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Comedy Roulette, What You Say Vs What You're Gonna Do, He Took It Out At The Dinner Table, and more! - 12.31.24 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all at all at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Black A million bus busy.
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  Speaker 4: Listening to to.
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  Speaker 5: I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you got to do that?
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  Speaker 6: You love?
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  Speaker 7: You gotta turn well.
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  Speaker 6: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Turn You probably got to turn the mouth, turn the
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  Speaker 3: water the mony up.
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  Speaker 7: Look, come.
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  Speaker 1: Come out. You think that, Uh huh, I sure will. Now,
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 8: You are listening to the voice, Come on now, digny
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  Speaker 8: one and only Steve Harvey Man oh Man got a
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  Speaker 8: radio show. The only way to find your real purpose,
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  Speaker 8: your real mission in life.
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  Speaker 1: You're real what for?
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  Speaker 8: The thing that you got to go get it get
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  Speaker 8: after is you got to connect with God. You have
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  Speaker 8: to connect with him because as your creator, no one
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  Speaker 8: knows better what you were made for than your maker.
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  Speaker 8: I mean not just I mean, man, you just make
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  Speaker 8: a lot of common sense, don't it. I mean really,
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  Speaker 8: you know, people kill me with the lack of belief.
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  Speaker 8: I think that science is very real. I think that
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  Speaker 8: science is very applicable. I think that science helps us
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  Speaker 8: learn so many things. But science ain't everything. Now you
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  Speaker 8: might as well under that there's some unexplainables that science
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  Speaker 8: can't wrap their mind around. So here they go with
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  Speaker 8: something else, and then you got the nay sayers who
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  Speaker 8: use that, the non believers who use that as the
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  Speaker 8: proof that there is no high calling on how being.
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  Speaker 8: And I listen to me, I don't really into explaining
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  Speaker 8: all that a way. If that's how you feel, then
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  Speaker 8: gone and get the feeling how you feeling with it.
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  Speaker 8: But let me explain something to you. I just don't
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  Speaker 8: see how God is really almost unexplainable to me. So
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  Speaker 8: really for me to sit here and try to explain,
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  Speaker 8: I'm really not that good of a guy, you know
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  Speaker 8: what I mean, I'm not that person. So let me
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  Speaker 8: try to give you something real here. Okay, So this
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  Speaker 8: we done. Just had that moment. I had to get
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  Speaker 8: that off my chest.
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  Speaker 2: I want, I want.
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  Speaker 8: I want to share something with you about when you
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  Speaker 8: strike out to find your mission, or how about when
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  Speaker 8: you strike out on your mission once you discover what
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  Speaker 8: your purpose is, or let's simplify, what happens when you
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  Speaker 8: set a goal and you're ready to strike out on
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  Speaker 8: that goal. What happens when you set an ambition in
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  Speaker 8: front of you or put something in your sights that
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  Speaker 8: you want to attain, that you want to become successful at.
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  Speaker 8: What's the mind set that you have to develop. There
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  Speaker 8: are three things you must first ask, You must then believe,
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  Speaker 8: and you must then receive.
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  Speaker 1: Now the received part, all these parts.
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  Speaker 8: Iss got a thing to it.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta ask. You just got to ask for it.
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  Speaker 8: You know you've heard the scripture before, you have not
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  Speaker 8: because you ask not Why don't you ask? But then
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  Speaker 8: after you ask, here's the kick. You got to believe
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  Speaker 8: that it can happen for you. Stop looking at the
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  Speaker 8: success of other people and not thinking that that same
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  Speaker 8: success can happen for you. Then I'm not saying that
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  Speaker 8: Pacific waste specific weight. I'm just saying that a success
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  Speaker 8: can happen for you, just like it.
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  Speaker 1: Can happen for somebody else.
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  Speaker 8: Why do you think it keeps happening to other people
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  Speaker 8: over and over because they ask and they believe.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's the cold part. Receive it? Oh what you mean?
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  Speaker 8: Receive it? I ask for it, I believe in it.
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  Speaker 8: Why would I not want to receive it? Act like it,
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  Speaker 8: Act like it's already there. Behaviors though you have it
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  Speaker 8: in your hands, Smile about it realize that man is
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  Speaker 8: just days away, and how many of a days that is?
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  Speaker 8: If it's days away, it's just days away. We don't
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  Speaker 8: know if it's gonna happen tomorrow, next week, in thirty days.
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  Speaker 8: We don't know if it's gonna take a few years.
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  Speaker 8: But you got to receive it though. You gotta ask,
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  Speaker 8: You got to believe, and you got to receive it.
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  Speaker 8: You gotta act as though as that Now as another
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  Speaker 8: part now to this about work, you don't please.
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  Speaker 1: Faith with our works is dead.
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  Speaker 8: Don't think you're gonna just ask for something believing and
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  Speaker 8: then go sit down, start watching TV.
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  Speaker 9: Come on, now, let's get real.
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  Speaker 1: Let's not leave out the other jewel. You got to work.
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  Speaker 1: But now.
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  Speaker 8: Here hear what I want you to know about when
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  Speaker 8: you strike out on that mission, that the journey that
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  Speaker 8: you strike out on to accomplish a goal or to
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  Speaker 8: set out on the mission, the journey, if you could
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  Speaker 8: understand this, or to help you so much, the journey
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  Speaker 8: is a process. It's not an arrival date. It's a process.
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  Speaker 8: All you're looking to do, folks, is start the process.
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  Speaker 8: Get it started. Don't worry about the arrival date. Act
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  Speaker 8: like it's there. The arrival date is coming. But here
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  Speaker 8: is the beauty of the journey being a process. But
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  Speaker 8: all along the way of your journey you will find
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  Speaker 8: success the whole time you're on the journey, The whole
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  Speaker 8: time you're in the process of finding your mission, fulfilling
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  Speaker 8: your mission, uncovering your.
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  Speaker 1: Dreams, reaching your goals.
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  Speaker 8: The beauty of it is all along the way you're
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  Speaker 8: going to find success.
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  Speaker 1: On so many levels. And people fail to look at
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  Speaker 1: that part.
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  Speaker 8: They keep thinking of themselves, Man, I ain't there yet,
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  Speaker 8: I ain't you know. It's like when you take a
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  Speaker 8: little kid on a long car tripping there in the
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  Speaker 8: back seat.
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  Speaker 1: Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
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  Speaker 9: Boy?
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  Speaker 8: If you just look out the window, see where we've
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  Speaker 8: done being Look out the window, look at the mountains,
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  Speaker 8: Look at these.
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  Speaker 1: Trees, look at the views we got.
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  Speaker 8: No, we ain't there yet, But Lord have mercy, look
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  Speaker 8: at what he's showing us along the way. Smell the roses,
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  Speaker 8: have yourself a cup of coffee, chill every now and then,
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  Speaker 8: and see what he's doing for you.
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  Speaker 1: Because the journey is a process.
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  Speaker 8: But man, know that in the process of arriving at
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  Speaker 8: your designated gold dream, ambition, or mission, understand this that
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  Speaker 8: the journey is a process. But all along the way
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  Speaker 8: you'll find success. That are things that are going to
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  Speaker 8: happen to you along the way, Man, that will be
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  Speaker 8: so gratifying and fulfilling. Where the journey is joyful, there
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  Speaker 8: is joy in the journey. You don't have to be
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  Speaker 8: there to appreciate the ride. Appreciate the journey and the process.
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  Speaker 8: Stop getting mad because you ain't at the arrival dat
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  Speaker 8: or your dreams ain't come true yet.
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  Speaker 1: Look up, Look up? You might discover, man, that you
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  Speaker 1: living better.
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  Speaker 8: You might discover that you don't have a million yet,
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  Speaker 8: but you'd have made a quarter of a million? What
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  Speaker 8: you tripping for because you ain't got the million yet?
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  Speaker 8: Remember when you didn't have nothing? Be grateful for the
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  Speaker 8: two hundred and fifty thousand dollars mark, the one hundred
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  Speaker 8: thousand dollars mark, the three hundred and twenty two thousand
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  Speaker 8: dollars mark. Don't you understand, man, you may not be
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  Speaker 8: where you wanna be, But man, can't you thank God
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  Speaker 8: that you ain't.
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  Speaker 1: Where you was? How about that? One? Huh?
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  Speaker 4: All right here listening, it's a the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, it is here the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 8: showing this very very blessed morning. Oh God, thank you
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  Speaker 8: Lord for waking me up today. Man, I show appreciate it.
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  Speaker 8: So listen, everybody, start with gratitude. It changes your attitude
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  Speaker 8: and that produces entirely different altitude. Oh man, it's all
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  Speaker 8: about the tood this morning. Baby, it's the three tooths
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  Speaker 8: gratitude attitude altitude.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I just made that up. I'm gonna put that
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  Speaker 9: on a T shirt. No I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Please, don't nobody do that.
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  Speaker 4: Make up your mind with it or not?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but nah, just out there.
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 8: I did that once before. Man, I did something and
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  Speaker 8: somebody stole the domains. Soon as I said it, dot
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  Speaker 8: Com end up having to pay them five thousand to
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  Speaker 8: get it back.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 8: So I said, Okay, ain't no problem. Bet it won't
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  Speaker 8: happen again. They took right, They took that.
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  Speaker 2: No good.
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  Speaker 1: Hell well they didn't think of that. Yep.
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  Speaker 8: Me and Tommy tried to get that. Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 8: Shirley Strawberry calling for real. Mississippi Monica killed Space better
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  Speaker 8: known as Junior and the legendary is Nephew Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: We are here, junior, what's on your mind? Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you this, unc man.
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  Speaker 11: You highly successful, You've had a storied life, You've been
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  Speaker 11: in it everywhere around the world, faithful, Like what is
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  Speaker 11: your drive now?
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  Speaker 10: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you keep doing it?
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  Speaker 10: Well?
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 9: To be honest, man, it's a couple of things.
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  Speaker 8: First of all, I think I've been so blessed that
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  Speaker 8: the work that I do doesn't really feel like work now.
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  Speaker 8: It's challenging to do at times, as is everybody's job.
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  Speaker 8: There are some things about it that's not pleasant, and
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  Speaker 8: it requires a discipline to do our job, to be
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  Speaker 8: on time, to get up every morning, to be cheerful
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  Speaker 8: even if you're having a bad day or something goes wrong.
