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FULL SHOW: Cure-All Products, Strawberry Letter: I Think He Perms His Hair - 6.4.26 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 3: All at all, So don't given them black the bu
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  Speaker 3: bu boozy.
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  Speaker 2: Ya listening to.
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  Speaker 3: Don't Joy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah Joy, you.
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  Speaker 3: Turn, you.
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  Speaker 4: Gotta turn.
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  Speaker 5: I got to turn the mouth turn. You probably got
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  Speaker 5: to turn the mouth. The water of the moat up.
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  Speaker 6: Look me, come.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you'll think that I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 7: You are listening to the voice, Come on, dig me
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  Speaker 7: down one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 7: Man o, man o, man, I just I have to
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  Speaker 7: tell you this. How good is the God I serve?
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  Speaker 7: How amazing is he? That's that's all I you know.
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  Speaker 7: And you know what, really, man, when I try to
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  Speaker 7: explain how I feel about what he does for me, really,
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  Speaker 7: the words that I come up with, that they just
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  Speaker 7: they they inadequate. Man, They don't they don't cut it.
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  Speaker 7: They really don't. You know, I could say amazing. At
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  Speaker 7: one time. I even just got that. I tried something
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  Speaker 7: real ignorant. One time, I just said, you know, God
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  Speaker 7: is just super captual, fragilistic as be all adocious. I
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  Speaker 7: just tried that. See how that felt. That's that's all
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  Speaker 7: to chain he is with me. I just try to
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  Speaker 7: because see how that felt. But then I ain't feel
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  Speaker 7: right saying that's the fact that he's amazing and awesome
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  Speaker 7: and he's an awesome God. You hear people say that
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  Speaker 7: is it's bigger than that too, man. So you know,
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  Speaker 7: as hard as I try, no matter what I do
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  Speaker 7: every day, I'm gonna come up short with trying to
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  Speaker 7: explain to you exactly how he works and how he
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  Speaker 7: is for me.
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  Speaker 2: So I just thank him that every day every chance
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  Speaker 2: I get here.
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  Speaker 7: It is it is your determination and your effort. Listen
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  Speaker 7: to me carefully. It is your determination and your effort.
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  Speaker 7: I think that the average person, and I'm not knocking you,
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  Speaker 7: I just want you to hear me out. I think
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  Speaker 7: what stops the average person from becoming successful is that
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  Speaker 7: we don't realize the effort that it takes. And that's
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  Speaker 7: just truth. I found that to be so true in
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  Speaker 7: my life and my talking to people and meeting people,
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  Speaker 7: and people are asking me questions about it in me
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  Speaker 7: trying to figure out the way myself. I don't think
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  Speaker 7: that you really can comprehend the effort that it takes
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  Speaker 7: to become successful. This is the thing that you have
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  Speaker 7: to wrap your mind around very quickly. If you want
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  Speaker 7: to be successful on any level in any area. The
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  Speaker 7: dream is the beginning. Good Lord, let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 7: The determination and effort is massive. You cannot be overly
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  Speaker 7: concerned with sleep. If you are a person who is
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  Speaker 7: always concerned about sleep, gets success out your mind. Ain't
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  Speaker 7: fin to have a partner, is not finn happen. You
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  Speaker 7: cannot be that concerned about sleep. Now listen to me.
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  Speaker 7: You have to get your rest. But this was my philosophy.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just sharing you with what how I did it.
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  Speaker 7: My philosophy was I stopped being concerned about sleep. I
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  Speaker 7: got my rest, but I got just enough to get
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  Speaker 7: back to it, and I got back on the grind
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  Speaker 7: to hop in the hustle. I got just enough rest
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  Speaker 7: so I could go and put forth some more effort.
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  Speaker 2: But listen to me.
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  Speaker 7: You cannot sleep a third of your life away and
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  Speaker 7: expect to become successful. If you're not already successful. If
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  Speaker 7: you are asleep for eight hours, that is a third
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  Speaker 7: of your day. You cannot be asleep a third of
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  Speaker 7: your life and expect to get successful. Now, after you
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  Speaker 7: get successful, you know you learn as you go to
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  Speaker 7: work smarter, not harder. So as you get successful, you
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  Speaker 7: may have eight hours available to you. But on the
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  Speaker 7: way up there, I don't see how you can do it,
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  Speaker 7: I promise you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. Now, maybe somebody can come for it. I
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  Speaker 2: did it. Hey, yeah, probably lying. But okay, tell your story.
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  Speaker 7: Because everybody I know that's successful that I've sat down
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  Speaker 7: and had real talks with, they wasn't concerned with sleeping.
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  Speaker 7: You cannot be concerned with sleeping. If you want to
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  Speaker 7: be successful. How can this.
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  Speaker 2: Happen for you? Listen to me.
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  Speaker 7: The effort that it requires is massive. It's an all
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  Speaker 7: out of salt on your dream. Now you got to
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  Speaker 7: make an assault. It requires an all out of salt
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  Speaker 7: on it. And you can't be sleeping. Fight at the
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  Speaker 7: same time. You can't fight when you sleep. Man, I
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  Speaker 7: wish I could get y'all understand this right here. Understand
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  Speaker 7: that the effort that is required to be successful will
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  Speaker 7: take everything you have, and when you think you've given
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  Speaker 7: your all, it's gonna require some more. The quality of
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  Speaker 7: your chield is amazing. See okay, listen to what is
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  Speaker 7: sitting around having a bill every day?
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  Speaker 2: Fault?
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  Speaker 8: What?
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  Speaker 2: But they's sitting down smoking weed for every day, Pa.
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  Speaker 7: Come on, man, for real, But if you took that
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  Speaker 7: beer drinking, weeds smoking chill time and applied it to
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  Speaker 7: progressing yourself towards your dream. When you do carve out
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  Speaker 7: a vacation, guess where you be able to go. Guess
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  Speaker 7: what part of the world you can go see. Guess
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  Speaker 7: how you can cheer up now instead of you just
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  Speaker 7: driving Every year your family to the family union, sit
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  Speaker 7: at the same picnic table. Everybody pull they money in
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  Speaker 7: two ten families don't never pool they money in.
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  Speaker 2: They down there eating like y'all eating.
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  Speaker 7: You got attitude cause cause the day or day side
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  Speaker 7: don't have a chip in or not.
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  Speaker 2: They down there eating the extra potatoes at and making places.
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  Speaker 2: You're not huguing about this every year?
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  Speaker 7: For real, man, they ain't got the T shirt money,
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  Speaker 7: you know, they got the same T shirt on. They
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  Speaker 7: ain't put in that really, man, so so so so
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  Speaker 7: so you want that to be it every year? Or
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  Speaker 7: do you want this year I'm taking my family to
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  Speaker 7: New Orleans, or I'm taking my family see the Grand Canyon.
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  Speaker 7: I'm taking my family down to the beach.
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  Speaker 2: This year.
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  Speaker 7: Me, me and my family gonna go sight see We're
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  Speaker 7: gonna go ride a couple of river on Chicago. Me
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  Speaker 7: and my family gonna go skiing this year. Me and
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  Speaker 7: me and my family going out to La Man.
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  Speaker 9: We go.
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  Speaker 7: We're gonna go out there for a weekend. You know,
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  Speaker 7: you know it can happen like that. But if you
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  Speaker 7: ain't working, listen to me. Average effort gets average results.
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  Speaker 7: That's that's all it is to it. See, ordinary effort
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  Speaker 7: gets ordinary results. But if you put forth an extra effort. See,
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  Speaker 7: the only difference between extraordinary and ordinary is one word.
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  Speaker 2: That's extra.
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  Speaker 7: If you do extra, you can take ordinary right on
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  Speaker 7: over to extraordinary. Do you understand you have to have
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  Speaker 7: a massive assault on your dreams?
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  Speaker 2: Quit sitting up.
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  Speaker 7: In here, man, trying to chill all the time. I'm sorry, man,
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  Speaker 7: I wish I could tell you another way.
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  Speaker 2: But it ain't one.
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  Speaker 7: Here's what I did. I wasn't concerned about how much
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  Speaker 7: sleep I got. I just had to get my rest.
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  Speaker 7: And once I got enough rest to get up and
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  Speaker 7: get the task done, I got up. Somebody sent me
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  Speaker 7: a tweet the other day, a partner of mine. He said,
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  Speaker 7: to see if I can pull it up while I'm
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  Speaker 7: talking to you. But he just sent me a little
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  Speaker 7: sign just what nothing, just a little something to say,
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  Speaker 7: Hey man, I ran across this, I thought about you,
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  Speaker 7: and I sent it to you. It said no alarm
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  Speaker 7: clock needed, My passion wakes me. It's in block print.
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  Speaker 7: He said, no alarm clock needed, My passion wakes me.
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  Speaker 7: That's what you got to.
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  Speaker 1: Be about your listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen. In his Opponents to Steve Harby Morning
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  Speaker 7: Show is here. It starts with gratitude, which affects your attitude,
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  Speaker 7: which determines your altitude.
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  Speaker 2: If you get those three tudes, and uh see if
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  Speaker 2: you straighten out.
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  Speaker 7: Your tube, if you just get your tood straight, sky's
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  Speaker 7: the limit. Gratitude, attitude, altitude. You got to head the
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  Speaker 7: right tude.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 7: We started our day off with the three t's Gratitude,
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  Speaker 7: Altitude attitude. H Steve Hart Mota Show with Shelly Strawberry,
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  Speaker 7: Carlin Farrell, Monica Junior, better knowners, Kiss Fates, the Legend
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  Speaker 7: of Nephew Tommy, and Yours too. Little got a little
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  Speaker 7: salted with Mississippi this morning, so I didn't want to
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  Speaker 7: call her by her lovely name. With Mississippi and see
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  Speaker 7: Monica today. Go ahead, Junior wants someone you.
