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Are You Not Entertained - 05.25.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time is y'all don't know, y'all ball
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  Speaker 1: suit looking back to back down, giving them just like
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  Speaker 1: themzing things and it's touble, y'all to me, true good.
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  Speaker 1: Its the horty listening to me to each other for
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  Speaker 1: still quickly? Why don't you join? Yeah? Joint period you're
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  Speaker 1: doing me? Say you gotta do turn? Yeah? Do you
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn the Turnhow at the time do you
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  Speaker 1: love it? Got to turn out to turn turn? Water
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  Speaker 1: wan go? Come come on? Uh, I shall well a
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice? Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now one and only Steve Hardy got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show, Uh this morning? Man. It's like, Uh, what
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  Speaker 1: I want to share with you is more of a
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  Speaker 1: personal testimony, y'all, a personal journey that I've been on
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  Speaker 1: and I just want to share it this morning. I
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  Speaker 1: was trying to think of what to say to you today,
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  Speaker 1: but I thought that what better way than it just
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  Speaker 1: explained it from totally a personal experience and how I
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  Speaker 1: see my life in this turns as ups and downs,
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  Speaker 1: a low points and high points, and how I even
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  Speaker 1: got to this point today. The fabulous thing about the
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  Speaker 1: story that I'm about to tell you is that the
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  Speaker 1: story is not over yet, that I still see so
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  Speaker 1: many great things. I still feel so many great things
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  Speaker 1: on the horizon. You know, whether you've been a fan
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  Speaker 1: of mine, and and do say that humbly, because you know,
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  Speaker 1: without people like yourself, people like me don't exist. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I I really do get that. You know, I know,
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  Speaker 1: I know you may have heard something different or or
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  Speaker 1: saw a SoundBite somewhere. You know, a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: judged me because of the character on my sitcom. It's
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  Speaker 1: really funny. I never understood where people got that he
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  Speaker 1: arrogant thing from. And then one guy was telling me, well,
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  Speaker 1: the character on your show, you know, he was washed up,
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  Speaker 1: has been but he thank he all that, And that
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  Speaker 1: was true. That was the character that I portrayed on
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  Speaker 1: my sitcom. It's amazing how people actually felt that way
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  Speaker 1: about me personally. But you know, I'm past all that.
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  Speaker 1: I really am. I I learned how to deal with
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  Speaker 1: all of that. But I want to tell you the truth,
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  Speaker 1: though I want you to hear it from me. The truth. Um,
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  Speaker 1: whether you've been a fan of mine, and like I
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  Speaker 1: was about to say, and I do say that humble
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  Speaker 1: it because if it was not for people like you
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  Speaker 1: that I know, people like me. You know I can
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  Speaker 1: you can put on your refrigerator, you can hang it
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  Speaker 1: on your mirror, you can write it on your dream board,
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  Speaker 1: you can write it on your goal sheet. Or I
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  Speaker 1: want to be a star. I want to be a star.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be a star. But the truth of
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  Speaker 1: the matter is until people decide that, and then it's
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  Speaker 1: just hanging on your refrigerator. It's just on your mirror,
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  Speaker 1: it's on your dream board, it's stuck up on your
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  Speaker 1: refrigerator as a goal. And that's all it is. Because
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  Speaker 1: you've got to have people to make you a star.
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  Speaker 1: You you, it's not about you. It's it's really, really not.
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  Speaker 1: And so when I say if you've been a fan
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  Speaker 1: of mine, I say that in the humblest way that
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  Speaker 1: I possibly can. Or whether you're new to me, or
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  Speaker 1: you've been around with me since prior to the Kings
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  Speaker 1: of Comedy, or whether you witness that or you became
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  Speaker 1: a fan then, or you knew of me through the
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  Speaker 1: sitcom and everything, if you've been following it at all,
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  Speaker 1: or if you haven't been, here's a story my life
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  Speaker 1: changed in two thousand five. Who I was began to change.
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  Speaker 1: In two thousand five, I started a growth period in
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  Speaker 1: my life because I woke up to a realization one
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  Speaker 1: day that I can't do this by myself, that I'm
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  Speaker 1: not really happy right now, that I was in an abyss,
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  Speaker 1: a horrible place that I was living in of unhappiness. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I've always known how to smile and turn on that
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  Speaker 1: smile for that camera, but man, when that camera went
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  Speaker 1: on Lord and mercy, man, I was a miserable somebody,
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  Speaker 1: and I did a lot of things to cover and
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  Speaker 1: mask that unhappiness. You know, I mean, I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 1: no different from anybody else. I'm a human being. I've
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  Speaker 1: made a lot of mistakes along the way. I have
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  Speaker 1: paid dearly, just like everybody else does for their mistakes.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've had a tone, I've had to answer,
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  Speaker 1: I've had to uh, you know, regret. You know, I've
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  Speaker 1: had all of that, the same thing that everybody else does.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a human being. But in two in five that
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  Speaker 1: began a serious growth period in my life because I
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  Speaker 1: came to the realization that the way I was doing
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  Speaker 1: it up until that point, it wasn't fulfilling. See, I
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  Speaker 1: was doing it my way I set some goals for myself,
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  Speaker 1: and I was always been a hard worker. Has talked
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  Speaker 1: to me about my father, and so everything I did,
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  Speaker 1: I just pressed. I pressed, and I just outworked everybody
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  Speaker 1: else until I could get to the point where I
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  Speaker 1: was now. Had I done some things differently, I probably
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  Speaker 1: could have been a lot further, a lot quicker, but
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  Speaker 1: that's not the way it works, so I I don't
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  Speaker 1: have regrets about that. But as I began to change,
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  Speaker 1: I came to a realization that I needed something more,
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  Speaker 1: something fulfilling, and I began in two thousand five to
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  Speaker 1: really seek out God and find out, really, man, what
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  Speaker 1: is this about that my Mama had been telling me
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  Speaker 1: about all these years, that I wasn't listening to these
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  Speaker 1: other people do that. I had heard about their success,
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  Speaker 1: and I had listened to them, but it wasn't a
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  Speaker 1: success I was after. It was the peace of mind
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  Speaker 1: and the joy that I heard people talk about because
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  Speaker 1: I was troubled. You know, I didn't have it together.
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  Speaker 1: I was just in the gym the other day talking
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  Speaker 1: to a guy who was telling me I'm a stone
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  Speaker 1: cold hustler man, but my mind don't ever rest. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you can't have peace and what you're doing out there
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  Speaker 1: is dirty. You know that there is no peace in
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  Speaker 1: doing dirty. I can tell you that right now. And
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  Speaker 1: whatever form of dirty you is, I was doing some
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  Speaker 1: dirty things. So it wasn't no peace. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gotta be a drug dealer to do some dirty things.
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  Speaker 1: You can do some dirty things with your actions. You
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  Speaker 1: can do some dirty things, you know, sending. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's just a whole lot of ways you can do
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  Speaker 1: some dirt, but you're not gonna find peace in that.
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  Speaker 1: So I began to seek out this relationship with God.
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  Speaker 1: I'm again to really explored a little bit deeper. And
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  Speaker 1: so what I started doing, man, was I stopped making
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  Speaker 1: all the decisions myself and I started conferring and confiding
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  Speaker 1: in him. I started going to him on a personal
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  Speaker 1: basis in the way that I knew how I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how people in church do it, or I found
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  Speaker 1: it to be very very fulfilled link to just cut
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  Speaker 1: out all the lights, and I found a place in
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  Speaker 1: my house where I could go and just start talking
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  Speaker 1: to him on the reel, like I'm having a conversation
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  Speaker 1: right now. But I was talking to my creative, my
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  Speaker 1: heavenly father and I had these incredible conversations, and it
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  Speaker 1: awaken and an acceptance of him into my life. And
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  Speaker 1: he started to change some things about me. And he
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  Speaker 1: started to help me understand the taste that I had
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  Speaker 1: in my mouth, the temptations I was dealing with, the
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  Speaker 1: lust that I felt. You know, he just started helping
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  Speaker 1: me understand that a little bit better and helping me
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  Speaker 1: be stronger than it was. And you know, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it don't often mean that the things go away. It's
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  Speaker 1: just you find strift to deal with it. And so
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  Speaker 1: I began the changing process. Now I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you noticed it, but a lot of things started skyrocking.
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  Speaker 1: And if you follow up my career, but if you
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  Speaker 1: knew to it, just just let me help you. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not bragging here. I want you to understand something. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to take you down the road on a person
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  Speaker 1: on the road that got me to this point and
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  Speaker 1: what's gonna take me further. See the cold thing about
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  Speaker 1: it is he ain't even throw with me yet. That's
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  Speaker 1: the beautiful thing about it, And that this journey, in
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  Speaker 1: this walk that I've discovered with God Almighty, what it
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  Speaker 1: is man, It's a It's a it's a process. It's
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  Speaker 1: a process that you get involved in, and it ain't
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  Speaker 1: a finish. It's finished when you leave this earth. But
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  Speaker 1: you're constantly trying to improve. But you're gonna constantly make mistakes,
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  Speaker 1: but you're gonna constantly get it right, correct them, and
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  Speaker 1: get about the business. The difference between now and then
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  Speaker 1: is now. When I make a mistake, I don't lay
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  Speaker 1: there and wallow in it and look at it as
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  Speaker 1: the end all, or let it define me. I make
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  Speaker 1: my mistakes, I get up, I ask for forgiveness, and
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  Speaker 1: I keep it moving. And I don't a lot of
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  Speaker 1: haters out there to pull it on me, no more
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  Speaker 1: than than already on me. You know people out there
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  Speaker 1: who hate on you, who try to hold you to
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  Speaker 1: your past. That ain't their job, and that ain't a business.