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  Speaker 8: But I've been very blessed in that my work is
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  Speaker 8: actually my passion, So that's a big part of it. Secondly,
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  Speaker 8: I'm working on my legacy, which as when the Lord
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  Speaker 8: does call me home, I'm working on what they will
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  Speaker 8: say and remember about me. And I'm telling you right
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  Speaker 8: now has nothing to do with comedy. And then thirdly,
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  Speaker 8: if Marjorie could just stop shopping.
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  Speaker 1: That's never gonna happen.
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  Speaker 8: I could, you know, at least look at some type
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  Speaker 8: of out day, and it ain't really her.
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  Speaker 9: That's just her, you know, it's it's really them.
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  Speaker 8: You know when you have kids, man, and you're they
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  Speaker 8: out the house and you think they gone, they don't.
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  Speaker 1: They ain't gone.
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  Speaker 8: They still need help and they still have request of you.
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  Speaker 8: And these requests ain't simple no more. Ain't no Can
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  Speaker 8: I use the car? Can I go over so and
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  Speaker 8: so house? It ain't that no more. It's wade big
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  Speaker 8: a request.
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  Speaker 1: Help me with my business? No, ain'tybody help me with mine?
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  Speaker 1: Help me with your Hell?
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  Speaker 12: No, all right, don't stop shopping, Marjorie, keep it going,
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  Speaker 12: girl coming up next to his a nephew and run
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  Speaker 12: that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 13: Hey, it's Carla Ferroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside?
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  Speaker 10: Mom.
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  Speaker 12: It is time now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 12: frank back. Nephew, what's on the menu?
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  Speaker 6: What you got this right here, Shirley? Is lunchtime date?
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  Speaker 6: Lunchtime date? It just bothers me when I'm at work.
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  Speaker 6: You know, we at lunch and I'm going out with
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  Speaker 6: this lady for lunch and her husband keep calling and interrupted.
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  Speaker 1: What do you want though?
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  Speaker 4: On your nerves?
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  Speaker 1: What is it? Why can't I hear my time? You know?
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  Speaker 6: Thats just I don't get that lunchtime date? Here it is,
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  Speaker 6: Let's go get down.
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  Speaker 10: Hello, Hey, I'm trying to speak to uh street to Alan.
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  Speaker 14: It is Alan.
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  Speaker 10: Who is this Alan? Yo? This deck man? Check us out, bro.
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  Speaker 10: You are Rachel's Rachel's husband, right yeah, yeah, so baby?
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  Speaker 10: Something wrong? No no, no, no, no no no. I work
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  Speaker 10: just like I said this there, man, I work with
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  Speaker 10: your wife, Rachel. Right you you you're a supervisor or something.
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  Speaker 10: I mean you just about work something. I mean, she's
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  Speaker 10: doing a good job and everything she ain't no, no, no,
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  Speaker 10: everything's straight. Man, Ain't nothing wrong with the job. Everything
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  Speaker 10: is cool with the job. This right here, man, is
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  Speaker 10: like what I noticed, man, And it's you know, it
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  Speaker 10: just seems like every single day, you know, while she's
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  Speaker 10: on her lunch break, it seems like you know, you
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  Speaker 10: would call and and and uh and then blocked off
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  Speaker 10: the whole hour of her lunch break. And actually, you know,
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  Speaker 10: just be real, man, I'm just trying to come correct
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  Speaker 10: with you. It just seemed like you just cut in
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  Speaker 10: on all the time that I have that I had
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  Speaker 10: with her.
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  Speaker 14: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa ho ho Hold up on,
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  Speaker 14: hold up, hold up, bro wait you keep doing at
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  Speaker 14: lunch with my lady, son?
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  Speaker 10: Like I said, you know, we just we just spending time,
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  Speaker 10: you know, doing lunchtime. But it just seems so rude.
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  Speaker 14: You know that rude rude you you okay. First of all,
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  Speaker 14: that's my lady, Okay, I could call her whenever I
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  Speaker 14: feel like calling that. That's I pay for that. I
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  Speaker 14: bought that iPhone five I could get called about please
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  Speaker 14: all right. Secondly, you ain't got no business being with
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  Speaker 14: a married woman alone at lunch.
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  Speaker 10: This ain't no date.
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  Speaker 14: Y'are supposed to be a work.
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  Speaker 10: No, we are at work. We call like I said,
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  Speaker 10: we call workers you know, this just seemed like half
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  Speaker 10: the whole time I'm sitting in front of her. You know,
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  Speaker 10: We're supposed to be having lust together and she talking
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  Speaker 10: to you the hole. What's your name be named there?
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  Speaker 14: Derek Dere All right, Derek, you work at the same
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  Speaker 14: building up, Okay, you you will work right now?
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  Speaker 10: Huh yeah?
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  Speaker 14: I mean yeah, I mean at the job y'all work
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  Speaker 14: in the same flows. I'm goin to come and see you.
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  Speaker 14: You kings about to jump up, way way different for
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  Speaker 14: you straight up.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, So then let me ask you something, man, What
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  Speaker 10: is the big deal? I'm just trying to Okay, you
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  Speaker 10: act like you don't see her. You look like you
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  Speaker 10: don't see her when she get home, you know. So
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  Speaker 10: why is it so important that you waste a whole
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  Speaker 10: hour of lushime holding up a waste I'm talking to
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  Speaker 10: my lady, Okay, you understand that.
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  Speaker 14: Why don't you go out there and get and then
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  Speaker 14: you ain't got to worry about sitting up in front
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  Speaker 14: of me. Lady, that's my wife. I walked down the
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  Speaker 14: aisle with that. We got kids, we got a house,
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  Speaker 14: We take care of this. He helped me hold it down,
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  Speaker 14: and this you you. You ain't you know, it's like
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  Speaker 14: you if you don't ever want to come in and
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  Speaker 14: do what they got some always want to come in
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  Speaker 14: and somebody else wife, And why won't you do this?
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  Speaker 14: Take take this advice and see what it works.
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  Speaker 10: Works for you.
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  Speaker 14: Go to the church, library, grocery, stoul, whatever to find
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  Speaker 14: your debt, and you get you a chick. You get
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  Speaker 14: her for a minute, You caught her for a minute.
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  Speaker 14: You romance for men.
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  Speaker 10: That's what real men do.
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  Speaker 14: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 10: That's what I did.
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  Speaker 14: That's how I got my my Rachel. That's that's my heart.
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  Speaker 14: You trying to sit up there in front of lunch
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  Speaker 14: with us every day for the past year. I'll tell
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  Speaker 14: you what, bro, It may not be today, it may
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  Speaker 14: not be tomorrow, but soon soon you gonna see me
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  Speaker 14: me and you're gonna have none of this phone conversation.
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  Speaker 14: It's gonna be a face to face you all.
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  Speaker 10: Man. I ain't trying to come between y'all at all.
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  Speaker 10: All I'm done, Okay, like I'm saying, I'm not trying
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  Speaker 10: to come between y'all. I'm just saying, if every day
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  Speaker 10: you call him, man, what do you want?
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  Speaker 14: That's Wight supposed to talk to every guy day. That's
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  Speaker 14: what a real do. You don't know about that because
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  Speaker 14: you are You ain't no real. All you know about
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  Speaker 14: is trying to holler at some street. You don't know
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  Speaker 14: what it is to put in work like a real
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  Speaker 14: man do, to actually hold down a home, pay the bills, everything,
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  Speaker 14: the family, the kids, and fixing the yards and fences.
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  Speaker 14: And you don't know nothing about that. All you know
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  Speaker 14: about is being a roach. Wife can't even go to work.
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  Speaker 14: But I'm like you trying to step in and don't
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  Speaker 14: mean no guy, But that's okay. Like I promise you
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  Speaker 14: I won't be there. You're gonna see me, and I
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  Speaker 14: gonna see you. You know, I'll tell you what this
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  Speaker 14: house is gonna go. It may not be to night,
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  Speaker 14: but it's definitely not gonna go past tomorrow. Between now
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  Speaker 14: and then, you gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you.
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  Speaker 10: And I what's your saying that means I would come
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  Speaker 10: see you by tomorrow?
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  Speaker 14: Son?
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  Speaker 10: You mean you Derek?
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  Speaker 14: That's your name right, Derek?
• 19:06
  Speaker 10: My name, my name is there.
• 19:08
  Speaker 14: Yes, you won't always want to people smiley face in
• 19:12
  Speaker 14: my wife's face. I'm gonna deal with Rachel when I
• 19:14
  Speaker 14: see it, you can please believe that. Please believe that
• 19:17
  Speaker 14: talk to about a little friend at lunch and like,
• 19:20
  Speaker 14: how'll help get my up anyway?
• 19:22
  Speaker 10: I got your number how to Rachel phone? But that's
• 19:24
  Speaker 10: besides the going about bunch from y'all.
• 19:27
  Speaker 15: Ain't that cool?
• 19:28
  Speaker 10: I don't think.
• 19:29
  Speaker 14: I ain't never heard of no deres before the day
• 19:31
  Speaker 14: and what set you're calling me talking about? You was
• 19:33
  Speaker 14: at lunch every day with wife.
• 19:34
  Speaker 10: And you about dog. Oh, it's a friendly lunch date.
• 19:38
  Speaker 10: Just what it is.
• 19:40
  Speaker 14: I know how you just do friendly.
• 19:42
  Speaker 10: I know about all that. You ain't fooling me.
• 19:45
  Speaker 14: I know, like you who pray on Mary women all
• 19:48
  Speaker 14: the time because they like you. But that's like I said,
• 19:52
  Speaker 14: it's gonna change foe.
• 19:54
  Speaker 10: Okay, dog, Here's here's what you don't know. What you
• 19:56
  Speaker 10: don't know is is Tommy Tommy be pushing off all
• 19:59
  Speaker 10: the more than me. Tommy tom What's Tommy Tommy is
• 20:04
  Speaker 10: always pushing up on her? Tommy the one you need
• 20:07
  Speaker 10: to be worried about.
• 20:08
  Speaker 14: You have Tommy? Who who Tommy?
• 20:11
  Speaker 10: Dogdag nephew Tommy man, check this out. This is nephew
• 20:15
  Speaker 10: Tommy from the Steel Harbin Morning show your wife Rachel
• 20:19
  Speaker 10: got me the prank phone call you. Oh he believe
• 20:26
  Speaker 10: y'all did this? Man?
