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Last Day At Disney World, OJ's Confession?, March Madness Predictions & more · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Wh y'all know what time is? Y'all don't know, y'all
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  Speaker 1: y'all true? Good to Steve how yeah listening to me
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  Speaker 1: together for still bard quickly to listen mony, don't you join? Yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Well by joining me said dot turn be hurting them go. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn't to turn out at the time you
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  Speaker 1: lovey got to turn out to turn the water the
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  Speaker 1: water go. Come come on your back at it. Uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now one it only Steve harvey
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  Speaker 1: Man got a radio show. Real glad about it too,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Um I um, I hope that God always
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  Speaker 1: keeps me in the frame of frame of mind to
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  Speaker 1: try to be sharing and try to be motivational. And
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  Speaker 1: even when it's not felt or or wanted by some people.
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  Speaker 1: I have people around me who seemed to not benefited
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  Speaker 1: off anything, and I can sit with them and talk
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  Speaker 1: to them or take meetings with them to try to
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  Speaker 1: encourage them. And for whatever reason, you know, they want
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  Speaker 1: to just keep going the way they're going. When you
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  Speaker 1: run into people like that, you have to pray for him.
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  Speaker 1: You have to just hope that one day, uh that
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  Speaker 1: they released the chains on their mind and open up
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  Speaker 1: your mind to a new way of thinking. A couple
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  Speaker 1: of things I wanted to go over with that I
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  Speaker 1: want you to all today in terms of motivation. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to be aware of statements or old sayings
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  Speaker 1: that have been created that you here over the course
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  Speaker 1: of time, and you may be applying them to your life.
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  Speaker 1: And I want you to be careful of some of
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  Speaker 1: them because some of these old sayings, man, are not
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  Speaker 1: designed for people who are dreamers, are not designed for
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  Speaker 1: people who have any aspirations of being extraordinary. These are
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  Speaker 1: not designs or or or sayings that people who want
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  Speaker 1: to be extremely successful at anything or have high aspirations
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  Speaker 1: to put these sayings into your life. Let me give
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  Speaker 1: you an example. Statistics say that's it. That's the one
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  Speaker 1: who want you to be careful about statistics, say be
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  Speaker 1: very careful of stats. When a person says, you know
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  Speaker 1: statistics say one out of every what see, listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: These are things that sound like they're good, sound solid advice,
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  Speaker 1: but they're setting you up for failure. And you can't
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  Speaker 1: adhere yourself to a lot of these sayings that's been
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  Speaker 1: passed down from generations. And it's not scripture. It ain't
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  Speaker 1: in the scripture nowhere that statistics say. It's just some
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  Speaker 1: people and a lot of people who have lost have
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  Speaker 1: come up with these things to justify why they keep
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  Speaker 1: losing or why they lost. When I was gott started
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  Speaker 1: in the business, there were more stand ups around now
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  Speaker 1: than it is today because the comedy boom in eighty
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  Speaker 1: four was uh, it was gaining a lot of momentums,
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  Speaker 1: comedy clubs, comedy nights everywhere. The statistic that a guy
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  Speaker 1: told me I told him I wanted to be on
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  Speaker 1: the Johnny Carson Show, the Tonight Show. The guy said,
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  Speaker 1: one out of every two thousand comedians ever make it
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  Speaker 1: to the Tonight Show. Okay, Now, when he told us that,
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  Speaker 1: some of the comedians in the room went, well, wow, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's rough. Because a guy had also said that
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  Speaker 1: there was approximately six thousand comedians in the country at
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  Speaker 1: that time. I don't know if it was true. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just telling you guy, without the sputing numbers, I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea how many it was. But he said one
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  Speaker 1: in every two thousand will make it to the tonight show,
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  Speaker 1: and he let the air out of everybody in the room.
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  Speaker 1: Button be so every night before I went on stage,
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  Speaker 1: I used to do this right here, bad pamper bad
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  Speaker 1: la la la da Bada pamper bad la la la da.
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  Speaker 1: That was the tonight theme song. I was young, opening
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  Speaker 1: act nowhere near Hollywood, didn't. I was in Cleveland telling
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  Speaker 1: jokes at one night. But that was my thing because
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  Speaker 1: I was bent and determined that if it's one in
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  Speaker 1: two thousand, okay, why don't I just be the one?
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  Speaker 1: Be careful when people say statistics say because they are
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  Speaker 1: set up to ful failure. If you're gonna adhere to him,
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  Speaker 1: see that one in so many? It wasn't so many
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  Speaker 1: people win a lottery. But if you don't play the lottery,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be the one to here. Now when
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  Speaker 1: the dude hit you go while he was lucky, but
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  Speaker 1: he played here's another one. Maybe it's not meant to be.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go one step further. I guess it wasn't the
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  Speaker 1: Lord's will. Don't you dare blame God for something you
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  Speaker 1: may have not done yourself because you didn't get the
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  Speaker 1: proper education, because you didn't do the things you were
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  Speaker 1: supposed to do, because you didn't stay to the task,
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  Speaker 1: because you quit, turned around and went the other way. Now,
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  Speaker 1: maybe it's not It wasn't the Lord's will. These are
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  Speaker 1: all statements that sound like sound advice, but they ain't
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  Speaker 1: all the time, got nothing to do with you. Stop
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  Speaker 1: letting these old fogy sayings get in your way of
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  Speaker 1: what can happen in your life. Don't put all your
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  Speaker 1: eggs in one basket? Wow, who came up with this?
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  Speaker 1: Who came over there? If you don't pour all your
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  Speaker 1: efforts into one thing, how are you gonna be great
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  Speaker 1: at that one thing? If Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan's Magic
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  Speaker 1: Johnson Larry Bird had not played basketball sun up to sundown,
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  Speaker 1: Magic Johnson didn't go to Michigan to get an education.
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  Speaker 1: Landberry didn't go to Indiana to get an education. These
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  Speaker 1: casts was bawling. Michael Jordan didn't go to North Carolina
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  Speaker 1: get an education. They went to play ball. They went
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  Speaker 1: to do one thing. Tiger Woods didn't go to Stanford
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  Speaker 1: to get an education. He went to play golf. As
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  Speaker 1: soon as he got good enough, he gone. These are
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  Speaker 1: guys that put all their eggs in one basket. See
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  Speaker 1: what's what's cool we're putting all your eggs in one basket.
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  Speaker 1: Is you now can maximize your effort and laser beam
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing. Your problem is all you gotta do
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  Speaker 1: is make sure what is your basket made out of.
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  Speaker 1: If your basket is made out of faith, hope, hard work,
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  Speaker 1: and belief, then guess what, that's a good basket. I'm
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  Speaker 1: dumping all mine in it. Because ever since I was
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  Speaker 1: a young dude, I've been telling jokes one thing, one
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  Speaker 1: thing only. Even when it got ugly and I was
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  Speaker 1: living in a car, I never quit telling them jokes. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I just kept believing that them jokes was gonna pay
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  Speaker 1: me one day. And I'll be dog on if it didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't take no time off. Go work at the Walmart,
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  Speaker 1: give me a job, go back to forward and big
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  Speaker 1: for my job back. Hey man, put all your eggs
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  Speaker 1: in a basket. Just make sure that your basket is
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  Speaker 1: made up of faith, hope, belief, hard work. Your your
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  Speaker 1: basket woven by God what you're tripping for. And then
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  Speaker 1: here's another one. Let me throw this on that you
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  Speaker 1: always have a plan. B that's another loser statement, why
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  Speaker 1: do you have a Plan B? Listen to me, In
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  Speaker 1: order to have a Plan B, you have to stop
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  Speaker 1: working on plan A to formulate Plan B. In order
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  Speaker 1: to have plan B to fall back on. You not
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  Speaker 1: have to stop your time working on plan A to
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  Speaker 1: apply some effort to have a plan B. So in
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  Speaker 1: case plan A on work, you can fall back on
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  Speaker 1: plan B. Really, who told you that? People ask me
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  Speaker 1: all the time with Steve, I don't make no sense.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got no plan be supposed Plan A don't work,
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  Speaker 1: then I just go get another Plan A. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: put all my eggs in the basket. If you have
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  Speaker 1: Plan B, you are planning on Plan A not working. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you're defeating yourself. Where is your faith? Where is your belief?
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  Speaker 1: Where is your trust? At one point in time, you
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  Speaker 1: got to blee that God could do what he say
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  Speaker 1: gonna do. Because he didn't done it for others, he
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  Speaker 1: will most certainly do it for you. Be careful of
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  Speaker 1: these sayings that's out here, that's aligned by losers and
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  Speaker 1: people to justify why they are not succeeded. Don't apply
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  Speaker 1: this stuff to your life. And it ain't got nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with you. You're gonna mess yourself up. Get
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  Speaker 1: your plan A, make it work if it don't ever
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  Speaker 1: come to pass, and get another plan A. All right, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to show. We all show everybody live uh
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  Speaker 1: and vivid color. So much to discuss? What a weekend final?
