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S2E27 - Bloody Conference Room · No Latency

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Last time on no latency. So we're lack underground.
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Yes, in a secret Cavern, was some sort of Beast, you shut
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down and coming week, picked up nine.
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Last time you have not cleaned up after you owe me after this
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short bathrooms clear did get a snack though.
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You want some Digi cones? Iona, can you oh never mind.
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I guess this one is a lock that turret just squish.
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Space is the flush facility. Oh dear God, my purple Poppin
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son of a bitch. We got one more living gun over
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there which have until you're the hero.
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I just kind of want to know what a living /.
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It takes me, they are still active.
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Are they normally covered in flesh?
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You know, I've been dying for a good elevator ride in a while as
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long as it's not Girl from Ipanema.
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Or anything else of note in here besides the turrets and the
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vending machines and the elevator doesn't look like there
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is chat. Do you smell anything?
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Oh, I smell a whole lot and it all smells pretty tasty if I'm
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going to be honest with you. Okay, quick question job.
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Yep. Do the turrets smell any
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different than the Dead? Bodies you eaten before yeah,
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they're that taste profiles per what you eat or is it?
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Well, just the same flavor. Normally I would I would
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describe the taste of human flesh is kind of a Lean, and
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with that, with just a hint of a scallop spice to it on the back
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end. But, but I'll tell you this
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stuff. This stuff has like a, it's
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like, it was marinated in barbecue sauce and I'm not gonna
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lie to you, I'm having to hold myself back at know what part of
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it. Do you think makes it sweet?
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I would guess maybe the metal. Maybe it's because Because it
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was a, you know maybe it's like it when it rusts maybe it'll
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create some sort of crystalline sugary structure that dissolves
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into the meat. That's that's what I had to
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guess, but I'm no doctor and and Jeb looks over at at the dock if
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you just shifts their eyes as she has no idea.
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I'm sure there's a scientific reason for it.
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Yes, I'm trying to figure it out in my brain is just trying to
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say that the Necrotizing flesh to the metal oxidizing and to
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rest is that like how blue cheese is made?
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And so the crystalline figures of that creates a sweet flavor
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based off of the calcium retro. That's exactly what that is
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exactly what he's saying gross. No, it ain't gross.
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It's delicious. And how can I take a shot out of
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my hambone brother Deva here? Bone hand.
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Bone game 1hp. just, All right, so, it looks like there are
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three turrets on this level four turrets, on the next four.
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Turrets on Level 3, and only one turret on the last level.
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And we gotta shoot them all. Yes.
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And it looks like level four is on lockdown.
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Currently, I'm pretty hungry which makes sense.
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I did seven. Thank you.
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That would be lovely. No, I see that there are access
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Keys. Required.
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Okay, thank you. I see that there are access
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Keys. Required, where might I find any
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of those offices? There are two.
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Let's go there. Yes, let's do girls.
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There. Let's do go there.
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We can go to three without the key and you can't go to for
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until the contamination is Rena. You sure we can't activate it up
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here and just blow the whole fucking thing.
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Now, is that a question? Got a saddle and a serious one.
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Fuck protocol. 17. I forgot.
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I'm really thinking back on that favor, you'd have me in your
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pocket but is that worth it? And you don't want another
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little ball floating around the bar.
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You don't want them to talk to each other.
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Think about delightful. That would be, I already can't
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stand the first one, not sure. We need another problem.
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Know what? What do you mean meanest?
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And the first one does everyone here really hate 9 Allied
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dancing in them. Nice creepy, BV to kill me.
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So there is a bit of a bias there runs nine, tried to kill
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you once they've saved us and Jeb, they help make your bike,
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go fast. Yeah.
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But I cannot do without it. You can't use the Retro tracks
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without them. You'll die on Landing.
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But fine. Look, I can appreciate his work
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without liking them. They person thing.
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Yeah. Personality.
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I'm not sure how to address thing thing looks.
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All right, you'd have to ask major.
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Let's see. So it says on the third level
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There is high contamination, present.
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Could you spell that out for me 7 Do you think that this might
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make me change my mind? It doesn't
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Try not to cry. The cat.
