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Happy Freedom Friday, Ask Steve, Trapped in the Bathroom, BBQ Tips and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all a suit on looking back to back,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like theming bus bus things and it's not
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  Speaker 1: good at Steve has to star, don't join Jo. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta use that turn hur you gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out. Turn got to turn out to turn the
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  Speaker 1: water the water. Come come on your back, uh, I
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  Speaker 1: show will a good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Yeah, DoD Man, God is good.
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  Speaker 1: Hey today, I just want to get right to it
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  Speaker 1: because this has really been pressing me. I woke up
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  Speaker 1: and this was on my mind and I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: share it with you because I know this for a fact.
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  Speaker 1: See I've lived this for a fact, and you know
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  Speaker 1: the majority of things I talk about in the morning
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  Speaker 1: before we get started with the regular show, it's something
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  Speaker 1: that I've experienced. I can only tell you what I know.
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  Speaker 1: And so I really really understood why God has had
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  Speaker 1: my life go the way that is gone, because if
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have all these tests in my life, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have all these tests that I passed all these
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  Speaker 1: tests that I failed. If I didn't have all of those,
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  Speaker 1: the good and the bad, what could I share with
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  Speaker 1: you in the morning? What could I tell you about hanging?
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  Speaker 1: What could I tell you about failing and then winning?
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  Speaker 1: What could I tell you about hanging in now when
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  Speaker 1: all hope was gone? How could I share that with you?
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  Speaker 1: Unless I've had those moments myself. I don't care what
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  Speaker 1: happens to you. I don't care what you're going through.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you dare dare give up? Under no circumstances. Don't
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  Speaker 1: you dare dare ever give up? It is the biggest
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  Speaker 1: trick that the enemy has is making us think we
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna make it, to water down the illusion that
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  Speaker 1: there is a possibility that you might still have a
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  Speaker 1: chance to get old. The biggest trick he uses is
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  Speaker 1: when you make a mistake and you fall. He gets
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  Speaker 1: you to start to thinking it's final, that there is
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  Speaker 1: no resurrection, there is no redemption, there is no recovery.
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  Speaker 1: He just makes you think it's final. He is the
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  Speaker 1: master deceiver. Don't you dare dare ever give up? I
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  Speaker 1: don't care what besets you, befalls you, trips you up,
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  Speaker 1: What circumstantial situations may arise. Don't you dare dare ever
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  Speaker 1: give up? Because listen to me, these are tests that
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  Speaker 1: you are going through. And these tests, whether you pass
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  Speaker 1: the test or appears that you failed the test, the
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  Speaker 1: test accomplishes the mission if you're smart about it. If
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  Speaker 1: you pass the test. Let's say you're going through a
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  Speaker 1: situation and you get over and it goes the way
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  Speaker 1: you want it to do, then what you've learned is
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  Speaker 1: if you hang in there, there's a light at the
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  Speaker 1: end of the tunnel. Okay, mission accomplished. If you fail
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  Speaker 1: the test and it doesn't go the way you want
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  Speaker 1: it and it goes there opposite and it turns out
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  Speaker 1: into a negative result, and in response you were looking
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  Speaker 1: for is a no. That's not final. That doesn't mean
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  Speaker 1: it's over, That doesn't mean it's time to turn back.
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  Speaker 1: It simply means that now you have learned a valuable experience,
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  Speaker 1: you have learned a valuable lesson. You now know what
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  Speaker 1: not to do. You are now because you know what
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  Speaker 1: not to do, another step closer to getting it right.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me, it has to happen this way. You
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  Speaker 1: have to have the rain in your life to get
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  Speaker 1: the flowers in your life. You got to have the
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  Speaker 1: darkness in your life to appreciate the sunshine in your life.
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  Speaker 1: You got to have woes and worries to appreciate the joys.
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  Speaker 1: It is merely a test. So when you get through failing,
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  Speaker 1: and you get through stumbling, and you get through messing
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  Speaker 1: it up, all that's getting you one step closer to
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  Speaker 1: getting it right. Oh, my relationship ended. I'll never be
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  Speaker 1: able to find another person like that. Not only will
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  Speaker 1: you not be able will not only will you be
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  Speaker 1: able to find a person like that, You can find
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  Speaker 1: a person that far better than that if you don't
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  Speaker 1: give up. But see, sometimes you got to go through
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  Speaker 1: the bad ones to get to the good ones. Don't you? Dare?
