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VP Kamala Harris, SHVM, Birthday Report, steveharveyfm.com and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all at all, So.
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  Speaker 4: Don't given them.
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  Speaker 5: A bu bu boozy.
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  Speaker 3: Listening to show, I don't joy yeah, joy, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know you turn.
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  Speaker 6: Love turn, you gotta turn.
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  Speaker 1: To turn the mouth turn.
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  Speaker 6: You probably got to turn the mouth, turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Water the mona.
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  Speaker 7: Look, come on, come on, you'll think, uh huh I sure, well,
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  Speaker 7: good morning everybody you're listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 7: dig me now.
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  Speaker 2: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. I
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  Speaker 2: need everybody today, everybody that's listening, I need you to
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  Speaker 2: catch fire today. I want you to catch fire today.
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  Speaker 2: You want to phrase it another way, I want you
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  Speaker 2: to catch on fire today, but I need you to
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  Speaker 2: catch fire today. I need today to be today that
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  Speaker 2: you stop complaining and you do something. Do you know
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  Speaker 2: why a lot of people can't move forward in their
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  Speaker 2: life because they complaining about their past? They always complaining,
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  Speaker 2: man about something? Is that explains the reason why they are.
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  Speaker 2: Let me help you with this right here. If you
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  Speaker 2: are steady complaining about the reason you are, you know,
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  Speaker 2: if I hadn't met this man, if I hadn't have
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  Speaker 2: been involved with this woman, and if I hadn't have
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  Speaker 2: had this baby, if I had never went down there,
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  Speaker 2: if I hadn't have got arrested, if I hadn't this,
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  Speaker 2: if I hadn't it at, if I had a just
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  Speaker 2: finished school, if I had to Hey, hey, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 2: stop stop all that stuff that you're complaining about, everything
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  Speaker 2: that you keep allowing to resonate with you as a
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  Speaker 2: reason to justify and explain you not being successful. Can
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  Speaker 2: I share something with you about all of that? Guess
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  Speaker 2: what it is? You done, got past all of it.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't have the baby, you got arrested, they didn't
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  Speaker 2: kill you, you didn't finish school, but you're still standing.
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  Speaker 2: You met that man, he gone, He involved with two
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  Speaker 2: other women. Right now, I got three other kids. Guess what.
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  Speaker 2: You still here and the baby's here. You got over
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  Speaker 2: all the injustices that were done to you. You got
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  Speaker 2: something happened to you when you was a kid. You're
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  Speaker 2: an adult now. Somebody did something to you when you
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  Speaker 2: was a little boy. Guess what, man, Now, some things
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  Speaker 2: happen to you that you haven't found closure on. The
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  Speaker 2: person that you're looking for closure from has moved on.
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  Speaker 2: Can I tell you that everything that has happened to you?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know you've gotten pasted it? So why are
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  Speaker 2: you steady complaining about what has happened to you that
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  Speaker 2: has caused you to be in this position? But do
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  Speaker 2: you understand that it's prohibiting you from moving forward? Stop
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  Speaker 2: complaining today, catch fire, Let your pass be your past.
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  Speaker 2: I've told this to you one hundred times on this radio,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm gonna say it again. Bishop Jakes told me
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  Speaker 2: something man that helped me so greatly. You can't drive
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  Speaker 2: your car if you gonna keep looking in the rear
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  Speaker 2: view mirror. That's why the windshield is huge. The windshield
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  Speaker 2: is huge. The rearview mirror is this tiny thing that
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  Speaker 2: sits up there. Now all is far. It's so you
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  Speaker 2: can see stuff that's coming up on you. All the
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  Speaker 2: rearview mirror for is so you can assure yourself. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: listen to this. The realview mirror is imp there to
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  Speaker 2: assure you that you've cleared something.
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  Speaker 8: See.
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  Speaker 2: That's what the rearview mirrors for. So when you pass
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  Speaker 2: the can you want to switch lanes, you can glance
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  Speaker 2: up there and it says, okay, you're clear. Now you
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  Speaker 2: passed it. You can switch lanes. That's all the rearview
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  Speaker 2: mirrors for. It ain't for you to stare at and
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  Speaker 2: dictate your life with what you're tripping for. Man, catch
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  Speaker 2: fire today today, Man, quit complaining about everything that did
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  Speaker 2: happened to you. Life is ten percent. What happens to
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  Speaker 2: you is ninety percent. What you do about what happens
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  Speaker 2: to you? What are you going to do about it?
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  Speaker 2: So what I got all this? Look, man, your story
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  Speaker 2: ain't no deeper than nobody else's. I can tell you
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  Speaker 2: I was homeless for three years. It's people been homeless
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  Speaker 2: for thirty years. How long I'm gonna ride that out?
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  Speaker 8: Man?
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  Speaker 2: You know I can't do nothing right now. I fell
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  Speaker 2: on hard times and I lost my place to stay.
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  Speaker 2: Where you staying now? See the majority of people are
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  Speaker 2: staying somewhere right now. I was out there. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: have nowhere to go. I'm in a shelter. Now. You
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  Speaker 2: was under the bridge a week ago. You into shelter.
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  Speaker 2: Now why you still crying about the bridge? You in
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  Speaker 2: a shelter now. Man. You know how you find your purpose?
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  Speaker 2: You get in touch with who created you. Because when
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  Speaker 2: God made you, he had a purpose in mind. Now
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  Speaker 2: we've ignored it and we haven't tapped into it. But
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  Speaker 2: we all had a purpose. You don't, and it's sometimes
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  Speaker 2: it takes people be longing to discover the purpose. Colonel
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  Speaker 2: Sanders was frying chicken with a recipe that he was
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  Speaker 2: telling people was the best chicken in the world. Ain't
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  Speaker 2: nobody believe him till he turned seventy. Why you think
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  Speaker 2: the dude that's on the Kentucky Fried Chicken signs is old.
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  Speaker 2: That dude ain't twenty up there he oh, he oh,
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  Speaker 2: But you know what, he had been frying that chicken
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  Speaker 2: for forty some years. They just found out about it
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  Speaker 2: when he was seventy. But he didn't give up his
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  Speaker 2: purpose in life. This dude was just frying chicken. See,
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  Speaker 2: people keep looking for their gifts in all kinds of
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  Speaker 2: places when it's right there in you. You ain't got
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  Speaker 2: to go to school to find your gift. You're born
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  Speaker 2: with the gift that God got for you. You'll go
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  Speaker 2: to school to tack it on to something else. But
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  Speaker 2: your gift was already given to you. You were born
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  Speaker 2: with that. You don't have to go to college to
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  Speaker 2: know your gift. Your college allows you to enhance it
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  Speaker 2: and to find something to attach it to and hopefully
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  Speaker 2: you get a degree that attaches your gift to a
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  Speaker 2: vehicle where it can work. The problem with college is
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  Speaker 2: we go to college and we attach it to what
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  Speaker 2: we like or what we might be passionate about, nor
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  Speaker 2: the gift we have. You know how many people and
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  Speaker 2: graduated from college ain't doing nothing they went to college for.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, man, you know why because you discovering life,
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  Speaker 2: your gift. You discover what you was born to do.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't bought you know what I mean? You know
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  Speaker 2: what my major was in college? It was advertising. I
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  Speaker 2: can't be at no death, drawing, no picture for nobody.
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  Speaker 2: But now guess what I can wake up every day
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  Speaker 2: and guess what I can tell you. I advertise. I've
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  Speaker 2: been advertising my career. Come see me live. Come see
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  Speaker 2: me live at Madison Square, guard Come see me live
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  Speaker 2: at Phillips Winga. Come see me live at Jokers Comedy Club.
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  Speaker 2: Come see me live at Percy's. Come see me live
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  Speaker 2: at Elisis Tabitt. Come see me live. I've been advertising
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  Speaker 2: the whole time, but I had a different purpose in
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  Speaker 2: mind because I went and I talked to God. And
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  Speaker 2: this is how you do it. You go talk to
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  Speaker 2: God and say, hey, God, look, okay, this is the deal.
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  Speaker 2: I've been struggling here. I'm over forty. I still haven't
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  Speaker 2: found my purpose in life. Okay, but so I can
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  Speaker 2: quit wasting any more time? Would you help direct me
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  Speaker 2: and guide me to my purpose? I know you created
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  Speaker 2: me to do something. I just haven't found what it is.
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  Speaker 2: And the reason I haven't found what it is because
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  Speaker 2: I've been doing things my way. I ain't been checking
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  Speaker 2: with you, confirming with you on anything. I ain't locked in.
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  Speaker 2: I tried to settle it up with you. I've been
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  Speaker 2: just doing my thing. Well, my thing has gotten me
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  Speaker 2: as far as it can get me. How about you
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  Speaker 2: take over and do your thing now? Can you direct
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  Speaker 2: me in my path? I'm an open book. Treat me
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  Speaker 2: like a piece of clay. I'm telling you, man, if
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  Speaker 2: you go to God, he'll give it to you. But
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  Speaker 2: see you have not because you ask not. How many
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  Speaker 2: times have you asked God for it? This ain't no
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  Speaker 2: magic trick, y'all. This is the deal. You got to
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  Speaker 2: catch fire today. Catch fire today, I am. I'm excited
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  Speaker 2: about today. I've got a lot to do.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening, show.
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  Speaker 2: You know what today? It's today? After the birthday. But
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  Speaker 2: I'm still doing the birthday because.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know on you and I ain't even really
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  Speaker 2: one of them people that do birthday weeks and birthday
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  Speaker 2: months and all like that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I'm still just glad I made it. That's
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  Speaker 2: all it is. You're greatlad I made it, man, because
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  Speaker 2: I had a couple of woo moments along that way. Now,
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  Speaker 2: but it didn't look like Steve har Marny show jamming
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  Speaker 2: this morning.
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  Speaker 10: Y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Hope you feel good today.
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  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 2: Did you tell God you appreciate him working up? Because
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  Speaker 2: that's who did it. Let's get that thing started with
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  Speaker 2: the right gratitude because if you got the right gratitude
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  Speaker 2: and affect your attitude, and once you change your attitude
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  Speaker 2: and change altitude, that's we got to remember that show
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  Speaker 2: Strawberry calling for real, Junior or Nephew Tommy, Mississippi Monica,
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  Speaker 2: all of us we here, Jr.
