard what I said. You don't call nobody.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I bust my death store. I bust my to death store.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: You understand me. I work hard for y'all. Okay, you
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: you've been busting you, you've been busting. You car here
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: excusing me of stealing. I ain't so from nobody. I
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: don't have to steal. That's why I work all that.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: You understand. I think you've been busting your butt. Taking
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: stuff is what you've been doing. You've been from nobody.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: You understand me. I do not steal. I'm gonna come
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: over there. I'm checking your closets things, but it ain't
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: no sea, you understand. And I'm checking your babies as well.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: And I'm making check my babies. And see what happened.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: You put your hands on any damn thing in here,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and see what happens. Okay, I don't wanta have to
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: drag your button here. Drag Oh you're gonna drag somebody? Oh? Now,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: you threatening me. I don't want to drag out of
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: your house. Security guard. You tough security guard. You like
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: your job that much you're willing to die for that? Huh?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Who said anything about me? Die? I did come over
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: here and that's what's gonna happen. That's what happens when
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: you put people on the off day, you get hurt. Okay,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I get a couple of damn days off, and y'all
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: gonna call me with this. So are you threatening me? Now?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I'm threatening you? Then you just call and say you
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: was coming over here. Yes, I did he bring you.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I'm don't bring your security guard. I'm all, don't let
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. Okay, I get you. I can
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: have you brought up on charges. You know that, bring
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: me up on charges and see what happens. Want to
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: charge see if you get that far. I'm on my
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: way over there now to check you when your kids.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: You understand me, I'm over here to check me and
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: my kids and see how they checked you. Somebody here,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. You got to tell me.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing to tell me, You ain't got something.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Why don't you go ahead and tell me what you took.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'll go light on you. I'll go like I'm
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: stupid or something. You don't sound like a damned food.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Why don't you tell me what you took too? I
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: bet you teaching your little kids over there how to
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: steal too. Aren't you what what you teach? Kid? Hey? Hey, hey, hey,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: now you hey hey, hey my hey, don't call me
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: with this on my all stake. Let me tell you one, mother,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? I got one more thing
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: to say to you. You ain't got nothing else to
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: say to me? Are you listening? What this is? Nephew
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: timing from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You just got
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: prank your sister sit to you? Okay? Are you and
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: that bro? I want to play games? Okay, y'all want
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: to play right, y'all got joke. Y'all got joke. I
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: got joke for both of y'all. I'm around here taking
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: care of her and all her ugly play with me
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: and my all day. All right? Tell you she told me,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: she told me, she said that timmy be be pranking people.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: You can't nobody get me that on crazy stuff that
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: come to people. Don't know somebody calling and tripping with this.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: She told me you couldn't. You thought you couldn't be
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: got that's all right, y'all got me. It's a good well.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I love you. I love you, Tom. I got some
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: bug like a right. Let me ask you one more thing.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the lands. Steve
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Oh god, I hate this. Tommy Stoy
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: gotta go there. You got to go there, all right,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: don't be scared to go sometime. Yeah, go and going
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: when you're first drinking it, don't hit you, boy. Let
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. Hold on, I'm okay, give me this,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Like when you first start how many hours after that
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: if you start taking it about noon? Yeah? What time
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: you supposed start taking it? What are you talking about
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: bout ate that evening. I'm getting my colonoscopy tomorrow. But
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: they don't supposed to start drinking this stuff. You drink
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: this liquid and it cleans out every inch of your coling. Yeah,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: that won't be a spec of by movement. Oh can
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: you six four? Coming up? At the time of hours?
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Y'all getting off upset because well that's why he's gonna do.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Shirley people are eating breakfast. I don't care a damn
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: what they're doing, because NA tell what they're gonna have
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: to do. We're gonna have entertainment news. You're listening string show. Well,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Beyonce patted her bank account this past Saturday. Whoa with
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: a private performance at a pre wedding bash for the
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: daughter of the wealthiest man in India. Steve. The bride
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: to be's father is worth forty billion. That's billion with
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: a B, and ranks on four of magazines top twenty
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: richest people on the planet, Top twenty. Yeah, top twenty.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. If I get forty billion dollars,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I'm number one, your bull. Hey, lesh, you'all gonna think
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I him that damn that's on the planet. Yeah. Really.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Beyonce posted a picture on the Instagram of her exotic
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: gown from the lavish party and the caption read in
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: India and just attended a spectacular event. She didn't say
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: where she was the star. The article also didn't add
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: how much Beyonce was paid. I mean people were talking
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: she had to get at least three million, five million.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I mean it was going on and on. What do
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: you guys think, Yeah, yeah, yeah. For whatever she got
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: out of overder, I'll take Beyonce, check I don't get
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: a damn or sight on the seat and try to
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: get the same dance perform. Give it to you a man.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Everything I got that was a drop of the bucket
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: for forty millions. I have hand bone for half of that.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I do the hambone in the Spoon Show with the
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: spoons on your man be over there with a washboard
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: three million. I'm up in a hooked up with jayon
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Confectionary Sugar on three to follow. So this is what
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I was talking about earlier. Guys. With the Heisman Trophy
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: winner Kyler Murray Junior got to celebrate Saturday night after
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: being named college football's best player, but by Sunday morning,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: the party was over and he was suddenly apologizing for
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: some deleted homophobic tweets he made when he was fifteen
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: years old. Early Sunday morning, Murray truth tweeted, I apologize
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: for the tweets that have come to light tonight from
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: when I was fourteen and fifteen. I used a poor
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: choice of words that doesn't reflect who I am or
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: what I believe. I do not intend to single out
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: any individual or group. I did not intend to do that.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: This is just another big reminder that when you put
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: anything on social media, it sticks around for every guys,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: even even if you delete it. This happened when he
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: was fourteen or fifteen. You know, to get on this
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: kid about something he did at fourteen or fifteen. It's
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: utterly ridiculous. Yes, it is utterly ridiculous. The kid wins
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: the hisman, and here they come when he made some
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: homophobic remarks when he was fourteen? Are you kidding me? Man?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Everybody did something when didn't know what we did fourteen, fifteen, eighteen,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: twenty thirty. And listen, man, before this politically corrects uh
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: being started. You can't go back and get this stuff
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, it's ridiculous, man. You can't go back
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: and keep beating somebody up. Now, he got apologize something
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: he did when he was fourteen. A damn mine. You
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: can't even lock him up for none of this. Yeah,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: get out of here. We gotta move On't time for
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: the headlines, Steve Shelley, You don't move us a long? Yeah,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: that's my job. Was long? Oh boy, that is my job?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: And feel good right fifth day one? Yeah, since day one? Sir,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: let mis hand? What was that? Miss a hand? Move
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: that snow along? And I will tell you about that
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: right now. This is a trip with the news. Virginians
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: and North Carolina Carolinians are trying to move the snow along.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: They're digging out from a massive snowstorm over the last
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: two and a half days, which has left many parts,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: especially at the tar Heel state, under mounds of snow, ice,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: and slush. Thousands of people still out of power, the
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: schools are closed. At least three storm related deaths are reported,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: and North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper says things could get worse.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: With cold temperatures today and freezing nights ahead. The snow
