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Sand and Soul Festival - 10.06.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit, looking back to back down, giving them more
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  Speaker 1: like American buck things. And it's not doing me true good.
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  Speaker 1: At Steve har listening to move together for STU Please, Moby,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join joining you go with me, Honey. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn ing the You gotta turn to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: Turn't got to turn them out. Then turn the water
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  Speaker 1: the water go. Come come on your baby coome minded.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody you're listening to the voice, Come on digning now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harley got a radio the show.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I think I'll explain something y'all. You know
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  Speaker 1: when I when I wake up in the morning and
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  Speaker 1: I say, dig me now, what I'm asking you to
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  Speaker 1: do is it's old school, you know, man, And you
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  Speaker 1: know you say old people say I did you know Dad?
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  Speaker 1: Never stop saying it. Sorry, but dig me now. It's
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  Speaker 1: just I want you to I don't you really feel me?
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  Speaker 1: I wan't you to understand what I'm saying, because really,
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  Speaker 1: this morning inspiration is all given in the spirit of
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  Speaker 1: sharing and love. It ain't about to expose me in
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  Speaker 1: any way. That's not the purpose of it. But I
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  Speaker 1: found that in my morning inspiration that it's best that
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  Speaker 1: I use some things about myself, because I mean, what
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  Speaker 1: better example can I use? Because I know me, I
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  Speaker 1: know what's happened to me. I know exactly how I
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  Speaker 1: felt all along the way concerning almost everything, every aspect
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  Speaker 1: of my life. I now fully do really understand why
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  Speaker 1: God had my life spend the way it spun. And
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  Speaker 1: here's the part that I want to give to you
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  Speaker 1: this morning, that first of all, whatever position you find
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  Speaker 1: yourself in today, we kind of come to one realization
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  Speaker 1: that we got ourselves there. We put ourselves there by
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  Speaker 1: a series of thoughts and actions. Thoughts turn into things.
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  Speaker 1: That's very important to know. So let's look at both
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  Speaker 1: sides of it. For people who think negative thoughts, it
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  Speaker 1: turns into negative things, and the direct opposite is true.
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  Speaker 1: For those who think positive thoughts, it turns into positive things.
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  Speaker 1: That's the deal. It's as simple as that, folks. I
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  Speaker 1: cannot break it down any cleaner, I cannot make it
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  Speaker 1: any clearer. Thoughts become things. So the one glaring question
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  Speaker 1: for all of us always is on a daily basis,
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  Speaker 1: what are you thinking? What are your thoughts? What are
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  Speaker 1: you thinking. What are your thoughts? Because I can assure
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  Speaker 1: you and it's not by or promise of mind. This
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  Speaker 1: is not a theory that Steve Harvey then came up with.
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  Speaker 1: This is a fact of life. This is biblical, This
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  Speaker 1: is spiritual, this is written, this is philosophical. This is
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  Speaker 1: the law of the universe. However, you need to drink
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  Speaker 1: this medicine to take to get it down and feel
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying to you. This is just the way
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  Speaker 1: it is now and here the cold part, folks, It
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  Speaker 1: don't matter if you believe me or not. It does
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  Speaker 1: not matter if you have never been explained this or not.
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  Speaker 1: And it does not matter if you think it works
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  Speaker 1: in your life or not. It don't matter. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: It is the way it is. It is as scriptural,
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  Speaker 1: it is as spiritual, it is philosophical, it's just whatever.
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  Speaker 1: It's the law of the universe. You call whatever you
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  Speaker 1: want to call. However, you got to dress this thing
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  Speaker 1: up to put it in the phase that you can
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  Speaker 1: feel me. I want you to feel me now, because
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  Speaker 1: this all it is. So when I say that you
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  Speaker 1: are where we are today because we thought ourselves here
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  Speaker 1: or your best to believe that's true, you thought yourself
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  Speaker 1: here no one else. See. Let me explain something. I
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  Speaker 1: got people around me who so badly want to take
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  Speaker 1: credit for it, but I don't allow it. But because
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  Speaker 1: I keep pointing to the heavens, I keep pointing and
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  Speaker 1: trying to say it out loud as many times as
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  Speaker 1: I can without being so offensive, that my life is
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  Speaker 1: by design, by grace and mercy, by blessings from God.
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  Speaker 1: My life is because God has seen it to be so. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: but I got plenty of people around me want credit
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  Speaker 1: for it and want you to not give credit to
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  Speaker 1: God and give it to them. I got that. I
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  Speaker 1: got that, But I understand that. See, I understand what
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  Speaker 1: that is. That's a person whose design is to get
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  Speaker 1: the credit. But it's okay, it's so clear to me
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  Speaker 1: what my father was saying to me. Man, I get it.
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  Speaker 1: As I get older and older, he always said to me, son,
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  Speaker 1: everybody come with you can't go with you. See, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how people say that in church. You know,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes they go people come into your life for seasons,
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  Speaker 1: and I guess the same thing. You know, they season up,
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  Speaker 1: they're gone, well, you know, and then but then hither
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  Speaker 1: way they try to hold you though, or you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: forget where you come from. You ain't gonna keep it
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  Speaker 1: real no more. And so you find yourself trying to
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  Speaker 1: not forget where you come from and keep it real
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  Speaker 1: no more. But to what end is it to the
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  Speaker 1: good of your end? Or is it to the good
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  Speaker 1: of the end? To what end is keeping it real
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  Speaker 1: and not forgetting where you come from if it does
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  Speaker 1: not allow you to progress and move forward. I got
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  Speaker 1: where I come from. I don't want to stay that
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  Speaker 1: no more. I don't forget where I come from. I
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  Speaker 1: know full well what I've been through, but that's what
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  Speaker 1: drives me because I don't want to go back to that.
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  Speaker 1: That's the push for me. I don't want that no more.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to go back where I come from.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to keep it that real no more.
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  Speaker 1: It was real enough for me living in a car.
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  Speaker 1: I had enough of that real. I'm gonna keep it
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  Speaker 1: real now. I don't keep it real. I want to
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  Speaker 1: go keep it dreamy. I want to go keep it
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  Speaker 1: fantasize it. I want I want to I want to
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  Speaker 1: keep it out of this world. I want to keep
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  Speaker 1: it off the chain. I want to keep it moving.
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  Speaker 1: I want to keep it ball and I want to
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  Speaker 1: see what that's like. So naw, I ain't gonna forget
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  Speaker 1: where I come from. But you ain't gonna hold me
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  Speaker 1: to that though See, thoughts become things all day long?
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  Speaker 1: Where's your vision board? Where are the things that you
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  Speaker 1: won't written down? What do you think about the most?
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  Speaker 1: How grateful are you for what all God has done
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  Speaker 1: for you? Where you at with that? See here another law?
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  Speaker 1: If thoughts become things, Oh oh, here come the moment, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: If thoughts become things, let me ask you this. If
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  Speaker 1: all you thinking about is your debt, If all you're
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  Speaker 1: thinking about is what you ain't got, If all you
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  Speaker 1: thinking about or is all woe is me? If all
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  Speaker 1: you're thinking about is every time I turn around, I'm sick.
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  Speaker 1: If all you thinking about it's the things in life
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  Speaker 1: that you're lacking. If that's all you're thinking about, and
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  Speaker 1: if thoughts become things, how much debt you think you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna stay in? How much? How much how much lacking
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  Speaker 1: you think you fin to feel your life with? How
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  Speaker 1: much most stuff you find to not have because you
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  Speaker 1: keep thinking about it all the time? When you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be grateful when you're gonna say thank you when it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna come out your mouth. Man, that I may not
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  Speaker 1: be where I want to be, but I sho am
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  Speaker 1: grateful for what you've given me so far, for the
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  Speaker 1: things I have today, because I don't have to have
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  Speaker 1: these things. You know that does? That then opens up
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  Speaker 1: room for more stuff to come your way. To be
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  Speaker 1: grateful fall. But if you're gonna be ungrateful, man, let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you something. I ain't God, I don't claim
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  Speaker 1: to be, but let me ask you something. Man, If
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  Speaker 1: you're ungrateful for the things we if we can't show
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  Speaker 1: no gratitude for what we have, why would God give
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  Speaker 1: us some most stuff to be ungrateful for? Why would
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  Speaker 1: he do that for? Man, I blessed you with that.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't like that I gave you this. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: saying nothing to me about that. You ain't feeling me
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  Speaker 1: on this right here. So I'll tell you what, Man,
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  Speaker 1: Let me stop giving this dude something because he just
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  Speaker 1: over here he ain't glad for nothing, because if I
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  Speaker 1: give him some mold, he gonna be mad about that too, Tad,
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  Speaker 1: anybody feel me right now? So when I say, come on,
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  Speaker 1: y'all dig me. Now, do you understand why I say
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  Speaker 1: dig me? Because I want you to feel me. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to understand and come to the understanding by
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  Speaker 1: saying you ain't. Because so many people got a deeper
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  Speaker 1: understanding than me about this whole thing. I promise you
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  Speaker 1: they do, but they listen to me. I'm just trying
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  Speaker 1: to get you to walk up in this light, man,
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  Speaker 1: so you can go on with your life and quit
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  Speaker 1: tripping yourself out with your thoughts, because thoughts become things,
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  Speaker 1: all right. All days you're listening morning show ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: boys and girls, people from all around the world. You
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  Speaker 1: are listening to the baddest moment, without a doubt. This
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  Speaker 1: is Steve Harvard Morning Show, Today's show. Come on, make
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  Speaker 1: it good. No, it's dedicated Come on to anybody who
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  Speaker 1: loves the art or shooting dice. Oh my god, man, yes, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's an art. You gotta know what you're doing. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you really do. What's art about? You think it's no
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  Speaker 1: art to but there's definitely arty. You gotta know what
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  Speaker 1: you're doing. It's not just well, no, it's not all luck,
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  Speaker 1: but you know dice shooting is luck because you know
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  Speaker 1: you can't control them dice. You know when they when
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  Speaker 1: you get when the dice are laying on the table,
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  Speaker 1: how you set them well, I mean you know, it's
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  Speaker 1: no particular way. You just gotta throw them down there.