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  Speaker 10: Know, ask this man, let me ask you this.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, So you know, you see a girl's beautiful, find
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  Speaker 11: all these things, all these great qualities, you know, eyes, right, everything. Yeah,
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  Speaker 11: but then you find out she's snowing. Is that still
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  Speaker 11: a turn on?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Well, don't don't sleep with her, don't stay, don't stay,
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  Speaker 7: don't stay.
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  Speaker 2: Don't not walk.
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  Speaker 7: Away from all this fineness because of this one flow,
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  Speaker 7: because you have flawss.
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  Speaker 2: You just don't stab the perfect.
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  Speaker 7: Find another reason to go in there and get on
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  Speaker 7: the couch, go watch TV, do anything, but just guid
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  Speaker 7: the goud away from the flow because we have flaws.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not walking away from the finess you just described.
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  Speaker 7: He because she snowed, And I'll be over there next
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  Speaker 7: day with the band aids to go over the top
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  Speaker 7: of your nose, Come back with help, come back the
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  Speaker 7: next night with one of their mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Gods, you sleeping look like a dental plate.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing that's gonna stop you.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, for fineness, especially snowing, it only occurred when you sleep.
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  Speaker 7: Oh you mean your flaw ain't when you up? Oh,
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  Speaker 7: I'm dealing with her.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa matter of fact, she mindo.
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  Speaker 7: She flawless. Yeah, she do a couple of things at
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  Speaker 7: night I don't care for.
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  Speaker 1: But for the most part and all the way up to.
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  Speaker 7: That night, though, Wow, Hey, she's excellent. He talks well
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  Speaker 7: around people. She's beautiful. She gotta walk on the looking
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  Speaker 7: her eyes. Yea, you know she's pleasant.
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  Speaker 2: What's all?
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  Speaker 7: What's wrong with them? Well, she's snowing. How bad is it?
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  Speaker 7: I really don't know. I'm never there. I heard it
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  Speaker 7: in the other room. Its sound ferocious, but I won't
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  Speaker 7: never open the door to see how serious it is. Well,
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  Speaker 7: how bad is it? Well, she sucked the bathtile down
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  Speaker 7: her throat one night and the choke and I had
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  Speaker 7: to pull it out there.
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  Speaker 2: Other than that, she find it help deal with it powerful, Well, dog,
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  Speaker 2: how bad is it?
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  Speaker 8: Well?
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  Speaker 7: I bought some sheets that wasn't fitted and she knit
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  Speaker 7: choked on them one night.
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  Speaker 2: Too or so, and to make sure we buy feet
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  Speaker 2: a sheet.
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  Speaker 1: Other than that, she thinks we're moving on.
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  Speaker 12: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, It
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  Speaker 12: is the nephew.
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  Speaker 1: And run that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 12: it is time to start your morning off with the
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  Speaker 12: nephew and run that prank back what you got for us.
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  Speaker 13: Net Let's try to start doing two minutes and less.
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  Speaker 13: Let's start with that. I don't know, I know it
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  Speaker 13: ain't gonna work. I just thought i'd put it out
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  Speaker 13: there anyway. This right here is three minute remarks, three
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  Speaker 13: minute remark. Let's go get you.
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  Speaker 8: Well, yes, I'm trying to reach your brother Keith. Please.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, this is Keith, Keith.
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  Speaker 8: How you doing? This is Lawrence overhead Heel Funeral Home. Okay,
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  Speaker 8: we are the ones that have the doing the funeral
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  Speaker 8: for sister Dolores. That is your aunt. Am I am
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  Speaker 8: I understanding? Right?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: That's Monti Okay and as you know, the funeral is
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  Speaker 8: uh this coming Thursday.
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  Speaker 14: Yes, I'll be that Thursday.
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  Speaker 8: I'm giving you a call because it's been brought to
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  Speaker 8: my attention, uh that you were going to be giving
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  Speaker 8: remarks for the funeral. Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely? Okay.
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  Speaker 8: I wanted to call you because we're getting ready to
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  Speaker 8: print the programs for the funeral and let you know
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  Speaker 8: that they have taken you off for the remarks because
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  Speaker 8: they say that you're not going to be.
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  Speaker 14: Oh what do you mean taking me off?
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  Speaker 8: Well, what I'm saying is they say that you're not
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  Speaker 8: going to abide by the two three minute rule that
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  Speaker 8: they have for remarks, and they wanted they've they've taken
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  Speaker 8: you off. And uhh, who is they?
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  Speaker 2: Come?
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  Speaker 6: Who?
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  Speaker 8: Who?
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  Speaker 14: What's the name of.
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  Speaker 8: Lawrence? I'm launch, I'm the actual funeral director.
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  Speaker 14: Lord, and who who told you to take me off?
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  Speaker 8: One of the one of the family members I'm assuming
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  Speaker 8: is who who made the adjustment?
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  Speaker 14: And an adjustment that ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing
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  Speaker 14: the whole program. Who else is on the list?
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  Speaker 8: I mean there's quite a few family members doing different
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  Speaker 8: things throughout the funeral.
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  Speaker 14: Okay, So how did you get to my name is
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  Speaker 14: what I'm trying to figure out.
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  Speaker 8: That they said that. Listen to me. Listen, Listen to me.
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  Speaker 8: Listen to me, brother Keith, listen to me. What they
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  Speaker 8: said is that you weren't going to abide by the time.
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  Speaker 8: You weren't going to do your remarks in three minutes
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  Speaker 8: or less.
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  Speaker 14: Listen, listen, listen, listen. Might don't you raise me? He
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  Speaker 14: put me through and you think I'm finna. I'm finel
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  Speaker 14: goes down her funeral and be under two minutes.
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  Speaker 8: Well and well, listen to listen, brother Keith, Brother, keep
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  Speaker 8: listening to me. Normally, when we have these funerals, people
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  Speaker 8: who give remarks, we have them three minutes or less.
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  Speaker 14: Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what mister
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  Speaker 14: Laws got.
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  Speaker 2: On the list?
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  Speaker 14: Is she on the list?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 8: We have a seala. Yes, there's a seala that's singing
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  Speaker 8: name off the list.
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  Speaker 14: Take her off the list and put me where she's
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  Speaker 14: supposed to be with my time and her time?
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  Speaker 8: Is Bobby the Bobby? Now, yes, Bobby Jr. Has given remarks.
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  Speaker 8: That's what that's that's Delorous. That's miss Delorus's son, right, Yes.
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  Speaker 14: Their son, the one that been locked up. He just
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  Speaker 14: got out of till the truth be told, he's the
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  Speaker 14: one put her in the coat. You need to take
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  Speaker 14: him off the list to give me all that time,
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  Speaker 14: because I mean, if I ain't gonna take.
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  Speaker 8: Nothing, brother Keith, let me let me. Let me just
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  Speaker 8: say this to you. I cannot take Sheila or Bobby Jr. Off.
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  Speaker 8: I can't make any alterations to this program unless they
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  Speaker 8: say that I can.
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  Speaker 14: Sir, you already you already take you already taking people
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  Speaker 14: name off, you're taking my name off.
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  Speaker 8: But but they they orchestrated this though his.
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  Speaker 14: Day, who is Day? They for having much problems, They
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  Speaker 14: try to take me off my hockey program?
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  Speaker 6: Who was day?
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  Speaker 7: Sir?
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  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna get into a family matter. But until
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  Speaker 8: they say that you can do matter, sure, I'm not gonna.
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  Speaker 8: I don't wanna. I don't want to have this. This
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  Speaker 8: turned out to be bad, and we want to have
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  Speaker 8: a great homegoing for sister Delord.
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  Speaker 14: Okay, right, And if I don't get to say nothing,
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  Speaker 14: I guarantee you, I guarantee you it's gonna be a
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  Speaker 14: truthful one of that somebody else want to get in
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  Speaker 14: the car for two, I can't tell you that if
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  Speaker 14: I don't get to say nothing to my untief. You
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  Speaker 14: know mons, you didn't pay for college. I didn't put
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  Speaker 14: six thousand dollars in funeral. I bet you I'll tell
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  Speaker 14: you this. I'll tell you this, mister Lawd. I bet
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  Speaker 14: you whether I'm on the program I'm not. I bet
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  Speaker 14: you I'll stay with them. I want to. I bet
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  Speaker 14: you that much. You tell day that I didn't you
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  Speaker 14: find I see them put me through college. I put
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  Speaker 14: money on the funeral. Call around to see who ain't
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  Speaker 14: putting no money on the feudal tell them they can't
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  Speaker 14: be on the program?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 8: Uh keith they when they decide who who Who's on it?
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  Speaker 8: If they changed the format, then I will call you back.
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  Speaker 14: Who who is vain? That's what I'm trying to get.
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  Speaker 14: Get you understand who is they?
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  Speaker 8: Can? I can? I tell you something? And I don't
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  Speaker 8: want you to get to our rape. Okay, go ahead,
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  Speaker 8: go ahead, man, I just want to say this, keep
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  Speaker 8: with them. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 8: Morning Show. You just got breaked. You just got breaked
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  Speaker 14: You bull, I'm up. I'm kicking Bobby. I know that
• 20:27
  Speaker 14: my mother pressures all over. I ain't got time be
• 20:29
  Speaker 14: playing man taking me off the program.
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: I'm oh, Bibba said, y'all grew up like brothers man,
• 20:42
  Speaker 8: and you was. You was basically another son of mister Lords.
• 20:45
  Speaker 14: That's right, Yes, yes I was.
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  Speaker 2: And then you have it, Shirley.