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Take is a dump. Oh, not quite as smart as nine.
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Now, would you have an emergency protocol for if someone were to
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leave now without getting the job done?
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My job, the job 7? No, we're not.
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My scanning dr. Hi, I got to hide me back, but
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he said this is somebody was coming to fix the turrets and
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then I can repair me. Dr. Haydn Berg said that there
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was a technician coming. Yeah.
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Yes, the name does sound familiar.
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You're a doctor doctor. How can you not know?
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I'm just making. I'm just making Town.
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Don't listen. But I don't have an Extranet
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connection. They wouldn't let me have one.
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What you don't know about the people you work for?
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Well. Yeah, no.
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Most of the work is confidential.
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Do do I know dr. Hyde and Berg roll local.
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Expiration Ridgeview? Where wish prefix 350 million?
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Sure if you free free, free free, free free, free retro roll
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perception. Okay, 19.
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You know dr. Edinburgh to be a scientist that
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has worked on a body fueled by project he did at one point work
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on body for your body. He was successful too but he was
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taken to another team and then you didn't you would you just
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told that he was promoted? He was a lead scientist, not a
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head. Scientist seems like he might
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have been the lead scientist here.
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I'm just going to pour Iona side.
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Hey look, listen, like I know you have this.
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Fascination with creating a menagerie of AI, well SI
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personalities, but this one seems really like off the walls.
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Like bouncing off the walls, like splatter everything against
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the walls like this something degraded in this one, I'm more
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nervous about 7 and I am of Nine and Nine tried to kill me.
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I'm sure it's fine. Put them in like a teddy bear or
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something. I got to make that two then to
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huh? Oh we'll find something.
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This is going to be dangled rope all over again.
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What nothing? Anyway.
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So 7 the question I was actually asking you is what does high
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contamination mean what what is contaminating that area?
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Great. I'll send his overloaded but we
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tested the subjects Jets Jets. And what kind of subjects did
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you have? Well, first, it was
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very helpful. Quick question 7, you have
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security systems here, but we've seen so far.
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Do you have a camera system? Well, can we see some of them?
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And, of course, to check reports brush.
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I'm just going to be honest. I think, you know, I used to
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worry about biotechnical now, not So Much Anymore.
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It feels like they kind of bid too low as contractor and they
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just come out with Just shit facilities.
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Well you made them cry. Well finally all right well
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shall we head up them down? Rather down.
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Sorry I like your positivity because we're probably going to
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need that in this. Yes!
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Oh wait! We'll have to come up really
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fast. Faster than shoot 7 can run.
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Loot, is there an emergency exit from here often here?
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But from over there, I don't have arms, you don't know.
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Could you describe to me what over there is?
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Where like lighten up? The facility like I don't have
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lights. I'm A-Okay in on the other side
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of the facility there is a ferrite Escape system.
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And an essentially what happens is that the cat's gets activated
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or there's a fire and a system. But through very big metal to
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create a big old tube on the left hand side of the facility
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and your primer for your dear life.
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All right. Wonderful.
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Thank you for letting me know. Are we ready to go down?
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I'm ready. You ready is ever me.
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Also, I just want everyone to know that there are a lot
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apparently of turrets that we're going to run into and I can't, I
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can't say that I'll eat them all.
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All right, so for that, I'm taking my own, there are far too
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many and I am already starting to feel.
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Jeb, I challenge you eating competition.
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I knew this was gonna happen. I just can't, you know?
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I look, I like to eat his words. The next Finishes.
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Many turrets, is you can you win 500 Eddie's?
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I don't know if I'm falling for that one.
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I'm with Jeb on this one. It might not be healthy for.
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It might not be healthy, but it'll be funny.
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Thank you doc, I appreciate that.
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Look, not for my health. You know what?
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That's what a good duck supposed to do.
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What I do best. Well now you just taking my
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phone away, so are we all going to get in the elevator?
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Yes, yes enough chitchat, you will step into the elevator, the
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elevator door, closes you're standing in.
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In this big circular elevator. There's a panel in front of you
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with the different floors on it. They're elevator music, the dude
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from Italy likes coffee, and I don't know if I like mocha in
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there. What, what was remix?
