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Monday Sidepieces - 07.17.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all all
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  Speaker 1: soon looking back to back down, giving them back, just
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  Speaker 1: like the molding buck things. And it's tough to be true.
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  Speaker 1: Good to the hardy listening to me together for stolen Hoby,
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you joy? Yeah? Joy in period. You're doing me, honey.
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  Speaker 1: Say you gotta turn Yeah, You're going to you. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn you to turn love, turn you love. You
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  Speaker 1: got to turn out to turn the water the water
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  Speaker 1: go comy, come on your back. Uh huh. I show
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  Speaker 1: will a good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Yeah, do tickle me when I said,
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  Speaker 1: but I do like I say always. It just is
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  Speaker 1: a constant remind of of how good God has been,
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  Speaker 1: of all the things he's brought me through, all the
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  Speaker 1: challenges he's allowed me to overcome, all the times he's
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  Speaker 1: forgiven me, all the times he's allowed me to get
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  Speaker 1: it all wrong and turn around and get it right.
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  Speaker 1: And I still got a lot of challenges in front
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  Speaker 1: of me, still got a lot of changes. I probably
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  Speaker 1: need to make some of my question to you is
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  Speaker 1: what's stopping you from having the life that you want?
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  Speaker 1: What's stopping you from having the life that you want?
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  Speaker 1: I don't really know a person that doesn't want a
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  Speaker 1: good life for themselves or for their families. Now, I
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  Speaker 1: know a lot of people who have been beaten down
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  Speaker 1: by the process, who because of some mistakes and some setbacks,
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  Speaker 1: some mishaps, a set of circumstances. Uh, sometimes just life
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  Speaker 1: just deals them a hand of cards and and they
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  Speaker 1: just figure it's all defeat. I know a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people who have given up on achieving the life of
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  Speaker 1: their dreams, but I know they still want them if
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  Speaker 1: they could get to them, But they just allowed to
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  Speaker 1: settle for so many reasons. So who I'm talking to
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  Speaker 1: is you today, what's really stopping you from having the
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  Speaker 1: life that you want? What's really at the core of
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  Speaker 1: stopping you? What is that? Is it your friends or
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  Speaker 1: your associates. Is it the fear of what you think
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  Speaker 1: somebody else will think of you if you decide to change.
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  Speaker 1: Is it what I used to call the call of
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  Speaker 1: the wild? Is it the fact that you keep thinking
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  Speaker 1: that the thing that you're doing that's providing you these
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  Speaker 1: momentary moments of pleasure that really ain't really good or
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  Speaker 1: healthy for you. You don't want to stop doing that
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  Speaker 1: because you've got just a little bit more something else
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  Speaker 1: you want to do. I call that the call at
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  Speaker 1: a while. You know, it's just out there the streets
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  Speaker 1: is calling you. Them lights is calling you, you know them,
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  Speaker 1: girls is calling you them Guys that's on the wrong side,
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  Speaker 1: keep calling you. You can't seem to make a decision
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  Speaker 1: by the right guy. You keep picking the wrong guy
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  Speaker 1: all the time. What is it that stopping you from
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  Speaker 1: having the life that you really want to have? So
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  Speaker 1: whatever the reason you're choosing, that's the reason that's stopping
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  Speaker 1: you from having the life that you want to have,
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  Speaker 1: it's no good because at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 1: here's the real deal. See, God is available, and God
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  Speaker 1: is available for all of us, and God has a
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  Speaker 1: plan for all of u. And God wants the very
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  Speaker 1: best for all of us. That's the truth of the matter.
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  Speaker 1: So now what we're gonna do to get started having
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  Speaker 1: that life? First of all, if it's your friends, I
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  Speaker 1: want you to understand something. Your friends can't save you.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of your friends offer no real help for you.
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  Speaker 1: Most of your friends don't have the answer themselves. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's just a wide range of reasons, and misery love company.
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  Speaker 1: So usually when your friends are in a bad position,
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  Speaker 1: they kind of like company in that bad position. Your
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  Speaker 1: friends ain't going to church, You're gonna be their friend.
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  Speaker 1: They don't really want you to go to church. You know,
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  Speaker 1: your friends don't pray, so why would they offer up
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  Speaker 1: prayer as a solution to you. You know, your friends
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  Speaker 1: don't really really get the fact that if you treat
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  Speaker 1: people better, people would treat you better. So what's that?
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  Speaker 1: So your friends are a lot of times the reasons,
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  Speaker 1: you know, to peer pressure of what and then the
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  Speaker 1: thought in your mind of what they're gonna think once
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  Speaker 1: they find out I don't do what they do anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Who cares what they think other than you? I mean, really,
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  Speaker 1: you can't let what somebody thinks if you stop you
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  Speaker 1: from having the best life you wanted to have. If
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  Speaker 1: I went by that theory right there, I wouldn't I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't even be on this mic this morning. I would
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  Speaker 1: have never become a stand up I would have had
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  Speaker 1: I listened to the people around me who clearly told
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  Speaker 1: me when I quit my job to pursue this boy,
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  Speaker 1: don't you quit your job? You got a family, boy,
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  Speaker 1: don't you do this? You ain't got no bit dad,
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  Speaker 1: ain't ain't no security in that. Get yourself a job.
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  Speaker 1: Go down here and with your brother, go to work
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  Speaker 1: over here, go to I heard all of that. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't let that stop me from pursuing this. Why would
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  Speaker 1: you allow that to stop you from pursuing your relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God so you can have the best life you
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  Speaker 1: could possibly have. You gang bang because they convinced you
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  Speaker 1: that this is the family situation and love that you
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  Speaker 1: don't have, And they've convinced you that this is your
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  Speaker 1: only way, your only source of getting over And then
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  Speaker 1: you drum up these ignorant reasons man for staying with it.
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  Speaker 1: But they sound so good when you're listening to everybody
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  Speaker 1: else you're surrounded by, telling you why we gang banging,
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  Speaker 1: Why we're holding this blockdown while we slang in this
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  Speaker 1: thing here right here, Why we're letting it go like
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  Speaker 1: this here. You keep listening to them when all in
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  Speaker 1: your heart of hearts you know this ain't right, You
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  Speaker 1: already know, but you allow that form of the call
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  Speaker 1: of the wild, that wanting to be accepted by a
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  Speaker 1: group of people who trying to get you to accept
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  Speaker 1: the way so you can further their progress. To even
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  Speaker 1: prove that you're worthy to be around them, you got
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  Speaker 1: to commit some type of crime to even prove that
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  Speaker 1: you're worthy to be around them. Then when you get
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  Speaker 1: busted on the crime, what happens to that? Where your family?
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  Speaker 1: And now they don't come down there to see you
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  Speaker 1: because guess what, they can't turn in their idea to
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  Speaker 1: deaths at a law enforcement center. So now your homies
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  Speaker 1: can't come visit you. And then you know your family
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  Speaker 1: back out here, they ain't taking care of your family
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  Speaker 1: because it's all about them. And then you learn that
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  Speaker 1: what is it to stopping you from having a life
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  Speaker 1: that you always wanted to have? What is it? Why
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  Speaker 1: are you a repeat offender? Why do you keep checking
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  Speaker 1: yourself back into that institution? Why? Man, why won't you
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  Speaker 1: get it together? Why won't you give God a try?
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  Speaker 1: Why won't you disassociate yourself? Why would you continue to
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  Speaker 1: be a part of a revolving door system and becoming
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  Speaker 1: the farm system for these institutions that ain't got nothing
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  Speaker 1: for you? But you keep going back in there, and
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  Speaker 1: then every time you go in there, and then your
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  Speaker 1: little homies or your gang banging, little little silly little friends.
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  Speaker 1: Try to make you think that's a badge of honor.
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  Speaker 1: There's no badge of honor. Man, that's one mode. What's
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  Speaker 1: one more scratch on that record, That's one more That's
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  Speaker 1: one more nail in that coffin. That's one step closer
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  Speaker 1: to that third strike where you ain't gonna ever get out.
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  Speaker 1: It's one step closer to that graveyard. You keep on.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you not give God to try? Why would
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  Speaker 1: you not go and see what your life could really be?
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  Speaker 1: What is it that's stopping you? What is it? Because see,
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  Speaker 1: I got news for you. There's nothing like waking up free.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are. There's nothing like waking
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  Speaker 1: up with the joy in your heart. Now, if you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be free, get the joy in your heart,
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  Speaker 1: the satisfaction of knowing that you're accomplishing something with your life.
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  Speaker 1: Help somebody behind them bars, get in the program. Show
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  Speaker 1: these young cats when they come in a better way.
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  Speaker 1: But don't you dare sit there man and just ride
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  Speaker 1: it out, and man, just just go and get the
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  Speaker 1: fullest life that you can have. What you know, what
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  Speaker 1: it feels like to wake up and be on your
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  Speaker 1: a somewhere, knowing that you have something to accomplish, that
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  Speaker 1: you can change somebody, that you can stop somebody from
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  Speaker 1: going down the road you went down. It's a whole
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  Speaker 1: lot of ways to make your life better. But why
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  Speaker 1: would you not go and have the best life you
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  Speaker 1: can have? What is it that's stopping you? What is
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  Speaker 1: it really really? So you think that Satan really has
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  Speaker 1: your best interests at heart? That della thing your mama
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  Speaker 1: kept telling you about praying, you wasn't listening. It was you.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, it ain't ever too late to get
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  Speaker 1: back to that, and ain't ever too late to get
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  Speaker 1: back to where you're from. It ain't ever too late
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  Speaker 1: go back home. It ain't ever too late to turn around.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't ever too late to get your life together.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't ever too late to seek God, and it
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  Speaker 1: ain't ever too late to pray. Don't forget to pray,
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  Speaker 1: don't be ashamed to pray, and don't be too proud
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  Speaker 1: to pray. Because prayer changes things. Prayer change people too.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a witness to that. You're listening to morning show. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome,
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the ride. That's right, it's to see you
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  Speaker 1: happy morning show. It's the nephew, that's right. You know
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  Speaker 1: that voice, the nephew holding it down. It's Monty, y'all, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's Monty. That's m O E and t eat Monkey.