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  Speaker 13: All rightee remarks I will be back on Monday morning.
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  Speaker 2: Can I say this real quick?
• 21:13
  Speaker 13: Coming up, Happy anniversary to my beautiful wife twenty four years.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Twenty four years.
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  Speaker 13: He's Jacqueline Misso girl putting up with me for twenty four.
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  Speaker 12: All right, congratulations Tommy and Jackie coming up next to
• 21:31
  Speaker 12: his as the COLO or Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey
• 21:34
  Speaker 12: in the building. Right after this, you're listening to the
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• 22:12
  Speaker 12: the CLO. Our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey, is here
• 22:17
  Speaker 12: for Jane and Seattle, who says, I'm a thirty eight
• 22:19
  Speaker 12: year old white woman married to a forty year old
• 22:21
  Speaker 12: black man. He cooks and cleans because he wants to,
• 22:25
  Speaker 12: and because I can't cook. His sister visited us and
• 22:29
  Speaker 12: called him a slave. He laughed it off, but I
• 22:31
  Speaker 12: got mad. Why didn't he check her? Because why didn't
• 22:37
  Speaker 12: he check her? Well, what are you going to say
• 22:39
  Speaker 12: to assistant?
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, what do you say slave?
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: See black people, let me tell you some white slaves.
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: Black people have certain liberties with each other that you
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: may not have. Now, if you call him a slave,
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: you're gonna be out the family so fast. But black
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: people have certain liberties they can take with each other.
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: So now he just said, you're just a little slave
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: over here. You know, he laughed at all, But she
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: knew what she implied, and he knew what she implied,
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: But it's his sister.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: There's nothing he can do about it.
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: Now, what you should have did was said, I'll resent
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: you saying that, But then you have found out your
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: name was fit to be massive, real fast, and then
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: she was gonna turn into that turner and this would
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: have been a whole slave bio pic. So you know,
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: I ain't got no advice for you. It's just when
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: black people is talking, let him go on and have that.
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: Just stay out the way long as they don't drag
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: you in it. That's some personal stuff. That's my advice
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: to you.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: And don't get mad. Don't get mad.
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: No no no no no no no no. You get
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: mad if you want to, but do not join in.
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: That's what you can't. Don't don't jump in.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Keep your anger to yourself, all right.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: You know you gonna you don't You know, I don't
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: want you to get snappy.
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: Shut up kissing, don't do it, don't do it?
• 24:07
  Speaker 13: All sure, sir, I want to read the next one
• 24:09
  Speaker 13: because you ain't gonna read the next one, right, go ahead,
• 24:12
  Speaker 13: go ahead, all right, all right, this is Keisha and
• 24:14
  Speaker 13: athens up. My husband was talking to his mother on
• 24:16
  Speaker 13: the bluetooth in the car, and she asked him, where
• 24:19
  Speaker 13: is his fat white?
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: My husband got real mad in me.
• 24:24
  Speaker 13: My husband got real, real mad at me when I said,
• 24:28
  Speaker 13: right here? Why is he mad at me? And not
• 24:32
  Speaker 13: his big head mama?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: What I wrong?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: You're right? Thank you?
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: Yes, Sureley won't gonna read that right.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Well, well, let me tell you what's happening to him.
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: He didn't know Mama didn't know that Gertrude was in
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: the car. So bluetooth came up there, Why you fat white?
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: He said, I'm right here. Now, it's all records that call.
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: What what have we learned? Take that bluetooth off your car? See,
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: if you weren't trying to be tech savvy with your
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: whole you would have said, oh here, come my mama,
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: and you know how Bernice is.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: You know Bernie's rough round there where you fed.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Flap facts real?
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Oh well, I tell you why I am. I'm right here.
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: Well, now it's real crowded in that car.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Your car.
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: Because Belinda, your wife, Belinda, don'll swoll up even both
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: because you would notice her reaction was not I'm not fat.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: The question was where is your fat wife? The only response.
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: But Linda had was. I'm right here.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: It was and it was immediate.
• 26:15
  Speaker 8: That was right.
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: Now, Hussey admitting the fact man that I am fat right,
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: but we ain't gonna dispute that.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: But since you looking for it though, I'm right here.
• 26:31
  Speaker 12: But the husband is mad and she wants to know
• 26:34
  Speaker 12: why is he mad at her and not his mother?
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: Well his head, cause two things happened in now and
• 26:43
  Speaker 7: only one could be disputed. See you already know you
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: fat so. All he thinking is mama made a true statement.
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: But he don't want his mama to be a.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Beat right exactly, that's.
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: S and yeah, out of respect he wants you to respect.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Well is your fat wife.
• 27:14
  Speaker 8: I'm right here.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: And I'm talking about.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: I hear I.
• 27:21
  Speaker 12: Am yeah here go out.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: You know her hand is moving when she's seen it.
• 27:30
  Speaker 12: Oh man, you got all of that going so yeah,
• 27:35
  Speaker 12: all right, So don't call your mother in law be.
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: No, no, you know you should have shot back with
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: the same insult. Where is your fat wife talking to.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Your fat son that was given birthed.
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: By his fat mama? She did that would have even
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: did out talking to your fat son that was birthed
• 27:59
  Speaker 7: by its fat so Now all of send he'll fat
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: now what did you call for?
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Mama?
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on the.
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I'm hungry, anybody hungry?
• 28:19
  Speaker 12: Bj and Newark says, I borrowed money from my cousin
• 28:22
  Speaker 12: and he brought it up in front of my girlfriend.
• 28:25
  Speaker 12: My cousin knew I asked for the money to get
• 28:27
  Speaker 12: my girl's car fixed, and I've been paying him back
• 28:29
  Speaker 12: a little at a time. Why would he put me
• 28:31
  Speaker 12: on blast in front of my girl? Why would he
• 28:34
  Speaker 12: do that?
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Some dudes is like that. You know.
• 28:37
  Speaker 7: It wasn't right of him to do it. And you
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: was paying him back, you know, but he gonna put
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: you in blast. See a lot of people won't credit.
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: See everybody don't do stuff out the goodness of that heart.
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: Some people won't credit. Now he gon flex in front
• 28:52
  Speaker 7: of everybody. Let him know he got his stuff together.
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: Y'all loaned you this money, you know, you know he
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: paying me back in pieces. I know you needed to
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: get your girls cof fixed, So he flexed on you.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: It was a flex move. It was a flex move.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: And now you know who he really is.
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: Don't don't don't, don't don't borrow from money from him
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: ever again. Pay him back as soon as you can
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: and lose it. Lose it for him because.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: It ain't worth it.
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: Now you're paying the money back, and you're paying for
• 29:22
  Speaker 7: borrowing the money because now he flex it. I pulled
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: him to the side so fast. Hey, man, let me
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: strain me out on s I borrowed the money. I
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: came to you like a man. Now you're gonna now
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: you're gonna flex on me from me in front of everybody.
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: I'm paying your money back. I told you how I
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: pay it back, and I'm getting it back to you.
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: But don't do that no more?
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, clo.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: She Steve Robin Marter show man Flora.
• 29:50
  Speaker 12: Says, I've been sleeping with her yard man for a
• 29:53
  Speaker 12: while and he doesn't like wearing protection. We got into
• 29:56
  Speaker 12: an argument about it, and now he's not answering my
• 29:59
  Speaker 12: husband's text to come to our yard.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: How can he be so petty when he knows I'm married.
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: You're right here, y'ad, y'all, y'all got to quit writing
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: us with all this craziness, acting like it's normal.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, you're not qualified.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Stick don't what y'all want me to do?
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: Yes, y'all, y'all, I can't apply no rules to this stuff,
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: cause y'all keep coming up with all this abnormal mess
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: like it's regular.
• 30:29
  Speaker 9: Right after you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:39
  Speaker 12: Okay, So since the pandemic, guys, it seems like people
• 30:42
  Speaker 12: are now more than ever stocking up on supplies to
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  Speaker 12: keep them healthy. A new survey found that sixty five
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  Speaker 12: percent of respondents have a product in their home that
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  Speaker 1: Variety of health issues.
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  Speaker 12: Top of the list of the miracle cure all product
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  Speaker 12: is vasiline. Hello, we all grew up with that, right, Yeah, so.
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  Speaker 2: You got lips this side.
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  Speaker 12: I gotta ask the guys, do you have any cure
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  Speaker 12: all products that you want to add to the list.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I'll keep it stocked. It's vapor, got it, got it,
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  Speaker 15: There, rover, got it works on everything.
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  Speaker 2: So get that overusing that green alcohol?
• 31:31
  Speaker 13: That green not the clear when the green which hazel?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: That's so which hazel?
• 31:36
  Speaker 10: Just take you never know?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: It doesn't burn like no, no, no, no, you which hazel? Yeah?
• 31:42
  Speaker 11: What does that do though? Which I don't know? But
• 31:45
  Speaker 11: I feel better after I.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Put it off.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Don't inflammation? Sometimes the tone which made it name Hazel.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what you got in the house?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Lord, where do you put the larn?
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Anything that's wrong? Man sitting on the stove. Don't never
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: use it? Just in case.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was always on the stove, but it was
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: never used.
• 32:19
  Speaker 11: I gotta have it spun products and you gotta have
• 32:21
  Speaker 11: it like you gotta have you gotta keep on in
• 32:24
  Speaker 11: your hand.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah you got yeah, what you're saying, arm and hammel bacon.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: We just started putting it in a refrigerator castraw. You
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: heard me with that one.
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: All gold corn starts that that baby in there. Got
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: dipperash going there and get that corn start soak it up.