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  Speaker 1: So it's no art to it. Then it's just luck. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's a lot of luck in dice shooting, but
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  Speaker 1: it's the favorable odds based on certain things. When you
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  Speaker 1: shoot dice, it's strategically done. They throw dice one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and forty four times. Out of that one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: forty four times, they know the number that's gonna pop
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  Speaker 1: up the most is seven. Wow, because you can get
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  Speaker 1: it with a five and a two, or six and
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  Speaker 1: to one, or four and to three. So that's the
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  Speaker 1: most highly likely number that's out of one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: forty four tosses. If you read gambling books, it will
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  Speaker 1: show you out one hundred and forty four tosses, how
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  Speaker 1: many times on the average that seven will come up.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, excuse me, if you read gambling books,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know the hand. I thought gambling was
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  Speaker 1: books and classes on absolutely, I didn't know. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know that there's people that do it for a living. Okay, Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you're on the table, you know, and you got
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  Speaker 1: a good little run, somebody could actually throw. I've thrown
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  Speaker 1: the dice eighteen rolls without crapping. That's what you mean
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  Speaker 1: hitting a seven? Oh, I thought you had a problem.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know. Have you ever had somebody playing with
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  Speaker 1: trick dice on? Well? No, not not not in Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: We're not in Vegas. I'm just saying, like black back
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  Speaker 1: home in Cleveland, just shooting dice. Anybody ever had the
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  Speaker 1: trick dice? I hear about trick? Yeah, when we're on
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  Speaker 1: the corners, cast Castle switched dice on you in a minute. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: dude can't bring in the dice and the dice is red.
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  Speaker 1: But he bought the dice, and he got a loaded
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  Speaker 1: pair of dice with him, you know, and loaded dice
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  Speaker 1: gonna always land on seven for you. So when you
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  Speaker 1: throw out first, you can throw a seven seven to
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  Speaker 1: win your money on your first roll until you get
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  Speaker 1: a point. Very interesting. I know that I don't gamble that. Nah.
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  Speaker 1: Well we're gonna be in the Bahamas. Yeah, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: roll the gambled again. Okay, Um, well, yeah, I remember
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  Speaker 1: when we were little. Grandmother would not let us play
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  Speaker 1: games with dicing them and stuff like that. We couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: She thought it was a sin. We couldn't do it,
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  Speaker 1: like Monopoly and stuff. She thought it was a sin.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all couldn't if any game that had dice within, we couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: We couldn't do it dice. Yeah, we gotta go. All right,
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  Speaker 1: coming up, Truth be told? And who told on you
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  Speaker 1: as a kid. You're listening all right? Here we go
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  Speaker 1: with something funny. Come on, junior, Truth be told. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm must say this. For some churches that's out here
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  Speaker 1: that need to have testimony, time really cut out. Truth
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  Speaker 1: be told. If your church don't have internet, you don't
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  Speaker 1: need to be having testimonies because the testimonies are getting
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  Speaker 1: too long. They need a screener. Yeah, they need somebody
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  Speaker 1: to sit down. Let me hear your testimony, and we
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  Speaker 1: will decide when you get to see it in front
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  Speaker 1: of everybody. Because you got people who go up there
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  Speaker 1: want to testify. You can tell the ones who testimony
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  Speaker 1: not gonna be good because they're too anxious to get
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  Speaker 1: the money. Yeah, they head shake it in lad told
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  Speaker 1: and jumping they jumping up like they got a game
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  Speaker 1: or something like they got a warm up phone and
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  Speaker 1: then they get up there and the testimimony. I want
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  Speaker 1: to speak to the Lord about my tooth. This toad
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  Speaker 1: had been hurting me. We don't really need them no more.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just asking, can we get some screeners or we
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  Speaker 1: have to hear your testimony on Sunday. All of us
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  Speaker 1: got stuff to do. Now we're sitting up being holding
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  Speaker 1: up in church because you're talking about Joe told or
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  Speaker 1: how because nobody got there one time? No lie shut
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  Speaker 1: and testified. I've been praying for Israel, and I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: to myself, you ain't never been Why I handed you
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  Speaker 1: up there prayer? How you getting hollo, Lord, talk to
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  Speaker 1: you about Israel? Where you get that from? I just
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  Speaker 1: want to go to games one. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: just sit it him no more and hear your testimony
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  Speaker 1: that ain't buy nothing. You ain't got an amen. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't gotta go ahead or let him use you. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nobody saying nothing. You shut down three hundred eighty five
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  Speaker 1: people by yourself. You're shut down an entire church pastor.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't saying nothing. We don't need no we need we
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  Speaker 1: need a testimony Mike Snatches. I'm signing up because if
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  Speaker 1: I don't like it, I'm coming up there. You know,
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  Speaker 1: Polo got the saying many church just need to help
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  Speaker 1: testimonial Mike Snatch. That's all I'm saying. I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 1: I want to get out. How long is this gonna
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  Speaker 1: go on? Huh? Well? Brought we keep back like it ain't.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't took up this offer. And we've been here
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  Speaker 1: since six and I'm talking, game is on. The game
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  Speaker 1: is on. You ain't getting nobody to say go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: there you go. Amen. You can't get nobody to agree
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  Speaker 1: with you. Your testimony is not not anything. I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 1: why you get to talk? Is that long? Man? We
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  Speaker 1: need a testimonial, Mike Snatching. I'm telling you this. If
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  Speaker 1: they start they testimony off with you know right then
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  Speaker 1: they testimony ain't about to be but my arm. You know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to start getting my keys and he listen.
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  Speaker 1: Is a roundtable discussion today? Is who told on you
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  Speaker 1: back in the day that made you get the worse,
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  Speaker 1: the absolute worst behind whooping you've ever gotten your life.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's the thing your mama could get the news
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  Speaker 1: and Junior and I talked about this, your mama could
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  Speaker 1: get the news. We had no internet, we didn't have
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  Speaker 1: the phone, there was no texting. But by time and
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  Speaker 1: Lee Brown got to that house off that bus, she
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  Speaker 1: knew everything that went down. I don't know how you
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  Speaker 1: know she knew. I have no idea. She started. I'm like, so, um,
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing downtown of day? Yeah? You know I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know that. I ain't told nobody. There was no
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  Speaker 1: social media. Immediately, little rabbits, little rabbits punk as this slow,
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  Speaker 1: this little slew told miss Pattison that I was the
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  Speaker 1: one that put the fire crackers in her tulips in
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  Speaker 1: her front yard and lit the full fire crackers and
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  Speaker 1: blue the damn tulips. Little rabbits told me. Miss Pattison
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  Speaker 1: went cross street, told my MoMA, Man, I got my ass.
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  Speaker 1: How long wasn't How long wasn't it waiting? It felt
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  Speaker 1: like about fifteen minutes. I asked the question, did you yes,
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  Speaker 1: he did it? He did it? Yeah, I knew you
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  Speaker 1: did it. What made you do that? Man? She was hateful?
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  Speaker 1: Man okay, man, like if our football rolled in the yard,
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  Speaker 1: that was no, no, no, you can't. You don't go
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  Speaker 1: on that grass. You go down, get the football, take
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  Speaker 1: it in the house. Won't baseball go on her? Y'all,
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  Speaker 1: don't go in my yard. I tell you, Mom and daddy.
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  Speaker 1: Then she come down here and get the baseball and
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  Speaker 1: roll it down the street. Now we got to hear
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  Speaker 1: him get on there for sure, pride in her yard.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't have but the tu But I couldn't get
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  Speaker 1: all so I only could do four. I had timed.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, my mom's ex boyfriend. My mom's
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend at the time. She was dating this man, and
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  Speaker 1: he was coming in to see us from the front yard.
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  Speaker 1: And there was a phone booth not really far from
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  Speaker 1: my house at the time. Remember the old friend, my
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  Speaker 1: cousin and I were in there playing on the phone
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  Speaker 1: like we were talking. So he went in the house
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  Speaker 1: and told my mom that we were in the phone
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  Speaker 1: booth calling some boys. Yeah, and we word all right.
