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When Easter Speeches Go Wrong, Comedy Roulette, Ask The CLO, Strawberry Letter - He Needs Some Friends - 04.18.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all at all
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  Speaker 2: at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given them.
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  Speaker 2: Black a million bus bus boy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, listening to.
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  Speaker 2: Lot Joy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Joy, you know you love you gotta turn you.
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  Speaker 2: To turn the mouth turn probably.
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  Speaker 3: Got to turn the mouth, turn out.
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  Speaker 2: A wad of the money cap.
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  Speaker 3: Look, come.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you're.
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  Speaker 5: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody, y'all listen
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  Speaker 5: to the voice. Come on, dig me now, one and
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  Speaker 5: only Steve Harvey oh Man got a radio show. Man
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  Speaker 5: got a radio show and a whole lot mold too.
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  Speaker 2: Man. God is good to me.
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  Speaker 5: I have no other explanation, if I have no other
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  Speaker 5: explanation of my existence and where I stand in this
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  Speaker 5: thing called life, except if it was not for the
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  Speaker 5: goodness of God Almighty.
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  Speaker 2: If it was not for His.
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  Speaker 5: Grace and his mercy, There's no way I could exist
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  Speaker 5: the way that I do. I would not be who
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  Speaker 5: I am or where I am. I am who I
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  Speaker 5: am and where I am simply because God is who
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  Speaker 5: he is. If it was not for God, I would
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  Speaker 5: have no testimony for you, because I would have failed
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  Speaker 5: every single test plain, pure and simple. I can sit
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  Speaker 5: here today day until you flat out that it is
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  Speaker 5: purely because of God's grace and mercy that I exist
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  Speaker 5: today because of His favor. See now He shows us
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  Speaker 5: favor in life because of a combination of things I've discovered.
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  Speaker 5: And this is not the whole answer to life, I
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  Speaker 5: can assure you as not. But this is a combination
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  Speaker 5: that I've grown to understand better and better, and I
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  Speaker 5: wish I had gotten it earlier in my life.
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  Speaker 2: But here it is. If you take faith and you
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  Speaker 2: combine it.
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  Speaker 5: With an incredible work ethic, then God has the greatest
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  Speaker 5: opportunities to show you favor. That's the best way I
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  Speaker 5: can explain success to you from my standpoint. It is
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  Speaker 5: to common nation of faith and work that produces the
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  Speaker 5: most opportunities for God to.
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  Speaker 2: Show you favor.
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  Speaker 5: See a lot of times we want God to bless us,
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  Speaker 5: but we ain't doing nothing for him to bless So
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  Speaker 5: now we sideways in the equation a little bit. But
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  Speaker 5: see if you had the faith in God that God
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  Speaker 5: can do anything but fail, that God will get you through,
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  Speaker 5: that God will see you through. That the God is
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  Speaker 5: the God you serve, is the greatest giver of all
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  Speaker 5: good things. If you kept that faith intact through it all,
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  Speaker 5: and you produced an incredible work ethic that allows the
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  Speaker 5: most opportunities for God to show you favor. See without
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  Speaker 5: that what you want God to do? See, you can
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  Speaker 5: have faith and be sitting at the house watching TV.
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  Speaker 5: There's nothing being produced, no opportunities.
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  Speaker 2: For God to show show you favor.
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  Speaker 5: And you got to do some things man, that you
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  Speaker 5: are uncomfortable doing or don't feel like doing, or something
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  Speaker 5: that don't have the right payoff right in front of
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  Speaker 5: your face, with the faith that it'll pay off later on. See,
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  Speaker 5: too many people are working for the right now reward,
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  Speaker 5: and the right now reward is not how it works.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes the reward is coming later on up the road.
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  Speaker 5: But the only way you can know that is if
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  Speaker 5: you got to You got to apply the faith and
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  Speaker 5: see the reason you don't know that that it's coming
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  Speaker 5: like that, or you have to have faith to believe
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  Speaker 5: that it's coming, because faith is the belief in things
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  Speaker 5: that you cannot see.
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  Speaker 2: That's what faith is. You know you're standing at Let
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  Speaker 2: me give you exam.
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  Speaker 5: You standing at the crosswalk with a walk sign on
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  Speaker 5: it and the sign flashing on the corner. Don't walk,
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  Speaker 5: then that the signs say walk. What do you think
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  Speaker 5: your chances are making it across that street?
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  Speaker 2: Is what? Pretty good?
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  Speaker 5: Because guess what the signs say walk. You can see
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  Speaker 5: the other side. There's other people in the cross walk walking,
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  Speaker 5: So guess what you strike out blindly? It don't take
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  Speaker 5: a lot of faith to get across that streets.
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  Speaker 2: That's not what I'm talking to you about.
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  Speaker 5: I'm talking about the faith, the belief in things that
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  Speaker 5: you cannot see, the faith that what I'm doing today,
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  Speaker 5: I believe in my heart of heart that God wouldn't
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  Speaker 5: bring me this far to leave me. That God is
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  Speaker 5: a true and living God, that he keeps his promises,
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  Speaker 5: that later on, there's things that I'm working towards right
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  Speaker 5: now gonna pay off later on. See, too many people
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  Speaker 5: want the reward right now. See that's not the exhibition
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  Speaker 5: of faith. If it's the right thing to do, if
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  Speaker 5: it's if it's a good thing to do, if it's
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  Speaker 5: a just thing to do. See if it's sin in it,
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  Speaker 5: it ain't God. You can just clear it on up
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  Speaker 5: right there. You can stop all the wondering. If that's
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  Speaker 5: His voice talking to you, if it's the right thing
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  Speaker 5: to do, if it's sin in it.
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  Speaker 2: It's not God talking to you. Kill it.
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  Speaker 5: You can shut it down. You ain't got to wonder
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  Speaker 5: about it. Go down there secret venge that ain't God.
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  Speaker 5: Go tell them off when you see them. That ain't God.
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  Speaker 5: Anything that's got seining in it is not God's voice
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  Speaker 5: telling you to do it.
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  Speaker 2: So you can kill that conversation today. That's how you know.
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  Speaker 5: But if you aligning yourself up man and you and
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  Speaker 5: what you're doing is just and right and correct and
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  Speaker 5: pleasing in the sight of God, it'll pay off for
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  Speaker 5: you later on. And see, here's the best way I
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  Speaker 5: can tell to his Another way, when you're going somewhere,
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  Speaker 5: when you're on the road to going somewhere, and you
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  Speaker 5: know the somewhere that you're trying to get to. Let's
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  Speaker 5: say you've set a goal or vision for yourself. You
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  Speaker 5: know where you want to get to, You got a
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  Speaker 5: good idea, and you own your way to going there.
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  Speaker 5: Listen to me when it gets hard, and it is
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  Speaker 5: going to get hard, when it gets difficult, and it
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  Speaker 5: is going to get difficult, when it becomes challenging, and
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  Speaker 5: it is going to become challenging when it becomes all
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  Speaker 5: three of those things when it don't look like it's
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  Speaker 5: gonna happen, don't stop and complain so much. But see,
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  Speaker 5: I know he don't bless me. But in the middle
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  Speaker 5: of it, man, I felt a little heavy. And you
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  Speaker 5: got to be careful when it gets hard for you,
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  Speaker 5: because you'll find yourself complaining. And when you complain and see,
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  Speaker 5: what you can't do is you can't complain so much
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  Speaker 5: that you forget that the place that you're trying to
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  Speaker 5: go to, you actually own your way there still. See,
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  Speaker 5: don't get caught up into complaining and then lose sight
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  Speaker 5: of your.
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  Speaker 2: Blessing that's actually happening to you.
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  Speaker 5: What really, man, of all the times to register a
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  Speaker 5: complaint to God, to sit up and go, hey, man,
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  Speaker 5: I didn't I wanted to ease back into this thing.
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  Speaker 5: Ease back in, man, you in. It's a tornado whirling
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  Speaker 5: around you. You ain't got time to ease back in. You
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  Speaker 5: gots it. Go on and jump back in it. It
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  Speaker 5: is what it is to whom much is given, much
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  Speaker 5: is required. Always appreciate the blessings. Don't get so caught
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  Speaker 5: up in the complaints that you lose sight of the blessings. Man,
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  Speaker 5: God got a lot for you in your life.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 2: But you got to have them two things, y'all.
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  Speaker 5: You got to take that faith and you got to
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  Speaker 5: ply a crazy work ethic to it. And that creates
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  Speaker 5: the most opportunities for God to show your favor. And
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  Speaker 5: when God starts showing your favor, Man, all them seeds
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  Speaker 5: you plant it that, all of that wheat you've been sowing,
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  Speaker 5: all of that hard work you've been put in God
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  Speaker 5: to pay it off.
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  Speaker 2: And he'll pay it off in ways that you don't
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  Speaker 2: even see coming.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, cool, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen. The time has come, a new day
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  Speaker 5: has arrived. He did it again. Hey, God boy, he's
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  Speaker 5: something else.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: He the only one could do it.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 5: You know what he show up, never been late, track record,
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  Speaker 5: one thousand percent, accountability, all of it. He checks all
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  Speaker 5: the blocks. I don't know nobody else check all the blocks.
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  Speaker 5: But God, almighty. Wow, that's a good friend to have, man,
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  Speaker 5: check all the blocks. God answers to all your questions
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  Speaker 5: and got a solution to all your problems. Man, if
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  Speaker 5: you don't do nothing else, get your relationship with God. Man,
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  Speaker 5: if you don't do nothing else. So sometimes your focus
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  Speaker 5: is too much on relationship on a man or a woman.
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  Speaker 5: You better get you some god man, somebody ain't gonna
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  Speaker 5: ever check out on you.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: Steve, Robin, Marty Show, Sherlon Strawberry, call the Frail Mississippi,
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  Speaker 5: Marnicca Jr. And the legend that is Nephew Tommy Well Junior.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I just got a question for you this morning,
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  Speaker 8: got a question for you this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Consider this is Easter week? Up? Uh huh?
