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Best of 2019: Ask Steve, Kevin Hart, Sand and Soul, Pimpin' and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit, looking back to back down, giving them more
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  Speaker 1: like the million bucks things, and its cubbing me through
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  Speaker 1: good it. Steve listening to the movie together for stum, Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join join me to be you doing me.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn hurt, You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn,
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  Speaker 1: you got to turn them out. Then turn the water
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  Speaker 1: the water go. Come come on your back, got it?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh? I sure will come on everybody, y'all listen
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, come on dig me now, one and only.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, uh got a radio show? Yep, yep. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: I saw all I can say. Yelp, Man, how far
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  Speaker 1: I've come is really unbelievable. But you know I finally
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  Speaker 1: figured it out. Man. God allowed me to have the
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  Speaker 1: life I've had so that I can become experienced at
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  Speaker 1: so many different things. And then this experience when I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking and sharing with people, I will be able to
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  Speaker 1: relate to a lot of different circumstances, not exact, but
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  Speaker 1: just the circumstances. You know. You know, if a person
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  Speaker 1: comes to men, they say, man, I've been down and out. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I know what that is. Man. I didn't. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have any direction. Okay, got that been there? Man At
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  Speaker 1: one point in time, Man, I just kept piling mistake
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  Speaker 1: on top of mistakes. Okay. So you know, I think
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  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say to everybody is when you're
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  Speaker 1: going through life and life is dealing the cards that
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  Speaker 1: it deals, I want you to understand that life deals
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  Speaker 1: everybody these cards. The disappointment card, the setback card, the
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  Speaker 1: failure card, the mishap card, the unexpected misery card. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: gonna get, the grief card, everybody gonna get, the rash
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  Speaker 1: of bad decision card, everybody gonna get them. Understand that
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  Speaker 1: going in that everybody is gonna get these cards. It's
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  Speaker 1: how you play them, though, you know, from time to time,
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  Speaker 1: one more time, it's how you play them, you know.
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  Speaker 1: From time to time when I'm watching TV, I love
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  Speaker 1: to watch the World Series of Poker. I like watching
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  Speaker 1: poker tournaments on TV because it's it's really weird, what's
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  Speaker 1: happened to a sport? To a poker? They're actually trying
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  Speaker 1: to call it a sport, you know, And as the
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  Speaker 1: everyday guy that doesn't have to be athletically inclined to anything.
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  Speaker 1: Who has a shot of winning a title if they
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  Speaker 1: play their cards right. The best poker players in the
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  Speaker 1: world don't have the best hands, They just make the
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  Speaker 1: best plays. I've seen guys win a hand with nine
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  Speaker 1: two in their hand that's nothing, and win their hand
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  Speaker 1: because they knew the bluff, they knew the odds, they
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  Speaker 1: calculated risks, they made the stakes higher than the other
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  Speaker 1: person was willing to pay. They gave off the illusion
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  Speaker 1: that they had something with an actuality. They had nothing.
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  Speaker 1: So what I what I enjoy about poker and watching
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  Speaker 1: it is that these people, these people here, played the
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  Speaker 1: hand they dealt. And it ain't always a good hand.
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  Speaker 1: But it ain't whether your hand is good. And it
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  Speaker 1: ain't whether you're gonna get dealt bad cards or not,
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  Speaker 1: because you're gonna get dealt some bad cars. Everybody ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna get two bullets in their hand. You ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: get two aces when you get dealt. Uh. You know,
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  Speaker 1: when you play a draw poker, some of your cards
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  Speaker 1: gonna be nothing. But you got to turn that nothing
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  Speaker 1: into something. So when you get dealt these cards in life,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't the fact that you get keep getting them dealt.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking with a young person yesterday and we
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  Speaker 1: were talking and we keep having the same conversation over
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  Speaker 1: and over and over, and they could not understand why
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  Speaker 1: they were not moving forward. But I said, you don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: Every time we talk we have the exact same conversation.
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  Speaker 1: It is simply because you keep getting your cards and
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  Speaker 1: you playing them the same way. See, until you make
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  Speaker 1: a conscientious different, the conscious decision to do something different,
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  Speaker 1: the results will continue to be the same. See here's
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  Speaker 1: the way this works. When you're dealt to disappointments in life,
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  Speaker 1: it's how you handle the disappointments that determine the outcome
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  Speaker 1: and who you are. Because everybody gonna be disappointment. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: gonna lose a love one, Everybody gonna make a bad decision,
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  Speaker 1: everybody gonna end wake up one morning they have done
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  Speaker 1: something they regret it. Everybody gonna get caught at the
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  Speaker 1: wrong time. Every everybody gonna make a mistake. It ain't
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  Speaker 1: just you. That is how you play your cards when
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  Speaker 1: they get dealt to you, that determine who you are.
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  Speaker 1: Na how do I play my cards better? First of all,
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  Speaker 1: it's a mindset. Quit looking at everything as just the
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  Speaker 1: end when it happens to you. Oh lord, woe is me? Nah,
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  Speaker 1: everybody got your circle stancings somewhere. It ain't old. Woe
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  Speaker 1: is me. It's hold on, man, Okay, let me play
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  Speaker 1: this out to see how God then connected this to
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  Speaker 1: something else. See. As soon as a person have a setback,
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  Speaker 1: what's the first thing A lot of people do, they
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  Speaker 1: go straight negative. I can't seem to get a break.
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  Speaker 1: I can't see him move forward. Hold on, man, do
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  Speaker 1: you realize this could be connected to something? See, you
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  Speaker 1: got to understand, man, that this thing is all connected.
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  Speaker 1: That you're not having these mishaps and these spills and
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  Speaker 1: accidents and falls for no reason. It's so you can
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  Speaker 1: become experienced at them. So when he takes you to
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  Speaker 1: the next level when it happens again, you have no
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  Speaker 1: how and how to handle it. If you keep throwing
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  Speaker 1: yourself off the cliff every time something happened, you're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a cliff diver. Man. Stop tripping yourself out.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to this young person, I kept saying,
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  Speaker 1: and you know what they tried to tell me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to stay positive, but the people around here, they're
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  Speaker 1: just killing that oh, I see. So when you learn
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  Speaker 1: something and you know something, you don't take ownership of it.
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  Speaker 1: You allow other people to come into what you know
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  Speaker 1: and believe and shake it loose from you. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care who you are. You're not doing me like that.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a deal. I have a gift that was given
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  Speaker 1: to me from God. That is the gift of comedy.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I've done. I've made the bulk of my
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  Speaker 1: living on that skill set. Right there. That are comedians
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  Speaker 1: who are supposedly friends of mine, who I've worked with,
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  Speaker 1: who get around in huddles with one another and they say, man,
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  Speaker 1: Steve really ain't funny. I don't see what they'd be
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  Speaker 1: laughing at. He ain't funny to me. He wasn't the
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  Speaker 1: funniest king to me. Excuse me, you're irrelevant in this
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  Speaker 1: conversation because it regardless as to how you feel about me.
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  Speaker 1: That are people think that I'm knocked down kill over funny.
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  Speaker 1: But more importantly, I own the gift that God gave
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  Speaker 1: to me. I take ownership of his blessing. Because you
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  Speaker 1: don't think it's so, you ain't taking that from me.
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  Speaker 1: Stop letting people steal your joy. Stop letting people take
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  Speaker 1: what you're supposed to know. Look, I'm a I'm a
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  Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a kind person at heart. Man. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't nothing now, you said if you're going, Man, I
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  Speaker 1: guess I ain't what you're tripping for. You are a
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  Speaker 1: kind person, own that, take ownership of it. Stop letting
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  Speaker 1: things God has given you be taken away from others.
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  Speaker 1: The devil's a cold player, and he got cold players
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  Speaker 1: working for him, just shaking, just taking stuff from you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm a hard worker. I really am intelligent.
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  Speaker 1: You stupid man. I thought I was a hard worker. Man.
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  Speaker 1: They came in here and said I was stupid. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing wrong. What excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: You're a very bright person. Hey, y'all take ownership. When
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  Speaker 1: God gives you something, blesses you would have gifted talent,
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  Speaker 1: a skill set, a mindset. Own it. Don't let people
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  Speaker 1: come in here and take it from you. Man, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't do with it. You're listening, ladies and
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  Speaker 1: gentlemen without further a dude, let me have your attention, please.
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  Speaker 1: The Steve Harvey Morning Show is broadcasting a little different today.
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  Speaker 1: We are in Kane, Coon Medicole. Yeah, that's how I
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  Speaker 1: said when I came here. It's Mexico. When I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the state is Medico. When I'm downhill, we in kane
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  Speaker 1: coon Medico and we kne court tripping. I'm everything. I'm
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  Speaker 1: already start man. I had cigar and tequila before the show, staring.
