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CNN Debate, Birthday JRAP, Roscoe Wallace, Southwest Airlines and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 1: All at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't give a.
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  Speaker 4: MILLICANUS see listening to show.
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  Speaker 5: I want to join.
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  Speaker 2: Ye Joy show.
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  Speaker 6: You know you love you.
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  Speaker 7: Turn you gonna turn, got to turn the mouth turn
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  Speaker 7: you probably got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 2: The word of the money up. Come come on you think,
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  Speaker 2: uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 8: Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 8: on dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 8: a radio show. Ain't God been good to me? But
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  Speaker 8: then again, ain't He been good to you?
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  Speaker 2: Two? Though?
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  Speaker 8: I mean, really, man, think of all the blessings God
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  Speaker 8: has given you.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, that's a good news today though, y'all.
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  Speaker 8: In the face of the world being the way it is,
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  Speaker 8: the evilness that's out there, it just it just seems
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  Speaker 8: like that's all that's on the news sometimes. You know,
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  Speaker 8: we got we got news of parents not really standing
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  Speaker 8: up being parents. We got news stories of children turning
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  Speaker 8: on their parents. You got, you got everything, the economy,
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  Speaker 8: you got places you thought used to be beautiful places
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  Speaker 8: to go, Now they got travel alerts. It's just it's
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  Speaker 8: all over us. It's it's all over. But the good
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  Speaker 8: news is there's something that you can have in this
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  Speaker 8: relationship with God that gives you a way to deal
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  Speaker 8: with it all. And I'm not saying that it'll protect
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  Speaker 8: you from every single thing out that is happening, because
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  Speaker 8: some things are going to happen to you. You're going
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  Speaker 8: to be in an accident from time to time. You're
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  Speaker 8: going to make a mistake and fall down from time
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  Speaker 8: to time. But man, wouldn't it be incredible to you
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  Speaker 8: for you if you understood that you had some insurance
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  Speaker 8: in all of this that no matter what happened to you,
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  Speaker 8: you know you will covered. You know, look, insurance companies
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  Speaker 8: as good as they are, you know, like our friends
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  Speaker 8: that stay Farm or any other insurance company you know
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  Speaker 8: they do, they do some amazing things. Insurance is a
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  Speaker 8: really really good thing to happen in the event that
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  Speaker 8: something happens to you. You know, you may not want
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  Speaker 8: to pay the premium, but guess what in the event
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  Speaker 8: that something happens to you that insurance is absolutely critical.
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  Speaker 2: Well, but guess what they cover certain things.
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  Speaker 8: You could get life insurance, you can get auto insurance,
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  Speaker 8: you can get accident insurance, you can get health insurance.
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  Speaker 2: There is nothing that you.
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  Speaker 8: Can buy to safeguard you against life's decisions. You know,
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  Speaker 8: if you make a mistake, if you cheat, if you lie,
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  Speaker 8: if you if you fall down and you can't seem
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  Speaker 8: to get it together, and you make a crazy decision
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  Speaker 8: about how you're gonna go about securing an income, that
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  Speaker 8: there are There are no policies you can.
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  Speaker 2: Buy for that.
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  Speaker 8: You can't buy a policy if you stop being the
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  Speaker 8: man you're supposed to be, and and and and give
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  Speaker 8: up on your children. You can't buy a policy if
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  Speaker 8: something happens as a mother and all of a sudden
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  Speaker 8: you're not the mother you're supposed to be. But there
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  Speaker 8: is some insurance coverage out there for you. And that
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  Speaker 8: relationship that you form with God, that friendship that you
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  Speaker 8: form with him, that that alliance, that partnership, that prayer
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  Speaker 8: that you put in all the time, there is an
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  Speaker 8: insurance policy that you have taken out when you form
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  Speaker 8: a relationship with your heavenly Father, when you form a friendship,
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  Speaker 8: when you form a bond that protects you, that protects
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  Speaker 8: you when these things happen in the event that they happen.
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  Speaker 8: Now here's a great thing about prayer. Prayer can head
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  Speaker 8: off some stuff from happening. It really really can. Prayer
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  Speaker 8: can prevent some things from happening. You know, I'll give
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  Speaker 8: you an example in my life. Okay, here we go,
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  Speaker 8: because see, see's the best way for me to do it,
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  Speaker 8: because see, what I don't like to do is talk
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  Speaker 8: to people without letting them know. Hey, look I'm in
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  Speaker 8: this hole with you. I feel where yet? Okay, here
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  Speaker 8: we go. I was making some decisions a few years
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  Speaker 8: ago because what I thought I was doing was counterbalancing
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  Speaker 8: something that was happening in my life. You know, I
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  Speaker 8: thought that since I wasn't happy or well for whatever
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  Speaker 8: the reason I thought I wasn't happy, if I, as
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  Speaker 8: wrong as I am, wanted to blame somebody else from
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  Speaker 8: my unhappiness. That's really if I make a bad decision
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  Speaker 8: because I'm thinking I'm unhappy with somebody, Holy pardon too.
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  Speaker 8: Wrongs don't make it right, and I make a decision
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  Speaker 8: to do something wrong, and now the consequences come when
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  Speaker 8: I do something wrong. See, then that I already know,
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  Speaker 8: as an intelligent thinking man, as most of you are,
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  Speaker 8: that when you do something wrong, that you know there
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  Speaker 8: is a consequence for that I teach that to my sons.
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  Speaker 8: When you do something wrong, there is a consequence. So
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  Speaker 8: as an adult, I fully understood the consequence. And so
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  Speaker 8: what I was doing was I was making some decisions
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  Speaker 8: that was causing some consequences in my life, that was
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  Speaker 8: delaying my happiness, delaying my progress, causing my business not
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  Speaker 8: to go the way it could go, so forth and
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  Speaker 8: so on. Well, what I started doing was I took
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  Speaker 8: out this insurance policy called Prayer, and I started putting
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  Speaker 8: it in my mix on a daily basis. And then
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  Speaker 8: I started putting it in my mix, you know, two
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  Speaker 8: three times a day. And then I found myself using
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  Speaker 8: it all the time. And then I really started putting
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  Speaker 8: it in when I didn't need any help, when I
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  Speaker 8: wasn't in trouble, I started putting insurance in. I started
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  Speaker 8: making deposits into the bank. I started paying my premiums down.
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  Speaker 8: And Prayer is like a premium, you just pay into it.
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  Speaker 8: Then when situations started coming up, now that Prayer that
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  Speaker 8: I had put in, that in those premiums I had
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  Speaker 8: paid it started preventing me from making the decisions I
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  Speaker 8: was making in the past. Thus I didn't have to
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  Speaker 8: suffer the consequences. Thus, my businesses didn't have to be
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  Speaker 8: delayed in this progress because I had put some payments
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  Speaker 8: on some premiums. I had taken out an insurance policy
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  Speaker 8: with my life, my real life. I'm talking about your
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  Speaker 8: life where you make your day to day decisions in
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  Speaker 8: I'm not talking about see life.
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  Speaker 2: Insurance is only good if you die.
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  Speaker 8: God has a policy that's available that's available for you.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you living? See?
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  Speaker 8: In order for an insurance policy to pay, something bad
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  Speaker 8: got to happen. Now, there may be some others out
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  Speaker 8: there I don't know nothing about, but all the ones
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  Speaker 8: I got my co insurance, they only come into play
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  Speaker 8: if I have an accident. I have an accident insurance
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  Speaker 8: policy where if something happens to me, I got accident,
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  Speaker 8: I got, I got My voice is covered in case
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  Speaker 8: something happened to that. I got that, but I got
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  Speaker 8: to not be able to talk to cash that one.
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  Speaker 8: You understand everything I got homeowner's insurance. Don't nothing show
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  Speaker 8: up on my homeowner's insurance unless it's a flood of fire,
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  Speaker 8: of felt something bad got to happen for my insurance
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  Speaker 8: to even make sense. When you take out the policy
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  Speaker 8: with your heavenly Father, when you pay the premiums of prayer,
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  Speaker 8: and that's all it costs. Man, itin't you ain't got
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  Speaker 8: to have no money for this policy I put into
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  Speaker 8: the policy. It pays me dividends and benefits for living.
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  Speaker 8: Ain't nothing got to go wrong for me to cash
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  Speaker 8: in on this policy.
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  Speaker 2: I use this policy for good things. I give you example.
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  Speaker 8: I use this policy to ask God to watch over
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  Speaker 8: my family when I travel, make the decisions to pay
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  Speaker 8: your premiums in prayer, Talk to your heavenly Father, get
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  Speaker 8: you some insurance in your life. And when you have
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  Speaker 8: little things like that, keep on stepping.
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  Speaker 2: Man. God loves you.
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  Speaker 8: Man, Man, I show hope you talk to God today
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  Speaker 8: because guess what He shure would like to hear from you.
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  Speaker 2: That's for shepherds, listening.
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  Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, feeling his presence, thanking him for it,
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  Speaker 8: being grateful, showing gratitude, understanding that this is not a given,
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  Speaker 8: that this is a blessing, this is a present from God.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a gift man, to be here, it really is. Man.
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  Speaker 8: Uh, you know, in my alone time recently, I have
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  Speaker 8: found that I've gotten spiritually closer to God.
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  Speaker 2: I was, you know, struggling with this a long time.
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  Speaker 8: I was having for a minute, but it's brought me
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  Speaker 8: closer and I really appreciate that. And so when a
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  Speaker 8: girl do get home, it's gonna be nice. But I
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  Speaker 8: have really taken advantage of this a long time and
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  Speaker 8: learned a lot more things that I needed to know,
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  Speaker 8: and the number one thing I needed to know to
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  Speaker 8: put your trust in God's timing and his alone and
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  Speaker 8: quit worrying about people. I have a new enemy and
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  Speaker 8: I'm actually handling my new enemy in a different way.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not even thinking about no form of retaliation. Ain't
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  Speaker 8: no when I see him or no, I'm gonna live.
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  Speaker 8: I have learned the older I got. Leave it alone,
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  Speaker 8: let him have it. Because God then took care of
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  Speaker 8: me this far, he gonna take care of me the
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  Speaker 8: rest of the way.
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  Speaker 2: And the scripture that has.
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  Speaker 8: Affected me the most lately is touch not my anointing
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  Speaker 8: that has turned out to be so true for me.
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  Speaker 2: Now listen to me.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not saying I'm more annoying than anybody else, because Lord,
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  Speaker 8: no I'm not. But I am one of them. Now
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  Speaker 8: what you think of me personally, I don't really care.
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  Speaker 8: But what he thinks about me is critically important, and
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  Speaker 8: so far he seems to be okay with me.
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  Speaker 2: So touch not my annointy.