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  Speaker 1: Oh J's tape is out? Just running Disney Dreamers Academy
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  Speaker 1: is Yeah, Cleveland Packer got second places that don't matter.
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  Speaker 1: We got a lot to do. Good morning, Shirley, Good morning, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Call up morning Steve, Hey crew morning up? What up? Steve?
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  Speaker 1: What our phone? Big dog? And building a Man? Where
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  Speaker 1: were you this weekend? Went the sounds Bury Friday nights? Meryn,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I thought you sent me something. You were
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  Speaker 1: at the heart. I went there Sunday night with Wi,
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  Speaker 1: my wife and kids. We went to the to the
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  Speaker 1: Hot Music Award. Oh yeah, it was off the chain.
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  Speaker 1: Where was it at the phone? They're always at the phone, Yes, sir, yes, sir, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I didn't know that. It's spring break, brother,
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to do everything. I'm about to do the
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  Speaker 1: Universal Studio Disney I'm doing. Spring break means nothing to
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  Speaker 1: me anymore. I know nothing about that it's your spring break.
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  Speaker 1: You have it. You asked me nothing. You go what
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  Speaker 1: Steve Man, that's such a joy. I don't have to
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  Speaker 1: take my kids to the mall, to the movie over
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  Speaker 1: the friend's house. I don't what's yours? See I feel
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  Speaker 1: the I think, Yeah, I think they grew up me fast.
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  Speaker 1: They grow up to grow up fast enough for me.
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  Speaker 1: I thought they was all on a damn delay. Out
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  Speaker 1: my house, um dog, I'm I'm so happy. Get out
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  Speaker 1: of my house with love, dog, get out my house.
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  Speaker 1: A matter of fact, he got some money to move.
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  Speaker 1: How about dad? Uh, I'm crying. Hey, all of them out.
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  Speaker 1: One of the greatest things that's ever happened. But now
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  Speaker 1: they are they often they're having kids. And when they
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  Speaker 1: come back, they come back with more people. That's the
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  Speaker 1: only thing about it, I tell you with and they
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  Speaker 1: can't talk. Starting over again. I saw you at Disney
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  Speaker 1: with your little grandson, just like Papa vo. Yeah said,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, we're gonna walk to the stage. This
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  Speaker 1: a little bit walk. And I'm a baby. I do
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  Speaker 1: everything and top speed. I run everywhere I go to.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even breathe. No, yea, it looked like you
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  Speaker 1: were dragging him a little bit, and then with his
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  Speaker 1: time to go to sleep, he started crying, you don't
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  Speaker 1: know what's happening to it down and he's trying to
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  Speaker 1: fight it. Yeah, alright, we'll be back. Congratulations to the
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  Speaker 1: class of Steve Harvey Disney Dreamers. We'll be back. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Show. All right, Steve, So
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  Speaker 1: it's time for something funny. But first you got okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let me give you a little son. Best line I
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  Speaker 1: heard this week? Hey man, have you been over to
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  Speaker 1: Kirk's Tacos? I said, excuse is me? Have you been
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  Speaker 1: over to Kirk's Tacos? I said, no, Where is it that?
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  Speaker 1: He said, the place where Lisa Ray was married to?
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  Speaker 1: That dude? I said, are you trying to say? Turks?
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  Speaker 1: The best line I've heard this week? Hey man, have
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  Speaker 1: you been over the Kirk's time? I said, who try?
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  Speaker 1: Is it? Yea over that where Lisa Ray was married to?
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  Speaker 1: The said, wait, man, you ain't talking about turks this me.
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  Speaker 1: You've been to Kirk's Tacos. I'm coming out over that
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  Speaker 1: where Lisa Ray was married That do in a minute, Wow, turks? Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that was that was good. That was that was commercial
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  Speaker 1: for you, right, yes man? Yeah, Steve. I was just
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  Speaker 1: gonna ask you kind of recap on the two thousand
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  Speaker 1: eighteen class of Disney Dreamers. You're Disney Dreamers class, how
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  Speaker 1: was any fun? Tap tell us about? It was nice?
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  Speaker 1: You know, eleventh year, a hundred amazing kids. Again, hopefully
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  Speaker 1: it was a life changing experience for them to come
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  Speaker 1: down here and explore the possibilities and in dreams and imagine,
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  Speaker 1: and we discussed. My closing speech was all about imagination
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  Speaker 1: and how important it is. And so many guests speakers
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  Speaker 1: were as usual or incomparable. Steve Perry, you're Landa Adams,
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  Speaker 1: Michelle or your thanks, Alex English, Uh, Jonathan Sprinkles. What's
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  Speaker 1: that lady name? I don't never know her name? What's
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  Speaker 1: her name? Sonya Jackson, Miles Lord. I was doing names
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  Speaker 1: and what's going down the road, and I got to
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  Speaker 1: her and skipped over her, and she just dropped her head.
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  Speaker 1: My daughters were there speaking again. Brandon, me and b
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  Speaker 1: J hung out backstage a little bit. Your grandson he
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  Speaker 1: eats his mama has him eating vegan snacks. These little
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  Speaker 1: koe pumps, that little puffs of kale. He just cast
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  Speaker 1: them around in the Canista, nasty ass snacking. This boy
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  Speaker 1: right here, he loves me because when he come over
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  Speaker 1: to me, I don't got nothing for him. But I
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  Speaker 1: gave him his first sleep Jim over the house breaking in.
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  Speaker 1: I gave him a slim Jim. Boy. He was sucking
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  Speaker 1: on that meat stick so hard he couldn't if the jar,
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  Speaker 1: and he was staring at it. Come on, come like
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  Speaker 1: staring at it. I would have been so upset with
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  Speaker 1: you if I was. She was, but we was at
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  Speaker 1: the problem. The reason she had to hold on to
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  Speaker 1: her ain'tle was we was in my house and so
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  Speaker 1: my kids already. No, ain' don't need to get mad
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  Speaker 1: at this food in his Damn he don't. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: That's the one place I have when I ain't gotta
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  Speaker 1: be nothing but me. Yeah, we met baby, We eat meat.
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  Speaker 1: Come on there, I might feed you meat. All my
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  Speaker 1: grandkids and had meat and kid when they come. Why
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  Speaker 1: Why does why does b J always want to be
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  Speaker 1: in your office? We got Jim slim slim jims in him.
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  Speaker 1: I can't he get profile. I had barbecue in there
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  Speaker 1: for the little vega, the vegan baby barbecue Did he
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  Speaker 1: have teeth yet? Did he have you ain't got teeth?
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  Speaker 1: He had his first baby back. At least I gave
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  Speaker 1: him baby back. Oh baby, smoke them things right? Oh
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  Speaker 1: babies and babies. You can't get babies food like that?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? I can't get him food like
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  Speaker 1: I can't get babies that kind of rich and smoky
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  Speaker 1: food like that. So early it was raised like that
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  Speaker 1: we got but baby, so I'm still let me back.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't have a baby food. Talking about your can't
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  Speaker 1: be your ship. Coma has one child. You are learning
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  Speaker 1: as you go, that's all we all are as parents. Nobody.
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  Speaker 1: I'm through. I'm through learning. And the grand baby is
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  Speaker 1: getting beef stick. And he had his first baby back
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  Speaker 1: half terrible, He ate three bones. See what I over?
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  Speaker 1: When I said he would get sick? Whoa, whoa, whoa, Well,
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  Speaker 1: why wouldn't make him? I'm just saying if if all
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  Speaker 1: he's eating is vegan food, and you here, you come
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  Speaker 1: with the beef and pork, you know, doesn't that changes?
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  Speaker 1: It's fine. He has Harvey blood pos. That's where we're going.
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  Speaker 1: This meat in his DNA. You know you're really not here, port,
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  Speaker 1: You're not listening, boy, my father wanted great Bob, my
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  Speaker 1: brother got a catering. Come in fun reals, we we
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  Speaker 1: real people. It's in b j's d n A T
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  Speaker 1: Bobby Q. Because lost pork is exposed over open fleeing
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  Speaker 1: with lump charcoal. It loses all pork property. It is
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  Speaker 1: no longer you made up separate all, Bobby Q. That's
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  Speaker 1: a whole another meat class, Bobby Q. Listen. Listen, coming
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  Speaker 1: we are we Today Cavil was again for incomplicity of
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  Speaker 1: a bochery of complete. That's when it ends. Man. We
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  Speaker 1: would expect them to be more grateful than they's, but
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  Speaker 1: We'll be watching cars this Saturday, but they are letting
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  Speaker 1: people know in advance at the top of the cars
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  Speaker 1: will remain dirty. But yet well we'll look pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 1: never been able to do the tops of cars. So
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  Speaker 1: I put into the church suggestion box on last Sunday
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  Speaker 1: that since y'all can't do the tops, that y'all would
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  Speaker 1: accomplsate for the extra money, Miss, I'm doing rooftops, got it?