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  Speaker 1: It's Monty and welcome to the Monty rad This is
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  Speaker 1: the Monty Rat Monty Rat difference. Then two, the music,
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  Speaker 1: the Monty You're difference. I'm not different. I'm the saying.
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  Speaker 1: I'm being stupid. You can't say yo, d's now time
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  Speaker 1: of the morning. Call it? What to do? How are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? I'm good? How are you happy? Happy? Monty?
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  Speaker 1: Every month? That sounds so crazy. Stop saying that. Shirley book, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, Hey my girl, Shirley Strawberry nephew holding it down?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Everybody in the village? What's happen everybody?
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  Speaker 1: What is going on? What a weekend? This is Monty?
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  Speaker 1: This Monday? To me, I'm not going tomorrow. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to Tea and Jay. You usually this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong with Monday? It's Monty? You said it right,
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  Speaker 1: trying I'm fine, you know it's difficult for me, but
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  Speaker 1: I try try to hang a good weekend? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: Well okay, as you know, we're going to Paris, okay,
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  Speaker 1: not a packing yeah god, but I finished, except for
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  Speaker 1: my toiletrees because they use those this morning. But well,
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: we hope, yeah, you're taking a toilet. We hope you
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  Speaker 1: just leave here. I saw Joe Wallace's mama spend the
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  Speaker 1: weekend with her. You're not gonna do it. You're not
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: gonna do it. The first movie out, Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: Was like, okay, you got me. I'm thinking I didn't
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  Speaker 1: mean you guys were that close. Okay, when I tell
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  Speaker 1: you this is her best work, it was. I was
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  Speaker 1: so proud of her. She was so good. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: when you want when she walks on the screen, she
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  Speaker 1: just takes it all up. It's just so good. Friend
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  Speaker 1: my friend too, but his mama is good in that movie.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just so much fun. Did you see yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I had to go see that. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: called a Thursday night. Yeah. Do you like it? I
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  Speaker 1: loved it? Great guy, Yeah, I loved it. Okay, great,
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  Speaker 1: that's really good. Season is still the truth? Ltte? Oh
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  Speaker 1: is he is? He? Okay? Good? But he go through
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  Speaker 1: now he go the great one to do, tell me
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  Speaker 1: all the great ones to do. Yeah, he's going through
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  Speaker 1: you gotta see. Okay, I have tickets, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not going to a little way because a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people have not seen the movie. But he
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  Speaker 1: hooks up with a white woman and just you know,
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  Speaker 1: just yes, tell you y'all could go see this movie
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  Speaker 1: in Paris, in a different language and in French. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: all right, listen, Oh this is Judge what it's just
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  Speaker 1: my man? We wait, Oh my goodness. All right, listen,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for something funny when we come back. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll talk about bitterness, breakups, how not to be better
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  Speaker 1: when we come back. All right, stick around, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Show. All right, Steve still out. The crew
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  Speaker 1: is here. It is time for something funny, right, and
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  Speaker 1: now we're gonna talk about simple steps to help you
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  Speaker 1: menade your broken heart. You shouldn't be bitter relationship, you
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  Speaker 1: should be every everything, holdships. If you don't in right,
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  Speaker 1: somebody should be for angurance. A vengeance is mine, said
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  Speaker 1: the Lord here seven done. So talk about your latest
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  Speaker 1: breakup or your last breakup. I'll say, oh it was horrible,
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  Speaker 1: it real horrible. Yes, because I like to get even.
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  Speaker 1: I like to get even. Believe all listen, I got
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  Speaker 1: right here and you don't want no more problem. Oh oh, Carl,
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  Speaker 1: I shovel, I show up on your job. We break up.
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  Speaker 1: When I say we break up, I have you know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. If I have not said we break up,
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  Speaker 1: we still go together. The honest is on you right
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  Speaker 1: time something. Now you are back, boys, Okay, my girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: husband is what broke us up? Yeah, you know she's
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  Speaker 1: gonna You're gonna she's gonna tell me my wanted us
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  Speaker 1: to have a heart to heart talk, come clean and
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  Speaker 1: put everything on the tape on the table. I say, well,
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  Speaker 1: what does that mean? I tell him about us and everything?
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  Speaker 1: What make you do that? You know what? He's absolutely
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  Speaker 1: right side, he says, broken up more relationships than anything. Always, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they should about being selfish. I wanted to clear that
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  Speaker 1: everything talk. But you know what, it's funny that you
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  Speaker 1: guys say that because women stay in relationships way longer
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  Speaker 1: than they should, because they're always stay relationships after y'all
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  Speaker 1: and left, relationships still be there. We're emotional and we
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  Speaker 1: don't want to hurt your feelings, you know, we want
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  Speaker 1: to let you down easy and all of that kind
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  Speaker 1: of stuff. Yeah. Sometimes so sure you gotta you Guys
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  Speaker 1: sometimes with women were saying in the relationship because we've
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  Speaker 1: just invested time. Yeah, we put it all this time,
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  Speaker 1: and then we're gonna break We break up and then
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  Speaker 1: you go with somebody else. I'm just saying. And we
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  Speaker 1: don't want to get with anyone else. We hate the
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  Speaker 1: whole process of getting learning someone new, but we with
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  Speaker 1: somebody done next day. Yeah, exactly, that's the difference. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you're saying. But I don't want you with
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  Speaker 1: anybody else. Wants I break up with you? Not for
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  Speaker 1: a while, that's already happy because that hurts my spirit,
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  Speaker 1: the spirit spirits involved. Yeah, to see that you have
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  Speaker 1: moved on. Once I decide, Once I decided, and we're
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  Speaker 1: not together, that should be a great period time before
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  Speaker 1: you see anybody. You know what I'm saying, I don't
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  Speaker 1: need to be out with somebody. In seeing you with
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  Speaker 1: somebody and she's look because that hit Try none of that,
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  Speaker 1: especially after a certain age you're like whatever, Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you this, Jay, what's the best way
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  Speaker 1: to break up? The best way? When I said so no, No,
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  Speaker 1: we generally speaking to face or you know young people. Now, well,
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  Speaker 1: now there's people are texting. Yeah, that's that's that's the
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  Speaker 1: whippy way. Yeah, that's why she crazy. You might need
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  Speaker 1: to text hunt. No, wait a minute, but men like crazy.
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  Speaker 1: You all like crazy. We don't want to crazy it
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  Speaker 1: on the way out. Oh you want to draw then? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: texting is so impersonal. It's so yes, I'm gonna I'm
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  Speaker 1: actually gonna break up with you like Game of Throne.
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  Speaker 1: The raven gonna bring the note. That's how you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get the bed's gonna show up with the note, rolled
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  Speaker 1: up the crest. Put the crest on it, your family crest.
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  Speaker 1: We're done. So well, you brought it up. Nephew, you
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  Speaker 1: brought it up. I don't see. I gotta step out
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  Speaker 1: of the conversation because I don't watch that show. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: else watches. I lost it. I'm the only one when
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  Speaker 1: they when the dragon showed up, I'm like, I've had enough.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta that's when it got good. That's what everybody is.
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  Speaker 1: I saw them talking about on MSNBC. My friend Jacket.
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  Speaker 1: She was trying to explain it like it came back
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  Speaker 1: with last night. I don't know, you don't. I took
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  Speaker 1: the little guy being in charge about all of that,
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  Speaker 1: the smartest, the smartest, the wars and the fighting, and
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  Speaker 1: then they start raising dragons. I'm like, okay, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: wrote a dragon or dragon breath. I've been with dragons breath.
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  Speaker 1: But let me say this, Thrones is pretty much the
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  Speaker 1: best show TV. Pretty you guys do let me everything
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  Speaker 1: got me watching Power, watching Power. I don't have the
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  Speaker 1: time to invest in another show. It gets in my spirit.
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  Speaker 1: What do you watch? I watch Power, and I'm all,
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  Speaker 1: that's a lot of news, the news and weather. I'm
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  Speaker 1: on it. How when you get older, you watch it?
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  Speaker 1: Love it yourself at home? I'll just yes, what do
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  Speaker 1: you watch? I watch Power? Not definitely I watch Power.
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  Speaker 1: I watch throw House, the House of Cards and rat
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  Speaker 1: down of It. Those are my four favorites. Weather, the News,
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  Speaker 1: Law and Honor, and Power. Watching the old run back
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  Speaker 1: Jesse my favorite duo. Coming up, Church Complaints. It's Monday.
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  Speaker 1: You know you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go coming up at the top of the hour.
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  Speaker 1: Were gonna have National News with with Sam. She is
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  Speaker 1: in the building. We're gonna talk about the Emmy nominations.
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  Speaker 1: But right now, right now, it is that time. Reverend
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  Speaker 1: adnoid Uh, Deacon def jam also in the building, church
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  Speaker 1: complaints and church. What happened yesterday? Good, good morning, and
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  Speaker 1: good money. Get welcome to the j P j J.