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  Speaker 8: Be careful how you handle me, watch yourself, be very careful.
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  Speaker 8: That's all I got to say, Steve Harvin Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: I might not even ask Junior what he walk this morning,
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  Speaker 8: because I'm already own one heard Strawberry Color for real,
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  Speaker 8: Mississippi manor him Junior and the legend that is Nephew
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  Speaker 8: talking about Junior anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, up not anyway?
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  Speaker 8: You know, man, it's just so true. Man, I just
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  Speaker 8: I really have come to that. Man, it's amazing. I
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  Speaker 8: wish I had gotten to this point a lot earlier.
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  Speaker 8: I could have saved myself a lot of unnecessary grief,
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  Speaker 8: you know, retaliating, getting back at you.
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  Speaker 2: Wait till I see you.
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  Speaker 8: Run up on you, run him down, find him all
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  Speaker 8: this here?
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, come on now, Oh d I'm done, because
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  Speaker 2: you know what.
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  Speaker 8: Wow, My favorite scripture was and still is Isaiah fifty
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  Speaker 8: four seventeen. No weapon formed against me, so prosper But
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  Speaker 8: what I had to learn was it didn't mean what.
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  Speaker 8: No weapon's gonna be formed. They're just not gonna prosper.
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  Speaker 8: Any time you make a decision, y'all, to do better,
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  Speaker 8: to improve your life, to make a step forward, you
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  Speaker 8: are going to be presented with the opposition because the
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  Speaker 8: devil job is to rob you of your destiny. So
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  Speaker 8: the devil all he gonna do is get his imps
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  Speaker 8: to come at you to distract you. What they gonna
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  Speaker 8: form the weapons, You just gotta understand they ain't gonna profit.
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  Speaker 2: So congratulations to.
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  Speaker 8: Me for finally understanding that, as old as I am,
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  Speaker 8: sorry it took some long.
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  Speaker 1: Lord all right, thank you, Steve.
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  Speaker 9: Good sermon this morning, coming up at thirty two minutes
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  Speaker 9: after the hour, we're gonna hear from the nephew as
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  Speaker 9: he runs that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 5: You're listening hard Morning Show.
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  Speaker 9: It is time now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 9: prank back. Nephew, what you got.
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  Speaker 2: This run here? Shirley is you hit my car? You
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  Speaker 2: hit my car?
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  Speaker 10: I'm the only light blue camera in the parking lot
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  Speaker 10: right now, right now, you can put this.
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  Speaker 2: On T shirts.
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  Speaker 3: Right here.
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  Speaker 10: You're talking about the cross eye blanket cross So y'all
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  Speaker 10: wating Raymond noodles all over the play.
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  Speaker 2: Right up?
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  Speaker 10: This is what I want you all to look for
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  Speaker 10: listen to listen for this. When you listen to pray,
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  Speaker 10: listen for me to do that, and then her right
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  Speaker 10: behind it. You hit my car. Let's go get them?
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  Speaker 11: Oh you waite that there? Raymond NoDa's all over the place.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to speak to Adels. This is she?
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  Speaker 2: Do you live in apartment number seveny eight?
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  Speaker 12: Oh?
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  Speaker 11: That depends on who is asking.
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  Speaker 10: My name is Herman Wales. I live in building three,
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  Speaker 10: apartment one on five. Do you live in apartment number
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  Speaker 10: seventy eight?
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  Speaker 11: What you want with where I live?
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  Speaker 10: Look, maam? Do you drive a camera? A Toyota camera
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  Speaker 10: light blue one?
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  Speaker 11: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 10: Your next door neighbor then told me that you ran
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  Speaker 10: into my car. I got a bens a black one
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  Speaker 10: of two thousand and five C two forty.
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  Speaker 2: Now I got light blue.
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  Speaker 11: Scratches on my My neighbor.
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  Speaker 10: Told you what your neighbor. Matter of fact, his name
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  Speaker 10: is Brian Kendall.
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  Speaker 11: I told you the cross up live across the hall.
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  Speaker 11: What the cross I that live across the hall told
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  Speaker 11: you what ma'am?
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  Speaker 2: Listen.
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  Speaker 10: All I know is he said he live in apartment eighty.
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  Speaker 10: He lived next door to you. You live in a
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  Speaker 10: supposedly apartment seveny age right here in Cambridge Court apartments. Now,
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  Speaker 10: all I'm saying is he told me your car is
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  Speaker 10: that which is the light blue car hit my backed
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  Speaker 10: into my car. Now, I ain't trying to create no problem,
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  Speaker 10: but somebody got to fix my car and I got
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  Speaker 10: light blue scratches on my bens.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 11: Last I checked my light blue clamoring. Wasn't the only
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  Speaker 11: light blue camera they made?
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  Speaker 2: Ma'am?
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  Speaker 10: You the only light you the only light blue car
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  Speaker 10: in the parking.
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  Speaker 11: The only light blue car in the parking lot. Right now,
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  Speaker 11: I ain't gonna say I've been the only light blue
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  Speaker 11: car in the damn parking lot.
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  Speaker 1: Ma'am, I'm not look and I'm in the.
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  Speaker 11: Middle of watching t What can I do for you?
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  Speaker 2: What you mean? What can you do for me? You
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  Speaker 2: didn't hit my car?
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  Speaker 11: He he ain't touch your damn car. If you got
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  Speaker 11: some cameras out in this parking lot that saw me
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  Speaker 11: hit your car, no, I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't have no cameras.
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  Speaker 13: But then I.
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  Speaker 11: Believe this conversation is over, and I don't give a
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  Speaker 11: damn what the cross eyed man across the hall told you.
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  Speaker 2: Look, let me tell you something. You didn't hit my car.
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  Speaker 11: Hold on, hold on, player, Uh is you yelling at me?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not yelling at you, But you didn't hit my.
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  Speaker 10: Car to touch your damn the only light blue car
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  Speaker 10: in the parking.
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  Speaker 11: Line, the only light blue car in the parking lot
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  Speaker 11: now and as a matter of correct, my car ain't
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  Speaker 11: even in the parking lot. My sister bar my car
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  Speaker 11: go to the soop?
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  Speaker 2: Well, is it possible that your sister is the one
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  Speaker 2: that hit my car?
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  Speaker 3: Now? Now?
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  Speaker 1: What okay?
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  Speaker 10: Is your sister when is she coming back? Maybe she
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  Speaker 10: hit my car and didn't tell you she hit my car.
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  Speaker 11: She ain't hit your car. Shan't hit your car because
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  Speaker 11: she would have told me she hit your damn call. Look,
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  Speaker 11: I said, ain't nobody hit your damn car. My car
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  Speaker 11: ain't got no damn scratches on it? Then give what
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  Speaker 11: kind of scratches you got on your car? But I
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  Speaker 11: can't do a damn thing about it. And even if
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  Speaker 11: you did, let me just be clear, I ain't got
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  Speaker 11: no insurance, no way, so I can't do nothing for you.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, let me tell.
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  Speaker 11: You something you ain't got to tell me. You ain't
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  Speaker 11: got to seeing me. Thanks, And as far as I'm concerned,
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  Speaker 11: this conversation.
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  Speaker 2: Is over, let me ask you how hung call it back?
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  Speaker 8: Mister?
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  Speaker 11: You act like I ain't got.
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  Speaker 13: Your damn my car.
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  Speaker 11: No, you had them scratches on your car all ready,
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  Speaker 11: and you ain't finna use me as no excuse to
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  Speaker 11: get you no new papers.
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  Speaker 2: I had no scratches already on my car.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah you had them. Oh yeah, you had no idea.
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  Speaker 11: Now I'm gonna tell them. An insurance is justin if
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  Speaker 11: he come over here now, because you gonna be using
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  Speaker 11: your insurance and I already told you I ain't got it.
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  Speaker 10: Don't make me come over to your apartment number seven eight,
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  Speaker 10: standing in the door.
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  Speaker 11: I'm on my way to the door now, I'm standing
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  Speaker 11: in the door.
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  Speaker 10: Come on, come on, Look, I got thirty five hundred
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  Speaker 10: dollars worth of scratches on my car that you need
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  Speaker 10: to pay for.
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  Speaker 11: You the owner only ain't even worth thirty five one
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  Speaker 11: hundred dollars. So you already doing better than me?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 11: What?
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  Speaker 3: What? What?
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  Speaker 13: Look?
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  Speaker 11: I'm already told you I'm tired of talking to you.
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  Speaker 11: I'm watching TV and you ain't got talking to me
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  Speaker 11: about I need to talk to.
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  Speaker 10: You about this car, Lady, I got thirty tout your car.
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  Speaker 11: My car ain't bumped up against your car. I ain't
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  Speaker 11: even park next to know BMW's lately.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bens. What'll ever bu it's a.
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  Speaker 11: Ben C two forty a black Give a damn if
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  Speaker 11: it's a ben seven this seven, I can't help you.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: They don't make a seven seventy.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I don't, damn lady.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Look, you know what? Can I say something to you?
• 19:09
  Speaker 11: No, you can't say you know what you can say
• 19:11
  Speaker 11: to me? You can say bye.
• 19:13
  Speaker 10: I just want to say one more thing to you,
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  Speaker 10: one more thing.
• 19:16
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna give you a one moment thing. Go ahead on.
• 19:19
  Speaker 10: All I want to say is this, nephew, Timmy from
• 19:21
  Speaker 10: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, your sister robbing out of
• 19:24
  Speaker 10: DC putting me off.
• 19:25
  Speaker 11: Oh that don't make me. You know what, I don't
• 19:30
  Speaker 11: even have y'all show. I listened to the show on
• 19:34
  Speaker 11: the internet and this, Oh you wait till I talked
• 19:38
  Speaker 11: to her.
• 19:39
  Speaker 10: Ally, mister Dale, will Lizzen before you go? Can you
• 19:42
  Speaker 10: tell me what is the baddest radio show in the.
• 19:46
  Speaker 11: Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 19:50
  Speaker 14: Alright, nephew told me you knew you didn't run into
• 19:53
  Speaker 14: nobody else.
• 19:54
  Speaker 11: Damn, well, I ain't hear nobody because I'll be trying
• 19:56
  Speaker 11: to talk myself out there. Thok, so won't nobody in me?
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Lovelastic classic.
• 20:11
  Speaker 15: When you said Sad needs a BMW whatever.
• 20:16
  Speaker 10: Height you already doing better than me, That's right, classic, Las.