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  Speaker 1: I got him at five and had some guave yeah
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  Speaker 1: to que ladies and gentlemen. Shirley Strawberry under underlying all
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  Speaker 1: live Buen's dead watch this, Junior, I ain't been asleep yet.
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  Speaker 1: I had thirteen dates already in a day. I got
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  Speaker 1: you date. But that's what you do say. You know
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  Speaker 1: how to say thirteen and span it whatever clothes right.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't said wolves Miskan, But what Shirley, how can
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  Speaker 1: you resist this? This is living and living color. No,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you about this. So I spoke to
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  Speaker 1: Junior this morning, coming into work here in the hotel lobby,
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  Speaker 1: turning in circles. Hey, hey, I said, I don't nobody
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  Speaker 1: want you like that, though. My co worker want me
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  Speaker 1: calling down here with some high heels on, some booty color.
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  Speaker 1: Yeahs yes. In case for the visual you are, Junior
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  Speaker 1: is doing the radio this morning with five people's names
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  Speaker 1: on the shirt. Of course, I didn't know what was
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  Speaker 1: you self, Kevin, Antoine, Corey and Raymond. And he said
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  Speaker 1: it was the Center Park five or the exam And
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  Speaker 1: I said, what, you probably need to put that on
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  Speaker 1: the T shirt somewhere across. I thought it was the
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  Speaker 1: five members at my high school talent show, the Imperial wonders,
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  Speaker 1: what's their name up? You self? Killer? Because all nambers
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  Speaker 1: old school named car Cal you self been around for
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  Speaker 1: a long time. Shout out to the exonerated five though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm representing man. We down here black. So if you
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  Speaker 1: hear some noise in the background, they're doing sound checks
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  Speaker 1: for the activities today. Yeah, all weekend long, man. So
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  Speaker 1: we're in the top floor of the arena where all
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  Speaker 1: this is happening. So you'll be hearing that stuff in
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  Speaker 1: the background from time to time. Don't be startled. That's
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  Speaker 1: what happened when you live in care Come on, we
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  Speaker 1: ain't been here with us. We tried to tell you
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  Speaker 1: I've decided and weren't gonna hap him right now. Yeah,
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: this is big, So gotta tell us how was Marjorie's
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  Speaker 1: party last You gotta tell us birthday y'all was there. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was. It's really really cool man. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: people would ask so much love, appreciate all the love
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  Speaker 1: y'all gave up. And also on another note, that was
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  Speaker 1: how big her fifty five? She thought that was how big?
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  Speaker 1: She don't know how big sixty gonna be. See one
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  Speaker 1: of your favorite segments, whether we're in the US or
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  Speaker 1: in Mexico, coming up at thirty two after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: asked Steve from Can Cool Man right after this, you're listening,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we are here at sand and So the
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  Speaker 1: festival going dad Baby and Can Cool in Mexico. You
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  Speaker 1: know how we do. We're gonna tell you all about
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  Speaker 1: it all through the morning. But right now, guys, it
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  Speaker 1: is time for Steve's favorite segment. But asked Steve, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I'll start it off. Steve, Uh, this is kind of
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  Speaker 1: crazy one. So listen, pay attention, and please keep your
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  Speaker 1: okay to keep give you an answer short so we
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  Speaker 1: can get some more questions. This is my show short answers.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. All Right, here we gonna listen
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  Speaker 1: a twenty year old version, twenty years older version of you.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty years older version of you show years from now
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  Speaker 1: from now, that's eighty two shows about your door. Frantically shouts,
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  Speaker 1: this is your last chance. You've got to cut this
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  Speaker 1: out before it's too late. Then he just fades away.
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  Speaker 1: Who is he talking? He's talking to you. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: cut this out. Yeah, you gotta cut it out. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta before it's too late. Well, what is he probably
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  Speaker 1: talking about? Try to talk about custin. I've been trying
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  Speaker 1: to stop that for a couple of years now. It
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  Speaker 1: was a little to no success. But at eighty two, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I already know. I'm up at eighty two. Matter. I
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: was with my frat brothers the other night. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of them came down from from who I played with
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  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Okay, and one of them as
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  Speaker 1: a minister. Oh oh yeah yeah, man, I just forgot
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  Speaker 1: you was cussing in front of the minister. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: at him? Yeah, because who I was looking at? Your boy? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was looking at I was looking at forty five
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  Speaker 1: years ago? Changed man. Oh he's changed, man. Yeah, it's passed.
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  Speaker 1: So how did that end up? I want to hear that.
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  Speaker 1: He kept saying, boy, you ain't change it, but he
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  Speaker 1: certainly had. But asked the minister to question crazy man
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  Speaker 1: right here? All right? All right? What does everyone think
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  Speaker 1: is really deep and meaningful? But it isn't like some
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  Speaker 1: of the outfits. Man, I had this, you know, you
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  Speaker 1: this hill right here? You like this? I bought this
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  Speaker 1: man back in eighty nine, and a man I kept
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  Speaker 1: all these years. It's still looked fresh. You got on
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  Speaker 1: something from eight to nine. I'm telling people that bragbock that. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: I got one. I got one, Shirley. All right, all right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: what's something that did live up to the hype? Something
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  Speaker 1: that did live up? Yes, yes, we were talking about
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  Speaker 1: what didn't live up to the hype? What did that?
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  Speaker 1: Damn Michael Jackson say what you want to say, and
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  Speaker 1: when you get through saying it, he was a bout it, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson was everything you thought he was gonna be
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  Speaker 1: every time he walked out on this day, plus some mote.
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  Speaker 1: Al right, extra dog, I've seen him many times. I
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  Speaker 1: always lived up to the hut. Was never there, nobody
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  Speaker 1: walking on. Michael Jackson should tell me, my man, he was?
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  Speaker 1: He was off this eve. Yeah. I never said, Michael Jackson,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, see thank you sir? All right, here we go, uh,
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  Speaker 1: what is the worst case, Steve of being spoiled? And
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  Speaker 1: you know something about this? What is the worst case
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  Speaker 1: of being spoiled that you know about that you witness?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my children, ever last one of them, all seven
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  Speaker 1: moments it spoiled, black, ass ungrateful. Oh come on, no,
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  Speaker 1: hell not come self entitled? Tell everybody no, I don't
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  Speaker 1: give it that, every last one of them. It's the
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  Speaker 1: biggest example of spaull I've ever seen. I just now
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  Speaker 1: got it under control just a few years. Can I
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  Speaker 1: ask you a question? Yeah, who spoiled him? Certain who?
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  Speaker 1: Who was the one that spoiled your kids? Well? The girls,
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  Speaker 1: I did, Okay, okay, the boys. They just had a
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  Speaker 1: couple of plunk moments, you know, and I had to
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  Speaker 1: stop that right away. Damn kids. And and y'all might
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  Speaker 1: as well join in too, because you have felt the
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  Speaker 1: same way about children. Yes, every day of my life. Yes, sir, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: hell you think this post to go? Yes, you're not
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be on this damn vacation. Yes, okay, can
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  Speaker 1: we be honest your kids? Isn't it kind of hard
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  Speaker 1: not to spoil them, especially when they're young. It is
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  Speaker 1: tough because as a parent. You want to give your
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  Speaker 1: children a better life than one you had, then when
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  Speaker 1: you give it to them, you wish you had. And
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: that's where then they start missing the lessons that you
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  Speaker 1: learned at that age and they don't get it. But
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: then guess what, they don't have to have that lesson.
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  Speaker 1: But that ticks you off because you knew you had
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  Speaker 1: to have that right and our parents did not spoil
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  Speaker 1: We live without a safety yes, yes, yes, we was
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  Speaker 1: a high high Tropees act with no net. Yeah, my
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  Speaker 1: kids have a net. Yeah. If I flow this, my
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  Speaker 1: dad and my mama got That's the part that's trouble.
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  Speaker 1: You've provided a net for your children and they and
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  Speaker 1: they just sometimes when they fall in it, they don't
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  Speaker 1: laying it, They didn't climb back up on the damn
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  Speaker 1: bouncing that they got their friends over. And what would
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  Speaker 1: be cool as if they once they got out of that,
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  Speaker 1: if they would just give a phone call, Thank you mom,
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  Speaker 1: thank you dad? But what anyway? All right, we're moving on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is as Steve. Come on, junior, what you got?
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  Speaker 1: All right? What is your first memory of the Internet?
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  Speaker 1: This is gonna be good. Your first memory of the Internet, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know how it worked. And a long time ago,
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  Speaker 1: back at the radio station when we were in Dallas,
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  Speaker 1: this white guy sitting me and email and it had
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  Speaker 1: several people in it, but the dude that afforded to
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  Speaker 1: me when I typed up my answer and it had
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  Speaker 1: that little thing that you clicked there says reply all.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it meant dude, I want my whole email
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  Speaker 1: to go out, so reply all, and that sent my
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  Speaker 1: response back to the white dude and what I was
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  Speaker 1: saying to my black friend was not for white ears.
