Jesus takes off his costume
Jesus comes in from the lights,takes off his crown.(You realize there was no halo:it was the backlighting.)Undoes all the pins and badges and medals:Son of God; Messiah; Lord and Savior;Died for Our Sins I, II, III, and IV(the committee accepts several atonement theories);Walks on Water; Miracles One through Twelve;14-0 against the Pharisees; Best Wine;1st in Fishing Derby; Best Comeback;Absolute Ruler of Name Recognition… all of them.He takes off his gleaming white robe,chucks the holy sandals—they hurt, after all.Put on sweats and a t-shirt.Pops a beer. Looks at the books on the…
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