• 20:30
  Speaker 14: May I suld have come down to.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Man, Man, I am now.
• 20:38
  Speaker 14: You don't I gonna burn that building down?
• 20:40
  Speaker 10: You don't even know.
• 20:42
  Speaker 14: Hey, I'm right, Tommy. This this is my prediction. Somebody
• 20:45
  Speaker 14: gonna suck you up for real, y'all.
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: You just play you may y'all trip it hey, man,
• 20:52
  Speaker 10: check it out. You got to tell me this man,
• 20:54
  Speaker 10: what is the baddest radio show in the lane?
• 20:57
  Speaker 14: Only the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
• 20:58
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 20:59
  Speaker 10: Of course.
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: Came and your wife has some peace and quiet at work.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: Got oh, you know what is it? Not honestly calling
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: every daya same time? Just ooh interrupting everything man, and
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: we get to appetize as first.
• 21:21
  Speaker 9: God.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: All right, thank you.
• 21:25
  Speaker 12: Coming up next, ass a clo or Chief Love Officer
• 21:27
  Speaker 12: Steve Harvey in the building. It's time to talk about
• 21:33
  Speaker 12: life insurance. It's one of those things that everyone should have,
• 21:37
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• 21:41
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• 21:44
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• 21:48
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• 21:49
  Speaker 4: Go online at.
• 21:50
  Speaker 12: Globelifradio dot com or call one eight hundred two five
• 21:54
  Speaker 12: one fifty four hundred to apply in minutes. That's Globelifradio
• 21:59
  Speaker 12: dot com or one eight hundred two five one fifty
• 22:03
  Speaker 12: four hundred. It is time for ask the CLO Chief
• 22:08
  Speaker 12: Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. This one's from
• 22:11
  Speaker 12: Sean or Shan, I should say in Tupelo, Chan says,
• 22:15
  Speaker 12: I have a girlfriend that stays at my house a
• 22:17
  Speaker 12: lot because she gets in fights with her boyfriend. I
• 22:20
  Speaker 12: told her that we're going to do a roommate situation,
• 22:23
  Speaker 12: and she got an attitude.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: If she's here for weeks at a time, is it
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: unreasonable to charge her?
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: Well, you know, we running into that same situation on
• 22:32
  Speaker 8: this show right here, and so like this is like
• 22:35
  Speaker 8: right up, eye at it right here.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: You know I would say this, I would say, actually, it's.
• 22:44
  Speaker 8: Gonna get into some type of charge. Yes, it's not
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: gonna it's not going to start right away. See See
• 22:51
  Speaker 8: it's the mindset of the person that does the favor
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: that usually changes to earthy.
• 22:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you could stay here, girl, Come on, Steve, And
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: then you know.
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: One of the people the couple, Hey, gonna gonna do
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: something and forget that that they're gonna forget that the
• 23:12
  Speaker 8: guest is there and they're gonna walk and.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Go, whoa, I ain't.
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you. And then he gonna
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: go he gonna go back up there and go how
• 23:24
  Speaker 8: long is she gonna be here? And then you're gonna
• 23:27
  Speaker 8: start getting questioned, and then you know, he gonna go
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: in there, and you know, to get his favorite little snack.
• 23:33
  Speaker 8: It's gonna be gone, Hey, bababy, baby, what I'm to
• 23:38
  Speaker 8: all to lunch meet? She made a sandwich, all right?
• 23:43
  Speaker 8: And then now you know and then you get yeah,
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: and then you get this, and then you get this right, hellong,
• 23:53
  Speaker 8: you gonna be in now once once he can't get
• 23:56
  Speaker 8: it in that bathroom and you donate that sandwich.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I'm scared him. At night, they're gonna start charging. So yeah,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: the charge is coming.
• 24:06
  Speaker 12: The charge is coming, Okay, So it's not unreasonable, all right,
• 24:09
  Speaker 12: thank you for that feel of Moving on to Tranise
• 24:13
  Speaker 12: in Franklinton uh Trianise says, I'm in my early thirties
• 24:17
  Speaker 12: and my husband is not ready to have children, so
• 24:20
  Speaker 12: he got me a puppy. He doesn't help me with
• 24:23
  Speaker 12: the dog and he doesn't want it to roam freely
• 24:25
  Speaker 12: in our house. Is this a sign that he won't
• 24:28
  Speaker 12: help me with our kids either?
• 24:30
  Speaker 10: Wow?
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: Well, I'm gonna tell you this. The puppy as wonderful
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: as pets can be. Sometime, that ain't no baby. No,
• 24:44
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna just tell you that right now. It ain't
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: even close. I don't know how he done got away
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: with the sucker mood is long. But you taking that
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: puppy instead of that baby? Okay, I'm just here to
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: tell you that ain't the same thing. He got you
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: the puppy because he not ready to have a child.
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: But he didn't really want the puppy. But he don't
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: want the child more than he don't want the puppy.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: He doesn't want animals, pets, children, nothing. He just doesn't
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: want anything.
• 25:21
  Speaker 8: I don't I can't say that he ain't gonna help
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: with your child. I don't think that that's a sign
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: that he won't. Maybe he just don't care for pets.
• 25:30
  Speaker 8: But you all probably should have had this discussion before
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: you got married. Yeah, because it is totally the responsibility
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: of the woman to carry the child one thousand percent. Really,
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: you know you can end that talking about laying your
• 25:46
  Speaker 8: us talking me, Oh, I can hear the baby kick
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: or the baby kicking, because even after while we get
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: tired of that, baby is moving again. Yeah yeah, okay.
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: You know after we feely kicked ten times, the eleventh time,
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: thrill is gone.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: We beata.
• 26:02
  Speaker 12: Wow, being pregnant, that's one of the best parts of pregnancy.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Well you know, and I mean I can't.
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: I'm telling you what you all do having a baby
• 26:12
  Speaker 8: is just an amazing accomplishment and it seems me like
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: for me a horrific experience.
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: You just do it.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Oh God, but this man in particular, I know, baby,
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: what you're gonna do.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: See baby, baby kicking, Get it out take me now.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: You just five months, sir, Calm down.
• 26:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I can't get gas without going through some things.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Growing in me.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Moving God, and you're gonna love his name, Steve. Moving
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: on to Flossie and Harlem.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, uh huh.
• 27:08
  Speaker 12: Flossie says, I've been dating a married man for close
• 27:11
  Speaker 12: to ten years and his wife is ill. I've been
• 27:14
  Speaker 12: sending food over there to them, and he's appreciative. His
• 27:18
  Speaker 12: daughter found out and she called and rudely asked me
• 27:21
  Speaker 12: who I was should I tell her or keep the peace?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: No, keep the peace, keep the peace.
• 27:28
  Speaker 9: Just a friend, keep the peace.
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: See why you want to know? See listen to me.
• 27:33
  Speaker 8: Your motive for helping has to remain period clean. Your
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: motive can't be because now you mad, because you've been
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: the number two for ten years voluntarily, I may have yea,
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: So now you want it?
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's me.
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: I'm his mistress. I'm helping your mama. Yeah, that's that's
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: how you get shot at at That's how you get
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: shot at at the stovee Okay, So no, this is
• 28:05
  Speaker 8: not about you. Let's pray for the woman. Yeah, yes,
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: stay out, you all. That's sending food over there. You
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: know you could be one of the reasons she's still sick.
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: What is you putting in the food?
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: Ah?
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Answer that one, flossy.
• 28:23
  Speaker 9: I watched for rising files. Your ass is now own blast.
• 28:30
  Speaker 16: He turned to a suspect.
• 28:33
  Speaker 9: You're suspect.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Now you're just a mistress.
• 28:37
  Speaker 9: Your ass is now suspect.
• 28:40
  Speaker 12: Moving on to Bam in Ohio Bam Rights. I'm married
• 28:45
  Speaker 12: and my husband's parents live with us in our basement.
• 28:48
  Speaker 12: I was in the basement doing laundry and I saw
• 28:50
  Speaker 12: my father in law, taking matters into his own hands.
• 28:54
  Speaker 12: I tried to look away, but he noticed me. He
• 28:57
  Speaker 12: keeps making jokes about it, and my husband and I
• 29:00
  Speaker 12: are uncomfortable.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: How do we move past this?
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: See bam, it's two people downstairs that's always creating a problem.
• 29:10
  Speaker 9: Again. But that's what I was saying before in one
• 29:14
  Speaker 9: of the early ones.
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: The people that own the house gonna come down, and
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: the guests gonna they're gonna run into him and bump
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: into him. Now he down there taking matters into his
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: own hand. I know what you're talking about. And now
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: he joking about it. I don't know what his ignorant
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: as to say.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Oh you saw that?
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: Huh, oh, you know, look look through me a little bit,
• 29:39
  Speaker 8: you know, a little quick with it, and what they
• 29:43
  Speaker 8: called me, you know, quick drawl, mister.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Steve Harbin Martin show Man.
• 29:51
  Speaker 17: Uncle comes from a niece or a nephew. That's when
• 29:55
  Speaker 17: you say uncle. If it's not your uncle, guess what
• 29:59
  Speaker 17: it's yours? Ever, my uncle, get your own uncle?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Hold on time.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: Why is you so possessed?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Because this is my uncle. I'm the one that was
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: born with a rich and if you wasn't you just
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: didn't get one. Okay, but watch this Steve.
• 30:15
  Speaker 16: Yeah, he says something.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show coming up right after.
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna just play this for you, short version of it.
• 30:25
  Speaker 8: This is my reaction listening to Shirley Murdos as we laid.
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: This is the reason I'm ticked off, because this happened
• 30:33
  Speaker 8: too many the eighties. I was at a girl's house
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: all night long, and I don't know why Shirley thought,
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: will necessary write a damn song about such a bad memory?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: For eight hundred minute calm morning we left the next.
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: Help.
• 31:07
  Speaker 15: Now we get to back.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: The christ this we've you got to face one simple fat.
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: We do.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Someone said they.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: We ain't just slept no nightems I ain't been joys
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: to just go leave me.
• 31:45
  Speaker 15: Over across your oh here, Yeah.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: We always go to sleep a week days.