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  Speaker 1: If God has forgiven me, and God has forgiven you,
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  Speaker 1: you have the right to get up and move on
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  Speaker 1: and hold your head up. You ain't got to keep
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  Speaker 1: hearing what you was from everybody, And don't let that
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  Speaker 1: be the stopping point just because they don't see what
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  Speaker 1: God has done for you, or they weren't there when
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  Speaker 1: you ask for forgiveness, or they weren't there when you
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  Speaker 1: honestly had remorse for your action. Just because they weren't there,
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  Speaker 1: they want to keep typing about it. You let them
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  Speaker 1: type on, there's a place for all them haters. Don't
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  Speaker 1: worry about that. Shake them and keep it moving because
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  Speaker 1: you have the right to recover. You have the right
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  Speaker 1: to keep it going man, and not being held to
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  Speaker 1: your past. I got I ain't even finish it. I'll
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  Speaker 1: finished that tomorrow. So if you're here tomorrow, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: finish this personal journey because I think this is important.
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  Speaker 1: This is important for me anyway that I share with people.
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  Speaker 1: Really who thinking? Man, Steve Harvey got it going on? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to understand how you think I got
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  Speaker 1: it going going on? How I got to this point.
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  Speaker 1: That has been a process, and it's a whole lot
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  Speaker 1: more to go. But I'm glad I'm this way now
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  Speaker 1: versus to where I was. But then I ain't upset
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  Speaker 1: with me either because I was who I wasrs But
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  Speaker 1: I am who I am, and I'm cool with both
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  Speaker 1: of them. People. You're listening to Steve twenty one minutes
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna slow it down. This action just a fraction
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  Speaker 1: I like my funk the p funk. I want my
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to radio station w p F you n KP you.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to try that. That's all ain't nothing
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  Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, thank you, Jay, thank you, old friend. Shirley. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning. Wonderful having you today, darling. Just beautiful eyes
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  Speaker 1: and that wonderful smile. Hello, calif Rel the O, the
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  Speaker 1: beautiful second lady of the radio. Good morning, just good morning,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Steve, Hey, crew, how are you sweetheart? Junior?
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  Speaker 1: Morning up. Wonderful voice for radio. It scares people. Wonderful, fool, healthy,
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  Speaker 1: rich billion now uncle with Monica not yet but en
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  Speaker 1: route on the street on a mission. Ignorant ass old friend?
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  Speaker 1: What Mr going on? Boy King? How are you doing? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: welcome to the radio where you can talk? And yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I feel good today, man, positive. You know what I did.
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  Speaker 1: I've changed my attitude about family feud. I've decided to
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  Speaker 1: look at I'm not going to work. I just made
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  Speaker 1: a conscious decision. Yesterday I said, man, let's go. When
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  Speaker 1: I get ready to put when I put my suit
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  Speaker 1: on for each show, I said, man, let's go have
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  Speaker 1: some fun. Yes, let's go have some good. It should
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  Speaker 1: be fun. I mean it is fun. But I kept going, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta go to work. I gotta go to work.
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  Speaker 1: And since the scripture says a man is actually thinking.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm always thinking I'm going to work, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: no matter how much you love your job and what
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  Speaker 1: you do, that parts of it you don't care for,
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  Speaker 1: like going down now, yeah to the people though it's fun.
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  Speaker 1: They love watching you because it's fun and I have
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  Speaker 1: fun doing it. So I just have to take the
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  Speaker 1: work aspect out and just go, hey, man, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to have some fun. I love it. Let's have some
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  Speaker 1: fun on this show today. How about that, man, We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have a Junior's Truth Be Told. Gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: little bit different today. Junior Junior had an experienced yesterday
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  Speaker 1: a crisis. Shut up, damn, why crisis? The whole room.
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  Speaker 1: Don't put that on me right now? I got ner.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear something? All right, it's time for something
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  Speaker 1: funny coming up, and it's gonna be Junior's Truth Be Told.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, y'all, we're back. It's time for something funny.
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  Speaker 1: Roscoe Wallace is gonna be here in a minute. But Junior, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: you gott truth be told. Truth, Truth be told. J
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  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna be honest with y'all. To be told
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  Speaker 1: is I'm sick of my life. I really am, because
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  Speaker 1: yesterday I go upstairs. I ain't never been upstairs at
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  Speaker 1: Uncle Steve house, right, I ain't never been up there. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: the truth be told here. I'm sick of my life. Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see the master bed room. I walked in there,
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  Speaker 1: Shandelia light up the entire room. He isn't her toilets.
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  Speaker 1: Forget closets. He isn't her toilets. Yes, okay. Then I
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  Speaker 1: go in and Margora closet. I see, Wow, what a sight.
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  Speaker 1: Then Uncle Steve closet is the same closet that's down
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  Speaker 1: there at make his departments. I'm so sick of me
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  Speaker 1: because I go home and I closed the door, turned
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  Speaker 1: around and everything. I all right there, I turn. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I won't something. I want to be able to pop
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  Speaker 1: out and surprise people when I walk in the room.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do that at my place. It ain't but
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  Speaker 1: one turn. Once I turned the corner, everybody know where
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  Speaker 1: I came from. Steve got a jacuzy in the center
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  Speaker 1: of the bathroom. If I get in my tub, I
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  Speaker 1: can't drown. My knees is dead in my chest. As
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  Speaker 1: soon as I get in, I come. He can stretch
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  Speaker 1: his legs out across from if he won't do. If
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  Speaker 1: I turned to the side, I hit my head or
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  Speaker 1: told of that tub. It's a situation for me? Himp
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  Speaker 1: a refrigerator in the bathroom? Who thought of that raider
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  Speaker 1: in the bathroom? Plus an expressive machine like this? I'm
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  Speaker 1: sick of my life. I swear I can't stand this
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  Speaker 1: little five d square feet I live. I can't stand
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  Speaker 1: the patio was to do chaither? I turned all my stuff?
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  Speaker 1: And when I got got a day bed in the
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  Speaker 1: bad room. A day bed? Do you hit me a David?
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  Speaker 1: A bed you'll get in in the day? Do you
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  Speaker 1: know what? One damn bed? And I got to do
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  Speaker 1: everything from there? You ain't get up and go nowhere else.
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  Speaker 1: I let me move over here. If I get up
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  Speaker 1: and try to move, I can't see the TV. No damn,
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  Speaker 1: got a day bed in the room. Understand what I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about? This? I can't stand my little rag. I
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  Speaker 1: got to do better. I swear, I don't care. I've
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  Speaker 1: got to I see it already. I know what I'm
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  Speaker 1: all that. How do you get another balcony upstairs in
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  Speaker 1: your bed room just to sip coffee? You that rich?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that rich? Dog? My balcony ain't like your balcony.
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  Speaker 1: My neighbors see me, he walked out there. How you
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  Speaker 1: doing how you doing. You don't talk to nobody or
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  Speaker 1: your backonty the same balconists. I can't believe this o
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  Speaker 1: man in its closet. Oh my gosh, it's oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: I never ever, no, I never been up there. I've
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  Speaker 1: only been on him. I didn't know he lived like this. Jake, Jane,
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  Speaker 1: we've been and y'all we need to do a better
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  Speaker 1: job of talking to him. Let let me tell you.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't got one balcony up there. J he got
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  Speaker 1: balconies in one room, in one room, balconies, I ain't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't forget that. Why you didn't tell nobody to do?
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  Speaker 1: Was this rich dog? What you don't see anybody? You
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  Speaker 1: don't see nothing, or you know, you just sit out
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  Speaker 1: there and you don't see people. One he watched deer.
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  Speaker 1: He watched the nature take place in my in my back.
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  Speaker 1: And then when I walk out there, it's five dogs
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  Speaker 1: out there, people walking dogs. Come, everybody can talk to you.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got that. Now I'm gonna get it though,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm sick of this. I can't do this. I
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  Speaker 1: saw it, Tommy, did you know this was up there? Yea?
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  Speaker 1: He got five dogs. I got five dogs out. His
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  Speaker 1: neighbors are all a lot of her kids running by space.
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  Speaker 1: It's moving. It's too much out here on my back.
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  Speaker 1: It's busy, people swaying, bobby killing. You got a real
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  Speaker 1: going you know that community agree or that little black
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  Speaker 1: that you got to put your clothes in the bottom.
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  Speaker 1: You see all of that biggest five. I can't move nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: So when you walk in the door every day, oh
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: my god. And let me tell you what else. Two
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  Speaker 1: outdoor kitchens, two out That means if they don't feel
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: like cooking in the main kitchen, they go, won't stay
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: up and cook on the outside kitchen. Because he ain't
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: got to go back down there. He too, He too,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: titchos tied to go back downstairs to get some salt.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not coming back down there. Uhuh, I haven't seen this.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just tired of a little fire twenty five.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: I stay in people, Tommy uncle Steve math bead room
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: is full of my apartments minimum the minimum, so of
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  Speaker 1: my apartments. Well, don't take me back up there nor more,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: because I'm sick of I'm sorry life. He rich Steve bathroom,
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  Speaker 1: go into my parking debt. I didn't go to my
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: truck for Steve Bathroom. I just don't make no sense, man,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: how you is this rich and you don't tell nobody?