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  Speaker 1: Junior?
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  Speaker 11: YEA, how you feel you.
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  Speaker 4: Feel different? Do you feel changed?
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  Speaker 8: Man?
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  Speaker 2: I'm a little bit. Yeah, I'm still fly. I ain't
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  Speaker 2: gonna change, but you know, like I ain't.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I guess.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna ever quit pivot that that that.
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  Speaker 1: That that, that's just not I love it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not finna do that doog? You know?
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  Speaker 2: I guess though, man, probably what I'm most changed about
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  Speaker 2: is and Carl has said it best. We were talking
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  Speaker 2: off the air, well, I really don't care. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't care. Listen, do you know what, man? If
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  Speaker 2: I don't know you and I know you don't know me,
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  Speaker 2: and you start saying something about me that ain't the truth, man,
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  Speaker 2: what do I care? I could care less, man, And
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  Speaker 2: why would you address it?
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 2: Somebody has told me reached. They said, Man, so you
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  Speaker 2: are gonna Are you gonna dress any of this stuff
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  Speaker 2: that's out there on the internet? I said, no, I'm not,
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  Speaker 2: I said, because you have to understand something.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 2: The internet only has power over you if you give
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  Speaker 2: it to them. And I have yet to see I
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  Speaker 2: have yet to see this is me now, Vista Equity, Apple,
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  Speaker 2: Delta Airlines, Coca Cola, Amazon, I have yet to see
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  Speaker 2: them on a blog site talking about nobody. I've yet
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  Speaker 2: to see. I've never seen a major company, major human
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  Speaker 2: being on a blog talking about somebody. So if I'm
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  Speaker 2: aiming to be major. Why would I not act like
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  Speaker 2: the majors act? Yes, sir, So that's man, that's that's
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  Speaker 2: the new thing about me.
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  Speaker 12: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really really good, man, I'm really really good and
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  Speaker 2: grateful to man because God. You know what God has
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  Speaker 2: done for me. Really, He's given me a level of peace.
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  Speaker 2: He's given me peace of mind.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 13: See, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 13: we will hear from the nephew as he runs that
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  Speaker 13: prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening Morning show.
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  Speaker 1: It is time now to run that prank back with
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  Speaker 1: the nephew. Nephew, what you got for us?
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  Speaker 4: This is the classic nephew pranks.
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  Speaker 2: The yeah, I mean, while I was trying to be
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  Speaker 2: a better Christian.
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  Speaker 4: That's all.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's what we're going.
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  Speaker 2: That's not every day.
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  Speaker 4: Now here we go. It ain't price the uncle. Let's
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  Speaker 4: go ket though.
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  Speaker 8: So what did you say?
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  Speaker 14: I'm saying to you right now that he's telling on everybody.
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  Speaker 14: He's sitting on there.
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  Speaker 8: He got nothing to do with me.
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  Speaker 5: Man, That ain't my book.
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  Speaker 8: That's his damn books. Put him on the phone here.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell him. I don't know why he stayed
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  Speaker 8: to stay. He ain't writing about you. He had told
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  Speaker 8: on me.
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  Speaker 14: He's told all my boys. He's telling on everybody.
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  Speaker 8: Man, he go his book ain't got nothing to do
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  Speaker 8: with you, man, No.
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  Speaker 14: No, nobody his book do got something to do with me?
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  Speaker 14: Because everything that stayed. Don't learn if he was growing
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  Speaker 14: up from the hood telling on everybody. And I'm tired
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  Speaker 14: of this. He ought to go somewhere and sit down.
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  Speaker 14: I know.
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  Speaker 8: No, you gotta get right with your girl.
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  Speaker 14: If he's stolen my girl, he ain't got no business
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  Speaker 14: coming in my house in my car.
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  Speaker 8: Telling every damn thing. So hello, Hello, who who is this?
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  Speaker 14: Who is it?
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  Speaker 8: Hold on, man, this Steve Harvey? Who is this? This
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  Speaker 8: is your team?
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  Speaker 14: Man? Listen here. Man, Okay, I'm gonna fall with your nephew.
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  Speaker 14: And I'm just saying this to you, Steve. Okay, hold
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  Speaker 14: up till you dude. I see you in the front
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  Speaker 14: of Aspence, I see you on the on the family
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  Speaker 14: field on your radio show. So why don't you go
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  Speaker 14: somewhere and sit out and quit telling on everybody. I mean,
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  Speaker 14: if I'm everything, Steve, I'm right in the car with
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  Speaker 14: my family. I gotta turn my radio heat because you
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  Speaker 14: telling game. We grow up sticking together.
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  Speaker 8: If I run in the middle game to make my ends.
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  Speaker 14: Meet or whatever it is, that's my business.
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  Speaker 8: You ain't got a running on me.
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  Speaker 5: Hold up, hold old.
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  Speaker 8: First of all, I don't know who you are.
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  Speaker 14: I know you don't, but I know who you are,
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  Speaker 14: and we listen to the show. Okay, her first thing
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  Speaker 14: you gonna do, though, back up a little bit.
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  Speaker 8: Dumb because you're talking to me ways and Steve, ain't
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  Speaker 8: nobody scared of you because you got money on it
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  Speaker 8: says I'm nothing to do with no money, and I'm
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  Speaker 8: gonna be too many.
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  Speaker 14: Listen, I put a minute and where they just enjoy
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  Speaker 14: your life. You find the perfect why no, you you
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  Speaker 14: found the perfect person, the perfect relationship. Okay, that's good.
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  Speaker 8: Goddess, hold up, don't put God in this. Leave God
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  Speaker 8: out of this because you ain't calling from the God.
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  Speaker 8: It ain't gonna see people kill me with that part
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  Speaker 8: right there, God bless you.
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  Speaker 5: Don't throw God.
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  Speaker 8: You don't want God bless me because you're talking too
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  Speaker 8: crazy to me. That's for starters right there. But since
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  Speaker 8: you talking crazy to me, let me turn you onto something.
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  Speaker 8: You out that running game. That's your problem.
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  Speaker 5: Run your game.
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  Speaker 8: You can't get mad at me because I'm doing what
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  Speaker 8: I do. Man, y'all kill me. You out there doing
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  Speaker 8: what you want to do, like you all in this
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  Speaker 8: right here. Then you coming to me because I'm trying
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  Speaker 8: to empower somebody. I don't give a damn botch you man,
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  Speaker 8: feel how you want to feel about me. But what
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  Speaker 8: you ain't gonna do, though, is talk to me like
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  Speaker 8: you Clay, because I ain't playing in Steven. Let's make
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  Speaker 8: the player feel fair.
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  Speaker 14: Okay. You got the airways, you got the microphone, you
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  Speaker 14: got the ability to touch a lot of people. Okay,
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  Speaker 14: and you're just telling you're.
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  Speaker 8: A walking talking them. Hold on, hold up, this ain't
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  Speaker 8: got nothing to do with the airways. You got nothing
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  Speaker 8: to do with the media. That's just me and you talking.
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  Speaker 8: I talk to you personally. Personally, me and you can
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  Speaker 8: talk anybody. I don't like a man there called you
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  Speaker 8: talking all this yet see his people like you. Man, dog,
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  Speaker 8: You know why I wrote a book in the first place,
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  Speaker 8: because you're always somewhere trying to act like you something
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  Speaker 8: that you in. Now you've got the sauce on the phone.
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  Speaker 8: Now you're trying to mention about money into me. This
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  Speaker 8: just me and you, just two men.
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  Speaker 14: Talking, not what you want. And if there's two men
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  Speaker 14: men talking there from one man to another, watch you
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  Speaker 14: just go somewhere and sit down and quit telling.
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  Speaker 8: First of all, I ain't even got to sit down.
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  Speaker 8: You already doing nothing as it is. See the soon
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  Speaker 8: did somebody go out and do something? Try to do
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  Speaker 8: something positive? You got some more shaking, big shimmy wabb
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  Speaker 8: like you sitting up in here, man wanting to go
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  Speaker 8: sit down somewhere. I ain't gonna sitting down, No, damn well,
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  Speaker 8: you can mince me with that. I say what I
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  Speaker 8: want to say. And who are you anyway? You ain't
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  Speaker 8: even doing nothing?
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  Speaker 14: Tell me I ain't doing nothing. I'll tell you what
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  Speaker 14: I am doing. I'm trying to do something. And every
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  Speaker 14: time I take a step, you take two steps.
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  Speaker 8: I can't long hand hand hold. Man, when y'all kill me?
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  Speaker 8: Why don't you quit trying and do something? You wanta
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  Speaker 8: steal me? Man? With that on you trying to do something?
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  Speaker 8: Why don't you do something? Thog You shinn't have been
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  Speaker 8: here talking to me about what you're trying. You try
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  Speaker 8: of selling that same thing to your people. You trying
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  Speaker 8: what even tie to me? And trying stuff? When you
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  Speaker 8: gonna do something, I'm.
• 18:28
  Speaker 14: Doing something right now. Stay now, who's talking to me
• 18:31
  Speaker 14: on the floor.
• 18:32
  Speaker 8: You canna be improving your relationship with your girl or
• 18:34
  Speaker 8: whoever you're trying to get it together, But you're on
• 18:37
  Speaker 8: the phone with me complaining because I wrote a book. Man,
• 18:40
  Speaker 8: don't read the damn book. You probably ain't read it,
• 18:42
  Speaker 8: no way, And don't watch the TV show. You probably
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: ain't working enough to pay.
• 18:46
  Speaker 14: The build no how I look, wait a minute, Jo,
• 18:48
  Speaker 14: you don't know nothing about me. Okay, you don't know
• 18:50
  Speaker 14: nothing about my finances.
• 18:52
  Speaker 8: You know what I mean. I don't hang about your finances.
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: This about you as a man.
• 18:58
  Speaker 15: Man.
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: Do you know what y'all killing here? What y'all do
• 19:00
  Speaker 8: to me?
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: What y'all do to me?