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  Speaker 1: The next thing I knew, I'm getting dragged out. That
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  Speaker 1: was the first time I saw stars. I literally get
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  Speaker 1: the crap out of me. Yeah, we weren't even doing that.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't that not that time. All right, we gotta
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  Speaker 1: go a coming up next, it's the nephew and uh,
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back right after this. You're listening Steve
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right coming up at the top of the hour,
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  Speaker 1: miss Anne will be here with our national news. But
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  Speaker 1: right now it's time for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back. What you got pocan tree? Pecan tree, most y'all,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: ain't it? Some people say can pecan, yes, pecan, pecan whatever,
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  Speaker 1: When however you want to call it, it's the pecuntry here.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: It is. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach uh lc hey,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: let me let me Hey. My name is Marcus. Uh
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: my mama and them little next dough to you, mister
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: and missus, my mom and daddy little next dough to you.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: And I was calling because y'all got a pecuntry in
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: y'all backyard. I mean right on the fish line, and
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: it keeps, you know, pecan and stuff keep falling over
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: into my mam and them yard. So I tall them
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: to see if y'all can do something, man, where y'all
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: can pick up I mean, my mama them that got
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: a little older. You know, we've been picking them up
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: for a long time. But I need somebody to like,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: maybe you can cut the limbs back. That's hanging over
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: so that they won't you know, the pecans won't be
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: falling over into my mom and them yard because you know,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: for them to be bending over like they're picking up
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: them pacan and it's a lot of them. So you know, mister,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to haul at you and see if
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: you don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back, because even
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: when we turn the lamo on and stuff, man, it
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: just you know, the pecons and stuff be coming out
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: of the lamo just shooting all over the place. Well,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: first of all, Mama con tres an old com tree
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: and all. It's fought well, and I can't see me
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: cutting it. Well. I mean, I'm not saying you can't
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: have no body to maintain your yard, but I mean
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: you your mother, You can maintain your mother's yard. So
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I go by my mother's house, you know, every other
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: day and check on them. But I don't have time
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: to go on the back and pick up pecans and stuff.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I mean, if you just
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: it don't seem no more than like maybe four or
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: five limbs that's hanging over there. But them four or
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: five limbs, I mean they they there's a lot of
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: pecans falling off of that. So if you my pacon
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: tree to shady, I goes back there, there's no kind
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: of nothing back the okay whatever, sir, I'm not cutting
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: my tree for a little like that. Sir. Listen, what
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I'm what I'm trying to get you to do is
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not I want you cutting your entire tree down.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I just want you to cut a few limbs, sir,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: so you know those that way that those are the
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: ones that are hanging over it won't be you know,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: the pecans won't be falling over into my mom's and
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: them yard and and and you know, like I say,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: they're older now, man, they can't be bending over like that.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: So you know, I'm I'm just coming to you as
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: a man right now and asking you when you please
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: cut this down to these pecans can quit falling over
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: my mom and them yard. Well, I'm asking you. All
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: you can do is hire someone, okay, someone I know
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: your mother. Don't cut your yard. No, it's it's a
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: it's a guy that cuts the yard. But even when
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: he cutting the yard, these pecans is flying out from
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: underneath the yard. The law more they soon or lady,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: we're gonna be breaking windows over that. What kind of
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: lord person you have that don't pick up before they
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: cut that's food? Why am I arguing with you about
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: picking up stuff and all of this. I'm asking you
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: to cut a funky little five limbs so these dog
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: gonna pecans ain't are falling off my mama yard. You
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: you want to cut you you're gonna make me come
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: over here and cut the old I would come cut
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: the whole damn tree down. You ain't gonna put my tree.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I grew that tree from when I was a kids,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: and that tree gonna stay in the York. Lord. I
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: stayed though. Sir, look, I didn't ask you like a
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: man to cut your little funking pecan tree down. Now.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I ain't in the hat. No what, no what? Guess what?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: You you you bad enough you can't cut it. I
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: look sir, tonight today ruther this evening. It's either gonna
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: be two things happening. Either you're gonna cut the five
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: limbs that I won't cut. I'm gonna cut, cut the
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: whole damn for corn tree down. That's my tree. In
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: any game. Nobody gonna with my tree. I'm here right now.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I'm you're not hearing the yard right now? Come on,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: is you over that right now? Right now? I will
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: bring my right a home back. You know what, you
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: get my num in the way, got your nom. I
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: got it because it's the same. It is one ad
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: dress left than my mama's. You're gonna cut this damn
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: tree down. I'm waiting on them. But anyway, man, I
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: ain't used my printing stepting in a long time. Any wait,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I've been waiting on them like you. You didn't lost
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: your damn mind. You live, y'all. Cook. I told you once,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: and I told you twice. I'm old you younger. Don't
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: do that. See that's what's right. Then. You know what
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: you can do? Tell your mom to make up a
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: car p what you say by my mama, Tell her
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: to make a corn pope and cut for me. Tell
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: my mama what Baker carn pop with the call make
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: a pecorn pie. I don't want no pecoran prob We
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: don't even eat pocoran pie. We're so sick and he's
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: damn pecorns. You got fallen over in the backyard. You
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: got to do something about this, man. Now I'm trying
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: to I'm trying not to hurt you. Oh man, I
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: really am hurt me. Hurt me, come on, hurt me.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Pretty for me. I'm I'm on my I'm on my way.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: It's your side side, it's you outside. You know how
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: you know stay? You know what. I'm here. I'm here,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm gonna be in your mama. Dude. You
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: get out. You get out my mama driveway right now,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: get out my mama driveway. I want putting me out.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I'm you get your you get your back in your driveway.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: You get out my mama drive way. Get out you
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: get out of my mama drive way. Now, I'm for
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: now tell you I'm here waiting on you. You get
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: out of my mamma. Get out of my mama driveway. Baby,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: better go cook me me because I'm gonna sit here.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: With you listen, you don't wanna try to say. I'm
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: waiting at you at your mama house. This is nephew.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: got pranked by your brother. Man, I don't play this unna. Man,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put my seat. Man, I'm gonna. I'm gonna
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: mile so, but I don't play. I'm too old for this. Else,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: do me a favor. First of all, get out, tell
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: people yard, go back to your yard. You gave me
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: half blood pressure. Ain't nobody mad about your country none
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: of that. Ain't nobody going to cut it down. Ain't
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: nobody tripping you right. Don't got a mit her now, man,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I've been carrying my grandkids in school. Listen to this man.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Y'all boy, y'all, y'all, y'all boy, y'all something else, man,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I got one more question for you. Tell me what
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: is the baddest radio station in the land? LC did
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: y'all pick becomes when y'all you go up, you climb
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: the tree and shake and shake, shake one of your papa. Yes, yes,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: put the time up in the tree. Okay, come on,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: this is what I want to hear it. Do you
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: remember that time you left me in the tree. That's
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: the one I was gonna tell. We put time up
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: in the tree, and then we left him in that
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: because he was scared to jump down because it was
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: too hot. We had him umber shaking buck eyes off
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: the tree. That's right, right, And then he got up there,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: and then he was ready to go, and we went
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: on off and went playing. He said, I left for me.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: He was in there about five six hours. Got yeah, yeah,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Weping up after lunch about a little past dinner.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, he was just crying about five feet temm. Well,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: this is funny to y'all. This this, this is cute
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: to y'all. Oh no, he couldn't know. Why could you
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: climb down? But Tommy, being up in five foot bridges
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: like jumping off a three story deal. I oh tell me,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: that's terrible. That's what I like about this show. At
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: any minute, it can be you. Welcome to the show.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Jay all right, coming up next to this stane, we'll
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: be here with today's national news. Thank you, Tommy, you're
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: listening show. All right. Here's something interesting, guys. Plenty of
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: us love to sleep. Plenty of us do, even if
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: we wish we could sleep more, you know, but what
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: if you didn't have to sleep? Oh okay, what if
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: you know, we were built like we didn't have to
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: sleep and our energy levels remained high? So what would
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: you do? How would you spend that time you want
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: some sleep? I mean, you know, would you think I
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: have the best dreams. When I say I'm really good
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: good dreams, like you have great dreams, great ones. You
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: had to have a dream like okay, you know you're
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: dreaming and you just say okay, when I wake up,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: all that's gonna be over with. Yeah. I hate to
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: have a great dream, wake up in the middle of
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: it and then try to get back back. And you
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: never can part dreaming as a real good party. You ain't.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: You ain't never had a part two to your dreams,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: never got no, No, I've never had I've had a
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: party two. I've gone back to the same dream before.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: What folks, what it can happen? See, we don't have
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: a brain like he got, so his ignorant back to
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: sleep and pick his dream. You don't go back to
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Tony Brax. You don't think I go back because if
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I can tell me everybody, I'm telling you everybody, whole
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: good place. No, Tommy, I've never heard anyone say that.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: In my mind, back to the same dream, and the
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: people stood in yall, what I can't quit? He ain't
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: all right, Tom's hand party. There's a reason you ain't
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: ever heard surely no one I know people say it
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: all the time they were having a great dream and
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: then of the phone, people don't Yeah the dream is gone. Manager,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: just go right back whe he left off right, Well,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I left off movie like a movie with you. I
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: will never do that. The people you're having like a
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: great freak party or something. You wake up everybody gown.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: You can't get back a great freak How did y'all
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: have Did y'all have bad dreams as a kid? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: You don't have a dream you couldn't move. Yeah, I've
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: had that dream, and I've had the scariest dream for
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: me is someone chasing me? Oh that dream? I hate
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: that dream. No falling, falling. I was falling and waving
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: at people that I remember, everybody even even bride the
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: way out of here. Nice knowing you my mom. Have
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: you ever had a dream that you were dead? Or
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: is that you died or no? I had a dream
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I was on the back of one of them things
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: they were on on Alpatok, the thing they were flying on.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't a cockroach. That was
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: a big old dragon type. Yeah. Wait what what Steve
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Well to you? Cockroach can be a bit much for
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: the rest of us. Is simply step on his like
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: the horse. Yeah what is that? Oh boy? Bring this man? Okay?
