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Prince, MTH, Superbowl LV, Kimye and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit looking like the don
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  Speaker 1: giving them like the million bucks things and the stubbings
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  Speaker 1: be true. Good it. Steve listening to the movie together
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  Speaker 1: for stum, Please, I don't join joining me. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: use that turn. You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn,
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  Speaker 1: you got to turn them out. Then turn the water
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  Speaker 1: the water go. Come come on your thing. Uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: I sure will come on everybody, y'all listen to the voice.
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Uh got a radio show. Yep, yep sometimes saw all
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  Speaker 1: I can say yelp, Man, how far I've come is
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  Speaker 1: really unbelievable. But you know I finally figured it out. Man.
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  Speaker 1: God allowed me to have the life I've had so
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  Speaker 1: that I can become experienced at so many different things.
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  Speaker 1: And then this experience when I'm talking and sharing with people,
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  Speaker 1: I will be able to relate to a lot of
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  Speaker 1: different circumstances, not exact, but just the circumstances. You know.
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  Speaker 1: You know if a person comes to men, they say, man,
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  Speaker 1: I've been down and out. Okay, Well I know what
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  Speaker 1: that is. Man, I didn't. I didn't have any direction. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: got that been there, man at one point time, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I just kept piling mistake on top of mistakes. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, I think what I'm trying to say
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  Speaker 1: to everybody is when you're going through life and life
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  Speaker 1: is dealing the cards that it deals, I want you
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  Speaker 1: to understand that life deals everybody these cards. The disappointment card,
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  Speaker 1: the setback card, the failure card, the mishap card, the
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  Speaker 1: unexpected misery card. Everybody gonna get, the grief card, everybody
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  Speaker 1: gonna get, the rash of bad decision card, everybody gonna
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  Speaker 1: get them. Understand that going in that everybody is gonna
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  Speaker 1: get these cards. It's how you play them, though, you know,
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  Speaker 1: from time to time, one more time, it's how you
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  Speaker 1: play them, you know, from time to time. On watching TV,
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  Speaker 1: I love to watch the World Series of Poker. I
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  Speaker 1: like watching poker tournaments on TV because it's it's really weird,
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  Speaker 1: what's happened to a sport? To a poker they're actually
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  Speaker 1: trying to call it a sport, you know. And as
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  Speaker 1: the everyday guy that doesn't have to be athletically inclined
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  Speaker 1: to anything, who has a shot of winning a title
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  Speaker 1: if they play their cards right. The best poker players
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  Speaker 1: in the world don't have the best hands, They just
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  Speaker 1: make the best plays. I've seen guys win a hand
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  Speaker 1: with nine two in their hand as nothing and win
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  Speaker 1: their hand because they knew the bluff, they knew the odds,
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  Speaker 1: they calculated risks, they made the stakes higher than the
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  Speaker 1: other person was willing to pay. They gave off the
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  Speaker 1: illusion that they had something with an actuality. They had
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  Speaker 1: nothing thing. So what I what I enjoy about poker
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  Speaker 1: and watching it is that these people, these people here,
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  Speaker 1: played the hand they dealt and it ain't always a
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  Speaker 1: good hand. But it ain't whether your hand is good,
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  Speaker 1: And it ain't whether you're gonna get dealt bad cards
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  Speaker 1: or not. Because you're gonna get dealt some bad cards.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody ain't finna get two bullets in their hand. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna get two aces when you get dealt. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you play a draw poker, some of
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  Speaker 1: your cards gonna be nothing. But you got to turn
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  Speaker 1: that nothing into something. So when you get dealt these
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  Speaker 1: cards in life, it ain't the fact that you're getting
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  Speaker 1: keep getting them dealt. I was talking with a young
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  Speaker 1: person yesterday and we were talking, and we keep having
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  Speaker 1: the same conversation over and over and over, and they
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  Speaker 1: could not understand why they were not moving forward. But
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  Speaker 1: I said, you don't understand. Every time we talk we
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  Speaker 1: have the exact same conversation. It is simply because you
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  Speaker 1: keep getting your cards and you playing them the same one.
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  Speaker 1: He see, until you make a conscientious different, the conscious
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  Speaker 1: decision to do something different, the results will continue to
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  Speaker 1: be the same. See here's the way this works. When
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  Speaker 1: you're dealt to disappointments in life, it's how you handle
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  Speaker 1: the disappointments that determine the outcome and who you are.
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  Speaker 1: Because everybody gonna be disappointment, everybody gonna lose a love one,
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  Speaker 1: everybody gonna make a bad decision, everybody gonna end wake
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  Speaker 1: up one morning they have done something they regretted. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: gonna get caught at the wrong time, every everybody gonna
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  Speaker 1: make a mistake. It ain't just you. That is how
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  Speaker 1: you play your cards when they get dealt to you,
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  Speaker 1: that determine who you are. Na how do I play
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  Speaker 1: my cards better? First of all, it's a mindset. Quit
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  Speaker 1: looking at everything as just the end when it happens
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  Speaker 1: to you. Oh lord, woe is me? Nah, everybody got
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  Speaker 1: your circumstances somewhere. It ain't old. Woe is me. It's
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  Speaker 1: hold on, man, Okay, let me play this out to
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  Speaker 1: see how God then connected this to something else. See.
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  Speaker 1: As soon as a person have a set back, what's
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  Speaker 1: the first thing A lot of people do, they go
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  Speaker 1: straight negative. I can't see him to get a break.
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  Speaker 1: I can't see him move forward. Hold on, man, do
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  Speaker 1: you realize this could be connected to something? See you
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  Speaker 1: got to understand, man, that this thing is all connected.
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  Speaker 1: That you're not having these mishaps and these spills and
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  Speaker 1: accidents and falls for no reason. It's so you can
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  Speaker 1: become experienced at them. So when he takes you to
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  Speaker 1: the next level, when it happens again, you have no
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  Speaker 1: how and how to handle it. If you keep throwing
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  Speaker 1: yourself off the cliff every time something happened, you're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a cliff diver. Man, Stop tripping yourself out.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to this young person, I kept saying,
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  Speaker 1: and you know what they try to tell me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to stay positive. But the people around here, they're
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  Speaker 1: just killing that. Oh I see. So when you learn
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  Speaker 1: something that and you know something, you don't take ownership
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  Speaker 1: of it. You allow other people to come into what
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  Speaker 1: you know and believe and shake it loose from you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are. You're not doing me
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  Speaker 1: like that. Here's a deal. I have a gift that
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  Speaker 1: was given to me from God. That is the gift
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  Speaker 1: of comedy. That's what I've done. I've made the bulk
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  Speaker 1: of my living on that skill set. Right there. That
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  Speaker 1: are comedians who are supposedly friends of mine, who I've
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  Speaker 1: worked with, who get around in huddles with one another
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  Speaker 1: and they say, man, Steve really ain't funny. I don't
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  Speaker 1: see what they'd be laughing at. He ain't funny to me.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't the funniest king to me. Excuse me, you're
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  Speaker 1: irrelevant in this conversation, because it regardless as to how
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  Speaker 1: you feel about me. That are people think that I'm
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  Speaker 1: knocked down kill over funny. But more importantly, I own
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  Speaker 1: the gift that God gave to me. I take ownership
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  Speaker 1: of his blessing. Because you don't think it's so, You
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  Speaker 1: ain't taking that from me. Stop letting people steal your joy.
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  Speaker 1: Stop letting people take what you're supposed to know. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a kind person
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  Speaker 1: at heart. Man. You ain't nothing now, you said, if
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  Speaker 1: here going? Man, I guess I ain't what you're tripping for.
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  Speaker 1: You are a kind person, own that take ownership of it.
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  Speaker 1: Stop letting things God has given you be taken away
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  Speaker 1: from others. The devil is a cold player, and he
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  Speaker 1: got cold players working for him, just shaking, just taking
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  Speaker 1: stuff from you. You know, I'm a hard worker. I
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  Speaker 1: really am intelligent. You stupid man. I thought I was
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  Speaker 1: a hard worker. Man. They came in here and said
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  Speaker 1: I was stupid. Man, I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
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  Speaker 1: What excuse me? You're a very bright person. Hey, y'all
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  Speaker 1: take ownership. When God gives you something, blesses you would
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  Speaker 1: have gifted talent, a skill set, a mindset. Own it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't let people come in here and take it from you. Man, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't do with that. You're listening to morning show.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Steve Harmer. Let me know you any day, Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's here another day. The voice is raspy, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: still here, Ladies and gentlemen, The Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: I would say that I'm gonna take it easy this morning,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't know how. So let's bring it. Slang it,
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  Speaker 1: bang it. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Surely Strawberry. Happy Friday, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Happy Friday. Yeah, calin Forrell. Hey, it's Friday. Never mad
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  Speaker 1: on a Friday. What's up? Crew? What's up? Junior? Morning? Up?