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Is a pretty cool? Is this a DJ clones?
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Sounds banging what happens if the turrets of like right in
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front of the elevator? Can you just like stand in front
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of me? Yeah my shield I will protect
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you all the shields are almost Circle so the right hand side
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interesting that the circle is spattered with blood is
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clotting. Yeah that's funny.
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I'm gonna get my shield out. If you could send Blood starts
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to pour between the crack of the two doors to come closer and
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closer to the bottom pool. Shudder, as you hit the ground
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and to the door open, so it's manual.
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Should we wait? What do you mean?
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That's giving it a quick list elevator doors manual, we have
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to open it and cows. Yes.
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Well we have to press a button and tell it to open.
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All right shoot Choo-choo-choo, I'm ready ovv.
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Making noises. I see, let's do that.
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So used to Jeb. You still do.
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You got what you got me? Is there a guard rail in this
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elevator, like a handrail rope reception, 17.
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Yes. I stand on the handrail.
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I picked myself up and I just get on the handrail and like,
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kind of squat down, just ready for this wave of blood to hit
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us. I'll shine Means.
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Do you say that I'm scared? Can I get on somebody's back?
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I can get on my back. I got you found.
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Well I'll lead the way leaders lead because somebody pressed
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the button to open the door. Jeb you do it you're already
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dirty. All right Loop door opens there
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in front of you. Is a bloody room is blood.
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God absolutely like a massacre man.
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Blood Salty's would hate this. I'm also sensing that Iona also
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hates that I'm seeing there in front of you, three turrets, and
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the distance just behind a little bit of broken.
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Wall is the Badlands Beast roll for initiative.
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There you are, girl. We missed you.
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Someone said that there was going to be a wall of blood,
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there's a floor of blood, I thought that maybe I was
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thinking like a wave of blood coming into the elevator and
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this seemed like the best idea since Ronnie's.
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Not doing me any favors I might as well.
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Stop listening to them. Get off of the door opens and
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they're facing. You all is the triple turret gun
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covered in Flesh and Blood. The room is also covered in
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Flesh and Blood. There's blood on the floor,
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Blood on the walls, a badlands beast in the corner roaring at
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you and two other turrets as well.
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And underneath the table and around it are the Dead.
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Of this facility, the humans that seemingly were missing or
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at least some of them and you hear the turret start to wear
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up, you may all position yourself if you roll over and
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Athletics, check 12, otherwise you stay in the elevator and
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become very still talking 12 over 12.
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Oh yeah. Now Jeb you try and go forwards.
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Unfortunately, slipping on some viscera on the ground and
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falling over just at the mouth of the elevator.
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Everyone else can choose where you take some sort of cover, I
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don't know. James, I slip and fall
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face-first in the blood in the elevator.
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I stay saying I'm perched on that handrail and as that
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happens when the doors open. At.
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And you did say that the turret was taking fire, right?
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Yes. I immediately try to jump off in
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my foot, the inner soul of my boot gets caught on the
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handrail. And so instead of going forward
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I just slip and fall face first on the ground.
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Oh retro my head looks up and it's just covered in blood.
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I can fix that. Are you, are you?
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All right? I put my new my tooth, my tool
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hand to my face and I I use one of my fingers to spray Windex on
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my face and then wipe it off. Oh, it's not it's not Remy's.
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I don't know, maybe I'm getting behind you.
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Yeah I'm placed first in the ground.
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I'm laughing up with blue blood. I'm sad, I'm leaving into it.
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Let me guess this one tastes like marinara, you know, I'd say
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more of a kind of a weirdly enough, it's a little pesto,
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I've known Jeb for months now and I just learned this about.
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I just learned that he's been this obsessive over here, human
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body parts and things. Well, to be fair, it's not just
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a few minutes. Anywho living tissue period,
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guys, the Torah is firing deviate, you should dark and
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then it just bullets, hail towards you rolling.
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A 17 that hits your Shield doing 20 damage to the shield.
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How much damage can the shield take.
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What interests you put up this bulletproof shield.