• 19:02
  Speaker 8: Y'all always talking to me on an email somewhere. You're
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: always on the blog talking about me. You don't even
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: know me. Then when you're getting me freaks to think
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: you want to bring up money, this contains they haven't
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: got nothing to do about money. I ain't brought the
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: money one time. It's about manhood. Now, why don't you
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: do that?
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Right there?
• 19:19
  Speaker 14: Wait a minute now, Steve, it ain't about money now
• 19:21
  Speaker 14: because you got it, Okay, cause your guy when you
• 19:24
  Speaker 14: wasn't broke, I bet that wasn't your.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: Just what?
• 19:28
  Speaker 8: Ain't that just what? The when I was broke though
• 19:30
  Speaker 8: I was working, I wasn't sitting on the phone crying
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: to some other men by what he making me feel
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: with my wife. Yeah, at that time, I take a
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: step forward. You got me taking two step on. That's
• 19:40
  Speaker 8: why you ain't taking.
• 19:41
  Speaker 14: A step But.
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: I tell you something, because you just got Frank.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: I just pregnant.
• 19:55
  Speaker 8: I just oh, I'll be back and then I'll.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you.
• 20:45
  Speaker 13: Coming up next, ask the clo or Chief Love Officer
• 20:48
  Speaker 13: Steve Harvey. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 20:53
  Speaker 13: at the top of the hour. In Entertainment News, we'll
• 20:56
  Speaker 13: get a recap of Steve's birthday celebration. We want to
• 20:59
  Speaker 13: know what you did, who you hung with? Steve, all
• 21:02
  Speaker 13: your business okay. Plus Martin Lawrence says he's doing just
• 21:06
  Speaker 13: fine despite fans worried about his appearance at the Emmys,
• 21:09
  Speaker 13: and Forrell Williams reveals the new Louis Vuitton menswear Fall
• 21:14
  Speaker 13: Winter twenty twenty four to twenty five collection. We'll talk
• 21:18
  Speaker 13: about all of these stories at the top of the hour,
• 21:20
  Speaker 13: but right now it is time to ask the clo.
• 21:26
  Speaker 13: This is from Elise in Omaha. Elise writes, I relocated
• 21:30
  Speaker 13: for work and I left my boyfriend of eleven years behind.
• 21:34
  Speaker 13: My coworker told me he has a crush on me,
• 21:36
  Speaker 13: and he said we should go out because eleven years
• 21:39
  Speaker 13: is too long to wait for a man to marry
• 21:41
  Speaker 13: me and long distance relationships don't work. Is he really
• 21:45
  Speaker 13: interested in dating me? Or is he trying to sleep
• 21:47
  Speaker 13: with me?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Both? So now we at you know A A, I'll stop.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: How old are you? Yeah? You got enough money to
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: relocate and you got a job where you can shift position.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: And you don't know the answer to that question? What
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: did you put on your application? Who don't want to
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: sleep with little girl? He wants to sleep with you
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: and date you both of them? What next question?
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 22:16
  Speaker 13: All right, okay, moving on to Dora and Tenec good
• 22:20
  Speaker 13: hell will?
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: What he want?
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: What do you think you're talking to you for?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Well, she wrote you to find out. Now she knows.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: He asked you what your dreams and ambitions was? He
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: tried to destroy the one dude that's keeping him from
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: sleeping with you.
• 22:34
  Speaker 10: That's what they do, Okay, all right at the knowledge, right,
• 22:40
  Speaker 10: all right, Dora and Tenuck says, I live in a
• 22:44
  Speaker 10: senior living center and I'm dating a man that lives there,
• 22:48
  Speaker 10: lives here.
• 22:48
  Speaker 13: He's hurt because I didn't introduce my son to him someday.
• 22:52
  Speaker 13: My man is a lot younger, and I don't want
• 22:54
  Speaker 13: my son to think I'm sleeping around. Am I overthinking
• 22:58
  Speaker 13: my decision?
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Well, we don't really get letters from assistant senior citizen
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: living home. When you say your son came by and
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: your man who is much younger, but he lived at too.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to sixty something. He could be fifty
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: something or.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: In a senior citizen assistant living center. I'm sixty seven.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I ain't know what near that? And then what dude
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: you dating live at? But he's much younger and he
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: mad because you to introduce him to your son? What
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: the hell is going on?
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: What is this about?
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: J Anthony Brown?
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Because show wow, because this sounds like some tirler pair
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: of assistant living type thing. Lady, I can't, I can't
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: help you. I don't know what I never been to
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: her assistant living places. Not really what if she's.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Like seventy and he's like in his sixties or you know.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: That, ain't gonna maybe tell most women look better than
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: me and when they age me and life span shorter.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: We on the different kind of stress. I don't what's next?
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: What's wrong in her question? Today?
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: You want to move on? All right?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: But I can't help her because I can't get the
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: visual you know, I like visualize my answers.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how old are you?
• 24:39
  Speaker 14: You?
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Ninety something?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: She's seventy. Came to see is he's sixty seventy?
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: She said, don't say that, Charley.
• 24:46
  Speaker 13: Okay, we'll just say she will say that in a letter.
• 24:49
  Speaker 13: She's seventy, a senior citizen living.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Center, she's seventy. Let's just say that.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm not. I'm sixty seven.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: I'm nothing to stay.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: There about you? What I'm talking about, That's what the
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: issue is. I know.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you something, man. I got an a
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: r P card. Yeah, and they started talking about, no,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: you know you now qualify for discount, for your damn discount.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I asked you for nothing but writing me for you know,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I get you a for come at me like I'm old.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: I'd like to see you live there for a week though,
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: sor living center.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: We're playing shuffle ball at come on, we're gonna pitch pennies.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have pitching pennies and shooting.
• 25:44
  Speaker 13: Go ahead, all right, Moving on to Yo in Chicago,
• 25:48
  Speaker 13: Yao says I work at the third.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Shift, and when I got home, my wife was not home.
• 25:54
  Speaker 13: She said she ran to get some bacon so she
• 25:55
  Speaker 13: could feed me, and she was looking way too cute
• 25:58
  Speaker 13: at seven am for the store. I think she was
• 26:01
  Speaker 13: out creeping. How do you tell if a woman is lying?
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: M that's gonna be hard though, because they real good oooh,
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: they're good at it. She looked way too good to
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: go to the store to get some way to m hm,
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: you know your wife went to get some bacon and
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: put some lipstick on and stuff. Well, let me ask
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: some dog. When she got back with the bacon. Was
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: the lipstick still on her face? Was it still straight?
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Was her clothes pulled together?
• 26:36
  Speaker 13: Maybe she just maybe she takes pride in her appearance
• 26:40
  Speaker 13: and she wanted to look nice.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, that's what he's said. All of
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: a sudden, she ain't been going to the stove by
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: bacon from the early anymore.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Now that's all that is.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: He was gonna come on, come on, come on, protect
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: the ladies. Come on.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: How s that is?
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she looked, So she did her hair, putting makeup
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: on in an outfit to go to stove get some bacon. Yes,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: she been slipping on them furry slippers with the chicken
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: grease on it, wearing that bonnet. Down to the store
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: now and a sudden she coming in to his heir looked
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: like we just came out of church. Somebody working at
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: the grocery store.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: You want breakfast?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Don't you be grateful?
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: You're getting raped in?
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: No.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she could have done exactly that, went to the store.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: But somebody down at that store complimented one time.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Come on, she said, okay, you.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Think I look good that day? Wait, I come down
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: here them all, because if you're jumping off in the produce.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: A minute in the produce section.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: It'd be jumping off in the produce God. Really, how
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: so just standing there about twenty thirty minutes, get you
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: some onions, just slowly, get you some tomatoes and stuff.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Just just to sit there, eh, it becoming through the grade.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Produce section is at the front of the store too.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Usually soon as you walk into the right y I
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: used to work at the grocery store. I can tell
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: that most of the most produced sections as soon as
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: you walk through the door to the right yep, because
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: that's the stuff that's perishable they trying to get rid of.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: At the most they make, that's why they start missing
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: and all that make it look attractive. And the highest
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: profit margin in the grocery store is in the produce section.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: The grocery store you worked at.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: That they charge your army league.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: The grocery store you worked at. How many steaks they miss?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, I would set the steaks.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: You were reselling. Thank you, Celo coming up at the
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: top of the hour.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: We'll have some chan I s in the trunk of
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: my car.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Right after this.
• 29:04
  Speaker 9: You're listening Morning show.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: So Steve, you're rope.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: First.
• 29:11
  Speaker 13: Tell us about your sixty seventh birthday celebration yesterday.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: How was it? What did you do?
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: You know, I just had a dinner, you know, I
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: just had a dinner with the family. Grandkids came through.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: The grandkids sent me, Uh, well, they decorated my office.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: I can show you that. The grandkids decorated my office
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: you see up on the wall.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, birthday.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they sent me the little balloons and stuff.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: All the grandkids did that for me. Then they came
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: to dinner. All my grandkids is vegan.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Vegan grand keys. I ain't never heard of that.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Vegan parents, Yeah obviously.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. My son Jason and his wife they vegan,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: so they kids. Is vegan? That little elsewhere? He don't
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: give it that what does that mean? He likes me,
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: don't give a damn. He bites into it then ask
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: you is it vegan? And if you don't answer him,
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: he finish it off. Joe and him. He don't really
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: participate in the vegan life because Ezra just want to eat.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: As soon as he sit down, he get the big
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: spoon and just hold it. And then every time something
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: come to the table, he said, Papa, is that vegan?