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  Speaker 8: Could you have been a disciple lord with the Lord
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  Speaker 8: back in the day?
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  Speaker 2: Up?
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  Speaker 8: Could you have followed the Lord back in the day?
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  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey to disciple? Could you been a disciple?
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  Speaker 3: Look?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm doing it now walk talk about walking with
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  Speaker 2: every day. You woul't complain by nothing? You would have.
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  Speaker 5: No, Steve didn't. I didn't say that. I said I
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  Speaker 5: be a disciple.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Now you know I'm gonna go over there
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  Speaker 2: with him.
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  Speaker 5: But all this rock throwing, y'all talking about doing it,
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  Speaker 5: all this, his spitting all this here, That's what I'm
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  Speaker 5: here for.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 5: When Jesus leave, I'm gonna come back over here this evening.
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  Speaker 5: Throw something next time, we come.
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  Speaker 2: To town here, Yeah, throw something, Okay.
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  Speaker 5: You know I'll be back there. I'll be back selling
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  Speaker 5: all the stories. So y'all gonna throw something five thousand,
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  Speaker 5: y'all all, y'all hung You ain't see what they deal
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  Speaker 5: with their fish? Yeah, huh, I'll be his hype man.
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  Speaker 5: Five fish, two lower bread.
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  Speaker 3: You ain't on you.
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  Speaker 2: You aren't there for that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he wouldn't beat there for that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, raising last, and then I know he already knew,
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  Speaker 5: but i'd have been on him by Judas. He Hey, man,
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  Speaker 5: we need out of here because the dude right here
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  Speaker 5: he's tripping.
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  Speaker 1: You can already tell.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a I'm I'm I'm a warm Judas though
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  Speaker 5: I know I noticed the way it's got to go. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but when I find out about it, No, yeah, y'all
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  Speaker 5: could have been one.
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  Speaker 2: But you know it's just.
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  Speaker 5: You know, man, I think I've come to the I've
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  Speaker 5: come to understand better and better as I walk with him.
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  Speaker 2: You know that they are none perfect, No, not one
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  Speaker 2: and so and so.
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  Speaker 5: As I keep that in mind, I keep that in
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  Speaker 5: mind for myself, and I watch a lot of people
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  Speaker 5: online and stuff because I follow a lot of motivational stuff.
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  Speaker 5: And you know, I watch some people out there talking
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  Speaker 5: about perfection. Okay, all you doing is talking about it.
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  Speaker 5: You do know that, don't you.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't gonna never get there boy, all right, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't seeing the chip.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 1: hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back.
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  Speaker 9: has your wife ever snapped on you in public?
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  Speaker 10: And snapped on me? I mean what I mean? She
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  Speaker 10: My wife ain't crazy. She don't just snap on me.
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  Speaker 10: She might, you know, try to check me, say something.
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  Speaker 10: You know what I'm saying. She ain't just gonna snap
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  Speaker 10: on me in public.
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  Speaker 2: So your wife, so your wife has tried to check you,
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  Speaker 2: is what you're saying.
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  Speaker 10: May not check me per se. I mean she might.
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  Speaker 10: She might not like something I'm doing and might say
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  Speaker 10: something about it. We don't just snap on.
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  Speaker 9: So basically, your wife is not in her place where
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  Speaker 9: she needs to be cold on.
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  Speaker 10: I mean what you mean in her place? I mean
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  Speaker 10: she might say something, you know, I mean, I might
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  Speaker 10: be doing something or you know, might be with my
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  Speaker 10: boys and might get out of control a little bit.
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  Speaker 10: She might just say something at the time, but she
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  Speaker 10: don't just try to all out check nobody. You know
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  Speaker 10: what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Okay, I'll tell you what. Let me ask
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  Speaker 2: you this one.
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  Speaker 9: Have you ever just had some plans with your guys,
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  Speaker 9: We're gonna go out, and had to change your plans
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  Speaker 9: because your wife.
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  Speaker 10: Well, I mean, if like I'm just coming by hanging
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  Speaker 10: out and I ain't let her know or something, she
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  Speaker 10: might you know, be like, well, baby already had plans,
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  Speaker 10: you know, can you say home with the boys or something.
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  Speaker 10: But I mean, I mean nothing on the regular, you know,
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  Speaker 10: I usually do what I want to do.
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  Speaker 2: It seems like denial.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, here's another one, sir, Well, no, listen, hear me out.
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  Speaker 2: Now, let me ask you this has your wife.
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  Speaker 9: Let's say, back when Michael Jordan was playing basketball, did
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  Speaker 9: you ever miss a playoff game on television because your
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  Speaker 9: wife wanted to watch something else?
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  Speaker 2: Nah?
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  Speaker 10: I mean we got two TVs in my house. Man,
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  Speaker 10: I wish now, I don't even get that. I mean
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  Speaker 10: I might have to watch a little TV, okay, but
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  Speaker 10: I mean I usually watch it on.
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  Speaker 2: The big show. Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: But but you doing you've been pushed to watching the
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  Speaker 9: smaller television.
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  Speaker 10: No, I wouldn't push to do nothing. Man. What I'm
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  Speaker 10: trying to tell you is, I mean we compromised. We
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  Speaker 10: do fifty fifty in my house. I mean, she might
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  Speaker 10: get the big TV to watch her stories or something,
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  Speaker 10: and I just had to go watch the little TV
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  Speaker 10: and little TV dude go out of every once and
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  Speaker 10: see there we go. So with that, though, I'm cool
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  Speaker 10: with that.
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  Speaker 2: You're with that. So you're with that. You're actually the
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  Speaker 2: one that's programmed.
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  Speaker 10: And you ain't nothing wrong with my wife. Ain't nothing
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  Speaker 10: wrong with my family. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: I understand.
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  Speaker 9: Well, let me the reason why I'm asking you these
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  Speaker 9: particular questions is because someone has actually let me know
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  Speaker 9: the problems that are at hand in your household.
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask you. I got one question for you.
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  Speaker 2: Here's what I want to ask you. Has your wife
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  Speaker 2: ever cussed you out at a family cookout?
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  Speaker 10: Hey? Man, hold on, man, you know what you're getting
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  Speaker 10: a little personal man.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I'm here, I'm here.
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  Speaker 10: I never heard of this company. Man, I've never heard
• 18:28
  Speaker 10: of you.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: This is something new.
• 18:30
  Speaker 10: Is definitely saying something new. I mean, don't make me
• 18:32
  Speaker 10: be your auny pig. Don't start. I'll calling me trying
• 18:35
  Speaker 10: to get you know, referral to a clientele or whatever
• 18:38
  Speaker 10: it is you're trying to do man, don't call me
• 18:40
  Speaker 10: with this nonsense, partner, and.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I completely understand that w C S Sir is here
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: to benefit you.
• 18:47
  Speaker 10: No benefit to me. Man, getting a look at my
• 18:49
  Speaker 10: personal business one and what's going on in my household?
• 18:52
  Speaker 9: Okay, well, last thing I want to ask you, and
• 18:54
  Speaker 9: this is the last question I have for you.
• 18:57
  Speaker 10: Make this the last straight up?
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: Okay, have you do you? Do you buy your own
• 19:02
  Speaker 9: clothes or does she buy the.
• 19:03
  Speaker 10: To you know what? Man?
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: This man?
• 19:05
  Speaker 10: You whatever company this is? Dog, don't call Mause no more?
• 19:09
  Speaker 10: And whatever put you up to this? Whoever give you
• 19:12
  Speaker 10: my number? Talking about my wife? Checked me, U, got
• 19:15
  Speaker 10: me under control, got me on lock man? You telling
• 19:18
  Speaker 10: him too? Don't call me no more?
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: What are you are?
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: You?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Are you in denying?
• 19:23
  Speaker 10: Now? Dog? Don't call now no more. I'm gonna tell
• 19:26
  Speaker 10: you what, George Foreman or whatever Marcus for whoever you are,
• 19:33
  Speaker 10: George Foreman, Marcus, Hey, I'm gonna tell you right now.
• 19:36
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna find out what yam located.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: Dog.
• 19:38
  Speaker 10: I'm coming down there and I'm gonna push him that
• 19:40
  Speaker 10: you're in my personal.
• 19:42
  Speaker 9: You're ready to retaliate on me, but you don't want
• 19:45
  Speaker 9: to retaliate on the problems you have with your wife retaliation.
• 19:49
  Speaker 10: Man, what I'm saying you you're calling my house, I'm
• 19:52
  Speaker 10: minding my own and you worrying about who am watching
• 19:54
  Speaker 10: what TV? In my house and my wife chicking me
• 19:57
  Speaker 10: in public? I want, man, Hey, don look, I'm mister.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Don't you want to watch the big television?
• 20:03
  Speaker 11: Big TV?
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 20:04
  Speaker 10: I'm comfortable with the TV I got. You know what
• 20:06
  Speaker 10: I'm saying, It's in my room. I come across the bed.
• 20:09
  Speaker 10: Watch whatever you want to whenever I'm going.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: To with.
• 20:14
  Speaker 10: My partners, doll, not like you need to get part
• 20:18
  Speaker 10: you call it.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Ask me your dumb what you want to do to me?
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Your wife has already done to you.
• 20:24
  Speaker 10: I say, you got the number block? What's your phone number?
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 20:27
  Speaker 10: Give me something, tell me where to find you.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Why are you in denial?
• 20:32
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna tell you what's and what you.
• 20:33
  Speaker 9: Need to get your wife checked in to White Correctional
• 20:36
  Speaker 9: Services so that you can live a better life.
• 20:40
  Speaker 10: Whoever may I need to get a life?
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 20:43
  Speaker 10: Can I get a life? Man? Except calling me doll?
• 20:45
  Speaker 10: For real?
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: I understand that. Can I say one more thing that
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: you say?
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: You can't say ses to me?
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Straight up?
• 20:51
  Speaker 9: Listen to me, sir, what what what's his nephew tire
• 20:54
  Speaker 9: me from the Steve harved Morning Show.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: You just got prank by your boy.
