Latest / No Latency / No Latency - Ep.17 A Clive's Place
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- 0:02Last time a no latency satellite station, 7 Mission success,
- 0:08blah, blah blah. A bonus.
- 0:10Okay, I'll just step over stranger and make my way to the
- 0:14back of the bar because I got to put the kettle on.
- 0:17I would also like some tea and I get the fuck out, so I can
- 0:20operate. No, please do you'll take care
- 0:22of her. She's a, she's been through a
- 0:24lot and I hope that she has got a lot more ahead of her.
- 0:28I have a typo arriving to help. Are you?
- 0:30Alleviate any feom symptoms. We've been experiencing my dream
- 0:36is to take over the company. Hey, / IO, Technica mad a
- 0:43little, but I think you need a little Madness and business, you
- 0:47can really change things from the top.
- 1:01Well, last time we left, you you Jeb just took your pill, right?
- 1:04I sure did unfortunately, the effects will take some time if
- 1:08they do of course because you don't know if this is a placebo
- 1:11or not. But roll me a resist, drugs,
- 1:16check anyway, sure. Why don't we do that?
- 1:19Well, that's it. Critical success is a critical
- 1:23success. You feel fine one.
- 1:27Are you okay? You seem to be getting the
- 1:29wigglies. I just, you know, I took that
- 1:32pill but I'm honestly feeling great.
- 1:35I'll say looks like you actually got some Rhythm inside of you.
- 1:39Well, I got two left feet when it comes to dancing, but I can
- 1:42feel the rhythm while I'm glad everyone has had a wonderful
- 1:46ending. But I do remind everyone that we
- 1:50are still on a mission. We have done rescued, the
- 1:53person. We are supposed That's right.
- 1:56We're supposed to go get ourselves a turbo to give back
- 2:01to tuna. No no we're not that at all.
- 2:06We are supposed to find these vending machines that strange or
- 2:09needed. Not until they have what?
- 2:15I don't know. The technicalities of everything
- 2:17over. None of you ever listening to
- 2:20anything stranger said of snack food.
- 2:24So we are tasked with finding as many vending machines as
- 2:27possible. So that we can recreate a way to
- 2:32get Domino back. There's somebody looking for
- 2:35these current Well yeah, yes. Have we test someone to find
- 2:43them? I believe it's on our list of
- 2:46things to do. Come on.
- 2:47So I don't pay attention Remy. I did not get enough sleep for
- 2:52YouTube access. Like this I will go ahead and do
- 2:56a little bit more research. You said that you got this
- 2:59information from tuna the last time I got some information back
- 3:05from tuna Welcome. Well, you were all at the
- 3:08junkyard. Oh wonderful.
- 3:12What is it? And what was that information?
- 3:15Tina says Tina says that there. There are a few out there.
- 3:25He sold one to a corporation. He said they had a red logo.
- 3:33He sold some to some people wearing natural fiber clothes in
- 3:38a tuner. Say anything about a cell on any
- 3:41of them to Clive, Clive help him sell one of them.
- 3:44Hmm it was climb Well, he's a tough son of a bitch weapons
- 3:49dealer out there in the Badlands have met him myself but his
- 3:55reputation. Precedes him.
- 3:57He moved into the city last year.
- 4:01He still lives near the will you zoom though?
- 4:04He's goddamn it. I was really hoping to get out
- 4:08of the city. Hmm.
- 4:11And there are few more others if you want to hear about those.
- 4:15Well, yell is zero. There's one on the trained
- 4:20apparently. He said some to a bunch of
- 4:23people wearing gold. and, There was one on top of.
- 4:30It was one that was thrown away at the junkyard from for parts,
- 4:34but you guys got that one back, right?
- 4:37Mmm. And the train one is off the
- 4:41after menu. I mean, we are going back to the
- 4:44tray not after the shenanigans that mr.
- 4:47Ninja boy pulled here. Last time and it was not
- 4:50Shenanigans. I mean, God damn it.
- 4:52Say no Greg was a good man. Good man, die all the time and
- 4:56that they do. What book did you read that
- 4:59from? Not a book.
- 5:02Why what are you? Obsessed with Brooks?
- 5:05Because I don't want to say I miss you and I will not try
- 5:09further into that. I say thank you.
- 5:14I do. You're not welcome.
- 5:17I want to probably go seek lie. I think seeing weapons dealer
- 5:21would be good for us to possibly upgrade our weapons and items.
- 5:26And if they if energy is there, then maybe we can kill two birds
- 5:29with one stone GM. Would I have a database of
- 5:37knowledge of corporate logos? Yes.
- 5:43Do you want to use your bureaucracy to see if you can?
- 5:46I see? Can I do the little little
- 5:47little little drop? Your accuracy.
- 5:50Is that what bureaucracy is? Let's go on in your head.
- 5:52When do we did was a little glitter.
- 5:55I'm rolling through the, the Rolodex, in my mind.
