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Things You Say When Team Is Losing, Old Folks Cell Phones, Church Complaints, Nasty House, Overdoing Jobs, Black Xmas Party, Hustle Story, Have This, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: all suit on, looking back the back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: more like the milan buck things. And it's cobles me
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  Speaker 1: true good it. Steve listening to the movie together for study,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join joining me. You gotta turn you are
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn to turn out, got to turn out
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  Speaker 1: to turn the water the water go. Come come on
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  Speaker 1: your fat h huh. I show will a good morning everybody,
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  Speaker 1: y'all listening to the voice, come on, dig me now
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  Speaker 1: want and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. I was working out. I was talking
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  Speaker 1: to a buddy of mine, and I was telling him
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  Speaker 1: something that Bishop td Jake's told me one time. I
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  Speaker 1: would hate to die and not do the thing that
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  Speaker 1: I was born to do. I would hate to die
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  Speaker 1: and not do the thing that I was born to do. Man,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, oh man, man. That hit me like a
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  Speaker 1: like a like a pile of bricks man, because it
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  Speaker 1: made me feel so grateful that God has allowed me
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  Speaker 1: to live my life this way now. And I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about grateful for all of it, the good, the bad,
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  Speaker 1: and the ugly. And I have had all of them.
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  Speaker 1: The person you see today, it ain't always who I was.
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  Speaker 1: It was on the inside of me, but it hadn't
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  Speaker 1: externalized itself, if that's a word. It hadn't been brought out.
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  Speaker 1: It was in here, but it was under development. Who
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  Speaker 1: I am today was a process. But like I said before,
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  Speaker 1: don't trip Hem through with me yet. Even today, I'm
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  Speaker 1: still an imperfect soldier for Christ. Today. I still fall
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  Speaker 1: short oftentimes, but I'll tell you what, I'm ever grateful
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  Speaker 1: for the life I have. And you know what, I
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  Speaker 1: want to encourage everybody today to explore your possibilities. I mean, man,
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  Speaker 1: explore your possibilities. Why would you not want to find out, discover,
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  Speaker 1: or know what it is God got for you? Why
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  Speaker 1: would you not want to achieve or accomplish all of
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  Speaker 1: your possibilities? Now, as I ask you this question, I
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  Speaker 1: want you to know that the devil is busy, that
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  Speaker 1: he plays mind tricks. So as you hear this, I
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  Speaker 1: already know he's saying to some of y'all, Yeah, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: that's easy for you to say, but I didn't get
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  Speaker 1: myself in this situation right here. Ain't nothing too hard
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  Speaker 1: for God? Nothing nothing? And see, so as you listen
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  Speaker 1: to me, try to try to get your mind open
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  Speaker 1: to this. Why would you not want to explore all
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  Speaker 1: of your life's possibilities, what's possible with your life? And
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about from right where you are right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not asking you to change, I'm not asking you
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  Speaker 1: to do anything. I'm telling you this is a fact
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  Speaker 1: that God can get you from right where you are
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  Speaker 1: right now. Broken, misled, misguided, misunderstood, mistaken, all of that, misfortunate,
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  Speaker 1: all of the missus you've been talking about in your life.
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  Speaker 1: You know you I missed a lottery, I missed my ride.
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  Speaker 1: They fined men, I missed the deadline. I didn't get it.
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  Speaker 1: Miss people. People just miss stay self to death. If
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  Speaker 1: you've been all in missus, God can get you from
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  Speaker 1: right where you are. God at home run hither. I'm
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  Speaker 1: here to tell you that he's home run hit her.
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  Speaker 1: He's all put him over the wall whenever he wants to,
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  Speaker 1: all the time. And you can be a recipient of
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  Speaker 1: some of these home runs. He'll put the bat in
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  Speaker 1: your hand. But you got to swain. Now, listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: You got to stop feeling sorry for yourself. You got
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  Speaker 1: to stop holding yourself down with beating yourself up. I
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  Speaker 1: was listening to George Meyers on TV the other day
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  Speaker 1: and she said that she was talking to God, and
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  Speaker 1: she said that she had kept asking God to forgive
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  Speaker 1: her over and over one of her prayers, Lord, forgive
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  Speaker 1: me and for something she had done, and she was
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  Speaker 1: telling it to somebody. As I remember the story she
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  Speaker 1: was telling, she says she was telling it to somebody,
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  Speaker 1: that minister or something, and the minister said, hey, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: he heard you the first time. See a lot of
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  Speaker 1: us we keep ourselves down and back because we keep
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  Speaker 1: beating ourselves up for the mistake sweet and made. But
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  Speaker 1: God is in the forgiving business all day long. He
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  Speaker 1: forgives you time and time again. He won't hold you
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  Speaker 1: down about it if you don't hold yourself down about it.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you one more time. The devil
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  Speaker 1: is busy. So what the devil do is he makes
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  Speaker 1: you think you ain't worthy. He makes you think that
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  Speaker 1: you've done something so despicable that you can't come back
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  Speaker 1: from it. He makes you feel like you're so low
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  Speaker 1: you can't go up high. He knocked you down and
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  Speaker 1: make you feel like you've been knocked down harder than
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  Speaker 1: anybody else. You can't get up, he wrote, you so
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  Speaker 1: deep down in that ditch you can't see over the edge.
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  Speaker 1: God can come get you from. No matter where you are,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't been to love. I know terminally ill people
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  Speaker 1: that's still here today. I know a lady. I know
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  Speaker 1: a lady personally. The doctors told her you got sixty
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  Speaker 1: days tops a year and a half. Lady, she was
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  Speaker 1: still here. You ain't in no hole too deep for God.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey can tell you that I know some people
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  Speaker 1: can tell you that. Tyler Perry can tell you that.
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  Speaker 1: I can name you some people. Bishop Jake can tell
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  Speaker 1: you that. Kirk Franklin can tell you that. Donnie Mcclerkton
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  Speaker 1: can tell you that. I just know some people personally
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  Speaker 1: man that they've been in a hole. I know some
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  Speaker 1: people man been down, been in a hole so deep.
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  Speaker 1: See you know, See, we don't we don't like to
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  Speaker 1: talk about that because now we want everybody to pay
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  Speaker 1: extra hard for some mistakes they made when clearly and
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  Speaker 1: excuse me for being a new Christian. But there is
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  Speaker 1: a prayer that I've been saying since I was a
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  Speaker 1: little bit boy, and it took me till I was
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  Speaker 1: a grown man to understand it. Forgive us our trust
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  Speaker 1: passes as we forgive those who trust passed against us.
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  Speaker 1: So see, it ain't my job to hold nobody down,
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  Speaker 1: to keep my knee on somebody's neck. Who am I?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need some forgiveness in a second here, probably today.
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  Speaker 1: See so all this, you're holding people down with the
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  Speaker 1: way you feel in bout the man. She shouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: said this, and she will never get it. I never
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  Speaker 1: support this again. Man, get up, get up and get real.
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  Speaker 1: You're for real. You think you ain't finn need forgiveness?
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  Speaker 1: Real soon? You ain't Finn to make a diabolical mistake
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  Speaker 1: in your life. You don't think you are. I have
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  Speaker 1: thousands of them, probably gonna make a few hundred more
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  Speaker 1: for I get up out of him. So I've decided
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  Speaker 1: to be in a forgiving business because I want God
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  Speaker 1: to forgive my trust passes as I forgive those who
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  Speaker 1: trust pass against me. You understand. See, excuse me for
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  Speaker 1: being a new Christian. I get I get tired of
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  Speaker 1: talking to people man supposed to be saved and talking
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  Speaker 1: about their christian I don't want that type of religion. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't in that, no more. I ain't in that.
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  Speaker 1: You can call me wrong if you want to saying
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  Speaker 1: how you want to say. I ain't in that, No more.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't in all that. You can feel how you
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  Speaker 1: want to feel about me. But I got proof that
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  Speaker 1: God work in my life. I got I am a
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  Speaker 1: living witness to God's mercy and grace because I haven't
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  Speaker 1: been a recipient of it the whole time. Look at me, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you knew me back then, I'm talking about really
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  Speaker 1: knew me. Man, you be crying too. It time somebody
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  Speaker 1: to ask you a question. You know. I can't hardly
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  Speaker 1: get it out sometime when people ask me something about
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  Speaker 1: deeper on the inside of me, about my soul and
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  Speaker 1: how I used to being, and my journey and my
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  Speaker 1: trip because people don't know the trip I've been on.