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  Speaker 1: That's the jack pot joint j Roselatin change ching Holly haelllujah, hallelujah. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: as you know, pastor is out. But of course his brother,
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  Speaker 1: Reverend ad Noying is Ian with us uh and he's
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  Speaker 1: been actually preaching all of the sermons since past it
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  Speaker 1: has been out. Good morning, reverend, and not to you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you have your belt poop and like
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  Speaker 1: the hood of you breathe, it makes you dry. You
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  Speaker 1: mars seen your Standn't tried that. I've tried all of that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you stake you cover up with stuff I've not
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  Speaker 1: tried original. I've been living with this. Go right ahead, shrap.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have anything that you can moist? And I've
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  Speaker 1: tried lifting. Hey, I've tried it. They have some special
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  Speaker 1: dry mouth that mouthwash they have to waste the day.
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  Speaker 1: But it all right, all right. Try to eat your box.
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  Speaker 1: Just eat the box that eat you about this. Go
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  Speaker 1: right ahead, shrip so I cut you alright, We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: start with complaints as well. It's uh rever that will
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  Speaker 1: be mixing in church announcement. Yeah, we complain and announced
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  Speaker 1: at the same time. All right, listen, rearing that nor
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  Speaker 1: you have to make a decision. Pass the pop. Squalte
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  Speaker 1: Johnson from Pop I'm sorry, I'm gonna say that again
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  Speaker 1: past the pop. Squality Johnson from Short House Baptist Church.
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  Speaker 1: You know this is where all the members are little people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they would be visiting us for three PM service. Now
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  Speaker 1: here's the problem. They have seventy five little people after
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  Speaker 1: Pop Squally wants us to get little bibles and little
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  Speaker 1: pews for them to sit on during the during the service.
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  Speaker 1: And we really it's up to you if you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: purchase this or not, but um, we really don't have
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  Speaker 1: room like that for these types of people. It's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be great. He's also working on We don't know if
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  Speaker 1: we can get it to see we can help Kurt
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  Speaker 1: Franklin come out and speak to that. Yeah, he is
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  Speaker 1: God's little is Christian God little. I have a church.
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  Speaker 1: I have a church. You know, it's gonna be great.
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  Speaker 1: Have a little you know, people have a little service.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be sort it okay here church us. But if
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  Speaker 1: you have not received your T shirt from Deacon Conroid,
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  Speaker 1: trust me you won't. You won't see your money or
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  Speaker 1: your T shirt. Just don't keep hoping and praying. It's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna happen. You have not received your T shirt
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  Speaker 1: from him. You're not gonna get your money or your
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  Speaker 1: T shirt. Does some telling you hope, well maybe I'll
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  Speaker 1: get No, you're not going to printed them out. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think your hands at all. I just want to
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  Speaker 1: make everybody knows you're not gonna get neither one. Go
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  Speaker 1: right ahead, sir. Let's see brother brother staggeredly lightfoot, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: lost both of his thumbs in a garbage disposed accident.
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  Speaker 1: Now he is asking for the church to pay to
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  Speaker 1: get his two big toes moved to where his thumbs were.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's thirty eight hundred pot toe. So when you
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  Speaker 1: do the math, uh, he's asking that we pay for
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  Speaker 1: both of the toes to be moved where the thumbs
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  Speaker 1: are currently missing. Now he said he'd rather have all
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  Speaker 1: his fingers and be missing two toes. So it's it's
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  Speaker 1: up to you. Reverenend. No, you have to control control.
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  Speaker 1: Why are your hands stink? Because everybody? Are your hands
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  Speaker 1: so straight? We can help him out. Well, well, he
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to shave them to uh two toes because
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  Speaker 1: they too have ready to be up there with the other.
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  Speaker 1: While the nail on hill Thorp so long right here?
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  Speaker 1: Why they smell like free though. I'm sorry and footba anyway,
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  Speaker 1: we go right here side he Sunday sounded like a
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  Speaker 1: good idea at the time, but it did not go well.
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  Speaker 1: It did not go even though they were sitting in
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  Speaker 1: the back. We had some problems. We did something like
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  Speaker 1: out there on paper, some of these ideas on paper,
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  Speaker 1: putting in the back nobody else didn't work out at all?
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  Speaker 1: Not what was anybody busted? Oh? Love of people, that's
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  Speaker 1: the word I used to buster. Go read ahead, let's
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  Speaker 1: see here, assist the normal. Jean Ratcliffe, who is eighty
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  Speaker 1: two years old, just got her g E D. All right,
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  Speaker 1: and you will be walking with the summer class of
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  Speaker 1: twent and seventeen. Now. The proud of me is that
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  Speaker 1: she's wanting to get a full scholarship from the church.
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  Speaker 1: She says she's majoring in social media texting, and uh Instagram, faithbook,
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  Speaker 1: all of those and she's mad in that, but she
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  Speaker 1: wants to get a full ride skyld of him. But
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  Speaker 1: he's going to have something snap cha chapter chapter Snap.
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  Speaker 1: She ate it too and got that we're so proud
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  Speaker 1: of that. We have decided to just wait this one up.
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  Speaker 1: No need Russian if you just wait, she s Church us,
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  Speaker 1: our prayers go out, prayers put him on the praylers.
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  Speaker 1: Deacon Simmons, he learned the hard way that I'm there,
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  Speaker 1: church member Off sexually known as Cinnamon can fight. Um, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he learned the hardware Cinnamon can really fight. He was
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  Speaker 1: accompanied by his two friends Nutmeg in Parica, Africa, known
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  Speaker 1: as the Spice Girls. They kids as let's go call
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  Speaker 1: him the space girl God Brother Lemnu all rocket Mot.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, anybody all right with me? Brother lemnu are
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  Speaker 1: rocketm has lost I guess the top eight teeth and
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  Speaker 1: four of the bottom teeth. But he is asking can
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  Speaker 1: he still be over the candy after after churches? But
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  Speaker 1: this is a prime example children of what sugar will
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  Speaker 1: due to. Yes it is, yes it is. We have
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  Speaker 1: what what more Church announcements on the Africans who constantly
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  Speaker 1: used the phrase in my in my country, I was
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  Speaker 1: a king heard that a lot, you know, you know
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  Speaker 1: my country and king Okay, yeah, but I'm just riding Uber. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: King Uber, can you just take me to the airport,
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  Speaker 1: you know in my Gundy and the king Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: King over, keep your king over. You know in my
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  Speaker 1: country that had many goods, many wives. I am okay,
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  Speaker 1: let im king Ober, I need to get to the airport.
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  Speaker 1: That kid. Africans at this you're listening hard Morning show,
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  Speaker 1: all right, listening Deck today with today's national news and
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  Speaker 1: you know it's any season again. Nominations have been revealed.
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  Speaker 1: This one is the most divers in years. I mean really,
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  Speaker 1: I maybe ever, maybe ever, Carla Over although Saturday Night
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  Speaker 1: Live was the leader with twenty two count of twenty
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  Speaker 1: two nominations. Night Live y twenty two nominations. In addition,
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  Speaker 1: Our Girl, Leslie Jones hot Off hosting the b ET Awards,
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  Speaker 1: is up for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
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  Speaker 1: for her. Like her, hip hop artists are well represented
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  Speaker 1: in multiple categories at the sixty ninth Annual Emmy Awards.
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  Speaker 1: Chance the Rapper, Snoop Dogg, Common, and L. L. Cool
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  Speaker 1: j are all up for various honors. Chance was nominated
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  Speaker 1: for Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics for the Saturday Night
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  Speaker 1: Live skit Last Christmas in case you missed it. After
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  Speaker 1: the nominations were announced, Chance tweeted, Mama, I got nominated
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  Speaker 1: for Emmy, Thank you SNL Yeah. Also Atlanta Love That Show, Blackish,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Love That Show, Master of None. Each picked up nominations
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  Speaker 1: in the big categories. Donald Glover, Anthony Anderson, Congratulations Anthony,
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  Speaker 1: Yes and uh yeah, and in zs a Zz and
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  Speaker 1: Zari will go head to head in the Outstanding Lead
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  Speaker 1: Actor in a Comedy category. Viola Davis Here she is again.
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  Speaker 1: We love her. If you win, don't cry. She can
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  Speaker 1: act her but anyway. She was nominated for Outstanding Lead
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  Speaker 1: Actress for How to Get Away With Yeah, Yes, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Yes Yeah, and Regina King snagged it up for Outstanding
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  Speaker 1: Supporting Actress Cicily Tyson, Wanda Psyche, Tracy Ellis Ross. But
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: there are a few snubs Queen Sugar, Yeah it's the
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  Speaker 1: rays hit show, Insecure and actress from Empire and Power
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  Speaker 1: is going to be Mad nothing again not surprisingly, no love,
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  Speaker 1: no Love. I didn't see anything on Power. I know
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  Speaker 1: for sure that taking some of them image from setting
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  Speaker 1: that lave and gave Yeah, power, I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 1: see anything, Shirley. I'm gonna keep researching on power. But
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  Speaker 1: I just did not green. You know. That's my show
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  Speaker 1: down on Queen Sugar. Yes, and Omari hard Wick. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: maybe they're not watching. What's up with that? We watched
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  Speaker 1: that in that lave. Yeah, just be fair. Let's be fair.
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  Speaker 1: Stephen Colbert love him will host the Primetime Emmies on September. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He's funny. He's funny. All right, that's all I got.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we got to look for uhift to be
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  Speaker 1: a little upset. Don't worry about it's the best Saturday
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  Speaker 1: night last night. Yeah, yeah, it was so good. It
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  Speaker 1: was so good. It's that time right now. Let's swing
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  Speaker 1: it over to National News with the one and only
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  Speaker 1: miss A and Trip. Thank you very much, everybody. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's right to here we go. This is a trip
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, I was a little upset to about how
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  Speaker 1: or not getting anything. I'm a power girl on myself.
