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Day 1, Push Ups, Argument Starting, Negative Thoughts and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all at all.
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  Speaker 4: So given them.
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  Speaker 5: Black the milon bus busy.
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  Speaker 3: Listen to me, I don't joy, Yeah, Joy.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta do that. You turn, you.
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  Speaker 3: Got turn.
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  Speaker 2: I got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out,
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  Speaker 3: turn the water then up.
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  Speaker 6: Come.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, you'll think, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 4: You'll listen to the voice. Come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 4: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't god good man?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, really, hey, you know what today I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: try something different, and it's amazing. I'm gonna try something
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  Speaker 4: different because that's kind of what we're gonna talk about
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  Speaker 4: this morning. Do something different this year. Look, if what
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  Speaker 4: you've been doing has just gotten you to this point
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  Speaker 4: and you are not content with the point you are at,
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  Speaker 4: then we need to make an adjustment. I mean, don't
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  Speaker 4: that seem like the common sense thing to do? It
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  Speaker 4: does to me. Let's just do something different this year.
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  Speaker 4: Make a commitment. I'm gonna do something different. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: put forth a little bit more effort. I'm gonna quit trying.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna do it this year. You know, sometimes that
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  Speaker 4: simple change of attitude is enough. Instead of trying, I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna do it. And it's just as.
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  Speaker 2: Simple as that.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes, just remove certain words out the way, stop trying
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  Speaker 4: to do something. You know, I decided this year, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't gonna try to be a better person this year.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna go about the business of being a
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  Speaker 4: better person this year and see how that works. You know,
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  Speaker 4: because like I've said a thousand times, so if you
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  Speaker 4: keep doing what you been doing, you gonna keep getting
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  Speaker 4: what you been getting.
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  Speaker 2: It.
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  Speaker 4: Don't change it, don't change unless you change it. But
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  Speaker 4: you have the power to change it. The power of
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  Speaker 4: decision is in your hands. Decide to do the do
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  Speaker 4: something different, make a commitment, say you know what, this year,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna do the right thing. Now, let me warn you.
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  Speaker 4: When you decide to do the right thing, understand, here
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  Speaker 4: come the haters. What they not gonna let you do
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  Speaker 4: is make a conscious decision to be a better person
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  Speaker 4: without something to be said. Come on, now, you think
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  Speaker 4: the devil just gonna let you all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 4: you gonna you're gonna be better when he needed to
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  Speaker 4: keep you on the wrong side of the track. You're
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  Speaker 4: gonna go on the other side, so he come to haters. Now,
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  Speaker 4: now let me tell you what's gonna happen, because I'm
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  Speaker 4: speaking from experience. This is what I know, and all
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  Speaker 4: all of you out there know this to be true
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  Speaker 4: because all I'm doing right now, we just having to
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  Speaker 4: remind the conversation. When you decide to do the right thing,
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  Speaker 4: it's going to be unpopular with some people. Some people
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  Speaker 4: ain't gonna like your decision because now your decision to
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  Speaker 4: start getting to work on time, or your decision to
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  Speaker 4: finally go home and be the man you're supposed to be,
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  Speaker 4: or your decision to finally go on to take care
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  Speaker 4: of your kids in spite of it all, or your
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  Speaker 4: decision to man, I'm gonna come in here, man and
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  Speaker 4: start loving my girl the way she deserved to be loved,
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  Speaker 4: and all this here, Okay, Now that's gonna put somebody
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  Speaker 4: on the out looking in. You do understand that when
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  Speaker 4: you decide to come to work on time every day,
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  Speaker 4: your homie over there that's been coming in late with you,
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  Speaker 4: now all of a sudden, you got you got. You
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  Speaker 4: don't put a spotlight on him. Now, all of a sudden, Man,
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  Speaker 4: you ain't coming in late with me no more.
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  Speaker 2: Man. Now they looking at me like I'm crazy by myself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, man.
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  Speaker 4: Because when you decide to do the right thing, it's
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  Speaker 4: it becomes unpopular to some people. When you decide to
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  Speaker 4: do the right thing. From ex, they gonna talk about you.
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  Speaker 4: Look at him now and now he gonna go home.
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  Speaker 4: Now he know he been out here in the streets,
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  Speaker 4: so he gonna try to go home and see his wife.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah man, yeah, yeah, you just made that decision. But
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  Speaker 4: they gonna talk about you.
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  Speaker 2: Now. Guess what. The girl that you've been going over
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  Speaker 2: to see, she gonna talk about you.
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  Speaker 4: You ain't this, You ain't nothing. Because now you're going home.
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  Speaker 4: Your boy's gonna talk about you. Because you're going home,
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  Speaker 4: and you're gonna get some flat When you do the
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  Speaker 4: right thing, here comes somebody ain't gonna like it. Somebody
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  Speaker 4: wants you to stay wrong, misery love company. When you
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  Speaker 4: make the decision to do the right thing, somebody is
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  Speaker 4: gonna call you a hypocrite because you know what they
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  Speaker 4: gonna do. They gonna point out the way you were
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  Speaker 4: in the past versus the way you decided to be
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  Speaker 4: brand new how you all of a sudden claiming this
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  Speaker 4: one I saw you doing that. Please understand, when you
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  Speaker 4: make the decision to do the right thing, here they
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  Speaker 4: come you a hypocrite. You think they don't call me that?
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  Speaker 4: They called me that.
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  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey, he fake, I hear. Man.
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  Speaker 4: Look on Twitter, you try to tweet people positive stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Here come a tweet you fake your family and all that.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't say my family was, man, I'm just trying
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  Speaker 4: to give out some positive encouragement, you know. But here
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  Speaker 4: it come you a hypocrite. I remember when you was
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  Speaker 4: out on the tour with the Kings of Comedy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: me too, I remember that too, But I ain't out
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  Speaker 4: on tour with them no more. We that all changed. Hello,
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  Speaker 4: So now what you want me to do? You wanna
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  Speaker 4: keep living up to what you saw me as what
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  Speaker 4: I was? And I can't get no credit with you
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  Speaker 4: for what I'm trying to be. Now that's that. Now
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  Speaker 4: you're gonna be a hypocrite, you fake? Nah, man, you
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  Speaker 4: ain't fake. You just have made the decision to be
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  Speaker 4: a better person, that's all. And now because you ain't
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  Speaker 4: the person you was, the person they knew. Now they
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  Speaker 4: see the new you. Now you're a hypocrite. You ain't
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  Speaker 4: a hypocrite.
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  Speaker 2: You just change it.
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  Speaker 4: Don't let them hate to shake you. Man, go own
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  Speaker 4: about your business. When they talking about you. Look at
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  Speaker 4: him now, gonna try to go home. He been with
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  Speaker 4: me all this time. Hey man, just go home. Oh
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  Speaker 4: he gonna try to go home now, Man, he know
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  Speaker 4: Friday nights. Man, we done told our girls just where
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  Speaker 4: we're at. Now he's showing up at the house because
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  Speaker 4: he don't want to come on player, Hey man, just
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  Speaker 4: go home. It's gonna be unpopular. You're gonna get talked about.
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  Speaker 4: They gonna say you're a hypocrite. But do the right thing.
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  Speaker 4: God will bless you for that. That's something in Proverbs
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  Speaker 4: that says, if you honor God, if you do the
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  Speaker 4: right thing, if you seek him out, God will cause
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  Speaker 4: his blessings to chase you down. Do you understand me
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  Speaker 4: what that means? Can you imagine what would happen in
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  Speaker 4: your life if God were to take some blessings and
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  Speaker 4: chase you down with him. Do you know that there's
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  Speaker 4: no hiding from him in your deepest, darkest secret. He
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  Speaker 4: know about the stuff that you done kept out the
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  Speaker 4: light from everybody else. He know about all of that.
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  Speaker 4: So now if he has got some blessings that he
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  Speaker 4: gonna chase you down with, you can't even escape him.
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  Speaker 2: You look up and here come another one. That go,
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  Speaker 2: another one, Here he go again. Man.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I'm trying to get my life to because
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  Speaker 4: at the end, man, what I do not want, Man,
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  Speaker 4: And not even at the end, I just don't want
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  Speaker 4: now God to have all these boxes up in heaven,
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  Speaker 4: these blessings with my name on them, and I don't
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  Speaker 4: get them sent to me because I'm down here clowning
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  Speaker 4: so hard. He can't even ship blessings to me. Because
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  Speaker 4: I'm just so dead wrong that I'm blocking the blessings man,
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  Speaker 4: that God got for me. I would rather do the
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  Speaker 4: best I can do and be the best I can be,
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  Speaker 4: make some mistakes, ask for forgiveness, and get on up
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  Speaker 4: and see what God got for me.
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  Speaker 2: And remember, Donny McClurkin got a song out.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 4: We ain't got time to play it now because I
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  Speaker 4: donet talked too long, But you know that's where I
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  Speaker 4: am right now. The song and it's one of my favorite.