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, this has been a tough one for us,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: very tough week. Here. Time to get a little serious
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: here and swing it on over to miss Anne here
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: to bring us up with the latest from Vegas, Puerto
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Rico and everything else we need to be informed on,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, our very own miss and trip Steve.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Thanks everybody out there. This is a trip with the news. Well.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: In the wake of the Las Vegas massacre, believe it
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: or not, the National Rifle Association is actually opening the door.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: At least it seems like it's opening the door to
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: some additional regulation of devices like the bump stock. We
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: talked about that yesterday, which is already say shooter Stephen
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Paula clipped onto his semi automatic rifles to boost their
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: firing power. So now Trump administrations, folks on when Sarah
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: hockeyby Sanders says the White Houses will consider backing such
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: a move. We know that members of both parties are
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: planning to take a look at bump stocks and related devices.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: We certainly welcome that would like to be part of
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: that conversation. NRA says in a statement that accessories like
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: the bump stock should be subject to additional regulation, but
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: the gun libbing group makes sure to say that it
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: is still against any broader gun control legislation. Okay, so
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: is this a double standard. Carolina's Panthers a quarterback Cam
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Newton's hot water because a local female sports reporter named
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Jordan Rodrigue asked him about one of his wide receivers
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: and something called routes, and he answered, it is funny
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: to hear a female talk about right, this is how
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I went. Seemed to really embrace the physicality of his
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: routes and making getting those extra yards. It's funny to
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: hear female talk about routes. It's funny, but fun It's
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: coming along, man, We're gonna, We're gonna. This is a
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: big game for him to see his growth over the years,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: a completely different player, and he went on with to
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: talk about the police player. He had to apologize. He
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: did apologize, but even though he apologized, because of that statement,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Cam Newton's now being a label to sexist. He has
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: just lost his endorsement deal with Dan AND's Oiko's brand.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: But a fan get this checked out Jordan Rodrigue's Twitter
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: page and found that she has made not one, but
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: more than one racist remark, which she is now apologizing for.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Penns Vani Cong's her named Tim Murphy announced he won't
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: be running for reelection. Murphy's serving the house's two thous three.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: He's married when adult Dougherty admits to having had an
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: affair for about a year, but he is a rub.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Murphy's a staunch anti abortionist, and when his mistress thought
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: she might be pregnant, it's poor that he or should
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: to consider an abortion. One of the stars of the
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: movie Good Fellows has died. Actor Chuck Lowe played Morey,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: the owner of the wig and two pay shop. Tropical
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: storm nates in Mexico, now hit it for the golf
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: course Golf Coast rather or responsible for twenty two deaths
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: in Central American. Today is National Storytelling Day and National
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: macaren Nada. Let's do the macarena. Here we go. Okay,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to move a little bit. I'm not
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: really moving. Our our CD players are not moving at all.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Girl allows the equipment anyway. We'll be back to Eugene
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: the Butterfly twenty minutes after the hour, stay tuned to
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: the ste Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to show, all right?
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Steve introduced Jay so Jacob her Yes, I love it,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Keim running everybody Steven time, he Shirley, Comma, Junia and
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: the One, and I don't lead. The most outstanding introducer
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: of all times, mister Jay Anthony Brown going into all
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: of you out, I'm gonna get cut. I'm gonna cut
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: to the chase. I know y'all going to the Behamas,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: but guess what I want to wish y'all will have
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: a very very very good time. But let me say this,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: it's going down tonight at the Water Theater and watching
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: the DC. If I do not get to come out
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: and do the curtain Cole tonight, I promise you I'm
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: not gonna do the rest of the weekend. I'm removing
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: myself from the show. Mama's boy, if they if I
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: don't get to come out and take the bout, this
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: is the time that Thomas myuse has to move, move
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: his ego back and let me come out and take
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: about there it is out and put it out there.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Don't let me, boy, don't let me come out to
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: night and I promise you, Sarad and Sunday, I will
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: not hit the stage. I'm not coming out the dressing red. Yeah,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: coming out, because it's either he or I going to
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: come out. He always comes out and take the bob.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: I never get to come out and take the come
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: out together. But ask you this. You can't ask me
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: anything you want. But I'm putting my foot down. This
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: is what I lay my scarf down. Go ahead, we
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: won't have to hear this. If you don't get to
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: do the curtains. I'm just telling you, I'm only gonna
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: be doing this, ain't me. I'm not gonna be in
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: this dog. I'm flating him out. If I don't get
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: to come out, you'll seem to be the most outspoken
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: person anybody. Can't you overtake the body and go out
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: there and do your thing. I can't overtake the body.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I'm track. I've tracked man. Let's let's let's let's discust
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: this man. If I allowed him to give you a part,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Why are you tripping on anything? Because I should be
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: able to come out and at least take about you
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: always come out and take the bout. Who you hauling? That? Though?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Sound like it hauling that you though, you know, I
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: don't want to see y'all split up. Tike me, Mark you, Jane,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: tell me yeah when yeah, tell me you gonna let
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: him talk to you like that. I'm not worried about
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: any of this, Jake. I take the bill, I do
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: the curtain call. I allow you to have you got
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: three four scenes in the show. What you complaining about, Gene,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: You're gonna take that. I want to be able to
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: take the bill and go. I didn't get my acco.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I want people to applaud for them. One they come,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: they're applauding for you too, So just accept that as
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: if it's yours. I want my own, I want my don't.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I promise you I'm not going out there Saturday on Saturday.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: You would have to do those shows without me that.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: I'm absolutely cool with all of this. I'll tell you what, Okay, cool,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I just get this job to old Meal. You ain't
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: got the head, Oh damn you. You're being waged out
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: by man. Hold on old Meal. Stay right there when
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: we come back. Yeah, we're gonna hear from Oatmeal. And
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: then Janathony Brown is here, of course, to murder another hit.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Janathony Brown is here before we do that. Yeah, something
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: really came up unexpectedly. Tommy just told Eugene that if
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: he keeps showing up, he was gonna bring oatmeal in
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: oldmeal head. Jeff popped in Tommy oldmeal Eugene. Where we're at, Hey,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: do I just laid out there if you don't want
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: to if you don't want to do the show here,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying I don't want to do the show,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Donna say, though, really stay stay right here. I'm like,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna have no bow and they like to
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: do you want to come at do what Timmy want
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: me to do? Be a part, you know, But for
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Tessa do pull. Oh that's just like you're backstabbing, Eugene.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: You do that to you? Here is about me and
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Jay and the Brown everybody. How you know it met
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: you or whatever? Though, No, don't really know you what
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: it's like to deal. I ain't back the head of Eugenie.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Let's get that all the boy. First of all, we
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: get we're gonna get out understanding about it. Who I'm
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: really either sounds like you're undercutting Eugene. You once again,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I under under Eugene. Over Eugene. Let's get that under
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: stud I already you're doing this behind his back, Eugenie
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: sitting right there and you just here. No, ain't it back?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: All I want it? What's a bound? I wanted to bound.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: That's all I wanted was a bound. Think Yeah, I mean,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: can it be enoughing that the audience loves you? You
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: get a big applause and all of that. Butterfly on,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: all three of them go out there together. I don't
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: get the problem. Jay, I'm taking the ball for everybody.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: What I don't. I don't get it. They all share
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: the same body. Tell you that there's three I just
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: heard three people. Yeah, why three people can't go out
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: there and take about don't? I don't understand it. Jake,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: promise you'll don't. You've heard of it, Like I said,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: trying to be like you're trying to be a j player.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Don't want no no issues. Whatever I'm hearing for you,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: whatever you want me to do, I'm over there, Jake,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: you figure it out later. I don't know anyone on
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: my sid come on and murder your head. All right,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: it's going down obtell to seventy louw headline of Tuesday.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Headline of Top Tuesday, the song I Have today Steve
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: and Joy one in Westminchester Avenue in Los Angeles, California.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: This song is not gonna cost you any friends today,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Oh not at all. No, two weeks in a row,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: next week, I'm not so damn sure this week it's
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: but it is a warning to everybody who's been in
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: a situation where you you don't know where the camera is.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: So we're gonna do it now. No, let's come back
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: and do it all right, Jake Goo murdered it hit
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: when we come back because the explanation was too damn
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: really now uh now, uh no, Eugene, Yes, do you
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying. I understand everything. I understand everyone
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: with you that you are already you you, you, you,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: my radio, you know who you meet, you, my Blake
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: were now the butterfly things, we're all against him. No,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I'm good me, man, I'm straight. Sounds like two people
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: against the butterfly. That really always that white everybody against
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: the butterfly because you ain't fun nobody but yourself. Man.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I wanted to go out into a Curtesy, Well, you're
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: not doing a curtsy, man, because Tommy's doing it in
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: the world. If anyone stopped you from coming out, that's
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: your name. Ain't even on a fly. I got one
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: or two segments on the whole damn show. Now we'll
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: be back. We're gonna murder the hit and don't go nowhere. Okay,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: then so say it against Steve. Jay's gonna come back. Jay.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: You're say those three invisible people that took up all
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: your time, We're gonna be able to get to the
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: next break. Jay's coming back to do murdered the hits
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: because his intro was too damn. I think it was
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: in three invisible people that took up all my damn
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: you're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we're back.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: It's time for Jay Anthony Brown murder to hit. Yeah,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: oh wow, who are they done? All right? It's the
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: warning to everybody something you should do before you do
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: something else. Check it out, Steve every Morning Show. Watch
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: out there, now here we go, Hello rap, look at him. Man.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: City can make some out of this, right Come on, Jay, Man,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: listen listen. City can make somebody this right here. Look
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: around for the camera. You need to look all alright,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I see saturday. Man all right, man, well, don't be late.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: You know you always lay yeah yeah whatever. Hello. Want
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: to say it something to everyone who's been in the
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: JAMBI show everyone who's been a downloaded. Everything is because
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: you don't gang to look around for the camera camera,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: look around, look what the came running can look around
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: the command by came running? Came don't let look around
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: the command what the camera can check? Give it? Look
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: around the command but the came running can't remember what
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I said? Now before your asking naked, let me tell you.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Let me give you some advice. We see you these
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: people taking pictures by the money, so don't look one
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: ship twice. You might be thinking they could never happen
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: to you. You might be thinking you're in control. We
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: see there's someone always that that career. Don't be dumb
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: as you've been told. Look around cam run look around,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: body can running again? Look around, body can look around
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: the cam run again, remember around for the camraund take
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: some time and look around. You want to dance, right,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: there's nice talented nd ain't right? Thank you? Jay? Alright, alright,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: come on your time, nephew. Well let's come on and
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: keep a stupid relationship, you know one stupid following relationship
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: departure relationship departure glove. Hey, Brian, Hey, baby, I was um,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I was calling to tell you baby. Look I just
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I just can't do it. I got it. Huh oh
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: hello Bryan, Brian, Hey, this is Greg. I know I
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: know you was just talking to vow. But this is
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: this is Greg talking to this Brian Greg. Who. Yeah,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: this is Brian Greg. I was just talking to my wife.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Did you put it back on the phone. Uh No,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna be able to do that.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Why can't you do that? Man? Hey, let me explain
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: something to you. Uh all right, there's some things, you know,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: long conversations about this. Oh well, well, how you know
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: my wife on the first maname basis like that? Man?
