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Last time on no latency. Hi, I'm VV!
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I'm also a medical professional. Can you help me with my arm?
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Oh my gosh! Yes!
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Oh my gosh, yes, it was shoveled.
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A lot. Even makes you more sense.
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Did I hear that dr. Davis dead.
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Jeb got his and G crossed over. It's fine.
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So Philpott Building 16, the once, so I kind of know where
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this is. You live in the Pod where this
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creepy head is, he brings lots of people.
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When they never leave very weird.
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There's a hand, the bathtub. We gotta live in gun and we got
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some dead people. I fight.
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I think that having the door closed is probably our best
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option here and maybe, yes, I hate to say it, but barring a
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door, that slides is much more difficult.
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The video. Wasn't very good.
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I know, I know I just I'm a little nervous.
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I'm always kind of a little nervous but we last link that
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it's completely fine to be nervous when there's a giant
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Robo gun on the other side of that door.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Well professionals so well kinda no.
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I mean I don't know, I gotta consider myself a professional
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professional. What?
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I don't know, but app certainly fish, I mean you're pretty
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famous. That's true.
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I mean professional. Yeah I guess I really wouldn't
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have consider myself a racer. First I mean little leaks into
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this on a CV. I mean I know it's tough like
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murdering high up like racing obviously if this is going on a
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CV. I think that Vivi and I are the
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only Professionals in this room. This is actually true.
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Oh I'm sorry. Ben David Ellison and I also
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have qualifications I've seen your CB also seeing my students
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Boom, but I'm Tish. Oh shit, it's breaking down the
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door. Fuck.
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Yep. And then Del runs from the door
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as it dense. Again behind them dashing
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forwards and sliding behind table in the middle of the room.
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Here it comes. Okay, I'm ready, I think good
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because I think it's time to roll for initiative.
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Let's kill some robot. Ass.
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Sure. That's what you're doing.
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Oh, no, wait, hold on. We can kick some robot butts
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though, because it's a gun and guns, have butts brat.
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Yeah. The door, bursts open.
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And as it opens a cloaked figure and a large gun with arms steps,
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through the dust and debris, that settles Vandalia mom, get
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out of there because I'm feeling real grenade.
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Happy I'm actually behind this chair.
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I was moved for some reason. Oh good.
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Because here comes the grenade, was on my turn.
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Yeah, it's not until her Teddy Phoebe and I both rolled the
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same, but they get to go first. You go go?
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Okay. I am.
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I feel like I had something planned and I can't remember
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what it was. I think it was sooo, probably.
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I guess I'll just shoot like, but I thought I had something
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cooler plan, but I'll go ahead and shoot with my pistol.
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I'm pretty far away so we'll see how this does probably not great
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shoot with your good 1300. I'm gonna say no dog.
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But that ain't gonna cut it. Nah, that's not gonna cut it.
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Your first bullet blast past, both of them flies, into the
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back room and hits the back wall.
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You're all high enough that you didn't hit anything important
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like the computer. Still, that's good and it's
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sails past the Beast, the skull on the top of the Beast watches,
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the bullet and then clicks its head back at you in the eyes,
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Flash, and the anger and glows. Brighter, you have another shot
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I do and I rolled 1515. That's enough.
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Yay. 15 is enough as it turns back to look at you.
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The bullets. Sails towards them causing six
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damage and a piece of armor flies off and clanks onto the
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ground. I got it.
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At least once it doesn't look happy though.
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Oh, definitely not happy. Do you do anything with your
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bonus action? Slightly cover from will be one
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of these crates at least take some partial cover there.
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In the back corner there is no partial cover inside red.
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But fine it'll probably help you.
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Yeah anyway it's been Delta bundle is going to take out
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their very heavy pistol and shoot at the living gun, 22:22
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the bullet, hits hard, right? On the flank.
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And one of the panel's comes off and a bunch of wires.
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As Fray spark and the Beast looks like it's in pain it.
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Fires an errant bullet that hits.
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No one, but the ceiling and Wales as it takes. 16 damage,
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nice hair. Oh shit.
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Wow, yes I'm I've been doing this for a while, a lot of
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qualifications Jen it's on their CV, good shot.
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Well it Point get it. Ha ha.
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No one laughed at that. That's great.
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I have a bonus action. What should I do with that?
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Probably take over again. Okay, chilly move back.
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Yeah, yes, your do, you can come to me and they'll takes a few
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steps and gets behind the table. Now, in cover from both the gun
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Abomination and the Zealot standing next to it.