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: and ice and the danger may not go away as
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: quickly as they came. The governor says some places got
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: wood would be a year's worth of the white stuff
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: and a little more than a day. North Carolina is
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: still under a state of emergency. President Trump is still
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: looking for a new chief of staff now that Major
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: John Kelly is leaving. Reports are that some rumored candidates
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: don't seem to want the job. They keep taking their
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: names out of contention, like oh no, that's okay. A
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: new chief of staff would be Trump's third chief of
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: staff in less than two years. In Ohio, FBI agents
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: say they've taken two people into custody near Cleveland in
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: a connection with two separate alleged terra plots. US attorney
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Justin Herdman says that one involves a man suspected of
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: planning to shoot up two synagogues in the Toledo area.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: We do not have to and we will not wait
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: for someone to shoot up innocent worshippers at a synagogue
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: or did that nate a bomb? We will act to
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: protect our nation and Herdman says a young woman is
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: suspected of planning several bombings. Again though she said, they
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: say that's there were two separate things. They weren't connected.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: The former chairman of Nissan, Carlos Going, has been indicted
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: for alleged financial misconduct. Prosecutors say this guy Goings concealed
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: tens of millions of dollars in compensation. Goings led Nissan,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Renault and Mitsubishi at the same time. Once. Filming has
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: stopped for now on next seasons episodes of the Stars
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: cable series Power. Officials say that filming for The Populace
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Show sixth season was suspended yesterday after a member of
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: the crew was accidentally killed. Production system pedro himandus was
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: fatally struck by an SGUV as he was setting up
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: parking cones at about thirty in the morning in advance
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: of yesterday's schedule shoot in Brooklyn. He'd been with the
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: power company since the beginning of the show back in
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: twenty fourteen. No cast members were on set yet, so
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: because they recalled for like seven am, and this was
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: around four thirty. Police say the driver of the vehicle
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: though that killed him and his was a fellow crew member.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Some staff cuts going on at Verizon. The communications companies
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: announced that some ten thousand, four hundred US managers have
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: accepted buyout packages. And that's on top of the termination
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: agreements accepted by more than forty four thousand Verizon workers
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: earlier this year. This is all a Verizon officials say
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: the Verizon wants to save enough money to invest in
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: newer technology. Sad news, legendary voting rights activist rosenel Eaton
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: has died at age ninety seven. Rosenel Eaton led the
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: lawsuit that successfully challenged the new voting restrictions passed by
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: North Carolina's republic Control legislature in twenty thirteen and finally
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: looks like a lot of people like Bacon. Ohio State
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: University's installed a bacon ending machine. They say it's so
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: popular has to be restocked four or five times a day.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: It offers cook bacon strips and bacon Bifolia dollar Wendy
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: bring it up to us. Now back to Steve Harvey
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. So Gods. Yesterday,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: President Barack Obama urged everyone to check out healthcare dot
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: com that was dot gov before December fifteenth deadline. Okay,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: this is in hopes of pushing more people to sign
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: up for Obamacare. President Obama posted a video of himself
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: to a social media account to remind people to get coverage.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: It was a playful message. It was aimed mostly at
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: young people, especially young people. Take a listen to this.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Young people have stepped up like never before on campuses,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: at the voting booth, and at the doors of power.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: And frankly, I think you've proven that you don't need
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: to see me taking jump shots or sitting between a
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: couple of forest plants in order to know it's important
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: to have health insurance in case God forbid, you get
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: really sick or hurt yourself next year. So this year
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: I'm giving it to you straight. Sign up for health
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: insurance at healthcare dot gov before the deadline on December fifteenth,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: you can do it right now, and most folks can
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: bind coverage for fifty dollars to one hundred dollars per month.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: That's probably less than your cell phone bill. One more time.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: If you need health insurance for twenty nineteen, sign up
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: for it right now at healthcare dot com. And that's
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: how it's done. What did Trump say about that? Nothing? Yet,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: He's got other issues. I've got a little Russian probe
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: that he's occupied with right now, say next, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: you make it, I will use right now. Tight. Yeah,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: But yeah, you said something about this Obama thing right here.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: You said that's how to be president without being Yeah.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: I like that, so don't forget. Yeah, if you do
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: want to sign up for Obamacare, go to healthcare dot
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: gov before December fifteenth. Just got a couple of no wall,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: you didn't kill Obamacare. You know, you didn't bring people
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: together Christian hate. What have you done? Man? Well, all
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: they gonna say is these are the things that he's
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: going to tell. He's gonna say that unemployment is lower
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: than it's been in years, which is true, but it's
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: all the workings of the Obama administration. But because it's
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: on his watch, he gets to take credit. Yeah, yeah,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: he is going to say that he passed the tax law. Okay,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: and he did. But I must tell you all rich
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: people are happy. If you knew what these tax laws
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: really said that have nothing to do with you, it
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: didn't trickle down, you would be mad. M he put
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: into a Republican Supreme Court justice. Yeah, yeah, he's gonna
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: he's gonna claim that so far, and he's gonna claim
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: all of the orders Obama made that he rescinded. Yeah,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up next to thirty four after the hour,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: we're gonna play a little comedy roulette. Yeah, all right,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening to show. All right, guys,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: it is time for comedy roulette. Please, Jay set this
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: one up for us. Tell us And it's so important
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: to explain this because we get new listeners every day
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: and we're doing a different segment that people are not
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: aware of. So that's why I take the time to
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: explain comedy. And it's very simple. You take flus subjects
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: and you put them on a wheel, and you take
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: them on the wheel, you spun the wheel and where
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: it stop, we can do the damn thing. Because we's
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: comedians be good. All right, here we go. These are
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: the subjects for today. Things you can do to get
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: people to leave your house. Things you say to people
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: who've overdecorated for the holiday. Yeah, things you say to
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: people who have underdecorated for the holidays. And here's the
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: last one. Things you say when you didn't get what
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: you wanted for Christmas? Okay, yeah, yeah, you gotta in participate. Yeah,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: let's go, let's spind the wheel. Come on. Yeah. Oh oh,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna stop on overdecorating, but now
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: it stopped on. Things you say when you didn't get
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: what you wanted, Just the same as Steve's bad acting theater. No, no, no, no, no,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: not at all. I don't even know how you got
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: that out of that. But these are things you say
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: when you didn't get what you want for Christian Yeah,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: let's go. The things you say when you didn't get
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: what you say. Come, oh, this is nice and this
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: one lights up? What is it with that attitude? That's
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: how you say it, that's what you're saying, how you
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: say it. Yeah, Junior, I'll tell you what This is
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: something I actually said as a kid, but I didn't
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: get what I want on huh for Christmas? And they
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: were standing there about parents, but I was about ten.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I said, you said the actual words. Yeah, yeah, when
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: you open that box of the day, what you're supposed
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: to get? Oh, thank you. I'll I'll put this in
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: the drawer with that racket ass time you about LA
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: I ain't grateful. Well, you didn't get what you want.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I like that this one. This is what you say
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: at work. I knew when he pulled my name it
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna be worth for dat change. I knew. I
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: think you saved and you didn't get you Yeah, a
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: pound cake? Huh? Thanks for a lot to a diabetic thing?
