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Happy Humpday Ham hocks and Flea Markets - 11.08.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: I want joy. Yeah, yeah, well Joy, go with me.
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  Speaker 1: Say you gotta do turn he love? Yeah, you're going
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  Speaker 1: to do. You gotta turn. You won't got to turn out? Come?
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  Speaker 1: Come on? Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the voice? Come on dig me now
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll do. Then. God is good. Hey today, I just
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  Speaker 1: want to get right to it because this has really
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  Speaker 1: been oppressing me. I woke up and this was on
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  Speaker 1: my mind, and I wanted to share it with you
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  Speaker 1: because I know this for a fact. See I I've
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  Speaker 1: lived this for a fact. Uh. And you know the
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  Speaker 1: majority of things I talked about in the morning before
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  Speaker 1: we get started with the regular show. It's something that
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  Speaker 1: I've experienced. I can only tell you what I know.
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  Speaker 1: And so I've really really understood why God has had
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  Speaker 1: my life go the way that is gone, Because if
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have all these tests in my life, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have all these tests that I passed, all these
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  Speaker 1: tests that I failed. If I didn't have all of
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  Speaker 1: those the good and the bad, what could I share
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  Speaker 1: with you in the morning? What could I tell you
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  Speaker 1: about hanging What could I tell you about failing and
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  Speaker 1: then winning? What could I tell you about hanging in
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  Speaker 1: now when all hope was gone? How could I share
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  Speaker 1: that with you unless I've had those moments myself. And
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  Speaker 1: so I've really come to the realization that I am,
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  Speaker 1: just like all of you, the somem total of my past,
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  Speaker 1: just as you are the sum total of your past.
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  Speaker 1: It is these bumps and bruises, the ups and downs,
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  Speaker 1: the peaks and valleys that create us who we are today.
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  Speaker 1: All you got to do is be grateful for the
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  Speaker 1: fact that you survived at all, and somehow you still
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  Speaker 1: sitting here, you still stand it. So with that in mind,
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  Speaker 1: I want to share something with you. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: what happens to you. I don't care what you're going through.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you dare dare give up? Under no circumstances. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care who told you know. I don't care who
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  Speaker 1: told you you never make it. I don't care who
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  Speaker 1: who has shown you no faith. I don't care who
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  Speaker 1: ain't believed in you. I don't care what you heard
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  Speaker 1: about him saying behind your back. Don't you dare dare
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  Speaker 1: ever give up? It is the biggest trick that the
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  Speaker 1: enemy has is making us think we ain't gonna make it.
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  Speaker 1: The biggest trick that enemy has is filling our minds
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  Speaker 1: with hopelessness, to water down the illusion that there as
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  Speaker 1: a possibility that you might still have a chance to
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  Speaker 1: get over. The biggest trick he uses is when you
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  Speaker 1: make a mistake and you fall. He gets you to
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  Speaker 1: start to thinking it's final, that there is no resurrection,
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  Speaker 1: there is no redemption, there is no recovery. He just
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  Speaker 1: makes you think it's final. He is the master deceiver.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you dare dare ever give up? I don't care
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  Speaker 1: what happens to you. I don't care what besets you,
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  Speaker 1: befalls you, trips you up, What circumstantial situations may arise.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you dare dare ever give up? Because listen to me,
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  Speaker 1: these are tests that you are going through. And these tests,
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  Speaker 1: whether you pass the test or it appears that you've
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  Speaker 1: failed the test, the test accomplishes the mission if you're
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  Speaker 1: smart about it. If you pass the test. Let's say
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  Speaker 1: you're going through a situation and you get over and
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  Speaker 1: it goes the way you wanted to do, then what
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  Speaker 1: you've learned is if you hang in there, there's a
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  Speaker 1: light at the end of the tunnel. Okay, mission accomplished.
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  Speaker 1: If you fail the test and it doesn't go the
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  Speaker 1: way you want it, and it goes the opposite, and
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  Speaker 1: it turns out to a negative result, and and response
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  Speaker 1: you were looking for is a no. That's not final.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't mean it's over. That doesn't mean it's time
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  Speaker 1: to turn back. It simply means that now you have
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  Speaker 1: learned a valuable experience, you have learned a valuable lesson.
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  Speaker 1: You now know what not to do. You are now
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  Speaker 1: because you know what not to do, another step closer
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  Speaker 1: to getting it right. Listen to me, it has to
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  Speaker 1: happen this way. You have to have the rain in
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  Speaker 1: your life. To get the flowers in your life, you
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  Speaker 1: got to have the darkness in your life to appreciate
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  Speaker 1: the sunshine in your life. You got to have woes
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  Speaker 1: and worries to appreciate the joys. It is merely a test.
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  Speaker 1: So when you get through failing, and you get through stumbling,
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  Speaker 1: and you get through messing it up, all that's getting
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  Speaker 1: you one step closer to getting it right. On my
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  Speaker 1: relationship ended, I'll never be able to find another person
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  Speaker 1: like that. Not only will you not be able will
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  Speaker 1: not only will you be able to find a person
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  Speaker 1: like that, you can find a person that far better
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  Speaker 1: than that if you don't give up. But see, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you've got to go through the bad ones to get
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  Speaker 1: to the good ones, don't you, Dare? Dare, never give up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what happens to you if you lose
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  Speaker 1: a love one. And Lord knows, I've lost some people
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  Speaker 1: I've loved dearly with every itch in me. I've lost
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  Speaker 1: my mother, my father, my brother, and my best friend.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I know people who have lost their children. Goodness, man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't even imagine that, but they kept on going.
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  Speaker 1: What you're giving up for? Oh? I got you? Miss
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  Speaker 1: him and I got you grieving, but I got news
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  Speaker 1: for you. Don't you let the devil make you think
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  Speaker 1: it's over for you because somebody else ain't still here.
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  Speaker 1: It was their time. Now. I'm not trying to lessen
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  Speaker 1: to blow for you, but I'm trying to get you
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  Speaker 1: up on your feet so you can stop all this
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  Speaker 1: old woe is me because the things is happening to you.
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  Speaker 1: You're not the first person that has happened to Come on, now,
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  Speaker 1: let's get a grip. Let's wrap your mind around this thing.
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  Speaker 1: You have got to move forward, if it's just in
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  Speaker 1: memory of those people. I was on one of the
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  Speaker 1: commercial breaks on Family Feud the other day and somebody
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  Speaker 1: asked me, uh something, and I forgot the question, but
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  Speaker 1: my answer was, I always wanted my mother and father
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  Speaker 1: to be proud of me, and in the absence, in
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  Speaker 1: their demise, I'm hoping just somehow man, that they're watching me,
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  Speaker 1: that they see their boy, that I'm down here, that
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing better, that I'm making something out myself, that
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  Speaker 1: I'm loving my wife, that I'm taking care of my kids.
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  Speaker 1: To him old man, to see that about me. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I want my mother to see I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 1: my life together over here. You know, say, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to be a better person. My mama was a Sunday
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  Speaker 1: school teacher for forty years. She's been praying for me
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  Speaker 1: for a long time. I just hope, man, and that's
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  Speaker 1: all I'm doing. It's just hoping that they see me
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  Speaker 1: so they can't be proud of me. See you, you, you,
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  Speaker 1: you you. You got to understand that when you make
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  Speaker 1: these mistakes, that when you fall and stumble and you
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  Speaker 1: get it oh so wrong, it ain't over for you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you Dad, Dad, Dad? Ever give up? Don't stop thinking, man,
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  Speaker 1: because it ain't happening just the way you wanted to
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  Speaker 1: that it ain't meant to be devil. He got so
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  Speaker 1: many tricks to deceive you. You know why you're being
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  Speaker 1: tested right now, because there is no testimony without the test.