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: Apple side of vinegar, Yeah.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I got that. Got that can put it on your greens.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: And then white vinegar to clean the mirrors and stuff.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: I love black people to keep it in them. Just
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: a deodorant just in case, Just in case.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: You need to hear that tea though, I need to
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: hear that team when.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Carn of band age.
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  Speaker 1: In the cave, not the box.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Bring two big ones in hill.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: My favorite were the little brown ones.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: On usculos. Put them on your heels if you're gonna
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: have your shoes on, sweetie.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: All right, switching gears.
• 33:52
  Speaker 12: Now, we want to know what's the one guilty pleasure
• 33:55
  Speaker 12: that it is hard for you to give up?
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Is the bread? Is it ice cream?
• 33:58
  Speaker 8: Oh? Is it?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Oigars?
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Wine? Cigars wine? You saying any bce huh?
• 34:10
  Speaker 12: You said you make up your mind one guilty What
• 34:13
  Speaker 12: is the one guilty pleasure?
• 34:15
  Speaker 9: What is it?
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: I mean I like cigars, but you know, uh huh,
• 34:20
  Speaker 7: that's on the list. I've gone, you know, weeks without one.
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna have to say that. Ice cream, man, Yeah,
• 34:31
  Speaker 7: I can't turn it down.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: As I got a question. Ice cream, how many scoops?
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: It's too many? Never tift the bowl can hold it?
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you can have too much stuff on it, like
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: down at Disnemand when we used to go to Disney.
• 34:52
  Speaker 16: And there, Yeah we used to.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: They used to order that thing called the kitchen sink.
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: Ye.
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's too much. Because I don't like when the
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: ice cream ain't recognizable no more.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, I don't like sprinkles. I can't stand the multicolor sprinkle.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: That's some baby. It's messed to me. I can't stand that.
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: Don't put that on my food, and don't put no
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: whipped cream on it because it now I don't want that.
• 35:17
  Speaker 7: Take them to out the way of my ice cream.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Ice cream.
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: You can put some little nuts on it. You can
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: put some hot fudge on it. You can put some
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: butterscotch on that thing.
• 35:26
  Speaker 12: Oh see if I love butterscotch, girl, ice cream, that
• 35:30
  Speaker 12: is my favorite flavor on ice cream.
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: Girl, You ever had a scoop of vanilla and pour
• 35:35
  Speaker 7: some Bailey's on it? Yeah, you better get your mind right.
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: Tell me school ice cream and some Bailey Bailey's Wilder
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: boy boy, I used to.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Do it on the plane all the time when up
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: I wasn't. No other plane got this right here because.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: We Southwest Spirit.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Front ice cream. You got the ice cream and Bailey's
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: on them.
• 36:11
  Speaker 10: You ain't paying enough for your ticket to get that.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Well they did.
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: On American you could get a scoop ice cream for
• 36:18
  Speaker 7: dessert when it was that time when they offered ice
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: cream on them long flights and then you just asked
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: for a Bailey Say come into little short bottles and
• 36:28
  Speaker 7: when they bring you.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: The scoop and the cup, just pour it on top
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: of that. You do it at your house too. They
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: should do it.
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: On American from the later New York that was my flight. Okay, yeah,
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: and had ice cream on the long time. Okay, Jesus,
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: you ain't been on that lately, you tell me. Walk
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: through the regular airport.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: It got your little Baileys and ice cream on that.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: We are here to work, yea restaurant.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Get your snack. You ain't none none of it.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: While we send in it back. When I ask on
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: by the laboratory, ask.
• 37:10
  Speaker 11: Somebody, yeah, somebody you need hell getting it up there?
• 37:13
  Speaker 12: They are right all right, guys, coming up in twenty
• 37:17
  Speaker 12: minutes after the hour, we'll have more of the Steve
• 37:19
  Speaker 12: Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Right after this.
• 37:21
  Speaker 12: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Think about
• 37:29
  Speaker 12: the people who mean the most to you. Giving them
• 37:32
  Speaker 12: valuable protection is a great gift you can offer, and
• 37:35
  Speaker 12: Globe Life Insurance can make it easy. With Globe Life coverage,
• 37:39
  Speaker 12: there's no medical exam, just a simple application. Take this
• 37:42
  Speaker 12: step for the people you love. Call Globe Life at
• 37:45
  Speaker 12: one eight hundred two five one fifty four hundred, or
• 37:48
  Speaker 12: visit globelifradio dot com. That's one eight hundred two five
• 37:52
  Speaker 12: one fifty four hundred or globelifradio dot com.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: It is time now for a round of would you rather?
• 37:58
  Speaker 12: Would you rather have dry cracked lips all the time
• 38:05
  Speaker 12: or dry ashy skin all the time?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Be careful, Steve, No, I.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Gotta take this skin, no weight, these things can be.
• 38:17
  Speaker 10: No, yeah, gotta be yeah, because I'll.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Be in your face.
• 38:22
  Speaker 7: Looked like two blazed doughnuts. Look at all lips. My
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: lips got to be wet.
• 38:33
  Speaker 13: My lips got to be wet, wet, my whist saw
• 38:36
  Speaker 13: you know what I'm talking?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, So you want ashy skin?
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, all right?
• 38:43
  Speaker 12: So would you rather have a pool in your backyard?
• 38:45
  Speaker 12: Or would you rather have a view of the ocean?
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I got that from Let me tell you something.
• 38:53
  Speaker 10: I ain't got neither one and don't want to talk
• 38:56
  Speaker 10: about these ones. But they all sound expensive.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: A pool?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's next, junior, I take all right?
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: High see that from your couch?
• 39:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.
• 39:14
  Speaker 12: Would you rather get a million dollars tomorrow? One million dollars?
• 39:18
  Speaker 12: One million dollars tomorrow? Would you rather, okay? Or would
• 39:22
  Speaker 12: you rather wait five years and get ten million?
• 39:25
  Speaker 13: I could do I could wait that five I'm waiting
• 39:28
  Speaker 13: for five years. I'm going I'm gonna get to ten
• 39:30
  Speaker 13: in five years. Yeah, that that that million tomorrow and
• 39:36
  Speaker 13: I passed.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: He's so rich?
• 39:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah what you so.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Take that million?
• 39:51
  Speaker 8: Thank you?
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Say Pete. Don't listen to this little rich over here.
• 39:57
  Speaker 13: Then we ought to be asking them what they rather than,
• 39:59
  Speaker 13: and not than, whether me and you would rather? Would
• 40:02
  Speaker 13: you rather on call?
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: I'll told you my answer tomorrow.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: I'm getting to jail.
• 40:07
  Speaker 8: I talk.
• 40:10
  Speaker 17: In your life up right now immediately. Yeah, I'm talking
• 40:16
  Speaker 17: crazy tomorrow.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Would you rather take a vow of celibacy or a
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: vow of silence?
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Silent?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: So you're just gonna be quiet if you talk for
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: a living? What what is it gonna be for you?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, we all do, but.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Take talking.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: It's just would you rather avow five years, a year,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: ten years?
• 40:47
  Speaker 7: However about talking for five years? I'm gonna take a
• 40:52
  Speaker 7: vow of celibacy, but I'm not going to do it.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: So you're just lying.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Now I broke a vial before we know. We
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: man on Bible and God don't stand in that. Yeah.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Hey, y'all, this is Monica, This is Spike Lee. Hey,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: this is Mary J. Blog.
• 41:11
  Speaker 8: Yo.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: This is Steven A.
• 41:13
  Speaker 8: Smith.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Shaka Kahan.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: You have no idea what it is.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: This is Carlos Miller, and this may or may not
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: be the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 41:20
  Speaker 12: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is
• 41:28
  Speaker 12: time to check Steve's voicemail. If you would like to
• 41:31
  Speaker 12: leave a message for Steve, call him eight seven seven
• 41:33
  Speaker 12: twenty nine Steve eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, you
• 41:36
  Speaker 12: might just hear your call on the air like this
• 41:39
  Speaker 12: one from Lonnie Steve. Lonnie's from Michigan. He's married three times,
• 41:43
  Speaker 12: but he needs your advice.
• 41:44
  Speaker 8: Come on, hey, Steve, my name is Line.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to call in about it.
• 41:50
  Speaker 8: Yo.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: I've been married gee times. I'll stay my wife so dead,
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: you know, they.
• 41:56
  Speaker 18: Passed away, not not t my joy, with just the
• 42:00
  Speaker 18: elbows that they had. And now I'm in what they
• 42:05
  Speaker 18: call that commission to where I can't deal with any
• 42:10
  Speaker 18: more women because I'm afraid showing what you think about
• 42:13
  Speaker 18: that out my bottles.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: And I love your show.
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: Well, Lonney, I don't know, I don't never been in
• 42:21
  Speaker 7: commission before. Did you mean remission?
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you mean. Did you mean submission?
• 42:28
  Speaker 7: I don't really know, Lonny, but I think what you
• 42:31
  Speaker 7: need to do, Lonnie is just go sit down some wells.
• 42:35
  Speaker 8: You know.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Man, when you ain't sure, Lonnie.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Just stop.
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: See your problem is you want to keep going in
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: forward motion. Sometimes you got to be steeled. You got
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: to trust, you got to say a prayer, you got
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: to wait on the answer. Now, I don't know what
• 42:49
  Speaker 7: I heard you say, but I thought like you said
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: one of them died or three something, Lonnie, don't nobody
• 43:00
  Speaker 7: won't you At this point, I'm just gonna be real
• 43:03
  Speaker 7: with you because it seemed like hooking up with you
• 43:05
  Speaker 7: as leads to early premature depth.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I know what he said.
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but everybody is dying. Now it's time for you
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: to sit you down. Stop killing people. That's what you
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: need to do. But why is they dead?
• 43:25
  Speaker 19: Though?