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: It's still supposed to last night. We're supposed to be
• 32:06
  Speaker 8: to go on our separate way.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I was snowing. We have We're just supposed to have
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: a lovely you out of the holy you got some love?
• 32:21
  Speaker 10: Just get.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I forgot that you knew I was late snowing. You
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: can't sleep when I'm snowing like that, legs hanging all.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Jes surprised.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Rice. We had to pay now up in this day,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I can't from my drawers, stay down my shoe in
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: the kitchen.
• 33:07
  Speaker 8: Wow, I don't know whether tied jacket turned inside out.
• 33:16
  Speaker 8: I'm trying to get you this car. What is you
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: saying about my wife phones?
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I know I had when you that's me. You don't
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: want to hurt her? What you take diffen to do?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: She's gonna understand the day. I'm right, She's unerstand. You
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: know it's crazy if I'm not.
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: Let's shirley you oh your won. I can't stand that
• 33:51
  Speaker 8: veil right there as we slept deep. What is the
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: veils not going out for?
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Whatever was the veil?
• 33:56
  Speaker 18: At one thirty?
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: You forgot about cars? Your fucking.
• 34:06
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: He counts up.
• 34:09
  Speaker 8: You ain't got to deal with the cost. I know
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: what got drivers and explain it. That's not it helping.
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: Like Thomas says, eight hundred miss phone calls, seventy nine texts,
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: all of.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Them from her. You better be dead.
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: I'm driving home trying to think of what I'm in
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: this bust my mouth on the wheel, I'm thinking classic,
• 34:42
  Speaker 8: what is the.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: What was the bill? At one thirty.
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: Thou sit a bit looking at me talking about that
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: the sunlight crossed your face.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: It ain't supposed to be no light on me. That
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: was the wild though jacket was in. I wanted to
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: find my taking off here in the kitchen. I went home.
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: I ain't got no shirt. I just got a town.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I couldn't even find.
• 35:12
  Speaker 16: You know, you gotta go home and face your wife.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: You never it up to call.
• 35:19
  Speaker 18: You know you ain't got going to do.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: It's over.
• 35:23
  Speaker 18: You want to have no draws? Dem old man, you can't.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: University?
• 35:28
  Speaker 18: Why is your drawers? See what happened?
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: I'm not taking the pants off. If I ain't got
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: no drawers on? The pants stay on all the whole night?
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: Are they?
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Though? I didn't know?
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: Well, how did you misplaced them?
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Over there?
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: I was toilet at the airportn't make it myself.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: I had a little accident in them, so I just
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: left them in. Because I'm.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: You're lying. It's time to get out of here. Lie,
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: we lie.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Its Steve Harbin, Marty show Man. Can I tell you
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: something about me? And God?
• 36:10
  Speaker 8: I already know I am one of his favorites. Now
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: listen to me before you start stumbling all over yourself
• 36:18
  Speaker 8: one night and why you got to be the favorite?
• 36:21
  Speaker 8: You can be his too, Yes you can. He had
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: billions of favorites. If you won't be, he's capable of that.
• 36:27
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: He ain't like me like you know, like I have
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: a favorite child, I just do.
• 36:31
  Speaker 9: That's all to it. And I ain't got to fixed that.
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: I ain't gotta tell that to you, you know, and
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: they't know who they are too, because when they come
• 36:37
  Speaker 8: up to me, it just depends on what day it is.
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: I have a favorite child, but God has a lot
• 36:42
  Speaker 8: of favorite child and you can get to be one
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: good thing.
• 36:46
  Speaker 9: Ain't the Lord here? Say that took a turn, didn't it?
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Steve Halling Marny Show.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a talking about right now.
• 36:54
  Speaker 9: I had a real godly and then just a real
• 36:58
  Speaker 9: black moment.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: All that this more, Steve, you'll coming up right up to.
• 37:06
  Speaker 12: It's time to talk about life insurance. It's one of
• 37:09
  Speaker 12: those things that everyone should have, and Globe Life makes
• 37:13
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• 37:20
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• 37:24
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• 37:28
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• 37:32
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• 37:37
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• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Time now for would you rather?
• 37:41
  Speaker 12: Would you rather wear pajamas to a radio studio your job?
• 37:47
  Speaker 12: Or would you rather work from home in a suit?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: I'm going to the studio.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: No in pajamas.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Anybody gonna see me. I'm just gonna be suited from
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: the waist up.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Just from the waist up, I'll get you in trouble.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Don't stand up and draw right.
• 38:09
  Speaker 8: There so you the half naked people that was in
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: our uh stop a letter today? Just on the side
• 38:17
  Speaker 8: of your house with your pants off.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: It don't really matter to me. I go either.
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: To work or I can wear the suit from the house.
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: I'm comfortable either way. I got a nice half for jam.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Rocking over some coals, slides and stuff.
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: Would you rather be five inches shorter or have two
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: left feet?
• 38:45
  Speaker 9: Tommy?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: You know what, I'm starting to feel like all these
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: are written for me.
• 38:52
  Speaker 9: I'm sick of this.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: What what they said?
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 38:58
  Speaker 12: Five inches shorter? Just five inches? Or would you rather
• 39:02
  Speaker 12: have two left feet, I'm.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Gonna go with them two left feet. I'm not lord.
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: He can not get any shorter. Hey, I just be
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: walking letting left circles. I don't care whatever.
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: Two left feet, Yeah, okay, I'm gonna take two left feet,
• 39:27
  Speaker 8: and then I just tell people I'm slew.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Footed, walking like a spike lee.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what about your junior?
• 39:38
  Speaker 16: I have the two left feet. I mean I can't
• 39:40
  Speaker 16: afford to give a bike, all right.
• 39:45
  Speaker 12: Would you rather be widely famous and wealthy or an
• 39:51
  Speaker 12: unknown billionaire?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Unknown b Yeah.
• 40:00
  Speaker 12: Here, mister Richard famous, what's your famous and wealthy?
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: You're already that? Or an unknown billionaire?
• 40:08
  Speaker 8: Yep, you give me that billion You can kiss my
• 40:11
  Speaker 8: black behind. Good back handed to me.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: What happened to Steve? I don't know he fell off
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: we he Ah'm doing good?
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: No more.
• 40:22
  Speaker 9: I saw him in Marjorie in the south of France
• 40:24
  Speaker 9: on somebody's yacht.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: And that's mine. All right?
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: One more if we can sew them.
• 40:31
  Speaker 8: At the Watch convention in Geneva's I think some people
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: took him over there.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: We flew ourself.
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: I might be an unknown billionaire, but by the time
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: you give me this billion y'all don't know me. Trust me,
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna make myself very well known.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: That's our round of would you rather for today?
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: Hey, good morning, This is your man, Steve Harvey. Have
• 40:54
  Speaker 8: yourself a happy and a safe new year from all
• 40:57
  Speaker 8: of us here to Steve Harvey.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Morning.
• 41:02
  Speaker 12: All right, Steve, your man, your boy, is that you're
• 41:06
  Speaker 12: in nineteen eighty six.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: As you told us earlier, it was twenty one dollar.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Brown and heaving. You're not staying here though.
• 41:17
  Speaker 12: Junior and Temmy, all you guys are here for what
• 41:20
  Speaker 12: you say, what you say you're gonna do.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: You tell them Jay, what you say you wanna.
• 41:24
  Speaker 15: You know, everybody rap running upbout this time. People make
• 41:27
  Speaker 15: plans or I'm gonna do this. It's gonna be a
• 41:29
  Speaker 15: new year.
• 41:29
  Speaker 18: I'm gonna start off French, but I got it right here.
• 41:32
  Speaker 15: What you say you're gonna do and what you're really
• 41:35
  Speaker 15: gonna do now, you say you're gonna go to the
• 41:38
  Speaker 15: gym and work out, for what you're gonna do is
• 41:41
  Speaker 15: join the membership, go one day with your big ass,
• 41:43
  Speaker 15: and then you're gonna complain the jeans is nasty and
• 41:46
  Speaker 15: you ain't going back. That's what you don't do.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: That's what you're really gonna do. What you really don't do?
• 41:51
  Speaker 15: You saying you're gonna save some money. This, yeah, that's
• 41:55
  Speaker 15: what you say you gonna do. I'm saving money. Save
• 41:58
  Speaker 15: what you doesn't save about five as soon as that
• 42:01
  Speaker 15: sail come around.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: It's all.
• 42:05
  Speaker 18: What you say you're gonna do.
• 42:07
  Speaker 15: But what you're really gonna do. You say you're gonna
• 42:09
  Speaker 15: be nicer to your mother in law. You're gonna call
• 42:12
  Speaker 15: on the phone trying to be nice. You're gonna figure
• 42:15
  Speaker 15: about three minutes into this damn conversation it ain't.
• 42:19
  Speaker 18: Worth talking to her ass at all.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: That's what you.
• 42:23
  Speaker 15: What you say you're gonna do, and what you're gonna do, ladies,
• 42:27
  Speaker 15: you said it is I'm getting rid of him. He's useless,
• 42:31
  Speaker 15: he ain't no good, he ain't doing nothing but taking
• 42:34
  Speaker 15: me down. And I'm gonna be about me this year.
• 42:37
  Speaker 15: But what you're gonna do is let him hit it
• 42:39
  Speaker 15: one more time and then you're gonna break it off.
• 42:41
  Speaker 10: That's what you don't.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: I wasn't expecting that.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: What you do, that what you're really gonna do.
• 42:57
  Speaker 15: You said, I'm gonna stop smoking that stuff smoking no
• 43:01
  Speaker 15: more because it ain't good for you. But you're gonna
• 43:04
  Speaker 15: look at that big dash you got her. They said, well,
• 43:06
  Speaker 15: I got to clean that up. I got to get
• 43:08
  Speaker 15: rid of all of that.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know he's letting that got away.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Jay, I got one.
• 43:13
  Speaker 15: You got one.
• 43:15
  Speaker 8: You do, and what you do you make your New
• 43:19
  Speaker 8: Year's resolution that you ain't gonna cuss no more. You
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: are headed to your best friend. Hey, man, I ain't
• 43:26
  Speaker 8: gonna cust no more. He said, Well, your fat ass
• 43:29
  Speaker 8: should have said you was gonna lose some weight and stay.
