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  Last time on no latency. Feel just a little bit better.
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  Do you want to take a vacation? Make some pina coladas.
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  A pina colada would be so nice. No, the skeleton.
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  We need the the skeleton. For Domino, yes.
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  Oh yeah. We have to run the cads anyway,
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  so. We got to go to the Cads office.
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  We get the relic chip. Sorry, Abbott.
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  All right. And then we go down, we run the
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  Cads, and then we leave. Oh.
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  Grip it and rip it, my guy. Yeah, we're going down, down.
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  May we have your relic chip? Please, I think it'll fit in the
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  case. At this point, they're already
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  dead. Oh, don't go in there, OK, Green
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  one, that means you start and I end.
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  I'm the beginning and we're at the end of all things.
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  You got it. Y'all hear that?
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  Oh, no. Oh.
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  My God. Yuck.
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  I'm going to try something real quick.
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  I know. Iona, you told me not to do
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  this. You're about to cause a lot of
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  anguish, but let's go. Oh gosh, these four people.
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  OK, well, they're really helping a good 'cause.
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  I'm going to, I'm going to shoot.
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  Phoebe rocks both of her hands on the firing mechanism and with
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  a sorry push pulls the trigger roll.
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  Whatever the hell. Yeah, I'm looking.
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  Around high there is a decent DV for this fight.
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  Yeah, I'm just trying to think what I can roll here.
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  Medical tech. When in doubt, medical tech.
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  If you think about it, it's like a scalpel.
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  I mean, you had you had to use laser scalpels, right?
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  It's true. It's true.
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  It's. A big laser scalpels.
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  It's a great argument. 21 Holy shit.
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  So you're sitting there VV and I need you to roll me two D6.
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  Oh no, that is not the damage. It's the mental damage I'm going
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  to take for. And as you're finding this
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  laser, you watch that percentage go down by 11%.
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  Oh my gosh, we. We need.
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  That so by by not trying to meter your power at all.
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  A regular shot is 2D6. It does a lot of damage.
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  That's 5D6 damage, which is a lot of damage.
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  That's a lot of damage. 22 damage.
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  You watch it rip through the bodies of these creatures in a
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  huge round ball of fire which dissipates and flashes through
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  the air as they collapse to the floor and die.
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  Although code that that'll be good.
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  Holy shit, that's a big laser. Yeah, it works.
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  How much battery have we got left?
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  80. One percent 9090 -, 11 is. 87.
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  87, we're at 87%. OK, as we move to Vendel's turn.
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  Iona, what do I do? I suppose shoot them.
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  I suppose shoot them. OK.
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  The ones on the left or the right?
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  The ones below Jeb. OK.
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  And Vendel moves to the side. And what What do they do to
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  these creatures? Bang Bang Bang Bang. 17.
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  Oh shit, I should have moved closer.
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  They needed to roll A20 and they they very much missed their
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  first shot. Fuck.
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  Oh shit. Do we have a grenade or
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  anything? There's four of them.
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  We moved you a little bit closer, Vendo.
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  I have a laser. I have I have laser.
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  I might just start shooting. And let me check my inventory.
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  Nope. Fuck.
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  I swear I stole one from Jeb and we went down.
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  Fuck. Oh well, if you if you did, you
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  didn't write it down, Vendale. I don't write, OK, Let me let me
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  shoot again. Bang, bang.
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  Like Jeb says, bang. Bang Bang.
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  Wait. Wait bang?
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  Hey, Jeb, are you wearing that Christmas gift I got you?
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  Oh. Shit, it broke.
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  Fuck. And Vendale now has to spend the
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  rest of their movement fixing their gun that just jammed
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  Mother. Fucking piece of shit.
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  This is what you get for buying corpo piece of shit.
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  Yeah. Were you wearing that jacket
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  that I made you for Christmas? Yeah, the, the, the, the, the
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  Nass one, the one with the, the. One that's got the popped up
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  collar and the studs on the sides that are grenades.
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  Wait a minute. There's studs on the sides of
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  grenades. Yeah.
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  The sea creatures move more into the space.
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  Their wet footsteps and their whipped tongues flash and spit
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  water across the road, and it's Iona's turn.
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  I've. Got a heart?