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: All of them?
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: Everybody, man, Lani died. Now how that one and one
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: is two? And then this dude, Lonnie is always you.
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: You is the one of the ones in the equation
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: of one plus one equals two two two people get together,
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: one of them die, who left the.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Other one in Luni? Now line it.
• 43:53
  Speaker 7: That ain't a good track record if you tell a
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: woman that you day. Now, I've been married three times
• 43:58
  Speaker 7: and all of them have died. You will never be
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: on the date. Long right after that statement, you.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Know how many people don't get him go to the
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: power room and go.
• 44:06
  Speaker 20: Get in their car in commission right now, commission. He
• 44:11
  Speaker 20: not in commission, he's in rum mission.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: He's grieving. All right, we have a new mission. That's
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: what he needs.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: For Lanie. All right, we have another one, Steve. Uh,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: for Lannie.
• 44:29
  Speaker 12: We played a voicemail from a male caller from Philly
• 44:32
  Speaker 12: Steve that said his wife doesn't want him yelling or
• 44:34
  Speaker 12: disciplining their son. Now we have a caller. Remember that,
• 44:38
  Speaker 12: we have a caller who left a comment. Take a listen,
• 44:41
  Speaker 12: good morning.
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 44:42
  Speaker 21: I just have one question. Steve Harvey was saying, the
• 44:45
  Speaker 21: one thing that a man knows how to do is
• 44:47
  Speaker 21: be a man. I was just wondering if Steve Harvey
• 44:50
  Speaker 21: could give us the people examples of.
• 44:54
  Speaker 14: What that is, and that is being a man, or
• 44:58
  Speaker 14: you and your mind frame knowing what a man.
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: Is and what you know.
• 45:04
  Speaker 21: You were just talking about disciplining child and let that
• 45:07
  Speaker 21: man disciplining the child is one thing.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Man and not good at a lot of things.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: For one thing, they are good at.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Being a man.
• 45:13
  Speaker 8: So I just want to know.
• 45:15
  Speaker 19: What are the things that you know.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: That you are a good man?
• 45:19
  Speaker 7: Manhood is simple. We only have a few basic groups.
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: We protect, we profess, and we provide. That is the
• 45:28
  Speaker 7: basic aura of manhood. Professing his love for you, protecting you,
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: and providing for you. The number one rule of manhood
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: is just do what you say you're gonna do. If
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: a man does everything he says he's gonna do, he
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: garners the respect of his children, he gets to respect
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: of his coworkers, he gets to respect of all his friends,
• 45:51
  Speaker 7: he gets the respect of the woman he's dating.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: He gets everybody's respect. Those are the three things.
• 45:57
  Speaker 7: Protection, proficient and providing, professing, protecting and providing.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: And do what you say you're gonna do. That's manhood
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: all day.
• 46:07
  Speaker 12: Check check check, Yeah, all right, Steve, thank you. Coming
• 46:14
  Speaker 12: up next, today's prank phone call from the nephew. Right
• 46:17
  Speaker 12: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 46:24
  Speaker 12: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
• 46:27
  Speaker 12: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I
• 46:30
  Speaker 12: think he perms his hair. We'll find out what that's
• 46:34
  Speaker 12: all about. Getting too that in just a few because
• 46:37
  Speaker 12: right now it is time for the nephew and with
• 46:40
  Speaker 12: today's prank phone call, Yeah, we'll do that later, but
• 46:42
  Speaker 12: it's your show.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: What you got Tommy, Well, I've.
• 46:45
  Speaker 13: Been down there at the church lately on these pranks.
• 46:47
  Speaker 13: You know that I've been heading down that to the church.
• 46:50
  Speaker 13: And today's title Lil God is not through with you,
• 46:57
  Speaker 13: but we are. You see what I'm.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, God is not through with you, but we are.
• 47:06
  Speaker 13: Oh yeah, yeah, you're gonna still have your relationship with him,
• 47:10
  Speaker 13: but you're not gonna have one with us no more
• 47:13
  Speaker 13: at this church.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: God is not through with you, but we are, cat
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: dog if you would, yeah, take a tip check.
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach our sister Takara. This
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: is Brother Brinkley from the church.
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  Speaker 8: How you doing?
• 47:30
  Speaker 22: Oh hey, how is it?
• 47:32
  Speaker 19: I'm at work?
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Can I call you back?
• 47:36
  Speaker 8: Well, this is this is kind of urgent. I'll call
• 47:39
  Speaker 8: your your house phone and I didn't get an answer,
• 47:41
  Speaker 8: and I had this other number on file, so I
• 47:43
  Speaker 8: wanted to reach out to you. But what I won't
• 47:45
  Speaker 8: take long, But it's really is all right that urgent matter.
• 47:49
  Speaker 8: If you don't mind, all right, hold on.
• 47:51
  Speaker 19: Hold on, let me let me step away from my
• 47:53
  Speaker 19: tuber Hello, Hello, Yeah, okay, so what's uh but the brink.
• 48:02
  Speaker 8: Okay, we have a bit of.
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: A problem here, and we're gonna try to We're trying
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: to clean up a lot of things here at the church.
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: You know, I hate to be the one to bring
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: you some bad news. Let me just start by by
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: saying that God might not be through with you, but
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: we are here at the church. It has been brought
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: to our attention, uh, sister car that you guys are
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: halfway coming to church and you you you might come
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: once once out of a month. You're not tithing as
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: we expected. You know, the church can't really depend on you.
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: It's you you got you know, you bring your kids.
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: I think your brother comes to the church, but everybody
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: is coming every now and then. We cannot depend on
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: you all to be the members and have the expectation
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: of what we're trying to do.
• 48:48
  Speaker 19: What you say, you say your name is.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, you work, you work under the I'm sorry I.
• 49:00
  Speaker 14: Never heard of you before.
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: I have been officiated by the pastor as I'm over
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: actually over the finance and we're going through all of
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: the books and looking at all of the numbers of
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: the of the members of the church, the directory, and
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: we're noticing.
• 49:13
  Speaker 8: What people are paying tied, what people aren't paying tied,
• 49:16
  Speaker 8: who's coming to church, who's participating in different and different
• 49:19
  Speaker 8: UH ministries and whatnot. And Sister Takar, I got I
• 49:23
  Speaker 8: have to be honest with you. You you the hell
• 49:25
  Speaker 8: maybe once every one or someone we might see you
• 49:29
  Speaker 8: might not see you, you know, and like I say,
• 49:32
  Speaker 8: God may not be through with you, but we are, okay.
• 49:35
  Speaker 22: You can't say that.
• 49:37
  Speaker 19: Listen, Why I don't understand like you're monitoring my my
• 49:43
  Speaker 19: my church going like I can.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I can't.
• 49:46
  Speaker 19: I have to go every single week.
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: I mean, why are you absent so much at the church?
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: Explain that?
• 49:53
  Speaker 22: I mean, I have three kids, you know, I mean, y'all,
• 49:58
  Speaker 22: I don't.
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  Speaker 19: I mean, I you'll pray. I don't understand how a
• 50:03
  Speaker 19: church can are You.
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: Got two jobs, but we're not getting tied. Like you
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: got two jobs. You're not tied, and like you got two.
• 50:10
  Speaker 19: Jobs because I can't afford.
• 50:13
  Speaker 8: You just said I got two jobs. That's what you
• 50:15
  Speaker 8: just said, and that those two.
• 50:17
  Speaker 22: Jobs are in support my kids.
• 50:19
  Speaker 19: I mean, I can't support the church and my kids
• 50:21
  Speaker 19: is the same term I can't do vote. I mean
• 50:24
  Speaker 19: I get when I can.
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: Let me ask you something. What are you making on
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: that other job?
• 50:30
  Speaker 19: Are you serious?
• 50:31
  Speaker 14: Are you really?
• 50:32
  Speaker 8: You?
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 50:33
  Speaker 19: You really? I didn't know the church and God is
• 50:37
  Speaker 19: this deep with You're really asking me how much I
• 50:40
  Speaker 19: make and my second job that I take to support
• 50:44
  Speaker 19: my kids? Come on, now, this gotta be something.
• 50:47
  Speaker 8: This is I'm gonna say this to you again. God
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: may not be through with you, but we are. If
• 50:55
  Speaker 8: you are gonna pay your tides, if you're not gonna
• 50:58
  Speaker 8: come to work on a concent it's a basis, then
• 51:01
  Speaker 8: what what do you benefit?
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: The church?
• 51:04
  Speaker 19: Is that what the church is about?
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: This can be I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: this to you. Let me tell you what the church
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: is all about.
• 51:12
  Speaker 14: The church is and you say we need done with
• 51:14
  Speaker 14: you again one more time.
• 51:16
  Speaker 19: I'm serious.
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: No, I'm gonna tell you this. You're talking about this,
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: that what the church is about. Let me tell you
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: what the church is. The church is a hospital for
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: crippled souls. You understand that that's what that's what the
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: church is. But when when we have souls that are
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: coming in to be saved, we are doing our job.
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: And guess what those people that are coming in. You
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: know what they're doing. They're tithing. That's what they're doing.
• 51:42
  Speaker 8: They're tithing.
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: You, sister Takara, I'm sure your soul is crippled. You're
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: not coming and you're not tithing. You may give us
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: a little some something when you show up. If you
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: show up, that am I right or wrong?
• 51:55
  Speaker 19: M okay?
• 51:56
  Speaker 14: How that?
• 51:57
  Speaker 19: Let me get what straight? What you call being for
• 52:00
  Speaker 19: in the middle of my work day to tell me
• 52:04
  Speaker 19: that you're kicking me out the church because I don't
• 52:06
  Speaker 19: give enough money to the church while I'm at my
• 52:10
  Speaker 19: job that I can very afford to pay my bills with.