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  Speaker 1: Got it? Go ahead? You take that note to him,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I'm here. We got past your sister Gracie
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  Speaker 1: violetta dang yes, who shouts at the same time every
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  Speaker 1: Sunday doing your salmon, wants to now get paid for it.
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  Speaker 1: She feels she is your official hype woman. That's sister
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  Speaker 1: Grace and electa damn we've all we are, me and
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  Speaker 1: Sister Grace. You have entered into no such agreement nor ship.
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  Speaker 1: Hell we all of my sermons are five field right.
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  Speaker 1: She thinks she's a hype woman. She's just caught up
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  Speaker 1: in the power. Come on that message. Yes, right, as
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  Speaker 1: I do that at some churches that I visit, I
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  Speaker 1: don't get a lot of shotting from our very own congregation.
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  Speaker 1: Sister Sherlan, Sister Caller have been a witness to these
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  Speaker 1: great sermons for years and have become now to the
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  Speaker 1: affect and these two dry healthfuls and they don't put
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  Speaker 1: money in the church either past and that's that's not
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  Speaker 1: a damn quarter. Now. I have been trying to leave
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  Speaker 1: you all won't let us. You can't leave because you
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  Speaker 1: are a membership. We're the only church with gang rules
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  Speaker 1: to blood out goodness. Only where you leave this church,
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  Speaker 1: you got to die, pull out past. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You go here, you tell me to pull. Okay, well
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  Speaker 1: let's move along. Let's see. We haven't proud of that carcass.
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  Speaker 1: We can't out us the Coradine Miller, her seeing eye
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  Speaker 1: dog has a cataract in both eyes. He wants us
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  Speaker 1: to get the dogs some glasses. He don't want to
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  Speaker 1: give up. Buster. Now, as you know the dog well
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  Speaker 1: with it's saying that accidentally took her to a bar
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: and they were both drunk and had to catch the
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  Speaker 1: ride home, which was actually across the street. So I'm
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: very familiar with such a core dean, you know, being blood.
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  Speaker 1: We had purchased that dog at a discount, our dog,
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  Speaker 1: and the church didn't have the money for new seeing
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  Speaker 1: our dogs. Who we her dog is whether old that
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  Speaker 1: going to the ball wasn't an incident or bust dog
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  Speaker 1: Bus of the German Shepherd goes to that ball regularly
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  Speaker 1: to be so he can continue on. They put your
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  Speaker 1: lick in the bowl on the floor, Buster, Buster the
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  Speaker 1: jermanship Buster to the German Shepherd. He was already seventeen
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  Speaker 1: when he bought code called Coral old too, so she
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: didn't need a quick dog. And I just figured why
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  Speaker 1: not buy old dog for old person? They don't need
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  Speaker 1: to spending all his money on the dog and the
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  Speaker 1: dog I'll live the customer. I ain't pass why that
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  Speaker 1: was our thinking on buying that old dog for sister
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  Speaker 1: cold redee pastor? What you got seeing our dog out
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  Speaker 1: live the client? What are suppsed to do? Yeah? He
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  Speaker 1: just standing. He ain't got nobody to leave. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: seat for somebody, you know you just somebody grabbed his
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  Speaker 1: harness and needs some help. All right, I now passed
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  Speaker 1: it back with me on this one here, this has
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  Speaker 1: just come in. Two of our members, Monique and o J,
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  Speaker 1: are trying to shoot a movie together called Hypothetically If
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I had one and want the church to produce the film,
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  Speaker 1: it's your call if you think this woul be a blockbuster? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the title is hypothetically if I had one bath.
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  Speaker 1: I think they've both spoken in hypothetical. Therefore, well, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know where we're gonna be able to show it.
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  Speaker 1: They've pretty much killed all distribution chills. I think you
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  Speaker 1: should say that, oh you, I don't know. Hypothetically if
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  Speaker 1: I had well, their friends ain't gonna be able to
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  Speaker 1: see them o J friends is feel getting stabbed and
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  Speaker 1: mony friends would go over there, but hell, all the
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  Speaker 1: bridges is going. Man in the words that my granddaddy
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  Speaker 1: passed that I don't burn the bread with me and
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: then asked me to send about hypothetically did you did
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  Speaker 1: you want to do something that hypothetically path Well, hypothetically
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  Speaker 1: we could show the film here at church. Okay? Do
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  Speaker 1: you think we can possibly getting Netflix to look at
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  Speaker 1: this and maybe pick it up? Oh? Hell? Oh you
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  Speaker 1: think that first awful five grand half a minute? All right,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think around certainly won't come back for it.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people watch all right, miss Anne, Thank
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  Speaker 1: you guys. Miss and is coming up at the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour with today's national news. We'll be back.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright. So
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: much was going on over the weekend, UH and entertainment news.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Last night, of course, was the I Heart Radio Music Awards.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: You were there many Yeah. It was hosted by DJ
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Khaled Chance, the rapper I love this. He won the
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Innovative Award. UH. Just performances Fire performances for Eminem Cardi
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  Speaker 1: B of course was great. The show was fired Tommy,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Like I said, you were there, listen to Cardi B
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: except her award for Best New Artists. Then we'll talk
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: about it. I want to thank my man ill. I
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: want to thank my fans party game because because even
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: when I'm wrong, they'd be like, she's still right. And
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: I want to thank my hate is too because because
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: baby downloading myself so they can hear it. It's so
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: crap about it, but it benefits me. Card B. I
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: love her because she is just Cardi B. That's yes,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: it was fun. It was a lot of fun. My
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: kids had. You know, my son, he's six years old.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Guess who he was up jamming with. Had all of
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: them on them bon Joe, that's what he liked. Classic classic,
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  Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. I love it. So
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  Speaker 1: your daughter had a great time. Yeah, she knew all
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: the words, every little every song came out and there
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  Speaker 1: had a good time. My wife had a blast blast
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  Speaker 1: We went to We went tom night. Oh I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting in some decency. I wasn't down on the floor,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: if that's what you know. They got a hold on
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  Speaker 1: the stage new you know, they got a whole section
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: of people that just stand up the whole night. But
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about like they like the show started five.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: They was there at three o'clock, standing there until the show. Ye,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: they're like a third of your age, you know who
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: we would have to be to be down on the floor,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: that's where we went. I thought he would be down
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: at the pit. That's the music awards. Tom ain't your music? Its? Oh?
