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Ask The Fellas, Mueller Report, Good, Heat and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: You gotta turning you go, You gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out, turn you love, got to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: Then turn the water the water go. Come come on
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  Speaker 1: your back, daddy, Ah, I shall will. Good morning everybody,
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  Speaker 1: y'all listening to the voice, Come on dig me now.
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  Speaker 1: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah. Man,
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  Speaker 1: by God has been good to me. Man, I can't
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  Speaker 1: really count at all. You can't either, you know. It's
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  Speaker 1: all in perspective. You really can't count all that God
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  Speaker 1: has done for you if you look at every little thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's unbelievable the things He's done for us. How many
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  Speaker 1: times you know we got through something without even talking
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  Speaker 1: to him about it. He just he just blessed us
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  Speaker 1: with it. How many you know? It's just it's so
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  Speaker 1: much that the fact that you wake up in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: the fact that you still have a place to stay,
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  Speaker 1: the fact that you know, may be struggling out here,
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  Speaker 1: but guess what, you're still going to work. You you know,
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  Speaker 1: you live in check the check, but you're making it all.
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  Speaker 1: You got all the plates spinning. You know, it's hard.
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  Speaker 1: You got a lot of plates spinning, but you keep
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  Speaker 1: him up there somewhere every now and near one break,
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  Speaker 1: but he put two more back up there to look
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  Speaker 1: a little bit better, and you got to get to
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  Speaker 1: spending them so it all works. And then you got
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people who just can't seem to mentally
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  Speaker 1: put it together as to you know, why their life
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  Speaker 1: isn't in a position that they wanted to be. We
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  Speaker 1: talked about this oftentimes, but I don't want to try
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  Speaker 1: another angle with you to day. You know, maybe it's you.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about that? Maybe it's you. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: it's no external force that's at fault, like you keep
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  Speaker 1: making the excuse to be. You know, so many people
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  Speaker 1: I hear, well, if this hadn't have done this, if
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  Speaker 1: he hadn't have done that, if she hadn't have done that,
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  Speaker 1: I would have been further along. I wasted all my time,
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  Speaker 1: my years with this man, and he did this, and
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  Speaker 1: I could have been here and I could have been there,
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  Speaker 1: and this woman she did this to me. If she
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  Speaker 1: hadn't have done that, I could have been here and
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  Speaker 1: I could have been there. Maybe it's you. Maybe it's
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  Speaker 1: not really that external force that you keep making it
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  Speaker 1: out to be. See, I've done this to myself before.
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  Speaker 1: Once again, I'm talking to you about something I know about.
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  Speaker 1: I've done this to myself before. I've had the reason
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't where I wanted to be. I had it
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  Speaker 1: figured out as some external force. I had worked it
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  Speaker 1: out in my mind. Clearly it wasn't me. Because if
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  Speaker 1: so and so, or if this hadn't happened, and if
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  Speaker 1: they hadn't have done this, I would have been further
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  Speaker 1: along up the road, That's what I was saying. But
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  Speaker 1: WOLDO hold on it? Or I learned a valuable lesson. Man. See,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't ever let it go, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: hard for you to go. If you don't ever let
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  Speaker 1: it go, it's gonna be hard for you to go.
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  Speaker 1: I was listening to Bishop td Jake's one day, and
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  Speaker 1: I heard him say, you can't drive your car if
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna keep looking in the rearview mirror. You go
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  Speaker 1: outside and try that. Try to drive your car, but
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  Speaker 1: keep your eye in the rearview mirror. All you looking
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  Speaker 1: at is where you're being. All you looking at in
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  Speaker 1: that rearview mirrors where you're passed or should have passed,
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  Speaker 1: something you should have moved on from. All you're doing
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  Speaker 1: is looking in that rearview mirror at what happened back there.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't stop looking in the rearview mirror, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna crash your car over and over and over again.
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  Speaker 1: All you got to slow it down so bad in
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  Speaker 1: order for you to keep looking in that rearview mirror.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't learn to let it go, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be hard for you to go forward because you keep
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  Speaker 1: reviewing the past. The past is the past, and I
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  Speaker 1: know it's hard. Man. I watched a show and this
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  Speaker 1: lady said, well, I just can't ever forgive them for
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  Speaker 1: that or guess what. Guess what God may have already
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  Speaker 1: forgiven that person. That person may be extremely remorseful, could
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  Speaker 1: have gone to God and God and forgiveness for it
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  Speaker 1: years ago. But you you sit here and you keep
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  Speaker 1: hanging on to the back. I can't ever forgive that. Mm.
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  Speaker 1: Then I heard Bishop Jakes come on the show one
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  Speaker 1: time and say something that really really struck on You
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  Speaker 1: keep drinking the poison, waiting on your enemy to die.
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  Speaker 1: He said that. I just shook my head and went, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: you drinking the poison, waiting on your enemy to die.
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  Speaker 1: Revenge is poison to you. You know, if hatred is
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  Speaker 1: poising to you. Unforgivingness When you won't forgive a person,
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  Speaker 1: that person could be going on with their life, made
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  Speaker 1: the right with God. Don't know how you're feeling. They're
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  Speaker 1: skipping through life now. You make adjustments every time you
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  Speaker 1: see them. And it takes energy. Man, it takes so
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  Speaker 1: much energy to hate. It takes so much energy not
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  Speaker 1: to forgive too. That ain't come in the room. You
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  Speaker 1: got to avoid them. Stay over here, Oh here they come. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you got to make a situation over here. They come
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  Speaker 1: into the house. It's family reunion. Oh here they come.
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  Speaker 1: Or where they're gonna be in the basement. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to be on the third floor. I want to go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and get some barbecue. She out there at the barbecue, staying,
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  Speaker 1: Oh lord, I don't want a barbecue. I just eat
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  Speaker 1: to take the sale. People man take themselves all out
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  Speaker 1: of position, trying to make adjustments when if you it
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  Speaker 1: would simplify your life, if you would let just let
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  Speaker 1: it go. Maybe you ain't where you need to be
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  Speaker 1: because of them external forces altogether. Maybe you're not where
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  Speaker 1: you need to be cause of you. Because you won't
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  Speaker 1: let it go, you won't move forward. Look at this, ladies.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say you've been in a situation with a man
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  Speaker 1: for years. It didn't work out for whatever the reason,
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  Speaker 1: it just didn't work out. I got I got what
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  Speaker 1: you say he did. I got what he did. I
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  Speaker 1: got all of that, YadA YadA YadA. When you get through,
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  Speaker 1: did not God get you through it? Did not he
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  Speaker 1: allow you to survive it? I got you, got some
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  Speaker 1: cuts on you, I got you been a little bit bruised.
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  Speaker 1: But did he not get you through it? So now
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  Speaker 1: that he's freed you from it, now he didn't went on.
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  Speaker 1: He got a whole other family over that somewhere. He
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  Speaker 1: now he trying to make it right because maybe he
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  Speaker 1: learned the mistake he made and now he trying to
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  Speaker 1: be a better man. He just trying to get it
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  Speaker 1: right now. But you're sitting there holding onto it. You're
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  Speaker 1: drinking the poison, waiting on your enemy. To die. So now,
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  Speaker 1: instead of you enjoying the blessing of finally being free
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  Speaker 1: from a situation that was not healthy for you, you
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  Speaker 1: create an even more unhealthy situation in your mind by hating,
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  Speaker 1: by having revengeful thoughts, by hoping he fall on his face.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you're even doing something to the other situation to
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  Speaker 1: make sure they struggle. Oh man, you're drinking the poison,
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  Speaker 1: waiting on your enemy to die. Maybe you ain't where
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  Speaker 1: you ought to be in life, not because of your
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  Speaker 1: external forces, but maybe it's you. If you don't let
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  Speaker 1: it go, it's gonna be hard for you to go.
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  Speaker 1: You can't keep driving your car looking in the rear
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  Speaker 1: view mirror. Come on, man, Forgiveness is not for the
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  Speaker 1: other person. Forgiveness is for you to show. All right, everybody,
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  Speaker 1: you're about to listen to the Steve harv In Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: But before we started the show, I'd like to do
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  Speaker 1: a shout out to the moms, to the dads, to
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  Speaker 1: the grandmas, the granddads, aunties, the uncles, the cousins to
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  Speaker 1: play cousins. Everybody get ready because school is about to
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  Speaker 1: open soon. Hallelujah, la yes, yes, yes, shudon starting school
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  Speaker 1: is about to start soon. Oh, yes it is, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it is Shayan. Good morning to you. Welcome back, Carlin,
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back, Carli Barella. I know you ready for school
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  Speaker 1: to start. I know you're ready to shout countdown is on.
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  Speaker 1: But let me shout out to our educators, administrators, the teachers.
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  Speaker 1: God bless y'all because y'all spend all day with our kids.