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  Speaker 1: Dare ever give up? I don't care what happens to
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  Speaker 1: you if you lose a love one. And Lord knows,
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  Speaker 1: I've lost some people I've loved dearly, with every inch
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  Speaker 1: in me. I've lost my mother, my father, my brother,
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  Speaker 1: and my best friend. I don't know. I know people
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  Speaker 1: who have lost their children. Goodness, man, I can't even
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  Speaker 1: imagine that, but they kept on going. What you're giving
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  Speaker 1: up for? Oh? I got you miss them, and I
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  Speaker 1: got you grieving but I got news for you. Don't
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  Speaker 1: you let the devil make you think it's over for
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  Speaker 1: you because somebody else ain't. Still hell, it was their time. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to lessen to blow for you, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get you up on your feet so
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  Speaker 1: you can stop all this old woe is me because
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  Speaker 1: the things is happening to you. You're not the first
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  Speaker 1: person that's happened to Come on, now, let's get a grip.
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  Speaker 1: Let's wrap your mind around this thing. You have got
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  Speaker 1: to move forward, if it's just in memory of those people.
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  Speaker 1: I was on one of the commercial breaks the other
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  Speaker 1: day and somebody asked me something and I forgot the question,
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  Speaker 1: but my answer was, I've always wanted my mother and
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  Speaker 1: father to be proud of me, and in that absence
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  Speaker 1: and their demise, I'm hoping, just somehow man that they
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  Speaker 1: watching me, that they see their boy, that I'm down here,
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  Speaker 1: that I'm doing better, that I'm making something about myself,
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  Speaker 1: that I'm loving my wife, that I'm taking care of
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  Speaker 1: my kids. Just at my old man to see that
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  Speaker 1: about me. You know, I want my mother to see
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my life together over here, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm trying to be a better person. My
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  Speaker 1: mom was a Sunday school teacher for forty years. She'd
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  Speaker 1: been praying for me for a long time. I just hope, man,
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  Speaker 1: and that's all I'm doing. It's just hoping that they
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  Speaker 1: see me so they ain't be proud of me. See you, you, you,
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  Speaker 1: you you. You got to understand that when you make
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  Speaker 1: these mistakes, that when you fall and stumble and you
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  Speaker 1: get it all so wrong, it ain't over for you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you dare dare dare ever? Give up? Don't stop thinking, man,
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  Speaker 1: because it ain't happening just the way you wanted to
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  Speaker 1: that it ain't meant to be devil. He got so
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  Speaker 1: many tricks to deceive you. You know why you're being
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  Speaker 1: tested right now, because there is no testimony without the test.
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  Speaker 1: You got to go through something. It's all good man
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  Speaker 1: telling you. I just wanted to share that with you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you give up out there. I don't care what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: Don't don't, don't don't get deceived. The victory's coming, but
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna get it if you quit. Hang on, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening, ladies, and gentlemen, May I have y undivided attention. Please.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show left my home
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  Speaker 1: home in Georgia. Come on, boy, headed father Frisco Bay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: are you supposed to finish that? Come on now? You
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  Speaker 1: can't just stop? Seem like nothing gonna come my way. Well,
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  Speaker 1: sitting on the dock of the bay watching the time
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  Speaker 1: roll loue way o. Lord, sitting on the dock of
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  Speaker 1: the bay, wasting time. Love it. Okay, that's all I
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  Speaker 1: want to share. I knew the whistle was coming. I
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  Speaker 1: knew he couldn't avoid that point. I mean he paused
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  Speaker 1: a love breath. It's some kids right now. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what that is right there? Do you know that
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  Speaker 1: he is junior Andy griff Show. Okay, come boy. If
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  Speaker 1: you didn't know that, I was gonna slap you. Stay gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry, Hey, good morning Steve. You're in a good
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  Speaker 1: mood today. And the calor for good morning. I like that,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Steve, what's up crew? And then that was
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  Speaker 1: Junior old Junior your boy for me morning everybody, and
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  Speaker 1: the fool nephew time me good morning, good morning, good morning,
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  Speaker 1: good morning. Yes, yeah, yeah, how you feel sick? One
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  Speaker 1: of them kind good love a fan read. It's a
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  Speaker 1: kind of love that you read about in fabri taking
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  Speaker 1: a jam Man. That was in my playlist. You know
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  Speaker 1: what you got me? Freedom Friday. Boy used to let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something Freedom Friday. In case you all
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  Speaker 1: don't know, it was on Fridays. I used to just
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  Speaker 1: sit in the booth. Sometimes we call Freedom Friday. Loosen
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  Speaker 1: the booth, Steve, and that by yourself. I would give
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  Speaker 1: the crew off and on Fridays I would just sit
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  Speaker 1: in the booth and play whatever I wanted to play
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  Speaker 1: and say whatever I wanted to say. And it was
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  Speaker 1: called Freedom Fridays, or battles or the crew would battle.