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Is y'all fitting say? It was a hard he worked for,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: That's what y'all was getting at. Oh no, not at all.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I was just waiting hear what you were saying. Where
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I was. Well, we went to the festival in the summertime. Yeah,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: in Vegas. We were in um well, yeah, we were
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: like in the sky box. So that was cool too. Yeah,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: that was really cool too. We have fun. Yeah, how
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: was DJ Kaled as a host? And you know he's
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: gonna bring his son out all the time, the busiest
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: and I'm telling you he's got already he needs a nap.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: And did he did? He brought his son out? All right, okay,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: kind of like pass all right, Steve, She's here, the
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: lovely and talented, Oh, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: stop what I'm doing. The lovely miss egg trip, thank you,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Steve uh, it's daylight saving time. We're all a little drowsy.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody, This is a hand trip with the news.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: President Trump spent part of this weekend on the stump
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania, and the Chief Executive was there supporting Republican
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: state lawmaker Rick that Cohn's reelection bidna peraps. Not unexpectedly,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Trump spent most of his time focusing on his own
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: re election bid. In he addressed his mostly white, mostly
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: male supporters, painting targets on the backs of two female lawmakers.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: We have to defeat Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Water is
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: a very low i Q individual. Never see hi, you
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: ever seen you? Ever see her? We will impeach him.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: We will impeach the preath. But he hasn't done anything wrong.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. We will impeach you. She's a low
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: i Q individual. You can't help her. But you have
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Maxine Waters, and you have plenty of others. Congressman Waters
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: is demanding an apology for that low i Q remark,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: which he says is racist. You may remember that private
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: citizen Trump said he wanted to see former President Obama's
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: college transcript, suggesting that Mr Obama wasn't that smart and now,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: According to a former Chief White House strategist of Steve Bennon,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: though some members of the Trump administration have referred to
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Mr Trump using words like moron. By the way, the
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: President now says his new slogan is keep America Great.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: The White House, meanwhile, has announced the package of proposals
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: designed to combat all the school's shootings. White House spokes
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: and rob Shaw was on ABC's Meet the Press yesterday,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: explained that the President doesn't want stepped up background checks,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: but he does want better sharing of information. The President
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: has been clear that he does support raising the age
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: of one for certain firearms. There's gonna be recommendations to states,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: a task force that will be a component of it
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: raising the age as well as mental health. Meanwhile, the
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: state of Florida passed its first bunch of gun control
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: measures in twenty years. Last week, they await Governor Rick
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Scott's signature. Secretary State Direct Hilson on a five nation
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: trip to Africa. His business come, of course, in the
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: wake of President Trump's reported use of vulgar language to
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: refer to nations on that continent at the movies Black
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Panther remained tops at the box office for the fourth
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  Speaker 1: weekend in a row. It has now passed the one
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: billion dollar mark in ticket sales one billion dollars. Black Panther,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: directed by a black director, Ryan Coogler, has made over
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: a half a billion dollars domestically, making it the number
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: two superhero release of all time. Black Panther has also
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: made over sixty six million this opening weekend this weekend
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: in China sixty six million in China. Meanwhile, Ava Durnays
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: A Wrinkling Time, I Gotta tell you made about thirty
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: three million. That's not that much, but it was its
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: first weekend and of course it had to go up
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: against Black Panther. However, younger and female audiences are expected
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: to keep supporting A Wrinkling Time for weeks to come,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: eventually pushing up its box office numbers, so that that's
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: not you know, something that looks very very bad for
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: most people. They feel, well, you know, the people are
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: gonna watch it because it is beautiful. It is targeted
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: at young ladies and especially you know women, generally. Sad news,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: one of the last Tuskegee airman has died. Floyd Carter, Sr.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Was ninety five, the Virginia native of New York City
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: native decorated veterans of Three Wars and later joined the NYPD,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: became a detective and retired in nineteen eighty. Finally, Today's
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: National Napping Day. Thanks to that switch, todaylight saving time.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I feel sleepy too. Back with more entertainment. Today's trending
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  Speaker 1: topics twenty miss after the how Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, Steve,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: the whole world was watching last night. I know you were.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: When O J. Simpson uh confessed more or less his
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: special on Fox and Now. According to O J. Steve,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: an imaginary friend named Charlie, Charlie warned him. Charlie warned
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: him that Nicole had been hooking up with another man,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: so they went to her place. O J and Charlie.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: They went to Nicole's place to confront her, but Ron
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Goldman tried to intimid ate him with some sort of
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: karate thing. O J. Said, O RAW. Goldman was actually
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: returning the glasses right. He was returning that Nicole's glasses
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: that she had left in the restaurant earlier after he
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: had knocked the cold down. You didn't look up, but
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: he said tell Yeah, o J said she fell last night.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah J. Whoa and he believes his life. So O
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: J said he grabbed the knife from Charlie. Steve. Well,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: let's let's take a listen to O J. Let's just
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: go back and do the details. Where did your part
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: in the alley? Park in the alley and you put
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: on well cap and gloves. Uh? In hypothetical, I put
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: on cap and gloves, and um, you reached under the
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: seat for a knife. I always kept a knife and
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: not car for the crazies and stuff because you can't
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: travel with a gun. Wow, for the craziest. Yeah. O
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: J also discussed the glove and not remembering removing the
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: glove at the scene of the crime. Check this one out.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: You right about removing a glove before taking the knife
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: from Charlie. Uh. You know, I had no conscious memory
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: of doing that, but obviously I must have because they
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: found a glove there. Wow. I mean, Steve, are you
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: spaceless right now? I watched the whole thing. First of all,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: to do an interview like this talking about hypothetically, but
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: your children, who this was their mother? And you claim
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: to love so much. But you do an interview like
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: this claiming that you did kill these kids and mother.
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  Speaker 1: That says a lot about you just as a human,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: that something's wrong with you hypothetically are not. Yeah, and
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: then secondly, you forgot that it was hypothetical and you
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: was actually discussing the way you felt exactly. Steve, you
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: nailed it right there. How to hell you hypothetically discuss
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: how you felt hypothetically we're talking about all right, coming
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: up next, Wow, j Anthony Brown is gonna murder another hit.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, we're cutting here. Yeah, you're listening to the
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, Now before we
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: get to jo Anthony Brown, this is really big, big,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: big news. For the first time, over two movies directed
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: by African Americans held the number one and two spots. Okay,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: that's big. We're talking about Black Panther, of course, and
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I'm one with forty four point one million dollars and
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: then a recal in time. You know, that's the movie
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: that starts Oprah and uh Reese Witherspoon. It was directed
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: by Oh Great Jay. It was directed by Ava duvernet Um.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: She had a one hundred million dollar budget. We understand
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: that came in number two. It brought in thirty three
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: point three million dollars. So congratulations to Yeah, Wrinkling Time
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: is an excellent movie. Oh that's good. Good too. Well,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say. And our girl Cheryl Underwood.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: You know she brought out a theater yet again in
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: l A for a bunch of kids to go see it.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Plus corn and drink. Yeah, Steve and Steve did it. Yeah, yeah,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: all right, come on, Steve introduced ja. I to just popcorn.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I saw one board two pulling a box of raising
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: nets and milk DoD just in his mouth. I'm talking
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: about candy just rolling down his shirt free. Free. He
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: got box in each head. You your ants ain't going
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: to the movie. That's how he eat it it free though,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, ain't mad at him. That's how you do.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: You're ready, You're ready, Jack, I am so ready. You
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: know what April the seventh, St. Petersburg Flotter your boy
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  Speaker 1: will be there, and then check me out tomorrow night
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  Speaker 1: at the j Spot Comedy Club, Los Angeles, cab Petersburg.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Where at the Palladium. Really okay, just me I'm just
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: trying to sell at least myself, just myself. No, you
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: got to share the money at the end of the night.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Number one movie in the country is What the Black Panther.
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  Speaker 1: Number one song on Steve having on the show is
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: what the Fat Panther? Come on, get out, y'all all
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  Speaker 1: right here that one day the pack away and he
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: didn't even show his food a lot of time, but
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: it was change his eyes and his stomach just brute
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  Speaker 1: starting for seats from stealing treats. He'll bring was taken
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: my diet deal. It's flying around the world. Couldn't bring
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  Speaker 1: any board and girls and he'll do it. You know,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: chudge it's free. That's thatther that. Then he'll bring man
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: your food. That's the that's the that's what he does.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: That's that. Then he'll bring manual food. That's then that
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: then you because that's what he does. That's that. Then
• 45:10
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• 45:33
  Speaker 1: the nephew Rob would make me play. You're listening to
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, coming up at
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after Steve,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: it's today's Strawberry letter. The subject your Mama has to Go.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: That is the subject right here, right now. It is
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: the nephew with today's prank phone called what you Got Now.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I hate to break it to you, but y'all ain't married.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Y'all ain't married. I'm I'm I'm sorry, but y'all ain't married. Hello. Hello,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Brian. Yeah. How are you doing, Brian?
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: My name is Daniel H. Wanted to give you a
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: call today. You got a minute? Yeah, okay, listen, um,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: you're you're Brian, Um, Brian, right, you're married to uh Alpea. Yeah. Hello, Hello, yeah, yeah,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: that's that's me. That's my wife's Yeah, okay, I got
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: a question for you. Hello. Have you guys been married?
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Going on nine years now? We've been married? Now? Who
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: is this? My name is Daniel, Were you um? Were
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: you guys married a Greater New Missionary Baptist church? Let
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: me see? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the name of
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: that church. Yeah, great by nine years? Yeah, that's right.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Why what's going on? What's your questions? Okay, do you
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: remember the minister that officiated your actual wedding ceremony? Yeah? Uh,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Reverend right, Okay, I got the right person. I wanted
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: to make sure I had the right person, Brian. So
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry if it seemed a little weird to you.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Here's here's what's going on. We've just come up with
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: a new discovery a lot of information that Reverend none
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: of his credentials are true. Everything is false. He's not
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: a minister at all, he never was a minister, and
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: every single wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically null
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: and void. So and I hate to be the bearer
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: of bad news, but you and Alphea, even though you
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: think you've been married for nine years, you guys are
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: not married. No, no, no, no, not that you gotta
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: have the wrong person, because then that then we got
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: we got married by nine years ago. And what I'm
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: telling you is he he never was ordained. He's never
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: been an ordained minister. He's not a minister at all.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: So when he performed this ceremony, your wedding ceremony, he
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: had no right to be doing that. You guys are
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: not are not married. You know, you guys have been
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: living in Sin for nine years. Hold on, hold, hold
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: on that. Let me tell you something. I ain't been
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: living and my wife we have been married for nine years.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: And that man he's a preacher. I'm telling he's a preacher.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Sunday Sir. As of today, he has he has no
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: right to be in anybody's pulpit. He has no right
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  Speaker 1: to be officiating, whether it's weddings or funerals, no matter
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: what it is, christenings for children. He's not allowed to
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: do that. And we have officially stopped him from doing
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: anything serving under as being a pastor or a minister.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: We have stopped that. But what I want you to
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: know is that you have been living in sin and
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: you don't you get that. We want to try and
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: get you guys married as soon as possible, so you're
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: not living in sin. Oh no, doc, I ain't been
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: living in no sin. I have been married for nine years.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: This woman ship been taking care of me and my
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: kids for the past nine Wait. Wait a minute, wait
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: a minute. You guys have children. Yeah, yeah, we got
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: to two kids, two beautiful kids. Okay, then those kids
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: are bastards, satard on. Let me tell you something. My
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: kids ain't, no, bastard. What about your kids, your kids
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: in bastood? No, sir, my kids, my kids were born
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: in wedlock. Your kids have been born out. I'm telling
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: you that man did my service, and he is a preacher.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: He's a man after God's own heart himself. He hasn't
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: done everything that that he comes for me and my family.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: He is a preacher, Sir, I don't. I know it's
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: hard for you to to to swallow the truth, but
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: I want you to know, and I need you to
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: be able to tell Alfia that you guys are not
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: married and not as of right now. No, no, okay,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: so hard a herder now, back in olden days, but
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: before all these, all these colleges and stuff came came about,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: you telling me that their men making old days, that
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: they weren't no preachers, that they weren't meant men after
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: the cloughs? Is that what you're saying to me? Uh?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: What what what are you? What are you? What are you?
