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Today Was a Good Day YAY YAY 02.16.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know, y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: Do me true good to tea ste how guy listening
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  Speaker 1: to me to other for Steve Barny, why don't you join? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you go you run? You gotta turn to turn turn
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  Speaker 1: My lovey got to turn out to turn turn want
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  Speaker 1: to go? Comey, come on your back at it? Uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: I sure will. A good morning everybody, y'all listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, come on dig me now, one and only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. I really, uh was
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's pretty busy week this week, man, I mean, uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's been one of them. That's let's let me leave
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  Speaker 1: it at that. This has been a trying week for me.
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  Speaker 1: I've been tested in every angle you can think of.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm still here. I'm still standing. Um And like
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  Speaker 1: I always say, but by the grace of God. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if it wasn't for God's grace, I mean I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how it would overcome some of the things that
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  Speaker 1: get presented to me or some of the challenges I face,
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  Speaker 1: and just like you, but I'm so appreciative of this
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  Speaker 1: relationship with God that keeps me um always somehow surviving it,
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  Speaker 1: always getting over, always finding a way. He always provides
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  Speaker 1: a way for me, always eat right in the nick
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  Speaker 1: of time. Here's what I've discovered most recently that in
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  Speaker 1: all of my wants and needs and God does provide
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  Speaker 1: them all, he ain't ever ever been too late. Never.
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  Speaker 1: I'm discovering that I'm discovering more and more that His
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  Speaker 1: timing and my timing is usually way off. It's it's
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  Speaker 1: way off, man, because see, my my timing doesn't require
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  Speaker 1: me to have patience. My timing doesn't require that I struggle.
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  Speaker 1: My timing wants everything that's happening to be over, if
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  Speaker 1: not right now, at least by tomorrow or can you
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  Speaker 1: fix it for me by the end of the week.
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  Speaker 1: I can hold out to Saturday at best, but if
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  Speaker 1: you get through here Monday, I'll be good then Monday two.
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  Speaker 1: That's really how I want everything to have and in
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  Speaker 1: my life, I really do. Man. I'm not gonna kill you.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't know, you know, just hanging there for a
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  Speaker 1: few more years. I've never said that out loud. Man,
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  Speaker 1: i'ma just hanging there a few more years. I've never
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  Speaker 1: said that. When I go to God, I always go
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  Speaker 1: to him with a sense of urgency and a time
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  Speaker 1: table in my mind that I've established. It's always off
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, though. I mean it's been off considerably
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  Speaker 1: at times. But as I look back on all the
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  Speaker 1: mistimed events, all that I thought was a mistimed event,
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  Speaker 1: it turned out to be right on time because I
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  Speaker 1: found out that it's going to happen in God's time anyway. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if I mess with that, if I try to help out,
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  Speaker 1: if I try to force the issue, if I take
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  Speaker 1: matters into my own hands, I then delay the timetable
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  Speaker 1: that I said even further, because now I made more
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  Speaker 1: of a mess of it. Instead of waiting, trusting, believing,
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  Speaker 1: and showing the proper amount of patients, I dabble with it.
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  Speaker 1: Now I got some more mess that's gotta get straightened out. Now,
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  Speaker 1: my timetable, what I thought I would bring about a
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  Speaker 1: little bit quicker for me, has not created a few
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  Speaker 1: more scenarios, a few more challenges, a few more situations
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  Speaker 1: that now I gotta be ironed out for the end
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  Speaker 1: result to happen. So what have I learned here? I've
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  Speaker 1: learned that if you're gonna pray about it, don't worry
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  Speaker 1: about it, And if you're gonna worry about it, don't
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  Speaker 1: pray about it. That's what I've learned. And I keep
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  Speaker 1: learning this lesson over and over and over again. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know when me mr know all that I should know,
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  Speaker 1: and as stupid as I am, when I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: this one through my head right here? But guess what
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  Speaker 1: He has filtered that into the equation too. Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you how good God is man, how really strong
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  Speaker 1: he is. He has filtered into the equation that you're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna always get it right. So guess what he's done.
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  Speaker 1: He has now created this thing called grace that allows
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  Speaker 1: us to have these moments of stupidity, that allows me
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  Speaker 1: to have these moments of getting it wrong, that allows
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  Speaker 1: me to have these moments of doubt and trying to
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  Speaker 1: figure it out. He filters all that in and say,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take care of my son anyway. This is
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  Speaker 1: my child, I'm gonna take care of him anyway. With
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  Speaker 1: all of the dabbling he doing, all the mistakes he's making,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take care of him anyway. That's his grace
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  Speaker 1: and mercy. He didn't felter that into the equation. So
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  Speaker 1: all these timetables that I hadn't set up for myself
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  Speaker 1: that I want things to happen in my career, that
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  Speaker 1: I got a timeline figured out when I ought to
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  Speaker 1: be the man. I got a timeline figured when I
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  Speaker 1: ought to be making X amount of dollars, or when
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  Speaker 1: this contract negotiation ought to be done, or when this
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  Speaker 1: son of mine that's in college ought to get his
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  Speaker 1: act together. So we can quit having these types of conversation.
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  Speaker 1: Every time I get a little frustrated with my son,
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  Speaker 1: I just imagine to myself how frustrated God got to
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  Speaker 1: be with me at times. You know, I'm his son.
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  Speaker 1: These is my son's and every time I get a
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  Speaker 1: little frustrated with them and not quite getting it right,
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  Speaker 1: I had to refer back to all the times that
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  Speaker 1: my Heaven and Father got to have patience with me
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  Speaker 1: because I won't get it right. And I'm fifty six, man,
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  Speaker 1: he got to be sitting there going, are you for real, dude?
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  Speaker 1: All out and done for you? And all I'm teaching you,
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  Speaker 1: and all I'm allowing you to have, and all I'm
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  Speaker 1: allowing you to experience and survive so you can know
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  Speaker 1: these things. Then you turn right back around and you
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  Speaker 1: steal tripping, Okay, Steve, Then he're gonna sprinkle sprinkle, He'll
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  Speaker 1: go a little bit more grace and mercy. Sprinkle sprinkle,
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  Speaker 1: He'll go a little bit more. So what I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to say is what I've learned is when I asked
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  Speaker 1: God to for stuff, I got to relax. I got
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  Speaker 1: to relax my timetable and just allow him to do
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  Speaker 1: it in his time, knowing since He has never been
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  Speaker 1: late ever in my entire existence on this earth, he
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  Speaker 1: has never come through too late. What am I tripping about?
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  Speaker 1: What would make me think that all of a sudden
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  Speaker 1: he gonna drop the ball? God ain't never dropped the ball.
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  Speaker 1: So now that's the lesson that I'm trying to learn,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm passing it on to you, that when you
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  Speaker 1: ask God for something, and you know what I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: start doing. A matter of fact, I've never said this,
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  Speaker 1: I allowed before you know what I'm gonna start doing
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  Speaker 1: from now on. Man, when I ask God for something
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  Speaker 1: and I'm going to keep asking because what I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be as the one that falls short of that
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  Speaker 1: scripture that says you have not because you ask not.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't gonna be the reason. With me. I want
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  Speaker 1: you to clearly understand that as much as you see
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  Speaker 1: me with I am still asking God for things. But
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  Speaker 1: I expect God to give me these things because I've
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  Speaker 1: been taught by my mother as a Sunday school teacher
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  Speaker 1: that God blesses you according to how much he can
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  Speaker 1: trust you. See, if you're gonna take whether he's given
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  Speaker 1: you and you're gonna help some people with it, then
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  Speaker 1: guess what he gonna do. He gonna give your more
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  Speaker 1: of it to help more people with it. That's the deal. Now,
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  Speaker 1: If you don't get that principle through your head, you're
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  Speaker 1: missing out on the valuable concept of life because God
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  Speaker 1: blesses you to become a blessing. That's what it's about. Man.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't about you getting the house on the hill,
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  Speaker 1: and they don't reach back and show nobody else how
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  Speaker 1: to get up on the hill. You think you don't
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  Speaker 1: want supposed to be on the hill. Now, Man, what
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  Speaker 1: good is that you ain't got nobody to play with.
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  Speaker 1: If you're the only one got some marvels on the street,
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  Speaker 1: eat when well, let me just that's when I ain't
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  Speaker 1: nobody got no marvels, no more. But let I'm just telling.
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  Speaker 1: When I was a kid, what made playing marble's fun
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  Speaker 1: was everybody has some marbles. If I was the only
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  Speaker 1: dude with marbles, we're not having fun here because who
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  Speaker 1: I'm just shooting knocking my own marbles out the circle.