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  Speaker 4: When Donnie wrote We Fall Down, do you know I
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  Speaker 4: knew him when he.
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  Speaker 2: Wrote the song. I thought he had wrote the song
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  Speaker 2: for me.
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  Speaker 4: I really did, because it came out after a conversation
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  Speaker 4: we was having, and I thought he had wrote the
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  Speaker 4: song for me because it's so appropriate to my life.
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  Speaker 4: And I bet you it's appropriate to your life because
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  Speaker 4: you see, guess what, We fall down, but we get up.
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  Speaker 4: He has a line in the song that says, a
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  Speaker 4: saint is just a sinner who fell down, but he
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  Speaker 4: didn't stay there. That's the deal, y'all. Look, you gonna
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  Speaker 4: make some mistakes. Just don't stay there. Just get up, man,
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  Speaker 4: and walk straight again. Then while you're walking straight and
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  Speaker 4: right and trying to be righteous, you're gonna fall.
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  Speaker 2: Get up. Don't stay there and get back on the
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  Speaker 2: straight and the righteous.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna fall a bunch of times. Just don't stay there.
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  Speaker 4: Just get up, man. That's the only difference between a
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  Speaker 4: saint and a sinner. Now they the same people, man. Actually,
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  Speaker 4: that's what the revealing news is. Saints is really sinners.
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  Speaker 4: They're the same people. They just keep getting up, that's all. Man.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening morning show, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
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  Speaker 8: monkey trainers, bus drivers, meet the guards.
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  Speaker 4: You know them people that go by and watch the
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  Speaker 4: meet them, not on on car. I don't like the
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  Speaker 4: words meet the maid because you probably get in trouble
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  Speaker 4: for that.
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  Speaker 2: Now meet the people.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know what to say?
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  Speaker 2: No more?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the milkman, I can't say that no more either. Milk, milk, people,
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  Speaker 4: mail people, all of it. Welcome to the Steve Hall
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  Speaker 4: Morning Show. It's about to go down. Gratitude is the
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  Speaker 4: attitude today that affects the altitude along the way. Got
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  Speaker 4: a big day in store today for us all. I'm
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  Speaker 4: grateful to be here, grateful to be a part of it.
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  Speaker 4: In spite of everything, I'm still shining. Come on, yeah, yeah, Junior,
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  Speaker 4: what's something?
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  Speaker 2: Hold on? What am I doing?
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  Speaker 4: Shirley Strawberry Corlin for rell Mouth of the South, Junior,
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  Speaker 4: the legend of Nephew, Tommy and myself.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, r what's on your mind today?
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  Speaker 9: Let me ask you this, un you know, inspiration, Uncle,
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  Speaker 9: for inspiration for you? Because you inspired a lot of
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  Speaker 9: people already. What do you get your inspiration from? Who
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  Speaker 9: do you turn to? Who do you look at? What
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  Speaker 9: are some of the things you said?
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  Speaker 4: Well, Tommy seems to think it's him in a way,
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 1: Really he's correct.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah what not?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Shirley right there, see you trying to start these rocks?
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  Speaker 4: She just said, she she just said, what I have
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  Speaker 4: to be. I'm not even I'm not even gonna go down,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm not gonna fall into that trap.
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  Speaker 2: Because what he has accomplished.
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  Speaker 4: On the rich hell has been a major earthquake level
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  Speaker 4: accomplishment in his life and career. The biggest accomplishment was
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  Speaker 4: nobody in the family thought he was gonna be a
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  Speaker 4: damn thing, overcoming all odds.
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  Speaker 2: Winning. When he said it wasn't gonna get warm.
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  Speaker 4: Then what they said, it wasn't gonna ever be Come
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  Speaker 4: on now going for they dare he not attempt to go.
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  Speaker 4: The first time I was amazed was when his little
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  Speaker 4: stupid ass got into college.
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  Speaker 2: He actually just got out.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't on scholarship or nothing, just actually got in
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  Speaker 4: on grade.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Of course I had gone to college also, but.
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  Speaker 4: It was in a special Cleveland scholarship program where they
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  Speaker 4: was trying to get more blacks to come to Kent State.
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  Speaker 2: Then I went on in. You got presidents.
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  Speaker 4: To graduate, you needed one hundred and twenty five credits.
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  Speaker 4: At the end of my third year, I had eighteen credits.
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  Speaker 1: All right, listen, coming up at.
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  Speaker 6: You.
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  Speaker 2: You got to be in state three years with eighteen credits.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Happy Monday, Happy Monday everyone, Wow, and what
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  Speaker 1: a great Monday. Hopefully it will be and it can
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  Speaker 1: be if we want it to be, right, Steve.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, it's all of what you expect.
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  Speaker 4: When you control your attitude, you control your altitude. That's
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  Speaker 4: just a true statement, folks. I love it. And I'm
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  Speaker 4: in control of mind too.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 4: You can get me off balanced just for a minute,
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  Speaker 4: but I collect myself real quick.
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  Speaker 10: I'm back.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Towards the light.
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  Speaker 11: Walk toward the light.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And the best way to walk towards light is quit
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  Speaker 4: paying attention to people to keep coming out the dog.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's the best way to do it.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, look, if somebody is spreading darkness, don't walk
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  Speaker 4: that direction.
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  Speaker 1: Those haters, those negative people, that bad energy, stay away
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  Speaker 1: from it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, light is the other way.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do that today.
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  Speaker 2: Walk towards the light.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, let's see how long?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Cool?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well we know who ain't.
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  Speaker 4: Gonna last year. Well let's go. Let's just see how
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  Speaker 4: long the light I'm walking.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you, I tell you, I tell whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody if somebody looked like they ain't gonna like they
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  Speaker 4: walking towards the lightness, pointed out, okay, because we see
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  Speaker 4: somebody going down a dog path, pointed out.
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  Speaker 13: All right, okay, okay, first.
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  Speaker 2: Dog statement, pointed.
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  Speaker 1: Out, it's so good the clean slate. We're starting with
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  Speaker 1: the clean slates. Man, Okay, you're starting off. That's not
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  Speaker 1: how you start off now already, right, pointed out Steve.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, clean slate.
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  Speaker 6: Okay about now, you ain't gonna make it.
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  Speaker 1: This is not social media. This is real life right here,
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  Speaker 1: this is y'all. Go ahead on right here.
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  Speaker 2: Any questions.
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  Speaker 4: Anybody wants some advice, knowledge, some helplift, some caurriaging words
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  Speaker 4: and situations.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Carlos said she had a question.
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  Speaker 14: Go ahead, Carlo, Since we're talking about being positive this morning,
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  Speaker 14: why don't you give some advice to j Anthony Brown
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  Speaker 14: bit a man about how turning that negative attitude into positive?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're thirty year friend, thirty five year friend.
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  Speaker 4: If I would j Anthony Brown, go ahead, I would
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  Speaker 4: realize that where I am today, I've exactly thought myself
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  Speaker 4: to that exact position, and.
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  Speaker 2: He's in a good position.
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  Speaker 4: He just doesn't look at how far he's come from
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  Speaker 4: where he's started. And if he would do that, well
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  Speaker 4: I know why he bid up because you know he
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  Speaker 4: don't take rejection.
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  Speaker 2: Well, see, Jada's like this.
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  Speaker 4: You know, he in a relationship and he loves the
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  Speaker 4: Honey movie phase, the beginning of the relationship, but as
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  Speaker 4: soon as it turned into what did you say?
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  Speaker 2: That's the beginning of the.
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  Speaker 1: Are you saying they can't even ask a question?
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  Speaker 2: Girl?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, here, let me give you an example. Ask me
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  Speaker 4: some questions, shouldn't it.
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  Speaker 11: I'm Jenny, Jenny?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you said you wanted to have dinner tonight.
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  Speaker 1: What time are you going to pick me up?
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  Speaker 2: So damn you just want to bother me about what time? Now?
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  Speaker 1: I just need to know. I just need to know
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  Speaker 1: so i'll know one to.
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  Speaker 2: Be ready and I'll be there when I get there. Okay, Well, baby, well.
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  Speaker 7: Should we go?
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  Speaker 1: Are we going to a fancy restaurant or is it
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  Speaker 1: going to be casual?
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  Speaker 4: Just said, why we always got to go somewhere fancy?
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  Speaker 4: You know, why can't we just go somewhere like regular people?
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  Speaker 4: So we're gonna gonna spend.
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  Speaker 2: All the money eating. He has no object?
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  Speaker 1: What what should I wear? What? What do you think
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  Speaker 1: I should close?
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  Speaker 2: The hell?
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  Speaker 11: What you want to go?
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  Speaker 1: Well? I mean, okay, so are we driving or are
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  Speaker 1: we going to take a car? Because sometimes you how
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  Speaker 1: you we go in a car?
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  Speaker 15: Well?
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  Speaker 1: I know that, but sometimes you know, we may have
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  Speaker 1: a couple of cocktails or something. And oh so now
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna drink a lot too.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't want you to drive if you've been drinking. That's
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  Speaker 1: all a little dress.
