Existence Customer Service

Fall asleep with Henrik · Feb 1, 2026 · 1h

Sleepy, it’s snowing in Stockholm and I’m tired of the snow. I sit in Adventure Wolf with a phone in my hand and a vague, familiar heaviness in my body. So I do the only reasonable thing: I call Existence Customer Service.There’s hold music that feels older than language, a menu that can’t handle mixed feelings, and a guy named Gary who sounds kind, tired, and weirdly official about the fact that life sometimes feels like swimming in soup. We get a temporary case number. We escalate the case. We learn that the system is working as designed.This is an introspective, imaginative journey to…