• 20:24
  Speaker 10: The Nephew is coming to Dallas, Baby Dallas Father's Day Weekend,
• 20:28
  Speaker 10: that is June fifteenth at the Majestic. That is Nephew
• 20:32
  Speaker 10: Tommy's House party. Comedy. Damn, it's a party. It's comedy
• 20:35
  Speaker 10: all wrapped up in the one. And we got my man,
• 20:38
  Speaker 10: we got Tony Robbins won when we got Dominique in
• 20:40
  Speaker 10: the building. And tickets are on sale right now and
• 20:42
  Speaker 10: they are selling pretty dog gone good.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I feel good about myself, I really do.
• 20:49
  Speaker 9: Congratulations for feeling good about yourself. Coming up next, it
• 20:53
  Speaker 9: is the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. You're listening
• 20:59
  Speaker 9: Harby Moore Show, coming up at the top of the hour.
• 21:02
  Speaker 9: And entertainment news the first debate between President Biden and
• 21:06
  Speaker 9: Donald Trump iss sept for June twenty seventh. New survey
• 21:09
  Speaker 9: reveals which celebrity people want as their president. Hmmm, should
• 21:15
  Speaker 9: I tell you now it's Denzel Washington.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, He's got our vote.
• 21:21
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 21:22
  Speaker 9: And the news that read lobster restaurants are closing is trending.
• 21:26
  Speaker 9: Bye bye Cheddar Bay Biscuits. This is all coming up
• 21:30
  Speaker 9: at the top of the hour, but right now it
• 21:32
  Speaker 9: is time to ask the clo All right, Anne, and
• 21:36
  Speaker 9: south Haven says, my husband and I were at the
• 21:39
  Speaker 9: movies and the cashier dated our son in high school.
• 21:42
  Speaker 9: She called me missus Thomas, but she said hi Tony
• 21:46
  Speaker 9: to my husband.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: He didn't correct her.
• 21:48
  Speaker 9: He said, it's no big deal. Why did he allow it?
• 21:51
  Speaker 9: Is this inappropriate?
• 21:56
  Speaker 8: I mean if she dated the sun then in high
• 22:01
  Speaker 8: school and they don't, why would he can't correct people?
• 22:07
  Speaker 8: He can't correct people when you run up into people,
• 22:10
  Speaker 8: that's room. You can't stop or correct everybody. Why does bother.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: The familiarity?
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, all the time?
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: I got time for.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: You?
• 22:28
  Speaker 10: Do I got time for for what?
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
• 22:35
  Speaker 8: And if you if you young young and you call
• 22:39
  Speaker 8: me Steve, I will stop you and say it's mister Harris.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: But if your mama ain't talking.
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: But see now I understand that, but everybody ain't that way.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, I don't.
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: I don't you know, I wouldn't write in about it.
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: Why didn't he correct her?
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know, because.
• 22:59
  Speaker 15: The mister such and such bothered.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, familiar with.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: It's mister Hayes.
• 23:09
  Speaker 12: Yeah, she could have definitely hell wrong with you.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: We used to get knocked out for that. You missed.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: I would have missed in front of something, what mister
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: miss I I still do that to people.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: M hmm yeah, yeah, all right, moning, I.
• 23:29
  Speaker 8: Require it of all employees. You have to call me
• 23:33
  Speaker 8: mister Hardy. So I don't allow that.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 23:36
  Speaker 8: Damn if we had family few and all this hip.
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: If I pay you, I'm mister hart.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well let me.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Start incorporating that with my people. I'll tell you right now.
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: You put Steve my ass.
• 23:53
  Speaker 9: No worry about that. That's one, But that's all the
• 23:59
  Speaker 9: w one.
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: I'm turning these corners, waking up every more and doing
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: these radio shows, and in that a portion of this
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: money that I make I give to you.
• 24:11
  Speaker 9: Well, that's all the wife wants in this question, in
• 24:14
  Speaker 9: this little scenarios.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about employees.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: She wants her respect.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Took this down at the floor.
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: I just used it as a personal moment to be him,
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: So I don't really don't care about the question.
• 24:29
  Speaker 9: The same thing.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: She touched your soul, all right?
• 24:37
  Speaker 16: Moving on to testing, you know what goad.
• 24:43
  Speaker 9: Testing Columbus writes, My boyfriend cheated on me, and he
• 24:47
  Speaker 9: blamed it on the eclipse.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I thought he was joking. I thought he was joking,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: but he was very serious.
• 24:55
  Speaker 9: I'm more worried about him believing in strange phenomena than
• 24:59
  Speaker 9: him cheating. Should I encourage him to go talk to
• 25:01
  Speaker 9: someone whoa lady?
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: If you believe that, if you let that would go,
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: you in for a whole plethora of fresh innovative lines.
• 25:16
  Speaker 12: Yeah, the eclipse, lie, Yeah, I know that ain't a
• 25:20
  Speaker 12: good right. I specialized in quick laugh. Yes you do,
• 25:28
  Speaker 12: and that's not finn to be here now. The only
• 25:32
  Speaker 12: only reason I.
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: Would use the eclipse in heaven an affair world, baby.
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: I didn't have my glasses on, sir, and it burned
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: out my redness.
• 25:43
  Speaker 12: And I I couldn't see no more.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Good one.
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: And then I'll look I'll look dead at her and go, Darlene,
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: I'm sorry. My name see that I'm blind.
• 26:06
  Speaker 9: So she's the one that needs to go and talk
• 26:08
  Speaker 9: to someone, not her man. All right, Moving on to
• 26:12
  Speaker 9: Leslie and Hartford. Leslie says, a female DMed me to
• 26:16
  Speaker 9: tell me she had sex with my husband. I didn't
• 26:19
  Speaker 9: tell my husband. Instead, I showed him the girl's IG
• 26:23
  Speaker 9: page and told him I was going to lunch with her.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: He didn't lunch, he said cool and kept it moving.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Is this proof she is lying?
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: Well, that's what you're trying to figure out, you know what,
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: Like he didn't. I don't understand. What are you supposed
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: to do? What's going to lunch with her?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Fault? Okay, cool, y'all going lunch, go to cool? Lying, Yeah,
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: have a good time, go go to lunch.
• 26:55
  Speaker 8: Waste waste your time? Right, everything a man do ain't alive.
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: But see y'all so quick, y'all so quick to wanna
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: believe your man ain't nothing. That's why you always end
• 27:12
  Speaker 8: up with want that ain't. Your belief attracts to you
• 27:17
  Speaker 8: what you believed. If you believe all me and adult,
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: she's said to meet all of 'em. Okay, because you
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: have to verify your thought process. Have you ever thought
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: that the woman could be trick.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, So how should she deal with this?
• 27:33
  Speaker 9: Because the woman did DM her and said she was
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: going she had sex with her husband, So what should
• 27:42
  Speaker 9: she have done instead of playing a tricky like she
• 27:45
  Speaker 9: did with her husband?
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: Are your dudes ask your huh immediately?
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: And I don't know no woman that didn't that would exactly.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: But it was a trick you did.
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: And when hey, me and this lady right here, we're
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: going to lund sorry, you have a good time.
• 28:06
  Speaker 10: W he to give you the same ass if you
• 28:08
  Speaker 10: had asked him emails, Stay in Pocket.
• 28:16
  Speaker 15: Said Steve, wouldn't me right?
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 28:25
  Speaker 9: Last one Felix and Pine Bluff says, I'm thirty nine,
• 28:28
  Speaker 9: my wife is forty five. Our birthdays are a week apart.
• 28:30
  Speaker 9: We usually celebrate together, but this is my big four.
• 28:33
  Speaker 9: Oh and I want my own party, she says. No
• 28:36
  Speaker 9: one knows I'm younger than she is. Would it be
• 28:37
  Speaker 9: wrong to plan a party for my fortieth anyway?
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, yeah it was.
• 28:46
  Speaker 8: I mean, look, man, you're gonna play at the party anyway,
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: and your wife ain't gonna be there.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: It's stupid.
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: How you think that's gonna be a cost? How do
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: you think that's gonna work? I'm playing Faudy, which you
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: will without you, But DN, are you going to invite him?
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: So just a it worth it, it worth issue, big
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: faux old, just have it.
• 29:10
  Speaker 9: Okay, all right, all right, thank you, Clo. Coming up
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: at the top of the hour, we will have some
• 29:17
  Speaker 9: entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening Hard
• 29:22
  Speaker 9: Morning Show. Well it has been set. Both President Biden
• 29:28
  Speaker 9: and Donald Trump have accepted an invitation from CNN to
• 29:31
  Speaker 9: debate on June twenty seventh in Atlanta. Biden posted on
• 29:35
  Speaker 9: X quote I've received and accepted an invitation from at
• 29:39
  Speaker 9: CNN for a debate on June twenty seventh. Over to you, Donald,
• 29:44
  Speaker 9: as you said, anywhere, anytime, any place, Okay. So Trump
• 29:48
  Speaker 9: responded to CNN saying the answer is yes, I will accept.
• 29:53
  Speaker 9: President Biden and Trump also accepted an invitation from ABC
• 29:56
  Speaker 9: to hold a second debate.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: On September tenth. Well, let's talk about it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 9: The plan was to have two debates ahead of the
• 30:03
  Speaker 9: November fifth presidential election to set the tone for the
• 30:07
  Speaker 9: last few months of the campaign.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: So there you go.
• 30:11
  Speaker 8: Well, I think it's a good move for Biden because
• 30:14
  Speaker 8: of the polling numbers, which I think are you know
• 30:17
  Speaker 8: they're so yeah. I just think it's a good thing
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: for Biden. Donald Trump's not a he's not a good debater.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Debater.
• 30:28
  Speaker 8: He doesn't he rants, he goes off, he makes no
• 30:31
  Speaker 8: valid points. He knows nothing about foreign policy, and he
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: lies continues about person.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: He's just not man. I just don't But I don't understand.
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: But what's the crazy part The craziness in all of this,
• 30:48
  Speaker 8: to me, it's just the number of people who are
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: blindly supporting this man when you know he lied about
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: that election.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: You know the election wasn't stolen, when.
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: Every last one of these politicians have got no more.
• 31:04
  Speaker 8: The thing to make me sick was doing the doing
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: the insurrection on January sixth, when finally Mitch McConnell.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: And uh the other uh yeah McConnell and all the
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Republicans that.
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, this is it. I'm done, this is it. That's
• 31:25
  Speaker 8: the final straw. Enough of this guy. They said that
• 31:30
  Speaker 8: when they was running for their life. Then they found
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: out that then people still vote. All of them have
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: changed their minds. It was a small protest. All these
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: people in jail, y'all kill these law offices, y'all kill
• 31:47
  Speaker 8: these people injured them really badly. Ye, it's just and man,
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: y'all can this is hipocrisy at its highest level.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: This is a sad thing.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 31:58
  Speaker 8: The country is morally just the oh the way we
• 32:01
  Speaker 8: did this, pertry, Donald and I don't see the turnoment.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I don't see.