• 20:59
  Speaker 11: Justin you know what?
• 21:05
  Speaker 10: I don't know? Hey, Okay, y'all got men.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: What is the baddest radio show.
• 21:14
  Speaker 10: In the land already know? Is you my boy Steve
• 21:18
  Speaker 10: Harvey doing in the morning on the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: And now you have it?
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 21:23
  Speaker 9: Uh, that's that's that stupid this morning. That's the first
• 21:26
  Speaker 9: he's spooning of stupid.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up next to his ask to Seelo
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building right after this,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: You can't let the urge.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: To sing your favorite songs while you're driving distract you
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: from that truck drifting toward your lane or that lane splitting.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Biker creeping up.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: Besides, fortunately, every Honday offers advanced safety features that can
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: alert you to potential dangers around.
• 21:57
  Speaker 9: And Hondai has over one hundred and thirty IHS Top
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: Safety awards since two thousand and six. IIHS Top Safety
• 22:04
  Speaker 9: awards include Top Safety Pick and Top Safety Pick, plus
• 22:08
  Speaker 9: awards to Hondai vehicles from two thousand and six to
• 22:11
  Speaker 9: twenty twenty five.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: It is time now for ask the Colo Cheaf love Officer,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey in the building. He's ready for your love questions.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Joyce in East Orange says, I was working as a
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: waitress until a month ago. I got fired because I
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: went out with the customer and his wife had me fired.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I waited on him regularly, but I didn't know he
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: was married. I'm hurt, but I understand. Should I apologize
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: to his wife?
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Well, I wouldn't. I pretty much stay away from that.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, don't every.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Don't.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: Don't walk through the door with bullets coming out of it.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: I don't recommend it. I don't recommend that.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: You can.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: You can find out her email or send her a
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: letter and say I'll give you my word. I did
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: not know you could say that. But no more, you
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: can't say nothing to her faith. You didn't know.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Let you didn't go. You know that's right?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, all right. Moving on to Pooch. Moving on
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: to Pooch in Tampa, Pooch says, my husband and I
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: got married in February, but he hasn't moved in with
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: me because I won't add his name to my deed.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I know it sounds crazy, but I don't know him
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: like that. Am I crazy for thinking this way? Or
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: do I have the right to be cautious?
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Oh a little late, Yeah, a little late.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute, you think putting his name on the deed.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: And him not moving in is a bigger move than
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: y'all got married?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Married?
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: I'm confused.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute, man, I don't know him like that.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: That statement right there, that is really why are you married? You?
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know him like that?
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: You yet you got married? I'm confused about this?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you done.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Put the car all in front of the horse, not
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: a horse. Don't want to act right? And you wonder
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: why the car ain't going nowhere? Man, lady all this
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: is bad. I can't help you. I can't help him.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Don't put his name on the lease on the indeed.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Look, y'all, why don't y'all get this thing a numb
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: before we go too much? First?
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: You don't know him like that, He won't name on
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: the title, He ain't moving in. It's been February, it's
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: is April, it's two mosch Get this thing and know
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: what y'all doing. Y'all ain't got no business together.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: You don't know. I don't know him like that? What?
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: But you married him?
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. We went to the halt. You went to
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: the halt.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: And moving on to Lexander and Racine, Lexand says, I've
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: been dating a great guy for three months and I
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: don't want to invite him to my house for Easter
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: because he has two teeth missing on one side. He
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: is getting dental implants in May, so I will let
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: him meet my friends after that. How should I tell
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: him this?
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Listen to me, listen to like, Okay, her name, lex said,
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: his name probably Robson. So you talked to him rob
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: We need to talk a little bit. Listen, baby, Easter
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: is coming. Now, you go get your teeth fixed in May.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: The first impressions is lasting impressions. Now, I don't know
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: how I done set through all this whistling and stuff.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: But you got this sitting.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: You know you can't bite into an apple without looking
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: like a jack o lanted and so I don't need
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: to what I'm here from my friends and family, So
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: I don't want you to meet them until after you
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: get the repast done inside your head and why is
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: it that we waiting on may because clear smile says
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: you can come in there and walk out with teeth
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: that day.
• 26:43
  Speaker 9: That sight.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: So a lot of people have that sight to.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: See that side tooth, see that one right there.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Because see, the reason you can play off that side
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: tooth is because when you straight on.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: And you do a quarter smile, you can hide it.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: What happens you get down at the spots bard you
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: bust out laughing.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Now people on.
• 27:08
  Speaker 12: The side of you can look clean through your head
• 27:11
  Speaker 12: to the other side of the missing on both sides,
• 27:16
  Speaker 12: both your fraying teeth is gone.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's got two missing too.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: And I'm telling you there on each side he missed
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: the frame teeth is gone. So when you laugh real hard,
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: people can see to the other side of the room.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. So it's a good thing that she's waiting
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: for him to meet her friends until he get.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, because that ain't gonna work east,
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: ain't that. It ain't that big a deal. Just go
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: to church separately. You know, he can't come to the dinner,
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: you know, none of that.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: You can't eat the ball egg over there like that.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: He can't have the hand guy.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: I know, you know, but he biting into his turkey leg,
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: but it don't quite tell because you them side teeth.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: You know, when can it come? He can't come for
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Eastern Memorial Day.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: You got you got it. You gotta wait till fourth
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: of July.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: So he lets you to earn plants incause when eating
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: them ribs, you ain't gonna be able to hide them
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: corner teeth because you got to show all your teeth
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: to bite down on them ribs with your front teeth.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: You got to get your lips all the way out
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: to wait. To bite down on the rib on with
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: them front teeth. You gotta move your lips. And once
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: you move your lips, they clearly can see. This has
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: been a dental nigga.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: So we're talking. We really talking about fourth of July
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: before they meet it.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: And then he got to practice with him because he
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: gonna cry a lot when he first get them corner
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: teeth put in, because he ain't had them in a while,
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: and he gonna be biting down on his tongue A
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: bunch of times.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Moved.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I moved in Halloween privately.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on to Sabrina in Portland. Uh
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Sabrina says, my husband bought me a Tesla for my
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: birthday and I work from home, so he started driving
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: it to work a few days a week. When I
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: drive it, it doesn't feel new and special anymore. How
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: do I tell him that he needs to drive his
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: own car?
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: That you to him, just like you told us.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: It's women doing this all over the country, but you
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: got I jumped in one of Mandree's cars one time.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: She told me, Steve, Steve, if you gonna smoke cigar,
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: you can't uh smoke cigar in my car. So I'm
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: banned from her cars. If I smoke a cigar, A
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: cigar will make your car n smell brand new. I
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: can tell you that for a fact. Yeah, all the
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: new car gone with.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: That new cars.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, so there you go.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: And I bought the car.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: They can't drive a car, so hook tell it all right?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Sellow.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: This is Steve Harbin Martin show Man. Why do we
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: have a radio show?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: If we're gonna do it right, listen to your.
• 30:17
  Speaker 9: That's stupid, stupid, That's what I'm talking about.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Boy, say that many.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Say that show.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: If we're gonna be right, ste Show coming up right
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: after you.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, time
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: to have some more fun with you with another edition
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: of Ask Steve.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: You ready, I'm absolutely all these are rapid fire questions again.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a little mixture, Yeah, a little mixture.
• 30:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Just don't take you know, all data. Answer one question because.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: We're trying to get many questions.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: We do many questions. It's possible, Steve. That's all, honey.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I love you like my mama. You say her up now? Yeah,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: all right, here we go. All right, springtime? What is
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: your springtime clothing fetish? Steve?
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: White pants? Got to have me some white pants. Love it,
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: love it, boy, I don't know what it is. I
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: love wearing white pants. Man, white pants, cream pants, light
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: tone pants for boy.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: That new designer with Louis Vatan. Oh yeah, came out
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: with these jeans.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Boy, they got a white panto. Boy got them.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: Bought five pair of jeans already. Wow, yeah it ain't
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: none of them blue yeah, yellow anyway, just one pair
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: of white ones, green tied eyed pair, a blue floor pair,
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: one stone washed pair.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: All right, you better wear them the work because I
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: got a bet.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: I will as soon as I get the bottom here.
• 32:06
  Speaker 13: All right, next question, Carla, all right, finish this statement, Steve.
• 32:10
  Speaker 13: Spring is finally here and I'm going to get naked.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Come on you.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: Come on here, man boy, I'm finish.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: What I got to do.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Is finding out.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: I don't give the spring, winter, summer have it this year?
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: The pipers back, I'm fitting my wardrobe rock. I've been
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: tired of dressing for daytime television and talk shows, game show.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I'm through. Okay, the pimp is.
• 32:50
  Speaker 9: Back, okay, okay, okay, So let that brings up this
• 32:54
  Speaker 9: next question.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Here me go if you are single?
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: Now, im that's a big so we're just just a hypothetical. Yes,
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: it is just here we go the whole Hold on,
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: let me clean my mind out now, Okay, I gotta
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: stop thinking marriage in heaven. Yeah, just answer hell yeah
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: yeah yeah. If I ain't considered marriage on heaven, I
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: can answer this a little bit more free.
• 33:17
  Speaker 9: Come on, all right, If you were single, who would
• 33:20
  Speaker 9: you like to have a spring flame whip?
• 33:26
  Speaker 14: You can see question trouble, but you're answer because it's
• 33:38
  Speaker 14: your job.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: How old am I? No time?
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Oh man?
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Let's make that thing right, you know. Brown forty.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they leading I'm all back down in twenties. Help
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: them tell me down in the twenties, I probably i'd
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: probably be dating about four of them girls on Instagram
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: for them little girls off Instagram.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Bobby forty eight, Yeah, stuff like that anyway, he got.
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: Fun forty Okay, okay, all let's switch it up dd
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: I know that's that's we got that, but let's waitch
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: it up.
• 34:25
  Speaker 15: Uh Oh?
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: What makes you both happy and say it at the
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: same time?