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  Speaker 1: You got to go through something. It's all good man
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  Speaker 1: telling you. I just wanted to share that with you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you give up out there. I don't care what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: Don't don't, don't don't get deceived. The victories coming, but
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna get it if you quit. Hang on, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: about a ninety eight year old woman who moved into
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  Speaker 1: a nursing home to look after her eighty year old son. What. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: ninety eight year old woman moved into a nursing home
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  Speaker 1: to look after her eighty year old son. That's coming
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  Speaker 1: up next, Yeah, at thirty two after the hour you're
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  Speaker 1: go something funny. Uh. This nine year old woman in
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  Speaker 1: England now has moved into a retirement home to look
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  Speaker 1: after her eighty year old son. Her name is miss Ada.
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  Speaker 1: She became a resident at Moss View Care Home in
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  Speaker 1: about a year after her son Tom moved there. Miss
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  Speaker 1: Aida is a former nurse, and she said she decided
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  Speaker 1: to move into the same assistant living home because you
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  Speaker 1: never stopped being a mom. Uh that's right, she said,
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  Speaker 1: And I know, she said, if anybody know how to
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  Speaker 1: change his dapple, According to staff, I'll tell you one thing.
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  Speaker 1: His ankles ain't gonna fit between your fingers no more.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you that when you cock him up,
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  Speaker 1: just know that it's gonna be different while we're cocking
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  Speaker 1: him though. And another thing, miss Ada, you must prepare
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  Speaker 1: yourself for a different sent This ain't baby food. There's
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  Speaker 1: ain't no apple sauce. This is all. This is medication.
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  Speaker 1: Now river soon mixed in with penicilla, slash with Hennessy.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be different because she had him when she
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  Speaker 1: was eighteen. Okay, well I had him when he was eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: But I tell you what now, the boys smell like
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  Speaker 1: a gorilla. Man. I'm just gonna let you know that.
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  Speaker 1: If you think any year old smell the same as
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  Speaker 1: an eight month old, you seriously mistaken. That's two different
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  Speaker 1: smells here. Yeah, according to staff, Ada and Tom aer
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  Speaker 1: and separable. They love spending I'm together playing a game
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  Speaker 1: or watching TV. And then Messada says she says good
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  Speaker 1: night to Tom in his room every night. He's a
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  Speaker 1: mama's boy. And yeah, hinding me have a mama's boy,
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  Speaker 1: and my mom will come up and I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: right now, I have a little fun, little semi year
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  Speaker 1: old thing. I'm making my rounds up in there, and
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  Speaker 1: you say good night to both of us. You can
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  Speaker 1: tell us both you and mama but just met. That's sweet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you never stopped being a mom. I think that's true. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I think I think it's amazing that they still both living.
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  Speaker 1: That's a blessing. If I'm hitting everybody in there, yea,
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  Speaker 1: what I can't hear everybody in there? Are you? Are
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  Speaker 1: you in the same studio? Okay, I'm just checking what
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  Speaker 1: we're doing today. I'm making my right. Last week we
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  Speaker 1: got cut out the usual. Yeah, it depends you don't
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  Speaker 1: do your joke for me. I do well, I do
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  Speaker 1: what I want. Okay, now we're now we just hitting
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  Speaker 1: everybody in there. At eight, I get a pass. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, absolutely absolutely. I know she wrote her last reenacted. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that would be cute. Re enact me. Who am I?
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  Speaker 1: You know? You know? You the baby, your mom, the mom,
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  Speaker 1: You're always the girl. Okay, we do reenact me and
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  Speaker 1: I'll be his mom. Oh you're really okay? All right?
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  Speaker 1: So you're eighty year old, Messe. I only got one
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  Speaker 1: old woman, so his mama is old. Yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: have I ain't gonna be okay. So you're ninety eight
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  Speaker 1: year old Messada, Tommy, you're eight year old Tom appropriate name, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, let's go. Yeah, excuse me, I'm gonna ha
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  Speaker 1: ha sweetie, I'm here. Oh I'm Tom's mama, oh Tom, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I want to get a room close to him
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  Speaker 1: and check myself into assisted living. Oh yes, hold on
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  Speaker 1: and your name please? Oh Dale? Oh miss Ada? And
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  Speaker 1: miss Ada. If i'm white, old Dale, okay, you'll be
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  Speaker 1: white today. How about that? Um? That would be refreshing up.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Mrs Ada, Well just hang on one second
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  Speaker 1: if you have time. I know you're but let me
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  Speaker 1: just check the schedule. Let's see where his room is.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's right down the hall, two doors down on
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  Speaker 1: your left, and you could see your son there. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I just said I needed a rooms. Okay, what's what's
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  Speaker 1: what numbers here? And he's in four oh five right
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  Speaker 1: down the room full seven of foid. Okay, walk no
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  Speaker 1: further than well I think four. Someone just moved out
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  Speaker 1: of four or eight and we're cleaning up that room
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  Speaker 1: right now. Well, that's can I have that? I'd like
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  Speaker 1: to check that in. Here's my credit card. They ain't
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  Speaker 1: moved that as long as it's free time. Just shut
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  Speaker 1: your mouth. Al just trying to get in the room.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't need to play by play. Hang on as
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  Speaker 1: we moved the body out, and we'll move you right in. Yes, okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right there, just cleaning up. They just finished going
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  Speaker 1: into room four oh eight. Would you need some assistance?
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  Speaker 1: Be needing some assistance, miss Ada? No, I don't, sweetie,
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  Speaker 1: I just said I needed a room. Don't touch me. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be touching you. But okay, going down to
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  Speaker 1: four oh eight, and thank you. You're welcome. You know
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  Speaker 1: what your show sound like? That bug a girl on
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  Speaker 1: this mother morning show. I listened to the show all
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  Speaker 1: the time, so thank you. That's a compliment. It is
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  Speaker 1: she it is, she's a She's got a beautiful boy. Mama. Hey, hey, Dad,
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  Speaker 1: I mean Tom, I can't keep all these people together.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not here, no, no, not. I have a diaper rash,
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  Speaker 1: can't you It's something I'm breaking out around up. You
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  Speaker 1: need calling start, you need a boxer all go corn,
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  Speaker 1: start and just pat it round your ass. I need
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  Speaker 1: you to do that. I just got here, sweet out.
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  Speaker 1: On't look, I just got here to him. Okay, let
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  Speaker 1: me hold my legs. Can you see you see the rash?
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  Speaker 1: Look at that? Look at that. Mama, boy a baby,
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  Speaker 1: look at you, and that's that's small. No, I'm big
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  Speaker 1: or not. Wait a minute, mama, Now you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: just look like a little piece shooting the same as
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  Speaker 1: it was when you was a baby. Wow. When we
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  Speaker 1: come back on commercial break, we'll google part two. Yes, man,
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  Speaker 1: and bring your teeth because that they misplaced. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: have told you you can't wear my teeth now they're
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  Speaker 1: really close close. Part two coming up. You're listening st
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  Speaker 1: show coming up at the top of the hour. Mrs
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  Speaker 1: Anne will be here with today's headlines and our our
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  Speaker 1: national news, of course, but right now Part two of
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  Speaker 1: Mrs Ada who's ninety eight and her son Tom, who's
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  Speaker 1: eighty in the nursing home. Mama, yes, yes, baby, is
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  Speaker 1: it possible you to going in and cook me something
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  Speaker 1: to eat? Because I don't like what they're cooking in it.
