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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all at all, So.
- 0:12Speaker 3: Don't given the.
- 0:16Speaker 4: Bus Steve Yeah listening to.
- 0:26Speaker 5: Show.
- 0:38Speaker 6: I don't Joy Yeah, Joy.
- 0:59Speaker 3: You go.
- 0:59Speaker 1: You know.
- 1:05Speaker 3: You love you alone?
- 1:25Speaker 2: Turn Okay, you got to turn the mouth. Turn You've
- 1:43Speaker 2: probably got to turn mouth turn.
- 1:46Speaker 4: Out, turn the water the waterpoo, come.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Come out, you're thinking.
- 2:00Speaker 7: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are
- 2:04Speaker 7: listening to the voice, come on dig me now, one
- 2:08Speaker 7: and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show you know
- 2:11Speaker 7: today I was thinking of what I would say today
- 2:16Speaker 7: and it just dawned on me this way, and I
- 2:17Speaker 7: just want to share this with everybody listening. You've got
- 2:20Speaker 7: to get some help to make it through life. I
- 2:24Speaker 7: cannot imagine where I would be if it was not
- 2:28Speaker 7: for the help of my God, if it wasn't for
- 2:31Speaker 7: his grace and mercy, if I did not have the
- 2:34Speaker 7: ability to lean on him and all the times I've
- 2:38Speaker 7: had to lean on him, which has become a daily basis.
- 2:41Speaker 7: I have no idea where I would be, but clearly
- 2:44Speaker 7: I know for a matter of fact, I would not
- 2:47Speaker 7: be here today. You have got to get some help
- 2:50Speaker 7: to get through this thing called life. I am begging
- 2:54Speaker 7: you to look into it. Man, you've got to form
- 2:57Speaker 7: a relationship with God. Without a relationship with God, this
- 3:01Speaker 7: thing called life is daunting at times.
- 3:03Speaker 1: I don't care who you are.
- 3:04Speaker 7: I know I'm speaking the truth right now, because listen,
- 3:09Speaker 7: no matter who you are, what job title you have,
- 3:12Speaker 7: what aspirations you may have, I don't care what your
- 3:16Speaker 7: educational background is or is not.
- 3:19Speaker 1: It does not matter.
- 3:20Speaker 7: If you don't get a real relationship going on with God.
- 3:24Speaker 1: I don't see how you can make it.
- 3:25Speaker 7: So many people are faking in fronting out here like
- 3:28Speaker 7: they got it going on, and you don't know, And
- 3:31Speaker 7: you really don't know how many people that you think
- 3:34Speaker 7: in your neighborhood had it going on because you saw
- 3:36Speaker 7: a car pull up in the driveway, or they house
- 3:39Speaker 7: look bigger, or the grass is cutting nicer, and you
- 3:42Speaker 7: only find out that a foreclosure side on they house too.
- 3:46Speaker 1: See, you don't know.
- 3:48Speaker 7: The mask that people put on to parade around in
- 3:51Speaker 7: is for appearance sakes. So a lot of people you
- 3:54Speaker 7: looking at that you think got it going on. Who
- 3:57Speaker 7: might be the pattern of success that you want a trace?
- 4:00Speaker 7: You got to be real careful with that because it
- 4:02Speaker 7: may not be as it appears to be. But one
- 4:05Speaker 7: thing is for sure, no matter what's going on in
- 4:08Speaker 7: your life, I know that behind whatever mask I'm wearing,
- 4:13Speaker 7: or I realized, no matter what the appearances may be,
- 4:18Speaker 7: that on the other side of me, I'm gonna be
- 4:21Speaker 7: just fine.
- 4:21Speaker 1: See.
- 4:22Speaker 7: You may be outwardly people hating on you, talking about you,
- 4:26Speaker 7: dragging your name through the mud. Look, man, people can
- 4:30Speaker 7: say stuff about you. Most people talking about you don't
- 4:32Speaker 7: even know you. They just participating in it. You can
- 4:36Speaker 7: have that appearance going on, but behind you, within you,
- 4:40Speaker 7: if you have a relationship with God, it don't matter
- 4:44Speaker 7: because you can be all right. I've seen it get
- 4:47Speaker 7: real stormy on the outside for me, but on the
- 4:49Speaker 7: inside I just had to feel and I was gonna
- 4:52Speaker 7: be all right.
- 4:53Speaker 1: See.
- 4:53Speaker 7: That's what the relationship gives you, man. It gives you
- 4:56Speaker 7: the confidence to know that the things that you're going
- 4:59Speaker 7: through a temporary that is just the space that you
- 5:03Speaker 7: happen to be in. Like I said the other day,
- 5:05Speaker 7: you got to remember something. The road to success is
- 5:09Speaker 7: always under construction. You might as well get ready for that.
- 5:13Speaker 7: If you planing on changing, getting better, doing something about
- 5:17Speaker 7: your health, if you decide, hey, look, I just would
- 5:20Speaker 7: like to live a longer, more prosperous life, or hey
- 5:23Speaker 7: I want to make X amount of dollars, or hey man,
- 5:25Speaker 7: I'm gonna stop staying out in these streets and I'm
- 5:27Speaker 7: gonna come home and treat my family way they are
- 5:30Speaker 7: to be treated. I don't care what decision you make.
- 5:32Speaker 7: When you strike out on that road to success, it's
- 5:35Speaker 7: under construction, partner. That's barrels out there, there's wide turns,
- 5:40Speaker 7: there's detours.
- 5:42Speaker 1: You know.
- 5:42Speaker 7: It's being out there holding signs saying slow down. Sometimes
- 5:46Speaker 7: they put the stop sign up. You got to wait
- 5:49Speaker 7: and watch people go by you on the other side.
- 5:52Speaker 7: Then before you can take off again. You've all been
- 5:55Speaker 7: on the road with construction on it. It can be
- 5:58Speaker 7: so frustrating. And the whole time you on that road,
- 6:01Speaker 7: I know, when I'm on the road we can under construction.
- 6:04Speaker 7: I'm always thinking of an alternative path. I ain't ever
- 6:08Speaker 7: set in traffic under construction, man, and thought of if
- 6:13Speaker 7: I get off on this exit, where would it take me?
- 6:16Speaker 7: Not knowing, but just man, could I keep moving if
- 6:19Speaker 7: I go that way? That's a dangerous thing sometimes, see,
- 6:22Speaker 7: because oftentimes when we get off the road to success,
- 6:25Speaker 7: and we take that other path, we get further and
- 6:29Speaker 7: further off course. Because wasn't no detools signed for that,
- 6:32Speaker 7: just a decision I made on my own because I
- 6:34Speaker 7: don't like sitting here sometimes I don't have the patience
- 6:37Speaker 7: I ought to have, so I've taken some what I
- 6:39Speaker 7: thought might be shortcuts. But I got to tell you something,
- 6:42Speaker 7: ain't no shortcuts on the road to success. Even the
- 6:45Speaker 7: detour signs wind up taking you a little bit out
- 6:48Speaker 7: your way. And look background. I remember one time I
- 6:50Speaker 7: was coming from Las Vegas and that was some type
- 6:54Speaker 7: of chemical spill in a truck and you could all
- 7:00Speaker 7: see the smoke up.
- 7:02Speaker 1: Ahead in very faint.
- 7:03Speaker 7: So they detoreed us through the desert and we had
- 7:06Speaker 7: to go all the way around, and I drove, man
- 7:09Speaker 7: like an hour and a half out of the way.
- 7:11Speaker 7: And when they entered us back on the freeway where
- 7:14Speaker 7: we were to go back to La as soon as
- 7:17Speaker 7: I got it that exit to get back on the freeway,
- 7:20Speaker 7: I looked right there and there the accident was. Now
- 7:24Speaker 7: it was an hour and a half hour forty five
- 7:27Speaker 7: all the way around in that desert to get back
- 7:30Speaker 7: to almost the same place. But it was the best
- 7:34Speaker 7: way to go because see, that was the route to take.
- 7:38Speaker 7: And that's what you got to understand about trying to
- 7:40Speaker 7: make the right decision to be successful, that the road
- 7:43Speaker 7: to success is always under construction. You're gonna have to
- 7:47Speaker 7: go round a little bit, so quick, stop being impatient
- 7:50Speaker 7: with I don't want to go around. I'm gonna go
- 7:51Speaker 7: this way. You go that way if you want to
- 7:53Speaker 7: just follow the detour science. See, because somebody that came
- 7:56Speaker 7: up this road before you have somebody travel the road
- 8:01Speaker 7: already and they took the way around, and yeah, it
- 8:04Speaker 7: seemed like it's a longer way, and you want to
- 8:06Speaker 7: make that other decision. But stay on the road to success.
- 8:09Speaker 7: It's under construction, man, that's just the way it goes.
- 8:13Speaker 7: Don't lose your patience and try to create a shortcut
- 8:16Speaker 7: for yourself. I'm gonna go away. Ain't nobody ever gone way?
- 8:18Speaker 7: Hold up, Pardoner, you really think you're gonna do that?
- 8:21Speaker 1: Listen.
- 8:22Speaker 7: There's oftentimes a lot of rewards when you go the
- 8:25Speaker 7: least travel path, But the road to success is the
- 8:29Speaker 7: least travel path. That's what you keep getting mixed up.
- 8:32Speaker 7: You keep thinking if you go another way, no, no,
- 8:34Speaker 7: stay on the road to success. That is the least
- 8:37Speaker 7: travel path. It's under construction. You can go out there
- 8:41Speaker 7: with your machete if you want to talking about cutting
- 8:43Speaker 7: new trails. You think the road to success is under construction,
- 8:49Speaker 7: take the other route and get that machete out and
- 8:51Speaker 7: see how long you be out there trying to cut
- 8:53Speaker 7: a path. Sometimes, Man, you just got to stay patient.
- 8:57Speaker 7: The road to success has been traveled before by millions
- 9:01Speaker 7: of people in front of you, everybody that has some
- 9:04Speaker 7: setbacks in life. But don't get off the road to
- 9:06Speaker 7: success just because you're having some setbacks, just because you
- 9:09Speaker 7: see some orange barrels up, just because there's some men
- 9:12Speaker 7: out there with vest on what they got to do
- 9:14Speaker 7: with you? Everybody, everybody that's trying to be successful, is
- 9:18Speaker 7: on that road. Your relationship with God helps you guide
- 9:23Speaker 7: yourself around the barrels. It helps you have the patience
- 9:27Speaker 7: to go around that way. He gonna get you back
- 9:31Speaker 7: where you gotta be. But you got to go out
- 9:33Speaker 7: there so you can learn something. See, you need God
- 9:36Speaker 7: to make it in life, because the road to success
- 9:40Speaker 7: is always under construction. He calms you down when the
- 9:45Speaker 7: barrels is up. He lets you know it's gonna be
- 9:47Speaker 7: all right. He rewards you with the patience to finish
- 9:50Speaker 7: because he gonna get you right back where you need
- 9:52Speaker 7: to be and you can get on which way you
- 9:55Speaker 7: is going. Okay, all right, y'all, we're gonna try that today.
- 9:58Speaker 8: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
- 10:03Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen.
- 10:04Speaker 7: It's another day, another time, another gift, another wonderful, wonderful
- 10:09Speaker 7: gift from God. It's called the present. Yeah, that's why
- 10:13Speaker 7: we're here it. It's called the present. We in it,
- 10:15Speaker 7: and that's what it is. It's a present. It's a
- 10:18Speaker 7: big box with a bow on it. He gives it
- 10:20Speaker 7: to us every day. That lets us wake up. That's
- 10:22Speaker 7: an opportunity and that's a surefire sign from God that
- 10:26Speaker 7: he ain't through with you yet. If God then woke
- 10:28Speaker 7: you up today, that means He has something else in
- 10:31Speaker 7: store for you, and Boil, Boil boy, I'm here to
- 10:33Speaker 7: receive it, whatever it is. Thank you God for that.
- 10:36Speaker 7: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, don't be a little shock today.
- 10:40Speaker 7: But this is how the show started. This is the
- 10:44Speaker 7: original three of the Steve Harvey Morning Show, which started
- 10:48Speaker 7: in Los Angeles on one hundred point three. The Beat
- 10:53Speaker 7: ladies and gentlemen, Shirley Strawberry and nephew Tommy. That's a shit.
- 11:00Speaker 1: That was the show now it was the original show
- 11:04Speaker 1: was just me.
- 11:06Speaker 7: They decided we cannot lead his fool in here by hisself,
- 11:10Speaker 7: so they added Shirley, who was a radio personality who
- 11:15Speaker 7: had been on the John landon London Show and a
- 11:18Speaker 7: radio in Chicago, had years of experience. Because I didn't
- 11:21Speaker 7: do time checks, none of that. I didn't go to
- 11:24Speaker 7: break on time. So they seen me, We're gonna put
- 11:27Speaker 7: this radio person in there with her name Shirley Strawberry.
- 11:32Speaker 7: And Shirley didn't like me at first, and Shirley was
- 11:35Speaker 7: trying to control me. Surely thought I was just a
- 11:38Speaker 7: wild and reckless radio You were needing really and all that,
- 11:43Speaker 7: and I wasn't having it at all. So it was
- 11:47Speaker 7: Shirley had two afro puffs back in the day. She
- 11:50Speaker 7: had two afro puffs on the side of her s.
- 11:52Speaker 7: She denies having that hairstyle.
- 11:56Speaker 9: Before I got it wasn't afropuffs, but anyway, was cute whatever.
- 12:01Speaker 10: She had two puffs on side of her head. And
- 12:03Speaker 10: anyway I thought, I thought.
- 12:05Speaker 5: I said, you had hair, You had hair.
- 12:08Speaker 1: You know, we all looked a little crazy.
- 12:10Speaker 7: So I just said, okay, she got the puss and
- 12:13Speaker 7: I had hair, and it was all working. And then reluctantly,
- 12:18Speaker 7: somebody told me, you know, you know what, Shirley, you
- 12:23Speaker 7: know hey, he got the same attitude.