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  Speaker 1: You may have been on one worse than me, but
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  Speaker 1: you know what. You ain't in a hole too deep.
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  Speaker 1: God can't get you out of. Man. I wish I want.
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  Speaker 1: I want people to remember that man, God is a redeemer.
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  Speaker 1: He the redeemer. Man. God is the great. I am.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't the great. Maybe I will be. He ain't
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  Speaker 1: the great. Later on, he ain't the great. After a
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  Speaker 1: while he the great. I am. That's today right now.
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  Speaker 1: So if you ain't got nothing, now what you're asking for?
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  Speaker 1: You know, you might not have nothing because you ain't
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  Speaker 1: asking for nothing. Could asking God to get you out
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  Speaker 1: of debt and ask God for a life of abundance.
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  Speaker 1: Then you take the money and you get out of debt.
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  Speaker 1: You keep asking to get out of debt. You keep
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  Speaker 1: being in debt to get out of Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: what you're asking God for? I'm just tripping today, that's all.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I apologize. You're listening to morning ladies and
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  Speaker 1: gentlemen today it's going to be different. I have decided,
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  Speaker 1: without conferring with anyone, that today would be a day
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  Speaker 1: well come on, wow, every day think that this? No,
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  Speaker 1: should not like watch this? Watch this? What a fool
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  Speaker 1: but nothing hid front and waiting. Hey ladies, hello, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: stay out the way, you try to control it, do
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  Speaker 1: your best? All right? Well let's okay, Well then, if
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  Speaker 1: this is going to be a different day of ignorance,
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  Speaker 1: let's have it. Don't back up now, don't back down now, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what you need Let's start with any question you want
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  Speaker 1: to ask me let's just get this started right now.
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  Speaker 1: Any question you want to ask me, This can carry
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  Speaker 1: over into six thirty four. These are all ignorant, non
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  Speaker 1: responsible answers. Oh okay, tell junior. I don't just but
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  Speaker 1: tell Junior. You can see how fat you are the
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  Speaker 1: most when you are wiping your backside. That's when the
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  Speaker 1: most of your fat leans forward and you're able to
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  Speaker 1: really see how much fat really is you. So you
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: still so you still reaching behind yourself. Yes, you're retching back.
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  Speaker 1: So that's how we're still okay, okay, all right, all
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  Speaker 1: right now you're still jamming your hand down the back
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  Speaker 1: of the new level of ignorance. Okay, you win? Oh
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  Speaker 1: that were you the fattest that? I didn't think. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't think you can talk yourselves. I really didn't. But man,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, you gotta put your hand on the wall
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  Speaker 1: in front of It's early, guys, it's early in the morning. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: People are having they're eating or they're just getting out.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody going breakfast time? Wow? Really, okay, let's start this again, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: because speak to us again. Yeah, that was that's unacceptable.
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  Speaker 1: Far see it. I just wanted to be there. There
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  Speaker 1: ain't nothing they ain't I beg to differ with you? Girl?
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  Speaker 1: You do all the stuff I inhale back. Give you
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  Speaker 1: credit for that. Okay, Okay, how about this, let's not line,
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  Speaker 1: Let's not do bodily fun, Let's not do alright? Alright, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's out. Be quiet, Tommy. Thirty seconds you got thirty seconds,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Tom? We just say it, all right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just ask you anything. What kind of day are
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  Speaker 1: you expecting to have today? How about absolutely incredible? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's a perfect perfect dam we come back. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: see high incredible idiot, you're listening string show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: this Monday morning. A lot of football games were played yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: So what you got? Jay? This is it? This is
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  Speaker 1: football season and the worst thing is to be around
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  Speaker 1: a losers. Loses have best. Loses have stuff. They say,
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  Speaker 1: we got one, we got one on the show. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't even have a team. If I hate,
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  Speaker 1: I got a world, world weird together because I have
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  Speaker 1: a team, and here for hey, I wish you got Jay.
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  Speaker 1: This is just stuff that loss say when the team
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  Speaker 1: when the team is losing, just things they say, at
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  Speaker 1: least they got championship ring. What's your team got what
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  Speaker 1: to do with? He said that if you literally can't
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  Speaker 1: say you got one hey, damn one word. Word Damn,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. That's one word, Tommy. You got to be alright.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, I know he doesn't really want to play.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an alumni member, dash right, I'm with them when
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  Speaker 1: they win. And you know, damn with all them kids
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  Speaker 1: of age, I got no got nine. People say when
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: their team is losing, come on, let's go turning on
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: the old to bat mitten. Just just turned it to
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  Speaker 1: bat mitten. I didn't get into that on the reluctant one.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe it's Sunday. I tell you what they
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  Speaker 1: losing stuff. People say when the team loves because they
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  Speaker 1: got that white boy quarterback. And this is what they
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: say when they say when they lose him, you don't
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  Speaker 1: even know how to play. So don't even know why
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: you talking. I don't know. I get a lot. Just
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: stop watching tear into the hockey game. Let's just watch that. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: anybody told the Browns we supposed to be playing what
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: anybody told the Browns we supposed to be playing? Time?
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  Speaker 1: He can't just keep letting him run. He get real
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  Speaker 1: man hack on flag football. It don't matter to me.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no money on the game. No damn
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  Speaker 1: rationalize that thing. People say when the team is losing, you,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I'm about to burn this jerset. I'm gonna set your
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  Speaker 1: damn jersey on file. Keep playing last week for me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why they's gonna sell the damn team.
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  Speaker 1: Come see, I'm really from Philip Deal, not even from
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  Speaker 1: a whole nother city. Keep on running your mouth. You're
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  Speaker 1: about to piss me off. Okay, I'll tell you what
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  Speaker 1: why they're winning. They got a lot of Pro Bowl players,
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  Speaker 1: got a lot of people in Pro Bowl on the team.
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  Speaker 1: That's why we ain't got for two here here, this one.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody really got up to it. I'm gonna tell you
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: right now, you're gonna mess around and let them cowboys
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  Speaker 1: help you get your ass right now. They say that
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  Speaker 1: for real, really say that. Some people say when their
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: team is Mister Steve Harvey, all right, I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 1: this and get on out this When you really don't
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  Speaker 1: have a logical explanation as to why your team keep
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: losing Sunday after Sunday, you're ready count the white people
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  Speaker 1: on the team team, No, s got to do exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Get the whole people on that one one. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: That's got seven white people. Team. You can't win with
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  Speaker 1: seven white people, but the whole yea talking about you're
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: so confused at that point, always so racist. Count the
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  Speaker 1: white people on tea. Yeah, that's what you your team.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: You know, when all else fails racial, you know, they
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: don't play good on the road. That's what it is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, stuff people say when their team is losing,
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  Speaker 1: count the white people on the ta. I have to
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  Speaker 1: play with a lot of white people. I know what
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: that means. Oh my god, that is so true. A minute, yeah, dog,
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  Speaker 1: that's when you really dealt with your team. You're giving up.
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  Speaker 1: Give it when you try to throw that out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're always losing it with them Jerseys. Man. Stuff people
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  Speaker 1: say when their team is losing. I knew it. I
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: knew it. I knew it when I woke up. That's
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: why I ain't got no money. All right, guys, this
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: is stuff people say when their team is losing. You guys,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: you know that thing. I'm gonna get it, getting another
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: piece of pack that always by always out right here,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: y'all ain't want all y'all games right done there? Yeah,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna head working moment. I think they have watching
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: what happened? Come on closing out? See more time you
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: know lebron nem on eleven games see Colombo? All right,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: more craziness coming up right after this. You're listening to
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: show it is time for something funny, guys. And here's
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: a question for you. Are your elderly relatives, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the ones to a little up in age, of course,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: are they becoming annoying with their texting? You know, as
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: annoying as young people with their texting and stuff like that.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Do you regret your parents and you're in law people
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: like that, other relatives having a smartphone. They don't know
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  Speaker 1: what they're doing and they can't see the screen. Good
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: it ain't. My mom would say called him, and they'd
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: be saying, called Hope. You'd be like, come on, now,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: you don't have to work on this, but they expect
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  Speaker 1: you to know. Why do you Why didn't you call
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  Speaker 1: me back? You call me a hole? My brother, my
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: brothers and sisters. What Steve see, I'm the youngest in
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  Speaker 1: my family, so my my my brother eleven years older
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  Speaker 1: than me, my sister twenty one years older. Yep, so
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I got damn the old people in my family. My
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: sister Poly got a flip phone, so she texted and
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: won't change, but got to hit the number of certain
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  Speaker 1: money and Lord Jesus, it's like when her texts come up,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: it's damn Morrish code. I got a brand people that
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  Speaker 1: specializes in encryption to read damn. Like at the end
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  Speaker 1: when she signed love Poly, it says something like Lo
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  Speaker 1: PAULA what I just go Lo Paul? What the hell
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: is lo Paul? Because you know their patients is short.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: You just going to see that sound that sounds fine,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: he'll know what I'm talking about. No, my grandmother just
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: got the internet last year from Christmas. She got the internet.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: It's not even take na. She emailing me, moning, that's
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: the whole email. I will never get it, moaning. Then
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: she'll come, did you get my email? She just got it?