- 6:08It's still a Rolodex. It's just computerized.
- 6:12So it's it's actually really it's in my mind.
- 6:16I see an animated Rolodex. Hmm.
- 6:19That's why. I mean, what is a contact like
- 6:22app if not just a digital Rolodex, right?
- 6:25Yes. Barely no.
- 6:29Yeah, yeah, Lee. That was a DV 16, but you rolled
- 6:32a 17 and the most popular red corporate logo is arisaka.
- 6:38But if it's their popular, you think they had tuna would know
- 6:41that he'd be selling something to an air soccer.
- 6:44True. I'm sorry about, we're in some
- 6:48sort of natural clothing or something.
- 6:51Not the same, not the same vending machine.
- 6:56Sorry I wasn't listening. Yeah.
- 6:58You usually do that event w-would.
- 7:01You might have a would you perhaps have a better idea of
- 7:06Another company. Hmm.
- 7:10Well, if arisaka took it. They probably didn't take it
- 7:13near where they're keeping Domino, it's probably a bad
- 7:15idea. But what I'm asking is, I mean,
- 7:21Jeb brings up a good point there, too, and I would probably
- 7:24recognize whether or not, it wasn't arisaka company by the
- 7:27red logo. So do you know of anything else?
- 7:33I can have a hunt. I can do some research.
- 7:36That would be mostly I'm I'm just a little too tired to think
- 7:40correctly. You got it.
- 7:43I'll start working. Thank you.
- 7:45All right. Shall we go to Clive?
- 7:48I've heard a lot about this man and I can't say I'm excited but
- 7:54I have a little intrigued must be quite the Arms Dealer.
- 7:58Now let's make one thing clear. This is going to be a class.
- 8:03And Estee in operation, right? What do you mean?
- 8:09I mean we're going to go in grab a we need and get out without
- 8:14causing much fuss. What we have you ever known for
- 8:21us to do that ever? I thought maybe we'd try
- 8:25something a little different. You are speaking to the wrong
- 8:29stereotypes here buddy, but no, we ask around for information
- 8:35and we purchase things that we need.
- 8:37Well that just sounds like being normal.
- 8:42You want to go in the city guns a-blazing to known Market, a
- 8:45known arms dealer and what Rob, who plays, that's what it is
- 8:49that you would do. Wait no, no.
- 8:51I'm I'm I was I was Suggestion, quite the opposite.
- 8:57In fact, I'm saying we go in we don't cause much first perhaps
- 9:03under the cover of Darkness or maybe using some of those
- 9:08acrobatic skills that I saw. You portray just a few days ago
- 9:13saying, no, look me and you we get in, we take what we want, we
- 9:18get out, nobody even knows the wiser.
- 9:22I am not a thief. Well, I am and I really kinda
- 9:26like a little help. You can go around stealing
- 9:30whatever you want and getting shot by whoever you want.
- 9:34I am going with my money that I earned and I'm spending it.
- 9:38What you're just gonna go in and buy it, but what I mean, that
- 9:43migrate you got enough cash. I can't even with you right now.
- 9:47I cannot I cannot we know nothing about where there's a
- 9:51vending machine. Is it could literally be, E for
- 9:54sale and you want to go in and automatically steal stuff, let's
- 9:58Recon. Alright, I'll start with the
- 10:02Recon. They ain't no problem.
- 10:03That ain't no problem. Okay, let's all go to Clive look
- 10:11for the vending machine and buy or steal if you were so
- 10:16inclined. I prefer the steel costs, a lot
- 10:19less. Yeah, it's, no.
- 10:21I'm not bailing you out. Every II do want to remind you.
- 10:25That Clive just helped sell it so he would know where it is.
- 10:32It's not with Clive. Yeah, but the turbo map be
- 10:36though, And we go ping sends you, the address for Clive and
- 10:44you come outside of no latency and you see Vanna White sitting
- 10:46in there, no light latency, little parking area with a
- 10:49vending machine in it. Well, yeah, we need to take that
- 10:52off. Don't way.
- 10:53Do you know, I could use some help Jeb's already like trying
- 10:57to pull it down, stranger barrels, out of the building.
- 11:02So obviously, vending machine. That was some good thing about
- 11:08getting drunk. It's cyber arms.
- 11:11Your arms not drunk. We'll get.
- 11:17Those hands is like going all over the place.
- 11:19He is lying through his teeth. It's gonna be burnt.
- 11:22Don't worry about it. I'm going to get myself.
- 11:24A one been a machine off this piece of junk.
- 11:28Hey, it will now Let me know everybody all three ready?
- 11:34Well to to worry you manage to get it off with little or no
- 11:41damage and stranger does that you know when you're trying to
- 11:44move something it's heavy but you do like the walking of the
- 11:46corners thing, I do, you know? Yes.
- 11:50And you're like big object, you're trying to move it through
- 11:52a building and you kind of like, swivel it around the corners as
- 11:54it's heavy. As cantilevering it over.