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Don't bring it up. He don't even bring it up,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: but you know, a must bring it out. I don't
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: A situation is we could be talking about the game,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: but my bathroom coming up. I saw Catalia's one last night,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: but they didn't win in my bathroom though, well I
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  Speaker 1: got forty five model life. That's just the truth of
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  Speaker 1: the whole situation. I'm sorry. Yeah, I believe yourself. I
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  Speaker 1: got to get sometime coming up next run that bringback
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: from the nephew. Don't you want to bring back up
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  Speaker 1: off Steve Bathfoo after this? Damn you're listening to the
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, coming up at the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour, Miss ain't gonna be here with today's
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  Speaker 1: You know, I can't. It's amazing that we can talk
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  Speaker 1: about this every day every day and there is a
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  Speaker 1: new development because we have someone an amazing situation going up.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, just like you go what happened yesterday every
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: day because like he's overseas now, Yeah, Israel and as
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: you know, he's trying to clean it up. Did you
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: did you hear the gift he gave the pope, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: writings that I don't know who told him, now, I
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  Speaker 1: can assure you I would think that Trump didn't come
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  Speaker 1: up with that on his own. Oh yeah, yeah, who
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  Speaker 1: told mar Luther King? Would? Now? Now he let that
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  Speaker 1: man Luther King now over there. That was amazing to me.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I was wow, man, that seems so out of character
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: at that. Yeah, it does, and I would think just
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: seems out of character. You know, knock his hand. I
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: would have got him some cold velvet shoes. Yeah, got
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: him some of them velvet muslins. Really, that's what you
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  Speaker 1: would have brought them. Yeah. I gave the Pope them
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  Speaker 1: new toime Ford Delver slippers. T emblaze, don't it. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I got it. He'd really appreciate it. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: I run in some mofo sauce. That hut it in
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  Speaker 1: the mofo sauce. Po handle it, man, you take that
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  Speaker 1: hat off to me if you wanted with hell taste.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Like right now, Tommy gonna run that break back. He
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  Speaker 1: left his drows just that right there. He left his drows.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Run it back. Why does he have to say it
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: like that he left his drawls? Hello, yes, mrs yes, Hey,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: this is the doorman mark uh of your building. Okay,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I have a mistress in here who is trying to
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: get buzzed up to your unit? Are you are you
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  Speaker 1: own right now? Sir? No? No, no, sir, I'm not
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: a who yeah, Mr Um. We just say I'm sorry,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: We just said and he wants to be buzzed up.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Supposedly he left some articles in the room or in
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: your unit a couple of days ago, and that was
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: out of town a couple of days ago. What day
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: are we talking about? Uh? So, what was actually Wednesday,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Thursday and Friday? He was there all three days. You
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: guys let him into my apartment for three days. He
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: was in my place, Mr. Trip. We don't let anybody
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: in and let someone in the unit allows them to
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: be buzzed up. That's the rules here of the building.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: So we definitely didn't do anything. Who let him in?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Who buzzed them? Mending Sir? I hate to say it,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: but I'm assuming your wife musts to bust him up.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: You mean my wife was not there three days ago.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: She was on a business trip. She was not at
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: the apartment three days ago. No, sir, your wife was here.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I've actually seen your wife come in and out. Okay,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: the dude is there right now, he's downstairs. He's here
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: right now with me, sir. What did he leave him late? Okay,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: one second, Mr, Hang on, what did you actually their pants?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: And and what else? He says, he left a pair
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: of pants of underwear and a two frush shirts. Sir,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: still Hill Hill, he's there right now. Let me talk
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: to Put him on the phone. Let me talk to God.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: You know what, Mr. Right now that we're listening to you,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: and I'll rate the way you sound. I don't want
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: to put this cow on the phone. Mark, if you
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: want to keep your job at the bill thing, you're
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: gonna put him on the phone now, is sir? Sorry? Mr?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: He's actually leaving out of the building. Now he's he's walking.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Put him on the phone. What's your problem? You got
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: videos to veilings, right, You got video feel that everybody
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: that comes in and out of the building, right, Um, yes, sir,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: But you know, if nothing occurs, we I think we
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: should have is that goes back at least two weeks,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: so we should be able to pull some things out
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: for you, sir. Yeah, I'm gonna need you to get that.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: And I needed it over to me right now. I'm
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: at my work femail. I need it to day because
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: this is some y'all. Let my partner and this is
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: it's like, what kind of Lincoln poole are you? What
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: kind of in before are you? Sir, Mrs Mrs Day
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: On a second, alright, let please hear me out, sir,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: hear me out. I have it. We haven't just let
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: someone in. Someone in your unit, buzz someone up. We
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: didn't just let anyone up. Now, I know you don't
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: want to hear it, but I'm assuming your wife buzz
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: this guy just turns up. We didn't do that. You
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: should put up and get me what I asked for
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: and then with done. Okay, Well, well you know you're
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: saying I have a problem. Maybe you have a problem
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: pleasing your wife and that's why she's puzzing other people up.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm start talking to me like that. You being
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: your respectful to me as well? Sir? No, no, no, no, disrespectful?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Is you coming and letting people come up in my
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: building that you know is now? I haven't let anybody
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: up here. I can't stop your wife from doing what
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: she's doing. Do you let some guys in what you're
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: taking it might have taking out on me what you
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: should be saying to your wife. Somebody has got a
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: dress up all the time and always buzzing somebody up
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: to the room on your guard. That's what you need
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: to door man. Mrs you you know you know what.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I'm the only round here busting my kids down. Man,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I want to be working right now to pay for that,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: so they job where you might be handling you, man,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: you're not. You're not handling your business at home. That's
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: why she keeps buzzing people up, sir. You know what
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: with the business I'm a handle when I get home
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: to day and show my man your your wife has
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: been Sir, you're gotta quit calling me the doorman, okay
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: you want? I mean, what's your mother position? What you
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: do for in it? I'm a door door and thank
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: you missus door man. By fact, I'm gonna stop calling
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: you miss the door man, because that's giving you too
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: much respect. Okay, So if you know, if you if
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: you stopped tolling me from going up to your room,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: you'll be fine. Tommy nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
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• 29:21
  Speaker 1: call you you're crazy? Yea about to get Oh you
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• 29:45
  Speaker 1: don't know that was going through my head and that
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: she was about to get it. Y'all was everybody was up.
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  Speaker 1: visited the Vatican yesterday to meet with Pope Francis and
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  Speaker 1: they had a closed door meeting with the pontiff. The
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  Speaker 1: President gave him a set of writings from Dr Martin
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  Speaker 1: a piece of granite from the MLK Memorial and was
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  Speaker 1: from the statue was the Freedom Party trying to pay
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  Speaker 1: it down. Pope Francis, in turn gave President Trump a
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  Speaker 1: medal depicting an olive branch, of which, of course we
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  Speaker 1: all know as a symbol of peace, as well as
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  Speaker 1: a signed copy You're gonna keep going. You're gonna keep
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  Speaker 1: going with this all. Thank you. That's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Similar piece we all know. We know that. Do you
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  Speaker 1: think you're the only one that knows that When people
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: say I'm extending the olive branch, we don't know. It's
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: a symbol of peace. That's how you gonna play this.
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  Speaker 1: Now we know that you ain't fenn to go from
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  Speaker 1: we fended, dude. We're gonna snatch the curtain back on
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  Speaker 1: this one. Baby. I try to do yeah by my
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: own family, yourself, and he also gave it. You back,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: your little half poass out this conversation. Try to buy
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: yourself one damn toilet and quit tripping on the price.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: The Pope also gave the president signed copies of his
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: three main teaching documents. A statement east by the Vatican
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: later said satisfaction was expressed at their joint commitment in
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: favor of life. They also spoke about healthcare. They spoke
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: about assistance to immigrants, and they spoke about protection of
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Christian communities. The Pope spoke about assistance to immigrants, truth
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: in that brink. They spoke about protection of Christian communities
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: in the Middle East. Trump left the meeting and told
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: the Pope, thank you. I won't forget what you said.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: What are you going to do anything? Yeah, that was
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: not a long meeting. The amount Obama almost an hour.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I've been to stay with Trump that long. I got
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: that thing to do. Look at the time, I don't
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: need a drink after talking to you? Yeah drinking? Yeah? Hey, man,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: can I throw this out here? We can talk about that.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Back to Junior with these toilets, Tommy, I understand that
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: you are currently looking into buying such a toilet. Well,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I looked it up. I like the features on it.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I watched the video and everything, So yeah, I like
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: the toilet. How much is it? It's uh the total
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: three series and a series of them, right right, seriously, anyway,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: it's nine. It's sorts a thousand dollars. That's what I've
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: been at being installed for one. What for a toilet? No, bro,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: you got the wrong one? Okay, well, which one? I
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: can promise you that? Oh you can't sit your butt
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: on a thousand dollars. I'm just telling you that ain't
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: what they cost. Now, what is your sitting your butt
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: on at a thousand dollars is a problem? First of all,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: hold up, man, American standing make a fine toilet. I
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: didn't say that. I'm just telling you you ain't gonna
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: get what Junior saw for no. Thousand. I'm just trying
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: to save you to paint. No, I'm looking at the
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: price on. Okay, go ahead, I'll tell you what. The
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars go down there. It ain't gonna do all
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: that others to just go ahead. All we try to
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: cut back, you're gonna go down and pick it up
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: and let me go to total in the truck of
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: the Fanom there you're going down and get your ghosts
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: and toilet water in the truck. Go ahead, let's go
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: to Miss Anne. Thank you. This is and for the news.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Those guys are so crazy, Okay. The trip Administration's budget director,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: McK mulvaney went before the House Budget Committee yesterday to
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: defend the president's proposed budget. It's a plan that calls
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: for three point six trillion dollars in spending cuts over
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: the next ten years, mostly in social programs, while increasing
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: the funding to defense spending and border security. Democrats say
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: the post cuts and things like medicaid and food stamps
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: and public housing are both cool and immoral. Pretty much expectance.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Members of the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office say the Republican
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: bill to replace Obamacare would leave about twenty three million
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Americans without health care in less than ten years, with
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: poor people over fifty being the hardest hit on that subject.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: On the eve of a special election last night to
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: film Montana's only House seat, the Republican candidate for that seat,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Greg g n forty, allegli assaulted a journalist who was
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: trying to ask him about the Congressional Budget Office and
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: the healthcare. Were waiting to make your decision about healthcare
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: until you saw the play had just come out, and
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: what you don't talk to you about that later. But
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: dear snap, is gonna be time. I just scarious. The
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: last guy that came in here, you did the same thing.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Get the hell out, Get the hell broke my glasses.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: You last got did the same damn thing. You just
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: me and broke my glasses. Get the hell out of here. Yeah,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: that was Gregg gian forty, the Republican candidate, But early
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: voting had already taken place, so we don't know how
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: things are gonna go. Jury selections completed for the Bill
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Cosby case. There are two blacks on the panel. The
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: trial is to be scheduled to be held out on
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: in Philadelphia starting June five and Tuesday. The black students
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: at Harvard University held their own separate graduation ceremony. They
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: weren't trying to replace existing, just to add to it.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Speaking of comments, U that's made that that commencement to
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: mencement exercises, this one by Donald Trump. They asked to
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: hear again, we take our next steps into the world.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: You must go forth into the world. It is with passion, passion,
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  Speaker 1: courage of conviction, courage in your conviction, and most importantly,
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  Speaker 1: most importantly, have faith in yourself. To yourself. We did
• 37:46
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• 37:52
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• 37:56
  Speaker 1: it's time again for him. Ladies and gentlemen him. You
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: can do better than that. Stephen say my name. Good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Tell Anthony Eugene, yes you it's Eugenie Answerine Perkuson. Yeah,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Good morning to Anthony Brown, Charlie Strowberry, Colin Ferrow Junior,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Tommy and the leader of this group, um, Stephen Harvey.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: So good morning to everyone. Butter flap flap morning, butter fly.