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  Speaker 1: I know, sweet at meat, but you know it's not
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  Speaker 1: mama's kitchen. So we have to take what the white
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  Speaker 1: folks just share. But they've been serving soup all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want no soup. I want something. Well that's
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  Speaker 1: caused a lot of people's in here ain't got good
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  Speaker 1: teeth m hm, and they don't want your biting in
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  Speaker 1: enough cracking it off on spoons and stuff. But the
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  Speaker 1: mass potato then got old and hello, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to listen. Use the one that signed up to come
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  Speaker 1: in here. Now I had to follow you down here
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  Speaker 1: to help take care of you. Now, if you want
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  Speaker 1: to come into the white facility, you shouldn't have signed
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  Speaker 1: up for the white facility. You should have took your
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: black ass down to Cromwell with all the rest of
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: the black folks. I'm black. I can't stay white if
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: it don't fit my curmity. This is a black woman
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: old and that can't complain. But that's white too. Now,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be Tom time us are time here,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: But I don't want to be Tom. Oh yeah, well
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: that's the man's name in the story. Sweet, but you
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: change your name in the story. I'm I'm old Dale Adam.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Then I'm and I'm that, I'm Tim and Tom and
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I'm yeah, I'm using Tom all right now that you're
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: gonna watch me today, let's get baby. You would think
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: that eighty you learn how to pronounce a word with ones.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Washing is not a word. But I need to be watched. Well,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: the nurses is here for that. Have you met anybody
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: since you've been here? Yeah? Feelis she lives in uh
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: down in a four nineteen. That's well up the hole. Hey,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: you gotta turn the corner to get down. We walked
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: together half where where y'all walk to? Outside in the garden? Okay,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: So tell me a little bit about Peelis Phelis is. Uh,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: he's ninety one. He's say that, and um, you know
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: she likes to play shuffle boy. I'm gonna had to
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: go down here and talk to this half about pressing
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: up on my baby. She knows, she owed well, she's
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: ninety one, and you ate it what she won't with you?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: It ain't working. We're thinking about having relations, huh me
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: and miss Phyllis is thinking about having relations real close
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: to your mom. You ain't married to her. What is
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: you want to go to hell for? And you eighty
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: because you're close to something? You do know that, don't you? Yeah?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: What does she do before before she come to this home? Tom?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: That's time and time when it's time when I'm man,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: so just time and see your mama answering me, don't
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: get back hands at eight? You don't hit me, n sweater,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: God knock your airs right over there. Walker. Okay, she
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: was a stivil rights leader. And what was her name?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Because I know every linger one on Phillis sojourn join
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: that what's her name? Is her name? Jo? You're talking
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: about philis, sweetly, cousin, I think stop, Wait a minute,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: they're there. You're talking about fast feelers, not no move?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Are you ninety one? Now you're not gonna call out
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: no mama. You're not gonna call out her name. Lord, Lord, Lord,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: my baby then took up with a hole. Now you're
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: not gonna call Phillis no help. What is she thinking? She? Mom?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I love Philips. Boy, you ain't been in love a
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: day in your life. We got a future to take out.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Has you got a future together? She ninety one? For future? Future?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Be all way tomorrow week we end up. You don't
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: get futures with ninety old people. You just yes time remaining.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I'm going out laid on this evening and by philis
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: a ring? What what I'm gonna ask her for her hand?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: What you want with hold? And we're thinking about settling
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: down and starting the family. You start you know this fool,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: and start family? You just dumb. You never was good
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: in your health class back in school. They ain't got
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: no kids, and you can't be either. Trying to get
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: the boy you you're blowing saw dust if it blow
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: it out, says she's fertile. Boy, she didn't say she
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: was fertile. What does she says? She said she was fruitful? Well,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: it ain't that the same thing that Martha plies down there?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Fruitful is in the Lord. Well, we want to have
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: a child together and raise it, raise it? How long
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: you think you'd take the raise of baby God? How
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: long is you thinking you and Phyllis is gonna have
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: a hand and raised child and go out? Now what
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: are y'all gonna make it a keen? I can't tell
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: you that right now, especially huh. Sarah in the Bible
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: had a baby at ninety. But we ain't in the Bible.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: We're in a nursing home. We're nothing. If you read
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: about me, I don't think. I don't believe it's nothing
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: in there about the nihing home. Moses was nine hunted
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: because he was out there with the Lord mathusm or
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: whatever his name was. We don't do that in the here,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: No more, God did all that back then he ain't
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: doing it now. How I want to know is where
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: you walk me down the aisle and give me away?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: That's your father is supposed to walk a tide down
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: the aisle. But she ain't gotten on that it cause
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: he did. And why would I walk you down the
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: hole when you're stupid as post already be standing up there? Mommy?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Why do you have to talk like this in front
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: of our friend? But listen to me, We'll listen. What
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: is you saying? Why is you walking down? Are you
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: supposed to be up there as the bride that walks
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: down the out Now she's gonna come down there, the
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: whole wedding party in a hub round you know the
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: films that's gonna be in this church. I'm we're gonna
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: have nine operated vehicles in there. And why we're gonna
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: park all the old hell? Do you want me to
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: be happy or not? Mama? I want you to be happy, Tommy.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: That's time at Tom. I'm not calling your time at Tom.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Now if you keep on, you feel to be time
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: at dud Tom. But you ain't feeling to be nothing.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Uncle Wow, Well this is remind me so much of
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: your uncle Tom. Just used to tell everything that we're
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: not gonna do that. Now, that's where the term came from,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: just sitting down there with white folks just running head man,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: have you picked out the ring yet? I picked out
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: the ring that I won't. I just need to get
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: down How much did you? How much was it? The
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: ring is two thousand dollars? What what is wrong with that?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Where did you get two thousand dollars from? I don't
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: have two thousand. I was gonna ask you for it. Okay, well, well,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: oh we're good. Then safe in the arms of Jesus
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: is where that two thousand is? Because it won't be
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: on that old helper's hand. But have you met her?
