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Coming Up, Memorial Day Weekend - 05.26.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: be true. Good to ste Hardy listening to me, to
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  Speaker 1: each other for Stu Barther quickly, Hobby, why don't you
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  Speaker 1: joy Yeah, yeah, by joint be with me. Honey said
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  Speaker 1: you got to use that turn Yeah you y'all, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn to turn out turn lovely, got to turn
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  Speaker 1: out to turn turn wan of y'all, comey, come on
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  Speaker 1: your thing at it? Uh? I sure a good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I started up talking about my personal journey, and I
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  Speaker 1: want to remind you that I'm not saying this to say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: look at me. I think I'm more saying it to say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: here's what happened to me along the way of making
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  Speaker 1: decisions my way, and then what happened when I made
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  Speaker 1: a transformation. It's not so much that I made a
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  Speaker 1: transformation as it was that I made a decision to
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  Speaker 1: start just you know, being being a little bit closer
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  Speaker 1: to my creator and having some conversations with him. And
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  Speaker 1: that's how it starts. It starts with some conversations with God.
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  Speaker 1: It starts with opening up to your creator and saying, hey, listen,
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  Speaker 1: my bad, I'm tripping. I've been doing it this way
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  Speaker 1: for so long, and it ain't really really got me
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  Speaker 1: to where I want to be. I know, to some
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  Speaker 1: people on the outside, I appeared to be successful, But
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  Speaker 1: I got news for you, man, Success ain't nothing man,
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  Speaker 1: when you ain't happy, and the appearances of successes is
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  Speaker 1: can be quite uh delusional at best. You know, Prince
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  Speaker 1: has a song out there says I realized in his
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  Speaker 1: best disguise, a pretty house don't make a home. That's
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  Speaker 1: one of my favorite lines in one of his songs,
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  Speaker 1: says I realized, in its best disguise, at a pretty house,
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  Speaker 1: don't make a home. And uh, you know, I may
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  Speaker 1: have had the appearances of a pretty house, but what
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  Speaker 1: no home? Man? It ain't. It ain't where you wanted
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  Speaker 1: to live, And it wasn't where you wanted to pull
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  Speaker 1: up to and reside. It really wasn't. It was. It
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  Speaker 1: was some misery. So the transformation started, y'all when I
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  Speaker 1: made a decision, and I was saying to people who
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  Speaker 1: have been fans of mine, has followed my career or
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  Speaker 1: kept up with me, or whether you knew, two thousand
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  Speaker 1: five began a very life changing time for me. It
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  Speaker 1: started a little bit before that, but I was still
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  Speaker 1: in in in some some misery. But in two thousand
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  Speaker 1: five my life began to make a drastic change. And
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  Speaker 1: that change occurred, like I've been saying, when I made
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  Speaker 1: a conscious decision to start having more conversations with God.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm just trying to share with everybody how basic
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  Speaker 1: and simple that was for me, that to talk to
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  Speaker 1: God a little bit more, to admit that I've wronged,
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  Speaker 1: that I made a couple of bad plays, and I
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  Speaker 1: was asking for forgiveness, and forgiveness wasn't a bigger a
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  Speaker 1: big part of it for me because in asking God
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  Speaker 1: for forgiveness of my transgressions and my missteps and my
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  Speaker 1: sins and flaws and all of that. In asking him
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  Speaker 1: for forgiveness, it freed me up from the guilt of like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so now got well you know of what people are
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  Speaker 1: gonna say. Now, you know, man, if you start talking
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  Speaker 1: to God a little bit more, how you how your
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  Speaker 1: close friends gonna feel well. I've I found out a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people wasn't close friends, and that I found
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  Speaker 1: out that a lot of people was around me just
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  Speaker 1: for the ride. I still got a few hanging on
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  Speaker 1: to me just like that. But you know, it is
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  Speaker 1: what it is, you know, um. But I found out
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  Speaker 1: a a lot of things, mostly about myself, that I
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  Speaker 1: needed these conversations with God, that I needed this relationship
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  Speaker 1: with him because it was calming me on the inside.
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  Speaker 1: It was starting to make the house feel like a home.
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  Speaker 1: It was starting to give me a peace of mind.
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  Speaker 1: And when you have peace of mind, what it allows,
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  Speaker 1: what it does is it opens up your creativity. It
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  Speaker 1: opened up your channel to be creative. And when your person,
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  Speaker 1: as myself, that's a creative person. That that's that's that's everything.
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  Speaker 1: But it's no different than of a person works well
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  Speaker 1: with his hands. When you get free in peace of mind,
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  Speaker 1: you can work do even better work with your hands.
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  Speaker 1: If you counsel better, you become a better counsel. If
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  Speaker 1: you're better teacher, you become a better teacher. If you
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  Speaker 1: if if you're a better uh E E M E
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  Speaker 1: M T person, if you're a better tech person, you
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  Speaker 1: become a better a better driver, You become a just
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  Speaker 1: a better person. When your mind is free. When your
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  Speaker 1: mind is occupied with toxic poisons, it stops you from
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  Speaker 1: being the best that you can be at whatever you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to be good at. It really really, does you
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  Speaker 1: think about it. You can't be the best artist if
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  Speaker 1: your mind is twisted up. You can't be the best performer.
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  Speaker 1: If your mind is twisted up, you can't be the
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  Speaker 1: best ball player. If your mind is twisted up. When
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  Speaker 1: you free your mind, when you allow your mind to
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  Speaker 1: find out what peace really is, and that's the relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God, it gives you peace of mind. I told
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  Speaker 1: you the other yesterday, I was talking to this guy
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  Speaker 1: in the jim that told me he was a stone
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  Speaker 1: cold hustling. Now we all know what that means. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm listening to the guy who's just real, honest with me,
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  Speaker 1: said Mr Harvey. Seemed like a man with some knowledge
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  Speaker 1: under your belt. Man, I just don't have no peace. Well, bro,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, you're involved in the business that don't
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  Speaker 1: provide peace. You're in the destruction business of people. You
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  Speaker 1: may be making some money, but it's act the expense
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  Speaker 1: of other people. Now, what you want to happen to you,
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  Speaker 1: You reap what you sold, you know, doing to others
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  Speaker 1: that you would have them do unto you. If you
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  Speaker 1: ain't bringing no good to nobody's life, but you're making
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  Speaker 1: some money, well how how much good you think that
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  Speaker 1: money gonna bring to your life? You know, man, it's
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna happen for you if you don't get out
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  Speaker 1: the game. You know, man, it's it's it's gonna go
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  Speaker 1: down bad for you. I can't fix that story up
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  Speaker 1: for nobody because it's a it's a story that's told
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  Speaker 1: too many times, and it and and it has the
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  Speaker 1: same end results. But I told him, the only way
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get a peace of mind, bro, is you
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  Speaker 1: gotta have relationship with God. That's all. That's all. Now,
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  Speaker 1: here's what happened after I started having this conversation with God.
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  Speaker 1: If you followed what was happening to me closely after
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  Speaker 1: two from two thousand five two, now, it's almost unexplainable.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why I know it's God, because usually when
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  Speaker 1: something happens in my life of the positive nature that
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  Speaker 1: goes so well for me, and and I cannot explain
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  Speaker 1: it that's God. Because I can't even take credit for this,
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  Speaker 1: I really really can't. Once again, listen to me closely.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not bragging now. I'm just telling you what happened
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  Speaker 1: to me. That the same thing He's done for me
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  Speaker 1: he can do for you. Are the things he's done
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  Speaker 1: for others he will surely do for you. See when
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  Speaker 1: I see people as balling, that that's doing well. And
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  Speaker 1: when I say balling, I mean achieving their goals and
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  Speaker 1: accomplishing things on a rather large scale. I don't become
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  Speaker 1: a hater. I become a Wow. Okay, so that's that's
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  Speaker 1: possible to see. I look at people's who who are
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  Speaker 1: doing well, not for hate or I wish that was me.
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  Speaker 1: It just shows me the possibilities the power of God.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if God can do this for somebody else, man,
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  Speaker 1: maybe if I do this, I gotta now. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: complaining why I'm at, not one bit or at all.
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  Speaker 1: And if you don't give me no more, please understand.
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  Speaker 1: I can make it like this, but I know it's more.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's more because God don't bring you this
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  Speaker 1: far to leave you. God didn't bring me this far
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  Speaker 1: this leave you. He won't bring you that He hasn't
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  Speaker 1: gotten you to this point to leave you. He has
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  Speaker 1: more for you. See, this ain't about me. This is
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  Speaker 1: so you can see what's in it for you. God
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  Speaker 1: has more for you if you open yourself to him.