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: You say when you don't get what you want for Christmas?
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: What happened? Check short again? Check short again? Huh? Come
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: on now? Why? Why? Why? In the hill? What I
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: wanted to kid? I don't work on that. Come on, man, really,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: I don't work on guys. Count Come on, st Black
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: people don't eat fruitcake? Fruitcake? What is some damn green
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: things in there? What is that a snowshovel? I live
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: in LA. Thanks. These people say what they don't get
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: what they want for Christmas. I already know the story
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: of Jesus I already know it. Who eats this basket
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: of cheese? Who eats that? Who eats that? Is all right, Steve,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: come on, close it out. That's why we're getting a divorce,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: right this. Damn Croc pop. This is the last thing
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: somebody won't know. Damn Croc pod. That was me who
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: said that one. Sorry, all right, I'm next said it
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: is a nephew with the prank phone call that's coming
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: up right after this. You're listening to show coming up
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, guys, it's my strawberry
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: letter for today. The subject I wish my boyfriend was
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: bigger strawberry. No, sir, No, that comes after the prank Yeah.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Um at the top of the hour, the subject again,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: no your show, No your show. I thought it was nine.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I got to go. I wish my boyfriend was bigger
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: as the subject. But right now, nephew Tommy is here,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: the king of pranks with the prank phone call for today.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: What you got now? Me and your baby getting mad? Oh,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: me and your baby getting married? Running Hello, Hello, I'm
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: trying to reach I'm trying to reach mister. Yes, mister,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: how you doing. I'm trying Let me let me make
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: you I'm calling the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: cool yo, I got the right person. Hey, listen, Well,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I wanted to do mister Richards's call and introduce myself
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: to you and let you know who I was. My
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: name is Jeff, Jeff, and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: you know, pretty much like the lads, five or six months,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to, um, let you know that I'm
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: very very interested in you. And I know this kind
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: of crazy for you to get a phone call for
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: me when I'm very interested in Crystal right now. And
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I wanted to you know, I just wanted to do
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: the man thing and just reach out to your man
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: and say I'm really interested in and uh in marrying
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: your daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: what what what say? You name you? My name is Jeff, Jef. Okay, Jeff, Jeff, listen.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I'm very close with my daughter, and my daughter has
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: never ever mentioned you. I talk to my daughter every day. Wow,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that's about. What it's been like
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: about five close to six months that me and Cristal
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: been you know, going out, you know, up here at
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: the school. But what I wanted to do is tell
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: you that I really, really really like Crystal Man, and
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I wanted to call and tell you that, you know,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I'm really really interested in May and Crystal. You know,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I want, I really do want Krista to be my wife. Well,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I again, I've never heard of you before, and my
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: daughter has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: anybody right now. My daughter is in grad school. I
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: understand that. And you know, we you know, it's been
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: you know, we've been you know, a little back and
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: forth or whatever, but you know, the main thing is
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: me and Kristal really, you know, we really, we really
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: do love each other. Mister, I want to but if
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: you love my daughter, she would have told me that
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: she was in love with someone. Well, you know what
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: you know, And maybe it's a situation where christ is
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: like a little maybe a little uneasy about talking to
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: you about it. You know what I'm saying. My daughter
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: can talk to me about anything. We talk every day,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: right right, you're like you, I talked to my daughter
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: every day, your daughter. And how old is your daughter?
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: My daughter? Fifteen? Hold hold on a minute, man, you
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: say your daughter was fifteen, right right? Right? Okay, Well,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: how old are you? I'm forty six, forty six, you're
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: forty six years old. You want to man my twenty
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: five year old daughter. He let me say this right here.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Love ain't got no limit, man, And I understand you know.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I was a little shocked at first about the age
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: difference between us, but you get you know what, man, Okay,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: And I understand that. But I'm trying to explain to you, man,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: is that it comes a time man when you just
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: you just don't know what's gonna happen. Man. Love just
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: love is love. Man, And you've been locked up on
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: parole at the university on work, releasing that my daughter? Yeah, man,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna say this, man, Crystal is just a
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: beautiful person. Man. Hold on, man, you calling me at
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: the bulldoughter. Look, man, I'm never work. I got a
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: lot of work on my damn death and you calling
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: me telling me up form a gentle bird wants to
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: marry my daughter, My twenty five year old daughter, and
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: you damn that fifteen You damn it at my age
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: you want to marry my daughter. Man, I'm not trying
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: to talk to you, buddy. Well I need to do
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: is I need to talk to Crystal and get to
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: the bottom of this. That's what the hell I need
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: to do. Hey, and I understand that, mister, you was
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: probably gonna I want to talk to and I ain't
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: got no problem with it. What I'm trying to explain
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: to you is that, man, love ain't got no limit. Man,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: It's just something that album Crystal Love Me, I Love huh,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: and it is what it is. I just wanted to
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: try to get your blessed says on this. You can't, Crystal,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Man gonna marry my daughter. Now. My daughter's been to
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: private school. I love damn life. She's gonna do all
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: four years of college and he's going to grad school
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna marry my daughter. You're working, Miss. I
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: understand that. What I'm what I'm trying to explain to
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: you that you know what, man, Sometimes love is right
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: the second time around. You understand what I'm saying. Look
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: the hell you mean a second time? I got kids already.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say is it didn't work out
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: with me on the first time. What I wanted to do, man,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: is just called you. It's solidified the culinary experience they
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: got to do it, dude, what the hell is you
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: talking about it? Listen? Yeah, look, look, look I got
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: to talk to my daughter. I'm gonna call Crystal and
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna find out what the hell is going on,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: because man, I'm not even trying to have this conversation
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: with you and I miss, miss Pars, I understand all that.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. What I want to say
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: to you is just right here. Crystal is inside. Even
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: if you don't agree with this, here, we're gonna eat
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Lowe and make sure that we can look at him.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: You ain't doing a thing with my daughter unless it's mine.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, man, you ain't doing I don't even
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: know your jailbird. You ain't doing. I'm gonna call my
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: daughter final hole. You really are rust your mind. You
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: think your old jail bird is gonna be marry and
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: my daughter, My daughter's not a future. You ain't got
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: the head. That's wrong with jil rust. I'm not gonna
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: sity and go back and forth. But you miss me
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: and Crystal getting married will not and under any circumstances,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: not till what you think the circumstances are me and
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Crystal getting married. That's it not the love, man. I
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: know who the hell you think you are as long
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: as you how about one that's gotta be. I got
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say, and then me
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: and Crystal just gonna come over there and dry down
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: there and tell you exactly what's going on in our life.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: You got to say to me, Are you listening to me? Yes?