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: How you who are you? Like? I said, man, my
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: name is Greg? Uh all right? At the airport? Okay, airport?
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: What's the airport? Why were you at the airport with
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: my wife? Sort? Hey let me, Hey, all of this
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: is complicated, Okay, it's really yeah it is. Yeah, make
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: it simple for me. Okay, So what I want to
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: explain to you what. Let me explain to you mann.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: We've got a lot of long conversations about this. It's
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: something that's when. When was this? Why? Why are you
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: at the airport with my wife's with me? And why
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: is leaving with me? Okay? What we're leaving? And what
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: do you mean leaving? Leaving me? Oh? Hell no? Put
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: it on the phone. Hey, I don't even want to
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: talk to you, man. Put her on the phone. Put
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: her on the phone, man, and look, you need to
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: put her on the phone right now, leaving. I don't
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: believe that. Now. I want to hear her say that.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: You want to talk to me? Oh here, you're staying here.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Let me talk to my wife, man, because you you
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: see baby? Yeah? Yeah, yeah? What's up? What's this dude
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: talking about? To tell you this? For a while? I
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: see you think everything ok, but it hasn't been okay.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Why are you telling me this phone? Why can't you
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: just come home and tell me? Can you just tell
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: me this to my face? Hey? Hey, hey, bro, come
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: on man? Why my wife? Hey? Hey hey bro, I
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: know this is painful. Man. Now you don't know, you
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: don't know nothing, but I know this. Okay. The ladies,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I just put my wife on the Oh you if
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: you got any ounce of a man and you just
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: put my wife's back on the phone. All right, bro,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: let me let me let me say, let me you
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: can I say something to you, man, sitement what lessons
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: my wife on the you ain't got I'm gonna put
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: it on in a second. But let me say this
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: to you man, experience saying man and rappord up wife,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: because I need to talk to my wife. I just
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: want you to know this, bright this let me, this
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Got
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: me to prank phone call you? What's your hold on? So?
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: So okay, if you point to me what's up with
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: the airport and stuff in the back, then when y'all
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: at the airport, No, bro, your wife is here at
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: the studio. Man ain't not happening. Man, your wife hold on?
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonnat you talk to you all right? First of all,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: are you all right? Man? Oh man? I was about
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: to be a murder sing man. Look at now, who's
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: a big got you? Finally you could have been a
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: little bit more than you and y'all who your brother?
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: You think? Y'all the only ones can pranking. You and
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: your brother be pranking all the time. Man, what man's life? Stuff? Girl?
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday baby, Oh you got a birthday coming up.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Brian. This yeah, man looking great? Gifts right, yes, man,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: let me talk to my wife. Man, I got ain't
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: got no dude, your wife hold on, please, but what woman?
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: You got me? All right? Don't don't you ain't gotta
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: go this far? All right? Every time supposed to be funny.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: I did a little bad, but you kind of started
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: tearing up. But I'm glad to know you fight for me.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Like that fight. It was gonna be some fights. There
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: wasn't no oh girl, just a bring your black home.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Don't even stop at rent like he was in tears,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: y'allup of times too. I like it. Man, he was
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: in tears. The man was, he was the plane in
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: the background, just the man of the time. That that
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: was a bit much right much what you said. It's
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: just a matter he all on the tarmac at y'all
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: think I'm gonna take a prank whipping. Y'all think it's
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: something at some point, at some point, surprise you haven't
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: won't already You can relabel it if you want to,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: but it's gonna be a ass. I want to be
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: that when it happened. I want to be right there,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: you want to. I want to see the look what
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  Speaker 1: his face with the dude grab him and he can't
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: remember which prank And I want to be that too.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna I'm gonna get in and break it up,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: thank you, but I'm gonna let him get about four en.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: I bade you think it would be back home if
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: I called Biggie wigg prank Biggie Wig. No, you don't
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: want What about your sister Jojian? Oh No, that ain't.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: I greatly strongly advised against that. No, that ain't that.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Ain't want to play with Thomas. She just got home.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: She oh my, ain't going back? Oh boy? Okay, well
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: listen coming up in about an hour. Get ready for
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: another exciting episode of What Bad. Yeah, the Chapman's but
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: the next The Strawberry Letter is on deck and we'll
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: be back right after this. You're listening to show all right,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: before we got to today's Strawberry Letter. Uh and this
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: letter is a trip, as they all are. First, the
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: crew will be in the Mohammas this weekend, of course,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: for the Sand and Soul Festival. That's right, new edition
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Salton Pepper, Keith Sweat, Earthquake in Vogue, and many many more.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: We will be at the Atlantis Paradise Island Resort and
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: uh we'll see you there. You need a lot of
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: people here already. We'll beat it, all right, yes, hickam
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: boy god, this thing in the Bahamas that we're down
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: here doing. Just wanted to inform you all, yes, sir,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: the rarity of of event, typical waywardness, complaints of things
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: involving lack of fan base. M oh oh, I will
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: be involved in in partaking of dinner with my wife
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: or I have not seen in nearly two, will be
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: uh taking her to dinner on a nightly base, all right.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: I will also be involved heavily or at the Great
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Clear Factory or cigar Efficient nada. Alright, alright. I have
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: a private room downstairs set aside for cigar smoking and
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: relaxation between the main objective that evening of gambling, dice shooting, roulette, wheeling,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: video pokering, Yeah, hustling, trying to crackle. All right, thank you,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: let's get to the letter now. On top of that,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: some damn golf churching man. Man to the letter, we
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: go to buggle up, hold on tight. We got it
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: for you here it is straw Mary letter subject brother
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: in law has to go. Good morning, Shirley and Steve.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: My husband got my brother in law a job at
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: his company and allowed him to live with us a while,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: live with us while he got us used to the
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: city and found a place to live. Well, that was
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: two years ago. And he eats all our food, doesn't
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: clean up after himself. We have no children, so one
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: whole side of the house is basically all to himself.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: He practice practically lives here rent free, all paid utilities, food, cable,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: pass pass to our community, jim oh passes to our
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: community gym and pool, etc. You name it, he's got
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: it courtesy of us. Now, my husband got a job
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: about three hours away and had to get an apartment
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: to stay during the week, and he has left me
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: here with the mooture of his brother. I want him out,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: but my husband says he feels a lot better knowing
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: someone who's in the house with me than me being alone.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I told my husband I did not care. I was
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: sick and tired of the city. He says he told
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: him to move out, and he has mentioned his guilt
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: of having to have done it. Plus his mother has
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: called him and given him the guilt trip. I don't
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: believe it's true and that he will be out. I
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: am counting down the days. My question is what should
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: I do if he's not out? The worst part a
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: couple of years before the worst part A couple of
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: years before that, my sister and her kids lived with
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: us for about a year. She did pay for food,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: cooked and cleaned. But I know he will hold it
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: against me because he sees it as us helping family
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: desperately looking for a solution. Wow. You know, one of
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: the worst feelings to me in the world is to
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: be in your own home, you know, and then be
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: uncomfortable and to feel out of place. I mean, that's
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: where you go after a hard day's work. You know,
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: you close the doors, you shut off the world and
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: just have some peace, you know, some love in your home.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: But right now you're a prisoner in your own home.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: It sounds to me because you can't really do what
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: you want to do. And that's the key, because you know,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: it sounds as if you don't think that it's your
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: home too. Or you're not really getting that at your
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: home too, and you can speak up about this. I mean,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: you've been dealing with this for two years, so you've
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: just been walking around miserable and upset for two years.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: You know I say this, You know it's a whole lot.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: This man, your brother in law, has a job now.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: That means he can definitely get out and get an apartment.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: To me, the bigger problem in all of this, though,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: is your husband. He's the one that doesn't get it.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: You need to have a conversation with him. Tell him
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: he's confusing helping with an abling and that this situation
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: is putting a big strain on your marriage. He's putting
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: family before you and that's really the wrong thing to
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: do in a marriage. His family needs to get out
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: of your house and your marriage. Steve, this is a
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: bunch of bull. It's what to see. It's the right here.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: I can't stay in letters like this. Right here, this's
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: a grown man in your house. Grown man got a job. Okay,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: let me tell you where your letter went a little
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: crazy at He got him a job at his company.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Live with us for a while. It's been two years.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Who you know working, can't get an apartment after two years. Okay,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: he eats up all our food, doesn't clean up after
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: we have no children, so he has one side of
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: the whole house basically to himself. Well, here's a correction.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: You do have children. You do have children. And it's him,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: the big ass dude that stay in the house, that
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: can drive and go to work. That's your child. Now,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: they ain't your brother in law. That's you all's child.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: He's got all of this stuff, paid utilities. He doesn't
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: pay rent any utility, doesn't buy food, cable, pass to
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: the community, gyman, poo, you name it. He got it.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: I want him out. My husband says, he feels better
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: knowing that there's someone in the house with me. How
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: many grown women can stay by their self? Yeah, do
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: you know how many grown women can stay in their
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: house by their self. That's a ridiculous response. I feel
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: better knowing somebody's dead with you. Man. Are you nuts?