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There's a thud in the bathroom against the door and you see the
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door handle Shake, I'm right next to the bathroom, aren't I?
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Yep. But whatever's in their only
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role. Old it to so nothing happens.
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Good. Well, I always them, their
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electrons, you know, what's in there that I do.
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Well, it's your turn. You're going to use that
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information. Are you going to say?
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Fuck it. What we need when the thumb goes
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I'm like oh shit back then. The bathroom is a fucking hand.
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That was running around in the bathtub.
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Oh yeah. Over there.
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There's a hand in there. Okay.
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I think I can handle it and I remember that because it was in
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my time only about two minutes ago from a Bonus action.
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I'd like to inspect or investigate the gun Abomination.
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Okay. What does it look like?
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You're like, can I tell if it has any weaknesses that I like a
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trigger? It is homemade.
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The thing about this gun is it's crap put together and somehow is
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animated. It is ramshackle it does not
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have seals, it has lots and lots of holes.
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There's wiring in weird places and there are weapons where they
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shouldn't be. Like in the barrel are hanging
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to Ripper blades that it can move around.
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Can see this pretty plainly from just over the sofa that you're
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hiding behind. You can really tell.
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There's been a lot of love. Put into it.
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Yeah. Like someone's really trying to
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put their personality into this particular?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I'd like to hold my action until it attempts to make an attack.
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Okay. Or move worried.
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But fine. Iona, it's your turn.
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Well, I am going to shoot my very lucky pistol at the
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Abomination. Don't go very lucky pistol.
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So you just said, the one that's supposed to always hit, but I
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don't know if it did 14, you miss and when you miss, then
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they'll turns to you with their look of absolute shock.
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You missed. This is the scariest thing.
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I think I've ever seen. I might be shaking.
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Iona, you might be time to get you a new gun.
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This is my lucky gun. I always had with this gun.
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We could just missed. Do you have two shots with it?
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No. It's got a rate of fire of 10.
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It's have your pistol. All right, everyone start
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panicking. Oh no, it's okay.
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We'll make it better. Can I use my bonus action to
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throw my gun gun there, but it's not Lucky anymore.
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Yeah, but it still has that ability of the zoellick picks it
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up. He could shoot you.
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Do they just say it's been Del just do we think that this
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Zealot is Keen on picking up random guns?
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Thrown it in the zelan straight on picking up random shit and
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building weird things. I mean does look like Samwise
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gamgee. Okay, instead, I'm going to use
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my photo section to throw behind you.
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Anyways, opened a way. I'm going to use my bonus action
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to saw. I was going to I was going to
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open it up. You just gonna deconstruct again
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frustration shouldn't take too long.
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Well just to like put it back together and it should but I'll
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bet it's actually put it back together next time.
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Oh fine. Yeah sure.
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Okay let's see I'm going to roll handgun.
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Oh wow. You rolled 21 on handgun.
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And frankly, van Del's face lights up as they stare at you.
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Instead of closing your eyes, can't help, but see this look of
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absolute shock as your hands below.
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You were out of your sight. The gun comes apart.
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It comes back together. And for the rest of this
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episode, you get plus one thing. Oh nice.
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No, it's my lucky card again. Fix the unlock the door to what
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would be the bedroom bursts open and out of it comes to foot
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right? Behind been dealt.
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It tries to kick then Del in the back.
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Ben, don't know. Thank you.
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Belle. Has to beat a nine occasion.
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Come on window. Yes. 17 been Del as they turn
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around, grabs the foot and throws it back into the room.
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The shoe hits, the medical table and takes to be successful.
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It has got quite the arm and they'll also be present at the
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table is very sharp and big. So there is no, so good that
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they do. Ooh damage to people when it's
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the other person's turn and initiative and it takes 8 damage
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and you see sparks flying distance.
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I did what instincts weird. Oh shit that was awesome.
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Thank you thumbs dose. Hell yeah.
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Oh well I just thought of something time.
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How y'all think about that? What do y'all think about this?
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Individual. Are we thinking that this is
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like a take out the hooded Gap hot?
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Yeah, we're talking about you one second.
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We'll get back to you. Yeah.
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So are we thinking that maybe if we take out the hood, get that
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the contraption is gonna like, you know, shut itself on clear.
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All right. So maybe I should just throw a
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grenade in between them, two of them.
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Yes. Charl, right?
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Oh, no, yeah. Shit, let's not jump.