• 52:15
  Speaker 19: So that a fact, I don't even know who you are.
• 52:17
  Speaker 19: I've never met you in my life, and I don't know.
• 52:20
  Speaker 10: What this church.
• 52:21
  Speaker 14: You know this church.
• 52:23
  Speaker 22: I hate to say it, but if that's what the
• 52:24
  Speaker 22: church is about, you had the.
• 52:26
  Speaker 14: Nerve to call me jock.
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: Okay, Now let me say something. Now, you being very
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: Unchristian like, now does the card you're gonna watch the
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: down't in your language?
• 52:41
  Speaker 8: Inn?
• 52:41
  Speaker 19: This is not Christian like?
• 52:43
  Speaker 8: Well do you do you know brother Dwyane?
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: Isn't that your brother?
• 52:48
  Speaker 22: Okay?
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: And my brother.
• 52:50
  Speaker 8: Dwyane is who told me to call you?
• 52:54
  Speaker 19: Really my brother?
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: So what?
• 52:56
  Speaker 19: So what is this about?
• 52:57
  Speaker 22: Huh whatever?
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 53:00
  Speaker 19: What's your name?
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: My name is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: Your brother Duwayne got me the brank phone call you?
• 53:10
  Speaker 22: No, Oh my gosh, yo, he's about you can't meet
• 53:19
  Speaker 22: fighting from this job. I'm meant to lobby screaming up.
• 53:23
  Speaker 22: You're looking at me.
• 53:24
  Speaker 6: Oh mysh you all right?
• 53:27
  Speaker 16: Tell me?
• 53:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah? What's up? No?
• 53:34
  Speaker 19: No, no, oh my god, oh my god, my heart
• 53:39
  Speaker 19: is racing.
• 53:41
  Speaker 8: Tell me this the card?
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: show in the land, Steve Harvey.
• 53:48
  Speaker 13: We're not going to keep playing with you. You see
• 53:50
  Speaker 13: what I'm saying. We're not going to keep playing with you,
• 53:53
  Speaker 13: going back.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: And forth and all that.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, you're not doing it? Yeah, all right, I'm sorry.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: I get I get so deep in my prank and
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: I get so deep and I guess so involved. You
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: have to just I ca yeah, take me a minute,
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: come out of it.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: You know the character? Yeah, you should ask Steve how
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: to do that, because he does that very well.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Oh he goes all the way. Have you noticed it?
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: But he comes out quickly right away because he gets tired.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Right away. Sup. We'll be right back with more next.
• 54:33
  Speaker 13: Hey, it's going down Sunday, June twenty first. That is
• 54:36
  Speaker 13: Father's Day. Father's Day in Detroit, baby, uh huh. That
• 54:40
  Speaker 13: is Aretha Franklin, Amphitheater Jokes, Jan's and Jams, Jokes, Jazz
• 54:45
  Speaker 13: and Jams, hosted by yours, Julie Nephew. Tell me you
• 54:47
  Speaker 13: got Jagie Fresh, you got Chante Moore, you got Marcus Wiley,
• 54:51
  Speaker 13: you got Julian Vond, you got the Williams.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: And then the list goes on and on. But this
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: is for the fathers.
• 54:56
  Speaker 13: To bring your father's out, bring your pops out, bring
• 55:00
  Speaker 13: your husband out, who's been a great father.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: This is for the fathers.
• 55:03
  Speaker 13: This is for the kings, the real kings that work
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  Speaker 13: every single day that we don't know anything about, but
• 55:08
  Speaker 13: we know their journey, we know what they're doing. So
• 55:10
  Speaker 13: we celebrate the men, the father Sunday, June twenty first, Detroit, Michigan.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Jokes, Jazz and jams.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up next, Strawberry letter. The subject is
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I think he perms his hair.
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• 56:25
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  Speaker 2: It could definitely be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: We got it for you. Here it is strawberry letter.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Thank you nephew.
• 56:49
  Speaker 12: Subject I think he perms his hair. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 56:54
  Speaker 12: I'm a forty nine year old divorced woman and I
• 56:57
  Speaker 12: was married to an older man that went bald early,
• 57:00
  Speaker 12: so I was the only female in our household who
• 57:03
  Speaker 12: had to worry about hair. I have two sons that
• 57:06
  Speaker 12: were blessed with a curly hair texture so that they
• 57:10
  Speaker 12: were not in the barbershop every week. I've never had
• 57:13
  Speaker 12: to deal with any man's hair issues, and I'm almost
• 57:15
  Speaker 12: ashamed to write to you guys this letter. I'm dating
• 57:19
  Speaker 12: a man that is fifty six years old and he's
• 57:22
  Speaker 12: from Detroit. Not to slam Detroit in any way, but
• 57:26
  Speaker 12: this brother's picture should be in the dictionary next to
• 57:28
  Speaker 12: the word soulful. That means we've been together for a
• 57:32
  Speaker 12: few months and we're at the spend the night phase
• 57:36
  Speaker 12: because it was pastime for us to start having sex.
• 57:39
  Speaker 12: The first time we had sex, he told me that
• 57:42
  Speaker 12: he had to go home immediately after we finished. He
• 57:45
  Speaker 12: said he didn't have any of his hair products with him,
• 57:48
  Speaker 12: so he had to go. I know just by looking
• 57:52
  Speaker 12: at him that his hair texture is not real and
• 57:55
  Speaker 12: he has some kind of product helping him to get
• 57:57
  Speaker 12: those curls. The roots don't match the ends, and it
• 58:00
  Speaker 12: looks like an afro with curly curls on the ends.
• 58:04
  Speaker 12: When he goes to the barbershop, he's there for long
• 58:07
  Speaker 12: periods of time. My first cousin just so happens to
• 58:10
  Speaker 12: go to the same barbershop, and he called me recently
• 58:13
  Speaker 12: cracking up. He said he's heard that my man is
• 58:16
  Speaker 12: still getting perms in twenty twenty three. I did not
• 58:20
  Speaker 12: want to believe it, but it makes sense. I sleep
• 58:22
  Speaker 12: in a bonnet and so does he. He won't shower
• 58:26
  Speaker 12: with me because he said I like it too hot
• 58:28
  Speaker 12: and the steam drives out his hair.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Why is he more.
• 58:31
  Speaker 12: Concerned about his hair than I am about mine? I
• 58:34
  Speaker 12: know for a fact that he uses the hair color
• 58:37
  Speaker 12: that's just for men. But a perm, though, this is
• 58:40
  Speaker 12: the only thing that puts me on pause about him.
• 58:42
  Speaker 12: Should I ask if he has a perm? Who cares?
• 58:46
  Speaker 12: I mean, this is a whole strawberry letter about hair. First,
• 58:51
  Speaker 12: your husband, who you said was older and went bald early,
• 58:55
  Speaker 12: then your two sons who you said were blessed with
• 58:58
  Speaker 12: curly hair, and now you're ma's hair. Who you suspect
• 59:01
  Speaker 12: has a PERM and you're concerned about asking if he
• 59:04
  Speaker 12: has one. I'm not sure why you won't just ask him,
• 59:07
  Speaker 12: you know, I'm not sure about that or why. I'm
• 59:11
  Speaker 12: not sure why his hair matters so much in the
• 59:13
  Speaker 12: first place. I mean, is his hair unattractive? Is it greasy?
• 59:19
  Speaker 12: Is it dirty? Does it stink? Does it get on
• 59:22
  Speaker 12: your pillowcases? Or is it simply because he perms it
• 59:27
  Speaker 12: and your is just not natural? Is that it you'd
• 59:30
  Speaker 12: like it to be natural?
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not real clear what.
• 59:33
  Speaker 12: Your issue is. Because he wears a bonnet that could
• 59:37
  Speaker 12: be concerning. But how does he treat you?
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Do you like him?
• 59:42
  Speaker 12: And I would say the answer to that one is yes,
• 59:45
  Speaker 12: since you are sleeping with him already.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: So I just say, if you want to know about
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: his hair, just ask him.