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  Speaker 1: Tell you're not speaking. Oh no, I spoke. I said
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  Speaker 1: good morning. I didn't hear you. Carla morning a butterfly. Yeah,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: speaking about it in visually wasting time? What you what
• 38:33
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• 38:37
  Speaker 1: show is running, but I'm not on the show. When
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  Speaker 1: you speak in the morning, and this ain't the time
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: for you. We all know who we are. Who are you?
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: And what do you? Won't let me? Let me ask
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: this question. Who you got a town with a town?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I don't like your town. Don't you don't like my tone?
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I don't like your town? Cat Cat cut his mic off? Now,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: now listen to me. Now, Gene, you know Mike is
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  Speaker 1: all and can't nobody hear you? Now? Now you're all
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: you Here is my tone and we can't hear yo tone.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: See that's the power we got up in here. Now
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: we're gonna put you back up. Put him back up? Cat,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: don't do that now my time my mic out? Watch
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: yo tone? Why would you he said, be allowed to
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: turn down people? Microphone? Cut it off? See that's what happens.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: See that right there. Don't come in here bossing nobody around.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: This is our show. Shirley, Carla, Junior, Jay and Tommy.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: You two boss and me my cutters. Mike back up.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: I am a part of this, y'all, just as and
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: you didn't damn that out of that. I'm having my
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Peak Yellow and Blue Barbecue party. I want everyone to um.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Instead of red, white and blue, I do Peak yellow
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  Speaker 1: and blue. We're doing Peak Yellow and blue Um barbecue party.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they're making fan of meal anyway.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: The Future Brothers are gonna be there begging good butterfly,
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  Speaker 1: do you think, Yeah, the Peak Yellow and Blue Barbecue Party.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: The Future Brothers that they're gonna be there. They always
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  Speaker 1: do all the catering and they they grill everything you want.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: You know, they have the name of a future The
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Future Brothers gonna be there, the Future Brothers, and they're
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: dressed in future color and they you know, and they
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: do all their cookie. Don't say that, Steve, don't say that.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Hello anyway, anybody that wants to come to the Peak
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Yellow and Blue Barbecue Party. It's going down on Sunday
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna have a party and the Future Brothers
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: are going to be cooking. They have great quality food,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: oh many. And they got their own special South. The
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: souse is incredible. They got they specially made it. It's
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: all in the South. It's all in the top. But
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: their meat is so tender, very very tender meat. That's
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: what you want. You want tender meat and you want
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: good South anyway, All right, Junior is up next with
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: ain't no way, We'll be back. You're listening to Steve Show.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: All right, here we are, We're back. Junior's here with
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: ain't no way, ain't no way. He's just some stories
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: if you think they're true or if they're not true.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: But it is hilarious though. For instance, uh, I know
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: the fellows can all relate to this man in hospital
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: after car crash faces second rick as girlfriend and mistress
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: both turn up to visit him. Oh yeah, that's absolutely real.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and they didn't know why right into the wall, right,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: but he asked to get back in the car. Don't
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: for me, just kill myself, leave me alone, don't don't
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: save me, please, don't let me go now, let me
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: bleed out? Right? Yeah, all of this, Tommy, it is Morgan,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: it is no alright. Forget the black man who lost
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: private part in botched circumcision to have transplanet organ tattoo
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: because the donor was white, saying well, okay, okay, I
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: got it, I got it. I got it, but oh
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: changed the color. He changed the color. Private circumcisions botched circumcisis. Yeah,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: they didn't cut too deep, cut too deep to have
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: transplanted organ tattoo because he got another one. But the
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: donor was white, so he got enough. He had a
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: darkened up. He gonna have it darkened. Now that's got
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: to be painful. You don't need a back I just
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: got that's not true. I don't believe that one. It's
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: true though. You're laid up there with your arms behind
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: your head. That's all right now, botched circumcss. He can't
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: get up. This is he calor? H Okay, this is
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: tripped out. Where do you get a donor for that?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: But he got to be dead world? You got life
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: in your home, man, I'm gonna give you. I don't
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: need it. But that story you did about to do
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: that didn't have Oh yeah that was on the TV.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah that was forty years old and had lived his
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: whole life and didn't have one. Yeah he didn't. Yeah,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: why leo if you don't have that. No, he isn't
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: really gonna leeds to live you right to me? Its purples?
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: No almost start. I started my paper round at seven.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have enough money by the time I met
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: you don't get something. All my money is dedicated to
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: the purchase this. I don't even eat hundred don't do numbers, saying,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: but I ain't got no clothes. I'm just sitting in
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: my house, just looking down. Don't don't touch that. That's
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: my penis. Jo never had a piece of cane to nothing. No,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: it's a job, sir. You've saved six hundred and forty
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: eight thousand dollars. You know what's the best one you got, sir?
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: All right, here's one grandmother armed with a K forty
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: seven says police officer from street gage story I'm talking about.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: They said she was on to the false teeth. She
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: was ready. Uh, she's ready. She was armed to the teeth.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: She was on to the false teeth that had eight
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: forty seven five. But I'll tell you what, though, that
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: is not true. Okay, it's not true. It's a factal
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: but it could happen though. That's as it could happen. Yeah,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: it really could be. That's first of all, before you
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: attached it to me, We're gonna I'm gonna have to
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: take a look at it. You just can't just say
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: what I signed up. But you're gonna have to take
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: the white one cause ain't no black dog. No, it
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: ain't that. Ain't no way people, all right, j alright,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Coming up NeXT's the nephew with the prank phone call.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: You're listening to, Steve alright, coming up at the top
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: of the hour, about four minutes after the hour. Get
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: ready today, Strawberry letter, put up neck. Come on, Tommy,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: what you got? You sent my wife pictures? Man? You
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: sent my wife pictures? Yeah, anyway you're going now I
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: speak to travel. Hey man, you've been sending pictures of uh,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: your damn stomach to my wife phone? Hey man, have
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: y'all been sending pictures your muscles on your stomach to
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: my wife phone? What the hell is this? Calling me
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: with this? This fish right here? This fisher man. My
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: name is Fisher, but they call me fish. What I
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: want to know from you? Have you been sending pictures
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: or your stomach to my wife phone? Man? I don't know,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: dear you're telling about boy. I don't call me with this.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: And if I am said pictures, ain't none of your
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: It is my business. That's my wife and you se
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: you boy, you must ain't got you must ain't rip
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: up back me or something? You were ready about them
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: sending pitts? Do it? Hey, man, get to some fitness.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Don't call about I got some business. My business is
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: my wife. Man. And if you said let me tell
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: you something, I'm gonna tell you right now. I wannt
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: want to find you. If the same muscles that's on
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: her phone is up underneath your shirt, I'm whooping your
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I ain't hard to find pla boy, you can find me.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: And if I am pres to your white she most
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: like it. Play. Hey man, hey, let me tell you
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: know you're being disrespectful, is what you're doing. You understand
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: you've been calling me on the phone. You really check
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: somebody else about this here? Bo? I had your wife
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: working on my phone? Hey man? Who you aye see?
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Who you calling up? Man? Who do you think you? Hey?
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Who you think you? Let me tell you something? Okay?
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Tell that till my phone about the picture, because I
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: damn them if I find out them your muscles on
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: what obviously you found my phone? No, so I guess
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: you can find me home? Boy? Ain't you about this here?