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  Speaker 4: But we don't all this stuff legalized that you.
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  Speaker 2: Still want to drink?
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  Speaker 1: So is that? Is that what you're gonna wear?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? You don't like what I got on?
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  Speaker 1: I just asked if you were going to wear that.
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  Speaker 1: If you're wearing a suit, then maybe I'll put on
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: a dress.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: What this gonna work?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Can we at least get to dinner?
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I don't see how this could possibly let.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Because I was gonna say if we went to dinner,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I was gonna let you order for me.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: You picky. Now you want me to order your food?
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: So you beat mad? And what I don't know? Don'tbody
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: know what you want to eat?
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, you already know where we're going. How I
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: will pick if you're gonna eat?
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Well, that's why I asked, well, okay, well I gotta
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: ask you this. I have to ask you this now.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Will you be upset? Is it okay? If I order
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: a dessert?
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: So you're gonna just sit up dinner?
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: So you don't care how you gonna look in ten
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: years judge it.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: So we just got desert.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Honey. I was being considerate because I know you have diabetes.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, but you're gonna order dessert.
• 19:57
  Speaker 15: Wild.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: I'm sitting over here just looking, which is why awful.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: That's why I got diabetes causing you.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Now it's well, if we go to the restaurant out
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: by the by the water is it okay?
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: What are we driving all the way down there by
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: the waterfall? Well?
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: I thought it'd be nice, you know, romantic walk after
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: dinner maybe you know.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Romantic walking out to be on that beach at night. Damn,
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Now you want to eat?
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Get the foe?
• 20:26
  Speaker 13: Now you see you got to take off work.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Now I got to come by and bring suit by
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: the house. No, I got that beats.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: You don't want to be fitter man. We'll be back
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: right after.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: None of me.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: You're listening, har Morning show time Now for us the
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: c l O.
• 20:49
  Speaker 10: Are you ready?
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Cheap love Officer Steve Harvey, Let's do it. This one
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: is from Karna in Indiana. I've been married for six
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: years and my husband is in hot water. But he
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: turned the situation around on me. He picked me up
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: from work and I saw a few strands of long
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: blonde hair on my seat. I held up the hairs
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: so he could see them. He immediately went into defense
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: mode and said, he goes to lunch with his female
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: co workers, so there's probably hair on the back seat too.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I ignored him when we got home. He said, it's
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: the nagging that he cannot stand and it makes him
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: want to cheat. But he hasn't Wait what wait.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: What come on?
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Let's doing around? Says kinda says. I'm not one to nag.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: So how did he turn this around on me?
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: I mean, jess, he understands the number one rule, the
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: best defense is a great office, and so he went
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: offensive on you. Why you got every right to nag?
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: It's your blonde hand yo, cheir? Yeah see so not yeah,
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: I'm nagging, but you got coworkers women in my car.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: That why you got to drive? Why they can't drive
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: theyself to lunch? M See now, if you sit down,
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: it's nothing nagging. I don't cheap, but it makes me
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: want to. God tell you what going out there and
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: cheat and see what happened?
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: All right? That because that can easily turn into.
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: Loading three and a half and go and go to
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: the job and see who had it is at that box?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you're gonna go to the lab.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: You're gonna take a blond piece of hand, go to
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: somebody's job.
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: See if we're trying to find out who it is.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's why you that's why you do pranks.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Churt Okay, Shanda and fort Worth Clo. Since I've been
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: dating a new guy for three months and he's starting
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: sleeping over my house and I sleep over at his house,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I have a major issue and it's keeping me up
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: at night. I'm a bad snorer and my last boyfriend
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: had a problem with it. So when I'm lying next
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: to the new guy, I try my best not to
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: fall asleep and start snorring. I have been losing a
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: lot of sleep and I can't function the next day
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: because of it. All if I know we're going to
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: be together, I try to take a nap before our date.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Is this really a big deal for all men? Or
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: am I depriving myself of sleep for nothing?
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Why don't you go get some help? Why don't you go?
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: There's things that can help you. But like cause cause
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: you snowing rough you, you rough girl, and you and
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: some other things.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Cause see like a you real real fine?
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: You know people take that snow in a little bit more.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: That's they non tolerant. So either you either real fine
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: and you snowing like a damn bath.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: All stop looking at me.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Sly talks in her sleep. Uh uh, this is this
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: is Shanda and for work.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm just asking Atlanta. Shanda knew all that, Atlanta.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: But you know that you gotta go get some help.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: You can go to the doctor. They got stuff for
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: They got the little thing you can put in your mouth.
• 24:40
  Speaker 14: They got a whole mask, they got all kind of stuff,
• 24:42
  Speaker 14: mask and nasal strips.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: And you know you didn't.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Wear a COVID mask because here in ninety five hardly
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: snowing that hot ass mask seapop.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she needs to do something because she's losing sleep.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, seatpap machine.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: She loses me and that too. Yeah, all right, So
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: go to the doctor and get some help for it.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Is your response to that?
• 25:10
  Speaker 10: Colo?
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: So Viv in New Orleans says, I'm dating a long
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: haul truck driver and we lived together, but he's never home.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: He came home last weekend and he brought a younger,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: cute female with him and asked if she could stay
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: with us for two days while her truck got repaired.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I wasn't cool with it, but what could I do?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: She was already there. She was a bit rough around
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: the edges, but nice enough. When my man left to
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: go back on the road, I assumed the lady's truck
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: was fixed too, But when I facetimed my man, she
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: was in his truck. Later on, he told me that
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: her truck was in another state and he was dropping
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: her off. Am I being stupid? What do you think
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: is really going on?
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: What you got going on?
• 25:58
  Speaker 11: Some trucking.
• 26:07
  Speaker 15: Her that's sitting the nutshell.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: I can't say no more behind.
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: That truck, and baby, that's a lot of nerve for
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: him to just bring her in there like that dog dog.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: You can't bring no woman to the house to him,
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: cause she stay with us, come.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: To whol right stay well, dog, what right?
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: You can't bring no female hometongue your white baby? Case?
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: She stay with us? Where you get her from? Yes? What? Hell?
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: Why don't she stay with her damn truck till it
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: gets fixed?
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Why she ride with you?
• 26:53
  Speaker 16: Now?
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: You gotta ride her all the way back to her
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: damn truck? Why does she get a hotel across the
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: street from the truck st get to her truck?
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Got fitch? Why why is you the hotel?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: We have a lot of truckers that listen to the
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: show too. I know they're like, they know what yeah,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: uh huh. So they just lived there.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Have a bed in a room in the truck, don't.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Damn Yeah, he knew that pulled up that that wasn't
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: gonna work. He knew that as soon as he pulled
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: that truck up that well, this is not gonna work.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: But I'm gonna give it in.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: She's younger and cute because she stayed with them for
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: two days. Okay, yeah, yeah, you got some nerve?
• 27:40
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Am I being stupid? Yeah?
• 27:43
  Speaker 10: A little bit?
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: You are?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, all right, thank you clo. As always, you're listening.
• 27:51
  Speaker 10: Hard Morning show.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, So here's the story. Check this out.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Men who can do forty push ups are far less
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: likely to develop heart disease. Okay, it turns out that
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: that's forty push ups a day, not forty push ups.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: You know, a lifetime total of forty push ups. Let's
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: be clear. A day. Yeah, forty a day. Forty You
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: did that. I don't think that's so bad though.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Forty day, forty push ups a day. Yeah, but that ain't.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Bad, No, not at all. So nearly half of you.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: I thought they meant forty at one time because my
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: bad jumped in the floor because I heard that the
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: other day and my buddy jumped in the floor and
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: found out he was gonna have a heart attack.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: And trying to do it. Yeah, how about twenty in
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: the morning and twenty at night.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: That's easy, Yeah, that's season okay, I push ups? Yeah easy?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well cool.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: Then you know I met one hundred a day, big dog.
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: I just thought that, But I just thought I can
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: do it to day. It took me a whole day
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: to get that hunted in.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but not it once
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: I could do full twenty five clips.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: You know, what's that?
• 28:59
  Speaker 16: Like?
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Twenty five at each forty like its waiting to be
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: a realistically, I can do about thirty push ups like
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: right now?
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Uh, non stop, We'll go ahead, yeah, drop and give me.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah he got strong up about it.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah he does.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: You're right, he got strong.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: I can get that here. You know I'm not right
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: around eighteen though, yeah, right around eighteen, I crumb.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you start thinking different at eighteen eighteen.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: That I don't know.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: It was just different things about your life and stuff.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: You know, should I have finished school?
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: You go that deep with it?
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have flashbacks, you know how You
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: know our machines say if you feel fake or dizzy,
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: stop Immediately my mind started playing tricks on me.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I started remembering the time I was drowning.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Your life flashes before you, yeah, all.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Stuff like that. I remember that time laying in the street,
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: had got hit by that car. You know, how were
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: you then about fifteen when I got you by the car.