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  Speaker 1: That's a great thing to say. You ain't dead. You
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  Speaker 1: haven't moved out on the man. Now, you didn't left
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  Speaker 1: your woman at the house because you got a job
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  Speaker 1: three hours away, and you'd have left this man in
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: the house with your one. Are you nuts. I got it,
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  Speaker 1: your brother, And you don't think nothing gonna happen. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying nothing we all happen. I'm just saying
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  Speaker 1: she's sick of it. She can't come home walk around
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  Speaker 1: her own house naked. And lord know we all like
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: to see them walk through the house naked. Anyway, That's
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: a whole nother thing. He felt guilty. He says his
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  Speaker 1: mother has called him and giving him the guilt trip. Hell,
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  Speaker 1: let him stay with his mama, then the mama gotta
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: guilt trip. Somebody else opened up the house and let
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: home of the homeless, smoothing. But you've got to stop this.
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  Speaker 1: I got some response answers for you when I come back.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: This is how to get someone to leave your house.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Part two of Steve's response. It's coming up.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's between cigars and golf holes. Du twenty
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: three after He'll be back and we'll be back. You're
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up in about
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes, another episode of bad acting theater. Guys, Yes
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: with the Chapman's. But come on, Steve right now with
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: part two of today's Strawberry Letter. Your response back to
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: this letter. Brother in law gotta go. The brother in
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: law do have to go? Period. You know this is
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: crazy right here. See here, here's I got helping your
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  Speaker 1: brother get on his feet. But seeing where people confuse it.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Helping somebody and taking care of somebody's two different things.
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  Speaker 1: If you are a person who needs a nurse at
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: your house every day, then you got somebody that's coming
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: by taking care of you, flipping you, washing you, wiping you,
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  Speaker 1: spreading you, rolling you, over, powdering you. That's taking care
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  Speaker 1: of somebody. That's too much. All I want to do
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  Speaker 1: is help you. I went to the stove boxing prescription,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: bought it. Puts set on nice skad nice stand ill
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  Speaker 1: at you tomorrow. That's helping somebody. Yeah, taking care of
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: somebody is putting the peel in their mouth and making
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: them chewing you, opening their jaw and making them munch
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  Speaker 1: on it. That's what that is. That's too much. Rule
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  Speaker 1: number one. See, and the husband's got to require that
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  Speaker 1: as brother, be a man. Stop cuddling this little boy.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Be a man, Get up on your own, wire on
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: and water. These dudes get their little brothers, and these
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: mothers require that you take care of this boy like
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: he a boy the rest of his life. Rule number
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  Speaker 1: one in my house no rent, no food, no cleaning,
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  Speaker 1: no stay. That's rule number one. If you don't do
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  Speaker 1: these three things right here, then you can't stay. The
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: day I say you can't stay, Now, how do you
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  Speaker 1: get him out? Listen to me. This is some things
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: you can do because your husband has moved to this
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: apartment during the week. Here's what you do. Put combination
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: locks on all the toilets. On the toilets, not the
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  Speaker 1: door toilet, and then act like you can't remember the combination.
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  Speaker 1: You got to go somewhere you can't hold him. Number two,
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  Speaker 1: chain a pit bull to the refrigerator. That cut back
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  Speaker 1: on eating. Now, once you can't go to the bathroom,
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  Speaker 1: you can't eat. You really have to find somewhere to stay.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: If that don't work, it's got to work. You can
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: always ask your sister and all hook kids to move
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  Speaker 1: back in in his room. Make it real crowded in
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: that crazy all right. See, we gotta go. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: so very much. Email us or instagram us your thoughts
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  Speaker 1: on today Strawberry letter at my girl Shirley switching gears
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  Speaker 1: now in a relationship slump? Are you a recent pure
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  Speaker 1: Wow article offered these four things you should do with
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: your partner every day. All right, listen up, guys and ladies,
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  Speaker 1: share a meal every day? Every day? Share the meal.
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  Speaker 1: These are things you should do with your partner every day.
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  Speaker 1: Share a meal. Let's just sit down to dinner with
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: each other. It doesn't have to mean eat off your
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: every day. Yes, yes, you should do with your partner
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: every day. Okay, this is according to pure wow. Okay,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: well who is date? Who is pure Why are you
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: so angry? I just said share a meal every day? Well?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: Is there a problem? Okay? Check in, phone, call, text,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: something every day? Every every day? Old yesterday where I
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: was gone? You need a remember stuff and Shirley, that
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: was for you because when you first got married, I
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: check in, check checking in. I was like checking to
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: what color? Check in with your man? Girl? What else
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: you got on? All right? Kiss? Yeah every day? No tongue.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Kids are passionate. Kiss every day. Yeah. It's your significant other,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: your wife, your girlfriend, your partner, whatever time. What's wrong
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: with kissing? Kissing every day? Yes? What's wrong with that? MC?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Laugh Junior? Are you serious? I mean? Birthday? Good? You
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: gotta raise you know that you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: But after that, we're picking time. You want to do
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  Speaker 1: other things every day if you could, right, absolutely, that
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: don't require tone kissing every day. You don't have time
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  Speaker 1: to kiss every day? Oh oh, me and my girl
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: kiss every day, okay every day. Um, I'll be working.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you gotta know that, my wife home, my girl
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: be sleeping, and then I come home. Man, I'll be
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: looking crazy. And then I've been talking all day. So
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk when I come home because
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: I've been talking all day. So she understands that. Now.
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  Speaker 1: What I can't do is try to start that without
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: some damn talking, trying to mind that you're cussed out. Yeah,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: you can be sleep if you want to. I'm gonna
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: walk around loud and naked, so I'm gonna get your attention.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: I have sex every day, and I ain't get somebody
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: enjoining me doing this by yourself. You gotta put nobody out.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Here's the last thing. And I'm so out of this, okay,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: just laugh, just laugh. Laugh every day I do that. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: but you guys are dating. No we're not, but we
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: do laugh every day. Yeah, laugh at me when we
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: get through Heaven, I know you ain't finished. This is
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: what you want? Okay, we us we have to go. Okay,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: coming up another episode Bad Acting Theater. You're listening Steve Show. Welcome,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Welcome to this week's episode of Steve Harvey's Bad Acting
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  Speaker 1: Theater with your hosts and narrator me Shirley Strawberry, starring
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey and the cast of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: You all know Steve Harvey, the most level headed, never
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: quick to anger with his employees, and always kind and
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: encouraging to us. That's right, that's what's written here, and
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm reading. Done. Would like Did you like that? Steve?
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  Speaker 1: Hum Boss? Did you like that? Just go? Oh? I
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: told you, I told you. Well, it's time for the chapmans. Now.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: If you miss last week's episode, that means you have
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: a life. But here's what happened. Earl was in the
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: hospital yelling for the nurse. Yes, yes, nurse Chance and
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: he Brown played the low energy hospital nurse you know,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: and noise it's sick, people of being yet you ain't
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  Speaker 1: the only one in yet sick. Keep it down, there's
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: a hospital. Earl also complained about the hospital service. Why
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: do you put a man who was shot in the
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: butt with a blowdog and a born arrow in the
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: bed on his back, and he complained about the fact
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: that French he tricked him. Hand me that seal phone,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: so I can call that good for nothing, low down Fritchard.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: I'm out of any million, and my son is still alive. Damn,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: damn down. We caught up with KK just as she
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: was slapping Junior. You did a good job, but he's
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: still alive. So just for that, I'm gonna have to
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: slap you. Junior. Job Junior complaints, You're gonna have to
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: hold up. Next time you want to take a hit
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  Speaker 1: on someone, do it you damn self right. Then, there's
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: a knock on the door. The sound man must be
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: editing another show. Like I said, there was a knock
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: on the door. Junior answers, let's look in on this
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  Speaker 1: week's episode. We like to call this episode nothing the building.
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  Speaker 1: Let's pick up on this week's episode where Junior is
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: talking to Officer. Touch it, like I said last week,
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  Speaker 1: touch what that's my name? Offics? You touch it and
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: I'd like to know where KK is. You must not
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: know much about radio. I really don't think you do,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: because when you hear this sound right here, that means
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: someone's gone. You want to hear it again? Please please,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, touch it. She's gone. Now. We pick up
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: KK in the car on the run, and in the
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: words of Snoop Dogg, she is rolling down the streets
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  Speaker 1: smoking indoors, sipping on chin and juice and shut up.
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  Speaker 1: Let me turn this damn radio off. I need to think.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: I can't let them get me. I ain't going back
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  Speaker 1: to jail. This messed up. Oh, Jay's out and I'm
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: running from the pop po Oh my god, how did
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: the radio come back on? Yes? Right as you can
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  Speaker 1: do what you do to people if you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to go back to jail. That's right me. Who is that?
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: It's odd? I thought I got rid of you, I know,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: and I wrote myself the scripts. Oh this is scary
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: and just in time for Halloween. Let's see what's going
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: on with Earl and his son Chester played by Tommy
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: who also plays Frenchie, who is also George Wallace. Hey, o, man,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: how you doing? Who the hell is that walking around? No?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: They got me laying on my stomach. I can't see
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: a dang thing walk around here, so I can see
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: your feet and then I know who I'm talking to.
