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FULL SHOW: Steve's BBQ Sauce Recipe, SBL: Pack A Bag & A Snack, Cause You Ain't Going Back - 7.3.26 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all at all at all, So don't given
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  Speaker 1: the Millican bu bus. Steve listening to.
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  Speaker 2: Show, I don't join.
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  Speaker 1: Yah, yeah, Joy.
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  Speaker 2: There you know you.
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  Speaker 3: Love you.
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  Speaker 4: Gotta turn.
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  Speaker 5: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: Have to turn the mouth. The turn you probably got
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  Speaker 1: to turn the mouth turn out. Wad the money up?
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  Speaker 1: Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning everybody. You all listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 6: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 6: radio show. Man, oh man, oh man, God been good
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  Speaker 6: to me.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 6: I can't explain it all really, Hey, you know, I
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  Speaker 6: want to remind everybody of something that I need reminding
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  Speaker 6: of myself all the time. And I'm I'm dealing with
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  Speaker 6: a couple of things now and I had to remind myself.
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  Speaker 6: You know what I have to remember. I have to
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  Speaker 6: constantly remind myself to stay in constant communication with God.
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  Speaker 6: Constant communication with God. You know.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes, you know, I have a tendency and maybe we
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  Speaker 1: do all the people.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, but I know for me that when
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  Speaker 6: it's going okay, I slack up in sometimes having conversations
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  Speaker 6: with him because I'm not coming to him on a
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  Speaker 6: daily with something that's pressing or something, and I find
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  Speaker 6: myself slacking up in the communication.
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  Speaker 1: The danger I have learned in that is this, I think,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I mean.
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  Speaker 6: We've all heard old people say, you know, you got
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  Speaker 6: to stay prayed up, you know, and you know prayed
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  Speaker 6: up means you know you got some stoed up. You
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  Speaker 6: just got an abundance of them where you're putting it in.
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  Speaker 6: Because what happens is is when you're not in constant
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  Speaker 6: communication with God, when you're not constantly praying, doing those
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  Speaker 6: good times, that allows for the enemy to slip in
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  Speaker 6: and do the little things that can be upsetting. And
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  Speaker 6: then the next thing, you know what, you get several
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  Speaker 6: little things in a row. Now you got an issue
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  Speaker 6: you're dealing with. You know, I have to remind myself
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  Speaker 6: when it's going like that, Man, Have I really been
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  Speaker 6: praying though? Have I really been in constant communication with God?
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  Speaker 6: Because you know, that helps God against that that little
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  Speaker 6: bitty stuff coming in. Sometimes it's big stuff, sometimes it's
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  Speaker 6: major stuff. But I've noticed, man, that when I get
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  Speaker 6: on a more of a smooth plane in life, I
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  Speaker 6: have a tendency to slack up in that department, and
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  Speaker 6: that ain't the time to slack up. I'm really learning
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  Speaker 6: that I have to stay in constant communication with God
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  Speaker 6: because it enables me to ward off those little things
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  Speaker 6: coming up that can get in the way. And so
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  Speaker 6: I just wanted to make you aware of that as
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  Speaker 6: I'm learning it myself, that staying prayed up is important
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  Speaker 6: that you try to stop prayers, you know, you try
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  Speaker 6: to you know, have some prayers in the bank, so
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  Speaker 6: to speak, and just constant communication with Him because it'll
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  Speaker 6: just safeguard you against a lot of stuff back doing you.
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  Speaker 6: You know, I just wanted to make sure you understood
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  Speaker 6: that because on your journey, it's gonna be many obstacles.
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  Speaker 6: I've said this one hundred times on the show. The
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  Speaker 6: road to success is always under construction. I say that
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  Speaker 6: all the time, and it's to let you understand that
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  Speaker 6: it's not going to be easy, but we can make
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  Speaker 6: it more difficult than it has to be, you know,
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  Speaker 6: when you go out strike out on the journey. You know,
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  Speaker 6: Let's say I got in my car. Let's say I'm
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  Speaker 6: in New York and I get in my car and
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  Speaker 6: I say I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Going to LA.
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  Speaker 6: I know. If I drive west and continue to drive west,
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  Speaker 6: eventually I should get to California, or I may wind
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  Speaker 6: up in Portland or Seattle or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: But if I drive.
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  Speaker 6: West, I'm going to eventually get to the West Coast.
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  Speaker 6: Now wouldn't it be smarter though? If I mapped out
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  Speaker 6: the route which saved me a bunch of driving, I
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  Speaker 6: don't need and figuring that I I don't have to
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  Speaker 6: calculate when you know the way to go. You know,
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  Speaker 6: if you know you want to cut cross on the twenty,
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  Speaker 6: or you want to cut cross on the seventy, or
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  Speaker 6: you want to cut cross on the Tin, you know
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  Speaker 6: you got to devise a route.
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  Speaker 1: Now, if I want to go visit some people I know,
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  Speaker 1: then I know I got to I need to go down.
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  Speaker 6: You know. I might go through Ohio, come down on
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  Speaker 6: the eighty, then get on seventy one and take that
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  Speaker 6: all the way down to the Tin and then ride across.
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  Speaker 6: Or I might take it to the twenty, cut through
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  Speaker 6: Texas and then and then let it link back up
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  Speaker 6: on the ten. I know a lot of different ways,
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  Speaker 6: but guess what the best way is to map it out?
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  Speaker 6: You can go anywhere. But if you go with a map,
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  Speaker 6: it's more precise. You save yourself a lot of time.
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  Speaker 6: And that's what prayer has taught me that when I
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  Speaker 6: will deentify, continuously pray that I stay in the In
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  Speaker 6: the I stay in a prepared mode, I have more
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  Speaker 6: idea of where I'm going.
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  Speaker 1: I'm more secure with my route.
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  Speaker 6: If you just take off driving heading west, Yeah, you'll
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  Speaker 6: eventually get to the west coast if you out east.
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  Speaker 6: But guess what though, had you mapped it out, you
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  Speaker 6: can see when you veering off, you may stop, come
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  Speaker 6: out and not be paying attention. Next thing you know,
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  Speaker 6: you're on a route and you go on another way.
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  Speaker 6: You're going north when you could easily still be going west.
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  Speaker 6: You've got to constantly be aware of that. And I'm
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  Speaker 6: just pointing that out to you because I know that
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  Speaker 6: on your journey, a lot of times you get sidetracked.
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  Speaker 1: And part of the ways we get sidetracked is we
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  Speaker 1: lose out on that very the very beneficial resource of prayer.
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  Speaker 1: We lose out. Our connection with God gets strained. The
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  Speaker 1: thicker you can keep the cord connected to God.
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  Speaker 6: If you thin out your communication with God, and instead
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  Speaker 6: of having a big thick cable.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're dealing with a little red.
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  Speaker 6: You know, a cable is stronger than thread, and so
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  Speaker 6: it just decreases your opportunity. And so you know, I
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  Speaker 6: wanted to just make you aware of that, and uh,
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  Speaker 6: you know, to ever be encouraged and to say to
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  Speaker 6: everybody out there and just keep your head up. It
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  Speaker 6: is going to be dark days for you. There are
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  Speaker 6: going to be situations where it's going to be daunting
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  Speaker 6: and hard to face. But man, oh man, oh man,
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  Speaker 6: everybody has to face these challenges. Everybody get dark sometimes.
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  Speaker 6: You know, look, if you didn't lose, if you didn't lose,
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  Speaker 6: you wouldn't even appreciate winning because if it all went
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  Speaker 6: your weight all the time. Do you know how complacent
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  Speaker 6: and content and how easy life would be if it
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  Speaker 6: just went your.
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  Speaker 1: Way all the time.
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  Speaker 6: So when it kept going your way, you wouldn't even
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  Speaker 6: appreciate it because guess what, it's been going this way
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  Speaker 6: the whole time. So what life does is it has
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  Speaker 6: checks and balances. These hard times are coming, and you
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  Speaker 6: need the hard times to appreciate the good times. You
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  Speaker 6: need the clouds and you need the rain to appreciate
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  Speaker 6: the sun and the flowers. It's just when it comes
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  Speaker 6: to prayer, though, just stay prayed up, stay constant with it,
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  Speaker 6: because the challenges of life are coming, whether you prayed
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  Speaker 6: up or not, they're coming. Understand that you could pray
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  Speaker 6: every day all day. When you get through praying every
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  Speaker 6: day all day, something gonna happen to you. That's gonna
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  Speaker 6: be challenging.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 6: I would rather have been in communication with God on
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  Speaker 6: a regular than wait till every time something pop off
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  Speaker 6: to have to go to and reintroduce myself. Okay, it
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  Speaker 6: was over a little around the board with it today,
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  Speaker 6: but that's how it came to me. So that is
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  Speaker 6: I ain't mad at it. Y'all have a great day.
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  Speaker 6: We're gonna have a good one day.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 6: Steve Harvey Morning Show. What's up everybody? This she mayor
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  Speaker 6: Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 3: You know what.
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  Speaker 6: This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And I want
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  Speaker 6: to remind you all that you got to start your
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  Speaker 6: day with the proper attitude. And it doesn't always start
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  Speaker 6: that way sometimes, I'll admit, because we're humans, sometimes you
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  Speaker 6: wake up and you allow negative moment to creep into
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  Speaker 6: your head and then it starts to fester. To negate negativity.