• 43:32
  Speaker 10: Man, you.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Just fire off right there, man, that's what you're really
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: gonna do. That's all resolution over with soon as you.
• 43:54
  Speaker 18: He said about your weight away, what you do is
• 43:59
  Speaker 18: kiss my you know what?
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Right off back at Yeah, now that's gone.
• 44:06
  Speaker 15: Oh you say you're gonna spend more time with your
• 44:08
  Speaker 15: grandkids because you love him.
• 44:10
  Speaker 18: You don't get to see him much. They're gonna come
• 44:13
  Speaker 18: over there one day.
• 44:13
  Speaker 15: You're gonna figure out it's just better to send there,
• 44:16
  Speaker 15: ask five dollars in a card and call it a damn.
• 44:22
  Speaker 18: I don't need him over here, all.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: His ass, but not least you saying I'm gonna read.
• 44:29
  Speaker 18: The Bible more. Come on, so to God because I
• 44:34
  Speaker 18: need him in my life.
• 44:36
  Speaker 15: When you're gonna figure out, Joe Lostin come on in
• 44:39
  Speaker 15: the morning and I got this.
• 44:44
  Speaker 18: I got to read a damn that's what my gonna
• 44:49
  Speaker 18: do and what you're gonna do?
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: O Jay?
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: How about this?
• 45:01
  Speaker 8: Jay?
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: I ain't eating pork no more. I gave it up
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: pork every year.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: I'm giving it up right after first.
• 45:08
  Speaker 11: I ain't gonna have January first, sausage, bacon hands all on.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: The same plate with eggs, grits. You wanna donna give up?
• 45:19
  Speaker 16: No pork, that's what you really don't do it?
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Last one you decided that you gonna pay.
• 45:27
  Speaker 9: Your ties this year.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I'm paying all my ties this year.
• 45:32
  Speaker 8: Next Sunday, Pastor pull up in a new ride. I'm
• 45:34
  Speaker 8: not helping him make payments.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: On new cast, Steve.
• 45:38
  Speaker 18: That's what I'm not going to start with. Oh hell no,
• 45:41
  Speaker 18: I'm not.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: I guts, thank you so much.
• 45:48
  Speaker 12: Coming up next, the nephew in the building with the
• 45:51
  Speaker 12: frank phone call for today. Right after this, you're listening
• 45:55
  Speaker 12: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the
• 45:58
  Speaker 12: top of the hour. Right about four minutes after it's
• 46:01
  Speaker 12: my strawberry letter for today.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: Subject.
• 46:03
  Speaker 12: He took it out at the dinner table. All right,
• 46:08
  Speaker 12: we'll get into that. Uh just a little bit.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: Everything wrong with that right now? The nephew is here,
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: wrong with that right there?
• 46:19
  Speaker 18: To tell you this table, Let me show you something.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: We eat and then come on.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: The nephew is here with today, Frank phone call, what
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: do you have? Nepht are you?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Wait? What are you?
• 46:36
  Speaker 7: What are you for?
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: My mama? He's crying, Mama, my mama tree, about your
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: mother's tree. Mama tree, my mama tree.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: So mess it with it.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Acting that tree. That's that tree. We played hide and
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: gonna seek out.
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: Tibout their thirty five ft five fifty big things about.
• 47:14
  Speaker 8: Not here.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: That's my that that my mama that God got down. Hello, man,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I speak to Lord.
• 47:27
  Speaker 10: Yeah, this lord terror?
• 47:29
  Speaker 14: Who this terror?
• 47:31
  Speaker 19: I about ten minutes from the yard, big dog.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: This ain't no tr Look man, it's this Lord to
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: work for.
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: Yes, sir, listen, you just came down Clayton Street and
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: hit me and tow all the limbs off my mama
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: maple tree that's hanging over the street. And now she
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: got limbs hanging all in the street. We got to
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: cut this whole tree down. Because you didnet messed it up,
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: and you would the one that just drove through here.
• 47:52
  Speaker 19: Hey, sir, I ain't been down Clayton Street today, Sir,
• 47:55
  Speaker 19: say what. I ain't been down Clayton Street today. I
• 47:57
  Speaker 19: ain't been in a residential neighborhood today.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: Just came down Clayton Street a couple of hours ago
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: and then tore all the limbs off my mama tree. Sorry,
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: my mama up that tree been and I finished twenty
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: five years and if you just came down the.
• 48:09
  Speaker 19: Street and just tow it all apart, Sir, I ain't
• 48:12
  Speaker 19: been down Clayton Roll today.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: How did you get this number?
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: By the way, don't worry about how I got your number.
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: Somebody got to pay for my mama tree.
• 48:19
  Speaker 19: Well, Sir, I ain't been down Clayton Road today.
• 48:20
  Speaker 10: I'm sorry.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Call it call him back down? Hello Lord? Did you
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: just hang up on me?
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, sir, I told you I didn't been down on
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Clayton Roll today.
• 48:30
  Speaker 10: Now you know what?
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: Look, I told you you just came down Clayton Road
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: and just and just tore my mama tree up.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: All lived down. No residential neighborhood today. Man, Quit calling
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: my phone with that look.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: My grandmama planted that tree.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Now you're planted it moved to my then cut the
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: branches off.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: The c ofer and them branches is clear enough.
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: You're not supposed to be driving them mateen wheel trucks
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: down this residential area like this here.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Man, I was making delivery. Got if I had to
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: come down that tree, I would have. But I told
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: you I ain't came down on Clayton Street today.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: You just said you had to make a delivery. Now
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: you saying you ain't been down Clayton Street.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: If I hadn't deliver down there, I would have came
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: down that street. I ain't had to come down there.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: You've been on Clayton Street today, Now that part I
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: do know.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: And what you got the wrong driver, dude, No no, no, no, no.
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: No, no, I got the right driver. And what I
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: do know is you then told my mama tree up.
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: We got to cut this on tree down. And you
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: know what you gonna pay for this?
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Then, I ain't saying for a muddle tree that tree, and.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: K I know you ain't talking about my mama tree.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Well, guess what, take your tree and take your mama
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: and both of y'all go out there and playing another
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: street in.
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: We ain't playing no more tree. That tree been in
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: our family for years. You're gonna mess around and get
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: your swoop behind this tree.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Bring it on, then bring your dong and bring the
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: tree which.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: You're gonna make me whoop with a bridge off that tree.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Well, I tell you what if you that bad? Then
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: I tell you what if I was on Clayton Street
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: today I meet don't Clayton Street with the tree.
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: You come on over here to Clayton right now, because
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: I'm right out here in the street on the corner's phone.
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: You come on outside. My mama sitting up in there
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: crying behind this street because you done told the limbs
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: off of it and we got to cut it down
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: that because you.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Done messed it up.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Go give her napkin this jell a wife. But mind then,
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: I ain't been down on street.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I know you ain't sitting here talking about my mama.
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: Now see you tripping now, dog, I ain't tripping dog
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: you already Look man, I grew up with this tree
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: in my front yard.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I grew up with this tree. Now you got the
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: nerve and.
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: Drive through here and driving too fast, because if.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: You have drove so you wouldn't have been hitting.
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: All them limbs like that, y'all being running down here
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: too fast, dough here.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Man, look here, I told you once. Man, I ain't
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: been down on Clayton Street. Now, like I told you,
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: if you want to meet me on Clayton Street, will
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: all right now. I'm sorry about your mom, Trish, but hell,
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: there ain't nothing I can do about it, cause I
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: ain't been down on Clayton Street.
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: It's one thing you can do about it. You can
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: pay for it. And that's what you're gonna do.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Now. You're gonna either give me some money. I'm gonna
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: get it at you. But you you gonna you coming
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: over here.
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: Matter of fact, you're gonna come over here now that
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: big truck around and bring your butt on over here
• 51:10
  Speaker 6: right now.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Well, I might well go on and turn it around
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: because I ain't paying for no tree. I'm kidding right now.
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: That's fine, that's fine, But I tell you, when you
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: get here, my cousin here and all my uncles is
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: here sitting up there looking at that. What you have
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: done in this tree?
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: So bring your own Yeah, well, look at here, take
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: that tree and stuve it up. You out your yo
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: all right. I ain't be a word with you in
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: this tree no more because I have told you what.
• 51:35
  Speaker 10: Let me aim this tree.
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: You come on right now, because you don't know what
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: this tree mean to me. This tree right here used
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: to be home based for hide and go seek?
• 51:45
  Speaker 10: Are you crying?
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: You big?
• 51:47
  Speaker 10: You crying too? Man?
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Look at your dog. I ain't dog tree dog, look
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: at wipe your eyes and the hell with you this
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: tree right there, I'm turning my you just meet me
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: on Peyton Street.
• 51:57
  Speaker 10: All right, let me tell you something.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: This tree he used to be first base for kickball?
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Do you hit me? Dude?
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: I done told you one. I ain't tree.
• 52:06
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: No hel around this dude?
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: Your name Lord, but you ain't l L L is
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: cool Jay, and he wouldn't not he wouldn't not help
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: come down here?
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: And to what my mama tree here? Not that kind
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: of person. But you you lord?
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: Hey?
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: You crying for?
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: What crying for?
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Could you done messed up my mama tree?
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: You sound like a herold. I'm crying because my mama
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: tree broke.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Go round and bring you down.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: I believe that in ten minutes to meet your.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Where's that more than me, My uncles is here, my
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: cousin is here.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: All up, the braid of brunt family. What bring I
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: tell you what I tell right now? It's gonna be
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: hot water in this day.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Don't make me no difference. They call you l l my,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: knock you out and that's what you finnah.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Get al m, Come on with it because I'm here
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: all right, no running.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Cool, don't make me listen straight up. I'm gonna tell
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: you one more thing about this tree, and you listening
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: to me? I'm listening, bro, Is you listening?
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: I told you what. I don't give it about that,
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: but if you want to talk about it, go ahead.
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: Let me tell you something. This is nephew Timmy from
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boy JJ.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: And look, man, what did you just say?
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: This is nephew tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boy.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: You got to be kidding me.
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: Man, ain't no, ain't no tree messed up and you
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: ain't been on Clayton Street.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Joe oh Man, You alright? Don't hey?
• 53:59
  Speaker 10: Man?
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land?
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey Morning Show made.
• 54:08
  Speaker 18: About to get it.
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: You were about to get it.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Come on right here, man, what as you crying for?