• 30:04
  Speaker 14: So when you do twenty push ups, your mind takes
• 30:06
  Speaker 14: you back to where you were.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah, And then when you get your twenty
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: five you know, I saw my daddy beating me down
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: in the basement by the furnace, and I took off
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: running and tried to run through the furnace.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: It'd be a lot of stuff happening.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Man, it'd be on your mind to be stuffed. Well whatever,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: your nephew said, he can do a buck twenty five
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: a day, so okay, one hundred.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well let's do it the whole day. Now, that
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: take a long time.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: But how many what's the match you can do at
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: one time? Two time?
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: About twenty five me realistically, yeah, twenty five.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Thirty, so twenty five four times a day. But your
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: your arms and your tries and.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Well, see my push up is different.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: See I can't put my chin chest on the floor
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: because of the length of my arms. And Lee HAINI
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: told me that he's as Steve, your arms are so long.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: He say for you to go all the way down
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: chest to the floor like military people put you in
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: on the floor. He said, you're pushing your sockets too
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: far forward. He said, it's not good for you. He said,
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: just do the push up to your arms is in
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: the al shape. Once you get him in that perpendicular
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: al shape, he said, you can call him back up.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: Your arms are too long for that, he said. A
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: little shorter armed people can do that.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: That's what he's saying. I'm right there at that's what
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: he's doing.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: A push up, Oh I'm doing.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Oh no, he is as good mine mine. I won't
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: look as deep. My push up wouldn't look as deep
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: as thommys. That's what I'm saying. Tidn't go all the
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: way to the I go to the floor. I do
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: six of these things and need the operation.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: How many crunches can you do? Though?
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: I can do a lot of crunches, but I ain't
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: done nothing. I don't know when my.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Core pretty good though, you know what this takes me.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: I do planks and leg lifts and stuff like that
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: instead of doing crunches you know, ben and trying to
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: stress you lower back out. So I found a lot
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: of alternative ways to do exercises that I've gotten older,
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: that don't that don't tear your body up like for me,
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: lunges make no sense. I hate reverse lunges are a
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: lot better for me than straightforward lunges. I don't reverse lunges.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: This reminds me, though, when you guys were talking about
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: sit ups and everything about remember Carlo the shirts off tour. Oh,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I know that was so. I was so a month yeah.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: For those of you who don't know, trying, yeah time,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Steve issued a challenge to the to all the guys
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: that work on the show, you know, be they off
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: the show, behind the scenes or whatever, to get in
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: shape by a certain time. And you were, you were
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: doing a calendar or something. Yeah, the pictures are still
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: down there. Pictures are still there. Yeah. And that was
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: really cool though, you guys. You guys looked great and
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: you worked really hard.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Remember tell me what I took that picture with that
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: towel over he was playing simply beautiful in the background,
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: said if you don't get you off that floor.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: What about boom though?
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Booms and some sexy pictures on riding up Boom climbed
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: up on that line at my house and boy, women
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: was writing then I won't him, I won't him.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Oh I want I want that big man up on
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: that line. Come on over here. I got a line
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: for you. Boy. That was fun.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: That was a lot of fun. I was really proud
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: of you guys. We were proud of you guys. Yeah,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: we ain't been back there yet.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, I made you.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Want to get in shape, though, Steve, what.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna die?
• 34:06
  Speaker 10: What we are?
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: Anytime I feel like I might die, bubble, I.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Get you into jail right away to try to divert it.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Now you know, I don't know, you know, I don't
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: know what was happening right there. Like I've been doing
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: this vegan thing pretty strong. Yeah, you know, I fell
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: off on my birthday. I had sushi on my birthday.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: But you're always on approach of something, Steve.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: So I have to be on something, man, because I
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: like challenging myself.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and motivating.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Well, that push up study was done by the American
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Heart Association.
• 34:39
  Speaker 10: You're listening morning show.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: It is time now for a round of would you rather?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have sex wild blindfolded or have sex
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: wild handcuffed?
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no way I'm getting handcuffed.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: M No, I.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: Got closed my as amount of time anyway, that time.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Bother you. It's normal, nephew.
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: Do I need to see what I'm dealing with? I
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: can't just I don't want no Yeah, I got to
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: see what I'm talking about. I don't want no surprise.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: But you're just gonna be looking though you can't judge.
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: At least I can see it. Though I can see it,
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: I got to do to stop certain things. But I'm
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: gonna be all right.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: All right. Would you rather a screaming lady as your
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: ringer or belching sounds as your ringer on your screaming
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: lady or belching sounds?
• 35:52
  Speaker 13: I better go with me because I'm married, Yes you are.
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: You better go with the belching because, yeah, I don't
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: want nobody holland when you call me.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: I thought, I want it to be real.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Crist wanted to.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: Because I'm black. What I'm going with be because I'm black. Yeah,
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: you don't want to go to this white lady hollering
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: their turn my damn phone.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: He has a hostage, I swear.
• 36:26
  Speaker 16: I got.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Would you rather accidentally text a new picture to someone?
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather butt dial someone during sex?
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: You can't pull that picture back. Let's just do that.
• 36:44
  Speaker 13: See if you stay on the phone, if you hear me,
• 36:46
  Speaker 13: it's something wrong with you.
• 36:48
  Speaker 9: You could have been hung with this damn right, Junior?
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: That hard?
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Yes, big, you can't have that picture? Get out there
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: like all right?
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Would you rather talk like Shaq or talk like Charles Barkley.
• 37:10
  Speaker 10: Which.
• 37:12
  Speaker 15: Man good?
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Both of the man?
• 37:15
  Speaker 13: Shack is the way he talked.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: I'm going with Shack. It's smooth. I think I'm walking
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  Speaker 2: too high for me. I can't reach you.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, I know, But but Charles don't be he says
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  Speaker 13: something crazy, you know, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know first for the poem, Cob Covid want see what
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  Speaker 1: you're missing?
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  Speaker 2: All that right there?
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  Speaker 13: But Shack be deep and you don't have to worry
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  Speaker 13: about it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I'm doing right now.
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  Speaker 1: What are they saying, either one of them, both of them,
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  Speaker 1: rich Jack got a lot of it.
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  Speaker 2: I will go with Shack Rich though.
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  Speaker 1: That's all right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather you're
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  Speaker 11: The middle of the day. Just just shower. Yeah, what
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  Speaker 11: Well over there.
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  Speaker 5: Ways to start an argument, Yeah, put an empty bag
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  Speaker 5: Don't w about that. Don't go up there. Don't go
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  Speaker 5: I'll be right back. I don't worry about where I'm going.
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  Speaker 5: I'll be right back.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, don't wear everybody.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, walk.
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  Speaker 5: You just phrase right here on the phone. This really
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  Speaker 5: gets an argument about. Say, good job, Becky, I'll see
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  Speaker 5: you tomorrow up the.
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  Speaker 2: Phone, Becky.
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  Speaker 1: With the good hair bit.
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  Speaker 4: Why the hell you got to encourage Becky some damn
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  Speaker 4: good job Becky? Where she do something? Well, your gots
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: to be commenting on it.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: From my new book, How to Start an argument as
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  Speaker 5: your mate, your lady?
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  Speaker 11: When's that? When's your friend coming over here?
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  Speaker 2: You know when she's been over here in the while?
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  Speaker 2: Where is she coming here?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 9: No, yeah, that starts right.
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  Speaker 1: He's a pretty good jay argument.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, here waves and started argument.
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  Speaker 5: No matter what movie she says you want to go to,
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: you say, oh, I've seen it already.
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  Speaker 10: I see.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're jo you're going to movies. Okay, time to
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  Speaker 1: go see.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I've seen that one. I've seen that, I've seen it,
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  Speaker 11: I've seen it. Here's another one. Here's another one. Ways
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  Speaker 11: of starting argument.
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  Speaker 5: You're on the phone and you laugh real damn loud,
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: and then you stop whispering.
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  Speaker 2: You've been married a bunch of.
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  Speaker 1: This is why he's divorced.
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  Speaker 2: You know how to run somebody off?
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  Speaker 4: Can I give you one?
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  Speaker 11: Give me one? Give me one? I put it in
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  Speaker 11: the book.
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  Speaker 15: Buy your wife some running shoes far color.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, yeah, buy some running shoes that do it.
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  Speaker 1: Yees.
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  Speaker 2: All of a.
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  Speaker 5: Sudden, All of a sudden, in the middle of the day,
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  Speaker 5: you put on a clean shirt.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: He woke up in one shirt and put on another.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: What you change your shirts for?
• 42:09
  Speaker 11: Can I just put on a new shirt.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: No, no, you cannot. What's wrong with all? Can just
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: go in the book?
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  Speaker 16: Jack?
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  Speaker 2: Can I just add one more?
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  Speaker 11: Last one?
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  Speaker 16: Real?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Ways to start an argument in your house, guaranteed. Come on,
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  Speaker 4: what come in from work and pull your pants off
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  Speaker 4: and ain't got no draws?