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  Speaker 6: The best way to negate negativity is with gratitude. Gratitude
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  Speaker 6: replaces that immediately. So I had a little brief moment
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  Speaker 6: this morning and I just started being grateful, Start telling
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  Speaker 6: God how much I appreciated what all I have, the
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  Speaker 6: things He's done for me, the things he's allowed me
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  Speaker 6: to overcome, the winds I had when it looks like
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  Speaker 6: a loss, when he picked me up, when they tried
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  Speaker 6: to knock me down, when he held me above the fray,
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  Speaker 6: when they was throwing rocks at me, and I just
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  Speaker 6: got grateful. So that's what it is. So we grateful
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  Speaker 6: this morning. Welcome to the Steve Harven Morning Show. I'm
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  Speaker 6: gonna start this day off with it joke. I don't
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  Speaker 6: normally do that, and we're gonna have to beat this
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  Speaker 6: joke because it was the only way for me to
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  Speaker 6: say it good. But it made me laugh this morning.
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  Speaker 6: I just wanted to share it with you. Get the
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  Speaker 6: beat button ready. This joke is about older men, and
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  Speaker 6: I thought about myself, if I had to do a
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  Speaker 6: job in if you hire, would go This is why
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  Speaker 6: older men don't get higher. This is why. Human resource
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  Speaker 6: manager says to an old man he's about eighty years old.
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  Speaker 6: He said, what is your greatest weakness? The old man replied,
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  Speaker 6: my honesty? The home depot manager, excuse me, let's start
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  Speaker 6: the joke over. I don't do jokes good. I can't
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  Speaker 6: stand joe because I said the home depot manager. It's
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  Speaker 6: the whole resource kick a got all right, here we go,
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  Speaker 6: this is why you can't hire old man. Human resource
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  Speaker 6: manager says, what is your greatest weakness?
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  Speaker 1: The old man said, my honesty.
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  Speaker 6: The human resource manager says, I don't think honesty is
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  Speaker 6: a weakness.
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  Speaker 1: The old man said, I don't give a what you think.
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  Speaker 2: Honesty.
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  Speaker 5: He just told you.
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  Speaker 1: You're hired. It's my greatest week star.
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  Speaker 6: I don't really think honest did the weakness? Well, I
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  Speaker 6: don't give up what you said. That's my joke. This
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  Speaker 6: morning man, like you know, that had me hollered. This
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  Speaker 6: morning man got me into a good move. He told him,
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  Speaker 6: my greatest weakness is my honesty. He just told me
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  Speaker 6: my honesty.
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  Speaker 1: I just told it to you.
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  Speaker 3: He said, No, he ain't.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think that's a weekend. Well, I don't really
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  Speaker 6: what should take Well.
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  Speaker 1: I was honestly.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, that's the way to kick off for Friday.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they helped me out this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Friday.
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  Speaker 5: Phone, don't turn it into freedom Friday, man, and turn
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  Speaker 5: it into freedom Friday.
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  Speaker 6: You know what, I think I might pick myself up
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  Speaker 6: with a cupboat jokes today.
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  Speaker 7: All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 7: we'll hear from the nephews. He runs that prank back
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  Speaker 7: right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. It is
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  Speaker 7: time now for the nephew to run that prank back.
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  Speaker 7: What you got for us, nef Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, no, no, no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 5: We lashing out, Shirley. This is where you you ladies
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  Speaker 5: go get your eyelashes done. You understand what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: We lashing out. That's what we got it cause these
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  Speaker 5: lashes have gotten out of control. Okay, if your lashes
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  Speaker 5: are past your nose, come on now, Yes, that's a
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  Speaker 5: that's a bit much. That is a bit much, so
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  Speaker 5: cat dog, if you would, we're gonna lash out a
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  Speaker 5: little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go.
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  Speaker 8: Hey is clashing out? How can we lash out?
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Bianca.
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  Speaker 8: This is Bianca.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, listen, my name is Brian my my wife, Jamie
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  Speaker 5: come up there and get her eyelashes done.
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  Speaker 6: Is uh?
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  Speaker 1: Who the who's the owner of this place? I am Brian?
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  Speaker 8: What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 6: Going on?
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  Speaker 9: You be?
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  Speaker 10: You be?
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  Speaker 1: You the one that owned the place.
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  Speaker 8: I'm Bianca. I'm the owner. We opened about a year
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  Speaker 8: and a half ago, proud, happy, black owned, women owned,
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  Speaker 8: woman owned establishment. What can I do for you?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, here's the deal.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sick and tired of my wife coming up there,
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  Speaker 5: and then when she get back home, she got these
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  Speaker 5: thick ass eyelashes on and they long as hell, you know.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it's these eyelashes thicking of somebody's mustache. It's
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  Speaker 5: a shame, you know. Now they told her to take that.
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  Speaker 8: Hold up, Brian. Now I may or may not be
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  Speaker 8: the person doing it, but whoever, I'm pretty sure probably
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  Speaker 8: that sounds familiar. But whoever, we have a lot of customers.
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  Speaker 8: But whoever comes in here, they pick their lashes. We
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  Speaker 8: we you know, we collaborate. But the girls are saying
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  Speaker 8: what they want done, they pick it. So if they're thick,
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  Speaker 8: they're sick because they want them thick.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well these are two they too thick. And then
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  Speaker 5: and they too long. Your eyelasses ain't supposed to be
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  Speaker 5: sticking away. I pass your nose. That's a shame. But
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  Speaker 5: let me let me tell you what I'm getting at though.
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  Speaker 5: Here's here's here's my reason for calling. If my wife
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  Speaker 5: comes home one more say what.
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  Speaker 8: Brian, can you send her down? Because I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 8: running a business here and you sound crazy. They can
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  Speaker 8: cheer you through the fall. The girls looking at me
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  Speaker 8: in the chair. I don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: Can you calm down? You loud and screaming.
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  Speaker 5: All I'm saying is if my wife come home with
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  Speaker 5: these long, thick as I lasses again, I'm gonna come
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  Speaker 5: up there and raise Holy hell at that place.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you the truth about that.
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  Speaker 8: You know, what are you talking about? What are you
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  Speaker 8: threatening me? You are not coming up here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming up there.
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  Speaker 5: You if my wife coming home with them thick as
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  Speaker 5: long eye lasses again, I am no.
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  Speaker 8: You're not coming up here. We just opened a year
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  Speaker 8: and half ago. We are doing that. We don't need
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  Speaker 8: no drama for nobody. You need to talk to your wife.
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  Speaker 8: It's your marriage. Don't come down here taking it.
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  Speaker 5: Ain't nothing wrong with my marriage The only thing wrong
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  Speaker 5: with my marriage is he thinking as I lasting and.
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  Speaker 2: They too long.
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  Speaker 8: That's why are you? Why are you calling me with this?
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  Speaker 5: See now I'm yes because I'm calling because this is
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  Speaker 5: what she got her eyelashes done.
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  Speaker 8: Oh my god, Oh my god. Then you need to
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  Speaker 8: talk to your wife. Okay, I need to calm down.
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  Speaker 8: I'm running a business here. What you're trying to do
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  Speaker 8: sabotage me? What you work for?
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  Speaker 1: The How are you trying to stat now?
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  Speaker 5: But I'll tell you what if she come home with
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  Speaker 5: these long thickets as our lads again, I'm gonna come
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  Speaker 5: up there and I'm gonna find all the violates and
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  Speaker 5: the codes and everything building codes, and I will get
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  Speaker 5: you shut down if we don't stop these long thickets
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  Speaker 5: as I last.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Brian, I'm from the south Side so much. You
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  Speaker 8: need to back up because now you're threatening my livelihood. Yes,
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna go there with you. You're threatened in my livelihood.
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  Speaker 8: You're threatening the jobs of so many girls here.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 8: You need to talk to your wife and you just
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  Speaker 8: back up. And I am sorry to Kurt. We try
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  Speaker 8: to speak class here, but now you're making me lash
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  Speaker 8: out at from lash out, But you need to back up.
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  Speaker 8: This is my job and people have jobs. What are
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  Speaker 8: you doing threatening to come up here. I'm gonna call
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  Speaker 8: the cops on you, and you will not be able
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  Speaker 8: to come here, and we will not let you get
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  Speaker 8: her her eyelashes on. And you need to fix your
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  Speaker 8: marriage because you got some anger issues. Clearly you pissed
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  Speaker 8: off at your wife and you're calling us, threatening to
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  Speaker 8: ruin our business. Why what is your wife's name?
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  Speaker 1: My wife name is? My wife name is Jamie?
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  Speaker 6: Okay?
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  Speaker 8: Does anybody is here no Jamie? Or do Jamie blashes? Okay?
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  Speaker 8: It's like four girls raising her hand because everybody goes
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  Speaker 8: to somebody different, so I don't know who is does
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  Speaker 8: Jamie blashes? But you got some anger issues? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no anger issue.
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  Speaker 5: The only problem I got is my wife having some long,
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  Speaker 5: thick eyelashes and they further out than her nose and
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  Speaker 5: thinking in on somebody's muchstair.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I got a problem with.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, you know what, Jamie just needs to leave your
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  Speaker 8: because if you got an issue, call her. Why are
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  Speaker 8: you calling us?
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  Speaker 5: Why wouldn't I call the people that put the thick
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  Speaker 5: eyelashes on why wouldn't I Well.
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  Speaker 8: First of all, you need to talk to Jamie and
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  Speaker 8: send her up here. We're gonna tell her not to
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: leave your first of all. Second of all, I don't.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: I cannot help you.
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: You are interrupting my grinding. Okay, we are interrupting our grinding.
• 19:00
  Speaker 8: We got a business going here. What is your problem?