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  I would like to use my bureaucracy skills to instruct
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  Jeb to do the next step of the fabrication.
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  Oh, nice. By doing so, you free up his
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  turn for combat. Great to.
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  Tell you roll for bureaucracy. You rolled 22 in the midst of
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  the fight. There's a a little noise you
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  hear of a conveyor belt moving, and you spy the pieces coming
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  out of Retro's machine and spilling into the next one in
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  front of Jeb. Jeb is not paying attention.
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  Jeb, how many have you seen these things?
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  Jeb, turn your key now. What now?
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  Now turn. And there's a very satisfying
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  click Jeb. It feels like a really good gun
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  machine starts, starts to set the area for the welds and put
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  all the pieces in the right place and do some wiring and you
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  watch it do the robot arm stuff behind the glass in front of
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  you. And it's really cool.
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  Wow. That's really cool.
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  This is a gift from my owner who gave you their turn in order to
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  move the fabrication forward. Instead of using your turn to do
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  this, you now can fight. Great, because these things
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  look, that's scary. So I'm gonna start popping the
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  mouse. They're.
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  They're closer to me, Jeff. Please save my butt.
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  Oh no. I I mean considering that the
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  the the angle of the gun just has to turn about.
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  Oh I don't know what you said that 45° down to get these other
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  ones I'm going to go to the as far as I can, which I believe is
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  probably about there and take a few shots.
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  Listen, it's kind. They're kind of far away Van
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  Dale. But I'm going to do my best by
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  my. Wait, no, no, no.
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  I'd like to point out that you just had a whole conversation
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  about how there are grenades attached to your jacket.
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  That's right. No, you forgot.
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  Wait. Wait.
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  No, because I haven't. I have an idea that this is
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  going to be silly. OK.
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  So these things are grenades on my jacket.
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  OK, all right. And Jeb takes off his jacket and
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  throws the jacket towards them and then shoots.
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  Tries to. Shoot the grenades that are
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  embedded in the jackets. Oh my God.
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  So jab in the most Batman way ever.
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  Take your jacket off and you frisbee it forwards towards
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  these beasts that are pouring out of the water near Bendel.
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  And as it's about to land between them, you shoot it mid
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  air with a 27, causing just your jacket 8 damage, which is enough
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  to set off one of those great grenades and set off a chain
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  reaction to basically vaporize all four of the beasts coming
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  out of that particular area of lavo.
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  Holy. Shit.
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  And then, though, instinctively takes a step back.
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  Fuck. Oh my.
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  Can you imagine if I got shot back there?
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  Could have blown up. Good thing I can dodge those
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  bullets like they ain't no that. That was my Christmas gift.
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  I know, and it came in a hell of a handy.
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  Retro, it is now your turn and you're now at like, you know.
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  Are you in the other room? Yeah, I haven't left when I was
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  on the machine. I'm just watching this all the
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  window. Like, what the fuck's going on
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  out here? What the fuck's that?
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  It's your turn. You're watching everyone fight
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  for their lives. 123 open door 456 I'm not even at the other
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  door. Yeah, you can see through the
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  door though you could run for double your movement.
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  Good. All right.
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  I'm gonna. I'm gonna run.
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  I'm coming, Bobby. I'm coming, Bobby.
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  What? The fuck is all this
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  underground? And why are they glowing?
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  What? The hell are these things?
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  They're radioactive, Do not touch them.
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  Don't gotta tell me twice. Just like you know, people
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  destroy your handmade items you make for them for the Christmas
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  gifts. Says Retro, as more beasts
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  appear to the east. More.
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  More Holy shit, they just keep. Going thing, The only person who
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  can see them right now is iota. Shit More just appeared from the
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  east. They're coming from the east, my
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  Lord. What should we do?
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  DD. Well, it's it's time to move to
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  the east. You can't see the ones to the
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  east where you where you are. Yeah, I guess I can't you.
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  Should probably shoot the ones directly South of you.
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  Yes, I think I will. With the big laser that you're
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  straddling, this fight's actually kind of fun.
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  I hope you'll make it out alive. But is the laser, would you say
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  average sized? No, it's fucking huge.
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  It's a gassy motherfucker. It's huge.
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  It's a 40 feet long. Look quite girthy 40.