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  Speaker 16: All right?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Thanks Jay and Steve. You just command with I'm left
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  Speaker 1: you up next with today's frank phone call.
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  Speaker 10: Right after that, you're listening hard Morning show.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Right about
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  Speaker 1: phone called what you got for us? Net?
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  Speaker 2: Colorful adoption?
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  Speaker 1: Colorful adoption?
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  Speaker 2: How about that? Okay, you got Okay, let's go, come
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  Speaker 9: Hello.
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  Speaker 16: Hello, I'm trying to reach a valerie. Valerie. This is Hill.
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  Speaker 2: Listen.
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  Speaker 16: My name is Kadeen. I'm from Adoptions. I'm giving you
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  Speaker 16: a call. I'm sure you're aware that we're coming by
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  Speaker 16: tomorrow and uh, we're great. First of all, I wanted
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  Speaker 16: to say thank you for being a part of this
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  Speaker 16: adoption thing for Black History. We really greatly appreciate what
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  Speaker 16: you're doing. We want you to know that we have
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  Speaker 16: your scheduled tomorrow that we're going to drive two Caucasian
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  Speaker 16: kids off at your household and Color You're going to
• 44:05
  Speaker 16: drop them off at my house right right? Are you
• 44:09
  Speaker 16: familiar with what's going on with Color from my house?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 16: You're okay? Let me well wait a minute, hang on
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  Speaker 16: you your name has been submitted to us that you
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  Speaker 16: are volunteering to take in two Caucasian kids here during
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  Speaker 16: Black History Month and you're going to teach them as
• 44:27
  Speaker 16: much as you can about Black history for a week.
• 44:30
  Speaker 16: They're going to be with you for seven days. How
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  Speaker 16: many rooms do you have in your apartment so we
• 44:33
  Speaker 16: can make sure that the kids have adequate space?
• 44:35
  Speaker 17: Can you tell me who's submitted my name?
• 44:38
  Speaker 16: Now? Can you tell me? Uh? Do you guys have
• 44:41
  Speaker 16: a back door so that you know there's an as
• 44:43
  Speaker 16: an access uh black entrance? I'm sorry, where.
• 44:49
  Speaker 17: Are you calling from again?
• 44:51
  Speaker 16: I am calling from adoptions. But what I do need
• 44:54
  Speaker 16: to know is I do need to know where the
• 44:56
  Speaker 16: kids have transportation? Do you have a vehicle that is
• 44:59
  Speaker 16: definitely only the.
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  Speaker 17: Kids won't have transportation. I'm sorry you're asking me.
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  Speaker 18: No, who are you again?
• 45:06
  Speaker 16: And my name is Kadeen, ma'am. I'm calling for adoptions, okay?
• 45:11
  Speaker 17: And who submitted my who submitted my information?
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  Speaker 16: Man? Do you have adequate space to accommodate the children?
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 17: Who submitted my name to you to say that I
• 45:20
  Speaker 17: was going to take two more?
• 45:21
  Speaker 16: Two more? Ma'am, I'm asking you do you have adequate space?
• 45:24
  Speaker 16: And do you are you going to be having enough
• 45:26
  Speaker 16: food to you know, for the food for the kids.
• 45:29
  Speaker 17: I know because I have three children. I'm trying to.
• 45:31
  Speaker 16: Feed these three over here.
• 45:33
  Speaker 17: And no, I don't have enough food to feed two
• 45:35
  Speaker 17: more children. Now you're calling me and who gave you
• 45:38
  Speaker 17: my information?
• 45:40
  Speaker 16: Ma'am? I'm going to ask you another time? How many
• 45:42
  Speaker 16: bedrooms do you have in your apartment units so we
• 45:44
  Speaker 16: can make sure that the shot the kids are accommodated.
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  Speaker 17: No, don't bring you any kids to my eyes. I
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  Speaker 17: don't I don't care, No what color they are and
• 45:52
  Speaker 17: what you need? Who submitted my information to you?
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  Speaker 16: Okay, ma'am? Let me ask you something. How long have
• 45:58
  Speaker 16: you had how long have you been on.
• 45:59
  Speaker 17: Your Okay, what's the I'm not a hell.
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  Speaker 16: Mom, I mean your name has been submitted.
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  Speaker 18: By Okay, I'm saying that's what I'm not interested.
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  Speaker 12: You know what happen if you drop two kids? About
• 46:14
  Speaker 12: two white.
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  Speaker 16: Care about and my uh no, man, I don't Oh no,
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  Speaker 16: we're not.
• 46:20
  Speaker 17: No, that's okay. I don't have time. I work ten
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  Speaker 17: dollars a day. I don't have time for it.
• 46:25
  Speaker 12: You know, it's okay, you can drop.
• 46:27
  Speaker 17: The you know what's gonna happen to him? Be dropping mama,
• 46:30
  Speaker 17: that it's gonna be right where you drop them up
• 46:32
  Speaker 17: there when you come back to you them next week.
• 46:34
  Speaker 16: Okay, Okay, have you somebody has submitted your name that
• 46:38
  Speaker 16: you don't mind volunteering to take you?
• 46:40
  Speaker 17: I know you can take them to the who submitted
• 46:43
  Speaker 17: my name. Take them to that. I don't need them.
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: I don't need them.
• 46:47
  Speaker 17: I work ten hours a day.
• 46:48
  Speaker 18: Take come to whoever submits.
• 46:50
  Speaker 17: How about you take them.
• 46:51
  Speaker 16: I'm I work for the agency, ma'am. I'm I'm here
• 46:54
  Speaker 16: to try and get these kids a great place to
• 46:57
  Speaker 16: get educated.
• 46:58
  Speaker 17: And that's okay. I'm not even taking nobody. No, no,
• 47:03
  Speaker 17: thank you?
• 47:04
  Speaker 12: And do you have ten ever told you take them
• 47:06
  Speaker 12: to take them to that.
• 47:08
  Speaker 17: I have three children on my own I'm taking care
• 47:10
  Speaker 17: of all.
• 47:12
  Speaker 16: Will tell you that I don't know exactly who submitted
• 47:16
  Speaker 16: your name. All I know is that that they said
• 47:17
  Speaker 16: that you would be good as far as taking care
• 47:20
  Speaker 16: of the children and teaching them about black.
• 47:22
  Speaker 18: Kids to them.
• 47:23
  Speaker 19: I told you this, ma'am.
• 47:25
  Speaker 16: I don't you know. Like I said, I'm working here
• 47:27
  Speaker 16: adoptions and I'm.
• 47:30
  Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm little.
• 47:31
  Speaker 17: Who do you work for?
• 47:32
  Speaker 12: And I have three kids of my own?
• 47:34
  Speaker 17: I worked ten hours a day. I'm teaching about.
• 47:37
  Speaker 16: Black history mode, Okay, I mean, is it is? It?
• 47:40
  Speaker 16: Is it a problem teaching two more children and two
• 47:43
  Speaker 16: Caucasian children who probably don't know as much about black history?
• 47:46
  Speaker 12: It is a problem.
• 47:47
  Speaker 17: I worked ten hours a day. I got three I'm
• 47:50
  Speaker 17: trying to feed.
• 47:51
  Speaker 16: On my own.
• 47:52
  Speaker 12: What are you You needn't take.
• 47:54
  Speaker 18: Them children to that?
• 47:55
  Speaker 12: Who told you to bring them to me?
• 47:57
  Speaker 16: How about that, ma'am?
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 47:59
  Speaker 16: I'm I had liberty to give out the names on
• 48:01
  Speaker 16: who exactly submitted your name.
• 48:03
  Speaker 17: I want the name of the black who told you
• 48:06
  Speaker 17: to bring some kids to my I let me try
• 48:09
  Speaker 17: at the kid's wife. I want the name of the
• 48:13
  Speaker 17: the told.
• 48:14
  Speaker 18: You that that's what I want.
• 48:15
  Speaker 16: I remember, I don't have their names in front of me.
• 48:17
  Speaker 12: I don't have told you to bring me two kids tomorrow.
• 48:21
  Speaker 16: Like I said, I don't know who told me that.
• 48:23
  Speaker 16: All I know is what schedule to drop them off
• 48:25
  Speaker 16: at ten o'clock tomorrow morning. What kind of they from?
• 48:29
  Speaker 15: Ben?
• 48:29
  Speaker 17: I sall when you come back to get them. I
• 48:31
  Speaker 17: didn't sign up for any more kids.
• 48:34
  Speaker 12: Give me the name of the person who told you
• 48:36
  Speaker 12: to bring me.
• 48:37
  Speaker 16: Phim said, I don't have the name in front of me,
• 48:39
  Speaker 16: and actually I'm not at liberty to let you know
• 48:42
  Speaker 16: who submitted your name. All I know was scheduled to
• 48:45
  Speaker 16: drive two kids off at ten o'clock tomorrow.
• 48:47
  Speaker 14: Did you know?