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: I said yeah, Cause to me, if it ain't meet,
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: it's vegan. But you can't eat like that because they're
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: not allowed to have dairy, you know, several things. Oh wow,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: But to me, it's vegan if it don't have meat
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: in it. But I'll give him stuff with meeting. He
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: had crab legg last night, you know, enjoyed it.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: When his parents find out.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: That they find out all the time. He said, Jay said, Pop,
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: you gotta stop doing that. Man, I don't want the
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: kids eating me. Okay, you to sit his ass somewhere
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: next to me, because I got to play full of meat.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: So and tried.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: He looking like that, I think it tastes less. Yeah, well,
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: I think I think he needed to taste and me
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: make a decision on his own because I don't really
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: appealed to this vegan lifestyle, and neither does Ezra. So
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: I'm just telling y'all straight up. Me and Ezra is
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: over here eating things that's not veganish. And then the
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: cake last night, and then Amanda, my daughter in law,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: apologized because they wanted to bring a cake from the outside,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: but the vegan restaurant that they ordered their cakes from
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: had ran out of the ingredients, so the so the
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: restaurant had a cake for me. And then one of
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: my partner's wife came. She bought a cake. She make
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: a carry cake that's off the chain, And so we
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: were sitting there and Ezra couldn't eat no dessert and
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: he just looked too sad, and I just couldn't you
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: car cake carry carry is vegetable vegetables cass I had.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: I didn't see the gluten, I didn't see the den
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: So I gave him some cake and he loves carried cake.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: And the parents is mad at me about that. So
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: that was mine. And then my other grandson he gave
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: me for my birthday. He gave me three Pokeymon cards,
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: which I was ready to throw in the trash there.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: I don't understand nothing by no Pokemon. And then the
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: man that was at the table was going a friend
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: of mine over here, he said, mister Harvey, you you
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: understand what's going on here. So they're a Pokemon card
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: that's worth three four million.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Dollars, you.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Pokey man cards that are collectibles that are worth three
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: four million dollars. So I picked them Pokemon cars up
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: off the floor and put him in my pocket, and
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: I have them looked at today to see.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: If the okay.
• 33:03
  Speaker 13: And see you thought the kids were gonna get you
• 33:05
  Speaker 13: one thing? There you go, happy bird birthday, Steve.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: In other news, Oh come as a.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Gift, Yeah, nice little bit, you know, Marge're gonna give
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: me some I told m not to give me now,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: I mean nothing, but she got me a little bag.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't want it.
• 33:22
  Speaker 13: Was Margie bought that We're moving on and other entertainment news.
• 33:29
  Speaker 13: According to TMZ, some of Martin Laurence's fans were worried
• 33:33
  Speaker 13: after he and his Martin co stars That's Tsha Campbell
• 33:36
  Speaker 13: of course, to Sheena Arnold and Carl Anthony Payne, the
• 33:39
  Speaker 13: second had a reunion at the seventy fifth Emmys on Monday.
• 33:43
  Speaker 13: Martin seemed to slur his words a bit during the
• 33:46
  Speaker 13: comedy segment they had. People were ex People expressed concern
• 33:51
  Speaker 13: for Martin's health and wished him a speedy recovery. Martin
• 33:55
  Speaker 13: is fifty eight years old, so as to say Martin
• 33:57
  Speaker 13: is totally fine. In fact, he just recently finish filming
• 34:00
  Speaker 13: the Latest Bad Boys, and he may be hitting the
• 34:03
  Speaker 13: road this summer for a comedy tour. So even though
• 34:06
  Speaker 13: some thought he may be uh, he may was maybe
• 34:09
  Speaker 13: have been slurring his words a bit and taking long
• 34:12
  Speaker 13: pauses during the Emmys Martin reunion. This was actually because
• 34:16
  Speaker 13: of a technical glitch, they said, with a teleprompter that
• 34:19
  Speaker 13: was caused by late changes to the script.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: So there you go.
• 34:24
  Speaker 13: You know, if you had concerns because people were concerned. Yeah,
• 34:27
  Speaker 13: so that's what it was.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: We hope you are right.
• 34:29
  Speaker 13: Martin has fine, Yes, yay, Martin yeah yeah, good, yeah good.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: I talk with him a lot. He's he's good.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Good, okayo good. Two time favorites right there.
• 34:43
  Speaker 13: That show, And finally in Trending Fashion News, Welcome to
• 34:47
  Speaker 13: the Wild Wild West. Parrell Williams unveil the Louis Vauton
• 34:52
  Speaker 13: Fall Winter twenty twenty four Men show on Tuesday in Paris.
• 34:57
  Speaker 13: The collection masterfully challenged channel America's West with Native American
• 35:02
  Speaker 13: designs mixing with modern luxury and culture. The models had
• 35:06
  Speaker 13: male and female models strutted down the runway in letther
• 35:09
  Speaker 13: cowboy hats, checker denim jackets, and boots, blue cheese.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: What do you think about the collection? And are you
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: are you going to.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen it yet. They send it to me,
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: but I haven't really looked at it yet. Now I
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: don't have time to go to past issue Marjorie and
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: could probably go okay, good, so I'll be here working
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: to pay for the past trip.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Congratulations to Pharrell. Coming up in twenty minutes after the Hour.
• 35:36
  Speaker 13: In Trending Political News, Vice President Kamala Harris responds to
• 35:40
  Speaker 13: Republican candidate Nikki Haley's comment that quote, America has never
• 35:45
  Speaker 13: been a racist country.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this.
• 35:48
  Speaker 9: Excuse you, you're listening morning show.
• 35:55
  Speaker 13: In Political News, Vice President Harris was a special guest
• 35:59
  Speaker 13: on the yesterday and she reacted to Republican presidential candidate
• 36:03
  Speaker 13: Nikki Haley's comment that quote, America has never been a
• 36:08
  Speaker 13: racist country.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Take a listen.
• 36:10
  Speaker 10: Do you agree that America has never been a racist country?
• 36:14
  Speaker 16: First of all, and I think everyone agrees. We all
• 36:18
  Speaker 16: agree the issue of race in America is not something
• 36:22
  Speaker 16: that should be the subject of a sound bite, right.
• 36:25
  Speaker 16: The history of racism in America should never be the
• 36:28
  Speaker 16: subject of a SoundBite or a question that is meant
• 36:32
  Speaker 16: to elicit a one sentence answer. But there is no
• 36:35
  Speaker 16: denying that we have in our history as a nation
• 36:40
  Speaker 16: racism and that racism has played a role in the
• 36:44
  Speaker 16: history of our nation. And when I think about it,
• 36:49
  Speaker 16: I think we all would agree that while it is
• 36:53
  Speaker 16: part of our past and we see vestiges of it today,
• 36:59
  Speaker 16: we should all so be committed collectively to not letting
• 37:02
  Speaker 16: it define the future of our country. But we cannot
• 37:06
  Speaker 16: get to a place of progress on the issue of
• 37:09
  Speaker 16: race by denying the existence of racism, by denying the history.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Of racism.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: That was a good answer. Yeah, yeah, very good answer, IPHP.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. But that's you know, the mo is to
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: get rid of it, to act like it didn't exist,
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: and that if we keep talking about it, we keep
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: bringing it up. That's that they try to say that.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: But if you don't know your history, history will repeat itself.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: And that's what they really want to do, because that's
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: the whole idea behind Mega make America great Again, which
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: is a deplorable statement for us as African Americans, because
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: when was it great? What year you won't go back to?
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: And so you know, I think we all understand that.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: But you know, that leads us to this election conversation
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: that we're going to have to have that I've dreaded having,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to have. But twenty twenty four looks
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: like it's going to be a repeat of Biden and
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Trump unless we can get him in prison before this
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: election come up. That's the only way. Other than that,
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: what you're going to have is a recap of the
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: election we had four years.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Ago, so he's going to be.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: We got to make sure it's no doubt in my
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: mind he is a Republican. They offer no one else.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: It's because they think he can win the presidency.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: But but Desantus is even more racist.
• 38:55
  Speaker 13: And apparently too if she doesn't think this country has
• 38:59
  Speaker 13: ever been a racist country.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: What's that part?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Absolutely all right?
• 39:06
  Speaker 13: Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll
• 39:08
  Speaker 13: check your voicemail Steve at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
• 39:12
  Speaker 13: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It
• 39:18
  Speaker 13: is time now to check Steve's voicemail. Eight seven seven
• 39:21
  Speaker 13: twenty nine, Steve, call and leave a message for Steve.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: You might just hear your call in the air. Steve,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Are you ready?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Ready?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Here we go. This one's from a pastor in Louisiana.
• 39:33
  Speaker 12: Hey, Steve, I'm Reverend Leno Brown. I'm a little town
• 39:38
  Speaker 12: in Louisiana called Colonna, Louisiana, and I just wanted to
• 39:42
  Speaker 12: comment on some of the things that mister saying. And
• 39:46
  Speaker 12: I just want to tell you, man, you're an inspiration
• 39:50
  Speaker 12: chair with black America, every black person in America, all
• 39:54
  Speaker 12: over the world, Steve, mister Harvey, and a lot of times,
• 39:58
  Speaker 12: by me being a rever, I had things on my
• 40:01
  Speaker 12: mind that that was tearing me down. And you look
• 40:04
  Speaker 12: like that morning you said the right thing to keep
• 40:07
  Speaker 12: me going, you know. So I'm gonna just tell you, man,
• 40:11
  Speaker 12: I wish you all the blessings in the world.
• 40:14
  Speaker 8: Man, you in margin with your wife's.
• 40:16
  Speaker 17: Man, and then I hope God continues to bless your
• 40:19
  Speaker 17: marriage and all your kids and every day.
• 40:21
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 40:21
  Speaker 17: I just needed to say that to you, man, because
• 40:24
  Speaker 17: you're an answeriation man. And then you know, God bless
• 40:27
  Speaker 17: you your wife and your old family and your dads
• 40:29
  Speaker 17: on your on the Steve other morning, shore Man, thank you,
• 40:32
  Speaker 17: and God bless y'all.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: You heard me. Wow.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, See, that's what it's for. You know, Like I
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: always say, hate is louder than love, but love is stronger.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: And when you get people like that that really care
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: about you, that's praying for you, that's pulling for you,
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: that's who's for And I appreciate that so much because
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: you know, look, man, I've also learned this. Junior asked
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: me a question, how do I feel different now I'm
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: sixty seven? You know one thing I've really really learned,
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: and I've had to learn it more than once till
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I finally got it. So for those that love you,
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: no explanation necessary. For those that hate you, no explanation acceptable.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: When you go online to respond, you're talking to people
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: who blog, and bloggers, by nature happen to have a
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: negative tone for the most part. That's why they own blogs.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: If they wasn't that way, they'd be on the news
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: or they'd have a show somewhere. But they don't. Bloggers
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: carry a negative tone because that's where mess is at.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: So when you respond to those bloggers, got to know
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: who your audience is now, and it's primarily haters. Every now,
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: I need to be some people on there trying to
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: check a person with some facts or something like that.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: But it's the most unfact checked place I've ever seen.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I don't even worry about it.