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  Speaker 1: But if you don't open yourself up to him, how
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna find out what that is? And if you're
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  Speaker 1: waking up every day, like I've said a hundred times,
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  Speaker 1: with the notion in your mind, that has got to
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  Speaker 1: be more to life than this, that's because it is. So.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm asking you, why would you not take the
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  Speaker 1: next next step to see what that is? Why would
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  Speaker 1: you not get closer to God? Why would you not
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  Speaker 1: have a relationship with your creator? How's that working for you?
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  Speaker 1: Not having the relationship? I'm just saying, Man, God change
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  Speaker 1: your life. Man, God move you in places Man, you
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  Speaker 1: never knew you could be moved. God cold, What you're
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  Speaker 1: waiting on sitting that tripping is your career? Is your life?
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  Speaker 1: You're just gonna plame to the left. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, man, I don't know, man, and I ain't
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  Speaker 1: like I did as soon as I heard it either,
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  Speaker 1: So I feel you out there. But Man, if somebody
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  Speaker 1: came to me and showed me a way I could
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  Speaker 1: turn my life around, and it wasn't going the way
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  Speaker 1: I wanted. I take it that took me a long
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  Speaker 1: time to hear the message too, So maybe it's taking
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  Speaker 1: you a long time to hear that. I feel you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the same with iss you. But Man, when I
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  Speaker 1: figured that out, this show got better for me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: and I am well. I am because of God Almighty.
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  Speaker 1: I have no other explanation for you. If it was
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could take credit for it. Man, you
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  Speaker 1: know the book I would write if I could take
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  Speaker 1: credit for myself. Man, that's probably why your arm don't
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  Speaker 1: reach you all the way back there when you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to pat yourself on the back, because you ain't supposed to.
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  Speaker 1: You ever thought about that? All right? You're listening twenty
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  Speaker 1: one minutes after the hour. Twenty one minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show, The All New
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  Speaker 1: in earlier just started this might be scared man. So
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  Speaker 1: today we got a good day lined up for you.
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  Speaker 1: Today we're gonna have It's Friday. We're gonna have a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of crazy stuff for y'all. Today. We're gonna help
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  Speaker 1: you laugh a little bit today. Folks, you know you
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  Speaker 1: you've had a stress for weekend work. Some of your
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  Speaker 1: co workers didn't got on your nerves. Today is dedicated
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  Speaker 1: to getting you ready to have a great weekend. We're
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  Speaker 1: calling this get Ready Friday. Everything to get you ready.
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  Speaker 1: This is called get Ready Friday. Groff, this is what
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  Speaker 1: GRL get ready for Friday. All of you got that love,
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  Speaker 1: it would fail right in Guff, get ready you mind.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to send a special shout out to haters today.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you a young boy at my Disney Dreamers academy.
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  Speaker 1: A little kid named William William William. You know, he
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  Speaker 1: was born as an albino, and he suffered a lot
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  Speaker 1: of ridicule in school. And it was the first time
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  Speaker 1: after we took him to the Disney Dreamers Academy that
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  Speaker 1: he found some real friends, some kids that really loved him,
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  Speaker 1: and he was excited. He called his mom and he said, Mom,
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  Speaker 1: I have some friends now. And his mother was just
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  Speaker 1: crying because he's never come home and said he had
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  Speaker 1: any friends. And every day he would come home from school,
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  Speaker 1: she would have to patch her son back up to
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  Speaker 1: get him ready to go back out there because he
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  Speaker 1: looked so different, you know, because he was calling him snowflake,
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  Speaker 1: white boy and all that. So the kid wrote a
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  Speaker 1: poem out thanking his haters. And this little kid, seventeen,
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  Speaker 1: taught me a lot about thanking your haters. He told them,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for making me strong, thank you for making
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  Speaker 1: me realize that I was more than you thought I was.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I just wanted to say this morning only
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  Speaker 1: hand from William William, thank you man. So this is
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  Speaker 1: for all my haters. Today is gruff Friday. Getting ready
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  Speaker 1: for Friday. Thank you haters. We're gonna be laughing at
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  Speaker 1: you all day. Let's go. Hey. This is Eddie Leverte,
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  Speaker 1: him Philip Bailey, and I'm Ralph Johnson of Earth Wind
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  Speaker 1: and Fire. Hey, what's up y'all? This is Eric ba
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  Speaker 1: Is Erica. Yo, what up? This is Shoy, last name Wilson.
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  Speaker 1: And you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning. We'll be
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  Speaker 1: right back. You're listening Steve Harvey. Alright, Welcome back, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to the show. The barbershop is a little
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  Speaker 1: a little different today. Ain't nobody in the barbershop except
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  Speaker 1: the owner of cut Moles or Big Mole and his
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  Speaker 1: boy Earl. Oh Errol coming there or Earl don't ever
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  Speaker 1: get a hair cut? What Earl don't get it? He
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  Speaker 1: cut Errol just come down there at the barbershop because
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  Speaker 1: he don't want to be home. Oh, so the conversation again,
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  Speaker 1: we are in the barbershop. Welcome to cutting mode. That
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  Speaker 1: was that man done? You know everything going on? Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to cutting mode where we we call it cutting mode
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  Speaker 1: cause we cutting mo hell didn't anybody else. Absolutely have
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  Speaker 1: got more head than anybody. You've been here a long time. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You know some of my show him you know more,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know my daddy was more or less
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  Speaker 1: and my grandfather was more than that, you know, boling
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  Speaker 1: that moless and get mole and Yant had him over
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  Speaker 1: and whis because she's cut head that hand too, she
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  Speaker 1: asked away she was a haircutter. Like so many things
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  Speaker 1: going on, you know. Anyway we were working to quote moves.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Man? Everything going on? I just you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be home. That's why I'm here,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I ain't. I ain't got no hair on
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  Speaker 1: my head at all. And I didn't come ahead just
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  Speaker 1: to get away from my wife. You don't just to
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  Speaker 1: have some peace. And why this is the place you
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  Speaker 1: can come and sit down and watch other people get
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  Speaker 1: their heads cut. That's a that's a joy to me watch.
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  Speaker 1: And they had the memories go in my mind and
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  Speaker 1: by high back in the day, I used to sit
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  Speaker 1: in that chair and another thing by these chairs up more.
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  Speaker 1: I need to ask you a pleasant question, sis pussing
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  Speaker 1: the question, Pussant the question I need to ask you,
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  Speaker 1: mom Mo, I need putting the question. They're go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: I need to ask your putting the question. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: that liquid you stick them comes in. What is that?
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  Speaker 1: I need to know what that listen to? Yeah, that's blue.
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  Speaker 1: What you call that blue? You put that down there
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  Speaker 1: to dis infected disaffected cold. So when I called one
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  Speaker 1: head and touched another head of different, it has already
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  Speaker 1: been disinfected. So you get combing heads, stick that in
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  Speaker 1: there and they clean all that out. That's out right there.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever you stroke in the head and you put in
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  Speaker 1: that liquid, that's that's all is to it. What I
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  Speaker 1: haven't told you. It's just magical huh thing about you.
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  Speaker 1: If the conversation go way longly, then they need to
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  Speaker 1: I just told you what it would you need to
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  Speaker 1: ask one more? Did we We're only gonna cover one
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  Speaker 1: subject down here and cut movies. If you stay on
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  Speaker 1: the damn blue water. I'm trying to add one more question?
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  Speaker 1: What well? I act like I got two more questions.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen you. I ain't never seen you put
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  Speaker 1: fresh liquid in there? That's where are you still talking
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  Speaker 1: about the damn blue wall? You ain't lit or you
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  Speaker 1: change the question? Don't mean to change the subject another
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  Speaker 1: when told about something else, told about something el told
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  Speaker 1: about something else, told about something else. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't have to come down here. Don't everybody know you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to come down here. But what you got
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  Speaker 1: to do is move the damn conversation on because the
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  Speaker 1: big ain't but four damn minutes. Now, that's what we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to do. Just another question. The question is
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  Speaker 1: the question, when is you gonna get some new chairs here?
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  Speaker 1: He listen to me, we were talking about and old.
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  Speaker 1: These chairs is classics. They're not going nowhere. Listen to
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  Speaker 1: my my granddaddy Molding that had my father mo Less
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  Speaker 1: had them. Now I'm just mo I thought the saying chick.