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Say it again?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: What makes you both happy and say it.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: At the same time. Yeah, that's the sex.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: The same time.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Boy, when I'm doing it, sad when it's over.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: As soon as it's gotta be over at some point.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, ain't ever good when.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: I like that?
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: That's good? All right.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: See here's another one. What's the stupid You've done something
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: really stupid and hurt yourself? What was that? How did
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: something like a stupid dumb thing you did and you
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: wind it wound up hurting yourself and dang it, you
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: hurt yourself.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you well.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: When I was a kid, I was riding bike down
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: the street one time and this girl was on the
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: port named Michelle. Okay, and you know how you ride
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: with no hands?
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And I.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: Was riding down the street with no hands and she
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: looking at me, so I tried to look at her
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: and just look at her like, yeah, I.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: See you looking at me. And it was a station wagon.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: It was parked, and my bike had drifted over and
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: the bike slammed into the back of the station wagon.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: The real window on the station wagon was down. Mike
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: flew all the way up to the second seat. When
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: I set up my was near driving. I shot through
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: that window, skipped the top of my head. I had
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: long hair cut anyway back there, and tore my knees
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: up on the thing. I was bleeding on head and
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: both legs when I set up in that car.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Wow, it's crazy. That was a pretty bad one from
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: me right.
• 36:12
  Speaker 13: Now to show off for her, All right, Carla, What
• 36:16
  Speaker 13: is the worst food and drink combination that.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: I've ever had?
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: I had a Mister Hero.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Sandwich one time in Cleveland, Okay, extra onions.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Some of the meat on the sandwich I had was tainted.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: Oh and I had a large grape soda. I ate
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: that whole twelve inch HOGI and that whole can of
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: fantle grape soda.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: That was about ten o'clock at night, two thirty.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: I was trying to make it downstairs to that bathroom.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: I threw purple sandwich meet all down in the hallway.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: That's the worst eating combination.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Out for el be hand.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'll never.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: Forget that, mister hero sandwich with that purple fan to
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: grape soak.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: All right, thank you, Steve.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: That's all for ask Steve. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: You can't let the.
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: Urge to sing your favorite songs while you're driving distract
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: you from that truck drifting toward your lane or that
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: lane splitting biker creeping up besides you. Fortunately, every Hunday
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: offers advanced safety features that can alert you to potential
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: dangers around.
• 37:42
  Speaker 9: And Hondai has over one hundred and thirty IIHS Top
• 37:45
  Speaker 9: Safety awards since two thousand and six. IIHS Top Safety
• 37:49
  Speaker 9: awards include Top Safety Pick and Top Safety Pick plus
• 37:53
  Speaker 9: awards to Hondai vehicles from two thousand and six to
• 37:56
  Speaker 9: twenty twenty five.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Time out guys for would your rather Would you rather
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: soak in a tub of hot dog water or would
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: you rather sit in a jacuzzie? With fifteen people.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: Well, when I'm when I'm in the tub, I'm making
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: hot dog water.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: So that's so that's how stay that is.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: If you nephew, Yeah, I rather let me get into
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: hot So that's because you don't.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: You didn't.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: You didn't get the joke, So just do that. Don't
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: kill it joke. Just say you didn't get the joke.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: If I'm sitting in the bath tub it I'm making
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: hot dog water. But you know, mister, mister kill it jokes,
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 38:43
  Speaker 13: Know.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: He's so busy, he's busy being a germophobic. Now you
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: don't get a joke up in there with them fifteen people.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: You don't know?
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: All right, Well, I've never I've never climbed into a
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: hot tub at a resort while people was in it.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: Now I've been at a resort and nobody was in it,
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: and then some people came and got in it.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: I got up and get out.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: That's right, that's right, all right, I'm just not going
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: to be in no tuble water and look over and
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: it's another dude.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: In that we do this here, all right?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Moving on, moving on, guys, would you rather have an
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: X over for Easter dinner?
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: B B.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather fast from eating all day? That
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: means Sam, Yeah, you've gone fast rather than have your
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: for dinner.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: I've had the day, foe had two days the faster
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: I want him. Yeah, I'll be.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Your ex over for a couple hours.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Don't give up. I will fight you rushed to the hospital.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: Have you ever stayed with somebody you couldn't stand for
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: a period of time?
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Do you know what hour feel like?
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Two hours east of dinner.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: That'll be the most unholy meal I've ever eaten.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: On sh All right, keeping on that eating subject. Would
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: you rather eat twenty four Easter eggs in a day
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: or an entire green bean castle roll.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: And tire grow green and castle roll? Yeah, you better
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: give me that green bean castle, your eggs, gonna pack
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: your partner four eggs? Boy, you demand, it's gonna be
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: with you for a month.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Would you rather wear a tight muscle shirt on stage?
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Be tight muscle shirt on stage or perform barefoot? B? B?
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah my feet ain't bad, but my body with a
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: tight muscle shirt on down, it's come. That's the show
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: right there. Yeah, all my matill would be about me.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: That's today's round. Would you rather thanks, guys, we'll be back.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: What's going on? This is your boy, Kevin Hart.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: This is Erica Badu.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Hey, this is Dave Chappelle. Yo, what's up? This is
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: ice Cube. I can't call it. This your man Cedric
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: the Entertainer. And you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: That my doubt you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: everybody knows that Easter is on Sunday, which means it's
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: time for the kids to give their Easter speeches. Here
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: are some examples, yeah, for when Easter speeches go badly. Okay,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: today we'll have speeches by Little Jay, Little Junior. H
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: little Tommy over there and look at him over there, Hi,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: little Stevie. All right, this first speech will be.
• 41:47
  Speaker 15: By Little j Okay, okay, okay, okay. Easter is more
• 41:53
  Speaker 15: than just bunnies. Okay, is more than just bunnies and candy.
• 41:59
  Speaker 15: Uh uh how got boo boo?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, that didn't go well. Okay, now it's time for
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Little Junior. Little Junior, he is not here. He has
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: risen just as he said.
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: Hey boy, hey, Daddy Bobby, there's my other brother is
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: sister Dad. Daddy told me not to tell you about
• 42:28
  Speaker 7: hy y'all.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I like going on besides the fact that he has asthma. Okay,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: we need to have a speech by Little Tommy. Now,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: come on up, little Tommy.
• 42:45
  Speaker 9: Here come Peter cotton tail hopping down the bunny trail.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Hey, there, got mister Johnson.
• 42:56
  Speaker 9: Mister Johnson come over the house every day after Daddy
• 42:59
  Speaker 9: go to wait, hey, mister Johnson, mister Johnson.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, every everyone calms down. Uh now it's
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: time for Little Steve. Come on up, Little Steve.
• 43:15
  Speaker 9: Jeez.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: They're many years ago on the cross he died. Yes, hey, Daddy,
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: that's your boss, the one you call big flast stupid.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: All right, okay, quite everyone, let's get back to little
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: j Come on, come on, little ja your turn.
• 43:44
  Speaker 15: Okay, okay, okay. He died, but on the he died.
• 43:50
  Speaker 15: He died, but he died, but on the seventh day
• 43:53
  Speaker 15: he rolled. Hey, that's the guy to give that in
• 43:56
  Speaker 15: Little Packs of Sugar. Daddy put it in his podcast.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, uh moving, hey, okay, moving, moving right along with
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: our Easter program, It's time once again for Little Junior.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Little Jor.
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: He gave his life for us that we could be. Hey,
• 44:29
  Speaker 7: that's the lady that comes out of the building that
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: has dances on it, and Daddy always give her buddy
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: and says, this is funny.
• 44:38
  Speaker 16: Baby, Little Tommy, Little little Tommy, you have your speech
• 44:49
  Speaker 16: ready now you're.
• 44:54
  Speaker 9: Tall, ears, clean nose, tiny tail.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Hey mommy.
• 45:02
  Speaker 9: And that that's the lady that's got a little boy
• 45:04
  Speaker 9: that looks.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Just like me and Daddy.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Now now, now, hey, we well ended right here with
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: little Stevie.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: Okay, well we sure we ain't gonna ended with this one,
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: because Easter is a day for dressing up. Hey, dad,
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: that gonna demand to give me five dollars to stay
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: down stair at to play video game.
• 45:30
  Speaker 7: Hey met the Carter, Thanks sport of money. They run
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: out here for another five next Friday.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, Daddy, you don't know him.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: That's met the Carter and that daddy, Daddy, Daddy, why
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: are you choking at the carter?
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Happy Easter.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: That concludes our Eastern program, Ladies and gentlemen, Thank you
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: everyone on boys my mama saying it all right up
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: next guys, Tommy's prank phone call. Right after this, you're
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. The top of
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after today's strawberry letter.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: But up next, nephew Tommy right here with today's prank
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: phone call. What you got neft? Are you?
• 46:29
  Speaker 9: Wait?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: What are you for?
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: My mama?
• 46:34
  Speaker 17: He's crying, Mama, my mama tree, about your mother's tree,
• 46:47
  Speaker 17: My mama tree, my mama tree.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: A method with his acting.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: That's the tree. That's the tree we played. Hi, I
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: go see go.
• 47:02
  Speaker 9: Five ten fifty twenty five, thirty thirty five for fifty five.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Big thing Red's not here. That's mama.
• 47:11
  Speaker 17: That's my mama that thank God got down.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Hello, man, I speak to lord.
• 47:23
  Speaker 11: Yeah, this lord terror? Who this terror? About ten minutes
• 47:27
  Speaker 11: from the yard?
• 47:28
  Speaker 10: Big dog?
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: This ain't no r Look man, is this lord that
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: worked for push?
• 47:33
  Speaker 9: Yes, sir, listen, you just came down Clayton Street and
• 47:36
  Speaker 9: hit me and tow all the limbs off my mama
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: maple tree that's hanging over the street. And now she
• 47:41
  Speaker 9: got limbs hanging all in the street. We got to
• 47:43
  Speaker 9: cut this whole tree down because.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: You didne messed it up. And you're the one that
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: just drove through here.