• 19:03
  Speaker 8: Can't you go do some work, Go and talk to
• 19:05
  Speaker 8: your wife and fix your marriage.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: You know, I'll tell you. I'll tell you what, Beyonca,
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what you're not trying to fix. No, no, no,
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: you're not trying to fix the problem.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I'll be up there. I'll be up there and and
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: I would bring somebody that was shut that.
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: Right now call him now, tell them somebody who's coming
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: up here? And they're threatening us a lash out call.
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: See they are three girls calling right now. Bring your
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: little up here, mother, come on, come on, bring in,
• 19:32
  Speaker 8: bring it up here.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you some is Carmen up there?
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: Karmen is sitting in my face right now? What is
• 19:41
  Speaker 8: going on doing?
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: You know him?
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: Card?
• 19:44
  Speaker 8: Why are you asking me about Karma?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Where's where's Carmen at? Right now?
• 19:48
  Speaker 8: See right here? Looking at me.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: What what is.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Is she laughing?
• 19:54
  Speaker 8: Hold on, yeah, now she's starting to laugh. She's going on,
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: y'all got looking crazy at night?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Can calm down?
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: Baby?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Check this out. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morty Show. Your girl Carmen got me the prank
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: phone call you.
• 20:10
  Speaker 8: Oh oh my god.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: Okay, you know what y'all got.
• 20:16
  Speaker 8: Me out here looking dad? I cannot Tommy, Tommy, nephew Tommy,
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, way, oh.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: My god, what's girl. I'm just lashing out a little bit,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: that's all. I'm just lasting.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 20:36
  Speaker 8: I'm sorry, Nephew Tommy, I was acting crazy.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: You got to tell the nephew what is the baddest
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: the one, the.
• 20:46
  Speaker 8: Only Steve Harvey Morning Show, always forever. I love y'all.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Uh huh. I did that thing right there. That's it.
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: I'll be back in a minute.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: All right, nephew, thank you.
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: Coming up next, it is asked the CLO or Chief
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building right after this,
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: Steve Harbin Martin, so mad.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: The most important lesson you learned Steve from your parents.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: That I wasn't supposed to be here, They reminded you days. Baby.
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: My dad had constantly told me that my mama had
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: me at forty two. I was talking to my father
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: one time. I said, Dawn, I need to talk to you.
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: Say you can go ahead and talk to me, but
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: you do know you ain't even supposed to be here
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: for here?
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: What cold Steve.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: Harvey Morning show coming up right after.
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: It is time to ask our chief love Officer. Steve
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: Harvey asked the clo All right kid in Memphis. Right, So,
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: I'm fifty six years old and I spent an entire
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: Saturday doing meal prep for my elderly parents.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I went by to.
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: Drop the food off, and my older sister had cooked
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: for them. She said, they asked her to. I've been
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: doing it for months, so why couldn't can they tell me?
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: Well, dog, they ain't like your food prep, All that
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: dry food you make. Probyn'na be heating this little bland
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: stuff up you're trying to make for them. They want it.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: They want a home cooked meal. Food prep you know
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: how to for the week?
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: Bring it all over, all that stuff you put them
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: in another tougher way and set in the cloth you
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: might want that. They asked her to come cook for them, dog,
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: that's all. And they told you by having they sister
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: come over here. They an't want to hurt your feeling.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: But you came in early. They was gonna be full.
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: They were gonna let you pack it in refrigerator. They're
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: gonna call her back over there. She's gonna cook some
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: motor this week too. Yeah, don't nobody want you to
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: dry food prep.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: But they couldn't tell her because they don't want to
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: hurt her feeling.
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't might want all the hospital food, all right.
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: Moving on to Virginia and Jacksonville, Virginia says, I'm now
• 22:53
  Speaker 7: the mistress in my ex husband's life. The sex is terrible,
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: but I want his new wife to see how it
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: feels to be cheap it on. I plan to send
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: her a video that I took of us in the act.
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: Part of me says, don't do it. And should I
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: settle the score or not? Is her question.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: It's no score to settle.
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: It's not a score to settle, you know, man, y'all people,
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: people gotta stop thinking that if you ruin it for
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: somebody that there ain't no cost to you.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: You gotta stop thinking that.
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: Folks. You can't take matters into your end. I almost
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: settle the score. Settle what score? There's no score to settle.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Well, you're getting used again. The sex is terrible.
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: But you've made a video and you're gonna send it
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: to her, and then what so she'll see how I feel?
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: She already.
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: Look, everybody pay for every all of their sins, don't
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: You don't. You don't get to skipped through free. And
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: just because you don't know how the payment worked out,
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: it ain't up to you to decide what payment is.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: That's why they say beinga it's his mind, said the lord.
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: Because once you start getting in there, then you got
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: to pay for your wrong too. Now you sleeping with
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: a married man, you're gonna have to pay for that.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: You vidy made a video. You do know when you
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: send a video, you're gonna be in the video now
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: in nothing say she done got to post that video,
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: which would bring you some motion. You see, you just
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: you don't even understand you thinking you're gonna all right
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: when you dig that hole, dig too, we're all right.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Moving on, I hope you got that, Virginia.
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: Moving on to Fay and Richmond Fay says, I've been
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: married nine years and my husband has never once washed clothes.
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: I got home from a revival and he had washed
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: our bedding and the towels. He said he was trying
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: to surprise me and be nice. Would I be wrong
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: to second guess him?
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: Go on, second So what you think you think he
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: had somebody in the bed that's why he was, Yeah,
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: washing the bed sheets and stuff.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't he just throw them away?
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: She would ask, Really, where's my way to comfort her?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: And what and the towels?
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: We better go answer that question? Then that then than
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: this here? It didn't mess she came up with. And
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: I'm not really the one that asked, because I ain't
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: watched the thing and I can't even count the years.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know neither her husband and I.
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: Don't even know.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Really how to turn the washing machine on. No more.
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: They got these new ones now, and they got all
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: these instructions on them. I don't even know.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: But they got power but what you well, they had
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: power button? But then what I do after that? Put
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: the the detergent in rest the time?
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: Whoa who put detergent? Where where it goes? And where
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: where asked that? Because it don't look like.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Crazy?
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: What happened to just pull it in and there on
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: the clothes? I don't do that's the last time I
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: washed them clothes. Wow, you pull it in and then
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: you pull pull the stuff. Or you sprinkled powder on
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: top of all the clothes and then you shut it
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: and cut it on.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: They don't do that no more? See that right there?
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: And that's all I got for you.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, her husband hasn't washed in nine years.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: That's I got. Your husband beat Pete? All right?
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: So h so should she second guess him? That's her question?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: No second guessing for what? But your second guessing.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Saying why would he wash these clothes?
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: He hasn't washed clothes in nine years, while all of
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: a sudden is he washing the linen?
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: What are you trying to make it out to be?
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they messed up the bedland in?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Really you you're not.
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: You're not even You don't have a suspicion that your
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: husband is cheating. Your stun that he watched something after
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: nine years? Yes, but now you're gonna introduce cheating into
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: the me. That's crazy to me?
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Why all of a sudden when he do this, that's
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: what it is.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: But his ways, Shirley, you want.
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: Y'all sitting up here, though y'all didn't added this into it,
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: and y'all okay with it.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: I don't think he cheated, but I'm saying that's where
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: she's coming from.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Hello.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: I think she complained about him not doing anything Washington,
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: So I think he just said, well, I do the
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: bids and the towels. I don't think this man is
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: crazy enough to cheat and bring another woman to his
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: bedroom in his house.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Stupid. That's me.
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: From a revival. And he had washed our bedding and
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: the towels, but revival. Sometimes she's suspicious. It must have
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: been something else. Yes, she's suspicious of him after nine
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: years of not washing.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I wonder if he used game though? Did he use?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Would you rather?
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Are you stunned to Steve?
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just how how you just soaked?
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: What? Why is?
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Why is it down with y'all?
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: I don't even want to spill, because when you change
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: your behavior, I mean.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: You don't know you've changed, but that day what it't mean?
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: Though he changed after nine years he washed something, that's
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: a change anyway, it's security camera.
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: Hold on, hold on, hold on, let me tell you something.
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: I powerwashed my ATV the other day. Look at I've
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: never powerwashed an ATV in my life, but the other
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: day I powerwash it. That's so.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Did I have a girl on that riding with me
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to wash her sin off of it?
• 29:07
  Speaker 10: Huh?
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm making sure it wasn't no DNA own it
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: wasn't no fragermails extra straight hair, ain't no hair come
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: out the lace front and got on the bike.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Why did I wash that?
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: She's suspicious for some reason, though, Steve? All right, thank you, Celo. Hey, y'all,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: this is Monica.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: This is Spike Lee.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Hey, this is Mary J. Blood Yo.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: This is Stephen A. Smith.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Hey, this is Shaka Kahan.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: You have no idea what it is. This is Carlos Miller.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: And this may or may not be the Steve Harvey
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Morning Show.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Uncle Neff
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: are here three days?
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: Yes, yes, so lovely. So you guys, you and have
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: some grilling tips for grill rules and all of that. Yeah,
• 30:03
  Speaker 7: let's get started. What you got do you clean your grill?
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: H not that much.
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: I really just I really just brush off the residue
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: from the last time that fall into the flame.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't clean the grill completely.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: You don't clean it.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: You don't on that heat hit it once that he'd hit.
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: See I put that. I put that grill over that fire,
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: fire kill all journey, and you just scrub it up
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: so it leaves.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I take my steel brushing clean it. But I want
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: that seasoning and there you do. Now walk me through this.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Walk me through marinateing a slab of reel.