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  Speaker 1: You know people that have been in and they had
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  Speaker 1: their hair cut up in here, it'd be greatness up
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  Speaker 1: in here because mar louis king hand here king my
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  Speaker 1: daddy cut. Now we cut the Albernavia. How yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: got to my, my, my, my, my grandfather Molding that
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  Speaker 1: cut Frederick Douglas front right in the same damn chill
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  Speaker 1: and you have barber shop back. The black people got
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  Speaker 1: their hair cut shirt like that. Tell them. One time
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  Speaker 1: two other disciples came up hit their heads. Cat that
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  Speaker 1: lives me. John the Baptist got his hair cut in
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  Speaker 1: here right for I got in head to go. I curl.
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  Speaker 1: That's a hand cut, that's a hair cut. And then
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  Speaker 1: got your head cut come on, and that's when her
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  Speaker 1: cousin was a nickel. I neber that. Thank you, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm so glad we got somebody here back
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  Speaker 1: all this stuff for so now we're in here. That
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  Speaker 1: just been some great cut and cream. He had had
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  Speaker 1: some of the greatest cuts up in this bobby shop.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hell, that boy had to fro front there, colding
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  Speaker 1: thro into Jackson, filling the jackeon five. I would have
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  Speaker 1: hoping Michael will come through here, but then we got
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  Speaker 1: it in here. We'll do curl coming here like a man,
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  Speaker 1: and some hair cut with you press your hair like
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  Speaker 1: a little girl. We cain't coming here. This is cut mold,
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  Speaker 1: are going on, el man, I tell you. And the
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  Speaker 1: thing about that like but you keeps the old the
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  Speaker 1: old pictures up on the wall. But the old entertainer.
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  Speaker 1: You got a ton of up on the wall. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: when the show with the showing that you know, there's
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  Speaker 1: people that love like you don't take picture down. You
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  Speaker 1: don't take like pictures and you don't take pitch down. No,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: don't tell you you gotta hate him. You hate him
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: if you won't too. But where you got a haircut, Sammon,
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  Speaker 1: David's got his hair cut over here to the start
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: running with the red pack and got his hair perm
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: thought it were white. And then we caut You know
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Chamming was always good? Did you get rid of him? Man?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: And white people sitting outside waiting on him? And that
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: was just problems right there. All that was. And the
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: show is good down here cutting movie, you know, just
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: learning the history of the ball shop of good too.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you're just finding out who all been in here?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: In here one last world we did. We cut one
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• 22:29
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• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Tommy got a new bit, y'all. This is
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: a new bit. He'd been working on it. New bit.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Can you say comedy in front of that word? Because man,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: it just got married. You know I need that. Tommy
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: got a new comedy bit. Period segment could work. Name
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: it is bike is tell us who you're mad at? Now?
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Tell me what's what's the premise behind this? This is
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: for people to call in and just get it off
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: their chest. On they got you know, twenty thirty seconds,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: just get it off their chest. But here is who
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: you mad at? Now? Is enough? I don't want to
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: tell him what sheep lying? No good rocking? Go ahead
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: say it? Say it telling. Do you think it's funny?
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Do you want to go to walk? You want to
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: go to walk? Okay? Your women? Women? And it's just
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: about security and commitment. And it's nephew Tommy, and you
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: have reached the hot line for who are you mad at? Now?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Who are you mad at? Now? You got thirty seconds
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: to leave me a message and let me know who
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: you mad at now? Yes, my name is Ashley calling
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: from Germy, Alabama. The person that I'm mad and tell
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: that how do you so called men? Why am I
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: mad at them? Because they say they want a woman
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: with real hair, real nail at, a real job, but
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: they're real broke. You can't ask them to go to
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: the movies. They can't even invite to take you out
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: to the movies. Why because they live with their mama.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: They ain't got no job. They're begging their mama for
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: gas money. But how you gonna tell a woman that
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: you want all of these different things but you can't
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: even provide for yourself. And then had a nerve to
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: have five and six kids about three or four different women. Well,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: how you gonna knock a woman? They've got how to
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: make herself look better, keep her nails done, and keep
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: our hands free. But you can't do nothing for I
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: tell you, we're gonna set your ass down. Who are
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: you mad at? Now? Tell me out? I had to
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: come out and give me. Let me tell you who
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: got me around here? So I go and then I
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: think I'm about to get it on with my wife,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: and I'm talking about ready. I'm ready, tim, and I'm
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: ready to go ahead and lay it down. And as
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: soon as I get in the bed, I turned over.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: They come about to get it in. She started talking
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: about them, So you ready to be nice? Now? You
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: ready to start talking sweet? Now? No, I'm ready to start.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to start getting it in. Why did they
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: start doing that foolish just right in the fiddle. You know,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I just took that dell you're doing that blue thing.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna run out here in a minute. Conn't give
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  Speaker 1: it to him and stop all this cheap it in
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: the ch other and give it into Yester timing. I'm
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: mad at him, man, and I'm I'm really got to
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: stop focus file to get this off. Who you mad
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: at now? Hey, I'm I'm pissed off in my wife man?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: And no, look I love her dearly. Here's something that
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: she do about three four times a week. He'll make
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  Speaker 1: a bed up. I come home and work, I'm walk
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: into my bedroom and it looked like it'll look like
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: what I left with this morning. Sow. My wife is
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: working at home, and I'm proud of she. You know
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: she able to do that, But um, she have to
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: make that beder, man, I mean that bead. Look it
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: makes me feel comfortable when I come home and my
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: house is neat in my bedroom looking neat, you know.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: But I hope her friends are listen to this because
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I know she don't listen to the show, and I
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: hope that does. Somebody come and just talk to her
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: and just tell her what her husband likes. All right?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Who you mad at? Now? I'm telling you right now.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I'm tell you right now. This is David d Out
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: of Texas. I'm a male man. Let me tell you
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: who I'm mad at. And I'm not mad at the dog.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: It's the dog on them. It's the dog only because
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: you know what they always say, he won't bite, he
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: won't bite. Letting NICKI. I don't want him to lick me.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: He won't bite. Tell that to the mail man inside
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: the mergency room. I'm so sick and tired of people.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Please respect the mail man. Sin't way to expect the cops.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of you people coming in trying to get
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: your little check on the on the third and it's
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: got the first on the things say the first. Don't
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: come to me, So male man, I know you got it.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Can't you hook me up? I can't do nothing for you.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not losing my job, so I can be looking
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: for check on the first like you. Let me tell
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: you something. Respect your mail man. This David out of
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: heaths s tectis later. Who you mad at? Now? Who
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: are you mad at? Now? You know what I'm mad at,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy. I'm mad at people coming up in the
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: shop man thinking that you are a miracle maker. We
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: we can't, we can't just make you somebody you're not.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Stop bringing in pictures of celebrities and trying to look
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: like them. You're not a celebrity. All we can do
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: is work with what we have and just know they
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: when I cut your hair, you're not gonna look like
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: that person on that picture. Stop doing that. And then
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: when I'm doing your hair, stop staring at me the
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: whole time I'm doing your hair. Why are you standing
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: at what you want me to do? I can't do
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: nothing about that. And keep the conversation light. I don't
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: want to talk to you the whole time you're in
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: the chair. Sit down, get your hair cut, and get
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: up about the chair. That's what I do. I cut here.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: You sit down and let me cut it, and don't
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: be on your phone wearing your head sets and all
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: that stuff in scott doing that. It's making me mad.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Stop doing that to me. Please, Let's go through the phone.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Let's find out who they mad at. Naw for you, Timmy,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: who's this? How are you doing this? Story from Buffalo?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: What's up? Corey? Who you're mad at? No? Man, Hey,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I'm mad at the Rocks. Every time you turn around,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: he on TV doing something. He's selling truck, He doing
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: all kind of commercials. You can't get no movie without
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: him being in it. You don't get no you Samuel
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Jackson can't even get a job because it run. It
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: ain't the Rocker tef I hunt. You ain't in it.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: He canna beat up there body and wrestling that bad.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I can't beat me up without the Rock. I think
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: you's my pastor coming up this week? Yeah, you at it?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: That's what you're mad at, exactly. I don't. I don't
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: even think he has to wear a shirt because his
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: body just climate control. I don't know. You don't never
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: see them in any curious situation. You don't care about
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: him in the news. That's why I'm mad. The Rock
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: needs to get some real life situations. Hell, hey, man,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: you ain't been hearing about me. He got some real
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: life situation in the news. I don't even know what
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I'm in the new. When I read it, I'll be going,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: what the hell am I news? I'm scared to talk
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: to card because hell, I got five TV shows. I
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: know he's sick of mind all the muscles. Well, I
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: really got something shows. They're really gonna be piste off
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: in a minute. I think he's gonna be my past
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: to come suck. Yeah, man, let's take yeah, I got
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: come on. Never you tell me who's this? This is
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: l from Chicago. How are you telling me? I'm good? Baby?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Tell me who you're mad at now? Baby? Man, I
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: am living with dt as. How in the fudging frats,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, they told me not to swear, so
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I'm trying my beast, but they retad How in the
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: fudging frat the NBA game you a million, Chance, gave
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: you a million, the Role game you a million, but
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: three million extra, unfunded, unbudgeted dollars you made you simple
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: not going to school, getting educated in the system that
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: you're trying to corrupt. You can't fine three more weeks
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: of education for these kids. And then they come out
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: the other day they say week six hundred million dollars
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: in the educational deficits. What the heaven? If you know
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: what I'm really I'm really more interested in how you cuss. Really,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I like your style of cussing. What the heaven? Okay,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: so you're mad. You're mad at the at the at
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: the Chicago school sister schools, public school, so they don't
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: value the cheering you six hundred million dollars, but you
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: drive around in Cadillacs and Dean's and a dog on
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: President White get escort. What the fudge? I need you
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: to really express that g in that you're listening Steve
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, Steve, come on, this is gonna be interesting.