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Miss Ada? It's three thirty. Man, I got to go
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: down here and brush philix teeth. I'll be back in
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: a minute. See right there. How long you think that's
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: gonna last? Because you're not good as a kid giver.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: You're gonna brush your teeth two times? Coming up, Miss
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Sam will be here with why don't you Jeff had
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: a nurse bring her teeth down here to us, yester.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Ms Sam will be here with yesterday's election day results.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, Uh, this horrible story. The Texas gunman's
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: domestic assault conviction wasn't sent to the national FBI database.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: And this is really sad. This is terrible. Yeah, twenty
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: six people in the Texas church shooting on Sunday, many
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: of them were children, about half of them which were children. Uh.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: The U. S. Air Force says the Texas church shooter's
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: name was never put into the FBI's National Criminal Information
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Center the n c i S database after he was
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: court martialed for domestic violence. Now, I had that happened
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: as it was supposed to, shooter David Patrick Kelly would
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: never have been allowed to buy a weapon in the
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: first place. According to federal law, Kelly's conviction for a
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: domestic assault on his wife and young stepson. He cracked
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: the skull of the young stepson. He was violent, this man, Yeah,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: he should it should have been made impossible. Should have
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: made it impossible for him to legally purchase the military type.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Two things are correct here. What's that, Steve? This is
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: a mental mental health issue. But with that, we still
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: refuse to address the gun law problem. We keep overlooking it,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: and it's and it's and it's so right down the
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: middle of party lines. No Republican is saying this is
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: a gun law problem. All the Democrats are saying, we
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: got to do something about gun laws. So when President
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Trump said it's a mental health issue, then they heavily
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: went over here and started spinning it in to if
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: it's if he wasn't mentally ill. You can't stop a
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: person who's mentally ill from doing evil stuff, but if
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: he didn't have access to that gun, And then the
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: extra spin was somebody, another law abiding citizen had a
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: gun was able to chase him down in that well,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: he didn't get apprehended. He's dead, which I don't have
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: a problem with myself personally. Well, I think Steve, what
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: the President is saying that part is irrelevant. The issue
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: is that this man, if he had mental health issues,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: he should have been input into the database and they
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: would not have sold him these weapons. They refused to
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: talk about the gun control in the database. Is getting
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: all of this together that when is it going to
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: be enough? How many people have to die before they
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: do something right? And the only time we talked about
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: this is during times like this all too often now
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: because it happens so frequently, you know, but um, yeah,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: this is the only time we even bring up. It's
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: clear to me mm hmm that money comes in front
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: of life to a lot of these politicians and country
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: and it's just obvious to me. Let me because this
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Second Amendment, man, y'all can stop faking with this American
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: right to carry a gun. That ain't what we talk that.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: We're talking about the types of guns that you can
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: buy in this country. That's what I'm asking and your
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: ability to purchase what's this thing they're trying to take
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: off the thought rifle that they think, but what is that?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: It's something that you can buy to put on a
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: rifle that gives it the capability to be repeat you
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: over and over in Vegas did. Yeah, that's gonna help.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Why we just can't remove the whole gun period. Good
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: question that we've asked, how losing Yes, answer to that question. Yeah,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: But they're not gonna do it because it would affect sales. See,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: you gotta this is just guns sales, y'allah. This is
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: gun sales. It's a huge business, alright, Steve. We we
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: gotta move on here and uh go to mssan Ladies
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, our very own voice of fact MS and trip.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Thanks Steve. Good morning everybody out there. This is a
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: trip with the news. President Trump met with both US
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: and South Korean forces yesterday on a new base in
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: The new base is named Camp Humphreys. It's going to
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: reportedly ultimately house many of the twenty thousand of the U.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: S servicemen stationed on the Korean peninsula. Authorities say it's
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: located forty miles south of the capital of Seoul, so
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: the Camp Humphreys is beyond the reach of North Korea's
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: conventional artillery. The President also issued a warning, by the
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: way to the North, this is a very different administration
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: then the United States has had in the past. Do
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: not underestimate us, and do not try us. It appears
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: that President Trump may have been snubbed, but he may
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: not care about this one. Hundreds of world leaders have
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: reportedly been invited to a climate summit next month in Paris,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: but Trump has not. French officials say that an invite
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: will be sent to the US, but only on the
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: diplomatic level. French President Manuel Clong Emmanuel mcclon is hosting
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: the gathering, which he's calling make our planet great again.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: That's an obvious ripped one Trump's campaign slogan, the president's
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: vow to pull the United States out of the Paris
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Climate Accord early this year unless the deal that he
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: liked better could be set up, which is probably why
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: he's not invited. Okay. According to the l A Times,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: get this, u c l A recooperating with Chinese law
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: enforcement following report the rest of three of its basketball
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: players on Tuesday. They're all freshmen and one of them
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: is lavarre Ball's son, li Angelo Ball. Dayton Hills another one,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: and Cody Riley is the third. They were taken into
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: custody in China for allegedly stealing from a high end
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: retail store next to the team's hotel. By the way,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: the laws in China are so strict that one one
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: was sentenced to ten years in prison for stealing a
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: cell phone. They don't play over there. In Virginia yesterday,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: the Democrat Ralph Northam won the governorship over the Republican
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Ed Gilesbie by about fifty three percent over fort pent Gleespie.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: They say ran a very Trumpish type campaign. By the way,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Virginia was the only southern state that Donald Trump did
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: not win last November. New Jersey's incoming governor is a Democrat,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Phil Murphy, a former Goldman Sachs banker and US Ambassador Germany,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: promising to bring a number of progressive policies to the
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Garden State. For instance, Murphy says he wants to tax millionaires,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: legalized marijuana, and raise the minimum wage. Looks like Republican
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Kim Guardano, who served as Governor Chris Christie's lieutenant governor,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: couldn't get out from under Christie's very very unpopulous shadow. Finally,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Today's National Cappuccino Day and National dunstaye and this is
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: san trip Whop be back with Eugene the Butterfly twenty
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Stay tuned to the Steve Harvey
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve come on, introduced the Butterfly. He is here,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Eugene, Good morning everyone, Stephen Um Charlie
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: College Jr. Timy, Good morning to everyone in the building. Morning.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: But I am needed some good morning good morning. I
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: mean a desperate need of help today. I am really
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: going through some issues. Man. What you need. Man. For
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: the last two days, I have been having a huge nightmare.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Is this a man that keeps chasing me in my dreams?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: And I'm just really really going through It's a big pile, man.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: But I don't even know why he's chasing me. It's
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: just I'm I'm not getting any sleep and I'm staying
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: up late at night pacing the floor. Which man, is
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: it because everybody taller? So who you calling? I don't know.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: And Stephen, but he's really he's just a scary look
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: at man, and he's just chasing me. So I just
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: wanted to get what did you all do when you
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: have nightmares? Because I don't know what to do. I'm
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: afraid to close my eyes at night, and it's just
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: bothered me. But I'm being chased and he's tasted me
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: off with two cliffs and I've fallen and it's just
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: it's just too much. It's way too much. I mean,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I very rarely. I can't even tell you the last
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: time I've had a nightmare. Nightmare, Yeah, something scary, but
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I'm the only one to have nightmares. I've had dreams,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: but nothing like what you're talking about. I got somebody
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: it's chasing me and continually do you have a high butt?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Well do you think timmy chasing me? Here? Now? You
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: said tall, Yeah, I'm not in your dream. You ain't tall. Listen.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I just want some help from friends, but as kind
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: of workers. What can I do to to stop the nightmares?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I'm coming? Does anyone have a dream book? I mean,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I know they have dream books. Let's do with that. Yeah,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: do what you're dreaming about. I just told you this
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: man is chasing me and I don't know what he wants,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: but I just it's I think he's gonna I think
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: he's trying to do some harm to me. Why don't
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: you slow down and see that's that stipid right there?
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: When what then you have to have a dream? No?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Most Yeah, but get caught and then we can go
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: get the dream over. You realize that it is only
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: a dream. Stop real, stop and let him beat the
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: hell out of me and then wake up, that's what
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: you're saying. But you can fight in the dreams bad.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: It's just a dream, butterfly, So tonight when I lay down,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: get ready for the big fight. Is that what you're saying, Junior?
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: When you got with me? Yeah, I'm gonna meet you
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: over there now. I'm just thinking if we lay down together,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: we could go into the No. I just need somebody
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: to go with me. I'm thinking, where do you want
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: them to come. I'm just thinking if we lay down
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: and take a nap together, he'll go into my dream
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: with me. Is that you say your prayers before you
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: go to say I didn't the last two nights. Maybe
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: that's the problem. That's why right there, right, I think
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: that's what you need to do. Yeah, absolutely, all right.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: When we come back from the break at thirty, back
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: to the hour. Thanksgiving isn't about two weeks, guys, believe
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: it or not. So yeah, So which house guest is
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: coming that drives you nuts? We'll talk about that when
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: we come back at thirty or four after. I'm sure
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, uh,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: who is the house guest or a person coming by
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving? Which surprisingly isn't about two weeks? Man, this
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: year went fast that that you're not looking forward to sing?
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Who is it? My mother in law's sister's husband? What?