• 42:04
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: I appreciate that call, pastor thank you?
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah go aha, all right. This one's from Chuck in Detroit.
• 42:10
  Speaker 18: Steve, Hey, see this check out of Detroit, Man, I
• 42:13
  Speaker 18: just called it with your happy birthday. You know, I
• 42:15
  Speaker 18: listen to the Morning show every morning. I watch the Court,
• 42:18
  Speaker 18: you know, I mean, I watched the Family few I watched.
• 42:23
  Speaker 8: I really rock with you, you.
• 42:24
  Speaker 18: Know, I mean you're very very motivational. You're very inspirational. Hey, Carlae, Hey,
• 42:30
  Speaker 18: SHIRLEYE Jr. Tommy, Hey, how y'all doing. Hey, I'm to
• 42:34
  Speaker 18: see it's Capitol Corn season. It's our birthday. Hey, you
• 42:37
  Speaker 18: know it's the enjoy y'all? Tell all right, take.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: Care straight up out of deep town Detroit. Them lines
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: is in it baby.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: My favorite team this year was the Detroit Line and
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: the Eagles.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: And it should have been shame pop thing. I got
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: to listen. I mean I ever had this office.
• 43:07
  Speaker 13: Bernard and Montgomery, Steve once allid at you.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: This is Bernard out of my grummery Alabama, just saying
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: happy birthday, Happy birthday to you.
• 43:19
  Speaker 18: You have a blessday.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Man, Go and get that checked out, dog for.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Wherever it is.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't get that checked out because it's this.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: It sounds like it's going somewhere. It sounds like they
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: got up too high. But at least just gonna get
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: it checked out. But hour, Hey, hey Bernard, just going
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: down there, man and get that looked at. Just get
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: it up that man, So we have you around a
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: little bit, damn lucky strikes and finally hold up to
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: get that chick out.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: All right, thanks for your calls. Coming up.
• 44:05
  Speaker 13: Coming up next, we'll hear from a nephew and the
• 44:07
  Speaker 13: prank phone call for today. Right after this, you're listening
• 44:12
  Speaker 13: hard morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 44:16
  Speaker 13: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for
• 44:19
  Speaker 13: today and the subject is her injury is not my fault.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that, find out what that's all about.
• 44:26
  Speaker 13: Wait till you hear this and just a few but
• 44:29
  Speaker 13: right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: What's on the menu for today, nephew?
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Uh, we got an issue here. We got lights. I
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: think every time this lady turns her pile with her
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: lights on, it's turning stuff on in my h in
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: my apartment, it's turning on my stove and turning on
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: all kind of stuff. So could we get this situated.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna need hooting ow to turn nothing home. So
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: the title lives are your lights on? All your lights?
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: All right? Dog? If you could.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to reach who's calling? They call me
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: Pepper I live. I think I actually live in the
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: apartment behind you. I think my my apartments are up
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: against each other. You are you in unit?
• 45:20
  Speaker 15: Who want to know?
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: Actually I want to know. I'm calling you. I got
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: a little bit of a problem. I actually live in,
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: uh which is the apartment that that's our apartments are
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: back to back with each other. And I don't mean
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: no harm man, but you are right, yes, okay, here's
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: here's what's going on. It took me a long time
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: trying to figure this out. But when you come home
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: in the evening and you turn your life dome, my
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: my oven and stove come on, and I'm talking about
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: every out on my stove is on and burning high.
• 45:56
  Speaker 15: How do you know that's because when I turn my
• 45:58
  Speaker 15: life on, I just I mean, I done figured it out.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: It just seemed like every time, I mean I hear
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: you when you close your door, and every evening I'm like,
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: why is my oven in my stove coming on? And
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: I'm talking about my whole kitchen just a hundred degrees
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: in there behind the stove being all like that.
• 46:15
  Speaker 15: Okay, did you call maintenance?
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: From my understanding, I'm on the list and they're not
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: gonna get to me for a couple of days now,
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: So I'm not I'm asking you, miss you don't mind
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: to not have your light's on until they come get
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: this fix.
• 46:29
  Speaker 15: Okay, So you asking me not to turn all my
• 46:32
  Speaker 15: lights for three or four days, and you know, to
• 46:35
  Speaker 15: sit in the dark.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm just saying it's only gonna be for a
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: couple days. I know it's a little bit of an inconvenience,
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: but I mean, I can't be over here in the house.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: You know they're about to burn down.
• 46:44
  Speaker 15: Are you listening to what you're saying? You're asking me
• 46:46
  Speaker 15: to sit in the dark. You know I got a baby.
• 46:48
  Speaker 15: I can't sit in the dark, Okay.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, do y'all have any cameras or something y'all
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: can work with or something like that.
• 46:54
  Speaker 15: I have to give my baby food, milk. I mean, really,
• 46:57
  Speaker 15: you want me to sit in the dark and you
• 46:59
  Speaker 15: don't want need to turn anything on. You know, I
• 47:01
  Speaker 15: got to feed my baby.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: I understand, and and and much respect to you and
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: your child, and much respect. But what I'm trying to
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: explain to you is, I mean we have to look
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: at the big hazard here. The bigger hazard is is
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: that I'm over here with fire on Okay.
• 47:16
  Speaker 15: What's about? Where are you getting this wee from? How
• 47:18
  Speaker 15: am I involved in your situation? I have nothing on.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: Your life is patched in some kind of way to
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: my oven stove?
• 47:27
  Speaker 15: Okay, but I still I don't have anything to do
• 47:29
  Speaker 15: with that. You know, you need to call management whatever,
• 47:33
  Speaker 15: But I don't have anything with that. And I want
• 47:36
  Speaker 15: to know, how do you know when I get home
• 47:38
  Speaker 15: and turn on my lights? I mean, like, are you
• 47:40
  Speaker 15: looking at my window or something? Are you a peeping tong?
• 47:42
  Speaker 15: Do I need to call nine one one?
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: You don't need to call nobody on me. Now what
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: we need to get somebody over here, fix this of
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: it in the stove. That's what we got to get done.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: But until then, right now, you can't turn them lights off.
• 47:54
  Speaker 15: Oh I'm turning on my life. I mean, I know
• 47:58
  Speaker 15: you ain't trying to regulate what I do in my house.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: I'm fine listening. I'm gonna tell you just like this here,
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna need you to keep them lights off until
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: meeting this get over here in two days now. If
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: if I see this stove come on and all these
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: eyes on this on this stove come on, that I'm
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: finna come back over there, and we're gonna have direct
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: to fire the problem. But I cannot have this coming on.
• 48:19
  Speaker 15: So you're threatening me.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: Now, I'm not no, I'm not no, I am not.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you not to turn the lights off. That's
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: what I'm asking you to do.
• 48:27
  Speaker 15: Well, I can't sit in the dark and I'm gonna
• 48:29
  Speaker 15: turn on my lights. So you know you're gonna have
• 48:31
  Speaker 15: to deal with it.
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not finna.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Deal with it.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: You're gonna have to actually turn the lights off. Now,
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: I understand. Do you have somewhere you can go stay?
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: To me?
• 48:39
  Speaker 15: Do you have somewhere you can go stay? I'm not
• 48:41
  Speaker 15: leaving my house. I don't have a problem you and
• 48:43
  Speaker 15: the one the problem.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: I'm not goinna leave here and then you turn it on,
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: and then you come over.
• 48:48
  Speaker 15: Here and knock on my door. You think you see
• 48:50
  Speaker 15: fire in your stove. You gonna see some fire. I
• 48:52
  Speaker 15: can show you somepi.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: Okay, listen, I'm trying with it, you as calmly as
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: I can.
• 48:56
  Speaker 14: Okay, trying to.
• 48:57
  Speaker 15: Work with me calmly.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 48:58
  Speaker 15: The only thing you doing right now you're trying to
• 49:00
  Speaker 15: tell me what to do and run my household.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: Okay, if you're not gonna work with me, then that's
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: what I'm gonna do. And I already found out where
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: the break is. I just go and just turn all
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: the power off so you don't have your power on
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: it off.
• 49:12
  Speaker 15: Wait a minute, what the number? You can't turn my
• 49:15
  Speaker 15: break off? Are you crazy?
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: I got to do what I got to do. I
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: can't start no fire right there?
• 49:19
  Speaker 15: You get my phone number anyway? I mean, how you
• 49:22
  Speaker 15: know my name? My number? Artist? You know what I'm
• 49:25
  Speaker 15: about to come home and he gonna put the foot
• 49:27
  Speaker 15: up your I don't care if he put your in
• 49:29
  Speaker 15: the up and we set you up on fire. What
• 49:32
  Speaker 15: do you talking about? You gonna damn turn the break off?
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: Let me off. I'm trying to kill me and prevent
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: a file for the whole complex. And you up in
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: there trying to comment, Uh, this is like arsome for
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: you to turn that on.
• 49:44
  Speaker 15: I don't give you want. You already got a problem,
• 49:47
  Speaker 15: so I'm just gonna add fuel to the fire. You
• 49:49
  Speaker 15: call me and again I want to know how you
• 49:51
  Speaker 15: got my number?
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: I said, Look, I'm not from the city, and go
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: on in this little small talk? Is is that we
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: got a problem with your twitch when you turn it on.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: The problem on the store.
• 50:03
  Speaker 15: The problem is about to be a bigger problem when
• 50:05
  Speaker 15: my man come over there and put a foot off
• 50:07
  Speaker 15: your I don't know who you think you with, but
• 50:10
  Speaker 15: it's about to be on. I don't know how you
• 50:14
  Speaker 15: got my number, but you called it wrong today.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: Okay, fine, I got one I need to say to you.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Listen.
• 50:20
  Speaker 15: You got to say because I'm tired of listening to you.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: Are you listening?
• 50:24
  Speaker 15: You ain't saying I wanted to hear today?
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: You calling me with all this He is nephew tire
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: pranked by your husband?
• 50:36
  Speaker 15: Are you wait a minute?