• 32:06
  Speaker 9: Well, yeah, we have to register, we have to vote.
• 32:09
  Speaker 9: And while we're talking about this year's presidential election. According
• 32:13
  Speaker 9: to a new survey, Denzel Washington is the celebrity that
• 32:18
  Speaker 9: people would most want to see as our president.
• 32:22
  Speaker 17: Yes, president is better, make it more better?
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, come on bleak yes lord, all right, here's here's
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: a full list.
• 32:36
  Speaker 9: Okay, starting at number ten, this is who people want
• 32:40
  Speaker 9: to see as our next president. Mark Cuban number ten,
• 32:43
  Speaker 9: number nine, Elon Musk, number eight, Bill Gates.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's Donald Trump.
• 32:52
  Speaker 9: Number eight, Bill Gates, number seven, Matthew McConaughey, number six, Winfree,
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: number five, George Clooney, number four, Clint Eastwood number three,
• 33:12
  Speaker 9: talking to that, damn chill, remember that at the Republican.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Number three, Any guesses? Any guesses?
• 33:21
  Speaker 9: Number three, Wayne Brady, Tom Hanks number three, Wayne Brady's
• 33:31
  Speaker 9: not on the list. Number two Steve Harvey, Uh you should.
• 33:37
  Speaker 9: You might be able to guess this one though, because
• 33:39
  Speaker 9: he's kind of been toying with the idea of running
• 33:42
  Speaker 9: for office, saying it publicly. The Rock he's in, Yes,
• 33:46
  Speaker 9: the Rock, number two, the Rock you've been talking about it, yep.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: And number one.
• 33:54
  Speaker 9: As we said, Denzel Washington definitely has our vote for sure.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: He will have the black woman's because you know, we
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: have been known to change elections.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Who would you pick out of that list though, Denzel?
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: Number one?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's number one.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Didn't really?
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: No, really, you know you know what you think plan
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: in your face? No, sir, Oh you're looking for experience. Yeah,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Trump was Oprah. Oprah's on the list.
• 34:26
  Speaker 9: But yeah, Denzel has my vote for sure in all
• 34:29
  Speaker 9: the ladies of America.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Anyone you think should be on the list that's not
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: on the list, guys, Steve Harvey, uh.
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: Huh, you could be background check though, he said that himself.
• 34:42
  Speaker 15: Yeah, Dom, we got a former president, got ninety one charger.
• 34:46
  Speaker 18: I don't about the promise you that back background checking
• 34:49
  Speaker 18: mean then you get.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: About four five months, six.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Your sixth incidents.
• 34:57
  Speaker 17: No, we want to Harvey, we will be your our cabinet.
• 35:04
  Speaker 17: I would I would love to be in a presidential debate.
• 35:07
  Speaker 19: Though, Oh yeah, yeah, all right, moving on, we got
• 35:16
  Speaker 19: to show Red Lobster the restaurants some love, okay, because
• 35:21
  Speaker 19: they're preparing to close their restaurants nationwide, So we got
• 35:25
  Speaker 19: to say bye bye to the cheddar Bay biscuits and
• 35:28
  Speaker 19: all of that.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: You guys, have you eaten at Red Lobster. I'm sure
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: you have.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Well, the biscuits can keep you open, obviously.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: What about those shrimps to be.
• 35:37
  Speaker 8: Trying to sell more of that damn Fishquit worrying about
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: them biscuits.
• 35:42
  Speaker 16: Everybody loves it. Brought it down, all right, Bye bye,
• 35:52
  Speaker 16: Red Lobster.
• 35:54
  Speaker 9: All right, coming up, coming up, in case you missed it,
• 35:59
  Speaker 9: we have an encoreporate from Junior in celebration of Tommy's
• 36:03
  Speaker 9: birthday tomorrow.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Right after that.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: I didn't ask for that.
• 36:05
  Speaker 9: Again, you're listening Morning Show, all right, Come on, Steve,
• 36:10
  Speaker 9: please introduce Junior poet.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Don't do it or no introduce? Oh yeah, it's your birthday, man,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: a special day. I didn't ask for this. I know
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: you didn't, but it was back by POPULARI man. According
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: to who they talked to him.
• 36:26
  Speaker 8: The ladies on the show, they like laughing Tommy, let's
• 36:29
  Speaker 8: just be real about it. This is from the ladies
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: on the show. We got two of them on a
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: laugh at the show, and they won't to laugh at
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: you though, And that's what this is.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I think you could take it personally.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: That's what this segment is about.
• 36:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean it's about it's about dragging you down
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: for your birthday.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Huh huh, that's not up there.
• 36:50
  Speaker 8: I mean, I mean, you got two women on this
• 36:52
  Speaker 8: show to produce the show, and how you got in
• 36:54
  Speaker 8: this again, it was cause of me and I.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Didn't ask for it, and you didn't ask for it,
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: so high, why don't they he asked for it?
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: I think, I think I think Judy I asked for it,
• 37:06
  Speaker 8: I think, and them three.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Ladies and four gifts to Tommy.
• 37:10
  Speaker 8: Well, ladies and gentlemen, here he is, and I bet
• 37:12
  Speaker 8: he won't do it. Lady Jay wrapped Junior's ragging and
• 37:17
  Speaker 8: ass poems proceed okay.
• 37:20
  Speaker 18: Well, talking me, I just I didn't ask for a Tommy.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: You know what, man, I ain't no need to looking sad,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: look said, I'm not. I'm not gonna do the poem.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Come on, here we go, happy birthday.
• 37:31
  Speaker 14: And nephew Timy is the name of the No, no, no,
• 37:33
  Speaker 14: but you're not kill Come on, I don't want you
• 37:38
  Speaker 14: to doing no pity point.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: No no, I'm not doing a pity poem.
• 37:41
  Speaker 20: I promise you don't finna give it to you.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: I'm not feeling sorry for him. Did he write a
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: new one? Here we go, Here we go, Just hold on.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: The poem is titled Happy Birthday, Nephew Tommy.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Your birthday is tomorrow, so here we go.
• 37:58
  Speaker 20: Tommy's birthday is Saturday, so let's give him a hand.
• 38:02
  Speaker 20: Happy Birthday, nephew Tommy or little man. At your age,
• 38:07
  Speaker 20: everything shouldn't be so frightening, like how are you still
• 38:11
  Speaker 20: scared of germs?
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Blood?
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Enlightening?
• 38:14
  Speaker 20: You always think you handsome and fresh like flowers. I
• 38:18
  Speaker 20: mean to tell you that you take too many damn shouts.
• 38:21
  Speaker 20: I got to tell you this, and Uncle Steve will agree.
• 38:24
  Speaker 20: You not as cute and you show ain't sexy. Happy birthday,
• 38:28
  Speaker 20: and this ain't no hate, but we know you either
• 38:31
  Speaker 20: gonna take off or come in late.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Happy Birthday timey the end.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: There you go, that's pretty much you. You happy.
• 38:42
  Speaker 20: I wasn't buying you thinking thrill doing that.
• 38:47
  Speaker 17: Mile wrote you a birthday poem?
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, disrespectfulan's poem? Here didn't roll? Now y'all got
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: something about Yes, ain't you scared of germs?
• 39:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: I know, ain't you scared of blood? Frighten? Where's disrespect that?
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Then?
• 39:11
  Speaker 10: Batter little man. Let's tell little man, well that is well,
• 39:18
  Speaker 10: well you ain't big man.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: So now you're in on it all right? Coming up
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: at thirty four minutes after no, you.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Was in it. You just got in it. I'm sorry
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: I couldn't.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Get Roscoe Wall's up next.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: You're listening morning show?
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen. He is here, Carly, your
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: man Roscoe in the building.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Ye, what's going on Roscott's this morning? Oh lady right now?
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: I know that probably right here but in the MIDDLEESO, okay,
• 39:49
  Speaker 8: all over for brutal brow them all?
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: You know him?
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Oh? Oh, oh, you know we're right another here he
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: ca was the world right over here?
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Leave the dolphin? You wrote that? Oh yeah, I wrote that.
• 40:08
  Speaker 8: You know, young head boys don't know knowing about leave
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: no damn door? Where they get that from?
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: That?
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Sound old? Didn't it?
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna leave a door over I'm gonna leave the
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: door open. Yeah at late night, creepy because they got Alexa.
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: Now they ain't gotta leave the door over. They're telling
• 40:30
  Speaker 8: Alexa open the damn door that I'm gonna call on
• 40:36
  Speaker 8: Alexa opening the door. See out of that sound. Quell anybody?
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: What's going on with your colleague?
• 40:44
  Speaker 20: All right?
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: So a couple of things.
• 40:46
  Speaker 15: First of all, we were kind of talking about this
• 40:48
  Speaker 15: with Steve. You heard about Tyrese You got served papers
• 40:53
  Speaker 15: while performing on Yeah?
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Has that ever happened to you? All?
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: Hell?
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got served papers?
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: What song were you singing?
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Were you singing?
• 41:04
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: I was singing, Oh she's got paper? Here they come.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: He's got paper?
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Oh me?
• 41:21
  Speaker 8: And he walked right out there and handed it to me.
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: I wouldn't even surprise. I stay ready, I.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Think quick.
• 41:34
  Speaker 8: My whole life ain't nothing slow about me. I think
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: you're seven still friends, you're.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Doing it rock?
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: So you could you sympathize with Tyree? You've been there,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: you've been there?
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 41:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I don't sympathize with him. I just been there. He
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: should have went on took them papers.
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: Sigga, siger wonder have nine see ty read them pison mall.
• 41:57
  Speaker 8: Now they gonna find it, they gonna run there, They
• 41:58
  Speaker 8: gonna really make a fool out of shoot that chook
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: the papers. I really don't know how to help nothing.
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: I no wonder he didn't get on line though.
• 42:07
  Speaker 15: All right, let's move on, we move it off from sorry, Yeah,
• 42:10
  Speaker 15: all right, Memorial Day, the countdown is on, grilling season,
• 42:13
  Speaker 15: barbecue time.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: You know how we do backyard.
• 42:17
  Speaker 15: Family reunion, summer I want you. I'm trying to put
• 42:21
  Speaker 15: together summer playlist, summer play there, what do you want?
• 42:27
  Speaker 15: Al green, love and happiness?
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Down down, down, down, down, long and happen.
• 42:40
  Speaker 8: Then come on, wait a minute, something going wrong?
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Somebody on the phone. What time is it? Three o'clock
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: in the morning? And way too in here, way too cool?
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Something wrong? Been in with some one? Your help? Hey, happiness?
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Is we you really? Really?
• 43:13
  Speaker 8: I mean, you really feel good about somebody? Yeah? Ain't
• 43:18
  Speaker 8: nothing wrong being in love with some one?