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  Speaker 1: And buddy, that man called me and saying, Steve, she
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  Speaker 1: didn't mean to send me this. I'm gonna ignore this
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  Speaker 1: and just let you know that you gotta be careful.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thank you. That's our version today in Mexico
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  Speaker 1: Cancoon at the Santa Soo Festival of as Steve all right,
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  Speaker 1: coming up, Junior is in for the nephew with run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back. We're getting into that right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening. Coming up at the top of the Ore
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: entertainment news, Kevin Hart is back at work. Was that's
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  Speaker 1: good news. Yeah, glad to hear that. And today in
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  Speaker 1: celebrity birthdays, we have a special shout out. Plus, Miss
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  Speaker 1: Anne will be here with today's national news. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: Junior is in for the nephew with run that Frank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got Junior? Doctor Petrie? Huh like Tommy, huh,
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  Speaker 1: Doctor Petrie, what's the hum? Because he can't heard of
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  Speaker 1: hearing doctor Petrie? Run it cat it right? No, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to rich doctor Petrie. Please, this is doctor Petrie,
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  Speaker 1: Doctor Petrie. I'm My name is a Jared Jared, and
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  Speaker 1: I was open you could help me. I would have
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  Speaker 1: would have a problem that I have. Okay, hello Jared, um,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I would love to help you out with a problem. Unfortunately, right,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I am, but this is my personal number. How did
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: you get this number? Somebody gave me this number so
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I could call you in and try to get some
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: counseling from you because I gotta I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm really in a bad situation right now. Okay,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I can I can recognize that that you're in a
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: bad situation. But how did you get my number? This
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: is my personal line? Who gave you my number? Are you?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: You're the doctor, You're the counselor to help people with
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: with with with with situations. There's problems and stuff, right, Yes,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I am Jared. What can I do for you? Jared? Uh,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I got a problem that it seemed like I'm just
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: you know, I've been married to my wife for six years. Okay, wait,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: wait wait Jared, Now this what you're what you're about
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: to get into. You're about to you want to go
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: into a counseling session, and so in order to do that,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I do that through making an appointment. Understand all of that,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: But to you, you don't understand I'm trying to. What
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you is that I gotta situate
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: and I know it's gonna happen again the night because
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: it's been happening it all the time. I'm just I
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: just need to if you could just give me a
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: little bit of help and then I'll come in next week.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: But I mean, I just need you to tell me
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: how to handle my problem and then I come in
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: next week. I just I just I need this bad
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: right now, Jared, Jared, Jared, I need you to focus. Okay.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I don't do this over the phone, However, it sounds
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: to me like you need I need you. Can you
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: can you be there for me? Just for yeah, I'm
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: here right, guys for calling you and disrupting your weekend,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: but can you help me out? Give me? Hey? How
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: am I calling back? I don't know what's going on.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Someone gave this journal. Hello. I calling back, Hello, doctor Patriot.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I'm here. Tell me, Tell what's going on? Jared. I'm
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: here to listen to you. Okay, listen. I've been I've
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: been mad to my wife for like six years now,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: and I don't know what it is. But whenever, whenever
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: we intimate, you know, I guess scared, and I'm going
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: to the closet and I got a TV in then
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I watched old TV shows because I'm scared. I'm scared
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: of the intimacy between me and huh. Okay, Jared, this
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: this sounds like a particular case. Um, It's different from
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: anything that I've experienced thus far. And I want to
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: make sure that I address your were up in the
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: big league. Get not turn it back? What Lord would
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: we live? You will leave baby? Nothing long with that? Okay,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Jared's focus. You called me and you need to I'll
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: be going. I'll be going through it to be bothering me, Okay, Jared.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: What I need to do is I need to make sure.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Would have three o'clock, four o'clock rock, five, six something
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  Speaker 1: o'clock and o'clock rock, Lord o'clock rock. We're going to
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: rock rock the clock tonight. Win the clock right through.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: You all win the band go down. But to breed
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Jared breathe. Oh my, how did you get my number?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: How did you get my personal number? They gave me
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: a number and said you you would be the one
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: that would that would that would that would that would
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: take care of me. I'm here, okay, let's take a difference,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: and you knew where you were. The girls were girls
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: and men were men, wishing we could use the man
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: like her. But Hugh, but rack again, let's just look together.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I want to help you. I want to help you,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: and I want to help your situation. I want to
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: help you with your wife. But you you called me,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: and I mean, if you're looking for a lifeline for
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: an anchor, I'm trying to do that. I mean to
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: help me. I knew, help me with more acacy. I
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: know my wife is gonna leave me if I don't
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: quit doing this. Here's this story of a lovely lady,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: not three barely lovely girls. Jared, my technique is a
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: little bit different, isn't and maybe a little unorthodox. If
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: not a fearless crew, the Minto would be lost, the
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: mood would be lost, the Minto. Okay, look here, look here,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: imagine I need to help me. I need to get
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: you into my office. I need a schedule an appointment
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: with you. You need to erase my personal number from
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: your cell phone because God knows your name. Jared. Focus, Focus, focus,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Jared focus. There's a lot more going on here. But
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: once you're making fun now with me and all the
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: game learning from each other. Why we do our thing,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: gonna have a good time? What Jared? My patience is
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: fed up. I have no more patience with you now.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I need you to face fuckers and get it together.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Why didn't you call me? Why don't you How did
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: you get my number? Why you supposed to be the doctor.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to be the doctor, and my doctor. Don't
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: question my credentials, Shoe man, you called me. I want
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: to help you, but this has gone on too far.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: This is don gave me yo number to Steve. You
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: know Steve, don't you? Now? Look, I want to help you,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: but you are not allowing me to do so, so
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: who is Tommy? Who is Stephen? And how did you
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: get my number seven is on the radio? Don't know
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: it's Stephen on the Steven on the radio as in
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: on the radio, as in Tommy, Matthew, Tommy, doctor pat
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: You have been planke. You know you didn't go? Oh,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: my god, do you have a colleague named Charles? You
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna ki Ooh, look that I can't
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: believe Charlie did this to me? My god? Do you
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: know what time you got? What? You got? Me? Flustered?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I was recording you. I you know that? Oh. I
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you something though, What is the baddest and
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land? That's Steve?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: My goodness, that's get Money. It comes in relevant question,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: huh huh. Don't tell me to doctor Petrie. Thank y'all
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: need him Doctor Petrie and y'all life, but irrelevant statement
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: huh huh. See you ain't got doctor Petrie because you
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: have doctor Petrie. That's how the nephew is just budget ignorant.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I don't even understand. But he's singing the TV theme
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: songs in the print. Yeah, I don't know why I
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: don't know what. I don't why. How do you know? Why? Man?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: We gotta remind everybody to watch tomorrow till tomorrow, ten
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Eastern nine Central, second season Bade Nephew in the bid.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: entertainment and national news. We'll get to it right after this.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, So in today's entertainment news, I
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: love this, Kevin Hart is back at work. I love it.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Kevin is officially back on the job after his car accident.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, that was a crazy car accident, a very
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: serious car accident. He had to do rehab in all
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: of that, but m he was in such physical shape,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: such great, great physical shape, so that I'm sure that
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: probably escalated his recovery. Don't you think, Steve, No, no,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: you don't think that, not at all. What do you think?
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: I think that was purely God? Was it was God? Yeah?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: That saved him. The way that car looked, man, those
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: three people that walked away from that, seriously, that that's
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: that's God's grace. Yeah, he spared some people. Most people
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: when you see a car like that, man, it's really
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: really tragic results. And so I've talked I will not talk,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: but we text after that. Yeah, and he's a smart brother, man. Yeah. Yeah,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: TMZ somebody I guess who was driving accelerator hit the accelerator,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: So they just released that report yesterday on TMZ. But
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: it's just like you said, Steve, when you look at
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: those pictures. Yeah, man, yeah, but I'm just talking about it,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: and I don't care. But yeah, the recovery. But I
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: don't care how strong you are. I don't care how
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: many muscles you've got. I don't care how fit you are.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: If your car normally goes down the cliff like that
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: and looks like that, it's a tragedy and you can
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: be in the best physical shape of your life. And
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I just thank god they were all being watched over. Yes, yes,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: that was some angels in that car. Now. This is
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: according to e News. Uh. Kevin Hart is working with
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: his Jumanji co stars on a new marketing campaign for
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: the film. His doctor gave him to go ahead to
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: return to work. Dwayne the Rock Johnson, Danny Veto, and
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Danny Glover are all working reduced schedules in order to
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: accommodate Kevin. So that's really gus cool. Yeah, glad to
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: hear he's back at work. Yeah, so he must be
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: doing a lot better. Well. Today is Cardie Bee's birthday.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Cartie? Yes, yes, yes, all right, yesterday after Margie. Yeah,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: and then Sunday is our girl, Colin Farrell's birthday, Carlin. Yes,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I all got Margie for her birthday stripper pole? Excuse me?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Are you? I wanted the second And as soon as
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I told the paper off of it, she said, what
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: is that? I said, it's a strip of pole? She said,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: who is it for? I thought you'd enjoy it for exercise?