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: You got to say to me. I got to say this.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your daughter, Crystal and her boyfriend.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Ain't this I'm outside my job looking at me like
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: I'm crazy. Man. I gotta ask you, what is? What
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: in the land Harvey Morning Shuff holdo Junior, Come on, dude,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: it is what I think I ever think? What? What? What?
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: The greatest I ever seen of all time? Who know
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: no better than this? No body? No body he shun
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: can't say nothing? You w I'm in what tell you something?
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: No know how I thought of that? Because I'm gonna
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: marry the baby dad boy. Damn it, that's title right there.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Ain't no way see all my egness starts within see
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: cec you ain't just stupid like this year Ce stupid
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: to come around once a year. Yeah, stupid. Yeah. Ain't
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: nobody can touch me when I'm doing these pranks. Nobody.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: I ain't never married. You can't do this what I do?
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Can't ain't heard them, I ain't heard of nobody name whoever?
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Jemly Brown, kiss my behind? Jack? What can't do what
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I do? Ah? This ignance right here about me? Oh?
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: You ain't this stupid? I birthed this, you nan, I'm stupid.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I'm down him about here? All right? All right, thank you, Tommy,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Junior asked Tommy. Wow, that was greatness.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: All right. Up next, it is today's Strawberry Letters, subject
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: I wish my boyfriend was bigger. Right after right after this,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: you're listening to show. All right, it is time for
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: my Strawberry Letter for today. And if you need advice
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: on your marriage, on dating, on sex, on parenting, or
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: family issues, please submit your Strawberry letter to us at
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM dot com. Click Submit Strawberry Letter. We
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: could be reading your letter on the air, just like
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one right now. Right nephew, there's right,
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Let's buckle up and hold on tight. We got it
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: for you. Here it is Strawberry letters, subject, I wish
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend was bigger. Dear Stephen Shirley. I am in
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: my mid thirties and I'm five one and I one
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: hundred and twenty eight pounds. I am dating a personal
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: trainer and he weighs one hundred and seventy pounds. He
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: used to weigh three hundred and fifty pounds, and he
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: worked hard to lose the weight and keep it off.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: He is looking so good these days, but we have
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: a big problem. Our eating habits are totally different now.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: I'm a country girl, so my meals are pretty hefty
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: and full of flavor. They aren't bad nutritionally, but they
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: definitely are not the healthiest option. My boyfriend eats cheese, crackers,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: mixed nuts, salads, and smoothies while he's at the gym working,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: and I have a full dinner for him when he
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: gets home. I love to cook, so the other day
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: I baked chicken, made mac and cheese, yam, sauteed spinach,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: and dinner rolls. My boyfriend walked in and got mad
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: as soon as he saw what I cooked. This is
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: how I've always cooked, and it's used what he's used
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: to eating, what he used to enjoy eating. We've been
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: arguing over food a lot recently, and most nights we
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: eat in silence because he's mad at me. Mind you,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: he does eat everything I cook, including the bread. I
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: do add healthy options, such as baking the chicken instead
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: of frying it, and I include leafy green vegetables more.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: I know he's scared of gaining his weight back, but
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: he needs to work on his willpower. I try to
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: eat the way he eats, and I literally passed out
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: at the gym. I got lighthearted and blacked out. Lightheaded,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: I mean lightheaded and blacked out. Stephen Shirley, how can
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: we resolve our food issues? I want my man to
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: be happy and healthy, but I was happier when he
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: was fat. Well, he's not happy when he's fat. He's
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: not happier. And this is the problem. Your man has
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: a food issue and you're not helping with all that
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: good food and good smelling food around the house that
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: you cook. So let me ask you. I want to
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: say that I'm scared to answer this letter. I just
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: want to put that out there out there I'm just
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: gonna say, in the sake of comedy, I'm doing my
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: answer in the vein of comedy. Okay, feel what you
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: want to feel and get to tweets. Okay, yeah, I mean,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: so you know you're not helping him with all the
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: good food. It's smelling good, it's tasting good. So let
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: me ask you this. If he were a covering drug addict,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: would you have crack and weed lying around the house.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: If he were an alcoholic, would you have liquor and
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: beer and wine all piled up in the fridge. If
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: he was hooked on opioids, okay, would you have percocet
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: and oxycodon in the medicine cabinet? All right, you got
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: to think about this stuff. So don't just say he
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: needs to work on his willpower when you put it
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: right in front of his face and under his nose.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: You know, you gotta help a brother out here. He's
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: not trying to go back to three hundred and fifty pounds.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: He's got his weight down to a nice one hundred
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: and seventy. You said he looks so good, So maybe
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: you can cook, you know, a heavy meal like you
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: cook on the weekends. You know, give him a cheat day,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: keep it light and healthy during the week, Okay, and
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: then maybe you what, guys, won't be mad at the
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: dinner table. Maybe you'll you know, have some conversation instead
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: of you know, eating in silence. That's all he needs,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: some encouragement, some support. Steve, that ain't what this let about.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just gonna get to it. First of all,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: the letter opens with a lie. These measurements is wrong.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: I'm in my mid thirties, I'm five one. Yeah, who
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: you know? Five one monica? She just added the one.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: She either five flat or hard for eleven and I
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: weigh a hundred and twenty eight pounds. That's another lie.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: No woman gives her exactly quait. No woman. So so
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: you're saying she weighs more than yeah, she's about five
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: one one. She over there looking like a little flow
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: model TV. I'm just gonna tell you, and ain't nothing
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: wrong with it. I'm just giving you some facts. Now,
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: big boy weigh one hundred and seventy pounds, but he
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: used to weigh three fifty. Yeah, he worked hard, loser weight.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: That here's a problem. They eating habits is totally different.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Here we go, I'm a country girl. So my meals
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: are pretty hefty and full of flavor. They aren't bad nutritionally.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: What you just said, your meals is pretty hefty and
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: full of flavor. They aren't bad nutritionally. That's they all
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: got a et full of fat food. And you want