- 11:57Yeah, he's he can't lasers, that are don't work.
- 12:01It doesn't fit one way. So we have to turn it again.
- 12:04Yeah, exactly. He's trying to do Tetris with
- 12:06the door and I got this pain. Can help Aang.
- 12:11Yes. Oh shit.
- 12:13Just hold the door. I've got this.
- 12:16No move it this way. Keep it you, if you just wake,
- 12:19your handout, just pivot pivot pivot this way.
- 12:24Come this way. I don't, I can't turn left.
- 12:30So my God. It's a joke from a movie.
- 12:33I saw. Once you guys have fun, huh?
- 12:35Yes. Enjoy your veneks.
- 12:37Never how far away is this class or I would you say it's a Sloan
- 12:45flight distance? Yeah.
- 12:48All right, slow. Maybe I am.
- 12:51It is so good to have you out here again.
- 12:53Are you ready? Are you ready?
- 12:54Go do a little Dual Scout. Yeah, yeah, you are baby.
- 12:59I've been girl, get out there. Here's a hear the chords.
- 13:02Go, go, go. See Jake five-day Romeo
- 13:06perception. Check as you head on over.
- 13:09Thanks to Sloan. You get the best parking space.
- 13:13It's like right out front. That's right.
- 13:16So she was born to do, it's low lands on top of the vehicle and
- 13:20squawks proud of their parking space that I found a good girl.
- 13:23Good girl, good girl, good girl, give her a few pants into
- 13:26difficult tree like a relaxed. Your I'm so glad we went through
- 13:32so much so many parts and so much effort to get a bird that
- 13:38can find us a very good parking spot.
- 13:41I'm so happy. You have never had to deal with
- 13:45downtown traffic. You son of a bitch.
- 13:48How dare you? How dare you mock that ability?
- 13:51I am expressing my joy. Do not know what?
- 13:56Yeah, alright. Alright, cool.
- 13:57Ninja, man. We'll look, you're the one with
- 14:00all the cash. How about you go in there?
- 14:01See what a sewage? Leak.
- 14:03Fat. Look for that turbo.
- 14:05Look for that. Vending machine and come on,
- 14:08back lickety-split. Yeah, what do we see in there?
- 14:12It's a little hole in the wall kind of bodegas tile store.
- 14:17There's a guy with a weapon workbench in front of him.
- 14:21Working on panel, there's a electrostatic field in front of
- 14:26the store that's like a commercial for the shop that you
- 14:31just walk through. Do I seek live or anyone that
- 14:37would? Yeah, there's a guy working at
- 14:40the desk place is called Clive's.
- 14:43I will go up to him. Hello.
- 14:51Hello. We are looking for a vending
- 14:57machine that you possibly might have sold if you were you.
- 15:02I am Sana like to make you sound, oh, I'm Clive.
- 15:07No Clive. So, there's vending machine.
- 15:13Who sent you? The person that sold it to now
- 15:19in the personhood. So that's the tuna.
- 15:23Which would be paying on the no latency bar.
- 15:26Oh, you're friends with paying rice?
- 15:30Yeah, no worse. I sold the vending machine.
- 15:32Well, I helped, you know, Because those old vintage ones
- 15:36are worth money. So I hooked him up with the
- 15:39collector, it's being sold in, not in a night market soon
- 15:44night. Mike, yes.
- 15:47Oh, I know those. That's Troublesome probably TV
- 15:51talks. Hello.
- 15:53Yes, the trick the trick is getting at the shut up.
- 15:57Oh, the one of the robes funny isn't he?
- 16:02Yes, that was a good joke. Anyways, so do you have
- 16:08directions to This Night Market? Well, we've happens every few
- 16:12weeks. It's at the collectors mansion
- 16:14by popular. Might have heard of it.
- 16:17Fuck me. Why, what's wrong?
- 16:22I made a lot of commission on that job.
- 16:25I'm sure you had a good haul on that.
- 16:28Just You know, anybody who's anybody is done night, markets
- 16:34knows the The Collector, of course, I was surprised even
- 16:39picked up the phone, but when I told him vintage vending machine
- 16:42was very interested, he's really into the old stuff.
- 16:46Yes, at the end of guitar at some point.
- 16:50Jeb looms over to Iona with the hills and that market Night
- 16:55Market is a special occasion event.
- 16:59Where wealthy buyers come to purchase auctioned?
- 17:05Where's a lot of it is Nostalgia paraphernalia and you know, some
- 17:13big ticket items. It's an auction.
- 17:22All that is a problem for another day.
- 17:25Well, I look at Remy we will not be doing the same stunt as the
- 17:33last time we were at a Night Market.
- 17:37I don't go back, they're gonna remember gonna recognize me.
- 17:39You can me, correct? And I'm not willing to sacrifice
- 17:43another employee. Speedy.