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  Speaker 1: I'm winning my own marbles back. That ain't no fun.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody had to have some marbles. Man Butch had some marbles,
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  Speaker 1: Manny had some marvels, Amp had some marble, Prude has
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  Speaker 1: some marvel Al has some marble. So when we shot marbles,
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  Speaker 1: you bring your marvels to the marble fight. We draw
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  Speaker 1: the circle. Everybody put foe in the circle. Then you
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  Speaker 1: get your shoot up on your thumb and you shoot.
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  Speaker 1: If you knock his marvel out the circle, you win nothing.
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  Speaker 1: You win that marble. We play this all day. We
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  Speaker 1: started gabinet when we was six. But what good is
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  Speaker 1: marvels if you're the only one with some marvels? So
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  Speaker 1: what good is it for me to know what I know?
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  Speaker 1: To have what I have and don't share the information,
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  Speaker 1: and let's show nobody else how to get it. What's
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  Speaker 1: what is that I ain't got nobody to play with.
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  Speaker 1: So now hear what I'm gonna do when I ask
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  Speaker 1: Gold for something. When I ask God for something from now,
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  Speaker 1: and you know what I'm gonna do right with my request,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, no, God, show me the patience and
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  Speaker 1: give me the understanding to allow it to happen in
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  Speaker 1: your way, in your time, so I can go on
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  Speaker 1: over here and sit down and get to working on
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  Speaker 1: something else. Because every time I ask God for something,
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  Speaker 1: I don't just sit still and wait on it to happen.
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  Speaker 1: I get to I get to working in another situation
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  Speaker 1: over here because I live by one simple monto ABC
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  Speaker 1: always be closing. I'm always trying to make something else happen.
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  Speaker 1: Because you can quit asking God to bless your life
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  Speaker 1: and you ain't giving him nothing to bless. So I
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  Speaker 1: put enough irons in the fire so he has something
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  Speaker 1: to grab and heat up and turn into something. I
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  Speaker 1: got something I'm working on all the time. That way,
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  Speaker 1: when he blessed people want stuff, I got something over here.
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  Speaker 1: I showed could use your hand on this one, lord,
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  Speaker 1: that's what almost started doing. How y'all feel about me?
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  Speaker 1: Now you're listening Steve eighteen eighteen minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shirley Carler, Tommy Junior,
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  Speaker 1: everybody in the building. I decided that today, oh, would
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  Speaker 1: be the beginning of a grid dead, a grid dead. God, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: your voice, no, your boy lock it in, decide and
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  Speaker 1: didn't go with it. I wait, today's sermon ears all right?
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  Speaker 1: Humped it? Dumpty sat on the wall, Yeah, and humped it.
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  Speaker 1: Dumpty had a great fall. Yes he did it. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: all of the King's hawks and every land wanted the
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  Speaker 1: King's meeting could not now watered them put humped it
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  Speaker 1: back together again. They couldn't get it back. That leaves us,
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  Speaker 1: or shall I say that? Beckons us to the question?
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  Speaker 1: What is the question? Why was humped up on the
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  Speaker 1: wall in the first place? Come on, now, pastor preaching, Now,
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  Speaker 1: let us review this. Come on, now, take your time.
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  Speaker 1: Humpty dumpty was a big old fact. What now, knowing
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  Speaker 1: that you is an egg, why would you try to
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  Speaker 1: sit up high knowing that your bottom is round? Yep? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's another nursery rhyme that goes, when the wind blows
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  Speaker 1: the cradle, we'll rock. Now your cradle is round. I
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  Speaker 1: thought it filled. They don't file. They rocked the cradle,
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  Speaker 1: and my momma read the wrong one that means the cradle.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry the past. I didn't mean to stop for
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  Speaker 1: you like that. The words says the word, the words ship.
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  Speaker 1: When the wind blows the cradle, we'll rock fall. We
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  Speaker 1: are talking about the bio right now. We're just talking
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  Speaker 1: about the cradle, cradle and rocking back and forth cause
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  Speaker 1: the storm to come up. When you get extra stone
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  Speaker 1: and didn't the by might break? Yeah, the by was
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  Speaker 1: all so the bottom of a boat. Yes, you got
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  Speaker 1: to know these things. So humped Dumpty said on the wall,
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  Speaker 1: humped it dumb had itself a great fault. All of
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  Speaker 1: the king me heary laugh. One of the hosses and
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  Speaker 1: kingsmen could not wt put humpting back when deckings the
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  Speaker 1: question one more again? Why don't humpt it on the
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  Speaker 1: wall in the first place, And knowing you was a
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  Speaker 1: fat old egg, knowing you can't take no pushing, now
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  Speaker 1: you didn't fail and crack wide open. Now your yoke
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  Speaker 1: is easy. Your burdens is light. Yeah, yes, sir, won't
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  Speaker 1: won't won't you? Won't you please observe what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I'm preaching now, I have been accused sometimes, pastor, what
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  Speaker 1: is you preaching about? And I say to those of
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  Speaker 1: you that I questioned my abilities and skill sets in
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  Speaker 1: the pulpit, you ain't no preacher, right right? So what
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  Speaker 1: does you suestion than me? Fall A, You ain't been called.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody even tweeted you, let alone call. So let's
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  Speaker 1: wrap this thing up with the lesson today that it humped,
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  Speaker 1: it dumped, set up on the wall, and all Humpty
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  Speaker 1: the Dumpty had a great fall in oldly King's horses.
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  Speaker 1: They all trotted over there, you see, and all the
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  Speaker 1: keen men that ever left one of them. The army
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  Speaker 1: was large, because not now water of them put humpted
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  Speaker 1: back together again? Did they eat that? They can't know?
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  Speaker 1: Not y The question beckons, why was Humpty up on
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  Speaker 1: the wall? I think I know. Let me show you
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  Speaker 1: what little well, let me show you why you ain't
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  Speaker 1: the pastor? Go ahead, deacon, Why do you think he
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  Speaker 1: was up on the wall? I think that was down
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  Speaker 1: the trump wall and he was trying to get over
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  Speaker 1: down the trunk wall gonna be way told it in't that.
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  Speaker 1: And if you sit on that wall, you're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: shot on. He was a waver. They're Humpty set on
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  Speaker 1: the wall. Humpty set on the wall, called some foxes
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  Speaker 1: had reaid it to head huh, and humpted fat ass
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  Speaker 1: salt and escaped to the hill. And that at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hill that was a wall. So Humpty,
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  Speaker 1: being the egg, climbed up on the top of the wall. See,
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  Speaker 1: you never knew that side of the story that boxes
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  Speaker 1: had raided the hen house, thus pushing Humpty to a wall. Na,
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  Speaker 1: let's learn something here. Humpty wasn't nothing but the egg.
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  Speaker 1: But after Humpty took a chance, Humpty became famous. Most
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  Speaker 1: famous egg in the world is Humpty Dumpty damn a
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  Speaker 1: most famous egg? No where that Humpty? You can't name
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  Speaker 1: of egg that then got more wrote about him, said
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  Speaker 1: about him, humped about him than humped it. Dumpty, Humpty,
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  Speaker 1: Dumpty got his heads upon that wall. Humpty dumped it
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  Speaker 1: add a great fall. That was the end of his life.
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  Speaker 1: But don't you still talk about humpting when they when
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  Speaker 1: they're listening to me when the fox is run up
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  Speaker 1: in your head house. Had for them hells and do
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  Speaker 1: something great and maybe somebody remember you like they remember Humpty.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta get some Humpty Dumpty in your life. What
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  Speaker 1: is that song you like food? It's the hump. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what the dares came through before you cracked well over.
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  Speaker 1: He was down at the bottom of the bottom of
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  Speaker 1: the hill Humpty were doing. And I'm so glad you say,
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  Speaker 1: working on me, m dump, just sit on all They
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  Speaker 1: had a great fall. The king, me and King Hardy.
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  Speaker 1: Couldn't nobody put on the head back together again. But
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  Speaker 1: Humpty was at the bottom of the hill for he
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  Speaker 1: spit over doing then. And the will doors for the
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  Speaker 1: church are now open. Won't you come You're gonna come down.