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: to talk about you ain't bad nutritionly, Yes it is.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: You know what you cookie? Yeah, it's a big country girl.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: And you said it's little. This woman ain't little shit.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: You hear what she over the eating, She baking the chicken,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: She got mac and cheese, and she got dinner rolls.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: And once you eat mac and cheese and dinner rolls,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn what else you got on
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: your plate. It wins. That's a meal in it. They
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: aren't bad nutritiony, but they definitely are not the healthiest option.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: My boyfriend eas cheese, crackers, mixed nuts, salads, and smooth
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: it's while he at the gym working, and I got
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: a full dinner for him when he get home. I
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: love a cook, So the other day I baked chicken,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: made mac and cheese, yams, you know what I mean,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: sugar on him, yam, making salt spinish and dinner roll
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: My boyfriend walked in and got mad as soon as
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: he saw with our cook. This is how I've always cooked.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: It's what he used to enjoy eating when we were
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Now we've been arguing him over food a lot recently,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: and most nights weed in silence because he's mad at me.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Mind you, he does eat everything out cook, including the bread.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: I do add healthy options, such as baking the chicken
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: instead of frying it, and I include leafy green vegetables more.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Now he's scared of gaining his I know he's scared
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: of gaining his weight back, but he needs to work
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: on his wheel pipe. I tried to eat the way
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: he eats, and I literally passed out at the gym.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Know what I was doing, had my little white ass
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: on that tread meal, trying to warm without to eat
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: dinner roles in me. You ever tried to walk on
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: the treadmill without your dinner role? Here? You gonna little
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: way without no macache? All right, hold on, hold on,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: hold on. We got to Steve's response coming up at
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour, subject I wish my boyfriend
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: was bigger. Right after this, you're listening, well, you know
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  Speaker 1: we're back, everybody and Um, you know, here's this woman
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  Speaker 1: who's in the mid thirty she's five one and hundred
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  Speaker 1: twenty eight pounds. I think that's be kind of cute,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: you know, five one hundred twenty eight pounds. I think
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: it's cute. I like TV. I'm dating a personal training
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: He weighed a hundred and seventy pounds. Well, you know,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: why don't you stop dating that? It might happen just
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: that way, Steve. You know, why don't you find your
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: little shout? What's found? A little show man? Like like eaton?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, why can't they compromise? Though? White? No? No,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: she want the man to be three fifty, he don't
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: want to be three He doesn't. Yeah, and he mad
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: at you because he don't really want you to be
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: you know where it looked like you hid it too.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: She keep cooking though, Yeah, she cooking a cheat day,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: you know, and just try to do it help what
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: you know? Come on, now, they got a compromise jams. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: but when you lose waiting somebody to jams and macaroni
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: and cheese and they really don't kill me. Yeah, that's
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: exactly exactly. In fact, you over there, little love seat,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: he's getting no support from her, she said, Instead of frying,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: she baked the chicken. Yeah, but you got the yams
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: and the mac and cheese. And this is just a okay, well,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: let me just not say love seat and just make
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: it smaller than like a lazy boy. That's a little
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: recline made out of her lord. You think that it's
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: better little play. Maybe they're playing her lord couch you
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: had you come on, We had a living room set
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: that my mama had bought off the back of the
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  Speaker 1: TV guy. Remember that living room said you can get
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: thirty two pieces from pol ninety nine. Just say you
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: can and help her. How about you got me thinking
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: about the TV guy. Yeah, you remember the TV guy.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Man on back. TV guy handed thirty two pieces living rooms,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: but they was counting ash trees and coasts thirty two
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: pieces living rooms, say, ain't never to counting the little see,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: but they counting every coaster they get. By the time
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: you put it together, it broke apart. Why don't you
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: and Jay do a reenactment of the dinner? Okay, okay,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: all right, so Jay, you you the girl, and you
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: the cook. I got all the food I got, came
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: home from work. Hey, baby, I'm home. What's what's up? Baby?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Ain't done? You smell that cook? Cook? Oh? Yeah what
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: you baby? All we got um? We got chitlands chip. Yeah.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: I know you haven't had them in a while, so
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: I made them up. Yummy, yummy. I got dams. I
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: got all types of pies you like, got hunting pie.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: I got a sweep take the pie, baby, cherry. Baby.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: You know I'm a professional trainer. I know, but you
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: have y'all lost his weight. You know I ain't trying
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: to go back. And you look good, You look so okay.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: But what you're cooking all this herefold because you haven't
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: had these foods in alone. Now you know I ain't
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: handed food and you know I had it a long time. Color.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: I can drop from three fifty down to one seven,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: and you look good. I got your grits and cheese.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: I don't want to get the cheese. Baby, I'm told you.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: I haven't told you I got I got waffles. I see, baby,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: I don't eat that no more. You see what I'm
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: trying to accomplish here, you sabotaging me. This is I
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: made all this with love. I got white castle about
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: I thought you said you made anything with a little
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: What the hell are you when I have some white castle?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: I flew these in and I thought him out and
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: the right here got your white castle. I got cool aid,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: I got tea, I got em nade. Baby, listen to me.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: They've listened to me. I'm listening. I don't I don't
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: want to do that no more. And I think I
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: need your support to help me. You want to be shaped.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: You want to eat, baby, I don't want. I don't
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: want to eat. I don't want to eat all that
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: I put all this together. But what you're crying for
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: I've been well, baby, But what you're crying for? You you
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: you ain't gotta you ain't gotta cry, you know you
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: just I've been I've been this kitchen. Know how long
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: you have? Baby, You've been a kitchen a long time.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: Why I want to take food over there? Did to
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: bake these roads? I had corn brought out of the
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: field that I got the corner there and up rounded
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: up made the meal. And baby, you don't use corn
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: meal to make even surely know that whatever ain't rolls
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: and nobody know corn brad, no am chitless. I had
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: I had Calvin the turkey growing up in the backyard
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: all so long, and I had to take his life
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: today because I knew you like turkey and I Calvin
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: looked at me with its sad. E'm like, I'm sorry, Calvin,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: you got to go on the turkey old hold. You