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: She said, we have a gym strip of pole? I did,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: didn't didn't go good? Do you return it? Actually? I?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: And then what are you saying? Really it ain't necessary
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: because I dreamed I gave her. Yeah, in real life,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: my answer knows not to go down stripe. I thought,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: you know, since Riccardi b birthday to day, and you
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: know she the fifty five year old version, you know,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I thought, I, you know, just you know, because she
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: looked good and everything. So let me just throw you
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: back a few years at what I think. You know
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. And so I had a dream that
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I gave her a stripper pot and when I woke up,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: it was it was a sad dream. Yeah, are you
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: gonna say what? You really got her? Just a little
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: bit if you don't want, you know, well I did.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: This year was a different year to especial. I gave
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: her a trip. I gave her a trip for her birthday.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: But it's something that she and I are gonna do together,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: taken together. Yeah, but it's a place she's always wanted
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: to go. So I just gave her a trip, all right,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: kind of a yeah. Happy birthday to Marjorie, Happy birthday
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: to Carla. Yes, yes, all right, same time we get
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: caught up on today's headline, ladies and gentlemen, miss Anne Tripp,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you. Okay. Diplomats of the
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: United Nations held an emergency meeting yesterday about Turkey's air
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: and ground attacks on northeastern Syria. Turkey's actions began this
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: week after President Trump pulled out all American troops working
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: with our Kurdish allies, left them alone. However, the US
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Ambassador to the United Nations, Kelly Kraft, says the Trump
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: administration is warning that if Turkey fails to play by
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: the rules, you know, Whatever those are, they'll be consequences.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: President Trump has emphasized to the government of Turkey that
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: they bear full responsibility for protecting the Kurdish population and
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: religious minorities, including Christians, and ensuring that no humanitarian crisis
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: takes place. Europeans are going even further, though, they're calling
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: on Turkey to end its military operation, which they say
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: will provide fertile ground for the reemergence of ISIS. Two
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: men working with Donald Trump's personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, helping
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: his efforts to investigate Joe Biden and his son's dealings
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: in the Ukraine. Well, they've been subpoenaed by congressional investigated
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: his authorities say. Both men born in the Soviet Union
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: but now US citizens, were arrested for alleged campaign violations
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: at a DC area airport yesterday, both with one way
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: tickets out of the country. Prosecutors say that Lev Parnis
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: and Igor Frewman allegedly donated huge sums of foreign money,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: which is illegal to Republicans, using dummy companies as a cover.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: In Florida, white Man has been found guilty of manslaughter
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: and last year is killing of an unarmed young black
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: man in an argument over a parking space was a
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: disabled parking space that white man, forty eight year old
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Michael Dreshka, claimed to be standing his ground. However, video
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: shows that he was the aggressor, trying to bully twenty
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: eight year old Marquis Mclockton's girlfriend as she waited for
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: him in the car with their children in a disabled
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: parking space. Mclocktin pushed Draja away from his family, then
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Dreja pulls out a gun and fatally shot him. Dreja
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: was sentenced though by Judge Joseph Alone Draca, I'm going
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: to do fine. You're guilty. I'm going to sentence you
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: to twenty years in the Department of Corrections with all
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: credit for time served with credit for it ninety two days.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Judge Balloone described Jedka as a one to bee coup
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: and rejected defense request for a lenient no jail sentence.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: In Alabama, congratulations go out to African American probate Judge
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Stephen Reid, who has been elected this week as the
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: first black mayor of the state's capital city, Montgomery. Naomi Osaka,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: ranked number three female tennis playing in the world, has
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: reportedly decided to represent Japan in the twenty twenty Summer
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Olympics in Tokyo, Tokyo, giving up her American citizenship. By
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: the way, tennis phenom was assaulted not long ago by
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: a couple of Japanese comedy team after winning the singles
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: championship over there. One of them said the black and
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Asian athlete was sunburned. The other said that she needed
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: to do some bleach and the streets to be named
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: later on today in Augusta, Georgia for international opera star
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Jesse Norman, who died less week at age seventy four.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening show? Okay, uh,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: We're here at Sand and Soul at the Sand and
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Soul Festival in Cancoon, Mexico. Yeah. And so, for some
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  Speaker 1: reason when we go places, sometimes Junior feels poetic. I
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: get inspired. Yes, he feels like he should share a
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: poem with us. I should, I should. We didn't ask him,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: but he wants to bless us with another poem. You
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: know how you want to feel? Can you ain't an
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: old lower me? It's something that hit me when I landed,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: So I felt excuse me, let me tell our social
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: media direct Excuse me? Don you ain't the ball? Know
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: what that's yoga pena Yeah, that's a lot of people. Yeah,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: you know what. We go ahead. You got a chance here? Yeah,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I writer because I just hit me sould I touched down.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Can't come and can't go? Yeah, he go people too,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: you turn the lights off? No, no we can here
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  Speaker 1: we go. Guess where we act. We down in cancom
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: We're gonna party till sun up or until we see
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: the moon, smoking cigars with Uncle Steve and a comedy show.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Or you can even go over to the casino and
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: try to win yourself some dope. See that's how we
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: do down here. And can't coop. Now put your cash
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: away because it's not needed. It's all inclusive. Don't know
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: what that means. You can look it up and read it.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Can't cool, baby man, this is the light We're gonna
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: get your back home and the haters will be going,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: ooh it must be nice. Then you can rub it
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: all that faith, say your damn right, because it was
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: a party in Cancoon for full days and it was
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: all that they said it was gonna be. That's how
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I had ended it because I put gonna be on
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: the end because they said it was gonna be nice.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: That's why I had put the haters on there, because
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: the hates it was gonna be not said Yep, it's
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: gonna be. That's it. That's how I do it. Hit
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: me right away, I will sit this. Out of all
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: your poems that was that's probably the best one. But
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: they hit me. It's friend because writes your other poets,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be honest with you, they suck. This
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: was your best one. We just say something, you know,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: we down here and saying so it hitting me and
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: see when inspiration hit you, you have to let that
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: take you got. You gotta go with my turn. Go ahead, Carl,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: come on just because you can because it's her birthday.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Really you hit to, you really hit to? You ain't
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: party with last night? Do the last part again? Gonna
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: be It's all they said, it's gonna be. That's how
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: you ended. That's how you ended, you know, you know,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: you know, some gifts ain't for everybody. Thanks j Listen.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty four after the hour Black People
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: pull Rules Okay for the Sand and Soul Festival that's
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: coming up right after this with Uncle Steve, it's gonna
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: be great. Ye you're listening to show, all right, Steve.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: So we're here at the Sand and Soul Festival in Cancoon, Mexico.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Uh so you and Jay Anthony Brown, you put together
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: some black people pool rules. Okay. You know it's gonna
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: be a lot of people down at the pool. Yeah,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: and so I was thinking of some pool rule okay
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: for black people. It's not for everybody. For black people,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: this is directly and at us because we need pool
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: rules because sometimes everybody ain't got a pool. Yeah, so
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: we need to go over pool. Okay, we got a
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: bunch of pool. Here is the first thing you need
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: to do if you're gonna be at the pool, bring
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: extra lotion. Yeah, because we're you get out the water,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: then start to dry. Ash is real. Ash is weird,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: and white people don't know what's wrong when you ask you,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: so they're gonna say something offensive to you. Brain extra
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: lotions point, my boy, that's real because you know they've
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: been saying something to you that really did Is that
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: as all right? Here's another one. Listen to me, y'all.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: If you have anything glued on your body, water will
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: loosen it up. Oh, if you have anything glued on
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: your body, water will loosen it up. So listen to me.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: I know these lace fronts is fitting down pretty solid.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: But if you jump in, don't swim from I'm under
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: your lace flock. Don't swim from out under your lace
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: flo and under God. You come up and you're looking
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: at that hat on top of the water running fistem system.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Now listen to me. We are doing black people. Who
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: These are for black people. Here's another one. Some of
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: us have no business running on dry land, so so
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: don't call your white ass round now on that wet surface.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: If you ain't ran on dry land in a long time,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: you o chubby ass, don't need to be running on
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: this wet surface. Walk walk. Here's another one. This is
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: for black people, but this is for any white people listening.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: If you have a big belly, Yeah, come on down
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: to the pool. Enjoy yourself, because you ain't gonna be
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: the on the one down that with a big come on,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: don't standing soul is not This is not a millennial crowd.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Everybody out here passed a prime. Here's another one. Okay,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: this is pool rules for black people. Rule. This is
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: a steadfast rule. So listen to me. Careful friends. Don't
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: let friends wear bad outfits. That's important. If you got
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: on a one piece, some of y'all might three or
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: four pieces. Yeah, it's all right to jump in the
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: pool with your rap owner. It's all white. Yeah. Rules
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: for black people at the pool. I don't know if
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: you noticed, but black people get sunburned, Yeah, ladies obvious,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: but if we feel it, yeah yeah, Last, but not least.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure how much chlorine, uh, we gonna have
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: in these pools. Yes, I have no idea. I don't
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: know the ratio chlorine to water. So please please pee
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: in your rules. And those ladies and gentlemen are black people.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Pool rules. You're down at the Sand Itself Festival in Cancoon, Mexico.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, Junior is in for the nephew yet again.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: With today's frank phone call that's coming up right after this.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour right about four minutes after.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today. Uh subject, my status
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: has been downgraded? Got that my status has been downgraded?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Right now though, we're gonna talk to Junior and for
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: the nephew with today's prying phone call. What you got
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: for its junior? A two and two? What does that mean?