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: What are you getting at? Sir? What I'm trying to
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: say is back in the older day making the twitters
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: and thirties, they didn't have all these colleges and all
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: these degrees and stuff like these new preachers got these days,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: that man now he was from back then, and God
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: called them and that's what they went on to. And
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: all them people that they married back then, they did
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: the same thing to day. You don't need no degree
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: to say that that you're a preacher. You don't need
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: no lights to say you're a preacher. Men, my wife
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: would be maried for nine years. My kids have been
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: born in wedlocks. We were married, we were mad. I
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: read my friends and family day was all there, sir.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: The bottom line is that that you have been living
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: in sin because you have not been married with your
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: wife for the last nine years. And your kids, I
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: hate to say it, your kids are pastors. Now. Oh
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: now I've told you. Don't say nothing else about my kids. Said,
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: I ain't no cuss up, but don't push me. My
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: kids ain't no bands, says. You're understand me. You don't
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: get me up, sir. I'm trying to give you the
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: truth and try to get you in here and get
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: you married so you will not be living in sin
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: any more than what you are. I am living in
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: no sins. Look, now, you don't make me whoop your
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: a s s you understand men, my wife we are
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: been married for nine years. Don't shoot up here, cord
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: me talking about the way ain't met that that man.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Ain't you're understand I get out of my phone. You
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: that's my life. Those are my kids. They have been
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: born in bed life. You understand, sir. So, I just
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: wanted to call and give you the information so that
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: you could probably stop living in sin. That's all I
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: wanted to do. I ain't living a no sin. That's
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: what I just told you. You ain't hear me. I
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: ain't living in no sin. Maybe you're the one that's
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: living a pist of sin. Now. You ain't got nothing
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: else said to me? That man that never nine years ago?
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: They get your a SS on my phone. So I so,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: I have one more thing, one more thing I'd like
• 51:58
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• 52:01
  Speaker 1: You ain't get your a SF off my d am phone. Now,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: do you understand me? I ain't got time for this, sir?
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Could I say one more thing? What you gotta say
• 52:09
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• 52:11
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• 52:14
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• 52:17
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• 52:29
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• 52:31
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• 52:34
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• 52:39
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• 52:41
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• 53:11
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• 54:00
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• 54:04
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• 54:07
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• 54:14
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• 54:28
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. You're not
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: gonna believe this letter, the Strawberry Letter for today, subject
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: your mama. Mama has got to go. She's got to
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: get out of here. Your mom's gotta go, alright, too much,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: she's gotta go. We gotta go to you're listening to
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, Steve. Before we got
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: to the Strawberry Letter, the subject your mama has got
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: to go. I'm the world champion Houston astro are going
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: visit the White House. Yeah, they're going. They're going. They're
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: gonna be in the East Room. Yeah. They will leave
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: their spring training facility in West Palm Beach, Florida, and
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: fly to fly to Washington. The President will speak, and
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: the Astros will present the President with a jersey every weekend,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: every single weekend. Yeah. So, Steve, you have any advice
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: for the Astros? Yep, don't go take your ass up
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: there like I did. The whole baseball team gonna be
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: a bunch of Uncle Tom's and cool. Don't go up
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: there pass no, no jerseys. Don't go up there trying
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: to help. No damn body called social media ain't gonna
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: look at it. They're gonna tell you that the Golden
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: State Warriors didn't go, so your ass shouldn't win either.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I wish they would ask me to kill my ass.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I can't stay hill, No faster, Okay, I gonna say
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: another word, just one word alright on that note. Let's
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: move on, Hold on tight, we gotta pull you here.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: It is, just draw up every letter, Thank you, have
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: you subject. Your mama has to go here. Stephen Shirley.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: I'm hoping I can get some advice on this issue
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: because it's driving me crazy. My husband's mom has been
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: living with us and sleeping on my couch for the
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: past month. She left her boyfriend because of his drug
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: use and moved in with his with her elderly father.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: One Saturday, she asked to come stay with us so
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: she could go to church with us the next morning. Well,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: she never made it to church, and a month later,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: she's still sleeping on our couch. We are in a
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: tiny apartment and she's not on our lease. My living
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: room looks like a campsite. I can't even have company
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: over anymore. She doesn't clean up after herself, she doesn't
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: help with the kids, slash her grandkids. She doesn't help
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: with the bills, nor does she buy food. She doesn't
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: have a car, so she borrows my husband's car, and
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: whenever I talk about her going back to live with
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: her father, she dances around the subject. My husband doesn't
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: think it's an issue. He says it's his mom and
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: she needs a place to stay right now, but she
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: will leave eventually. If our leasing office finds out that
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: she's still staying with us, we could all get put out.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: I want her out of our tiny apartment. Dot dot dot,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: I've had it. Please help. Well, I mean, it's just
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: nothing like being a prisoner in your own home. It's
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: nothing like that. Uh, this doesn't look like it's going
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: to be um a long time before your mother in
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: law gets out though. I mean, it looks like it
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: will be a long time, I should say, especially since
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: your husband and isn't on your side and you said
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: he doesn't think that it's an issue right now. This
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: is a very touch touchy subject because it is his mom.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: But your husband needs to man up in this situation. Um,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: he needs to man up. He needs to have a
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: conversation with his mother with you by his side, so
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: you can show her that you guys are a unit. Uh.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: And you need to talk to her about her plans.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: And he shouldn't put her above you. He just shouldn't
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: do that. He really really shouldn't. Everything should be done respectively,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: of course respectively. But I just say, this is starting
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: to cause problems in your marriage. Uh. Your options are
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: to um, you know, you guys, get a bigger apartment.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna go for that because you
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: don't want her staying there, but um, you know, or
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: drive her back over there to her dad so she
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: can stay there. Pack her up and take her back
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: over there. Steve, Well, so you got tricked. See your
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: mama's husband been living with y'all, sleeping on the couch
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: for the past month. Now this now she left her
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: boyfriend cause it's drug use and moved in with her
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: elderly father. What's your where? She should have stayed here
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: but here The trick came one Saturday, she asked me
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: to come stay with us so she could go to
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: churchwood Is the next morning. Well, she never made it
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: to church, and a month later, she's still sleeping on
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: our couch. Let's just deal with this. For what you
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: should have did was made. I ain't get up and
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: go church. That's first day you're gonna get your ass
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: up and you're gonna go somewhere up in hill. Ain't
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: awhere in the where My dad would walk past that
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: couch and then he ain't going to wakome me in
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: net sleep. Somebody didn't get them to do so, So
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: you should have roused it her and got her up
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: at church. His mom s, I got it all. You
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: will are were You're just doing what mama said. You
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: ain't being me. Come on, Mama, let's go. As a
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: matter of fact, every time you go somewhere, you ought
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: to have her go with you. Work. Huh, work your boys, Mama,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: she never We're in a tiny apartment and she's not
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: on our least, and my living room looks like a campsite.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Then somewhere in the letter, she says, if our leasing
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: office finds out that she's staying with us, we could
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: all get put out. Here is the answer to this.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Notify de leasing office. That excuse me. We got too
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: many damn people staying in our apartment, and I think
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: it's some people in our apartment that ain't on the least.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Could you come by to them all knock, gonna do
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: and see who am nitch? Thatt ain't snitching? That's obeying
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: the law. Listen, we got a new president called down
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: there the immigrations and tell them you're having illegal on
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: your couch. You don't get it, You don't get it.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Mama took downtown right away. Plastic times required, drastic measures.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: I don't even see why we're worried about this. Here.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: You can get her out your house, You can do it.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Shirley said her husband needs to man up. I disagree
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: with this because you all have to understand. So you
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: can't man up. If you're mama's boy, you can't be
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: mama's boy and my man at the same time. Women,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: y'all need to understand. Quit asking your alma's boys to man.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Do you understand? Okay, I'm just gonna say that to you. Now,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: let's get a couple other things straight. She don't clean
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: up after herself. What you should do is make it worse.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Put some more stuff on the couch. May Car had
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: to clear the couch off to even lay on me.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Do what's the bowling laundry up in there? You say