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, oh love it happened?
• 43:34
  Speaker 13: Then?
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it right there, Okay.
• 43:39
  Speaker 15: All right, moment before we run out of town, before
• 43:42
  Speaker 15: I let go, you.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Make me happy this you can't be come on out.
• 43:55
  Speaker 8: You stood right beside me here and sure he gonna
• 44:01
  Speaker 8: forget it.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I really love you.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: You should know if he said I won't to make
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: sure before I lit.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, stop that prank phone call, bra Ba And what.
• 44:28
  Speaker 9: You're listening morning show coming up at about four minutes
• 44:33
  Speaker 9: after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today. And
• 44:37
  Speaker 9: the subject is he wants to be the center of attention.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: Hmmm.
• 44:42
  Speaker 9: I wonder who that's about. We'll get into it and
• 44:44
  Speaker 9: find out in just a few because right now, you
• 44:47
  Speaker 9: know it, Right now it is time for the nephew
• 44:51
  Speaker 9: in today's prank phone call, which you got next for.
• 44:54
  Speaker 10: You know you, you really didn't lost your man when
• 44:57
  Speaker 10: you when you way beyond.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: To do a prank.
• 45:03
  Speaker 10: And on this particular prank, I actually mail some draw
• 45:08
  Speaker 10: to a particular household.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: I mailed my draw to a particular household.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I went above and beyond this.
• 45:19
  Speaker 21: Yeah yeah, yeah, So this right here is called the gift.
• 45:25
  Speaker 21: The gift all right this yeah, so okay, stop, I'm
• 45:31
  Speaker 21: the only one mail drawer.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: I'm the only one ever.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Just send somebody the guarantee, that's all you dog A.
• 45:40
  Speaker 10: Nobody went down there to the post all but put
• 45:42
  Speaker 10: their draws in a box and just send them.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I ain't. Nobody doesn't ever make You're.
• 45:46
  Speaker 10: The omagine ka all right, well here it is the
• 45:52
  Speaker 10: gift go dog.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: If you would.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to Uh, I'm trying to how you're doing. Listen.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: We you and I we've never met. I wanted to
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: reach out to you though. Did you did you get
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Did you get a package? I said to you last week?
• 46:10
  Speaker 13: A package?
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Who is this?
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: My name is my name? My name is Jason, And
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: I sent you a package?
• 46:16
  Speaker 13: Do I know you? Who are you?
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Say? Again?
• 46:19
  Speaker 13: Now, how do I know you?
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: You don't know me. I'm just you know, I guess
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: you could say I'm like a secret admirer. And I've
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: been a minding you for quite some time. And uh,
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: you know, I sent you a little something and uh,
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: you know, I didn't know if either if you got
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: it or not if I had to write address, but
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: I wanted to know if you had gotten it. So
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: you know, this is like my first time reaching out
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: to you.
• 46:38
  Speaker 13: I sent that package to my house.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I mean you got you got a pair
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: of a pair of my underwear with the rose feedals
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: all in it.
• 46:45
  Speaker 13: You said, yeah, you're sends h to my house?
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Are you?
• 46:50
  Speaker 13: And how did you know me?
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: I've been a mind you for a long time and
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: I see I see you at your job, I see
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: you at your house, you know, at the grocery market
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: when I see you, So what you stocker?
• 47:01
  Speaker 13: Well do I know you? Even?
• 47:04
  Speaker 8: Where?
• 47:04
  Speaker 13: Do I know you from?
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: You don't know me? You know you don't know me
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: at all, but you you.
• 47:09
  Speaker 13: Know, Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute.
• 47:11
  Speaker 13: You're intit of some draws to my house, got my
• 47:14
  Speaker 13: husband all up in an uproar.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: But I ain't Sam draws.
• 47:18
  Speaker 13: And you don't even know me. You got a husband, Yeah,
• 47:22
  Speaker 13: I got a husband.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay, I didn't. I mean, hey, no disrespect, Brie,
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: I ain't. I ain't know you got a husband.
• 47:29
  Speaker 13: You know you've been watching me stock me at my job,
• 47:32
  Speaker 13: in my house. You gotta know that.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Hey, I apologize on that, but you so you did
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: get it.
• 47:38
  Speaker 13: I don't want to apology.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah I got them, Okay, I mean what did you
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: think about the gesture? Though?
• 47:43
  Speaker 13: I mean it makes funny something to you. My husband
• 47:46
  Speaker 13: got that package with my name on it. And I've
• 47:50
  Speaker 13: been for the last week going through hell let's checking
• 47:53
  Speaker 13: my Facebook, all on my emails, going through my car
• 47:56
  Speaker 13: history on my phone. I get he waked my up
• 47:59
  Speaker 13: in the middle of the night times about this, and
• 48:01
  Speaker 13: you're gonna ask me about are you crazy?
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: You know? I was just admiring you. I thought, you know,
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: sending a pair.
• 48:09
  Speaker 13: Of draws to my house.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: You like that.
• 48:15
  Speaker 13: I don't even know you like that.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I know, but I was. You know,
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: that was my way of like showing you that I
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: admire you, that I'm into you.
• 48:23
  Speaker 13: You know that was just that's some sick I don't
• 48:27
  Speaker 13: need no draws, especially those strange draws. I got draws
• 48:31
  Speaker 13: at the house. I got two sons, a husband. I
• 48:33
  Speaker 13: watched draws every week. I don't need no draws. You
• 48:36
  Speaker 13: don't do no like that upset my whole household, have me,
• 48:40
  Speaker 13: damn me in divorce court behind some draws. What I
• 48:44
  Speaker 13: want to know is how to head off?
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: Do you know me?
• 48:47
  Speaker 13: How do you How did you get my address where
• 48:50
  Speaker 13: I worked?
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 48:51
  Speaker 13: How did you know me? My phone number? Honest? How
• 48:54
  Speaker 13: do you know me? I don't get that. Where did
• 48:58
  Speaker 13: you get my trunk? I tell you what college number?
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Back?
• 49:01
  Speaker 13: When my husband get home, you can with him. He
• 49:05
  Speaker 13: can get your draws back. You come meet him in
• 49:07
  Speaker 13: the morning. I have him there.
• 49:08
  Speaker 9: Come.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: I'm not trying to have altercations with nobody.
• 49:12
  Speaker 13: I'm not trying to have all of that you explained
• 49:14
  Speaker 13: to him and get this off my because I had
• 49:16
  Speaker 13: enough of this draws at my door.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Okay, let me ask you this here? Will you send
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: me some of yours?
• 49:24
  Speaker 13: You didn't? Are you not listening to me? Hell no,
• 49:27
  Speaker 13: you can't handle of my draws. Why don't you ask
• 49:29
  Speaker 13: my husband for him when he could hear in the morning.
• 49:31
  Speaker 13: Why don't you ask him for some of my drops?
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: I thought I thought it would be, you know, like
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: a sign of something, something intimate, something from me, you know,
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: kind of like a token of where I wanted the
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: relationship to go.
• 49:44
  Speaker 13: I don't even know you. You got my damn there
• 49:49
  Speaker 13: in divorce court behind some damn draws, and I don't
• 49:53
  Speaker 13: even know who are you? How? Who are you? How
• 49:58
  Speaker 13: do you know so much about me? Where did you
• 50:00
  Speaker 13: get my address from? How do you know where I work?
• 50:03
  Speaker 13: How you get my phone?
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Who for you?
• 50:06
  Speaker 13: You seem like you to know you don't have husband?
• 50:11
  Speaker 13: Matter of fact, say what this number in you come
• 50:14
  Speaker 13: back on this number in an hour, and that it's home.
• 50:17
  Speaker 13: So we can get this trait so.
• 50:19
  Speaker 8: You can talk to him.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Do that for me? Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm not
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: looking for no altercation now if if oh you look,
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: you're looking.
• 50:27
  Speaker 13: For fun and you still don't understand. So how do
• 50:30
  Speaker 13: you say that's what you want? Because I'm trying to
• 50:32
  Speaker 13: explain to you. You don upset my whole household, got
• 50:35
  Speaker 13: my over here, the nerves, and you ain't understanding that.
• 50:38
  Speaker 13: So obviously what you are looking for is an altercation.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not looking for I'm looking for I'm looking
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: for some personal time with you. That's what I'm looking for.
• 50:48
  Speaker 13: My personal time is with my person. What about that?
• 50:52
  Speaker 13: Don't you understand?
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: I will you send me a pair of your underwell?
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: What I mean, I'm not asking too much. If you
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: just send me a pair, I'll go away.
• 51:04
  Speaker 13: I said, you give me your address, Yeah, tell me
• 51:07
  Speaker 13: where to centerm tell me where to send us right now?
• 51:12
  Speaker 13: What you hell? Yeah, give me the address. You give
• 51:14
  Speaker 13: me the address, and my fact I hand deliver right tonight.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: See, you're trying to create an alfkase, why not just
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: give you a po box? So you're trying to create
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: an altercation?
• 51:24
  Speaker 13: No, give me your address? You got mine. You got
• 51:26
  Speaker 13: my address? Let me send you something to your address.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: No, nah, that's all right. Look, you know what? Can
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: I say one more thing to you? No? You know what?
• 51:34
  Speaker 13: I don't want it?
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: What? What?
• 51:35
  Speaker 13: What the do you have to say to me?
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Can I say one more thing till you please?
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: What do you want?
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: I just want to tell you who I am? Can
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: I tell you who I am?
• 51:45
  Speaker 13: You know it told me who you are. I want
• 51:47
  Speaker 13: to know how to you know me? Where you get from?
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Listen to me real closely. This is nephew. You tell
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: pranked by your sister. Oh tello.
• 52:07
  Speaker 13: Oh I'm gonna go Oh my goodness, yeah, Oh I'm
• 52:15
  Speaker 13: gonna get hurt. Oh my god.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: Hey. Look we started this over a week and a
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: half ago.
• 52:21
  Speaker 13: We sell me. I'm going through helphone a week behind you.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 52:27
  Speaker 13: Oh my goodness, I a bree.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: Tell your man to sim it down. It was all
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: a brank phone called baby.
• 52:36
  Speaker 13: He is not going to believe this, Oh my goodness,
• 52:39
  Speaker 13: he is not going.
• 52:40
  Speaker 20: To believe it.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Tell me this, Bree, what is the baddest I'm talking
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: about the baddest radio show in the land.
• 52:46
  Speaker 13: Steve Harvey Morning Shows.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Draws and all.
• 52:50
  Speaker 13: H my goodness, yeah, you have it.
• 52:56
  Speaker 10: You feel strong about something, Hey, put it in the mail.
• 52:58
  Speaker 10: Put your draws in the mail. What love make you
• 53:02
  Speaker 10: do that?