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Where are you? Let's get tick. I'm as your wife
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: where I met? What she is? My wife is at
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: work right now, if you think so. How do you
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: think you got some pictures on? Boy? Hey man, I'll
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: tell you what when I find you, When I find
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: you a little disrespectful where I met. Yeah, that's what
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: the new playboy calling me? This. Oh it's the sure.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: You must not be ripped up like me. Hey man, Hey,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I got I got muscles on my stomach. I got
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: them right now to get these get this summing right
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: for your wife. Hey man, let me tell you something. Man,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: that's all right, that's all right. How about this here?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I know who your wife feels not too okay, Well,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: that's all right, and I'll be calling her. I'm calling
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: her letting her know what's going on out like my stumma, dude, yeah, yeah,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: you like that. No, no, I'll tell you what. I
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: tell you what. She gonna like it. When I get
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: to I'm gonna let your wife know what's going on
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: around here. Man. You don't know nothing about my wife.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: My wife and your wife might be rubbing the kills
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: at home. You don't know nothing about Hey man, you
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be disrespectful to me. Man, i'd have told
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: you once see me on what I will see you.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I already asked you once where are you? I'm gonna
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: raise up my shirt so you can see this. Rip
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: up six facts. That's your wife like, yeah, all right, okay, okay,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: it's just a matter of time. Then all my phones.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: You better go check your wife and don't be called
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: a bronze man. Okay, Yeah, I'll tell you what. I'm
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: gonna call a Yanna. That's that's what I'm going to
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: call a Yanna baby. Yeah, yeah, and slowed you down night. Yeah,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I'm calling your wife calling here. We can get it
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: on the freeways and then we got and then I'll
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: call your wife and get on my way. Yeah, okay,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this here right now. What I
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: need to tell me? What if you want to tell me,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, pump where you at pulling forward? Home? Boy,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: that's where I'm now. You got my wife? Man, I
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: want to know your name. They call your fence or
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: kicking a will they called you. You can meet me
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: wherever you won't do on boy, and we can said
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: it ain't no deal to me. I deal with funk
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: every ta okay, okay, not a problem. Not a problem.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I'll be right. How long are you're gonna be that?
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be that to your get up? You look
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: at I want you to take my name down so
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: you don't know who you're waiting on. You got you?
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: You said your name was Chicken or something like. Do
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: you have a pan? I don't. Okay, do you want
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: to know who this is? You gonna tell me who
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: you was? Home boy? I ain't told you my full name, Trump.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: I don't need to know you name. You got my number?
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: About the stomach or something, it's muscles, it's muscles of
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: your stomach on my wife phone. Did you look at
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: the other pustuls? How many sit up do you be doing?
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Did you look at the other pistrels? What other? Okay?
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Hey man, hey man, I'm not gonna be playing with
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: you by my wife. Man, I ain't playing with you.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I'm paying with your wife. Okay, okay, I'm gonna tell
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: you something about your wife. I'm gonna tell you something
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: about your wife that you don't know. If I don't
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: know it, don't nobody else do it. Oh? I know it,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Me and her know it. I just got off the
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: phone with her. You don't want to know you want
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: me tell you what your wife told me. I'm gonna
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: say this right here, I'm gonna say this punk. This
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: is Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: wife or Yanna got me to pray phone your ignorant man?
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: How stupid are you? Hello? This is Nephew Timmy, man
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife got me
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: to pray phone call you? Do you? Damn you? You
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: are more ignorant than me? Lord, yeah, yeah, I got
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: oh hey, trouble. I got to ask you this man,
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Get answer this question for me? What is what is
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: the left, the only one with Oh Man, I ain't trailed. Man,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: you'd be easy, man, go light on the y'all all right,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I'm Steve say damn I mean y'all to text the
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: picture befhone. I know I ain't the only one you
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: never sent yourself. You're talking about to somebody like we
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: haven't made sure. I would. I would, but I don't
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: want to eat it. Nobody's memory on your phone wasting
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: your time. It's still down, still down? Good Lord? What
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: did you see I want nobody still down stupid yourself. No,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: y'all haven't done it before. I know I ain't the
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: only one cent a picture. I'll received a picture. Y'all
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: have sent a picture before. There's no ladies. Y'all ain't
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: sent the picture to your husband. The ladies out of what? What? What? What? What?
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: You sent a picture of yourself? Boy? I didn't put
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: myself in a Martini glass? What did you're talking about?
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Big bottom on it? You're sitting in there looking like
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: a drake straw stir? Yeah? What is this a stir?
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I had to lay mine in the back glass. Taking
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: it the wrong way will help us in a shot glass?
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Go Canice said a sifter? This? It's cute stir stick
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: that shaped like, Oh that's some that's meyn't get the pictures.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: What you're trying to tell me? You want to go
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: get drinks? You don't see time. It just ain't going
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: the way you thought. The turn it on you. I
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: ain't studing y'all. You don't want to see yourself into
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: my teeth to glass. I could send it, but I
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: had to pack it down in there. What is this
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: in this coup? Putting y'all know what I'm talking about.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Oh man, look at the wrong took it the wrong way.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Yeah, yeah, I know. I don't want
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: to send myself in the picture. I know I ain't
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: only some I'm gonna have to put it with milk cars.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: You ain't never put yourself in a hot dog. Hot dog,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: y'ave never done it, But I ain't able sitting into
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: markeating Chris cocaine. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: crazy strawberry letters coming up? But first, According to Fox News,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: a new study reveals that Instagram is the worst social
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: media platform for young people's mental health. Instagram is considered
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: the worst one, with experts suggesting looking at all your
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: friends pictures promotes envy and mental illness. Uh. YouTube ranks
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: the safest, and it was the only site that garnered
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: a net positive effect on young people's health, with Twitter
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: coming in just behind. So our kids obsessed with Instagram?
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah they are. Do you try to limit the amount
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: of time your kids are on social media? Steve? It's hard, though,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: because our kids are grown. You could do that. If
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: mama could do that, knows you would give me your
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: damn thone right now. You'll get him back when I'm
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: ready for you to have your mom. He needs him.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Twitter night, all right, buckle up and hold on tight.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: We got it for you here. It is subject diagnosed
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: a real bona fide sex addict. Okay, I am losing
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: my best friend to a diagnosed sex addict. Before his diagnosis,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: my best friend's husband cheated on her repeatedly. She put him,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: she put him in therapy, and he was diagnosed a
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: sex addict. Months later, a date rape charge came up
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: against him. She convinced me of his innocent I was
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: asked to write him a character letter. I told myself,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: just because he cheats doesn't make him a rapist, So
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: I wrote the better. Then a few months later, another
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: date rape charge from a different woman in a different
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: state came up. My best friend once again try to
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: convince me of his innocent I wasn't buying it. Then
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: he made the fatal era of propositioning me at one
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: of their parties. I snapped and he slithered away. She
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: told me I am a negative force and she wants
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: her distant if I won't be supportive And except that
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: he has a sex addiction. He's having plenty sex, even
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: with men in parentheses, but never with her. Our friendship
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: is ruined because I spoke my mind signed. Truly don't
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: know what to do. Okay, I don't know what to
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: do either for this letter. But my advice to you
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: is just don't do anything. You know. To me, you've
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: done all you can. I mean, you've even written a
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: letter for this jerk. Uh. Why are you all up
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: in their business like this? Anyway? This is too much
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: to me? Sex edition, date raping, I mean, what is
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: going on here? It's just too much, you know. I say,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: be glad that she wants her distance from you. And
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: what does she want you to support? I mean, really,
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: what does she want you to accept? Does she want
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: you to accept the fact that he's date raped people
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: his sex edition? I don't get it. You don't have
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: to accept anything. What about these parties? He's even hit
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: on you. I don't understand anything that's going on in
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: this letter. This is their mess. Uh. You know, I
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: don't care how hard she tries to convince you of
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: his innocence. This is a mess, and I think you
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: should be glad to be rid of her and him,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: you know, as people. You know that's my answer. All right,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: surely I agree with everything you say. But let's just
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: go and cut to this hill. Yeah, this lettle just
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: saying that this letto is about three crazy people. Okay,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: everybody in this crazy. He crazy, the wife crazy, and
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: you crazy. This is all This letter is just three
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: I'm with Shirley. I don't get that. I don't even
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: like the letter. I don't know what you're writing for.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you have made this your problem.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: I don't see why you even give a damn because
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: I showed them. I mean, I don't even understand this.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: This letter is absolutely ludicrous folk ignance, This ignorant man
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: with this more ignorant wife. She's sitting up in here.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Look at him. You're losing your best friend. This your
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: best friend, This best friend you come up with that's
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: married to the dude that has cheated on her repeatedly.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Not only has he cheated on her repeatedly, he doesn't
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: let her. She cares so much she'd have put him
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: in therapy. Come to find out, somebody sitting on the
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: couch with a legal path then decided to tell you
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: that he's a sex at it to hell, y'all pay
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: the money to figure this out for who didn't notice
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: keep cheating on you? But then months later a date
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: rape charge get put on the man. She coming as
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: you her best friend to write a letter for him.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: You decide, well, just because he is sex at it,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: don't make him a rapist. Well makes sense. You write
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: the letter. Two months later, here comes another damn charge
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: in another state. I would leave women ain't got together
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: down at the job and done this. So homeboy then
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: took the sex addiction to the level of if you
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: won't get it till me, I'm taking it. Now she
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: comes to you for a second letter. You don't want
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: to write the letter. Now she's mad at you because
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: this hell for crazy. You know, I got standing by
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: your man, But standing by your line asks no good trifle.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Raping man, it is a whole another stand by me
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: at one point in time? Should not he try to
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: do something for you, like straighten up, like get some
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: help after he went to therapy, What was accomplished at
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: the therapy session or was he just going just to
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: keep your ignory behind on the hook because he liked
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: the idea of having a white he slicking him anyway, um.
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  Speaker 1: Then you go to a party and he hits on it.