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  Speaker 1: I'll come down the aisle doing the what Okay? When
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  Speaker 1: we come back from the break at thirty four after
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  Speaker 1: the hour, Steve, something funny coming up. You know, we
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  Speaker 1: have some black history moments for you, little known black
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  Speaker 1: history fact. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we're back thirty four minutes after that. When we come
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  Speaker 1: back after this song, ladies and gentlemen, It's time again
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  Speaker 1: for a little known black history moments, things that happened
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  Speaker 1: in black history that you didn't even know about. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: we're back tom after. You want to start with unknown
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  Speaker 1: black shiftory in fact, okay, syllabus and a study guy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to learn something from you, but I okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me let me get this one to you. Nineteen
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  Speaker 1: o two on the Steve drummer Dean Patison used to
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  Speaker 1: work for Mr schiffer Row. He was a blacksmith there
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  Speaker 1: na Ms Lily schiffer Row always was making eyes and
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  Speaker 1: drummer date, Nah, it was a summer, ain't he know
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  Speaker 1: to Mrs Schifferro went to the next time to pick
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  Speaker 1: up some horse shoes, which would leaving drummer Dean and
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  Speaker 1: Ms Lily there by their step. Miss Lily invited drummer
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  Speaker 1: Dean in, and oh my god, it happened. But drummer
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  Speaker 1: Dean was smart. He took some seran wrapped and wrapped
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  Speaker 1: it around itself as he in her hand emotions, as
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  Speaker 1: I must say, And she said, Miss Lily Shipperro said,
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  Speaker 1: coming here like a horse, came in here like a trojan,
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  Speaker 1: and there became where the trojan condom was made. Ms.
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  Speaker 1: Lily Schiffer Roe. I thought it that Trojan Come. Who
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  Speaker 1: would have known that drummer Dean Pattison was behind the
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  Speaker 1: Trojan coming. That's just little known Black history facts on
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Well name Trojan Man. Yeah, trumma Dean Hey. Next,
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  Speaker 1: that was pretty good. I just bought my fat up.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't as good either, But ninth, eighteen fifty seven, come on,
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  Speaker 1: Loquacious Rice already worked on a sugar plantation down by
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  Speaker 1: New Orleans. Okay, he was down there and his job
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  Speaker 1: was cutting sugarcane and then splitting it into strips. He
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  Speaker 1: did it all. He was one of the top split
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  Speaker 1: strippers in the whole county. Lo Cracious was famous for
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  Speaker 1: putting designs in some of the sugarcane strips. Well, one
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  Speaker 1: day they decided at the barbecue they were gonna have
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  Speaker 1: chicken feet. You know, wasn't much for slaves to have
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: back then. So when they threw out the parts that
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: they didn't won't give it stuff like that, slaves learned
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  Speaker 1: how to fry hm up and turn them in the
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  Speaker 1: tasty delicacy dishes. Right, So chicken feet was on the
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  Speaker 1: menu at the barbecue. They was all out that barbecue
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  Speaker 1: and chicken feet, and the overseas had came and started
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  Speaker 1: bawling a pot of tar next to the chicken feet.
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  Speaker 1: Now they didn't know what this tar was fall at
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: the time because tarn and feathering hadn't quite been invented yet,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: but they knew this tar ain't had no business bawling
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  Speaker 1: over hill, So they kind of slowed down with the
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: barbecue to try to keep my eye and discuss this tarm.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: So finally they was all eating chicken wings and sugarcane
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: sticks and chicken feet, and finally wanted the slaves. Big
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  Speaker 1: buck Master Master, Yeah, big buck Master, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what the damn top fall, but I don't want none
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  Speaker 1: on me. So big buck Master turned the damn vat
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  Speaker 1: of hot tar over. But it knocked over the barbecue
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  Speaker 1: picked with the chicken feet on it, and knocked over
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  Speaker 1: the table with the sugar cane on it, and they
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  Speaker 1: would all be damned. All the sitting down the chicken
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  Speaker 1: feet on the sugar cane got black town it. So
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: they sat down and they thought it out, and they
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: waited on it to cool, and the gracious Rice picked
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  Speaker 1: up a piece of sugar cane that was covered in
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: black tar and bit into it and said, I'll be damned,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: this tastes pretty good. And the quacious Rice was the
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: inventor of liquory. You're listening show, All right, we're back. Everybody,
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  Speaker 1: get ready to coming up at the top of the hour.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: This I ain't gonna be here with to day's headline.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: We're gonna talk to you about New York Fashion Week.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Ye nephew, running that prank back relationship. Hey, Brian, Hey, baby,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I was I was calling to tell you baby. Look,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I just I just can't do it. I got it.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Huh oh. Hello, right, hey, this is Greg. I know
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: you know you was just talking to vow, But this
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: is this is Greg talking to you. Just Brian Greg.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Wh Yeah, this is Brian Greg. I was just talking
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  Speaker 1: to my wife. Did you put it back on the phone.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Uh No, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna be able
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: to do that. Why do that? Man? Hey, let me
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: explain something to you. Uh all right, there's some things,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: you know, long conversations about this. Well, how you know
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: my wife on the first name basis like that? Man?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: How you who are you? Like? I said, man, my
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: name is Greg. Uh all right, at the airport, okay, airport?
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: What's the airport? And why were you at the airport
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: with my wife? Sort? Hey, let me all of this
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: is complicated, Okay, it's really it is. Yeah, make it
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: simple for me. Okay, So what I want to explain
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: to you. Let me explain to you, man. No that
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: we've had a lot of long conversations about this. It's
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: something that you when where was this? Why? Why are
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: you at the airport with my wife's with me? Why
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: is leaving with me? Okay? What we're leaving? And we
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: do you mean leaving leaving me? Oh? Hell no, put
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: it on the phone. And I don't even want to
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: talk to you, man. Put her on the phone. Put
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: her on the phone, man, and look, you need to
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: put it on the phone right now, leaving. I don't
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: believe that. Now I want to hear her say that
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: you want to talk. Oh here, you're staying. Let me
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: talk to my wife, man, because you you maybe good
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: back baby? Yeah? Yeah, yeah? What's up? What's this dude
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: talking about? To tell you this phone? While? So you
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: think everything but it hasn't been Okay, why are you
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: telling me this phone? Phone? What can't you just come
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: home and tell me. Can't you just tell me this
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: to my face? He bro, come on, man, why are you? Oh?
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I was looking about Hey, hey bro, I know this
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: is painful. Mane Now you don't know, you don't know nothing,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: But I okay, the ladies just put my wife on.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Oh if you if you got any ounce of a
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: man and you just put my wife's back on the phone.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: All right, bro, let me, let me let me say.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Let me can I say something to you? Man? Saite? Man?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: It less? Is my wife on the phone, but you
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: ain't got that. I'm gonna put it on in the second.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: But let me say this to you mann, stay the same,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: man and wrap it up on because I need to
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: talk to my wife. I just want you to know this.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey mar On
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: It show. Got me to prank phone call you what
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: you hold on? So? So okay, if you point to me,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: what's up with the airport and stuff in the back? Man,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: where y'all let the airpor No? Bro, your wife is
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: here at the studio. Man ain't not happening. Man, your
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: wife hold on. I'm gonna let you talk you all right.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: First of all. Are you all right? Man? Oh man?
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: It was about to be a market scene. Man, look
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: at now, who's a big Finally you could have been
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: a little bit. You and your brother. You think you're
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: the only ones can playing people? You and your brother
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: be pranking all the time? Man is life stuff? Girl?
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday baby? Oh you got a birthday coming up?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Brian? Yeah, man, great gifts? Right y man,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Let me to my wife. Man, I got ain't got
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: no dude, wife, Hold on what woman? You got me?