• 48:47
  Speaker 17: I don't know what I've been asking you how to
• 48:50
  Speaker 17: sign me up to bring two white kids. I don't
• 48:53
  Speaker 17: even have a problem with the kids being white. They
• 48:55
  Speaker 17: could be Mexican agents. That's not the point.
• 48:58
  Speaker 16: What gave you my I don't know who min is
• 49:01
  Speaker 16: your name? I don't know that.
• 49:03
  Speaker 17: Oh, now you about to know who gave you my information,
• 49:05
  Speaker 17: so they don't might have been the mouse.
• 49:07
  Speaker 16: All I know is, ma'am, I'm scared to bring those
• 49:10
  Speaker 16: kids over there at ten o'clock in the morning.
• 49:11
  Speaker 17: Okay, Oh that's who them saw you that. Sorry, don't
• 49:15
  Speaker 17: bring no kids to my house. I don't even care
• 49:17
  Speaker 17: if they wife, just don't bring two more kids to
• 49:20
  Speaker 17: my mouse. Carrie, Carrie.
• 49:23
  Speaker 16: I will see you in the morning, Miss Valerie.
• 49:26
  Speaker 19: Okay, in the morning.
• 49:28
  Speaker 16: I have one more thing I need to tell you
• 49:30
  Speaker 16: about tomorrow. Are you listening? You? Are you listening?
• 49:34
  Speaker 17: Yeah, I'm listening.
• 49:35
  Speaker 12: You're around. You all have to say to me right now?
• 49:39
  Speaker 16: Is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 49:43
  Speaker 16: just got pranked by your coworker.
• 49:45
  Speaker 18: Name three kids and one of them Dad.
• 49:57
  Speaker 19: Ain't I'm right, I Valerie.
• 50:08
  Speaker 16: I got one more thing to ask you. What is
• 50:10
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  Speaker 1: Too much at you.
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  Speaker 2: One of them? Daddy ain't one of them. Daddy ain't blank.
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  Speaker 4: Love who's the white cat's white.
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  Speaker 2: At all?
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  Speaker 7: Whatsoever? You're bringing three two more kids over here. I
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: got three of them over here already. One of them daddy.
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: One of them daddy ain't blank. So I'm just telling
• 51:20
  Speaker 7: right now, I can't take no more. Okay, but that's
• 51:24
  Speaker 7: a mistake she made. But she's not making no more mistake.
• 51:26
  Speaker 7: I don't care that they're white. They can be aging
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: at and I don't care you're not bringing two more Okay.
• 51:34
  Speaker 7: I'm at my limit with these damn kids.
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  Speaker 15: Right.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: It wasn't about I got three kids over here. I'm
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: trying to feed.
• 51:43
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  Speaker 1: part is that she only wants to be intimate on Sundays,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: which is my only day off because I'm self employed
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: and I show houses every day except Sundays. She knows
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: that I don't like to get out of bed, shower,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: or shave on that day. I typically lounged around, cook
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: her dinner, relax, and watch sports or a movie. She
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: chose Sunday on purpose. This woman has cut me off
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: from all of my supply and she wasn't even polite
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: enough to wean me off. She just did it cold turkey.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: When I asked her why she switched up our sex life,
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  Speaker 1: she said, I'm a horn dog and she doesn't want
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  Speaker 1: me to go into marriage thinking I can have it
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: my way all the time, because that's not how real
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: life works. I'm wondering what she expected by getting with
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: a guy my age. I love her and she's a
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: perfect woman for me, but I need the same sex
• 54:24
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• 54:28
  Speaker 1: this really how marriage is? If so, is there anything
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I can do to change things? Well, you might have
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: to move on. Okay, you might have to move on.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: The crazy thing is that in this letter you kind
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: of both have a valid point. I mean, you are
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: twenty nine years old, you've been spending your life lately
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: just wishing every day with Sunday so you can have
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: sex with your girl. And your fiance is introducing you
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: to what she sees as real married life with you know,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: not sex five times a day ending up with bruises
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: and bite mark. Okay, that's the way she sees married
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  Speaker 1: life right now. And she's calling you a horn dog
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: all of that. I know, at twenty nine, you don't
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: want to hear that, but the truth is a lot,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: if not most married couples do slow down on the
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: sex after a while. That's where the term like date
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: night came into play. You know, That's why you hear
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: married couples saying things like we need to put more
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: spice into our life or we need more romance because
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: you know, sometimes when the honeymoon is over, you know,
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: the sex does dwindle in a marriage. I don't know
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: if that's what she was talking about necessarily, but you know,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: the sex in the marriage, just so you'll know, does
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: kind of you know, weigh off from time to time.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: So while you might not want to hear that right now,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: your fiance is wrong for cutting you off. She's really
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: wrong for that. But she's right in what she said
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: about marriage, what sex about this is that you guys
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: started out like porn stars. I mean all the sex,
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: five times a week, multiple sessions at a time, ending
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: up with bruises and bite marks, you know, and just
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: to cut you off all of a sudden like that.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: That's the worst thing you could do to someone. So
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: if you're paying attention now, if you're paying attention to her,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: I know you said you love her sex and communication,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: because she didn't tell you anything, they're already problems before
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: you even walk down the aisle. So I think you
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: need to reassess your intentions here. This may not be
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: the woman for you. It doesn't sound like she is.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: Steve, get out, dope. I ain't even gonna waste no
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: time with this letter. Get out dog, listen to me.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: If it's bad now, it's only going to get worse.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: If she cut it off now, she's going to wretch
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: it shut in a minute. Rinch, She's gonna wrench it shut.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: You ain't gonna be able to getting nowhere. Nick, you're
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: gonna be able to look at it. You're gonna touch it, Nope,
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: you're gonna get no what near it? I'm telling them.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: So here's the deal. You're having a major problem. That's
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: the opening line, Stephen Shirley, I'm having a major problem.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: If you're having a major problem, now when you getting married,
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: this will become an even more major problem. This is
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: a disaster. Y'all been together for two years. She thirty seven,
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: I'm twenty nine. In the early stages, we used to
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: throw down in the bedroom. I'm talking about everywhere, five
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: times a week, multiple sensons. At the time point, what
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: we ended up with bruises and bike man? Now hold
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: up now, though, what was your bruises and bike man?
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: What the hell's the punching another?
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: You might have messed around and just bit and bruise
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: yourself out of some lever right. Her hair could never
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: stay done back then, but lately I can barely get
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: her to take care of my knees. And her mood
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: about sex has drastically changed. Hey, man, and she's thirty seven,
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: and it then drastically changed you. In trouble man, she
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: rashes it out to me. Now it's not as excited
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: because she only likes to do it in one position now,
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: and I'm excited for what I get. But when she
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: tell me is it's over ten minutes. Whether I'm doing
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: or not, It's just ten minutes.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Hey, time.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Go off? All right, all that bad, Steve? Yeah, Well
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: that part two of Steve's response coming up at twenty
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: three minutes after the our Today's Strawberry Letter subject she
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: took away all my joy. We'll get back into it
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: right after this.
• 58:57
  Speaker 10: You're listening hardy morning show.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: All right, Come on, Steve, what's recap today Strawberry Letters?
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Subject she took away all my joy?
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: This is horrible, man, it's over with. Like I said,
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: dog took away your joy. Your opening line is I
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: have a major problem. Yes, you do, and you're not
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: even married. Chick used to have sex all the time.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: You twenty nine, she thirty seven. Y'all been together for
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: two years. Early stages, you strow down in the bedroom,
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: all over the house, five times a week, multiple times.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: She couldn't keep her hat done and get to the
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: point where y'all end up with bruises or bite moms.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: Her hack can never stay done. But lately I can
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: bear to get her to take care of my knees.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: Her mood about sex has changed drastic. Well now she
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: rashes it out to me Now it ain't exciting because
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: she only like to do one position. Now see y'all
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: been doing bruises and bites, that's all over the place.