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: Now, marinating the slab of reel for me is very
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: simple because you can do it overnight, but it's not necessary.
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: I do like a thirty five forty five hour long process.
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: The first thing I do, I go down to Walmart.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: Got this thing that can peel the skin off the
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: back of the ribs. That's the first day. That little
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: that little thin layered skin that that's real chewy.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I takes that off. See I peel that off. Keep going.
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: I'm listening, because this is how you really get your
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: meat to taste right. You take that skin off that's
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: on the.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Bone side of the rib. So serious time get this
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: feel like yeah, and you should be.
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: Head cooking. I only use a dry rub. That's all
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: I use. And I have a special dry rub that
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: I use. All right, so you put that on? How
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: long you just let this?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: First, I got my fire outside going right, But I
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: prefer the big green egg. That's what I got.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's the best way.
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: Then once I get that cold down there, I pull
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: them to three quarter side of the grill because I
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: got the big one, and I leave a fourth of
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: the grill with.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: No coal under it. I pull all the cold forward.
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: So I'm only on three fourths of the grill. That
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: bast in case my meat get to go on a
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: little hot, I got a little cool spot. I can
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: push the meat too, keep it from direct heat cook it.
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: Then when I shut the lid down, I monitor the
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: dampers and the drafts on it to keep it around
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: two seventy five two fifty.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: That's good cooking temp right there?
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: What you want? Got that green egg in there. Now
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: I've rubbed my meat with this dry rub. I take
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: it out there and I set it on the grill
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: rebside down, ribside down at two seventy five, and I
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: shut it.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Fifty five five minutes later. Come on, take him on.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: I open the lid and you can start eating baby
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: bags that fact. Yes, sir, that's all you do.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: You ever wrap yours in four No? I do nothing. Okay,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: you've seen that process though, right, I've seen there's nothing
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: wrong with it.
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: You put them on four five, But you can put
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: them on for about forty five what about thirty minutes
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: and then take them off, wrap and put them back
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: on and let him cook the rest of the way
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: in the fall y.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: See, I don't wrap my meat.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Well, is there a problem with wrapping your beat?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, he sounds.
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: I'm just saying it ain't the sacondah against but it's
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: not the same.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Said, come on, I felt like I was going the
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: wrong way. I biled out of this and Tommy was
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: just taking you there.
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: But fifty five to fifty seven minutes on one side,
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: I never flipped the meat, right, really, I never flip
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: it because what happens is when you cook it just
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: bone side down, and you know it ain't no meat
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: on the bone side of the reb sea. But what
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: it does is it seals it real nice, and it
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: keeps the meat real juicy because you put a sear
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: on the bone side and then the smoke and my
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: wood chips cooked the meat on the top.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: So why do people flip their meat? I mean, I
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: see that all you know.
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: I mean my brother flippes me, My daddy flipped this week.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: I just don't.
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: I just don't because it's not necessary and you get
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: you get a real tender piece of baby back. I
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: do this now.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: I'm ask anybody that didn't have my ribs. Now here's
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: what a lot of people don't perfect Because now you
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: did turn me on the sun. That was good, that
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: lump cold. I never knew nothing about that tea. That's
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: the only thing I messed with.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: That's that's now. What's that? That's that's like wood that's
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: already been burners. Yeah, and it's when they have uh
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: sports fires. Yeah, all them charred.
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: Trees, that's what it is. That's perfect for barbecue. Love
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: cod Central Market got hurt as the best of it.
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: I bet a lot of bellows of Central Market grocery store.
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: It's made by Central Market. Well they bag it up
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: as what I mean, Well, yeah, it's it's all the same.
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: But Green Egg has a good version that's usually the
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: most burned. You know, because you could see some of
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: the wood in some of it.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: You ain't never seeing the green eggs. Shure, the smoker
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: s not actually green eggs and ham. Girl, God, this
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: this this is too much. Just sit and wait till
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: not only can she not cooked, she don't even know
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: the brands of applying smoke. I green eggs at the
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: barbecue brown up? Oh my gosh, upset, that's real sad?
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: What your real green egg?
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, go on, Steve. Sorry, all right, So
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: we learned a lot grilling with Steve Man. Yeah, yeah,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Tommy is a good grill. Yes you can, sir. I
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: will be grilling this weekend. I won't be eating out
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: there on that grill.
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: We'll be back with more right after this. You're listening
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: Steve Hardy Morning Show time now for a round of
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: would you rather? Would you rather stay the age you
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: are physically forever? Or would you rather stay the way
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: you are now financially forever? B? B? The age you
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: are physically or the way you are financially B.
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: I won't stick with I'd like to stay with he
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: keep my health where it is right now? Yeah, I
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: keep that. Yeah, that's more important than money.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Off of Late night menus, Would you rather be a world.
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: But if your plan is to make more money anyway,
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: and you could stay right where you at physically without aging,
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: now I'm gonna take that one though.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, ten dollars fries is what I'm tay.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: You still stick with, stand by your hands and be.
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: Would you rather shower with your celebrity crush or would
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: you rather shower with your high school crush?
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: H celebrity, I don't goodn't hell? Well, sust your turner.
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: Don't look nothing like that. Your high school crush be
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: jammed all up in that corner in that shower. There
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: ain't no water getting on me. I'm going down?
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: What a what?
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: Ad?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: It's back? It's up here, baby.
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: No, I'm pretty sure I ain't seen I don't know.
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: I ain't seen it since I ain't seen it since Wow,
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: probably high school.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: But I bet you if I saw, I.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Would the reunions.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: Would you rather bring food into the bedroom or would
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: you rather bring pop props into the bedroom?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Props? I don't like the crop. Yeah, I'm gonna go
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: with the food.
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: There's too many so there's too many motives and stuff going.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: Yes, I ain't never need.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: It all that, No, because what I can't hear somebody
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: be talking about some your turn? What I can't do?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: What the motor do?
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: What you're doing with this ninety three octaneing here?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Gas in the gas. This is my time we talk horsepower. Yeah,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: you got going on?
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: Would you rather be with a jealous, hard working spouse
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: or would you rather be with a lazy but trusting spouse.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take her lazy to deal with. I don't.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I ain't got tap of that jealous spot, lay it
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: up and won't do it. I'll cool. I can have
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: that all right?
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Thanks guys, that's today's round.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Would you rather be real fine?
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: To get that? Last?
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Coming up?
• 39:44
  Speaker 7: In Steve show Man, Flora says, I've been sleeping with
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: our yard man for a while and he doesn't like
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: wearing protection. We got into an argument about it, and
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: now he's not answering my husband's text to come to
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: our are. How can he be so petty when he
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: knows I'm married here right here?
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: God, y'all, y'all got to quit writing us with all
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: this craziness, acting like it's normal.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, you're not qualified.
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: Don't what y'all want me to do? Yes, y'all. Y'all,
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: I can't apply no rules to this stuff cause y'all
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: keep coming up with all this abnormal mess like his
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: regnant after you.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: All right, So this summer heat wave really hot. We've
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: been sweating.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: We know how hot it is.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: And you know, think about kids today.
• 40:42
  Speaker 7: They don't really know how to play the games that
• 40:44
  Speaker 7: we used to play back in the day during summer.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: So guys want to ask you this question.
• 40:50
  Speaker 7: Can you, guys reminisce and tell us about some of
• 40:52
  Speaker 7: the games you played outside. I know you have some story, Steve,
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: give us some suggestions about what the kids can do
• 40:59
  Speaker 7: to stay quick this summer.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Get your daddy's uh pipe wrench.
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: Go down there and take that take that nozzle off
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: that fire hydrant and get all the water you want.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Awe, turn that sprinkle on in the front yard and
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: just run your back and forth.
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: Ah.
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: Let your mama take that nozzle off that fire hose
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: and put her thumb on it and spray yord I
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: act like y'all don't remember that. Man, Please, I'm gonna
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: tell you something I did one time. Man, we played
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: hide and go seek. One time I hid on the
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: Miss Payne's porch. I lif fainted under there was so hot.
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: Nobody never found you, man, ain't nobody found me and
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: I forgot we was playing. I was lost consciousness under
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: that high porch. Yeah, man, I crawled out and they
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: found me. I was just trying to crawl getting my
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: head out in that driveway. Get some app man. I
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: love it.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Man U s all right, iron man, because you.
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: Know what, man, we playing hide and go see. I
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: had heard so good under that porch. You know how
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: they go and free. I didn't. I couldn't even muster
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: up the strip to crawl out. Money to the porch.
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: I was into the porch, going help help meet other kids.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Kids.
• 42:33
  Speaker 11: Tell you what, man, I'm a fun though. We were
• 42:35
  Speaker 11: growing up cause we have to go outside. I'm going
• 42:36
  Speaker 11: outside with fun. We wouldn't played like it was a job.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I said nine that morning. You couldn't come back in
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: there till five.
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: Like I had to eat two bowls of cyreal before
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: I went outside. Ain't coming back to look. We find
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: to go out here and play these hard games.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Tag. I'm playing tag with sock nim and they fast football,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: touch on the concrete, tackling the grass.
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: It.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Sideline stick.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: All of that go down there and go fence hopping.
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: Started to down at the end of the street and
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: just hop fences. Whoever get to the top of the
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: block first win. But you had to go past cane
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: No see cans chained.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: The German shepherd.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Did you have a win when you hop the fences?
• 43:31
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, let's get I could go man. I was
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: from the country, you know. That's all I did was
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: climb on stuff so I could win. You got caught
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: one of them barbe fence because yeah called up shirt
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: hell shirt boy rough rough from the get your shirt.