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Throw in your behind a sofa grenade lands, right?
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At your feet and retro. You are lucky enough that you
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held your action earlier because you are definitely allowed to
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use that to leave. Right?
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The fuck. Now, my gosh, why did you
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grenade only, why is your grenade set?
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To only do one D6. Damage, what is it for?
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Six, I think it's six. It's yes.
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Oh, that does so much damage that's in the rules.
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Frag grenades to do. That's 66 damage.
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There we go. 19th damage. So so Jeff like takes the
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grenade out of his hand and pulls the pin of pulls it a
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little too hard. And so it slips out of his hand,
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which is a very, very sweaty and this point because of all the
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crazy shit that's happening. Our shit and jumps over.
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The sofa does a cool like summer, somersault tumble
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dealio, but then like fails. Both over to the first cushion
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tumbles down to the second Falls Pro and onto the ground rolls of
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few feet. And just comes face-to-face, is
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lift his head up from his chin up from the ground just to see
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this massive metallic giant gun that does have some sort of
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skull attached to the top of it and the eyes Flash and you feel
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it. Growl the ground rumbles through
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the ground and you're very skeleton shit shit shit, shit
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shit and then the grenade goes off.
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And it hits that sofa with 19 damage, both retro and Jeb.
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Now have to roll evasion because there's a sofa flight.
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My hands are slippery. My hand was slippery.
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I got too much soap, and I didn't know what I was thinking
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into. First of all, visions of the
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fighting retro, you're able to keep complaining.
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Meaning to him. As you evade you get on top of
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the table, behind the sofa, crashes across the room and hit
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both the Zealot and the gun. They were paying attention to
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Retro complaining and the sofa hits them for to D6 damage. 5 &
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4 respectively. And now the sofas covering over
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the top of them. Now, the sofa is crushed them
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against the wall. Well yeah, that actually worked
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out. Well, I would like to use the
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rest of my action because I use my movement to get out of the
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way, right? And instead of my plan or what I
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was thinking about doing beforehand, I will now use the
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last knife. Grenade that I still have nice
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to throw it. Potentially inside the barrel of
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the monster gun. Sure, 21.
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Getting it inside the barrel, I'd say is like a pretty
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difficult task and I'd say that that would qualify to be
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incredible, which you do not do, but it does hit this
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Abomination, and it explodes causing 23 damage which puts it
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under half Health at then it says ouch foreign object, one of
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the legs of the sofa breaks through one of the seals, as the
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explosion happens. And now there's a piece of sofa
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attached. Just to the Beast and it's going
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to be a lot harder for it to move as it has to drag this
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broken piece of sofa around on it.
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That is also mildly on fire. That is now happening.
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The Zealot takes 23 damage and loses an arm and it falls to the
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ground. That is extremely unsettling,
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sir. Please do not do that.
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The gun is it spotted? The gun is not able to move but
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it is pointing towards you retro jab.
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And then Del EV IO, NE all of us, all of you and it's spools
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up. Its rheinmetall EMG, 86 railgun.
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You hear this from 250 to 200 and it fires.
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Let's roll a D6. Why is it red and Rose at 12?
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And fucking misses the bullets. Sail past you in a nice little
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cylinder. A little sparkling gunfire and
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it sings past the left side of your head.
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He brought the 12. Absolutely not you look
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incredibly cool. As rare fire of one.
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So he's unable to do anything else.
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It does its best to try and grapple you with a grapple
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Ripper roles in 11 role evasion. 16 the grapple rippers sticking
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to the table, release and cinch back into the gun, and it Roars
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in pain. So, if buyers the railgun board
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at me, I drop down on my butt sailing right over my head, as
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Is that happens. Grippers come out suit towards
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me. I split my legs just in time
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clock right in front as I inch my butt back quickly and it's
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all very cool about that I like and it's just well it climbs
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over the Abomination. With one arm pulls out his gun.
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He cannot move his heavy pistol is underneath his right side.
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So his left arm, there's a little compartment.
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And a gun pops out a little Armature comes out.
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It slips it into his hand ready to fire.
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Give your soul and he Fires at Jeb hitting jab with an 18, but
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only doing six damage. So it like, you know, just
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upload your armor or takes that off your feet.
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You have one active Shield. I don't think I'm the only one
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don't have drama takes one damage.
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He shoots you again, hitting you again for for damage, which
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again, is not enough, but you feel parts of your armor rip and
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I imagine it frustrates. If it does it hurts, I'm still
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taking a good friend. Let's not.