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  Speaker 1: Morning everybody? Friday, Janthony Brown, It is Friday. We put
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  Speaker 1: in a four weeks work. Yeah, yeah, great, great, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not finishing and we all we work so hard. Whoa, whoa, Nephew, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: when I tell you I'm looking forward to when we
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  Speaker 1: than no mo, Ain't you Jesus anything more ridiculous? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let it off. I'm gonna let it all
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  Speaker 1: hang out. I'm gonna sleep. Oho, I'm gonna sleep. I'm
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  Speaker 1: because I wasn't working without the audience. How was that man.
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  Speaker 1: That wow. And you know it's really hard audience in
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  Speaker 1: a you got no audience in a stadium. Yeah, the stadium.
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  Speaker 1: The U can't feel more unshold out. Yeah, people ask
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  Speaker 1: them where you look? Chill? They had they got twenty
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  Speaker 1: five people off to the side, but they were spread
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  Speaker 1: out so far at no point because I see all
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  Speaker 1: of them, and then and they didn't end zone. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you ever heard twenty five people laughing the end zone?
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  Speaker 1: You know they ever heard it because you can't hear them.
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  Speaker 1: I was out there, man, I was out there just
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  Speaker 1: laughing at my damn self. What am I feel? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I look like I had a good damn But boy
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  Speaker 1: we got I don't know how much it had. Cousin,
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna have to edit out of that. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow night on cbl O. So check you. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you pulled it off. I was so mad, man, Cousin,
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  Speaker 1: what I bought for it and what nobody see it?
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  Speaker 1: Always gonna see what I told him. I'm wearing this
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  Speaker 1: recent college graduate that it is not interested in working
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  Speaker 1: a nine to five, and my parents are giving me
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  Speaker 1: grief about not using my degree. I've heard you say
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  Speaker 1: that your success is tied to your gift or something
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  Speaker 1: like that, and I don't want to be in a
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  Speaker 1: dead end job wasting my brain power. I want to
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  Speaker 1: travel the world and figure out what I'm passionate about.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need my parents' money to do it. I've
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  Speaker 1: found a program to finance at all. How should I
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  Speaker 1: approach the subject with my parents so they won't disown me? Well,
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  Speaker 1: the problem is you needed their money to go to school. Now,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't sound right if you say I don't need
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  Speaker 1: y'all's money because I found a program, but when you
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  Speaker 1: probably needed their money and assistance to even get to
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  Speaker 1: college and complete it. I think nobody goes to college
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  Speaker 1: on their own completely. Very few people can do that.
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  Speaker 1: So don't go at your parents like that, But just
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  Speaker 1: do tell them that you have interest because whatever, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta degree, and obviously it's not what you're happy about. Because,
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  Speaker 1: like I always say about college, the biggest mistake we
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  Speaker 1: make with our children in colleges we ask them to
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  Speaker 1: declare a degree while the eighteen nineteen years old and
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  Speaker 1: they don't even know why. Yeah, man, and you declare
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  Speaker 1: and you don't even know. And then you get this
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  Speaker 1: degree because you have the power to stick to it
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  Speaker 1: and you're smart and you educate yourself. And then you
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  Speaker 1: look up and you go, Okay, I have a degree
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  Speaker 1: in something that I don't want to do, and you
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  Speaker 1: don't want to get stuck in the dead end job
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  Speaker 1: and you only live once. And I'm still a proponent
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  Speaker 1: of pursuing your dreams, but I think you gotta get
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  Speaker 1: your parents on board with that, because they say and
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  Speaker 1: don't waste the college education. To what they really mean is,
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  Speaker 1: don't waste the money we paid for this college education.
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  Speaker 1: And that's a fair assessment. So you got a little
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  Speaker 1: battle on your hands, but you gotta you gotta talk
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  Speaker 1: to them. And then now you're old enough where you
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  Speaker 1: can just make the decision. They're not going to disown you, though,
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  Speaker 1: then they're gonna be a little disappointed, as we all
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  Speaker 1: get in our children's decisions. Once y'all's ass Thanks you
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  Speaker 1: grown who all right? Thank you? Du Cielo Jerry and
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  Speaker 1: Georgia says, I've been married for seven years and my
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  Speaker 1: husband might be cheating on me. Monday evening, after work,
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  Speaker 1: he got comfy, and as usual, I went and picked
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  Speaker 1: his clothes up off the floor. His ring and watch
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  Speaker 1: were in his pants pocket, so I took them and
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  Speaker 1: hid them in my drawer. I waited till the following morning,
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  Speaker 1: and I watched him panic when he couldn't find them.
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  Speaker 1: I gave them to him, accused him of cheating, and
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  Speaker 1: he claims he's got a good excuse for taking them off,
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  Speaker 1: but he won't tell me because he said I won't
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  Speaker 1: believe him anyway. How can he shut me down like that?
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  Speaker 1: What's my next move? Well, I mean, you found his
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  Speaker 1: ring and watch in his pocket. How the hell is
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  Speaker 1: that cheating? I don't get this. I don't really understand
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  Speaker 1: that you think he cheating because you found his ring
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  Speaker 1: and watch in his pocket. Now you you watched him panic.
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  Speaker 1: I would panic too if I can't find my watching,
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  Speaker 1: my ring. But when you give it to him and
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  Speaker 1: then you ask him for it, he had an excuse
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  Speaker 1: for taking it off. You didn't want to hear that. Well,
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  Speaker 1: what would be an excuse for taking off your ring?
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  Speaker 1: I went to the gym. It was, I went to
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  Speaker 1: the gym. I was washing my hands at the job.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's COVID. You gotta watch twenty seconds time.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to mess up my watching. I took
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  Speaker 1: it off. You know that right there? You know sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you know you do get ye, Shannon, I don't believe
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  Speaker 1: any of it. You know you don't believe him. I
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  Speaker 1: was checking my prostate and I had to take this
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  Speaker 1: damn ring. Yeah, n ring. But for finding his ring
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  Speaker 1: and watching his pocket does not mean cheating. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how you jumped all the way with the cheating.
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  Speaker 1: So what's her next movie to apologize? Why is it
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  Speaker 1: a more situation? What I mean? What you didn't even want?
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  Speaker 1: Let the man tell you what it was a you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna hear one of the laws. We just gave you
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  Speaker 1: one of those lives, all right. This is from my
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  Speaker 1: meg an online listener. She said, I met a great
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  Speaker 1: guy and we hit it off instantly. On our first date,
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  Speaker 1: I invited him to dinner and I paid for everything
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  Speaker 1: since I invited him. Our second date was at his
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  Speaker 1: mom's house for a seafood boil and I was excited
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  Speaker 1: to meet his family. The third date, he cooked for
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  Speaker 1: me at his house. Fourth date, dinner at my house.
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  Speaker 1: He hasn't He hasn't asked me on a real date
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  Speaker 1: yet or spent any real money on taking me out?
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  Speaker 1: Is this a red flag or being shallow? Okay? Hold up,
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  Speaker 1: Hold lady, You jumped out, invited this man to dinner
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  Speaker 1: and paid for everything, and anybody told you to do that.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't ask you to do it. The next time
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  Speaker 1: he invites you to his parents house for a crab
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  Speaker 1: ball boom. The next time, y'all whose house they go to?
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  Speaker 1: After that? Over to his house? And then next time
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  Speaker 1: you had him back over your house? Right, okay, what's wrong?
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  Speaker 1: He ain't took me on the reel, y'all eating your
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  Speaker 1: ass off? You just couldn't by the house man? Just
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  Speaker 1: tell him excuse the next time we eat, can we
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  Speaker 1: go out? I think it's a big step that he
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  Speaker 1: introduced you to his mama. Now I don't know how early,
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  Speaker 1: but that's big you ain't even looking at the its side, right, really,
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  Speaker 1: you man, because he ain't take you noe and spending
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  Speaker 1: no money? Why did you do it? Yeah? See, here's
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  Speaker 1: the rue thing about doing stuff. If you're doing something,
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  Speaker 1: if you expect a man to treat you exactly the
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  Speaker 1: way you treat him, you are in for a huge
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  Speaker 1: disappointment in life. That's because we have two different species.
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  Speaker 1: You should have just did it because you wanted to
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  Speaker 1: date the man. Now he went, hey, come meet my mama.
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  Speaker 1: Why ain't nobody never done nothing like that for me?
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  Speaker 1: Then hey, come on over my house, let's go eat,
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  Speaker 1: and then you won't get man in date. That's great,
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  Speaker 1: right right before we run out of time. Now the
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  Speaker 1: problem is what is you doing it? All these houses?