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  To 45 feet long. It's long.
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  I I begin to move the direction of the laser S to the four to
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  the South of me, and I expend more power on this laser and
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  fire. Do you use the same amount of
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  power as before? Do you meter it down or do you
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  meter it down because you have the choice of doing like 1/2
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  shot? Just use the same amount, you're
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  fine. Yeah, I'm going to use the same
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  amount and just get rid of all of them.
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  Goodbye. 22 Yes, the laser fires off.
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  Oh, look at that. So only 3% goes down for this
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  shot. Hell yeah.
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  But it still lets out the same amount of power flying forward,
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  causing 5D6 damage to these beasts in a cluster.
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  That's 13 damage. Has a bad roll. 13 damage.
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  It only manages to kill three of them, and there's still 1
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  standing, but the others kind of scream.
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  I mean, maybe you did shoot the whoop shoop, whoop on that one.
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  I did, yeah. You make me want.
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  In order to get it ready for the next charge, you you recognize
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  it needs another charge to fire again.
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  So you can use your your movement to pull the big lever
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  that does the big chunk chunk and makes it charge like a
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  defibrillator you can get off the gun.
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  My point is, if you want to leave the gun, somebody has to
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  use their movement to charge it essentially.
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  I'll stay on the gun. All right, so you use your
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  movement and you use your your right arm and you pull this big
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  lever and it it's just, it feels dope.
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  This machine under you hums, and you feel invincible.
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  Yeah, I am invincible. Yeah, you are, Phoebe.
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  I'm going to fuck up that one that you missed, even though
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  you're invincible. Thank you, Vendel.
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  You got it. 1/2. All right, Bendel, Fuck it up.
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  Fuck it up. Fuck it up.
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  Fuck it up. And they shoot, right?
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  Yeah. Bang. 17 That hits.
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  Fuck you. No, it doesn't.
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  No, it doesn't. Shit.
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  What? The I'm too far away.
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  Bang better. 22 That hits Fuck you.
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  This bullet rips through the rest of this alligator's flesh.
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  It passes through one of the eyes and you see it fall to the
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  ground. Oh God, why is everything down
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  here so gross? I mean something something
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  haven't discovered all of the depths of the ocean.
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  Something some. Man wasn't meant to test with
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  More of these beasts God. Damn it.
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  process. It says Jeb as his stage
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  finisher. Oh, it's doing.
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  Next one. Vivi, turn around.
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  It's time for you to go. Got it.
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  Come here. Oh.
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  Yeah, maybe you're. Not Chrissy 23 crits +9.
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  I. Feel.
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  Yeah, I feel. Do you feel well supported by
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  your management team? Yes, yes.
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  Whoa. Well.
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  So the laser turns around, and Iona, as they called out to you
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  with their crit, they managed to slide across the room and help
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  push it to turn it. So you're here, the laser lines
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  up, and you you come to this realization.
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  Vivi, you're now facing the wrong way.
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  You have to fire this laser into this chamber to solder these
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  pieces together. But that means that on your next
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  fire can't shoot the beasts. No, you need it for
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  construction. Yes, that's fine.
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  Well. I mean, I think the only thing
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  to do is to run, I guess. I can't go past these guys.
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  I don't know. You know what?
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  I just. I just threw away my my armor.
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  But you you threw away a a waistcoat.
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  You didn't throw away your armor.
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  It's still a nice wood soap though.
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  I mean I also Jeff, that's that. I can't even argue with that as
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  a as a GM. I couldn't be a shitty GM and
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  argue that because you're leather duster and the thing
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  retro gave you are separate items.
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  So I can't bullshit. I mean, it's great.
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  I'll take it. Listen.
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  I'm here for it. I mean, I guess I just got to
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  run over here and start blasting when they're kind of far away,
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  but I I could do my best. Bye, bye.
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  You shoot 2 bullets into the water and you take out two of
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  these beasts. Oh, with your shots, you see
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  their blood seep into the water around them.
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  Nice shot, Jeb. Well, thanks.
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  Honestly, I I'm quite impressed myself.
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  OK, OK, OK. Do I fight or do I do what Retro
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  does and fix shit? There isn't.
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  That needs to get fixed, right? Not right now.