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All right, so the bathroom seems okay for now correct right?
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Okay I will ignore that for now I am going to try to shoot at
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the Zealot. Nice.
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All right with my pistol you miss this is rolled out crit
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fell nine. So give me this is not my lucky
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day. Maybe mr.
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Le good bargain. Oh Dario 16 nice.
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Yes. Is that hits they take six
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damage and you see blood poor from their collarbone and start
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to make the dark robes? They're wearing even darker
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stain. Expand.
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Thank you so much because almost gone.
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It's my turn. I think.
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Did you have anything else that is all for me?
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Okay. Thumbs up.
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And I'll shoots with a gun. Excellent 18.
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Yes. Hitting with 17 damage.
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Did they shoot this? Bellator the gun, the gun right
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hitting 417 damage hits. One of the eyes the bullet comes
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out the other side actually. Grazes the Zealot causing one
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damage and the whole thing falls to the ground shakes and the
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zealots starts to cry over the body, no party.
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Or do you consider that a hung good job in my right and I
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thought and I thought I have to read Errol.
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I will high five, you back. Does Ella is trapped, you here.
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The bathroom door Shake again as the hand tries to get out and
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they didn't roll enough to get out so they can you continue to
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hear like Rumblings? Yeah, yeah it's held my ass.
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Now listen here robed individual.
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Give you a, are you listening? I might leave it jump.
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No, I want to, I want to interrogate this.
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This welcome back is over. You have trapped this person,
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they've got a gun but they're pretty, they're pretty.
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Away so is the foot also finished.
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It just felt it. Stuck in the machine.
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It's kicking wild. It's a hilarious.
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We look back at it and we laugh as a group, stupid foot.
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All right, listen, I walk over to the rope guy and I take out
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my gonna duels spinning twirly, cowboy thing, you know, Revolver
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Ocelot style too. Over also, from Metal Gear, who,
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from Metal? Gear Revolt rollover ocelot is
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dope. Okay, listen, are all right.
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I don't know what your deal is with this.
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This big hunk of junk. Are you were you at all
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responsible for The Reincarnation of the said, limps
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body parts? I gave it.
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The child did not. Cry rat.
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No, not this child, but we're you reanimating.
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Other bodies around the town. The city became a vassal of bi
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reanimate. Do nothing.
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Yes. Send it to you.
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So, who you know, what? And I look back at the group,
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you know what? Actually, you know, I think you
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may have convinced me. I'm thinking I'd love to join
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you and me. So sorry about it's on the
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table. Near the computer in the room.
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You can't talk about No, no, they so it's, you know, zip that
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up throwing away the key. No problem, not talking about no
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siree. Now, walk in and go grab the
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fire. Even this fire here now who will
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talk to you to get you know initiating produced this awesome
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little cult or Club thing. You gotta go?
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Yeah. I'll give I'll give my soul to
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the church 13 child. You know the child is Is this a
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child? I thought, I thought this I
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thought this and he coughs up blood.
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Are you that? Did any of us?
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Get did any of you guys get here in the medical?
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Get hurt me, I did. Oh, the next 10 minutes.
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Oh, don't worry, you're a doctor.
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Do we want to help this very unwell cult person?
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Oh he's on. Well both.
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Yeah. You know, physically.
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And but at least we can help them is your boss so I can judge
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wait to join. Us.
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So I never caught your name. Nameless me, figure and the
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follow-up. I have no need of name.
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I will give my soul when I passed Hashmi, not unbelief.
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Chad, I don't think this person is going to be much.
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This, this is gonna be my, but how would look down to the
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bottom of this? I sure do.
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And, you know, the church is just outside the city.
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You got blood all over this flyer.
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Sorry. My finger must have slipped.
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Yeah. I had at least wanted to do it
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when we're going to do it. Well let's take a look at this
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flyer here. What's this?
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A is it got an address on this thing?
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No, doesn't look like it. What is it?
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Didn't they say something before?
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They died. Well, known about and a church
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outside. Yeah, at side, there was
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something that meant but then the bullet hits.
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Yeah. It was the last thing you ever
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said, what was the church called again?
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Hey, Church of Teen. Well I'd say more like church of
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12 now. I'm all right three there's like
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maybe that's their symbol at the top there.
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It's like a see a line and a 3 that that must be their symbol.
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Yeah, everyone Nazis got some sort of we should just keep an
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eye out for it if we see it anywhere then, you know, Cole to
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me might be nearby if it's if it's near night City.