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  Speaker 1: I know them pigeon toes in that one bow leg
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  Speaker 1: get anywhere Chester, damn it? I mean, I'm I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: happy to see you, Son, I'm happy to see you Dad. Smack. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy to see you Dad later. But did you
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: just smack a man on the butt with a butt injury? Pam?
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  Speaker 1: You stupid? You got any idea who did this to me? No?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: But I might have an idea. Well, I need you
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  Speaker 1: to find out so I can put this behind me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't worry about Dad. I'm gonna get to the
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: bottom of this, please, because I'm bummed about the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: I won't quit. Tell I find out who did who
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  Speaker 1: did this? Well, I'm gonna have a grin on my
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  Speaker 1: cheeks when you do, Son, don't worry. I got some
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: jump in my trunk that would take care than punk Dad.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, Son, I need you to crack this case. Uh,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: because the guy who did this were real bloodtholes. That's right, sir.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: I want them crying like they smell an onion. Don't
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: worry about the Dad. I'm perturbed about the whole thing
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: hanging there whoa, whoa. Okay, okay, I didn't mean to
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: be ain't on about this, but this episode really stinks
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  Speaker 1: that Ladies and Gentlemen has The Chatman starring Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: star of Funderdome, Family Feud, Little Big Shots, The Apollo
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  Speaker 1: and The New Daytime Show Steve as Earl Chapman and
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: me Shirley wears the Kitchen Strawberry as your narrator, Carla,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: do this? Do that? Ferrell as KK Nephew. I saw
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: Janet Jackson, Tommy who plays a part of Frenchie and
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: Chester Junior as Junior. Written by Jay Anthony Championship Team Brown.
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  Speaker 1: Our engineers are Cat Dog and Baby Joel, the twins
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  Speaker 1: and this has been a watch out there now production
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we'll be
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: right back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: It is time now for our Health and Wellness segment.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Time to get in shape, time to be healthy and
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: be happy. So come on, Steve, introduce your trainer, Olbie
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: Abadicki out of Nigeriu. By way, we all got off.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: We're here. We all got off one Eventually, somewhere down
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: the line, a boat trip was all of us, everybody
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: over here. A matter of fact, Well, anyway, I give
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  Speaker 1: you workout and everything. Man, So this is my train
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  Speaker 1: of nutritionist, nutritions, nutritionist Is that right? Yes, sir? Tell
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  Speaker 1: him I called him a nutrition list is always list
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  Speaker 1: the stuff and candy. All right? But don't you feel
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: better though? I mean, come on, man, I'm in like
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: this is probably the best shape that I've been in
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: in a long time. I'm still not where I want
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: to be, Okay. I was just gonna ask, are you
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: happy with the way you look naked? Does that makes
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: you check yourself naked a whoe? Not completely, but at
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: least from when I came off my vacation, it's a
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: big difference in the way I look. Okay, I think
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: I think one of the most important things people need
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: to understand is not get focused on the number on
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: the scale, because the last two and a half weeks,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, he's been at the same weight,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: but he's dropped body fat and he's also dropped inches
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: in terms of his in terms of his him fitting
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: his clothes, his waist, his clothes are definitely much more loose.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: His face definitely looks more the scale. The scale doesn't
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: show the scale doesn't show body fat loss or muscle gains.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: So we're lifting weights and doing cardio. If you feel
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: his arms, his arms are harder or tighter, his endurance
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: is more endurance, He's got more strength. So it doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: I just I just want people to not be discouraged
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: by the number on the scale because it doesn't tell everything.
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  Speaker 1: Because the muscles, because muscle weighs more than fat, without
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: a doubt, And it doesn't show you how much muscle
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: you've gained or how much body fat you've lost. You
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. So um, but we're very very happy.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: I would say, I would honestly say he's probably lost
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: at least eight to nine percent in body fat. He's
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: doing weightlifting and cardio and doing cardio. What exactly is
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: he doing? Okay, so right now I have I have
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: Steve doing two days of weight training where we're weight
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: training about thirty five minutes and he's doing about twenty
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: minutes of cardio, and then the other two days he's
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: doing true the other two Yes, we are, that's you
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: every day, work out every day, and what we're doing.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: You have to tell him we didn't know cardio cardio.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: Hey tell him here, tell everybody what we're doing. What
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: I ask you if we give you lighted obie on
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: the show? Let oi, okay, let me speak Steve please, okay?
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: What he's doing two days of weight training and two
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: days of full cardio, so one hour two days of
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: full one hour cardio, and then two days of weight
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: training about thirty five minutes high intensity. Oh all right.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: So the most important thing that we did was we
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: made this change because this was during the second phase.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Before he was doing weight training four days a week
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: and he was doing that maybe thirty minutes and then
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: maybe doing about twenty five minutes of cardio. So we've
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: increased his cardio because we're trying to drop body fat.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you something, can ask you a quick question?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: What okay? Would he come on the show? The question?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: The question? We used to do false sets, false sets,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: three different exercises per body part. Now we haven't broke
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: it down to we do three body parts, three sets.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: How to heir, that's thirty minutes. You you knock it
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: out in thirty minutes, my man, We're efficient. We get
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: through it really quickly. Thank you, go ahead. What the
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: question is if you could go to sleep and wake
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: up at your idea't wait or your way side, what
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: would it be? L cool J. That's how you want
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: to be. You want to wake up. That's what you're mad.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: Not Obie Obi Obie smaller than me? Uh yeah, he's cut. Now,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: if I could have these cuts with just a little
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: bit more size to it, worry about two hundred and
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: ten pounds about six percent body fact, we'll see. I'm
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: sitting right next to over and I think it's really
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: not the workout itself. I think it's one of them shirts.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: If I could just get any one of them, man,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: my whole No, no, no, Steve, I think about one
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: of them. Stop water shirt. Listen? Who is that shirt? Man? Listen?
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: You want me to plug? You want me to plug
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: the shirt brand? Wow? I got If you put the
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: shirt on, you would not be represented under all. Okay,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: Steve in there, you say he's working at him. We
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: can see a difference. Steve looks phenomenal a lot. He's
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: sweating a lot. The man's gotten phenomenal endurance. He's I
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: mean man right now is doing flat dumbell chest press
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: for like seventy pounds. A lot of weight. He's doing
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  Speaker 1: wall sits right now for fifty pounds on each leg.
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  Speaker 1: He held it for a minute's one hundred pounds and
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: he held it for one minute. Wall Sitz works the butt,
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  Speaker 1: it works the legs, it works the hamstrings. Right now. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you got the last post they made. What's me doing
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  Speaker 1: a below ninety degree? Because you know so many people, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: they don't even take a consideration. Then I'm sixty. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't man, you ain't low enough. Damn how low you
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: want me to go down? Now that's a question. Do
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: you give him a workout based on his age or
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: based on his ability? I when I create a program,
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: I created based on his age, based on his based
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: on his physical capability, and also what he can and
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: cannot do. You can't. You can't give the same program
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: to everybody. Right, but but but but but I also
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: want to say this when I when I worked, when
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: I started working with Steve, he told me, I don't
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: want you to treat me like I'm sixty years old.
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  Speaker 1: So the programs that we're doing is I know people
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  Speaker 1: half his age. I can't do it. Just what I'm
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: talking about. Before you get we gotta go, hang on,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: ob hang on, okay, yeah, we'll be bad. You still
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: don't get to comment. You're listening to show, all right,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: on the show. We are committed as you can here
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: to being healthy, and we're committed to being happy of course.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: And Steve, we're back with your trainer. Obie tell me
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: had a question first, but you were talking about Steve
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: said that he didn't want you to train him like
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: he was sixty, sixty year old man without a doubt.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, any fitness trainer that gives a program, you
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: can't give the same program to two different to someone
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  Speaker 1: that's twenty five, to someone that's sixty. So I need
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: to find out does he have bad needs, have a
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: bad lower back, what he can what he can't do,
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  Speaker 1: and then I tailor it based on what he can do.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: I can't give you a program that maybe you can't do,
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: but I can do, so I have a tailor to
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: your to your physical papability deal. Like he said, I
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: told him, I don't want the sixty year old workout
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: because I'm not really sixty physically and I'm not sixty mentally.
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  Speaker 1: What would you say if you could put my workout
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: into an age bracket? Where would you put it work.