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: My heart hung up on top of the I mean
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: just hanging on it, bleeding, you know, because you don't
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: know you got your belt loop caught on that thing.
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: You the Toyo jeans and don't more than lee jeans. Man.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I was just dangling from the fense. My brother had
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: to come get me done.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, did you up playing sports?
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah? God's ball? What about God? I was scared of
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Larry old lad. I could throw that ball, so done
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: out you know what we call.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: You know, we did up.
• 44:41
  Speaker 11: We had found a set of golf club. We didn't
• 44:43
  Speaker 11: know nothing back golf in the hood. Eric were dug
• 44:46
  Speaker 11: a hole across at an abandoned house.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: That was the hole. Everybody had a club.
• 44:51
  Speaker 11: I'm over there trying to get this ball across the
• 44:53
  Speaker 11: street with a pudd We ain't know nothing.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Back golf show, fun time till I was exhausted, right
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: right back, all right, thank you guys.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Coming up next to the nephew with today's frank phone call. Hey, y'all,
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: this is Monica, This is Spike Lee.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Mary J.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Blood.
• 45:17
  Speaker 10: Yo.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: This is Steven A. Smith.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Hey, this is Chaka Kahan.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: You have no idea what it is. This is Carlos Miller.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: And this may or may not be the Steve Harvey
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Morning Show.
• 45:26
  Speaker 7: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 45:33
  Speaker 7: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
• 45:39
  Speaker 7: get a load of this subject, pack a bag and
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: the snack because you ain't going back.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: We'll get into that. Find out what that's all about. Okay,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: you did situation going on.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that.
• 45:51
  Speaker 7: Find out what that's all about in just a few
• 45:54
  Speaker 7: because right now it is time for the nephew and
• 45:57
  Speaker 7: today's prank Phone call nephew.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: What you got We got a stolen call on the situation,
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: Shirley stolen car in the prank today.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a problem. That's one thing.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: You call a black man and tell him your car
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: has been is a stolen car. That's not your car.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: That car has been stolen. Yeah, you bought a stolen car.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: That's what you did. Here we go, let's go get
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: the stolen car.
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: Hello.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Hello, I'm trying to reach a Trevor please.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that's me, sir.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: You purchased a Navy blue from a used car lot
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: dealership called a car lot. I don't know, maybe six
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: or seven months ago.
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: Am I right right?
• 46:39
  Speaker 9: It was six months ago.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: Now you've been paying notes on this car, I know,
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: for the last six months, and you know, I hate
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: to be a burden of bad news. Actually, my name
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: is Detective Justin and I'm giving you a call to
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: let you know that the actual vehicle, this Navy blueesh
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: that you purchased, is actually.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: A stolen vehicle.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: And we've actually been looking for this car for the
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: last uh I've been pretty much close to a year now,
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: maybe a little over a year. We've been looking for this.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: I work in the Auto theft division and uh, hold on,
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: argue detective justin, sir, and I'm in the auto theft
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: division here at the police Department.
• 47:26
  Speaker 9: I think you got the wrong I think you got
• 47:28
  Speaker 9: the wrong guys man, because my car was it.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: No, sir, it's it's it's And I've done the trace
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: on on and I know this is probably a shock
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: to you, but we're we're right on point with this thing.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: You've got the navy blue you did buy it.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: You did buy it at the car lot dealership, and
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: that uh and it's the exact one, and the license plate, sirt,
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: they do match up. And uh, I know this is
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: a bit of a shock to you, but your car
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: is actually a stolen car. So the dealership, sir, actually
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: sold you a stolen car. And I know you did
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: not know that. I know that it was not any
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: information that you already knew. And I know you thought
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: that you were just purchasing a legitimate car. But you
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: have a stolen car, mister Trevor.
• 48:15
  Speaker 9: And no, no, I think you got the wrong person,
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: because this car is not stolen. For real, this is
• 48:22
  Speaker 9: not stolen, sir.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: I can go all day with you and try to
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: make you understand what's going on here. And I know
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: it's probably some some blurry information that's not clear to you,
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: but at the end of the day, your car is stolen.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: I am gonna have to either get someone to come
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: out and impound it or you.
• 48:40
  Speaker 9: No, no, I think y'all might need to go back
• 48:42
  Speaker 9: over y'all records, man, because I think y'all real. I
• 48:46
  Speaker 9: think y'all got the wrong person.
• 48:48
  Speaker 7: It's sir.
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you once and I'm gonna tell you again.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: You have a car that's stolen that I have to
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: have in my possession by the end of the day.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Now I can't get the end of the day.
• 48:59
  Speaker 8: For real, man, you.
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: Got sir, you have a stolen car, and you're gonna
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: need to bring that car into the police station so
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: we can get this thing rectified.
• 49:08
  Speaker 9: I'm man, for real, man, hold on, let me talk
• 49:12
  Speaker 9: about this.
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 49:13
  Speaker 9: I don't know the audi she's telling me.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: For real, Sir, I understand what you're saying, but do
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: you realize you're talking to a police officer here.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: I am detective. I am detective justin. I am open
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: who you are.
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I hold them is no longer sir.
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: We've had to actually shut them down for the time
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: being until we get quite a few cars rectified that
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: I've got more than just your vehicle, sir, that's been
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: that that has auto theft tied to it.
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: That's two things.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Either you're gonna bring it to me or I'm gonna
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: come get it now. Which one do you want to
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: do to get real?
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: Sir?
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: I don't want to have this to have to get
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: go to a level of where it doesn't need to be.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: But I need to get that car in my possession.
• 49:59
  Speaker 9: Okay, look, look, look, listen while I'm telling you.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, are you listening?
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: I'm listening, sir.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, look, list somebody gonna tay me my three hundred
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: seventy seven dollars and fifty two cents I've been paying
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: for the last six months unless you gonna pay me
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: that give me back my trade in said, get this. Man,
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: I ain't out here what you're talking about for real? No,
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: he's coming at me with man. I worked too hard
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: to be keeping up seat notes by here. Man, I
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: got that am I reast to take care and you
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: come to talk about you try to take my car
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: because something that happened before I bart it and what
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: I don't even know this is true. Like I said,
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: I thank you missing. I think you've got me mixed
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: up with somebody else. What y'all just now coming in
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: me talking this.
• 50:42
  Speaker 9: I ain't heard nothing about this before, sir.
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: It's taking us a while to actually track down the
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: car and actually find out exactly where it was. I've
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: tracked this car for the last eight nine months, and
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: I finally found that you are the one that's actually
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: has it in your possession. It happens all the time.
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: It's an unlikely situation, but I got to get you to.
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: Bring it in, and I'm I ain't bring it in,
• 51:03
  Speaker 8: you know what I mean, I ain't bring it.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Y'all got coming to get from me or somebody give
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: me my three hundred seventy dollars fifty two cents I
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: just hand for the last six month. Trust in my back.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Sure, I'm sure you're probably long gone by now.
• 51:18
  Speaker 9: It's probably That's what I'm stumping.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, then then y'all can need at least just come
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: with the money. Come with the money. I just don't
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: get another rossing somewhere else, sir.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not I can't sit here and negotiate with you.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: I'm just a detective that's on this actual case, and
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: I know it's a trying situation, but I am going
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: to have to send some officers out there that that
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: do this type of thing.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: They pick up these cards and bring them into the
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: I wish you would.
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: Send somebody out here to come get my car.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: But if you can't negotay with me, you need to
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: find somebody. Can No. You know, you bring somebody out
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: here if you want to. I don't bring somebody. I
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: got some form. I don't working to man, I'm working
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: the brain put in over time. They gotta state they
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: took I'm working to ut and try to get this car. Man,
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: great got here if you want to.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: For real, sure, hush sure, sir, come, I gotta get
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: you calm down.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: I mean call me. You told me about my car, son,
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: and y'all talking about something to get it from me.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: I know this is a surprise, and I understand that.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: And you got a great You got an honest living,
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: an honest job, and I understand that. But some people
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: have done some dishonest things, and that's what's happened here.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Somebody my father that is my problem right there? That
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: ain't my problem. There was a deal with my answer
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: when I first got it, So write for a problem.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Now I'm not understand that.
• 52:39
  Speaker 9: All I'm saying is.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Is, y'all come with my car.
• 52:43
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna y'all. Look, that's all I'm saying.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: You know what, I don't want to go any further.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing than you can?
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: I do that?
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: What?
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: You just got prayed my your cousin Eric.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: Who you to say this was?
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: This is nephew Telly from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Us, Man,
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: you got pranked by your cousin Matt trouble you all right?
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: Hold on, hey, I got even Leanles cigarette runner.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: All right, man, let me ask you something.
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: You gotta tell me, baby, what's the baddest radio show
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: in the land.
• 53:21
  Speaker 9: Well, man, it's that Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Now you have it.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: That's that Friday Morning stupid right there. You know what
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's that Friday Morning stupid. When you get
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: you two scoops of Friday Morning stupid from the nephew,
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: then you can go on bout your day, okay, Hadisburg, Mississippi,
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: July eleven, tickets on sale right now, y'all already know
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: Singer Theater.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: Are we already talked about it? Y'all know you buying tickets.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: I appreciate that you're coming to see the food and
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: then laying in the cut. July twenty fourth through the
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: twenty six Chicago City wineryd the Nephew was coming to
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: Shy toime. Yes, Lord, I hope I get inside that library.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: I want to go that while I'm there. When I
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: am coming to the shy all right after the Shy.