• 54:20
  Speaker 9: Like tree uncle?
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: Here my cousin the bready buch huh, I'm by myself.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Playing another one.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you can do that, damn tree man. I
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: told her I ain't been down Clayon Street today. Wow.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Oh what did I tell y'all?
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: Milwaukee, the nephew was coming m l K weekend to
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: the m Pride.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Pride.
• 54:52
  Speaker 6: It's Saturday Sunday. Tigre's gonna sell right now. Ignorance is
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: on the way. I ain't but done comedy in Milwaukee,
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: but I bet I'm about to do it now. Yeah, EMAILK.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: We can't. We're gonna set this thing.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: Oh fuck bundle us.
• 55:03
  Speaker 12: Oh fock all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next
• 55:07
  Speaker 12: it is a strawberry letter. The subject he took it
• 55:10
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• 55:14
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• 55:51
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• 56:07
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• 56:10
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• 56:14
  Speaker 6: Hold on tight, We got it for you here.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: It is a letter subject. He took it out at
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: the dinner table.
• 56:21
  Speaker 10: Uh.
• 56:22
  Speaker 12: Dear Stephen Shirley, my friend hooked me up with a
• 56:25
  Speaker 12: great guy. And before I met him, we had great
• 56:28
  Speaker 12: conversation and he seemed to be a cool guy. He
• 56:31
  Speaker 12: sent me a picture of himself and I sent him
• 56:33
  Speaker 12: a picture too. He had a beautiful smile, and I
• 56:36
  Speaker 12: commented that he had perfect teeth.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: He told me that he had false teeth.
• 56:41
  Speaker 12: I asked him why he chose false teeth over implant,
• 56:44
  Speaker 12: and he said that implants were too expensive.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: It was no biggie, so we continued to get to
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: know each other.
• 56:51
  Speaker 12: After two weeks, we went out on our first date
• 56:55
  Speaker 12: to a very nice restaurant for dinner.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: I was so glad to finally meet him. We ordered
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: our food and started.
• 57:02
  Speaker 12: Eating, and the conversation was so good that I didn't
• 57:06
  Speaker 12: realize he had taken his entire top row of teeth out.
• 57:12
  Speaker 12: He saw how I was looking at him, and he said, see,
• 57:15
  Speaker 12: you can't even tell when I take my teeth out.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I look the same.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: Wait, there's more.
• 57:22
  Speaker 12: I was at a loss for words. His teeth were
• 57:25
  Speaker 12: in a container beside his plate, and he was just.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: Eating and talking like all.
• 57:30
  Speaker 10: Of this was okay.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: I had lost my appetite.
• 57:35
  Speaker 12: I know being single can be lonely, but there is
• 57:37
  Speaker 12: no way I can be seen with this bald mouth man.
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: Steven Shirley.
• 57:42
  Speaker 12: I do not have a problem at all with false teeth,
• 57:45
  Speaker 12: but you can't just take them out on the first.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: Date and not let me know first after the date.
• 57:51
  Speaker 12: After the date, I called a friend that set us
• 57:53
  Speaker 12: up and told her that his teeth were a deal breaker,
• 57:57
  Speaker 12: oh and his lack of table manners. Said that I
• 58:00
  Speaker 12: was being bougie and I have to be more open
• 58:03
  Speaker 12: minded and willing to work with some men to turn
• 58:06
  Speaker 12: them into the ideal man.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: I beg to differ.
• 58:09
  Speaker 12: But maybe I'm being too insensitive. Maybe I'm being insensitive.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: What do you think? Hey, listen, miss bougie. I'm with
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: you all day.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 58:19
  Speaker 12: Manners are important, hygiene is important, and taking your teeth
• 58:23
  Speaker 12: out at the dinner table it's very unhygienic. It's unacceptable, okay.
• 58:28
  Speaker 12: I mean, it's one thing to have dentures, but leave
• 58:32
  Speaker 12: them in your mouth. How about that take them out
• 58:34
  Speaker 12: at home at night and put them in the container
• 58:37
  Speaker 12: and then put that container on the nightstand like normal
• 58:40
  Speaker 12: people do who have dentures and false teeth. I don't
• 58:44
  Speaker 12: agree with your friend about you being bougie. It's okay
• 58:47
  Speaker 12: to like what you like and not like the fact
• 58:49
  Speaker 12: that he had dentures and took him out at the
• 58:51
  Speaker 12: dinner table. That's ridiculous, since that I'm an container next
• 58:55
  Speaker 12: to a plate at a very nice restaurant.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: You're single here, not okay? And you don't have to
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: settle no matter what your friend says. All right, Steve,
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: that's it for me.
• 59:08
  Speaker 8: Well, very good answer, Shirley. I agree with everything you said,
• 59:13
  Speaker 8: but let me go at it from this here right here.
• 59:16
  Speaker 8: Went out on the date with this man you've been talking,
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: and y'all sent a picture, and you told the man, boy,
• 59:20
  Speaker 8: you got you got your teeth. Look, you got a
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: beautiful smile, and you got perfect teeth. Then he, right
• 59:29
  Speaker 8: off the dribber, told you he had false teeth. I
• 59:32
  Speaker 8: asked him why he chose false teeth over implants. He
• 59:36
  Speaker 8: said the implants was too expensive. All right, let's stop
• 59:40
  Speaker 8: this letter right here. Let's go back over because I
• 59:43
  Speaker 8: need some things that y'all need to see what I saw. Okay,
• 59:46
  Speaker 8: he sent you a picture of himself. You said he
• 59:49
  Speaker 8: had a beautiful smile. I commented that he had perfect teeth.
• 59:54
  Speaker 8: For no damn reason at all, he told me he
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: had false teeth. How old is this man?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Here? Were he cool with this? Here? Maybe you got
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: some perfect teeth.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 8: These ain't my teeth, These ain't mine, these false teeth.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 8: So already know we're talking about an older couple here.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 8: This ain't no too forty year olds at dinner. So
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 8: I asked him why he chose false teeth over implants.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 8: He said the implant was too explicsive. We're talking about
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 8: a cheap ass man here. Now, there's a lot of
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 8: things you can save money on. YO damn teeth ain't
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 8: one of them. Spend some money on your damn mouth. Now,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 8: if you want to go to Walmart and get you
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 8: them tank tops where when you put it on, the
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 8: armhole be down to your belt.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: That's cool.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 8: I've often wondered whetting people get them tops from them
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 8: is Walmart tanks. So I don't care how big your
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 8: AMC is. You can put this tank top on. It's
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 8: gonna fit.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Stupid.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that ain't the Nike tank top. That's the Walmart
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 8: tank top.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: That armhold.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: I don't care how what size you are. This tank
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 8: top fish. That's where you save money at. You want
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: to go to the grocery store and you don't want
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 8: to buy them manty green beans, I got you buy
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 8: you now at green beans. They steal green beans. The
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 8: label is white and the brightness black. All this say
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 8: is green beans.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: I got that.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 8: You don't save money on your damn teeth. So y'all
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 8: got to know each other. And after two weeks you
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 8: went out on the first date to the nice restaurant.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 8: You finally met him. You ordered your food, You start eating.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 8: The conversation was so good that I didn't realize he
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 8: had taken his entire top rower teeth out. He saw
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: how you was looking at him. He said, See, you
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 8: can't even tell when I take my teeth out. I
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 8: look to say, Hold up, partner, hold up, let me
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 8: correct your We might not.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 9: Have seen when you took him out.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 8: We didn't see you take him out, but we damn
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 8: show sitting here looking at you, trying to figure out
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 8: what the hell.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Is your whole rower teeth? You can't take sixteen teeth out?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: And don't nobody know it?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 13: What wrong?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: We didn't see you take him out?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 6: Kay?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Dammit?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: We look at you now, and now hell you talking about?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 8: You can't even tell? No, I didn't No, I didn't
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 8: see you take him out. Pardon them all?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 12: Right, hold that thought, Steve. We'll be back at twenty
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 12: three after the hour. Subject of today's letter. He took
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 12: him out at the dinner table.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 13: We'll get back into it right after this. Hey, it's
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 13: Carla farroh. Kick that old mopping bucket aside? Are you
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 13: ready for a moping bucket? Clean and half the time
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 13: make the swap to Swifter Power Mop the only one.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 13: Cleaning Hero has a built in solution that breaks down
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 13: dirt and grime like mad. With hundreds of scrubbing strips
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 13: on the pad, it absorbs sticky messes with ease. Plus
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 13: it'll leave your home smelling great for hours after cleaning.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 13: Get yours today and mop smarter with the Swipper Power Mob.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 12: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letters subject.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: He took him out at the dinner table.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: This man she'd have met.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 8: They talking on the phone, They exchange picture. She saw
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 8: the man smile and said, wow, you got perfect teeth
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 8: right out the blue. No damn reasoning at all, no
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 8: need to confess this, he said, these false teeth. Oh
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 8: that lets we know he already old, because he didn't
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 8: see no problem with it. And then she said, well,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 8: why did you choose false teeth over implants? He said,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: because day too expensive?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, he cheat, he cheap.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 8: If you'll cut back money on your damn teeth, lady,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 8: your ass is finn to be weighing.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Your first Christmas gift is going to be.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 8: One of them, Walmart, Tank, I can promise you that
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 8: because his ass is cheap. So they finally go out
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: to dinner after two weeks. It went on the first date,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: nice restaurant, Glad to finally meet the man.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: You ordered your food and you start eating. Conversation was
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: so good that I didn't realize he had taken his
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: entire top row of teeth out.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 8: Now he saw how I was looking at him, and
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 8: he said, see, you can't even tell when I take
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 8: my teeth out.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: I looked the same food. Listen to me. She didn't
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: see you take the teeth out, but you said in.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 8: The letter right here, he saw how I was looking,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 8: cause see after you took him. She didn't see you
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 8: take him out, but somewhere in the conversation she was
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 8: just staring at your damn mout. And then you see,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 8: you can't even tell when I take my teeth out. No,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 8: we can't tell when you take him out, but we
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 8: can tell that they out.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 8: So now she looking at you and you're talking about
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 8: See you can't even tell I took him out.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we can.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: Why when you talking your top lip disappear? Where your
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 8: lip at that? And what is you eating without the
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 8: top row? What we damn plate helping me question? I
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: need to know what you are the partner that you
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 8: can eat without that whole damn top row. Now, what
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 8: I want everybody to do is, at one point today,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 8: take your top lip and cover your front teeth with it. Now,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 8: put something up your mouth and keep chewing, but keep
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 8: your top lip covering them teeth. You can choke your
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 8: ass to death. You finn to be swallowing food? So
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 8: who this man's digestive track is shot because he ain't
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 8: chewing up nothing. He's just swallowing food. Now I take
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 8: I look to say. I was at a loss for words.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 8: His teeth was in a container beside his plate, and
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 8: he was just in eating and talking.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 9: Like everything was okay. I can't talk to you.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: And half your damn mouth is in the glass looking
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: at me, because.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 8: I'm trying to figure out it's just a magic trick,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 8: because Hi, half your mouth.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: In a glass looking at me.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 8: My goodness, I don't know if you'd have never been
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 8: over somebody house and they had their dentiance in the glass,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 8: but it looked like the teeth is looking at you
