5:35 Idiotology July 16, 2026: Pole Dancing Flood
Florida Man pulled over on his way to take court-mandated drug test arrested for driving on suspended license and then ditches a 'wizzinator' in back of police cruiser, Headline of the Week #5: Visitor to historic estate suffers death by cows, Woman practicing pole dancing in her apartment flooded the whole place when the pole snapped and hit the sprinklers
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