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  Speaker 1: We would play a song and then the other would
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  Speaker 1: try to top it, and sometimes would be the ladies
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  Speaker 1: against the guys. And now she said, really and you
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Gus. Yeah, Tommy and Shirley would go toe to toe,
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  Speaker 1: and then when it got to y'all, it being but
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  Speaker 1: we just started because Shirley knows some good songs. Now
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  Speaker 1: guess she does. Oh so Sherley was throwing out from him,
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  Speaker 1: But I was a It was hard me to get
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  Speaker 1: Shirley a lot of time, but every time it damn
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  Speaker 1: song Collywood plus is all right, but Tommy, all right, look, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: your favorite segment is here today? Of course it's asked Steve.
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  Speaker 1: When we come back, get your questions ready, crew thirty
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  Speaker 1: two minutes after the hour, it's asked Steve. And it's
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  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening show. All right, Steve, your
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  Speaker 1: favorite segment, asked Steve. Guess what time it is? Man? Ready,
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  Speaker 1: it is time for asked Steve. What you need? All right,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. Here's the first question. Steve, names something
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  Speaker 1: that you were really really excited about it. I mean
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't wait till it came out. When it came
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  Speaker 1: out and didn't live up to the hype. Pink Panther, Man, worst,
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  Speaker 1: damn man, Man, I want to see Pink Panther first time?
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  Speaker 1: How great that movie is? Gonna mind? What what am
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  Speaker 1: I doing in him? You know? You know, man, it
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  Speaker 1: was a detective movie. It was horrible. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: it was. Oh it's horrible. Peter Seller's right, I hate
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  Speaker 1: every minute of that movie. That's the worst movie I've
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  Speaker 1: gone to that I thought was coming out. It was
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  Speaker 1: a long time ago, but it's amazing how that popped
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  Speaker 1: up to because I knew exactly. Man, It's like, since
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about which one? Oh no, no, not the
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  Speaker 1: old one. Oh god, oh God, tell us how you really?
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  Speaker 1: All right, Okay, all right, tom that Tommy, let me think,
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  Speaker 1: Let me think, what is a story that you've been
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  Speaker 1: waiting to share but no one has asked? The right
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  Speaker 1: or man so many that's a tough one, man, because
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  Speaker 1: I've shared a lot of stories. Yeah, and I love
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  Speaker 1: telling stories too, So it's like it excites me to
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  Speaker 1: tell stories because it's just in my blood to tell story.
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  Speaker 1: That's how my whole career has been Comedically. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: a joke writer. I'm a storyteller. I'm I paint pictures.
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  Speaker 1: I got there from Richard Pride. He was such a
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  Speaker 1: vivid picture painter that now, yeah, I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: whether you knew what he was talking about precisely or
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  Speaker 1: if you had it in your memory bank, it didn't matter,
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  Speaker 1: or it wasn't experiencing yours. It didn't matter. His ability
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  Speaker 1: to paint the picture of the wineost in the streets,
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  Speaker 1: that book the numbers didn't need peeing on paper, stood
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the street, directing traffic. That that
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  Speaker 1: that story he was telling. Man, it's like phenomena. All right, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: At this point, I'm going to remind you please to
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  Speaker 1: keep your answers as brief as possible. So that was
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  Speaker 1: his brief as there was a story question. Excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Carlo, your turn, you're up? All right, here
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  Speaker 1: you go. If you could add ten years to your
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  Speaker 1: life or ten million dollars to your bank account, come on, no,
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  Speaker 1: give me the ten years, hands down, give me the
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  Speaker 1: ten years. Yeah, I'll make that, man, give me them
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  Speaker 1: ten years. Maybe I should ask Tommy, which would you choose?