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: As we move forward, we are going to Pittsburgh, another
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: city winery. August eighth. The Nephew will be in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: Tickets and own sad rent.
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  Speaker 11: friend Shirley Strawberry.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, my good friend, Junior.
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  Speaker 7: Subject, pack up bag and a snack because you ain't
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  Speaker 7: coming back. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm dating a going back
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  Speaker 7: because you ain't going back?
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  Speaker 2: Right? You do that again?
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  Speaker 7: Subjects, Pack a bag and a snack. That ain't you
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  Speaker 7: know kind of threw me. Pack a bag and a
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  Speaker 7: snack because you ain't going back? Okay, I do you
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  Speaker 7: like that, Junior?
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  Speaker 1: I love it with a little bit more better for you.
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  Speaker 1: Pack a bag uh huh and a snack uh huh?
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  Speaker 1: Cause going back.
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  Speaker 6: Ahead?
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  Speaker 2: All right, Thank you, Steve.
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  Speaker 7: Dude, Stephen Shirley, I'm dating a new guy that is
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: either really crazy about me or he's Craig Cray in
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: real life.
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  Speaker 2: He can't seem to get enough of me and wants
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  Speaker 2: to be in my face. Twenty four to seven.
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  Speaker 7: He was married eight years and said he can't live
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  Speaker 7: without companionship. His house is forty five minutes from mine,
• 56:58
  Speaker 7: so when we go on dates. He either sleeps in
• 57:01
  Speaker 7: my guest room or I sleep in his, depending on
• 57:04
  Speaker 7: whose area we spend time. Then I work from home,
• 57:07
  Speaker 7: so I'm always able to work from his home. Two
• 57:10
  Speaker 7: weeks ago, he invited me to a white party and
• 57:13
  Speaker 7: he said to quote pack a bag and a snack
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  Speaker 7: because you ain't going back. He wasn't joking, and I've
• 57:19
  Speaker 7: been at his house for two weeks. He drove me
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  Speaker 7: home to pick up some clothes and water my plants,
• 57:25
  Speaker 7: and I had to get my mail stopped in everything.
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  Speaker 7: He has fixed the guest room up for me, and
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: he brought all of my favorite snacks. I think he
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: might really like me because he doesn't pressure me for
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: sex and he lets me sleep peacefully in my own room.
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: He cooks breakfast most of the time, and we have
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: been cooking dinner together. The question I've been asking him
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: is where is this going. He can't give me a
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: straight answer. He just says this is a trial period
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: to see if we are compatible. I'm thirty four and
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: he's thirty nine, and both of us are still in
• 57:58
  Speaker 7: our prime. Fact that he is locked in on me
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: so quickly it's interesting. I don't doubt that he could
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: be the one, but he's treating me more like a roommate.
• 58:10
  Speaker 7: I sometimes lie in the guest room and wonder why
• 58:12
  Speaker 7: he's not trying to sneak in and make love to me.
• 58:16
  Speaker 7: We have done it a few times and it's really good,
• 58:19
  Speaker 7: but it's like he's rationing it out. Is this a
• 58:22
  Speaker 7: good thing?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Or is this weird to you?
• 58:24
  Speaker 7: I want to know what he's doing in the other
• 58:27
  Speaker 7: bedroom at night. How do I get him to open
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  Speaker 7: up to me? Okay, I think this is a little weird.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: I really do. You don't think so?
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  Speaker 7: I mean, who basically orders someone to pack snacks because
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: they're not going back to their own home?
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Is that what you want?
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: It just doesn't sound like that's what you want to me.
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: I think he has pretty much kidnapped you. That's what
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: it sounds like. For lack of a better term, I
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: think it's all because he's uncomfortable, very uncomfortable being by himself,
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: and that's why he's not bothering you at night or anytime,
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  Speaker 7: because he just needs a body in the house with him.
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  Speaker 2: But you do know that you can go home at
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: any time, right?
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  Speaker 5: You do know this?
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  Speaker 1: He says. It's a trial.
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  Speaker 7: Period to see if you guys are compatible when you ask,
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  Speaker 7: but what is this trial period for? I mean, is
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  Speaker 7: it for marriage? Are you trying to be in a
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: serious relationship? It sounds like he just wants you as
• 59:25
  Speaker 7: a roommate. You said that yourself, But again, what do
• 59:29
  Speaker 7: you want? And you should have a say in how
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: long you want this trial to go on. You don't
• 59:34
  Speaker 7: just have to ask him and get his answer. And
• 59:37
  Speaker 7: if you want to continue to participate in this so
• 59:41
  Speaker 7: called trial period, you should have an opinion on that.
• 59:45
  Speaker 7: In other words, this should have been a joint decision.
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: Tell him you're going home, and that you want to
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: go home and see what he says and how he acts.
• 59:53
  Speaker 7: If he throws a fit or doesn't want to take you, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: he's crazy and you need to leave ASA. I just
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: think you need to think about what you want and
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 7: only you can determine that if you want to leave,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 7: leave Steve.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: I want to say something about Pete. People ask me
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: all the time, Steve, y'all be writing strawberry letters? Y'allself?
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  Speaker 1: Who still can do this? Right here?
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  Speaker 2: Ooh?
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  Speaker 6: Who you know can think of this right here? These
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: just people with real life, real situation. I'll be just
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 6: as stunned as y'all are me and Surety and these
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  Speaker 6: nuns and we'll be going.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell? No, I'm pack a bag and a
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  Speaker 1: snack because you ain't going back, okay.
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  Speaker 6: Now, come to find out later in the letter that
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 6: this woman is thirty four to dude thirty nine. Now
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 6: you're dating this new guy that's really crazy about you,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: or he's Craig Cray in real life.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: He can't get enough time with me. He wants to
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: be in your face. Twenty four seven.
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  Speaker 6: He was married eight years. Said he can't live without companionship.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: Now this is a fact. He cannot live with our companionship.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: Now listen to me. Now, I think he's going to
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: prove to you that he is needy.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: This man is needy.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: Now, when a man tell you he can't live with
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 6: our companion, he can't be alone. I can't stand to
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: be by myself. Get you, that's one red flag, red
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: flag stuck in the ground. Now what you're doing with
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: these red flag is you're collecting them. You picking them up,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: putting them in the back seat of your car, steady
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: riding with him. But that was the first red flag.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: His house forty five minutes from mine, so when we
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 6: go on dates, he just sleeps in my guest room
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: or I sleep in his, depending on who's there. We
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: spend time in a work from house, so I'm always
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: able to work from home. Two weeks ago, y'all got
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: invited to a white party. He said, pack a bag
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: and a snack because you ain't going back. Really, what
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: what the hell you mean?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 8: You ain't.
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  Speaker 6: You ain't asked no questions right there, right there, You
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: ain't saying, wait, minue, what you mean I ain't going back.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: I got a house, I got plants, I got a life.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: I'm paying rent or whatever you're doing. I need to
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: know you didn't get nothing. Yo, dumb packed a bag
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  Speaker 6: and got some snack and.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Went on over there.
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  Speaker 2: She's a hostage.
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  Speaker 7: All right, hang on, we'll have part two of Steve's
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  Speaker 7: response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 7: Today's strawberry letter subjects, pack a bag and a snack
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: because you ain't going back. We'll get back into it
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: come on, let's up recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: pack a bag and a snack because you ain't going back.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 6: Thirty four year old woman dating this guy that's thirty nine.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 6: She thinks he's really the great guy. He's crazy, why
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 6: because he wants to be in her face. Twenty four
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: to seventy man was married for eight years and told
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: her I couldnot live without companionship. Well, I remember now
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: he told that to somebody else too, because he was
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: married for eight years. Now he might not be able
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: to live with companionship, but somebody show decided he wasn't
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: a companion that she wanted to continue to ship with.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 6: So now obviously this ship don't sail the right way.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 6: Now he told you he can't live without companionship. That's
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: a red flag. Ladies, instead of collecting red flags, drive
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 6: over them. You don't put this red flag in your
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: back seat. And you kept riding. He forty five minutes
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: from your house, you forty five minutes from his. So
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 6: when y'all go out on dates, you spend the night
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: in his guest room and he stay in your guest room,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: depending on where y'all spent the time at You work
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 6: from home, so you can work from his house. Two
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 6: weeks ago, he invited you to a white party. And
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 6: then he told you, he said, pack a bag and
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: a snack, cause you ain't going back.
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  Speaker 9: You are.
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  Speaker 6: And voluntary experimental roommate. You are a voluntary experimental roommate.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 6: He was joking. He wasn't joking. And I've been in
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 6: this house for two weeks. He drove you home, picked
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: up some clothes and water. Your players, had to get
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: my mail stopped, and everything you had to or you
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 6: wanted to see ain't.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Nobody got a gun to your head.
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  Speaker 6: So what you're not gonna do is blame this letter
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 6: on him being Craig Craig, because right now he'd have
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: told you what to do, and Yo, dummit is doing
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: it all. You stopped your mail. He fixed up his
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: guest room for me. He bought all your favorite snacks.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: I think he might really like me because he don't
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: pressure me for sex, and he lets me sleep peacefully
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: in my own room. He cooks breakfast most of the time,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: and we've been cooking dinner together. The question I've been
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: asking him is where is this going? And he can't
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: give me a straight answer. Right there. You should have
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: took your back home, I asked him in the first place,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 6: because that pack your bag and a snack because you
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: ain't going back now, you canna stop your mail. You
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: over that water and your plans, trying to make sure
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: they still living, and you over there working from his house.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: Y'all playing husband and wife, but you ain't husband and wife.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 6: Y'all playing house, but y'all don't really live together because
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: you got another house.