• 50:37
  Speaker 14: Hold up?
• 50:38
  Speaker 15: This is who.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: This is, nephew tire Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: Your husband got meet the prank phone call you?
• 50:48
  Speaker 15: Are you serious? It's for real. I don't believe it.
• 50:55
  Speaker 15: I can't believe it. You alright, I know I was
• 50:59
  Speaker 15: ready to put it up at somebody. I don't believe
• 51:04
  Speaker 15: I just got pumped like this.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: Okay, I gotta ask you one more thing. What is
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: the land, the Steve.
• 51:14
  Speaker 15: Harbor Morning Show.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: You got it was that stupid enough for you?
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, AHAs you never disappointed that area.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you. I appreciate all that, y'all. I
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: appreciate that. I appreciate that. Thank y'all so kind of
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: And we're gonna do more of that in twenty twenty four.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: We're gonna need more pranks and praises as we moved
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: out of January and januaryy fibyary, when we get all
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: the way by margins.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: A portion of your pranks. Just want to just say
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: that twenty twenty four, that will be praising no more.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: And why are you doing that now? Now you just
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: got through uplifting and now you're gonna come do what
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: would you do all this uplifting and all this positive here, No, no, no,
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: not not hating it all, do not at all.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: I just want you to know that in twenty twenty
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: four that will be no praise worship any more, okay.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: Stealing, It's just it's just got something to do with Cleveland. Man,
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: Has it got something to do with Cleveland? Have to do?
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: Does this have anything to do.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: With the brown too? Because that will help it, that
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: will help the hatred run much stronger. So we can. Yeah,
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: I have no problem when you need proper motivation to
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: get things done.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: I'm with that.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Yes, about Cleveland, you're tired of it. Man, just don't
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: want to have to keep worshiping the same dude, you
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: know the same, Yes, sir, prank We get a lot
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: of prank time. We just ain't gonna keep praising by
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: every time.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, speaking of Ohio, I'll be in Dayton at
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: the Funny Bone twenty sixth and twenty seven. Anybody that
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: you know friends of my uncle want to come down
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: and hang out. I come on down at the Funny
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: Bone and Dayton, Ohio. What are your Cleveland Jersey, come
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: on out and represent all right, we'll make Friday night
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: Jersey night. You will yours? No, tell me that's how
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: we're gonna do that.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Tell me them Cincinnati boys down that way, Oh, the
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Bengal all them boys from dating them Cincinnati boys, the
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Bengal boys.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: All right, Bingals, Okay, thanking you coming up by.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: They gonna hang out. They're gonna come see you, but
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: they're gonna have to go home right after.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: That Strawberry letter. His injury is not my fault. I's
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: to go to We'll get into it right after this.
• 53:37
  Speaker 13: You're listening Hard Morning Show. It is time now for
• 53:43
  Speaker 13: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 53:48
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  Speaker 13: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
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  Speaker 13: gonna read this one right here, right now, and you
• 53:59
  Speaker 13: never know, it could be yours.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: We got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter.
• 54:07
  Speaker 13: Thank you, nephew. Subject her subject her injury is not
• 54:11
  Speaker 13: my fault. Dear Stephen Shirley. I am dating a cheater
• 54:15
  Speaker 13: and he just asked me to marry him, and I
• 54:17
  Speaker 13: was thinking of saying yes, but then one of his
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  Speaker 13: side chicks pressed charges against me.
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  Speaker 2: I am what that lie right there?
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  Speaker 1: That's the opening, Okay.
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  Speaker 13: In November I found my man on the side of
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  Speaker 13: a building in his car, naked from the waist down,
• 54:36
  Speaker 13: and a woman was running across the parking lot away
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  Speaker 13: from his.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Car because she saw me pulling up.
• 54:42
  Speaker 13: I fired a warning shot with an air gun that
• 54:45
  Speaker 13: I keep, just to scare a criminal away. When the
• 54:48
  Speaker 13: gun went off, she got scared and fell like she
• 54:51
  Speaker 13: had been shot. I thought it was funny, and so
• 54:53
  Speaker 13: did my boyfriend. I took my boyfriend's pants and his
• 54:56
  Speaker 13: car keys, and he called the police on me. Witnesses
• 54:59
  Speaker 13: said I fired a gun, so after examining my air gun,
• 55:03
  Speaker 13: the policeman issued a fine and I went and paid
• 55:06
  Speaker 13: it the next day. I wasn't worried about the side
• 55:09
  Speaker 13: chick because my man was on his best behavior and
• 55:12
  Speaker 13: stuck to me like glue. He spoiled me for Christmas,
• 55:15
  Speaker 13: and I got three rings to choose from. When he
• 55:18
  Speaker 13: asked me to marry him, I was still trying to
• 55:20
  Speaker 13: play hard to get and I hadn't said yes yet
• 55:23
  Speaker 13: to his proposal. I planned to marry him, but now
• 55:26
  Speaker 13: I have to deal with being sued by the side
• 55:28
  Speaker 13: chick that fell in the parking lot. She pulled a muscle,
• 55:32
  Speaker 13: sprained her ankle, and had a gash on her.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Leg and needed stitches. She didn't have.
• 55:37
  Speaker 13: Insurance, so she's suing me for two one hundred dollars
• 55:42
  Speaker 13: twenty one hundred dollars for her trip to the er
• 55:45
  Speaker 13: that night. I am not responsible for her injuries. I
• 55:49
  Speaker 13: think that my boyfriend is responsible and she should sue
• 55:52
  Speaker 13: him instead. This has created a major conflict in our relationship.
• 55:57
  Speaker 13: He wants me to pay it so we can get
• 55:59
  Speaker 13: on with our lives. He won't even give me half
• 56:02
  Speaker 13: of the money. If it wasn't for him cheating, she
• 56:04
  Speaker 13: never would have fallen in that parking lot. Should my
• 56:07
  Speaker 13: boyfriend pay up?
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Or is this all my fault? Okay?
• 56:11
  Speaker 13: The simple answer is yes, he should pay his side
• 56:15
  Speaker 13: chick his responsibility.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: All right, that's the quick answer.
• 56:19
  Speaker 13: But the real problem here is why are you even
• 56:21
  Speaker 13: considering marrying this man?
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Why are you guys together? What is going on here?
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I don't get it.
• 56:29
  Speaker 13: A man you yourself described in the first paragraph of
• 56:33
  Speaker 13: this letter as a cheater. You caught him, I mean
• 56:36
  Speaker 13: literally with his pants down in the parking lot. You
• 56:41
  Speaker 13: saw the side chick running away and you shot at her.
• 56:45
  Speaker 19: What in the hot ghetto mess is going on here?
• 56:49
  Speaker 19: What are you guys doing?
• 56:51
  Speaker 13: This relationship is a disaster waiting to happen, and stuff
• 56:56
  Speaker 13: has already happened that should make you turn away. And
• 57:00
  Speaker 13: please don't waste your time or your money getting married
• 57:02
  Speaker 13: to this man, because it's only going to end in divorce.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: All right, it's a hard no for me, Steve.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: This is an episode of forty eight Hours. This is
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: an episode of Dateline. This is an episode of American Greed.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: This is an episode of this. This is not even
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: a strawberry letter. I'm never we have. I don't remember
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: a letter with this level of criminal activity in it.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: I just don't listen, y'all as I'm reading a letter.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: This is what I'm here. So let's go. I'm dating
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: a cheatah and he's asked me to marry him, and
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking about saying, yeah, let's just stop right here.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, let's just pump the brakes right here. Let
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: me read this to you again. I'm dating a CHEATAH
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: and he has to marry him, and I'm thinking about
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: saying yes. Right after this, we off to the races.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: This letter right here is one I be damn statement
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: after the next, because I just don't even understand. I'm
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: dating the cheetah. He has me to marry I'm thinking
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: about saying yes, and we're off to the races. Next line,
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: but then one of his side chicks press charges against me.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Let's stop right here. What that in this letter? There's
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: nowhere to breathe in this letter. This letter is packed
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: with incredible ass information. I was thinking about saying yes,
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: but then one one of his side chicks press charges
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: against me. Then then she tried to calm it down.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: In November, I found my man on the side of
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: a building in his car. This is the most rest
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: you getting this letter with this line right here, I
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: found my man on the side of the building in
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: his car. Most people in their lifetime have been on
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: the side of a building in a car, so that's
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: nothing along. But we've all been in our car on
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: the side of a building. That's the only rest moment
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: in this letter. He would go back to crazy naked
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: from the waist down, and a woman was running across
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: the parking lot away from his car because she saw
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: me pull it up. What is going on in this
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: damn letter? In it? Don't stop there? Next line, I
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: fired a warning shot with an air gun that I
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: keep to scare a criminal away. What you shot at
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: this woman? You and you call it a one that's
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: you know when you go to court, that's actually called attempted.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: There aren't no cop.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: I find a warning shot with an air gun that
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: I keep the scare criminal way hang on. Oh, when
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: I come back, I can't. We're gonna get back into
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: it because this is the most what the hell going
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: on letter I've even read?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 13: Truly is all right, we'll have part two of your
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 13: response coming up Steve at twenty three minutes after the
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 13: hour today Strawberry letter, subject her injury is not my fault.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 9: You're listening Morning show.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 13: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: The subject is her injury is not my fault.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Listen to me. Like I said, this is the most
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: what the hell going on? Letter I've ever read. I
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: like to crew to join it with me on this.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Every time I say Dean, I want y'all to say
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: what the hell? Okay, I'm gonna say Dan, and y'all
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: just say what the hell so y'all can understand how
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: I read this letter? Ready, Stephen Shirley, I'm dating a cheetah.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: He asked me to marry him, and I was thinking
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: about saying yes, Dean, what the what the hell? In November?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: But then one of his side chicks pressed charges against me.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: Dean?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: What he in November?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: I found my man on the side of a building
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: in his car, naked from the waist down, and a
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: woman was running across the parket lot away from his
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: car because she saw me pulling up.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: Dean, what the hell? That was my favorite line?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: I fired a warning shot with an airgun that I
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: keep just in case to scare a criminal away.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Dean, What the what the he?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: When the gun went off, she got scared and fell, Dean.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: I know why she fause she thought she was shot.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: I know exactly why she fell like she had been shot.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: I thought it was funny, and so did my boyfriend.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Dean, what the hell?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: You thought it was funny, and so did your boyfriend.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Well after you y'all thought that was funny, I took
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: my boyfriend's pants and he and his car keys. He
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: called the police on me, Dean, what the hell is
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: happening in him?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 8: Wait?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Bit man, a minute ago, you fired a shot. She failed.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: You thought it was funny, and the boyfriend thought it
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: was funny. But Ada, you take his pants in the
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: cor keys. He your boyfriend called the police on you. Okay,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: I don't need y'all's help no more. I think y'all
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: understand what this letter is about. Let me take it
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: from here. Witnesses, I'll be damn. Witnesses said I fired
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: a gun, So after examining my air gun, the policeman
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: issue to find and I went and paid it the
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: next day. Okay, do you understand what's happening here? Witnesses said,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: I fired a gun. You told us you fired a Lady,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: you wrote in this letter that you fired a gun.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: You can quit talking to us about what the hell?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: The witnesses said you confessed. Confessions carry a lot of