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  Speaker 1: That's what we did eating? Okay, okay, all right, listen.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up next it is the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back right after this you're listening show coming up
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Miss Anna standing by
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  Speaker 1: with National News and entertainment news. Nick can And has
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  Speaker 1: tested positive for COVID nineteen blessing other entertainment news. Some
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  Speaker 1: sad news. Princess White Dove has passed away. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to talk about all of these stories. Yeah, yeah, cry yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour. But right now the nephew is here.
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  Speaker 1: We'll run that prank back. What you got, nef. They
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  Speaker 1: ain't move, big Mama, So dramatic move big Mama. Not
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  Speaker 1: let's go, okay, cleaning services. I'm trying to Can I
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  Speaker 1: speak to the owner of the company. This is he
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  Speaker 1: It's just Robert. The owner is Robert. It's just Robert. Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: this is mister Robert. How can I help you? My
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  Speaker 1: name is Carruthers. Y'all y'all clean, y'all clean? Uh my
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  Speaker 1: my house last week? Okay? And when y'all moved the furniture,
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  Speaker 1: the queen in the carpet, somebody, somebody moved my grandmother
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  Speaker 1: off the coffee table. She not in there, no more.
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  Speaker 1: Hold one, sir, do you know what what data we
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  Speaker 1: clean your house on, sir? Last Wednesday? Y'all cleaner. We
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  Speaker 1: came to your house on Wednesday of last week. But
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  Speaker 1: what's your address, sir? Bring mama, it's it's sir. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: You said your name is Corrupts and we came to
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  Speaker 1: your house on Wednesday if you don't mind, can I
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  Speaker 1: have your address? Sleep yo bing Okay, mister Carruthers, listen,
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  Speaker 1: if if if we if your grandmother now with your
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  Speaker 1: grandmother laying on the carpet, I mean, my guys don't
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: move people, sir, uh, we would not have food grandmother,
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  Speaker 1: my grandma see was on the see was on the
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  Speaker 1: coffee table, her urn was on the coffee tables. Oh ever,
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  Speaker 1: my mother pats Bete late y'all if somebody moved it
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  Speaker 1: and now the vase is still there, but dassude, okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So you're saying that you're may mom mister,
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  Speaker 1: mister Cruthers, I am so sorry. Um, I just longed
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  Speaker 1: my grandmother not too long ago, sir, I know how
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  Speaker 1: you feel. Now I'm now, I'm listen. My guys would
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  Speaker 1: not have knocked over a vase or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: They would have told me if they knocked over so
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: they Are you sure that it was my cleaning service? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't have No. Nobody had no two different carpet
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: cleaning services to come by in the same week. Man,
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  Speaker 1: y'all the only ones came by there, y'all, the ones
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  Speaker 1: that did it y'all the one more my grandmama and
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: now my grandmama. Go, mister CRUs I'm a girl man.
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  Speaker 1: Mister Caruthers, I'm sorry about it, but if you would
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  Speaker 1: give me your address, I confirmed that that's actually was
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  Speaker 1: my company that came by you. I apologize, sir. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I up. Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if can you please just give me your address, sir,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: let me let me full some information up in my
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: system and we can we can straighten all this out.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on for more second, please say go and ask
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  Speaker 1: Wayne and Robert. You need to come in here for
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: a second. They had to be the ones to clean
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: that man carpet on last week. Hold sir, Grandma now
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: keeping on that corfee table, but we're keeping on that
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: coffee table. It's go, mister brothers. I'm sorry. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to find out this. When I give myself together, I'm
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: gonna come down there and I'm gonna kick some and
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: the damn place. Do you hear me? Listen, Caruthers, and
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I'm just not listen. I'm gonna do everything that I
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: can to help you. But now don't don't uh, You're
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: not gonna freend me on this phone. Tell you you
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: move my grandmama. I'm gonna move you. No, you hear me,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna, I promise, I'm gonna tell everybody not to
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: use this damn carp and clean the service because y'all
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: don't know what y'all know. Holy hell on, now let's listen. Nah, Now,
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  Speaker 1: it took me a long time to get my services together.
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  Speaker 1: Certain we do a real good job. Now you're not
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: gonna threaten me. Y'all moveship for grandmama. That's what y'all do.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: You move people's grandmama. We sir, we have never had
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: this kind of incidence. A matter of fact, we haven't
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: had any incidence at all. So I'm gonna everybody I'm home.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about your grandmother. Sir. I'm gonna get everything
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  Speaker 1: right away from home, gonna get a man in the
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  Speaker 1: newspaper and tell everybody not to use this damn service.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I promise you that I have told you once. Now
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna trepn me about my damn company no more.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: You understand me. But putting on added no newspaper and
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna ship there. Tell me what you're gonna
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: do how to call my sons in here, how to
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: calling that you did the owner ones that clean that
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: got dog gonna coffee? Now, I'm gonna find out what happened.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: But you're not gonna threaten my company. You understanding, It's
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: how I make my living. Now, I don't know how
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: you make your living, but it's how I make. Don't
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: make y'all learn my moving people. Grandmama's man. You move
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: my grandma with my grandmama. Ain't on the coffee table
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  Speaker 1: no more, sir, sir, it's I'm sorry that you're grandma
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: not on your coffee table no more. Look, I'll try
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: to find out what happens. We're gonna get this fix
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: for you, but you gotta work for me. Yeah. Well,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I'm coming y'all now, riding down to do damn iwas,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: and start kicking some how your boys. Now you too,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Oh you should have come down here, come bring you,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: come on down here right now. I'm not scaring you
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: and you look, I'm trying to help you. And you
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: want to go off on me like that. I don't
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: give a miss a call down here right now. You
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: an't getting even your entrance. I don't even know where
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: you are, and I don't even know if we're seen.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I promise you I'm whooping your boys ain't yo because
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: y'all to move my grandmo. You move my grandmother? Man,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: something bro, Miss Caruthers. Don't threaten me or don't threaten
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: me by my boys my son. I don't take that
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: too lightly. I will come personally to your house right now,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: beach up and then come back to clean your house
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: for free. Do you understand me? Don't you talk to
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: my children? And don't you trick me? Let me count
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: my damn fun out. One more thing I want to
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: tell you, man, is you listening? What is it? Nephew
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: tim me from the Steve Harby Money Show. You just
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: got plagued by your wife dog Hello, hey s man
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  Speaker 1: define define um. I don't anybody that that wasn't that
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: wasn't nobody else timeing Man, You ain't right down, You
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: di't right You called me coming now You got my
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: son into looking like like they did some bump up
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: a fast head. Man, you will tell me what you're
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: gonna do with my coming. Man, you know how long
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: it's been? Say? Am I coming to thought? To man?
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: You're rough for that ro man, Hey, man, Robert, I
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: got one more thing, ask you, man, what is what
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve Harmy Morning Show Player. Man,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I listen to y'all every morning. Man, y'all every more.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Look here, why don't you tell doctor Steve Man, y'all
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: need to put a corper cleaning the war over in
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  Speaker 1: the hood Awards. Man, we need cleaning. You mean a
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: corper cleaning in the category corper cleaning category. Man, y'all
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: need to go and put one in there. Yeah, home
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: run ahead of that, you go, They move big Mama
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  Speaker 1: out the part. You played too much talent on this
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: side of the show. We keep telling this, Tell Jay,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: tell killing it. We don't have a earn and our family.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: We don't have nobody that's passing in the earth. Oh no,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: my lot of black pep who don't do that? Yeah,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, do they think they're gonna get up? Yeah?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Just cheaper just coming up at the top of the hour,
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  Speaker 1: Entertainment and national news right after this, you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show and Today's entertainment News. According to People magazine,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Nick Cannon has tested positive for COVID nineteen and he
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: will temporarily step down from his hosting duties of the
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: mass Singer My Favorite Show, and Nissy Nash will reportedly
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: fill in his hostet well, so we can do another
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: drum wow, I mean right, but I can't do it
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: without him. You said that first. What's the chance of
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: drum line two coming out after thirty years? Already had
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: drum line too, you know, lighted a bumblebee. Let's go
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: for some sadness out of Paisley park Um. Prince's White
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Dove Divinity has passed away because of death was a
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: decline in her health and old age. Now, according to
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  Speaker 1: Paisley Park Estate, Divinity surpassed a lifespan of doves and
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  Speaker 1: she was one of the last of Princess o G
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: White doves. She was twenty eight years about a dove,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: we're talking about eight real years now, we're talking about it,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: one of princess doves, Princess Dove divinity. Yeah that in
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: the video he had all those doves that Yeah, purpain
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: came out of eighty something. You're trying to tell me
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: that dove been round since then? The dove is twenty
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: eight years old. Yeah, we were just asking, I can't
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  Speaker 1: do the rest of yourself. I can't. I got this.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do the rest of the stamps some more
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  Speaker 1: personal time. I'm needed weak? When when is the We
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: were just talking talking, but I think we'll be disrespectful
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  Speaker 1: to fly in for it though. That's timing right there, baby,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: that's quick, come quickly it disrespect Well, how old is
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Mike Tyson's pigeon? Because we need to keep tracking it.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Look out my well, they're still alive so far. Yeah,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: can do pigeons and doves? Get a loan that they
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: about the same thing. You know. It's that black it's
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: that black white thing. Damn that bubble. I know. I
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: think bubbles passed away. I'm sorry. Did you see Shirley?