- 12:25Speaker 5: He think I always talking.
- 12:28Speaker 7: And then reluctantly, as Shirley and I's relationship progressed, we
- 12:34Speaker 7: started coming together more as a team and jailing together.
- 12:38Speaker 1: It was some reluctancy at the first part. And then.
- 12:43Speaker 7: Someone suggested that I bring my nephew on because he
- 12:47Speaker 7: could do voices and all this here. And so I
- 12:50Speaker 7: hired this food and this.
- 12:55Speaker 1: Dude right here could not come to work.
- 12:57Speaker 5: Well he didn't have to. Why come to work when
- 13:00Speaker 5: you could do the show from your.
- 13:01Speaker 1: Bed man, This dude, he would call in. It's a
- 13:05Speaker 1: good place.
- 13:08Speaker 9: He was working from home before remote jobs was even popular.
- 13:12Speaker 7: Tommy was at the grocery store one time and the
- 13:15Speaker 7: dude stopped him at the meet county and said, oh,
- 13:17Speaker 7: your nephew, Tommy, you's a sorry, this is all true,
- 13:23Speaker 7: and that was it.
- 13:25Speaker 10: Okay, So can we just can we just go back
- 13:29Speaker 10: down memory lane the whole show?
- 13:31Speaker 1: Can we do that? Can we can we go down
- 13:33Speaker 1: memory lane. All right, wouldn't do that a couple of times, ladies,
- 13:35Speaker 1: Steve Hall Mony show.
- 13:37Speaker 9: All right, Steve coming up in thirty two minutes after
- 13:40Speaker 9: the hour, we will hear from the nephew as he
- 13:42Speaker 9: runs that prank back right after this.
- 13:45Speaker 8: You're listening morning show.
- 13:48Speaker 9: It is time now for the nephew to run that
- 13:52Speaker 9: prank back.
- 13:52Speaker 10: What you got for his neph I got what you
- 13:55Speaker 10: called Shirley on Orthodox methods, on orthor Dox methods.
- 13:59Speaker 1: You know he didn't hand no pranks when he first
- 14:01Speaker 1: started this show.
- 14:04Speaker 5: Tommy's tipps.
- 14:08Speaker 1: This is this is an Unorthodox methods. Let's go get doctor.
- 14:12Speaker 3: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach trying to reach brother
- 14:14Speaker 3: Robert and speaking. Hey, how you doing. I'm calling you
- 14:18Speaker 3: from the church. How you doing, brother man? I'm doing
- 14:20Speaker 3: super fantastic. Every day ablow Ground is a good day.
- 14:24Speaker 3: That's good. That's good. Hey, Hey, listen, man, we wanted
- 14:27Speaker 3: to be in one of the brothers of the church.
- 14:30Speaker 3: I wanted to give you a call. Man. You didn't
- 14:32Speaker 3: make it today, but you well, you know your wife
- 14:34Speaker 3: stood up to date and asked us to keep you
- 14:36Speaker 3: all in our prayers because y'all definitely trying to bring
- 14:40Speaker 3: a new child into the world. And she let us
- 14:43Speaker 3: know that. You know, she's being a little older now
- 14:47Speaker 3: forty one forty two, you know, she said it takes
- 14:50Speaker 3: a little longer to try and conceive a child then
- 14:52Speaker 3: you know, in your earlier years. So we definitely wanted
- 14:55Speaker 3: to let you know, man that we we got y'all
- 14:57Speaker 3: in our prayers. Man. Man, you just zone on how
- 14:59Speaker 3: much we appreciate that. Man. Yeah, we've been trying, but
- 15:02Speaker 3: I know with with prayers, all things are possible. Yeah, well,
- 15:05Speaker 3: we definitely want to definitely want to keep you out
- 15:07Speaker 3: of our prayers, man, and I hope that you are
- 15:10Speaker 3: able to conceive this child and bring you know, bring
- 15:12Speaker 3: bring bringing news our new child in to this world.
- 15:15Speaker 3: You know that the books to be fruitful and multiplies.
- 15:17Speaker 3: Definitely definitely. Now who is this again? Brother? Brother? I
- 15:22Speaker 3: don't know if you know me directly, but I'm I'm
- 15:23Speaker 3: brother all one of the brothers at the church. Okay, okay, brother,
- 15:27Speaker 3: thank you not not not not not Brother Robert. What
- 15:30Speaker 3: I want to ask you, man, was have you considered
- 15:33Speaker 3: any any alternatives methods as far as you know, maybe
- 15:38Speaker 3: helping this situation. Uh, we've looked at a few what
- 15:42Speaker 3: what what what are you referring to as an alternative? Well,
- 15:45Speaker 3: I mean I think I have a good thing then
- 15:49Speaker 3: that might be able to help this thing speed up
- 15:52Speaker 3: the process and and and and you guys will be
- 15:55Speaker 3: expecting in no time. Man. Man, we are definitely open
- 15:59Speaker 3: for some things like that. What what what what you
- 16:01Speaker 3: got in mind? I mean, uh, well, what I have
- 16:03Speaker 3: is a little a little unorthodox, man, But I think
- 16:06Speaker 3: if you allow me to help you on this, man,
- 16:10Speaker 3: I think that you'll be definitely satisfied. And you know, man,
- 16:13Speaker 3: if nine months or not, you got to be at
- 16:15Speaker 3: the hospital wait looking for you your baby for all
- 16:17Speaker 3: your baby girl? You know who classify an orthodox? Okay?
- 16:22Speaker 3: See what I have in mind, man, is have you
- 16:25Speaker 3: considered maybe like a surrogate father clasify classified? Say, because
- 16:32Speaker 3: I'm thinking the wrong thing. I don't want I want
- 16:34Speaker 3: to make ship will on the same page. What do
- 16:36Speaker 3: you mean by Sarah the fuck? Well? What it is
- 16:38Speaker 3: man is you know you know, of course a mother
- 16:41Speaker 3: is someone that will carry a child for those that
- 16:45Speaker 3: cannot carry one. You know what I'm saying, right right?
- 16:48Speaker 3: So what what?
- 16:49Speaker 11: What?
- 16:49Speaker 3: What I've gone to the doctor and got myself checked out. Man,
- 16:53Speaker 3: good physical and everything. I'm physically sitting everything. And you know,
- 16:57Speaker 3: maybe I guess the complications are coming from uh you
- 17:00Speaker 3: as far as the child not being you know, you're
- 17:02Speaker 3: not being able to conceive right now, ain't There ain't
- 17:05Speaker 3: nothing wrong with me? Man? Okay, Now what you mean
- 17:08Speaker 3: by you physically fit? I mean, what the hell they
- 17:11Speaker 3: got to do with shared? See, what I'm saying is
- 17:13Speaker 3: if well, you know, if you if you allow me
- 17:16Speaker 3: to come over and and supply my services. I mean,
- 17:20Speaker 3: let's say, if you left for a weekend, man, and
- 17:22Speaker 3: I stayed over there. By the time you get back there,
- 17:24Speaker 3: what's the time with you? It's just what's going on
- 17:27Speaker 3: at this church?
- 17:28Speaker 5: Man?
- 17:28Speaker 3: Am I at the room? Chase say, you're telling me
- 17:31Speaker 3: you tray help me understand you saying you want to
- 17:34Speaker 3: come over and have sex with my wae. Well, I mean,
- 17:37Speaker 3: I mean, don't don't look at it like that. Don't
- 17:39Speaker 3: look at it like that. Look at it. If I'm
- 17:41Speaker 3: helping you you're telling me is directly you just say
- 17:44Speaker 3: us what excuse me? Okay, you want to come out
- 17:48Speaker 3: of no, no, no, I want to come over and
- 17:51Speaker 3: just apply my services man and put you guys in
- 17:53Speaker 3: a better position that you will be your family life.
- 17:57Speaker 3: You understand what I'm saying. You understand Where'm coming from. Now,
- 18:00Speaker 3: I don't chyl like you tell me you want to
- 18:02Speaker 3: have sex with my life? Man? What the is wrong
- 18:04Speaker 3: with you?
- 18:04Speaker 1: May?
- 18:05Speaker 3: Hold on? Hold on now this this this brother awesome man.
- 18:07Speaker 3: Listen see what I'm what I'm trying to do. Man,
- 18:09Speaker 3: I don't give up you brother whose brother Austin? Man,
- 18:13Speaker 3: I don't know you? And then you talking about the church.
- 18:16Speaker 3: What kind of is this? This thousand dollar at this urt? No? Really,
- 18:19Speaker 3: the church don't have nothing to do with this. It's
- 18:22Speaker 3: me calling you to Lindy. Will you come to me.
- 18:24Speaker 3: I'm trying to be if you allow me to be
- 18:26Speaker 3: the surrogate father. I don't have a pregnant bout the
- 18:28Speaker 3: end of the week. Man. You got me. As soon
- 18:31Speaker 3: as I say I'm coming to the boss study Tuesday
- 18:33Speaker 3: to see you, you show us the boy study. So
- 18:35Speaker 3: you okay, okay, Gary kitting you want to have brother brother? Wife?
- 18:39Speaker 3: Say what amount of brother? Man? You keep looking at
- 18:42Speaker 3: that like that? How we gonna get this? Are we
- 18:44Speaker 3: gonna get past this? So we can get you to
- 18:46Speaker 3: this child. Man, we are gonna get passed here. You
- 18:49Speaker 3: talked about having sex with my wife. Where are your wife?
- 18:52Speaker 1: Said?
- 18:52Speaker 3: Brother, you ain't got no way. So I have a wife,
- 18:55Speaker 3: brother Robert. What I'm trying to do is help you
- 18:57Speaker 3: along with yours and getting this child conceived. That's what
- 19:00Speaker 3: I'm trying to help that. You can't help me talking
- 19:02Speaker 3: about having said to my wife. You said it on us, Doc.
- 19:05Speaker 3: I don't think you was going that far with it.
- 19:08Speaker 3: You're getting my phone number? Well, you know we we
- 19:10Speaker 3: have people listed at the church. We have all phone
- 19:12Speaker 3: numbers listed. He this mine and when I get that
- 19:15Speaker 3: to you that I hope to see you that I'm
- 19:17Speaker 3: gonna punch you. Ad ask Hey, look, man, why don't
- 19:19Speaker 3: I Why don't I speak to your wife when she
- 19:22Speaker 3: comes to church this week? And I see how don't
- 19:25Speaker 3: feel bring them my wife? Hold on, I'm just gonna
- 19:28Speaker 3: talk to him, see how she feels about maybe maybe
- 19:31Speaker 3: you know using this protect now you can't say, man,
- 19:34Speaker 3: don't even look in the direction. Brother, man who wants you?
- 19:37Speaker 3: I need to see you myself? Okay? What what? What?
- 19:40Speaker 3: What is all the anger? Though? Brother? What? What? What?
- 19:42Speaker 3: Where do you may you can send here telling me
- 19:46Speaker 3: that's step the script. I'm gonna come half sex with
- 19:48Speaker 3: your wife. You get angry? Okay, brother, I got one
- 19:51Speaker 3: more thing I need to tell you. Are you ready for?
- 19:54Speaker 3: Can I say this? May you better hundred before I
- 19:56Speaker 3: hang up in your say? Okay? Are you listening, brother, Rob?
- 20:00Speaker 3: I listen, I'm talking. Listen. This is nephew Tommy from
- 20:04Speaker 3: the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got praked by
- 20:07Speaker 3: your wife.
- 20:10Speaker 1: Man, what you say?
- 20:14Speaker 3: Hey? Hey, tell me you shouldn't be doing. Take that, man,
- 20:18Speaker 3: I'm about to have a rest. Come to check me
- 20:20Speaker 3: with about it goes straight tow Stennis in the mound.
- 20:26Speaker 3: Didn't look for you on that one? Man? Who All right, Hey,
- 20:35Speaker 3: one more thing, man, tell me this what is what
- 20:37Speaker 3: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show
- 20:40Speaker 3: in the land, the Steve home of his morning show
- 20:44Speaker 3: with as Steve and thats nephew. Tell me y'all wild
- 20:50Speaker 3: over there?
- 20:51Speaker 1: Man there you're having this shirt and I'll be back
- 20:54Speaker 1: in a hole.
- 20:55Speaker 9: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next it is
- 21:00Speaker 9: I ask the colo with you're listening morning show coming
- 21:05Speaker 9: up at the top of the hour and entertainment news.
- 21:08Speaker 9: Rudy Giuliani has a turnover his luxury items and his
- 21:12Speaker 9: New York City apartment to the Georgia poll workers. Remember them,
- 21:16Speaker 9: the ladies that the woman and her daughter that he defamed. Yeah,
- 21:20Speaker 9: he has a turnover the money that he makes from
- 21:22Speaker 9: the sale of those items to those two ladies. Spike
- 21:26Speaker 9: Lee is calling for black men to get behind Kamala
- 21:29Speaker 9: Harris and we'll tell you why. Iris Elba plans to
- 21:33Speaker 9: relocate to Africa.
- 21:37Speaker 5: Coming up. Okay, all those stories.
- 21:40Speaker 9: At the top of the hour, but right now it
- 21:42Speaker 9: is time to ask the clo our Chief Love Officer,
- 21:45Speaker 9: Steve Harvey. This is from Roseanne and South Hay. Then
- 21:49Speaker 9: Roseanne says, my mom passed away and I'm an only child.
- 21:53Speaker 9: All of my mother's pension and benefits went to my daddy.
- 21:58Speaker 9: He's getting remarried and his wife is his beneficiary. If
- 22:02Speaker 9: he dies, she gets everything. How do I get my
- 22:05Speaker 9: dad to see this isn't right?
- 22:08Speaker 7: Well, how do you get your dad to see the same?
- 22:13Speaker 1: Right?
- 22:14Speaker 7: I mean, I don't see how he don't see it
- 22:17Speaker 7: ain't I mean, I understand leaving your wife something, but
- 22:21Speaker 7: to not leave you anything don't make no sense.