• 47:48
  Speaker 18: Hey, sir, I ain't been down Clayton Street today, Sir,
• 47:51
  Speaker 18: say what. I ain't been down Clayton Street today. I
• 47:54
  Speaker 18: ain't been in a residential neighborhood today.
• 47:56
  Speaker 9: You just came down Clayton Street a couple of hours
• 47:59
  Speaker 9: ago and told all the limbs.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Off my mama tree.
• 48:02
  Speaker 10: Sorry, my mama, that.
• 48:03
  Speaker 9: Tree been and I finished twenty five years and if
• 48:05
  Speaker 9: you just came down the street.
• 48:07
  Speaker 18: And just tow it all apart, Sir, I ain't been
• 48:09
  Speaker 18: down Clayton Roll today.
• 48:10
  Speaker 11: How did you get this number?
• 48:11
  Speaker 9: By the way, don't worry about how I got your number.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Somebody got to pay for my mama tree.
• 48:16
  Speaker 18: Well, sir, I ain't been down Clayton Road today.
• 48:18
  Speaker 10: I'm sorry.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Call it call him back down. Hello, Lord, did you
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: just hang up on me?
• 48:25
  Speaker 18: Yes, sir, I told you I didn't been down on
• 48:27
  Speaker 18: Clayton Roll today.
• 48:28
  Speaker 11: Now you know what.
• 48:29
  Speaker 9: Look I told you you just came down Clayton Road
• 48:32
  Speaker 9: and just and just tow my mama tree.
• 48:33
  Speaker 11: Up all lived down, no residential neighborhood today. Man, quit
• 48:37
  Speaker 11: calling my phone with that.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Look, my grandmama planted that tree.
• 48:41
  Speaker 11: Now you got planted it, moved them out, then cut
• 48:45
  Speaker 11: the branches off. The cunner with.
• 48:47
  Speaker 9: Them branches is clear enough you're not supposed to be
• 48:49
  Speaker 9: driving them ainten wheel trucks down this residential area like
• 48:52
  Speaker 9: this here, man.
• 48:53
  Speaker 11: I would make the livery got If I had to
• 48:56
  Speaker 11: come down that tree, I would have. But I told
• 48:58
  Speaker 11: you one, I ain't came down. Don't know Clayton Street today.
• 49:01
  Speaker 9: You just said you had to make a delivery. Now
• 49:03
  Speaker 9: you saying you ain't been down Clayton Street.
• 49:05
  Speaker 11: Said, if I hadn't made delivered down there, I would
• 49:08
  Speaker 11: have came down that street. I ain't had to come
• 49:10
  Speaker 11: down there.
• 49:11
  Speaker 9: You've been on Clayton Street today, Now that part I
• 49:14
  Speaker 9: do know.
• 49:14
  Speaker 11: And what you got the wrong driver, dude, No.
• 49:17
  Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, no no, I got the right driver.
• 49:20
  Speaker 9: And what I do know is you then told my
• 49:22
  Speaker 9: mama tree up, we got to cut this on tree down,
• 49:24
  Speaker 9: and you know what you gonna pay for this?
• 49:27
  Speaker 11: Then, I ain't saying for a muddle tree that.
• 49:30
  Speaker 9: I know you ain't talking about my mama tree.
• 49:32
  Speaker 11: Well, guess what, take your tree and take your mama
• 49:37
  Speaker 11: and both of y'all go out there and playing another
• 49:39
  Speaker 11: street in.
• 49:40
  Speaker 9: We ain't playing no more tree. That tree been in
• 49:42
  Speaker 9: our family for years. You're gonna mess around and get
• 49:45
  Speaker 9: your swip behind this tree.
• 49:47
  Speaker 11: Bring it on in, bring your dong, and bring the
• 49:50
  Speaker 11: tree which.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: You gonna make me whoop with a bridge off that tree.
• 49:54
  Speaker 11: Well, I tell you what if you that bad, then
• 49:57
  Speaker 11: I tell you what if I was on Clayton Street today,
• 50:00
  Speaker 11: I meet you on Clayton Street with the tree.
• 50:03
  Speaker 9: You come on over here to Clayton right now, because
• 50:05
  Speaker 9: I'm right out here in the street on the cartner's phone.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: You come on outside.
• 50:10
  Speaker 9: My mama sitting up in there crying behind this street
• 50:12
  Speaker 9: because you done told the limbs off of me and
• 50:14
  Speaker 9: we got to cut it down that because you done
• 50:15
  Speaker 9: messed it up.
• 50:16
  Speaker 11: Don't give her napped in this yellow white But then
• 50:20
  Speaker 11: I ain't been down the street.
• 50:22
  Speaker 9: I know you ain't sitting there talking about my mama. No,
• 50:24
  Speaker 9: see you tripping now, dog ain't tripping, dog you already.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Look man, I grew up with this tree in my
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: front yard. I grew up with this tree.
• 50:34
  Speaker 9: Now you got the nerve to drive through here and
• 50:36
  Speaker 9: driving too fast, because if you wud have drove so,
• 50:38
  Speaker 9: you wouldn't have been hitting all them limbs like that
• 50:40
  Speaker 9: y'all be doing running down here too fast through here.
• 50:43
  Speaker 11: Man, Look here, I told you once, man, I ain't
• 50:45
  Speaker 11: been down on Clayton Street. Now, like I told you,
• 50:49
  Speaker 11: if you want to meet me on Clayton Street, will
• 50:51
  Speaker 11: all right. Now, I'm sorry about your mom, Trish, but hell,
• 50:54
  Speaker 11: it ain't nothing I can do about it, cause I
• 50:56
  Speaker 11: ain't been down on Clayton Street.
• 50:58
  Speaker 9: It's one thing you can do about it. You can
• 51:00
  Speaker 9: and pay for it. And that's what you're gonna do.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Now. You're gonna either give me some money. I'm gonna
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: get it at you. But you you gonna you coming
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: over here.
• 51:08
  Speaker 9: Matter of fact, you're gonna come over here now that
• 51:11
  Speaker 9: big truck around and bring your butt on over here
• 51:14
  Speaker 9: right now.
• 51:14
  Speaker 11: Well, I might well going to turn it around because
• 51:16
  Speaker 11: I ain't paying for no tree. I kidding right now.
• 51:19
  Speaker 9: That's fine, that's fine, But I tell you, when you
• 51:22
  Speaker 9: get here, my.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Cousin here and all my uncles.
• 51:25
  Speaker 9: Is here sitting up there looking at that. What you
• 51:26
  Speaker 9: done done in this tree? So bring your own?
• 51:30
  Speaker 11: Yeah, well, look at here, take that tree and stub
• 51:34
  Speaker 11: it up. You out your yo. All right. I ain't
• 51:37
  Speaker 11: be a word with you in this tree no more
• 51:39
  Speaker 11: because I have told you what. Let me aim this tree.
• 51:42
  Speaker 9: You come on right now, because you don't know what
• 51:44
  Speaker 9: this tree mean to me? This tree right here used
• 51:46
  Speaker 9: to be home base for hide and go seek?
• 51:50
  Speaker 11: Are you crying? You big? You crying too?
• 51:53
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 51:54
  Speaker 11: Look at your dog. I ain't treat dog. Look at
• 51:57
  Speaker 11: wipe your eyes and tell what you this tree right
• 52:00
  Speaker 11: I'm turning my you just meet me on Clayton Street.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: All right, let me tell you something. This tree used
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: to be first base for kickball. Do you hit me that?
• 52:09
  Speaker 10: Boss?
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Dude?
• 52:10
  Speaker 11: I done told you one ain't tree?
• 52:12
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 52:13
  Speaker 11: Hell around this dude your name Lord.
• 52:17
  Speaker 19: But you ain't hel Hell is cool Jay, and he
• 52:21
  Speaker 19: wouldn't not He wouldn't not help come down here and
• 52:24
  Speaker 19: told up my mama tree here is not that kind
• 52:26
  Speaker 19: of person.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: But you you lord?
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: Hey?
• 52:29
  Speaker 11: You crying for? Man? What crying for?
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Could you done messed up my mama tree?
• 52:35
  Speaker 11: You sound like a hero. I'm crying because my mama
• 52:38
  Speaker 11: tree broke.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. Go round and bring your down.
• 52:42
  Speaker 11: I mean that in ten minutes to meet your.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Where's than me? My uncles is here, my cousin is here.
• 52:51
  Speaker 11: All up the braider brunch family. What a bringer?
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: I tell you what?
• 52:57
  Speaker 11: Right now, it's gonna be hot water in this.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Don't make me no difference. They call you l l my,
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: knock you out, and that's what you finnah.
• 53:06
  Speaker 11: Get al m, that's come on with it because I'm
• 53:10
  Speaker 11: here all right, no running.
• 53:14
  Speaker 9: Cool, don't make me listen right up, I'm finna tell
• 53:18
  Speaker 9: you one more thing about this tree and you listening
• 53:21
  Speaker 9: to me?
• 53:21
  Speaker 11: I'm listening, bro, is you listening? I have told you what.
• 53:24
  Speaker 11: I don't give it about that, but if you want
• 53:27
  Speaker 11: to talk about it, go ahead.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
• 53:30
  Speaker 9: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: You just got pranked by your boy JJ.
• 53:35
  Speaker 11: And look, man, what did you just say?
• 53:40
  Speaker 9: This is nephew tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:44
  Speaker 9: You just got pranked by your boy.
• 53:49
  Speaker 11: You got to be kidding me.
• 53:50
  Speaker 9: Man, ain't no, ain't no tree messed up and you
• 53:57
  Speaker 9: ain't been.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: On Clayton Street though, Joe oh man, you alright, don't.
• 54:07
  Speaker 19: I'm right a man.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: What is the baddest radio show in the land.
• 54:13
  Speaker 11: Steve Harby Morning Show made.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: About to get it? You were about to get it.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Now come on right here, man, what's you crying for?
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: The tree?
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: My uncles here, my cousin, the Brady bunch.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Huh, I'm by myself.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: Playing another one.
• 54:46
  Speaker 11: I don't give up.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you can do that. Tree. I told you
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: I ain't been down Clayton Street today. Wow, Jacksonville.