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: What she doing? I love that. That's the second Aman.
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  Speaker 1: They don't even have nothing to do with nothing. I
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  Speaker 1: told my brother. I told my brother, I said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. Don't believe stuff that you read about
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  Speaker 1: me online. My brother said, where is that? Where's the
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: land Stoke? I love that. Did he get mad when
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: he read stuff about you? Like? He get man like
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: he would be at the grocery store seeing inquire something. Yeah,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: but my brother hood though, he called me man. He said,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: hey man, little bro, don't take sugar honey off, iced
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: tea off. Nobody love bro. That's his whole take. Don't
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: take sugar honey, iced tea off. Nobody love bro. Man,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Danny see something else then here just text me fall though,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: seeing and I'm that is your brother and I oh
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: my brother man. I mean, he's all he texts men.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: But on the flip side, have have your kids ever
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: like taking your phone? Just give it to me. Mom,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I'll do it, Dad, I'll do it. Yeah. They don't
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: know how to go into another settings I need. Yeah. Yeah,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: especially my daughter, she's so everything she texts emojis. It's
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: just absolutely I don't even know what half those emojis mean.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: But Steve, you're awfully choired right now. I don't really.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I said, I sent my daughter some emojis the other day,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: just messing with her. Uh, she said, Dad, what does
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: this mean? I said, Hell, you sent him. I don't
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: know what yours mean. I just said some eyeball, some
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: black feet and a ghost eyeballs another, I'm sure to kill,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I'm sure to kill, I kill you. Describe what I said.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Remember we used to call him images images Imagy. Then
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: ended with one hundred everything, my favorite one on what
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I said, eyeball, roll all right, he gonna tell you
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: what I said. Okay, this fool sent some black feet,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: uh huh, the looking ass, one eyeball and a ghost.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? So then my daughter said, give
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: me that. Tell him what I said. You said, hello,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: respond please? I knew that through a little last city.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: She said, l m a O. I wasn't really sure
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: what to say to that. Then a little crime face.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so I said, that's laughing. So I told
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: her what it said. That's laughing, stick face, the tears smiles,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: that's laughing. That's laughing. Yeah yeah, ain't they just got
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: a smiling face for that? Well yeah, but that's that means?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: So then text what I that's this is what I
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: texted her. Okay, so he explains all the emotions. Now
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: she said, I don't know what that means. I don't
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: know how to respond. So now I said, okay, check
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: this out. It says black feet. Let's go. I see,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I means I'll see ghosts. If you're surprised. That's that's
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: all that means. Because we were going to have a
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: lunch date. That's prison code. Hey boy, my daughter, but no,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: damn prison Okay, crazy snap, but really, Steve though their photos.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's what I'm talking code. It's the code.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting dog, that's crazy. The ghost. Let's go,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I say, see the eyeball, I see, I see see
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: eyeball and then the ghost. If you surprise, yeah, you
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: do better just call yeah, they have a surprised face
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: on there. Coming up more of a Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: time for church complaints. Pastor Motown Deacon death jam in
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: the building. What you got? Um? It is obviously decision time.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: We've been going forward and back. What about the complaints,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: whether we're doing them or whether we ain't? No bad?
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: All right, well if you say so, I'm here. I
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: have plenty of complaint. I know you do. I know
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: you do. Go ahead, Deacon, go ahead, all right, pass
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: the eye first and foremost, Deacon Fred Flintstown and Deacon
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Varney Robber, I ask him for you to have a
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: shoe drive so they can get their shoes down because
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: right now they are bad footing and it is starting
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: to be a problem with them driving. Well, I'm Jay
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: like here, Fred and Barney, we are not buying any
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: more damn shoes unless no listen to me. They don't
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: have any shoes at out. I know they don't, and
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I know why because they won't upgrade their call. If
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: you're trying to stop your car with your damn feet
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: like we prehistoric, we're not buying no more damn shoes
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: from Fred and Barney. But past that, they have seventy
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: two Chevy or something. But they have worn out all
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: of the sandals. They won their sandals out trying to
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: stop them. Prehistoric called with them times made out of rocks.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Right now times have changed. Get yourself something. I understand
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: where you're coming from, path, but but we're not having
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: a shoe drive for them all right, bam. But they
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: are wanting a shoe drive or something. The words or
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: my daddy, people in hell gonna want ice water. What
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: they gotta do with the shoe drive. We ain't from there.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: You don't think they have any ice water in the air, No,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I don't. There's been no mention over the revelation. All right,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: well let's just keep it going out a technical Bible
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: versus him. It twists his little evil mind. Go ahead,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: all right. Down to a sister, Sharnice Williams has had
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: her fifth child and it wants to know why the
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: church is not supporting her child fund. She has got
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: it a child fund on the website. Well, they can
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: donate money to the cheering, but but nobody in the
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: church has donated in her name. Sharinese Williams tell Sharnese
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Williams the reason we ain't donating to nothing to her
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: child fun because they have a turn for that. It's
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: called child support. And if you find the five men
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: daddies and we can pin something on them with some
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: DNA or some paternity tests, she could get child support.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Batter you sound like you we look at we're looking
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: at forensic files or something. I don't understand what where
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: you're going. I don't understand how a woman had a
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: fifth baby and don't look the daddy or that one
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: either wants us to help her with a fun. Well,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: the hell was helping her with a fun We need
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: to help her find someone. Ladies and gentlemen without full
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: or do someone with more intelligence than my deacon. Please
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: welcome the honorable but legitly beloved miss A and true.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Thanks Steve. Good morning everybody. This is a trip with
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: the news. Okay, our right wing federal judge in California
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: ruled on Friday that the Affordable Care Act is unconstitutional. However,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Senate Democratic Leader Charles Schumer was on NBC's Meet the Press,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: and he says it's not going to be that easy
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: to get rid of Obamacare, not as easy as the
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: GOP thinks. A lot of this depends on Congressional intent,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: and if a majority of the House and a majority
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: of the Senate say that this case should be overturned,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: it'll have a tremendous effect on the appeal. Even Missouri
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Republican Senator Roy Blunt says that Friday's ruling has no
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: immediate impact until the case can be appealed. Me While,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: on another matter, White House Senior Policy Advises Stephen Miller
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: insists that Trump will allow the government to partially shut
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: down at the end of this week if the Congress
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: doesn't authorize the five billion dollars he wants for the
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: border wall, but to that, Santa Schumer says that the
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: President should start dealing with reality. President Trump should understand
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: there are not the votes for the wall in the
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: House or the Senate. He is not going to get
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: the wall in any form again. Sena Shumer was interviewed
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: on NBC's Meet the Press. Critics say that the House
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: and Senate were dominated by the GOP for two years
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: and they didn't get the border wall. Another member of
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: the Trump administrations leaving and may soon be under investigation,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: this time at Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinky. And
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Zinky's departure comes after two years marked with allegations of misconduct.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Zinky promised to model himself after President Theodore Roosevelt, who
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: believed in the conservation of public lands. However, Zinky's critics
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: say he opened more coastal waters and public lands to
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: oil and gas leasing, that he recommended the shrinking of
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: as many as four national monuments, and Zinky initiated, they say,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: the rollback of a number of Obama era environmental regulations.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Trump tweets a Zinky did a great job and that
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: his replacement will be announced this week. By the way,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: his personal lawyer, and talk about the president's personal lawyer,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Rudy Giuliani says, quote over my dead body when asked
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: if a president Trump would answer questions in person from
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: special counsel Robert Mueller. A Florida man is on trial
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: in the latest murder case involving that state's controversial standard
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: ground law, this time a white man named Michael Draker
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: seen on surveillance video confronting a young black woman who
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: was sitting in a car parked in a handicapped space.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: The video shows Drake's verbal assaults on the woman getting
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: louder and louder as she defends herself. The woman's husband,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Marquis McLaughlin, sees his wife being Harris, exits the store,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: pushes the man to the ground. The white man gets
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: up and, without saying anything, fatally shoots a young black man.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Draker claims he was following the law. He's charged with manslaughter.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Tops to the box office this weekend. Spider Man into
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: the Spider Earth. My name is Miles Morale. I'm a
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: born and only Spider Man. At least this is what
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I thought. Remember what makes you different, That's what makes
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: you and spider Man brought in thirty five point four million.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: They were tops. Back to Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: listening String show. All right, Jay, it's time now for
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: comedy Roulette that go. It takes food subjects, put them
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: on a wheel, spun the wheel with stop we do
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: the damn thing. All right, here we go. Uh. Number one,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: I know what you're saying, but something in that story
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: doesn't make sense. Here's another one. Do you ever have
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: any good news when you call? Ever? Number three? I
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: ain't saying this house is nasty, but okay, number four,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: that's not what you said when they were out of
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: the room. Okay, I'm just saying that's not what you're
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: saying when they were Yeah, all right, come on, cat,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: see where it's gonna stop. Wait a minute, I stopped it.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Number three. I ain't saying the house is nasty, but
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: the house is nasty. But the rat stopped me at
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: the don say dog, don't go in there your house
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: or the house, the house, the house. I ain't saying
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: the house is nasty, but but I ain't saying the
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: house is nasty. But look at at your all over there.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I think it is. Don't he come out of there.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Hey man, look at uh. I ain't really saying your
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: house nasty, but do your dog always go right now?