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  Speaker 1: Yes to my daughter who is a principal, how I
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  Speaker 1: produced a principle, I will never be ever he's beyond me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what about you, junior? Are you ready for school to start? Man? Man,
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  Speaker 1: they're just gonna push him through. It ain't like he's impressive,
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  Speaker 1: I tell you. And last not leave time. You got
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  Speaker 1: two at the house. Are you ready for them to
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  Speaker 1: leave the house? I got two kids at the house.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you first day of school. The school start
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  Speaker 1: at eight, but they're gonna get dropped off at six thirty.
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  Speaker 1: And what I love about it is they are both
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  Speaker 1: in private school. They have beautiful We don't have to
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  Speaker 1: go to school shopping none of day. Hear your books,
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  Speaker 1: your tablet, your button down. You do have to buy
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  Speaker 1: them shoes. You do know that shoes. So trying to
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  Speaker 1: find some shoes. Well, breakwater is bad. If your breakwater,
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  Speaker 1: that's bad. That's bad. Yeah, you're about to have a
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  Speaker 1: baby if you do that, Jake, I'm about to break water.
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  Speaker 1: Glory driving mistakes, make water, make waters mistakes. I understand.
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  Speaker 1: I know. Morgan Freeman movies, Thank you very much. Still
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  Speaker 1: little salty. I have to say about the face app
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  Speaker 1: that had him looking the same young and olds. I
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  Speaker 1: got the same message today again for the fifth times.
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  Speaker 1: Where are the young pictures of Morgan Freeman Sirley twenty
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  Speaker 1: years ago? He looked just like this today. You are
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  Speaker 1: just now sexy when you see it that, I'm convinced. Now, No, Shirlie,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what James looked like in the Bible. Huh.
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  Speaker 1: Look at Morgan Freeman. I think, James, it's possible. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta you gotta stop fighting that one. Now I know,
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  Speaker 1: young pictures. I'm gonna look, I'm gonna let's let's let's
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  Speaker 1: do this. Let me get another pin. We have another
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  Speaker 1: lady on the show, Carl. It is Morgan Freeman. Sexy.
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  Speaker 1: You see when somebody do I mean beautious in the
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  Speaker 1: eye of the yeah, yeah, not to me, the eye
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  Speaker 1: of the behold, but if you cross at didn't what
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  Speaker 1: the voice though I see, I know he's great voice.
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  Speaker 1: I love everything about him. It's not his voice is
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  Speaker 1: just a bonus. Is this really a joke? No? No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: just this has been years. Even Nutstone knows about it,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Coming up at thirty two after the hour
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  Speaker 1: inside of Something Funny, we're gonna ask Tommy Junior and
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  Speaker 1: Jay if your current wife and girlfriend randomly becomes friends
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  Speaker 1: with a girl you used to kick it with, should
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  Speaker 1: you tell him? We'll get into that. Right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Morning Show time for something Funny,
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  Speaker 1: and a listener named T send an email because he
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  Speaker 1: needs some advice from you guys. So it says, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Junior and bitter Man Jay Anthony Brown, they gave
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  Speaker 1: you a whole government, bitter man, and I'm not bitter
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  Speaker 1: all right, So T says. So, I've gotten into the
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  Speaker 1: situation many times over the last few years, since I
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  Speaker 1: had kids and moved close to the town I grew
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  Speaker 1: up in. My wife is becoming friendly with a lot
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  Speaker 1: of women I either dated or smashed when I was
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  Speaker 1: in my early twenties. They are all now married with kids,
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  Speaker 1: and their kids are doing stuff with my kids. It's
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  Speaker 1: very complicated. Uh now I'm wondering if I should tell
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  Speaker 1: my wife or keep it to myself. Part two is
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  Speaker 1: what I have to ask you guys right now. And
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  Speaker 1: I want you guys to just you know, be honest. Here.
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  Speaker 1: Would you want to know if your current significant other
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  Speaker 1: hooked up with the new friend a few years ago?
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  Speaker 1: Should he tell his wife or keep it to him? Say,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even not saying that? And why mean why?
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  Speaker 1: I mean why? Because I want to tell why? Because
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  Speaker 1: answered the question? Yes, Well, I'm just telling y'all it's
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  Speaker 1: simple for men. But well, I'm gonna say something. I
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  Speaker 1: was with her. I'm kicking it with you. You with
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  Speaker 1: her down, y'all hanging out. You don't even know when
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  Speaker 1: you used to kicking. Okay, Well, they're married, this situation,
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  Speaker 1: this is his wife. And what if she tells your
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  Speaker 1: wife that you guys, wouldn't you want to be the
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  Speaker 1: one to tell you. I don't think another woman's gonna
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  Speaker 1: bring that up. No, not if she's married too. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think she just gonna bring it. It depends on
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  Speaker 1: how close they are. You never know what a woman
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  Speaker 1: might do well. You never know, but I'd rather take
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  Speaker 1: the chance of hoping. And she don't say nothing. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just keeping my mouth. Yeah, I'm hoping. Yeah. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to bring nothing out that that may not come out.
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  Speaker 1: I really I rather hope it. Just bring it up.
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  Speaker 1: I got a lot going to my greg gonna be
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  Speaker 1: so full, there's gonna be more than me, and that
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  Speaker 1: that casket gonna be loaded. Man, there's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: going to mind great, And if I can get that
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  Speaker 1: stuff out of my cloud, I'm worrying about the cloud.
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  Speaker 1: Come on. Response. This the answer, the best way I
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  Speaker 1: can answer this, as if I was an old Negro slave.
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  Speaker 1: You shut your mouth, you walking, don't let them know
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  Speaker 1: you can read, and you keep walking. Don't look back
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  Speaker 1: for nothing. Okay, you hear what I say. You stay
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  Speaker 1: close to the ground, stay close to me, rive open
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  Speaker 1: your mouth, will rush things, cush, don't you rush your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you see a wood? You talk about it? Talking
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  Speaker 1: got you the man find out we could talk with
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  Speaker 1: all gonna be. You want to get out of this
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  Speaker 1: unless you stay close to me. When I stopped, you
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  Speaker 1: stopped just like that. I think you guys answered both
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  Speaker 1: questions and one, what you're doing all this thanking fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Got to answer that question, don't help bring it up,
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  Speaker 1: and you gotta take it down. Guys are still scary.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he keeps married. What do you think she's
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  Speaker 1: gonna have lies of no about us? Lies? Don't need
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  Speaker 1: to know nothing about what we do. So that's the
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  Speaker 1: message to Tim. Yeah, Tim, shut your mouth, manut your damn.
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  Speaker 1: She finds out, it's gonna be on on her own.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I'm not listening to me, Tim. If
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  Speaker 1: she find out, dude, this god, I didn't know that's
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  Speaker 1: who that was. She looks so different now, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: not know that's what that was? Is that that's that's one.
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  Speaker 1: That's one way to play it. And what's the other way?
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  Speaker 1: What you listening to her? You believe you yourself, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know your boy high on what it is? Say
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  Speaker 1: that's your hands up. We know you're lying. And let's
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  Speaker 1: go back to Tom's lie one more time, saying again
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  Speaker 1: which one about christ? Which one I know that's crystal?
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  Speaker 1: How many crystals you know? I mean I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm just saying, cristal crystals. You've been with you
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  Speaker 1: when I come over your goals. Right, that's what my
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  Speaker 1: life video. You know, when you get busted, call, when
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  Speaker 1: you quit making eye contact. As soon as somebody asked
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  Speaker 1: you something, you look around all over Crisp Crystal. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's the question, guys, Has it ever occurred to you
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  Speaker 1: just to tell the truth. No, thought never came in
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  Speaker 1: my mind. Who you think we are? Yet? I never thought?
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  Speaker 1: The truth has always gotten me in trouble every time
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  Speaker 1: I've told, every single time, the truth never helped me out.
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  Speaker 1: But a lie has has taken you through. Don't need
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  Speaker 1: a lot of days got me back in the door.
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  Speaker 1: And don't fall for the part what they're saying. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna get mad timing the truth. I never said. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've lied someone. It got me hooking to people. I
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  Speaker 1: lied too. We are never hugging. So you're afraid that
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  Speaker 1: she's gonna be mad? Oh from the truth? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so you rather lie? Don't it make sense? He sure? No, Carl,
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  Speaker 1: don't it make sense? No? No, note never makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking to him? What about my lying? No? What
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  Speaker 1: about talking like a slave? Did that makes sense? No? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 1: No lie to keep my relationship. I'm sorry, I would
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  Speaker 1: rather do it. It was funny, Jay, But the truth
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  Speaker 1: know the truth never work? Well, sure lead the truthfol
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  Speaker 1: had you by yourself at support girl time? Do you
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  Speaker 1: know that when you've never told the truth? Well now
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  Speaker 1: ye who haven't told the truth in making it? No? Boys?
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, coming up some more lines on this show.
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  Speaker 1: Run that frank back with the nephew. Right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steven show. Coming up at the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour. Entertainment news Megan v Stallion. Wow, and
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  Speaker 1: what a stallion she is. Forrest's chanced the rapper to
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  Speaker 1: eat his broccoli. Will tell you about that, but first
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  Speaker 1: the nephew is here with run that prank back. What
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  Speaker 1: you got for us? Now? Your daughter bit my son?