- 22:25Speaker 1: It doesn't. It just don't make no sense.
- 22:28Speaker 5: So what about her thinking?
- 22:31Speaker 7: The only thing you could do is sit down and
- 22:33Speaker 7: talk to him and say, Dad, don't you think it
- 22:35Speaker 7: would only be right that in the event that something
- 22:38Speaker 7: happened to you, I'm the only child, I'm the only
- 22:42Speaker 7: surviving link to you and Mom that I would benefit
- 22:46Speaker 7: have been the But then you asking to be the
- 22:49Speaker 7: benefit of the death out.
- 22:51Speaker 12: Yeah, I think I think I think you may be
- 22:55Speaker 12: having more of a problem with the woman getting to
- 22:58Speaker 12: be the beneficiator the thing else that could be it
- 23:01Speaker 12: for you, a little jealousy and that that he's remarrying
- 23:04Speaker 12: and now she gonna get the benefits.
- 23:07Speaker 7: And I understand where you're coming from. It's a it's
- 23:10Speaker 7: a fair thought to have. But I don't know how
- 23:13Speaker 7: to approach the conversation with him. I really don't. I'm
- 23:17Speaker 7: gonna just be honest with you. I don't know what
- 23:18Speaker 7: to say.
- 23:22Speaker 1: I don't like her.
- 23:22Speaker 5: I like that, obviously, but I don't like that like that.
- 23:27Speaker 7: I mean, you know, I mean, you're the only child.
- 23:29Speaker 7: What what you should do is just going about your business, know,
- 23:32Speaker 7: live your life.
- 23:34Speaker 5: She's gonna have to do.
- 23:36Speaker 1: Yeah, because ain't no ain't no calvary coming over the hill.
- 23:41Speaker 10: So you ain't getting this house, you ain't getting the call,
- 23:44Speaker 10: you ain't fished to getting nothing.
- 23:45Speaker 1: That's it?
- 23:46Speaker 10: What?
- 23:47Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 23:48Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, well sorry about that, Roseanne.
- 23:52Speaker 5: Uh. Moving on to Shelton and Richmond.
- 23:54Speaker 9: Shelton says, I have a trip planned for my wife
- 23:57Speaker 9: and I to celebrate her birthday in d see. Her
- 24:00Speaker 9: best friend said she wants to do something totally.
- 24:03Speaker 5: Different for her birthday.
- 24:05Speaker 9: Should I change my plans based on what her friend said?
- 24:08Speaker 5: Or do I take my wife to d C?
- 24:11Speaker 1: Holy? Wait, wait a minute, I miss something? Shure he
- 24:13Speaker 1: say that?
- 24:14Speaker 5: Okay, so this is from Shelton and Richmond.
- 24:17Speaker 9: He says he planned a whole trip for him and
- 24:19Speaker 9: his wife to celebrate his wife's birthday in d C,
- 24:22Speaker 9: but his wife's best friend said that his wife wants
- 24:25Speaker 9: to do something totally different for her birthday. So the
- 24:28Speaker 9: husband Shelton is asking should he change his plans based
- 24:32Speaker 9: on what his wife's girlfriend said or should he just
- 24:35Speaker 9: go ahead and take his wife to d C?
- 24:38Speaker 1: Yep, change your plans though your best friend?
- 24:41Speaker 10: No?
- 24:42Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, she little dog and.
- 24:45Speaker 7: She'd and her wife. Let me tell you what probably happened.
- 24:48Speaker 7: Girl put this in his ear so he don't mess this.
- 24:51Speaker 5: Up, because that's what we do.
- 24:54Speaker 7: Because because they will go to their girlfriend. And if
- 24:58Speaker 7: her girlfriend came to you, that's a blessing dog. That way,
- 25:02Speaker 7: you can't get this wrong. Now you can go to
- 25:05Speaker 7: d C. And now she'll go to d C. But
- 25:08Speaker 7: sitting there the whole time wishing her ass without at
- 25:12Speaker 7: the Vinyans in San Francisco, and you took me up
- 25:15Speaker 7: here to damn d C. See this White House and
- 25:18Speaker 7: don't mess around. Let Trump win. Now we're up here
- 25:20Speaker 7: the White House and his ass is in there. Hey man,
- 25:24Speaker 7: hey man, don't take your wife up there.
- 25:27Speaker 10: Listen, listen to the girlfriend feelings.
- 25:31Speaker 7: Yeah, I know, but your better be your feelings hurt
- 25:33Speaker 7: than hers. Really, oh way better to have your feeling
- 25:39Speaker 7: hurt than hers. See, you can fix your feelings. You
- 25:44Speaker 7: got to deal with her feeling.
- 25:47Speaker 3: It.
- 25:49Speaker 7: See when I'm getting my feelings hurt, I go somewhere
- 25:51Speaker 7: and sitting my little down and work through it and
- 25:54Speaker 7: get your cigar. You know, you give me a cigar.
- 25:59Speaker 7: Call a couple of boys. They got some file ass jokes.
- 26:04Speaker 7: My dude's jokes is hard talking about they hard man person.
- 26:13Speaker 9: What would they say, for instance, hand dog, you don't
- 26:17Speaker 9: what what do they say to you?
- 26:18Speaker 3: What?
- 26:19Speaker 1: Hey? Man?
- 26:19Speaker 7: These three babies was crossing the street now right there.
- 26:22Speaker 7: Do you already know this joke ain't gonna be good
- 26:25Speaker 7: because some I'm gonna have one of these babies.
- 26:27Speaker 1: Can they be over here? Hollid man?
- 26:30Speaker 7: The three babies are crossing the street, And I said,
- 26:34Speaker 7: oh man, god, dude.
- 26:36Speaker 1: That type joke where like the setup can't be good.
- 26:40Speaker 5: So they're not even trying to console you at all.
- 26:47Speaker 1: Do it all right?
- 26:48Speaker 9: So so listen to the girlfriend you're saying all right?
- 26:53Speaker 9: Moving on to Amanda and Joliet. Amanda says, a guy
- 26:57Speaker 9: that I'm casually dating was waiting by my apartment with
- 27:00Speaker 9: flowers when I got home. He said he rode through
- 27:02Speaker 9: the gate behind someone else because he was trying to
- 27:05Speaker 9: surprise me. He doesn't see what he did wrong, so
- 27:08Speaker 9: I stopped talking to him. Why does he think it's
- 27:11Speaker 9: okay to sneak past my security gate?
- 27:13Speaker 1: I know that's right, lady.
- 27:16Speaker 10: Well okay, okay, lady, But you know me me, I
- 27:22Speaker 10: consider that you know that's effort to me. That's that's
- 27:27Speaker 10: I'm trying to surprise you, I snucky behind somebody I'm
- 27:30Speaker 10: casually dating.
- 27:31Speaker 7: I brought you flowers. He wasn't sitting in your living
- 27:34Speaker 7: room if he could have outside, and he bought your flower.
- 27:39Speaker 7: Well you know that's your sorry as security. Well what
- 27:41Speaker 7: you're mad at me fault?
- 27:43Speaker 9: But see, from a female perspective, though, that's kind of
- 27:45Speaker 9: scary it is.
- 27:47Speaker 7: I can understand from a female perspective what you said.
- 27:50Speaker 7: I don't think he meant no harm. I think he
- 27:53Speaker 7: was trying to show a really really gesture of how.
- 27:56Speaker 1: To do it.
- 27:57Speaker 7: And I think I think it's gangster. Now, if you
- 28:00Speaker 7: don't want no dude with no gangst in, he just
- 28:02Speaker 7: go and get the little punk ass dude at the gate.
- 28:04Speaker 7: They wouldn't let me in the.
- 28:05Speaker 5: Gate so I couldn't.
- 28:08Speaker 1: Go date this little punk ass.
- 28:10Speaker 5: Then, yeah, sounds like it.
- 28:18Speaker 1: I climb faces everything. I don't know what the.
- 28:21Speaker 9: Problem is a little scary as it is now.
- 28:26Speaker 1: Well, I can understand what you said.
- 28:28Speaker 7: Well, I don't know he would circumvent my security, your
- 28:34Speaker 7: security week he went through your damn.
- 28:39Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, a single woman.
- 28:42Speaker 7: Stop dating hi then and go find somebody else. Throw
- 28:45Speaker 7: a good man out the window because he did something extra.
- 28:48Speaker 7: He tried to do something and he was gangster with it.
- 28:51Speaker 7: I'm telling you, lady, if your man ain't got a
- 28:53Speaker 7: little bit of gangst in it, just a little bit
- 28:56Speaker 7: a little hood and he.
- 28:59Speaker 1: That ain't a lot.
- 29:02Speaker 5: Yeah, all right.
- 29:05Speaker 7: Well now if he was sitting up in your living room,
- 29:07Speaker 7: all right, well, but he was outside with the flowers
- 29:12Speaker 7: snuffy in behind another Cobb wanted to surprise you.
- 29:15Speaker 1: Now you scared? Okay, where if you need quick.
- 29:17Speaker 9: Date to coming up at the top of the hour,
- 29:23Speaker 9: we'll have some entertainment news where you're right after this you're.
- 29:26Speaker 8: Listening hard morning show.
- 29:31Speaker 9: A federal judge on Tuesday ordered former Donald Trump attorney
- 29:34Speaker 9: and former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani to turn
- 29:38Speaker 9: over all his valuable possessions and his New York his
- 29:42Speaker 9: Manhattan penthouse apartment to the control of Ruby Freeman and
- 29:46Speaker 9: Shay Moss, the Georgia election workers he defamed and to
- 29:49Speaker 9: whom he now owes one hundred and fifty million dollars.
- 29:54Speaker 9: The women who counted Georgia ballats after the twenty twenty
- 29:57Speaker 9: elections will also be entitled to about two million in
- 30:00Speaker 9: legal fees. In addition, Giuliani mus also turnover a collection
- 30:05Speaker 9: of several watches as signed Joe DiMaggio, jersey, other sports memorabilia,
- 30:11Speaker 9: a nineteen eighty Mercedes, his television, his furniture, and his
- 30:17Speaker 9: jewelry of the judge.
- 30:19Speaker 7: You don't want from an old white man. You don't
- 30:22Speaker 7: want that car because it's smell and you damn show.
- 30:25Speaker 7: Don't want his furniture because it's about as antique.
- 30:29Speaker 1: As his ass heats.
- 30:31Speaker 7: They're gonna sit up in there, all that old aid
- 30:33Speaker 7: Lincoln looking ass mess. Now, give me my two million dollars,
- 30:37Speaker 7: give me the funky little watches you got, and give
- 30:39Speaker 7: me that apartment.
- 30:40Speaker 1: Because I'm a.
- 30:41Speaker 5: Straight we're moving on up.
- 30:47Speaker 9: They owe them. He owes them one hundred and fifty
- 30:50Speaker 9: million dollars all together. So he's gonna have to sell
- 30:52Speaker 9: all that stuff and get the.
- 30:54Speaker 1: He had that much money stake.
- 30:55Speaker 11: Hell, now, one hundred and fifty million millions? Ru did
- 30:59Speaker 11: you and it looked like that dollars dripping down the
- 31:07Speaker 11: side of your head. You ain't got to do that.
- 31:09Speaker 1: Wow. Wow they got pitouse though. Yeah that's pretty fly, dog,
- 31:13Speaker 1: I said, that's so fast. Give me my money.
- 31:16Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, good for them because they were getting death threats.
- 31:20Speaker 9: People were, you know, outside of their.
- 31:22Speaker 1: That's good and that's what ought to happened to Donald Trump.
- 31:25Speaker 7: Man, he just wants to be president so can avoid
- 31:28Speaker 7: all these indictments and he's charges.
- 31:30Speaker 1: Man. Yeah, this dude, and he's running a race to
- 31:32Speaker 1: to stay free out of prison. That's all this is for.
- 31:37Speaker 1: Lock hilp up, lock up.
- 31:40Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 31:41Speaker 9: The judge has a hearing scheduled for next Monday about
- 31:44Speaker 9: Juliana's Giuliani.
- 31:46Speaker 5: Florida property, so we'll be watching that as well, all right.
- 31:50Speaker 9: Spike Lee has urged black voters backing former President Donald
- 31:55Speaker 9: Trump to get their mind straight before the election, telling
- 31:58Speaker 9: them they are drinking the kool aid. During a recent
- 32:00Speaker 9: interview on MSNBC, Spike Lee praised former Barack Obama for
- 32:05Speaker 9: going hard against black males considering voting for Trump. Obama
- 32:09Speaker 9: directly spoke to black men hesitant to support Vice President
- 32:13Speaker 9: Kamala Harris while campaigning for her earlier this month. The
- 32:16Speaker 9: former president said a lack of enthusiasm for Harris seems
- 32:20Speaker 9: to be more pronounced with the brothers. Spike went on
- 32:23Speaker 9: to say, some of my brothers have been drinking that
- 32:25Speaker 9: kool aid. And I just hope that they get their
- 32:27Speaker 9: mind straight, get their minds right in time for this election.
- 32:31Speaker 9: If they're conscious, if they're aware, there's nothing that this other.
- 32:35Speaker 5: Guy can do do that's going.
- 32:37Speaker 9: To put us, not just black folks, but Americans in
- 32:40Speaker 9: a better position going forward.
- 32:43Speaker 1: He's not going to.
- 32:44Speaker 7: Do anything to put anybody into possession better position except
- 32:47Speaker 7: rich people.