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Right there? I mean, it's it's just I don't know
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: it just sitting there any nasty. I'm just I ain't okay,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I ain't saying your house nast. But when I was
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: over there, I said, do you smell that? And you
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: said smell? What? Come on? Come on, come on dog.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I saying your house. But I know good hair wear
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: that's smaller than colers. I don't da well, I'm looking
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: at the most I know I'm looking at it. Hey man,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something I'm not. I'm not saying
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: your house nasty. But why is your flies talking to me? Why?
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Why are we having a conversation. I'm just saying I
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: ain't got a good one. No. I can't tell how
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: many times to heard that, Steve to pay good money for.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: But go right ahead, come on, Steve, close it out.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I ain't saying your house nash, but when your roaches
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: come out of the house, they dest see each other off.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Let me all right. That's it for comedy Roulette. Thank you, guys,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: thank you so much. All right, you're listening the bides
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: is called people people who overdo their job. All right,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: they just put a little bit too much in this
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: damn job. We thank you do a great job, but
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: you over crossing guards. It don't take all that. It
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: really god dude, yeah the baby say jay, I I
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: understand it. But sometime they put you hey, hey, hey, hey,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: back on the cub, back on the cub, hey back up,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: back up on the get up on the cub on
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: the cub. It don't take all that. They overdo it.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I tell you what you got what anybody with a
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: yellow jacket that's say events staff, Oh you don't I
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: know where I'm sitting. I ain't. It's the same game
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: I was at last week. Yeah, can I have some
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: of that? They just gave it a jacket. Any negro
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: with a clipboard, I like that. The key word was negro.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: It need rod. Let me see, let me see hot.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: You see man, I love them, show you the hot.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I watched everything on the mall. Cop outside the mall
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: that to day doesn't decide it ain't no front do
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: drop off? Dog? Why are you all out? Dog? Hey dog,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: my mama hip went out. I'm not mom dropping my
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: mama keeping the first guy you see at the car wash,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: that first guy that try to sell you that detail.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: You don't want. You just want to quick wash out,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: let me spread down all your I don't I don't
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: want that. Yeah, and then there's a supreme I want
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: a supreme or the Supreme select. I don't want that.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: I just want to quick. I don't want that. I'm
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you somebody now, I'm still out here. I'm
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: young and everything. But when I go to the club
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: and I go to the bathroom, the attendant in that, Hey,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: you're doing too much. No, I can turn on the wall,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I can grab the paper tape. What I don't need
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: you to do it. How's it going out there to night?
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: What they look like? Who they doing? You see anything
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: you like? Hey, doc, I'm in here for two seconds.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not didn't hear the bun the usha church? Oh
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: my god? That keep tightening up your road? Just coming back, lady,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: lady ladies. We ain't got to be packed in here
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: like this. There's plenty of space on other road. That's
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: room for another scoot over. Jesus, you tired of standing up?
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Man people who over their job to drive through attendant Okay,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: those ain't your ketchups, Those ain't your napkin, those ain't rolls.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: They don't belong to you. Your job is to pass
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: them out. Okay. Yeah, if I wan't nine, damn it,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: give me nine. Okay, man, one damn neck. Yeah, the
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: hell I'm supposed to do with it. I'm telling another
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: person overd they job. Whoever sang in a restaurant, overdoing
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: your damn job. We ain in here for the oysters.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: That's for you. You ain't got the overseen. We don't
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: even know you was gonna be here. These pastors on
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Sunday that act like the damn game. Man, coming out,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I know you did over the job. Dog. You know
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: it's football season. You know it's Sunday. You know this
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: damn game. So like mother, you're steal up here talking about, oh,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: let's say, going to heaven. Now, come on, coming up,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: it's the nephew with a prank phone call for today.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Stry Morning Show coming up
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: after you do not want to miss today's Strawberry letter.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: But up next Houston's own nephew Tommy with today's prank
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: phone call. What you got, nephew, This is classic baby
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: head is Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach you. Uh, mister,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I think that's the name. Yeah, this is this. What's
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: this in regard to? Uh? This about air conditioning unit?
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: You did some workoff force over on uh my household
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: off street. Do you remember coming out there last week? Yeah? Yeah,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: I remember, yeah, right my Uh it was a lady
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: that my wife, she let you in to come up
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: right right there is their problem? Is there a problem
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: that is not cooling the wood? No? No, no, no,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: it's cooling everything. Matter of fact, I want to tell you,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: uh that you did you did a good job. But
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I got a question for you now. When you was
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: at the house and you was working on an a
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: condition out there in the backyard, did you did you
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: happen to go on the side of my house and
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: pull out and use the bathroom right there on the side.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Did you go then and you do number one on
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: the side of my eye? What? Well, what I'm saying
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: is that my wife tells me that when you were there,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: that you you went on the side she was looking
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: out the winners. She said that when you was there
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: that you uh and went and use the bathroom on
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: the side. I did what what right you you? You
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: you say you did number one over on the side
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: of the house. Not is that something that you did? Say? Man, Look,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: you got to understand something, man, all right now, I
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: apologize if that did happen, but you got to understand something.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: You know, we're down inside, man, and you know we're
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: talking eighty five, ninety and ninety five degree weather. Man.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I got to stay high traded. I got to drink
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: a lot of fluids. So you know, with me being
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: the age that I am, I have to drink a
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: lot of fluids. And the tend to pass through looking
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: once and once again. I said, I apologize, I understand
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: all that, but you know what, I can't accept no
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: apologies like that when I got a man this foot
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: got on the side of my house and then talking, man,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I'm apologizing to you and you coming off on me
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: like that. You didn't put you on the side of
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: my house in front of my wife. I not looking
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: at young man. Now, if your ain't showed me it was,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: then she needs to see some paper because you ever
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: neally ain't doing something you do that happen. Oh you
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: think you're talking to you don't watching me anyway? Do
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: my work? What is she hit? Hold up that she
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: got a look at a man? Look? Look? Look. All
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I know is I don't want no man at my
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: house in the high side of the house, back yard.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Nothing but look, man, let me tell you you something, dog,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I'm the only person at
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: my house. You understand me. You ain't right at shit
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: out there looking at me, look at fun. I'm a professional, Okay.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I do my job, and I take my job with pride. Okay,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: it's not being professional. If there's something that I did,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: that's that water running through me? Right? Okay, but you don't.