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  Speaker 1: You're trying been bit before? All right? Then this is
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  Speaker 1: how you said, your daughter bid my son? What your
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  Speaker 1: daughter bait my son? Wow? Okay, so that's my look
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  Speaker 1: your daughter bit my son? Ready? Kid? Get ready? Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Hello sweet to Kira. This is this is look do
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  Speaker 1: you do you do your daughter go to the little academy? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Who's this? And her name is? Yes? Who's this? Listen?
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  Speaker 1: Your daughter and bit my son? Uh? Joshua went on
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  Speaker 1: the back. This is Wilton your daughter and bit my son.
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  Speaker 1: You can't just call my house and tell me my
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  Speaker 1: daughter bit your say and be cussing at me. Lady,
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  Speaker 1: I just said, your daughter Sakira bit my son Joshua
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  Speaker 1: in the back, and I just no. I just said
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  Speaker 1: no two things. One my daughter wouldn't bite nobody, and two,
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  Speaker 1: don't call my house with this tone. I called with
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: any kind of tone. What I want to call with.
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  Speaker 1: All I'm saying is your daughter then bit my son
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  Speaker 1: in the back, and I'm gonna tell you. All I'm
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: saying is don't call my house with this add to
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: saying some that my daughter bait your child in the back.
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  Speaker 1: My chadder has manners and she wouldn't be biting nobody
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  Speaker 1: in the back. Somebody, how the hell you know what
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  Speaker 1: your daughter gonna be doing? If you ain't my daughter,
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  Speaker 1: you're raising she ain't. Are you just come in one
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  Speaker 1: month and trying to do some kind of daddy work
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  Speaker 1: your daughter but four years old high nailed you. Don't
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: you know how that? Damn well, I've been with her
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: for four years. What you being? My daughter does not
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: be biting people around in the back of the neck
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: or anything like that. What the hell is wrong with you.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Don't call my house with his attitude? Were you where
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I get what? I don't you figure I'm a weekend daddy.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I'm calling you about what's going on with my child.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: But I don't think you got your facts straight. So
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: next time you call somebody to tell them about the child,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: figure out everything about your child first. All I'm saying
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: is that the people at the academy, says Carol, bit
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  Speaker 1: my son, Josha were in the back. Well, I can't
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: understand you're saying because I don't like your tongue. So
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: don't call me about my baby. Have her mama called me?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: There ain't no difference if a mama or daddy called
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: long with somebody, call hello, call her back. Hello? Is
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: this Carol? This is Why are you hain't up on me?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Why are you still calling me? And why are you
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: yelling at me? My child didn't bite your child in
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: the back. When I picked up my child, they didn't
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: say to me your child is body in the back.
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  Speaker 1: My child. I with my child every day. Like I
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: said in the first lady, you must be some kind
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: of weekend daddy. I know my child. I'm with my
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: child every day. How you are you, I'm with I
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: don't even know who Joshua is. She should have just
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: hit him in the head. Ain't what you ain't gonna
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: do and sit there and talk about my baby like
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: you asked me to lower my toe. I know what
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna hang up one loy Hello, Hello,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: called back? Call her back cat Hello, don't hang up
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: on me no more, lady number again. I'm gonna call
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: you until you tell me why you your child and
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: beat me? Just bite my child in the back. I
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: am not in the mood to play with you right now.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: You're gonnas. Did you and your child swoop? You and
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: your child? Who you know who? Who? Guess what Shakira
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: got her daddy? You talking about whipping somebody? Daddy? No?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: You else to say? You can't call my house and
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: threatened me and my jold if my child beat you up? Child?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: What that's what your child deserved? He got whoops? Daughter whooped?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Your frinds. Just finally want me to last trying the
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  Speaker 1: little fast not in those kids you're gonna be talking
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: about when the fake facts. She didn't bite them in
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: the back. She might have whoked, but my daughter don't
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: play now. Why keep talking? You found my phone number,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: find my address and have kids. Daddy? Beat choke you
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: what I said? Bring your phone over again? My babies,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: fare with your babies. My baby. Daddy gonna whoop, y'all.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Bring it on. I'm coming over there, beat you and
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: your child for the day. You don't call a woman
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: to tell her you coming over to behind a child.
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  Speaker 1: You come up here and beat her. Daddy. Come over
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: here and beat sha kills daddy. He don't he don't
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: want nothing to me. You don't want it. I'm on
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: my way overout now. Bring it on. Somebody gonna get
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: dap ye daddy home. He ain't got no damn job.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: He got a job. Y'all gonna make me come over
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: out a night. Bring it on right now? Do you
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: know you know what I'm gonna tell you something. I'm
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: gonna tell me something else. You're gonna get bit and
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: your baby gonna get bit too. You gonna b me
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: my baby share day? Gonna whoop? Yo? Can I say
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, m that was interesting as always. Can't
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  Speaker 1: wait for the prank phone call for it today. That's
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: coming up as well, next hour coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour, though, we have some entertainment news
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  Speaker 1: with you. Megan thee Stallion forces Chanced the Rapper to
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  Speaker 1: eat his broccoli. We will talk about that at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour when we come back. Right after this.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the String Show, all right, guys, So
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: in today's entertainment news, the parents of picky eaters can
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: really relate to the lengths that Megan thee Stallion had
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: to go to to get Chance the Rapper to eat
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: some greens. Even though that's when I say greens, I
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: mean all vegetables, Okay, especially broccoli. But even though Chance
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: the Rapper things said Veggie's taste gross, he agreed to
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: a bet with Meg. Now, Meg is from Houston. She's
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: a hot girl, one of those Houston hot girls right
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: right right, So if Megan sent her verse in on time,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: then Chance the Rapper would have to dine on some broccoli.
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  Speaker 1: Now on Instagram video proves that Meg came through on
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: her promise and forced Chance to hold up his end
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: of the deal. In the clip, which he describes as
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: rare footage, he reluctantly takes a bite of some takeout broccoli.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: He manages to stomach it, but the look on his
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: face makes it clear that one bite wasn't enough to
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: turn him into a veggiet lover. So, guys, let's discuss
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: quickly which vegetable, uh do you hate to eat? Or
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: which vegetable? I mean, first of all, have y'all seen mean? Yes? Yes,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: she is a stallie right anything Megan want me to do?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: And I don't like squash. But if Megan bringing this
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: play a squash up in him up with this squash? Okay,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: and you are married, I just want to throw that
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: into Yeah, he said, was squash? What me being married
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: got to do with Well, what you need to do
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: is squash them jokes, all right, Team Tommy, I tell
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: you the only vegetable because my mom we ate so
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: much of it. When I was coming with turnip greens
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: and turn about it, we ate, you know, being from
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: the country. Oh my god, to this day, I can't
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: take it. And beats. Okay, I'm with you on the beat,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Carlo can attest to this. I freaking hate beats. I
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: hate everything about beats. I hate beats. I hated you
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: bet what you like and I do not like broccoli asparagus.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I like Colin Blouse, I like um call it greens,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: um right, But but Jake like broccoli. Jay that that
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: that asparagus. That asparagus. It's kind of different. It's not
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: ve game. That's something else. Yeah, you think you're sick
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: after you eat some when you eat I mean yeah, yeah,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: supposed to be like a natural antibiotic. Yeah. You think
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: about beach, you know, think about beach. You have to
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: remember you ate beach. Yeah, or you go, oh, oh
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: something happening. Yeah it was the beat when you go
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, I hate beat. Oh god, okay, I
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: ain't had no beat. I love beats. I love Lima
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: beans like well, I love Opra surely, I love Navy beans,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: white beans, ibb. You like slamming Oprah's up fried open
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: like it doesn't matter. I love it all. I can
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: eat every he I hate. I hate beat, I hate
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: you know the one I didn't like what it's not
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: a bad I couldn't get I couldn't keep cottage cheese down.
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  Speaker 1: I can never eat that. That has nothing to do
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: with what we're talking about. I just said this is different.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Then I just say it still isn't. It has nothing
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: to do with where we're talking about. But that's what
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. What I'm talking I loved, we didn't
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: went around the whole you hate all right, listen, come on, Jake,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: take it to the news and everybody is time for
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  Speaker 1: the news with miss and Trip. Thank you very much, everybody,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Good morning, and this is a trip with the news.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: The UK Senior Security Advisors condemning Iran seizure of a
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: British flag tanker last week, calling it an act of piracy.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: The Brits now trying to get it Rand to release
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: the vessel. Meanwhile, the UK's Foreign Secretary has announced who
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  Speaker 1: planned designed to protect commercial ships passing through the Strait
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  Speaker 1: of Hormus that plan to put together what they're calling
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  Speaker 1: a European led maritime protection unit aimed ensuring safe passage
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  Speaker 1: of broth, cargo and crew all the ships going through
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: this straight A private funeral of service is to be
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  Speaker 1: held at Arlington National Cemetery later this morning for retired
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Liberal Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens, who died last
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  Speaker 1: week at age ninety nine. Stevens was replaced on the
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  Speaker 1: Court by Justice Elana Kagan. I feel the seat that
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  Speaker 1: Justice Stevens filled so well and so honorably for thirty
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  Speaker 1: five full Supreme Courts terms, which means that maybe more
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: personally and more directly than anyone, I've thought about the
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: enormity of Justice Stevens's shoes and the impossibility of filling them.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: His colleagues are describing the late Justice John Paul Stevens
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  Speaker 1: as a brilliant man with a deep devotion to the
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  Speaker 1: rule of law. Louisiana cop who went on Facebook suggesting
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  Speaker 1: that New York City Congresswoman at Alexandriocazio Cortes by shot
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  Speaker 1: that guy's been fired. The officer, Charlie Rispoli if fortune
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  Speaker 1: yeo O veteran the Gretna Police Force fired along with
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  Speaker 1: another coppoof friend who liked the poet liked the post.