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: All right? Don't don't you ain't got to go, Tom.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: It's supposed to be funny. I did. But I'm glad
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: to know you fight for me like that fight fight.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Oh just a you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: last night, I don't know if you guys heard about this,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: but Easy back in business. He unveiled Easy season five
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: for New York City Fashion Week. Family insider told People
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: magazine that Kim Kardashian and her husband spent the weekend
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: apart so Kanye could focus on the New York Fashion Week. Uh,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: there's definitely some concern that last night's show would be
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: a bit much for him in the stress department. Uh.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: This is what the source told the magazine, noting that
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Kanye gets so involved with his work that it's hard
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: for him to not get obsessed with it. You know,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: that's who got some crazy clothes about my hand, some
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: linens that was flat. Okay, I got it. But he
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: got some slavory globally and he's bringing him out and yeah,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: and remember just it was just back in November a
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: few months ago that Kanye was hospitalized in Los Angeles
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: due to excessive stress and exhaustion. He was dehydrated all
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: of that. Uh, Kim has been extra attentive towards Kanye
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: and keeps checking in to make sure he gets enough
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: sleep as events um as such have been very bad
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: for him in the past. So we're wishing him well
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: and that easy Season five will be a success like
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: they all are. And you know he comes out great
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: and waiting on to come one John the Baptist get
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: the soldier to be all right, man, I do I
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: don't want nobody to snap, you know. Yeah, I just
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: ain't that type of person. MA, I don't did jokes
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: ain't worth it. I wish that brother extreme the well man.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: He got good intentions man, he really does. Man, incredible sneakers. Everybody, friend,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, she's here introducer please, ladies and gentlemen,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: the one and only Miss Anne Trip. Thank you, Steve.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. Okay, this is Andrews. Good morning morning,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. Uh. The investigation underway into the now
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn's communications with the Russian
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: ambassador is focusing on transcripts that reportedly suggests that while
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Flynn did talk about the sanctions placed on Russia by
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: President Obama, that he apparently made no specific promises. That's
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: according to a U. S Intelligence source quoted by a
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: national public radio. Meanwhile, President Trump says his administration is
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: concentrating on how the information got out in the first
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: place from intelligence. Papers are being leaked. Things are being leaked.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: It's criminal action, criminal act. Meanwhile, Trump's backing down for
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: his campaign stance on Israeli settlements. He now says he'd
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: like to see the Jewish state whole back for now
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: on building new settlements on occupied Arab land. As for
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: that one state to state solution, he says he'll support
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: whatever solution is good for both. And that's uh. There's
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: a big difference between that one was established a Palestinian
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: state and the other would make Palestine Palestinians under Israel.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: So it's a big difference anyway. Republicans in Congress wasting
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: no time in getting rid of as many of the
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: rules handed down during the last six months of the
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Obama administration. Yesterday they rolled back one that was designed
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: to keep guns out of the hands of mentally ill people.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: GOP lawmakers say they targeted that regulation because they felt
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: to violate the rights of weapons owners. The rule in
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: question required that the Social Security Administration report to the
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: FBI's background check system anybody who received disability payments and
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: who had been deemed mentally defective. They got rid of
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: that yesterday. Actor Harrison Ford's pilot license could be suspended
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: for landing his plane in the wrong place at the
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: California Airport. It was a close call. Yeah, it took
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: place on Monday, Guys Authority sat. Harrison was lined up
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: for a taxi way instead of the runway he was
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: assigned to, and when he took off, he passed right
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: over an American Airline seven thirty seven that was waiting
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: to take off back in Harrison Ford re poorly crashed
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: a vintage World War two plane into a golf course
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: in Santa Monico. So you're time, I'm looking at like
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: in get back to Briden Bike. Hey. By the way,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: the movie Hidden Figures remains in the top five of
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: the box office, bring in another eight million dollars over
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: the weekend. Had that sort of yes? Did that? Women
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: do some things that nasty, Mr Johnson. And it's not
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: because we were skirts, It's because we wear glasses. That's right.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: The film's told gross now over one million dollars. Now
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: get this. If you haven't seen the movie, shame on you.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: But if you haven't seen the movie and you want to,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: you can this Saturday and for free. In celebration of
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Black History Month, AMC Theaters and on Century Fox have
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: joined forces to present free screenings of of Hidden Figures
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: in fourteen major market city So contact your local AMC
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: to see where a movie house near you is providing
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: those free showings and you can get in. Today is
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: the National Day Without an Immigrant, That's right. It's to
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: show what immigrants contribute to society without you had a
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Day without Latinos. We have one coming up in March,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: call a Day without women. And since this Black History Month,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I think I need to tell you that the idea
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: for all of these things originally came from the mind
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: of a black man. A play time you may remember.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: It was called play called A Day of Absence. It
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: was written in the nineteen sixty five that's when it
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: came out, written by a black American playwright, Douglas turn Award.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Uh he did at the Negro Ensemble Company, New York
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: many other places. It was a day when all the
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: blacks in the southern town disappeared and things ground to
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: a hall that was called a Day of Absence. Douglas
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: turn Award received a Drama Desk Award for that play.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: And finally, guitarist Carlos Santana is under fired for saying
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: that Adele deserved that Best Album Grammy on Sunday and
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: not Beyonce because Adele can sing, just that Beyonce can't.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, that's what he was saying. You know,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: the Dell, the Dell deserve because she can really sing.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Santana must have missed Tantana. Carlos Santana, Yes, yeah, So
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: some people are like not so nice about him writing
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: some real nasty things about him and you know, way
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: to get off saying that. Santana must have missed the
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: part where Adele herself said she felt Beyonce should have
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: won the would Beyonce never said she should have. She
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: never got up there and did anything. She didn't do
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: a Kanye West or anything like that. It was Adele
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: who said, but Carlos Santana said, well she you know,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: she didn't deserve it anyway, because Adele can sing. Yeah,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: go back to Steve Harvey warning show, isn't life interesting?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: All right? Thank you? Missing Just a couple more things
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: on New York Fashion Week, Carla, This one's for you
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: and the ladies. Yes, you're welcome. Remember the guy they
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: called um, his name was Jeremy meeks Uh. He was
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: a prisoner and his picture got linked to the media
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: a couple of years ago and everybody talked about it
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: and how fine he was and all of that. Well,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: he's got a new nickname. It's called prison Bay. They
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: call him the Prison Bay. He made his New York
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Bay made his New York Fashion Week debut. Um. You
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: know he has a little tear drop on his eye. Yeah,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: because they loved him. They thought he could be a model. Yeah,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: he's gone from orange jumpsuits to the catwalk. It was
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: back in yes. Yes, yes, he was serving two years
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: in prison when they first saw him. Uh that he
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: signed a modeling contract before his release date. Yes, he
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: is a married father of three. Uh. He made his
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: runway debut for designer Philip Plyin. Oh Philip Plyine has
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: nice stuff too. Celebrities like Madonna were in the audience,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Fat Joe and Tiger Prison Bay posted a pick from
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: the show on his Instagram to think it's Tiger Baby,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: it's Tiger. I don't know what. I just want to
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: get it right when I see it. Anyway, he thanked
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: applying for believing in him. So there you go. Congrats
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: to that hunt. Can I send out a shout out
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: to Q Tip. Oh yeah, mistakenly thought was somebody else.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: And I walked past him in the lobby of a
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: hotel out in Beverly Hills, and so man, when he
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: walked past me, I fist bumped him, and he kind
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: of looked at me like my man, and I was
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: going to a meeting. So I just fist bumped because
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: just a brother I saw in the lobby. And when
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: he went off, I told my dude. I said, hey, man,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: like I know that dude from somewhere. He said, oh, Age,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: that was cute, tip, and so I ran, but my
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: legs was hurt in front of workout, so I couldn't run.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't, so I waddled back to see if he
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: went out in the parking lot. I went to the
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: elevator and I ain't see. So if anybody c Q
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: tip man, tell him my hombless apologies walking past him
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: like that. I just was somewhere else in my mind.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: And then when I said, man, it seemed like I
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: know that brother, and said man, that was cute. Till
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I was chased him went back down the hall the funny,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: but I didn't know which way he went, so I
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: lost him. So if anybody s Q two, tell him
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey giving big love. I didn't mean to walk
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: past him show no show, not sure respect to the brothers.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: We saw him on the grammy Sunday that I didn't
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: see that either, Yeah, yeah, yeah, the President Agent Orange.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: All right, uh so coming up at eighteen after the hour,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: the butterfly is here. Hopefully he's going to be feeling better.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Today's you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, coming up,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: he's here, Eugene will be here with the blog. Whatever
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: it's about today. What is it about? Yesterday? He was Gloria, remember, yeah,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: heard it was Valentine's yea, and yeah, hey, let's go
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: and get him back out of here, because I'm telling
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: how good this is gonna be next so different today? Yeah,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: me and that way, Steve, I'm not going to uh
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm hot, yeah, and that is right. So anyway, no, no, no,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: not hot like that like flashes is players like yeah,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, because you're at that age. Men don't have
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: hot flashes. I didn't. Hold on, mhm, Eugene, you don't.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Won't hot flashes. No one wants them to see, Yeah,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: they won't. Everything else you want the outfits, you might
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: as well get the flashes to go with him. All right,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: come on with your blog. But you better maybe you know,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: midlife crisis. But that's all right. I'm good. Um, so
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: you sound like you're in a good mood, though, what's
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: going on? I'm in a very very good meal because
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: me and my friend, um, Gloria, you know, we made
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: up for not getting really here, so we're good. All right,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: and we're going to fashion We're going to Fashion Week.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: We're leaving today on Thursday, but weeks off and now.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: But we're just making a stop because we're going, because