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  Speaker 1: You don't at no other man's house, and you at
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: my house and my wife's sitting there looking at you.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I have to wonder, now I got a problem with
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: that or what you need to have come with your
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: wife looking at me? If that's what I did? You
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: know what you need to be at home and give
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: with something to look at other than looking at me.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: You don't tell me what I need to do about
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: my wife. Now, you don't go to another man. Man,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm about to lose it all right now?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna make you're gonna make me lose
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: a couse. Let me let me get my death dog,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: let me get my book. That's all yeah, right here,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: you damn right and let you Yeah, that's I'm up
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: in the sty with you don't at another man's house.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: You don't do that. And people my wife looking out
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: the window, and I bet you knew that them blinds
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: was open. Yo. Man, Nah, you didn't be real up
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: fit with these accusations. All right. Now, look you had
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: you had what it straight. Now you you know where
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I'm at. I will show you what I want you
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: to bring your back over here. Feeling you y'alls on
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: that on that on that gone on strength. I'm gonna
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: come over and I hold that for you. I got
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: something for you. Will you're taking this was going to
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: my offensionism and I'm gonna come show you was being about. Look, man,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: what you don't do is at another man house, and
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: that's what you did. And you know it ain't called
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: for now. You could have had that hologize. Man, I
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: had to go. I told you I drink a lot
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: of fluids in this heat. Man, what else do you
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: want me to do. I want you to keep your
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: flu until you get to the service station down the street,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: but not in my backyard side of the house. And
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: my wife looking out the window. Many you what you're
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: talking about? If I did I apologize to cant accepting
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: in the hell with it? Look at You're gonna me
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: off and make me do something up And I'm telling
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: you not. Man, I'm told you I don't apologize you
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: and I will come on that kick you, okay, you
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I take your dude. What Let me tell you something.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Kick you because you're from the end of your while
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: your wife is young, and I know you don't. You
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: can't deal with no old school. I can kill young.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: You're gonna You're gonna get your today. You hit me,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get Let me take you three two. Come,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: let me tell you that I got one more thing
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: to say to you. What you're listening to me? Freak
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: freak damn it. This is Nephew timme. If this is
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, you just
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: god prank by your boy name. Now you know what
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get with his He know I got a
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: hard computation. I don't need this type of my life. Man,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: he said, Man, my boy be out there fixing air
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: conditions that he does all that, he said, Man, let
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: him tell you something, he said, be frustrated to begin with,
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: He say, begain McCall, he said, man, because I got
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: nine or ten more still got to do the date. Hey, man,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: you right, Yeah, I'm might not in this for you.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I might not you and that Steve Harror from Dawn
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Foods in the morning. I just say, y'all can come on, man,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know how I sit back ring laughing and
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I get people. Y'alln't got me with the same. Oh man,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I enjoy y'all show man, y'all good dog gonna work.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I appreciate. Man. I got one more question to ask you, man,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: show in the land. Well, you know the Steven Show Classicated? Yeah, right, Steve,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: you're in this. This is your segment. You have to judge.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: It's time for right or wrong with the nephew and
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Junior take it away. Well, what's the debate? Well, I
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: mean I've been you know, you know you since Junior
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: over there writing for you. Now, now he ain't really
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: got time for me, So I don't know why he
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: texted me back, you know, just he cussing me out.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Be a text. Okay, this is what I text him on.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: You tell me what you think. Tell this boy. If
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot, you even
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: ain't no fad little coming do. If you break a mirror,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: what a rabbits foot, you're even You're not gonna get
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: this seven. Nothing's going to happen to get even believe
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: that stupid falling out. I don't really understand where he's
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: coming from with that. I don't know why he thinks
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: like that. That right, there is some ignorant thinking. Ain't
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: the rabbit luck and bad luck years? Right? Then? If
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: you break it with you, I'm saying, yeah, no, no,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: nobody seen. Well. The thing about this segment is the
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: I three with that thing. He said he'll go to one.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: He didn't even respond to. I see, if you milt
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: dry ice, you can take a bath and not get wet.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: That's that's the stupidest I can's coming up next Today's
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: all right, right now, it's time. Wait, hold on, Tommy,
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: right now, it is time for today's Strawberry Letter. If
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: you want our advice, all you have to do is
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com. Alright, nephew,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: let's go just like this one. Buggle lap, Hold on tight,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: We got it for you. It is the Strawberry Letter,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: all right. Subject, Me and my man have a little situation.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I met a gentleman seven months ago.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I'm forty five and he's thirty seven. When we met,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: he lived three hours away, so he decided to move
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: to my area. It's been four months now since we've
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: been in the same city, and I'm starting to see
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: issues with him. He didn't have a plan in place
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: when he moved to my city, and now he's living
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: in a shelter because I told him he cannot live
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: with me. He doesn't have a car and I refused
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: to drive him around. He does have a job. In fact,
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: he's had three different jobs since he's been here. He
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: has been fired from each job because he has an
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: issue with the way people talk to him. See, he
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: has issues with being short. He is only five three ware.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: I'm out out a break, but I'm not going to
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: do this. Yeah, let me just say yes, thank you, Jeeves.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I told you you were gonna love it, and I
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: asked you enough you to stick around. I'm going to
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: break round. We're a team, all right. See. He has
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: issues with being short. He's only five three. I am
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: five two, so his height doesn't bother me, but it
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: bothers him. He has short patience with people. I believe
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: he's been abused by a woman before because he always
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: thinks I'm talking down to him and belittling him. I
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: jokingly push these issues to the side, but it's getting old.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I'm getting to the point where I want to end
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: this relationship. Can I help him overcome this or should
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: I just let him work through his own problems alone?
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: Please help turn let me get back. I tell you're
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: gonna love it, and you're welcome. By the way, You're welcome. Listen.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: You may not have a problem with his height, but
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: he certainly does, and you got to let him work
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: it out on his own. There are things that you
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: can help help him do. I don't know. Maybe take
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: him to therapy so he can deal with it that way.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: But there's nothing you can do about his problem with
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: his height. You cannot change people. You cannot change him.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: You've only known him for seven months. It made me think,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: did you see him before you guys you know, got together.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: But I guess you did because you would have said
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: that if you didn't. But now he's moved, you guys
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: and talk about what was going to happen, where he
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: was going to live, whether or not he had a car.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: You guys didn't discuss any of that before he moved
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: to the same city. How can he's had three jobs
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: since he's been there. He's only been there what four months?
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: He has an issue with the way people talk to him.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: This is crazy. These are things that he has to
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: deal with on his own, and he's probably been dealing
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: with for the majority of his adult life. You don't
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: care because he's still taller than you at five two.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: So I don't know if you're going to be able
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: to help him overcome this, because he's got to do
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: it first. The only thing you can do is to
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: be there to support him. Yeah, he's going to have
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: to work through these problems alone. I don't know if
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: this relationship is going to last because he can't keep
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: a job. He lives in a shelter. I mean, you know,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: and you want him to do better. I'm sure, but
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: he can't because of he has a problem with being little.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: You know, he needs counseling. I think see where turned now,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Uncle Steve the flat boy, I ain't got the time,
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: good advice. This is not the time to be funny
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: and be rude and stuff. Okay, please don't start it out, Steve,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: as dear Tommy don't supposed to be. I'm the one
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: to get stupid about you. Steven should wait. Now, this
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: lady met this man seven. Y'all need to stop. Let
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: me down, let me go, don't let me down. I
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: promise you down. I'm farted five years old. He thirty seven.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Down right now? He shot he down? Eight years he
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: already he now he's eight years shout he already and
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: equated this the inches you can believe that you farted
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: five He thirty seven. When we met, he lived three
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: hours away, so he decided to move to my area.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: It's been four months now since we've been in the
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: same city. Here's the line in this letter that really
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: amazes me. I'm starting to see issues with him, really,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: So here we go he didn't have a plan in
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: place when he moved to my city. He now living
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: in a shelter. Your man that you dating, the one
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: that moved to your city, is now living in the shelter.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: So when you go by, pop in to see him,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: how's that working for you? Where you sick at the shelter?