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  Speaker 1: According to Jersey Journal, a black faced rag doll made
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  Speaker 1: look like a caricature of a little black girl has
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  Speaker 1: been taken off the shelves of a store of a
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  Speaker 1: one dollar Zone store in Bayonne, New Jersey, after a
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  Speaker 1: local assemblywoman saw it. It was called a feel better doll.
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  Speaker 1: Get this The words sewn on its chest instructed the
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  Speaker 1: owner to pick it up by its legs and slam
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  Speaker 1: it against the wall and yell, I feel good, I
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  Speaker 1: feel good. Sevenment. Angela McKnight, who was black and represents
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  Speaker 1: parts of that area and also Bayonne, asked the one
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  Speaker 1: dollar Zone store to remove the racist doll from its
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  Speaker 1: store shells or one dollar Zones. That's a chain some
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  Speaker 1: thirty location of Philly, Philadelphia to Massachusetts. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: the company is supposedly made, it is called Harvey Hutter.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: That's two h's and you know it's report that double
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  Speaker 1: letter of the alphabet, and the company made it is
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  Speaker 1: called Harvey Hutter and they supposedly out of business. Sad
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: news in the world of entertainment. One of the famous
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Neville brothers, Arnt Neville, died at age eighty one cause
• 34:58
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  Speaker 1: Back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the stew all. Right, here we go with trending political news. Guys.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Former Special Counsel Robert Muller will testify before Congress tomorrow,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: that's right, tomorrow, Wednesday, and back to back hearings. Muller
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: will be asked about the investigation he led into possible
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: collusion between Russia and the Trump campaign that certainly was
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: much ado about nothing. Gerald Nadler, Democratic Chairman of the
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: House Judiciary Committee, says the investigation shows President Trump is
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: guilty of high crimes and misdemeanors. This all sounds like
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: grounds for impeaching a president. Muller already published a report
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: of his findings back in April and didn't find enough
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: evidence to large the president with a criminal conspiracy. There
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: was some suggestion, however, that the president may have tried
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: to obstruct the investigation. Muller said he won't go beyond
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: the four corners of the report in testimony. So both
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Democrats and Republicans are preppering high stakes questions for Robert Muller. Nothing.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I think it's going to be more of the same.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Just really disappointed with the Democrats, I really am. They
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: got so much power they're not using. They have the
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: power to go and arrest people. Yeah, and they won't
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: use it. You know. The Republicans would not play that game.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: They'll go get you. Oh yeah. If the if the
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: situation were reversed, we wouldn't even have to worry. The
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Democratic president would be out. He would be in impeachment
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: hearings probably right now as we speak. Yeah, totally, yeah, totally. Yeah.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: You know, it was kind of disappointing because I think
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: all of us, I don't know, I had high hopes
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: about the Muller report. Yeah. I thought we came out,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: you know, we thought got him, you know what I mean,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: and it just did it and he didn't say what
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: we needed him to say. But it seems like he
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: wanted Congress YEA to do it, to do it, so
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: he looked like he stopped right before he was supposed
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: to do something or say say the word, say what
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: we needed to hear. But it seems like now maybe
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: with the hearings tomorrow, you know, you're his verbal answers
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: and his demeanor. Yeah. I don't look for anything. I
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: don't look for anything. Yeah, I got my hopes up
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: for nothing. Yeah, just like we did after two years
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: of the of the report. Nothing. Just like it's like
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: a long long date. You're just dating and dating and
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: hoping you get something. You don't get a damn collusion. Yeah.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I think even if they find out everything is is, uh,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: if he's guilty on everything, I still don't think anything's
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. No and no, no, it's just a waste
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: of time. Yeah. Yeah. Support the president should not be
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: above the law. No, No, but he thinks he is.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: This president he does really walks and talks as if
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: he thinks that yeah, yeah, oh well we just have
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: to vote. We know what to do next year. Vote
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up at thirty four after the hour, parents,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: it is almost the most wonderful time of the year.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: We talked about it when we opened the show this morning.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: To count down to back to school, Jay Junior and
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Tommy have some back to school tips right after this.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, so, parents,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: as we count down to back to school, Jay Junior
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: and Tommy are here with some back to school tips
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: for you. Let's go, guys. It is signed for back
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  Speaker 1: to school, which means parents, the closer it gets is
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: time to have fun with your kids to get him
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: back in the mood. Put back to school. All right. Now,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: you know it's summer, so summer time. But what you
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: need to do is dodd waking that butt up early. Okay,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: yeah up. The only thing I remember going back to
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: the school was my mother making me go to bed
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: at an eighth way before. Yeah, I use that step
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: two stepped too. Now we are a month at from school.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Go to bed, go to bed, go to bed. Who
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: who's been in? Who's been in? The fridgerator eating eat greens.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Who who's been doing that? Who's been eating? Let me
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: tell y'all something to this school, find the start. I
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: want everybody eating lunch of buzz around here from now,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: everybody eating lunch of morning, noon and night. You eat lunch.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Let me find out somebody else as and greens and
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I'm just let me find out. But all right, all right,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta stop turning stuff off early, like
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: the TV got to go off. You gotta get off
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: the computer. Ye rink, they can't play outside, will be
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: over to their friends house. Stop bringing it around six
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: six thirty, you know, shutting it down. He's got to
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: go down, Jack, You know what they shut down? Speaking
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: shutting down, Jake. We're talking about going back to school.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: It's time for kids and start going back to you know,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: remember I used to it just something. I remember this
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: old dimbrant right here. Mamber. You had a summer job
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: when your mama came down saying he can't work this long.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: You get ready go back to school. Cut these hours back.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I went from fifteen hours down to nine. Your little
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: summer money. Yeah, you had to go. Oh, it's back
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: to school. This is what you got to do. Walk
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: through the house and just start throwing out man problems
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: the whole time you're walking through the time five? What's
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: three times twelve? Yeah, what's the squire root of that?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You just gotta start throwing
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: somebody and just keeping my lef Yeah, nine time nine?
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: What what you better knowing when I get back in here.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: You better when I get back in here. Two trains.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I'm right on the back of that time and right
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: right when you like asking math questions? All right, what
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: we're doing now is doing little hints for the kids,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: you know, getting back in the mood to go back
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: to school. So all one asking math questions, you know,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: just throwing them at start leaving little notes around the
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: house today. School little they need to see that when
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: they opened the refrigerator, when they're going the closet, putting
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: on their shirts. So then no, when school start it's
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: getting close, stop plowing notes up all around the damn.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I like it. I like it. You have to because
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: we're going back to school. They need to notice because kids,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: they don't understand when you go rock school it changes.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: First of all, I love about my mother. I hated it,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: but I love that she did it. Take them tags
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: off your pants. I went to school with so many
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Taylor man, somebody had to remind me to take the
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: tax off your pants. You mean the purchase part for everything? Everybody?
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Now much of boclo call I had. I ain't take
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: nut dog. Oh oh, everything went from Marshall's. Okay, okay, yeah,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: tell me this is what the parents are. You know
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: you get your kids ready a little early. Let me
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: tell you what I want you to do today while
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I'm at work. I want a two hundred word and say,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: oh why Michelle Obama is the greatest thing in life.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: That's what I want. What I get back to this
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: house is ain't about five? Better be sitting up on
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: this kitchen counter, and I mean now it's time to
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: get ready for school. It's time to get ready to
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: go back to school. Hello A S D F J
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: K L Simmy, And I mean that Simmy, that's Sammy.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I'm loving love. You need to get yourself and make
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: the phone and spell out back to school and go
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: what that's found? What that spell back to schone? Damn it.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: If you ain't got one, get one and start using
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: it to wait the ass something all right, that's back
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: to school tips from the fellas Jake Junior and Tommy.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: All right. Shout out to we did this earlier as well.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Shout out to all our educators. Our teachers are administrative.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: We truly appreciate you. Here come, yeah, coming up. That's
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: it is the nephew in the building with today's prank
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: phone call. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: The subject my relationship is going up in smoke, and
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: not the kind of smoke you think. Uh huh. Right now,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: right now, it is the nephew here with today's prank
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us? Now? This one
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: right here gonna be a little different, you know what
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: I mean? The legendared the one in only Keith Switch Well,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I pranked the one and only, Happy but lated birthday.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Tell my brother, the one and only Keith. Yeah, happy birthday, Keith.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Keep hello, I'm trying to reach Manny. Is this Manny
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: not in the same Manny? Man this sweat? Who's this man? Hey?