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  Speaker 1: Where is this going? Everybody listening to this woman.
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  Speaker 6: Know he says this is a trial here to see
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: if we are compatible. I'm thirty four and he's thirty nine,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: and were still in our prime. So the fact that
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: he's locked in on me so quickly, it's interesting. See, lady,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: this dude he the one. In your mind, he is
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: the one, because you're doing all the things he asking
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 6: you to do, so you can lock him in. And
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: he bene locked in on you, and you like it.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: You ain't never been treated this way, so you like it.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: Now I've been asking him where this is going, and
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 6: he can't give me a straight answer. So now you're
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 6: involved in an experiment that you don't know what the
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: experiment is hoping to accomplishment. You don't know what he's
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: trying to accomplish. So you got an experiment, and you
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 6: don't know what he's trying. What are we what conclusion
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: are we trying to reach. That's what an experiment is for.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: Somebody's trying to cure something. Somebody's trying to find an
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: answer to something. Somebody trying to find a shorter way.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 6: Like when I'm out at the ranch, I might cut
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: through another trail and see.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Where it go. Okay, well that's an experiment. But he's
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: treated me more like a roommate.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: I sometimes lie in the guest room and wonder why
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 6: he's not trying to sneak in and make love to me. Well,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: I said, I'm curious about this money, because I'm telling
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: right now, I'll be wearing your have to death.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: I would be wearing you have to death. I'll be
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: army crawling.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 6: I open your doughknob from the stomach position, and army
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: crawl to the bed. You look up at the foot
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 6: of the bed, all you see his eyes and the
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: ball head. I'll be down there and wait. I'll be
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: wearing your task to death. I sometimes lying the guest
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 6: room and wonder why he ain't trying to sneak in
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 6: and make love to me.
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  Speaker 1: We've done it a few times and it's really good.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: But it's like he rationing it out. Is it a
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: good thing? Or is it weird to you? How the
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: hell is a good thing to you?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 6: Weird man? All this nutty mess he doing? I want
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 6: to know what he's doing in the other room and
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: mother bedroom at night?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: In now right?
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  Speaker 4: Go it?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: Hey?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Hey, what's all that out here? Open this dough?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 6: How do I get him to open up to you?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 6: If you want a man to open up to you,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 6: close yourself off to him. Me and a real easy
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: How do I get him to open up to me?
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: Hell?
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: You doing everything he tell you to do?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: See you never thought about being in lucid ever.
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  Speaker 6: don't pay money back. Wearing men do not pay money back.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, it's just a rule.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know where the rule came from anybody.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 6: I know where throone don't pay money back? And then
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 6: who were throngs? That think they sex it. It's usually
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: not tholl and don't even go in the same have
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: a throng on and all they see is the love
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: V in the front up right after, get your pens
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 6: and papers out, about to give you a recipe that
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: you can make the bomb diggity barbecue sauce, and everybody'll
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 6: be talking about.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Girl. First of all, this is what you need. A
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: half a cup of apple side of vinegar. Okay, you
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: need six.
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  Speaker 6: Teaspoons of garlic powder level, not too much, just six level,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 6: easy teaspoon a garlic powder, got it. You need seven
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 6: tea spoons A brown cane raw sugar, all right, Not that,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 6: not that brown sugar that's matted together in the bag.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 6: You want cane sugar crystallized. So you want seven teaspoons
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 6: a brown cane raw sugar. You need one bottle a
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 6: rufous tig sweet heat. You need one bottle a rufous
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 6: tig honey sweet barbecue sauce, honey sweet.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Now you blend all this together, then I.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 6: Want you to take that empty bottle of rufous te
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: fill it up with water. One and a half time.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: So fill up a bottle of rufous tig empty barbecue sauce.
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  Speaker 7: Pour it in that, stirred.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 6: Put a half a bottle in that and stir it
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: and a half simmer on low heat, and watch it
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 6: and watch what the your.
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  Speaker 2: Have hold on.
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  Speaker 5: No, let me let me rec out half a cup
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: of apple side vinegar. Yes, six teaspoons of garlic powders, yes, sir.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: Seventy teaspoons of brown cane raw sugar. Yeah, that's important.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: You can use a little bit more sugar. Just go
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: to taste, got you all right?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: One bottle of rufus tig sweet heat, yes, sir.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: One bottle of rufous tig honey sweet, yes, sir, All right,
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  Speaker 5: put all that simmer all that, but before that, take
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  Speaker 5: a bottle and a half of water and pour that
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  Speaker 5: in there in simari.
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  Speaker 1: Measure in them rufous keys bottles. So basically, let me
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  Speaker 1: try this one more times.
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  Speaker 5: We got a half a cup of apple center side
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  Speaker 5: of vinegar, and then we got six teaspoons of garlic
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  Speaker 5: powder six to be exact, Lord, moving along, seven tea
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  Speaker 5: spoons a brown cane rawsha yes.
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  Speaker 1: Seven completion, you gotta keep it wrong.
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  Speaker 5: And then we got a bottle of the one and only,
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  Speaker 5: good God Almighty, follow me now, because I'm going somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: And then we got a bottle of rufous t honeys weed.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, take all of that, put it in a
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  Speaker 1: pot and get it warm. And then you take that
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  Speaker 1: same bottle, that empty bottle of rufous t yes, fit
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  Speaker 1: it up with water to get you another half a
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  Speaker 1: bottle of water.
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  Speaker 10: You now pour it in that pot all up in
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  Speaker 10: the there, that pot around. Let it, Simon, let it Simon.
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  Speaker 10: Put it on the load, put the lead on it.
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  Speaker 10: And good God Almighty, you have what we call the bomb.
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  Speaker 1: Bobecue saws. Yes, that is as open.
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  Speaker 2: You're listening to the Steed Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 7: All right, guys, Americans spend ninety two percent of their
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  Speaker 7: time inside these days. But something called the mature or
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  Speaker 7: the nature pyramid can help us get outside more. Okay,
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  Speaker 7: it's like the food pyramid, but it recommends how much
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  Speaker 7: time we should be spending in nature to reduce stress
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 7: and boost our happiness. The twenty five to three rule
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 7: for the nature pyramid says we need twenty minutes outside
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  Speaker 7: like in a park, three times a week. We need
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  Speaker 7: five hours a month in semi wild nature like a
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 7: a what a forest, a state park, and then three
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 7: days a year off the grid in nature like camping.
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  Speaker 2: Really that is never. I never say never, but I
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  Speaker 2: will never go.
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  Speaker 6: Camp three days a month.
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  Speaker 1: Off degree.
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  Speaker 5: In nature just where it's like camping wilderness way out
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  Speaker 5: in the middle.
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  Speaker 1: Of no take a break.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah okay the wounds, yeah no, no, no for camping.
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  Speaker 2: For camping, Steve, it's three days a year or camping.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, three days a year.
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  Speaker 6: What y'all talking about?
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  Speaker 7: Five hours a month in semi wild nature like a forest,
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  Speaker 7: state park.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you're back to the Dallas five hours.
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  Speaker 2: A month, five hours a month. That's all.
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  Speaker 1: That's I'm just walking right lot. Yeah, little Dell on
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  Speaker 1: my herbology.
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  Speaker 6: He up in there now, he's on the video everything.
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  Speaker 6: He's all up in blue reads. Steve got yeah, excuse me,
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  Speaker 6: I have a job. He texted me once a week. Here.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta hear some of these trail I like, I
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  Speaker 1: can hurt my uh uh.
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  Speaker 6: I got what they call that all bunder foot plaster
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  Speaker 6: flighters something. Oh God, plan to.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Fascius, plan to fascian Ius. I've had that twice in
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: my life.
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  Speaker 6: Very very painful, I know.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can I can't see it. I know, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't planter plan to flatchy iris flats, but you step on.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: Plants, see right there, that's why we flay.
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  Speaker 1: Strange. If you strain the tendon, it's a under your heel.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and it says yeah, and that is a connective
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  Speaker 7: tissue which supports the arch.
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  Speaker 6: Of the foot. And when you strain that muscle right there, brother,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 6: you have a serious problem. I've had it twice.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 7: Pain in the heel and in the bottom of the
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 7: foot that is usually most severe with the first steps
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  Speaker 7: of the day.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 6: Oh God, in the morning. Man, I've gotten out the
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 6: bed and it dropped to my knees with this pain. Yeah,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 6: and you know, and then you warm it up and
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 6: you get better with it. But you got to be
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: but it's just a pain, and it takes a couple
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 6: of months to get rid of it.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: I had it comes on gradually and it affects both
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: feet in.
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  Speaker 1: About it sounds like we don't need to go out there.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: What it sound like?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah for us, what I had to do is you
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  Speaker 6: got to learn how to stretch before you get into
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 6: strenuous exercise.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Well, if you're gonna be walking up steep hills and
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 6: everything like that. You gotta stretch your calves out really good.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: Stretch your tendons on the back of your achilles, get
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 6: them nice and stretched.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: There's some stretches I had to learn how to do.
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  Speaker 6: So when I go up and I'm trying to walk
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  Speaker 6: on my toes and climb up the trails, I don't.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: I don't stretch that tendon. How long is a hike though?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: A couple hours? Two hours?
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: You're into camping at all?