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Do you know you willing to kill anybody? Now? You're
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: killing monkeys? No, double will do it now? Bubbles is gone, Steve,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: what bubbles? Divinity? All right, it's time for headlines. That's
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  Speaker 1: the name of the due let's go. Divinity was the
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: name of the Oh yeah, go back and look at
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: the video when divinity Now I can't watch it now,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, oh well, all right, all right, Steve,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: time for headlines. If you can do it, if you're okay,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: really can't. Somebody else introduced somebody else, June La Jay,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, because I know you probably I've got to
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  Speaker 1: up to what I'm gonna do my best, lady and
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: gentleman and trip No, okay, he passed me the tissue, Tito. Anyway,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: good mooring. This is entered with the news everybody out there.
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  Speaker 1: The House of Representatives voted yesterday to remove controversial Republican
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  Speaker 1: congress from Marjorie Taylor Green from her committee assignments because
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: of her history of trafficking racist, anti Semitic, and basis
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  Speaker 1: conspiracy theories. The Republicans took no action, so the Democrats
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: took Taylor Green off the important Education and Budget committees.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Taylor Green tried to plead her case before the vote
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  Speaker 1: was taken by claiming that, for instance, she no longer
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  Speaker 1: thinks that these Sandy Hook massacre and the World Trade
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Centers were staged. Nine to eleven absolutely happened. I remember
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: that day, crying all day long watching it on the news.
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  Speaker 1: Later in twenty eighteen, when I started finding misinformation, lies,
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  Speaker 1: things that were not true in these que and on posts,
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  Speaker 1: I stopped but she even tried to play the victim
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: later on, a victim of the media. Any source of
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  Speaker 1: information that is a mix of truth and a mix
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  Speaker 1: of lies is dangerous, no matter what it is saying,
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  Speaker 1: what party it is helping, anything, or any country it's about,
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  Speaker 1: It's dangerous. Well, now, Taylor Green did not mention any
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: specific network. However, the voting technology company smart Magic Smartmadock
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  Speaker 1: rather has followed two point seven billion with a b
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: dollar lawsuit against Fox News, some of that network's host
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  Speaker 1: and Trump attorneys Sidney Powell and Rudy Giuliani. Smartmadic claims
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  Speaker 1: that the group worked in concert to wage a disinformation
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  Speaker 1: campaign in the days after the election that has jeopardized
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  Speaker 1: it's very survival. Smart Madox accusing Giuliani, Powell, and Fox
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  Speaker 1: host Luke Dobbs, Maria Bartarromo and Jeane Piero Jeanine Pierro
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  Speaker 1: of intentionally lying about Smart maddocks, saying it wasn't wasn't good,
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  Speaker 1: didn't work, and was doing all sorts of in an
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  Speaker 1: effort to mislead the publican to the false belief that
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  Speaker 1: Donald Trump had actually won the election. Smart Madock is
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  Speaker 1: the second vote technology company to Sue Powell and Giuliani.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: By the way, meanwhile, sag after that's The union representing radio,
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  Speaker 1: TV and movie actors had scheduled a disciplinary hearing yesterday
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  Speaker 1: for Donald Trump with the aim of revoking his membership
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: for a leisurely inciting last month's Capitol Hill riot. So
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Trump decided to quit first, the union issued a two
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: word response to his resignation. It was simply thank you.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump's second impeachment trial starts next Tuesday. By the way,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: He's already turned down the House Impeachment Manager's request to
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: provide some sworn testimony. In other words, show up and
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: testify under oath. House prosecutors say that the written answers
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: followed by the ex president's legal team ahead of the
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: trial denied factual allegations, so they wanted to talk to him,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: but he says he's not coming. As a Biden administration's
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: vaccination effort picks up, city and states under increased pressure
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: to ensure that doses of the vaccine being distributed fairly
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: to those who need it most. And finally, this is
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl weekend, the weekend when the whole nation runs
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: out of chicken wings and recipe you We're going to
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  Speaker 1: do some other roasted chicken wings. Got some soy song smells.
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  Speaker 1: Don't yell, by the way, just clap. Now back to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, time for you to introduce Jay. Ladies
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Here Jay Anthony Brown. I thought i'd do
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  Speaker 1: something different today and write a song, and after the
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  Speaker 1: song we might have a little discussion. It's up back
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: in the days. If you like it, hit it hitting.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Do you remember back in the day when you went
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: outside if you wanted to play your hand to be
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: back home before it got nicer. You kept your eyes
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: on the street light, grinding on the girl. The girl
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: grind back saying that you hit it, but you talked
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: a smack. You used to put your mouth on a
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: window fan, eating frablone right on the pan, yes, ma'am, No, ma'am.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: How we talked. No ride in school, You had to walk.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I've been the morning eating frost the place, but you
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: got no serve for your pancakes. Clean kitchen like Mama said,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: or she gonna get your butt up out the bed.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: We used to hide the belt when we did wrong.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: But you still got a whipper when your daddy got home.
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  Speaker 1: You remember. Don't act like you forgot hide and sick.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: We used to play for hours. Nobody had a toy.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: What you unwrap your gifts? You open it up. It's
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: a pack of pencils, hot bread and butter. Come and
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: get your supper. You remember, Oh my god, you remember.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Don't act like you kill eating rice and gravy. A
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  Speaker 1: man aate sandwich sometimes just a sandwich. Serve sandwich, catch
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: up the sandwich. Black and white TV or no kV
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: on punishment or you calling me a lie eating cereal
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: and reading the box. Don't act like y'all remember you're
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: in a little football game. You had to set up.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: It went like eat and it would spin around and
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: didn't go no damn well candle like the Cowboys. I
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: love it, Jade. That was fire run back. You got
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: to be a baby boomer to remember all of that.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: If you're a baby boomer, you remember everything. Nothing I
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: remember left out, but I had to clean up the
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: kitchen and clean it up right. And clean up the kitchen,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: me wash the dishes, dry the dishes, put the dishes up,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: you know, empty the trash and sweep the flow. I
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: mean that's clean up the kitchen and mom and and mom, yeah,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: and mom. And if you had a dishwasher you couldn't
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: use yeah, sh wake you up, wall covers back and
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Saturday morning, we're gonna clean this whole house. You hear me?
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Get them base boards, baby, I want them base boards clean. One.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I can't some old cartoons. This this is crew punishment. Man.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: What old underwear you clean in the house? All right?
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Jake Always. I just can't laugh this morning.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty that do man? Oh god, I'm mighty.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about the big game coming up, super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: fifty five right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Super Bowl fifty five is this Sunday. I'm
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: sure you guys know that it's going to be at
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: the Raymond James Stadium in Tampa Bay. Tom Brady and
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: the Tampa Bay Buccaneers versus Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: City Chiefs. Tim Who you got? Time me? Who you got?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I gotta go with the young boy. I'm going to
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: kill you. Who you got? Chief Jay? Who you got? Oh?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: He's coming to answer. What you got to ask me? Yo?