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: This right here? Man? Uh wow? This is what Okay, Hey, uh,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: mister Keith, we got we got people down here. You're
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: supposed to be here at that record store, man, right
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: here on Harlman and we got people wrapped around the building.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to be here sign in these CDs, man,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: But it's been over all of these people have been
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: standing there waiting on y'all. Yo. Man, I don't know
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: nothing about no record store and h and number two.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about doing no signing. Man. Who
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: set this up? Man? I don't know. I mean the
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: name I was giving was Manny? Who was who was? Manny?
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Man is my road manager. But he don't set things up. Man.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: He's a road manager. He's not my manager. He just
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: handed my stuff on the road. But I was never
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: told I was supposed to be nowhere to do anything. Man.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, normally us somebody tell me me and them
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: have an understanding that I booked what I'm supposed to do.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: So I don't know nothing about this, my brother, Okay,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Well you know we gotta get this taken care of.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: We got people wrapped around the building. We got a
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: table here laid out, we got pins and everything for
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: you to sign these CDs. Man, we got a one
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: hundred people outside of the store. My brother, nobody told
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: me about no no signings or no nothing. Man. I
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: mean I don't know nothing about no signing for real. Okay,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Well are you hearing what I'm saying to you? Man?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: We got people outside the building waiting for you to
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: arrive to sign some CDs. Now what I'm supposed to
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: tell these people? I don't know what you're supposed to
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: tell them, man, I mean, you know, and it's kind
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: of like you're raising your voice. Dude, I don't. I
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: don't know. Further of all, I don't know even know
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: who you are calling me like this. I told you man,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I don't said not uh man? And you know, I
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: mean I don't even know who gave you my number.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying for I mean, I don't
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: handle all this information was on the fax machine. I
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: got this as a contact number. Man, he is the
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: person I'm supposed to be talking to, and missus, I
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: was supposed to arrive here at twelve noon. Now here
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: it is. It's it's one fifteen, one twenty man, and
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: you ain't here. And we got people wrapped around the building.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: We've been advertising this with the last two weeks. I
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: mean the album dropped down. I don't think you. I
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: mean no disrespect to you, but I don't think you're
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: hearing me. Man, I don't know nothing about a signing.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: If I knew about a signing or knew I had
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: a sign in session, I wouldn't have a people sitting
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: around or standing around like that. That's not what I do.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: But no one informed me that nothing like this was
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: going down today. You know what I'm saying. So you okay,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: But look, man, now that you realize people are here
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: waiting what you're gonna do what I'm supposed to tell them? Man,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: there's no where in the well I can get down
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: there and do a signing at this time late time,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: right now. Man, I mean, you need to get so
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: big and that you need to you need to get
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: try to try to get yourself down. You know, first
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: of all, I mean, you know, what did you just say, y'all?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I think you just called me I'm a name or something. Man.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: What did you just say to me? Man? No, no, no,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm saying you need to try and come
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: on down and sign and signed these CDs for these people. Man,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: these people are here, they're waiting in line. They've been
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: waiting over an hour on you. Now it's not gonna
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: work the day. Dude, we got your we got your
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: CD almost on every shower down. I'm feeling you, and
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I understand that. I understand what you're saying to me.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: But there's no way I can get down there. Man,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: we you just gonna have to reschedule this. So we're
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: gonna have to reschedule this. I apologize for the you know, misunderstanding,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: But bottom line is, I knew nothing about on hold
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: on a second, hold on, Miss Anderson. This is missus.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: What he's saying, he don't know anything about being I'm
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: telling him we got people all wrapped all around the building.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: He don't care. Yo, Yo, dude, I didn't say I
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: didn't care. I said it didn't and I could do.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't stead. I didn't say that. Man, don't put
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: words in my mouth, my brother. What do you want
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: me to be? All you gotta do is reschedule it
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: for another time. Man, that's what you don't know. Man.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to my boss. I'm trying to figure out
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: how to get we got people from to get mad man,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: because you're not here. Okay, you never man, he man,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: he needs his whoop. Man, He doesn't say, well, don't
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: know nothing about that. Man. I ain't got nothing to
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: do with that. Man. All I know is that nobody
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: told me about that. You know, our calm and he
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: and I who said, because I don't do things unless
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: I know where it's coming from. It, I ain't no
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: way you can get yours. You can get yourself down.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: You keep further of all, Man, You don't talk to
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: me like I'm your child. Man, No, you keep saying
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: there's no way I can get my You know you
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: back up on what you're saying. Due many Man, we're
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: having a problem. This is supposed to be one of
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: the biggest days of our record store. We got your
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: CD on every shelf, and you do just so calm
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: and collect it like it's not a problem with you.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: What I'm supposed to do? Man, When I didn't know
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: nothing about it, I understand there's a problem. There's a
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: problem because it makes me look like I'm a no show.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: But dude, I'm telling you again, I knew nothing about this. Man,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: old old, I want to second take all his damn
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: CDs off the shelf every lay yo, Yo, I don't
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Man. You losing your dark
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: mind right now. Man, I'm not trying to disrespect you, dude,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: but you're really losing your mind. Man. Now you're doing
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: something you ain't got no business though. Man, I said,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: reschedule a situation. Man, you know tomorrow to day. I
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: rescheduling when the album drops today? Okay, us, Well, there's
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: nothing I can do about this, dude. Nothing. Wait. Wait,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: sound like you're raising your voice that man, my voice, man,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: because you now now you disrespect me. You don't call
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: my phone going on like like like I'm somebody's child,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: like I'm your child, dude, and you don't talk to
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: me like that. Man. Come on, So you can't stop
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: what you're doing and bring your butt down here to
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: the record store so we can't be what I'm doing. No, no, no, no,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I can't stop what I'm doing. Man, what you're doing
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: right now, that's so important. You can't come man, It
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: ain't none of your business what I'm doing right now. Dude,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I'm saying I knew I knew nothing about this, man,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna keep going back and forth with you.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Like like like, I gotta explain to you why I can't.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I gotta start what I'm doing to come down here.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: I knew nothing about it. It's not my fault, dude.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: You need to take this up with somebody who schedule this,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: because I didn't schedule it. There's a right and a
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: wrong way to look right and a wrong way to
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: do somebody, mister Sweat O. Man, come on now, you
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: respecting my songs? Man, come on, man, Okay, no problems.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go out here and tell everybody in
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: the line. Mister Sweat don't want to come okay, and
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I'm taking all of the damn CDs off the shelf
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: because you don't want to stand up and be the
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: celebrity that you're supposed to be. Man, Okay, now you
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: know what, man, You do what you gotta do. Man,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: at this point, you do what you gotta do. Man.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: But who am I talking to anyway? That's right? He man,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: right right, I work here at the store. Okay, Well
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: I'll see you Rahim. You go ahead and do what
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: you get men do and I'll come and see you do.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: What what what you mean? You're gonna see me? What
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: that means? I see you. I'll see you. Y'all see you.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: That's what it means. I'll see you, okay, because because
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: the bottom line is, man, Tommy said you was gonna
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: come here. The one said you was gonna come sign
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Tommy Who now you rhein Tommy? Who the who the
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: hell is the Tommy Tommy man nephew taught me from
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harby Morning shelf. Swell, I got your boy, man.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: You know what man, y'all tripping boy for real? And
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: you you don't even understand what you giving me may
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: speak to dude. You're crazy boys. I mean you know, man,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: y'all don't have anything better do than from me. And
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: that's me. Man. I knew the album was dropping. Man,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I said, I'm getting in to day. You're good. Yeah,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm good man, boy, you crazy boy. Man,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Let me get off this phone. Man, y'all do it.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: You don't even understand sweat. Man, I had to get
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: you do look at it. You know, I know you
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: got your show, but you got to tell me what
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the morning, Steve Harvey Morne,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: it's your man? You know? Off my phone every time?
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Did I get Keith, keep timing something something just ain't
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: right there. You telling me, no, that's the stone they
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: were saying at the reception. Me, No, that's that's my man.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Keep sweat up, to keep sweating the sweat hotel. That's
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: my dude. Boy. Tell you that ain't the one. To
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: run up home now, Oh no, no, run up key,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: you get a song at the same time, right, that's right. Yeah,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: I used to work for Keith. Keith Keith ka All right,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you enough you, Happy birthday, Keith. Sweat up. Next,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: it is today's Strawberry Letter. Subject my relationship is going
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: up in smoke. We'll get into it right after this.