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And as the bullets hail towards you, they shatter into the
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polycarbonate surface and it cracks in front of you and
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splits into a dozen pieces, which come hailing towards you.
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And then fizzle as they hit the Dune Shield, you've left that on
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and it's and everyone looks at you as you've narrowed.
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Escaped being fully hit that Dune Shield has taken 12 points
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of damage and you have lost your bulletproof Shield but it looked
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cool. You see V for a second like grab
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duck, her head delegate to protect her head but then she
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realizes she has another shield on.
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So she is okay. Well, that was lucky.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So much for the cover. Everybody used to find cover.
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Yeah, you think? You're licking Blood on the
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ground. Well, look, it was just a little
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lap before I get up. And I take an absolute strenght
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to the closest thing, which I see is a table, a big long
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table. I can see in, you know, big
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fancy high-rise offices. But this is like a low-rise
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office, right? Like a layer like a layer and
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that's pretty good after cleaning my face off.
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Off with my cyberpunk Windex. Remy will also make a Mad Dash
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to the table to take cover? It was going to take that bag of
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Digi cones and he's going to start just trying to crush it as
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much as possible while keeping it in the bag.
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Okay. Just really trying to crush it
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into fine powder. With the other hand, they're
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going to take two shots at the turret to there, right?
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Okay. Roll for it 19.
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Yeah, that hits nice. That's also a double six.
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Oh shit. Okay well good.
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See you hit the turret head-on and a piece of Flesh.
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Rips off the side and smashes against the wall, sliding to the
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ground with a little bit of a trickle the turret glitches.
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Slightly it, you see it grown with pain that as parts of the
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flesh, try and regrow and fail to still up.
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Good. Yes.
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So I need to make a critical critical injury chart for
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machines because you fight so many of them, but I'm going to
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say, as I just rolled a critical on the a11 on a critical injury.
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I'm going to say this is bad. In the process of doing this.
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The gun is pointed towards you, but now, it can only shoot in
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that direction the turning. Beneath it has fused to the
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ground and now it can only shoot exactly where retro is it as it
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turns towards you, the barrel eyeing, you fire back at this,
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hitting the turret. Just underneath what you can
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only describe as a chin and the top of the turret rips off
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smashing against the wall and explodes.
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Yeah, he'll shot. That's not blood on my face.
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Now this side of the room is like safe for like cover and
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stuff that's really smart. Oh I didn't think of that but
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you plan that oh that is smart. I'll tell you that's where I'm
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coming me too. Because this you know this bit
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here is like where the turret was is kind of a wall.
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So we could hide from the bad stuff.
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Yeah, because now that's out of the room.
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Doesn't have a gun shooting at us.
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Problem is that's out of the room.
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Does have a giant kitty cat. On the other side of the wall,
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you know, ratna. Next to you retro I'm coming.
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Hold on bud. And you slide into a pool of
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blood Yeah, hold on. Let me get that for you and I
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let's take my thumb and I kind of like wipe it against his
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cheek where there's a splatter of blood.
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And I, all right, I'm taking out the other one and I jump out for
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a little bit dual somersault. Take a potshot on the opposite
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end. Turret also role in athletics
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oopsie, you did real planning 13.
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Your Role is mediocre at best but because you kind of rolled
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me Made it just is you being silly.
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So you get no bonus checks out or - whatsoever for this moment
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and everyone looks at you you could have shot him.
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Go. All right that's it.
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That's a family heirloom, don't you have like the American now I
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do. Yeah, the Ameritech Magnum.
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I got it. All right, so jab you hit this
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thing hard and doing a grand total of Roma 7 damage there.
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It's still standing, you were still have enough time to slide
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behind that when so you're not standing there.
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Well, yeah, obviously I'm Gonna Roll back to where I was next to
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my best friend. Rick throw that high.
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Five sucks. You should do it again.
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Outside again. Okay.
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Jeb. You were going for the Lesser
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turret. Correct.
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That's what emerges you don't. Look pretty dangerous to me.
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But yes, the smaller one. Okay, I'm actually gonna do
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something. A little risky here.
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I'm going toward this turret for cover.
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The, I'm going toward the turret.