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: we're go outside. Got to the NBA All Star in
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: New Orleans. Wow, you better be importsman on Friday somewhere
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: on your stop. I'm gonna be in deportment. But I
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: was giving it to the people. I'm gonna be enforcement
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: um and the win at how I can't understand how
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: y'all don't know how many day on seats. That doesn't
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: make no sense to me. Well, I was trying to come,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: but they're just stupid anyway, found out there's two thousand seats,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: and that's why I don't know how many seats was there.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: That's why what what do you mean by that? That's
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: why when I was at the question, I mean, you
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: know I did five thousand, so I didn't I missed.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I saw I never heard of Willard Hall like good
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: luck that ladies and gentlemen is what we call shade.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: That was a lot of shade. Well, hey man, hey,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: hey hey, but good luck on trying to fill it up.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Shade you and all six of them people you got
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: on that show good luck. I used to go by myself.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Go ahead anyway. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: not gonna get in it. I'm not gonna get anyway.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: I'll be at the outstard game because you know I'm
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: a big thing of the dunk come this slam dunk,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: slam duck and the three point game too. I love that.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: I used to have a crosstopper step that's too easy.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: You still got me. You wanted the best. Never really,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: I had a very good cross out. Boy, your cross
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: over better than Tim Hardway. Don't go there. You lose that.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: But anyway I could, I could once I get you
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: down in that paint. Once I beg you, I've been
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: that paint, Stephen, My turn around jumper was feiss. You'll
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: turn around well, jumper in the paint. Turn turn around
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: jumper in the paint. It was fierce because when I
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: put this and when I played to my defense, Stephen,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: when I put this press out you, I know how
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: to put that press out of you. I'll check us out, sir. Well.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: One thing I do know. You know how to get
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: pressed titty right. That's how I have for the blog today.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: You guys, y'all made up. So that's good. Yeah, y'all
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: just see something engine what's around. We're good. You're the
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: one was crying yesterday. Hell see, you ought to kind
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: open for me in points. You ain't got enough seats
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: in that little bit in this clube club. You're listening
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, coming up next, Steve,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Chance the Rapper is going on tour. Three time Grammy
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Award winner Chance the Rapper, He's going on tour. Yeah.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Magic Johnson wants Kobe to join the Lakers front office,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: and Charles Oakley says he won't sit with Nick's owner Dolan. See,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Dolan wants him to sit so he can get some
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: of this flat off because the owner of the nixt
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: and called hell for this man, because to have that
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: man removed after he bought a ticket. He bought a
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: ticket and to have that man removed like that. And
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Oak from Cleveland, man, you saw him pushing it. Hey man,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: get off of me. Dog, don't don't grab me. Oak
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: push for real and then and then it took all
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: of them to get him. And so now you know
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: they've met thanks to Michael Jordan's Mike, Michael Jordan put
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: in a phone call to the commissioner and the Oakland
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Dolan and you know, because Mike, I mean, Jordan's great
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: ambassador for the game, right, And so he puts the
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: phone call in to get his squashed. And uh so,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: now the band has been lifted on Charles Oakley to
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: be in the garden. But now he wants an apology
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: from the man to him and the faith and really, man,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: you you you you can't do the man like that.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: So Dolan wants him to just come and sitting next
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: to him so he don't have to lower himself to
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: an apology. No, I'm allowing him to sitting next to me. Man,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: come on, get out of here, sitting next to what
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I was working security that night. That ain't I'm gonna
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: tell Oakley right now, man, take it from me. Don't
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: go down there sitting next to him. They're gonna take
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: a picture. You're gonna be all types on uncle times.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: And don't you go down You go down there for
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: the right reasons. Ok. And all of a sudden you've
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: got to be on the time, a coon, a seller, man,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: don't do it create advice. All right, here we go Magic.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Johnason wants Kobe Bryant to join the Lakers front office. Okay,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Magic seems to think bringing back the Black Mumba maybe
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: just what the Lakers need to get their win game back,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: you know, back in the black all of that here
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: it is. Take a listen, holdy understand winning. He understands
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: also these players, you know, And so I would call
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: what role you want, bro, If you got a day,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: just give me that day. I take that. Whatever time
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: he has, I want him to come and be a
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: part of it. What do you think? I mean, He's
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: exactly right. Why would you not want the Black Mumble involved?
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: That don't make no I mean, the dude is one
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: of the greatest basketball players of all times. His intellect
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: of the game. I don't know anybody in the game
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: currently that has Kobe's intellect for the game. I just don't.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I think Steph Curry is a brilliant basketball player court vision.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I think Lebron James is a brilliant basketball player and
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: with court vision. He did a pass on on other
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Timberwolves of the night between Wiggan's legs. Dog with no
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: look passed between the dudes leg that was like fifteen
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: feet from me right on the button to the dude
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: under the basket. I don't know how he saw that vision. Yeah, yeah, man,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: But Kobe Bryant would be and he's a Laker, he's
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: a Laker. You think Kobe will accept the offer? I
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: don't know. You know there ain't got enough money for him.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: But he wouldn't do it for money. It would have
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: to be no Magic over there, because Magic is a
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: brilliant business man. He's just brilliant. Man. This dude and
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: did something he ain't back at the Lakers for free.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: He got own the ship piece of something you don't
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: need no check. Magic ain't going down there for no check. Man.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: He dined there because he was a Laker. He was
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: he loved a Lakers and it's it's some Laker cats
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: that will make it happen. I had the NBA Legends
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: on Celebrity Family few that will be coming up. I
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: had James Worthy, he was Robert Boys Lakers, Robert Robert Roy.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Robert Roy got seven rings man with three different teams.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Dad boy right him? Uh Gary Payton, let me think. Uh.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Horace Grant used to play with the bulls and do
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: the water goggles and then the other brother was, oh,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: muggsy bowls. Remember why did that? You know I had
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: my eyes up you know I had I had, I
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: had my eyes up high and then you know I
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: had a lower level to get down there to him,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: he lived in the middle. In the in the middle
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: looked just like Tommy. About full time, I said, Tommy,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I mean muggsy. You keep calling me somebody's showing problem stupid?
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Did you please don't tell them? Ah? Hell now he bright?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Now they can't with sall. That's your You got that
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: by yourself. You're listening show Forday minutes after the hour,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Junior just said on the last break going out that Timmy,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: that's why Tommy don't handle TV show. And I wanted
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: to come to my nephew's defense. He does have a
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: TV show? Which one is it? Against College Challenge Black?
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: He does have a TV show? Alight, I got one already, yephew.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Let's getting married. That's getting married today a lot fast.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: How you doing? My name is Virgil. I was reaching
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: out to you trying to uh, well, I'm trying to
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: get married, and I wanted to know what it took
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: to get married at your church. Excuse me ver, quick question?
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Where did you get my personal nomen I'm not. I
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: don't know where I got to know. I mean, never mind,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: we'll deal with it. What's your question? Well, what I'm
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to get at is I'm trying to
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: get Uh, I'm trying to get married. I really like
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: your church. I've been there several times and I'm really
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: interested about you know, what will it take to get
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: married in there? And I really may be calling you
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: at the last minute, man, I want to get married
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: at the end of February. Well, being in a hurry,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I we'll have to go through counseling first, maybe four
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: to six weeks, and uh we can take it from there. Uh,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: you have to get my call back on that. But
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: tell me a little bit about just a little well, well,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: what it is that we would You know, we've been
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: trying to get married for a long time. We've had
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: a lot of difficulties with it and never really really
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: found the right church that we thought would be a
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: good place to get married. You know. I think it's
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: it's you gotta feel it in your heart that this
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: is the best place to get married, you know what
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: I mean. So, uh, you know, like I said, we've
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: been in your church, uh quite a few times, maybe
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: about four or five times, and and we have you know,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: both agreed that this would be the perfect place for
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: us to get married. Uh you know, remember no, sir, no, sir,
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I'm not like I said, I visited. You know, we've
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: visited four or five times. We really liked it, and
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: we just were sold on trying to get married at
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: the church. Well, go through the council four to six weeks,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: once a week, and uh we can talk about the
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: rest of it. Enough time, okay, okay, and after that
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: then you're saying we'll be prepared to get married. Then
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I'm would think, so, yeah, yeah, no problem. How coon
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: were you talking about? Well, like I said, we were
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: trying to do it in the February. Let me ask
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: you this here now, after going through counseling, we made
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: if you be the person to actually perform the ceremony,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: because that's what I know, that's I know, that's what
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I want, because for you to actually to perform the proceedure. Yes, yes,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: that's okay. Well listen, Uh, like I said, let me apologize.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know I had your personal number. I do
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: apologize for that. I do have uh my soon to
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: be spouse on the phone, and they would like to
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: ask you a couple of questions too, if that's all right, Yeah,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: it's okay, it's okay, I can speak with her, okay.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Uh Alfred Alfred? Yes, yes, hi, Pastor, how you doing
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: go ahead of Africa? Hey? Hey, hi pass my name
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: is Alfred, and uh I wanted to have a couple
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: of questions myself. I just wanted to know how well
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: it's the capacity of your church, because we got quite
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: a few few friends and family members that we're gonna attend.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: So one thing I ain't wanted to know about. Uh,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's that sounds pretty good. Well, that's what
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: That's what we wanted. We wanted to make sure it
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: was enough enough wrong with our friends and we're probably
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: gonna invite about three hundred friends, so that should be fine. Pastor,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: when can we get when can we get counselor? Started? We? Oh?