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Man? I thought that was a good idea.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Stupid?
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: He does love make you do that?
• 53:10
  Speaker 10: Okay, if you're in Dallas and you feel like mailing
• 53:15
  Speaker 10: your drop, well, no, I'm playing. I'm playing.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing.
• 53:19
  Speaker 10: Come on, heng come hang out with the Nephew at
• 53:21
  Speaker 10: the Majestic there in the June fifteenth Father's Day weekend
• 53:24
  Speaker 10: Saturday night.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: I will be there. It will be off.
• 53:27
  Speaker 10: The chaining is Nephew Tommy's house party comedy jam. You
• 53:31
  Speaker 10: do not want to miss it. It is straight ignorant
• 53:33
  Speaker 10: from the beginning to the ending. And you're gonna get
• 53:36
  Speaker 10: a lot of time in this time. I promise you
• 53:39
  Speaker 10: that I put my stamp on it. That's for real,
• 53:41
  Speaker 10: all right. Ain't no half time, it ain't no ten minutes.
• 53:45
  Speaker 11: All right?
• 53:48
  Speaker 9: Coming up next Strawberry letter subject he wants to be
• 53:51
  Speaker 9: the center of attention.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: You're listening hard Morning Show.
• 53:59
  Speaker 9: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter and if
• 54:02
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• 54:06
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  Speaker 9: this one right here, right now, and you never know,
• 54:17
  Speaker 9: it could be yours.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: It could be yours. Muggle up and hold on tight.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: We got it for you. Hear it is Strawberry Letter.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew.
• 54:25
  Speaker 9: Subject he wants to be the center of attention. Dear
• 54:29
  Speaker 9: Stephen Shirley, I've spoiled my husband and made him the
• 54:33
  Speaker 9: center of my universe, but whatever I do, it's never enough.
• 54:37
  Speaker 9: I'm tired of going to functions with him and he
• 54:40
  Speaker 9: has to be the center of attention. Recently, at an
• 54:43
  Speaker 9: outdoor concert, we were with a group of our friends
• 54:46
  Speaker 9: and one of our friends got us the tickets because
• 54:48
  Speaker 9: he is the cousin of one of the artists. My
• 54:51
  Speaker 9: husband had to outdo the guy by knowing all of
• 54:54
  Speaker 9: the dances that the group did back in the day,
• 54:56
  Speaker 9: and I was so ashamed to see him poplocking in
• 54:59
  Speaker 9: front of everyone. He had to try to outdance everyone.
• 55:03
  Speaker 9: When we go to dinner. He wants to impress everyone
• 55:05
  Speaker 9: by his knowledge of wine, and he will brag to
• 55:08
  Speaker 9: other people near us about his wine collection. Our friends
• 55:12
  Speaker 9: clown him, but they love being around him because he's
• 55:16
  Speaker 9: one big ball of energy. They never know what he
• 55:20
  Speaker 9: will say or what lie he will tell to make
• 55:22
  Speaker 9: himself look impressive. He's also very annoying whenever we have
• 55:27
  Speaker 9: threesomes erk. He's also very annoying when we have threesomes.
• 55:33
  Speaker 9: I can't have fun because he's watching my every move,
• 55:36
  Speaker 9: and afterwards he complains about what I did to the
• 55:39
  Speaker 9: others and what I didn't do to him. It's making
• 55:42
  Speaker 9: me want to go back to the way things were
• 55:45
  Speaker 9: before he asked me to have a threesome with him.
• 55:47
  Speaker 9: There's so much other stuff he could be doing instead
• 55:50
  Speaker 9: of trying to have me focus on him the whole time.
• 55:53
  Speaker 9: He'd asked me about swinging, and I would love to,
• 55:57
  Speaker 9: but I don't think he can handle it. How do
• 55:59
  Speaker 9: I deal with my husband's constant need for attention? Excuse me,
• 56:05
  Speaker 9: that's your question. I just can't believe that's your first question.
• 56:11
  Speaker 9: You waited almost till the end of the letter to
• 56:14
  Speaker 9: tell us that he gets on your nerves during threesomes.
• 56:17
  Speaker 9: I mean, you said a lot of other things too,
• 56:19
  Speaker 9: but I think the most important thing or what you're
• 56:22
  Speaker 9: most concerned about here is the threesomes.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, And it's okay what you.
• 56:27
  Speaker 9: Guys do, and if you don't have a problem with it,
• 56:29
  Speaker 9: why should I. So the issue for you is is
• 56:33
  Speaker 9: just your constant, your husband's constant need for attention and why.
• 56:37
  Speaker 9: I don't know why he needs attention like this. Maybe
• 56:40
  Speaker 9: he didn't get enough as a child or something. Maybe
• 56:43
  Speaker 9: he's into threesomes in swinging because the more people in
• 56:46
  Speaker 9: the room, the marrier, as long as all of the
• 56:49
  Speaker 9: attention is on him. And you yourself might enjoy doing
• 56:52
  Speaker 9: these things, but you're married to a man who needs
• 56:55
  Speaker 9: so much attention that of course he's not gonna want
• 56:57
  Speaker 9: you to be with anyone else but him. He wants
• 56:59
  Speaker 9: you you there for him if he had it his way.
• 57:02
  Speaker 9: He wants threesomes and he wants to swing, but he
• 57:05
  Speaker 9: wants it just for himself, not for you. So don't
• 57:09
  Speaker 9: try to enjoy yourself, don't try to, you know, have
• 57:12
  Speaker 9: any fun in this. Please don't pay any attention to
• 57:15
  Speaker 9: anyone but him at all times. If this is what
• 57:18
  Speaker 9: you guys are doing. This is not about you, wifey,
• 57:21
  Speaker 9: It's not about you. This is about him. You're tired,
• 57:24
  Speaker 9: you say of his shenanigans.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Anyway, Steve, I'm just.
• 57:30
  Speaker 8: You know what, these letters with all these new norms
• 57:34
  Speaker 8: in it, and it's just amazing to me. I mean, lady,
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: what's wrong.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: With y'all out here? What is wrong with y'all?
• 57:45
  Speaker 8: I mean, really, man, y'all keep sending us these letters
• 57:48
  Speaker 8: with these way out moments, and y'all just discussing them
• 57:53
  Speaker 8: like they just as normal, Like I mean, you know,
• 57:56
  Speaker 8: like everybody else doing it. No, everybody else ain't doing it.
• 58:01
  Speaker 8: Now it's a lot more people doing it, obviously, because
• 58:04
  Speaker 8: now y'all right in it about it and it's just
• 58:06
  Speaker 8: the norm.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: And I'm another new norm that I don't know what
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: you want us to tell you.
• 58:11
  Speaker 8: You opened a letter with I've spoiled my husband and
• 58:15
  Speaker 8: made him the center of my universe.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: But whatever I do, it ain't to know. And then
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: according to this letter, you done done damn near everything.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know what else. He won't.
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: I sure don't want to be there when he be
• 58:31
  Speaker 8: talking about this new stuff he finish come up with
• 58:36
  Speaker 8: I'm tired of going to functions with him. He got
• 58:38
  Speaker 8: to be the center of attention. See the letter was
• 58:41
  Speaker 8: going okay in here. You know we recently y'all went
• 58:44
  Speaker 8: to our deal concert where y'all was with a group
• 58:46
  Speaker 8: of friends, and one of your friends got tickets because
• 58:49
  Speaker 8: he knows somebody in the group, right, but your husband
• 58:52
  Speaker 8: had I'll do the man by knowing all the dances
• 58:55
  Speaker 8: that the group did back in the day. Now running man,
• 59:01
  Speaker 8: I was so ashamed to see him pop locking in
• 59:04
  Speaker 8: front of everybody. He had to try to outdance everybody. Now,
• 59:09
  Speaker 8: let me stop right here. When you at a concert
• 59:13
  Speaker 8: and you trying to outdance everybody everyone.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: That's some hard ass dancing he does.
• 59:21
  Speaker 8: I mean the sweat rings that's under his arms on
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: that silk shirt he woke is all the way down
• 59:27
  Speaker 8: to his belt. I mean at this point he looking trifling.
• 59:33
  Speaker 8: I mean, this dude, dude, you dancing way too hard.
• 59:36
  Speaker 8: But you can't even hear the songs right now, because
• 59:39
  Speaker 8: you know, you gotta focus on your next move.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: You got to you know, you gotta do the four corners.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: Then you got to come out with the pearl. Then
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: you got to hit him with the muscle man. Then
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: you got to hit him with the earl fleeing.