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: Now she down to one position and she got ten
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: minutes done or not ten minutes time?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Up this coach top. What's the iPhone alarm going off? Everything?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: I like the whistle, Steve.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: Now it's not hardly long enough, so I have to
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: finish the job myself.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Damn though, you down to that. But the worst part
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: is she only wants to be intimate on Sundays. The
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: dog she' dovene broke it down.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: Ain't had nothing happening in a week, and now it's
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: just on Sundays, lord man, which is my only day off.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: Because I'm self employed. I show houses every day except Sunday.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: She knows I don't like to get out of bed, shower,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: shave on that day. I typically lines around, cook her dinner,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: relax and watch sports on movie.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: She chose Sunday on purpose.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: This woman has cut me off from all my supply
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: and she wasn't even polite enough to wean me or
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: she just did it cold turkey. When I asked her
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: why she switched up our sex she said, I'm a
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: horn dog, and she don't want me to go into
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: marriage thinking I can have it my way all the time,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: because that's not how real life works. Well, that ain't
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: what you said when we first met. Now you gotta
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: commitment talking about from this man. Now she talking about
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: she don't want you to go into marriage thinking that
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: you can get it in kind of way you want to.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: So now she's showing you, she's given you a preview
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: of a coming attraction. She's showing you what marriage is
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: gonna be like with her. You down the Sundays dog
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: and ten minutes on Sundays. Let me tell you something, brother,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: you ain't gonna be happy like this.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: I know you ain't because you ain't happy now. So brother,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: all this is gonna lead to is an affair. That's
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: all this is gonna lead to. Is an affair. That's
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: all it is. And you're thinking about it now. Anytime
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: a man write a letter about his woman sexual things,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: it's on his mind. He trying not to go there
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: right now, the young brother trying not to go there
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: because he said, you know, I love her, She's a
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: perfect woman for me. Don't seem like it, But I
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: need the same sex from her that got me hooked?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Is this really how marriage is? Sometimes? Dog? Now marriage
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: is gonna change.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: It ain't gonna be as frequent as it was, right
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: because y'all in the house and I'm telling you something.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Some thing's gonna come into play that's gonna affect it.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: Bills, kids, drama, work, decisions, sickness, all this hell. So
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: is there anything I can do to change thing? Now? Really,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: all you really do is just start like in ten
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: minutes once a week that if you can fit your
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: mind around this once a week, ten minutes, you might
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: have a chance what you want.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: To twenty nine. Okay, this is what I want.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: It's gonna go down.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: If it's ten now, it's definitely gonna get cut Down's
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: not gonna hold up to ten.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Is there a yeah? Is there a happy medium? Is
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: there a compromise? Because maybe he's just he won't move
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: too wild for her. The bruising like you said, and
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: the bites and all of that.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, he won't more. Yeah, he wants.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: She's saying he's a horn dog. She ain't finna do
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: this no more. We did this for two years.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: She's too much.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: She not doing this no more so she didn't cut
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: it down to what she can manage it once a week.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Ten minutes of.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: No, no, we're not finna do this with you.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: No, no, we're not doing it with you. I'm out
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: by now.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: She's the perfect woman for you, except she don't like sex.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: What and you do? How perfect is that? Pardonner? Oh?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: So what you're gonna do is you're gonna do what
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: a lot of people do.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: I got this perfect thing over here, and I'm gonna
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: get this imperfect thing over there, because that's what you're
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: gonna do. You're twenty nine, y'all, ain't y'all ain't going
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: to church, so this ain't the mold is doing it
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: on Sundays, you know, off day from movies and laying
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: on you don't shower, she ain't leave the bed. You
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: cook all this here on Sundays. He ain't going to church,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: so ain't no, ain't no moral compass here. So it's
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: all good man, it's old with. Yeah, Uncle Steve say
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: it's old with.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: She's not the woman for him.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: No, man, you ain't no where in hell you know.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: Ten minutes on Sunday, hold up, man, showing Okay, all right,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. I quit biting you. We want
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: to do something else though, we got to do so Yeah,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna cut back. Oh God tell you what. No
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: more damn biting. Okay, And and we can stay on
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: the bed. Well, we ain't got to get brued, but
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: we can we can we get this position change. I
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: got four ideas on this bed. Can we try them?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: That's the only thing. But she's not going to do
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: it because she does not communic.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 15: Done.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:05:01
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• 1:05:07
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• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: is the new year, and it is time to resolve
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: to be more positive and healthy. A new survey has
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: found that the average person has up to eleven negative
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: thoughts every day. These include things like I'm not good enough,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: I'm overweight, or I'm too fat and I'm not good looking,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: or I'm ugly. Those surveyed said these negative thoughts keep
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: them from achieving their goals, including getting healthy. So, Steve,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: I got to turn to you on this one. I
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: have heard you say out of your own mouth. We
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: all have on this show.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, well I've.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: Never said I'm ugly. I'm not attractive though.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's still unhealthy, though, I tell.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: You it was even more unhealthy looking in the mirror,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: actual ugly ass.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: That is really unhealthy.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: Denial that right there.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: Has to stop.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: Looking at that and all you see is cute. Come
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: on out that mirror, because now you're trying to.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: Force upon those of us who know it's something that
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: we're not willing to accept.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: But you don't consider yourself attractive, and Tommy thinks he's
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: dropped dead gorgeous.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 7: Fine, and I'm not gonna quit thinking this way, and
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I'm not doing it.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna pick you.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: Just say you were in denial.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 7: I don't care what he's ugly behind saying.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: See, we got a problem here, and we're trying to
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: understand where Tommy coming from, because he's dealing with you know,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: like like you can have a spray arm, you can
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: have a fracture, you can have a broken arm, and
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: you can compound fraction.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: Tommy's dealing with a compound fraction.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: I knew you were gonna say, I knew you were.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: So short and other it whoa Okay, okay, let me
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: say that. On to cuteness.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: Let me say this, when the last time has he
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: heard anybody say, hey, with your little cute ass.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 7: I went to the chiropractice. Oh okay, yes, yes, and
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 7: I have been I have been stretched, I have been realigned,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 7: and I am now by ten and a half, I
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 7: am now I've been elongated.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: I've been elongated.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you you ain't got the lie crea.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 7: You know what you know when we get off, when
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 7: we get off to that is one, I'm gonna measure
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 7: my height and take a picture.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: You can stand up on this zoom. If you stand
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: up on your zoom, you'll still be in this.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 10: You're listening Morning show.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: Time now for comedy Roulette. Come on, Jay, quickly set
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: this up.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: You take some subjects, put them on a wheel. We
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: can make it bunny and we down the three comedians.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: But we can do the damn thing, because that's what
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: we do. Steve's comedian, kind of the comedian, and I'm
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: a comedian.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: All right, Comedians, here we go. We have three new
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: categories on the wheel today. Comedians, here we go.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 14: Things you say to women who have a mustache. Excuses
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 14: people make who don't like to fly. I got it,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 14: I got it. Yeah, that's a good one.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 14: And finally, excuses people make not to go to the gym.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 14: Let's been the wild crystal, let's go it been not
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 14: laying on mustache.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Mum, you do that mustache. That's a record.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave you do the mustache, all right.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 14: Then we go excuses people make not to go to
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 14: the gym.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna start it off. You go to people make
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: not to go to the gym, do none of my work.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: I'll close match, so I can't go down.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 7: You know what, man, they didn't have no parking up front.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: I just I just went on back to the house.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 7: Man, I can't park way back then.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that defeats the purpose. Excuse people make not
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: to go to the gym. Yes, yeah, the reason I
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: don't go down to the gym, I ain't fatty him not.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Hearing the fact.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: That.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 11: But I ain't that that.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: I ain't going down that excuses people make not to
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: go to the gym. I don't like the sweat in
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: front of other people. It's just not dead for me
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: to do that. So I'm not gonna go to the gym.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: It's you're not gonna do you know what. I would
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 7: have went, but I got that jock thing going on,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 7: and I just experience it's too much on me right now.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 7: I just I don't have to go later. I just
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 7: wait there. I put some I can.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: Not to go to the gym. It's thing.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: Excuse me people make not to go to the gym.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 5: I want to work out on that lifted that, but
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: that my liptical that I want, but I don't know
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: how to announce it. So I ain't gonna go downing.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: You know, it's not.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: Come on, you know what.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 7: I was trying to lose some weight, and then I
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 7: started realizing that I just I just like being fat.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 7: I just ain't going I'm cool with me, you know.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah for people excuses people may not going to the gym.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: All the trainers down there, they fit and trim, how
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: they know what to do.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: For somebody like me.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: I can't relate excuses people make not to go to
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: the gym. When I go inside the place where people
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: work out, my asthma kicks up. So I can't go
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: down now.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna know that's me that's me.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Let's me ja.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 7: I was gonna go. I was gonna go, but I
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 7: wanted to go to the steam room. But but they
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 7: be naked in there. I don't know that, ain't I
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 7: can't my neckad ain't ready for they naked.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not good. Excuse me? People make to not go
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: to the gym. They don't have no hand sanitis in there.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 7: To do.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: I didn't see none the last time I was there.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 11: Excuses people make not to go to the gym.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: I just don't feel comfortable putting a towel on my
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: butt that's been on somebody else.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: But I just don't go with you when I'm with
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: you when you I like that one. Allright, guys, thank you.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 14: Coming up next, we got music, more fun, more foolish
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 14: at twenty minutes after the hour.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 10: You're listening hard morning show.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Well, naturally, we turned to all sorts of products, from
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: melatonin to weighted blankets to specialties. When we're trying to
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  Speaker 1: fall asleep right and get a better quality of sleep. Well,
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  Speaker 1: if you're the person that likes to overdress for bed,
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  Speaker 1: you might be lessening your chances of getting a good
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  Speaker 1: night's sleep. The best and most simple way to encourage
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  Speaker 1: a RESTful eight hours or however long you can sleep, well,
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  Speaker 1: the best way to do that is just to sleep naked,
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  Speaker 1: all right in your birthday suit.
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  Speaker 7: I've been telling you this is for you, nephew. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: but no listen though, that waited blanket though. You got
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  Speaker 7: to be careful because you can get your butt up
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  Speaker 7: under in and can't get off Monday.