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Uh ad? If you're you getting married you, Alfred, I'm sorry,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: alfreda's who I married, Pastor, but Alfred and I'm trying
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: to get married into sewere so when can we actually
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: excuse me? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was talking to Virgil.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Now we should Virgil. Yeah, Oh, Alfred is on the
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: phone with me. Alfred is is who I'm getting married to?
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: So we want to know when can whoa whoa? Whoa whoa?
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Excuse us? So pastor Win can when when can we
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: start castholing church? We who who is? We? Yes? When
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: when can we start? Excuse me? We we case scarred?
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: No damn counsel at my church. Not as for telling
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: about counseling, you you need to come to Bible study.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Is he talking about what seems to be the problem?
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Excuse me? What seems to be the problem? What is
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: the problem that we can't get married at your church?
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: The problem is the institute of marriage is between a
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: man and a woman. God did not put Adam in
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Eve to be Adam and Steve. You just said we
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: go through counseling for four to six weeks. Everything would
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: be fun hell, but counseling. You're on another level. Now.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I don't believe in same sex marriage, bro, but people
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: are the same sex are getting married all over the country.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: So what seems to be the problem? Right and loan
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: if that matters to me? What people are doing around
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: the country and now we're sticking by the bill. The
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Bible says that the institute of marriage is between a
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: man and a woman. I don't find you tube to
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: do that. I read. I'm really not a pressiative of
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: thee called now being solved. Hell, excuse me? You know no,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I can't, Mary, but can you? Can you make an exception?
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: I can't make an exception. But we love each other exactly,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: thank you, Alfred. Yes we do. I'm glad you do.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: I'm happy for you. But we don't know. We don't
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: really like that. Bro, You're gonna be ashamed of yourself.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: I don't want it. Absolutely no. I'm not a man
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: and a woman. My first love their mother and father
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: and key until his wife. You don't see the problem here.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: I really don't have anything else. I really don't have
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: anything else to say. Okay, but oh you go? Can
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: I say something else to you? Hey? You man, as
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: we have you already been solved me. We got your
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: number from Reverend Chapman. Reverend Chapman, the assistant pass. The
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Reverend Chapman is the one game. He is, Reverend Chapman.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: He gave you my no no, no, no, no, man,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: I really don't have much more time. I need to
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: talk to chat Okay, okay, but Reverend Chapman said, you
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have a problem marrying up. Reverend Chapman said, I
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have a problem. Reverend Chatman said I wouldn't have
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: a problem marrying you. I really don't have a stand
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: for you. Okay, Well let me go ahead and say this, Pastor,
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: I just don't know of the assistant pastor. I'm nephew
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harbin Morning Show. When you've just
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: been pranked, Wait, wait, hello later, wait uh, I need
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: to wait a minute. Chapman, if Chapman, they got nothing
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: better to do? We really bad. We beat the best.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I got a hard chase the wait
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: a bit, n't got a littit was radio time here
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: thing I can guarantee you one thing. He won't be
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: to the real I gotta ask you this, what is
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: the lane? I have to say, Steve Morning Show. You're
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Showing up. Hold on
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: tight here it is Strawberry at three subjects. It's a
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: lot going on. You dumb got married. Now ready for
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: a beat down? Let me begin, Yeah, you heard me.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Let me begin saying, I gave my husband sixteen years
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: of my life. We got married young. Nevertheless, even need
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: your help. I lost my dad two years ago, and
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: when I hear you speak, you remind me so much
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: of him. I am thirty one years old. My soon
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: to be ex husband is thirty three. He recently informed
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: me he wants a divorce because he says I do
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: not trust him. Well, let me begin saying, he has
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: given me every reason not to trust him, but yet
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: I forgave him. Now. I never caught him intimate with someone,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: but he has always tried to leave me for someone else,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: and God has always revealed him. This time he got revealed,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: and he is mad. No, he is not cheated as
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: far as I know, but he has been on the
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: internet looking at women sending the messages to me. That's
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: internet cheating and I want to beat his butt with
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: the black leather belt dipped in water. I am so
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: tired of his mess He lies, he keeps secrets, He
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: even keeps his phone on silent. He is not a
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: pimp in all caps like he thinks. But somewhere down
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: the line, he thinks he is all of that. I
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: am a woman that cooks, clean, washed his clothes, fulfilled
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: his needs, and makes him feel like he is king
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: of the castle. And this fool tells me he does
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: not like that. It makes him feel that I love
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: him too much. He also said he don't love me
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: like I love him, but he do love me and
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: care for me. He is crazy and losing his marbles,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: I believe. But all said and done, I do love him,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: but I am tired and ready to move on. But
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: the love I have won't allow me. It's so much
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: as has went on, and I don't want to go
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: in all detail. But I do need some advice from you. Steve.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: You are my radio father, and I listened to you faithful.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Please help. This is a lot, a lot going on
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: in this letter. It's just it's too much. You know,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: listen to your man, you know, stop doing all this
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: stuff that you're doing for him. He says he doesn't
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: like it. Uh don't. I don't think he appreciates you.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: But you haven't caught him doing anything. You said you.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't have any grounds. It's like
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: you're just conjuring up stuff almost in your head that
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: he's doing. You said internet cheating because you caught him
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: looking at women, I guess. But it sounds like you
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: guys are just having some marital issues and you need
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: to sit out and talk to him about the marital issues.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like it's too much of a serious,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: serious problem going on here, That's all I got. It
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: doesn't sound like it's too serious. No, this is a
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: very serious problem here. To me, I think I don't
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: have time. But see, here's the problem though, here's the
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: key to the whole thing. Uh. He says that he's
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: divorcing me because I don't trust him. What she said,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: He's given me every reason not to trust him, Yet
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: I forgive him, She says, No, I never caught him
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: intimate with someone, but he has always he's tried to
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: leave me for someone else. Okay, wait a minute. You
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: ain't got to catch a person cheating on you if
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: he's always trying to leave you for someone else. I don't.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: I don't think she's imagining this one at all. Shirley,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: And I'll tell you why he would come back. Oh
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: my god. Part two of Steve's response to Today's Strawberry Letter.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: We'll be back. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. After
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: We'll be back. I got more on the Strawberry Letter
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: right after this. Don't go nowhere, alright, come on, Steve,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Apparently I missed something in this letter. It's hard. I
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: can't help it. Man, that something you don got married
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: now ready for me? Make you do bright got like
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: scone that just gonna dedicate a song to the woman.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: And really that's what Sometimes you just need to say
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: a song because this marriage ain't worth a quota. So
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: here's what I would do to you, young long lady.
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• 1:11:58
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  Speaker 1: to this story too. It didn't take long for Carlos
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  Speaker 1: Santana to backpedal on his comments about why Adele won
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  Speaker 1: the Album of the Year Grammy over Beyonce. Alright, Carlos
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  Speaker 1: Santanna said in an interview that he thought Adele one
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  Speaker 1: because she can sing, sing, whereas Beyonce is very beautiful
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  Speaker 1: to look at and it's more like modeling kind of music.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Okay, that's what the beehive says. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I have said, JR. That's what the beehive said. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: they weren't having any of it. Santana wombed up taking
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  Speaker 1: He said, my intent was to congratulate Adele on her
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  Speaker 1: amazing night at the Grammys. I have the utmost respect
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  Speaker 1: for Beyonce as an artist and as a person, and
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  Speaker 1: he says she deserves all the accolades that come her way.