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  Speaker 1: I would honestly say it's between thirty five years and
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: forty all right. I mean I had I had, I
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: had people at my gym saying, I can't believe the
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: Harvey's doing wall set for one minute with one hundred pounds.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: Have you people were impressed by that? Because I know
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: people that in the twenties that can't do that. Have
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: you ever had a client cush you as much as
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: this client? Right? Yet? You know what I'm getting? Used
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: to profanity with speed? You know what I mean I've gotten.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: I actually feel that that means he loves me. Don't
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: take it personal, man, he keep person me every two seconds.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: I know that means he loves him. And do you
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: give him a nutrition plan? And give him Absolutely, he's
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: got a nutritional plan obviously carbs, he has his healthy fats,
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: and he has his proteins. If you add more fiber
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: in your diet, that's gonna help you lose wet. You
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: know why. It's gonna help you more full. It's gonna
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: make you more full. It's like a sponge. Fiber is
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: like beans, fruits, vegetables, whole grains. All right, So you're
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: consuming about maybe forty grams of fiber. It's going to
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: be it's almost like an appetite suppressant. So that's what
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do in the last phase. And he's I
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: think he has he's consuming about nineteen hundred calories per day.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: We're gonna drop it down about seventeen hundred and seventeen fifty.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: It's more fiber. So he's gonna have fruits and vegetables
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: with every meal. I think right now he's having fruits
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: and vegetables with just maybe one meal. And that's to
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: drop a lot about body fat. That's gonna help drop
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: a lot of body fat. But when you're reducing calories,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: typically you're gonna be hungry or so if we add
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: more fiber, that's gonna help. That's gonna be making it's
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: gonna be it's gonna be more fuller. And when he
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: gets uh, when he you deprive him of food, he'll
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: be a little cranky, won't you. You'll be a little
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: cranky when you come to the work. He only cusses
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: everybody else. But what's interesting is that he's dropping body
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: fat while having carves with every meal. And what I
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: wanted to tell you guys before is that carbs is
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: your friend, it's not your enemy. I dropped a lot
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: of body fat seeing George Wallace's mama. Everyone tell us
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: about the cheap day, Obie, I would say, leave the cheat.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: I would say it's more of a cheat meal, not
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: a cheap day. So I always say, if you're gonna
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: have a cheap meal, don't make it more. The cheap
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: meal should be no bigger than the palm of your hand,
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: like a slice of pizza, a small hamburger. And it's
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: more of a mental, mental psychological thing more than anything,
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: because you don't want to derail your whole week because
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: you just had a full cheap day. So I'd like
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: to say a cheap meal. Whatever you're doing with him
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: is working its rank here. But yeah, I mean he's
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: losing weight. Yeah. Follow me on Instagram, follow me on Twitter,
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: over over dka dot com for any health and wellness tips,
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: and we post a lot of exercise videos of Steve
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: on my page and his page. And I love the
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: fact that I have the opportunity to work with Steve
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: and use his health and wellness to help a lot
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: of people. So I really appreciate the opportunity, right, Thank you, Obie.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: We gotta get out of here. We'll be back right
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening morning show. All right, here we go,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, here we go, looking good. You are
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: y'all through? Yeah, nothing else is saying everybody, yeah we
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: were No no no, no no no no. Man to
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: get quiet, called. I gotta let the jokes roll, you know,
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: everybody come out the condition. But he can't take it.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: So I just don't let the jokes. But it's true though,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: that part is everybody through, Shirley. I don't need this
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: from you, right him? Speed? What you mad about? I
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: know what's happening. Oh, I see what's happening. Yeah, I'm
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: working out, and really it ain't so nicely. Regan ain't
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: working out obviously, that's the damn whatever it is he
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: working out. Obviously. I got a compliment, very good. I
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: got a compliment for you man. You you your mustache.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: He is looking thinner, wow, wow dropping it dropping when
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: you dropped mustache? Waight he man. Yesterday, when I was
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: doing the wall squats, I left a word out of
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: the poem. You don't you don't even understand how that feels.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: So I left a word out. It was in the
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: one sectionist word I left out, and then at the
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: end I posted it right. I typed it right the
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  Speaker 1: Plumbers by Ernest Hemingway. But at the end I said, yeah,
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: that's Rudyard Kipling. But Rudyard Kipling is actually if the
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: other poem that was drummed in to me, I'm some
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: dire situation, but that's all. It was a couple of
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: dudes on that. You left the word out. Well, man,
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: you put the damn hundred pounds on your legs and
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: squat you remember, Yeah, see if you see what else
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: come out of you. Yeah, I missed a word in
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: the point, but let's see what come out of you though.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: So that was all. But the workout is going good. Man.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: I got a little, just a little discouraged, you know,
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: because the scale stopped moving on me. But then as
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: I started taking my pictures, I could see the changes.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: I'm adding a little bit more muscle and muscle weight
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: more than fat, so that desk weight distribution. Lee Haney
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: taught me about that. So other than that, man, I'm
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: looking better. My clothes. It is fitting better. I gotta
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: ways to go, man, to get to where I want.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: But it's encouraging, you know, I appreciate everybody on Instagram
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: with all the encouragement. But it's amazing though. Man, I
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: don't care what you do. Somebody hating only sixty seconds.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, it's all I got. I'm sorry you
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: do the wall Scott. This is what y'all do. Go
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: to my Instagram and look at the last post. And
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: I was trying to recite in victors you know what
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: I do want to understand. But one white dude on
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: Instagram said he's so ignorant. What do prayer I have
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  Speaker 1: to do with that? I went, what what? Why would
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: you say that? That's not a prayer, it's a poem.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: You really need to read your Bible just a little
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: bit more often. Actually that's all it was. And then
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: new credit is like, like my last wall Scott squats
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: was he ain't lower enough. So I'm just showing people
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: on them. Man, I go, I go below to for
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: the ninety degree. It's mental with me. So I felt
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: feel good, man, I'm in great shape. You're doing good.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: You're doing Yeah. I appreciate you Junior and Jay Anthony
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: for trying to be encouraging, and Carla thank you so much.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: So Julia, no, you're not. No, you're not you. Let's
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: go to break all right. We'll be back with just
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: one more thing to close about the show. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steven Show. All right. Here we go with
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: just one more thing, Steve, this is dumb, all right?
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: Tell me if you guys agree. While we all wish
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: we could tell whether someone was a cheater just by
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: looking at them, that's not always the case. But believe
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: it or not, a new study suggests you may be
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  Speaker 1: able to pick out a cheater by the sound of
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  Speaker 1: his or her voice. A study recently published Yeah this
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  Speaker 1: is interesting, huh, recently published in Evolutionary Psychology, suggests that
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  Speaker 1: the sound of a person's voice could reveal whether there's
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  Speaker 1: someone uh who's been unfaithful. Participants were asked to listen
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  Speaker 1: to the voices of ten men and ten women, with
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  Speaker 1: half of each sex being people who have admitted to
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  Speaker 1: stepping out on a relationship at some point and the
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  Speaker 1: other half having never cheated. All the voices were simply
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  Speaker 1: counting from one to ten, and all were shared in
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  Speaker 1: two different pitches to see if pitch had any effect
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  Speaker 1: sound on being able. I totally believe that I showed
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  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. I'll show you how you can
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  Speaker 1: tell if a man cheating. Ask me, how did you?
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  Speaker 1: How did your day go to day? How did your
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: day go to check? What you got to do it
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  Speaker 1: to day? How would you're a cheater? Can you? How'd
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: your daygo today? Day? You went great? His pitches always
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: he's not a cheater. Yeah, but Steve, how'd your daygo
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: to day? Uh? You know it was interesting? Uh? I
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: had a lot about the date about to day. That's
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: not a cheating Hell. Hell, how my day go to day? Hell?
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  Speaker 1: It just got started? All right, Tommy, how'd your daygo
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: to day? Hell? You got to do with my got
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: cheater written over? Oh god? Alright? So huh yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: was just going to ask him to count to ten?
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: See I, and you say you were asking me where
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: were you? How I went to the bathroom? And you
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  Speaker 1: should know about that. You're definitely not a cheater. You
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: gotta go to the bathroom too much. All right, here
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  Speaker 1: we go ask me the question A. Participants were asked
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  Speaker 1: to listen to the voices of ten men and ten women,
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  Speaker 1: with half of each sex being people who admitted to
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: cheating and then the other half having never cheated. All
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: the voices were simply counting from one to ten, and
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  Speaker 1: all were shared in two different pitches to see if
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  Speaker 1: pitch had any effect in being able to identify cheaters.
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  Speaker 1: So there you go. So there were there were ten
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  Speaker 1: people asked to count to ten. Ten men, ten women?
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  Speaker 1: Just don't count? Don't all right? Come on, Jay, let's
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  Speaker 1: count one to ten. One two three, four, five, seven,
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  Speaker 1: eight nineteen? Is that cheating? Count? Okay? Do it on
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  Speaker 1: another pitch, your cheater, cheater pitch? What's come on? Okay? Junior, junior?
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  Speaker 1: You're looking but all the base you can muster up
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  Speaker 1: into your voice, all right now? Okay? Cool? One two
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  Speaker 1: three nine, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten. That's a cheating okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is this is a non cheater. One two three four,
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  Speaker 1: five six seven eight nine ten. Okay, this is a cheater?
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  Speaker 1: One two three four five? What you're looking at me? For? Seven? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong? I said? Seven? It's not only got her?
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  Speaker 1: Why are we counting? I got the count? What is ten?
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  Speaker 1: You're a cheater? Only? No? Nine people? What you're talking about? Girl?
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: You come on your turn? One two three four and
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  Speaker 1: he thank you for all that. You're gonna let my
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: numbers fall off. Oh my god, now you got all right, lady,
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  Speaker 1: come on call one two three, four, five, six, seven,
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  Speaker 1: eight nine ten. That's that's consistent. When I'm gonna kick,
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  Speaker 1: I hit that in that fighting. That sounds like try
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  Speaker 1: me if you want to. I'm gonna count, but say something.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
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  Speaker 1: eight nine ten. You know what, shery loyal? You'll buy
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: shoes and lie about it. That's got some of my
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: car right now, I'm not gonna get yeah, okay, so
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: about half and half? Yeah sure, yeah, I'm surprised. They
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: found five dudes that said they never cheat lying right there?
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: Count fund ten guys that would take the damn test.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: But you know what, don't you guys think that more
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: and more women are cheating and they're better at it.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: They're better at it. We always be smart. That's smart, right,
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: And then they deal with pressure better and men change
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: their behavior. You guys change. Yeah, the least little bank
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: like light new s. When you start wearing new share
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: you have table manners. You're getting nervous. We started talking
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: to people we've never spoken to the Talk to that guy.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: You ain't never minute guy, Just need somebody other than
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: them two. All right, Steve, time to take us home.
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