- 32:49Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 32:49Speaker 7: Man, if you all only knew what he really did
- 32:51Speaker 7: when he was in office the first four times that
- 32:53Speaker 7: you all don't know nothing about the tax laws that
- 32:57Speaker 7: he passed that Biden had to go in and undo
- 33:00Speaker 7: he got an office. He gave the rich boys so
- 33:02Speaker 7: many tax breaks, man, so many tax breaks, because those
- 33:07Speaker 7: were the contributors to his campaign, and he had to
- 33:10Speaker 7: honor them because it was the same boys he got
- 33:12Speaker 7: to go back to this time. That's why he got
- 33:14Speaker 7: campaign funding, because he makes promises to the rich boys
- 33:18Speaker 7: that if I get elected, just what I'm gonna do,
- 33:20Speaker 7: and to protect their money. That's what they gonna do,
- 33:23Speaker 7: because nothing is more important to them than power, position
- 33:26Speaker 7: and money. Nothing, not you, not the safety of your children,
- 33:30Speaker 7: not the welfare of this country, not how your children
- 33:33Speaker 7: doing in education. They don't care nothing about your medicare,
- 33:36Speaker 7: your medicaid. He don't care learning about your social security.
- 33:39Speaker 7: They care about their power position and money. And that's
- 33:43Speaker 7: what Donald Trump represents, and he represents nothing else. He
- 33:47Speaker 7: didn't do anything for the coal miners. He promised in
- 33:50Speaker 7: McDowell County, which is where I was born, and he
- 33:53Speaker 7: promised them we'll bring back cold jobs. Didn't bring back
- 33:56Speaker 7: one coal mining position, because you can't.
- 34:00Speaker 1: It's just lies.
- 34:01Speaker 10: Man. Let me ask you this, Steve, these black guys
- 34:04Speaker 10: that these black men, they're supposed to be voting for
- 34:08Speaker 10: Trump Trump, what is so negative about Ms Kamala that
- 34:12Speaker 10: makes them want to vote that way.
- 34:14Speaker 7: It's not what's negative about Kamalo, it's what's negative about themselves.
- 34:19Speaker 1: They think that white is right.
- 34:23Speaker 7: They are bleached and brainwashed to think that this man
- 34:28Speaker 7: right here because his same thing, the same reason white
- 34:31Speaker 7: men vote for, except these black dudes ain't got no
- 34:34Speaker 7: taxes to protect. What they sent up here talking about
- 34:37Speaker 7: is they wish they had their names on the side
- 34:39Speaker 7: of the airplanes, on buildings and golf courses. And he just
- 34:42Speaker 7: seems to be a stronger candidate. Why because he's standing
- 34:45Speaker 7: up that line. Why because he's standing up there making
- 34:48Speaker 7: bold faced statements of ignorance and standing on business. That's
- 34:53Speaker 7: what you vote for this And then to compare him
- 34:58Speaker 7: to like he's more like us? How CAW's Donald Trump
- 35:02Speaker 7: more like us? Show me how Donald Trump is like
- 35:06Speaker 7: us anywhere at all.
- 35:09Speaker 9: I haven't heard it put quite that way, Steve, because
- 35:12Speaker 9: I have heard brother say because she locked a lot
- 35:14Speaker 9: of brothers up when she was attorney general.
- 35:17Speaker 1: And all of that not a true statement.
- 35:20Speaker 5: Yeah, do your research that.
- 35:23Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely, she clarified, and Charlemagne clarified it, del huge clarified.
- 35:28Speaker 1: A whole lot of people had to clarify it.
- 35:30Speaker 9: Yeah, but what about the fact I've also heard that
- 35:33Speaker 9: she's a woman. They can't seem to bring themselves to
- 35:35Speaker 9: vote for a woman.
- 35:38Speaker 7: I understand that too. You can't vote for a woman.
- 35:40Speaker 7: So your option is this white man.
- 35:42Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this crazy man. Bruh, bruh. See, no matter what.
- 35:50Speaker 7: Reason you have for not voting for her, your counter
- 35:55Speaker 7: for voting for him is so much weaker. He doesn't
- 35:59Speaker 7: win over her in any category.
- 36:02Speaker 5: All Right, we're gonna switch gears.
- 36:04Speaker 9: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, We're going
- 36:06Speaker 9: to talk about the advantages of being an ugly man.
- 36:11Speaker 8: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
- 36:16Speaker 9: Well, you might think that going through life with model
- 36:19Speaker 9: caliber good looks would make things easier, right, But if
- 36:22Speaker 9: you're discounting the power you have already within yourself. Here
- 36:26Speaker 9: are some advantages that ugly guys have over fine or
- 36:30Speaker 9: good looking men. All right, here we go. One advantage
- 36:35Speaker 9: greater success. Research shows that attractive people make more money.
- 36:41Speaker 5: That's true. However, attractive people.
- 36:44Speaker 9: Tend not to have the drive to create, succeed, and
- 36:48Speaker 9: innovate because they've never really had to, so they don't
- 36:52Speaker 9: have the drive that a more unattractive person has, so
- 36:56Speaker 9: they could be more successful than them.
- 36:59Speaker 10: Steve got a hell of a drive, now, he got that,
- 37:01Speaker 10: I do do? He got that? Man, he got that determination.
- 37:04Speaker 10: Call that ain't nobody. Ain't nobody gonna.
- 37:07Speaker 7: Outwheel me out word to make more money. But you're
- 37:10Speaker 7: not feeling outwheel me. I'm not feeling to let that happen.
- 37:13Speaker 7: And speaking as an unattracted person, I agree with that.
- 37:16Speaker 7: Do you want me to give you what the rest
- 37:18Speaker 7: of them is?
- 37:19Speaker 5: Okay? I have some more, but you can go ahead, yeah, because.
- 37:22Speaker 7: Your list ain't gonna be flip first of all, the
- 37:25Speaker 7: ability to overcome rejection. That quality will allow you to
- 37:33Speaker 7: that alone will get you through so many hard times
- 37:37Speaker 7: because this ain't the first time you heard no.
- 37:39Speaker 1: It's like when I went to get a job and
- 37:41Speaker 1: they told me no.
- 37:42Speaker 7: I went, you think this the first time I inherd
- 37:45Speaker 7: that you know many times a girl and told me no,
- 37:49Speaker 7: simply based on my facial features. So no, not giving
- 37:55Speaker 7: me this punk ass job that ain't did nothing to me?
- 37:58Speaker 7: Ken about that reject My will power to have to
- 38:04Speaker 7: be an ugly person and a person not let you
- 38:07Speaker 7: in the door, and you keep going back up to
- 38:09Speaker 7: that door. That's power, though it teaches you that because
- 38:14Speaker 7: it's it's a trick or treat. I was a tricker
- 38:17Speaker 7: treat one time and the lady told me, you wear
- 38:19Speaker 7: the same mask every year. I ain't got on no
- 38:21Speaker 7: damn mask. Put the candy in the bag, lady, to
- 38:25Speaker 7: put the damn candy in the bag.
- 38:27Speaker 1: I'm the same.
- 38:28Speaker 7: Dude every time I got a little T shirt on.
- 38:31Speaker 7: I'm cast for a ghost, but I ain't feel like
- 38:33Speaker 7: putting it over my head. Just put the candy in
- 38:36Speaker 7: the bag. List go ahead, I know, because I know
- 38:42Speaker 7: them all surely look at rejection, look at will power,
- 38:47Speaker 7: look at it, look at them, look at this. The
- 38:51Speaker 7: ability to stand there in the face of anything, realizing you.
- 38:57Speaker 1: Can't change your face.
- 39:01Speaker 7: You just got how I'm going on it here anyway,
- 39:04Speaker 7: Cause the choice is if you don't go in to
- 39:07Speaker 7: be able to walk in there and be resilient, and
- 39:10Speaker 7: you develop a self.
- 39:12Speaker 1: Esteem that most people don't have.
- 39:15Speaker 5: Steve, I have all of these on my list. This
- 39:19Speaker 5: is amazing. I seriously.
- 39:23Speaker 4: Coming up.
- 39:23Speaker 9: In thirty four minutes after the hour, former President Trump
- 39:26Speaker 9: said President Barack Obama looks old and exhausted.
- 39:30Speaker 5: We'll talk about that right after this.
- 39:32Speaker 8: What what you're listening Hardy Morning Show?
- 39:37Speaker 9: All right, So, seventy eight year old former President Trump
- 39:40Speaker 9: has claimed that Barack Obama, sixty three, is quote exhausted
- 39:43Speaker 9: and looking older. Hours after Trump pulled out of yet
- 39:47Speaker 9: another campaign event amid growing speculation about his own age
- 39:51Speaker 9: and mental acuity, Trump spoke at a campaign rally in Greenville,
- 39:55Speaker 9: North Carolina, on Tuesday night, where he lashed out his
- 39:58Speaker 9: sixty three year old President Obama, who was in Detroit
- 40:01Speaker 9: with Eminem rallying in support of Kamala Harris. Trump told
- 40:05Speaker 9: the crowd quote I watched him talking. I think the
- 40:08Speaker 9: guy's exhausted. Referring to Obama, he added a quote, and
- 40:12Speaker 9: I never say a guy's looking old. But he's looking
- 40:14Speaker 9: a bit older, isn't he. You know, there's nothing wrong
- 40:17Speaker 9: with that. But he's exhausted. Trump also repeated called a
- 40:21Speaker 9: repeatedly called Obama a jerk, and said North Korean dictator
- 40:25Speaker 9: Kim Jong un agrees with his assessment.
- 40:29Speaker 1: What you quoting a dictator though?
- 40:32Speaker 4: Weird?
- 40:33Speaker 7: Yeah, a dude that had made in a comment about
- 40:37Speaker 7: President Obama. You can't even freely go to that country.
- 40:41Speaker 7: You can't take pictures in that country, you can't walk
- 40:43Speaker 7: around in that country, and you can't say nothing about
- 40:46Speaker 7: the rule of that country or else your whole family
- 40:49Speaker 7: get wiped off the map. That's the dude you're listening to. Man,
- 40:53Speaker 7: you need a man. Y'all need brothers. We gotta get
- 40:57Speaker 7: real serious about this. We gotta get rid of this.
- 40:59Speaker 3: Due.
- 41:00Speaker 10: Yeah, but we are, but we are exhausted. We are tired,
- 41:04Speaker 10: he ad, that's what it is. We are fully exhausted.
- 41:08Speaker 9: We cannot wait. Yes, yes, this is all I mean.
- 41:13Speaker 9: It's mentally draining.
- 41:14Speaker 5: It really is, so Steve Arby Nation we have to
- 41:17Speaker 5: go vote.
- 41:18Speaker 8: Early.
- 41:19Speaker 5: Voting is in most states.
- 41:20Speaker 9: If not now, it starts close in a day or
- 41:23Speaker 9: two or whatever. You got to go to I will
- 41:26Speaker 9: vote dot com. I will vote dot com, get all
- 41:29Speaker 9: your voter information. We're twelve days away now, twelve days
- 41:33Speaker 9: away from election day, and we.
- 41:36Speaker 1: Need tomorrow morning shirt.
- 41:38Speaker 5: Oh good, good good. I voted last week. Yeah.
- 41:42Speaker 9: It's that sense of accomplishment that you get when you vote.
- 41:46Speaker 9: You feel something after you pass your vote. It's an amazing,
- 41:52Speaker 9: amazing thing. So please go to I will vote dot com.
- 41:55Speaker 9: Get all your voter voter information.
- 41:58Speaker 7: Take somebody with you to the pope. Check on your relatives,
- 42:01Speaker 7: on your friends, your neighbors, make sure they got a ride,
- 42:04Speaker 7: Take somebody to the polls with you.
- 42:07Speaker 5: And go early. Please get it out of the way.
- 42:11Speaker 9: They say, in a country twenty something million people have
- 42:14Speaker 9: already voted.
- 42:15Speaker 5: Twenty something Now.
- 42:16Speaker 10: Isn't that supposed to be like a good sign for Democrats.
- 42:21Speaker 9: Yeah, early turnout, early turnout, early voter turnout.
- 42:25Speaker 5: Yes, keep it going, don't stop.
- 42:27Speaker 8: Now.
- 42:27Speaker 9: We're almost to the finish line, twelve days away. It's
- 42:31Speaker 9: been exhausting.
- 42:32Speaker 1: It's about to come real fast.
- 42:33Speaker 9: Yeah, and it has been exhausting, all these negative political
- 42:38Speaker 9: ads on TV, all this stuff.
- 42:41Speaker 1: Ready for land. When it's over and so and so
- 42:44Speaker 1: she can be president. Yes, then we're gonna take a breath.
- 42:48Speaker 5: Yes we can execute.
- 42:49Speaker 10: What's your prediction, though, do you think it'll be done
- 42:51Speaker 10: by by Wednesday morning?
- 42:53Speaker 1: If you think we'll.
- 42:54Speaker 7: No, No, no, no, because it's just going to be
- 42:58Speaker 7: this it's some shit Nannigan's going on. So, but she's
- 43:03Speaker 7: going to win the popular vote. That's what I'm really
- 43:08Speaker 7: really believing. I think she's going to win the popular vote.
- 43:13Speaker 7: I think what's gonna happen is, this is all I'm hoping.
- 43:17Speaker 7: I'm hoping that some real Republicans go in at booth
- 43:20Speaker 7: and go, you know what, this guy is really not
- 43:23Speaker 7: who we are, and pull the lever for Kamala Harris
- 43:27Speaker 7: and just admit the truth and just say, hey, look, okay,
- 43:29Speaker 7: we're gonna bite it this time. We're gonna just lose
- 43:32Speaker 7: this one so we can get this thing back on
- 43:34Speaker 7: track and we get a real candidate to run. But
- 43:37Speaker 7: I think what has happened is I think Donald Trump
- 43:40Speaker 7: has made a new blueprint to the White House, and
- 43:43Speaker 7: I think that what these politicians are doing is they're
- 43:46Speaker 7: gonna duplicate the fake news, the lies, the false accusations,
- 43:53Speaker 7: and they're gonna run based on that. They're gonna take
- 43:56Speaker 7: his road map that he got to the White House with.
- 44:00Speaker 7: Because if you look at that boy, Valvick or valvec
- 44:03Speaker 7: he's just a little Donald Trump. If you look at Vance,
- 44:06Speaker 7: he's just a little Donald Trump. If you look at
- 44:09Speaker 7: the Santos in Florida, He's just a little Donald Trump.