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I'm old, old old Brady. I'm Brady, I'm Brady. I'm
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: gonna go with the Kansas City Chiefs. But I'm doing
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: it reluctantly because I am so scared or going against that.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Damn Tom Brady. He can do it. If anybody can
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: do it, it's him. I think he got these boys
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: in a mindset. But then you know what, Kansas City, man,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: you know, they don't care about that. They don't care, man.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: They go out there the ball. So if Tom Brady
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: wins this, then is he the greatest of all stick out?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: He's the greatest quarterbasketball time already. Yeah. Yeah, But I'm
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: saying bowl right, Yeah, that's it, And it's gonna be
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: hard to catch him. It's gonna be hard for my
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: homes to catch you. Yeah, you know, but my homes
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: had he gotta win to be If he don't win,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: he's not the greatest. He's still great. He's still no, no, no,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Tom Brady. It's the greatest quarterback to ever play this
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: game period right now? Really? Really ten super bowls? Ten
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: super bowls. He'd been to ten super Bowls? It won
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: six or seven? Six? Wow? Whatever? Yeah? Yeah. The official
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: attendance figure says there will be twenty five thousand fans
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: in the stands and another thirty thousand cutouts. Also, out
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: of the twenty five thousand fans in attendance, seventy five
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: hundred of those will be vaccinated healthcare workers. Yeah, so
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: that's really Did you know they asked the cutouts the
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: social distance so they don't spread them. No, we hadn't
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: heard that, Jad, thank you to the street. Yes, So
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: what the what's what's every year we talk about chicken wings?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: What's the story on chicken wings this year? Well, okay,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: so this is according to the National Chicken Council, Steve,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: they're saying we're gonna devour a record this year of
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: one point forty two billion chicken wings. That's billion with
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: a be chicken wings. I believe it. Yeah, And they
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: say people about the shortage, Yeah, they don't have to
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: worry about the shortage of wings this year because chicken
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: production was steady during the pandemic and all of twenty twenty.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: So what are the chickens, sir? What are you billions
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: of chickens? Were you chicken going half a billion? Yeah? Yeah,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: you need five hundred million chickens? Yeah, each one of
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: them have two wings. And if you and if you
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: let Kentucky make the chickens, and you probably don't need
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: but a hunding and eighty no judges. If you let
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: churches make them, see, you just have a wing growing
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: out of every area the US man. Yeah, ur steroids
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: chicken out of churches. Yeah. So how many are you
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: guys gonna consumer? You still gonna eat chicken wings? Can
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: you eat chicken wings on your on your programs? Well,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Sunday's my cheat day. So Sunday I'll be able to
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: have cheap meals. You know, my trainer said, the whole
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: day is a cheap day. Might nutritionally says one meal.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I'm act like I ain't here from her, You're going forward?
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: What's she talking about? How many wings can you yourself
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: down in one sitting? How many? I really just like
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: the flats? Me too, I love it. I really just
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: like the flats, And I do about by the eighteen
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: eighteen You can put that minute downs over the course
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: of the game. Okay, huh okay, all right, all right,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: and don't figure to check out Steve Harvey hosting the
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: NFL Honors tomorrow night. Nineties. That's what you bs coming
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: up the nephew with the prank phone call. Right after this.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject why is
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: your mama always drunk at Yeah, we'll get into that
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: in a little while. Right now, the nephew is in
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: the building with today's prank phone call. What you got
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: for is nev This right here is super Bowl party,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: super Bowl party. Earlier this week, got the super Bowl trip.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: This is super Bowl party. All right, let's go, kat Dog,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: take a listen. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Gerd. Yeah,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: this is Let's call. Hey, this is this It's Curtis Man.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm one of your neighbors in the neighborhood. I'm
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: about three I think about three streets over from you.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I'm reaching out to you, man, I know the super
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Bowl coming up? Are you are you? Are you playing
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: on throwing your your annual super Bowl party this year? Man?
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: How you get you? Said you in the neighborhood. Yeah,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: y'all live in the neighborhood. I'm I'm three streets over
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: from you. Oh, Okay, Yeah, how'd you hear about the
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl party? Man? I mean, I mean everybody knows
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: about it. I mean, you know, it's it's it's it's
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: pretty big. Every year you got you know, I mean
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: it's it's it's cars everywhere. I mean, you guys be
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: be rocking for all through the NiFe on Super Bowl Night.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: So I'm calling to see if are you Are you
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: throwing it this year? Um? Yes? And you I do
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: it every year, man, I do it every year. A
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: neighbors come over, everybody comes over, We have a good time.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: So yeah, we're gonna be doing it again this year.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: While what's up? Okay? So here here what I want
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: to tell you, man, Every year your party too loud,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: and here's people parking all in front of other people's houses.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm three streets old. It's people parking in
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: my driveway to get to your house, and to be
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: honest with you, is too loud. And I'm just telling
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: you this year, if that is loud this year, I'm
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: calling the police this year. Man, this is what you
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: really called me for. You really called me to threaten me,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: to tell me you're gonna call the police shut down
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: my party broad too loud. Man, we've met everybody, and
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: everybody in the neighborhood. Come to my party. Man, ain't
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: know everybody in the neighhood. Don't come because I damn
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: show ain't been there. That's because you ain't get an invite.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Because hater. That's why you ain't getting no invite. You,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I said, you hater. That's why I'm not No, I
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: ain't no hater. I'm just telling you your stuff is
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: out of control. Man. You gotta tone it. You gotta
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: get control of your party. You don't have control of it. Man,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: you're telling me how to control my control your mouth.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Start it. Let's start right there. All right. You ain't
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: calling No, you ain't doing none of that. We ain't
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: doing Oh yeah, hold on, you ain't telling me what
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do. All right. I just you the one. You,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: you the one on the last party. You're the one
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: got people parking and people driveway and yeah, that's right.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: If it happens this year, I'm calling the police. You
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: ain't calling nobody. You ain't calling it person. I'm gonna
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: tell you that right now. Okay, So how are you
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: fee to stop me? How are you finna stop me
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: from making sure I got peace and on my street
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: at my house. I'm gonna stop you with a size
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: twelve right up, y'all. Okay, okay, hey, I'm gonna tell you.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you again. Control your party, get the
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: noise level where it ain't disturbing everybody in the neighborhood,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: and stop people from parking in people's driveway. And I'm
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you again, I'm about to have a party
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: with my size twelve right up in your Hey, dude,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: it is what it is, then, it is what a
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: look for the police to be at your party, all right,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: look for the people to look for the police to
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: be at your damn party, because evidently you don't respect
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: your neighbors. It's what it is. You know what I
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: do respect. My name is because all the neighbors in
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: the neighborhood come except for you, because we already know
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: you're on y'ar on that list. Yet I hate that's
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: a neighbor that'd be calling tow trucks and you know,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: complaining about leaves and people's yard and all that. I
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: know you, I know exactly who you are. That's why
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: you never got an invite to the party because you
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: do not even know me. Dude, you use the idea
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: who I am use a buster? Use that, But I'm
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: gonna be the buster that's calling popos to be over
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: there on Sunday. Listen to snitch snitching. That's a that's
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: not snitching. No, it's controlling the atmosphere and stopping it
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: from being out of control. You atmospher. Let me ask
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: you something. So so you think people that's going to
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: your party are to be able to park in my driveway? Listen, man,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real with you. I'm sorry if anybody
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: man parked in your driveway, but nothing for you to
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: just knock on the door and say, hey, excuse me.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: You know I'm trying to get out, you know whatever. Whatever.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I make sure I put it on the flyers that
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: we don't want people blocking driveways. But you know, obviously
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: it happened, and I apologize for that. But that's no
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: reason for you to be going on extra crazy and
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: going to extra mount talking about I'm calling the police.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: You know what are you're calling nobody? Man? Shut up?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: That right there is what's wrong with black people today.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Instead of coming to me like a man you're coming
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: to me like a coward instead of coming to me
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: like a man and saying, listen, man, you because the
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: first thing you're talking about, oh, I'm gonna call the police,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: and then when the police come and beat your black
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: pass up, you're gonna be on the other line complaining,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: talking about to be you want to be sure, and
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: doing this and that. Don't you know, that's how you
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: get up, man. So as black people, we gotta learn
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: how to stick together and come together. If you want
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: to come to the party, it sounds like you're a
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: silent hater on the loaf for real, like you really
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: want to come to the party, but because you're the
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: only person in the neighborhood that hasn't been invited. Now
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: you're talking about calling the police. I know exactly who
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: you are. Who am I You? That dude that live
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: up two three streets over and you drive that that
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: red pickup truck with the flannel shirts and all of that.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: You're the only person in the hood driving a red
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: pickup truck and the flannel It's wrong with you, man,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: that's why you ain't getting no invite. And on top
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: of that, all those dogs you got running around in
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: your backyard. You need to clean them up. They'd be
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: back there and everything, and then the other neighbors can't
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: even have barbecues because your big, rusty gass dogs running around.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: You got a nerve to be talking about you calling
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: the police when we need to be calling the city
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: on you. All that trash and you got in front
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: of your house. Man, get out of here. I'm gonna
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: call the cops on you right now if you ain't.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: You're wearing the flannel shirts with red pickup truck and
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: the dogs running around with fall in the front yard,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: in the backyard and fall over the place. Who the
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: are you that tell me say no more? I'm gonna
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: tell you who I am. This is nephew Tommy from
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: your next dough neighbor, Brian. That's who I am. You
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: know what? You know what? You know what now I'm
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: definitely gonna kick you in his man. You had me going, Man,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I hold when I run this prank. I hope the
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: man with the red pickup truck and the flanner shirt
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: ain't listening to it. All right, man, I got one
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: more thing you gotta tell me, what's the baddest and
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: you already know it's the Steam Harvey Morning Show. As
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: a party, man, that was good. Yeah, yeah, mouthful to
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: say to you. Ye dogs, you got truck. I won't
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: nobody want food with you. I hope your red truck
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: man no show up to the party. I really he
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: wasn't listening. You're right talking about me. He was not
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: getting not shut up all. You're having a super Bowl
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: party this year. I'm having a few fellas over It
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: will be a social distance Yeah, okay, doctor fouch, She says,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: super spread Tommy, Timmy, Oh oh that's right, My bad.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I got ready to say, how y'all going to social
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: distance at your house? But you don't live in the house.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: You live in the shot to my bad. Come on, guy,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: stop now you know who you know could throw a
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: house party as social distance in the house. You got
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: big at you. I ain't having nobody over here for Junior.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Y'all gonna be social distance? Hell no, I'll be right
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: up on him. I know Junior ain't got it. Look,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: how do you know that hug and everything everything in
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: quarantine for real? Then we're gonna be smoking your goals. Yeah,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: you have fun. All right. For today's frank phone call,
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: be Safe, Be Safe Coming up Strawberry Letters subject why
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: is your Mama Always dunk? We'll get into it right
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And
• 53:43
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• 53:46
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• 54:00
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• 54:02
  Speaker 1: It is a strong, very letter voted best subject why
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: is your Mama Always drunk? Yes, and the award goes too.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: All right, Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm married to a man
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: that can't control his mother. We've been married for two years.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: For two years, and I've dealt with this since I
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: met him. His mother went through a late life crisis
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: and has started shopping at Forever twenty one and hanging
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: out at cafes at night. I have warned her about COVID,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: but she says alcohol kills the virus. If that's the case,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: she won't need the vaccination because she is always a
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: little tipsy when we see her. She's always got a
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: yetti cup full of wine with her, and she rambles
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: on and repeats herself a lot. My husband and I
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: live in a nice enough neighborhood and there's an older
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: man that lives with his daughter next door to us.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: He sits in the yard in the evenings, and my
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: husband's mom has made it her business to get all
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: in his business. She told us that he's single and
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: he just broke up with his girlfriend, so she's ready
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: to make a move on him. I told her to
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: leave that man alone. Two days later, I noticed her
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: car was in our driveway, but I didn't see her.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I went next door and looked in the front window window,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: and I saw her with the neighbor and it looked
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: like they were having sex. I told my husband, and
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: he wanted to go next door, but I told him
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: not to. The next thing we know, there's a knock
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: on the door from the man and he said that
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: my husband's mom was passed out drunk in his living room.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: My husband was embarrassed, and he quickly went next door
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: to get his mom. He still won't tell his mom
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: to cut it out and act her age. Should I
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: intervene and talk to her or should I mind my
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: business and let my husband handle it? Please advise? I mean,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: what do you think you can do at this point?