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  Speaker 1: Because I asked you that for Tommy? Right now, if
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  Speaker 1: you gave Tommy ten million dollars, here take and fake
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  Speaker 1: kiss death in front of you. Yeah yeah, start over, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: what you got? But Carlo, yo, you already as I
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  Speaker 1: did that, I did all right? Uh all right? So, um,
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  Speaker 1: you've been around a minute, man, What is something that
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  Speaker 1: was way better about fifteen years ago? Something that you
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  Speaker 1: just knew way better? So I need a little bit
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  Speaker 1: more time than that, because I would say music. Music.
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  Speaker 1: Answer still a little bit more than fifteen and I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you it was music. Yeah, that was two thousand
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  Speaker 1: and four. Oh, no music was to me in two
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  Speaker 1: thousand and four. I don't know what the hill was going.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't seem like a wowow I was moving it really
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  Speaker 1: really Yeah, you know, I want to remind you surely
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  Speaker 1: that these questions should come along on a lot quicker pace.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Steve, How do you? How
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  Speaker 1: do you? How do you live dangerously? You know? Is
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  Speaker 1: there something you do that's a little edgy dangerous? How
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  Speaker 1: do you live that way? I mean, what do you do? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: He's pretty safe, You're pretty safe. Damn show ain't his Texas.
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  Speaker 1: It's not swimming none of that. He ain't no sky.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you don't learning how to fly, no plane.
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  Speaker 1: Probably the most interest thing I do is I stand
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  Speaker 1: on the edge of a boat when he is moving
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  Speaker 1: about as out there as I give its boat moving.
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  Speaker 1: Steve is slow, but it's moving. Yeah. You're pretty safe, though, Steven,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you are? Yeah, yeah, all right, come on, tell
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  Speaker 1: me you're up. Oh okay, okay, okay. What Bogus award
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  Speaker 1: did you win in high skeol? Did you ever win
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  Speaker 1: a Bogus Award in hip? Yeah? I want most difficult.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't vogus. That's that's on point, ain't that's the
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  Speaker 1: only one I want? Ain't nothing? Now? How are you difficult?
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  Speaker 1: In high school? What were you doing? I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: just ain't get it, man, I ain't let nobody at
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  Speaker 1: my school? So what you know? Why are we in here?
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  Speaker 1: What what is your studying for? I ain't learning nothing?
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  Speaker 1: And when are we graduating? So I can turn the
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  Speaker 1: page and get on with my life, which I really
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  Speaker 1: went and started destroying it right away, right after high school.
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  Speaker 1: I started destroying my life personally. Oh man, no, man,
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  Speaker 1: throw it up, and I'm telling my win on a towel.
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  Speaker 1: But look at you now, yeah, thank you Jesus. I
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  Speaker 1: am slowly becoming the PERSI person I should have been
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  Speaker 1: a long time ago. It's a damn shame. Really. All right,
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  Speaker 1: do we have a time for one more quick one?
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  Speaker 1: Carl up? Come on, all right, here we go. What
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  Speaker 1: is the one thing that you always fight about with
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  Speaker 1: your significant other? One thing? Quickly? What's it in my backyard? Cold?
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  Speaker 1: What is that? Yeah? Baby baby? Why do we have
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  Speaker 1: that out here? To the grandkids? I don't won't know
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  Speaker 1: my grandkids? All right, coming up? More fun? Run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back with the nephew in the building. Right after this,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Morning Show. Nephew in the building with
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  Speaker 1: run that frank back. What you got, Nev? Your house
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  Speaker 1: is my house? Well, then your house, it's my house.