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Little man ain't got no home. Oh you get in
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: my house. Listen to me. Tiny houses they got This
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: boy could have had a place by now. Tiny house
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: nation is old TV. Well left. Part two of Steve's
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three after the hour you're
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on part two. Okay,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: your response. Now I left y'all with this woman dating
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: this shout man. Yeah, me and my man have a
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: little situation. Yeah. Now she fied, he fired three, she
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: fired two, So that don't bother her. It's an eight
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: year difference in him because she farty five, he thirty seven.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Now he'd have moved into town, but he ain't got
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: no plan. She won't let him live with him, so
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: he lived in a shelter. I was just wondering how
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: it is for her when she stopped back. How you
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: gonna see your man at a shelter where you sick.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: What you end of the bed, he's yours because one
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: thing I know from being a homeless you can't sit
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: on another homeless person stuff. Not that's ruining number one,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: that's all late got. You don't touch my grocery car.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: You don't put your hand on my duct tape. You
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: don't get away from this blanket. He doesn't have a job,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: he doesn't have a car, and I refuse to drive
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: him around. So now he just trying to walk around
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: him the lead. Well he does have a job, Well
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: excuse him. He got a job, but he ain't got
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: no car. You refuse. Now he got to try everywhere.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: In fact, Tina had three different jobs since he's been here.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: He's been fried from Me's job because he has an
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: issue with the way people talk to him. And old Lord,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: how many times have we run into this the right
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: show because we are dealing with this ourselves, and I
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: want to thank you for the opportunity to give us
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: to vent some of the things that we've been going through.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Because we got somebody on this show that has an
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: issue with the way people talk to him. He stayed
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: touching he edgy all the damn time. Some are always wrong.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: He always offended. See, he has an issue with being short. Thing, Ji,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: wouldn't you have an issue with being short of you?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Five foot three? Now? She says, so his height doesn't
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: bother me, but it bothers him. He has short patience
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: with people. What you want him to have long patience,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: he don't. He don't like nobody because he edgy. He
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: always assumed it's about his height. He produced the thought
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: that we had to produce on this show. If you
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: throw a rock in a pack of dogs, wonder Holly
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: if the one hit. Every time we mentioned height on
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: this show, we got one jump to conclusion that we're
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: talking about him even when we not, like right now,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: I can bet you he think we talked about his
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: ass right now now, She says, I believe that he's
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: been abused by a woman before because he always think
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: I'm talking down to him. That's because the women he
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: dated was taller. They was talking down to him. It
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: happens to Tom, excuse me, it happens to this person
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: we refer to all the time I'm talking. That kind
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: of slipped out. Now. I believe he's been abused by
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: a woman because they always think I'm talking down to him.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: I jokingly pushed these issues to the side. But he's
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: getting old. I'm getting to the point where I want
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: to end this relationship. Can I help him overcome this?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: I want to answer that for you in just a second.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Or should I just let him work through his own
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: problems alone? Can I help him overcome this? No? You cannot, No,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: you cannot. This person can be fifty. You ain't gonna
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: be able to help them, because that's a big number.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: He thirty seven. I'd have seen this go all the
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: way up to at least I know fifty fifty for
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: damn showing we ain't been able to help him yet.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Or should you let him work through his own problems alone?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: He can't. He has no answers for this because he
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: touches all the damn time. It's all ways about him.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Little people got big issues. Little man. Shot patients, they
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: got shot legs, they got short arms, they're sending up.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Everything about him is shot. But one thing about sharp people,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: they get a job. Though I don't care what nobody's say,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: they always working. I'm surprised why he had a shot
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: shuter at five three. He could easily sign up for
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: foster killer, but he could be in somebody's house. Get
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: the horo. Yeah, he can get in the house because
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: he shocked. And once again, why is he out of
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: work and ain't got nowhere to stay? Why is he
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: in the shelter? Listen? I was watching tiny houses the
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: other day, Tiny house Nation. This be like a mansion
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: for him. Matter of fact. You take this little lass
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: house and you rename it. You can call it like
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: a shadeau or something. Give it a big name, and
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: it be just for little people. Wow. See that's how
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: you do it, genius. You take a little house and
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: give it a big name. See, you ain't gotta call
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: it tiny house, call it a shadeau. All of the
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: rooms pomp out, lift up a lead that was a
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: cupboard for clothes and stuff. It's a bathtub stand you
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: climb up stairs for storage, and a little loft. You
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: move that stuff out the way. It's a bunk band man.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: The stove and the toilet is the same thing that
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: you fit the food on the toilet. Then you move
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: all the stuff out the way and lift the lid
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: up and you put the food that you just eat
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: down in the toilet. I can't go with you on
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: that one. Now, this is for tiny houses. Surely you
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: ain't got too because you have a hole. But the
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: people right here shop people like this can do stuff
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: like that. I've seen it done. You're right, I'm fine,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I'm a man. I'm gonna be all right now. You
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: all right, you ain't fine. Yeah, you a man, But
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: it's two things you ain't You ain't fine, and you're
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: not tall, and you damn near this letter. We have
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: seen see some of the things that were dealing with.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: All Right, Steve, we gotta get out of here. You
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: can email us or Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter at my girl Shirley coming up, it's more
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. All right, Jay, Now explain this. This
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: is holiday phrases, at the Christmas holiday phrases at the
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Christmas party. We'll I'm gonna go to these Christmas parties
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: inside the friends house, our relatives house, and these are
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: some phrases you here. What we're gonna do is make
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: the setting. We're gonna play some music for you. You're
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: in a real Christmas party. And these are some of
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: the phrases that you're here at your average black or
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: family Christmas party. Keyword black. I heard that? All right,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: here we go, and now we take you to every
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: holiday Christmas gathering and we give you sounds of a
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: black Christmas party. I don't know anybody, it'll have been
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: my Hey, can I can I get some of y'all
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: to help me put an earl in the car? Somebody
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  Speaker 1: just well, I'd like to laugh too. So what did
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  Speaker 1: she say that was? So anybody's seen my purse? It
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  Speaker 1: was right there on the kitchen table, right there. I
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  Speaker 1: put it right there. Hey, y'all, y'all can't smoke that
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: in my mama's house. And y'all out of toilet paper?
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  Speaker 1: Where y'all keep it? Plunge, I'm gonna need that plunge. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Hold up, y'all, don't go in there. So what so
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  Speaker 1: what the girl like al have to do with you?
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  Speaker 1: But you ain't saying nothing. We can take all this outside.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right now, that's real. Like. I love y'alling all,
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  Speaker 1: but I need to stay out of my bedroom. Right. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not a weed. This is my real hair. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my real hair. Hey. Look, if I was yall, I'll
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: stay out there bad for which about me? For five No? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: he no, no, I ain't know it was out and
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: the heel made this eag. That's why I told you
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: I needed help to get him in. The carr went
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  Speaker 1: in heavy. I ain't eating that breaking another ornament on
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  Speaker 1: that tree. We ain't gonna have nothing to hang on
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  Speaker 1: the next year. I know you ain't out there peeing
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  Speaker 1: in My mama baked out. Come on, man, come on, dog,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: stop stop bawling that Christmas paper. We're gonna use it
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: next year. She knew he was married. She knew he
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: was married as him little look who went a white woman?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: The just sounds you here at a black Yes, I'll
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  Speaker 1: accept the charges. Coming watching first. They they don't let
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: him preach at church, but he want to come over
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: here and pray for thirty minutes. It's just too much. Yeah,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: she had enough. Baby. Hey, y'all, long dis in front
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: of prison. Everybody won't say hi. Yeah, that was my hey, Robert, Right,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Right? What's up? Y'all? What's up? What's up? Fam? Man?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I wish I could be that with y'all. Who all
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: over there everybody around. Everybody? What's man? Huh? Let me
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: talk to bern Hey, Bernita Robert on the phone. I
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: ain't saying nothing, but you know we'll go ahead this,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: you know, talk to you. I can't believe the family
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  Speaker 1: that don't bring the amn thing take the most home.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: I never look at me. We're about to eat. The
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  Speaker 1: game is gone, d it isn't gotten late. We probably
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to stay tonight. I don't I don't do