• 54:58
  Speaker 9: Here we come at the Florida Theater this coming Saturday night,
• 55:01
  Speaker 9: this Easter weekend. I'm gonna, man, I'm gonna try to
• 55:04
  Speaker 9: bring y'all some eggs down and now I'm gonna happen.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: And get the egg everybody egg when they come in
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: the door.
• 55:09
  Speaker 9: You want to if I can tell, I'm gonna try
• 55:10
  Speaker 9: to get everybody Easter egg at the Florida Theater. But anyway,
• 55:13
  Speaker 9: y'all come hang out to Nephew. That's this Saturday night, Jacksonville, Flada.
• 55:17
  Speaker 9: Dude Ball, Nephew Tommy and friends. It is an evening
• 55:22
  Speaker 9: with Nephew Tommy on Saturday night and Jacksonville, Florida. Oh dear,
• 55:27
  Speaker 9: you caught to get a ticket. Tommy's giving out Easter
• 55:30
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  Speaker 9: It could be Buckle up and hold on tight. We
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  Speaker 1: Thank you nephew. Subject he needs some friends. Dear Stephen Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: My husband and I are in our late forties and
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: we've been married for twenty years. We have one son
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  Speaker 1: that was active in sports and he worked with my
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: husband helping to build his trucking business. Our son is
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  Speaker 1: nineteen years old. And he recently left the nest and
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: moved out two hours. Moved about two hours from us
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  Speaker 1: to be closer to school. He decided to change his
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: major and transferred to a better school for his degree program,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: and I was ecstatic. My husband tried to make him
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: stay closer home, and I had to talk some sense
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: into him so our son could pursue his dreams. As
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: soon as my son moved into his new place in
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: his new city, my husband went into a depressed mood,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: and I did my best to keep him company and
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: entertain him as much as I could. I realized that
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: my husband does not have real friends. He has guys
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: that work with him and my son. He stopped talking
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: to his buddies while he was getting his business going,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: so they eventually stopped coming around. All he did was
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: go to our son's games, go out to eat with
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: our son, work with our son, and watch movies with
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: our son. It's hard for my husband to sit home
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: and relax without trying to FaceTime our son. My son
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: sent me a text telling me that he was moving
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  Speaker 1: in with his girl and he's hoping his dad will
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: reconnect with his friends so he won't call him so much.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't tell my husband about the text because I
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: didn't want to crush him. Yesterday, he said that we
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: should go visit my son for Easter, and I made
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: up a lot of excuses why we shouldn't. The only
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: thing that keeps him occupied is sex, but I'm not
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: going to keep doing that all the time. So he
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: needs his friends. Should I plan a playdate for him?
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: How do I get him out of this house more?
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: You're certainly right about one thing, and that's the subject
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: of your letter. The subject is he needs some friends,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: and your husband really really does need some friends. I mean,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I'm happy that your husband and son are really, really close,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: but this is way too much. I mean, your son
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: moved away to to you know, live his life and
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: follow his dreams, and you've been an excellent wife who's
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: tried to fill in the blanks of the void in
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: your husband's you know, feeling. But no matter what you do,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: that isn't enough. And you, guys, you and your son
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: obviously can't go on like this because your son has
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: a real girlfriend now and he won't be coming back
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: or having you guys over anytime soon. I mean, notice
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: your son didn't invite your guys over for Easter your
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: husband that you're going, I say, instead of planning a date,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: because you asked about planning a playdate for your husband,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Plan a party, plan a dinner. Invite some of his
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: old friends that he used to work with and some
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: of you know, some of his old buddies, I mean,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: he has some from the past. Maybe invite them over,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: see if they'll come. You got to find out what
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: they're doing. And bite some other couples over, try to connect,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: try to you know, get some parties, going a dinner,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: going something, you know, so it can distract him from
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: from being so needy where your son is. I've really
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: never heard of this before, a father being so attached
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: to a son that he won't let go like this.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I mean all kids leave the nest eventually. But if
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: you have a dinner party or a house party or something,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: you know, maybe that way you can slowly get your
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: husband to start hanging out with his guy friends or
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: some people his age at least. And that's all I have.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: Steve, Well, he needs some friends. See this letter right here.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: I don't have to like write a lot of notes
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: on this. I know all of this right here. You know,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: y'all in your late forty's been married twenty years. You
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: only got one son active in sports, and he worked
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: with your husband. See, I'm setting this up because I
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: want you to understand what's happening. Helping to build his
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: trucking business. Okay, our son is nineteen years old, and
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: he recently left the nest and moved about two hours
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: from us to be closer to school. He decided to
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: change his major and transfer to a better school for
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: his degree program. And I was a static. Well, let
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: me help you understand. So your son escaped. See, your
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: son escaped, that's really what happens. Is boy nineteen decided
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: he wasn't be no truck driver. I don't want to
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: drive no trucks. I don't want to pick up no load.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: I don't want to be sitting there at the dispatch
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: desk monitor loads and all this here. This ain't what
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: I want, Daddy. So now I'm going two hours away.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna move closer, and i'm gonna change major. I'm
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: gonna go to a whole nother school. I'm trying to escape.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: My husband tried to make him stay closer to home,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: and I had to talk some sensing to him.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: So our son could pursue his dreams.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: Okay, I understand that too, but you gotta let this
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: boy go.
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  Speaker 2: He don't want to.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: Be in the truck and business want to drive.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: No truck send up here hauling stuff. So over it.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: This is your dream, daddy.
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  Speaker 5: As soon as my son moved into his new place
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: in the new city, my husband went into it, moved,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: and I did my best to keep him company and
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: entertainment as much as I could. I realized that my
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: husband does not have any real friends. Well, your husband's
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: whose life was tied to his son, sporting events, active
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: and all like that. He gave him purpose. It's like
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: when you leave a mama. But the problem we have,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: and sureley you never heard of it is you've all
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: heard of mama's boy, But this is a daddy's boy.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: But it's the reverse of mama's boy.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: Mama boys is a boy that's attached today mama and
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: attached by the apron strings and a biblical cord and
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: can't get him loose, and he can't have a relationship
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: with a woman because his relationship with him Mamma tude clothes. Well,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: a daddy's boy is the direct opposite it's the father
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: tied to his son and he can't function without the son.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: The son that decided I'm not driving no truck.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Hold on, Steve, hold on, I'm moving out. Part two.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject of today's
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter he needs some friends. We'll get back into
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: There's a recent zip recruiter survey that says seventy six
• 1:03:14
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• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: come on, Steve. Let's recap today strawberry letter. The subject
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: is he needs some friends.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: Well, let's look at this.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: This is this woman and husband been married for twenty years,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: only got one boy at Demand's whole life was wrapped
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: around his son sport and events, everything, and his dreaming
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: vision was have his son involved in the tree trucking business.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: They were building the business together.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: As soon as this boy got nineteen and was eight
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: able to make a decision, vote and go to war,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: he decided that he gonna move about two hours away
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: from y'all because he tied in his heir. Because they
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: don't want to be any trucking business. Your boy don't
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: want to drive trucks. He got a new dream and
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: a new vision, got another degree programmed.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: The mother was ecstatic.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: Your husband tried to make him stay and talk some
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: sensing to him so his son could pursue his dream. Well,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: when the son moved into his new place in the
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: new city, your husband went into a depression. And I
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: kept trying to keep him company and entertaining best you could.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: And then you realize that your husband don't have real friends.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: What should have realized? That your husband is a daddy's boy,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: see a daddy's boy. See you got a mama's boy,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: But you got daddy's boy too. That's when the father
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: is attached to the son. He had his whole life
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: wrapped around the boy. He was living vicariously through the son.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: That's really a thing.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Stee, No, I just made that up just now.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, like is that really a thing?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, well, it's it's very very rare.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: It's very rare.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: But it is the direct opposite of a mama's boy.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: But the daddy's boy. There are men who are attaching
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: live vicariously through their sons, go to all sporting events
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: and all like this in their whole life. And then
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: a lot of sons move out and get on their
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: own and their dad become depressed. That's really really I
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: don't know if it's called the daddy's boy, but that's
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: what we're calling it for this letter. But I know
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: some guys know a couple of friends of mine that
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: lived their life like that, sons really involved in athletics,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: went on to college and everything and everything, and he
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: didn't he didn't go pro and that not that out
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: because that's all he was had his whole that was
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: his retirement playing.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: So anyway, and so now.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: While he was building the business with his son, he
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: was he was getting his business going there, all his
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: friends stopped coming around because he was busy. All he
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: did was go to your son's games. Go to eat
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: with your son, work out with your son. Why movies
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: with our.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: Son is hard?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: And my husband sit home and relaxed without trying to
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: FaceTime our son who lives away.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: Now here's the dangerous part. Watch this.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: My son sent me a text telling me that he
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: was moving in with his girlfriend and he's hoping his
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: dad will reconnect with his friends so he won't call
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: him so much. Okay, let me take what's happening here,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: that boy and movie in with this girl, and boy
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: to moving in with this girl. That daddy always facetiming.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: Daddy gonna FaceTime as some inappropriate moments because it's born
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: at nineteen day in that house like rabbits, most of
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: the time they're gonna be doing something and your daddy
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: gonna be facetiming.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: Then the boy can't pick the phone daddy. Huh, Now
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: hold on that.