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. That's just the prank he left
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: me with his instructions. Will see it just like this
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: A two right A kid? Yeah, I'm hey, I'm trying
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: to get Samantha. Uh yeah this Sam? This Sam? Sam?
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Okay Sam? All right, yeah okay, I thought it was Sama.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Okay this trail? Yeah Sam? Man? What's up? Okay? Oh hey,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Monday Calf. I wanted to reach out to your high
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: at you about about uh your girl, right, your girlfriend? Yeah,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: yeah she is? Okay, how long you I've been together?
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: We've been together about about tending up years about what's
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: going on? But listen, me and a holiday and each
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: other for like the last few months or whatever. I
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: wanted to reach out to you. You know, she didn't
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: want to call you. She wanted me to call you.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you that, you know, she didn't
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: decide that she wanted to start hanging with me. She
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: wanted me to come up to the house and pick
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: up stuff up. Oh yeah, oh yeah, really, maybe that's
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: what's going on you calling me? She then told you
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: to call me and tell me basically what I wanted
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: to do. Say, I'm until our man and man talk
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: which and just let you know you that's that's what
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: that's what's going on right now. Don't do it because
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: right now you just talking a bunch of what's up?
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Now what I'm saying any other day, you know, I'm
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: already made can room for her in my apartment. I'm
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: just trying to come on. H listen, that ain't none
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: of it. It's whatever. If you want to come, get come,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: but it ain't going out. We ain't. We ain't going
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: out without a fight. I'm not tripping. I'm not tripping
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: with you, and I'm not tripping with her. But you
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: come to my house, somebody getting from my house, then
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: it's going down me and you, me and you. So
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: what's up? You're coming and get our because I'm on
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: the road right now and these trucks, but God meet
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: you out. So if you're come in and get us,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: come on reading Okay, Okay, hold on though, hold on
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: to let's back up and see. Like I said, I'm
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: trying to less you know where. Then when you gotta hand,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: no problem, I want to do it. Come in the
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: house and get her stuff and pack it up so
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I can get it over to me. You think you're
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: just gonna come into my house and I've been with
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I don't need you. You think you're just gonna be
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: We're just gonna be pictures and queen, you got me.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that you come to my house is
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: going down, and that's just then she needs to be
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: a woman. Why don't you bring it to me? Why
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: she didn't bring it to me? You know what I'm saying?
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: What's fuck? What's what? Y'all want to be together? Now? On?
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: She ain't no more? All I know is she was
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: feeling me. That's all I'm saying. She was feeling me.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: You know she's telling me. I mean, dude, you have
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: a problem with her league, because that's her choice. You
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. If she claims she want to
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: be with me, that's what she won't. You know, I
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: ain't knocking what nobody do you understand? But what I'm
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you, she's telling me she want to
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: be with me. So I'm just trying to get you
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: to lift. Is it better for me or her to
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: go there? Why you ain't there ain't get our stuff
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: dog all this, didn't you saying now I don't. I
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: ain't got the rational lot thing with you. She didn't
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: need to be the one telling me all it is
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: and saying she can't do it. And you man, you man,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: you know that what you call from man to man,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: come get it. That's all I'm saying. Hey, Samantha, Samantha
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: for real. Hey hey man, hey, hey say man, my
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: name is Sam. Man. I ain't gonna tell you that
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: already told you that when you call. When you first called, okay, Sam,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: so listen, okay, wait, you know what. I ain't even
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: gonna go back and forward. You then shows me I'm
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: gonna come to up. Okay, all this talking, you're still
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: on this phone with all that y'all jacking. If you
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: weren't want to come get up, I hadn't invited you.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: So if you want to bring your so over here,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: come get it. Tom Aiden two old I've up two
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: of them, Yeah, but I'll tell you this much too,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: of them black them two. Then they don't want to
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: me no more. They don't want to rock with me
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: no more. Drop And like I said, telling something with you,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: she ought to be woman enough was she behind the
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: back in the background telling you to come tell me
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: from me? Since that's some man, I'm gonna and you
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: come because you're acting like a too, I'm gonna flap.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: So what for? Okay, well look here, let me gonna
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: say this to you. Then can I can I tell
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: you what she called me? Man? You tell me me.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: You want to tell me right out what she told you?
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: But what what's up? I just want to tell you
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: she told me to praying phone call you. This is
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: nephew Steve Harvey Morning Show. A man. Say you all right,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just straight man, I was just stray man mannick
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: hill Man. You ain't getting me ready, Hey, I gotta
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: hear you say one more thing? What is the baddest that?
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, the baddest radio show in the land is
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's show Man. It is too that we left
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: us with. Look when you played too much too, I
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: could do him. That's all I'm doing. He just said, Julia,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: do eight and two. Then when you come out to praying, say, huh,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: he gave you that irrelevant statement, So you got to
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: have eight and two. I don't need that, okay, Julian
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Judie hold on we've been talking about these black people
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: pool rules. Yeah, tell us about I got a few
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: more I got about folk good what's that I should
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: have said? These you're gonna talk about. Let's start with
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: this from THEES on pools rules for black people. He'll
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: come on. Pool furniture has weight limits, wick um plastic.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: You know it's still with you may it's it's it's
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: it's got this. Look at this stuff close, right, ain't
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: no nothing boats on this stuff? Know your limit? Yeah? Yeah?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Just how you know you too big for this chair?
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: If you sit down in the chair and some of
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: you is out the chair. Here's another one, but pool
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: rules for black people. Don't try to eat in the
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: pool because it because it's gonna look like something else.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: When you waste, it's gonna look like something else. Don't
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: try to eat in the pool. Cracker floating on the
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: water ain't gonna look like it's a cracker, Your damn cracker. No, no, no,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Black people pool rules. Okay, okay. If you can't swim,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: come on, why is you playing by the edge? Hell?
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Is you all at thege? If you can't swim, why
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: is you playing by the edge. We're doing black people
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: pool rules. This is the last one and probably the
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: most important. Okay, you can't ain't getting mad if some
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: water splash on you. You had a pool. That is
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: very important. That's true. We had a pool. Some water
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: splashed on you. We had a pool. Getting the water
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: on my hat. It's gonna be a problem. It's gonna
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: be a situation. Now, this man, then jump from you,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: this fat ass. Don't explode at the pool. Yeah, and
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: so now you mad jumping in the damn waterfall? Stay
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: at a pool. Yeah, but you know black women in
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: our hair now, yeah, I'm talking about dudes. What they
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: lending out? First of all, you post have on swimming show? Yeah, right,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: can I give you one has been on his mind?