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Who was that? Though? I don't even know? Thank yous
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: for Ernest? Why what's yeah, your mother as a dream.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: I love her, love her man, My mother law, my
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: father in law is the best. Mom and daddy. I
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: got the best. I never had a complaint. Man, we're happy.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: We enjoy each other. They don't stay in my house
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: as long as they were her sister husband. I don't know,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: that's what that's what's wrong. I don't know. No, they
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: come to dinner and they do what we was having
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: a prayer. One my mom in law said, that's all
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: whole hands, you know, huge kitchen, about twenty people. Everybody
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: go around and say what they think. Okay, now I
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: ain't like this here because there's too many people, and
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't know half the people that was in the circle.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: So and then I really don't care what you're grateful
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: fault because dinner is ready and we can talk about
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: this why we eat, you know? But what is all
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: this beforehand? And it got around to everybody. This one
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: lady took a long time, but her is what's the best.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: So I I broke from the circle and started clapping
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: because I wanted to try to end it with applause,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: and you're not supposed a clap doing prayer. But I
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: just tried to wrap it up and it kept going.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: And I'm holding this dude's hand now. I don't know
• 43:18
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh la La, who claims she knows that scene
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  Speaker 1: very well. She weighed in on the situation when asked
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  Speaker 1: on them, all right? But should name Marge Shirley? Should
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: they march since they strike? Oh the stripper? Oh like
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  Speaker 1: we're unpaid. But they should do this in scrip or clothes. Well,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: but one thing about it though, if they don't come
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  Speaker 1: to work, some bottle girls and waitresses, they gotta do
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot of mode and sparkles. So what you're saying, everybody,
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  Speaker 1: you know sparkles and the bottle girls. They had sparkles
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  Speaker 1: for years. This is this is this guy started. We'd
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  Speaker 1: back when I was out there. This ain't nothing new.
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  Speaker 1: It's just younger people are getting involved in it. So
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  Speaker 1: we're not talking about yeah that we had sparkless when
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  Speaker 1: All right, you'll be interested, you'll be interested in what else?
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  Speaker 1: Lala said. She added that the cutoff age because you'll
• 58:57
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  Speaker 1: What do you think I think stripping you You gotta
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  Speaker 1: women who are fine now who can be out there,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: but you lose a lot of points in your life department.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: You can't be farty and come off the pole and
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: want to be wife. No, you can't. Not that it's
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: just a job. They look at it as a job.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Not because the Fortio stripper in New York is not
• 59:34
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  Speaker 1: it's not the same one. Atlanta. Pull up to me?
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Are you crazy? Magic city? It's magic? So I'll just continue.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Lala says, right the way as long as you can. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: l line is wrong, La. It ain't no future in it.
• 1:00:03
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• 1:00:06
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• 1:00:09
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• 1:00:12
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• 1:00:35
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• 1:00:42
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• 1:00:46
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• 1:00:49
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• 1:01:09
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• 1:01:13
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• 1:01:36
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  Speaker 1: mention I am a very attractive young lady and have
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  Speaker 1: the opportunity at any time to have my needs met
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  Speaker 1: outside the home. But he is the father of my children,
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  Speaker 1: and I love him and would not do that even
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  Speaker 1: though we average three times a year. I want to
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  Speaker 1: have relations with him and only him. Stop using all
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  Speaker 1: my washcloth. Okay. Contrary to what's contrary, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: Contrary to what some people think pornography is harmful, it
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  Speaker 1: is not harmless. Okay. It could be very destructive in
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: a marriage and a relationship because what happens is the
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  Speaker 1: more you see, the more you need to keep you
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  Speaker 1: or or to get you stimulated regular or just like
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: normal stuff doesn't hold your interests anymore. And it makes
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: your wife feel betrayed. It can make her feel helpless.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: You know, she may not. She may feel responsible and
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  Speaker 1: unattractive but she says, she's an attractive mother of two
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  Speaker 1: whose husband is addicted to porn has plenty pretty much
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: lost his interest in being intimate with her. That's why,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: to me, porn is dangerous. You know, if I could
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  Speaker 1: say anything to your husband, it would be that anything
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  Speaker 1: that takes you away from or captures your mind in
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: such a way that you put it over your wife
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: in marriage, that's wrong. You know, your wife and her
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: needs should come first, and any kind of addiction and
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: be detrimental to your relationship, be a drugs, food, shopping, gambling,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: et cetera. Whatever it is. But you, as his wife,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: are gonna have to stop, you know, just step up,
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  Speaker 1: speak to him, Talk to him, tell him what you
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  Speaker 1: told us, that you love him, you want only him,
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  Speaker 1: and that uh, you know, the both of you are
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  Speaker 1: going to have to work out this problem. Tell him
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  Speaker 1: how you feel about it, Tell him that you need
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  Speaker 1: intimacy in your marriage, and suggest that he get help
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  Speaker 1: for his porn addiction because it is taking a toll
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  Speaker 1: on your marriage. Uh. And if all else sails, you know,
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  Speaker 1: go on his computer. You've got the past where delete everything,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Steve Yep, that's it. And they're married seven years. I
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: am too. What was he yesterday? The code cracker? Most
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: take consideration before I answer this, and hell, while y'all
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  Speaker 1: on a commercial break, I'm gonna be in prol Okay,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: come back, she'll response, you're listening, all right. Come on,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Steve with your response to part two of today's Strawberry Letter.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: I want to just say, shut your damn line, but
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: I have come on. Good morning, Steve, Sherlett, Tommy and Carl.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: I listen to you every day on my way to
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  Speaker 1: work and was wondering if you could give me some advice.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a thirty one year old mother too and have
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: been married over seven years. I've noticed that our relations,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: meaning my husband and I have deceased to almost nothing.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: I have to almost coaxed in and having relations. Both
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: times while I was pregnant, it was like pulling teeth.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Mine was amazed. As a high I even got pregnant,
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  Speaker 1: not once but twice. Anyway, I remember Steve saying a
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: while ago that even when me and are sick, they
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: still want to have sex. Here's the problem. My husband,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: in my mind, is addicted to point it's all on
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: the computer. He tries to have a password on his computer,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: but I know it, so I checked every now and
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: then to make sure it's only females he's looking at.
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  Speaker 1: Thank god, that was question number one. They are usually
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: white or Latino girls, occasionally black girls. Needless to say,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: I'm African American. Anyway, I noticed that in the middle
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: of the night he makes a trip to the hall
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: linen closet to obtain a wash cloth. I mean, I
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: am not stupid. I know what he is doing. I
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: once found over one hundred tapes and DVDs in the basement.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: My question to you all is what cannot you to
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: change his interest from the computer to me? Steve, don't
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: tell me I'm too bad, but I have to mention
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: that I am a very attractive young lady and had
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: the opportunity in any time to have my knees mat
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  Speaker 1: outside the home. But he is the father of my children.
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  Speaker 1: I love him and would not do that, even though
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: we average three times a year. I want to have
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: relations with him and only him stop using my wash cloth. Well.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: After praying about this so that I wouldn't turn this
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: into something vulcan in case we didn't lose the show,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: because that's what the letter is, I decided that today's
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: sermon should be on the subject stop using all of
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: my wash club, take your time. Now, I ventured to say,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: let's break the letter down line by line, bit by bit.
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  Speaker 1: Come on here now, your aunt was amazed how you
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: even got pregnant, not once, but twice. If you're only
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: loving somebody three times a year and you wind up
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: pregnant two times, I want to commend your husband for
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: being virile, full of villain in life. He it's qualified
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  Speaker 1: to be a far Go to verse three now I didn't.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: As we move on, I remember Steve saying a while
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  Speaker 1: ago that even when me and are sick, they still
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: won't have sex. Or you don't have to print that
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  Speaker 1: back to me. That's a norm sack to every man living.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Come on, we'll have sex whether we're sick. We can
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: get a goal bladder operation and want to have sex
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: that even we can get our tools tied. You can
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: get your tools, you want to have sex. Right after that,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: I had a case of here rods one time, screaming
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  Speaker 1: and blind swoll so big when I sat on the
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: toilet they hung in the cool I was flush to
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  Speaker 1: get relief, and right after that I still wanted to
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  Speaker 1: have sex just you get my gut true. Come on,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: you don't understand where we act with sex. It's important,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: it is. But now your man is having sex on
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: the comprooter. That's your on the it's on the comprooter. Okay,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Now I ventured to say that it is always white
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: girls and latinos. Well, let me say this to you,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: black girl. Maybe when he went to Louis Sen you
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: read off, he get it just high wanted high wanted
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: it hurt away from. Now you're thinking just because you
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: find an attractive and you could get yours outside the house. Yeah, well,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something my Deacon Boomerang's grandmother wants saying.