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Your husband hasn't done anything. Let your husband handle it,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: He hasn't handled it. This is a grown woman who
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: has a drinking problem. She drinks, That's why she's always drunk. Right,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: You said yourself that you have dealt with this for
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: two years. Two years and that's how long you've been
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: married to your husband, so you knew this was going
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: on before you guys got married. I mean, you even
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: warned her about COVID, but she had a clap back
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: for that, saying alcohol kills the virus. What mama? So
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: right there, she's not trying to hear anything you have
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: to say to her. And as far as your husband,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: her son, you see, he can't control her. He can't
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: say anything. He's not going to say anything. He might
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: be afraid to say anything to his mom. You know
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: how that is. She's definitely an embarrassment. I get that,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: but you're gonna have to let this play out because
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: you guys can't do anything, and she's already out of control.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: She's doing whatever she wants to do. And the last
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: time I checked, passing out drunk over a man's house
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: that you're trying to get with. That's not sexy and
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: that doesn't get you in. So maybe you could tell
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: her that, maybe that'll help, But I don't think anything's
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: gonna help. She wants to drink and do whatever she
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: wants to do, hang out at cafes? Did you say
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: at night? All right, Steve, go ahead, Well, I don't know.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: You've been married to a man that you say can't
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: control is mama? Who can control a mama? Right? That's
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: that's a tough one right there now. And you've been
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: dealing with this since you met her. Now here's a problem.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: His mother went through a life, midlife crisis and has
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: started shopping at Forever one and hang out at cafes
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: at night Forever twenty one. Now the reason. See, when
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: you when you're old and you shop at Forever twenty one,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: you have to drink so you can think you look
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: good in that outfit. See the reason they named the
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: stove forever twenty one. It's so they can attract the
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: younger crowd. Yes, they didn't mean that if you put
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: this on, you will always look like you twenty one.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: It's just an advertising slogan. It's not a damn fact.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: A matter of fact. When you put clothes on that
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: you ain't got no business putting on, you look like
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: a food. This is how I know she old. So
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: you've warned her about it. She hang out of cafes
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: and night. She said that you warned her about COVID.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: But she says alcohol kills the virus. Now, if that
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: ain't an old ass remedy, I don't know who it is.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: You got to be old to come up with that,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: all right now, So she don't need the fascination. And
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: then she's always high when you see it. She got
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: it now. This is this is when you really high.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: She ain't got a solo cup. She don't have a
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: paper cup. This old heffergot a YETI cup full of knickel,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: but yetti cup. That means it can stay the same
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: temperature for hours. Yeah, she a professional drinker. She got
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: the same feeling the whole way through that damn YETI cup. Yeah,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: even rappers ain't moved to YETI cups yet. She's an
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: advanced alcoholic. My husband and I, y'all live in a
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: nice neighborhood. And as an older man that lives with
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: his daughter, next daughter, y'all, and he sits in yard
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: in the evening that my husband's mom has made it
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: her business to get all up in his business. Well, you,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: you made that statement, but what you really didn't know
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: was what she was really trying to get all up in.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: And it wasn't just his business, it was his house.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: And then she told us he's single and broke up
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: with his girlfriend, so she ready to make up, moved
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: And when we come back, I'll explain to you everything
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: else that happened in this lattitude. All right, Steve, all right,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: we can't wait. Part two of Steve's response is coming
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: up at twenty three minutes after the hour subject it's
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: our favorite, why is your mama Always drunk? We'll get
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter, the subject why
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: is your mama always drunk? Why? Well, this man's mama
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: you've been married to him for two years and you'redn't
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: dealt with the drink. And since you met him is
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: mother went through a late life crisis and then started
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: shopping at father twenty one. You didn't say how old
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: she was, but he's probably doubled at so she should
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  Speaker 1: probably be shopping at Forever Senior Citizens. But no, she's
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  Speaker 1: at Forever when it wont that's a new store I'm
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  Speaker 1: thinking about opening. Quit acting at your age, not your
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  Speaker 1: shoe side. You know she don't care nothing about COVID
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  Speaker 1: because she drink enough. She said alcohol kills the vibrus.
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  Speaker 1: She's a professional drinker. Because we found out she don't
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  Speaker 1: have it in a solo cover. It ain't in the
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  Speaker 1: style phone cover. This woman carries her look around in
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  Speaker 1: a damn Yetti She's invested. Yetti cups are expensive. She's
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  Speaker 1: invested in keeping her alcohol at premium temperature. That's to be.
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  Speaker 1: That's an alcoholic when you got to keep it right
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  Speaker 1: at the same damn temperature. She don't want to water
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  Speaker 1: down na na showing the ice in it or nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty three degrees. Yeah, Now that's a man next door
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  Speaker 1: that she'd have made it her business to get to
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  Speaker 1: know him. Because he'd have told her she broke up
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  Speaker 1: with his girlfriend. He broke up with a girlfriend, so
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  Speaker 1: now she gonna make a move on it. You told
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  Speaker 1: her to lead that man alone? Who are you? Old?
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  Speaker 1: People need love to lead that man alone? Maybe that
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  Speaker 1: man don't want to be left alone? How would you
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  Speaker 1: like it when you get old somebody tell you leave
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  Speaker 1: you alone? You're just sitting over there by your damn self.
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  Speaker 1: See that. I think she was doing a Christian thing. Really,
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  Speaker 1: just for now, just for now, right, find out in
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  Speaker 1: a couple of lines that this wasn't real churchy after all.
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  Speaker 1: Two days later you noticed her car was in y'all's driveway,
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  Speaker 1: but you didn't see her. Now, this is the part
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  Speaker 1: of the letter I want to focus on. I went
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  Speaker 1: next door and looked in the front wind dough. What
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  Speaker 1: what your your busy body? Has you so damn nosy?
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  Speaker 1: You went next door, walked up on this man's damn
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  Speaker 1: porch and looked in their front window. Do you not
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  Speaker 1: know that's illegal? Peeping? Tom is illegal? Neighborhood man, you
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  Speaker 1: can't do that. Who is she the neighborhood watch? All right?
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  Speaker 1: So now let me take you. Then, she said, I
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  Speaker 1: looked in saw her with the neighbor, and it looked
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  Speaker 1: like they were having sex. Let's stop right here for right.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean it looked like they were having sex? Right?