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Last room for black people at swimming pool. Let's hear it. Everybody.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Don't think your baby cute at the swimming pool. No, alright,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Look coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject my status has downgraded.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: My status is downgraded. We'll get into the Strawberry letter
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen if you
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Please submit your strawberry letter to Steve Harvey f M
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: and click submit Strawberry letter. Okay, we could be reading
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: your letter live on the air, just like we're going
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: to read this one right here, right now. All right,
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: all right, ladies and gentlemen in his debt time, It's
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: time for the strawberry letter. My good friend shirty straw
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Thank you, junior, and I'm good like your poem this
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: time out, all right. Subject, my status has been downgraded.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. For the past eight years, I've been
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: dating a sixty year old man, and I'm fourteen years
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: younger than he is. Everything in our relationship was good
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: until six months ago when he moved to second ex
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: wife and their twenty year old child back into his home.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: He has been divorced for twelve years, but he told
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: me that his ex wife is having financial problems, so
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: he allowed her to move in. This changed our relationship
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: a lot. We don't spend time together daily like we
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: used to, and he only comes to my house twice
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: a month. When he comes over, we have sex, and
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: then he leaves within two hours. I am not allowed
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: to go to his house anymore, he says, it's because
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: he is working a lot more to help his ex
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: wife out financially, and he's tired more during the week.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: I no longer get invited to his family get togethers
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: because his ex wife and their child can go with them.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: They go with them now. He had a family reunion
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: recently and we have been planning to go together until
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: the ex wife came back into the picture. He said
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: that his child invited her and he had no control
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: over it. I was hurt, so I started pulling away
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: from him and started hanging out more with my friends
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: and a few of my coworkers. Besides him calling me
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: every day to check on me, I feel like an afterthought. Now.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: I love this man and I want to be married.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: We were on the right track and I thought he
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: wanted the same thing I did. He asked me to
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: hang in there and be patient until his ex wife
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: is able to get her own place. I could be
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: waiting forever, or I could leave him alone and get
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: back on the dating scene. What should I do? Do
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I hold out, keep the faith with this man or
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: cut him off completely? Please advise? Okay, first of all,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: twenty years old. That is not a child. Okay, that
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: is not a child. But you ask, do you hold
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: out and keep the faith with this man or cut
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: him off completely? Should you leave him alone and get
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: back in the dating scene. That's what I would do.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: I would leave him alone and get right back in
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: the dating scene. If I were you. He treats you
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: like an afterthought. That's how I would treat him, just
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: like an afterthought. If I thought about him at all,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't think of him at all. If you do.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: If you do think about him, think about how his
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: face is gonna look when he sees you out with
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: his new younger man, okay, with your younger man. Think
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: about how his face is gonna drop his mouth okay,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: because he's dead wrong for what he's doing. He's dead
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: wrong bringing his ex wife in the house with his
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: twenty year old child, as he calls it, all right.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: He may feel an obligation to him, but you guys
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: have been together long time. You guys are in a relationship,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: so you need to lead. He's not even though he
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: asked you to wait. Don't wait. Don't waste your life
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: waiting on this man, because you see how he treats you,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: you're really less than an afterthought. You're like that side
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: side side chick because he only sees you twice a
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: month now, and when he does, he just comes in
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: and has sex with you. What kind of relationship is that?
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: You can't continue to treat allow him to treat you
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: like that and treat yourself like that? Let him go
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: and move on? All right, Steve, somebody I know I'd
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: be wanting to gold Lady, Um, my status has been
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: down grade for the last eight years. Eight eight years,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: you've been dating a sixty year old man, which means
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: he was fifty two when y'all started date. Now he's
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: sixty now and you forty six. Eight years ago you
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: was old thirty eight. Yeah, so you was thirty eight,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: he was fifty two. What fifty year old? Don't know
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: what he wants? What's sixty year old? Don't know what
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: he wants? No, No, sixty years that's sixty year old.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Men know what they want. And let me tell you
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: what he wanted. About six months ago, he moved his
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: second ex wife and a twenty year old child back
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: into his own You know why, because that's what he wanted.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Because he's sixty year old. Men, I know what they want.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: He wanted the ex wife back and the twenty year old.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Now he told you they've been divorced twelve years, but
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: his ex wife is having some financial troubles. Who let's
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: stay ex wife moved back in the house because they
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: having financial trouble. I don't give a damn what kind
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: of trouble you have. We got divorced for a reason.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Why is your financial trouble my problem? Now? So don't
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: nobody do that? Lady don't know? Sixty year old man
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: move his second ex wife in after twelve years because
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: she having financial difficult Don't nobody do that? You know why?
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Because you ain't hearing nobody doing that. You know why?
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: I don't nobody do that. We don't spend time together
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: daily like we used to, and he only comes to
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: my house twice a month. When he comes over, we
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: have sex and then he leaves within two hours. You
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: know why, Wow, because he got to go home. Yeah,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: he has to go home. You know why because somebody
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: lived at looking for him and with a twenty year old.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: The mama and the twenty year old came both work.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: So now old up dog, he moved him back in
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: because they wanted to. When he comes over there have sex.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: I mean he leaving two hours because he got to go.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: He got as we lay, Yeah, we forgot about the
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: problems as we lay. Yeah, as we lay there. You
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: can't do this. You can't do this, all right, So
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: we come back. I'll tell you the rest of it,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: all right, doesn't bad news here? Yeah, we're gonna have
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: part two of Steve's response coming up to twenty three
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: after the hour. Subject today's Strawberry letter, My status has
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: been downgraded. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, Come on, let's recap today's
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters. Subject my status has been downgraded, The sixty
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: year old man had told us forty six year old
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: after eight years of dating, Hold up, something that happened.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: I'm moving my ex wife that I've been divorced for
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: twelve years from with her twenty year old daughter back
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: in my house because they have in financial troubles. Wait
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: a minute, hold up, dog, I'm in a relationship with
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: this chick that I'm posted want the same things as well,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: But I to move somebody in the house while I'm
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: dating somebody that I'm in love with. Poda, don't nobody
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: to do that if he in love with you. He
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: moving nobody in the hall. Dog, she's gonna have to
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: find some work. Hey, here goes some help. Help, holl
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: give us some rent. You don't let him move in,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: tell your playhouse, and now you don't seem no more.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: When he do come over, we have sex and he
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: leave in two hours because he got to go home.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: You know why I got to go home because some
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: people stay there looking for his ass ex wife then
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  Speaker 1: moved in, but started to act like a wife. And
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  Speaker 1: the child will always be the child, So he has obligation,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: he said, because he's uh, he got to go home
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  Speaker 1: because he'd be tied. And the old hold up bloody.
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  Speaker 1: When we come up, we have sex, he leaves. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not allowed to go to his house anymore. That because
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: it ain't his house. It's another woman in now wants
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: a woman move in your house? It don't got ain't
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  Speaker 1: your house no more, it's her house. I can't go
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: over his house anymore. And why would you want to do?
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  Speaker 1: You want to your stamp you asking for you don't
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  Speaker 1: go no woman to go over there and have sex.
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  Speaker 1: What he don't invite me to his house anymore? He says,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: because he's working a lot and he trying to help
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  Speaker 1: his wife out financially, and he's tied during the week.
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  Speaker 1: He yeah, ain't time. I no longer get it to
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: his family. I listened to this line. I no longer
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  Speaker 1: get invited to his family's get together because his ex
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  Speaker 1: wife and their child go with him. Now you know
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: why you don't get to come to the family get
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: togethers no more? Because they is the family. You're done. No,
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  Speaker 1: they is the family. What they need you over the fault.
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  Speaker 1: Family get togethers is for family. You ain't family. Now
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  Speaker 1: you was getting over there, have been invited over that
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  Speaker 1: because you thought you was gonna be family, but now
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  Speaker 1: you know you not because he got another family, He
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: got his second family over what part of this letter
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: you ain't read? This makes me mad right here. And
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: then he had a family reunion recently and we had
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  Speaker 1: been planning to go together until his ex wife came
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  Speaker 1: back into the picture. He said his child invited her
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  Speaker 1: and he had no control what. Family reunions ain't ran
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  Speaker 1: by the children. That ain't who runs Twenty year olds
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  Speaker 1: ain't in charge of no damn family reunion. Twenty year
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  Speaker 1: olds don't even want to go to the damn family,
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  Speaker 1: go around here and sit around the old ass people
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  Speaker 1: up under this treat he this dry ass barbecue, he
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  Speaker 1: said to his child, invited her. He had no control.
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  Speaker 1: I was hurt, so I started pulling away from him
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  Speaker 1: and started hanging out with more of my friends. Feel
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: my co worker besides him calling me every day to
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: check on me, I feel like an afterthought. Then she says,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: right here now, I love this man and I want
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: to be married. He do too, and he invited the
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: second wife back in the house. He wants to be
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: married too. Y'all have something in common. You're just he
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: don't want to be married to you. You can still
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: want to be mad, but it's not gonna be to him.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: We were on the right track, and I thought he
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  Speaker 1: wanted the same thing I did. You do both y'all
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: wanted to be married, and he decided he really wanted
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: to be married to his second wife. Y'all want the
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: exact same thing. Y'all love wanting with the same people.