- 44:13Speaker 7: And what the Republican Party knows is that little Donald
- 44:16Speaker 7: Trump can't win.
- 44:17Speaker 1: So they got the big Donald Trump.
- 44:19Speaker 5: Yeah, and get rid of.
- 44:21Speaker 1: This coward ted cruise it.
- 44:24Speaker 5: Yes, all right?
- 44:25Speaker 9: Coming up next, and it's the Nephew and the prank
- 44:27Speaker 9: phone call for today. Right after this you're listening morning
- 44:32Speaker 9: show coming up at the top of the hour, right
- 44:36Speaker 9: about four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today
- 44:39Speaker 9: and the subject is I want to be the Queen
- 44:42Speaker 9: of my house.
- 44:43Speaker 5: Okay, we'll get into that, find out what that's.
- 44:44Speaker 9: All about, because right now the nephew is here with
- 44:49Speaker 9: today's prank phone call.
- 44:51Speaker 5: Nephew, what you got for us?
- 44:53Speaker 1: I got it? Shirley, your wife? Yeah, is cheating on
- 44:59Speaker 1: both of us? Wait?
- 45:01Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had gone on call you dog,
- 45:05Speaker 10: I had your wife cheating on both?
- 45:07Speaker 1: Boy, he don't he don't sound like he's been unattractors.
- 45:10Speaker 5: For a while.
- 45:17Speaker 10: That dog, your wife is cheating on both though, I
- 45:19Speaker 10: don't know. No que people ever said nothing like that. Hello,
- 45:25Speaker 10: I'm trying to reach Terrence. Please, who's calling?
- 45:27Speaker 3: Who's this?
- 45:28Speaker 1: Hey? My name is Mark. My name is Mark. How
- 45:30Speaker 1: you doing? Brother?
- 45:31Speaker 10: I work with with your wife Veronica. Were on the
- 45:33Speaker 10: same sales floor together. I think I met you before,
- 45:37Speaker 10: but I don't know if you remember meeting me. But
- 45:39Speaker 10: I work at the job with Veronica.
- 45:42Speaker 3: Is every is everything on right there? Or what's going on?
- 45:45Speaker 10: No? No, No, everything straight here at the job. Not
- 45:47Speaker 10: a problem at all at the job. But I wanted
- 45:48Speaker 10: to is everything all right?
- 45:50Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 45:51Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's all right, She's perfectly fine. Man.
- 45:53Speaker 10: I just I just you know, I actually, like I said,
- 45:57Speaker 10: my name is Mark. Man, you don't remember me, Terrence,
- 45:59Speaker 10: But I just wanted to talk to you, Like I say,
- 46:01Speaker 10: you know, I got some things on that that's been
- 46:03Speaker 10: bothered me for a minute, and I you know, I
- 46:05Speaker 10: just I just kind of wanted to reach out to you,
- 46:08Speaker 10: and you know, just kind of have like a little
- 46:09Speaker 10: little heart to heart talk with you, man, so maybe
- 46:11Speaker 10: you know, uh you know we can get things in
- 46:14Speaker 10: a in a in a better position. But I just
- 46:16Speaker 10: wanted I just wanted me and you to have a conversation.
- 46:19Speaker 3: Wait, man, how did you get my veronic? Give you
- 46:22Speaker 3: my number? Or how did you get my number? That's
- 46:24Speaker 3: what I'm trying, Like, what's going on?
- 46:26Speaker 10: Uh? I mean I had I had, I've had your number.
- 46:28Speaker 10: I just I just uh, I just had never reached
- 46:30Speaker 10: out to you before. But like I say, though, man,
- 46:32Speaker 10: this this, this has been bothered me for a minute
- 46:34Speaker 10: and I wanted to get it off my chest so
- 46:36Speaker 10: you and I can try to, I guess fix this
- 46:39Speaker 10: whole issue. But I just want us to see if
- 46:41Speaker 10: we can fix it.
- 46:41Speaker 3: You know, we'll fix the issue. What's the issue? And
- 46:45Speaker 3: I don't understand. I'm not following you. I don't understand
- 46:47Speaker 3: what like what is the issue?
- 46:50Speaker 1: So but now you know, like I said, I went
- 46:53Speaker 1: on and got the earth to get you.
- 46:56Speaker 3: Talk to me. What's going on?
- 46:58Speaker 10: Okay, your wife, man is cheating on both of us,
- 47:03Speaker 10: and we gotta figure out how we gotta do something
- 47:05Speaker 10: about this.
- 47:05Speaker 3: Man, did you say she's eating on the both of us.
- 47:09Speaker 1: What you say, she is cheating? She is cheating on
- 47:13Speaker 1: the both of us.
- 47:14Speaker 3: Bro a minute, this sounds like you said cheating.
- 47:18Speaker 1: I don't know what you Veronica. Listen to me, tears.
- 47:22Speaker 10: Veronica is cheating on both of using, on me and me,
- 47:28Speaker 10: you know, and we gotta, we gotta figure out what
- 47:30Speaker 10: we're gonna do.
- 47:31Speaker 1: Man.
- 47:31Speaker 10: But as a husband, I gotta you gotta. I'm gonna
- 47:33Speaker 10: need you to step up and get this thing in order.
- 47:36Speaker 3: What you're talking about, Veronica is cheating on me with you.
- 47:40Speaker 1: No, No, she cheating on both of us with somebody else.
- 47:45Speaker 1: I know.
- 47:45Speaker 10: I've been noticing her going out with this, you know,
- 47:48Speaker 10: going to lunch with this other cat. So I'm like,
- 47:51Speaker 10: I got pissed off about it. So I said, you
- 47:53Speaker 10: know what, I can't take you no more.
- 47:55Speaker 1: I'm calling Tim.
- 47:57Speaker 3: You saying to me that my wife has been she
- 48:00Speaker 3: can run the job with somebody else.
- 48:02Speaker 1: She cheating on both of us.
- 48:04Speaker 3: Dude, I don't get what you mean if my wife
- 48:07Speaker 3: is cheating on I mean, you calling me to tell
- 48:09Speaker 3: me that she's cheating on me. I appreciate that, but
- 48:12Speaker 3: I don't get what you're saying. You know, both of us.
- 48:15Speaker 3: I don't get that fun. I don't understand what you mean.
- 48:19Speaker 1: Me and Ronica been you know, kind of cool.
- 48:21Speaker 10: You know, last eight months to a year, we've been,
- 48:24Speaker 10: you know, pretty tight here at the job.
- 48:25Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
- 48:26Speaker 3: So listen what you mean y'all been cool? That's what
- 48:29Speaker 3: I don't understand. Like, what do you mean y'all being cool?
- 48:32Speaker 3: Because that's my wife. Tell me what you're talking about.
- 48:35Speaker 1: Okay. All I'm saying is me and me and me
- 48:37Speaker 1: and her been real cool. We've been real tight.
- 48:40Speaker 3: You know.
- 48:40Speaker 10: Sometimes we take lunch and then you know, don't come back.
- 48:43Speaker 10: That's our thing though. But you know, now, you know
- 48:45Speaker 10: I'm noticing. You know, she she didnet went out, you know,
- 48:48Speaker 10: she didn't went to lunch a couple of times with
- 48:49Speaker 10: his brother named Alan, And I'm like, okay, no, no,
- 48:51Speaker 10: I ain't finna go down like this here.
- 48:52Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
- 48:54Speaker 3: Are you my wife? Man?
- 48:56Speaker 1: Hey, that's that's not why I called you. I called
- 48:59Speaker 1: you to my wife.
- 49:00Speaker 3: That's what I want to know.
- 49:02Speaker 10: I'm telling you about this dude named Alan. I need
- 49:04Speaker 10: you to step up as the husband and fix this.
- 49:07Speaker 3: But you're telling me that my wife is cheating on
- 49:10Speaker 3: both of us. There no cheating on both of us
- 49:13Speaker 3: if she's if she's cheating on me, You telling me
- 49:16Speaker 3: that you're with my wife too, that you've been messing
- 49:19Speaker 3: around with my wife, that's not.
- 49:23Speaker 10: That's not the part I'm trying to talk about. I'm
- 49:24Speaker 10: trying to talk about this dude named Alan. Man, That's
- 49:26Speaker 10: what I'm trying to get out.
- 49:28Speaker 3: To get to Alan. We're doing to get to Alan.
- 49:31Speaker 3: You saying that my wife playing it's some crazy yo.
- 49:35Speaker 3: You know what, man, I'm about to put my foot
- 49:37Speaker 3: right up yr because they when they don't play those
- 49:40Speaker 3: games with her, she with me. We messing around. We're
- 49:44Speaker 3: doing this and doing that, and it don't work like that.
- 49:46Speaker 3: Do you understand what I'm saying.
- 49:47Speaker 10: Dude, I hear what you're saying. But the beef ain't
- 49:49Speaker 10: with me. The beef is with Alan. No, she messing over,
- 49:55Speaker 10: She messing over both of us with Alan.
- 49:57Speaker 3: Don't I'm about to call her a threewhere because this
- 50:00Speaker 3: right here.
- 50:01Speaker 10: I'm telling Okay, well, hold on, bro, I just want
- 50:04Speaker 10: you to deal with I'm a I'm at the job.
- 50:08Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm about to put my foot on your do
- 50:11Speaker 3: you understand me.
- 50:13Speaker 1: No, I hear you.
- 50:14Speaker 10: Man, Alan is the one that then blew this thing
- 50:17Speaker 10: out of proportion.
- 50:18Speaker 1: Dog, she messing over me and you with this here.
- 50:21Speaker 3: There ain't no me and you. I don't share. Do
- 50:24Speaker 3: you see what I'm saying?
- 50:26Speaker 1: Yeah, I hear you.
- 50:27Speaker 3: You don't hear me. I don't share. There's no sharing
- 50:33Speaker 3: that goes on over here.
- 50:35Speaker 1: Okay, I do, I do. I'm just saying, you know, what.
- 50:40Speaker 3: Are you saying? Me?
- 50:41Speaker 10: Right here?
- 50:43Speaker 3: Lead me right now? I'm about to come up here?
- 50:46Speaker 3: Where you at? Right now? Where are you at?
- 50:48Speaker 10: I'm at the job where where Ronnie at? I call
- 50:51Speaker 10: her Ronnie. I'm at the job where Ronnie at. We
- 50:53Speaker 10: call her Rannie. I call Ronica Rannie. I mean, that's
- 50:56Speaker 10: my little nickname to him. All right, but well hold on,
- 51:00Speaker 10: hold on, hold on, ron Ronnie.
- 51:03Speaker 3: Right here, she's right there, she right.
- 51:06Speaker 1: Here, right here? Okay, cool man, cool? But can I
- 51:13Speaker 1: tell you what she's saying?
- 51:15Speaker 3: I don't want to hear what she said. I'm her
- 51:17Speaker 3: on the phone right now, Okay, But.
- 51:19Speaker 1: Can I tell you what she's telling me? To tell you?
- 51:21Speaker 3: She ain't telling you to tell me a damn thing,
- 51:24Speaker 3: because the only thing that you want.
- 51:27Speaker 10: Your okay, okay, but but but Ronnie wants me to
- 51:31Speaker 10: tell you this man.
- 51:32Speaker 1: Just listen to me, Terrence. She wants me to.
- 51:35Speaker 10: Tell you that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve
- 51:39Speaker 10: Hobby Morning Show.
- 51:41Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your wife, Veronica.
- 51:46Speaker 3: You know what, I don't this ball up. I'm gonna
- 51:54Speaker 3: give your old school.
- 52:00Speaker 1: You all right, man, No, I'm not all right.
- 52:03Speaker 3: I'm in the calm that I was on my way
- 52:05Speaker 3: over there about to go to them messing around with y'all.
- 52:10Speaker 10: Hey, let me ask you this man, what is the
- 52:13Speaker 10: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
- 52:17Speaker 3: You already know.
- 52:21Speaker 1: Show, and there you have.
- 52:27Speaker 10: It stupid as all get out, and I will be
- 52:30Speaker 10: stupid this coming Saturday night, y'all don't want to miss
- 52:32Speaker 10: me at the hoim And Center, Lafayette, Louisiana. Nephew, tell
- 52:36Speaker 10: me and friends get your tickets. They still got a
- 52:38Speaker 10: few of them left. Nephew, time me friends at the
- 52:40Speaker 10: hym And Center, Lafayette, Louisiana, Saturday night.
- 52:43Speaker 1: That's this Saturday. Your boy is on the way.
- 52:46Speaker 9: All right, thank you, nephew. Coming up next, It is
- 52:49Speaker 9: my Strawberry Letter. The subject is I want to be
- 52:52Speaker 9: the queen of my house. We'll get into that right
- 52:54Speaker 9: after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show. It is time
- 52:59Speaker 9: now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice
- 53:03Speaker 9: on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit
- 53:07Speaker 9: your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEFM dot com and click
- 53:10Speaker 9: submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live
- 53:14Speaker 9: on the air, just like we're going to read this
- 53:16Speaker 9: one right here, right now, and you never know, it
- 53:19Speaker 9: could be yours.
- 53:21Speaker 1: He could be yours. Buckle up and hold on, tyme.
- 53:23Speaker 1: We got it for you here. It is strawberry.
- 53:25Speaker 9: Let up, all right, nephew, Thank you. Subject I want
- 53:28Speaker 9: to be the Queen of my house. Dear Stephen Shirley.
- 53:32Speaker 9: I worked as a flight attendant for years. I met
- 53:34Speaker 9: my husband on an international flight and it was his
- 53:37Speaker 9: last trip before he retired.
- 53:39Speaker 5: Our first date was at his home.