- 17:49Two have history that a Night Market.
- 17:53We The Machine that we used to stint Domino across the wall,
- 18:06the one that got him stuck, Well, that was what we took from
- 18:14the night market and we stole it and it cost the lives.
- 18:20We thought it was the star turned out to be a, the stair
- 18:24rice. I still don't see why we
- 18:26couldn't. We have read the fine.
- 18:27Print. No, I yes, I know of this.
- 18:30I still don't believe. That it's possible to mistake a
- 18:34starve for stare, but I understand, I understand that I
- 18:41still don't believe it but I understand this is what
- 18:43happened? All right, Clive Clive hack High
- 18:53achiever exhibit iron Clive. Oh no it's good.
- 19:00Grip you got there sir. Appreciate that.
- 19:03No, someone's cut right to brass tacks.
- 19:04You got yourself a turbo tuna down from a few blocks over.
- 19:08He says that you may have a may have a super turbo, is that
- 19:11right? Oh, yes.
- 19:16Well, I mean I would have a super turbo.
- 19:20If I hadn't sold it, Jesus Christ out, I may or may or may
- 19:27not have also sold it to the to the collector for a little bit
- 19:30of extra cash because nobody wanted it and they're not very
- 19:34common anymore. Earl this, this collector, he
- 19:38got anything else that yours and maybe life back.
- 19:41No, he paid me handsomely. I actually run in the Jitter
- 19:43mode business. Would you like to pick on?
- 19:46I've got weapons, I can do cybertek sorry, quick, all a
- 19:51curiosity. What can you can you perhaps?
- 19:54Add a little, some, some to grandpappy's dual revolvers.
- 20:00I could have a look. Take a look at these bad boys.
- 20:01They're vintage, but they shoot straight as an arrow.
- 20:04Those are pretty. I wouldn't show those The
- 20:06Collector. You'd lose them faster than you
- 20:08can blink. No, no I partnered with these
- 20:11puppies, they've been in the family for quite a while.
- 20:16Interesting. Well, I can certainly do
- 20:18something with those. What do you think?
- 20:22You know a professional has yourself but you know these bad
- 20:26boys. I could refinish the barrel.
- 20:32And then add a little bit of a caliber change to it.
- 20:34So it has a bit more kick with more bang, a bit more, kick a
- 20:39bit more Bang. Now Phil you might be speaking
- 20:43my language, you have anyway to give it a better aim.
- 20:46Now these time you can't make these shoot any straighter.
- 20:51So you never miss. They renew never have never will
- 20:54hmm that seems likely Mmm. Yeah.
- 20:59Well you're damn right, I'm sure.
- 21:03Well, I appreciate your professional opinion there.
- 21:07And Thank you very much, yeah. For the right price, I could do
- 21:13an upgrade. What about you lot?
- 21:15There's a lot of people in here. What do you need?
- 21:18Yes, I would like a addition to my cyber.
- 21:22Oh, I'm, I would like a grenade launcher.
- 21:25Secretly installed, onto my right hand.
- 21:30A covert the grenade launcher. Yes, I saw it in use and
- 21:34practice and I found it to be An acceptable addition that isn't
- 21:40too advanced. Well, I have a two-shot.
- 21:46It'll hold two pieces of ammo in the, you'll have to reload it
- 21:48manually. That is perfect.
- 21:51Hopefully to is all I would normally.
- 21:54I mean, you know, they're pretty explosive.
- 21:56Hmm. Beware, don't see, I'm always
- 21:59quite expensive. So be careful.
- 22:02Hmm. I see, you know, you have to
- 22:04kind of, you know, if you're going to blow something up, you
- 22:06have to be like, is this worth the cost of the ammo?
- 22:09All right, how much is an Amur one piece of almost 200?
- 22:12Ladies, I see how much is the installation.
- 22:19Well, I mean retail, it's about 3,000.
- 22:25Doable. And then of course you know,
- 22:29installation that you're going to get installed somewhere else,
- 22:32how much is that? Maybe we can make a deal you
- 22:35seem strong. Perhaps.
- 22:41It'd be nice to maybe get something back that.
- 22:45Somebody took from me. Oh, what was that?
- 22:50You're eating something back. Maybe you need something.
- 22:53A little, you need something with a little fat finger
- 22:55discount. Awaiting talking about a
- 22:59clandestine operation. Is he thought about it?
- 23:02He taught you see it. Sorry.
- 23:04No. But in here for a second.
- 23:05Hi Jebediah. We're me for just a second ago.
- 23:07We talked about talking about Tucson operation, clandestine,
- 23:11operation. Perhaps, maybe.
- 23:15I wouldn't be right to say. I'm just saying that, that, that
- 23:18perhaps somebody stoles a pretty important weapon to me and you'd
- 23:24like a back, I can understand it back.
- 23:27Nothing wrong about that. Nothing wrong with that at all.