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  Speaker 1: You take as over that Listen, you can take your
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: hands over there to that lady house if you want.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, you're gonna be on forty
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: eight hours. Yeah, and it ain't gonna take long figure
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: out who stabbed you. He asked me to hang it in,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: be patient until his edge wife is able to get
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: her own place. She'd ha been getting all the place.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: She got a place. Why would you struggle to get
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: a place when you got a place. Uh, I could
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: be waiting forever you are. Now I could leave him
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: alone and get back on the day and scene. What
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: should I do? Do I hold out and keep the
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: faithful dismount or cut him off completely? Well, here's what
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: I think. I think you should leave him? And you
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  Speaker 1: know why, because he left you? Yes, diseasy? Should I
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: leave him? He left you? Yeah? Why are you hanging on?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Listen to me? The famous words of Judge Lynn Tala
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  Speaker 1: on my show was the best advice I've ever heard
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: anybody give to women, as she said, and I've used
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: it a hundred times. Judge Lynn tolda said her mama
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: told her, don't let him. Man have to tell you
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: twice he don't want you, Damn damn. Now he hadn't
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: told you he to move to women in and you
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: wasn't none of the women. Now you're going there if
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: you want to. Twenty old probably craze. I'm just saying
• 1:05:42
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• 1:05:49
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• 1:05:52
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• 1:05:55
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• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: He will be in the building. Host Charlie who Pimpin Pimpin?
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  Speaker 1: This is week six of the NFL Picks. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: to it at forty six after the hour. Right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Morning Show. Coming into the room.
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  Speaker 1: He comes with his all music. It can't come. He's here.
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  Speaker 1: We're at the Santin Soul Festival in Cancun, Mexico. This
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: is week six of the NFL Picks. Piping in the building. Lady, Hey, hey, hey,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: what's up? What's upping money? What's going on? How you feeling? Man?
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  Speaker 1: I feel delicious, man, delicious, man, I'm down here, can't come.
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  Speaker 1: He's Mexicans. Man, I'm having the salmon only name down here.
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  Speaker 1: Julio Jose a really old man. We're just being him
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  Speaker 1: in Mexico, y'all. Man, you like it? What is that
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  Speaker 1: you got on you? You don't see it? It's canary,
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  Speaker 1: the color of the birds. I get both. I see
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: a lot of people think this deeds is actually feathers.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: They've just been pressed. Man, it's about seven hundreds. It's
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: about seven hundred canary. Oh. I didn't kill him. You know,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: I met Ellen degenerous, so I didn't kill him. I
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  Speaker 1: just plucked them. You plucked him. They don't look they
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  Speaker 1: don't look cute without their feathers. We're glad you can now.
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  Speaker 1: I wasted some tobacco on the canary. Not known it's him.
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  Speaker 1: There we go. I'm ready, and I was harm the
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  Speaker 1: people or something last week. You didn't go. Boy, I
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  Speaker 1: was hot. Was three? All I mean is because I'm old.
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  Speaker 1: Now I know who? Now? All right, I want to
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  Speaker 1: get it in. Let's go Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I got to go with Carolina because that was one
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  Speaker 1: of the games I lost last week. Okay, all right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my favorite football man Washington kids, a Miami pippot. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: the ain't either one of them won th games. This
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  Speaker 1: is gonna be ugly right here. And who kills a day?
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  Speaker 1: Tell nobody can't. Okay, all right, Philadelphia Eagles at Minnesota.
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  Speaker 1: Who you got, oh man, I'm gonna go with philling
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Man because I ain't got no radio show in Minnesota.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Anybody's stupid. Houston, Texas at
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  Speaker 1: Kansas City Chiefs. It's gonna be It's gonna be a
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: good one. But you already know in Kansas City coming
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: off a loss and intentions coming on win. Yeah, and
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: that Eagles a half woman for the Texas. All we
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  Speaker 1: go to break Saints the New Orlean Saints at the
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  Speaker 1: Jacksonville Jaguar. I'm going with the Saints. Ain't down it,
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  Speaker 1: oh day Low. Cincinnati at Baltimore. Cincinnati and Baltimore. Since
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: name ain't one the game Baltimore, let's take a short. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back with some both picks with Pippo at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. Right here to see Harry
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  Speaker 1: water Show. We'll be right back. You're listening, all right, Pipper,
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  Speaker 1: We're back man. Here it is Pip Pippot's picks this week. Okay.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: The San Francisco forty nine is playing the Los Angeles Rams. Man, Well,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: that's gonna be tough for man. Man days something. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't had no favorite him for it. Now they
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: beat the Brown said, damn they look six German. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Richard Sherman, you ain't one out on that. He ain't
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: got his name back. He's cousing down him on the sideline. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Simpancisco undefeated and rams ain't looking like I let them.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna go with San Francisco. Man, whoa yeah,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: over the realm. It's a boat, pick Pepper, it's a boat,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: my boat. Yeah, the Canario see you all right, pippot.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good right here by Atlanta Falcons
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  Speaker 1: playing the Arizona Cardinals. Who you got Arizona? Ain't nobody
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: winning no games right here. I ain't got no faith
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: in Maddie Ice. Now, man, I'm gonna go with to
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: add an upset card. No, they're gonna settle man Tylabaria
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: got a little win. Onder that little lad more be
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: run around throwing that dawn he do, man, and man,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: I ain't he need to throw this baller, Julio every
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: damn down hype Thoat, snap thoat. Running game? What are
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: we running for? You ain't got no running game? Ain't
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  Speaker 1: all right, Pepper, here go what this God great Alice
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: cowboys at the New York Jet. I know he's gonna
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: hurt you to pick up too. Well. You know we
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: didn't found out that the cowboys ain't legit. We didn't
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: found out the legit. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: You know they wasn't playing nobody, but they weren't playing
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: when they started playing. People getting the white board had
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: been heading mono for the Jets. Oh Sam, yeah, Sam,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: something something else. I don't know this to be factual.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: I I don't ain't black people getting money. You ain't
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: never heard no nothing nothing from kissing men and women's
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: out and kissing. You ain't never got it. It ain't
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: never get I know getting here, well must meeting rank
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Mann hear black people. Can't you know that black people
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  Speaker 1: don't catch it because we don't know how to treat.
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  Speaker 1: Only kept stuff. Treat that's all we get. We don't
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: get enough. We don't get stuff. We can't treat mine, nucles,
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  Speaker 1: you just tied black people been tired. He didn't win anyone.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: I probably didn't head of it and the like I
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  Speaker 1: had to go to work. Black people have minel nucleos
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  Speaker 1: and don't even know it just gonna work. Black people
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  Speaker 1: just got it working wrong with you tied. No, many
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: times you heard your mama saying, I'm so tired. I
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: had Minel nucleos and we just thought it wasn't like
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: New York where you gonna go with well, this game
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: like hell, just like remember last week when you know
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: bout I mean I picked up the Buffalo Bills. If
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Josh Allen played and then he played and they won one,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: like I said, Yeah, here's one I think gonna happen
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: with this hand game. Okay, that ain't boy that's got
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: the mono if they Sam Dollar pipping, Now, ain't I
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: say when he ain't famous for being famous? Okay, So
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm saying the Mono boy gonna come back. And
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say anybody they might even upset Dallas
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  Speaker 1: man he back. They're gonna be glad to see I'm
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: calling Mono back. Bob for short, Pittsburgh Stealers at the
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles Charges pipping on the challenges by charges all
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  Speaker 1: day loft okay, and then the last game Pipper Detroit
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: at green Bay Monday Knight football game. You know something
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: come at green Bay upset de Troit. They playing some
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: ball man man. Let me tell you something. Rogers they
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  Speaker 1: ain't around then' you know, oh good, all right, Kenba,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, see you later. More of the c. Marvy
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  Speaker 1: Morny Show coming up at twenty minutes after the hour,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening show. We are here at
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Sandon Seul Festival in Cancoon, Mexico. But back at home
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: in trending political news, you know, it's always something going
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: on at home. Speaking out of town hall in New
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: Hampshire on Wednesday, Joe Biden, former Vice president, called for
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: President Trump's impeachment. And this happened for the very first time.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: You know, before this, he hasn't said anything about him,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: teaching him and all of that. Until now. Biden has
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: been more cautious than some of his Democratic rivals for
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: the presidential nomination. For example, Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren, who
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: by the way, is neck and neck with Biden in
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: recent polls. Yeah, especially with her fundraising and all of that.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: She has called for an impeachment inquiry as far back
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: as April. Now, Joe Biden is on the record supporting
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: the removal of Trump from often. Elizabeth Warren, I'm gonna
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: vote for us, She wrote, anybody with him? I give it. Yeah,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: I vote for Pissa Trump. And he's actually even moted. Yeah,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: that's what they says. He's secretly praying. But you ain't
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: heard saying, Ned says Trump and the trouble he's saying