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 6: Do you like to? I used to, not not anymore.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 6: I found out what luxury camps is like and cut
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 6: all that to put your hand up under your knee squad.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 7: Stew. Minutes after right after this, you're listening to the
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  Speaker 7: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, here's a quick
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 7: question for you. If you earned ten thousand dollars per
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 7: hour and not ever talk to your relatives again, would
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 7: you take the money if you could earn that. If
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 7: you could earn ten thousand dollars, not every enough per minute,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 7: don't need that.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: What I'm making that often enough?
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  Speaker 8: Thank you?
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  Speaker 2: Ten thousand an hour, yeah, not ever talk to your
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: relatives again? Would you take it?
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I got to talk to my mom. Yeah, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: there's no way I could do that.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 7: Now, guys, that is one point six million dollars a
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 7: month if you work forty forty hours a week, junior,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 7: guess me and you, Yeah, you could text sign language
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 7: one point six million dollars a month. See, I saw
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 7: your eyebrows raise.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so what is that? One point six times?
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  Speaker 6: If you were shop need to do twelve is twelve million,
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 6: six hundred thousand one point plus per hour, six million
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 6: plus another two one point two one point two. You're
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 6: looking at six seven two. You're looking at what how much?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: Nineteen million? Oh?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh with mek Yeah, that's just me at the talk.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, thanks guys, we'll have more of Steve.
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  Speaker 6: I haven't time.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Coming out?
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: Would you rather?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 7: Right after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 7: Time now for a round of would you rather? Would
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 7: you rather stay the age you are physically forever? Or
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 7: would you rather stay the way you are now financially forever?
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 7: B B the age you are physically or the way
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 7: you are financially be I won't.
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  Speaker 6: Stick with I'd like to stay with age, keep keep
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 6: my health where it is right now. Yeah, I keep that. Yeah,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 6: that's more important than money late.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: Night menus, I'm not doing it.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 6: Would you rather be a world but if your plan
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 6: is to make more money anyway and you could stay
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 6: right where you at physically without aging, now I'm gonna
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 6: take that though.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, time to dollar fries. That is what I'm talking
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: You still stick with stand by your answer be.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 7: Would you rather shower with your celebrity crush or would
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 7: you rather shower with your high school crush?
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: H celebrity?
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  Speaker 6: I know? Goodn't hell?
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Well Forsta Turner, don't look nothing like that.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: High school crush.
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  Speaker 6: They jammed all up in that corner in that shower.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 6: There ain't no water getting on me.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going down.
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  Speaker 6: For a water at it's back. It's up here, baby. No,
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  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure I ain't seen I don't know. I
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 6: ain't seen it since I ain't seen it since.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: Wow, it's probably high school.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 6: But I that you.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: If I saw, I would on the reunions.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 7: Would you rather bring food into the bedroom or would
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 7: you rather bring pop props into the bedroom?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 5: Props? I don't like the crop. Yeah, I would go
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 5: with the food. There's too much so there's too many motives.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: And stuff going. I don't know.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 6: Yes, I ain't never need it all all that. No,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 6: because what I can't hear somebody be talking about something
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 6: your turn?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: What I can't do? What the motor do? What you're
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: doing with this ninety three octane in him? She got
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: carrying of gas in the gas. This is for my time.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: We were talking horsepower. Yeah, you got going on.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 7: Would you rather be with a jealous, hard working spouse
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 7: or would you rather be with a lazy but trusting spouse.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna take her lazy to deal with. I don't
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: I ain't got tap of that jealous spoff lay it
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 5: up and won't do it.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: I'm cool.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: I can have that all right, Thanks guys. That's today's round.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Would you rather be real fine to get that last one?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: Coming up?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 7: It's the last break of the day, and we'll have
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 7: some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 7: right after this.
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  Speaker 6: It is she Steve Harbin, Marty shaw Man. Men that
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 6: wear thongs don't pay money back. Thro wearing men do
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 6: not pay money back. I don't know, it's just a rule.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know where the rule came from.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 6: Anybody I know where throne don't pay money back, and
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 6: men who wear throngs that think they sexy, it's usually
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 6: not thong and don't even go in the same.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: You have a throng on and all they see is
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: the love V in the front coming up right after you.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 6: It'ster Steve Harbin, Marty shaw Man. I love the fact
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  Speaker 6: that God is who he is. God is everything. He's
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 6: all powerful, all knowing, all seen, all failing, all doing,
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 6: all knowing. Whatever you need, God got it. You have
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 6: got to have a relationship with him. He is the
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 6: one entity that is ever present at all times.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 7: Here we are last break of the day. We want
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 7: to say thank you Steve Harvey Nation for listening every day.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 7: We appreciate your business so much. Thank you, Steve.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: You have some closing words for us.
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  Speaker 6: You know what again, I like to use things that
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: are happening to me in my life to encourage people
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 6: that might be going through some of the same things
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 6: in theirs. It's just a couple of piece of encouragements
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 6: I got this week. So many people have reached out
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 6: to me man giving me love. It's far always anything
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 6: else that's going on in my life. I'm actually surrounded
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 6: by a lot of love and prayers, and I'm actually,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 6: actually really.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: Not even privy to a lot.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 6: Of the swirl that goes around me. Like I was
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 6: saying the other day, God's peace keeps me in the
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 6: center of the hurricane. And I do understand that there's
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 6: a swirl going on out there, but it's none of
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 6: my business. I can't stop the swirl, but I cannot
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 6: participate in the swirl. And by neither participating in it
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 6: nor acknowledging it it, it has no room with me.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 6: If you stay the center of the hurricane and the
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 6: swirl is going around you, if you gonna stay, if
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 6: you don't step out into the swirl, you stay in
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 6: the center. It's peaceful in the eye of the hurricane.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 6: The problem is when you get caught up in the swirld.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 6: A couple of people sent me something. I'm gonna share
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 6: a couple of them with you.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 6: You talk about people in your life that you need
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 6: to kind of get rid of. Somebody sent this to me, says,
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 6: sometimes people have to be escorted out of the VIP
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 6: section in your life and you just have to put
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 6: them in regular seats. Sometimes people have to be escorted
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 6: out the VIP section of your life, and.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: You just have to put them in some regular seats.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 6: Sometimes we place too much importance on people, period, and
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 6: we give so much people so much importance that they
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 6: now have a say so, they have authority, they got ruled,
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 6: they get comfortable. All of a sudden, they in a
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 6: position and they don't really even really mean us no good.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 6: So now here they are they in your life? You
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 6: done gave them permission to sit in the VIP section.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 6: But you know, sometimes you need to escort them out.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 6: You say, you know what, you're no longer welcome in
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 6: the VIP section. You could take a seat right over here.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 6: Those are the only seats that's available. I got the
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 6: view ain't that good from over here, But those are
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 6: the only seats that's available in my arena. As a
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 6: matter of fact, security, could you escort them out?
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: Please?
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  Speaker 6: See what I don't do is but I can't stop
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 6: some people. I just I let people sit up in
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 6: the stands and say what they want to say because
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 6: they're not on my stage in my life. You're not
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 6: on the same stage I'm on. So why do I
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 6: allow your insults from in back of the room that
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 6: I can't hardly nobody here but you and your little
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 6: fourteen followers. So I've learned that that the credit belongs
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 6: to the man who is actually in the arena, whose
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 6: face is marred with dust, blood, sweating tears, not to
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 6: those cold and timid souls in the stands who know
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 6: neither victory nor defeat. I live like that, all right.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 6: Next thing I'm gonna share with you, I'm gonna share
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 6: with you something about somebody told me about trusting in God.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 6: And this is what they sent me. And this is
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 6: really nice, and it says I ask for stret and
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 6: God gave me difficulties to make me strong. I asked
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 6: for wisdom and God gave me problems to solve. I
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 6: asked for prosperity, and God gave me brain and brawn
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 6: to work. I asked for courage, and God gave me
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 6: danger to overcome. I asked for love, and God gave
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 6: me troubled people to help. I asked for favors and
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 6: God gave me opportunities. I've received nothing I wanted. I
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 6: received everything I needed.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: Trust in God.
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  Speaker 6: Do you know how rich those words were to me
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 6: today that someone sent to me, Because what that says
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 6: to me, was Steve, you gotta trust the process, man,
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 6: I don't care how it looks.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: What you're asking for. God is working on.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 6: On your behalf. Now, it might not look that good
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 6: to some people. It might not even look that good
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 6: to you. I would imagine those on the outside looking
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 6: in this look kind of crazy. But you have no
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 6: idea the way God is working. So when you ask
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 6: God for strength, and then God give you a bunch
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 6: of difficulties, guess what to make you stronger? So you
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 6: ask God for wisdom and God give you problems to solve.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 6: You asking for prosperity. God give you a brain and
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 6: some broad to go to work. I asked for courage
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 6: and God gave me danger to overcome.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: I asked for.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 6: Love, and God turned around and gave me troubled people
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 6: to hell.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 4: What is this?
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 6: I ask for favors and God turn around give me opportunities.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 6: I've received nothing I wanted, but I received everything I needed.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 6: You got to trust in God, man, You got to
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 6: trust in the process. Y'all. We are all in the
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 6: middle of the process, we being processed. God ain't through
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 6: with none of us. God ain't through with you yet.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 6: Do you know if God was through with you, that
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 6: you wouldn't wake up in the morning. But as long
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 6: as you're waking up, you got to put a smile
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 6: on your face because I mean, He ain't through with us. Man,
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 6: God is processing us. We all in the process. You
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 6: got to trust the process that God know what he's doing.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 6: I'm over here grinning because of that. Cool because guess what,
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 6: I know he working on my behalf. Do you know why?
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: Because he processing nobody processing.
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  Speaker 10: You.
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