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: it's a tiny apartment. Put the iron and board crossing.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: I don't hope you gotta start you set the table
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: in there on top of the couch. All right, Come on,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: we'll have part two of your response coming up Steve
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: A twenty three after the hour you're listening to Steve Show.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up in about twenty minutes, we'll talk
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: more about the o J situation. In case you missed.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know who missed it, though the interview, the
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: o J interview, A lot of people missed a lot
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: of people aren't interested yeah, yeah, that's true. But a
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: lot of people saw it, a lot of people thoughts.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that, but come on right now, Steven,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: give us your response, Part two of today's Strawberry Letter.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Your mama has got to go. Your fama got to go.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: She left her boyfriend because the drug used to moved
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: in with father. I didn't want to stand sad that.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: She asked, did she come stay with y'all so you
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: can go to church next morning? She didn't even go
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: to church. But she's still sleeping on our couch. And
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: we got a tiny apartment. She's not on the our lease.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: My living room looked like campsite. So now here's what
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: we have come up with. What have we ways to
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: get rid of your mama? First of all, notify the
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: leasing off Okay, let them know that there's someone in
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: your house that you did not it on the least
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: and they stay in there. Well, ma'am, do you know him?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: I think so your law to come by and knock
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: and see for yourself. And oh, by the way, they
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: are in illegal age all of that, and just to
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: make sure they get out of there. I think she
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: Mexic No, that's how you get them out quick because
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: we got Trump in the White House. Now this our
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Mexican mother in law gonna look a little bit darker
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: than you used to see it. But do not let
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: her complexion throw you because she's been in the sun.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: So now well it's too late, we can't. Secondly, she
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: doesn't buy any food. So here's the next method of
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: getting hurt. Stove hug. Put a padlock on the refrigerator
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: and combinations on the cabinets. Yeah, put one of them
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: coin operated slots on the bathroom though where it now
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: cause money to go in there. And if she do
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: go in there, charge her for tarlet Yeah, we charged
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: it for tle quarter sheet. Quarter a sheet a dollar
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: oftentimes won't get it there. Your quarter to get in here,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: but that ain't a surprise. It's a quarter a sheet
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: that's gonna wipe you out. And we need the money first. Yeah, man,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: next thing you need to do is you okay, First
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: of all, let me do this right here. She doesn't
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: have a call. She balls my husband's call. Okay, ain't
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: mal ride call uber yourself. Have them park out front.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Let that be the take off point for all they ride.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: And what she needed called to be on side that's
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: the take off point. Have an uber driver outside your house.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: My husband don't think is oh. And then next, get
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: her a bus pass, but not just any bus pass,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: a Greyhound summer bus. Get her ass out the house
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: and out the city at the same time. Tell her
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: where to catch it. She get up on the next thing,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: you know, she in no caroline. Everything looking good. Uh,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: my husband doesn't think this is an issue. Now we
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: gotta deal with your mama's board. Your next statement, when
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: you get undressed and come out the show with neck
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: it is I don't feel right us in him making
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: love with your mama in the house. Shut off the
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: love making. We got to do something. Next thing you
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: wanna do is immediately inform him that he is sleeping
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: on the couch too, and your mama share that because
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: you ain't sleeping in him on. Here's the next thing
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: you need to do to make shore she get her
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: ass out. Remove one cushion off that couch, that center
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: cushion out that couch, and throw it away. You can't
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: rest no more, no, because the couch ain't that long.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Once you create either, you take it out the middle.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Even if you try to bring them together, it ain't
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: gonna because I'm just I'm going out on live him
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: to say that his mama is a little heavy. Why
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: cause most mama's ears. She a little heaven No, most
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: mama's ears. So now we've done all the things we
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: do to make it illegal, let's do a recap. First things. First,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: we're gonna notify the leasing office, let her notice and
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: the illegal immigrant in there, and according to Trump, we
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: should bring in ices. Okay, now that's right there. Tell
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  Speaker 1: her and then tell elisan office. She is not a dreamer.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: She way too hold. Don't left her no loop holes
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  Speaker 1: to jump through. She is not a dreamer, She's a schemer.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: Just get I asked in some Trump stop cut here
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  Speaker 1: them all. I can't do this with you no more
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  Speaker 1: long with your mama in there. I think that's the third.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Made him sleep on the couch with Hull. Here's another one.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: I just came to make that couch totally. Take one
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: league off the couch, especially Rock. We gotta get out
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: of here. You can email us your Instagram what's your
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: thoughts on today's strawberry letter at my girls? Surely and
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: don't forget coming up in about ten minutes. Um, you're
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: gonna break down, Steve, You're gonna do this for us
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: and move the dog in there on the couch with
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: put the dog bling it on the couch. All three
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: on the minute. We're gonna talk about o J and
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: the interview that he did yesterday on a Fox. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty much. He confessed that he did it hypothetically, of course,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: but pretty much he confessed that we're out, we gotta go,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening to the Steve Morning Show,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: all right, listen. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: it is back. Guess what's back, nephew. Weekend Confession. I'm
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: not here to help you. I just want to hear
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: what you going through, so called temmy, if you want
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: to confess eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. Eight seven
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: seven twenty nine, Steve. This is Steve's favorite segment, you know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So okay, Steve. So last night you watched the O J.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: Simpson uh interview the Lost Confession. Yeah. According to o J,
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  Speaker 1: an imaginary friend named Charlie warned him that Nicole had
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: been hooking up with another man. So O J and
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Charlie went to her place to confront Nicole, but Ron
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Goldman tried to intimidate him with the karate thing. O
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: J said, So, o J, grab the knife. JA looked
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  Speaker 1: at him and said, oh you think you would mine? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he said that on the interview. Yeah, that's what he said. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: oh you think you would mine? And what did Charlie say? Well, well, Charlie, Charlie,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Charlie Day forgot right, let's take a listen to o J.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Let's just go back and do the details. Where did
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  Speaker 1: your part in the alley? Park in the alley and
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  Speaker 1: you've put on weld cap and gloves. Uh, And hypothetical
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  Speaker 1: I put on cap and gloves, and um, you reached
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  Speaker 1: under the seat for a knife. I always kept a
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  Speaker 1: knife and not car for the crazies and stuff, because
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: you can't travel with a gun. Right there, right there.
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  Speaker 1: We lost the hypothetical right there. Yeah, yeah, we lost
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  Speaker 1: Charlie in the hypothetical. The yeah, in the hypothetical. Did
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Charlie sit in the Yeah, he was in the car. Also,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: O J discuss the glove right about removing a glove
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  Speaker 1: before taking the knife from Charlie. Uh, you know, I
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: had no conscious memory of doing that, but obviously I
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: must have, because they found a glove there. M hmm,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: so they're okay, I must have. I mean, this is crazy.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: How did you? First of all, how does your memory
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: go out on hypothetical situations? Right there you go? Now
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, he remembers, though, I must have
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: because they found one there. But wait a minute, now, whoa, whoa?
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Remember this is hypothetical. Oh J. You know this guy,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: he's so arrogant, so wanting to be loved and accepted,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: so he thinks he's so smart. He's really he's not
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: a smart guy. He's not you know, he's not a
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  Speaker 1: great guy. That made a mistake. See, great people can
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: make a mistake. There's some forgiveness for that. But you
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: abuse this woman repeatedly. This wasn't a one time I
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: was drinking, I lost my head. You repeatedly did this
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: to this woman. This wasn't a one time. In faces
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  Speaker 1: not excusable whenever you do it. But you know, he
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: just never, he never. He just repeatedly did this to
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  Speaker 1: this woman, even due I wish. At the end of it,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: when they the grave, the cemetery called the oh uh,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Nicole's family was saying, oh J's out of dude. Graves
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: starting he's screaming at the grave because he was still angry, Steve,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: he was still angry. O j was right, And the
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: FBI profile is said, that's the thing about abusive people,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: because they have to have control. Even if they kill you,
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  Speaker 1: they're now mad at you because they lost control. You're
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: gonna be hand in my grave? What you're not gonna know? Yeah,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: you're you're dead, You're probably not going to All right,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: here's Oja talking about his anger. If you're angry with
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: a person upon their death, when they die, it's not
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: like that anchor disappears. But right, and and and because
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: of the nine one one call, when I'm yelling at
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: her about what's going on, it was like I want
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: It's almost like I want to say I told you,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: didn't I tell you didn't? They say to you what, Yeah,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: I want to talk to child, because CHILDI know that's
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: what we need to You were you were just listening
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: to Charlie. Yeah. It was so disturbing to me. And
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: the fact that he kept laughing thing, you know, it
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: was just it's like, what are you so happy about? It?