• 52:28
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• 52:33
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• 52:48
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• 52:52
  Speaker 1: and hold on tight. We got it for all you here.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Thank you, f you. Subject my
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: relationship is going up in smoke. Now listen carefully, because
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: this is not the kind of smoke you'd think it is,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: it says dear Stephen Shirley. My lady and I have
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: been dating for three years. We met at work. She's
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: a nurse and I am an administrator. We love working
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: together because we get to eat lunch together several days
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: a week. Back in June, we were headed to lunch
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: and I was dying to try this new barbecue food
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: truck that was parked in the courtyard of the hospital.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: You could smell that good hickory wood smoke smell from
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: a mile away. My girl was reluctant to eat there,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: but I begged her, so we went to order our food.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: As I was paying for the food, the cook threw
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: the food at me and looked at my girl with
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: the nastiest look on his face. I noticed my girl
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: didn't make eye contact with him, and she walked away quickly.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: We sat down and my girlfriend told me the cook
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: was her crazy ex and he owns the barbecue food truck.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: She told me that he's obsessed with her, but she
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: does not talk to him at all. Fast forward to
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: a few weeks ago, and my girl told me she
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: was going out with her girls. Well, afterwards, she came
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: to my house and when she got there, she smelled
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: like she had been barbecuing ribs all day. I immediately
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: thought she was with her ex, but I didn't say anything.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: A week after that, I went to my girl's house
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: after leaving the gym, and again she had that same
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: smokey barbecue smell in her clothes and hair. I was
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: ready to confront her this time, but I didn't want
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: to falsely accuse her of messing with her ex. This
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: is the best woman I've ever been with, and I
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: don't want to blow it with my suspicions. How do
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: you think I should handle it? I don't want this
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: to all blow up in smoke and I lose my
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: girl over it. Please help, Well, it's about to blow up. Okay,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: it's about to go down. It's about to blow up
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: in your face, all of that. I mean, really, come on, now,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: you know us up. You already know who smells like barbecue?
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Who just randomly smells like barbecue if they haven't been
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: by that they haven't been with, or if they haven't
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: been next to some what some barbecue? Come on, she's with, dude, Okay,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: that's the only way that you know, in the words
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: of Uncle Charlie Wilson, the onliest way she could be
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: smelling like this, you're afraid to say anything to her
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: about it. I mean, it's so obvious that she's been
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: with him. It's so obvious for whatever reason, she's been
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: with him, because no one just randomly smells like barbecue.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Come on, and they had that you know, little interaction
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: when you were up there paying for the food, when
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: he had the nasty look on his face and she
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: didn't want you to buy the barbecue. The I mean,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: it's all laid out for you right there. Their clues
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: all over the place. She smelled like she had been
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: barbecuing ribs all day. Do you know, how do you
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: know you've got to be in there If you're smelling
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: like you've been barbecuing ribs all day? All right? That
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: means you know, she didn't take a shower or anything.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: She was just with him. At least she could have
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: taken a shower before she came to see you. Yeah,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: you immediately thought it was her ex because that was
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: the truth. You didn't say anything, so you went and
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: then next time you went over her house. After the gym,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: she smelled like barbecue again, this time in her clothes
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: and her hair. How much more proof do you need
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: she's been with him? Come front her. Okay, this is
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: the deal. You don't want to falsely accuse her of
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: messing with her ex The proof is right there in
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: her clothes and in her hair. Okay, she's the best
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: woman that you've ever been with. You don't want to
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: blow it on your suspicions. All right, Well, sorry, she's
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: been with this other guy. All right, you got to
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: talk to her about this and tell her you know
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: what's up. And uh, you know, if she doesn't come clean,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to move on because she's been lying
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: all this time and the proof is in her clothing, hair.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: All right, Junior, surely, absolutely correct. I'll see how he
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: don't see this. If you see a truck with a
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: pit behind it, that's here, that's her. Man, Well, how
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: does you confused? I don't knowbody. I know if I've
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: been with women all the time, But if I smell
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: reals and it's at Wednesday, or if you smell like
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: chicken and it's on a Thursday but the oven ain't on,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: then you she probably going out with the barbecue man.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: We had this dude in Houston, right, just dude with
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: the buget. His name no lie, huh buoget bugety bugety
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: boote and man, that's his name and my la time,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: my life. I'm not too true. His line is just
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: the bucket, booget boot maid. That's his life. It was good,
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: it was done. But if I'm at the club and
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: all he didn't shut at the club, pull up by
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: to in the morning. You come at the club, it's
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: the bucketing, bucket and bucket and buy boot a. Man
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: here I sat. If I smell his boot a, yeah,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: I know your way it's been Yeah, they ain't no
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: where in the where where you get that smell from?
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Right where else? Wow? Is there barbecue perfume or I
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: don't know, it ain't going on a person? Yeah, So
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: what is he confused about? I know it's the best
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: one you've been with. Find somebody who don't like Bobby
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: or who doesn't like to lie. Guys that come on, Jake, Temmy,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: we know you barbecue all the time. So you got
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: a lot to say on this subject. I'm sure, Jay,
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: get us, get us started, and then we'll take a
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: break and come back. I just want to say, how
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: damn sell fish this guy is. And when we come back,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: I can break it all down. But he's being very,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: very selfish. I mean, he has reached the epitome of life.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: I mean I'm bringing back all right, we'll add part
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: two of the Strawberry Letter coming up at twenty three
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: after the hour, the subject my relationship is going up
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: in smoke. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steven Show, all right, come on, guys,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: let's recap this Strawberry letter. Yes, and then we'll get
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: to part two of your response, Jay, and we gotta
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: hear from the barbecuing nephew. Okay, yeah, all right, subject
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: my relationship is going up in smoke? Young man wrote
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: this letter. He and his lady have been dating for
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: three years. That met at work. She's a nurse, he's
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: an administrator. They love working together, having lunch together. Back
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: a couple of months ago, there was a food truck
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: parked in the courtyard of the hospital where they work.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: She's a nurse, like I said, and he's an administrator
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: and you could smell it. He says. You know, everybody
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: knows how good barbecue smels. Even if you're a vegan,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: you can't deny that. Anyway, they went up to the
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: truck to buy some barbecue, the barbecue that his girl
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: did not want to eat, mind you, So he noticed
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: that his girlfriend didn't make eye contact with the guy
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: the cook, and the cook gave her the nasties look. Ever,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: so he paid for the barbecue. The girlfriend finally confessed
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: that that was her crazy X who owned the barbecue truck.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: She told him a couple of lies. One was that
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: she was going out with her girls. She came back
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: smelling like all kinds of barbecue. Then he went to
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: the gym, went over her house. She smelled like barbecue
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: all with her clothes and her hair and everything. She's
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: telling him she's not seeing him. He doesn't want to
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: accuse her because she's the best woman he's ever had.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: He doesn't want it to blow up in his face
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: with all of his suspicions. He's got the proof, So
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: there it is. Come on, Jay, so you were saying,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: he felt, okay, real quick, can everybody think about the
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: best barbecue that they know, just real quick, we all
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: got one best barbecue? Can you also think about the
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: best person in your life that you found your mate love?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: This is it? Can you think about that too? Yes
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: you can. Now here's a man that God has given
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: to him both of these things, the best damn barbecue
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: and a good damn woman. Do you know how hard
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: it is to find all of these things in life?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: A good woman and good barbecue? And you want to
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: mess it up by confronting people? You want to confront
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: people and give up good ass barbecue and a good
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: ass damn woman. Fool, count your blessing. God gave you
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: this for a reason. He wouldn't have put us on
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: you had not you been able to deal with us.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: He gave you a good woman, and he knows you
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: like barbecue, so he gave you good ass barbecue. So
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: what if the barbecue man is with you? Woman? Do
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: give the damn Do you want to lose the barbecue?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Do you want to lose? Just wanted to? But what's
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: about to happen? What's about to happen? Mark my words,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: You're about to lose both of them. You're about to
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: lose your good ass woman and some good ass barbecue,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: some real delicious I mean sauce all on your clothes,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: good ass barbecue, and you're about to lose a good woman,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: lady dude is sit down and shut up and count
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: your damn blessing God has blessed you. Son. Shut up. Okay,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: now I would be a good time to let everybody
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: know that you're still a vegan, by the way, but
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: a good barbecue. It is good barbecue, all right, come
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: on the barbecure in the in the group today. But
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: let me say something. You know. I know I'm supposed
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: to help him and everything. I really don't care about
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: helping him. I want to know where this man is
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: barbecue on for Labor Day weekend. That's what I want
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: to know. I don't care about what you're going through.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: You need to just suck get up. Don't abody to
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: break up with a barbecue man in the summer time.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: We'll do that. Who do that? And you can't go
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: over there saying nothing either. Mess it up for the