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All of us have lived here a while.
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Yeah. Does anyone want to like think
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harder I can see if I can recall that if there's any okay,
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everyone think real hard. I'm looking for, you know what
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you're looking for. What Jay, please, welcome
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expert. But but I got an idea and I take
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out my tile and I go. Hey, Sloan baby, you'll are.
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There you are. Hey, listen.
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Shit, got real crazy down here. We just like terminated a
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Terminator type style, big gun metal thing, and there seems to
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be some sort of Church of the 13, some crazy cold thing, I'm
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hungry. Yeah.
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Yeah, they said that the last thing last thing they said
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before they died was their church outside of the city,
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whatever you do a little look-see moon for me, don't go
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too far. Don't go too far.
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I don't want you getting And then you see Sloan just through
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the viewfinder just fly like they kind of get what you mean
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and they fly just outside the city walls and they're just
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outside the city walls near the junkyard where you've been
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before. Is a big Warehouse with a see a
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line and a 3 on top. But that's it, that's it.
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I still don't get too close. All right, I don't want you
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getting shot down or nothing. Look my 16.
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And deductions says, you're probably right.
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We'll take a look. You guys want to see here?
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It's on, it's on my town. Come huddle around, you know,
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leper watching the YouTube video and you see this Warehouse out
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on a dirt road. Just outside the city walls.
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podcasting app. So we're going to stand out.
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Aren't we the minute we get there?
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We probably should have taken some robes.
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Yeah, I just thought about that. We should we should write calm
27:08
this. What we are talking about that
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right now. Why doesn't she have just use
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his Auntie's? I think you forgot how to turn
27:22
it on. You're right.
27:31
Maybe we can stop somewhere. Is there like a like a ropes
27:36
are? Uh, Sir something like
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somewhere, we can go cultists local store.
27:45
I'm sure they'll be something outside and as you get close to
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this building in front of you, it's a big gray boring Warehouse
27:54
as a whole, right outside of the building with a glowing sea and
27:58
a 3 as a hologram and it's glitching around it in every
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now. And again, swear you can see the
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engram Flash. For like half a second and there
28:08
are a bunch of crates and boxes outside and a bus with c-line
28:13
three painted on the side of it. That's been parked haphazardly
28:17
in front of the building. The trunk is open.
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That's ominous 9. If anything happens to this
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back, you let me know immediately, you know my number.
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Yes yes yes yes. Yeah, good stuff call it.
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Anything happens is back coming, brat out.
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Okay. I swear to God, if you call, if
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you cry wolf. No horn, thank you, that's the
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one. All right.
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It's fine. If you hide the bike around the
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corner at that as the building and as you what parts, the bus,
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everybody's standing at the back of it here, the front, I'll look
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in the trunk. All right, retro as you lean in,
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there are a bunch of robes and some discarded cables and scrap.
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Okay, well sure, I'll take this crap about 15.
29:23
It's all mine pieces. Leave the robes that we very
29:25
specifically asked for leave that behind, what did find some
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robes? What I mean, You know, that has
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its own potential for being problems.
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I mean, we could think of another way of getting in oh
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well hold on hold on they did there is literally a fire,
29:41
right? So so they're like expecting
29:43
guests, who would not have rope so we could just walk in and be
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like, hey, we're here for the meeting.
29:51
We heard your, you know, we heard this cult things, pretty
29:54
cool. We're just wondering how we can
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just talk like that, Zealot and just talk about the child and
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The 13 or whatever. We just I think we can I think
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we could do it. I'm the child.
30:08
Wait I've got an idea. I think we're going to need some
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sort of Plan B if all hell breaks loose because in my
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experience shit tends to hit the fan around halfway through plan,
30:23
a so that's usually a good time to switch over to plan B.
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You taking notes they're busy. Yes.
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Yes, the board. So plan a usually works for you
30:32
know it 25 to 50% and then it usually breaks down and then we
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got to move to plan B. So I think we should have plan b
30:42
or we have maybe two of us that aren't.
30:45
So great at the whole talking thing, retro and uvv.
30:52
Will go up top on total. Scale the building, get up on
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top and try to find some way into the building.
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Mm, and then us that are real good at talking Iona that you
31:04
got me into this out. But how we gonna get on the
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roof? And this is typically why I plan
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a well I apart. Now there you go.
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This is very I like this idea was good.
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Yeah, I mean, you know, the pincer approach works but I mean
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we can all just be like yeah, that was it.