- 23:30It was an honest, man. Doing your honest work.
- 23:34I had to some golden diskette in the street, steal my weapon.
- 23:40Mmm, if you can find out where he is and get it back, I'd like
- 23:45it, it's bright green. She doing guy's name.
- 23:53What was it? It was like some more stare
- 23:57Stan, was it? Steve?
- 24:00Steve. That's the one my goodness.
- 24:04Okay. So I believe this is doable.
- 24:08Is it a green weapon? A green gun.
- 24:11If green hands gotten okay green ham gun, good shot, clean
- 24:15handgun. And don't don't get shot by it.
- 24:19This, you won't like it. Duel.
- 24:25And then ask for an adventure. I mean I can I can install it
- 24:30now for the price if you're willing to do that job will give
- 24:34you a discount. But if I find out You
- 24:38double-crossed me or something? It won't be pretty dear.
- 24:46Romeo d-10. You know, I like the cut of your
- 24:53jib and the fact that you rolled at 10, that's a crate.
- 24:58So you should roll it again. No. so my advice is wrong with
- 25:05you saw the great so it doesn't matter anymore, just traffic so
- 25:08we can persuasion some All right, I'll give you.
- 25:12If you get my gun back I'll give you sixteen hundred back, it's
- 25:151,600 Eddie's. Whoo.
- 25:20Yeah. So, for the arm piece, it's
- 25:25rounded out to an even one and a half.
- 25:29And my gun. One and a half and was you know,
- 25:33where to we're start with this clandestine operation.
- 25:38I probably going to find out where all of those Golden Boys
- 25:40hang out and maybe deal with them.
- 25:44They've been questioning as of lately.
- 25:46If you noticed even grow Wing? Yeah, I'm not saying of them
- 25:50golden boys, but what are you gonna do?
- 25:53Shoot up a few more of them. We found one dead in the street
- 25:57a few hours ago. Oh, they sure did.
- 26:05All right, can you perform the operation?
- 26:09Now he pushes the chair out from underneath the workbench sit
- 26:13down. All right.
- 26:15He starts working on your left arm and while working your left
- 26:18arm he's doing it without looking.
- 26:20His third arm comes out from his back and starts working on and
- 26:23removing parts of the internal area of your upper arm first of
- 26:27the mechanisms and some of the lower parts and starts
- 26:29installing them. While he's doing this, he turns
- 26:31to Remy and Jeb and I owner vote.
- 26:34Thing else that you wanted. Honestly, I'm very impressed
- 26:37with the Borg where you got there.
- 26:40Hopefully, I can get one of those myself.
- 26:42One day with her, Dom, third arms are not cheap also they
- 26:45fuck with your head. I know you need to have an extra
- 26:49to balance it out. You gotta get any, any chip
- 26:56where. And he ain't hip sockets.
- 26:59That's trying to find some with someone that wall.
- 27:02You've got military and makeup Microtech.
- 27:05Oh, okay. Today.
- 27:07Did they say what skills there and skills you're looking for?
- 27:14I don't know, see here I could I would always like to get some
- 27:25Stealth or maybe some martial arts.
- 27:31Maybe I learn an instrument. Oh.
- 27:37Play, find you find Stealth. Martial arts is out.
- 27:43There's salsa and Flamenco, but Ballroom is out.
- 27:49Mmm. And there is one chip, which is
- 27:53pretty expensive gun skill. What are the prices for the
- 27:59guns? Go 1, is 2 Grand.
- 28:01Okay. How much is that?
- 28:03Still, the stealth is 900 and the others are all 500, okay?
- 28:10No, I hate to interrupt when you're in the middle of a
- 28:14procedure here, clap. But happened to take a gander at
- 28:19that, that's still chip there and that looks might have fun.
- 28:24Now, you got to understand that, if I'm if we're gonna go, get
- 28:28back this list. Green hand gun of yours, not
- 28:33come in handy, to be a little, well, clandestine.
- 28:39How about a I give you 600 80s for it even trade there for our
- 28:43services Romeo persuasion. Check.
- 28:46Maybe would this be a trading? Yes, trading, trading 21.
- 28:54All right. 650, sit. Remy, do you mind?
- 29:03Can I get 50 from? Yeah, I swear.
- 29:05I'm good for it. Well, the fucking all right,
- 29:10hold on, hold on, hold on, tell me about this, this gun skill.
- 29:15What skill is this? Why don't you offer him?
- 29:19A literally all of your money. I'm not good look.
- 29:24Am I good with money? I'll take it.
- 29:32Right. Expensive for that, you go.
- 29:37Yeah, there is a is 2000, Eddie's and Cube tail.
- 29:44Well, we're here. Wendell, is there anything that
- 29:46you need? I don't think that.
- 29:48I knives aren't enough anymore. Go ahead.
- 29:54You can ask him. My allowed to spend the money
- 29:58that I was paid. That's your money.