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  Speaker 1: How you having sex and it don't look like it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've had some sex. Every time I've had it,
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  Speaker 1: it looked like I was having it. It just ain't
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  Speaker 1: no way. It ain't no way. You can be performing
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  Speaker 1: and don't look like you performing. Sex is an activity.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a reading suggestion. Yeah, you ain't over that
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  Speaker 1: suggestion thing. It's an activity. So you know, gonna hear
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  Speaker 1: well what you saw or you lying one of the two.
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  Speaker 1: It looked like they was having sex. Here you go.
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  Speaker 1: Now you got to be tied now because now you
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  Speaker 1: got to climb down off the porch, go all the
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  Speaker 1: way back across the driveway, go up to step and
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  Speaker 1: tell your husband. And he won't to go next door,
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  Speaker 1: but I told him not to. Why not. You've been
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  Speaker 1: over there, She over there, he over there. You've been
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  Speaker 1: over there. But now the boy can't go over there. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: I told him not to. Next thing, we know, there's
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  Speaker 1: a knock on the door from the man and he
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  Speaker 1: said that my husband mom was passed out drunk in
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  Speaker 1: his living room. Look, which goes to prove right there
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  Speaker 1: he was having sex and old man, old man was
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  Speaker 1: in there putting in work. Old man was in there
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  Speaker 1: putting in hard work. And she didn't passed out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so he thought he had killed her, so that he
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  Speaker 1: came over this this silly he tried to stay out
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  Speaker 1: of jail, Jeanma gene oh claudetto over here land on
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  Speaker 1: his little room. And she didn't passed out because she drunk.
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  Speaker 1: He'd left out the part of what he was doing
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  Speaker 1: to her because he don't know you was in the
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  Speaker 1: window watching it. So he just came and told you
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  Speaker 1: she drunk. He put her out. Okay, my husband was embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: He quick quickly went next door to get his mom.
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  Speaker 1: Let go ahead and get her drunk heads. He still
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  Speaker 1: won't telling his mama to cut it out in that day.
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  Speaker 1: Should I intervene to tell yeah, yeah, go ahead, take
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  Speaker 1: your nose, asswer, you would he would nose the ass woman,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: gone get in her barsad you over there looking in windows,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: climbing up on porch and getting ladders, looking in and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Gott a telescope dissecting sexual movements. Hell, yeah, in a field.
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  Speaker 1: All right, she gonna knock your ass out because drunk
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  Speaker 1: people slap people real quick. Poster comments on today's Strubberry letters.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. Coming up Sports
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  Speaker 1: Talk with Junior right after this. You're listening, Steve? All right, guys,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: time now for Sports Talk with Junior. What you got Junior?
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  Speaker 1: Al right? Sureley to count down the Super Bowl with
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: fifty five? Is this Sunday in Tampa Bay, Florida. I
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: saw this post on espns i G page just just
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  Speaker 1: to tell you and look into the mind of Tom Brady.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: After the NFC Championship game, someone was crying in the
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Tampa Bay locker room and Tom Brady was like, what
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: the f you crying for? We ain't done yet. We
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: got a whole other game. Would you cry? You got him?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Because he got six of them? He don't when the crime.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: You ain't seen me fry yet, man. We also trending
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: sports fans are saying that Patrick Mahomes is to the
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Kansas City Chiefs what Michael Jordan was to the Chicago
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: bull doing the early days of his career. So is
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: that a true statement? You think that's too early to
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: see how could it not be? I mean, this dude
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: is he is right? He's the highest paid person in
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: pro pro sports? Yeah? What are half a billion? Dog?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: It ain't and ain't. I don't know no baseball player
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  Speaker 1: making that money. No, No, ain't nobody making that type
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: of He got a half a billion dollars? Wow? Yeah?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: How much money the guy made? Who he throw the
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: ball to? I mean his salaries? Nah? Now, ain't gonna
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: get that now because nah, we throw it to a
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: lot of people. Hell no people. Yeah, and we just
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: throw it to somebody else. Man, you want to half
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: a billion? We can't throw it to somebody because somebody
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: will catch this ball for two million? Yea will yes?
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  Speaker 1: Stay will man? So Sunday man, I know where everybody
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: got the Chiefs except Jay going with the Bucks. Wow,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: you ain't say it like that. Well, I mean you
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: ain't listening to me. Hey, hey man, But let me
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: tell you something though. I'm I'm I'm going with the
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Chiefs because I like Patrick mahone and I like the Chiefs.
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  Speaker 1: If I had to bet on what I think experience
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  Speaker 1: is gonna do, it's it's the bucking neers, man, it's
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: the bucket needs. I think they have an overall better team,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: more better defensive players and great, you know, but I
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: ain't got a little dog. Oh yeah, Oh, Brady can
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  Speaker 1: do it because they got a football team. And what
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Brady is saying to them in that locker room is
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: gonna be affective. But mahone talking to them too, because
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: they just won or they ain't forgot and they ain't
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: no chump sah and they defended right now. Their favorite
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: you know, Chiefs is favored by three. So that's here.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: How close is gonna be? Right there? Jack, You're supposed
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: to be that tight. It's gonna be that tight man.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good game. I can't wait. Oh
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: all right, you heard it from Junior coming up at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. Comedy Roulette coming up right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to. All right, guys, time now
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  Speaker 1: for comedy roulette. Jay, please explain quickly. It's very simple.
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  Speaker 1: You take three subjects. You put it on the wheels,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: fund the wheel, weird stop because we're good at this,
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  Speaker 1: we'll make it funny. Put them up, sirly, spin it
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  Speaker 1: what you got, all right. Today's categories are things people
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: believe will happen to you if you take the vaccine.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Things they who have been locked uh huh. Things people
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  Speaker 1: uh say who have been locked up for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: And then things people say about the fight they lost.
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  Speaker 1: Things people say about the fight they lost. Those are
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: the subjects. Spend the wheel. Guys like spending. See what
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  Speaker 1: we got? Oh it stopped on Things people say about
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  Speaker 1: the fight they lost. Yeah, I love people say, but
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: these people say about the fight they lost. She was
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: a girl. What was I supposed to do? Huh? Things
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: people say about the fight they lost? Hey, man, why
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: you ain't help me? You was fighting, not me. People
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: say things people say about the fight that they lost.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: You know, if I wouldn't have been eating that popeyed chicken,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have had that season in my eyes. And
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: that's really why I I. I couldn't stay. Okay, I couldn't.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: It's the three piece. It was spicy, not the mind.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing. Things people say about the fight they low
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  Speaker 1: I was kicking his ass to he threw me over
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: that garbage can. All right, we're doing comedy roulette. Things
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  Speaker 1: people say about the fight they lost, right, okay, okay, okay,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: two out of three, two out of three, let's do
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: two out of three. All right, you wasn't the first
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: one fighting about the fight they lost. Hey, man, I
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: had my good shoes on. I was sliding everywhere. I
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: had no bat whatever. Things saying about the fight they love.
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  Speaker 1: Why you ain't telling me that with sugar Ray litter son.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Why you ain't say that? Come on, man, you're supposed
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: to say that, though, dog, Come on, man, right, I'm
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: doing things. Things people say about the fight they lost. Say, man,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: you keep bringing it up. I'm gonna beat your ass.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Bring it up one more time, dog. Yeah. Yeah. Things
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  Speaker 1: people say about the fight they love. Oh, man, I'm
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: gonna get another beat. All of blood all over my
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: damn bloody ridiculous. Man. Things people say about the fight
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  Speaker 1: they lost. Listen, the carters is nine of them. It's
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: too many. I can't fight all them. Come on, man.
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  Speaker 1: Things people say about the fight they love. Man, you
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  Speaker 1: know you can't whoop ugly people. Ugly people ain't got
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  Speaker 1: nothing to lose. Yeah about the look yeah people. Things
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  Speaker 1: people say about the fight day lost. Oh that ain't nothing, man.
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  Speaker 1: I've been hit way harder than that before. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know you. All right, Well, anybody can jump in on
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  Speaker 1: this one. These people say about the fight day lost.
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  Speaker 1: You got another one. People say fight day when you
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: saw his kids. I couldn't up his hand in front
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: of his kids. Man, I can't do it. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you guys. That was comedy roulette. We'll have more
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: of today's trending news stories and trending stories coming up
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  Speaker 1: in twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this, Hey
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: you fight them. You're listening morning show and trending divorce
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: news that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West divorce has reached
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: the let me pick my stuff up and let me
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: pack it up and leave stage. Okay, how close they
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: are right now? Yeah, that's how close they are right now?