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The Child the child, the infant, the child, the child, I mean, of
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worst of anything jab, maybe one of us, just hide inside one of
31:37
these crates and crawls around. And underneath that exclamation,
31:42
Jeb gets excited at the sight of anything.
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Stealth, so Jeb you wait outside and we'll go in and pretend to
31:49
be people Cleburne see, I'm just hoping that, you know, if they
31:54
if they ever, you know, find out about us or something, it'd be
31:58
nice to have a have some A sort of surprise element, so that all
32:03
of our eggs aren't in one metaphor.
32:04
I get it. Yes, it's not Easter television,
32:06
but I understand the metaphor. So, all of our candy in one
32:09
metaphorical pillow cakes, and we go, that's much better.
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There it is. Hi everyone.
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Should we go in? Yeah, the child right?
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Up a child into a box. Located.
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In this open. Do you feel this very clean
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looking for Do you? And it's a little ratty here and
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there, there's a bit of graffiti in the corner, but it smells
32:36
like bleach in here. It's immediately obvious and
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very faintly on the ground, there's some text, and if you
32:42
look more carefully, you might be able to work it out and
32:44
there's a door to the east, a daughter, North, and a door to
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the South. Well, that's symbol looks very
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familiar. Yeah.
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Like the one outside also, Bend in the rain.
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Being in a box Deb. You can't move in the Box.
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This isn't Metal Gear. It doesn't actually work in the
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real world. Do you know what?
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It tem ruin of cool. How dare you not with us?
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That's here. I mean if he wants to walk
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around in a book, do you do anything else?
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I will check the door to my immediate, right?
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Okay, it's open. I walk on in.
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Okay, it's confident as if I was walking into a workshop.
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Okay? You walk into this room there in
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front of you standing. Proud is someone dressed in
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robes, you recognize, welcome. Are you here for the child?
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Yes, yes. I'm here for the I've heard all
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about the child but I need to know more about the child.
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So what is the child? I came here to give your soul.
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You have so many parts. Yeah, I am here to give to
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donate my parts to the child to the child.
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Give your soul. Leave her.
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Yes, I am a believer. That's right.
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Do you have a look behind you? As they see Mendel and I owner
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and Vivi and their previous room be part of the great one, the
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child, the 13th, the soulless, we must give of our soul so it
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may live. Yeah.
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Hey can you uh can you explain why?
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It's the 13th that wasn't brought for?
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Like I like I want to know if the child.
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It wasn't a foot. It is the child.
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Hmm, let's see. I can tell Well, the see it
34:51
goes, all the co was here at the start, he found the child in the
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junkyard beyond the place of birth.
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Okay why is it the 13th though? I need this for my CEO knows we
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are but followers and meet for the great one.
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The child must live while Richards having this
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conversation review. This walks in.
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Yes, the child the CRS take us to the Seer.
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Come come with us. Group.
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I see you have a pet box. That's cool.
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Yes I do. It makes noises that's so great.
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There are Parts in it for the yes, a child.
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But the truth. Jeb roll something to remain
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concealed while pretending to be a robot box 1905.
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I just whisper, I just I just whispered to to Retro, pick me
35:45
up a true. Okay, Carry Me.
35:50
You Picked the Wrong. Wrong person for that.
35:52
But all right. All right.
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Oh, wow, yeah, retro you pick you pick up jebin.
35:59
It turns out you're way stronger than you, think you are.
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Are you rolled a? Yeah, I got you rolled at 19 and
36:07
Jeb's, a little lighter than you expected as a lot of leather.
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But it's not very heavy. Have you been?
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I think Jabs, like a spindly skinny motherfucker.
36:15
Yeah. Yeah.
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I totally feel like, Jeff might be like a hundred.
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Do you know? Yeah, so you pick up this box
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has actually way lighter than you expected.
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The Box itself was made out of like a light polycarbonate, so
36:28
it's light in itself and you pick up jab and he starts to
36:31
move around. It's like trying to Wrangle a
36:33
cat in a box. It's a bit tough mom.
36:35
Looking for some reason though as you're doing this as you're
36:38
holding this box you kind of remember for some reason but a
36:42
cat in a box is really important and then you shake off the
36:44
memory. That was weird.
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All ready, I'll just shake it a bit like a lot of spare parts
36:50
and There. Are you ready to meet the seek?
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Yeah, he has that we're here to give our souls to the child.
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Yes. And to find the Seer.