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  Speaker 1: What is it that no matter how fine a woman
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: he is, there's a man somewhere sick and tired of her. Know,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: you asked me not to cut you up too bad,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: But let's just talk about really how stupid you are
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: you letting your man get up every night in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the night, stand with down to the linen
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  Speaker 1: closet and get a watch clothes to go do what
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: you know what he's doing. But guess what what if
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: you ain't had a meeting with him? Body, come on,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: you ain't pulled him into the pastor's office for confrontation.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: If you just keep letting him get the watch cloth
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: and go meet with little senior reader and send it
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: bubblicious and and and sting it ain't oh oh and
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: little amen, and he pulling blood, hell, slap it on
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: latin on, got the planting nose and hell all over
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: the bed. And now you are upset because all you
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: can think of stop using my wash cloth. Stop using
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: my wash Come on, hip hop staff. Why don't you
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: quit saying stop and start saying start? Why don't you
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: cut to comprove on yourself? Sign down what they're doing
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: on the comprove that's the duplicate it in your bed,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: because if you don't ain't stop using to watch clause,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: maybe you're gonna need to get with your friends and
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: tell them for Christmas and tell them for your birthday
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: guilt what you wanted to gift call down in bed. Yes,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: so you ain't got to keep using gihim same washcloth.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. I will want to know what
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: your address is, yes, so I can know that if
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  Speaker 1: I'm ever visited, to make sure I don't drive my
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: hands as wash I didn't want to know who you are,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: what city you live in. That's right. So when I
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: come to your house, I'll bring a roll of paper tie. Yes,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: I want to know what's one of the wash proofs
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  Speaker 1: he ben use. That's right. I can make it sure.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: I don't mess around and dab the myth one of
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: them wash cloths. Come on, I don't want We're thinking
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: be at your house one day, yea, and think it
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  Speaker 1: is okay? And I'm in that trying to get clean.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: And I got that nash all up from the mom. Yes,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: I don't want to wash no dog cracks or crevices,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: taking hold watch clothing. He been in there with little
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: senior read up, ye getting his little half. Don't stopt
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: know we got to go to great we do here
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: And in closing, I'll say, that's right, that's right. Check
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  Speaker 1: your wash clon. Look at him close beyond if you
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: have to pull him apart. Don't you watch cloth learning
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: and things? You're listening to the Steve Ry Morning Show. Well,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: it may not be romantic having a work spouse, that
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: the office can be essential. Okay, al right, it may
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: not be romantic, but your work spouse can be important
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: to you. Okay. Many people have colleagues at the office.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: They are so close to boy, it's going in his
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: man call is my work pou we do our way
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: to vote us the world. Many people of colleagues at
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: the office there so close close to that they can
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: be characterized as a quote work spouse, such as work spouses. Um.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Such workspouses offer support and mentorship and also give advice
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: and guidance. Okay, so that's pretty cool, as well as
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: friendship and championship. We're not going there, Steve, I know, so,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: so what other benefits do such work spouses offer. Well,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: they tend to be the person in the office that
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: always has your back and you can always count on. Plus,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: they give you a standing lunch partner okay if you
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: go to lunch with them. Yeah. They're also the person
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: who will keep a watchful eye out for you at
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: the office events or Christmas parties if you start embarrassing yourself.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: If you have one question, so do my work spouse? Yes?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: What is it? Are you wonder lover? Steve? Okay, well come,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: I want to love what is it? Can your work
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: wife be fun? Yeah? Dahn, Were you asking us that
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: or were you asking the marriage his wife, your husband.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: You know what well? I mean, yeah, yeah, you show
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: I'm fine, but as in health, yeah, I want to
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: tell you right now and he has nothing to do
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: with Jackie as in health answers good, Okay, Well I
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: don't get that. Why why another man can't say that
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: another man is an attractive man or he's a nicetive?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: What the love is not a I better see? I
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: know that we don't have to me in and our family.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Why won't your ass buying to it? You got a
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: mirror last time somebody told my girl he cute. We're
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: not cute people. We are. Stop saying that are not
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: You are not acute person, timing. I'm not gonna tell
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: you that no more. We don't have acute men in
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: our family. Damn. So you telling my wife right here
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: that an u person. I'm not telling your wife anything.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you you're not acute person. You don't think
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: she know that information? She got to bring up? She
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: she know that that had to be one of the
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: reasons she married you. No, it's not she in love
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: with him. He has earning potentially, Okay, that's not people
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: that you're attracted to us. Yeah, but that don't make
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: you fine. You hang around an ugly person long enough,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: you'll fall in love. He might be only something. Your
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: ass could have been a real nice ass rebundy it
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: sometimes man like you haven't seen a basketball game. Sometimes
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: you can just get a good a rebody have won
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: snax one after and just started running up to flow
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: with it. She felt sorry for him. Is that what
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: you're saying? I know good will lemonated parties and answer
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: you're how time he's laun that's been saying. She saw
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: the earning potential. Use in school, use only black to
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: get a degree in theater Arts of Texas and them
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: show a lot of promise you a little pretty as
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: capital right there, right there as capital had nothing to
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: do with attractive. It's y'all's damn attitude. Sexy that's right there,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: right there, just to you. Well, Steve, you're sexy places
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: to girl. Let me explain, I have mastered of how
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: to handle the way I look and stack it up
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: next to who I ain't okay, okay, which brings me
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: back to something I love. What did the girl tell
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: you in high school? Because I don't think she told me.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to the problem with because I don't
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: like your facial features. And she didn't say in your
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: nephew too, see I got nice feature, Tommy, you don't
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: have good facial features. What's wrong with my face? You
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: heard it with that one. What's wrong with face? My
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: face is on Facebook? What's wrong with my face? You look?
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: You look like a turtle? Baby? Do I look like? Yeah?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: She know? Oh that was so sweet, baby baby, She
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: don't look like she didn't forgot how turtle looks. Show
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: a picture of a turtle. I don't think the band
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: for you to be saying that in front of his wife.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: I'm not said that she's supposed to be on here
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: with these yar. I can't stop telling the truth because listening,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: he's taking her to Bruno Mars tonight. They're gonna also,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: you guys are gonna have date night. Yes, yeah, the
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: turtle taking her Mars. That's what I like. She fell
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: out that one. I won't be winning Green tonight. That
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: the rest of them Ninja turtles to show up. Dona
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: tell them we've been looking for you. Where have you been?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Alrighty we done? I've been done. Mr. It's wonder love,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: that's what it's. Somebody else, shut up, with them ugly
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: facial features. Okay, hold on, Carla, Monica and Shirley. I
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: just sent you all the texts. Okay, saying it to me?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: What is he saying? Uh? Okay, do me a real
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: close jess on him. Okay, we gotta go, do me
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: a real cloth. Stop laughing call coming up at the
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: top of the hour. One of our favorite turtle to you,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. You don't
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: look like he ought to be selling let White. Let
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: me see he don't look like he could be selling
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: Tommy along with Junior. Steve, you'll be the judge. Right
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: or Wrong is next? Oh you're listening to Steve Harvey
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: Morning Show, Tommy and Junior. It is time. You know.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: I love this feature. Right or Wrong? Steve wonder love
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: you are the judge. Will be right about though? What
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: you a turtle? Shut up? We right about that. Let's
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: get to it, you all. It's right around. Me and
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: Junior always have a conversation the night before right a wrong?