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  Speaker 1: This is a trip with the news, all right. Funeral
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  Speaker 1: services were held in Austin, Texas this weekend for the
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  Speaker 1: Young Black College graduate beaten to death by at least
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  Speaker 1: ten white men in Greece. Authorities say that twenty two
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  Speaker 1: year old but Cary Henderson had just attended TAMED a
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: business finance degree. He was in Grease working on a
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: photo shoot for his new clothing line. Witnesses say Henderson
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  Speaker 1: had words with a Greek man in a bar, that
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  Speaker 1: that man hit the promising black entrepreneur with a head
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  Speaker 1: with a bottle, that they tussled and were thrown out
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  Speaker 1: of the bar. Video that shows McCary running away from
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: a gang of white men in the parking lot, grabbed,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: kicked and beaten to death. So far, eight men, some Greek,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: some Serbian, have been arrested. Cops in Great Britain have
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: arrested to teenagers and slapped them with fifteen charges related
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  Speaker 1: to five acid attacks that took place in London last week.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Authorities say nearly four hundred acid attack robberies and rip
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: offs have taken place in London last year, and lawmakers
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  Speaker 1: are now looking to beef up both police powers and
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  Speaker 1: the penalties for such assaults. Some victims have been disfigured
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: for life. Looks like Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell's being
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: forced to do what he has city wouldn't. Occardell says
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  Speaker 1: the vote schedule for this week on the Republican healthcare
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: bill will be postponed again until Arizona Santor John McCain
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  Speaker 1: recovers from a weekend surgical procedure. Doctors reportedly removed a
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: blood clot near McCain's left eye. The GOP has a
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  Speaker 1: fifty two majority in the Senate, but they need fifty
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  Speaker 1: votes to even start the debate on the measure, let
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: alone pass it, and two party members are ray say
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: they're gonna vote against the bill, So without McCain's positive vote,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: that would give the party leadership only forty nine votes
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: and they can't do anything. By the way, Former President
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  Speaker 1: Barack Obama has written an essay posted on Facebook and
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: that he says that the newly unveiled Senate measure is
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: not a health care bill, but rather a massive transfer
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: of wealth from middle class at the poor families to
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: the richest people in America, and he says the bill
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: would be harmful to anyone who might get sick, get old,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: or try to start a family. The city of Richmond, Virginia,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: honored the first female bank president black or white this weekend.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Maggie Leena Walker, the daughter of a former slave, was
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: the first woman of any race, okay, any race to
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  Speaker 1: charter a bank in the United States, which Mayor LaVar
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Stoney says makes her very special. This is woman, community leader,
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  Speaker 1: newspaper publisher, and the first female bank president in our
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: nation's history. Was their home grown American hero. The ten
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  Speaker 1: Footstall Bronze Monument has been erected to honor Walker and
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: becomes the first enrichment to be dedicated to a woman.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Maggie Leene Walker was a teacher, a successful businesswoman who
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  Speaker 1: later in life became a champion for people with disabilities.
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  Speaker 1: Oscar winning actor Martin Landau has died. He was eighty
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: nine years old. You may remember him from the Mission
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Impossible series and from Edward and Toss to the box
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  Speaker 1: office this weekend, no real surprise war for the Planet
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  Speaker 1: of the Eights. Your children, I'll ask you what did
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  Speaker 1: you do in the greatest war? And you can tell
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  Speaker 1: them they tried lace and the Ape Saga bought it
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  Speaker 1: over fifty six million dollars over the weekend, and word
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  Speaker 1: of mouth is good, so I was expected to do
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  Speaker 1: good next weekend. As well, back to the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show to when he was after the hour, Eugene
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  Speaker 1: the Butterfly. You're listening to the ste Harvey Show. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go. It's that time you need to stop what
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  Speaker 1: you're doing because you're got to ruin. Put your hands
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  Speaker 1: that gabber for Eugene Butterfly. Good Martin every wine, good morning,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, good morning. It is a beautiful Monday morning.
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  Speaker 1: Shirley Carlay, Butterfly, Tommy and Jay Anthony Brown, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to have a whole different spirit. So good morning,
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  Speaker 1: good good news. So I don't know if you aut
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  Speaker 1: know in that, but today is World Emoji Day. That's
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: what it is. So you know I have by my
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  Speaker 1: favorite em Like I'm getting an emoji made for myself.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: It's a um it's a nice little yellow emoji with
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  Speaker 1: a rumper. Wait do you see it? But I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: it made. It's yeah, it's the here, but the here
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  Speaker 1: gonna have a rubbo. You gotta see it. I'm getting
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: it made because you can't find that like that. What's
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  Speaker 1: your favorite? Carla? Well, you know I love the lips, Carla.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: That's not really an emoji. That's just but I love
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  Speaker 1: the one to with the yummy like you ate something good?
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  Speaker 1: I like that one too. What's your when the eyes
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: roll up in the head? I love that. Yeah. And
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: they tell Anthony Brown, oh I love Dodo. It says
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  Speaker 1: it all good news. SMI have you seen a commercial
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  Speaker 1: for the emoji number two? Number number two. That's it's
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  Speaker 1: a movement behind that one. It's a movement that keep pencil.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I like the one with the shades. That's cool. Yeah.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: But anyway, so things are getting really really you know,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I'm getting I'm about to hit the stage, so I
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: want to let you out know that Saturday night. Oh
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: my god. So if you're in Philadelphia around the way,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: we've got to be in Delaware, and I'm so excited.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: We at the Grand Opera House. It's Southern fried kind
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: may this is where this is where I shane. Oh
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: my god. But it's really it's really my show. I
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: really just you have to come out because you give
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: you just see how I just once I embraced the stage.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: It's mad. I mean they got a lot of comedians
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: and stuff on the junior and Tommy on there, but
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: nothing can compare to Eugene Antoine perkuson grace in this stage.
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  Speaker 1: So are you ready? I am more than ready. You
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: ain't ready for the wrong but that's been hit this stage.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: It's it's time. Is going to be on the stage
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: with you. Yes, he'll be on the stage. You said
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: you were working on your Why isn't your brother mentioned
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: and your announcement? He could mention himself. You need to
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: hug one another, Tommy, Tommy, you want me to hug you,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: hug hug your brother. I'm not hugging him. I'm not
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: gonna do. Its just trying to fix your live guys.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I don't like him. Hey, coming up Janny Brown in
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: the building to murder yet another hit. We'll be right back.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: You're listening, alright, we are here. He is here. It
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: is time for Jay Anthony Brown to murder another hit. What.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: First of all, everybody, please follow me on Jay spot Comedy.
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  Speaker 1: You can hear the weekend show that we do know
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  Speaker 1: Ja Spot Comedy. This song today. Big fans of Kurt Franklin,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: we all are affectionally known as God's Littlest Christian. To you,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: he's the greatest talk singer of all time. You don't
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: call him that, Yes, we do. The song. The song
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: The song right here has to deal with Kurt Franklin's
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: background singers. Oh well they are great, Yeah they are,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: but in the song right here, right here, they're kind
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: of complaining as too, because Kirk don't really sing. Oh okay,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: they do all the work. Oh so here it is.
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  Speaker 1: What's the call? Oh this is what song is? Just
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  Speaker 1: see I'm getting paid, getting paid. Yeah, come on, can
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  Speaker 1: we go now? Coming back the sun song? Here we
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  Speaker 1: come all out only alright, let everybody can see you
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  Speaker 1: all right, and they watched me. Let's come on, everybody,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: let's jam s where the is that you listen to?
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Seeing the harmonies and versus to you do not really
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: well in the head, trying to like China for he come,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: he's not make the list, Moe. He does the dances
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  Speaker 1: you're doing round until shot dance shine round to tell
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: me I'm not sure for watching breaking amazing and get
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  Speaker 1: each other Outlet get me studios get He don't showing
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  Speaker 1: to other sex of alutely hepn run around, jumping up
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  Speaker 1: and down every song that's the chopping, every check it out.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: He owes it all, but he can mind sick. You
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  Speaker 1: don't get no ship get last shine that's going on
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  Speaker 1: the round me to tell me shut shut up, break
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  Speaker 1: it down. Man, You know you wrong, stupid little man
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: made do all the work, come on a lotn't take
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: a lot of work to do that, Kirk and gon't
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: get you. I did a little upset. I did that
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  Speaker 1: the same girl stage, trust me working write a song home. Yeah,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: you definitely getting ride all that family family for sure.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Love him, love him, love him well. Well. Speaking of artists,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Jay your boy jay Z and his four or four
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  Speaker 1: four album Congratulations number one number one on the Billboard charts.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Did you think it wouldn't be though? Really? Everywhere the buses, everywhere, Yeah,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: extending his reign as a solo artist with the most
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: number one albums along with Bruce Springsteen and Barbara Streisan
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: tied for a second with eleven Curtis fifty cent. Jackson
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: was recently uh said he said he was recently asked
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: about his feelings on Jay Z's latest platinum album, four
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: for four. Fifty stated that the album was too smart
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: for the audience. He said that hits his album would
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: be more melody driven and dumbed down because music now
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: is less sophisticated than when he got into hip hop. Wow. Okay,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: so he liked it, but he was just saying it
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: was too complicate. Yeah, he wasn't hate Another hit from
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  Speaker 1: Blue Abby dropped me some mo Blue Ibby Spring phone call,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: coming up with the nephew right after this, you're listening
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Okay, alright, coming up at the top
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after the hour.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: You know what time it is. It's time for strawberry
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: letter today. This has to be the most ignorant strawberry
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: letter we've ever had. Okay, subject I'm saying, we've had
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, we've had some classics. Uh, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna love this. Oh this this is all you.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: This is you've written all over. Subject. Please let him
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: cheat in peace. That's the subject. Oh I don't exactly.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: You just made my case and my point. Okay, But
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: right now, coming up next, it's Tommy spraying phone call.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: What you got Tommy? You married your brother? Hello? Hello,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach to your common is Hi, Carmen.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: My name is Keith keeping from calling you from insurance group. Hi,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: how are you good? You and your husband? Uh? What
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: is it? Harvey? Harvey is that right. Okay, you guys
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: actually put applications and actually winning and get your physicals
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: done for life for insurance, right, Yeah, yeah, that's correct. Okay.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I actually I am calling you from the insurance group.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: I have you alls, lab results and everything as far
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: as your physicals and blood tests and things of that nature.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Is there any way I could possibly talk to both
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: of you guys at the same time, you and Harvey.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Is that possible? Um? Well, sure he's at right now,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: but I can get him on the side. Okay, it
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: will be Uh it'd be kind of easy if I
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: kind of explained everything to both of you guys at
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: the same time as if that's okay, okay, so wrong?