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Yes. Yes he is only one who's like
37:11
the most enthusiastic about like trying to really play into it.
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You open the door actually getting worse.
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And you step inside and in this room is huge, huge room, there's
37:29
this a bunch of boxes, there's a pile of dead bodies and there's
37:32
a hand crawling all over it. You can see that one over there.
37:38
Spider monsters is in here. Walking around a huge altar in
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Northeast part of the room coming around.
37:45
The corner is one of the gun monsters that you just fought
37:49
and a shadow. And has a let stands there in
37:54
front of you. Hello children.
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Welcome, are you here to give yourselves your soul to the
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13th? The child, the child of Domina?
38:08
What, what was that? Yeah, the child of domino child,
38:14
tamino. That's I've never heard that
38:17
before the child of domino 13th. Bending machine.
38:23
Come children, be devoured and he looks over and a spotlight
38:28
hits the altar like this has happened.
38:30
Before. In you noticed, the ground is
38:31
covered in spatters of blood and viscera on on the ground
38:35
scribbled in permanent Market is give your soul.
38:39
And there before you is a huge vending machine with six arms.
38:45
Two of which have different things attached to than one, has
38:48
a gun. One has pincers on it, it jumps
38:51
towards you and screams. You got what do you say?
39:00
We throw that box at the closest Zealot directly at their head.
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Wait, Jeff get ready. Jeb Iona is going to step back
39:16
into this room behind a couch and Call stranger.
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Okay, the phone rings and stranger picks up.
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All right. Why didn't you tell us?
39:29
There was a 13th vending machine currently and they say that they
39:38
have a 13th vending machine. That is the child of domino and
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I don't know how to shut it down and it's very scary.
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You can't tell me how to shut it down.
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Fort great and I hang up. Stranger says bullets go.
40:24
So let's go when the child of domino, jumped out and screamed
40:28
at us. I chucked the box with Jeb
40:30
directly at the first Zelo, because I got freaked out by
40:36
excellent. So that's Ella gets thrown.
40:39
We have checked against some boxes and Jabbar, you fall on
40:43
top of this guy, what do you do? I just like that.
40:47
It opens up in Jets. Rolls out and different screens
40:53
scrambles and grabs both the guns and then just looks around
40:57
and go. Always shit.
41:00
Are we assume these guys are? What's the plan machines trying
41:03
to eat us bullets and and a stranger says iPod to might I'll
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go now. Oh my God.
41:13
Is that vending machine? Have a vowel, Jesus.
41:19
All right. I've got an idea.
41:22
Oh my gosh and Jeb gets up and like wrestles The initiate front
41:28
of him, tries to throw the robed figure into the mouth gaping
41:33
mom, the the gaping ball of the feet, 19.
41:42
Yes, you throw the Zealot towards the vending machine
41:45
trips on the ground Falls over at the piece of Flesh.
41:48
Looks up at the vending. A machine as the mouth shop.
41:55
Throws himself into the mouth and gets chewed up blood first
41:59
everywhere, as its body gets torn in half a leg falls down,
42:03
it does not I spanked lycians glow from around.
42:08
The body is pulled through and sucked into the vending machine
42:12
and the anger among that floats in front of its face shimmers
42:17
and intensifies and returns back to its regular.
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Oh my Wow! I shoot my lucky gun.
42:27
She 1717 correct. 17 the vending machine.
42:34
You hit the vending machine for 14 damage.
42:36
It takes it heartily and you crack the screen and a huge
42:40
crack. There's across this red screen
42:42
with the words error flashing, and it starts to crackle and let
42:47
off steam. Its limbs move disconcertingly
42:51
towards the seeker and the Seeker opens up His arm, he
43:00
falls backwards, and this machine also gets this sell out
43:04
in front of you. As visceral gets blasted across
43:08
the ground. I own a roll of plastic, I don't
43:11
wanna get hit by this Blood. I am both curious and concerned
43:17
about how this whole cult thing started.
43:20
I mean, did you guys just come across this done?
43:28
Two bodies as payment and has yet to dispense any kind of
43:31
materials. Iona, you take a, you take a
43:34
sidestep. Then Del steps in front of you
43:36
and gets a little bit of blood on them, but most of it hits
43:39
Retro Retro. Your left side is covered in
43:41
blood and pus Arena. Well, that's just fucking great.
43:44
And in this Stillness of battle, the creature reels back and
43:48
squeeze this note, this song, this sound and all of you have
43:53
to be 18. Dean and resist torture dress.