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 8: cause they are because the teeth don't want to be
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 8: in the glass. They want to be in the mouth
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 8: because that's why they belong. I know being single can
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 8: be lonely, Yes it is, baby, but there's no way
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 8: I could be seen with this bald mouth man, Steven Shirley.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: I do not have a problem at all with false teeth.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Yes you do, Yes you do.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 8: This whole damn letter is about false teeth, and you
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 8: got a problem with them, so it's okay. It's just
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 8: you don't like false teeth. You got the right to
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 8: like what you like, right. Some men don't like women
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 8: with wigs. I don't give damn what you got on
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 8: long as you're cute, I could care less. It's men
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 8: don't like fake nails.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: I like them.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 9: It's men don't like our lashes. Please put them on.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 8: I like all that extra blink blink, give me all that.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 8: I do not have a problem with false teeth. But
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 8: you can't take them out on the first date. You
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 8: can't take them out with me. Ever, No damn first date,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 8: at no point is our answer. At dinner, can you
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 8: reach up in your head pull a whole row of
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 8: damn teeth out.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: There. Ain't got nothing to do with the first date.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: You can't eat.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 8: Take your damn teeth out, your heads over.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: Set them down on the table. I don't give it, damn.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 8: If you don't put him in glass, you can wrap
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 8: them up in your handkerchief and put them in your
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 8: top pocket.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: I don't want to know that they helped there. Oh man,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: I don't give it.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 7: Damn.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 8: If you know how to spin them teeth on your
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 8: finger like a basketball, you want to be sitting up
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 8: in here and launching your teeth go around in the song.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: But what about her friend, Steve? You gotta speak to her.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: Hold up, wait a minute.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 8: I don't give a damn if you take your teeth
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 8: off and set them in the champagne bucket.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: But I can't see it. But when the waiter come
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: over there to pull another glass.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 8: After the date, I called the friend to set us
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 8: up and told that his teeth was a deal breaker.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 8: Oh and his lack of table. Man, she said, I
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 8: was being bugey. Ain't nobody bush right? This, ain't bushing
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 8: send him.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: I don't give it down.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 8: How much money I ain't got? You can't pull your
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 8: damn teeth out and not see you. I don't care
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 8: how fine years sitting over there half and you pull
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 8: your teeth out your mouth.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: I'm getting up and getting in my cop. Date is over,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: damn date is over.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: Yes, all right, listen, we gotta go left me.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: You're damn right.
• 1:09:10
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• 1:09:17
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• 1:09:20
  Speaker 12: minutes after the hour.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: Good morning.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 12: This is Shirley's Strawberry And my New Year's resolutions are
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 12: the same as they have been for these last few years.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 12: Just don't make any because I never keep them.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: Happy New Year. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: Hey, it's Carla Farrell.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 13: Kick that old mop and bucket aside. Are you ready
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 13: for a mop and bucket clean in half the time?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 13: Make the swap to Swipper Power Mop the only one.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 13: Cleaning Hero has a built in solution that breaks down
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 13: dirt and grime like magic.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: With hundreds of.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 13: Scrubbing strips on the pad, it absorbs sticky messes with ease.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 13: Plus it'll leave your home smelling great for hours after cleaning.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 13: Get yours today and mop smarter with the swiffer power.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 7: Mom.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: All right, Tommy, what is it now?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 6: I got a problem and it's you know, it might
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 6: it might be minded to y'all, but it's a big
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: problem to me because I've been going through for the
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 6: last month.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 9: But this is Tommy. Yeah, should I come here first
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 9: or last?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: You probably?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 6: I mean, you ain't never went through that. You don't
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 6: go through stuff like this. Okay, this is something I'm
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 6: going through. Okay, this this is something I'm going all right.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 6: This is a problem I'm had for the last month.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 6: And it's a simple question. How do you throw away
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 6: a trash can?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: I just just listen to him.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: Now, ain't nobody helping you with that?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 6: If I put it on the street, they leave it
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 6: on the street. Now I done took the trash can?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: They just leave it now?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 6: Now I done took the trash can. I didn't put
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 6: it inside a bigger trash can. They take it out
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 6: and still leave it there. And I'm asking, how do
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 6: you get rid of a trash can? Okay, it's a
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 6: big problem. Okay, here's last thing I did.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: All right, I.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 6: Wrote trash on the side of the trash can with
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: a sharpe. I be damn garbage man. Still left it there,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: and I'm standing in the driveway trying to figure it out.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: How in the hell do I get rid of a
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: trash can? Now here's what I did. Next, hook the
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: trash can next door to the neighbor's house and put
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: it by his trash Do you know I come home
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: that evening my trash is that trash can is in
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: my driveway, and it's a note on it saying I
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 6: don't know how your trash can got next door, but
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 6: I brought it over here. Sign GM garbage man, I said,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 6: I'll be dawn. I cannot get rid of the trash can,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 6: so that if anybody can just help me figure out
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: how in the hell do I get rid of a
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: trash can.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to throw it away out right time?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: Any suggestions, Uncle Steve.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 8: I have a I have a question. Yes, how bad
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 8: do you want to get rid of the trash can?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 8: On the scale of one to ten ten I've been
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 8: trying for a month. Then I have the perfect solution.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 8: Put some money in it.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 12: They're just gonna take them the money it'll go and
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 12: then what, Yeah, they're just gonna take the.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: Cash out of there.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 8: What girl, ain't nobody? Ain't nobody finn run the risk
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  Speaker 8: of taking the cash out. They're gonna take that trash can,
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  Speaker 8: put it up in the front seat with them. They're
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  Speaker 8: gonna have that thing on their lap. That's gonna wait
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 8: till they get somewhere because they don't want you to
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  Speaker 8: see them taking that money out, because they ain't. You
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  Speaker 8: ain't never seen nobody take no trash out the trash can.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 8: That's some value without taking the whole thing. And that's
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  Speaker 8: that right there. Get me some money in the trash can? Well,
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  Speaker 8: you know, I depending on how bad you want it gone.
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  Speaker 8: That's why I asked him, how important to you you
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  Speaker 8: write amount of money in there? Trust and believe it's gone.
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  Speaker 8: That trash cad gone.
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  Speaker 12: All right, See how that works for you? Now you're
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 12: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 12: it is time once again for comedy. Rule that Anthony
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  Speaker 12: Brown very easy.
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  Speaker 15: Take three subjects. Put him on a wheel, spend the wheel, wedgstop.
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  Speaker 15: We'll make it funny with professionals. Watch us do it.
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  Speaker 18: We do it all the time.
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  Speaker 12: Come on, the subjects new Year's resolutions that you will
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  Speaker 12: not keep all of them. A relative got so drunk
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  Speaker 12: for New Year's Eve. They dot dot dot dot uh
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  Speaker 12: and then the last one romantic lines Kanye can use
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  Speaker 12: to get Kim back.
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  Speaker 1: None of that's gonna work.
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  Speaker 18: It's spun it, none of it. Nothing's gonna worry.
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  Speaker 9: You're right, spun it, bunnet.
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  Speaker 18: Done it.
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  Speaker 1: Let stop, Kanye, Come on.
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  Speaker 4: It stopped on. A relative got so drunk for New
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  Speaker 4: Year's Eve.
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  Speaker 15: They come on, all right, here we go. Upper earl
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  Speaker 15: got so drunk for New Year's Eve. He pete and
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  Speaker 15: dirty clothes hamper.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, well they dirty though they dirty? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know they don't get washed anyway.
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  Speaker 4: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
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  Speaker 11: They junior, ain't Barbara, don't make what sweep of tato pies?
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  Speaker 10: No more?
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  Speaker 1: They give it the family.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Temmy, your relative got so drunk for New
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: Year's Eve.
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  Speaker 1: They you had sex with? Ain't Thelma? Wow? Who you was?
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  Speaker 1: Toe up?
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  Speaker 18: All right?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: Come on, king, A relative got so drunk for New
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: Year's Eve.
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  Speaker 8: Day Instead of leading everybody in the old lang's eye.
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  Speaker 1: He led to everybody with the national anthem.
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  Speaker 4: She said, that's.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 4: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 15: Theay she got in a fight with it in the wheelchair,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 15: and the wheelchair lady whooped her ass.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
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  Speaker 11: They we looked at the window and saw Uncle Call
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  Speaker 11: under the tree drinking with the dog.
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  Speaker 1: That's good company, though, that's good company.
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  Speaker 4: Relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: They so on doing the countdown. Just start taking clothes off.
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  Speaker 6: Ten nine, ain't bra pannies fox, everything was naked by
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  Speaker 6: we got by the time we got.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: The one, Oh my god, Uncle Herman, all right, Stephen.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: Relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
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  Speaker 8: They that he slapped his uncle because he never believed.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 9: He was blind.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: Sitting over that line ups all this time.
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  Speaker 4: Relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
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  Speaker 15: They Uncle earl been down to tie shoe and everybody
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  Speaker 15: so he had on the thumb.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, so drunk Uncle Uncle Ernestein.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 11: They we watched Uncle Larry drop his ditches in the gin,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 11: chatting with the hell I'd be there.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: A relatively got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: They number two in the living room. Flow right, God,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't hold it. I couldn't hold it. I couldn't
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: hold it.
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  Speaker 4: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve. Closing
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  Speaker 4: out Steve.