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That's been taken down for cover, and I'm going to pull up
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the flashlight and point it toward the, the Beast here.
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Kitty kitty. Try to distract it Phoebe.
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No. Yep.
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Right, love that. I don't know if this is a good
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idea, but now that you've said it, you've got a role for for
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playing with the why are you distracting that if the turrets
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are shooting us, do you think that the flesh turrets are going
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to shoot the Flesh of beasts? Not really sure where the logic
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is sound. So you managed to To distract
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the Beast and it jumps across the table to the other side of
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the. I just wanted to take cover over
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here, without that thing attacking me.
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So now that that's done. I will, like, I would like to
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shoot at the other turret, but if that is my whole action, I
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accept that, that is my hope that you can shoot one.
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Okay? That's fair.
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I'm not actually gonna. Well, if I have a better range,
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I think I do have a better shot at the big turret, so I'm going
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to try that one. And I do horribly if I roll so I
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probably miss you do. Miss 11 is not enough.
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Even the game says, you need at least 13.
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So your flashlight moment actually is pretty useful.
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You've pulled all of the enemies to the other side of the room?
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Now, helping anyone else in the elevator, have a little bit more
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of a defensive position in this. Incredibly bloody room, the
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Badlands Beast jumps across the table and is now looking for the
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light that you have turned off and you go to shoot the turret
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mrs. Pinging off the wall and then
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sticking into some more flesh on the ground.
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Some success. And a little failure but that's
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because I am still in the elevator.
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I'm just going to lean up against the right side where I
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can get a clean shot at the smaller turret that is still up
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right to shoot it. And I sure did you did a really
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good job. You hit the side of the Blasted
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thing, the bullet ricochets into some of the flash curves around
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the metal on the inside, and blows out the other side as the
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tip of your bullet explodes, causing one of its lungs.
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To burst covering the Badlands beast in some flesh.
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It was in Surprise as the turret.
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Take some damage and you see it almost grown in sorrow.
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As a friend of its is dying. The turret takes a decent amount
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of damage, 10 total after deductions and it's still up.
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It's a little angry and it goes to turn towards the elevator.
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And I Placed myself against the back left-hand side of the
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elevator where it can't get a clear shot of me through the
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doors. Nice, nice shot, and I'm doing
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my best. I think it's my turn.
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Well, do it again, but better do it again the better, all right?
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And as they go to do it, they literally just dropped their gun
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in blood. Pick it up, pick it up, sorry,
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sorry. Okay, I get two shots with this,
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right? Yes, I'm a Precision solo.
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Get some. Enroll very good on damage but I
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hit, we'll have to get you a better gun.
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It's not always the guns fall, right?
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Think we all need better guns. I would agree.
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I think we should go shopping. We need a shopping shopping.
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I love shopping. Yeah, episode heard me.
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You want me to um give us items and stuff.
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Black chrome. Just came out motherfucker.
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Then Del spins back into the elevator.
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Or at least they hit it. Once, I'm going to clean my gun
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and I can't really go anywhere until I finished doing that.
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So I rolled a cry for help. Just stay in here with me, okay,
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I'll get this bloody rag out of here as quickly as possible to
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thank you. I'm so glad I can't smell it.
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Oh yeah, you're still wearing that oxygen master.
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I am for good reason. It's giant Roar from the
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Badlands beast in the room. It looks at you and growls,
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Unfortunately, the nearest Target is Jeb.
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Sometimes as a hero, you got to take Foods.
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This thing doesn't look very happy jab.
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Yeah, but that's a 20 gem, roll evasion.
30:43
All right. And 18, not enough, this claw,
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admittedly Lee rolls a Crip fail.
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So only really rips at your armor.
30:55
There's already do too much damage.
30:58
Oh baby. When you.
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All right you receive girl for damage calm and your armor is a
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blatant. Jumps to the side and attempts
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to attack you. Once again this time lowering
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its head and pointing its giant unicorn like blade.
31:20
That's been grafted into its forehead towards you now.
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Now girl come on, come on B-17. All right, huh?
31:29
Didn't beat. It didn't quite get it.