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: weight in court. Baby, you ain't really need no question.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: You really don't need too many witnesses once you say
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: I did it, Okay, I went and paid it the
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: next day. I wasn't worried about the side chick because
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: my man was on his best behavior and stuck to
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: me like glue. What you're not worried about this side
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: chick because your man was on his best behavior and
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: stuck to my side like glue?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: What good?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: He spoiled me for Christmas? And I got three wings
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: to choose from when he asked me to marry him. Lady,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: you got three what rings choose from? Ain't no man
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: got money for three engagement rings unless ain't now one
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: of them real? You got three Zarconians. When he asked
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: me to marry him, I was still trying to play
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: hard to get and I hadn't said yes yet to
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: his proposal. I'm planning to marry him, but now I
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: got to deal with being sued by the side chick
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: that fell in the parket lot. You're talking about the
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: lady you shot at that one right there that failed
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: in the parking lot. She pulled a muscle, sprained her ankle,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: and had a gash on her leg and kneeded stitches.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: Ain't this the same girl you and your boyfriend was
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: laughing at before you took his car keys and pants
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: and then he called the police. This was this was
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: the same chick y'all was laughing at. Now she can
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: pull the muscle, sprain the ankle, and got some stitches.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: She didn't have insurance. Oh, I know that. I know that, y'all.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Y'all don't sound like insurance type people. She didn't have insurance,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: which one of her insurances what she called. You can't
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: call your life insurance people about this, can't call your
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: homeowners insurance people about this, And you can't call your
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: car insurance people about this? What insurance was she supposed
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: to have? Unless she had Obamacare, which has a medical device.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: But then I can promise you that the deductible gonna
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: swallow up that two grand, So she might well take
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: her ass on down there and pay this.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: Hell.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: But anyway, she saw for twenty one hundred for her
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: trip to the ear at night. I'm not responsible for
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: her injury.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah you did?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: You shot at her caused her to fault? Anyway, I
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: think my boyfriend is responsible and she should shoes sue
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: him instead. Okay, this has created a major conflict in
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: our relationship. He wants me to pay it so we
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: can get on with our lives. If you don't pay
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: my side check this money so we can get on
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: with our lives. He won't even give me half the money.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: If it wasn't for him, she wouldn't have fallen in
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: that parking lot if you had to shot at her.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: Should my boyfriend pay up? Or is this all my fault?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Whow are y'all together?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 13: Poster commentary Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on
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  Speaker 2: The best letter I've had this year.
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  Speaker 19: Yeah, and check out the Struwberry Letter podcast on the
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 19: free iHeartRadio app for he never sounded so good.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 13: You can download it today. Coming up at forty six
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 13: minutes after the hour. It is Junior and Sports Talk.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 13: Right after this, you're listening morning show. All right, ladies
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 13: and gentlemen, he is here Junior with Sports Talk.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: What you got Junior?
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  Speaker 11: All right, Well, let's go ahead. Just let everybody know
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 11: that Mike McCarthy will still be the head coach of
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 11: the Dallas Cowboys this season. He lost, yeah to the
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 11: package man, He's still gonna be the head coach. Jerry
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 11: Jones said he gonna ride it out with him. He
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 11: said he believes in his leadership. But I'd say somebody
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 11: need to go though. Is the defensive coordinator Dan Quinn?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 11: Do he need to go? Since the head coach ain't
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 11: going because he gave up four to eight points, they
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 11: probably still be in the playoffs if it wasn't for him.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: It ain't da. I don't say that.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 11: I don't think they're gonna give me a dack that
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 11: that can't go nowhere. No, I ain't gonna give ri
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 11: to DA. You're not gonna do that. Also, Uugh, you
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 11: know listen, know Bill Bilichick has has stepped down as
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 11: if Patriots head coach. They hired Gerard Mayo, former linebacker
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 11: for New England Patriots, and you know he's gonna be
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 11: a new head coach. So Bill Bilichick's still out here
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 11: looking for a job. Thought was gonna get the Dallas job.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 11: He's not gonnaet it cause they're gonna up Mike McCarthy.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 11: So then we all have that.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: Now, let's just get to it.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: This week, Texans and Ravens.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 11: We have Texas Ravens former Cleveland Brown quarterback tamp Bay Buccaneers.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 11: Bacon Mayfield is playing the line. He's still in there, man, Baker, Yeah,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 11: Baker player.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: Well n what the question is you asking me?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Well, man, is you is you going for the bumps?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: Because he used to play for y'all?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: Are you going for them? Versus Detroit? Who are they playing?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: Detroit?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: Who are they playing?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: They playing Detroit? Detroit?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: The Detroit all day long? Though I'm Detroit lines all
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: the way down. Okay, I've been. I've been pulling for
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: Detroit the whole damn year. I ain't finna change about
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Baker Mayfield? What about the Texans and the Ravens. I'd
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: love to pull for your taxi.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: You're not gonna pull us.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: I wish you would.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: This little joyous ass moment you' all having this finna
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: come to a stop right here. We're gonna see this
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: right here.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know this.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: We We're gonna well one thing bout it. If the
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: Texas do win. You talk about somebody who don't give
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: a damn, you are talking to him right now. No,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: I don't have no dog in this fight no more. Man.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: The Eagles is out. That was my team, Detroit steal
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: in it. The Browns is out, that was my team.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: I ain't got no dog in this fight, man. The
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: only thing I see right now Detroit. Now listen to me.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: I'm a Lamar Jackson fan. I appreciate you put him.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: I work with your friends before you put him before us.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: We work to do.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Hey, man, just take me out of sports.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Beat joy I want to do it. Coming up at
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: the top of.
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  Speaker 13: The hour, Steve Aman on social media needs your advice.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 13: He's saying, can you steal a vacation? We'll talk about
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 13: it right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 13: this is from Brittany on Steve Harvey FM. Brittany says,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 13: when my husband and I married twelve years ago, we
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 13: were both ambitious and hard working. We work out together,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 13: and we're both excelling in our careers. He was let
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 13: go from his job in twenty twenty, and it was
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 13: a year before he found a new one. His current
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 13: job is practically no room for advancement and he earns
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 13: a fraction of what he did before. Meanwhile, I've been
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 13: steadily moving up at my company. To top this off,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 13: my husband has lost motivation to do anything outside of work.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 13: He used to have hobbies and like to work out,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 13: but now he just scrolls the internet in a spare
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 13: time and doesn't do much else. I've tried discussing my
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 13: feelings with him, but it hasn't led to any change.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 13: I don't want to nag, but I'm at my wits end.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 13: How can I either come to terms with this situation
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 13: or motivate my husband to make some positive changes.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: His communication is the key to all relationships. It's the
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: only thing that's going to keep it alive. Because what
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: you have to do is because what happens is people change.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: You two are not the same people that got married.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: And so if you don't recognize the changes what you
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: now seeing, but you're not discussing the changes and now
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: how to adapt to the changes you have what you
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: now have as all proper because now he's not communicating
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: and you want something from him that he's not giving you,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: and you don't know how to get it from me.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: But he may have something he wants from you that
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: he's not getting it. He don't know how to get
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: it from you because he ain't talking to you. Communication
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: is key. Is the only thing you can do is
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: sit down and have this conversation. That is the only way.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: That is the only way. There ain't no trick to this.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: To say, no secret, sauce, y'all got to talk.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: Two people who are real quiet, got a whole lot
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: to say.
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  Speaker 2: Trust me, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: I shouldn't have said I that was Thomas, my house,
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  Speaker 4: my fan.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, all right, yeah, okay, we'll have.
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  Speaker 4: For another one.
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  Speaker 1: Steve, this is from.
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  Speaker 13: This is from kJ and Steve Harvey FM. kJ says,
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  Speaker 13: over the weekend, my wife and I had some friends
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 13: over and I overheard the ladies talking about vacation wishes.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 13: My wife's friend started talking about wanting to go to Dubai,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 13: and my wife was like, yes, me too, So I
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  Speaker 13: took the queue and booked us for a trip to
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 13: Dubai in the spring. My wife was so happy until
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  Speaker 13: she told her friend. Now they're not speaking to each
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 13: other because my wife has been accused of stealing the vacation.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 13: Last I checked, Dubai was still there. Is there any
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 13: way to get them to squash their beef and get
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 13: these two talking again?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 2: What have I steal a vacation? Dubai is open to
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: the public. I can pretty much tell you which city's
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: image flies out of. I know you can get them
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: out of New York. I know you can get it
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: out of DC. You can also fly out of Chicago
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: directly to Dubai, and Houston has a flight, and so
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: this Los Angeles. Miami also has a flight on IMORHAGE,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: so you can go Miami. You cannot fly out of Atlanta, Charlotte, Nope, nope, nope,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: you can go to New York. I think image flies
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  Speaker 2: to see if not I know Abu Dhabi, does I
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  Speaker 2: mean at the hort and uh, Chicago, l A and Houston.
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  Speaker 2: Now your friend hating because you done beat her to
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: the punch. But your husband did that. You ain't stole
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: no trip? How are you still a trip?