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  Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty. Got one for you right here, let's
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  Speaker 1: go cat down. Hello. Hello, I'm on is Reach Russell. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is Russell Russell. I'm Izaiah. I'm a a realator
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  Speaker 1: real estate and I'm trying to do some schematics. I'm thinking,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm calling the right house. I'm not quite sure.
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  Speaker 1: Are you West Dixie Road? Uh? Yeah? How many square
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  Speaker 1: feetres your house? If you don't mind me asking? Uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's about thirty five square feet. I don't know this
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  Speaker 1: is the right house or not. Is this you have
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  Speaker 1: a deck out in the back of all weather type
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  Speaker 1: of deck out in the back? Yeah? I do what
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  Speaker 1: do you? What do you? What do you? What's this about? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't mind me, Russell, how long have you
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  Speaker 1: lived there? Yeah? Man, I've already asked you twice, and
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  Speaker 1: you're asking me for like person information on my credit.
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  Speaker 1: But it's just a reference to Okay, Well, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a realator, and I'm trying to get ahead of
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  Speaker 1: some things that's going on, and you're, well, it's been
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  Speaker 1: brought to my attention that your house is going to
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  Speaker 1: be it's going into foreclosure. It's gonna be you on
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  Speaker 1: the on the market in the next two to three weeks.
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  Speaker 1: So I wanted to make sure I was getting the
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  Speaker 1: right house, and I wanted to make sure and you
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  Speaker 1: got the wrong house. My my, my house is not
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  Speaker 1: going in foreclosure. I'm up to date. I'm good. So
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  Speaker 1: you got you definitely got the wrong house. Okay, hang
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  Speaker 1: on so West Dixie Road, and like you said, square
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  Speaker 1: feet this is a two car garage, right, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what information you're getting. But when it
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  Speaker 1: comes to my name in my crib and what's going
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  Speaker 1: on with my bills and all that, I'm up to
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  Speaker 1: date and I'm fine. So you got the wrong information,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: you got the wrong the wrong person or the wrong
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  Speaker 1: information on the right house, whatever it is. But this
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  Speaker 1: is not My house is definitely not going in the foreclosure.
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  Speaker 1: But my bills, like it's my woman, you get me.
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  Speaker 1: So I So my whole thing is is I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know why you're calling my house is definitely not
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  Speaker 1: for sale. It's now or not on for going a foreclosure.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not behind all my bills, sir. I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: what my books say, and this is I'm looking at
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  Speaker 1: legitimate legal paperwork. Yo. What I'm trying to tell you
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  Speaker 1: is this, I don't care about your bucks. Read what
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  Speaker 1: I'm read. Read what I'm writing to you. I'm up
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: to date on my mortgage. You're just the realtor soul.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: My whole thing is, you're not nobody's selling my house.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: My house is now. Okay, No, let's let's back up.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Let's go back to just the real. You're not gonna
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: talk to me like that now. I'm a realtor and
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I'm a person. That's that's that's on top of my game.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Your house is going into foreclosure. Now. You can be
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: a denial if you want to be. But I'm just
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: trying to get on top of everything and get you know,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: try to sell the house as soon as it hits
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: the market. So I know what I'm doing. You don't know,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: my man. Look, it's not think when the foreclosure dude.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: So so so if I'm looking at paperwork here, why
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: am I looking at paperwork? That has your address on it. Sir,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: that's not like a personal problem. Obviously you now top
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: your well, you know, the personal problem is gonna be
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: yours when they when they come put you out your house.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: This is foreclosure. That's your address. Man, y'all. Look, I
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: try to tell you, man, don't knock on my door,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: don't call my don't call none of that. Nobody's coming
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: to my house knocking on the door, trying to put
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: me out of my house. And on top of that,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: a foreclosure takes a long time. Well, that's what I mean.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: This is, this is, this is this has been in
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: there a long time. It's coming up in the next
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks. That's what I'm telling you. What paperwork
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: do you have? I am looking at paperwork? What bank?