- 53:42Speaker 9: He lives in what I'd call the country, but he
- 53:44Speaker 9: doesn't see it that way. He has lots of land
- 53:47Speaker 9: and his family lives around him. The street is named
- 53:50Speaker 9: after his great grandfather, who worked on the railroad and
- 53:54Speaker 9: saved up to buy the property. I love that for
- 53:56Speaker 9: his family. But what I don't love is how close
- 53:59Speaker 9: they're her homes are to ours, specifically his mom's. His
- 54:03Speaker 9: mom is very sweet and she means well, but she's
- 54:07Speaker 9: always doing something for us. She buys our groceries and
- 54:10Speaker 9: waters our plants weekly. She gets a kick out of it,
- 54:14Speaker 9: so I don't want to steal her joy, but that
- 54:16Speaker 9: means that I have to use whatever brand she buys,
- 54:19Speaker 9: and I don't always like what she buys. Many Sunday afternoons,
- 54:23Speaker 9: my husband and I have to entertain her when she
- 54:26Speaker 9: comes over and wants to play scrabble or ooh no,
- 54:29Speaker 9: I get it. It's his mom and she's not getting
- 54:32Speaker 9: any younger. I can't say anything because she grew up
- 54:35Speaker 9: in the house that I'm living in. She cried when
- 54:37Speaker 9: I tore out the old kitchen and renovated most of
- 54:40Speaker 9: the house. My husband gave me props for how I
- 54:42Speaker 9: handle his mom, But the other day we got into
- 54:45Speaker 9: a shouting match over who was the queen of the house.
- 54:49Speaker 9: His mom said to me that she would always be
- 54:52Speaker 9: the queen of the castle, and my husband agreed with her.
- 54:55Speaker 9: That was basically giving her free rein over what goes
- 54:58Speaker 9: on in my home. Not even three days later, his
- 55:02Speaker 9: mom said her grand niece and her two kids are
- 55:05Speaker 9: coming to visit and staying with us. This woman has
- 55:09Speaker 9: a four bedroom house, so why can't they stay with her?
- 55:12Speaker 9: Is my mother in law taking us for granted? Or
- 55:15Speaker 9: am I being a brat for complaining?
- 55:17Speaker 3: Well?
- 55:18Speaker 9: I mean you're absolutely not being a brat. I mean
- 55:21Speaker 9: you're being what you are. This man's wife first of all,
- 55:24Speaker 9: who should be number one to him, and yes, the
- 55:27Speaker 9: queen of the house, not his mom, who has her
- 55:30Speaker 9: own house. I mean, there should be no question about that.
- 55:33Speaker 9: But this mama's boy has put you in this position
- 55:36Speaker 9: by going against you and siding with his mom in
- 55:39Speaker 9: front of you. His mom should know better. No, no,
- 55:44Speaker 9: I take that back, Wait a minute. His mom does
- 55:46Speaker 9: know better, but she just had to flex and show
- 55:48Speaker 9: you that she has the power because other than ruling
- 55:51Speaker 9: over her son, she has no life. Your mother in
- 55:54Speaker 9: law is manipulative in that regard. And the only way
- 55:58Speaker 9: to stop this is for you, guys to get a
- 56:00Speaker 9: place of your own, not land that has been in
- 56:03Speaker 9: your husband's family for years. I know that's not going
- 56:05Speaker 9: to happen. You know you've already renovated the house and
- 56:08Speaker 9: all of that. The sad part is is that I
- 56:10Speaker 9: don't see your husband agreeing to moving. I know that's
- 56:14Speaker 9: not going to happen, So he's not going to go anywhere.
- 56:17Speaker 9: You guys are gonna try and have to find a
- 56:19Speaker 9: way to live with this.
- 56:20Speaker 5: Woman or move. Those are your only two choices, Steve.
- 56:26Speaker 7: You know it's letters a little weird to me, she says,
- 56:29Speaker 7: I want to be the queen of my house right.
- 56:33Speaker 7: I worked as a flight attendant for years. I met
- 56:35Speaker 7: my husband on an international flight and it was his
- 56:37Speaker 7: last trip before he retired. Our first date was at
- 56:41Speaker 7: his home. He lived in what I call the country,
- 56:43Speaker 7: but he doesn't see it that way. He has lots
- 56:45Speaker 7: of land in his family that lives around him. She
- 56:48Speaker 7: never mentioned when they got married. She just said, it's
- 56:52Speaker 7: kind of a weird way to start the letter. You know,
- 56:54Speaker 7: I worked as a flight attendant for years. I met
- 56:56Speaker 7: my husband on an international flight. How long did y'all date?
- 57:00Speaker 7: Because had you all dated any period of time, you
- 57:03Speaker 7: would have known this was a mama's boy, and you
- 57:06Speaker 7: would have had you would have known about this family
- 57:10Speaker 7: situation all around this land.
- 57:12Speaker 1: But you didn't.
- 57:13Speaker 7: You didn't you act like all of this is a
- 57:15Speaker 7: surprise to you, and that's what's throwing us off here
- 57:19Speaker 7: with you. He lives in what i'd call the country,
- 57:23Speaker 7: but he don't see it that way. Okay, Well, he
- 57:28Speaker 7: got lots of land and his family lives around him.
- 57:31Speaker 7: The street is named after his great grandfather, who worked
- 57:34Speaker 7: on the railroad and saved up to buy the property.
- 57:38Speaker 7: I love that for his family, but what I don't
- 57:41Speaker 7: love is how closed their homes are to ours. Well,
- 57:45Speaker 7: see they was close to his house before you gotten married.
- 57:50Speaker 7: See all this was in place before you got married,
- 57:54Speaker 7: especially his moms. His mom is very sweet and she
- 57:56Speaker 7: means well, but she's always doing.
- 57:58Speaker 1: Something for us.
- 58:00Speaker 7: She buys our groceries and waters our playing squeekly. She
- 58:03Speaker 7: gets a kick out of it. So I don't want
- 58:04Speaker 7: to steal her joy. But that means that I have
- 58:07Speaker 7: to use whatever brand she buys, and I don't always
- 58:10Speaker 7: like what she about. Okay, now I know what's happening
- 58:13Speaker 7: them old that old ass food, that that wonder bread,
- 58:18Speaker 7: white wonder bread. She's coming in there with that white,
- 58:23Speaker 7: that white wonderbread. That doamin no sugar.
- 58:26Speaker 8: Coming in there?
- 58:27Speaker 7: And ain't no sweetened low coming in there. Got some
- 58:30Speaker 7: sweet and load keep you weight down, causes cancer. She
- 58:34Speaker 7: still got them little packs of sweet and low at
- 58:37Speaker 7: the house. You know she buying that stuff. You know
- 58:40Speaker 7: that stuff. Just say jam. Ain't no smuckers or you.
- 58:45Speaker 10: Know, nothing like that.
- 58:47Speaker 7: No, just jam jam No. She and that she buy
- 58:52Speaker 7: them paper towels. That's just got paper towel on. It
- 58:54Speaker 7: ain't no name. They don't absorb nothing, they don't tall that.
- 58:58Speaker 7: The perforated edges don't work. You can't ever tear a
- 59:01Speaker 7: clean sheet of you just using inferior products.
- 59:04Speaker 5: Yeah, she doesn't like it.
- 59:07Speaker 7: You in here, you using fab detergent, tide, got the
- 59:11Speaker 7: new pods you can put in your washing now? You
- 59:14Speaker 7: still using washing powder?
- 59:17Speaker 1: Got No? Yeah, you ain't got no liquor.
- 59:19Speaker 7: Kind You still punching that hole in the top of it,
- 59:22Speaker 7: pulling washing powder down?
- 59:24Speaker 5: You still have that?
- 59:26Speaker 7: No, she do because her old ass mamater found all
- 59:29Speaker 7: this stuff down at the Dollar stough.
- 59:31Speaker 5: Hey on, see hang on your tune.
- 59:34Speaker 7: Officiating star kiss it's just tuna.
- 59:39Speaker 3: Well.
- 59:39Speaker 9: In part two of You Water Up at twenty three
- 59:43Speaker 9: minutes after the hour, Today's strawberry letter subject, I want
- 59:47Speaker 9: to be the Queen of my house. We'll get back
- 59:49Speaker 9: into it right after this. You're listening Morning show, all right, See,
- 59:54Speaker 9: come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
- 59:57Speaker 5: The subject is I want to be the queen of
- 59:59Speaker 5: my house.
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: Yeah, but he lived.
- 1:00:02Speaker 7: You have married this guy to live out in the
- 1:00:04Speaker 7: country and his family live all around him. Now, you
- 1:00:07Speaker 7: married him anyway, so you knew the family was close by,
- 1:00:09Speaker 7: and now you're actually surprised about it, including his mom,
- 1:00:13Speaker 7: who's a really sweet person. But she likes to do
- 1:00:16Speaker 7: stuff for y'all. She grocery shop for y'all, and she
- 1:00:18Speaker 7: watered the plants every day. Now you can't wonder why
- 1:00:21Speaker 7: them plants are doing so good. That cause she puts
- 1:00:23Speaker 7: sweet and low in the water and them plants are
- 1:00:26Speaker 7: just thriving. You don't even know what's wrong. Your plants
- 1:00:29Speaker 7: is good and unhealthy. And what she mad about it?
- 1:00:32Speaker 7: She buys whatever she brand she buys, and I don't
- 1:00:35Speaker 7: always like what she buys. I know you don't, but
- 1:00:39Speaker 7: you're gonna have to learn how to cook some of
- 1:00:40Speaker 7: this stuff. I know, I know you don't really care
- 1:00:42Speaker 7: for parting meat, but damn it, that's what her old
- 1:00:45Speaker 7: ass is buy because old people buy old ass products.
- 1:00:49Speaker 7: I know you don't really know why this meat is
- 1:00:53Speaker 7: in this can with this key on it, but that's
- 1:00:55Speaker 7: what spam been doing.
- 1:00:57Speaker 3: Dam and you.
- 1:00:58Speaker 7: And then now she didn't cut it up. She just
- 1:01:00Speaker 7: showed you how to fix this stuff. So you can
- 1:01:02Speaker 7: quit complain it because you can slice it, you could
- 1:01:05Speaker 7: barbecue it, you could put it in cubes. You know
- 1:01:08Speaker 7: this is the stuff you getting that you get you know,
- 1:01:11Speaker 7: you steal drinking.
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: She bought it.
- 1:01:13Speaker 10: You bought a six pack of all sea colon? Where
- 1:01:15Speaker 10: the hell she find all sea cola at Hey, your
- 1:01:19Speaker 10: old ass mama.
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: He'll care about to drive y'all crazy.
- 1:01:24Speaker 7: And then uh many many afternoons, my husband and I
- 1:01:27Speaker 7: got an entertainer.
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: When she come over and wants to play scrabble.
- 1:01:30Speaker 7: Oh no, damn mama, I get it. It's his mom
- 1:01:35Speaker 7: and she's not getting any young. I can't say anything
- 1:01:38Speaker 7: because she grew up in the house I'm living in.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: And then.
- 1:01:43Speaker 7: She cried when I tore out the old kitchen and
- 1:01:47Speaker 7: renovated most of the house. Now, my husband has given
- 1:01:51Speaker 7: me props for how handled his mom. But the other
- 1:01:53Speaker 7: day we got into a shouting match over who was
- 1:01:55Speaker 7: the queen of the house. Now, when she cried when
- 1:01:58Speaker 7: you tore up the kitchen, she wanted the kitchen to
- 1:02:01Speaker 7: stay the same. She cried when you told it out
- 1:02:03Speaker 7: where you renovated. Well, here's the problem.
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: Go ahead. This is the house that she grew up in.
- 1:02:11Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, memory.
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: See granddaddy bought this house.
- 1:02:16Speaker 5: She's sentimental, so she grew.
- 1:02:17Speaker 7: Up in that house. Now see you to me, you
- 1:02:20Speaker 7: crazy for moving in that old ass I would never
- 1:02:23Speaker 7: moved in there. You might as well be living in Amityville.
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: Horror.
- 1:02:26Speaker 7: I'm not living in this old ass house. Sank one
- 1:02:34Speaker 7: sank one speaking. You ain't even you ain't You ain't
- 1:02:38Speaker 7: even got a farm. You ain't even got the kitchen
- 1:02:40Speaker 7: with the two sink with the two halves on it.
- 1:02:43Speaker 7: You just got one sink. You got a well pump
- 1:02:46Speaker 7: on the handle. I'm not living in this ragged ass.
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: House, man.
- 1:02:52Speaker 5: But she renovated it.
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:02:54Speaker 7: But see now the mama in that crime. And so
- 1:02:57Speaker 7: they get into a big shouting match because got into
- 1:03:03Speaker 7: a shouting match because over who is the queen of
- 1:03:08Speaker 7: the house. And his mom said to me that she
- 1:03:10Speaker 7: was always be the queen of the castle. And my
- 1:03:13Speaker 7: husband agreed with her. Wow, that was basically giving her
- 1:03:18Speaker 7: free reign over what goes on in my home.
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: Now.
- 1:03:22Speaker 7: Even three days later, his mom said, her grandniece and
- 1:03:26Speaker 7: her two kids are coming to visit and staying with us.
- 1:03:32Speaker 7: This woman has a faux bed room house, so why
- 1:03:34Speaker 7: can't they stay with her? You don't even know this girl.
- 1:03:36Speaker 7: I just shut that down. Yeah, is my mother in
- 1:03:39Speaker 7: law taking us for granted? And am I being a
- 1:03:41Speaker 7: brat for complaining? No, you're not being a brat for complaining.
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: She can be the.
- 1:03:46Speaker 7: Queen of the castle, but she got she got that
- 1:03:49Speaker 7: faux bed room house. That's where she the queen of
- 1:03:51Speaker 7: the castle. She ain't the queen over here no more.
- 1:03:53Speaker 7: It's a new queen in town. And your husband should
- 1:03:56Speaker 7: understand that. But you're married to a mama's boy, to
- 1:04:02Speaker 7: a mama's boy, so now you got to deal with that.
- 1:04:05Speaker 7: Is nothing wrong with being good to your mama. I
- 1:04:09Speaker 7: got give you one of the best examples I've ever
- 1:04:11Speaker 7: seen Tommy. Tommy is good to his mama, man is.