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  Speaker 1: Almost it was her fault for making him that angry. Yeah, Yeah,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: that's exactly what it is. But I mean, I've always
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: said he did it ain't, but just do right here, man,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: if you're the guiltiest sounding, innocent person I've ever heard
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: in my mind, and you're the dumbest and you and
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: you and you don't get it, and you don't care
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: about your children, because there's no way you release this
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: book and say the things you said, and and those
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: children's mothers is gone and the vicious way that she
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: was gone, and he's because he only thinks of himself.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: There's no way you should do that to the kids.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: You know already did it to the mom and the
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: other boy. Let me see in Flora. Let me see
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: if I see today, Well you Vegas now Flaida's happening.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: If I see him, I'm gonna cutting run. You're gonna
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: do what what? Jay cut to the left? Man, Yeah,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: if you didn't get a chance to see it, but
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: it was it was a confession, yeah, because he said
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: he grabbed a knife and then he said I grabbed
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: a knife from Charlie. Why that took so long to
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: be released, Well, they didn't release it. We hold okay, Tommy, listen,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: they had this interview, they were going to release it
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: to promote his book what if I did it? Okay,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: they stopped him from doing that because they didn't want
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: him to make any money on the book. Well, well,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: did you after listening last night? Would you be would
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: you buy a book? Then? Hey, we gotta go. We can.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: Confessions coming up? Call us at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: come on, Steve, it's time now for your favorite segment.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: It's back weekend Confessions with the nephew introduced him. Let's
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: go look at I'm not excited about this call nowhere
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: it's going. He ain't trying to help you. He did
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: want to hear what you're going? Are you kicking it
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: off enough? You with you? Kick it off? All right?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Here is mane, here is mine? Now? Since over the weekend,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: I saw the movie to Shape a Water. Oh yeah,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: I have. I'm confessing to y'all. Okay, I'm ready to
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: have a relationship with a mermaid. I ain't saying something
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  Speaker 1: here in l A. I'm going. I'm for the next
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  Speaker 1: three photos. I'm gonna go swimming in the Pacific because
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: they gotta be somewhere near heat. Buying me a mermaid.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: Ain't no loving like mermaids left. You gotta have a sister.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: You gotta have a sister. Man. She got to be fine.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Jake sious right now. Who don't want a mermaid? Who
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: don't want one? You ain't never kissed on the water.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: You don't know what that's like. I know what fish
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: man like? Team. Tell me, Jake, this sandwiches she could
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: bring back. All right, let's move on, Steve. You gotta confession.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: You gotta confessional. I have a confessional. H come on,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: this is crazy. Uh well, yeah, I heard Mickey Mouse
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: talk this week. What did he say. Well, we were
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: actually on the parade and they set him in the
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: middle and next to him, and every time he turned,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: his ear kept hitting hitting my head and it started
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: scratching my head. It just hurting me. So I told Mickey,
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: I say, man screwed over a little bit. But he
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: just kept on waving and everybody turning. Every time I
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: turned with him, bigg as he to scrape up against
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: my ball head again and starting the ear take my head.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: So I leaned over again, I said Mickey, I said, hey,
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  Speaker 1: man just screwed over, just a little bit from him.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: The Disney rep turns around, said, Mickey has to sit
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: directly in the middle of the car. He cannot move.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: Mickey has to stay directly in the middle middle of
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: the car. So I had ink paying in my sport coat?
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: You did? I stabbed making the side of the legs.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: Just wasn't that hard. I didn't break the skin or
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: nothing like, just stabbing on the side of that. Yeah,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: And Mickey said the F word. Come on, it was
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: like that. He said, what do you say? What is
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: your confession? Jaye? Okay? Down here at Disney, Steve introduced
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: miss what is her name? Miss Incredible? Yeah? Yeah, if
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: that is not the finest white cartoon I have ever
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: seen in my life, I'm torn in my cartoons? Who
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: is it? Betty Rebel? Jessica Rabbit from the Stones? Oh dog,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: Jessica Rabbit? Yes, yeah, are you all kidding me? Right now?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: The rabbit Jessica Rabbit was drawn. Fine, so they can help,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: but I can't handle murmis no, no, no, not up
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: something alright on Jessica Rabbit's And this is really Junior,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: you have one before we go to the phone. All right,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: I do have one. I got to admit this. This
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: is probably not cool to do down at Disney, but
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: I did it all weekend long. You know how you
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: ride to ride and go through once and then your
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: heart has come up for you to get out. Yeah,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: it's a kid waiting to get old. I pulled my heart.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: It's bad down. I'm blowing again. Kids. Wait, no, he
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: can't do that. What are they doing? Mom? Mom my son?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: I did it five times. The kids was losing name. Man,
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: you can't go twice in the roadway the rule. Your
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: mama can't save you. All right, we have brought we
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: can confessions back in case you didn't know me. You
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: have another one, Steve. Come on, I got finished taping
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: the talk show. I've walked through the park and had
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: ice cream staying right there, and I wanted that Mickey
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Mouse shaped ice cream sandwich. Yeah, I said, the dude
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: behind me gonna pay for it and want nobody back then, right, Stave, Hey,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: I had it. Do ain't handle money over all? Right?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: If you have a weekend confession, hit us up eight
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  Speaker 1: seven seven, Steve, let's go to line three and talk
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: to Craig. Oh yo, and morning Craig. What's going on? Man? Hey,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to get on this thing for years. Man,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: I just got on him older him. Man, My confession
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: is bad. Me and my wife are avid booty watchers. Yes,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: and we judged the booty on the contract to shape
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: the side single. And you know, it's very very fun
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: and it's and it's it's um when you go on
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: the same accord with your significant other, it's very beautiful.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: You know you made me sit up in my chair. Boy,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: are you tearing up? Oh my god? Man, I love it, brother,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: I love it. Man, And you and your lady do
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: this to gel. No, I'm forty four years old, so
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: you know, I gotta keep myself excited. You know what
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. My wife keeps me excited. But we get
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: more excited when we see a plump vot booty. We
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: gotta go eight seven seven Steve, We'll be back with
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: more weekend confessions. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: All right, we're in the middle of weekend Confession, Steve,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: your favorite segment, of course, call us eight seven seven.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: The port has lit up, though. Let's go to line one.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: Talk to Dario out of South Carolina. You're nerves, Steve,
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: your how are you doing good? Good good what's your
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: confession this March? My confession is I was doing from
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: shopping over the weekend and I needed to get a TV.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: So I got the TV. I went through self check outline.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: When I got home, I started looking to receipt because, um,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: it was kind of cheap for me. So when I
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: looked over my receipt, I didn't see the TV on it,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: and I realized I didn't scan the TV the checkout,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: so I gotta free TV. No, you stole a TV.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: But what Tommy, you ain't puposed to judge on help?
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Remember I'm not I'm not helping. I'm not helping at all.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: You're gonna take TV back? Dog doc. I think I'm
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: gonna keep it walking. Watch some family shoot on them
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: at a bigger screen. Thank you, Goodario. Let's go to
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: line too and talk to Liddy out of North Carolina. Lity, Hey,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: how ya doing? Good morning? Good morning. What's your confession baby? Um? Well,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: I was complaining to my friend about how I needed
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: to knock my cord webs off and they introduced me
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: into codes pins girls and uh backup, introduce you to
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: what they introduced you to? What you heard her close
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: pens clothes pins on. I didn't. I didn't say it again,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: little does she leave my girl on her girls clothes? Oh,
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: CLAYMP things? Okay, I couldn't say the real thing. Yeah,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: they can deal with the over clothing. Okay, so you
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: got the clothes pins on your girls, So tell me
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: about that. How did this weekend? You did that? Lily?
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: That's enough? Yeah we can all right, Let's let's go
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: to line four and talk to Karen. Karen, Hey, good morning.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: What's going on? What's your confession? Care? Wait? What we
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: have another color? What phone? Convinced my husband to have
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: a sister wife? What wife? What's that? Well? You know
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: I want we have another wife in the house. You
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: want another woman in the house with you? Of course,
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: I'm confident about who I am and what I have
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: to offer you. A nobody did want it? Did you? Ugly? Shut?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: A boy? Ain't nobody fit to pay for No? Two?
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: So what your husbands say? Did he agree with it? Um?
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: He's contemplating. I mean, I don't know why not? You know,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: I'll watch him, you know, do other women sometimes? Right now?