31:34
Well you met and unfortunately The attacker always wins and a
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neat and something here. So this Beast jumps towards you
31:44
growling violently as its head sword, slashes across your left
31:49
arm, causing 11 damage and then it spins itself backwards in a
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way, call the move than you did earlier.
31:58
And then goats itself towards you shrugging his shoulders and
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almost smirking at you as it's managed to hit you twice.
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Yeah. Oh, all right girl.
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All right, calm down, calm down. It's gonna be fine.
32:13
All right, I'm not here for you. I'm just here, take a bite out
32:16
of that right there and Jeb points over the beasts shoulder
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to the still live turret. The turret points at VB and it
32:26
tries to shoot you across the room.
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But you're at the very opposite side of the width of this room.
32:33
So this is not an easy shot. But neither is it a hard shot?
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That would be 12 that still is not enough.
32:43
The bullets halo around, you do a little bit of a Dodge, there's
32:46
a little bit of a Ricochet still feels pretty cool to not be hit
32:51
as one would expect situation. We love, shoot you again,
32:55
rolling an actual 10, this time, and that things very low on
33:00
health and it was weirdly, as it tries to attack.
33:03
Can I use my reaction? Yes, I just wanna use my
33:06
reaction to swap weapons from my Shotgun to buy assault rifle as
33:11
you do that, the big triple turret recalibrates you hear it
33:15
start to spin up again, but the only person who can't see his
33:19
baby. The table gives me some cover,
33:23
it shoots into the elevator. Oh crap fail.
33:29
Nice as it tries to wear up a bit of Flesh flicks into one of
33:33
the barrels and it curls in as it tries to attack bullets,
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flail out of the other two but the third one wrenches to the
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side flies off with a small explosion.
33:43
This gun now does - 1 damage. Take that gun.
33:48
Yeah, but I imagine it has a rate of fire of more than one
33:52
and it rolls a 12 still not enough Oh my God, why are we in
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a Wily in a place where bullets ricochet.
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Hmm, I could have been asked Joe.
34:07
Yeah, I'm real glad I got out of liar.
34:09
Well, it's about to be you, the ground near us at all know,
34:19
there's a dead body parts and blood underneath the conference
34:22
table bullet-ridden courses and knife.
34:26
Stabbed. Two corpses but also
34:28
bullet-ridden, cause I like to take a piece of scrap out of my
34:31
bag. Okay.
34:32
And attach that to the bitchy cones and then I'm going to
34:36
slide it across the table, kind of like air hockey towards the
34:41
big targets. Okay, making sure it's looking
34:44
and some Bluffs that way. It's got some slick to it right?
34:46
Okay. I'm gonna slick it all the way
34:48
over towards the big turret and I'm going to shoot it as soon as
34:52
it hits the big Torrid hopefully causing a dust explosion because
34:56
as we've already Tablets TTG cons are whisky flavored.
34:59
So there's a bit of alcohol in them already and it dust
35:01
explosion can happen from fine particles and cause a fiery
35:06
explosion. I love it.
35:09
It's so MacGyver. You get inspiration role of
35:13
things for that sliding across. The table is like a 12 and
35:17
creating a fireball I'd say is about 14 or 15.
35:21
Okay. So maybe a sixteen-year-old
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gamble to roll across the table. I'm going to use my inspiration.
35:31
Immediately immediately. Oh my God.
35:39
How did you roll? What else that's really do.
35:47
You have a, do you have a spare inspiration?
35:49
Does anyone? I do have one more.
35:56
I really wanted to happen. The little, the little bit of
36:05
metal spins down the table and you watched your to Inspirations
36:10
disappear into a puff of shmona 21 into a puff of fiery smoke
36:17
and the smell of these Digi cones.
36:20
Fills the air as the fiery powder lands on the turret and
36:25
it is Now on fire and you hear it scream that's unpleasant and
36:32
it takes 21. Why is it making that noise?
36:38
I don't know because I don't program.
36:42
Turrets are just as good as a general question.
36:45
Since you're the closest one here to what biotechnical really
36:47
does know. Obviously, these flesh guns are
36:50
not supposed to be screaming, they're also not meant to be
36:53
flash guns. Thank you friend.