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: people at the hospital. Now they ain't got the food
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: truck nor because you didn't messed it all up. Sit
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: your hands down and get a plate and be quiet,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: and let me ask you something. When you smelling, what
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: is you smelling? Is it hickory? Is it Mosquite? Is
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: it that grid oak? Is? What? What exactly do you
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: think you? How can I get you to send time
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: in a plate? That's all I realized. Man, when you
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: when you smell hard, do you think you smell that
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: rub in there? I really would like no kind of
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: rub he putting on his rib? What smelling? You know
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? When he gets through with hood? But
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: do you think y'all could possibly send me a Boston? But? Oh?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: I was like, excuse me. I mean, this is the
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: kind of person that you know. They got them wings
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: that just break away. I'm tellingbout when you stick that
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: flat part in your mouth, I got the two bones
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: in your head and ain't no meat left. That's what
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. I'm talking about that. I'm talking about
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: some nice lace and shi. Do you smell that when
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: you smell it her? Wow? Do you smell it? Yeah?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Your woman is delicious. Your woman is brisket delicious. Ain't
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: nothing like a fine brisket woman with some sauce. Yeah, Radio,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: we smell like radio. I don't know. I didn't know
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: what radio smell like. Do we started working, But we
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: smell like radio. The man, she could be dating the
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: garbage man, and then that's a whole different He's so ungrateful. Ja.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: You know the zookeeper. You know he smell. Does the
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: fact escape you guys that she is messing around with
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: her ex? It's all in the sa I think he
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: just if he has pass Yeah. Yeah, he's the only
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: one that don't know what's going on right right? And
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: he does know, he really does. How can you? Maybe
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: your links ain't as good as his links? Hello? Hello,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: maybe your links ain't as good as his links? All right? Well? Um, yeah,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: you set a mouthful right there, sir. You can email
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: us your Instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: at Steve Harvey FM, or you can check out the
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. Baby coming up at forty
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: six after the hour, tell me something good, some good
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: news from Philly. Oh, Tommy, you're going there real soon.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: morning show all right, time now for tell me something good? Uh.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: You know, we hear a lot of bad news these days.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: We absolutely do not enough good news. But here is
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: some good news from w DASFM one oh five point
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: three in Philly. Yeah, the city of brotherly Love has
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: its own friendly neighborhood spider man. You guys hear about this.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: It was a West Philadelphia resident was caught on camera
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: scaling up and then back down the side of a
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: nineteen story building in an attempt to save his bedritten
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: mother from a fire. I love the story. His name
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: is Jermaine. He jumped into action after receiving a call
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: from his sister that their mother's high rise building was
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: on fire. Since the police had the residence blocked off,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: Jermaine grabbed a pair of wire cutters and courageously began
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: climbing up the fenced in balconies. Now picture that in
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: your mind. That is not easy to do. After scaling, Yeah,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: after scaling fifteen stories to reach his mother's floor, his
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: mom let him know that she was okay and that
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: the fire was contained. Jermaine then climbed right back down. Mama,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: good baby. Ain't nothing over here, baby, and listen, there's
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: more to this story. It's it's even more special than that.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Earlier in the day, Jermaine had fallen and cracked his
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: hip on a set of stairs. So his heroic effort
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: was fueled by love and adrenaline. So he's our hero today,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: hip and scale fifteen floors. Yes, and the world caught
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: it all on camera. I saw it, yeah, but didn't
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: know what I was looking right, Yeah, Spider Man, what
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: you do for your In the words of nephew Tommy,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: come on, Tommy, my mama, dogs, my, mama, my mama,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna climb this building from I went up there.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: I'm up there for my mama's right. Yeah, right, that's right.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: That's one hip, all right, jumped down to three. You
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: know I got this bad hip. What's the brother's name again?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Big up? Go ahead, go ahead, brother, Yeah, that's just
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: I know. So for more good news, guys, go to
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey f M. Now coming up at the top
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: of the hour, we'll do a little comedy roulette for
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: you right after that. All right, you're listening to Steve
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time now for comedy
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: roulette and let's go cha. Please set it up here.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: How we do it. You take for a subject, put
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: him on the wheel, spun the wheel, which that we
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: can do it and make it funny. Why because Junior
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: is a comedian, Timmy is a comedian, and I am
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: a comedian. Oh yeah, spun it all right, here we go.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Things you say people who know that they need to
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: whip those bad kids behind. Okay, they have some bad kids.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: They need whippings. Okay, okay, here's another one. Stupid things
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: people say about the heat. It's been a heat wave
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: all across the country. Yes, stupid things people say about
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: the heat. Uh. Things you say when your neighbors have
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: a party but don't invite you. I like that. All right.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Here's the last one. Things black and white people say
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: in support of Donald Trump. I wish it was yeah, not,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: but just came back from things. Yeah we did. It's
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: all about that heat wave. Baby. Stupid thing people say
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: about the heat. Let's go junior siding Jake. All right,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: see what these people saying about the heat. I'm hot?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: You hot? Oh my god, my mother used to say
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: that bathim you. Yeah, everybody hot him? Heat wave hot? Baby,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: you know it's hot. It's the sun, that's what it is.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: Oh lord, it's so hot. It's so it's so hot.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: The devil said Jesus, tripping the thing. I can't do it.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Crazy things people say, stupid things. Do what the people
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: saying about the heat. This is the same thing. Hey, hey, hey,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: I might take my drows off. I've never heard of
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: people can't. They can't keep down. I take my drows
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: it's so hot. I'm about to take my throat. I
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: don't care who see me. Yeah, here's the stupid things
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: people say about the heat. You know, it's not that
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: hot inside with the air condition. Get out. It's hot.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: That's that hot noise? I heard that so hot. I'm
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: about to take my drums off and fan myself. That
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: was in juniors. Resa know this is what happens and
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: fan yourself with your Oh yeah, yeah, I remember. I
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: mean my granddad for you, Brad. He said, listen, it's
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: so hot here. I'm about to be sitting on this porch.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Just my boots. That's it. I put the boots on,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: sitting right here on this poch. That was it. It's hot.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: It's hot. I don't ever remember being this hot. I
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: don't remember it being this hot, But what the hell
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: that make difference. I'm gona tell me stupid things people
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: say about the heat. Yeah, it's so hot. I'm gonna
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: get in an open and just hold my ass out
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: to wind. Go fit it, Go fit it. I need
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: that out right there. Tluid things. He will say, what
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: like you ain't got no air condition in your court?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: And you see a yellow light, they get the custom
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: this them like bed not turned red? It's bed not
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: it be not turn red. I need this as obern
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: this light. I'm right, it is so hot. I'm gonna
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: fill my draps with ice cube three times today segment. Yeah,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: stupid things people say about the heat. Hurry, it's so hot. Yeah,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. You don't want to
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: get to do it? All right? Thank you? That was
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: really stupid, stupid things people say about the heat. We'll
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: More foolishness coming up in twenty minutes after the hour.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: All right, Tommy, this trending story from our Tampa station
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: ninety five seven to beat in Tampa. So I mean
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Saria's story, you guys, hear about these eight people that
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: were injured on Sunday when lightning struck Clearwater Beach, Florida.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: One man, they say, is in critical condition after being
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: hit directly and suffering cardiac arrest The strike occurred about
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: ten minutes after lifeguard left their stands and told beach
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: goers to get off the sand immediately. Clearwater. If you
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: don't know where that is is on the Gulf Coast northwest,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: just northwest of Tampa. Tommy, I know you're really scared
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: of lightning. Um, yeah, steel to this day. Yeah, I
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: just worked for Yeah, that really is scary. You did
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: shut up somewhere, you sit down? Done working for Walmart?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: Oh wow? Oh yeah I just left now yeah wow. Yeah.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: But when they once it's lightning in in in in Tampa,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: there's a whole light show. It did it. It does
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: not stop. You need to sit down when it stood. Yeah,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: you Tommy and my mom the two adults that were
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: My mom was seriously afraid of thunder and lightning. She
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: would sit in her closet in there by herself, all
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: the lights cut off. It didn't have any windows. She'd
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: just be in her closet. Y'all cut that TV off there?
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, is that what? Yeah? Yeah, I don't
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: know what we're talking. Yeah yeah yeah. And then they'll
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: start singing to heel oh yeah for a humming yeah
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: I remember humming. Yeah, So our prayers and blessings go
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: out to the people in clear Water for sure, for
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: a speedy recovery. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this at thirty three after the
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: hour you're listening to show. All right, guys, So in
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: today's entertainment news, the parents of picky eaters can really
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: relate to the lengths that Megan thee Stallion had to
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: go to to get Chance the Rapper to eat some greens.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Even though that's when I say greens, I mean all
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: vegetables will pay, especially broccoli. But even though Chance the
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Rapper things said veggie's taste gross, he agreed to a
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: bet with Meg. Now, Meg is from Houston. She's a
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: hot girl, one of those Houston hot girls right right right,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: So if Megan sent her verse in on time, then
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Chance the Rapper would have to dine on some broccoli.
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  Speaker 1: Now on Instagram video proves that Meg came through on
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  Speaker 1: her promise and forced Chance to hold up his end
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  Speaker 1: of the deal. In the clip, which she describes as
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  Speaker 1: rare footage, he reluctantly takes a bite of some takeout broccoli.