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  Speaker 1: Hotel said Beyonce should have won for Album of the
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  Speaker 1: Year because of Lemonade and how she opened up on
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  Speaker 1: Lemonade and became so transparent. So there you go. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I like Carlos Santana too, and so I'm glad that
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  Speaker 1: he fixed it fixed beyond growing up in Spanish all right.
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  Speaker 1: Before the Super Bowl, the Atlanta Zoo and a zoo
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  Speaker 1: in the New England area made a bet that the
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  Speaker 1: losing side would name a baby animal after the winning
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  Speaker 1: team star quarterback. And because of the Atlanta Falcons collapse
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  Speaker 1: in the game, you won't be seeing any baby animals
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  Speaker 1: named after Matt Ryan at the Roger Williams Park Carousel
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  Speaker 1: Village in Rhode Island. Instead, there's now a Tom Brady
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  Speaker 1: at the Atlanta Zoo. So that's kind of cool. You know,
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  Speaker 1: they make good on their bet, but give the zoo
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  Speaker 1: credit for making the best of the situation. This is
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  Speaker 1: really terrible. They named a baby Madagascar hissing roach after
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  Speaker 1: Tom Brady. That is really Yes, that's how you come
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  Speaker 1: back around. So there's now a cockroach named Tom Brady
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  Speaker 1: at the Atlanta Zoo. So if you're making to the
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  Speaker 1: Atlanta's yeah, they make good on it. U. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna become surely a hot tourist attraction. Tom Brady the
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  Speaker 1: roach at the Atlanta ZiT that's how two of the
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  Speaker 1: track kill Black people start seeing roaches. Little we said, well,
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  Speaker 1: don't say cock roaches. They roach. I didn't know what
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  Speaker 1: What that roads do different from other roach? Well, it hitses,
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  Speaker 1: those tree roaches, they fly, they fly. Do you see
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  Speaker 1: the roach get up on you? Actually in Texas? Yeah, Teas,
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  Speaker 1: Oh I love way you just kill them roaches? Boy,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta eat it one time and put your shoes
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  Speaker 1: back on the ground and slide your foot back in. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: it just made me carry all with Yeah. Who hasn't
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  Speaker 1: done that? Got hot blood pressure? Go ahead? But that
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  Speaker 1: was the table. Yeah, I'm like, you can't have roach
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  Speaker 1: it right there? And that was your hand going to
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  Speaker 1: get that newspaperent bringing it here? Get that up? How
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  Speaker 1: long she been in there? How many of you guys
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  Speaker 1: have passed that right. Where are you gonna learn about that?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you know so much jor goes from people
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  Speaker 1: that don't cook, slamming shrimp for dinner tonight? What do
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  Speaker 1: you know that's his breakfast time? All right, a burglar,
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  Speaker 1: let's move on. We're moving on there, right Burglar and
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  Speaker 1: Idaho had to turn tail and run after he broke
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  Speaker 1: into a house and got attacked by his victim's pet squirrel. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: his name was Adam Pearl. He says he came home
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  Speaker 1: and immediately sent something strange in his home, then noticed
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  Speaker 1: that someone had tried and failed to break into his
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  Speaker 1: gun safe. He called the cops to come out and
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  Speaker 1: survey the scene, and when a female officer arrived to
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  Speaker 1: check things out, his trusty rote and pal Joey, came
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  Speaker 1: out to greet her. The deputy asked if Pearl uh
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  Speaker 1: if Joey was friendly, and was told he was, but
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  Speaker 1: you never know since he is a squirrel. She took note,
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  Speaker 1: then left to file her report, but came back a
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  Speaker 1: few hours later with most of the items that have
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  Speaker 1: been stolen from Pearl's place, along with a confession from
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: suspects she hauled in the cops said. She asked, did
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  Speaker 1: you get that from the squirrel? And he says, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the darn thing kept attacking me and wouldn't stop until
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: I left. You're not gonna do this on my watch,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Not on my watching. Yes, a reward for its trouble,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: A bag of Whoppers candy. That is his favorite treat,
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  Speaker 1: the squirrel. You're gonna do this? Why I'm here? Really?
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Oh no? Not today? Put that back. Should have brought
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: some nuts with you. That's what you should have been. Hey, guys,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: before we get out of here, we still have time.
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  Speaker 1: Tell us about this weekend. Where you going? What are
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: we going? Our night? Baby? We run there in Portsmith, Virginia.
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  Speaker 1: this is Southern stupid and its bis. I've seen the show, y'all.
• 1:19:04
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  Speaker 1: All right, just a few more things I wanted to
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• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: for you on the show here. It would have been
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: for Tommy as well, but he just um rectified his situation.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: Put it like that. You got married. So this is
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: for this is for single people. Things you should never
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: put in your dating profile. Okay, Yeah, if you're striking
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: out with the ladies, you might want to tweak or
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: even overhaul your online profile if you're online. Okay, here's
• 1:19:54
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• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: and don't do it. Pictures of you holding dead fish
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: or other animals. You know, if you go out on
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: the boat with your friends and you catch a big
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: old marlin or something, don't put that up there. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hurt no, I mean, you're official. I'd
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: be excited about somebody. Women are not interested in it.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: I'm into whatever women want to. Okay, thank you, junior. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: photos of you at the gym, they don't care. They
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: don't care. They don't they don't care about pictures of
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: you at the gymost stop. Pictures of you, uh, you know,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: with a shirt on, with your shirt off for no reason.
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  Speaker 1: They don't want it. They don't want to. They like that,
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  Speaker 1: they don't like it. Okay, Pictures with you with a
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: hand signal and some sort of hand symbol. None of that.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: They don't want that. Pictures of you with art and
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: this is the one you think they want, but they don't.
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  Speaker 1: Pictures of you in bed. I thought that was a
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: good picture of me laying on that confidence. I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was. They don't like all that good luck out there.
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  Speaker 1: Just you, just just just you. Yeah, okay, surprise, surprise.
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  Speaker 1: Pioneer of West Coast Rap and outstanding actor and movie producer.
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  Speaker 1: He got a new movie in theaters tomorrow. The movie
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  Speaker 1: is Fist Fighting, and he's joined us this morning to
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  Speaker 1: tell us all about the movie. Put your hands together.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. How y'a doing? Good? Man? How you doing?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing real good? You know, got just got this
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  Speaker 1: hilarious movie coming out to law So it looks funny too,
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  Speaker 1: Oh it looks funny. Yeah, it's a funny premise. Man.
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  Speaker 1: We all you know, we all know about three o'clock
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: bell ring and so to you know, two of the
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  Speaker 1: students getting ready to fight. But this is completely different, man,
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: tell us about it. You know, everybody in every workplace,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's somebody this close to getting their butt
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  Speaker 1: wolf right now, we're in school and the school is
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: so bad that it's the pressure to teach us and
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: to having a fist fight after school three o'clock parking lot,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: old school stop. Yeah, we know about that. Teachers beefen,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: I'm teachers, you know, teachers get into it. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: and uh so we just we just took it to
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: the next level and have fun with it. Of course,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: we don't condone. We don't condone. Know it's in the workplace.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: But in the movie, how you go, Hey, man, our
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: boy Tracy Morgan back on the scene. Boy, what was it?
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: What was it like working with him back on the
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: scene man in fist Fight? Man, it was just so
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: good to have him around and to see that he
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: was the same old Tracy Morgan. Tracy Morgan is the
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: most inappropriate sincere sincere dudes, you know, so he's both
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: sides of the spectrum, you know what I mean. So
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: it's cool to to just have him around. And I
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: think the accident made him funnier. To be honest, Oh wow,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: I love that line. I look like a mini He's
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: killing funny as ever. So man, y'all got a lot
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  Speaker 1: of action going on. Cute man you you you're there
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: throwing throwing fists. Man, are you doing most of this? Hey? Man?