• 31:29
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  Speaker 1: the streets, Steve, see what the people are talking about.
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• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Who is the biggest liar in your family? Myself?
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Who's the biggest liar in your family? My dad? Who's
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: the biggest liar in your family? Who in my family?
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: You know, we are a godly family. You gotta have one.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: We have adulterers, thank you very much. Who's the biggest
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: liar in your family? Man got to be the pops
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: man never come get you. When he said he's gonna
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: get you, never give you the gift he say he's
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: gonna give you. You know that raised the top of
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  Speaker 1: the list. Still holding onto that pain. Huh man, who's
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: the biggest liar in your family? Show my mom? Your
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: mom is a big liar. Some of the lies your
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: mom is told? Who my father was? Whoa The question
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: of the day is, who is the biggest liar in
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: your family? My uncle and my mom, brother, my unt
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: my mom's sister, and I got a cousin. Ain't little
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: father lie lie for no reason? Who is the biggest
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: liar in your family? Who's the biggest liar in your family?
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: What does he lie about? And who's the biggest liar
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: in your family? Husband? Your husband lies a lot? What's
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: the last lie he told? I don't even know where
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: he is right now? Thank you all so much, real quick.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: What's the greatest morning show in the world, The Steve
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Thank you so much. She said, we're
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: a Christian family. We have a Yeah, that's last actually hurt.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Thank you man, Thank you street. You're talking man, and
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: uh my daddy. Yeah, it's gonna be a good bit
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: on the talk and my mom lied to me about
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: that too. That's a whole different story. But we're talking
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: about that another time. About who my daddy will. Yeah, yeah,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: the pain is still but that was never an issue
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: at out You slick man. What's the boss at our house?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Was never an issue? Which was the boss? Now my
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: mama was the boss, but he yeah, oh okay, yeah.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: What was the story you told the time Steve, when
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: you were in the bathtub or something and your dad
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: came in the bath. The daddy came in and used
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: the bathroom while I was taking the bath. I was
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: not huh. Came in, boy I got to go and
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: he started undressing and I was sitting there in the bathtub,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: a little love boats and stuff in them, starting to
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: get concerned. I said, well he ain't my daddy asked,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: naked and just hanging the clothes up on the back
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: of the dough. You know that's where I got it from.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I go to bath when you're really feel to go. Well,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: you there's a lot of freedom. You speaking everything but
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: your shoe for the for the traction, I understand it. Yeah,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: keep your shoot all that stuff up on the wall.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: And he just started, man and all I couldn't take it.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I was trying to get lower and lower down in
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: the water. Water starting to cool off here, and they're
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: just reading and grunting, and it started getting a little
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: fouled in there. So I tried to go down lower
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: and keep the bubbles around my nose to block it.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Then the bubbles got in my nose and I was
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: actually drowning in six inches of water. That was a
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: horrible day for me, and my brothers was laughing. They asked,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: of course, I know Daddy ain't sitting up in there
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: man using the bathroom Stephen that day water. Daddy can't
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: win it that day, didn't he? Men brought it, brought it,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: brought to pay. Taught me a lot, though. What's up?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: After that? I locked the bath room doing act like
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I can't hear because there was only one bath one bathroom.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Everybody's house had one bathroom bath. Yeah, but it worked,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: and you took a bathroom by yourself. Man, y'all have money. Rest.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: I was just visualizing him and the top by well,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I was a tall boy, so wouldn't who else is
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: gonna get in there? Well, I mean and my cousin.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: We had to take a bath together and then saved
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: that water. Don't you think water, don't you pull? We
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: had to do that to stand the second. But that's what.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: But then what my mom and then would do would
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: put some bubbles in there and switch it around. You
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: couldn't see it was cloudy. Remember that film with the
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: on the top stead That ain't never bothered me though,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: yeah I didn't film didn't bother the cloudy water, the
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: cloudy water and your daddy in there. And that was
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: another thing. And don't know, I learned to when they
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: told me to stay out of his old spice, and
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I got into that old spice naked one day. It
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: was splashing on my hands and got something on my
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: little jewels, yea, on my little chesting them chesting him
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: spice on and I didn't know what it was, so
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I was bad froom. And it started off with a
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: with a slight whimper, lay up like that, and then
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: it gets into it and then it then it started
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: to and then after a while it was you. I
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: had old spots on my jewels, old spice on the jewels.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show, Ladies and gentlemen,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: without further ado, I wish I wasn't here, but I am.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for him. Good morning,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: every wine, Stephen, Tommy, Shirley, carlt when you're good morning, Jay,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown, Um and Thomas smiles. Good morning to all
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: of you. Are okay? So today it's about me, Um,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I just want to put it out there, and I'm
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: really directing this. You know what I'm talking about. Apparently
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I'm directing to say you, Eugene Antoine Ferguson is seeking
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: management and I thought that you would be a very
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: very good candidate to manage my career because it seems
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: like the the acting is really going well and they
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: want me to do the rest of the tour starting
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: in September, and I just I just want to negotiate
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: my money away from Tommy's money, and I think you
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: would be the person to help me. Who who? Surely? Yeah?
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Because if I ask you, you're just you're just gonna
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: you always crumble me. You don't talk to crumble me.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Crumble you. Yeah you didn't. You know, I can't. I'm busy. Yeah,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: but do it. Thank you so much, Charlie. So I
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: just want us to get together and get a good
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: amount of money to ask for for what I'm getting
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: ready to do, because I have been stealing the show
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: and I haven't been getting paid for it. Tommy makes
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: the money and I haven't been making anything. What do
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: you just want to I just want to point out
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: one thing though. Before we signed contracts and everything, I
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: haven't seen the play yet. But Jay saw it and
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: he said that. Well, I mean he got angry at
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: me the first time. I said, I don't go ahead. Well,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: I think everybody knows at this point, Jay is just
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: on Tommy's side, and I realized that, you know, he
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  Speaker 1: put in an application with the employment agency about looking
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  Speaker 1: for some work as far as being a lifeguard for
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  Speaker 1: the summer this coming summer. Oh yeah it okay. Have
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  Speaker 1: you had much experience being a lifeguard? Yeah, I've been
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  Speaker 1: doing this for a while now, back since I was
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  Speaker 1: like eighteen I got my CPR certification. I've had as
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  Speaker 1: So I'm good. I'm good at what I do. I
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  Speaker 1: You're you're in college right now. I'm studying to what
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  Speaker 1: a r N. And I see that's what I do.
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  Speaker 1: I love helping people, so like being a lifeguard. That
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  Speaker 1: It's very good, very good. Well, I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: I've looked over your application and I've checked everything out thoroughly,
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• 47:52
  Speaker 1: don't know if you're familiar with it, but public pool
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  Speaker 1: it's actually in uh in subdivision. There's two pools there.