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: Everybody got good luck with me? Thank you that you
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: never get this time class called come on, sir, I
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: don't know if we have time, but uh yeah, we
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: don't have time. We'll have more of God, we'll have
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: more of this coming up, this foolishness right here. Yeah,
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're back with
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: more weekend Confessions with the nephew. Because what I'm not
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: here to help you. I just want to hear what
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: you're going through. And man, I say, you haven't helped
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: a person that has called I'm doing my job. Let's
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: continue with this human down slide. Yeah, let's let's go
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: to line four and talk to Gi out of Kansas City,
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: g G. What to do? What's your confession? How you guys?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: My speron is want to what do I have? You
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: have two wars. I don't even have my choice tuning.
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  Speaker 1: I would like to do whatever you want, like I
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: seen like three. Both can be like next, I like,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: I have good morning baby. The next month you say
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: that I ain't leaving. I you're nothing to get No
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: two damn me and the little together that's nothing to happen.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: Is he helping though? Right now? Help? Okay? Thank you?
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: G No that like your uncle. All right, let's go
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: let's go line six. We're gonna talk to Shelley out
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: of Atlantay. Go mona sounding. Good morning baby, what's your confession?
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: Good morning? Well, I had a little, let's understanding, the
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: tussle with the deacon over the weekend. With the deacon, what, yeah,
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: I had told well, after church, I was just explaining
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: I needed a few things done at the house because
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: he's sort of a handy man, you know, like my
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: windows and stuff with stuff and whatnot, and um, so
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: he came back to do that, and um when he
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: come in and everything. You know, I'm hospitable, as they say,
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  Speaker 1: I offered them to, you know, something to drink. I
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  Speaker 1: told him he go ahead to the fridge while I
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  Speaker 1: get out my sound, you know, clothes. And I noticed
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  Speaker 1: when I come back that he had a honeycount. So
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  Speaker 1: I said, no, no, no, I didn't you know, diacons
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  Speaker 1: don't drink con of him. But anyway, he needed to
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  Speaker 1: go ahead. I'm sorry. He proceeded to go ahead and
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  Speaker 1: do the work. And so I was upstairs, you know
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  Speaker 1: because like I said, I must have changed my clothes
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  Speaker 1: and everything, and then all of a sudden, packings upstairs.
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  Speaker 1: I said, well, you finished being, you know, because I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna pay him to leave. You know, I pay him
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  Speaker 1: to leave, and the next thing I know, he goes
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  Speaker 1: for my neck. Yeah, I like keeping the kiss on
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  Speaker 1: your neck. Yeah, kiss on my neck. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: If he had done something else to my neck, it
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be deacon wouldn't be here. So I just so
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  Speaker 1: you know, I said, but what's going on? Deacon? I said,
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  Speaker 1: wasn't that wasn't the hone And he's built something to
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  Speaker 1: me that was shocking. He says, no, I understand, you've
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  Speaker 1: been selling them for five years now on He told
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  Speaker 1: us to the pastor, so what kind of church is
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  Speaker 1: going on now? Was confident. Yes, he proceeded to do
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  Speaker 1: something else, and then I was able to meet him,
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  Speaker 1: and the deacon was ready to leave. He felt, you
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  Speaker 1: need I'm not catching no cases. He was okay, he
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  Speaker 1: got up. Yes, he apologized. He probably understpped because I
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  Speaker 1: got in there where it belongs. Then, you know, he apologized.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta go. Oh my god, when we come back,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna close out the show. We'll be back. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the String show. All right here we are,
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day. It's been a good day.
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  Speaker 1: Just one more thing. Steve is back with his closing remarks.
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  Speaker 1: Please enlighten us, sir, what do you have for us today? Well, um,
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  Speaker 1: here's something I thought would be helpful to people because
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  Speaker 1: it has been really, really helpful to me. Um, I
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  Speaker 1: want you to know the difference between two things. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have your plan and you're gonna have your goals.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have your goals and you're gonna have your plan.
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  Speaker 1: Please do not confuse the two, because your plan and
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  Speaker 1: your goal is not the same thing, and you must
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  Speaker 1: keep them separate and apart in order to be successful.
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  Speaker 1: Out here, see, so many people lose sight of the
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  Speaker 1: goal because they're so focused on the plan and they
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: want everything to go as planned. They want to get
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  Speaker 1: all their ducks lined up in a row, and they
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  Speaker 1: want to just start knocking them down like a domino effect.
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  Speaker 1: And now they are and all of a sudden, there
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  Speaker 1: at the goal. That is not how life works. It's
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  Speaker 1: successful that easy, h I wish it was, but it's not.
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  Speaker 1: So What what do you mean by that, Steve, when
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  Speaker 1: you say keeping the goal separate from the plan. Let's
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  Speaker 1: say you're on the East coast, Let's say you're in
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  Speaker 1: the Carolinas or Wilmington's Beach somewhere and you want to
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  Speaker 1: go from there. Let's say you're in New York. Let's
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  Speaker 1: just make it where everybody knows. Let's say you're in
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: New York. You want to go to l A. But
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: your plan is to go down take nine south until
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  Speaker 1: you get to the twenty, and then you want to
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  Speaker 1: take twenty all the way over as far as you can.
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  Speaker 1: Then you want to drop down on the tin and
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  Speaker 1: then you wanna take that on in the l A.
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  Speaker 1: Ready break, that's the plan. But now remember the goal.
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  Speaker 1: The goal is just l A. Now what you have
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  Speaker 1: to be prepared for in life, just like trying to
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  Speaker 1: go somewhere, sometimes things are gonna happen. Sometimes there's bad weather,
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes there's a detool set up, a road block. Sometimes
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: just a natural catastrophe occurs. Just things happen in life
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Now, on your way from New York
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  Speaker 1: to l A. Let's say you run into weather, a
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  Speaker 1: catastrophe or data just close the section of a highway.
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  Speaker 1: What you go gonna do? See you you now have
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  Speaker 1: to make an adjustment in the plan. The goal is
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  Speaker 1: still l A. But now the adjustment has to be made.
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  Speaker 1: So now what do you say? So now the plan
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: has to change. So now you can't get on twenty
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  Speaker 1: no more and ride it all the way across. Now
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  Speaker 1: you might have to take nine south all the way
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  Speaker 1: down to the Tin. Then you might have to get
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: on the tin and go from Jacksonville all the way
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  Speaker 1: over to l A. It's gonna take you longer. But
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: the goal is l A. Too many people get hung
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  Speaker 1: up on the plan. When my plan is to go
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: to school. Now, then when I graduate, I'm gonna do this.
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  Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna go get a job at this. Then
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go work here. Then i'm gonna get this
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  Speaker 1: right here. Then I'm gonna go there. And as soon
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: as something happens along the way and the plan grow
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  Speaker 1: grow goes awry, they change the plan and the goal
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  Speaker 1: or well, I guess it wasn't meant to be. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I guess that wasn't the Lord's will. I don't listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. The goal and the plan are two different things.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to keep the two separated. I'll give you
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: another example. Let's say you want to become a millionaire,
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  Speaker 1: and you decided that the way you're gonna become a
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: millionaires in the music industry. Also, you set out, man,
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sell albums, Well, guess what. Selling albums is
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: a hard way to make a living now, because guess what,
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: y'all know how to steal music now. So these young
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: people have sabotaged their own selves. So now they're the
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: most tech savvy group they've ever had. So now they
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: didn't take their way to where they can't even become
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: the musical icons they want to be, because now all
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: their music gets stolen as soon as they put it out.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: But your goal, what's to become a millionaire? So maybe
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  Speaker 1: the plan has to be adjusted along the way. Your
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: plan and will constantly constantly change. Listen to me, your
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  Speaker 1: plan should flow like nature. I don't know if you've
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: ever looked at nature, but every aspect of nature I
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: look at, I very rarely see a straight line in nature.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: I very rarely see perfectly straight line that goes from
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: a long point away from one another. I've never seen
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: a very very long, perfectly straight line in nature. No
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: river is straight, no ocean is straight, no wave is straight,
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: no cloud is straight, no ripple in the water is straight.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: No blade of grass is straight, No bushes or straight,
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  Speaker 1: no trees or straight. No birds fly straight, No birds
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  Speaker 1: wings are straight. Nothing I see no animals legs are straight.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing I've ever seen in nature is straight. But yet
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: nature is the most beautiful thing out there because it
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  Speaker 1: has contools and movement to it. Your plan has to
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: have contools and movement to it, and sometimes you have
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: to adjust the plan. The goal can still be a million,
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: the goal can still be l a but be prepared
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: to make adjustments along the way. And just because you
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: make adjustment, those that have to change the goal, It
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: just changes the route to get to the goal. Those
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: are my clothing that should be helpful to somebody to go. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it helped me. Thank you. Yeah, you have a great weekend.
• 1:38:37
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