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Uh No, nothing's wrong. I mean I think I need
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: to just try to bring a few things that you
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: guys attention. But I think you know, after that, it's
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: pretty much you guys decision on what you do. But
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to let you know a few things
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: about you know, the results and things of that nature,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Life insurance, the whole nine yards. Okay, Okay, let me
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: step talking to him on the phone. Hello, hey babe,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Hey sweet a. Right, Um, look, I got the insurance
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: people on the line. They want to get both of
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: us on the phone, uh, to talk to us about
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: the insurance stuff. Hey, Harvey, are you doing this is
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: keep keep from the insurance group? How are you? Hey?
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Good with that? Nikki? Good? Good? Listen. Um, I wanted
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: to give you guys a call and kind of follow up.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: You guys did physicals and blood tests and the whole
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: nine yards, and I wanted to give you guys a call.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: It's kind of better if I talked to both of
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: you guys at the same time. So do you have
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: a minute that we can actually use a kind of
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: get some of this information out to you. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I'm fine. I'm gonna break right now. I'm good. Okay, great.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: First of all, we've gotten all your your lab results
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: back everything, and I kind of got a few questions
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: for you guys that I'm a little puzzled on. How
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: long have you guys actually been married two years? Okay? Now,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: prior to being married three years? How long did you
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: guys know each other before you got married? About five
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: and a half, five six kids? Okay, you guys have
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: been knowing each other pretty cluse nine years now all together? Yeah? Okay,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: are you actually from the same hometowns. You grew up
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: in the same hometown. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we grew up
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I mean if I'm I'm sorry, is this question? I mean,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: is this about the insurance or well, I mean there
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: are are two things that's that actually uh puzzling, Carmen
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: that we need to this this this is actually didn't
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: want to bring you, guys. I mean we have to.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I have to actually give you this news. Looking at
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: our records, looking at all the test results, and let
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: me be the first to tell you that we run
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: these resul over and over and over trying to make
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: sure we are completely a hundred and right. Okay, it's
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: a problem with the test. Well, looking at our test guys,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Harvey Carmen, it's indicating that you guys are related. And
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: nine times I attend you are you guys are siblings?
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: O man? What? And I understand the shot. It took
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: me too everything. I had to make this phone call.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I did not want to make it. But looking at
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: our records, and we went over these records over and
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: over and and and the blood works tells us that
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: you guys are actually siblings. Man, what are you? I'm
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: actually you don't know what this is not a This
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: is not a laughing matter, not a joking matter. You know,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I did not want to call with
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: this information. What you did make the call? Man? Look you,
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know what You need to go back and
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: and and double check your records or something. Because we've
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: been married three check with the laugh man, can you
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: check with the laugh and like paul Us back, Harvey
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: and I knew those questions would have come up, and
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: we we went over it. We went over it and
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: over and over it. Y'all need to go over again
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: because oh mabe, I got this. You made the call
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: and this gotta be wrong. So what you need to
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: do is make another call and call the lab and
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: call us back and let us know that you either
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: you know, they made a mistake of you talking about
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: me and my wife and I understand it hard, Harry.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this is it possible, you know,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: and this is just a question. Is it possible that
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: your dad and maybe her mom maybe knew each other
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: at some point and you're saying by my mom and dad,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: that's some straight look at you need to haven go
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: back and do whatever you need to do. But I
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: think you, like you say something like that again. I
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: think my body's gonna be coming down that beat you.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, like that, hold on baby, old baby, baby baby.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know baby, I got this hold on hold,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: I got a baby. I gotta baby, I gotta how
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: he's gonna call me with you. I don't know you
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: from d like that, But that ain't I'm doing, sirs,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: bringing you the result or I should bring me results
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: in personally that I want you. That's what I'm talking about. Beating. Sorry,
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: even if you beat the messenger at the end of
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: the day, that's still your sister. At the end of
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: the day, I'm gonna want you like I don't care
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Nothing. He ain't my damn brother.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: I got it. I'm gonna find out whatever jupal you in.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: You're gonna call me something about we brothers. That's my wife.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: I understanding that some somewhere down the line, somebody made
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: a mistake and you guys, a brother and sister got married.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not at fart for that. Well, let me tell
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: you that, don't sho make the mistake of calling he's
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: on one of these alms again in your life. I
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: got one more t I do need to get what
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: you've been talking about. This else you got to say.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Now it's gonna be the only other touch resone I have, ma'am,
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: is that this is Nephew tom Me from the Steve
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: I told you a like I got one thing. I
• 53:34
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• 53:36
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• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Harvey more to show. Come on, give it, tell me,
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  Speaker 1: was coming coming to stand up line. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Well tell me stay right there because I have something
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  Speaker 1: for you. Um. Check out this story. A father of
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: the bride went up to give his speech at his
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: daughter's outdoor wedding as a storm was brewing. You know
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: how they say there's an awful storm coming. Well, anyway, Uh,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: the storm was brewing, so after grabbing the mic, a
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: bolt of lightning struck the ground and traveled through the
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: microphone cord to the father of the bride. His name
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: was j D. He was uninjured. As the father of
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: the bride explained, it was like I was holding lightning
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: in my hand. But my wife Maggie thinks it's all
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: thanks to him changing out of leather boots. Uh, that
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: we're hurting his feet into rubber soul sneakers. So so
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: so that's what she's Uh, sometimes God sends you a
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: son doing it. Oh, Jay, I told y'all you need
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: to get Why would you be on a microphone outside? Yeah?
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Get the speech? Can you imagine the law is at work? Michael, Yeah,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: sit down, all right? Coming up with Strawberry letters subject
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  Speaker 1: please let him cheat in peace? The most ignorant letter
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  Speaker 1: I think we've ever had on the show. We'll be back. Yes,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: that time. Let's get to it. Buckle up and hold
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: on tight. We got it for you. Here. It is
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter. This is the kind of letter you leave
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: you love. You ever read this yet? Why because you
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: wrote it, because you're involved in it in some sort
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: of way. Oh man, this has to be the most
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: ignorant letter we've ever had. Okay the subject, Please let
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: him cheat in peace. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been dating
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: a guy at work. After dating him for ten months,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: I found out that he was married and has three kids.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: I forgave him for lying because we were into each
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: other and I wasn't about to let this minor problem
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: mess up our relationship. He is in law enforcement and
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: we often speak sneak off to be together. I will
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: admit that the role play is a lot of fun
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: when he's in uniform. His wife is always busy with
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: the kids, so we eventually had sex in their house
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: and their cars, in my car, at his friend's house,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: at hotels, and in my apartment. I even gave him
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: a threesome with another woman for our one year anniversary.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Everything was going great, and everything was going heard. Everything
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: was going great until recently he told me that his
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: wife caught him cheating with another woman, not me, so
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: we had to lay low for a while until he
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: gained his wife's trust back. I was mad about him
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: cheating on me with the other woman, but I forgave him.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: He told me that his wife forgave him too, But
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: I truly don't care about his wife. I'm okay with
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: being the side chick, but recently I've been seeing less
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: of him since his wife caught him cheating, and it's
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: starting to suck. I just feel like his wife needs
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: to let him cheat in pace. It's not like she's
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: going to do anything about it. She's not going to
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: leave him, so just let him cheat in peace. We've
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: been together for almost two years now, and I don't
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: want to give him up. What should I do? Should
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I wait for him to be able to sneak around again,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: or should I leave him alone? Oh? My god, you're
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: in heaven now, aren't you. You're you're loving this. You're
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: loving this, right, I knew it, I tell you. I mean,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: I've already said this is This has to be the
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: most ignorant letter we've ever read. Has to be the
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: most stupid letter we've ever read. Uh, this is the
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: most disrespectful letter we've ever read, the most low self
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: esteem issue letter we've ever read, and on and on
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: and on. It's just some straight foolishness. I mean, I
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: have to ask you, did you read the letter before
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: you send it to me? Because this what you're doing
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: in this letter, I mean, the ratchetness of it all
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: is really crazy. You broke all the rules. You don't
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: do it in in a in a married woman's house.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: You're putting your life in danger when you do that.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: You don't do it in their car, you don't. This
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: is craziness. I mean, it may be exciting to you,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: but this is just so wrong. It's just so wrong.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: And and I understand why he's backing away from you.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: He sees you're crazy. He definitely sees it. And yeah,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: he's not just cheating with you. What you thought you
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: were exclusive, you thought you were special. No, you're not special.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: This man is just a cheater period. And his wife
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: keeps forgiving him time and time again. And you're just
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: going all out, just putting it all out he has. Yeah,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're making it way too easy for him.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: You're just really his side piece and he cares nothing
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: about you, as you can see the way he treats you.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Should you wait for him to be able to sneak
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: around again? Why do you want someone that can't proclaim
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: you and and claim you in public? Why do you
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: you know? What is that you you get off on
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: sneaking around? Should you leave him alone? Absolutely? You should
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: leave this man alone, get a man of your own. Jay,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: In all my days, I've never heard or listen to
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: someone so ridiculous and so stupid and so low down,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: so disgusting. I mean, it's just unbelievable, how disgusting when
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: you read this letter line by line, How disgusting and
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: low down and unforgiving that this guy is. How how
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: how greedy the greed of him to be so damn
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: You got a wife and a side piece, but that
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: ain't enough for you? I do dode doe, I'm talking straight.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: What is your problem? Why are you so damn greedy?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: What is your problem? I'm so disgusted with this man
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: right here, right here. I've never he's got a wife
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: of a sad piece. It's that not enough for you?