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  Speaker 1: that drive now, you know Clariens don't like to drive
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: at night. Why we can't eat the lands? Get here?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Y'all going to living room and speak to this Bernies
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: in the Housepital just walk right by. What y'all doing it? Hey?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Here the Blacks, we're trying to get a break party.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Oh no, we've been out to Crystal Black. How go
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  Speaker 1: out there and tell Davante to bring that walker back
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: in here something? Miss still can get to the table.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: You mean, Timmy, you ain't got no flash greens, Miss
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: burn from from the hospital, bid your grandmama from the hospital.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Bid and you get turn them greens down smelling in here? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: can anybody he me a jump? I'm trying to go
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: to woodha he working. He get they're getting paid double,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: get paid double tonight. Yeah, yeahn't get that over time.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: That seem like, well, that's how I gonna get out
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: of here. Watch this game, y'all. Y'all, y'all TV be
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: cutting on going to the house so I can see
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: this game. Your fool you somebody that took them down
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: falling chills. I know we had eight falling chills. Took
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: that fall off to dab the fall. That's my fault.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go. You're listening to show. All right,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: it is time for something funny, guys. And you know
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: people are getting ready for work right now, probably and
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: uh maybe they're making their own lunch. You know people
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: do that at home. Well, Steve, it turns out that
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: eighteen percent of people have admitted to eating someone else's
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: lunch at the office. One worker's live tweeting of the
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: mystery of a co worker stolen shrimp fried rice was
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: retweeted over one hundred and seventy three thousand times. Okay, uh,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: and while you may think it's funny, and it is
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: kind of funny, I mean when you think about it, um,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: you know, getting away with eating someone else's meal it
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: actually could have some serious consequences on the job. People
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: don't forget stuff like this, and you see these people
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: every single day is according to a human resource expert,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: it becomes a trust issue. So Steve, I have to
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: ask you, I know you did know? He didn't do
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  Speaker 1: it often? No, never in my life taking somebody's food,
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  Speaker 1: because I ain't that way. I don't lie. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know you. Oh so you don't know what kind of
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: home they have at? How clean? Right now? Two things
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: I have done, I've had mine taken. Yeah, I've called
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: a person what happened? And I've had I've seen a
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: person taking a person's line. Okay, well what happened when
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: someone took cure? Both these is now situations I used
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: to my advantage. So yeah, they see not you don't
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: want this out, So now I need a couple of favors.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: You the mom, No dog, I mean, look, I saw
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: you because I'm real observing. Y'all know that about me.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: I'm extreme, we observed. So I'm watching this dude still,
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  Speaker 1: this dude food and the dude food he was still.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: He's deceased. His name is James Paradise, and we worked
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: at General Electric and this dude was taking Jared James
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  Speaker 1: paradig Leca jaka cook his ass off and he was
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: just eating James lunch every night then and I caught him. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if I tell this to James Paradise dog, I'm talking
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: about you've fen to get drug out in the parking
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  Speaker 1: lot and when you come back in, you're gonna need
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  Speaker 1: to show the people that to do your id. You know,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: like sandwiches. You know James cook ribs, He take his ribs.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: You know he made pork shoulders sandwich. You should bring
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: it in to work for everybody. He stole his pork
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: shoulders sandwich and James was getting upset. So I saw
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  Speaker 1: him take James stalk. It was his young white dude
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: that was still in the food because he was single,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: and you know he wouldn't bring no lunch, had the
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  Speaker 1: times a stupid ass boy. So I told him, I say, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know, if Jane find out you want taking his lunch, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know what's gonna happen to you? Cheese? Wait, what
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  Speaker 1: come on, chez? Yeah, that's what I need see. Once
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  Speaker 1: I hear that fear in your voice, then I got
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: your ass now, because all geez it's not a hood turn,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: he said. Ah. I said, look hold on, man, this
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to gonna wear No. Look, this can stay
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  Speaker 1: right here. But I'm need a couple of favors. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna leave early Wednesday. I need you to
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  Speaker 1: cover my job for me. See see, it's not a
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: problem with me, Steve. It's mister Harvey. Harvey. No, now
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: you're gonna put some speck on my next I was
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: the original birds man. Yeah, yeah, you word. So you're
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: gonna put some speck on my name. And so I
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: had him cover cover my job like three times for that.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Then I saw a dude take my lunch. This is
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: a black dude had it just got hired, and he
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  Speaker 1: would hadn't completed his ninety day probation. Now if I
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  Speaker 1: report this, you ain't gonna get the job. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I thought it was mine. Out of hell.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: Your name ain't Steve Gregory. It's Gregory. Your name Frederick
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: fred stev get confused with Frederick, right right, So I said,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: so Frederick, look here, man, I'm just need a couple
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: of figures from it. Man. Now I'm gonna come in late.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: I need you to punch my time clock. When you
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: get at the gate, punch my time clock from me.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Hit me in. Oh that's that's that's that's not a problem.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: Now listen to me. They have a camera aimed at
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: the time clock, so you got to put your back
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: to the camera. So he did it the first time.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: How do you know all of this? Come on, no, no, no,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me, Tom Hula, I was never a thug. Hula.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Hulum was crime with a purpose, with respect. Thugs just
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: out here doing stuff. Thus, crimes with a purpose, and
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: it was always to better uplift one self. Yes, at
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: the expensive Yeah, And so that's what I had him
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: do so I could leave early caused it a little
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: white dude, and I could come in late black causing
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: Frederick Wow. So I had him a nice little set up.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: And then meanwhile at school he was you know, hall
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: passage crime, the first huzzling. Yeah, y'all need passes to
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: be late in this hallway? Who name you put on it? See,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: my name was never on a hall pass, So I
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: ain't no need you talking about you got it from
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: Steve because I ain't got no hall pass. Because I
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: had told her back off my locker anyway. Yeah, and
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: so I kept my stuff. I told her back off
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: my locker. I don't get that. I have the harder
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: bent down and I put on my step behind. So
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: if you open my locking, I ain't never had nothing.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: Oh I get okay? Yeah, so Steve gave you a
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: hall pa. How the hell I got hall passed? I'm
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: in class, not learning. I'm here miss. Two days in
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: high school, two cut days all I ever did? Man, Oh, woe,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: your life has been in been wonderful, it really really
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: has really thank you, and look at you now? Look
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: at now? I mean still hustling? Ye? Are you close?
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: Are you still a hoodler? No? I no, I don't
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: do crime. I had a little running. I had a
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: little running. Kind of straighten me out coming up. It's
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: more of a Steve Harvey Morning show. You're listening to show. Okay, guys,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: check this out. According to a survey by the health
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: site it's called doctor ed dot com, eighteen percent of
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: us have one of these in our lives right now?
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: What is it? Wow? Eighteen what's the percentage? Eighteen percent
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: of us have one of these in our lives? What
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: do you think it is? Right now? Tell me what
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: you say, I said, side peace, and I know it's
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: end a percent it could be it could be greater percentage. Okay,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: so Tommy says, side piece, that's so much higher percentage? Wow,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: eighteen percent? Let oh no, go ahead of Jake. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: in that family that's affected by either diabetes or heart trouble. Okay,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: you think it's a health issue, Okay, okay, eight what
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  Speaker 1: a friend with benefits? Oh, Tommy was wrong, That's what
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: I was saying, Tommy, right, hold on, it's way. So
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: can you have intimacy with no commitment? Yea, what you
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: think we're doing? Yeah, can do it. Intimacy? What what
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: intimacy with no commitment? Yeah? You can do that. That's
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: what this all calm so like, that's the point. I
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: did what it's called, it's called the end of a
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: marriage a couple times. You know it, well, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: know it. Well you're gonna be up there to night.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, let's do it. Okay, Well whatever intimacy with
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: no commitment, Oh yeah, you can do that. That's that's
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: what it is. But what's more than them committed? The
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  Speaker 1: goal is to find somebody who don't have a problem
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: with you. Tom I your lifetime. Give me a number, Timmy,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: how many women have you been involved with over your lifetime?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: Give me a number? Right there? Dog? You said, what
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: see it throws with hod on? Hold on, let me
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: ask your question, Tommy, this is gonna throw the women?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: Is it more than forty? Oh? Hell? What that throws
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: women off? When you say more than forty? Oh yeah? Yeah, Hell,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: I'm fitty. What is your timber? That's a low number
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: to you? My roaring my roaring twenties was incredible. What
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? What about you see with another
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: zero on that for that? When you're talking to him?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: What's some spec only numbers for numbers in my whole life?