36:54
Do I'm sorry, I can't, I just can't get myself to shoot at
37:00
the, the good girl and I poked my head out once again and take
37:06
two shots at the turret, okay? Off to your first shot, nine
37:11
again, so bad as you fire a bullet over it and the Beast
37:18
watches, this bullet fly back, hit the turret in the turret,
37:21
just breaks into a bunch of pieces.
37:24
The center of A turret was full of Flash and it explodes
37:29
everywhere all over the side of the Badlands beast.
37:32
And you can smell that Tangy goodness, that turret has
37:40
imploded into a pile of Flesh. And now, all that's left in this
37:45
room attacking you is a on fire turret and fairly intact a fat
37:50
man's Beast. Hi girl.
37:52
Look, don't come after me, come on out.
37:55
Girl, calm, down, calm down. There's plenty of food to eat
37:58
here. How about you?
38:00
Just back up and take a nice nice pot out of that.
38:05
Delicious sweet Tangy little salty.
38:09
Turret me instead of your second gun you may Roll.
38:12
Animal handling. It is incredibly High DV.
38:16
This this is unlikely so I'm just going to go ahead and say
38:22
that I do not expect this to work but yeah.
38:25
You got it. You can throw some luck in
38:28
there. Pretty high was a 21 folks for
38:32
all Yogi's and no, it's not. It's not the DVD.
38:36
I was looking for. What was the DVD you're looking
38:38
for Legendary? Legendary 29.
38:46
The Beast tilts its head and looks at you confused.
38:49
Why? You haven't shot it in the face
38:52
and Wars. Give you a bit of a jump.
38:56
Oh shit. And Jeb runs.
38:58
And like Dives out to the other side of the, of the long table
39:03
behind retro. The last turret, it's on fire,
39:09
but it's still functioning. Yes.
39:11
Okay, I'm gonna try to blow it up.
39:16
So I am going to shoot at it. Hey 18 Hits, 10 damage, 10
39:29
damage at the big turret blaming turret.
39:34
The big flaming turret takes some damage from you.
39:38
You see parts of its armor, fly off, it's on its last legs.
39:43
Whenever it tries to turn it tends to Stutter order to get
39:48
back to your place of cover, where you will not get shot by
39:51
this. That's going to that's going to
39:53
cost. You your full movement.
39:54
You can either stay at the end, just here.
39:57
Have a better shot at the Beast later or you can head back to
40:00
your little alcove in the corner of the room.
40:04
I'm going to risk it for the biscuit, I'm staying out here
40:07
but I did try shooting again and I did not do great.
40:11
Yeah 12. You miss your second bullet as
40:13
you're trying to make this decision flies past the turret
40:17
and almost hits the computer behind it.
40:21
That might be bad. You're lucky this time, okay?
40:25
Then Del cover me and I'm going to exit the okay, elevator, and
40:30
go to BB's previous hiding spot. And as I do, I'm going to take
40:34
Take a shot at the Badlands least 23, unfortunately you
40:38
rolled badly on damage but that's okay.
40:41
Roll, very bad. The bullet of your garden flies
40:45
into the Badlands Beast left shoulder and comes out the other
40:48
side and bits of metal and blood fly out behind the shoulder.
40:54
It Roars at you. As you run across the room
40:56
taking your only shot doesn't do a lot of damage but you have a
40:59
bladed, it's on. Wait, wait, what?
41:03
What do I do? Come with me.
41:06
Oh, oh, okay. Do I do the same thing?
41:09
Yeah. So, as as I am taking a shot at
41:13
the paddle and beasts and getting to cover, Vandal will
41:15
take two shots at the big gun and follow me.
41:20
Take that take that. And that and that, yeah, the
41:26
second one was a crit however role really bad way.
41:31
However, I felt really badly but still It's crit.
41:34
So totally hits. And that's evident 5 by 3, which
41:39
that's a legendary hit. This on fire turret, which is
41:43
now, wailing takes one bullet with Sparks a little bit and it
41:47
takes another bullet. It's barely holding on.
41:50
It's got very little health and very little armor left as pieces
41:54
of Flesh. Start actively falling off.