43:57
He said, you guys all have to be a team.
44:01
I mean, my god, wow, none of you.
44:10
None of you can view except try me.
44:12
Try me, except try me. I got a finger of one of the
44:18
Zealot stuck in my mouth. I will caveat.
44:21
This weapon says, if anyone has built-in ear protection It does
44:27
not affect you that is so I owner you hear the scream and it
44:35
makes you angry. It does not freeze you and you
44:38
watch everyone else except retro, he's quite distracted by
44:42
the blood on his body just freeze in place, but bundle.
44:51
Okay, and then Del drops. And unlike released Grenade on
44:57
the ground, in it rolls towards your feet.
45:03
I only did you say that an Indian people take this thing
45:05
out? Yes.
45:06
Is this? I point to the grenade.
45:08
Is this an EMP? Yes, that is me.
45:14
The vending machine is like crashing towards these Frozen
45:16
people. I pick it up and I throw it into
45:20
the mouth of the vending machine.
45:22
I jumped through doors to get as far as I can from that fucking
45:25
thing. Yeah, retro you have to jump
45:28
over this moment because you have a TV for a head.
45:31
I only use for August EMP, grenade into the room.
45:35
The vending machine opens its mouth to try and scream again.
45:38
It takes four steps backwards. It's, and it's right between
45:41
these two other beasts. The EMP grenade goes off.
45:44
And the room fills with light and are all the electricity in
45:49
the corner that's plugged into computers, prize.
45:51
It Fizzles, there's a huge bang and all three of them explode.
45:56
As it turns out the vending machine dies, soda water, and
46:02
they crashed to the ground to return to their inanimate State,
46:06
and you are left in this vial dark.
46:09
Bloody room with apparently, the now dead child of domino on the
46:13
ground. I think I peed a little it looks
46:17
like he peed a lot. Yes, there's a staying with
46:19
step. I will have to change your
46:21
clothes. And that's all I'm leather, man.
46:23
That doesn't really care. Got some back there chaps.
46:27
All right. It'll be fine.
46:28
I really must chop your ass. If you ruined them all day.
46:31
It does. It does.
46:34
We killed the thing? Nice work.
46:36
Iona. Yeah, Power It's just.
46:40
Thank you for, dropping the grenade, and thanks for not
46:43
killing me. Yeah, that's right.
46:46
I could have been bad, you're right.
46:50
Yeah, well I'm just laying there and then they'll points to their
46:55
right cheek and just gives you a Grimace.
46:58
Hmm. Right.
47:00
Right, right there in your face, I reach into my bag and I pull
47:07
out my hand mirror. So I have blood on my face and
47:13
I'm gonna grab I go and I stopped tonight and I close it,
47:17
I go, it's probably best you don't look at it and I take I
47:21
take a part of my, I take a handkerchief out of my jacket
47:26
and I and I'm going to sanitize my face.
47:33
Okay, well so its mission I'm going to sanitize my hands and
47:39
then rub it on my face. Like, I'm washing my face.
47:41
Where is my Santa sighs? Oh no, oh no, it is a Halloween
47:49
nightmare. Iona, you go to release some
47:53
sanitizer and you have left. Oh no.
47:57
Oh dear. They're just like just like
48:03
Poof's are coming out of both of both sides of Of my sanitizer.
48:14
Fidel Fidel. Yes, oh yes.
48:20
And I just keep squeezing it towards them until it's not
48:24
enough. I'm sorry.
48:28
This hasn't been a very happy Halloween.
48:32
Really takes a picture Next time on no latency.
48:52
All right, get this tank. So it was definitely eating
48:55
people. Hey, this is your grandbaby,
48:57
man. You better have some respect.
48:58
Nice to meet you, stranger. Yeah, let's go talk to Domino.
49:02
Yeah, but before we do doctor Domino, I, it's a little
49:05
complicated. Someone want to, you know, get
49:07
VV up to speed your kind words. And thoughts.
49:10
I appreciate them. Okay, we don't talk about that
49:13
anymore. I think they worshipped this
49:16
thing was Is that the name of your child?
49:20
Yeah, you know it just makes me worried about next Halloween
49:23
because I never know what any of these things are.
49:24
Actually Four glared Jones does the name Claire Jones ring a
49:29
bell to anybody. You are the only thing I
49:31
remember help, this might be the last time that I hear his voice.
49:35
Hello. My name is Sana and if you are
49:39
watching this, it means I am dead.
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