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  Jeff looks like they got a hold of whatever creatures are coming
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  out of this. Whole of I mean, yeah, maybe.
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  See. Like hell.
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  I'll just Mosey on about my movement to here.
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  So that's 123456. I can go there.
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  I don't see any other enemies, so I guess I'll have to hold my
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  turn in case something comes at me.
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  Which of the three sub bays do you want to point your gun at?
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  And if you see a creature, you can shoot it when it appears.
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  Well, Jeb's got this one, so I'm going to go to two.
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  I'm going to aim at 2:00. Right.
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  You ready your weapon? What weapon do you?
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  Ready. Decide now.
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  It's it's going to be my skeleton key because I'm going
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  to unlock their soul from this earth.
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  Is that is that rocket? No, this is a this is my rifle.
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  OK? We called it Skeleton Key
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  because I blew the door out. And some of the creatures move
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  forward to the edge of the third sub Bay, cresting at the doorway
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  and looking on towards Iona and VV.
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  Iona. You're standing next to the
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  laser, and you look at VV as it's fully charged.
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  It's. Time to fire.
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  So I'm going to shoot. Sounds good.
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  Roll anything. Oh, you rolled Med tech.
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  All right. I was, I was.
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  I was switching. Rolled.
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  Was that you rolled in eight? OK, good.
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  Yes, that is enough. You're sitting on the laser.
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  You can see it's pointed towards this convex glass lens.
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  You can see the parts arranged very carefully by holding clamps
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  and the laser as you fire it. It takes control of the aiming
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  and very, very precisely and carefully starts laser welding
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  these things together really quickly.
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  It takes about 6 seconds to do this, which is the entirety of
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  your turn, but it's really fun if you ever played that Mario
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  Party game where you have to draw the line.
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  Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  And it's Van Dalston. There's still 2IN Bay one.
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  Go ahead and move over a little bit, not inside the radiation
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  ring. I'll hold them off for as long
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  as I can. Don't worry, they've got you,
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  Jim. Bang. 23 Fuck yeah.
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  Causing 14 damage, They take out one of the beasts in the water.
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  Yeah, and there's just one left. Bang.
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  Probably not enough. 18 Not enough misses.
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  The beast takes the opportunity to move forward, too.
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  Oh. Fuck.
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  Oh shit. I made the move.
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  Shit. Shoot.
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  Retro. You.
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  You see beasts Crest onto the surface of Bay 2.
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  Oh, I'm. If I was going to be Uzi, I'm
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  going to make them cuties. Let's go.
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  And you pull the trigger. Throw God.
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  Your first shot, Your first shot, misses entirely.
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  You hit one of the beasts that's already dead, and parts of its
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  body splat across the ground, and it's just gross.
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  Oops. Oh no, I miss.
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  You know what It's that's on me. That's on me.
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  It's my fault. I didn't clean the rifling.
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  I should have. I should have been cleaning the
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  rifling. Oops.
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  Oh shit, that only shoots once, doesn't it?
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  It does, yeah. Fuck.
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  Yeah. Fuck.
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  Damn it. Damn it.
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  Damn it. Damn it.
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  Damn it. And the beast comes out of the
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  water in Bay 1 towards Jeb and Bendel.
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  Oh shit. Oh shit.
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  Oh shit. Oh shit.
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  And it's Iona's turn. Is Vivi's gun done?
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  Almost. Can I run all the way back to my
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  station, the cooling station? I guess.
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  Is that is that action and movement or is that bonus action
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  and movement? Your movement away from that
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  place. OK.
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  All right. I am just well keeping an eye on
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  all of the bays because I can see that there is a group of
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  four coming out of Bay #3A group of four coming out of Bay #2 and
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  I can see one cresting Bay number one.
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  I am going to just with my back to the machine ready the key to
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  turn and then as soon as I see that VV has finished firing the
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  laser, I'm going to start the cooling process.
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  Awesome. So you're essentially
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  overwatching for crafting. Correct.
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  Right. You stand in front of the
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  machine with the chip ready to go in the slot, Jeb.
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  I mean, there's one left, so it's time to start blasting
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  Bang. Bang.
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  Shoot out both of its eyes with a 27 and a 25 and it falls to
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  the ground in one of the coolest kills you've had in a good
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  month. Man, that was so cool.