- 30:02And actually, this is for company purposes, so we can
- 30:05write it off. Oh, good.
- 30:07I'll make sure to get a receipt. I'll pay for it.
- 30:12I'll get the receipt. Will write it off for my
- 30:15expenses. That's very kind.
- 30:18I take care of you. Yes, you do.
- 30:24I like this one. Then they'll pulls a knife out
- 30:27from the display and turns to Clive and I have this one.
- 30:32It's for sale. So yes.
- 30:34It's 400. Would you happen?
- 30:36Would you happen to have a partner for that?
- 30:38Vendor uses more than one knife on occasion, all the partner
- 30:42neither on the bottom shelf. Just there?
- 30:44Two four six two four. Six two four, six hundred.
- 30:48Yes. All right, do I just ping it to
- 30:50you? What?
- 30:51Yes. After as to have These are me.
- 30:55I don't know. We do digital payment.
- 30:57You can just touch the MS pad just there.
- 31:00Thank you. So you never have to spend money
- 31:02before I pay people I just don't spend money on things.
- 31:11Do you want a new gun, their core Pope actually, that might
- 31:16be good. This one is a little out of
- 31:18date. Well, that cabinet, if you spin,
- 31:22it has come in many colors. And the ones at the top more
- 31:25expensive. They're a bit better than yours.
- 31:28And then the ones that are like yours in the middle.
- 31:30If you wanted to carry 24, how much I'm gonna say that, that
- 31:35gun. The good ones are 800.
- 31:39That's fine. Okay, so eight hundred and six
- 31:42hundred it's 1,400. Yes, great.
- 31:47Why are you ready to former British under?
- 31:51No, I just want to talk about this for a moment.
- 31:57It's really funny. People mock me for my accent all
- 31:59the time and not actually British oh no, your Welsh yes.
- 32:05Yeah it was it was intoxicating for a moment.
- 32:08I do apologize. It happens.
- 32:11I can really suits you. It's nice here.
- 32:13Have some free ammo. Wonderful GM.
- 32:17What kind of ammo is it or is it just regular Emma?
- 32:20It's plus one, plus one, how much plus 120 way around You
- 32:27know what? Fuck it.
- 32:29I want to buy the salsa trip to ha ha ha salsa chips. 150 Right?
- 32:38He finishes off the last thing in your arm.
- 32:41All right, that's good. I think that'll work.
- 32:44I scratched the arisaka logo. Is that okay?
- 32:47Yes I put a big strike through. It looks like somebody slashed
- 32:51it. My bad tell you what.
- 32:53Here's 100 was my bad. It's just it's just cosmetic.
- 32:56Keep the money. Thank you.
- 33:00But in the future actually I think is there a way you could
- 33:03just off that off? Yes, happy easy.
- 33:09Don't Buffalo. I know, right?
- 33:12He puts his little buffer away. I must always remember what they
- 33:16did to me. Do you want to just flex your
- 33:20bicep to make the thing? Come out?
- 33:23Yes, I put a dummy round in it. Right there.
- 33:29You see that? Trashcan across the street.
- 33:32Yes, Point your arms straight. And yeah, just, you know, punch
- 33:36a little bit and think about the trash can and it should link
- 33:39with your iron plants and hit that trash can.
- 33:44Why? I will sucks my arm and yeah,
- 33:51the front part of my hand pulls back and a tube appears and it
- 33:59kind of reels back some of the the metal plating and a grenade
- 34:05launcher will appear and I will punch forward a little bit.
- 34:09The dummy round will shoot right out into the trash can throw me
- 34:13a d-10. Boop, boop.
- 34:15Boop, boop. Boop, 10 9.
- 34:19You hit it and it makes a really satisfying thud.
- 34:22It spins off smacks a car as it goes by smashes the windscreen.
- 34:25You hit that guy go and then keeps got very powerful this
- 34:30will do. Well, that's a good shot.
- 34:31Well done you dented the car and everything.
- 34:34Good. Right is your ammo.
- 34:36Don't shoot it in anything you don't want to explode.
- 34:38Okay, how many has he given? He gives you two rounds.
- 34:42So you get two rounds for free. They're 200 each, nice, I'll buy
- 34:46two extra spare rounds. All right.
- 34:49He go. All right.
- 34:51Well you all just came in here and spent all this money.
- 34:53This is lovely. I'm Clive.
- 34:55Here's my information. If you ever need me, you do
- 34:58deliveries for a small fee. Mmm.
- 35:02So I'll fear obviously, I can't, I mean, if you really need me to
- 35:05come somewhere for cyber where that's going to cost a lot, but,
- 35:08you know, if you just need a gun or simple, let's you can just
- 35:11call me. Okay?
- 35:13Sounds great. No.
- 35:15All right. Well let's let's go get that
- 35:18green handgun, shall we? Yeah, Santo.
- 35:21As you leave. You see some sheets by the door.