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  Speaker 1: He told his boss he had feelings for his wife.
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  Speaker 6: He was lit.
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  Speaker 1: That that let me I never have seen.
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  Speaker 10: All.
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  Speaker 12: Right, ladies and gentlemen, that is comedy roulette. You're listening
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  Speaker 12: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, apparently single parents
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  Speaker 4: It should be interesting. What do you guys think?
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  Speaker 12: But what if they both have like, you know, seven kids,
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  Speaker 6: What do you guys, think I need to if I'm single,
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  Speaker 6: I need't know how many damn kids you gotten? If
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  Speaker 6: you got five set kids and I don't, I need
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  Speaker 18: Know that datable.
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  Speaker 4: Is that what you're saying? If she has five?
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  Speaker 10: For me?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay for me? Yeah, I'm thinking because I'm six cheering,
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  Speaker 1: Well what well, what if you have five or six kids?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: You want somebody to date you?
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  Speaker 6: But I'm not looking for somebody that got What we
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  Speaker 6: don't need is another five, not as ten.
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  Speaker 18: So would you get someone with children?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah?
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  Speaker 16: I could ate somebody with children, but it can't be six.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: What's your limit?
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  Speaker 10: Dog?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Dog? About about one?
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  Speaker 18: Two?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah, wasn't it possible?
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  Speaker 3: We're not doing this may oh buddy, it's gonna date
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  Speaker 3: you guys.
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  Speaker 13: Hey, it's Carla Farroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside.
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  Speaker 12: Tne out for would you rather would you rather wear
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  Speaker 4: Or would you rather work from home in a suit?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to the studio. No in pajamaybody gonna see me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just from the waist up. Just from the waist up.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 4: That'll get you in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: Don't stand up and drove right tip so you the
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  Speaker 1: half naked people that was in the Strawberry letter today,
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  Speaker 1: just on the side of your house with your pants.
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  Speaker 1: It don't really matter to me.
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  Speaker 9: I go either where to work, I can where the
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  Speaker 9: suit from the house. I'm comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: That's a nice half for then rocking on some coal
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  Speaker 4: Stuff, all right? Would you rather be five inches shorter
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  Speaker 4: or have two left feet?
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  Speaker 1: Tommy? You know what, I'm starting to feel like all
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  Speaker 1: these are written for me. I'm sick of this. What
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  Speaker 1: what they said?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Five inches shorter? Just five inches? Or would you rather
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  Speaker 4: have two left feet?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with them two left feet that I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna allood it.
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  Speaker 18: Then he can't get any shorter.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I just be walking, letting left circles. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care whatever to left feet.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, I'm gonna take what you left feet, and then
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  Speaker 8: I just tell people I'm slew.
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  Speaker 1: Fiddy walking like a spike lee.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what about your junior?
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  Speaker 16: I have the two left feet. I mean I can't
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  Speaker 16: afford to give up a bike, all right.
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather be widely famous and wealthy or an
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  Speaker 12: unknown billionaire unknown?
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  Speaker 6: B Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: an unknown billionaire?
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  Speaker 8: Yep, you give me that billion. You can kiss on
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  Speaker 8: out black behind hit back soon to me.
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  Speaker 1: What happened to Steve? I don't know he fell off.
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  Speaker 9: He Ah'm doing good no more so. I saw him
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  Speaker 9: in Marjorie in the south of France on somebody's yacht.
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  Speaker 4: That's mine.
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  Speaker 10: All right?
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  Speaker 1: One more if we can get sort of enough to.
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  Speaker 8: over there. We flew ourself.
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  Speaker 6: I might be an unknown billionaire about the time you
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  Speaker 6: give me this billion y'all don't know me, Trust me,
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  Speaker 1: Very well known.
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  Speaker 12: That's our round of would you rather for today? We'll
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  Speaker 12: some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 12: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 4: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
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  Speaker 4: it really did and it was a great day.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, and thank you Lord, and we have our one
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  Speaker 12: and only fearless leader, our captain to take us.
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  Speaker 4: Home with some closing remarks to get us through the day.
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  Speaker 8: Steve, I think I decided to do something a little
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  Speaker 8: bit different today. I want to give you a bullet
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  Speaker 8: point list of things to consider on your journey. I
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  Speaker 8: want to give you some bullet points to protect yourself
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  Speaker 8: as you're climbing the letter to success. These bullet points
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  Speaker 8: are things that all of us will can and have experienced,
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  Speaker 8: and they come over and over and over at different
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  Speaker 8: levels in different times. Now, the things I'm about to
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  Speaker 8: share with you are not the only things, and I
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  Speaker 8: don't have them in any particular order. I just wanted
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  Speaker 8: to share them with you. These are what I call
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  Speaker 8: dream crushes. I can't tell you how many people I
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  Speaker 8: know who have had wonderful aspirations and dreams and got
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  Speaker 8: started and they allowed these dreams to get crushed.
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  Speaker 9: And I know a lot of them.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna name all of them, but I am
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  Speaker 8: gonna name some of them, and I want you all
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  Speaker 8: to think about them as I list them, so you
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  Speaker 8: can be on guard for them because they are coming. Oh,
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  Speaker 8: don't you think for one moment that they are not coming.
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  Speaker 8: These are some of the dream crushes that you will encounter.
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  Speaker 8: The first one I simply call background chatter. Somehow, when
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  Speaker 8: you're on your way, you hear the murmuring in the crowd,
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  Speaker 8: you hear the naysayers.
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  Speaker 9: You just hear this constantly. Here he comes, here she
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  Speaker 9: come again. Oh, hey, how you doing?
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  Speaker 10: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: Here he come with that old crazy man. Have you
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  Speaker 8: seen what he thought he was gonna be? Anybody y'all
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  Speaker 8: seeing his dream? Boy, it's so crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, how you doing?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 9: That's all right.
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  Speaker 8: And you hear stuff like this, I call it background chatter.
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  Speaker 8: It can be very very rough if you get it
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  Speaker 8: on a constant basis. Those are one of the dream crushers.
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  Speaker 8: Be very very careful. Here's another dream dream crusher. Comparisons
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  Speaker 8: to others. See when you building your house, when you're
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  Speaker 8: building your road, when you're building your building, don't look
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  Speaker 8: across the street at the other house, the other structure,
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  Speaker 8: and the other building. First of all, you don't know
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  Speaker 8: what's under the foundation of what appears to be a
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  Speaker 8: grand building. Now you trying to build your solid on
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  Speaker 8: a great foundation, rock by rock, level by level, But
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 8: you're looking over there and somebody halfway up with a skyride,
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  Speaker 8: and you try to figure out why it's taking you
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  Speaker 8: so long. You don't even know that they done built
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  Speaker 8: that on sand. You don't even know that there's no
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  Speaker 8: flooring behind it, that it ain't nothing but a shell.
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  Speaker 8: Be careful of comparing your building to others, because what
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  Speaker 8: you see across the street might not be the same.
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  Speaker 8: Those are dream crushes. Here's another one, a well timed
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  Speaker 8: set back. Right when you think things are going along,
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  Speaker 8: all of a sudden, something just pops up.
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  Speaker 1: You know what that is.
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  Speaker 9: It's called life.
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  Speaker 1: It just serve. It's surfaces for all of us, y'all.
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  Speaker 9: It's just life. It's nothing aimed.
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  Speaker 1: Directly at you. It's not, but it's not resigned and
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  Speaker 1: particularly your situation.
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  Speaker 8: Everybody got them well time setbacks, crushed dreams all the time.
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  Speaker 8: Be ready because there will be some. Here's another one.
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  Speaker 8: I want you to be careful, love watch out for statistics.
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  Speaker 8: Statistics were designed by people who were failing to justify
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  Speaker 8: their failure.
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  Speaker 9: One out of every four hundred, you know, only.
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  Speaker 8: Two in a million, ever, get I wouldn't play that
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  Speaker 8: lotto because the only person to hear is today say
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  Speaker 8: is one in two hundred and eighty five million chances.
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  Speaker 8: Statistics stop so many people because they keep putting yourself
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  Speaker 8: in the one.
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  Speaker 9: You either put yourself in the one, or you put
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 9: yourself in the group.
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  Speaker 8: You know, one out of every two thousand comedians make
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  Speaker 8: it on the Johnny Carson Show. That was the stat
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  Speaker 8: I heard way back when I got started. Man only one,
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  Speaker 8: and people started looking at themselves. That's the one thy
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  Speaker 8: nine hundred and ninety nine. Now you know what I did.
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  Speaker 8: I looked at myself as just the one. Net statistics
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  Speaker 8: are dream crushes. Here's another one right here. Social media comments.
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  Speaker 8: Beware those people don't know you. They really don't. They
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  Speaker 8: know nothing about you. Matter of fact, they only had
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  Speaker 8: one design in mind, and that is to discourage you.
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  Speaker 8: Social Media comments are a big dream crusher. Be careful
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  Speaker 8: of Facebook. Everybody wanted to be your friend, ain't your friend?
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 8: Watch out It could be a possible dream crusher. On Facebook.
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  Speaker 8: You didn't get no likes, you didn't get no comment,
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 8: They didn't befriend you, they didn't like your picture, they
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 8: didn't tell you about it. Everybody got to notice about
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 8: the party. But you dream crushes, be very careful. Here's
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  Speaker 8: another one. Stop talking to small minded people. They are
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  Speaker 8: dangerous dream crushers. If you want to kill a big dream,
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 8: tell it to a small minded person. Be very careful. Oh,
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  Speaker 8: here's another one that's a dream crusher. They're called fair
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  Speaker 8: weather friends. Sometimes they good with you, sometimes they ain't.
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  Speaker 8: They just friendly when it's sunny, but when they get
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 8: dark and gloomy outside, you can't find them. They are
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 8: potential dream crushers. Get rid of them very quickly. Well
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 8: meaning relatives, Oh oh, one of the greatest dream crushes
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  Speaker 8: of all time. Well meaning relatives, be careful, because all
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 8: your relatives really don't mean well. Sorry, they are dream crushes.
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  Speaker 8: At last, but not least yourself. Don't let yourself be
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  Speaker 8: your biggest dream crusher. When things ain't going right, pray
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  Speaker 8: aboud it get it turned around. Those are my closes
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  Speaker 8: remarks Again, beware of the dream crushes.
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