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: I bounced it off of him and then you know,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: of course he hang up on me because old. Now
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: y'all here we go. Tell me what you think. Uncle,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Please do me a favor be fair today. Okay, just
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: be fat If a deaf person go to court. Yeah,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: tell Junior, it's not called a hearing. It's a scene.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. It's a scene. He's back.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: It's not a hearing. It's a scene. But death person
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: is in court. What they're not hearing? It's not a hearing.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: It's a scene. Right, a wrong? Come on, not be fair?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: He's back. Huh give it to love, Junior. Now you go.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: Still not right because you said I may write it.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: They gotta go by the law like they're going. Who
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: has seen Junior mumbling he didn't want to give it
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: to you. I know it all right? Here we go.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Just the next tell Junior, Dutch people don't pay for
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: each other's bill when they go out to eat. It's Dutch.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: You know. Everybody pay for their own stuff in the Netherlands.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: So he's been telling me. Nobody in Dutch, nobody food,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Holland Dutch, whatever it is, they pay for their own food. Yeah,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: nobody ever bought nobody else. They don't. They buy it
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: on this Dutch boy. You go American, they go Dutch.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: You're stupid. Okay, here there, he's stupid. If a criminal.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: Watch me on. If a criminal turns himself in, shouldn't
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: he get the reward money? Cry stoppers? Baby? Ya gonna
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: put it all on his books. He's back. All right,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go. If you get addicted
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: to counseling. Uh, how do you treat that one? If
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: you get addicted to counseling? You going back? How do
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: you treat that? How somebody gonna get addicted to counsel Yeah,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: if you get addicted to it, to counseling, how do
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: you fix that? You don't go to counseling? You know
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, y'all, that's over, y'all. Here's one look.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: Think that if a pig is sold to a pawn shot,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: ain't that a ham hock? Yeah? Yeah, that's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: I like that one for pig is sold too, ain't
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  Speaker 1: that I That's all I'm saying. All right, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: give y'all one moment. Tell Junior that a cemetery can
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  Speaker 1: raise their prices and blame it on the coast to
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  Speaker 1: live it, baby, cemetery can raise their prices and blame
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  Speaker 1: it on the coast. Living right a row? Hey, right, okay, right,
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  Speaker 1: you're back, all right. I'm not answering the phone next week.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you are good what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's not because you don't have to take
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  Speaker 1: the phone. Coster. I like the way you want to
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  Speaker 1: about it. Out to the phone, say you say, this
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  Speaker 1: is what you're here. Hello, hey June. If a man
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  Speaker 1: sell a pig to a punch that I'm telling your
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  Speaker 1: pat man you want to nothing to No, No, we're good.
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  Speaker 1: We're good to the next week. You don't like, you
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  Speaker 1: don't like. I don't know if a pig gets sold
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  Speaker 1: to a paun shop, ain't that a him? All right?
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  Speaker 1: That's good, alright, that's a good point. Right. If I
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  Speaker 1: write about Dutch people don't pay for other people when
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  Speaker 1: they go out. If a deaf person go to court,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: it is no longer a hearing. It's a thing. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta understand that, all right, go along. Okay, we got
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: a little bit of time though. I'm gonna send you
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: one to do. Okay, you created one writing last it
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  Speaker 1: was Remember he was talking about a German chocolate cake.
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  Speaker 1: I told him here for German, make the cake. It's
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  Speaker 1: a German chocolate cake. If he make it that's a
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  Speaker 1: Negro chocolate cake. You know what I'm saying? What what call?
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  Speaker 1: He ain't German? Well, it's the recipe from what the cake.
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  Speaker 1: But it has nothing to do with the person's race.
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  Speaker 1: It was a German that made it. Carla, he got
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  Speaker 1: black chocolate cake. I don't understand that he has an
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  Speaker 1: African American cake. Me am? I right wrong about this time?
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead? If a turtle, see Tommy, Ain't that consented? Family?
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  Speaker 1: Can I say this here? Ain't that consent? Can I
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: say this? Yeah? Yes, you just say, all right, here
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  Speaker 1: we go, Here we go, Me and my wife and kids.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: We got we got a dog? Name right? You got dog?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: I want to ask you if your dog got stuff?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: To say you ain't that a flea market? I mean
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: it is a yeah, yeah, if your dog got something today?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: All right, more foolishness on the way. It never stops
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: on this show you're listening to show. Going home for
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: the holidays can be a nightmare for some people. Dealing
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: with bickering family can ruin anyone holiday, but the real
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: horror comes when it's time to go to sleep. Being
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: forced to crash in either your childhood home or a
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: relative place over Thanksgiving, your Christmas, and why they staying
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: it can definitely get awkward, which is why it shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: surprise us that a new survey finds at fifty two
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  Speaker 1: per cent of adults say they've made up some sort
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  Speaker 1: of excuse specifically to avoid uncomfortable sleeping arrangements over the holidays. Overhap,
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  Speaker 1: so you should. Yeah, if I can't walk to my
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: kitchen Friday, I have to thank you in my draft.
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  Speaker 1: There's a problem. Hey, listen to me. Why does holidays
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: have to be for all family? What do you what
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: do you mean? You know, ain't no law say all
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: family got to come over? All family got to be together.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: Most of these people in your family that you don't
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: like any more, I'm married and have their own family.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: Don't you invite together? The family is coming together. Don't
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: you invite who you want to invite over your house?
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: But you don't like them, and you're gonna have them over.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: You're trying to tolerate them. But that's the problem for
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: the occasion, for the holiday. I don't do that, and
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: my wife honors that request of me. Don't have nobody
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  Speaker 1: in my house on my limited time off that I
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: don't like. Just do that for me? Is that at
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: about people that go over their mom's house, right, or
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: they go over their parents house and they gotta stay
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: and put up with people that they don't like for
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: the sake of their parents. You know what I'm saying,
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: that's on your I don't go no where I ain't liked.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: I think here's the biggest problem. Not you, but you
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: may not like who's coming, but you dealing when they
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  Speaker 1: get down. I'm going like, I'm cool with the family.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: It's who the family brain with them. Once again, my
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: wife got a cousin always gonna bring somebody. We don't
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: know who the hell he got. You can't relax, I don't.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: I need to get him to have two spoons and
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: keep clicking them to gel so I know where you're at. Well,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: when you invite them, do you say plus one? Or
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: you just invite them and they bring someone? They don't
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: let you know. She just come over with somebody new
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: every yea or they are already en route. It's kind
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: of bring huh my my grandmother sister. When she come over,
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: I leave because I ain't nobody telling me about her condition.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: Ain'tbody told me? She h her memory going Yeah, see.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like. See, I don't like that because she's
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: surprised by everything. She don't remember nobody and nothing. Ever
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: time you speak to her, hey and she said, who
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Right there? Yeah,
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: you don't want to do that? Five hours of that?
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: Your plate? What's this on this plate? What is that?
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: That's turkey and dressing that you don't know? To this
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: the reason we're here today. You don't know that, and
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: then you gotta mash it up for you know what.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: I'm like, she go to the restroom, did come back
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: and say, Hi, get to the back froom? You just
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: left out of there. No, I'm not gonna do it
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  Speaker 1: for five hours. I'm sorry, I'm not doing that. I'll leave.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to come over. That's the reason where
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: turkey how you don't know turkey and dressing when you
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: see it? Man? You know who else I don't like.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: I don't like the people that come over to the
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: house and take more food with them than they come on.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, Like, are you for real? Man?
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: You're just gonna cut out half a pan of dressing?