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  Speaker 2: I've done that before. It's one on them that's too heavy.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a blanket.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, that's the real little people talking. I
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  Speaker 4: get out Monday today on blank.
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  Speaker 1: Sometime. Yeah, it says, yeah. It says sleeping naked helps
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  Speaker 1: to lower your body's core temperature and regulate its rhythm,
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  Speaker 1: making it easier to fall asleep faster, to stay sleep longer,
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  Speaker 1: and to enjoy all the fruitful rewards.
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  Speaker 2: So there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, might be onto something, nephew. All right, we'll have
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  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
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  Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after we'll play a round of would
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: you rather? Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: It is time now for a round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather have sex while blindfolded? Or have sex
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  Speaker 1: wild handcuffed.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he has no way I'm getting handcuffed. I got
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  Speaker 4: closed my eyes amount of time anyway, that time.
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  Speaker 2: Bother you.
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  Speaker 1: That's normal, nephew.
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  Speaker 7: We want to do I need to see what I'm
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  Speaker 7: dealing with. I can't just I don't want to. I
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  Speaker 7: got to see what I'm talking about. I don't want
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  Speaker 7: the surprise.
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  Speaker 1: But you're just gonna be looking though you can't touge.
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  Speaker 2: I can't come cool at least I can see it.
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  Speaker 2: Though I can see it, I got to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Just stop certain things.
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  Speaker 1: I'm all right, all right? Would you rather a screaming
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  Speaker 1: lady as your ringer or belching sounds as your ringer?
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  Speaker 1: Screaming lady or belching sound?
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  Speaker 2: I better go with me because I'm married. Yes, you
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  Speaker 2: are better go with the Belgian. Yeah, I don't want
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  Speaker 2: nobody hollow when you call me. I thought I wanted
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  Speaker 2: to be real.
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  Speaker 4: Quest just wanted to holler because I'm black. What I'm
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  Speaker 4: going with be because I'm black.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to go to this white lady
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  Speaker 2: hollering every time my damn fall. He has a hostage,
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  Speaker 2: I swear to got him, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather accidentally text a new picture to someone
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  Speaker 1: or would you rather butt dial someone during sex?
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  Speaker 2: But you can't pull that picture back.
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  Speaker 4: Let's just do that.
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  Speaker 13: See if you stay on the phone, if you hear me,
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  Speaker 13: it's something wrong with you. You could have been I
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  Speaker 13: got your.
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  Speaker 2: Damn good point.
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  Speaker 10: J right, Junior that part.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you can't have that picture? Get out there?
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  Speaker 16: Like?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather talk like Shaq or talk like Charles
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  Speaker 1: Barkley Man good Man?
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  Speaker 2: Shack is the way he talked. I'm going with Shack.
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  Speaker 2: It's smooth. I think I walking too high for me.
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  Speaker 13: I can't reach you, Yes, I know, but but Charles
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  Speaker 13: don't be he says something crazy, you know.
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  Speaker 1: You know first for the poem, Kob Koby want see
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  Speaker 1: what you're missing?
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  Speaker 13: All that right there? But Shak be deep and you
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  Speaker 13: don't have to worry about it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm doing right.
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  Speaker 1: What are they saying? Either one of them, no matter.
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  Speaker 2: Both of them? Rich? That got a lot of But
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  Speaker 2: I will go with Shack Rich though.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's today's roundup? Would you rather?
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  Speaker 11: Coming up?
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  Speaker 1: At forty nine minutes after the hour, we'll close out
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  Speaker 1: the show with their last break and some closing remarks
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  Speaker 1: from the One and Only Steve Harvey right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve.
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  Speaker 10: Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, here we are, last break of the day.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a good day.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 10: A lot of things.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of things we talked about today. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: time for you to take us home with some words
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  Speaker 1: of wisdom. Closing remarks. Take it away.
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  Speaker 4: Well, my remarks today all in the light of encouraging everybody.
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  Speaker 4: And I've decided to refresh all of my remarks in
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  Speaker 4: the morning and in closing because it's it's time to
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: get a new commitment that I've got to make, and
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  Speaker 4: one of them is to encourage as many people as
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  Speaker 4: I can. I don't have to do this, but I
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: have to do this, you know what I'm saying. I
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: don't have to do it because people can say, well, Steve,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: you know, going about your beers and man, don't worry
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: about that.
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  Speaker 2: I can't do that. I can't.
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  Speaker 4: I have to do what's put on my heart to do.
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  Speaker 4: And I may not be as effective as a lot
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: of people. You know, I'm definitely not the most eloquent
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: speaker of all. I promise you I'm not, but I
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: have a unique way of sharing my experiences, and it's
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  Speaker 4: my only hope is not for you to think anything
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: of me, but to see if you can see yourself
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  Speaker 4: in anything that I'm saying and maybe use some of
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: the tools I've used and some of the thoughts I've
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: used to get me through some really really challenging moments
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: in my life. And I want to talk to you
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: about planning today. As you plan out your life, you
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: plan out your week, you set your goals, your dream
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: your aspirations. You have this plan in place, I want
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: you to do one thing, if you haven't already doing it.
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  Speaker 2: I want you to put God in these plans. Man,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just being serious with you. You know. Look, you
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  Speaker 2: don't have to follow my faith. I don't push that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't What your faith is is what your faith is,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: what you call God, you call God, I'm absolutely fine
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 4: with it. The name that you're attached to him is
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: none of my business. It's not my call, it's yours.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: But you do have to have this relationship with God,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: and you can call him Jehovah, our Liah. You can
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: anything you want to. I don't know all of them,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: but you could pick anyone you want. It works, if
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 4: it works for you. I want you to make it
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  Speaker 4: work for you.
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  Speaker 2: When you make your plans, when you're out there planning,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: put some God in it.
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  Speaker 4: Now, listen to me. Try to view every day as
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 4: an adventure of this plan that you've mapped out. But
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 4: in this plan, when you include God and you ask
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: him to help God and order your steps as you
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 4: follow the plan, it takes a little bit of pressure
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: off of you.
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  Speaker 2: See what I've done is especially this year. I made
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  Speaker 2: a conscientious.
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  Speaker 4: Decision to say to my creator, order my steps, show
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  Speaker 4: me what to do. Remove all fear and moments of
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  Speaker 4: fret when difficulties are challenges come in front of me.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: When I hear the no, when I hear this what
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  Speaker 4: we're gonna do and it doesn't seem like it's in
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: my best interest, I have a plan because I'm letting
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  Speaker 4: him drive, because I just have the belief that he
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: didn't bring me this father to leave me. So with
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  Speaker 4: that in mind, I'm simply putting him in all of
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: my plans, letting him guide me. So when the difficulties come,
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  Speaker 4: I know that he's in charge. I ask him to
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: make me attentive, to pay attention to the flows of life,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: to trust that he's with me with the flows of life,
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: that when it gets unbearable at time, to just let
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 4: him hold me, you know, because I really do appreciate
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: this day called life, that we have this life in
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: the day of this day called life. I love it, man.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 4: I love waking up. I love experiencing life. I know
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: it's gonna be challenging, but I like it. And I
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: just know that he's with me every single step of
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: the way. So when them steps that I'm taking look
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: a little shaky and it looks like I'm falling and stumbling,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: I always know he got me because at the beginning
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: of my plan, I put him in it. And I
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: already understand, like I was talking to y'all the other day,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: that life is going to happen to all all of us.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: Your greatest plan and your greatest attempts at success and happiness,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: you're gonna run up into this thing called life. And
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: life has its ebb and flows, it's peaks as valleys,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: as ups and downs. But y'all, we got to hang
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: in now. I'm gonna keep saying it to you this
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: year because I want you to hang in there. Man,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 4: stop panicking every time something go wrong. It's called life.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: Stop tripping when it don't go your way, It's called life.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: Keep talking to God.
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  Speaker 2: He has a plan for you. And in these plans
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  Speaker 2: that are going to be tested.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: See if you say you want to be successful, and
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: you say you want to be happy, you're gonna get
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: tested along the way. How bad do you want to
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: be successful? Seek to listen to me, Let me, let
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: me show you what I've learned. If your plan is
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: to be successful, and you strike out to become successful,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: and then bad stuff happens to you, and then every
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 4: time something bad happens to you, you fold up your
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: tent and you go home, well.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: Guess what, you didn't pass the test. So even if
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: God allowed you, or you got.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: Successful, as soon as something happened after you become successful,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: guess what you're gonna do. You're gonna fold up the
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: ten and go home. So why would he give you
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: all this success and you don't know how to take
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: care of it? You learn how to take care of
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 4: success by learning how to take care of the situations
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: that get in front of you. That's called test. You
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: gotta get to learn how to handle these tests. You
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: gotta get tested. So when you get the where you're going,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: and you get the results of your hard work the test.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 4: You pass the test so you can now hold on
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: to it is really that simple. I'm gonna keep talking
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: to you all though. Those are my remarks for today.
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