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: What do you even even know? What bank? Did it?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Telling the house or trying to put me in foreclosure?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: You're not are you with do you? Are you with
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: first five deality? That's to concern? Okay, will you just
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: ask me, sir? You just asked me. That's what's on
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: this paperwork and the foreclosure. You got the wrong paperwork.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: When you have the wrong hand dress and tap to
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: somebody else's shoot, Okay, this is your address. It is
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: the right square footage, it is the right hand, sir,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: entertaining right now, my man, I'm telling you, I'm not
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: my isn't going in foreclosure. Okay, you know what. You're
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: getting angry with me, But really, if you have page
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: your bills, you wouldn't be in this situation. You know
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: what I mean. I'm paying my bills, but if literally
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: you're not paying yours because you're on your way in
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: the foreclosure. And now you're getting upset with me when
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I'm just a realtor calling trying to trying to catch funny.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: To me, this is funny. I'm on came my business
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: barbecule right now, Dude, I'm not this zero. Let's just
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: his geral fear of me going in the foreclosure. The
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: attitude is not necessary. Matter of fact, this is probably
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: this bullet. This is probably your last barbecue on the deck,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: So enjoy that. Look you come over here and call
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: me again. You'll be on the brol You got me.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: All I'm telling you is this right here. Bro, they
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: come in to close your house out in two weeks.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: All I wanted was the schematics on your house. That's
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: all I wanted. Well, obviously you have all information you need.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: You already know more about what's going on with my
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: personal fans than I do. But I'm gonna tell you
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a problem to come out knos to
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: my fucking door. Okay, Well, I need to come up
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: and take a look at my house. I'm getting foreclosed
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: on that. That's not how it works, all right. I
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: need to come over and take some pictures of the house.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: So is that gonna be the internet? Get off the internet?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: But you got the wrong I need to come in.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I need to come inside, sir and see the condition
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: of the house. Yeah, you me right. I'm not going
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: in the foreclosure. I'm up to date with all my
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: You're not coming to my house. You're not getting inside
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: the house. Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Well I'll tell you what you're you're your co worker, Michaela.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: She thinks, she seems to think different, Chayla, don't you
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: work with Michaela? Uh? Yeah, what's MICHAELA got to do
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: with this? MICHAELA got me to call you baby? This nephew.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Time me from the Steve Harvey more of the show.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Russell you've been prag baby you been baby? Oh my god,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: oh my, oh my god. Oh that's crazy. Man. I'm like, man,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I got up to date. Manut, I'm up to date. Man,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: you up to date? Baby, even through the pandemic, you're
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: still up to date. I'm up to mother date. Man,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: it's twenty twenty. Man, tell me this. What's the baddest
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Steve Marby Morning Show. Baby you up to date? Baby?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: You up to date? Wow? Way you come over here
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: if you want to. You're gonna be on the grill. Yeah, man,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I tell you what, come here too. If you come
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: my knock on my door in two weeks gonna be
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: a problem. Yeah, dog full blown. Just need you know?
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: All right? Come on, man, I'm gonna talk my bill.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk my bills like I am my woman.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Come over. I ain't never heard that. Yeah, that was
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: my line. Now was scary booster button? Baby? He said, hey, man, hey, hey, hey, man,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: hold on, I didn't ask you twice? Who are you now?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: The animal? Personal business? What what? What? What you want? Yeah?
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: But then tell me try to get offended. Just the
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: relative you're not gonna talk down to me. But he
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: hadn't told you. But you got all the wrong information. Man,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: All that's the wrong information, right, But I'm gonna gave
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: him all the right information. Now. They're all good, though,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: King of Prank, I was trying to be stupid for y'all.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I just work harder trying to be stupid for y'all.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Some of them, he'd be going too far, Shirley, don't
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: tell him that some of this is just too much.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: His life is in danger a couple of them. Yeah, okay,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: all right, We'll be back with more of the Steve
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this you're listening show. Inviting
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: a date Steve back to your home is certainly a
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: big step, you know, in the relationship, when you've moved
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: it on to that level. And as you can imagine,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: there are definitely things that you can do to make
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: sure that visit leaves a lasting impression. And I'm talking
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: about in a good way. Okay. For example, for men
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: to go to a woman's home, definite turn ons include
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: a nice smelling home. Everyone likes, you know, when you
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: walk in the house, smells good, books on display, things
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: like that. So Steve, I have to ask you what
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: things turn you on and turn you off When you
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: visit your date's home for the first time. Think back, guys,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: you know I like a woman's house that's clean, thank you.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: That is number one. In your house be clean? Yes, yes.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: If your house nasty and I'm over here for the
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: first time and we're looking at first impression, my impression
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: immediately is you nasty. Now that's when she come over
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: your house, she has the right to expect the same thing.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Here's a suggestion I have for men. If you don't
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: have a woman over your house. Hid your medicine, don't
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: You can't explain medicine you own. If you got any medicine,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: had it, I don't care if it celebrates Most people
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: don't know what that is. It sounds real close to
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: you know, like VD anything start with seller. Yeah, yeah,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: you gotta sell it collapse because you can't explain this
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: to people that's out of your own house. Because most
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: medicine you can't pronounce it. So what is this anatavia
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: in your Yeah, that sounds real. I don't know. No,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: damn ana station, I said anatavia. Oh that's yoga activita.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: It's in your man. Do you don't even know what
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: it is, because what is you're taking testosterone? She saw it?