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: got some turkey in here. I got turkey in here.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: I got the turkey neck. You got turkey neck. Oh
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: you got one turkey neck. I ate one while I
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: was cooking, so I just ate. Well, baby, you know
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: I like turkey. You're big ass and ate the turkey too,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: But you like turkey, and we could eat turkey together.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: I think, Baby, I'm gonna just be real, which I think, Yeah,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: they need to break up. We gonna break up over
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: us exactly. I can't. I can't do you no more.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: You're just so damn a grateful you really are, I know, babe,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: but I'm in shaping. I don't want to go back,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: and I think you're gonna drag me down. You know
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: you you better be glad. I am Christian love because
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: I could take this, take a leg and beat your braid.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Stop crying, and you're not even doing a good cry.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: He said, he got no I ain't got no fall
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: to rep all this stuff ridiculous, All this stuff gonna
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: go bad. Come to you? What, no, babe, what you
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: do is just give it to somebody else. I didn't
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: even hear that she made a salad. No, it ain't
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: no salad. I was thinking about making a salad, but
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: I didn't make one. Who is taken up with me?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: That darn turkey? All right, Look, if she doesn't stop cooking,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: they're not gonna make it. All right, we gotta get
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: out of here. So the Strawberry letters posted. You can
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  Speaker 1: And coming up in ten minutes, we have a real
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: treat for you. In the spirit of the Oscars. We're
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: gonna present to you the first ever right here on
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, the Stevie Awards. Right after that,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: we are so excited for your first ever Stevie Awards.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: And the fact that Jay Anthony brown Um is gonna
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: get a chance to host some of the awards. That's amazing.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: So so Jay, let's get it started. Please present the
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: very first Stevieward. And this is so cool. And unlike
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: other Unlike other awards shows, we don't go with the nine.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: We go right to the winner. Winner. Nominees are and
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: the winner is okay, all right. Nominees for the person
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: who has seen every movie that's out in the theater today,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: and the winner is me. Yeah, I've seen every damn yeah,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: the first one. Wait, when you'll write a bit, you
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: can give it to yourself, all right. Nominated for the
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  Speaker 1: person who talks through every damn movie, and the whin
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: it is Monican and Shelly. Start speech speech. I'd like
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: to thank the Lord who is the head of my life.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: I'd like to thank my mom. I'd like to right there,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: I know, I'd like to thank her. Up, you'll get
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: out of there. We gotta thanks. Keep Harvey mind his awards,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, because these are your awards. Thank you. This
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: is my favorite part. Next category nominated for the person
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: who who sits in the movie and says that should
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: have been my damn part, and who that is? Yeah,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: I want to thank everyone at the Academy for um,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: just just looking out for the things that I've done
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: here and with my career. Uh you know, I started
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: with the Chapmans and things just seemed to broken out
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: from there. As you know, you can catch me on
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Ready to Love. But this I am honored to have.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: You know, there were roles that should have been mine.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know ice Que and Friday I should
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: have been MINEH where's the music? I'm sorry. I would
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: have fifteen seconds left, but let me let me thank
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: my mother for pushing me even more so. Um, I
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: can't believe and soldier story. They gave a role to Denzel.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: I was amazed by that that I didn't get that
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: ro um. Um, I can't believe in Black Panther. Um.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan just amazed me by some of the
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: people that are taking my role. But I want to
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: say thank you for acknowledging me right, Thank you, thank
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: you so much. Nominated the nomination the nomination for who
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: has the voice in every children's movie? The One and
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Only Junior. No, no that's not right. Yeah no, no, no,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: I'm wrong. No, I don't want this award. I'm wrong. No,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: I gotten people are taking me serious because of my
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: voice for real, I'm wrong. I'm forty. I'm telling I
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: tell I said, hey, man, don't test me, and people
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: tickle me. This I'm tired to talk about Elmo. I'm
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: giving right now this, Stevie is those out the people
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: that we all we little, we got a little voice,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: but we're big in statue. Kevin Harden, Mike Tyson, Chris Tuffer,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: we are the same. Gru Thank you, thank you very much.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: But I'm nominade for if what for? Nominated for? If
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: they were in a movie? In a movie they asked,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: what be on the phone? And the Winter is Colin Farrell.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Y'all give it up to Well Carlin couldn't be here
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: tonight allegedly because she she is working, allegedly and she's
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: on the phone allegedly. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Hey, Steve Hey, y'all pretty for me, all right?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Our last what those two the man who has only
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: been to the movies every fifteen years and the Winter
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: goes to Steve. Thank you. You know, accepting this award
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: means so much to me. It means that all I've
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: gotten to us certain level where I can't go nowhere,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: and going to this movie was truly, truly just one
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: of the great things. I want to announce his son's
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: candidacy and the fact that they would be beating him profusely.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: This speech right here is as meaningless as the award
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: I just got. And therefore I just wanted to thank
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: my dog, and I got two goldfish that our old
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: suit us too over this course of time, and I
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: realized this as time goes only, so God bless you all.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: J Anthony Brown, with a wonderful giver of awards. I
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: knew this award was coming one day because you're so
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: damn angry in a bit of this is just a
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: part of who you are. We are here thinking the
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Lord all we are. Furthermore, he's let him use where
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: is this going? You? And knowing that all that we
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: are today, he could be no mo if it were yesterday.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Oh hey, you ever had somebody be talking and they
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: think they're heavy? Yes, but they all saying nothing. Shut up?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: Did you not hear Tommy speak? A friendless place in
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: my entire life? Boy, I'm telling you you gotta have Yeah,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: you gotta have triple. We'll join us next year for
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: another award presentation of the Steve the Stevie Awards. Yeah,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: I love that Stevie. Yeah, huh, greatness, right there? You
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: thought of this, Jay, No junior. Junior thought the man
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: with the baby voice. Yeah, all right, coming up next, guys,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: if you're planning and travel by airplane during the holidays,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: you will want to hear this. Don't go anywhere. It's