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: First priority for Kanye. Kanye had five hundred pair of
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Yeezy of sneakers, an entire walk in to his yeezys. Okay,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: M a whole walk in. A week ago we returned
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: m seven years I think seven year? Seven years? What
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: you got to say? A week ago he returned to
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles. No, no, any man they could do seven him,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeahs he's a soldier, he's
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: drown any man can hang in there for seven years.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: Hat's awful. Whatever that is on your head. It might
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: be a hat. I don't know what it is, but
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: that's absolutely How long were you married? Man? How long
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: we pick a marriage? Which times what I'm saying, pick
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: a marriage the first I never double I've never double figured,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: and I'm it's been single digits on all of them. Jay,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: I should have asked Steve that question about you anyway,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Campbell three years in, Max, three years, Max, we gotta
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: talk about all right, Well, yeah, we'll have more of
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning thirty three minutes after. Right after
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: you're listening to morning show. All right, Steve, time for
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: you to introduce Jay, ladies and gentlemen. Anthony Brown. I
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  Speaker 1: thought I'd do something different today and write a song,
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  Speaker 1: and after the song we might have a little discussion.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: It's a kind of back in the days. See, if
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  Speaker 1: you like it, hit it, hit it. Do you remember
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: back in the day when you went outside if you
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: wanted to play, it had to be back home before
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: it got nicer. You kept your eyes on the street light,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: grinding on the girl. The girl grind back saying that
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: you hit it. But you talking small. You used to
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: put your mouth on a window fan, eating frabalone right
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  Speaker 1: out the pan. Yes, ma'am, No, ma'am. How we talked.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: No ride to school. You had to walk up in
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: the money eating frost the place, but you got no
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: serve for your pancakes. Slean the kitchen like Mama said,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: or she gonna get your butt up out the bed.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: We used to hide the belt when we did wrong,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: but you still got a whipper when your daddy got home.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: You remember. Don't act like you've forgot hide and sick.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: We used to play for hours. Nobody had a toy.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: What you're unwrapping your gifts? You open it up. There's
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: a pack of pencils, hot bread and butter. Come and
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: get your supper. You remember, Oh my god, you remember?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Don't that like you eating rice and gravy, a mannad
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: sandwich sometimes just a sandwich, serve sandwich, catch up the sandwich?
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  Speaker 1: Black and white, keV or no TV on punishment? Are
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: you calling me a lie? Eating cereal and reading the box?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Don't act like y'all. Remember you're in a little football game.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: You had to set up. It went like eat and
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: it would spin around and didn't go No damn well,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: cann of late the Cowboys, I love it. Jay, that
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: was fire home run. That was not. You gotta be
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: a baby boomer to remember all of that. If you're
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: a baby boomer, you remember everything. Nothing I remember was
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: left out. But I had to clean up the kitchen
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: was clean it up, right, And clean up the kitchen.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: Me wash the dishes, dry the dishes, put the dishes up,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: you know, empty the trash, and sweep the flow. I
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: mean that's clean up the kitchen. And mom and mom
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: and mom. Yeah, and mom. And if you had a dishwasher,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: you couldn't use yeah, she wake you up, wall covers back,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: and Saturday morning, we're gonna clean this whole house. You
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: hear me. Get them base boards, Baker. I want them
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: baseboards clean. When I can't stole some old underwash cartoons.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: This was. This is grew punishment with old underwear. You
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: cleaning the house? All right? Thank you, Jake. Always coming up.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: It is our last break of the day of the week.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: It is Friday, last break of the day, coming up.
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  Speaker 1: Closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey at
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: listening to show here we are last break of the
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: day for this Friday. It's been a good day. Super
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: Bowl weekend, Steve. Your NFL Honors show is tomorrow night nine,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: eighth Central on CBS. Gonna be pretty good. We will
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: be watching, Boss will be watching. We will and I
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: shout out too much you have on, Yeah, we gotta
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: tell us what it is. Also, none of you rise.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: I really disappointed because I wore for nothing when nobody
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: in that big air stadium, I say you wore for nothing. Yeah,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: I hate to wasting outfit. I feel you on that
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: to wasting outfit. I want to send a shout out
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: to my grandson h b J. I call him Buddha BJ.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: He's got a great dad man being as a great father.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: He really invest time in that boy. But they sent
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: me a video the other day and he caught ten.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: He's four years old. He caught ten football passes in
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: the garage in a row. WHOA really proud moment for him. Man,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna b really. Yeah, he caught ten in
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: a row, and he was counting them because all he
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: wanted to do was catch three in a row. And
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: then he said give me four, and then he threw
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: forward and then he kept counting. Got to ten it.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: It's funny. He caught the ten fo it counted, threw
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: it behind him, but we counted it as a ten.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: So that was my Yeah, yeah, that was my proud
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: grandfather moment. I didn't watching the video about seventy five
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: times the cowboys ain't caught ten passes. He doing great,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: future Cleveland Brown. Be careful with your Brown's comments. Okay,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: what a future Cleveland Brown. That wasn't a good comment.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't like that? What's wrong with that? Tell me?
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of how you said, Shelly. You know he
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  Speaker 1: think you putting shade on the future Cleveland Brown. I
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  Speaker 1: did not, Well, she didn't know. I did see his daddy.
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  Speaker 1: His daddy is a Packer fan and and he make VJ.
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  Speaker 1: Webb package jerseys all the time. Yeah that kind of
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  Speaker 1: makes me throw up a little bit. It's his boy,
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  Speaker 1: So what can I say, you know, packless packer. Well,
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  Speaker 1: this is the same grandson that his parents feed him
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  Speaker 1: vegan food, and when he comes to your house, you're
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  Speaker 1: giving barbecue. So barbecue and cheetos. You better be a granddad.
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  Speaker 1: That's what grandparents are supposed to do. Spoil their That's cool.
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  Speaker 1: See Yeah, so all right, so NFL honors tomorrow night,
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  Speaker 1: and then you guys, the big game is Sunday, of course,
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  Speaker 1: Tampa Bay. I'm gonna tell you something else I did
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  Speaker 1: to him too. He was over one time and I
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  Speaker 1: was eating the corn beef sandwich. Yeah, I just gonna
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  Speaker 1: I let him bite into it, and boy, the joy
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  Speaker 1: that was on his face from corn beef. I said, Boy,
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  Speaker 1: one day, Papa gonna take you to Cleveland to Sliming's
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  Speaker 1: corn Beef on forty if it's Saint Clair, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna take you in there with your granddad. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: let you eat the whole corn beef sandwich. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be sick as hell after that. Oh yes, the parents
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  Speaker 1: are gonna be mad. Yea. I take what I did.
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  Speaker 1: One time. You know, I was doing a cleans you know,
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  Speaker 1: I had did the de Herbs cleans and I was
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  Speaker 1: feeling great, losing weight, and to break it. We were
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  Speaker 1: in New York shooting something for my talk show. And
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  Speaker 1: it was the day I was breaking it, and I
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  Speaker 1: went to the Carnegie Delhi and they're famous for corn beef,
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  Speaker 1: and I bought the super corn beef and took it
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  Speaker 1: to my room that night, and ate a corn beef
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  Speaker 1: sandwich and then went to sleep. Boy the nightmares, the Tolson,
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  Speaker 1: but turned it. I flipped myself all night long. I've
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  Speaker 1: never done that. I ain't had corn beef since heartburns, heartburn,
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  Speaker 1: stomach burn, acid reflux, lactose, everything happened. Yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: think with some milk in the bread that Oh god. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: you if you ever ate something that was so enjoyable
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  Speaker 1: but you ended up regretting it? Or cream? You know, man,
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  Speaker 1: I found out that I can't have dairy anymore. Right, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's just against my sister always has. Yeah, I can't
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  Speaker 1: have any dairy cream nothing. And I've noticed, man becau
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  Speaker 1: you can I see a lot more veins in my
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  Speaker 1: hands and feet and stuff because the inflammation has gone
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  Speaker 1: down tremendously because of that. Right, And so I found
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  Speaker 1: this woman in Atlanta that makes U a non dairy
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  Speaker 1: ice cream. Oh my god, it's absolutely delicious. Absolutely what's
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  Speaker 1: it in it? I mean we don't know. It ain't
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  Speaker 1: no dairy and I can eat it with no effects
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  Speaker 1: and I don't feel bloated, and it's delicious. I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: oh man, they have all the old delicious. You won't
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  Speaker 1: know that you're not that you're not eating non dairy
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  Speaker 1: ice cream. Okay, yeah, so I can't. I'm gonna give
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  Speaker 1: you her. She's in Atlanta. Please, Okay, love ice cream.
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  Speaker 1: I can't have none of that on this program. I'm own,
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  Speaker 1: No boy, I got thirty days. I gotta get it
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  Speaker 1: up because Monday, well, Sunday's my cheat day, but Monday
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: is my fast day, so I gotta get it on in.
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  Speaker 1: So you're gonna be in a mood on Monday morning
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