• 59:52
  Speaker 12: It's simple. Just ask him about his hair. If he says, yes,
• 59:55
  Speaker 12: I purn my hair, then what then? What are you
• 59:58
  Speaker 12: going to break up with him because you don't like perm?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean what you know what?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 9: Steve?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 7: First of all, I knew this letter was gonna be
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: problems because she started off talking about the dude was
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 7: from Detroit and not to slam Detroit anyway. But this
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: brother picture should be in the dictionary next to the
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 7: word soulful.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: What does that mean?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: I'm saying to be going And what's the problem. Yeah,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 7: you don't understand. I used to go to Detroit to dress.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: I went to Detroit with the full intention of shopping.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: Right city Slickers, Broadway, Here.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: We go, Jack.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 7: Stayed right there. The hatch stole Henry had all of.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Them shut up?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: How dare you Gordon.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: That Detroit was everything?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: Aight Be's comedy kitchen, Whoa Joe Lewis Arena, the Silver Dome, the.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Fox, all jokes is all of them? Detroit was everything
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: to me, the automobiles, show girl, GM.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: Girl.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: You wrote the wrong brother with this letter.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: I'm so mad about the Detroit statement and the pitch
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 7: in the diction that next to him, next to soulful.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 7: And what is the problem. If your shoes don't match
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 7: your hat, that's a problem.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 15: Come on right, yes, he says, the problem if your
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 15: parts ain't the same with at the knee and the
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 15: leg and the thigh, what what what you got on?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: That's the problem.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 7: If you ain't ever wear a krim Dulla silk set,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: what is wrong with you?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: You haven't lived.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: Yes, we wear a linen short set with thick and
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 7: thin socks on with data.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Shoot, yes, yes, hell yeah, my leisure suit match.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 23: Yes, we love Detroit, destroys man and huh, how damn you?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: The love I have for that city is real. Now
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: that we got that out the way, answered this little ragged.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 12: All right, we'll have part two of Steve's responds. He's
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 12: mad about Detroit though. We'll have part two of Steve's
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 12: responds coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 12: Today's Strawberry Letters subject I think he perms his hair.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 12: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 12: All right, Steve, come on, we have to recap this
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 12: strawberry letter for today. The subject is I think he
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 12: perms his hair.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: Come on, I'm so hurt.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: A girl that's sad. Look on your face?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: Can you see me?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you come out of emotions. You're talking to the
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: letter writer.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: Now, I'm dating a man that's fifty six years old.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: He's from Detroit. Not to slam Detroit in any way,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 7: but the brother's picture should be an addictionary next to
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: the word soul. I already have come to the conclusion
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 7: that I'm not only don't like this later that wrote
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 7: this letter, I'm not gonna say anything to help you either.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: So what you gonna do? That's how mad I am
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: about just Detroit for nothing?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 7: She trying to figure out if her man got a
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 7: perm or not. How the hell you a woman and
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 7: don't know a prime when you see it. You just said,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 7: his hair at.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: The roots is different from they are.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 7: The dude told you he in the barber shop telling
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 7: you your man still get permes. You got on a bonnet,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 7: he got on the bonnet. He let me just you
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 7: can't get no better than that boy from Detroit. You
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 7: better latch out because at least he won't you.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: Now, Yes, he perhmes his hair finally.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: Yes he looks like an old pimp. Yes, all his
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 7: clothes match. Yes, he's still slapping five on the black side.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: Yes, he still uses phrases like brother main blood, jive turkey, right.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: On, what's happening with you? I see your pimp?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 7: Ah, Jesus, old school phrases. Okay, licked is split, what happened?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Licked is split? About to jump off? Sitty, go down,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: don't play with me.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: He's soulful.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's so.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 7: In his car when you get in the car. Yeah,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 7: he got that double player in his car with the
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: CDs in.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: It and the eight track.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: I still got an ah.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he got pillows in the back window of his
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: car and third dice hanging in the front. He got
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 7: a stern wheel wrap a white stern wheel rap white.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 13: Wow?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Who is this guy?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 7: He got velvet seats and yes it's called a cutlass
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 7: destroy baby. I know you ain't never seen the roof
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 7: like that because half of it is vinyl.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 7: The rems is called truths. Yes, he got white walls. Yes,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 7: young man got white walls. And outside the white wall
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 7: got a gold stripe. Them his truths, baby.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, truths. If you're pretty passionate about.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 23: This letter acknowledgeable right, that's a cat that Yes, and
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 23: he got it on his neck too, a Cadillac emblem
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 23: on his neck?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: Whoa for the chain? He ain't no rapper, he ain't
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: got his name? Yes, four of them rings? Yes they nuggets? Yes?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 8: Is this.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: The nuggets?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 7: You know exactly what they're then yet them Jesus is
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 7: geor dashed? Yes Jordan?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you found a bag in his closet with
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: may go round on the yell.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 7: I know they don't make no more square toe shoes.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 7: He still got them. And three of his alligated shoes
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 7: got four colors on them.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, what what are those colors?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 8: Lime?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: Green, lemon, yellow, orange and brown.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: Love candy lot put that on with the brown soup
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 7: with the yellow jacket, what.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: With the green tie? What baggage? That's Detroit brown hat
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: with a yellow band on it. Girls. Stop. So that's
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: all I wanted to say. Okay, but I don't care
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: what his head is.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 7: I just wanted to give my love, my devotion and
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 7: all that I am to the second city in the
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 7: world that is meant more to me than Cleveland, Ohio.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: That's that Detroit ninety two point three dot mix.
• 1:09:55
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• 1:10:00
  Speaker 12: Harvey f them to comment on today's Strawberry Letter.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 7: You get a stand in the words of Downtown Toty Brown,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 7: stand you right in front of that fish and knock
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: your toby.
• 1:10:11
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  Speaker 12: All right, so there's an all new dating term that's
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 12: really popular on many dating apps right now. It's called
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 12: ethical non monogamy. It is the practice of having a
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 12: close or sexual relationship where both parties consent to infidelity.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: In other words, that's okay.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 12: In other words, I tell you I'm married and you
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 12: agree to sleep with me anyway. That's basically what it is.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 12: It's just cheating, okay, swinging swinging, Yeah. Open relationships and
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 12: polyamory all fall under the umbrella of ethical non monogamy.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 12: People are embracing this concept so much that it's now
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 12: something you put in your dating profile to let people
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 12: know what you're into.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: In a twenty twenty you.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 12: Gove poll of US adults, a third of the People's
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 12: survey chose ethical non monogamy. Millennials were the most likely
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 12: to choose this type of relationship.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 10: Kyle Cheating, it's been out.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: When your wife see your profile, though, what is.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: It gonna safety?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: You want to Jesus, you better hear him get that
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: to you. You're gonna have to take that down though.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 7: When you're partner FID now, you're gonna have to take
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 7: it down because you ain't got.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 8: To hear that.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Why is ethical attached? I guess because you disclosed it.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: I'm married upfront, I don't know.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out who don't know I ain't married.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Well, you're you're famous, so that's a little different everybody.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 7: I just want to put it out the more be
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 7: it more ethical or non monogamous relationships? That same profile
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 7: to be in my obituary, the exact same profile here
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 7: lies missed consensual, non.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: Ethical, ethical, non monogamy. That's what he was. That's crazy.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: That is crazy. Well, it's on a dating app. But
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: I think people think if.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 12: They if they if they put a cuter term to it,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 12: or a nicer term or a sexier term, they change
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 12: the name of it, it makes it better.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: All right, We'll be back with more of the Steve
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. Hey, this is John Legend. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Felicious. Hey, this is Motown recording artist camp Here.
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  Speaker 1: This is Chris Rock He guys morning. This is Tony Braxton.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: You already know what time in ist boy DC, Young Fly.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 12: All right, So Junior, it's summertime and you have some
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 12: important side piece rules you gotta know and.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 11: Follow absolutely, Shirley, it's that time of years. Yeah, and
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 11: it's gonna happen.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna be the voice of reason here, so yes,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 7: I see something wrong with this rule. I'm gonna have
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 7: to tighten up.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 11: Okay, that's fine, But there ain't nothing wrong with these
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 11: rules because this is gonna happen.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: First rule number one, don't fall in love. Okay.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 11: See what that means is fall in love with your
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 11: side piece could mess up the relationship.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 10: You just need to know what this is.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: It's just sex, that's all we do.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: It's man.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 11: This ain't no boys to me in love. This ain't
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 11: no bride McKnight. This is Tupac how you want it?
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what, Steve, You're agreed, that's the where it's supposed
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 7: to work. But god, who could happen about this? Yeah,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 7: that is what it is in the beginning. But oh
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 7: my goodness, fall.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: Hard as hell. Go ahead, Jim, all right, here we
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: go up. Number two.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 11: Being a side piece means keeping your expectations in check. Okay, Yes,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 11: I'm going on family vacation with my family, but I
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 11: will only be there when I'm not needed at the house.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 10: Means don't don't worry about what we're going.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 11: I'll be back. I can't be there every day. I
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 11: can only be there to day that she I'm not
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 11: needed at the house.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: And no, you cannot go on the family.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 11: Rule number three, and this is important. You got to
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 11: be undercover. That means you must communicate and meet up
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 11: with me without anyone else knowing. You need to act
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 11: like you in a spy movie. This James Bond were doing. Yes,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 11: we're a spy movie. Okay't communicate that record. Don't look
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 11: at me since signal Okay, I use your hands. Since
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 11: I know what that means.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 5: I be in the back.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 11: I know what I know what the back at You
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 11: can't just stand up here and talk to me that record,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 11: am I right round?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: That's okay?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 11: Yeah, going, this is very important. You got to know
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 11: the risks when you're getting involved with me. Okay, this
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 11: just int about you and me. It's about you, me
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 11: and her. Okay, think about everyone. When you make a move.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: You have to know how you have You have to
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: consider her too.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 16: Yes, oh really that's asier.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 11: Yes, No, her work schedule, no time she gets home,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 11: know what time she called? That way you know, but
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 11: not to say nothing. This is important.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: You have to know the risk for this.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's crazy.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 11: Now, this is a big one, and this is one
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 11: y'all like to do because when you see it, you
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 11: confront and all this stuff. But then what you need
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 11: to understand. I don't care who you talk to, even
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 11: if it's my own mama. Okay, never talk and never
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 11: admit to anything. If there's some drama things about.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: To get crazy, let me handle it and let me
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: do all the talking, all the lying.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: Right, Absolutely, go ahead, I'm in charge of all lies.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Leave it to the experience, right.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and here the last one, the last one.
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  Speaker 1: This is very important.
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  Speaker 11: You said, all of us very they are if we're
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  Speaker 11: gonna make this work, calling they all got to important, okay,
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  Speaker 11: and I mean this, no social media, lord, no, there
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  Speaker 11: will be no selfish, there will be none.
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  Speaker 2: Don't take pictures of us.
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  Speaker 1: Just showing us holding hands.
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  Speaker 11: Don't take no pictures of us our cloth, don't tag
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  Speaker 11: me and none of these pictures, and definitely don't get
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  Speaker 11: in my DMS. Nothing, no TikTok, no no snapchat, no
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  Speaker 11: faith book, Twitter, no nothing, no notes, no text nothing,
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  Speaker 11: no folks me nothing.