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: praying that he does. Father, Lord, we come before you,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: realizing that he's just not right for our When day
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: we will be the great country, I might remind you, Lord,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: he said, make a miracle great again. He hasn't. All Right,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: we got more of a Steve Harvey Morning Show, more
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: fun coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening. I love this. Kevin Hart
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: is back at work. I love it. Kevin is officially
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: back on the job after his car accident. I mean
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: that was a crazy car accident, a very serious car accident.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: He had to do rehab in all of that. But
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: he was in such physical shape, such great, great physical shape.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Tell that. I'm sure that probably escalated his recovery, don't
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: you think, Steve, No, no, you don't think that, not
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: at all. What do you think? I think that was
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: purely God? It was God? Yeah, that saved him. The
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: way that car looked. Those three people that walked away
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: from that, that's God's grace. Yeah, he spared some people,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: most people when you see a car like that, man,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: it's really really tragic results. And so I've talked, not talked,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: but we've text after that. Yeah, and he's a smart brother, man. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: On TMZ, somebody I guess it was driving accelerator hit
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: the accelerator. So they just released that report yesterday on TMZ.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: But it's just like you said, see when you look
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: at those pictures. Yeah, man, Yeah, but I'm just talking
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: about it, and I don't care. But yeah, the recovery.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: But I don't care how strong you are. I don't
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: care how many muscles you got. I don't care how
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: fit you are. If your car normally goes down the
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: cliff like that and looks like that, Yeah, it's a
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: tragedy and you can be in the best physical shape
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: of your life. And I just thank god they were
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: all being watched over. Yes, Yes, that was some angels
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: in that car. Now. This is according to e News.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: Kevin Hart is working with his Jumanji co stars on
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: a new marketing campaign for the film. His doctor gave
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: him to go ahead to return to work. Dwayne the
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Rock Johnson, Danny de Vito, and Danny Glover are all
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: working reduced schedules in order to accommodate Kevin. So that's
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: really cool. Yeah, glad to hear he's back at work. Yeah,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: so we must be doing a lot better. Well. Today
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: is Cardie Bee's birthday. Happy birthday, Cartie, Yes, yes, yes,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: Yesterday after Margie Yeah, and then Sunday is our girl
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: called Fallon's birthday birthday. Yes, I got Marjorie for her
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: birthday stripper pole. Excuse me? I want her? Are you?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: I wanted? And as soon as I told the paper
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: off of it, she said what is that? I said,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: it's a strip of pole. She said, who is it for?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: I thought you'd enjoyed for exercise? She said, we have
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: a gym. Right, So the strip of pole I did
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: didn't didn't go good? Do you return it? And then
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: what are you saying? Really, it ain't necessary because I
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: dreamed I gave you yeah, in real like my aunts
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: not to go down. So what I think? You know
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Yeah? And so I had a dream
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: that I gave it a strip of poland when I
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: woke up. It was. It was a sad dream. Yeah,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna ask Yeah. Happy birthday to Marjorie,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Carla. Yes, all right, coming up our
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: last break of the day and some closing remarks from
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: Sand and Soul Festival in Cancun, Mexico, forty nine minutes
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: after the hour. Right after this, you're listening to show.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. We are in the Sand
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: and Soul Festival. We're at the Sand and Soul Festival.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: We're in it too though, in Cancoon, Mexico. Yeah, myself,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: I got three days to day. Said this is going
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: to happen, Junior. We we said this is gonna happen,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: said three days junior, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That's three
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: time we got to eat. I got to eat with something.
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  Speaker 1: I loved it. Yes, but it's been a good day though.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Good morning, Lynn. What are you doing that? Shut up? Yeah,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: that's Lynn. Be there in a minute, Marty. So as
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: we get off this radio, what do they know? Miss Diane.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: I gotta miss Diane too. You like him? Yeah, Miss Diane?
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  Speaker 1: Girl love him shoes last night at the concert ahead,
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  Speaker 1: Miss Dane. Yeah, I'm good all right, this is right
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  Speaker 1: before the closing, right and forward. I want you to
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  Speaker 1: take it. Yeah, I can't any closing remarks for Junior
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  Speaker 1: slowing down. I'm here still. He knew he brought me
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  Speaker 1: out here. You know what I'm gonna do? Well, I
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  Speaker 1: sin't gonna live because you just had a crisis two
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  Speaker 1: weeks ago, right, could have been it? Yeah, just don't
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  Speaker 1: do you. Don't you hold him back? Hey, all the
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  Speaker 1: nine day rude or worried about all stuff you wrote
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  Speaker 1: that ain't for you, Julie, I did not do a
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  Speaker 1: segment for sick A. I was gonna. I'm in my
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  Speaker 1: next book. I'm gonna have a chapter how to date.
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  Speaker 1: If you see what you should look for, like if
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  Speaker 1: you if you're trying to date, then you sick. Here's
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  Speaker 1: a couple Let me just give you a couple tips.
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  Speaker 1: If you're trying to date, then you're sick, try to
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  Speaker 1: find somebody. Just ask sick. Go together. So y'all could
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  Speaker 1: just go and work it out together, just as sick is.
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  Speaker 1: Just ask sick. Don't have to have sick. She got
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  Speaker 1: she got diabetes. It's cool. You know we're working out.
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  Speaker 1: But real bad guy did Jay Brown? You know something
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  Speaker 1: like that, or you might try to date somebody you
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  Speaker 1: know who has medical experience. You know me, well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: try to date the paramedic, somebody that knows how to
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  Speaker 1: drive real fast, can do little light wait, little medical
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  Speaker 1: stuff till you get to the hospital. We gotta get
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  Speaker 1: your ass to the house. You know, you want to
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  Speaker 1: do all that, you know you want to try. You
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  Speaker 1: want to date somebody that's sick. You want somebody that
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  Speaker 1: has medical experience the start to IV Yeah, all you need.
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  Speaker 1: Or try to date somebody that's any insurance that has
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  Speaker 1: a friend in the underwriting department, and then they might
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  Speaker 1: can get you some insurance with previous medical conditions for
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  Speaker 1: existing well you know, because you know, Trump trying to
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  Speaker 1: knock Obamacare. So you might want to date somebody that's
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  Speaker 1: any insurance like an underwrite. In my new book how
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  Speaker 1: to Date? Do you sick? You know? And then the
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  Speaker 1: biggest tip you want to use on dating when you sick,
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  Speaker 1: don't tell nobody right off. Let him discovering like wait,
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  Speaker 1: or you eating, and then when you had a chrisis
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  Speaker 1: or how are you eating? She already feel for you
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  Speaker 1: because we're kiel side things. And then you can always
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  Speaker 1: use you know, I wouldn't have the chrisis. You threw
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  Speaker 1: me into a chrisis because the way you make me feel. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: and then you know it, come threw me into that work.
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  Speaker 1: And then in closing. I just want to say this
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  Speaker 1: to people. Man, how when you sick you want to
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  Speaker 1: go closing? You don't think that's a good transition. You
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  Speaker 1: know we in can No, I'm not check, but just well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: then let's just continue with our book on how to date.
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  Speaker 1: If you're sick. When you sick, come on. If you're
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  Speaker 1: dating someone and your sickness flash up on the date,
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  Speaker 1: excuse yourself to the rest room, but go get in
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  Speaker 1: your car and get to that damn hospital. And then
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  Speaker 1: when you see her later all just say, baby, some
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  Speaker 1: people grab me and threw me in a car. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how. These are just simple glues on
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  Speaker 1: how to date. And you sick. If you sick, if
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  Speaker 1: you're under fifty, no, let me do it. Let me go.
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  Speaker 1: If you're under forty okay, and you're having a heart
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  Speaker 1: attack and you're under forty okay, do not grab your chest.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do? Just fall out? Just let them
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  Speaker 1: work on something else, because what you can't do is
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  Speaker 1: let them know you're real old and you ain't but
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  Speaker 1: thirty dating rules. Yeah, but if you sick, man help
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  Speaker 1: me out, you know, oh no I did especially part
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  Speaker 1: he said when you having a crisis, get excuse yourself
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  Speaker 1: to the bad floor. But get in the car to
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  Speaker 1: hospital right away and just say you blacked out. Some
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  Speaker 1: people took you. Here's another here's a good ok this
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  Speaker 1: is for dating. If you see, why are you eating
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  Speaker 1: and you're playing with that necklace around your neck? Okay,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: you're something button your shirt or blows and let them
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  Speaker 1: see that. Medical learn so they can help you if something.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: At least they know they're suposed to press it. But yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just kind of touch it. And then but what you do,
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  Speaker 1: though is let the battery get low in it so
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: the lighter be flashing, so that's see the lighter be
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  Speaker 1: flash so they're seeing. And that way you go and
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: it's a conversation. What is that flashing on your neck? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: This whole thing? This old. Hey, Hey, we've got to go,
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  Speaker 1: and let's get out of y'alls. Yeah, out of yas.
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