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  Speaker 1: Are you familiar work? I'm familiar with that. They're they're okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: there's actually in the back of there's a gated community
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  Speaker 1: want to start actually on May one, and we want
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  Speaker 1: to go all the way to UH probably the last
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna actually hire some some more college students for
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: for Saturday and Sunday. What do you say, Oh, I say, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that sounds great weekends off. Yeah, exactly. Now we start
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  Speaker 1: off from we want you from twelve to six. There's
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  Speaker 1: actually classes that take place from ten to twelve, but
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  Speaker 1: from twelve to six, it's open to the entire community,
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  Speaker 1: and we want you to be the lifeguard there that
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  Speaker 1: the job actually pays twenty five dollars an hour. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: you would be our head lifeguard and um, we would
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  Speaker 1: we would want you to be there from you know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean if you start at twelve, we'd actually like
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  Speaker 1: you to get there around eleven thirty, you know, just
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  Speaker 1: sure the other lifeguards get there on time, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: we'll go from there. I carry there's only one catch
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  Speaker 1: that that actually comes along with this job that you
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: definitely have to uh uh do and carry out as
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: far as your duties are concerned. We want you to
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  Speaker 1: work in additional uh four hours from six to ten
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: at night. But it's gonna pay you fifty dollars per hour,
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  Speaker 1: so you'll make an extra two dollars. How do you
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: feel about that? Man? I feel good. I mean, with
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  Speaker 1: the recession and everything, I can use that money right now,
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  Speaker 1: especially during the summertime. Okay, now here's the deal. This
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: is in a gated community, like I told you before,
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  Speaker 1: but also it's gonna be adults at night, and they
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: are actually gonna be swimming nude. Yeah, they're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: swimming nude. And what they asked is if they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be swimming nude, they want to make sure that the
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  Speaker 1: lifeguard that's protecting them is gonna be nude as well. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a certified lifeguard um CPR certified. I'm a student.
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  Speaker 1: I've had other jobs, but nudity wasn't on my resume
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  Speaker 1: and and and I understand that wholeheartedly. But we're talking
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  Speaker 1: about you possibly making seventeen hundred fifty dollars a week.
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  Speaker 1: How do you feel about seventeen hundred fifty a week
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  Speaker 1: for your nursing school. I'm sure that'll that will definitely
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  Speaker 1: pay for it throughout the entire summer. That should be
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  Speaker 1: a big help, shouldn't it. Yeah? It would, But I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, are are you are you how do you
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  Speaker 1: feel about trying it for a few weeks and then
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  Speaker 1: you know, how do you feel about that? I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: But I mean you're gonna watch over some adults who
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  Speaker 1: who are actually just gonna be nude in the pool,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: and you're nude as well up on the big chair
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: that overwatches everybody. Seventeen seventeen fifty carry. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think I'm gonna be able to do that, seventeen cary.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: We're talking about four hours of you being nude along
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  Speaker 1: with some other people that are already knew. So, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what's the big deal? You know? What we need you
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: to do is come down. We're gonna do some drills,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: some lifeguard drills to make sure that you're definitely qualified.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: But we're gonna make sure that when you do those,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: you gotta be naked as well. Okay, what what? Why
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: would I have to do some drills naked? I'm radio
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: lifeguard to dry and understand all that. But in order
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: we we for for our particular property, we gotta make
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  Speaker 1: sure that you're actually prepared and ready. You know stand Well,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: that's the way it is, Carrott. We need you to
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: come down and do some drills. It's not gonna take along.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Probably about a half hour. You come down, you get undressed,
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: you get in the pool, and we make sure that
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  Speaker 1: you're qualified um to swim, nude, to handle to saving
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: somebody's life nude. It's the whole nine yards. But what
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, what if my family come to that? You know?
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Carry I you know, I can't go back and forth
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  Speaker 1: with you. I can't now. I know you you you
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  Speaker 1: you know. I looked at your resume, I looked at
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: what you were doing and what you're pursuing in life,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought this would be a great opportunity for you.
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  Speaker 1: But I can't be here. I mean, I can't do
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  Speaker 1: that to my family. You can know. No, wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: hang on a second. Now, you can't tell me you
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  Speaker 1: can't do it now? Oh yes, yes I can't. You
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: get your down here in the morning so I can
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: get these drills done. And I want you naked when
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: you get here and getting this pool. You understand me,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Who the hell do you think you're talking to? Are
• 52:42
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  Speaker 1: resources hiring tip, You're new tip and me I don't
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  Speaker 1: have to cut him down there, but I want to
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  Speaker 1: come down there. You gotta bring you take. Get out
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  Speaker 1: here tomorrow and get in this pool and do the drill.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think you're talking too I'm talking to you.
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  Speaker 1: interest of gaining. Now I've been hearing rumors that he's
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: been telling people that I'm running him down, when this
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  Speaker 1: is not true. There were a couple of times when
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  Speaker 1: I tried ending it and he asked me back, what
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: should I believe? I'm so confused. I'm confused too with
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: this entire letter. I'm confused while you're still in this relationship,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm confused about. And where is this relationship going?
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  Speaker 1: Six years you've been in this and you've been through
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: cheating that resulted in a baby. Now you say he's
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: cheating again. I just got to ask you, why are
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  Speaker 1: you letting this man and treat you like this? He's
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  Speaker 1: doing whatever he wants to do and you've just been
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  Speaker 1: there taking it for the last six years. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: don't you see that you he his mother is not
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: the problem here. Uh. Really, his mother is doing you
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  Speaker 1: a favor. You should take her advice. Get out of
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: this relationship with this man, period. Steve, Wow man, Um,
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  Speaker 1: this to me is a clear cut letter about a
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  Speaker 1: mama's boy. This is a letter about a mama's boy
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  Speaker 1: that you've fallen in love with and it's not working. Uh,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: you say, Steve, I want your advice. You want to
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: advice from somebody. Uh that's no interest of gaining it. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: So here it is. First of all, you've been in
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  Speaker 1: a relationship like Shirley safe for six years. Where is
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: this going? Secondly, he started cheating on you three years ago.
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  Speaker 1: He had a child with that girl, and now he's
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: cheating again. Uh, what is this relationship that you are have? Well?
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  Speaker 1: What is it called? What? What title do you have
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: from it? You know, I don't I don't know what
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: you call this? Right here? You're in a relationship he's not.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: See lady ladies missed that. Sometimes sometimes you're in a
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: more of a committed relationship than the guy is. Sometimes
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: just sometimes you know, and then sometimes things happen. I'll
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: just tell your goals both ways, so you know you
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: could have that. Um. Then, uh, you thought that you
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: had a problem with her mama because she's trying to
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: take you're trying to take her son from her. That's
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: a mama's boy. I wrote him a letter while back
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: telling to him that here's a problem in your letter,
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  Speaker 1: I need him to be a man. Well, if he
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: don't want to be a man, you're needing someone to
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  Speaker 1: be a man who don't want to be a man yet,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: or it's not a man yet, you know, maybe he's
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: just not developed there yet. Then you say someone you
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: can rely on the man I need to head our household. Well,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: let me tell you what happens. Even if you marry
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: this boy right now, this mama's boy, he's not gonna
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  Speaker 1: head the household. His mother is gonna be the head
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  Speaker 1: of y'all's household. And you can ask any woman that's
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: married to a mama's boy if that ain't how it works.