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  Speaker 5: See So now he'd have told his mama, you gotta
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: talk to daddy getting reconnected so he ain't got to
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: call me the month. Now, you didn't want to tell
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: your husband about to tech because you didn't want.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: To crush you crush him?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but we but we hear girls.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: Man, he's gonna go Hey, look, you're calling him too much.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: He want to live his life. He the moved his
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: girl in. Now he in love with this girl.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: Yesterday he said he wanna go visit his son for Easter.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: What son ain't got no babies. You ain't gonna see
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: your grandkids. Your son nineteen, He ain't even gonna come
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: home for Easter.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: Him and that girl. Let me tell you what they
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: finish do on Easter.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: She finnha dress up like a bunnet rabbit, and he's
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: going to hide eggs all over the.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: House and they gonna have an Easter egg hunted. Every
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: time she pick up.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: An egg, he gonna reward her with this special made
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: bunnet suit. See that what they finish do on Easter.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: They ain't even gonna eat on Easter they had.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: They just gonna have a.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: Basket with candy in it. They're gonna be feeding each other. Boy,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: he finish had the best Easter he ever had without
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: showing daddy Daddy's boy. Yeah, and then she gonna talk
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: about so you made up a lot of excuses why
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: we shouldn't go, And the only thing that keeps him
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: occupied is sick. But I'm not gonna keep doing that
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: all the time. So he needs his friends. Should I
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: plan a playdate for him? How do I get him
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: out of the house more? You have to plan a
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: play date. Yeah, you got to contact his friends and go, hey, look, Herbert,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: he ain't been paying y'all, no attention counts he but
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: he really misses y'all and want to get out the house.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: Now we need a barbecue, We need a card night poker,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: We need a boy's night out. When do y'all go
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: to the strip club? But you got to get Herbert
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: out of this house and get his mind occupied.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: That's right, he needs some friends.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: You got to call his friends and get in touch
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: with him. Tell them that he's depressed and he need
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: to get out the house and let him go ahead,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: and you gotta go bowlding.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: So go bowlding night man.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: Go get you in a go go to the gym
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: and work out with your friend.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Go what go to a game? A basketball game?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: No, then he gonna start crying, sheery, because he used
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: to go with all his games with his son.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: You do this, Shelly, Sureley. Stop. They don't live in
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: the NBA city. This ain't from no NBA city town.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: It did not say that they live in willow winne Virginia,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: somewhere like that. This is nobody. Everybody writing in from Atlanta,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: New York and nothing like this. This ain't no New
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: York problem. This is a small town problem where man
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: got his life wrapped.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Around his son. This is a small town problem, all right.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so this Sunday is Easter Resurrection Day, you'll
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: get the day Christians celebrate all around the world. So guys,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: let's talk about our favorite childhood Easter memories. I'm sure
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: you have some. Easter was an important day still is
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: growing up. I mean, you know, Eastern New Easter clothes,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: all of that.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, mon, our favorite one was also my worst one.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 9: At the same time, what do you mean, mad, Me
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 9: and my cousin decided we was gonna do you know,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 9: you know, you bought eggs and you paint them and
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 9: do all.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: That, you know.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we decided we did these eggs, but we
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: didn't ball them.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 9: Man on purpose, put them out there for people to find.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 9: And man, when they start breaking the egg, that yoke
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 9: was all over that place.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Boy, my mama found out. It was me and my
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: cousin that did. What I mean, we had that yoke.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 9: That yoke was all over the people's suits, man, all
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 9: over the people. Well, me and my cousin laughing our
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 9: butt off. Man, My mama whooped out right there in
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 9: that church yard. Man, Oh my god, I mean I
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 9: mean about nine beat our butt to death.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I mean your man passed. They had yoke all
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  Speaker 2: on this road. We were bad.
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  Speaker 9: It was bad, but we had we had done about
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  Speaker 9: three dozen in them. We had a bunch of row
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  Speaker 9: e just painted oh man, we that's that's that's that's
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  Speaker 9: my first prank right there.
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  Speaker 2: Right yeah, that's when it all started.
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  Speaker 1: That's right there, Junior.
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  Speaker 8: I don't like right now, just like the Thursday before Easter,
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  Speaker 8: I'm getting because I ain't got that speech together yet.
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  Speaker 1: I say speech with the bell in the hands.
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  Speaker 20: He ro save space, she was mike, because I can't
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  Speaker 20: get the second line out. This the Thursday before we
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  Speaker 20: got to perform on Sunday. I ain't got nothing together.
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  Speaker 20: I'm on a lot of pressure right now, can't get
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  Speaker 20: it together. Right now, all that bill was coming across
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  Speaker 20: my back five he roll, I need to ride right now, house.
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  Speaker 2: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do it.
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  Speaker 5: I see his Roebuck had a suit called the ten Way.
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  Speaker 5: It had reversible pants, reversible vest, and reversible jacket and
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  Speaker 5: they said you could make ten combinations out of there.
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  Speaker 2: I had thirty five.
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  Speaker 5: White folks. They didn't know what I was finn to do.
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  Speaker 5: I was turning inside out.
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  Speaker 2: I was so cold. I would go to church.
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  Speaker 5: Let the little girl see me go to the bathroom
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  Speaker 5: and come out with a whole of outfit on it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm changing that church, and I can change anywhere.
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  Speaker 5: I could go in the road closet and change the
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  Speaker 5: bathroom and change I go.
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  Speaker 2: I go in the janitor clause of the chain. I
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  Speaker 2: come up.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: it is time now for comedy roulette. J please quickly explain.
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  Speaker 15: It's putting three subjects on a wheel, spinning wheel, where
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  Speaker 15: the wheel stops. We can make it funny because we're comedians.
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  Speaker 1: This is true, all right. Today's categories are lies people
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  Speaker 1: you know, people are gonna be telling lies and lies.
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  Speaker 1: People tell about why they can't pay you back your money. Lies,
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  Speaker 1: You tell about something you know you saw, and then oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is interesting. A nice way to tell a Christian off.
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  Speaker 1: A nice way to tell Christian off. All right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, let's spend the wheel. A nice way to
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  Speaker 1: tell a Christian off. Let's go, fellas, all run here
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  Speaker 1: we go.
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  Speaker 2: I always found that.
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  Speaker 15: I always found that went in an argument with the Christian,
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  Speaker 15: go biblical on their behind. Yeah, straight biblical and hit
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  Speaker 15: them with this judge ye not lest you be judged.
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  Speaker 2: And then just walk away and then you.
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  Speaker 8: I like, yeah, Jay, I'm kind of in that same vein,
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  Speaker 8: but I like to apply to stories directly to them
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  Speaker 8: when I'm arguing with Christians, Like, I know, he died
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  Speaker 8: for your sins, but you about to go tell it
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  Speaker 8: thank you?
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  Speaker 13: What.
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  Speaker 8: I know, he died for your sins, but you're about
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  Speaker 8: to go tell him thank you.
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  Speaker 2: About this right here? You know, I don't believe Jesus
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  Speaker 2: would it? Did that?
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  Speaker 1: A nice way to tell a Christian off.
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  Speaker 15: Yes, yeah, and we go comedy roulette. Nice way to
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  Speaker 15: tell a Christian off. You know, I don't think Jesus
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  Speaker 15: ever had a fight, but I have. Okay, Jesus never
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  Speaker 15: had a fight, but I have. Okay, Yeah, this is
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  Speaker 15: what I do.
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  Speaker 8: You know, the ones that think they better than everybody else.
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  Speaker 8: It's like I never saw you walk on water.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't see it.
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  Speaker 1: So nice way to tell a Christian off. Come on, Steve.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I know Daniel got off the lines then,
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  Speaker 2: but this.
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  Speaker 1: Is my house, like that just went there.
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  Speaker 15: A nice way to tell a Christian off, Jay, A
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 15: nice way to tell a Christian of you know, Easter
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  Speaker 15: is coming up.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you get to wear that soup.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta lad away, Okay, keep.
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  Speaker 1: On, keep one.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you can always apply stories in the Bible to Christians.
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  Speaker 8: I always like the ones that hurt, like you know,
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  Speaker 8: they be talking mess you say, uh, you know, have
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  Speaker 8: you ever heard the story of Stoning and Stephen? Because
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  Speaker 8: what I'm about to do going there a nice way.
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  Speaker 2: Junior off into the deep form of Christian.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got to know that. You know that, you
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  Speaker 1: know that it's.
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  Speaker 2: A nice way to tell them. Now you know you
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  Speaker 2: aren't just supposed to read the scriptures.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of judgment on.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hm.
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  Speaker 15: The nice way to tell a Christian of you know,
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  Speaker 15: hell's in the Bible, won't you go there.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not saying your daughter, I'm not saying that, but
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  Speaker 8: she got a Jazbel spirit.
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  Speaker 3: Earlier.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean at least you guys are cussing. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: nice A nice ways about.
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  Speaker 2: A nice way to tell a Christian all.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you know, Kirk Franklin said it best.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't a good one, hey, you know, and that
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentlemen is comedy roulette. We'll have more of
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  Speaker 1: today's trending stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show twenty
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  Speaker 1: minutes after right after this, you're listening to the Steve
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, so Steve as your voice.
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  Speaker 1: Lawyer in Arizona has sparked a debate on social media
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  Speaker 1: after revealing the five occupations she says have the highest
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: percentage of cheaters. These are the most common jobs those
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: who cheat on their spouse. Based on her experience, she says,
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  Speaker 1: Number five pilots and flight attendants. Oh that's number five, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Number four men in the military, men in the military,
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  Speaker 1: age and women.
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  Speaker 2: In Holland ain't never been in the.
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  Speaker 1: Military, okay. Number three bartenders don't even drink. Number two
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  Speaker 1: police officers, police, Yeah what Number one? Who do you
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  Speaker 1: think is number one? Just stick a wild guest.
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  Speaker 2: Doc ranchers, politicians.
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  Speaker 1: Firefighters, firefighters, they put fires out everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: They no, they down there, they down they down there
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  Speaker 5: to blee at that.
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  Speaker 2: Station two three days.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: They covered for each other.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so they say they have to go to work
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  Speaker 1: on their own okay, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, and then go put the fires out.
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  Speaker 9: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, No doctors, no politicians, none of that, no
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  Speaker 1: one in media. They didn't mention that all right, but
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  Speaker 1: the first responders just did I know, police, all the
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  Speaker 1: stress coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: we'll play around it. Would you rather right after this
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 5: You can't let the urge to sing your favorite songs
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: while you're driving distract you from that truck drifting toward
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: your lane or that lane.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: Splitting biker creeping up.
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  Speaker 5: Besides, fortunately, every Honday offers advanced safety features that can
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 5: alert you to potential dangers around.