• 59:53
  Speaker 8: Then you got to pop lock. Then you got to
• 59:55
  Speaker 8: come back and hit him with the uh with the
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: running mate. Then you got to come back and double
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 8: work the snake in.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: Then you got to come up out of that, go
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: right into the cabbage patch. Yes, you know what I mean.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 8: You got to come out the cabbage patch. Then he
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 8: grove up a little bit. He tied now just for
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 8: extra show that he help he throw in the nay nay, yeah.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 8: Why he stepped in and he was just giving the
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 8: tool and right for that, a little hall of shake.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 8: This boy is exhausted. All the group was doing the medley.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 9: Hang on, Steve, we'll have for two of your response
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 9: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 9: Strawberry letter, subject he wants to be the center of attention.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 9: We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: You're listening Morning show, All right.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 9: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 9: he wants to be the center of attention.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: Got this man out here that got to be She
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 8: tired of him because he'd have made her. She has
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 8: made him the center of her universe, and he's doing
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 8: everything she can for him, and she tired of it.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: Now we're gonna get to the real part of this.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 8: Ant a hot tide issue, but she can't do nothing
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: with to go to company functions, he got to be
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 8: senter attention. They went to our though concert. He up
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 8: trying to outdance everybody. He done put all the dancing
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 8: together at one time. He haled him shape doing the
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: pee wee herman come up out of here, cabbage patch, snake,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 8: running man, the monkey who he did the monkey on?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: They asked that, ain't nobody said the monkey was just him?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, he did the monkey, then he did the roach,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 8: killed the roach. He just too much. Now the sweat
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: rings under his arms. He's crazy now. And then when
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 8: you will go out to dinner, he want to impress
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 8: everybody with his or knowledge of wine and brag the
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 8: other people kneel us about his wine collection. Now he
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 8: ain't no rich dude because the rich dudes don't do
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 8: all this here. So his wine collection really ain't all
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 8: that you know haul in here talking about it. I
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 8: got some man of chevies, you know, So what is
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 8: that you know? For my special occasions. I break out
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: my silver Oaks. That's his most expensive bottle of wine,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 8: that's sixty but here and there on there mispronouncing names
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 8: over the drinking lord and Taylor Chavez blancat for you know,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 8: he has the best chateau bleon, you.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: Know, half pronouncing French words. He's just my ass trying
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: to speak for it anyway.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 8: And the people, uh, your friends clowning, but they love
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 8: being arounding because he's the big ball energy. They don't
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 8: never know what he'll say. I do and to make
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 8: itself look impressive. Now hear the letter, then it just
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 8: out of nowhere. He also is very annoying. Whenever we
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 8: have threesomes. I can't have fun because he watching my
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 8: every move. And afterwards he complained about what I did
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 8: to the others and what I didn't do to him.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 8: What wait, w y'all married, y'all having threesomes and what
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 8: you're doing to the other person?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: He mad, because you doing it to the other person,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: didn't do it to him.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: He needs attention. Started popling what he started pop?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 8: Come on now, while y'all over there, y'all doing the twosome.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 8: He's standing next to the bed doing the snake. I
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 8: wonder why y'all ain't paying attention to him? See me
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 8: back here, all them shaking, all his heirs, they name hello.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: It's making me want to go back to the way
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 8: things were before he asked me to have a threesome
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 8: with him. Wait a minute, what, There's so much other
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 8: stuff he could be doing instead of trying to have
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 8: me focus on him the whole time. Because he could
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 8: be doing something else. Because there's a threesome in here.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 8: You could be doing something on the top while I'm
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 8: down here on the bottom. You could be doing something
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 8: on the bottom while I'm up at the top. Why
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 8: are you just focusing on me? Oh?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: This is crazy? He asked me about swinging, and I
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: would love to What is y'all doing now?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Just threesome? Steve?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: Well, what is swinging?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: He wants to start swinging?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: How far open do this? Dope?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: Go?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 8: Already got extra people in your bedroom? Now he wants
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 8: to start swinging? Swinging with who? How many people is swinging?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 8: The more the merrier, But I don't think he can
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 8: handle it. How do I deal with my husband's constant
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 8: need of attention? First of all, why did you write us?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: How do we know.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 8: I never had this problem. Shirley's never had this problem.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 8: Most people listening have never had this problem. And you're
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 8: the first person to roll in with this problem. So
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 8: listen to me, lady.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: I can't help you. My only suggestion is do everything.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Suggestion, Yeah, try.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 8: Try do everything. Damn them threesome start swinging. Swinging don't
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 8: work for you. Try polygamy that don't work for me.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 8: Try try or what they call it? What's that TV?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 8: Sister wives? Some sister wives up in there. Uh do
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 8: what old pimps do. Get you a couple of wife
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 8: in laws. Uh, you know, and then if that ain't
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 8: enough for you, you know, just try prostitution.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know what try prostitution? What are y'all? Why
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: is the shock when she's doing all that for free?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 8: She doing anybody and everybody for free. She threesomes, She
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 8: ready to swing. They gonna do polygamy, they gonna do
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 8: sister wise. They gonna be on TV in a minute.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 10: All this.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 8: That's like that showed us on TV. That's got that
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 8: black lady, that's got them three husbands husbands and they
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 8: all stay in the same what. Yeah, let me play
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 8: some TV that when I take my clothes off. Okay,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 8: that can be only one person in this room that
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 8: has a zipper on their pants. That's all I have
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 8: to say. Can't nobody else stay here? Ain't nobody got
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 8: no bed over there nowhere? I got to be out soon. No,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 8: I can't help this lady.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 9: Days Albery Letter on Instagram at Steve Harvey FM. Check
• 1:07:05
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• 1:07:08
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• 1:07:13
  Speaker 9: Coming up next, it is Junior with Sports Talk. Right
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 9: after this you're listening Harvey Morning Show. It is time
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 9: now for Junior and Sports Talk.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: What you got Junior?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 18: Well, surety, let me tell you about the Cure's Hope
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 18: five K Running Fun Walk. Got an update on the
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 18: registration yesterday. We are up to two hundred and thirty
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 18: five people for June first, So y'all need to see
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 18: y'all in Dallas at the Market Hunt Hill Bridge.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: Come on out there, man. Register Go to Kershope dot org.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: That's k I E R.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: S Hope dot org.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: We're working to.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 18: Change the shape the sickle cell.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: That's what we're doing. So I'll see y'll June first.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 18: All right, the twenty twenty four NFL schedule is out
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 18: at Man. Week one, y'all got a game Week one,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 18: the Dallas Cowboys.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Cleveland.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 18: Brown's going down to Dallas, Tommy Houston, we playing Dallas too,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 18: Man on Monday Night football.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: All well, yeah, man, we're gonna have to be there
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: though for that one matter of fact, let's put it
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: in to be off on two playing ahead.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that, Tommy, but.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: We will watch the game, is what I'm saying.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 18: Also, man, they do have a Super Bowl rematch the
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 18: Kansas City Chiefs. We'll take on the San Francisco forty
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 18: nine Ers in Week nine of the NFL twenty twenty
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 18: four Pittsburgh Steelers Russell Wilson is going back to Delver.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 18: He going back to the Denver bron Pittsburgh. Yeah, Man,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 18: going back down there, Sean.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: Why y'all let me go. It's gonna be a bunch
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: of these games. Man, Why is he going back?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 18: He going back down there, Pittsburgh Steels playing the Denver Broncos.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: He gonna go back to Sean. Shouldn't let me go?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 18: So we got that also, man, shout out to Brownie James.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 18: He was cleared to play in the NBA by the doctors.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: He can play the NBA and be drafted.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: You know what.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 18: The thing he did say unk that he going to
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 18: the NBA. He does not want to make it off
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 18: his dad's name. He wanted on his own.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 8: He said, I want to make it lass name. You
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: got to go out here and play. Ye, anybody care
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 8: who boy you is. He gonna play, he get ball,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 8: he gonna go out there, he's gonna do it. You
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 8: ain't gonna worry about it making anybody. You ain't finna
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 8: make it on your daddy name in the NBA.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: No, they don't. They don't care who your dad is.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: You still got to play the game.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna feed you this thirty You're gonna drink it
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 8: and and we're gonna go from here.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: That's all it is. That's all it is, man and
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: shut out.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 18: Man to Paul piers Man, Did anybody see Paul piers
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 18: on the other day, Come on, Paul Pierce. Paul Pierce
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 18: said the N word live on TV and didn't suck.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 18: Did he catch yourself so committed.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: This word?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: Because he was just he was just in it. It
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: wasn't paying no attention, no tention he was, I was?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Or Paul.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: Looking down? Man, let me show you.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 6: What this I guess.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Hey man for next were live game six tonight faces Nix.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Sure, all right, Junior, thank you. Coming up at the
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, we'll find.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 9: Out who's most likely to do what on this show
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 9: right here, right after this, you're listening.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: Morning show.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: All right, it's time to play around him. Who on
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: the show? Who on this show comes to work late
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: the most? Tommy no hesitation?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm not. I'm not whatever this is today.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about late, missing, no call. I don't know
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: where he acts? What is what I call? What I'm
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: supold to say to you? I don't know. I ain't that.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I ain't. We already know that exactly.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: So it's just but see, it's.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 8: Expected absences that throw us the most. We are able
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 8: to predict your absence.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, this is a birthday weekend, So what is
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Monday an off day for him? Yeah?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 15: But your birthday is Saturday, right, So what does that
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 15: have to do with Monday?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 10: Ain't it supposed to be the next day that's closest
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 10: to the to the week that you get off. That's
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 10: how they do them. Holiday Sunday, you off on Sunday.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 10: You ain't no holidays, just birth.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: It's no, I'm not I'm sorry. I'm not just a birthday,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: all right? Who on the show? Because you know everybody
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: got days now.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 8: Now, if you don't have secretary Day, the boss day,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 8: they have women's Day, nephew day, they start having little
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 8: people day.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: I said nephew days.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 13: What I said?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: Who on the show?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Would you never take shing with you?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 8: Su You were going to say, surely, Monica not taking
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 8: Carl nowhere?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: No women?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: Or Junior? The only person subject to what are you
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: gonna take me with you? You get out there and
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: get sick, we can't get you back in here. Oh wow,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: you sit up here like you don't. You wasn't sick before.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 10: Okay, I've been before, But I don't know how to
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 10: I don't know what to do when you were way
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 10: out in the middle of nowhere.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Boy who on the show cannot talk without coussin? Who
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: on the Steve? Yeah, it was so easy.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: You what's that confused look on your face?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: You're the Paul Pierce. I'm surprised but he talking. Look
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: at this, that is you?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: All right? Who on the show would not be a
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: good spades partner?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 10: Sureley?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 9: Plus yeah, you know my attention span? Uh, I can't
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 9: concentrate that hard. Well yeah, and Tammy too?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah what amount?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 15: Yes, that's my space partner right there, Marjorie.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: Harvey, which was another in word moment, That was another word?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: But I cleaned it up though, didn't I? All right?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Who on the show had naturally curly hair until recently?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: Done?
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  Speaker 13: Here?
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  Speaker 2: All these is easy, junior? Why is y'all want.
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  Speaker 18: Y'all naturally curly hair until recently?
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  Speaker 2: Until recently?
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  Speaker 13: Though?
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  Speaker 2: That's the start wearing repeat, He got a lot of
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  Speaker 2: hats on. You got a gentle tat on? Now who
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  Speaker 2: on the show want?
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  Speaker 1: Who on the show would you ask to borrow a car?
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  Speaker 3: Steve?
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  Speaker 2: That's Steve all day long?
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  Speaker 13: Why?
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  Speaker 18: I mean, he ain't gonna know what's going would you
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  Speaker 18: know what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, but who ain't gonna let you have a car?
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna ask you though?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Who on the show has a child that's taller than
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: they are?
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  Speaker 2: Simon shout out the.
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  Speaker 1: Track, My baby is taller than me, shared his way
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  Speaker 1: taller than I am.
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  Speaker 2: Then she shout out to Trey and Jordan.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up.
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  Speaker 9: At twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have more of
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  Speaker 9: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
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  Speaker 5: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 9: All right, So, did you guys see this video of
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  Speaker 9: the passenger that crawled into the overhead luggage.
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  Speaker 1: Bin on Southwest? Did you guys see that? I saw it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 20: Uh.
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  Speaker 9: This was on a flight from Albuquerque to Phoenix. Passengers
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  Speaker 9: were boarding the flight and one passenger happened to look
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  Speaker 9: up and saw a lady lying in the overhead luggage bin,
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  Speaker 9: leaning on a small piece of luggage. Now, according to
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  Speaker 9: online sources, Southwest is investigating the matter.
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  Speaker 1: Uh what, I don't understand. Why would anyone even want
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  Speaker 1: to get up in there?
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  Speaker 6: What is that on?