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: coming up right after this. You're listening to show. All right, So, Steve,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: you're traveling by airplane during the holidays, I'm going away. Well,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: I guess we all are right up in the air. Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, yeah,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: because I'm flying commercial. Okay, Well, if you're flying commercial,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: listen to this. Here's a very serious tip. Do not
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: drink the coffee, the tea, or the water on the
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: airplane unless it's out of a bottle. Okay, this is
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: a courting Yeah. This is according to a recent study
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: by the New York Food Policy Center. They found Yeah,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: they found that the water tanks on planes aren't cleaned
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: often enough, and they are topped off with the hair
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: drink water after plane. I don't well, a lot of
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: people do, Steve where they pour it out of the bottle.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: But yeah, they poured out of the bottle. But it's
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: not a fresh you know, bottle. I mean, you don't
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: know if it's a fresh bottle, fresh bottle of water.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: That's not a fresh bottle of water. Well, I got
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: my top on the seal when I get Yeah, if
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: they give you bottles of water with the seal on there,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: but if they're just pouring them out of the bottle,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: you don't know that. Yeah. Well, anyway, this recent study,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: as I was saying, by the New York Food Policy Center,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: found that the water tanks on the planes aren't cleaned
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: often and they are topped off with new water after
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: every flight. So the water at the bottom of the
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: tank isn't very clean and it has been sitting there
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: for a while. Oh and a study from the EPA
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: found that twelve percent of commercial planes tested positive for
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: fecal bacteria in the water supply. Uh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: that's the same. Yeah, yes it is. That's the same
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: water you wash your hands within the laboratory, and the
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: same water they used to make coffee and tea on
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: the plane. That's that's planes. That attitude of that fight
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: attended to. Yeah, that's that's thank you. Well that fix
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: it up. You can't do nothing now, can't drink coffee,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: can't drink you can't fly. Man. I was on the
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: plane one time. They had a baby on the plane.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: This lady said her child was allergic to peanuts. Now
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: this after we own and they passing out, you know food.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: The lady said, nobody in first class can have hot
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: nuts because if he smelled the peanuts. I said, why
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: is his ass on the plane? Because I gets on
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: the front of him hot nuts. Yea, And now you
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: got your little sick ass back there. He can't staying
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: the smell and nuts. Well, you don't need to fly
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: when you gotta train, y'all cut the tooth. Why don't
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: y'all drive? I don't like that, man. Man, we had
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: the one time, and this is a true story, kid,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: you not we pulled out, we're going to the runway.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: We had turned the plane around and take off all
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: the peanuts on the plane. Wow. But the lady just
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: said it on the way out when we use taxing.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: But I was so mad. Man. Yeah, that's the second
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: madness I've ever been on the plane. Mm hmm, ain't
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: knowing you can do back? Wow, Steve, Well, just a reminder,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: you know, when a lot of people will be fly.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: That was the second madness I've ever been on the plane. Second, man,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: But what was the first half? What happened? What happened?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Or you're gonna play stupid Shirley. Oh that's what you're
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: gonna do, ste if you do. I had anxiety issue,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: you know, when we were taxing and the ladies said
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: we have to go back and take all the peanuts
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: off to play. I was so mad. That was the
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: second that the first madness I've ever been. Hey, before
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: you tell the story, I love you. I just want
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: to say that the plane were back all the way out,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: we take off, we going towards the runway. All of
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: a sudden, we put the brakes, were back up. We
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: back up at the gate. Don't nobody say nothing. Then
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: the flight attendant said, I'm sorry, but we have to
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: remove someone from the plane. I'm sitting there, Shirley coo
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: walker pad So sure, situation for white folk, see you
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: up on this place. They didn't ball Shirley back because
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: she didn't have the anxiety attack. She can't fly. This
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: is true. This is the truth. Yeah, that actually happened.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: That brought her back, and I just can't do this.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: So now three hundred damn people can't go where we
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: going because she didn't got that crazy ass on the
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: plane to decide if she can't do it about the ticket.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: This we were going to New York. Remember to be
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: on the montell Williams talk. Hey got he got in
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: the damn plane, fastened her seat belt. It's taxi. She
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  Speaker 1: snapped her seat belt and called best precedent. But then
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  Speaker 1: back down. Here comes Sirley with all her bag and
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  Speaker 1: I lookt too walking past me. I said, Sherley, sit
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  Speaker 1: off this. Everybody said, this bug you I know. I couldn't. Nah,
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  Speaker 1: you know it is after nine elevens. So now we
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  Speaker 1: And she ain't on a prank. But I was so
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  Speaker 1: dead and they got to look forward, yeah, and everything
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  Speaker 1: was fine. I ended up coming the next day. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have been waiting more. The next day, Well,
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  Speaker 1: you couldn't go to day before. I couldn't. I had
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  Speaker 1: to make myself. I had to talk myself into it.
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  Speaker 1: I had to make myself. You know, you have to.
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  Speaker 1: You have to face your fears drunk and I had
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  Speaker 1: a panic attack. I was hyperventilating. Well, you know it
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: bothers me sometimes, butly don't get drunk. But I'm much
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  Speaker 1: better at it now. I don't know what's happening to it.
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  Speaker 1: But you can't be rounding not with one. She don't
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  Speaker 1: get drunk, but she drank one glance away. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: she ain't drunk with something wrong. I believe your bodies
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  Speaker 1: telling me before whatever, Steve, you've never seen that. I
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  Speaker 1: said to time to foot and treatments every time. See
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people have panic attacks on the plane. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll get off the plane here. You have to face
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  Speaker 1: your fears out of Africa as a as a show.
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  Speaker 1: You really can't go with it. Oh you need to
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  Speaker 1: be on another flag. Yeah, or you know. That's why
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  Speaker 1: I was asking you yesterday how do you handle the
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  Speaker 1: long flights? And you said yesterday you remember that that's
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  Speaker 1: your favorite thing to do. That's your that's your favorite
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  Speaker 1: thing to do. Timmy, what would you do if you
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  Speaker 1: on the plane and then started lightning, Pull that shade down,
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  Speaker 1: get up on that seat. A shade all right, coming
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  Speaker 1: up in twenty minutes, Thanks a lot. I left the
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  Speaker 1: shade down and just be flicking my light on it all.