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: Did you multiply? Jesus, hey, you got to use that
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: new man these kids got when you tell my stuff
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: like this, there's a different kind of man when you
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: don't carry that one. You don't care in your whole
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: life feed thing in my whole life it at minimum numbers.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy that you went over a thousand d I ain't
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: know where there on thousand? Dog? Ain't you you you
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: you you You're we're changing in the same group. Agent,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no way. I ain't never been with that. But
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: in my lifetime dog, my whole life, the whole runs.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: I'm the actually dog. I mean, I'm shamed, not real,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: I knew yours. I'm saying because if you look at
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: that number, it's really it's it's numbing, it's really, it's
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: kind of crazy. I'm shame. I'm not gonna say I haven't.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not shaming. No, I've only been with
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: seven women, and you know, damn you've been married eight
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: ten so you just didn't even food whatever? Who did
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: you just forget about? Coming up? It's more of the
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty three after the hour.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, guys, time
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: for church complaints pastor Motown Deacon death jam in the building.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: What you got m It is obviously decision time. We've
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: been going forward and back. What about the complaints, whether
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: we're doing them or whether we ain't? No man, all right, well,
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: if you say so, I'm here have plenty of complained.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: I know you do. I know you do. Go ahead,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: Deacon go ahead, all right, past the eye first and
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: foremost Deacon Fred Flintstown and Deacon Barney Robber. I ask
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: him for you to have a shoe drive so they
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: can get their shoes down because right now they are
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: bad footed and it is starting to be a problem
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: with them driving. Well, I'm like this hill, Fred and Barney,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: we are not buying any more damn shoes unless no
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: listen to me. They don't have any shoes that I know.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: They don't and I know why because they won't upgrade
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: their car. If you're trying to stop your car with
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: your damn feet like we pre his stock. We're not
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: buying no more damn shoes from Fred and Barney. But
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: past that, they have seventy two Chevy or something. But
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: they have worn out all of the sandals. They want
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: their sandals out trying to stop them. Prehistoric called with
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: them times made out of rocks. Right now times have
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: changed yourself something. I understand where you're coming from, Bath,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: But but we're not having a shoe drive for them
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: all right, path, But they are wanting a shoe drive
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: or something. The words of my daddy. People in hell
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: gonna want ice water. What they gotta do with this
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: shoe drive. We ain't from the heir. You don't think
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: they have any ice water in the air. No, I
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: don't there's been no mention over the revelation. All right, well,
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: let's just keep it going out. She's throw a technical
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: Bible versus him. It twists his little evil mind. Go ahead,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: all right. Down to a sister, Sharanese Williams has had
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: her fifth child and wants to know why the church
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: is not supporting her child fund. She has got it
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: a tie fund on a website. Well, they can donate
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: money to the cheering but but nobody in the church
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: has donated. Sharinese Williams tell Sharnese Williams the reason we
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: ain't donating to nothing to her child fund because they
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: have a turn for that. It's called child support. And
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: if you find me five men daddies and we can
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: pin something on him with some DNA or some paternity tests,
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: she could get child support. Patter, you sound like we
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: look at we're looking at forensic files or something. I
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: don't understand what where you're going with it. I don't
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: understand how a woman had a fifth baby and don't
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: loose to daddy and that will either even wants us
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: to help up with a fun All right, thank you.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: We will be back with closing remarks from the One
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: and Only Steve Harvey right after this you're listening to show.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, last break of the day. Time for
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: your closing remarks. What do you have for us today?
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: My friend? Well, I did and Act Like a Success
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: seminar this past weekend on Saturday down at in Los
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: Angeles by the airport at the Renaissance Hotel. Doreen Raimi
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: does a good job of running my Act like a
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: Success seminars. And I was a keynote speaker after graduation
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: on Saturday, and so I'm gonna bring a piece of
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: that to what I talked to him about. And I
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: want to keep motivating people. And one of the greatest
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: motivations in my life was my dreams. My dreams were
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: so motivating to me because it put me in a
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  Speaker 1: place of not so much focusing on where I was,
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  Speaker 1: but it caused me to put my focus on where
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  Speaker 1: I was headed. And so as dismal as to where
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  Speaker 1: I was was, it didn't throw me off as sinking
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  Speaker 1: of a feeling as I had at times in my life.
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  Speaker 1: Because of my dreams. I didn't I didn't feel sunken
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  Speaker 1: as low as I had gotten at some points in
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  Speaker 1: my life. I didn't ever think I wasn't going to
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  Speaker 1: ever come up because of my dreams. My dreams inspired
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  Speaker 1: me to keep going. So what I'm saying to you
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  Speaker 1: is this. People ask me, Steve, what motivates you? What
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  Speaker 1: makes you keep going? It's my dreams what causes you
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  Speaker 1: to keep getting up, going to work when you sick,
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  Speaker 1: fighting through all the stuff they're saying about you. How
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  Speaker 1: do you handle all this negativity around you and you
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  Speaker 1: just keep going. It's my dreams. It's my faith in God.
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  Speaker 1: It's my faith in God that there's no way He
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  Speaker 1: brought me this far to leave me that because you
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  Speaker 1: hating on me, You ain't my God, you ain't my savior.
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  Speaker 1: You can't hate me out of what He has for me,
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  Speaker 1: and you're hating me cannot stop nothing God has for
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  Speaker 1: me or for you. So my faith in God and
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  Speaker 1: my dreams have been my motivation. So let me share
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  Speaker 1: what I shared with them on Satday. Motivation. Look at
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  Speaker 1: him now? This good motivation. It's when your dreams put
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  Speaker 1: on work clothes. Did you hear me? Motivation? It's when
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  Speaker 1: your dreams put on work clothes, when your dreams dress
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  Speaker 1: up and go to work. That's the motivation. Now, you're motivated.
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  Speaker 1: You don't put some work clothes on them dreams. Because see,
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  Speaker 1: you can stay sleep and have your dreams, or you
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  Speaker 1: can wake up and you can chase them. You need
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  Speaker 1: to wake up and chase them. You need to wake
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  Speaker 1: up and chase them dreams. You need to put some
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  Speaker 1: work clothes on them. Jeans, you gotta get some grips,
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  Speaker 1: some dirty on you. You gotta put work clothes on
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  Speaker 1: your dreams. That's your motivation. I'm motivated because, man, my
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  Speaker 1: dreams they keep me going because it means I'm headed somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Your dreams make your head somewhere. Man, you ain't gotta
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  Speaker 1: get stuck on him. Like I tell people all the time,
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  Speaker 1: I keep a plaque in my office in Atlanta that says,
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  Speaker 1: and a dude send it to me. A friend of mine,
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  Speaker 1: when I was going through a bunch of messed up stuff,
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  Speaker 1: he sent me a plaque that says, if you're going
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  Speaker 1: through hell, just keep going. Why would you stop there?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you stop in hell? You're going through hell,
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  Speaker 1: just keep going because I'm heading somewhere. So all the
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  Speaker 1: hell I've been through, I survive at all because of
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: my dreams, because of my faith. Because my dreams allow
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  Speaker 1: me to think that the better day is coming. So
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  Speaker 1: if a better day is coming, why am I tripping
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  Speaker 1: so hard on what's happening today? Because I know the
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  Speaker 1: better day is coming. Because one day, somehow, my God
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  Speaker 1: gonna make my dreams come true. Simply because how you
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  Speaker 1: know that, Steve, because he said he would. Now, you
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  Speaker 1: tell me one thing he said that ain't popped off.
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  Speaker 1: You tell me one promise he made he ain't kept.
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  Speaker 1: You tell me one thing he didn't assured you of
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  Speaker 1: that you can't rest assured. That's gonna just name it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. See, I got that
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  Speaker 1: much sense as a Christian, as flawed as I am,
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  Speaker 1: I have that much sense as a Christian. So those
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  Speaker 1: Christians of you that's better than me, congratulations. But guess
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  Speaker 1: what I know that about him? No, I know that
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  Speaker 1: his promises is true, and I gotta know sense to
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  Speaker 1: lean on him. So when you see me falling and
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  Speaker 1: making mistakes and doing something wrong and not staying on
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  Speaker 1: the white line, you can quit tripping with me. I'll
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  Speaker 1: get back on the line. Just give me a minute.
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  Speaker 1: I just fell off. I just made a mistake. That's
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  Speaker 1: all I said. Someone shouldn't have said I went somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't have win. I got that. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: it together. Lord forgive me and what he gonna do,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get back up and I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: it right agreed. I'm gonna get it right again. My
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  Speaker 1: dreams motivate me. My faith motivates me. Motivation it's when
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  Speaker 1: your dreams put on work clothes. You did. That's what
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  Speaker 1: motivation is. When I'm going to do something about making
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  Speaker 1: what I dream about come true. My dreams got work
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  Speaker 1: clothes on it. So when you see me out there,
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  Speaker 1: my dreams got on work clothes. I'm trying to make
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  Speaker 1: it happen. My faith in God gonna make sure that happened.
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  Speaker 1: And I just give him something to touch my dream.
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  Speaker 1: Those are my clothes remarks today. All right, drop the mic, baby,
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  Speaker 1: drop the motivation. That's when your dreams put on WORKO
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