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  If you'd like, that was one of the best kills of the month.
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  The crocodile eyes. It's like snake eyes, but way
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  cooler and more Jeb like. Bye.
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  Oh, you know, I gotta say as much as I I kinda, you know, was
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  was poo pooing the the whole killing thing.
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  I really don't mind when they're radioactive.
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  Crocodiles don't mind the law. Alligators Jeb.
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  Are they? There are no crocodile tears
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  that'll be given today. Rachel's gonna move to get a
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  better shot, all right? I'm not going to miss this time.
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  This time. I'm not going to fucking get a
• 23:08
  crit fail on something that fucking Oh my God.
• 23:11
  I couldn't believe when I checked the fucking damage on
• 23:13
  that. That was three sixes.
• 23:15
  I was like, oh, fuck me, all right, Bang.
• 23:26
  Another crit Fail your gun. Shoots.
• 23:28
  Wide blow open, another one of the dead bodies missing
• 23:33
  entirely. Retro shoot are the ones that
• 23:36
  are alive. I.
• 23:38
  Don't know what to say except you're welcome.
• 23:43
  Are you double tapping? I don't understand why you.
• 23:45
  We're thanking you. I can only shoot once and I
• 23:48
  can't do anything right now. The fucking dice.
• 23:52
  Hate me right now, I. Got 2.
• 23:55
  Punny. I got 2 punny and now I'm being
• 23:57
  punished. Yep, punished.
• 24:00
  And Retro is now shouting and cursing at his own gun.
• 24:04
  VV as Retro finishes shouting at his own weapon.
• 24:08
  Your laser finishes its last Weld and you're facing the wrong
• 24:13
  way. There are 4 alligators coming
• 24:15
  towards you from behind you. Yeah, so I don't have to like,
• 24:20
  man, the gun as it's finishing right, I can.
• 24:22
  The gun's finished. I'll Demount and about face and
• 24:27
  I will take a shot at some of the ones South of me, you know.
• 24:35
  It was just just. I thought you were just going to
• 24:38
  use the laser again, but this is also cool.
• 24:40
  Oh. If I'm if I'm able to if I am
• 24:45
  able to do a. 100% could, because you're sitting in this
• 24:47
  chair and you can kind of do that Star Wars thing where
• 24:49
  you're. Like OK, yeah then I will I will
• 24:53
  about face. I will about face the entire
• 24:56
  laser to the South now that it's finished and.
• 25:00
  Retro roll evasion. Oh, watch out, Retro.
• 25:04
  Fuck. Fuck.
• 25:04
  Fuck. Fuck.
• 25:05
  Fuck. Fuck.
• 25:05
  Fuck. Where is it?
• 25:06
  Where the fuck is it? OK, I'm.
• 25:08
  I'm evading the owning my own evasion here. 15 Yes, that's
• 25:12
  enough. You duck.
• 25:13
  You duck the barrel. You almost got thrown towards
• 25:15
  alligators. You duck the barrel.
• 25:20
  VV You watch Retro Limbo The Barrel.
• 25:26
  Oh my. Spine's out of alignment.
• 25:28
  Oh shit. Oh shit.
• 25:30
  And you point it towards these four creatures.
• 25:33
  We'll fix that later. I'm going to one moment roll
• 25:45
  again. 6% goes down on the meter and you fire this laser again.
• 25:51
  And in total with the crafting and this shot, there is 12 more
• 25:56
  percent removed. These three creatures are
• 25:59
  vaporized by this laser. It is incredible.
• 26:02
  You swear this time as you fire it, you can hear screaming as
• 26:06
  the laser fires. As you feel the souls of these
• 26:11
  people in this facility shrivel up and die.
• 26:14
  That's. Cool shot.
• 26:17
  Why? Why are you making that face?
• 26:20
  I just heard. I just.
• 26:22
  Felt the souls. Of 1000.
• 26:26
  People cry out and. Watch.
• 26:28
  I felt the souls of 1000 people cry out and then suddenly
• 26:34
  vanish. And it's been Dale's turn.
• 26:37
  Well, that's really profound. You're you're you're muted,
• 26:44
  honey. I made shit.
• 26:45
  Sorry. Mummy.