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  Speaker 1: This don't even exist.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, and those are your root for the side piece.
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  Speaker 2: Look up this morning?
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  Speaker 6: Up?
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  Speaker 1: Would you?
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  Speaker 7: While well, I don't post nothing, no way, and if
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  Speaker 7: you did post I wouldn't know nothing about it.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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  Speaker 12: We'll let mark of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
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  Speaker 1: Right after this.
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  Speaker 12: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's a
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  Speaker 12: fact that some people just get on your last nerve,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 12: no matter what.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 12: The website Bold has listed a few ways to effectively
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  Speaker 12: deal with people. All right, So, Steve, you are a
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  Speaker 12: self proclaimed difficult, difficult person. Difficult person, you say that's
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 12: what you are. You were voted that in high school.
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  Speaker 8: Too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a difficult person. So so let's see if
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  Speaker 1: this can.
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  Speaker 12: There you go, being difficult. We're going to see if
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 12: these will help us deal us deal with you better. First,
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  Speaker 12: it says to take a deep breath. Everyone, take a
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 12: deep breath.
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  Speaker 1: Let it out. Then find a common ground to create
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: a bond.
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  Speaker 12: We can use humor if it's appropriate, and that should
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 12: work bode well because you're you're a.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: Comedian, or just walk away, just walk away.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: We can't walk away on the show though, So so.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 12: Tommy, Carla, you think any of these will work with
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 12: our most difficult person taking a deep breath, walking away,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 12: try to find common ground and create a bond, you
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 12: think so, guys, they forgot praying.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so what else?
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  Speaker 7: All these deep breaths and all these deep breaths, and
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 7: make sure you have a mint whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't none of that happening. You'll can give it up.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: It's just not gonna happen. It's who he is, all right.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the scene that solved it, more of.
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  Speaker 12: And it's time now for a round.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather have dry cracked lips all the time
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 12: or dry ashy skin all the time?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: Be careful, Steve, No, I gotta have to take the skin,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: no weight, These things can be.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 10: Your lips, right, No, yeah, I'd be yeah, because.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: I'd be in your face. Looked like two glazed doughnuts.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: Is topic. Look at all lips. My lips got to
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: be quat what my lips got to be? Weat? Wet
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: my whist saw?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about? You will ashy skin?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, all right?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 12: So would you rather have a pool in your backyard
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 12: or would you rather have a view of the ocean.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: I got that both of them. Let's tell you so.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 11: I ain't got neither one, and don't want to talk
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 11: about these ones because they all sound expensive.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah a pool, Yeah that's next, junior, Yeah, I take
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  Speaker 1: all right?
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  Speaker 12: Hi see that from your couch? Yeah yeah, yeah, all right.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 12: Would you rather get a million dollars tomorrow? One million dollars?
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 12: One million dollars to tomorrow? Would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Or would you rather wait five years and get
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: ten million?
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  Speaker 2: I could do. I could wait that five I'm waiting
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: for five years. I'm glad.
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  Speaker 13: I'm gonna get to ten in five years. That that
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 13: million tomorrow and I passed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh he's so rich to me. Take that million, Thank you, Pete.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: Don't listen to this little rich over here.
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  Speaker 13: Then we ought to be asking them who they rather than,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 13: and not whether me and you would rather?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: Would you rather on call?
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  Speaker 1: I'll told you my answer tomorrow when we get the nail.
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  Speaker 8: I talk.
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  Speaker 17: In your life right now immediately, Yeah, talking crazy tomorrow?
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  Speaker 8: All right?
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Would you rather take a vow of celibacy or a
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: vow of silence?
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: Silent?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: So you're just gonna be quiet if you talk for
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: a living? What what is it gonna be for you?
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, we all do, but take talking it just
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: would you rather avow five years? A year, ten years?
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 7: However about I can't stop talking for five years. I'm
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 7: gonna take a vow of celibacy, but I'm not gonna
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 7: do it, So.
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  Speaker 1: You're just lying, you're b Yeah breakwakp.
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  Speaker 2: I'm broke a vow. Before we know, we'll on and
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: God on standing lot.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 12: Yeah, we'll be back with our last breakday at forty
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  Speaker 12: nine minutes after and we'll get some closing remarks from
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  Speaker 12: the one and only Steve right after this.
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  Speaker 12: we're going to switch gears here and Steve Harvey's gonna
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  Speaker 12: give us some closing remarks.
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  Speaker 7: You know something I think I want to share something
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 7: along the lines of you know, I was telling y'all,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 7: started doing this meditation every morning, and I really can't
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 7: tell you man, it's really really helped me a great
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 7: deal because it's giving me a level of peace that
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 7: I've never really understood before. And it's just been every
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 7: morning as I go in prayer. But I read these
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 7: little daily motivational things and I was reading the other
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 7: day and it was teaching me this thing, this aspect
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 7: of worry that I think a lot of people are experiencing,
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 7: and I wanted to share it with you. It was
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 7: talking about what he really wants us to do is
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 7: give up your striving to keep everything under control, which
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 7: is actually an impossible task. And what's furthermore, it's actually
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 7: a waste of precious energy. Because what I've been learning, right,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 7: this is God's guidance for each one of us.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: That God's guide, that God guides are, it's very unique
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: to each one of us. That's why listening to.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 7: God is so really vital to your well being because
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 7: what God really wants to do, and what I've been
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 7: learning is he just really wants to prepare us for
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 7: the day that awaits us, and he really wants us
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 7: to give us direction and point us in the right
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 7: direction for today's events. And even though fear follows you
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 7: around throughout the day, it kind of stalks you, you
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 7: know what I mean, because there are so many opportunities
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 7: to not be conscious of God's presence that you have
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 7: to understand that even though all these opportunities around you,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 7: that it can't really do you no harm as long
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 7: as you hold on. You remember how you hear old
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 7: people say hold on to God's unchange in hand. That
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  Speaker 7: if you do that and you keep your eyes on Him,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 7: then you get to enjoy this peace and it's peace
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  Speaker 7: I've found because I've stopped worrying so much about the
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 7: things that I don't have control over. And one of
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  Speaker 7: the big things is your future. You can't control your future.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 7: Look, that's not to say you're not supposed to plan
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 7: and hope and and have prayer about stuff. But praying
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 7: about stuff don't don't necessarily mean worry. Matter of fact,
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 7: it don't mean worry. So you know, you gotta uh,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 7: you gotta pay attention to that. I've had to get
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 7: even better at mastering time. And what I've learned about
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 7: this is that all of us were really really built
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 7: in twenty four hour segments. But time man is like
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 7: a tyrant. Sometimes it just takes away at us in
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 7: our mind. And you got to learn how to master it.
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  Speaker 7: And even though we're all bound by some form of
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 7: time in our life, how we're always conscious of time.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta be still. You gotta get out of the
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  Speaker 2: mad rush.
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  Speaker 9: Ya.
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  Speaker 7: You got to focus on God. I like it in
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 7: the morning because it helps me start my day. You
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 7: got to get out the mad rush. You gotta focus.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 7: You gotta get laser beam focused in the mornings. It's
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 7: great for me because it helps me balance my whole day,
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 7: and I just focus. I just sit with him. I
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 7: just talk to him about the stuff that I have
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 7: concerns about. I talk to him about stuff that I'm
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 7: hoping to accomplish, and then at the same time, I
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 7: leave it open to wherever he's trying to take me
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 7: for that day. I talk to him about things I'm
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 7: trying to make decisions on. I ask him to always
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 7: guide me and leave me in the right direction. And
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 7: it has been helping me out tremendously. Man, It's just
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 7: something I do in the morning. Look, you don't have
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 7: a radio show like me, so you ain't got to
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  Speaker 7: tell a lot of people you're doing You don't have
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 7: to tell a lot of people that you're doing it.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 7: But the reason I'm doing it is because I really
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 7: do try to encourage other people and get you to
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 7: have something that you can put into your day to
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 7: day and maybe it can help you. And that's why
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 7: I always like to use myself as an example when
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 7: I'm giving these motivational moments of stuff that I'm doing
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 7: that I've actually finding out through my own trial period
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 7: that really does work for me. And starting my money
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 7: off by meditating has really made a huge difference in me.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 7: Is given me a really really calm amount of peace.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 7: But I'm just employing everybody to form some type of
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 7: relationship with your creator. Man, it'll just help you out immenseally.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 7: It really really will, because God who made you would
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 7: love to have some form of relationship with you. Now,
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 7: he's a gentleman. He's not going to force hisself on you.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 7: So he does want to be invited in because he
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 7: gives us all the power of choice. But once you
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 7: invite him in, it's a very calming effect in your life.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 7: You should try it if you have it. The cool
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 7: thing about it is you don't need permission, And the
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 7: even cooler thing about it is no certain way that
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 7: you have to do it. You can develop a meditation
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  Speaker 7: that works for you.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean. I like to read.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 7: I like to I got a list of stuff that
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 7: I make sure I thank him for every day. My family,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 7: my health, my grandchildren's health, of my hopes and dreams
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 7: of my kids, make me a light, show me how
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 7: to be a better example. And then I got a
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 7: lot of stuff in there that I want. I got
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 7: some material things, some spiritual things.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: That I want. I go over those lists, and once
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: I read those lists and meditate on them, and you know,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: put up my form of prayer. That's how I start
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  Speaker 2: my day.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 7: And I think, Man, I wish i'd done this long
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  Speaker 7: time ago, to be honest with you, a long long
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 7: time ago. But you ain't never too late. So here
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 7: I am and you can too. Those are my remarks
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  Speaker 7: for today.
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  Speaker 2: That's it, y'all. Have a great day today. Talk to
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  Speaker 2: God today. He'd absolutely love to hear from me.
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