- 1:04:16Speaker 7: But Tommy ain't no mama's boy.
- 1:04:17Speaker 5: Though, No, we can't say that about it.
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: That ain't what he is.
- 1:04:21Speaker 5: But not, but he loves his mother.
- 1:04:24Speaker 9: Let me ask you this, what is the difference between
- 1:04:27Speaker 9: a mama's boy and a son who loves his mother?
- 1:04:32Speaker 5: Well, but you know what I'm saying.
- 1:04:34Speaker 7: Take care of her and do things for and make
- 1:04:37Speaker 7: sure she's well cared for and will make her happy.
- 1:04:42Speaker 7: A mama's boy will allow the mama to direct his
- 1:04:46Speaker 7: path in life with all his relationships in his current home.
- 1:04:50Speaker 7: And a mama's boy will allow his mother to disrespect
- 1:04:55Speaker 7: the wife.
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: Or the wifeirlfriend.
- 1:04:57Speaker 5: There you go.
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: Their wife is first at all to Yeah.
- 1:05:01Speaker 7: See, that's a mama's boy when you will allow your
- 1:05:04Speaker 7: mind to disrespect your girl and all that.
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: Hey, mama, hold up now that I ain't.
- 1:05:08Speaker 7: Can do this my wife and most mothers understand that
- 1:05:14Speaker 7: they do. And the ones that don't want to understand
- 1:05:17Speaker 7: that are taking full advantage of it because she gonna
- 1:05:20Speaker 7: prove to this woman that I'm still that cats me out,
- 1:05:23Speaker 7: and you know that is true. The old ass mountain
- 1:05:26Speaker 7: line your days has come. You damn you out of here.
- 1:05:29Speaker 7: And don't nobody play scrabble no more so, damn it.
- 1:05:34Speaker 7: I always hate it scrabble. I can't. Every time I
- 1:05:37Speaker 7: put a word down there go that ain't no word challenging.
- 1:05:41Speaker 7: I lose all my points on challenges. God can't stray.
- 1:05:45Speaker 9: Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Harb
- 1:05:48Speaker 9: FM on Instagram.
- 1:05:49Speaker 7: And if I get that cue with that ten points
- 1:05:51Speaker 7: on it, I'm gonna throw it back in the pile.
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: I can't spell nothing.
- 1:05:55Speaker 5: With the cue.
- 1:05:57Speaker 9: Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free I
- 1:06:00Speaker 9: Heart Radio app for he never sounded so good. You
- 1:06:02Speaker 9: can download it today. Coming up at forty six minutes
- 1:06:05Speaker 9: after the hour. We got Sports Talk with Steve and
- 1:06:09Speaker 9: nephew Tommy right after Yeah, uncan neph right.
- 1:06:14Speaker 8: After this, you're listening morning show.
- 1:06:18Speaker 9: All right, guys, Junior's out today, but we have our
- 1:06:21Speaker 9: special guests UNC and NEF.
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: With Sports Real Sports. You real Sports.
- 1:06:27Speaker 5: Go ahead, guys.
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:06:29Speaker 10: For here, in case you missed it, Bronnie and Lebron
- 1:06:35Speaker 10: walked out on the court to him, you gotta take
- 1:06:39Speaker 10: your hat off today, dig I missed that man Sports Moments. Now, Look,
- 1:06:46Speaker 10: he didn't hit no points. He was out there a
- 1:06:48Speaker 10: few minutes, but you know it was his first time
- 1:06:50Speaker 10: out there. He has been hitting points in the preseason,
- 1:06:52Speaker 10: so you know, the boy can play some ball.
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: But I don't know you now.
- 1:06:56Speaker 10: Now you're hearing the nay says now, but you've been
- 1:06:58Speaker 10: hearing the they says from the beginning that he's too early,
- 1:07:01Speaker 10: he should have he should have done another year in college,
- 1:07:02Speaker 10: blah blah blah, what you done?
- 1:07:04Speaker 7: Okay, okay, okay, So Dog, I watch a lot of
- 1:07:08Speaker 7: basketball games, and I don't even know who these people are.
- 1:07:11Speaker 7: The majority NBA players now, I've never heard of because
- 1:07:16Speaker 7: they don't Nobody stays in college long in time, long
- 1:07:20Speaker 7: enough for us to get.
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: To know them.
- 1:07:21Speaker 5: Oh, I got you.
- 1:07:23Speaker 7: Everybody in college is usually a one and done and
- 1:07:28Speaker 7: so we don't even get a chance to know these kids.
- 1:07:31Speaker 7: And next thing you know, they drafted they in the league,
- 1:07:36Speaker 7: and we said, I don't even know these people. So
- 1:07:38Speaker 7: I'm cool with Browny being on the team.
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't hit no points. She's not dog.
- 1:07:43Speaker 7: The majority NBA players ain't hit no points yesterday.
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: How many people on the bench ain't hitting no point?
- 1:07:51Speaker 7: Ken Griffy sing Ken Griffy Jr. Was at the game
- 1:07:56Speaker 7: to support that was big.
- 1:08:00Speaker 10: Yeah, it's up for grabs right now. DeAndre Hopkins is
- 1:08:04Speaker 10: up for grabs in the trade, and it's possible that
- 1:08:07Speaker 10: Kansas City, the Chiefs might get him. That's gonna just
- 1:08:09Speaker 10: totally give them a whole lot most of it. Now
- 1:08:12Speaker 10: they have lost a lot of people though they lost.
- 1:08:15Speaker 7: Jean Watson is available also, Say what excuse you? I
- 1:08:22Speaker 7: was just saying, I think that Shaun Watson is available also,
- 1:08:27Speaker 7: and look to worry about that injury he had him.
- 1:08:29Speaker 7: Sorry if the brother got hurt, man, that really I
- 1:08:32Speaker 7: don't like that for him. But Cleveland, man, this same way,
- 1:08:37Speaker 7: you ain't gonna be able to come back from this
- 1:08:39Speaker 7: with Cleveland.
- 1:08:39Speaker 10: We well, they booed him all the way off the field.
- 1:08:42Speaker 3: Man.
- 1:08:44Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, man, this may be his last professional game.
- 1:08:47Speaker 7: And that's sad to say. Man, but if he's got
- 1:08:50Speaker 7: a torn achilles, that's a hard one to come back from.
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: He's young, though, he can come back from it. But Cleveland,
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: who would want it?
- 1:08:59Speaker 7: We clearly who would want it? Nobody for that money.
- 1:09:03Speaker 7: But he got his money guaranteed, so he can take less.
- 1:09:08Speaker 7: He gonna be playing for two million dollars somewhere.
- 1:09:11Speaker 9: Okay, Well, Junior will be back tomorrow with Sports Talk.
- 1:09:14Speaker 5: Thank you guys. Coming up at the top of the hour.
- 1:09:19Speaker 5: A man social media needs need some advice Steve.
- 1:09:23Speaker 9: He says his neighbors stealing his election yard signs.
- 1:09:26Speaker 5: We'll talk about it right after this.
- 1:09:29Speaker 8: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:09:34Speaker 9: All right, Steve, this is from JD on Steve Harvey FM.
- 1:09:38Speaker 9: JD says, I'm very passionate about politics, especially now since
- 1:09:42Speaker 9: I think this is the most consequential election of my lifetime.
- 1:09:46Speaker 9: I live on a busy road and put out signs
- 1:09:48Speaker 9: in my yard. A few weeks ago, someone stole my
- 1:09:52Speaker 9: signs out of my yard in the middle of the night.
- 1:09:55Speaker 9: I replace the ones I could, and two nights later
- 1:09:58Speaker 9: they were stolen. Two trash day, I found two of
- 1:10:01Speaker 9: my signs in my neighbor's garage can and pull them
- 1:10:05Speaker 9: out to put back in my yard. He's been flying
- 1:10:08Speaker 9: flags at his house for the last four years that
- 1:10:10Speaker 9: are in opposition to my political beliefs, and he once
- 1:10:13Speaker 9: said something to me about how his kids shouldn't have
- 1:10:16Speaker 9: to look at my garbage signs. I don't want to
- 1:10:19Speaker 9: start a battle with my neighbor, but I need to
- 1:10:22Speaker 9: do something. I am from the hood, and I want
- 1:10:24Speaker 9: to tell him, don't let the suburban suburban life fool you.
- 1:10:28Speaker 9: Should I confront him or get the authorities involved.
- 1:10:31Speaker 5: That's that's what they're saying.
- 1:10:33Speaker 7: You see me, you don't really want to call this
- 1:10:36Speaker 7: show and ask cuse he's just going to get just
- 1:10:39Speaker 7: going to get the authorities involved in trash can And
- 1:10:51Speaker 7: you're talking about what your kids are. I don't care
- 1:10:53Speaker 7: what your punk ass kids don't want to see. Tell you,
- 1:10:58Speaker 7: tell your kids quit looking at in my yard and
- 1:11:00Speaker 7: take that damn Trump flag down because I already know
- 1:11:02Speaker 7: what's happening. Probably don't even have a flag that's Trump flag.
- 1:11:11Speaker 7: Your kids shouldn't have to look at that sign. Hey man,
- 1:11:14Speaker 7: your kids probably don't want to look at my black
- 1:11:16Speaker 7: ass either. But here I am. I'll tell you what.
- 1:11:21Speaker 7: I tell you what. Well, but we're gonna have this
- 1:11:24Speaker 7: one conversation. I said, look, man, I don't want to
- 1:11:28Speaker 7: scale you. I don't want to scale you. And this
- 1:11:31Speaker 7: is not a threat. But let one more sign come
- 1:11:34Speaker 7: on missing.
- 1:11:38Speaker 5: Then just walk off.
- 1:11:44Speaker 7: And then it just turned around and go, I swear
- 1:11:46Speaker 7: to God, and then just.
- 1:11:49Speaker 10: Try to put so many commor little signs all in
- 1:11:51Speaker 10: his yard. It'll be about a hundred of them in
- 1:11:53Speaker 10: there when he come out.
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: Of the.
- 1:11:56Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, all you gotta do is get one
- 1:11:59Speaker 7: in the ring dope bails, and.
- 1:12:01Speaker 5: Then you'll have the proof that you need when you
- 1:12:03Speaker 5: call the authority.
- 1:12:04Speaker 10: Sorry, no, no, when you call the authority, when you
- 1:12:06Speaker 10: whoop that ass no, because you know if he's a brother,
- 1:12:11Speaker 10: you know who they're gonna take to jail.
- 1:12:13Speaker 9: Come on now, all right, we have time for another one.
- 1:12:16Speaker 9: This is from Michelle and Steve HARVFM. Michelle writes, Apparently
- 1:12:20Speaker 9: I've upset my entire family after announcing that I wouldn't
- 1:12:24Speaker 9: be hosting Thanksgiving this year. I agreed to do it
- 1:12:27Speaker 9: a few years ago because I thought it would be
- 1:12:28Speaker 9: a rotating thing each year. But I guess everyone just
- 1:12:32Speaker 9: loves my house because it became because it became an
- 1:12:34Speaker 9: annual tradition each year after that. However, no one seems
- 1:12:38Speaker 9: to take into account how hard it is to pull
- 1:12:41Speaker 9: it off every year as I am a single woman.
- 1:12:44Speaker 9: No one ever offers to help out, no one pays
- 1:12:47Speaker 9: for anything, and my job involves travel, which makes it
- 1:12:50Speaker 9: a challenge. I figured more than a month's notice was
- 1:12:54Speaker 9: more than sufficient, but now no one in the family
- 1:12:57Speaker 9: is shocking to me except my mood.
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: It is that's okay, that's okay, we ain't having it
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: here this year.
- 1:13:03Speaker 5: Yeah, she said that there, So what.
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: Y'all want you y'all won't count Thanksgiving this year. That
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: what y'all want to do? Yeah, No, nobody go eat nowhere.
- 1:13:11Speaker 9: Yeah, she's saying she doesn't even think she'll be invited
- 1:13:13Speaker 9: if they change the house, you know.
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: Just change the house and you going over.
- 1:13:19Speaker 5: There without an invite.
- 1:13:21Speaker 7: You didn't get the uninvite. You didn't you thought you
- 1:13:25Speaker 7: family you coming on over.
- 1:13:27Speaker 5: That's a lot to put on a single person, though,
- 1:13:29Speaker 5: that is a lot.
- 1:13:32Speaker 9: Yeah, no help, but yeah, at least you could pitch
- 1:13:34Speaker 9: in and give money or something.
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: Man, your ragged ass family.
- 1:13:40Speaker 5: Yeah, that's is not good. Only and nobody bringing nothing, nothing, nothing.
- 1:13:46Speaker 9: She did it all by herself for the last few years.
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: She can cook, though the rest of her family can't cook.
- 1:13:54Speaker 5: That's what it is.
- 1:13:55Speaker 7: Asked on its coming over there with all the paper
- 1:13:57Speaker 7: place in that fall taking stuff home down.
- 1:13:59Speaker 5: Hell, no, it's over. Yes, it doesn't sound like she's
- 1:14:05Speaker 5: going to be with family this year.
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: I got to my house. I need to ask you
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: about it if you got time.
- 1:14:12Speaker 9: Okay, all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey
- 1:14:14Speaker 9: Morning Show and Tommy's question, right after this, you're listening
- 1:14:19Speaker 9: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Tommy, before we went to break,
- 1:14:24Speaker 9: you wanted to ask your uncle something about what's going
- 1:14:28Speaker 9: on at your house this holiday season?
- 1:14:32Speaker 10: No, this holiday season? This my wife is a little
- 1:14:35Speaker 10: upset with me. So the teacher called the house. My son,
- 1:14:40Speaker 10: you know, Jordan, thirteen years old. Teacher called the house.
- 1:14:42Speaker 10: He'll stay talking.
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: About he not listening in class.
- 1:14:47Speaker 10: And I just responded with, well, he don't listen around him,
- 1:14:50Speaker 10: but you don't see me calling you getting on your
- 1:14:52Speaker 10: damn Now I can.