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  Speaker 3: It? To get.
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  Speaker 13: Good?
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  Speaker 2: Been there, you're going through something. She gone something wrong?
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  Speaker 2: And I like it gone now just being closed. It's
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  Speaker 2: full now gone gone down.
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  Speaker 18: Here, this one this was full, gone down seventeen a
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  Speaker 18: open go down there.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's a fortunates.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was that was crazy. You saw it, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. It was scary then crazy. First first it
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  Speaker 1: was frightening, whoa like that? And then they're very But
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  Speaker 1: she didn't react though she now she was.
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  Speaker 2: Cool going down fellows.
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  Speaker 10: That's the kind of girl you don't want hiding and
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  Speaker 10: then folded herself up now and hiding all up under
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  Speaker 10: stuff into the house.
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  Speaker 2: That's how they do like that. They don't want that.
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  Speaker 1: Contritionists.
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  Speaker 2: It's a double eded sword, though they can do too.
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  Speaker 1: It's a double jointed edge sword.
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  Speaker 2: Damn well, she ain't in my microwave watching me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that was serio.
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  Speaker 9: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 9: Show coming up at thirty three minutes after we'll play
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  Speaker 9: around it.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather? Right after this?
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  Speaker 5: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 9: It's time now for a round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather show Time at the Apollo or the
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Show?
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  Speaker 1: Which one?
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  Speaker 2: Well? The what watch it?
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  Speaker 3: You mean?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you just rather.
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  Speaker 2: Steve Harveys Show, Steve Harveyshaw.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey more than Showtime.
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  Speaker 2: You're talking about the sitcom Steve har.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, sitcom Steve Harvey. Yeah, when he was mister High Tower.
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  Speaker 8: I love that show.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I love it?
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  Speaker 10: Steve?
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  Speaker 2: Which one bullet head and Romeo.
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  Speaker 1: LaVita Ali.
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  Speaker 2: Too much work. I don't want to be on set
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  Speaker 2: that long. No more, got do the Apollo in the hockey?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you'd rather be Apollo. Ain't nothing like a
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  Speaker 1: good boot though?
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  Speaker 7: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Rub that rum that stump?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather lick cake icing off your fingers? Or
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 9: would you rather use a napp.
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  Speaker 2: You got the speed, you got to push it together?
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  Speaker 2: You left too much space in between.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather lick cake icing off your fingers? Or
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: would you rather use a napkin? Just listen to what
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  Speaker 1: I said? Off your fingers?
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  Speaker 2: Like lady? Off your finger?
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  Speaker 3: Or do what?
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  Speaker 1: Or use a napkin?
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  Speaker 2: Why would we waste all that ice?
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  Speaker 3: I just.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So you're licking the cake. You're licking the icing
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  Speaker 1: off your fingers.
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  Speaker 2: You make them so hard?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather live with this entire morning show crew?
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  Speaker 9: Or would you would you rather compliment your ex?
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  Speaker 2: All right, I'm with you morning crew? Who got the
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: bathroom for? Yeah? I'm just gonna be with y'all.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not uh huh or compliment your just compliment your ax.
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  Speaker 8: Yes what I'm gonna compliment my ad? So I'm not
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  Speaker 8: living with y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you don't lie to hell.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not rich enough for you.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just it ain't and we're not going to
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  Speaker 2: do that.
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather be very cute but you're an introvert,
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  Speaker 9: or would you be very rather be very ugly and confident?
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  Speaker 2: Be all day? I'd rather be that.
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  Speaker 14: I'm already not to do that, to be ugly with
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  Speaker 14: y'all tell me boy, No, I'm like, come on, come on, man,
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  Speaker 14: let's just go on.
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  Speaker 8: Come on, hey man, we provide opportunity after opportunity after.
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  Speaker 2: You just come on, you need to come on out.
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  Speaker 1: But it's his birthday. Let him be cute on his birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait, so what am
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  Speaker 2: I what? It a my birthday.
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  Speaker 1: On Monday.
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  Speaker 2: If they gonna let you be cute on your birthday,
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  Speaker 2: what do they say about their mother? You have sixty
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  Speaker 2: fourth day.
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  Speaker 12: That's today's brown ask missed another opportunity coming up.
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  Speaker 9: Next, We'll close out the show with the one and
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  Speaker 9: only Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, here we
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  Speaker 9: are last break of the day.
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  Speaker 1: On this Friday. It's been a good day, good Friday.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, you know what I was thinking about closing remarks.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna give people some encouragement here. I want to
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  Speaker 8: give people a solid piece of advice because we live
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  Speaker 8: in this world of social media likes, hearts, comments, views, clicks.
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  Speaker 2: This is the world we're in for so many people.
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  Speaker 2: But can I tell you something, man?
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  Speaker 8: You know, I was watching Denzel on Instagram the other
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 8: day and he said, you know, you should get off Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: Turn it off for two weeks. See what you do.
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  Speaker 2: Because a lot of people who are addicted to it.
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  Speaker 8: My social media feed comes across a bit different, I
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  Speaker 8: will admit, because all I watch mostly is sports, and
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  Speaker 8: I watch mostly motivational stuff, so that your algorithms they
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  Speaker 8: feed you what you have a propensity to.
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  Speaker 2: So if I press my search block, that.
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  Speaker 8: Little micro that little magnifying glass search block, most of
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  Speaker 8: the stuff I pick up, you see some frat stuff
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  Speaker 8: come up. You'll see a lot of track and field
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  Speaker 8: boxing all this here, and mostly motivational stuff. And even
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  Speaker 8: if I'm scrolling through, a lot of motivational stuff comes up.
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  Speaker 8: And that's what my stuff really tends to. But let
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  Speaker 8: me tell you something For those of you that are
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  Speaker 8: handling it the other way, that are paying attention to
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  Speaker 8: these clicks, likes, comments.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 8: Don't let this stuff direct your life because this new
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  Speaker 8: platform called social media is the devil's playground. Don't let
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  Speaker 8: this stuff affect your life. Stop reading these comments. These
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  Speaker 8: people don't really know you. These people are not your friends.
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  Speaker 8: The majority of these people that's trolling, they are not
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  Speaker 8: pulling for you. There are people who wake up whose
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  Speaker 8: job is to hate. The devil has imps working for
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  Speaker 8: him twenty four seven. And if you want to locate them,
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  Speaker 8: they online. I don't care if you post a picture
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  Speaker 8: of a beautiful new born baby, go through them, call
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  Speaker 8: go through them comments.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody got something to say, evil or now about this baby.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care what you post.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 8: You can talk about God's favorite in your life. Somebody
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  Speaker 8: got something to say about that.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me.
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  Speaker 8: Do not allow this to change who you are. Stop
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  Speaker 8: letting people who don't know you define you. Stop letting
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  Speaker 8: people who don't care about you make make statements that
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 8: affect how you can feel about yourself. I am telling you, man,
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  Speaker 8: I've been done with that. You can say what you
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  Speaker 8: wanna say about me. I don't care now.
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  Speaker 2: Am I human? Yes? Sometimes when stuff come to me.
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  Speaker 3: I go, wait a.
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  Speaker 2: Minute, man, what.
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  Speaker 8: I don't even know this dude. I don't even know
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  Speaker 8: this girl. These these people don't know my family. And
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  Speaker 8: then I have to catch myself. You exactly right, Steve.
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  Speaker 8: They don't know you. They don't know your family. So
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  Speaker 8: while you about man, gone about your business, I don't.
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  Speaker 8: I've stopped given my light to dark people. If you
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  Speaker 8: are a dark person, I don't quit giving you my light.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know if you noticed it or not, but
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  Speaker 8: there are people who are trapped in darkness. Every word
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  Speaker 8: out of their mouth.
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  Speaker 2: They dog.
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  Speaker 8: Every performance you see them give is dog, every post
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  Speaker 8: is dog. It's always somebody else's fault. It ain't ever
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 8: what they did.
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  Speaker 2: Oh woe is me? They did this to me.
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  Speaker 8: You can't keep that narrative up year after year after
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  Speaker 8: year after year.
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  Speaker 2: When are you gonna let that go?
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  Speaker 3: So?
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  Speaker 8: How you letting that person in your day? Are you serious?
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  Speaker 8: I watch people do it to themselves. You know, my
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  Speaker 8: father used to tell me all the time, he says, Steve,
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  Speaker 8: when you're listening to people, listening to everybody, listen to everybody,
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  Speaker 8: even when a fool is talking, pay close attention because
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  Speaker 8: it ain't that you need to know what he knows.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 8: You need to listen to a fool, because a fool
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  Speaker 8: will tell you exactly what not to do, and knowing
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  Speaker 8: what not to do is as important as knowing what
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  Speaker 8: to do. So see, I watch and I'll look at
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  Speaker 8: people who do things to themselves. Every time you see them, Man,
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  Speaker 8: there's some negativity coming out they mouth. And then all
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  Speaker 8: you got to do is look at their life. The
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  Speaker 8: results will manifest itself. And the things that come out
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  Speaker 8: of your mouth, your life will manifest itself. At the
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  Speaker 8: stuff you drink and put into your body, your spirit,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 8: your mind, your heart, your soul, it will manifest itself.
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  Speaker 8: And no matter how truthful or how smooth a person
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  Speaker 8: is online telling that lie, all you got to do
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  Speaker 8: is look at they life. People who are going somewhere
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 8: and hiding somewhere, they don't have time for that. We
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  Speaker 8: don't have time for it at all. And if you
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 8: see a person making time for that type of stuff constantly,
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  Speaker 8: all you gotta do is look at their life. Trust me,
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 8: and it ain't the life you gonna want. It is
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 8: not the life you are after. Stop allowing people who
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  Speaker 8: don't know you or care about you shape your thoughts
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  Speaker 8: about yourself, start taking on the attitude. If they don't
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  Speaker 8: know you, listen, you know what you know what you're
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  Speaker 8: really important to me. If you don't have my cell
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  Speaker 8: phone number, I don't really care what you think. I
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  Speaker 8: really don't If you don't have my cell number, I
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  Speaker 8: really don't care what you think. If you live your
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  Speaker 8: life like that, you be in much better shape. Have
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 8: a great day today, mold and shape yourself with God.
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  Speaker 8: Think about what God has for you. Think of how
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 8: God feels about you, and take from there. Quit worry
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  Speaker 8: about these haters out here because they only got one job,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 8: and that's to hate, and they work for the devil.
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  Speaker 8: His job is to rob you of your destiny. Those
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  Speaker 8: are my closing remarks today. I know it was a
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 8: little bit all over the place, but I met every
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  Speaker 8: word I said. Y'all, have a great day. Talk to God.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 8: He would absolutely love to hear from you today.
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