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  Speaker 1: So what you're really asking this boy to do is
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: be a man he's not ready to be. And then
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: you want him to head up you all's household because
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: that's your dream one day of having a man to
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: head up the household. But if you marry mama's boy,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: the mother is actually gonna become the head of your household,
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  Speaker 1: and you're gonna be forever pissed at him and her,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: and your life is gonna be a miserable situation. I
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: give you more when we come back. But in this letter,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: you say, now, he's telling me that he wants to
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: marry me, but he's just not ready for it, making
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: excuses about work and money and different stuff. Okay, I
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: think you have your own answer right here, but I
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: give you more when we come back. You're listening, Steve, alright, Steve,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: come on, Uh, this woman writes his letter entitled Cheating Boyfriend. Well,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: you're a cheating boyfriend and there's a mama's boy. You
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: got a couple of problems. Your man is cheating on you.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: That's a problem, and he's a mama's boy, which I
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: can't even tell you the problems it's gonna lead into.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: But you're already running into him. She's spreading rumors about you.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: She read your letter that you read to him. Most mothers.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: If a woman writes a letter to her son that's
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: private information, she won't read it. She reads it and
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: then starts taking matters into her own hands. Got the
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: other girl coming over to the house telling you to
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: stay out of their way, or the other boy and
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: the other girl. So not a mama know he cheating,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: she's condoning it. He ain't stopping. He's doing everything but
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: stopping cheating. There's nothing in your letter says that. Then
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: you get to this part where he says, now he's
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: telling me that he wants to marry me, but he's
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: not ready for it, making excuses about work and any
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: and different stuff. Excuse me, you're gonna marry a man
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: who ain't working, who makes excuse about working. Look, I
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: got if a guy been in trouble and he got
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: a felony record and it's hard for him to find work.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: But this duet is making excuses for not working. He
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: don't want to work, he ain't got no money, and
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: undifferent stuff. Ain't no telling what else the excuses are
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: coming in. He says he wants to marry you. If
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: you marry this boy right here, you're going to make
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: a huge mistake with your life. Now here's the problem
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: that one of the number one problems for women. This
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: next line. Now, I've been with him through thick and thin,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: despite that, everyone advises me to leave him. See your
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: problem is now you've got this six years invested, and
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: women always do that, you always you always look one
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: of your biggest mistakes is you've put this time in
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: and you don't want to sit it in a waste. Well,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: let me turn you onto something. The real waste is
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: to continue what you know is not good for you. See, Okay, Look,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: everybody makes mistakes. So you put six years in thinking
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: it was gonna turn around, and it didn't. That's a mistake.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: A lot of people make that. Who hasn't done it.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I've done it. Everybody's done it. But once you realize
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: something is not good for you, Once you realize when
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: you've gotten all the evidency in and the change that
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: you're waiting on never comes, and you continue to stay
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: in it, that from that moment on is when you're
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: wasting time. Because right so, do not continue to waste
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: time now that you know it's bad for you. Get out.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Um the latest spreading rumors telling people, and then you
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: start hearing rumors that he's telling people that I'm running
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: him down. This is not true. Why is he talking
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: to other people about you? What kind of no man
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: does this? None of my friends come to talking about
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: how they wives ain't this or that that. Real men
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: just don't do that with they boys. Man, I'm struggling, man,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: my girl tripping? Man, she she found this on me
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: or something like that. We'll say that, but what we
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna say is, man, my girl, my girl, ain't
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: this Michael. We don't go that to our friends. Hey, man,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: you you need to get away from this because this
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: man ain't ready. You said he's not ready. He's not ready.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: He's a mama's boy. He ain't working, he don't want
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: to be a man. He got other women. All right, Steve,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: we have to go. We do email us or Instagram.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: That's your thoughts on today's letter at my girls? Surely okay,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: switching gears now, Steve, You're always great. You're great at
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: giving advice. Um, how would you handle things when you
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: run into an X when who broke your heart? Okay?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Should you tell them off? Should you act like it
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: didn't matter? You know what's the smarter move and which
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: is more satisfying? What you say? Well, I have run
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: up into an extra. She didn't break my heart, but
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: and she tried to run up into it, but it
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: was a mailbox in the way. She drove up on
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: the curve mail box, she hit the mailbox and I
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: heard the car. Yeah, that was an attempted murder. I've
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: you know, the ones that broke my heart was younger,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: you know, and never got over in that Bibbs Patricia
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: turn up at an owner Patricia ride. Oh, man, that
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: one hurt me. Man, that hurt me. Prom girl couldn't
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: go promise. Older boy friend took her in his car. Yeah,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: dating this girl phone playing somewhere oh grown mass oh
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: old growing? Yeah, So you know it's just I had
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: to shake that off. Just now there her and that bills.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: I was able to get her back. She wanted to
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: have coffee one night after showing Cleveland, after she told
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: hold this one. She told me, did you know you
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: never heard this? I asked her to go to the
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Junior problem with me in the ninth grade. She told me,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go nowhere with you because I
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: don't like your facial features. I ain't got nothing. I
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: think you just all right with you. Don't like none
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: of my facial features, my eyes, I've always had problem
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: with these little I got there but my nose, my cheeks. No,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: I don't like your facial features. Yeah, she was keeping yeah.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: So so day she crushed you. I don't like your
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: facial features. I was turning. I want what the hell
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I got to do? Well? I can't do nothing by
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: none of that. So years laid out performing in Cleveland,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Cleveland convicious and a soul out. My daddy was down.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: You sold it out, man. She came up to me
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: after the show. I knew who she was. She still
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: looked the same, say this isn't THETT How are you
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: you don't remember me? I said, yeah, I remember. How
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: are you doing I'm good about yourself. Oh, I'm doing wonderful,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: I said, you're married now, No, I got a divorce,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: so wow, are you still looking nice? And I'll go
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: to the cham. I try to eat right and take
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: care of myself. Great. She said, would you would you
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: like to go out and get a drink? I said,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: I don't drink. Okay, how about a tea or something?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Now I don't. I don't drink tea coffee. I said, no,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: I want the coffee. She said, wow, So you just
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: can't go out to me. You don't. You don't drink anything.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: You wanta grab bite tet, I don't eat. I just
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: don't want you going out with me having to look
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: at my damn facial features. Oh yeah, you didn't forget
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: none of that at thirty eight. Yep, that I am
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: it right back by my own lad Yeah, yeah, I
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: just eat my own or Glass said, if then, have
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: you WinCE? And why are you looking at me? You're
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: listening to all and everybody. We're back coming up next.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Huh J Man in the streets, Yes, a man in
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: the street. And sometimes we talk about things like we
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: talked about it up here with the ladies and the
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: questioning what I'm doing. Okay, that's what I'm doing. Hey, man,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: you know what I don't like about you? Say? You
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: know see even shut down from t get attitude. Setups
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: be extensive. Yeah, you're paid, You have short you have
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: short page. You know what? Everything? Yeah? Everything? What I
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: don't know the question I'm trying to I'm trying to
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: ask the question. The question I asked a couple of
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: weeks ago, was who was the white man that you
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: had a crush on? Who's the white man you would
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: give it up? To give it up to a question?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: It's a two different things both. I want both of
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: them because that's what I said in the street. I
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: have a crush on Brad Pitt. I mean it's always
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: been be Brad Pitt. How about Brad and Matthew McConaughey,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Brad Pitt, I love yes. Wow. Okay, well we took
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: it to the streets. See what the people say. Here
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: we go, man in the street. I'm Steve Harry Morning Show.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: All right, everybody, Jonathan Brown with the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: The question is who is the white man that can
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: get it? Who's the white man you can get How
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: about you who's the white guy you like to hear?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Who's the white man you like? Who's the white man
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: you like to get with? Justin Timberland, h Brown, Steve
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Harry Morning Show. Who's your white man? Cruck, Benjamin Franklin,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Benjamin Franklin. That's a good one. I like that. Who's
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: the sexiest white man? You know? Who's the sexiest white man?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: Who is the sexiest white man? Unit? Michael Jackson? Alright,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: I like that. Who is sexiest white man? You know?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Can get it? Yes, all the time. Who's the sexte Robert?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: He's the sexiest white man? You know? Matthew Roger, who's
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: the actually a white man? You know he can get it.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Who's the sexist white man? You know? Hugh Jackman, who's
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: the sexiest white man? You know he can get it? Yeah,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Jonathan Brown, Steve Harper Morning Show. Who is the sexiest
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: white man? You know? Mark Walbarn, How you know who's
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: the sexist white man? Sean Connery, Sean Conrey, James Barn,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Miss Money Pain, how about you? Jason Brown, Steve harperd
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. The question is who is the white man
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: you give it up to? Who's the white man you
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: give it up to Charlie. Who's the sexiest white man?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Damn man, damn all right, he can get it. Who's
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: the white man you give it up? Who's the light
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: skin man? You give it up? All right? Who's the
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: sexist white man? You know? Who's the white man that
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: can get it? Bronson, thank you so much. That's your boy,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony round for the Steve bobbit on it. Joe
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Man in the street, thank you. Yeah that was good. David, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: no been Ben Who my friend? What's money? She's my money?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: One lady said nothing subject those are funny. I love
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: the man on the street say from the show Man?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh right. Now it's not hands down, she's
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: not as fine as she used to be because she's
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: gotten maybe up in age. But I still's what I'm saying.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I like what I like. Okay,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: now you're gonna judge me, you're gonna ask me a
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: quick didn't then judge me? And you all talk about
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: me with Morgan Freeman because she is funny to this day.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: If she ever just had to break me up, I
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: take that today. What did you say? I don't even
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: know who that is you don't who's your Steve? Who's yours?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: I don't by myself? Who was from Phillish? Yeah, she's
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: the walking She's the walking star. She walking, So she
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: was dancing with the star. Yeah she was. Yeah, who's
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: your Steve? You that one? Oh yeah, let's hear from
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Junior one Jessica album. Yeah, okay, that's a good one.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Oh man, she's rich to Yeah, I can't go that
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: far back, all right, the one we've all been waiting for.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: Come on, agnew small head, which Mammy? Which Mama? I
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: understand you like what you guys, You better understand better
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  Speaker 1: not ever say anything green one on with that clearage
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  Speaker 1: down and that and that Eyeline the man and that
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  Speaker 1: star that star be with kids. Don't even know about
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: the kids. You have to know which they missed? Be
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: which I'm trying the greatest TV shows ever her like
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  Speaker 1: what my time? I say, proud smohill be witch Mama.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm talking about? Right the right? You can fill
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: him Junior yea, she tell you all Steve, you like
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: my name and everything? Mama what I'm TALMANA. You didn't
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: like Samantha Bewitch you like? Yeah, like Samantha because she
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: was a witch and she could twitch I know, but
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: she could twitch her No, Mama show was on. That
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: is funny, real dress on. All I have to say
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: is you too. Don't ever say anything to me about
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: Morgan Freeman ever again. Ever, Mama, Mama put the moment
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: at the end. Though. All right, I just have this
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: story for you, Steve. You're listening to Steven Show. All right, first,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: you want to be first, you want to be first?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Come on. Yeah, I have a very important question. And
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: since it's so new and so personal, excuse me. Excuse
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: what I do is I point at It's like a
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  Speaker 1: press comfort Go ahead, new Man. Okay, thank you very much,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Mr Harvy, Thank you very much for allowing me to
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: ask a question. Thank you for your graciousness allowing me
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: to ask you a question, to be in the same
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: presence of the question. Though I'm trying to I just
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: want to get all this out. Yeah, So my question
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: is so serious that what I'm gonna do is I
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: want to get Timmy to ask it. Okay, how about that?