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  Speaker 9: And Hondai has over one hundred and thirty IIHS Top
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  Speaker 9: Safety awards since two thousand and six. IIHS Top Safety
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  Speaker 9: awards include Safety Pick and Top Safety Pick plus awards
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  Speaker 9: to Hondai vehicles from two thousand and six to twenty
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  Speaker 9: twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: Time out guys for would you rather? Would you rather
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  Speaker 1: soak in a tub of hot dog water? Or would
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  Speaker 1: you rather sit in a jacuzzi with fifteen people?
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  Speaker 5: Well, when I'm when I'm in the tub, I'm making
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: hot dog water, So that's not so that's not straight
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  Speaker 5: at here.
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  Speaker 1: If you were offended by that, nephew, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I rather let me go get in the hot. Well
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  Speaker 2: that's because you don't. You didn't.
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  Speaker 5: You didn't get the joke, So just do that. Don't
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  Speaker 5: kill it joke, Just say you didn't get the joke.
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  Speaker 5: If I'm sitting in the bath turb, got it, I'm
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  Speaker 5: making hot dog water.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, mister, mister kill it joke, I don't.
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  Speaker 10: Know.
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  Speaker 5: He's so busy, he's so busy being a germophobic. Now
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  Speaker 5: you don't get a joke. Up, been there with them
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  Speaker 5: fifteen people, you don't know? All right, we'll move I've
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  Speaker 5: never I've never climbed into a hot tub at a
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  Speaker 5: resort while people was in it. Now I've been at
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: a resort and nobody was in it, and then some
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 5: people came and got in it.
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  Speaker 2: I got up and get out.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, all right.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just not going to be in no tub or
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  Speaker 2: water and look over and it's another dude in that.
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  Speaker 1: We're not to do this here, all right, Moving on,
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  Speaker 1: Moving on, guys, would you rather have an X over
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  Speaker 1: for Easter dinner?
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  Speaker 2: B B?
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  Speaker 1: Or would you rather fast from eating all day? That means, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you've gone fast rather than have your for dinner.
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  Speaker 2: I've had the day foe at two days the faster.
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  Speaker 2: I want him up. Yeah, I'll be.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Your ex over for a couple hours.
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  Speaker 2: Don't give up, I will you rushed to the hospital.
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever stayed with somebody you couldn't stand for
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  Speaker 5: a period of time?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what an hour feel like?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Two hours? Easter dinner.
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  Speaker 5: That'll be the most unholy meal I've ever eaten on sh.
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  Speaker 1: All right, keeping on that eating subject. Would you rather
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  Speaker 1: eat twenty four Easter eggs in a day or an
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: entire green bean castle role.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 5: And Tian castle roll? Yeah, you better give me that
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 5: green bean castle. Your eggs gonna pat you partner?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: Four eggs, boy, the man's gonna be with you for
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: a month.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Would you rather wear a tight muscle shirt on stage?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: Be tight muscle shirt on stage, or perform barefoot b B?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah my feet ain't bad, but my body with a
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 5: tight muscle shirt on, damn it's comp That's the show
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  Speaker 5: right there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we walk material, would be about me?
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  Speaker 1: That's today's round of would you rather? Thanks? Guys, We'll
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: be back with the last break of the day and
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey right after this. Hey, y'all. This is Monica,
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  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Shaka Kahan.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: You have no idea what it is.
• 1:24:23
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• 1:24:25
  Speaker 9: be the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 6: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: You can't let the urge to sing your favorite songs
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: while you're driving distract you from that trunk drifting toward
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: your raine or that lane splitting biker creeping up. Besides, fortunately,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 5: every Hunday offers advanced safety features that can alert you
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: to potential dangers around.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 9: And Hyundai has over one hundred and thirty IIHS Top
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 9: Safety awards since two thousand and six. IIHS Top Safety
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 9: awards include Top Safety Pick and Top Safety Pick, plus
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 9: awards to Hondai be HIPOs from two thousand and six
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 9: to twenty twenty five.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
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  Speaker 1: day on this Friday, and Steve's what do you have
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: for us closing remarks wise today?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, here's something that I think is very helpful to people,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 5: and it will help you open yourself up to really
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: what God truly can have for you. And the reason
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  Speaker 5: I'm saying that is because oftentimes we limit what God
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  Speaker 5: can do in our lives simply by the way we
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 5: we think and simply by our expectations. God has no
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  Speaker 5: He's limitless. You can't put him in a box. You
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  Speaker 5: can't put what God can do for you in the
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  Speaker 5: parameters of your thinking. What you've got to do is
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: you've got to open up your mind so you can
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  Speaker 5: be open to all of His goodness and what He
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: can do for you. And I'm saying that to say
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  Speaker 5: this because a lot of times people ask God and
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: only think about stuff that they can see themselves attaining.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: Basically with your check. There's a scripture that says you
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  Speaker 5: have not cause you ask not. Well, then most people go, Lord,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: help me make my rent. And then I have to
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: ask you, well, don't he always? Why would you not
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 5: ask God for a mortgage? Well, become a homeowner. Then
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: here comes the thinking of man when you start putting
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: in stuff like, well, I don't make enough money, my
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  Speaker 5: credit score, I haven't been on my job long enough.
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  Speaker 5: I can't afford that. Therefore, why would I sit up
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  Speaker 5: and ask for that? See, you're knocking yourself out of
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 5: so many blessings that God can have for you by
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: your limited thinking. Because God has no limits, so you
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: have to open up your mind, so you have to
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 5: start thinking of things that is in your imagination.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: Why would you not ask God for a big house?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: You don't think that God got enough sense based on
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: this scripture.
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  Speaker 2: You have not called. You asked.
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  Speaker 5: Now most people don't ask because they don't see no
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: way they can get it. You don't think that if
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 5: you ask God for a big house. You don't think
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  Speaker 5: he got enough sense to make a way for you
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: to get the house. You don't think that he knows
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 5: that you need more money and that he know how
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 5: to make a way for you to make more money.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 5: You don't think he got that part figured out. You
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: think he needs your help figuring that out. You don't
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: think that he know that if you got X amount
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: of dollars, your credit scord really don't matter. You don't
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: think he know that He know all of that. But
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: you've limited to see what He can do and how
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: he can move in your life because you won't think
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 5: big enough. That is a book that changed my life.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: The name of the book is called the Magic of Thinking. Big,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 5: and it's by David Schwartz. It's the magic of Thinking Big.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 5: And I didn't understand this until I was selling Amway.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: Amway was one of the greatest periods of my life
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 5: because it introduced me to positive books. It introduced me
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 5: to self motivation and self help books. And those are
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 5: really the only books I read outside of the Bible.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 5: I don't read anything. I don't read novels, love stories.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 5: I ain't got no time for that. But the Power
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 5: of positive thinking about Norman Vincent Peel, Think and Grow
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: Rich by Napoleon Hill. The Magic of Thinking Big by
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: David Schwartz. I have time to read that because the
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 5: Magic of Thinking Big taught me something.
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  Speaker 2: It taught me that it does.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 5: Not require any more brain power to think big than
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 5: it does to think small. It doesn't require anymore. You
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 5: ain't got the grunt look. You can say Volkswagon, or
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 5: you can say Rose Royce. Doesn't your brain don't have
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: to shift and burn most sales and you got to
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 5: throw yourself into something to say Rose Royce versus Volkswagon.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 5: It doesn't hurt more to say rent or mortgage. It
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: doesn't hurt no more to say new car than use car.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 5: It doesn't hurt more to say hand me down than
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 5: it costs such than it costs you to say brand new.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: If you buy this book, The Magic of Thinking Big
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 5: by David Schwartz, It's an amazing way. It changed my
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: thinking in my twenties, and so I started thinking big.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 5: Once I started thinking big, I started opening up to
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 5: the possibilities of God.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: Because God is big? Am I not right? God is big?
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: So why would you get in the way of his
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: bigness with your small mindedness. See, you're getting in the
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 5: way of your blessings by the way you think. You
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: keep thinking in terms of your paycheck. Get God ain't
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 5: in you your paycheck. Get out of your paycheck, man,
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 5: Get out of your current situations. Where you are is
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 5: just temporary. God has another place for you. God got
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 5: a great life for you, but you got to invite
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 5: him in and let him show it to you. Quit
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 5: wasting his time with this little bit of man. Get
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 5: out of your own way. You are in your way
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 5: with your limited thinking. People ask me all the time, man,
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: why you always at the meetings while you run?
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: Why don't you just sit down and take your day off?
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  Speaker 5: Because I can't get where I'm going sitting down taking
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  Speaker 5: my days off. I'm about the business of becoming successful
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  Speaker 5: and happy.
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  Speaker 9: Now.
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  Speaker 2: Am I successful? Yeah? Am I happy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Happier than I ever been? But and I have everything
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  Speaker 5: I need? Can I tell y'all that I don't need
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  Speaker 5: nothing else? But I'm in the wont.
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  Speaker 2: Side of life. I just won't.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not greedy. I'm not asking you to give me nothing.
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  Speaker 5: I'm willing to work for other things.
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  Speaker 2: I want.
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  Speaker 5: I want to see how the other class of people live.
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  Speaker 5: I want to see what that's like. I want to
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  Speaker 5: see what it's like when my grandchildren's children will remember
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  Speaker 5: my name because I left them something, because I created
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 5: a legacy that I put money away from my grandchildren
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 5: and my children's children. That's what I'm working on. You
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  Speaker 5: can do that. God is capable. Get out your way.
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  Speaker 5: This is the book again, y'all, The Magic of Thinking
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  Speaker 5: Big by David Schwartz. Go buy it, Go by it,
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  Speaker 5: just go by, change the way you think. Just check
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  Speaker 5: it out. It's a really, really great book. That was
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  Speaker 5: my clothes remarks. Y'all have a great Jim.
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  Speaker 2: I want to get audio because I don't feed that,
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  Speaker 2: so I can you see y'all. Have a great weekend. Y'all.
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