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  Speaker 1: You snap, he slithers away. Slip. The only thing that
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  Speaker 1: slithers away is a snake. He slithers away. Now your
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: girlfriend and told you you a negative force because she
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  Speaker 1: won't her distance if you won't be supportive and accept
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  Speaker 1: that he has a sex addiction. Except what what I
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  Speaker 1: got to accept it? You know? If one of my
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: boys come to adn't see Steve man, I'm in what's happen? Man? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm addicted to sex. Okay, me too? Okay, but what what? What? What?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: What's wrong? I'm hooked on it day. But I ain't
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: got to go around there to know that. I know.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: I had to have it myself. So I got that yourself. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but don't. I got some rape charges on me though,
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  Speaker 1: two of okay, hold on part of it right. See
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  Speaker 1: that's where my boy and I had to start re
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  Speaker 1: evaluating our illness. Okay, I'm addicted sex. I got that.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: You are too, You did what? Don't? I got two
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: rape charges? Hello? Steve? Hello Steve quick No, No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna see it's time for you and I'm when I
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: come back, I'm gonna tell you what your next move
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: has to be. If you don't follow this advice, then cool.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Write us next week, becaus just gonna be some most
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: stupid mess. We'll be back. You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show coming up next, it's a girl shryl Underwood. But first, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: finish your response to part two of today's Strawberry Letter.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do it right now, Yeah, right now, all right, Steve. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this woman's got this best friend husband that and cheated
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: on her repeatedly. She put the man in therapy, he
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: got to die as a sex addict, then montilated. Some
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: date rape charges came up against him. She convinced her
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: girlfriend of his encid and asked him to write a
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  Speaker 1: cat letter. She said, okay, since he cheat and don't
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  Speaker 1: make him a rape so she wrote the letter. Then
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: a few minutes later, another date rate charge come up
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: in another state. Bed friend came to again. She didn't
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: want to write them more letters for this dude. Then
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: he made the mistake of proposition and her at a party.
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  Speaker 1: She snapped. He slithered away. Now the life of the
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: husband is telling the lady that you're a negative force
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: and she wants her distance. If you won't be supportive
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  Speaker 1: and accept that he has a sex addiction. Sherley and
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: I both agree that ain't nobody got to accept nothing.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: You are your that dumb wife. You ain't got to
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: set up here and deal with this hill. He got
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: a sexual addiction, the dude, I know its addicted to it?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Why to hear you think we've been in a situation
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: where we all addicted to it? Added? You got it?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Who don't addicted to that? Hell? I'm addicted to sugar,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: sevil addictions, sugar? You know? You know? Yeah, I need that.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: You don't addicted to clothes? Yeah you are? You know,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: nice cars underwell to new to there, yes, skin all
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: that right here. I'm addicted to the cookie. I just
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: got a anyway, Okay, we got all of that now.
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  Speaker 1: She says he's having plenty of sex, even with men,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: but never with her. What this came? This rock boulder
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: that slapped me on the head, came in. I don't know.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Listen to me, stay out of it. Yes, don't let
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: her drag you back into this. You wrote one letter,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: you didn't write the second. He didn't hit on you.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: He sleeps with men and women, not huh, You don't
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  Speaker 1: know what to do. Here's what you do. Leave, let
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: her have it, let her have him. The sexual addiction problem,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: the men, the women, the bisexual that I have, all that.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, Well, why why are you writing this letter
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: crying about this woman? Does she complete you or something?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: This woman? Let her go because you need time to
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: do you and don't worry about nobody else. Man, if
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: you got a friend in your life, that's that funky.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: That ain't your friend? All right, Steve, we have to
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: go great answer though, email or Instagram. That's your thoughts
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: on today's Strawberry letter. Go to my girls surely? Okay,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: speaking of Instagram earlier, go to my girls surely? Um
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: coming on, come on, Steve, introduce our girl from the
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Talk gentlemen. She is here, the one and only Shrill Underwood.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Steve Harvey, and I'm your girl, sir and
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: my girls surlier. Yo, girls, sir, you need our own
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: TV show. Speaking of TV shows, that saw Empire called
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: me and explain what the hell happened? I saw it.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I know, I wait to call of
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: somebody gotta explain. I'm not even gonna spoiler alert because
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: I don't even understand what is going on? Wait a minute,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: I know what's going on. This weekend. I'll be at
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Chuckles and Memphis. I got six shots on Friday too,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: on Saturday. On Sunday, Timmy, I need all that Chuckles
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: money because my credit cars are in Arreas. That's right.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: I might work for the number one network, but I'm
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: still messing up my credit cars. Then I will be
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: at the J spot j D. Brown June the first,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: the second, the third, and the four who said they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be there there, I'll be there. But on Sunday
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: they're gonna roast me, Tommy. They're gonna grow like I'm
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: not black enough. They are going to roast on THEE.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: But on the first Thursday, the first, we're gonna stream
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  Speaker 1: live for twenty four hours all the way to Friday
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: the second for h b C U S. So you're
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: gonna check it out. I'll tell you more about that.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: But a couple of things I need to get to.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Uh So, Bill Cosby is black. Now he need our help.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: You won't you better go ask Hannibal Birds to be
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: on the jury pool. He the one did. We wasn't
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: really saying nothing. When we're talking Hannibal burst to one,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: dropped the dive bo you you better get him on
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: the jury pool. From the Pope to the Dope. The
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Pope is not talking to Trump. You see little on
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  Speaker 1: the pope face. Yes, the Pope look like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know why you in my office. I don't even
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: mess with you on this. Say it again, early, why
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: are you here? Yes, the Pope was looking at Trump like,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: you need to go talk to one of the cardinals.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Now for black people. That's new in the church. That's
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: like your pastor telling you to go talk to one
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: of the deacons. He has nothing right, Amen, man. Then
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: the Pope and the Pope love everybody, and Pope touched
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: people in the audience, pick up on the tractive babies.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: But gay Trump the side. That's when your president really
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: ainte doing what he's supposed to do. Last, but not least,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: they're throwing the balls like Mataworld piece at the Lake
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: of Game in my town. I'm a Republican and this
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: white on white crime has got to stop. Myself, they
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: fight reporters. I'm scared to go to a future. Who
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: the one that beat up that fought the reporter? Yeah? Today,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: you know what that means? You know what that means.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: You know what that means. No, I don't know. I
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: don't know if he meant dude. Democrats is trying to
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: use this. They're doing robo calls, they're doing everything they can.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: But here's what's stupid about this stuff. When did Republicans
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: get streaked? You know when the get Carol, I thought
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: we was corny. I thought we were, well, we do
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: have a good sex scandal, we get our freak one over.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: The big tent is big enough for everybody. But I
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: didn't know we was body slamming people. We have been
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: doing thing talk, well, you know that tough talk. Don't
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: get you laid on your back. It's gonna it's gonna
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: get you laid on your back because the world has changed.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: The world is a ghetto. That's a good soul, as
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: a good Hey. Before I go, I gotta shout out
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  Speaker 1: there everybody who served in the military, especially those of
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: us that didn't have our freedom, that didn't have our freedom,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: but we fought for the freedoms that we now. Oh dear,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: with things that are going on overseas, the United States
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: has to remain the world's superpower so that other people
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: will be free. Even though we might have a president
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: that we don't agree with, we all agree with this.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Those who gave their life and service for that country
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: should be saluted, and those who paid the ultimate price
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: we salute this weekend have a reflective amount of that.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: I'm out Steve Harvey. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. He's coming up at the top of the hour,
• 1:12:06
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• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: the Stars. Oh boy, wow, yeah, yes, yes, yes, started
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: last week to let's just say that you're gonna talk
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: about love and hip hop Atlanta. But come on, Steve,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: get you get your girl. Mr O'Dell go get her
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: please we need her. Look hello, wead Oh my he
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  Speaker 1: my mad man? Good morning? Is everyone was? Hey? Why
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: is everybody so dry? What's the matter with you? Boy? Oh?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: We're good, We're good. Okay, you signed a little desponded
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  Speaker 1: this desponded You never used the word that big? Yeah, No,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: I'm good. Well, ilways just big to you because you
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: smile about you taking a picture of little little, your
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: little thing and laying it into Montainy glass. I would
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: have been shamed to tell somebody that, why are you
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: bringing that up? Well, I just heard it on the
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: way in I listen to radio in the van. Yes, ma'am,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: I'm here. Um um um um, Hey, Holly, hey, sister
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: on down. How you doing, hey, sweet Hi Tashi, She's fine.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Thank you for asking brutal for brutal for brutal for
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  Speaker 1: Hi Jr. It's down. H that's good. How's you doing?
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: I'm doing outstanding still there. I ain't in the hospital. Okay, okay, Well,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: I guess you got to be grateful for something. Yes, man,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: that's good. Hi Jaffrey Brown, Good morning, down. How you
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: doing today? Glad to have you over here on the show.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Had to be here, hardy heard you on that other
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: where's you on that long? I was on that long time?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: How long was you over there? About fifteen years? Fifteen years?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: And damn nobody heard from you. Didn't hear from me
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: over there? You got to be over joy to be
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: over here. I'm so happy. Do you let you talk?