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Is the husband that's writing he wants to help me?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: I'm happy?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, then what you ought to do is you ought
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: to just call her girlfriend and say, hey, listen, I
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: want you to know. It wasn't really Joanne's fault. It
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: was my fault. I heard y'all talking about it, and
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: I was surprised her with the trip, So it's really
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: on me. She didn't even know. She's happy. But why
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: don't you and your broke ass husband join.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Us to say that though? To her friend?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: What a hater?
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah? One more time? Why don't you what, Steve?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: Why don't you and your broke ass husband?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 10: I mean, oh.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thank you. We got more of the Steve.
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  Speaker 13: Harvey Morning Show coming up at twenty minutes after right
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 13: after this, you're listening.
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  Speaker 9: To Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go again with this question?
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  Speaker 13: What is wrong with the friendly skies and aircraft flying?
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 9: From?
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: Here?
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  Speaker 5: We go again?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 13: An aircraft flying from Tokyo to Seattle, Washington, reportedly had
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 13: to fly back to Japan on Tuesday after an intoxicated
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 13: passenger bit a crew member. A heavily drunk fifty five
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 13: year old male passenger a bit a crew member's arm.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 13: The female crew members sustained minor injuries from the attack,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 13: and after landing back in Tokyo, the passenger said he
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 13: doesn't recall his actions and has turned and was turned
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 13: over to the local authorities. Sooper, what do you mean
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 13: you don't recall biting me? So what would you guys
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 13: have have done if you were on this flight and
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 13: some drunk guy bit you.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: I'm beating it there, That's what I'm beating.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: A long flight for him. It's hard to get on
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: the plane. You ain't bite me.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: I got the drop that oygen your mask down. They're
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: gonna need your math. You're gonna need to breathe.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: How drunk was he?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: Damn drunk?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: People tell rot you and you don't remember it.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: You're just not biting me.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: Pardon if you?
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: I mean I'm saying I can't get bit. You can
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: bite me, but you won't be using the whose teeth
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: umping to you? Everything on that plane.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 13: At thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play around it.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 13: Would you rather right after this you're listening.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 9: Morning show?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 13: It is time now for a round it. Would you
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 13: rather would you rather ski down a tall mountain or
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 13: would you rather go snow tubing on a steep small hill?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 12: That?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: Uh huh do what show?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: What step? Steep small hill? I'm gonna take the steep
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: small Hell yeah, I just I don't think. I don't
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: think I'm good. Have you before?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 8: Seed?
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: No snowboard?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: All right? Okay, all right?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 13: Would you rather sleep with your cousin or would you
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 13: rather sleep with your ex?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: What is we doing?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 6: Wow?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: Are we doing that?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: Wow? Your options?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: Cousin.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: I used to like you back in the day.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: Come on.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: A cousin, all right, your cousin or your ex?
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: You're going with your Okay?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: See yeah, yeah you're talking about now, it's just would
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: you rather just whatever?
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  Speaker 2: Forty years ago I felt so different around one of
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: my cousins outstanding but not any more flood.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: But your extoll dog. You gotta make it to sei
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: that that a your you don't have you known?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: You're not talking about you just talking about sleep with him,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: not sexual.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 13: Yeah, Well the question is would you rather sleep with
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 13: your cousin or your ex?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: That's sex?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: So you know it?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 15: Then?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So what's the answer cousin, man, I gotta go
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: back today.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: I hate that. I'm just gonna have to go on
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: and tell y'all he's just gonna have to We're gonna
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: have to strongly consider suicide at this point.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, see, moving on.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: No one have to consider suicide at this point because
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna be live with myself either way.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 13: Would you rather your boss saw your nude pictures or
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 13: your Instagram followers?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: Oh? I read my boss. That's Steve. I'll give damn.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, Steve is your boss.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: I ain't got no boss, so.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: Jesus I could go down there.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, I show him to Julie Tabot.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 9: Yes, Julie.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: Hey, Tommy, ain't open your boss time. You have to
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: you to open.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: Oh I'm not doing that.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: Oh that's right, you're on the own net.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: Well, hell on social media. Don't see it anyway.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather?
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  Speaker 9: Guys?
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  Speaker 13: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, our
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 13: last break of the day, and we'll get some closing
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 13: remarks from the one and only, the Man, the myth,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 13: and the Legend, Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 13: Morning Show all right, guys, here we are last break
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 13: of the day. It is time for some see we
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 13: have some phone call left over. This is from Martin
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 13: and Georgia.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 4: Let's go oh the Lloyds.
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  Speaker 16: Good morning, Steve, Happy birthday, to your happy birthday.
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  Speaker 12: I wish you good health.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 17: B thirdy.
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  Speaker 2: I just love listening to you every morning.
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  Speaker 16: My name is Martin.
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  Speaker 17: I'm calling from act for Georgia.
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  Speaker 15: I just love to wish you a happy birthday.
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  Speaker 2: And me more to come.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: All right, go Capricorn.
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  Speaker 15: Mine was January.
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  Speaker 17: Third, so you know, keep it going and I love
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  Speaker 17: you all.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 15: Have a great Okay, bye buying.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you Dollard. It was real warm. I like that
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: sweet Yeah, thank you, miss Martine.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 13: And before we get out of here, Twanda and Long Beach.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 13: Steve needs some advice. She says, my husband is not
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 13: used to nice things, so I try to buy him
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 13: quality clothing and underwear. I want him to buy nicer things,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 13: but he says everything he likes costs too much. How
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 13: can he be fashionable and fly without breaking the bank?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 13: I think this is a question for Blue Cheese Blue too.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 9: Well.
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  Speaker 2: You know you can be fashionall than fly without breaking
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: the bank. But you're gonna have, you're gonna shop different now.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: I ain't been TJ Max in a long time. You know,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: I ain't been to Marshalls in a long time. I
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  Speaker 2: ain't been to the Burlington coat factory.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: I ain't been down to K and G. But these
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: are places you can go and find some quality stuff
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: without and get it at a discount. That's what you
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  Speaker 2: got to do. The name of the game is fake
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: it till you make it. Come on, Oh, I was
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: all well experted that my first comedy outfit, the whole
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: outfit shoes included with twenty two dollars Value City. I'll
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: never forget that outfit. Twenty two dollars the whole thing,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: corduroy pants, a shirt or undershirt, and some shoes twenty
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: two dollars the whole thing. I got shoes at eight dollars.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: They looked like little bowling shoes. I got them for
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: eight dollars. Caught the pants and the two shirts on
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: Sailing Boy, I was out there clean his hair. Fake
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: it till you make it. I had another Saturday night
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: shirt that I got from TJ Max. It was red,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: short sleeve, had a shimo on it that had flecks
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: in it, a little shiny flex. That was my Saturday
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: night outfit.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 13: Wow.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: Then I got my little paper going and I used
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: to buy. I bought a sweatshirt from the Merry Go Round,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: me a pair im pleted pants from Merry Go Round,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: had a belt with the long belt and you tied
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: in the front, come on that little nod in and
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: had a strap hanging down. But you couldn't tell me
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: nothing I had all was cheap.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: Is that the same story.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Where you bought.
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  Speaker 13: Huh, sorry for interrupting, but is that the same store
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 13: where you bought those shoes and put them in lay
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 13: away and they were too little by the time.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: You got them out.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: I was in high school when I did that. What
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: the only thing I put in lay away when I
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: was out on the road was there was a girl
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: named Gigi, beautiful chocolate sister down at Birmingham, Alabama. GG
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: had a store and I laid away a paylaid leather
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: suit eight hundred dollars. Had it in there for damn
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: near two years. I ain't gonna lie to hear you
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: man on that out fit for me. I finally got
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: it out. That's what I did death jail in ohay,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: that leather suit I had on on death jail. I
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: came from Birmingham, Alabama. Man had the thing and lay
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: away so long. My first chain I ever wore had
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: a pineapple on it. One hundred and sixty eight dollars.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: Had that on layaway from a jewelry store in Atlanta
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: up there by the Punchline Comedy Club bought me a chain.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 4: Had that on moving around one hundred and sixty eight dollars.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: So you had to keep.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: How much were you holding on it?
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: Intil a long time?
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: But I was going to drive back through that. I
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: love Vernon hair man, I mean Atlanta. I used to
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: come to Atlanta all the time.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how much do you put on your did you
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: put on your lay away? At one time?
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: Twenty dollars held them shoes? Everybody lay away back. Now
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: twenty dollars held them shoes and shoes was hold with
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: lettle Wind. No way in hell I could give you
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: seventy two at one time, he said, He sent two
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: pays US dollars seventy two at one time. Now, law
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: wee now yet, junior, So to answer the question is
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: fake it till you make hunh said, I'm looking at
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: you that dog.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 4: Dog, Man, I be dog.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: That's why I I'll be sometime. I'd be going, hold up, man,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: you're tripping you all right? Any more questions, Shelby anything?
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 13: Well, you know, it was your birthday, and you know what, Steve,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 13: I just had to I have to tell you this
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 13: because I've been with you a long time.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: It's not a question as much as a comment. I
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: just wanted to tell you that people don't know.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 13: You know that maybe I have started listening to the
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 13: show later, that you kind of started all of this,
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 13: like comedians and radio and multiple income streams and all
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 13: of that stuff. People weren't doing it like they're doing
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 13: it now. Before you started this, you had your job
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 13: at showtime at the Apollo, You had your radio gig,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 13: you had your TV show, and you were out doing comedy,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 13: a stand up comedy. You started this, you know what
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 13: I'm saying. Comedians in LA When we started the radio
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 13: show in La together, there were no other comedians doing
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 13: radio until.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: After you started, you know. So I just wanted to
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: give you your props on that. A lot of people
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: don't know that.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: And they they got a Tiro sheltered in Chicago, they
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: got Tony on these radio shows they put. They went
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: and got Sitting Bad. They went and got George Lopez,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: they went and got George Wallace. They tried everything. Man,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: after I showed them that I could do it. But
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: they thought they could just plug in a comedian. It's
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: not how it works. You have to care about the craft.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: I love radio. That's what's made us successful. Hell I mean, hey, y'all,
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: y'all have a great day. Talk to God. He'd love
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: to hear from you. God will and we'll see y'all
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: the moss take.
• 1:27:07
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