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: You have no words, don't you have no shame? As
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: disgusted as you are moments that you're cheating with. Yeah,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: I'm so disgusted with y'all. Know what to do. I've
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: never seen you this way, Jane, Jay, I've never seen
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: you like just breaks my spirit. Wow, all right, time
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: to go to the expert now, M Surley, I know
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: you're basking in the glow of it all this lady. Yeah,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: finally someone who gets it. Yes, I want all the
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: men right now to just stop where you are and
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: let's just give her a standing ovation. Please, please, bravo, bravo.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love she is a true number two.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: I ain't mad at you, girl, Oh my god. You
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: have been tested and proven and you are a trull
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: to you, a tate trull toe, true number two. You've
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: gone through it all, found out what married with kids,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: rode it out true too, called him with another woman
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: and it what you what you rode it out true too.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: I love it. He is now on punishment and you're
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: waiting in the cut that side troll toe, y'all. Can
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: let me tell yourself all your tubes out there, you
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: can learn from a woman like this. You hit me
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: this lady, if you're listening to me, get in touch
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: with me me and you're gonna write a book. Act
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: like a man, think like a side piece. You got
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: it going on, girl, You'd better work your jelly because
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: you know what to do. You know, at Christmas time,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna see him on Christmas. It's Christmas Eve
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: on the twenty six. You know that because you're a
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: true too, you know. And Thanksgiving, either y'all go on Friday,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: turkeys together on Wednesday, or y'all gonna eat left overs
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: on Friday. If you're a true te you know what
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: you're doing. You know this coming Labor Day, you know
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: it's cook out time. You know he can't get down.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: But you know after labor they on Tasday. Here he
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: comes with some real and a few slices of brisket.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: He's a true to girl. Let me tell you something.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: All your wife, he's out there. Let him cheat and peace.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: What does the last sake? Let him cheating and peace.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: That should not be bothering you. He's happy. We're gonna
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: have part two of the Nephews Crazy Response. We'll do
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: more on this letter when we come back. You're listening
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, listen uh the
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: subject for today's please let him cheat in peace? May
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: I remind you if you have any relationship issues, please
• 1:03:44
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• 1:03:48
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• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: your relationship dilemma. If we can, Okay, if we can.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: We're not miracle workers over here. We'll do the best
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: we can. Uh So, so please make sure you reach
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: out to us if you have any issues, just like
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: this woman did. She says, Um, Dear Stephen Shirley, She's
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: been dating a guy at work for ten months now.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: She found out he was married and has three kids.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: So she forgave him, and she said she's not gonna
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: let that minor problem, you know, stand in the way.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: And they're great relationship and not his wife and three kids. Yeah,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: come on, now, what he's in law enforcement. They often
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: sneak off to be together. Um yeah, yeah, and she
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: likes a man in a uniform, you know. She said
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: it makes it more fun that way. Yeah. And his wife,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: you know, hey, she's always busy with the kids. Yeah.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Well at this point, you know what I'm saying. So
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: she's the nerves, Yeah, she's yeah, she didn't she she's
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: always off with the kids. So they did it in
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: the house. They've had sex in the house in their cars,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: so she just had it. They just had in his
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: head and his hand and okay, okay, see that wasn't
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: clear in the letter thank you Jay. They've had it
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: in her car, at his friend's house, hotels, and of
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: course in her apartment. Listen for his anniversary, Tommy. Tommy
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: loved this. I heard him, you know, when I read
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: it the first time. She gave him a threesome with
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: another woman when they made one year anniverse a gift
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: that you give. Come on, come on, shut up. And
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: then everything was going great. I mean, this is everything
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: was going great until recently. He told me that his
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: wife caught him cheating. But was it with her, the
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: writer of said letters this one. No, it was with
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: another woman, not her, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so they
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: had to lay low for a while. Yeah, now you
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: want to be had not she not got in the game,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: the wife. Oh so so eventually he won his wife's
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: trust back. He was mad about she was mad about
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: him cheating on her with another woman, But hey, she
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: forgave him. Come on, he's a great guy. You know.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: He told me that his wife forgave him too. But truly,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: I don't care about his wife. She says, Um, I'm okay.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: This is Tommy's favorite line in the entire letter. Right here,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: I'm okay with being the side check. Can I can
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: I talk now? Yes? Go ahead, ladies, don't frown at this.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: Learn from this. We're side eyeing. We're frowning. We're doing.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Just learn from this because guess what is go happen? Okay,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: it's go happen. I love this, lady. This is my
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: hero right here. Girl, let me tell yourself. I want
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: to meet you so bad. I want to get you
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: your own TV show. I do American side piece, you
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, like a reality show, you know,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: not not not American American side I could just see
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: me a hood together. We're gonna be Look, I'm gonna
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: have you at Bonds and Noble for your book saying
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: it all of this is gonna jump off, girl. Problem
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: with time in Schuston, They're gonna sund or trust me,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: what's the name of the book like a lady, like
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: an say understanding franchise? Yes, yes, let me tell you something.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: All you all your wife is out there. If you
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: want to beat number two at her own game, then
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: you got to give him that type of anniversary gift.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: That's how you anniversary to compete with the side piece
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: waves stop stop it, but give him that kind of anniversary.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: I hate both. Yeah, yeah, you guys suck for real.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: There it is right there. See this is when you
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: walk in the room and anniversary is playing for the
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: s and the side pieces there alone, well whoever else
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: she invited, Now that's our anniversary. That's that's a gift
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: right there, socks naked and the tie cologne when everybody Nike,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: that keeps on giving that what it is for me? Yes,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: all of you for is that for me? I wanted
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: one of these all my life. This is what I
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: wanted next anniversary of the one after that and one
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: after that. So you leave your favorite letter ever right,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: but cheat in peace, stopped competing with the side piece.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna win. Stop, You're not gonna stop. You
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: do what you do? You in court? Why's court? Except yeah,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: get it. It's called half. That's what it's called. Everything.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: You gotta yea yes, you know you want to play,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: let's play. You don't know how to have fun? Nah,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: not like that. We're trying to write a book here, Hello,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: writ book and I'm gonna get half of that too.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: I'll even help you. All right, I'm done, all right,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: but I love Hey listen if it's real quick. Surely,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: if it doesn't work out with you, baby, and you
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: don't feel like waiting on him, there's too many people
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: that would love to have you in their life. All right,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: get in the way. I like that, yeah at all.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Her only problem in the letter is the fact that
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: he has a wife, and it's a minor problem. She said, yeah,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: it's all minor. Surely, let me get the one Tommy's
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: tips two thousand three at yahoo dot com. Baby, he
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: hits your boy t O M N Y S T
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: I P S T zero zero three at yahoo dot com.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: It doesn't work out, I'll let your boy, That's all
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. You can't let them like this get away.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: She needs to be an instructed What this because she
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: dropping knowledge and what's not smart? Ja? Oh yes, she
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: instruct what she gave a three. Oh she's smart. Wait
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: excuse me? Wait, take that m and run with it.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: Oh he did that even you O. I'm gonna do
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: the best that kid with it might not be happy.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Track again, what the mess continues? It continues. This is
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: a very messy, ignorant show. Weekend Confessions coming up with
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: the Nephew eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve is the
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: number to call if you have something to confess, because what, nephew,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not here to help you. I just want to
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: hear what you're going through. And if you're the lady
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: that wrote the letter, please call us. You're listening to
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Steve Show, all right, thank you, nephew. Don't forget it
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: is your time to shine once again, nephew, because this
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: is your segment Weekend Confessions. If you have a confession
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: and you want to tell the nephew about it, call
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: us right now at eight seven seven twenty nine Steve,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: because what, nef, I'm not here to help you. I
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: just want to hear what you're going through. That's all.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: The booth is open, foolish, The booth is open. Yeah,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: I don't use your real name. Come on up with
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: something different and I like cat like Margarita, Yeah that work,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: don't roller coaster to Johncelyn you know anything anything? Yeah?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Or a bishop konnac all right. Floyd Mayweather says he
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: isn't bothered by Connor McGregor calling him boy. Remember when
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: he did that last week to Floyd stands for me boy?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Calling Floyd boy definitely made a lot of people mad.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people were upset about that. Yeah,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: we were all like, he's gonna take that. But the
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: one person who was unbothered by it all was Floyd.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: The way Floyd sees it, Connor is just quote giving
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: the fans what they want to see. That's what Floyd said.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: A lot of people say Connor McGregor is ray, but
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: I don't worry about that. Racism still exists. Take a listen.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Racism still exists. But you know, I'll try to take