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: You got a spatchlor? You taking so much dressing? Out
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: using a Spaci dog. But you in that three fold time.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: But do they bring their own aluminum foil in their
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: bad You know what they got these new ziplock bangs
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: just bigger than a gallon. More of the show right
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: after these jams. You're listening to the Steve Show, all right, Steve, Uh,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: this horrible story. The Texas gunman's domestic assault conviction wasn't
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: sent to the national FBI database. And this is really sad.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: This is terrible. Yeah, twenty six people in the Texas
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: church shooting on Sunday, many of them were children, about
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: half of them which were children. Uh. The U. S.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: Air Force says the Texas church shooter's name was never
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: put into the FBI's National Criminal Information Center the n
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: c i S database after he was court martialed for
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: domestic violence. Now, had that happened as it was supposed to,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: shooter David Patrick Kelly would never have been allowed to
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: buy a weapon in the first place. According to federal law,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: Kelly's conviction for domestic assault on his wife and young stepson.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: He cracked the skull of a young stepson. He was violent,
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: this man, Yeah, he should it should have been made impossible,
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: should have made it impossible for him to legally purchase
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: the military type. Two things are correct here. What's that, Steve,
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: This is a mental mental health issue. But with that,
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: we still refuse to address the gun law problem. We
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: keep overlooking it, and it's and it's and it's so
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: right down the middle of party lines. No Republican is
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: saying this is a gun law problem. All the Democrats
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: are saying, we got to do something about gun laws.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: So when President Trump said it's a mental health issue,
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: then they heavily went over here and started spinning it
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: into if it's if he wasn't mentally ill. You can't
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: stop a person who's mentally ill from doing stock, but
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: if he didn't have access to that gun, And then
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: the extra spin was somebody, another law abiding citizen, had
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: a gun, was able to chase him down in that day.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: Well he didn't get apprehendive, he's dead, which I don't
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: have a problem with myself personally. I think, Steve, what
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: the President is saying that part is irrelevant. The issue
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: is that this man, if he had mental health issues,
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: he should have been input into the database and they
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: would not have sold him these weapons. They refused to
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: talk about the gun control in the database is getting
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: all of this together that when is it going to
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: be enough? How many people have to die before they
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: do something? And you're right, And the only time we
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: talked about this is during times like this all too
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: often now because it's it happened so frequently, you know,
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: But um, yeah, this is the only time we even
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: bring up the gun laws. It's clear to me that
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: money comes in front of life to a lot of
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: these politicians and country and it's just obvious to me.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: Let me because this Second Amendment, man, y'all can stop
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: faking with this American right to carry a gun. That
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: ain't what we talk We're talking about the types of
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: guns that you can buy in this country. That's what
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: I'm asking and your ability to purchase what's this thing
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: they're trying to take off the thought rifle that they think,
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: but what is that? It's something that you can buy
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: to put on a rifle that gives it the capability
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: to be a repeat you over and over in Vegas
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: did Yeah, that's gonna help. Why we just can't remove
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: the whole gun period? The question answer to that question.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: But they're not gonna do it because it would affect sales. See,
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: you gotta this is just guns sales, y'all. It's a
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: huge business. Yeah, you're listening to the Steve Steve. I
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: don't know if you heard about this story, but I
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: think you're gonna like it. A Virginia woman who was
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: photographed last month flipping off Donald Trump's motorcade as it
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: drove by her. You heard about this. I mean I hated, Yeah,
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: I hate the way it ended up. But she flipped
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: off President Trump's motorcade as it drove by her while
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: she was riding her bike. Well, the sad news is
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: she's lost her job. Yeah. It was just after three
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: pm on October. Fifty year old Julie B was riding
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: her bike when the President's motorcade, leaving his Trump National
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: Golf Course and Sterling, Virginia, rolled past her. Although she
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: considered cutting between the cards, Julie instead flipped the bird
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: at the vehicles. The spontaneous gesture was caught by news
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: cameras and went viral. The woman said, hey, I just
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: got angry. I lifted my arm and started flipping him off.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: I started thinking, you're golfing again when there's so much
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: going on, right, now when Julie b Yeah, when Julie
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: be enjoyed her newfound fame for a bit, she did
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: enjoy it for a bit. Uh. It soon came back
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: to haunt her when executives at her job, which oversees
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: government contractors, decided to relieve her of her job. They
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: fired her, pointing out the company social media No, no,
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: the company social media policy bans I've seen content. So
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: she put it on her Facebook and all of that
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: they saw it. Can we flip here at the space?
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: A lot of flip It depends on the company's uh
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: policy answer this, No, you're not. We was working with
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: We can flip people are a matter of fact. I
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: don't I like saying it better though, Sammy come of feeling,
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: I really really hate that she lost her job. Yeah,
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: that's job, I hope. So she deserves a second chance
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: and another. Yeah. But that's that stuff now, it really
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: is because she it was she was in the moment,
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: you know, his motorcade drove by, and she's like, you're
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: golfing when all this other stuff is going on in
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: this country and in the world. That's what you're doing.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: She wasn't at work when she did it. Yeah, but
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: she put it on her social media page. Did I
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: just say it wasn't that's not because it went viral. Yeah,
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: that's not cool though, that's not you. That's not you.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: Can you flip the little finger? Was that a little better? Well,
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: that's not an obscene gesture. But if I flipped a bird,
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: I like for mine to be trembling. Why are you
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: shaking your hand that hard? Yeah? I wanted that firm.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: I wanted a firm to wear. It's a slight tremble
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: to it. It's pretty firm. Hey, the text is thinking
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: about Kaepernick, many thinking about Browns. Don't get and don't
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: let us get both of the quarterback. Y'all should have
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: got you already got the man we we have right
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: the Cleveland Browns the dumbest sports organization. Is it ego
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: or they're just dumb? I just think it's some stupidity. No, no, no,
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: it's dune. When you don't get your paperwork in attack
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: that j Carron used to might get Kaepernick, that's a
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: good yeah talk, I mean they change their mind. Well,
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: you know, we just lost the quarterback. We need the quarterback.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: He's hurt, he's out for the year. Oh yeah, we
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: got if we get back to back black black what
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: if they sign him on time Junior, if they signed him,
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: see it right now, he's gonna have surgery today actually Jacksonville.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: But you know what, Bimore, I think that I think
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: the owners up under so much scrutiny right now. He
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: needs to do something like that. They the Texas owner Texas, Yeah,
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: they need to do so some winds talking about YO
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: owner need to do something. When I asked, it's oh
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: and nothing nothing from nothing leaves nothing. Well, I mean
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: Spike Lee said it best. He said that the football
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: team or the owners need the same nerve, the same
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: whatever it took, bravado whatever back in the day when
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: they hired Jackie Robinson to be you know, in the
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: baseball league. They need that same kind of nerve to
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: do that, to hire Colin Kaepernett. Yeah, that was to
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: make him the first one. This is far less, takes
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: far less nerve than what Jackie Robinson did. This requires this,
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: Oh no, this is far less. Jackie Robinson's move was
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: way bigger for everything. All we got to do is
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: stop the hypocrisy that is the NFL, like they this
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: righteous choir boyd organization and you're not. And people can stop.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: The white football players always be in trouble because it's
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: the largest team. It's the largest team. It's fifty three
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: players on the squad, not to mention travel practice players
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. So it's fifty three players. So
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: you've got more opportunities. And they're not the best paid
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: sports if you're not starting. Man, if you're on the
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: special special teams and all this here and the practice squad,
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: the guys not making the money you think they making.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: It's just more players. Man. The man deserves to play football.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: There's no reason why he shouldn't be playing football because
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: he made a statement and it's collusion and they all
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: got together and said we're not gonna do this now
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: as a subpoena. These phone records and Texas and all
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: like this here. Oh it's been to come out. Oh
• 1:40:08
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• 1:40:27
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• 1:40:29
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