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: So tim tim of has my question, I'm through. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: that's exactly how go ahead, and yeah, Mr CEO, there
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: was an email sent out about no cussing uh here
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: at the job. But it seemed like, CEO, you've been
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: doing a lot of custom. It seems like you're contradicting
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: what you're telling us to not do, but you're doing
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: it yourself. No, I ain't contradicted nothing. Y'all can't cuss.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: You bet not cuss, or you won't have a job.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: I can't about to fry me. Next question question, That
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: was his question, yea, Mr CEO, Mr CEO, Yeah, I
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: just want to know it summertime coming along, vacation season
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: is starting up, and have you changed your mind your
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: policy on the no vacation uh stance that you've had
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: in the past, considering the memo that's floating around. Memo,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: first of all, is not floating around. The memo was
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: leaked by a discruntial employee that ain't working in l A.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: That's what that was. Now, as far as your vacation goal,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: submit your vacations and then I needed time frame that
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: you want to have a vacation and I determine whether
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: you're going or not. Wait a minute, huh, but you
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: know we're all old vacation. I mean that's part of
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: no no no, no, no, no. What you old is
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: your check and that's what you get. You're not old
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: of vacation. Your request of vacation. And if too many
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: requests is on the same day, somebody ain't going well, sir,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: the problem is that you have all the vacation days
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: when you want to go somewhere. Yeah, well, well, well
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: it look like you need to get your own company.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Then don't gosh, we're never going to vacation. Next question here,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: So if you can't go on vacations, so the option
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: is get your own company. That's the option question or
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: we're stuck here. Next but I'm not going to have
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: it's just up rising squashing now, next question, come one. Okay,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: So we would like to talk to you before we
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: actually go on the air. Run some ideas by you.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: You know, we send you emails and text messages and
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: you don't answer. So how are we supposed to get
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: these ideas and creativity going for the shop? Well, you
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: ain't supposed to see why would I do show PRIP
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: when I'm already great? Oh yeah, Mr CEO? Next question
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, a little man. Uh, you said that we
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: have to make an appointment to speak with you. But
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: we have to make an appointment with you. Who do
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: we make the appointment with you? I don't get one.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Not talk to me. Next question, make me understand that
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: it's been broken my attention that you're doing some cutbacks.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: You've taken everybody's computer and replaced it with pen and paper. Uh.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: How are we supposed to look up different things and
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: find out what's going on in the world? You took
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: our computer? Well, the computers just cutting the cut back.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: The pee in the paper is old school. M h okay,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: what's your problem? Well, I can't google nothing. I can't
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: see your work. Young people today you always want to
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: google something, learn something. Go down to the library, find
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: a card catalog, look up the book, get on go
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: see if the book is down. Do it the way
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't. If you don't want the job, move on,
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: seal steal your new man. Yes, the question do you
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: like us? That's obvious. Next, let's see let's see what's
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: going on? Okay, it's sureless Strawberry with the Morning Show. Um, okay,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: there several requests have there have been several requestments to
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: CEO for interviews. Uh. In light of this, Uh, I
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: hate to keep bringing up but this memo that's out
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: here from you, and they no one can reach you.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: So consequently we get the Texas, we get the emails,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: we get the calls. What are we supposed to say?
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: Deal with it? Deal with it, deal with it. I'm
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: dealing with it. You deal with it. Support your CEO.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: We do. We're exhausted, you exhaust you. I got farted
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: for energy requests from c and all the way down
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: the radio dot online. You're a meal as exhausted as me.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out how the memo got to
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: be such a big issue. We got North Korea blowing
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: up bombs over that closure Russia, we got a president
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: and find Kobe. You're sitting up in here. You don't
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: know what's faster talking about. We got a whole world
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: of chaos over here. The Republicans don't like the Democrats,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: and Democrats don't like the Republicans. Bernie Sanders over that
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out what the hell are he gonna
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: do if he's gonna be here in four years to
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: make difference. All of this is going on, is somebody
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: worried about, Oh damn imo from man, that would be me.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: Deal with it. Tenny's coming up with a new segment.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. Uh, come on, Junior,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: Ain't no way what you got. This is just a
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: series of crazy stories. So maybe true, some may not be,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: but it makes you think though. For instance, the first
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: story we have here is woman arrested for training squirrels
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: to attack her ex boyfriend. That's that's gotta be a lack.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: I'm telling dog, is actually true, Dog, It's actually true.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: A woman did train twenty two fifty squirrels to attack
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: her boyfriend. He was attacking us get his nuts. But
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: the training process, though, she just he actually lost two
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: fingers and one up. She was arrested. Man, he said
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: he did knew something was up because every time you
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: pull up and he was attacked over a dozen times.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: Ain't no way. You got to be kidding me. All right,
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: here's another death row inmate eats entire Bible as his
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: last meal. What did you do to eat? The word?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: I mean meeting potatoes. Ain't gonna go out with you.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: You got jump three sixteen and your stomach is hell.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: What you're doing? You ain't the whole world? Well, you though,
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: what you think? That's a lie. I think that Yeah, yeah,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: that one was made. Okay, you cannot eat the whole
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: by what I mean? The new test of itself is
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: over thirteen hundred pages. You're not gonna eat that much.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: You don't know what you can do your Yeah, well
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: you got you got a point that uncle, your last meal.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: You know you gotta send them far away to go
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: get something like the last meal. I'm eating slow and
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: I'm ordering rice one at a time. I'm coming, I'm coming,
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: I'm getting finished. Ye wrote thirty thousand to rice and
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: handle to my balls, one at a time, taking your time,
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: all right? And finally it is man. Did a nineteen
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: fifties TV episode feature a character named Trump who for
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: to build a wall to protect people? No, no, what
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: can't be two of them? Yeah, well it's actually true.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: It's an episode of the ninety fifties Western TV series
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: called track Down feature the snake old salesman named Trump
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: who promised to build a wall in order to prevent
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: the end of the world. Take a listen, if you
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: think a lad, I bring you a message, a message
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: few of you will be able to believe. And you
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: heard I heard your name is Trump? Stealing is stealing.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: What do you do with a gun or a mouthful
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: of meli words. I don't intend to sit here and
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: be in selted shaff. If you all people don't want
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: my help, I can go else. Wait a minute, Mr Trump,
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: you don't talk for the rest of us. You hear
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: about Trump the people who were ready to believe like sheep,
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: they ran toward the slaughterhouse, and waiting for them was
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: the high priest of fraud and the only one, just me.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: I can build a wall around your homes that nothing
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: will penetrate. What do we do? How do we save ourselves?