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: something negative and turn it into something positive. You know,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: we all known there's only two type of boys, a
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: white boy and a cowboy, and I'm not neither. I'm
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: just joking, you know, funny. Like I said before, I'm
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: not upset at all. You know, Connor McGregor, Um, it's
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: a tough competitor. I'm a tough competitor, and it's about
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: getting a face but they want to see, and it's
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: about getting that chick, about making that money. A hundred
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: million dollars or something around million dollars. Yeah, that's crazy.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Who was a hundred million, Connor? Yeah? Like three right,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: three millions, and it's like an astronomical number, like stupid money. Yeah,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: It's like I never see that statement. If you don't
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: nobody need that much yet, I will. I will flow
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: that hund a million. I ain't lanted. Yeah, yeah, I
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: get okay. The fight will be August six. According to
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: odds Shark, McGregor is a seven to two underdog against Mayweather.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: Money's all my money's unfo money. I checked on trying
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: to get two tickets. Well, Tommy, the hundred million dollars
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: is not going to make itself. Okay, people, people, people
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: shop Jay the nosebleed by twenty five hundred flo I
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: gotta get his This are the same people to make
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: that shame and it don't it shouldn't cost that much whatever.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: It don't take all about it. In the economy, people
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: are going to buy tickets. That's gonna be paper view too.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, right yeah, I'm having a fight party. Right
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: all right? Do you ready enough? You time to go
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: to the phone. Let's go all right, let's get it
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: started with weekend confessions. Let's go to line one and
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: talk to Panita from Mobile, Alabama. Anita, Hey, I'm good.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: How are you? I'm fans you, I'm good baby. What's
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: your confession? I want to take um, your your phone
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: is bad, baby, girl. Confession's getting a little better where
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: something like that? Right okay? Got on her and at
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: three kids, I heard that husband? Does that sound like
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: what she said? Right? Okay? She got yeah. I want
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: to hear how she got him phone. He took the
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: phone too. Lines here, Lauren, I'm taking a good Let's
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: go to Lawrence from Florida. Lawrence Man, Lawrence, Tommy, how
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm good Man, how you doing this morning?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: And Tommy man Man. My confession got me threshed out
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: to listen. Uh. My job was the job that I had.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: I lost my job, but it was a big part
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: of my cash flow, a bigg part of my lifestyle.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Helped me secure the bags. My girlfriend really enjoyed it,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: and I recently proposed to her a couple of days ago.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: This is my fiance now. So we locked in. You know,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: we made plans. We're talking about houses and credit scores.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: It's it's looking good. You know, I'm I'm thinking, you know,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: I mean a really good place. I'm trying. I try
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: to cap it off with the world Star video. You know.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: At the job, I get into an issue with a
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: staff member. You know, he said some things I didn't like.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm feeling myself. I'm in a good place.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna cap it off with the world
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: star video. That that's that's not how it works out.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: You you you made a world star video at work.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: I tapped to you know, I tapped to a start
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: a fight. You know, I instigated it. You know, I
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: got a little loud, I got a little rowdy and THEA.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: This was this past Thursday. And okay, okay, okay, Lawrence,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: you got you gotta you got a hold on for
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: me long. We're gonna go to break but you stay
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: right then, then how the story straight when I get back?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, you ain't working, so
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: just hold on. We're coming back. Then. I didn't need
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: That's why we got him. Hold on. He was feeling good.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: He wanted to make a world star video. He thought
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: he could make world star. We'll be back with more
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: weekend confessions you're listening to. All right, let's get back
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: to these weekend confessions. If you have one to confess
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: to the nephew eight seven seven, Steve is that number.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: And I think before we left we were talking, Lawrence.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: But right before we get to Lawrence's nephew, Jay had
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: a confession. I have to confess, Tommy, you saw the
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: George Wallace's mom in the movie. You saw it this weekend.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: I saw a Planet of the Eight same time. Anyway,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: what did your confession? I have to confess. I don't
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: even know. I don't even know this this little character's name.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: But in the movie there's a character in there that
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: has on a jacket, and when he comes on the screen,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: I swear to god, he looks like somebody you know.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: And once you see him, you can no longer concentrate
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: on the damn movie because looking at it the light
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: time he steals it him. Yeah, we gotta you see
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: it in Paris. We'll go see it in Paris. So
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely going to see it again. Probably. All right,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: all right, thanks j Alright, let's get back to line too,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: Cat and talk to Lawrence. Finished talking to Lawrence from Florida.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: All right, laws Lawrence, Okay, you did something at work.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: Let's let's jump to it. Yeah, I did something there work.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: Let gonna get right to it. What I did. Let
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: to me getting fired. So so the time mine is Thursday.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: I'm engaged Friday, I'm fired. So we're over here on Monday,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: and uh, my fiance she has no fluid. I'm an
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: employer right now. I'm looking at some applications trying to
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: figure out how I can fight may Weather. See if
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: I can get the cash flow back up. He hard
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: to get ahold of. Let me ask you are you
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: Are you up getting dressed like you going to work today? Uh?
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, go? Am I talking over you? No, I'm
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: asking you a question. Are you up getting dressed like
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: you're going to work today? Yeah? Yeah, I did. I
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: did all that. You know, I dropped up at her
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: own jobs. You think I'm I'm about to go through
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: the same thing. I'm on my way back home. I'm
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: figuring out what serial I'm gonna eat to go fill
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: out these applications. So let's go. Okay, So make a fan.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: What what happened at work? Why you lost your job?
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: So we have a staff member, and you know I
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: always keep it quiet at work, you know, do my
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: own thing. We have an U staff member that, uh
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: they they're not a brother. They think they're a brother.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: They slipped the N word out the other day and
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: it was like a saw that boo the camera's back,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: so you know, I try to make a thing out
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: of it. Ain't nobody had my back. Ain't nobody actually
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: do the world star in the background, you know. So
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just looking like like I'm just out here trying
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: to fight somebody in the middle of Can I ask
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: your manager he ain't even hear the N words, so
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: that they're playing around like it never happened, and I
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: get caught up over the altercations and can I have
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: a question? You got a question for you? The question
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: is you got fired? Right? Yeah? Okay, did you win
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: the fight? The fight never happened. Had it happened, I
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: would have won us. That's why I'm looking into yeah,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: making it's at it's the l man man brother man.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: Lawrence took the ol man. You took the if you're
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: gonna get fired and leads handing that but whipping on
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: the way out that he tried to start the fight
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: and get it going. But the other guy didn't take
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: the bait. Is that right, Lawrence? That's right? He didn't.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: He didn't take that. He didn't take it correctly. You know,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: had he after the word that was correctly, you know,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: it would have been scenario he called your in word
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: and you got fired and this is an outrage. Are
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: we marching on this time? Different kind of inn word?
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: If you get a job? No, brother, I need to yeah, yeah,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: put it out there. What do you do? What do
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: you What do you do? Lawrence? What kind of work
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: you do? But it's uh, we got the app out.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: It's a remote for you. That's top. You use your
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: cell phone as a remote your computer? Okay, what are
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: you do that? Quiet? Yeah, it's it's in the tech
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: field for sure. So how do people get in touch
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: with you, Lawrence? If they want to looking for We
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: don't want to talk about it because his wife probably
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: it's soon to be fiance. All right, Lauren, Well, I
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: hope he. I hope he gets a job. He's nothing
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: because he's getting ready to get getting married when you
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: lost your job. Yeah, he needs to tell her because
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: he seems like he's trying to go through with everything. God,
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: this is crazy. All right, let's go to line for
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: a nephew. Talk to Mike out of Philly. All right,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: I'm headed that way. What's up, Mike? What's going on?
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: All good man? Talk to me? What's your confession this morning?
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you something, man, How long am I
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: post away? I know, Uncle Steve, you've got this book
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: out to say. You know, women paused to wait the
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: ninety days. I've been waiting on almost six months. So
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: let me tell you what happened. I really liked this girl.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: This girl really nice, beautiful woman, got a nice job
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: or everything, work for the post office, so she hals
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: crazy anyway, anyway, um, her sister and her girlfriend, it
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: came over my house last night. They'll we had a
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: nice little time. We had some drinks. There's some things
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: we shouldn't have done. I mean, not free someone for
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: them or nothing like that. But you know, I got
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: a nice little time, had a nice little kid together.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: Now her name is Penelope, Well that's the name. I'm
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: a giver because I don't want to put her out
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: there like that. Penelope is the one that I want.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: So I've been waiting on this girl for six months.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: No sex, no nothing, barely want to touch, barely want
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: to kiss. Now her cousin Andrea, who's all over me,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: you know, telling me that Penelope is this Penelopie is that?