• 26:52
  Are you my mummy? Mummy.
• 26:56
  Because Vivi's thing is finished, may Iona start the
• 27:01
  thing because they held their action.
• 27:03
  Because you held your action, it's now time for the final
• 27:05
  stage of fabrication, and the hot pieces move into the cooling
• 27:09
  tube. You insert the chip and it
• 27:12
  starts to do its magic. Kirk.
• 27:14
  Kirk. Kirk.
• 27:14
  Clunk. I just wanted to get that going.
• 27:18
  OK, Vendel's going to move toward these these fellows over
• 27:23
  here, the the ones that just came out of Bay Three, right?
• 27:27
  123-4525 is way too far to shoot.
• 27:31
  But you know what? Let's have some fun Do.
• 27:34
  You want to use. Any luck?
• 27:36
  Oh, Bendel. Oh.
• 27:39
  Bendel don't have luck. I don't think so.
• 27:41
  Did you give Bendel work? Wendel have two luck, Oh Bendel
• 27:45
  have two luck. Bendel have two.
• 27:47
  Take it. Have fun 2 Have fun 2.
• 27:49
  Luck. Alright, shoot.
• 27:51
  Bang, no, no luck. 19 Not enough, no luck.
• 27:54
  Is wide, no luck. Fuck.
• 27:57
  I mean, I've got another shot, sideways shot like a like a
• 28:01
  gangster make. Make it cool, Lindell.
• 28:04
  Fuck you. That was not enough.
• 28:07
  Fuck. Zero luck.
• 28:09
  Yeah, so the creatures. Move.
• 28:19
  And it's Iona's turn. As you're standing there, a
• 28:24
  creature takes a few steps toward you and behind you you
• 28:27
  hear the machine finish, because it is your turn and the box is
• 28:32
  produced at the window waiting to be taken.
• 28:38
  The hum from the machine stops, and now the only noise you
• 28:44
  really hear is the weird underwater noise that you've got
• 28:49
  used to and the noise of these beasts.
• 28:51
  Squelchy, I'm going to take my flame gun.
• 28:58
  Yeah. And and set this bitch on fire.
• 29:04
  Bang. Yes. 23 Bang I'm.
• 29:11
  Glad. I'm glad I did a lot of damage.
• 29:14
  They do not resist the fire because I just rolled A4 and you
• 29:18
  watch this beast. You watch this beast set itself
• 29:24
  on fire. It loses a little bit of health,
• 29:26
  but moreover, you've distracted it from attacking you and it
• 29:28
  takes a step back. It is at this moment.
• 29:34
  All right, can we can we grab the package and get the hell out
• 29:37
  of here? Pirates should be coming into
• 29:40
  this this room. You just come them in with with
• 29:43
  the daters. Yeah, I.
• 29:48
  Suppose OK, who's who's gotten them in?
• 29:52
  The GM. The GM is guiding and then.
• 29:55
  It is at this moment that one of you gets a who's.
• 30:00
  Yeah, I own it. You get a call yours.
• 30:04
  There's lots. Of fucking scary.
• 30:06
  Glowy things out here. We know, we know.
• 30:09
  Just coming to the Bay 38. Let me check.
• 30:15
  I can't. I can't see this one.
• 30:16
  Hold on, let me view no one, Bay one.
• 30:23
  And as you say, Bay One, the large underwater vehicle pressed
• 30:29
  into the water, I think in a bit of damage.
• 30:31
  Get it down here. So we can get the.
• 30:33
  Fuck out, all right? I I need help with the box and
• 30:35
  we need to get out all. Right.
• 30:37
  We'll get the box and let's go. I need help with the box.
• 30:42
  It is quite heavy. Well, maybe if you didn't skip
• 30:46
  gym day it wouldn't be so heavy. Do you know how many times I've
• 30:49
  been shot in the shoulder? Do you know how hard it is to
• 30:51
  rehabilitate after that? That's very true.
• 30:54
  It is hard to rehabilitate. Yeah, you know what happens when
• 30:57
  you get shot in the head and you have to get something else to
• 31:00
  replace your head? Yeah, but your head isn't
• 31:03
  lifting a fucking box. Well, it is now.