- 35:25Ah. Yes, I would like to get the
- 35:28sheet from like you played. Oh yeah.
- 35:31I mean you have a wood one for free.
- 35:34If you like you guys get so much money in here.
- 35:37It's just a piece of wood with a slot in it.
- 35:39It's not the biggest gift in the world could have Merry
- 35:41Christmas. If you have believe in.
- 35:42That sort of thing. A sheath is very important for a
- 35:46blade. Indeed.
- 35:50Keeps it safe. Keeps it from rusting drawn
- 35:54between Brave it. Now.
- 35:58There you go. There's a dark wood.
- 36:00One in a light. Wood one package, pick your
- 36:02poison. I'll take a darker wood feel.
- 36:06Let's all attached it to the sash around my Kind of Komodo on
- 36:13put the heat light and seems to fit nicely.
- 36:15It's made of dark oak and although the he played is not
- 36:19on, it is a little warm always. It's now you can smell dark oak
- 36:23as you walk around. That's nice this Pleasant yet.
- 36:28Mmm, sort of about sort of my arm pretty launcher.
- 36:33So pretty good and you come outside to some guy pissing
- 36:35against Matt of anyway. No, no, no.
- 36:51I'm going to grab it and start swinging at him not on the
- 37:00paint. Not on the paint.
- 37:02I'm sorry. All right, shit, it's a
- 37:05collector's item. Okay.
- 37:07So is my penis. Give me Cleco debatable and he's
- 37:14not even doing. Well, I suppose a good idea
- 37:22would be to wait until the night market is available to us.
- 37:28In the meantime while we try to go get this handgun.
- 37:31And you know what? Let's split up search for clues.
- 37:36Why don't you two want you to go find out what you can find out
- 37:40about that? That night market situation.
- 37:43I never been to well them and me and Remy will go take a look.
- 37:48See if we can find some golden boys jinkies.
- 37:52I will say I've already been thinking about this a little bit
- 37:56and because we won't be able to smuggle out of vending machine.
- 38:05I have a proposition know that attitude.
- 38:10Would you like would you like to switch jobs?
- 38:13Well, I mean, unless you, you seem to know a little bit more
- 38:17than that, do about these not Market, thanks.
- 38:21Well, you're not going to like what I have to say because in my
- 38:25experience, we will not be able to smuggle out.
- 38:28Something of that size, which is mobile without casualties.
- 38:32We might need something to barter, which is your trade
- 38:36expertise. I know my experience. and I have
- 38:41a few years of experience with the smuggling you can smuggle as
- 38:46big or as little as you want. It's all about how you cover up,
- 38:52what your smoker. Okay, well I'm just going to
- 38:57finish my thought and let you have crazy brain over there.
- 39:01My thought is that we might need to trade something.
- 39:05Well, that's not smuggling honey, that's just straight.
- 39:08I understand, I'm not asking to smuggle, I'm saying that we're
- 39:10going to need to barter because we're not going to be able to
- 39:14smuggle something that large out of the night market.
- 39:18Now, if you would, let me finish Vanna White is a collector's
- 39:23item and would go for a very, very pretty penny at the Night
- 39:29Market. Don't you dare?
- 39:35Don't you dare say it? You know, what else?
- 39:39Would go for? A pretty penny your sword.
- 39:43I look at the bird. But hold on.
- 39:48Y'all not talking about smugglin y'all talking about trade and if
- 39:54you would open up your Outlander ears for one moment, I said no
- 39:59we are not smuggling. We are bartering, which is your
- 40:04specialty. So a small one.
- 40:08I think we can get that out of there.
- 40:09I think we can get ourselves a little bit.
- 40:13Extra if we as long as we play our cards, right?
- 40:17Okay, so here's the thing, we are not splitting up.
- 40:19Then you are coming with us to research and I want you to hatch
- 40:25a foolproof plan to get the vending machine out.
- 40:29And if not, we're putting Vanna White up for sale.
- 40:35Yep, Jim can't. You smuggle some compassion into
- 40:38their hearts to eat. Is there anything else that's
- 40:43Olson? Vintage that we could sell jobs.
- 40:47Nice note. Hey, Your head.
- 40:53Let jobs. I mean, yes, romy's head is also
- 40:56old if they know what is on the line.
- 41:01Then I'll get you a foolproof plan, honey, don't you worry?
- 41:06Jeb respectfully. If you ever call me, honey,
- 41:09again I will blow your brains out.
- 41:12It's a term of endearment. And I don't endear it.
- 41:19All right. So here's what I'm going to
- 41:22need. Yes, I'm going to need a full
- 41:25layout of this night market situation.
- 41:28I need to know where the goods are and I need to know at least
- 41:32three different modes of extraction.
- 41:35That's wonderful rummy if you just want to pull that out of
- 41:38your database, Your ticker tape should have all of that.
- 41:43I'll just go ahead and roll through my Rolodex on my screen.