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Not mine? But yes, you're talking over here, and you
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: did over there shut up when I started, he said,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: shut up. So yeah, So now you're trying to be salted.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna hand alreadio show ant why I probably
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: won't you, right, man, I just tell the truth. Now,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: you know he's he's a very talented boy, but he
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: just gets depressed so easily. Nothing. He throws yourself into
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: something seemed like happy. I'm very happy. Okay, Well that's good,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: hot junior, that you speak to me again. Well, you know,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: I just you know your voices. Look, you know you
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: need to base in it, yes, ma'am. One of the
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: reasons you're not married. Now. You got to tone down
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: and got to get that vogue roughing it. You know,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: you've got to get that hello sharing. You know I
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: know how to do that because my fourth husband, Hubert.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: What's the best single for the Temptations? What did the temptations?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Photys here? Temptations? Oh this was before Melving and all
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: the the Temptations. It was a gospel group. Oh the Temptations. Temptations.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: They called him to Temptations because all the women in
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: the church wanted to sleep with him. Keeping it real.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: H Well, hello, Sherla, I'm not gonna speak again. Well, hello,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: sister Odell. How you doing today, baby? I'm doing well?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Thank you? And how are you nice? You never since
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: you got married and put your cleavage up. You say, now, Tommy,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: she's exposing herself again. No, I never exposed myself this
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: throw dell. Really, we're not all the waste. We didn't
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: nobody saying that. But she was a bit much though
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: that time. I've seen yet the hoodies m h. And
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: you had church ro cross yours. I'd never forget that,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: showing some things I've ever seen. I didn't put a
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: stroke on you get ahead, the whole left side shut down.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: It wouldn't have said church then it would have just
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: said ur s ro del um. I'd love this conversation,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: of course, but I just wanted to ask you. I
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: don't know if you were a fan of James Bond
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: or anything, you know, the Double oh seven movies, but
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: um an icon. Roger Moore was eighty nine and he
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: passed away like him. Well, I dated his granddaddy, I
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: teach you now, Yeah, because Roger Moore himself was eighty nine.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: But okay, well I great, I dated, like I said,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: I gree just gated his granddad. What was what was
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: his name, Tommy, rude, huh, gimme, give me, give me,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: give me bun. Excuse me, sister, Oh, give me Lord Hammerson,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: give me more, I said, who A lot of people
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: you know, um, there was always a thing between Roger
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Moore's double oh seven and Sean Connery's double oh seven
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: because Roger Moore replaced Sean Connery. Roger mo I liked him,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: betted in Sean Connry. Yeah you. I'm finding a lot
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: of people were fans of Roger Moore, like I dated
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: Sean Connery. Daddy wow? And what was his name? I Honory?
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Mr sephone, She asked me too quick. I hadn't he
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: wasn't Honor Thank you, Crill. But you have a Russian
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, getting ready to get ready,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: to get ready. It is that time for a reality
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: excuse me before you start calling. Yes, Sin, I was
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: just jilling to check back for I get out of here.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: My eyes was saying that my time is shorted this
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: you you you cutting me shot now, ma'am. No, ma'am.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: It's the same amount of time from before. Okay. I
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: just felt like it was a little quick this time. No, man,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: you put too much time on all the white me
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: and you dating. If you wouldn't have done that. Watch
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: your tune. Hey hey, hey, hey little man, but men,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: watch yourself now. And we all know you're smile because
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: you didn't picture a little thing in the Martina glass.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: I'm saying you want to be big shot. Cain't be
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: big shot a little man. At the same time, we
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: love having you here, but we have to move on
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: to reality. Okay, well we move a hole on way
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: to mint your bug i healthy. You ain't goting to
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: sweep me out of here like this now, that's what
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: you ain't fitting to do now, I asked Carl. It
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: wasn't her, dude. Now, Carl, it been sweet to me
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna stay sweet with call it. But she
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: you're trying to push me now, No, ma'am. Yeah, you're
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: just said you got to move on. That was you
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: saying it? Well, you know, really, that's why you don't
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: have many friends. It's many friends. It used to be
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: no man now free you don't have many friends. And
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: me and Tracy was talking about your other day and
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: she's thinking about leaving your low table. She'll never leave me.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: Tracia didn't mean to put it out there. Okay, Well,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: thank you, Cistri del By. Now, no, no, no, you
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: n I tell I said, I'm sorry, sweet, go ahead, Carl, Yeah,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: let's go. What's sister Dann speaking of that? You were
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: talking about friendship, I Love and hip hop Atlanta, Shirley,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: your girl Carly ran in Jocelyn. You know, they were beefing,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: so they kind of squashed that beef. Curly felt like
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: she was a loyal friend to Jocelyn and that she
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: had her back all the time, and Joscelyn felt that,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: you know, Carly kind of gossips and spreads rumors a lot,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: and she was tired of Carly telling her about rumors
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: about Stevie j her baby daddy. So you know, some
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: of the friends intervened and try to get these ladies
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: to work it out. So we shall see. Uh. Joscelyne
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: had a co hosting job on the talk show The
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Real She kind of co hosted for a week, and
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: she mentioned on the show about Rashida's marriage drama. You know,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: Rashida and Kirk. You remember at the beginning of the
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: season the secret baby that Kirk had and and Rashida
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: heard about this, and so she went to her husband
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: and said, you know, you need to get a DNA
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: test for this secret baby of yours. I am tired
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: of all these rumors people in the streets talking about
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: our marriage. She wants him to get a DNA test
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: and move on from there. I'm moving on, yeah, moving
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: on to Dancing with the Stars quickly. Season twenty four
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  Speaker 1: just ended. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. NFL running back Rashad Jennings.
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  Speaker 1: You know he used to play for the Giants. He
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  Speaker 1: is this season's winner. Rashad and his partner Emma. They
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  Speaker 1: took home the mirror Ball, Yeah, Junior Mirrorball Trophy after
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  Speaker 1: dancing the chat Cho Tango and when in s Well
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  Speaker 1: the reason why that? Yeah, Tommy, I want to give
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  Speaker 1: a shout out to my girl, Normany. She was on
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  Speaker 1: the show from Fifth Harmony and I know her. She
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  Speaker 1: was raised in New Orleans, She's Houston. I'm very close
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  Speaker 1: to her and her family. We were rooting for her,
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  Speaker 1: So Shirley was rooting for Normani with me. But she
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  Speaker 1: got a perfect score but she did not win. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she did not win. So that's in my neighborhood. She
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  Speaker 1: was off the chain, Yeah she was. She got voted
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  Speaker 1: last week. Yeah yeah, yeah, you just thought you'd bring
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  Speaker 1: that up, because I brought up that I knew nor money.
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  Speaker 1: She out in chateau Land too. That's what you got
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  Speaker 1: out of that. That's what you got out of that
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  Speaker 1: about he was getting voted off, which stars all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden, she lived out there with me. Well, he's
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: talking about Simone. She was voted off as well, Simone Biles,
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  Speaker 1: the Gold Metal Gymnastic winner. So all of the sisters
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  Speaker 1: did not win. So we are just kind of you
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  Speaker 1: would be quiet, you guys. T I and Tiny the
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  Speaker 1: family hustle. You know, there's been rumors about this couple divorcing.
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  Speaker 1: It was really sad on the show to see their
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  Speaker 1: marriage ending, especially yeah, for the children's sake. And they
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  Speaker 1: kind of talked about a lot of the issues, and
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  Speaker 1: you know, there were rumors about Tiny and dating or
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  Speaker 1: kicking it with a boxing champ, Floyd Mayweather. Uh t
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  Speaker 1: I messing around with an employee that Tiny hired, and
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  Speaker 1: they went to dinner and they tried to talk about this,
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  Speaker 1: and uh take a listen to what Tiny is saying
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  Speaker 1: why she moved out of the house so quickly hit
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  Speaker 1: that for me. Cat For those who don't understand tip
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  Speaker 1: pass and infidelities, with a girl who I hired, and
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  Speaker 1: that girl is one of the reasons why I got
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  Speaker 1: my own house. I ain't intertwined my souls with no mother.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't doing none of that. It's totally different for
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing. You didn't have Joe when you was
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  Speaker 1: out with this mother dude that you know when you
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  Speaker 1: know when that with him? You was at his house.
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  Speaker 1: He was at his house. You're in his house, which
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  Speaker 1: don't speak on it if you know what you're talking about,
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  Speaker 1: like I know a hundred percentnes she slept. How do
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  Speaker 1: you know that because you see me dancing that? How
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  Speaker 1: does dancing on a what? How do you know that?
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  Speaker 1: You don't know? I ain't never never stood in me.
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  Speaker 1: If he become treat me like a woman. I spent
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  Speaker 1: millions on you, playing for you at for him. You're saying.
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  Speaker 1: The point is that you were with the dude that
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  Speaker 1: you know. I mean all that's week excuse me, but
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  Speaker 1: chiple with the girl that you met. The me is
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  Speaker 1: that any if I had you to do a job
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  Speaker 1: and you come here, you're going to see my man. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I was with you. That's right man to
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  Speaker 1: put you know, put dirty undy. That was what we
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  Speaker 1: want to see, that's what we want to watch. But
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  Speaker 1: it was a very disrespectful Yeah, it was very disrespectful.
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  Speaker 1: And at the end of the day, it's crystal clear
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  Speaker 1: after you're hearing all of that, that this marriage is
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  Speaker 1: over you on both sides, you know, on both sides. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hand that. Steve Harvey did not comment on the t
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  Speaker 1: I situation at all. None of these voices is mine
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  Speaker 1: because I don't do that, regardless as to what they
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  Speaker 1: do to me. Thank you, you don't. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: you a stripe to say I didn't say nothing. Let's
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  Speaker 1: go to a song I just wanted out there. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for you to murder another hit. It is that time
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  Speaker 1: again on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yes, Steve, go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and say something to him. Go ahead, Could you
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  Speaker 1: ask Jay to do this? Sure? You can't ask obviously
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  Speaker 1: we're having a communication problem. Ya can't talk about Jay
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  Speaker 1: Shirley h to not only set the song up, but
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  Speaker 1: kind of give us an idea of what it's about.
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  Speaker 1: That's what's going to do. I was asking, what did
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  Speaker 1: you just Jay? Not only couldn't talk to the other dude.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's why you're doing that. Yeah, I mean you
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  Speaker 1: know now, I of a sudden, you're just talking to me.