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: They had me doing all these fights. Man. You know
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: it was an eight day shoot for the just the
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: fight along took eight days to shoot because it's an
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: epic fight and it it goes on forever. I was like, damn, man,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: are we shooting Rocky or we shooting I still need
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: him aside from that movie. Man, I'm still sore. I'm
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: shooting that movie. But it was all us for real
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: crazy snitches get stitches, Yeah, snitches get stitches for show.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: You know. It's uh. And I've been wanting to work
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: with Charlie Dave for a long time. Charlie Day, that's funny.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: He got his own style of comedy. And I knew
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: if me and him did a movie together that that
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: we kill it. And uh, you know, fist fight is
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: hilarious on all levels. And you know it's it's it's
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: some scenes stealing um things going on in there. Man.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: That that people just gonna fall out their seat. Period.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: So did you learn anything man about playing a teacher? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I like playing the teacher. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: had a teacher like that name Mr Tucson, one of
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  Speaker 1: them teachers that snatch you up by the college you
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  Speaker 1: got out of line. Yeah, he had the afro. He
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  Speaker 1: used to coming to the front. Yeah yeah, yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: mean you mean boy, But nobody, nobody messed with him,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, nobody messing. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: that's a teacher. I'm gonna play. Let's teach the play
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  Speaker 1: play Mr Tucson, listen to what's up? Did you teach you?
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  Speaker 1: What you say? What subject did you teach? He back
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  Speaker 1: when they used to teach wood you know, they used
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  Speaker 1: to yet how to work with their hands, you know,
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  Speaker 1: they used to teach kids how to work with their hands.
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  Speaker 1: And we had wood shop and he was a wood
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  Speaker 1: shop teacher. And uh, man, if you're the saying paper
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  Speaker 1: that wood right, you being your real I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: into all this hand rushing to the front though, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to that. Well, I see that, I know exactly
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  Speaker 1: what mean. Yeah, yeah, it's going down tomorrow. Tomorrow's it
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  Speaker 1: pastor Motown Deacon Death Jammer here, you're getting ready more
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  Speaker 1: sermon today, Deacon all right, is I believe I can fly?
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  Speaker 1: I believe I can't fly. But the question beckons to
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  Speaker 1: be asked, what if you can't. Now I believe. I
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  Speaker 1: said I believe I can fly. Right, The question is,
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  Speaker 1: but what if you say, what if you can't? See?
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  Speaker 1: If the name of the song was I can't fly,
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  Speaker 1: it's a most definitive statement about flight. Yeah, you standing
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  Speaker 1: on the cliff. Yeah, and you were bird and you
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  Speaker 1: say to the other bird, I can fly and take
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  Speaker 1: off sorry through the air. Now, if you're standing on
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  Speaker 1: a cliff and you're bird and you say I can fly,
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  Speaker 1: m hm. And you were squirrel and you say I
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  Speaker 1: can't too, you're in a situation. Now, got yourself in
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  Speaker 1: a problem, messing around listening to that bird. Bird was
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  Speaker 1: made to fly squirrels, was ment Klein? Yeah, and so
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  Speaker 1: this early Tuesday, mm hmm. Well, if you say I
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  Speaker 1: believe I can fly, the question beckons, but what if
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  Speaker 1: he can down? All round? I believe I can fly.
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  Speaker 1: But the question beckons, but what if you can't something? Now,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't jumped your stupid tail off into that hell,
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  Speaker 1: flapping hard as you can. But you hear the sound
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  Speaker 1: picking up speed, get it to your final destination. You
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  Speaker 1: on your way to the ground. You're not going up,
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  Speaker 1: You're going down. Yeah, you not fitting to be long
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  Speaker 1: much longer a round. You fit to be a memory.
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  Speaker 1: You're about to be a part of the past. Bridge.
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  Speaker 1: People gonna go to your funeral, and somebody gonna stand
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  Speaker 1: up and ask, did he's he could flat? Somebody gonna
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  Speaker 1: say I believe he did. But somebody's gonna sit up
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  Speaker 1: and say I told him that. The question beckons, But
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  Speaker 1: what if you can't. I don't believe he heard me?
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  Speaker 1: And he jumped any high all the way down. I
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  Speaker 1: could see the look on his face. That flight wasn't
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  Speaker 1: exactly in his plans. And there he landed. Ain't no
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  Speaker 1: turning back down. Splack the sun splack when he hit
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  Speaker 1: the ground. Yeah, yeah, slow it down. Please give me
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  Speaker 1: our all right, here's here's the just one more thing story.
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  Speaker 1: This is mainly for it, well, it's for everyone, okay, Here,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. According to match dot Com Singles in
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  Speaker 1: America survey, guys love it when women make the first move. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: i'll do, I'll do, though few women do. Okay. Here
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  Speaker 1: here's the numbers. Five cent of single guys are in
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  Speaker 1: favor of women initiating the first kiss. That's a huge number. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: three percent of men like it when women initiate sex
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  Speaker 1: for the first time. Yes, are you guys kidding me
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  Speaker 1: right now? Yes, you start it. These are high numbers,
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  Speaker 1: carl it. These are in the nineties. Do you understand
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying Here percent of guys are happy when yeah,
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  Speaker 1: when a woman asked for their number. Yeah, what are
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  Speaker 1: you guys doing? He Oh, yeah, it's easy. Yeah, it's right,
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  Speaker 1: it's too easy, okay. And then of guys like it
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  Speaker 1: when a woman is the first to call after a
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  Speaker 1: good first day, Come on, come to and you want
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  Speaker 1: me to cook. Quit doing it exactly, Quit doing it
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  Speaker 1: quick giving out. You know, I'm gonn quit that call
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  Speaker 1: in first you chased We hunters make them chase. They
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  Speaker 1: ain't gotta chase. Then we ain't got a hunt. We
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  Speaker 1: just captured. Wow, this is too much quick climbing in
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  Speaker 1: the cage. Such a high number. Yeah, all of these
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  Speaker 1: things are in the nineties because if you just kiss me,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, I know, there's no line about
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  Speaker 1: what direction we're gonna go. Yeah right where we at? Yeah? Really?
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  Speaker 1: And then you're going all the way whatever we start
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  Speaker 1: kissing it if you initiate well, they say the first kiss.
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  Speaker 1: And when you initiate sex for the first time, when
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  Speaker 1: you jump on me, I have to jump back. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't no punk Now what you want. We've challenged
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  Speaker 1: your manhood at this point. But I love this line.
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  Speaker 1: They say. Guys love it when a woman makes the
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  Speaker 1: first move, though few women do. All right, here's another one.
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  Speaker 1: According to an survey, twenty eight percent of respondents confessed
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  Speaker 1: to spending at least five hundred dollars without notifying their
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  Speaker 1: significant other. So what they're saying is your wife or
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend is probably lying to you about money at this point,
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  Speaker 1: and as many as twelve million Americans are keeping secret
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  Speaker 1: accounts and credit cards. Hello, this thing on, Steve, did
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  Speaker 1: you hear me. All right, your wife or girlfriend, uh
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  Speaker 1: is probably lying to you about money. Okay. Now, of
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  Speaker 1: the people who responded to the survey confessed to spending
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  Speaker 1: at least five hundred dollars without notifying their significant other.
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  Speaker 1: Five hundred dollars. Yeah, that's a that's an average, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: And then as many as twelve million Americans are keeping
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  Speaker 1: secret accounts and credit cards. Million dollars. But I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's relative though, you know, five hundred is
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  Speaker 1: the ridge. How do we talk about that? Yeah, if
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  Speaker 1: you have more money, we need some paperwork. Twelve million
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  Speaker 1: Americans keeping secret accounts and credit cards, that's what the
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  Speaker 1: twelve Where the twelve million came? You're going there right,
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  Speaker 1: chap for twel I'll tell you right now. We're done.
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  Speaker 1: Since we're doing these surveys, here's another one. According to
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  Speaker 1: a new study, music gives you the same high as
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  Speaker 1: sex and drugs. I don't I knew you guys would disagree.
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  Speaker 1: What's that? Music? At the very least, music lights up
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  Speaker 1: the same part of the brain as sex and drugs,
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  Speaker 1: and it triggers a similar experience of pleasure. No drugs
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  Speaker 1: are damaging. I ain't never done. No drug music way
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  Speaker 1: better than drugs. I'm telling you absolutely yeah, six better
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  Speaker 1: than everything, but says music gives you the same high
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  Speaker 1: as sex. They never got me there, I did most
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  Speaker 1: of the word. Wasn't the song? Um, Tommy, yes, sir.
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  Speaker 1: The girls text me what the hell let him take you?
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  Speaker 1: Since he started to go yeah, they want to help you, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: which which outfits just because my living pains, Steve, just
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  Speaker 1: say goodbye man, since you brought it up, just go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead. So which one brought this to your attention? Don't?
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  Speaker 1: Don't there? So they stylist. Now you've said enough, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: But it ain't that they are. They just know you.
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  Speaker 1: the fact that they are just that you. For all
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