- 41:50It's just a picture of a Rolodex moving.
- 41:54So yes, if it didn't in your implant, everyone's implant
- 41:59there is an animation of a Rolodex of whatever you're
- 42:02trying to find information, can you just known Start flashing
- 42:16Blueprints and a blueprint of the collectors Mansion appears
- 42:20on your screen. Oh my goodness.
- 42:22You really have this Yeah wrestle.
- 42:27We're is this. Where's this vending machine
- 42:31Gumby? Well, that is something that we
- 42:34will have to go in to see because for each different night
- 42:40market, there's going to be several High ticket items which
- 42:45are kept down in a secure Security, Vault at the bottom,
- 42:49and there are several rooms in which some items are collected,
- 42:55and then there's a larger display downstairs.
- 42:58So, we will have to, we will have to Recon.
- 43:01Well, if we're going to have to Recon, I tap on risky and he
- 43:07pops out of my hair, he just stands up on my head and crawls
- 43:10down my arm. This is a little less
- 43:14noticeable. No right.
- 43:17I put him back on my head, still creepy it hooks onto a magnet on
- 43:24my head and he like, he condenses down.
- 43:27So he's like a disk. So unless it's activated people
- 43:29just think it's like a, an implant on your head.
- 43:33That's awesome. I love that.
- 43:35Also, I own at your hands are dirty.
- 43:40I have not touched anything in here.
- 43:42Oh, I've touched a gun. I'm rolling.
- 43:48I'm rolling a blazer. For those of you ask, what some
- 43:53hand sanitizer out of your implant and there's plenty left.
- 43:56You clean your hands. All right.
- 43:57Well let's get, let's get asked out.
- 44:02Why not you to go ahead and make the plan and me and Samurai will
- 44:09go and take on Steve's. Now we're talking / I'm angry
- 44:14income. That seems to be more of my
- 44:18strong suit. Yeah, now I just want to hurt
- 44:21somebody like someone wants to hurt my Vanna White.
- 44:24Okay you need it. Everyone here has weird
- 44:27obsessions with things that aren't real, okay?
- 44:32Skin tone compassion for anything so you don't gotta say,
- 44:35nothing rummy. I do think that you
- 44:38misunderstand. So no almost entirely.
- 44:43It's almost like you don't pay attention to anything outside of
- 44:46yourself. What, what did you say, so?
- 44:51So it takes a deep breath. How do you put in your, your,
- 44:58you know, historical little book there for up for grabs.
- 45:02Once with the book, I read one book, what?
- 45:06I don't understand you. You strange TV, man, you stuck
- 45:14in the old times hippie bum hippie bomb.
- 45:20Yeah, Clay sticks. His head out of the of the
- 45:22advert screen. Can you guys stop?
- 45:25An argument or front of my shop. It's bad for business.
- 45:28I'll come back when you've got something useful.
- 45:29Now, fuck off off you go Iona after you.
- 45:33All right, let's go just don't look suspicious at all.
- 45:38Wait, I'll make myself known whatsoever.
- 45:43Alright, Jeb. Let's go to the night market,
- 45:47Iona and Jeb. You guys head out towards the
- 45:51night market. I only do you order a cab,
- 45:54right, you call up by attend a car and it turns up cost 50.
- 45:57And he's, yes, I will get in better.
- 46:01Wait, I will as well. Search for love.
- 46:04Ballads is a start-up Takei. Okay, I sit like directly across
- 46:10from you while you're starting the car and I'll look at you.
- 46:15I'll see my reflection in your TV face.
- 46:18It'll be a look of utter. Did this tape?
- 46:21Listen here, listen, well I work with you, I will tolerate, but
- 46:27if you disrespect me, if you insult me, If you get in my way,
- 46:32in any shape or form, you will not have a TV.
- 46:36For I had any more, he will not have one.
- 46:40Understood, Remy will straighten up mechanically, turn his head
- 46:45over to you and he'll just reply you to step back.
- 46:51Drive off, doesn't make sense. For my said, specifically
- 46:54reference, your TV, it doesn't make sense.
- 47:08Next up on Omens. Hey, Penguins butts were what's
- 47:17up, stranger son? Taking you out of the basement.
- 47:25So I'm sorry. But you're gonna have to find
- 47:28somewhere to live. You have a teary face emoji on
- 47:32your television screen. I'm fine.
- 47:36I'm fine. Totally fine.
- 47:38Where exactly is this vending machine that we're trying to get
- 47:42and if the vending machine is on the floor, We will know exactly
- 47:46which room it is in, on the bidding floor.
- 47:49Exactly. Unless it is in the basement,
- 47:52it's room. I'm trying to find my friend
- 47:54Steve he's up on the seventh floor, just just kill them, just
- 47:59kill him. All right, fine.
- 48:01Can I? I'll just I'll just yeah, I'll
- 48:03just shoot the back of Steve's throat.
- 48:06I only mother who I need to learn
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