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: Tell me and snatch the phone from me. I got him.
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: When you hear you got him? Why he there?
- 1:15:03Speaker 3: What?
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: What you what you want me to do?
- 1:15:05Speaker 5: That was your response to the teacher.
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: Surely you know it was quick. It was just quick,
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: That's all I was.
- 1:15:12Speaker 10: That's that's you didn't think that's the That's what you
- 1:15:15Speaker 10: get when you call a comedian. I guess he's not
- 1:15:17Speaker 10: listening in school. He ain't listening around here, but you
- 1:15:19Speaker 10: don't see me calling your hands? What do you want
- 1:15:21Speaker 10: me to do? So my wife? Man said another mean
- 1:15:24Speaker 10: about twelve hours.
- 1:15:26Speaker 5: Yeah, how can he fix this team?
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: Well?
- 1:15:28Speaker 7: I don't really got no fixed for I thought The
- 1:15:30Speaker 7: response was outstanding. I was I would have lived with
- 1:15:34Speaker 7: that teacher that we did. It sounded good.
- 1:15:37Speaker 5: Though, she's trying to help you help your baby.
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: Well, you know, deal with it, you know, you teacher.
- 1:15:48Speaker 5: Big ups to the teacher, Jackie.
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Big ups to the teacher.
- 1:15:54Speaker 5: Coming up in thirty Yeah, we love our teachers. Are educators?
- 1:15:57Speaker 9: Coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour, we
- 1:16:00Speaker 9: play around it.
- 1:16:00Speaker 10: Would you rather right after this I don't call black people.
- 1:16:04Speaker 10: How about after six o'clock?
- 1:16:05Speaker 9: Though you're listening hard Morning show, it is time now
- 1:16:10Speaker 9: for a round of would you rather? Would you rather
- 1:16:12Speaker 9: date someone who is direct but offensive sometimes? Or would
- 1:16:17Speaker 9: you rather date someone extremely shy and never speaks their mind?
- 1:16:22Speaker 5: M something to think about.
- 1:16:26Speaker 10: I'm gonna go with me that that direct gonna kill me.
- 1:16:29Speaker 10: That's that's gonna hurt my feelings. I don't know all that.
- 1:16:32Speaker 5: Okay, all right now, we're all right.
- 1:16:36Speaker 7: Well, it ain't that I'm sensitive. It's just when you
- 1:16:38Speaker 7: get this direct back, make sure you can handle.
- 1:16:40Speaker 5: It, all right?
- 1:16:43Speaker 9: Would you rather be three feet tall or eight feet tall?
- 1:16:48Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: They tell me handle this one. I'm not answering this question.
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: I'm so sick of these questions. I'm not answering it.
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: Three feet or eight feet, sir? That that extreme.
- 1:16:58Speaker 5: I don't make them up.
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: Ain't going that's just too that's too much drama. Well,
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: if I'm going with.
- 1:17:04Speaker 7: These, it's easy because I'm close to the eight feet
- 1:17:06Speaker 7: that I am the three and you three that in
- 1:17:08Speaker 7: years the eight.
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: So well, no, don't do that, you know.
- 1:17:16Speaker 5: All right, We'll move on while you think about.
- 1:17:18Speaker 7: That would make you that would make you two feet
- 1:17:20Speaker 7: away from and three feet you're only in the five.
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: There you go.
- 1:17:26Speaker 9: Would you rather a nose that never stops growing or
- 1:17:29Speaker 9: ears that never stopped growing?
- 1:17:31Speaker 5: Which one?
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna let your hair it out now, I
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: let you go ahead.
- 1:17:37Speaker 7: Okay, Well I really had ears going because I put
- 1:17:41Speaker 7: put a hat on a scarf or something.
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: Nose, this nose can't be no, damn.
- 1:17:48Speaker 5: It never stops growing.
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: Nose are ears, certainly?
- 1:17:52Speaker 5: Yeah, nose are ears? Which one mm hmmm.
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: I don't go with the nose.
- 1:17:58Speaker 5: You're going with his nose, and Steve's going with the ears.
- 1:18:02Speaker 7: All right, I can hiding in. Don't put a scarf
- 1:18:04Speaker 7: on everything. I'll get the vehicle.
- 1:18:05Speaker 5: But how are you gonna put a scarf on.
- 1:18:08Speaker 10: I have no idea it's gonna look like a bonnet
- 1:18:11Speaker 10: or something.
- 1:18:13Speaker 7: Tell you what? Tell you what about four weeks of
- 1:18:16Speaker 7: their nose though? Watch this, I bet you be tied.
- 1:18:22Speaker 4: Then?
- 1:18:23Speaker 5: Can't you put a scarf on or something?
- 1:18:26Speaker 3: Mask?
- 1:18:27Speaker 8: All right?
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: Halloween man ain't gonna fit after a while.
- 1:18:32Speaker 5: Halloween is the next week.
- 1:18:33Speaker 9: And if you were trick or treating guys, would you
- 1:18:35Speaker 9: rather get only black licorice or candy corn?
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: Black licorics are candy corn?
- 1:18:41Speaker 3: Oh?
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: Candy corn? Candy bag full of corn? That black? That
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: black liquorice is gamy?
- 1:18:48Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:18:49Speaker 3: Right?
- 1:18:49Speaker 9: Last one? Would you rather meet a ghost or a vampire?
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: Either one of them getting the ass whooped?
- 1:18:56Speaker 5: So I.
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: Read vampire. I'm gonna tell you right because the vampire
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: he ain't gonna get me. I'm telling you not right now,
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: not biting me though. It's the ghost. I'm worried, but
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: I read me the vampire. Okay, all right? Thanks stepping
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: through walls and all this.
- 1:19:18Speaker 9: Yeah, that's today's round of which you rather coming up next?
- 1:19:22Speaker 5: Our last break of the day. Right after this you're listening.
- 1:19:27Speaker 8: Morning show?
- 1:19:28Speaker 9: All right, Steve, here we are last break of the day,
- 1:19:31Speaker 9: and I know you have some closing remarks for us
- 1:19:33Speaker 9: as we are twelve days away from election day.
- 1:19:39Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, listen, folks, I just it's just that time.
- 1:19:45Speaker 7: We're at the we're at the watch hour. Election time
- 1:19:50Speaker 7: is here. You don't have to wait till election day.
- 1:19:55Speaker 7: You can go and vote now. See, do it now
- 1:19:59Speaker 7: while you you got some days in advance to go
- 1:20:01Speaker 7: on and do it because you don't want to have
- 1:20:03Speaker 7: to wait till last day and then something come up,
- 1:20:06Speaker 7: something happened. You know that the lines are gonna be long,
- 1:20:10Speaker 7: blah blah blah blah blah. Vote early voting works, man,
- 1:20:14Speaker 7: is good. You know, the average person, A lot of
- 1:20:18Speaker 7: people are gonna wait till the last minute. It's just
- 1:20:20Speaker 7: election there and they're gonna go down there and it's
- 1:20:23Speaker 7: gonna be rough.
- 1:20:23Speaker 10: Man.
- 1:20:26Speaker 7: Listen, it's go time. The obvious. The choice is obvious
- 1:20:30Speaker 7: for me is Kamala Harris. I know that a lot
- 1:20:32Speaker 7: of people think Donald Trump. But I keep asking people,
- 1:20:37Speaker 7: why why can you pick this man over this woman?
- 1:20:43Speaker 7: Is it simply because of the color of her skin
- 1:20:46Speaker 7: that you can't seem to bring yourself to vote for her?
- 1:20:49Speaker 7: Is it because of her gender, that she happens to
- 1:20:52Speaker 7: be a woman, that you can't vote for her. And
- 1:20:56Speaker 7: is that the same reason you're voting for Donald Trump
- 1:21:00Speaker 7: because of the color of the skin and because he's
- 1:21:03Speaker 7: a man, because he can't be for any other reason.
- 1:21:07Speaker 7: Because you can't vote for a person for integrity and
- 1:21:11Speaker 7: pick Donald Trump. You can't vote for a person with
- 1:21:15Speaker 7: leadership skills and pick Donald I keep telling y'all all
- 1:21:18Speaker 7: the time, all great leaders were once great servants. If
- 1:21:23Speaker 7: you just look throughout history. One of the best presidents
- 1:21:28Speaker 7: we ever had was President Barack Obama. Really man, tell
- 1:21:31Speaker 7: the truth, now, really tell the truth. But he's a
- 1:21:36Speaker 7: great servant. Jimmy Carter was a great servant.
- 1:21:41Speaker 10: You know.
- 1:21:41Speaker 7: I didn't really have a problem with the Bushes. I
- 1:21:44Speaker 7: didn't have a problem with either one of the Bushes.
- 1:21:46Speaker 7: They were Republicans, but at least they stood for something.
- 1:21:51Speaker 7: This candidate that you all are putting up as you're
- 1:21:54Speaker 7: representative for the Republican Party stands for nothing. Stands for nothing,
- 1:22:04Speaker 7: and he will do anything to push himself forward, even
- 1:22:10Speaker 7: stacking the Supreme Court and getting rid of Roe versus Wade.
- 1:22:14Speaker 7: Do you know how crazy that is to tell women
- 1:22:19Speaker 7: what to do with their bodies.
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: Do you know how crazy that is?
- 1:22:23Speaker 7: Do you know how crazy it is to have men
- 1:22:26Speaker 7: tell women what to do with their body? Do you
- 1:22:29Speaker 7: know how crazy that is? I don't see how that
- 1:22:32Speaker 7: makes sense to anybody except a person who has the power. Now,
- 1:22:40Speaker 7: if you don't like abortions, don't have one. I'm okay
- 1:22:44Speaker 7: with a person being anti abortion, don't have one, But
- 1:22:48Speaker 7: I too, at the under I too at the same time,
- 1:22:52Speaker 7: understand that women have to make decisions because the only
- 1:22:55Speaker 7: one that can carry a baby is a woman, the
- 1:22:57Speaker 7: only one. And those of us men who have no
- 1:23:02Speaker 7: idea what that is like about or none of that,
- 1:23:06Speaker 7: why are we in that decision making process for them?
- 1:23:09Speaker 7: It don't make no sense. But he went along with
- 1:23:12Speaker 7: that because he thought that was the popular thing that
- 1:23:15Speaker 7: would get him the most votes. Well, at backfire, that backfire,
- 1:23:21Speaker 7: and so now he's having to deal with it. He's
- 1:23:25Speaker 7: having to deal with that and this backfire. It's not
- 1:23:28Speaker 7: a good thing. It's not a smart thing for him,
- 1:23:32Speaker 7: and it's not a great thing for women. We got
- 1:23:34Speaker 7: to get to the polls. We have got to vote.
- 1:23:37Speaker 7: We have got this make this election count. I don't
- 1:23:41Speaker 7: know what the decision is. I don't know how you
- 1:23:44Speaker 7: still undecided at this point. I don't understand how you
- 1:23:47Speaker 7: are black for Trump. I don't understand this conversation about
- 1:23:50Speaker 7: black man not voting for common because every black man
- 1:23:53Speaker 7: I don't talk who is voting for every single one
- 1:23:56Speaker 7: of them. I just don't believe in have the propaganda
- 1:23:58Speaker 7: these people are putting out. So please, man, y'all get
- 1:24:02Speaker 7: to the polls. This is an important election. I don't
- 1:24:08Speaker 7: even see how he's the candidate. Man, this is just
- 1:24:10Speaker 7: bothering me. And the only reason I can think that
- 1:24:13Speaker 7: a person is voting for him is because you must
- 1:24:15Speaker 7: be just like him. That's the only thing I can see.
- 1:24:18Speaker 7: You have to be like him. That's the only reason
- 1:24:21Speaker 7: you would vote for him is because you are like him.
- 1:24:24Speaker 7: And if you're like him, that's a sad statement about yourself.
- 1:24:28Speaker 7: That's a really, really sad statement about yourself. You who
- 1:24:33Speaker 7: are voting for him, that's a sad statement about yourself.
- 1:24:37Speaker 7: I'm sorry. That's all I can say. I'm not that
- 1:24:40Speaker 7: quality of a person. I happen to care about people.
- 1:24:44Speaker 7: I happen to care about other people, some people other
- 1:24:46Speaker 7: than myself, and he doesn't. He has no policy for
- 1:24:51Speaker 7: the common man. He has no policy for the poor.
- 1:24:53Speaker 7: He has no plan to move the future for it.
- 1:24:56Speaker 7: If you look at Project twenty twenty five, it's and
- 1:24:59Speaker 7: he and said he didn't even know the guy when
- 1:25:01Speaker 7: his pictures of him sitting on his private plane. Come on, y'all,
- 1:25:07Speaker 7: you can vote for a woman who has a plan
- 1:25:08Speaker 7: to move the country forward, or you can vote for
- 1:25:11Speaker 7: a man who wants to make America great again. One
- 1:25:14Speaker 7: of them sounds like it's going forward, the other one
- 1:25:17Speaker 7: sounds like it's going backwards. Which one you gonna do? God,
- 1:25:21Speaker 7: the choice is obvious to me. But his gold time
- 1:25:24Speaker 7: is vote time. Let's go. Those are my closing remarks.
- 1:25:28Speaker 7: I'm tired. I'm tired. I'd be so glad when this
- 1:25:31Speaker 7: election is over with and she becomes president. That'll be
- 1:25:35Speaker 7: the coolest thing for me. So, Shirley, he voted, chick.
- 1:25:40Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I voted last week, last Friday.
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: You're junior whatever, I'm voting tomorrow. Yeah. That early voting
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: is critical, y'all, to save you some ter so.
- 1:25:50Speaker 5: You don't get stuck in them long lines.
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: And feel stressed out frustrated. Yeah.
- 1:25:55Speaker 7: Yeah, so that said, y'all have a great day today.
- 1:25:59Speaker 7: Talk to God today. He would absolutely love to hear
- 1:26:01Speaker 7: from you.
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: Okay.
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