41:57
It going no, we're not moving on their own but falling off it as
42:00
it's unable to hold itself together.
42:03
Doesn't like a jelly Nothing in the hot sun.
42:05
Yes, and it's quite close and it's made of blood.
42:07
Yeah, the Beast Roars jumping at retro with its claws missing
42:13
because it rolled a curry favor board on its belly.
42:18
When it jumps on me, why don't you fetch her?
42:20
That was cool. And then it goes to use its
42:22
grafted head sword. The second shot though, it has a
42:25
good chance of hitting you roll above 17 for having no worries
42:30
there. My evasion is, like, top-notch,
42:32
I'm totally totally. My vision is so evasive, you
42:35
don't even like need to roll it really.
42:37
It was like, yeah, you know. Yeah, you really shouldn't.
42:42
Whoa. You rolled 23 + 3 on evasion and
42:50
Newton's is jumps towards you jumps off the table trying to
42:54
attack you and seemingly you haven't moved in the Beast.
42:58
Looks at you in wonder. And I flick it in the nose.
43:05
The big turret surprisingly gets to go again.
43:09
There's so little Health its name do.
43:12
It could finish this thing up. It tries to hit v b because
43:17
they're the most open Target. Yeah.
43:21
Oh my goodness. That's an 11.
43:24
That's really bad. The only rolled it three and the
43:29
bullets are hail across you. And it tries to shoot you.
43:33
The full. It's sticking to the wall and
43:35
you can smell the gun barrel heating up and cooking, some of
43:39
the Flesh on it. If you hear it Sizzle.
43:42
Oh, I see, it gets to be set at shoulder arms because it's arms,
43:48
are it sends our shoulders, our guns?
43:51
Yeah, it's second hit. However, does hit you for 16
43:57
damage. Your Shield Fizzles before you
44:05
as the bullets. Turn into smoke at the end of
44:09
that turrets turn. It takes fire damage and
44:12
explode, the turret finally can't hold itself together.
44:17
The final gun barrel, turn causes it to cook itself from
44:21
the inside, and part of it just explodes in the heat as the top
44:27
of the machine Billows with flesh and it set What was in the
44:31
barrel? Just clinks down.
44:36
It's still on fire. Then let's put that out at some
44:39
point. No, no weeks.
44:41
Not quite cooked yet. Let flame-broiled dr.
44:44
Birkins retro does who the danger of the Badlands Beast?
44:49
However, as felt a soft spot because everyone's been asking
44:53
retro to save other NPCs. So, printers going to reach down
44:58
and grab one of the body. It's off of the ground and tried
45:03
to give it to the bads land. These as like a treat while
45:09
calmly and carefully petting its face.
45:13
Hopefully, to establish some kind of form of dressed.
45:15
Yes, we trying to tame this thing or kill it.
45:21
I suppose we're trying to tame it, now it look, it ain't done
45:25
nothing to us except for all the things that it did do.
45:28
But don't worry about that, okay?
45:29
It's a good girl. But It needs a little love.
45:32
Yeah, I'm blaming you for this. Wait, guys.
45:36
Yeah, this one doesn't have a muzzle.
45:40
What? But I told you that right, I
45:49
owner. Why is that bad?
45:51
Because that means there's more than one Next time on no
46:04
latency. We can't tame it.
46:11
At least we don't have to kill. It may be like trap it, there's
46:15
multiple of them, get them on our side.
46:17
Mayan will handle is pretty high when we assigned to kill these,
46:20
maybe we can try and get, then it'll be more susceptible to
46:24
train. It won't be able to drink all of
46:26
them can be all right? Okay.
46:28
Like I told you before, just kill the damn thing.
46:31
Wow, it's regenerative and can bio mesh with technology, so
46:36
that's kind of what we were doing down here, dr.
46:39
Haydn Berg. Can we determine how long
46:42
they've been dead for? I probably could, you are a
46:46
doctor? Well, I'm not getting back up on
46:48
that handrail. That thing is dangerous.
46:50
It is dangerous. Well, I do see some bullet
46:54
wounds on him but unfortunately, these are very old bullet wounds
46:59
like several months old. He's been dead for a few months.
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