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: But I still I still liked the girl because she's
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: a nice woman. She wanted the first woman, as far
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: as I attitude, as far as the way she dressed,
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: as far as her job. Everything good girl. So I
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: don't mind. Like she said, I listened to You'll show
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  Speaker 1: all the time. He said one time a good dude.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to wait for a good woman. Yeah. Well
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: he's going to have a patience to deal with it.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: And that's what I did. But speed it, speed it up, Mike.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: We're running out of time. Alright, but cousin change to
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: the trip. Knocked on my door last night, so we
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: got short. We wind up having sex. So now Penelope
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: come to my house start this morning. Alright, Mike, you
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: got a hold and Pelop got a hold on. You're
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: listening show Weaken Confessions, Welcome back. It is crazy. This
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: story was long, yeah, but we we have to recap.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: Let's get Mike back on the line. Cat Mike had
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: a Philly online for Mike. We can confess. Yes, all right, Mike,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: let's recap real quick. Penelope, you've been kicking Penelope stopped
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: by the house that to night. Uh you got when
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: you got one young lady. She's You've been with her
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: six months. Nothing has happened. Let's move let's move it
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  Speaker 1: real fast. All right. Well, like I said, Penelope, Andrea
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: and Kim they all friends. Well, Penelope and Andrea they cousins.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: They came to the house last night and we got
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: a little tipsy when you're partacting something, you know, herbal
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: something that's you know what I mean. We did that
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: thing and be sitting there chilling. Now Penelope is so
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: pressy that she shad down. Well I'm just gonna say,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: she ain't down with the week, so she left, but
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: Andrea and Chi state So me and Andrea Chim got
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: all messed up. She passed out, and me and Andrea
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: wind up doing things. Yeah. Well the whole time though,
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: her cousin Andrea telling me, you know, Penelope is this,
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: and she's that, and she's not really into it like
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: this and into it like that. But surprise, surprise, Penelope
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: comes to my house this morning, just before I'm ready
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: to leave out the door and leave at five o'clock
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: in the morning, she come out. She come in my
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: house this morning, ready ready to do the thing. This
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: is not is still in the house, but it's Penelope,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: the six month girl. Yeah, Penelope is the one I've
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: been waiting for for six and at the house still sleep.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: Andrea said, at the house right now, I'm at work. Okay,
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: So did you let Penelope in this morning? I couldn't.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: I had to look. I had to school her back
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: out the door, you know, because she came in. She
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: came in aggressive, like she's just ready to give it
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: up now. But read Lord, that's God sent it to you.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: And what you do, go to work? You turned it away, okay.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: So so what you're gonna do now, Penelope? I'm not
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: But if she find out that oar, Oh my god,
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I got something about to lose a
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: good girl for no reason. Well, you gotta hurry up before,
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: and you gotta hurry before Andrea saying something. Andrea got
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: to go. She needs to get the stepping now. She
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: had a good evening. She got to go. And you
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: ain't in love with Andrea. Andrea got to go, not
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: at the Lord, out of this, okay. So now tell
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: Andrea what happens just between y'all. We ain't gonna talk
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: about it, nor mo. And then tell Penelope what time
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: you get home tonight and going on ha to get fitness.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: We're good, come up and put her out. Yeah, Hey, man,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: you're in a good situation. Mike, I don't know. You
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: ain't really you know you're a good real quick way
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: to make this other girl come around is to find
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: out you banging one of her friends. Oh my, getting Okay,
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: it's crazy. Hey, Mike, you can work through this board.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: But but andre I got to get out of that house,
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: all right, So um Tommy, Benita callback remember shoots with
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: Still Okay, come on, hurry up, do it all right?
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: Line one cat Benita from mobile. But she had a
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: bad phone the first time. All right, baby, you gotta
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: go real fast. You got like twenty something seconds. Okay,
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: still got this ragged phone. Don't call me back on
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: the same phone. Call me from a land land. But Nita,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: I see why you're going through what you're going through. Hey,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know, abody know what you're saying. You can't
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: communicate with you. Text me what you're going through. That's
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: all I can say. The communica. I wanted to hear
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: her story. That was gonna be good. All right, we'll
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  Speaker 1: be back right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: Oh man, this crazy show. All right. Yeah, we're in
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: the middle. We still have calls. Right, they're still coming.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: I really want to hear, but need I hate we can't.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: He got a bad phone. Yeah yeah, everybody probably says that, Yeah,
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: we can't help. Okay, let's let's go to line six. Here.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: Here's the name. You can't pronounce, but we want to
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: hear his confession, Willie from Augusta. See he can't. What's up?
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: He can't say that? Man? What's your confession? Well, I
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: got a confession, but I got a story to wait.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: The story. I'm gonna keep it, keep it, keep it
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: short itself. Come on, I got it. I had a
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: bread over the weekend. We did all things, and she
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: didn't win to hold her favorite daddy and the whole
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: family bottles, not baby Daddy. Okay, now it's hunt baby,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: hunt baby Daddy together. I don't think so, but I
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: know not now. Okay, So she told baby Dad the
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: whole family. You must have really put it down down.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: She didn't want to spread the word like this. I
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: had to do my thing. Okay, So you're gonna you're
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: gonna see you again. I just want you to know
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: baby Daddy has never lost the sight. That's once you
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: know that, Quilli, You're gonna see her again. It's Willie.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: I want I got an old lady. Oh okay, okay, okay,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: and you old ladies. She lived in the same city,
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: y'all living. Yeah, we all live in the same city. Okay,
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: Now do your old lady? No, huh No, they don't
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: know each other at all? Okay do they and they passed?
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: They passed. Probably don't never cross, right, No, they don't
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: never crowsfair, they don't know crowf So why you can't
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: have both of them? Then with it? Can it work?
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: Trying to figure out everything? That's why I got to
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: write this book. I got right to this book because
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: people know how to get through this the problem? Why
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: can't he just have everything? Everything? Willie? All you gotta
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: do is take it slow. You can make it. I
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: don't have. What you got to do is oh, girl
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: over there, got to be quiet. You're running a MiB
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: too much. That's the first thing I don't tell her.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: Don't tell nobody. She wouldn't tell everybody. Yeah, that's not
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: gonna happen, Willie. Alright, good, yeah, yeah. We don't brag
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: on yourself too much when it because but what I'm
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you, you got to be good and
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: quiet at the same time. I'm glad you can't keep
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: you exactly, so you're gonna have to find a way
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: to keep my mouth shot. Oh you gotta keep it moving.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: Find you somebody else, find me somebody else. Already already thing,
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? Man? Thank you, Willy, I love it.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: Say to say his name again, Tommy will Yeah, we
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: had a couple more. We did have a couple more.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: Oh man, we can't get to them all everye wan
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: when we come back, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll do that.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: We'll do that. Okay, Uncle Steve ain't here. I'm running things.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: We're gonna take a nothing when I come back. All right,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll do that. Take another one, oh man. Okay.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: Game of Thrones last night and power it was so good. Alright. Uh,
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: we'll be back to take one more phone call with
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: weekend confessions. When we come back. You're listening to the
• 1:34:00
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• 1:34:07
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• 1:34:11
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• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: weekend Confessions. Let's go to line three and talk to
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: Melvin out of Indiana. Melvin, Tommy, my man, my man,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: what's going on with your brother? Man? Me and my
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: wife we've been married for thirteen years. That we just
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: needed a little spice and I took one of the
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: ideas and we took one of those late night drives. Man,
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: naked there you go. Boy? You did you did? You did?
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: You did the neck stroll? You did it? Man. It
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: was about one thirty two o'clock in the morning. Man,
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: I ran in past hers. She was cool with it,
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: and we did it. Man, wasn't it fun? Man? By
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: the time he got back home, I was like, you actually,
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: Jack camer Man, my boy, see that, Shirley. You see, Shirley,
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: My my inventions work, Shirley. You see the terrible people
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: are following your advice. Well, at least they didn't get
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: stopped by the police, thank god, or anything, you know,
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: the flat tire anything. So how far did you go, ma'l?
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: But how far that far? We just did like a
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: little twenty minute, you know, twenty five minute rides and
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: came back. That's a good rod, though. Put those naked
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: butts on the seat. The value of that card has gone.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: It's appreciate. It ain't nothing wrong with a nice but
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: naked cruise. Just nice crewilus, just nice. I'm just saying,
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: when you try to sell that, hey, ma'l tell everybody
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: what they're missing out on, man about not doing the
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: butt naked cruise. Tell the man when you're just cruising
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: in your car with your lady to one o'clock in
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: the morning, tell them how I feel. Man. Man, it's
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: the windows down, so that air was just hitting everywhere.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: It was just freeze. It's like you're actually flying. Man.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: There you go, somebody I got to write my book. Man. Yes,
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: thank you so much, Melvin. I appreciate it. Let me
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: tell you something, once a month your wife be jump
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: in there and just get your butt, your button nicker
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: cruise on. Man, just get in there and y'all just roll. Really,
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: they've been just around the block, man, a couple of times,
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: and keep doing it. Our promise, it keeps that spite going.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: Thank you, sir. What's your book going to be called?
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: I got I got that. I ain't thought about it.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: I got I gotta be creative with that. It's gonna
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: take a minute, sir. Okay, I just thought you had one.
• 1:36:48
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  Speaker 1: watch it. It's good, it's good. I'm ready to get
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  Speaker 1: out of jail. We've been do it again. Tommy is
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: spectacular again, yeah him and did it again? Did it again? Extraordinary? Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: they weren't protected at the chance of that. It's a
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: lot going on. You got to catch up, man, come
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: up today. Yeah, tom is still being the Tory's too dark.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: Yea letting up. M He did night. I love was
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: a nice kill last night. Somebody important died last night.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: And the way it was, the way it happened, it
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: was the way it happened. And and Tyrek goot Son
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: is so out of control. He's so I know y'all
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: don't But I like that little boy man gangstuf own. Yeah,
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: he's a great little actor. It really really is. He's
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: a great young actor. I appreciate him very much. Yeah,
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: he really really is. Oh oh, jail that Yeah, he's
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: gonna be running by the time. Yeah, because came in
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: fifty cents character. That's that's his goal in life. To
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: turn this guy, this young guy into just a bug man.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: Put all the trust in him too, man. Yeah. And Angela,
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: Angela got in into Tasha's head a little bit last night.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: Really yeah she did. M won't you just tell ja everything?
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: I don't care, but you can't ruin it for me.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not one of those la la la la.
• 1:40:00
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• 1:40:05
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• 1:40:09
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• 1:40:33
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