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  Speaker 1: He manages to sumach it, but the look on his
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  Speaker 1: face makes it clear that one bite wasn't enough to
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  Speaker 1: turn him into a veggie lover. So guys, let's discuss
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  Speaker 1: quickly which vegetable, uh do you hate to eat? Or
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  Speaker 1: which vegetable? I mean? At first of all, have y'all
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  Speaker 1: seen Megan before? Yes, yes, she is a stallione. Right
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  Speaker 1: lay anything Megan want me to do? And I don't
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  Speaker 1: like squash. But if Megan bringing this play a squawks
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  Speaker 1: up in him. Cut up with this squash, okay, and
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  Speaker 1: you are merry. I just want to throw that into Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he said, with squash. What me being Mary got to
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  Speaker 1: do with squad? Well, what you need to do is
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  Speaker 1: squash them jokes all right, Team Tommy up. Tell you
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  Speaker 1: the only vegetable because my mom we ate so much
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  Speaker 1: of it when I was going was turn of greens
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  Speaker 1: and turn of bottle. We ate, you know, being from
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  Speaker 1: the country. Oh my god, to this day, I can't
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  Speaker 1: take it. And beats, okay, I'm with you on the beat,
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  Speaker 1: Carla can attest to this. I freaking hate beats. I
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  Speaker 1: hate everything about beats. I hate beats. I hated you
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  Speaker 1: beat it what you like? And I do not like
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  Speaker 1: broccoli asparagus. I like color blowers. I like y um
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  Speaker 1: call it greens um. But but Jake that aspar because
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of different. It's not a friendly vegetable something else. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you think you're sick after you eat some when you
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  Speaker 1: eat I mean aspar Yeah. Yeah. Think about beats, you know,
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  Speaker 1: think about beats. You have to remember you eight beats?
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  Speaker 1: Yes you are you go oh oh on something happening.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it was the beat you go. Yeah. Yeah. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back with the final break of the day
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  Speaker 1: and we'll go around the room and Jail have his
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  Speaker 1: what have you learned? Today's segment that's coming up at
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  Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after the hour, and that's right after
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  Speaker 1: this you're listening to show. All right, here we are,
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day. It's been a good day
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  Speaker 1: this Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, it's a good day. We let's
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  Speaker 1: see we we talked about earlier. We talked about back
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  Speaker 1: to school. We had given back to school. Yea. We
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  Speaker 1: learned that chance the wrapper does not like vegetables. We
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  Speaker 1: learned all especially Roccley. He didn't like Broccoley. We like.
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  Speaker 1: We learned who like who don't life Brockway. So what
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  Speaker 1: we like to do? What we've been doing lately. At
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  Speaker 1: the end of the Steve Harpy more on the show.
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  Speaker 1: He's been going around the room because it's all about learning.
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  Speaker 1: If you listen to this whole show and you didn't
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  Speaker 1: learn a damn thing, you ain't been listening right. So yes,
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  Speaker 1: what did you learn today? Well, you know, we did
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  Speaker 1: talk about back to school Jay when we first started off.
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  Speaker 1: It is about that time. Get ready. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: schools start next month, and I just wanted to reiterate
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  Speaker 1: we talked about it earlier. I think Carlo you brought
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  Speaker 1: it up. Let's show love to our teachers. They have,
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  Speaker 1: you know, one of the hardest jobs in the world.
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  Speaker 1: They're underpaid, their overworked. Growthily. Yeah, they take take care
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  Speaker 1: of kids that are not their own, but they do
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  Speaker 1: it with class and dignity and patience, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: a lot of times they go into their own pockets
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  Speaker 1: to buy supplies and things like that. You know. Please,
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  Speaker 1: let's you know, this school year, let's give the teachers
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  Speaker 1: and the administrators and our educators their respect and the
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  Speaker 1: love that they deserved on students that they deserve and students.
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  Speaker 1: We can do that. We can do that. Yeah, parents
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  Speaker 1: and all of that let's work together. You know, we
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  Speaker 1: say it all the time, but let's you know, try
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  Speaker 1: to do something. Yeah, and let's do this here because
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  Speaker 1: I noticed it happened uh Madison High School in Houston,
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  Speaker 1: Texas that jumped off this past this past school year
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  Speaker 1: of parents not coming to the school dressed appropriate. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so put puts put the right clothes on them.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna go visit a teacher. You're gonna go pick
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  Speaker 1: up your kid and put the right clothes on and
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  Speaker 1: look right. And don't embarrass your kids. Come on, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they get a lot of flack and stuff from the
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  Speaker 1: other students. Yeah, don't do that. Don't meet the mama
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  Speaker 1: the dad that embarrasses the child. Yeah. Yeah, it's hard enough,
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  Speaker 1: you know, fear pressure and all of that. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: we can all work together and you know, make something
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  Speaker 1: good come out of these situations. Color what you learned today?
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  Speaker 1: I like that, Shirley. Let me add to that too.
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  Speaker 1: You know what with the teachers and the educators as
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  Speaker 1: we prepare and countdown to back to school, if you
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  Speaker 1: can help these teachers with resources and supplies that they
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  Speaker 1: need for the classroom, because a lot of times they
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  Speaker 1: buy things on their own out of their own pocket.
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  Speaker 1: And just like Shirley said, you know they are so underpaid.
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  Speaker 1: Please help because we get letters as parents, the teachers,
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  Speaker 1: they'll say, hey, if you can, you know, we need
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  Speaker 1: some glue for the classroom. We need hand sanitizer, we
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  Speaker 1: need tissue. You know, help out if you can, if
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  Speaker 1: you can afford it in your budget. Look out for
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  Speaker 1: the kids and for the babies. Public school, private schools,
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  Speaker 1: that don't matter. These are children our future. Let's all
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: work together and take care of each other. What you
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: learned today, Well today, jest with the only thing I
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: learned today is that the barbecue man is not to
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: be messed with. I think barbecue people they gotta go Decca,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: he gotta pit. Don't mean that's it. He been. And
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that you can't see the science. But
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: is I to give it? I learned that today? I learned. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't tell me what you learned today? Well, Jay,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: you know I'm getting ready to go to Philadelphia, and
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: you know, ain't no sensing me going down there and
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  Speaker 1: not meeting Spider Man. You know, when I get down that, Jermaine,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: First of all, I want to get Jermaine a big
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: shout out. This is the brother that scaled the scaled
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  Speaker 1: up this building fifteen floors and get to his mama
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  Speaker 1: with a with a messed up hill. I ain't mad
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  Speaker 1: at your brother. You are you you. I take my
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  Speaker 1: hat off to you. So you one of my heroes.
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  Speaker 1: You are the one and only Spider Man that I
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: am wanting to meet. So hopefully when I come down
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: in August a second for the Capricorn Clay, I will
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  Speaker 1: meet Spider Man. Don't wear the red and blue, just
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: wear red and white. You understand what I'm saying. Crimson
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: and cream, baby Crimson, and big up to jer Man.
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  Speaker 1: Yea spider Man. All right. Here, here's what I learned
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: today from being up pipending the steve I wanted. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we always talk about the educators, and they do a
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  Speaker 1: great job. But parents, when grandma and auntie and uncle
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  Speaker 1: and granddadd and cousin send a little something, send a
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  Speaker 1: gift to help back to school, don't forget to say
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  Speaker 1: thank you. It means so much to pick up the
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: phone and say we got them shirts you sent us,
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  Speaker 1: We got that little bit of my night. It's only
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: gonna be five dollars. But don't worry about they trying
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  Speaker 1: to help out. All right, Y'll just pick up the
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  Speaker 1: phone and say thank you to them because they're trying
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  Speaker 1: to help, all right, Parents, grandparents don't like to be
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  Speaker 1: left out. If I send you eight damn shirts, I
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  Speaker 1: want to thank you in the mail. Okay, I want
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  Speaker 1: to handwritten notes and thank you Grandpa for the eight
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  Speaker 1: shirts you sent me the Spider Man shirt. Uh, say
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  Speaker 1: thank you, teach curiously. That's how we were raised, though,
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  Speaker 1: That's how we were raised. When we got something, man,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: we always sit there, thank you what you're talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god? And you know what, they don't even
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: you don't even get a chance to do it about yourself.
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  Speaker 1: What you're supposed to say? Sending your ass back down
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: and just go back down. Then tell miss Jackson thank you.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. What is you're supposed to say when someone
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  Speaker 1: somebody to give you something. Look at me what I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking to you, don't look at me. Don't look in
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  Speaker 1: my mind when I'm talking. Tell her thank you, not
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  Speaker 1: not not what the attitude. Take the attitude out and
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  Speaker 1: to say thank you. Yeah, we had to have manners
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: or ela, that's right, get your lipping. I know that.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: I know you're gonna get your lipping because you know what,
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: it takes a village, period, period. It takes a village.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: And back then, you know, our families and neighbors and
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: grandparents and all that, they knew that, and still today's
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: it still takes a village. And you know what's wrong.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: Trump didn't have no village. That's what's wrong with him now,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: image idiot. So how about they couldn't even get into
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: village people? Y m c A. All right, On that note, Junior,
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