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  Speaker 1: People just couldn't talk to you in the hallway. So
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: not on the radio change. We don't know about it.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I can't get the same respect. Jay.
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  Speaker 1: Steve would like for you not only to set the
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  Speaker 1: song up, but tell us what it's about. And I
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  Speaker 1: like to ask you before you start, what is it? Ja? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this song is by Jermaine Jackson, so we can add
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  Speaker 1: his name to let's get serious. No, I didn't do
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  Speaker 1: that one jan It's already on the list, I know,
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  Speaker 1: but this is not gonna last long. The celebrity list
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  Speaker 1: of the celebrities who hate us and will probably never
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  Speaker 1: come back on this show. That list. This song was
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: don't take it personal, nice in a nice shit but yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's his song. My song is your Hair is unusual,
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: unable to make all that rhyme, and the song Janson
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  Speaker 1: Brown murders. It hits on the Steve every morning show.
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  Speaker 1: Hit it. My hair has wings on the sides, but
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  Speaker 1: the time is kind of curning so much grease, I shine,
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  Speaker 1: what I don't care once my hair, stay your clothes.
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  Speaker 1: into you, my papa door, my lips press the vade
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  Speaker 1: killing preece way to side curling from my head. You
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  Speaker 1: turn your face down my head, you dealer setting grace,
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  Speaker 1: private grease. It keeps my faceless to me. When I
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  Speaker 1: have a fresh one, bride as a fire background is
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  Speaker 1: still it? Have you met to me? Because you look,
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  Speaker 1: you just focus right on his head when you see
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  Speaker 1: you do it. You don't listen to a damn thing,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: he'd say, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. Well,
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: our friend, your friend especially she's been on your show,
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: She's been on a radio show. Tyra Banks, the new
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: host of America's Got Talent, she's named in a lawsuit
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: is filed by America's Got Talent contestant. One of the contestants,
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: Tyra's debut isn't until next week, but she's already in
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: hot water for being verbally abusive during the auditions. A
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  Speaker 1: couple presented an original song in New York about their
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  Speaker 1: daughter's birth. The family felt they were set up to
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  Speaker 1: be publicly humiliated. Their attorney claim the little girl suffers
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: from emotional distress, and the lawsuit described Tyra's crime. They
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  Speaker 1: said she implied their daughter was accidentally conceived, made fun
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  Speaker 1: of the performance, and ridicule the song. The family requested
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: that the footage be shelved rather than America's Got Talent
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  Speaker 1: exploit their failed audition. They're also seeking money for damages.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: Can't make fun of the kids when they come on
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  Speaker 1: the ship, but and original songs, even if it's bad.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: Even if it's bad, you don't say not. Can I
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  Speaker 1: can I say this? Though you can't say not, all
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  Speaker 1: the people go free. I can see it. You just yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I did. Damn job. Okay, Jay and Thomas. Since y'all
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: always paying up and you and Junior are always we'll
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: let you or talk. Just because a person files a
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: lawsuit don't mean it's legit. Guess what if you auditioning
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: somewhere and you don't get the results, you won't You
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  Speaker 1: can't just turn around to sue a person because it
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: ain't go good. I tell people all the time, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you remember when we used to do all the radio
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  Speaker 1: sing along we should do it was the first time.
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  Speaker 1: I should always tell people. Don't come in here and
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  Speaker 1: do no original song. Original do a song we know.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: I've known tire banks, have you? Can you imagine tire banks?
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  Speaker 1: Even saying to a small child your parents wants to
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  Speaker 1: accidentally head you, can you really imagine tire banks? And
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: you said it to me a hundred times and I
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  Speaker 1: meant it every word of it. Didn't you accidentally? I said,
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  Speaker 1: I can imagine banks with saying that, yes, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't imagine. Yeah, yeah, you just can't. Seeming in
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  Speaker 1: like that, I can't imagine Tyra doing that Because you're
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: being sued, It doesn't make it a true statement. The
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  Speaker 1: average person would suit celebrities to get them to settle.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: It doesn't mean she did it. It doesn't mean she's
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  Speaker 1: guilty at all. But from a pr standpoint, it just
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: don't look good for the celebrity. I just want to
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: say that because a lot of that happens. And here's
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: the problem with lawsuits that turn out to be frivolous.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: The person who filed it, they get to just go away,
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: don't they ain't no love loss. Well we didn't get
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: the settlement we wanted. Ain't no love loss. But the
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: celebrity suffers the damage. That's unfair. I get thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I understand. You can't see that. I mean I couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't seeks till it thirty eight woman showed up.
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  Speaker 1: Then I just I mean, hey, it started real the dumbiest.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, go ahead, We'll let you and Junior talk.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, we gotta go. You're listening to the Steven
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  Speaker 1: all right, we're back. We got time for just one
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  Speaker 1: more thing. Don't forget everybody standing. Soul Festival October six
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  Speaker 1: through the night. It's gonna be a great event. Man Show.
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  Speaker 1: Hope y'all can come out there and hang out with
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: the Morning Show. We're gonna be over there partying, shing
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: walking on the beach, soaking up the sun, sitting by
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  Speaker 1: the pool side, getting the raft, riding on the lazy river,
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: sitting up in the eating conk, salad, fried cont fried chicken, ways,
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  Speaker 1: hot dogs, burgers, jerk chicken, all the gambling outside by
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  Speaker 1: the pool, at the cove, sitting over there at the
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: adults only section, looking at the waitresses, got the cabanas
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  Speaker 1: out there, balling. I'm gonna go play me a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of golf, and we ain't gonna teach you nothing
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna nothing, No seminars moving you and nothing. On
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  Speaker 1: the beach, drinking peanut Colodus and sitting up here trying
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  Speaker 1: to buy, trying to holly. Got a ciut in my hand,
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  Speaker 1: got a drink and the other. Everybody knows it coming.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be bothered. Don't sit up here
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  Speaker 1: and camment. Don't nobody talk to me. Just come on
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  Speaker 1: out and saying and take a walk in the sea.
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  Speaker 1: We got everything going on at the Bahamas that day.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to come on join this, come along,
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  Speaker 1: get this way. We got money, we got saying, we
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  Speaker 1: got food, we got drinks, we got everybody on. Come
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  Speaker 1: on with your stake, get it on party. Put your
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: hands in there high in the air like you just
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: don't care. Come on, everybody, it's really got a message.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna get it on after saying the Soul Festival
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  Speaker 1: we got it told with six through the ninth is
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  Speaker 1: the date you are to come on and don't get
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  Speaker 1: your money in late. We're gonna be out there. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna party real strong. The party goals on, just a
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: all night long, come on all right now, right now? Team?
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: Why did you put that there? Jor? I forgot James? Well,
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: Mr Harvey, are you excited? Game five tonight? Cavaliers find
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: the walk their ash right on the Jim, I've been
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: missing the storyline. What's up with Isaiah Thomas? Hurt me
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: for the season? Yeah, yeah, he was done. I think
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: it was a game. Yeah, I think he went out. Yeah,
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: look at play. They have a new hashtag I've been
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: noticing on Cleveland's Instagram and Twitter page. The Cavaliers defend
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: in the land, defending the land. They got T shirts
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: and everything defending the land baby land. Huh is that
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: what it means? Defend the land of funk? That it's
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: over tonight, It's gonna be on think yeah, man, Yeah,
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: let's just get it on Golden State because Lebron nobody
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: talking to him, because Lebron can't take he get all
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  Speaker 1: up what he los. He started talking, that's some Yeah,
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get Lebron, Yes, because we win us Yeah him,
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  Speaker 1: we I think it's the whole state of Ohio. You
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  Speaker 1: know what, don't say nothing to him. You saw the
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: damn memo. I was getting ready to say that. Come
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: up in here, many we get sick of you. We're
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you. He tells that. Little dude though, he
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: told me, hey, wait what you play ball? Yeah, so
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: Steve wrote the memo for the whole state of Ohio. Yeah.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: All of them talk to you like that. They get
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: feel like you don't never say nothing to me. He said, Hey,
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: I had an off night. I just didn't have it
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: last night. But he came back the next night, five
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: in on. Kyrie let him not and set up in
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: here playing this game with come on, come on, Golden State, whatever,
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: come on ready for gLing State? I think you ready.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: And they look like they don't want none of them
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: like skin be stuff that they don't want. Love not
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: Stefan can't do nothing with it, can't stop got that
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: clears the bell. But you can't stop Lebron either. So
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: where we at? You can't stop Kevin stop Kyrie Clay
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: Thompson Clay times. You can't stop him, can't stop killing love.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: So where we at, we're killing Shirley. We're gonna before
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: we started, don't go Willa Tristan. Before we start, I
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: was talking about Draymond. We're gonna bring a Bobby in
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: to cut Lebron and Durant all the way of what
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: you say, all the way off? Well we saw the championship.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: We're gonna bring a Bobby in and cut Durant and Lebron,
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: and Lebron's take it all the way down. Well, Lebron,
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: don't have to cut it here. It'll probably fell out
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: by the game championship. It should have felling all out,
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: selling all out. Wait, what was that bill? This show
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: too many? All your friends? Huh, you don't need Durant.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: You need Durant the new freaking frack. And assume you
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: don't even like anyway you tell me that it's such
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: a snitch. So if Cleveland wins tonight at the finals
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: June one in Oakland in Golden State, that's the first game. Now,
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: how if they go to a game seven? When is
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 1: that game played? Now? We need to get these seven
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: seven games played in two weeks let me ask you
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 1: a question. Somebody look it up. If there's a game
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: seven played, where, what day? And where would it be?
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: It will be in Golden State what day? Ten seconds
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