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  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Sea vrby morning show right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, Jay, this story is
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  Speaker 1: kind of for you right here. Our good friend Kevin
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  Speaker 1: Hart has been in the news lately. We know why
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: for stepping down from the oscars, But this time I
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: think he really dodged a bullet here. One of the
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  Speaker 1: venues on his comedy tour is being sued by a
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  Speaker 1: diabetic woman who claims she got kicked out of Kevin
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  Speaker 1: Hart's comedy show because she used her cell phone to
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  Speaker 1: check her blood sugar before the show began. The incident
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: happened last July in San Diego when the lady used
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: cell phone app that I'm sure you're aware of this
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: jay that monitors her blood sugar levels. The venue had
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: signs posted no, but it's a device that goes on
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: your arm and then you see it on your phone.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: She's not telling the truths you have the other part.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen anything where you just touched the phone
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: and it checks your blood. They may have it, I
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: haven't seen it. Ye what I've seen is it? You
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: put it on your arm. You can see the must
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: have had that. Well, I'll see it is how you
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: are diabetic. I think we have to lean go with
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: what you say, Ye go with me this time. Well
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: this lady was one two. Well, but she didn't she's
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: not here. Okay, let's see you got hold up. You
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: gonna go. You're gonna go with a diabetic that's not here.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: That's why a comedian diabetic all day. But I know
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: how sick you can get. And all you do is
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: poor orange juice and keep it moving, that's all. I
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: don't even do that for Jake. What do you do
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: for Jake? I walk off and leave anyway. The venue
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: had signs posted prohibiting the use of cell phones, but
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: she said it was a medical necessity. She was still ejected.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: They still removed her from the venue. She never got
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: a refund, so she's suing Live Nation, which operates the venue. Again.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: Kevin Kevin Hart is not named in this lawsuit. Okay,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: but it happened, you know, But just get up leaving.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: They'll let you back in. I mean she making him
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: big dealing, you making an all check that photographs. Yeah,
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: well you're you. You can be quiet non diabetic. He
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: know a lot about blood raising because he's short. What
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: did you say? He know a lot about how blood
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: because he showed Trump didn't get high blood real quick,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: like if he stepped down off a curve. Now blood
• 1:26:35
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• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: It's a curve to you, but it's a loan drop
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  Speaker 1: for him. Thinking of that, Steve, I'm really mad at
• 1:26:44
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  Speaker 1: for them. It's him that doesn't want them. Oh, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: things have changed now we're in a different place. Okay, man,
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  Speaker 1: No they haven't, and no we're not. Things have changed.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: Shirley was gonna have the same question, thank you? Why
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  Speaker 1: are you tallert? What? What? Y t? He's taller and
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  Speaker 1: statue taller than what? Jay in life's taller than what? Who?
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  Speaker 1: Who ain't he over here? So what he's taller than what?
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  Speaker 1: He's accomplished more things than last year? Oh? Because of
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• 1:27:35
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  Speaker 1: of this. Yeah, that's why we love having you, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: so you can give us some closing remarks the world today.
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  Speaker 1: Oftentimes my best closing remarks are remarks that are reflective
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  Speaker 1: And so today is going to be in that vein.
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk to you all today about faith. Faith.
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  Speaker 1: The purest definition of faith to me, this is to me, now,
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know how other people view faith. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: talking about the purest definition of faith to me is
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  Speaker 1: simply this, faith is the belief in things that you
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  Speaker 1: cannot see. That's what faith really means to me. Faith
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  Speaker 1: is to belief in things that you cannot see. That
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: categorizes faith for me, That exemplifies faith for me, That
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: expresses faith for me that somehow, over the years, I
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  Speaker 1: have managed to understand that faith is in the belief
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  Speaker 1: in things that you cannot see. So when situations beset me,
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: when circumstances run up into me, when I find myself
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: in something that I have no control over that circumstances,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: just set thyself right in front of my door, and
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, I get the phone calls,
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: hey man, you all right, Hey man, hang in now.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: Man so sad to hear the news. You know, I
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: had a slew it that this week because of some
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: article that came out about the show friends from Cleveland,
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  Speaker 1: and I appreciate it all. But I'm gonna tell you
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: something that I'm drawing on. I'm drawing on this thing
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: called faith. I'm drawing on some words that my mother
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  Speaker 1: told me when she was young. When I was young,
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  Speaker 1: my mama was a Sunday school teacher for forty years.
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  Speaker 1: She always taught me that I don't believe God brought
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: me this far to leave me. There is no way
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: that God got me to this place to leave me.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: See where faith comes in. I firmly believe that when
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: one door closes, God has another one to open up. See.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: I never stand in the doorway that's closing in my
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: face and keep knocking on that door. Y'all need to
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: open this door back up. I'm not gonna stand there
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: and try to force my way back in the door.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take care of my business. Of course, faith
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: without works is dead. But I do not get crippled
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: and crumbled. The predictions are the thoughts of somebody else.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: Somebody come to me and tell me what they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do to me. How many times have you had somebody
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: come to you and tell you what they was gonna
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  Speaker 1: do to you? How many times have you had a
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: boss confront you and tell you what they was gonna
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  Speaker 1: do to you? And they say it with the full
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  Speaker 1: intent of shaking you up? And sometimes it work, don't it.
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  Speaker 1: You go home and you shake it. Let me offer
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: you something, stop shaking. Don't worry, don't be dismayed. There's
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: no way God brought you this far to leave. See
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: the people's talking about taking stuff from you, They didn't
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: give it to you in the first place. What they
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: don't know that your steps was ordered by God. What
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: they don't know that God positioned you right where he
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: wanted you to be at a particular time. They had
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: no choice that to put you in the position because
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• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: and they start talking about taking you out of position,
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  Speaker 1: what you're worried about that fault? You don't think. You
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  Speaker 1: don't think that you have an option here. You don't
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  Speaker 1: think that the God you served that put you where
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: he wanted you to be placed. You don't think he
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  Speaker 1: see all of this. I do. I think he sees me.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: I think he places me right where he wanted me
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  Speaker 1: to be placed. I think he has people saying things
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: about me so I can hear it. I think he's
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: allowing people to think that they're making decisions because they
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: want to. I believe that they don't know that God
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  Speaker 1: is always working on my behalf behind the scenes always.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: Why Because I believe and I trusted him, That's why
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: he always working on my behalf. That is No, I'm
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: not an evil person. I'm not an unrighteous person. I'm
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: really a good person. I'm flawed, but I'm a good person.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: I don't set out to hurt nobody. I ain't trying
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: to step on nobody. So when somebody bring me some
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: disparaging news about what they're gonna do to me, in
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: the words of Bishop T. D. Jakes, you got to
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: be careful how you handle me. Be very careful how
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  Speaker 1: you handle me. Because I happen to be a child
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: of the Most High. What He's done for me in
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: the past, he can continue to do for me in
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: the future. I have no fear of what you claiming
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: that you will do to me, because God didn't bring
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: me this far to leave me. That I'm certain of.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: Faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: And even though I can't see what he's doing right now,
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: I bet he's doing something. I'm excited about the future
• 1:37:53
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