• 31:06
  Actually, actually it comes. Through the box, Yeah.
• 31:10
  All right, let's, let's. Help Iona and lift this thing
• 31:13
  and get out of here. Jeb, stop staring at that wall.
• 31:17
  Jeb, could you, Jeb, could you cover fire, please?
• 31:20
  Yeah, I got you. Jeb, you stopped firing wildly.
• 31:25
  It's like you're in a Looney Tunes cartoon.
• 31:30
  You burn around around about 10 ammo in the process.
• 31:32
  And Iona this. Is.
• 31:35
  Really heavy. I don't.
• 31:37
  Even. Doing.
• 31:39
  Anything towards. Day One.
• 31:41
  Evenly distribute the. Weight what we need a.
• 31:44
  Force. Vendel Vendel.
• 31:48
  Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming.
• 31:50
  Vendel helps and you load it onto the sub.
• 31:53
  All right, Jeb, stop firing wildly.
• 31:58
  What? Stop firing wildly.
• 32:02
  Also, you don't need to make sound sound effects when you
• 32:04
  shoot a real gun, Jeb. We're getting the fuck out of
• 32:11
  here. Let's go.
• 32:13
  I'm behind you. Oh my back.
• 32:16
  You're gone the wrong way. It's this way.
• 32:17
  Oh, I. Couldn't see them.
• 32:22
  Jeb, you trail behind them, You jump into the the sub with the
• 32:27
  rest and the box. And Iona, you're ready to call
• 32:31
  Abbott? I I dial, I dial 477-4123
• 32:43
  because that is Abbott's extension.
• 32:47
  Do you have what you need? We do.
• 32:50
  The frame is on the vehicle. We are all leaving Bay One.
• 32:56
  Oh good. You left me more than 40% power.
• 33:00
  The Cads would have been difficult without that.
• 33:02
  Good luck. Good.
• 33:05
  Luck. I really hope the afterlife is
• 33:07
  less shitty than this. It will be.
• 33:10
  Thank you. Try not to miss me too much.
• 33:14
  And it cuts out. Who are you?
• 33:17
  And then you hear, do you hear a klaxon, there is a noise?
• 33:20
  Cats activated, Cats activated, Cats activated 30.
• 33:25
  Seconds till cats activation. We're going to need to go now.
• 33:30
  Why? Are we still here?
• 33:31
  Hang out right here. And look at these fucking
• 33:33
  alligators. I'm obviously.
• 33:34
  Joking, no. No, no.
• 33:36
  Pulls the the ship out of the area and speed off into the
• 33:41
  water. You can hear alligators grass
• 33:44
  groaning in the water as he zooms out into the depths and
• 33:49
  you make your way back towards Night City.
• 33:55
  Oh fucking my back hurts so much.
• 33:59
  Let me blow my back out again. I can fix that
• 34:17
  next time on no latency. Oh, I smell is.
• 34:24
  Let's see. You do smell like salt.
• 34:26
  Also that I can be both. He's honest, you know.
• 34:30
  That was quite something we just went.
• 34:32
  Through. Yes, very dangerous.
• 34:34
  I'm just fine living the rest of my life on dry land.
• 34:38
  Oh, hey, Ping. Ping.
• 34:39
  Thank you plain. Strawberry sounds good.
• 34:42
  Just a ginger ale would be lovely.
• 34:44
  Do we not get the I thought we got the bio skin.
• 34:46
  Health and Wellness checkups that we do after every big
• 34:48
  mission. Yeah, holding that laser down
• 34:51
  wasn't easy. I got a little hurt.
• 34:53
  I didn't lose any. HP damage, easy to fix pretty
• 34:56
  quickly Go. Ahead, turn it on.
• 34:57
  We tuned in just in time. Yeah, none of us really have a
• 35:00
  corporate end somewhere. That's so weird.
• 35:03
  I wish we did. Iona, how's your casino doing?
• 35:06
  We could go. So are we going to go get this
• 35:09
  thing or? Yeah, yeah, we're going to go
• 35:11
  get the thing. But like, what are we doing
• 35:12
  tonight? That might be a fun night off
• 35:14
  thing to do. Maybe blowing off a little bit
• 35:16
  of steam might be a good idea. Let's go to the casino.
• 35:48
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