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: You ask? How do you build that wall? You ask?
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: And I'm here to tell you you're a liar Trump.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: The last part is right. That's amazing. Ain't no j
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: a great bits buddy? Ain't you couldn't believe that I
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: came in? Did this sound like I was happening today?
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: Especially you asked me, I'm gonna build the wall. I'll
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: tell you, but I ain't told nobody. Ain't no man.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. I was shocked when I listened to it,
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: because it soundlight is actually happening. R. Junior, I'm shocked,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: And gentlemen, put your hands together, Junior has come up
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: with a killer bit jip Steve Harden Martin Show Fire.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harty Morning Show. Well, Memorial Day
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: weekend is right around the corner people, And yeah, you
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: can officially wear white. Officially were white now after memorials
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: an old that I don't know about that a memorial
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: It ain't at the memorial walk around. Well. According to
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: Triple A, thirty nine point three million people will travel
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: fifty miles or more away from home next weekend, which
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: translates to the highest volume of travel since two thousand five.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: Thirty four point six million Americans will drive to their
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: destinations and increase of two point four per cent, while
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: another two point nine million will be flying, which is
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: a five point five percent increase over last year. No, Orlando,
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: Florida is the most popular destination for Memorial Day travel,
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: followed by I didn't know this Rome and London. Okay
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: A yeah, so I know from Orlando to Rome and London? Right, yes,
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: all right? So anybody traveling on Memorial Day weekend? Yes,
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: I'm Junior. Yeah, there you going, JR. I'm going. I'm
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: going to Houston, man. My grandmother's a seventy Field Firth
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: Day A great way to sell it. It's gonna be
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: what it's gonna be. It's gonna be old. Some old
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: people over there for brown what like what like forties
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: and fifties. No, No, my grandmother got a she got
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: a group of friends. France is old. You know, a
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: bunch of them. You know they will be hitting on
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: me too. So I got great. What did What did
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: they say when you pull up? That? Is that your
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: fine little grands right? Miss Hervey laugh and everything? Now,
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: but don't get some of that will money stuff play?
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: What do they do with you? Yeah, you don't get
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: the music out there and everything in fact, y'all don't
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: have to pick hide up, you know. But they touch
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: on Ye. I've been blessed by old woman before. The
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing wrong with you. She too old, go to jail.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: I can't report it, man, I can't report her. So
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: you're sitting on her lap. Pull you right on down,
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: strong too, she's strong to be eighty two, yeah her
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: eighty two. Yeah, she touched places. She touched places touch No,
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: you know, they grabbed like behind. They're gonna don't get
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: all that. I'll be at I'll be that grand I'll
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: be there smelling like white diamond. You can tell who
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: pulled up at the part about the smell. Oh, that's
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: Henry Henry Hill were smelling. Who is like being gay?
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: Are there any of them there that are you know,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: like kind of cute? Yea, she has ms gladys, ms gladys.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: You could tell she used to be nice back in
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: the day. She had the shape. She's the only one
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: that's old, still got her shape. Hey, y'all coming up,
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: We got time for just one more thing. You're listening, Steve,
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: We're here for just time for just one more thing.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: I want to invite all of you out to the
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: Lovely and it's filling up to man, there's some nice
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: people gonna be out there. Ladies, girls together, come out
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: in the group. Have yourself for ladies, d standing sold peaces.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: So let's get yourself for boys. We can come on
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: out there and smoke cigars and gambles, sitting around at
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: a dope pool and look at them waitresses and going
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: out to the casino man and start gambling a little bit.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: Place yourself some golf man. Just lay on the beach
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: with the fellas talking trash, getting yourself some you know,
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: quality drinks in and quality food and making the boys.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: We can making the girls weekend. You never know would
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: be nine out there. It's called the Sand and Sold Festival.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: Salt and Pepple, Keep Sweat, the one and only new
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: edition will be performing a comedy show with Kia and
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: Earthquake in it. Sheryl Underwood gonna be there. It's just
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: gonna be all fool time right there. Uh that will
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: be no seminar. Come on, just getting ready to ask
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: damn thing. Eat, lay round the pool, Eat on the beach,
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: drink walk the beach, can roast party, go to sleep,
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: wake up, do it again. Sand and Soul Festival dot com.
• 1:36:09
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• 1:36:12
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• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: the Lattic's Paradise. Five hotels to choose from, beaches, gorgeous
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: swimming pool, a lazy river that I've gone on five
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: times in one day, cigars, gambling, shopping, plenty of restaurants
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: and during the day. You got options. You can go
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: to the casino in the day if you want to,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: you can wait tonight. You can go shopping in the daytime.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: You can go to the island of Nassau. It's beautiful
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: over there. You can go down to the fish market.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: They got everything down there. You can stay on the property,
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: which I do, except and go play golf. You can
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: go get it all done. And I am telling you, folks,
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: it is an incredible facility. The Lazy River, the water slides,
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: the out the park, the pools, the variety of pools
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: they're all of. Don't pull over at the cove, the
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: waitresses at the cove that I don't gambleing at the cove.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: Oh love the golf coach, Ocean Paradise, golf courts. One
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: of my favorites. Folks. They've got it all. Sad and
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: Soul Festival October six through the ninth, eating, drinking and chilling.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: Everybody gonna be down. All you gotta do is go
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: to Saying and Sould Festival dot com and look it up. Man,
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a great event. Okay, Well, how do
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: we dress at night at the casino in the Bahamas.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: I don't give it, damn you. We'll be touched up
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: and everything going through linen, A lot of linen, linen, Linen.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: His name whenever I gamble, I have a rude I
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: wear a jacket when I gamble. That's just me, you know,
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: that's the rat pack in me. Huh, all right, okay
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: tell me David j Yeah, leaving all my money getting no,
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: not at all. A little bit phone. No, no, they
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: had biscuits in the machine. I do it. If something
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: is or something seminars No, no seminars be no seminar.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: If you know seminar, how are you gonna learn stuff? Steve,
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: you have a seminar, you get down there. I like
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: that answer. I like that answer, Stave Harvey. Alright, so
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: we're gonna shut it down. Shut the site down. Sand
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: and Soul Festival dot com go today. It's October six
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: through the ninth. We want to see you there. We
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: will be there. If you're coming for seminars or to
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: learn something that it's not for you know, it's not.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: If you watch us, we teach you how to be
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: unsuccessful watching. Don't forget Sand and Soul packages are now
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: going really really well. We are waiting on you though.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: We don't want you to miss the great event of
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: the year. For the morning show, and you could do
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: your you can put your order in and still make
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: payments on it. So it's October six through the ninth. Uh,
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be really great. Uh, it's gonna do the
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Paradise party. DJ Kid Capri is hosting that.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be strong Man Tar Capri boy. Come on,
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, I'm bound to meet somebody on
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: this island. Yeah, yeah, that's gonna be great. I was
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: wondering what I was after trying to look up the
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: packages so I can give your idea of what it calls.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: So we'll have to at peace that together. Keep going. Yeah,
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: you're gonna find you one. I got to Tommy. I'm
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: having singles meetings at the bars at noon every day.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: Somebody got what what you're looking for? Those that's what
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: he's looking for. You know what? You know you always
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: got the rain on my parade. That's what I'm looking for.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: Y'all here, let me give yourself cause y'all remember I'm
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: sick at him. Listen to me. Uh. The Beach Tower
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: is sold out, So we got the Beach Tower double occupancy.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: They're gone, but they've got some triple occupancy available and
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: quad occupancy. But the Coral Tower is available. The Royal
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: Tower is available, The Royal Tower Preferred is available. Let
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: me going down there. We got the Royal studios are available,
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: the coves are available. That's why I usually stay at
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: the great event of the year for the morning show
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: is the saying. The Soul Festival is at the Atlanti's
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: Hotel in beautiful Nassau, Bahamas. You have five hotels to
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 1: choose from fourteen events to a tend three days and nights.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: So everything comes in the package once you buy the package.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: And the beautiful thing is it's October six through the
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 1: ninth and it's gonna be really really great. Man you
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: are I don't want you all amiss one of the
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: great events and we are trying to teach you nothing.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: So it's October six through the ninth. Y'all have a
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 1: great weekend. God loves you. Don't forget to talk to him.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: He loves you. Here from