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: What is you're taking tests? Is hanging up? She come
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: out there. You'd bought some Chinese remedies. She come out,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: what is black cat? Say though that this girl you
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: were dating was so gorgeous and you went over her
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: house and she had roaches or something. Didn't you tell
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: the story about that story? But I did another one.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: One time met this girl and in Collie Lord, she
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: was fine, creole girl. My brother told me how to
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: get him, and he gave me some money to take out.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: So I told her pick a restaurant. She picked a
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: creole restaurant. I'm seventeen. I ain't had no creole food,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: so I'm in. I go in there. She didn't ordered
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: all this spices. So if you fade all this but spicy, Yeah, yeah,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I'm eating stuff. Man, ain't never been in my system
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: this far. So I'm taking her home and my stomach
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: is turning. So we get at the front of the house.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk up to the dough. She said, come
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: on here for a little while. My mama and I'm gone. O.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: My mama had told me when your stomach is told up,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: try to go home. Yes, yeah, but that didn't nobody
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: else house. Yes, but she was so fine. I just said, well, man,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: let me go in here for a little while, because
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I was kind of man, would I be fine? Chick?
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Invite you in and mama dadd ain't there let me leave?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Go on in here? Something but your stomack, I mean, Shirley,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: it's a girl, and man would have went in there.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting down on the couch and watching TV. My
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: stomach is turning. I can hear so, I said, can
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I go to the bathroom? She said, second door on
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: the left. I go in there, and Lord have mercy
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: the walls of gibraltars idn't grabbed the tie wreck in
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: front of me to just try to hang on. I'm
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: twisting the guest tile in my head like I'm bringing
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: it out. I didn't knock the toilet tissue holder off
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: the wall screws out everything. I hadn't kicked over the trash.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Can you can hear this? Right? I don't get he
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: wasn't feeling what I was feeling. But I'm using the
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: bathroom so much that is alarming to me. Yeah, I've
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: actually put more in there than I've ever put in
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: there in my life. Briar too. I think we got
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't know when you don't stop my story shoting.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: This is for Junior and time I know I about
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: so I'm feeling the bowl up. So finally I'm done.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: To my relief, I'm but I'm sweating though I'm talking
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: about I'm in there my shirt wide. I hadn't my
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: whole ship's wide over. I had hung my pass up
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: on the back of the dog because I used a
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: bathroom like my daddy always hate my pants and draws
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: up on the back of the Yeah, you know't ever
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: use the bathroom. But I got my shirt on, but
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I didn't open it up because it's hot. I got
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: just just water coming down out the front. So I
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: stand up and I flushed the toilet. Now I'm putting
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: my clothes on. But you know how you're waiting to
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: hear that sound that all I hear is to swirl it.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: And I turned around and and there's rising rising. I'm
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: asking God not to do this to me today. I'm
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: asking God not today, Lord, not in here. We have
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: to have a part three. This ain't the time for
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: this old thing, Lord, stop this swirl from rising name
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: father God never no old God, Steve, we have to go,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: but Jesus really in stop this swirl. But insteady coming
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: good Part two right after this. You're listening here we are,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Steve back, just catch up. I'm over this fine girl house.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Just come up to up and eight gree old foods.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I'm team should have went home to use the bathroom
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: set in the house because she's fine. Now I'm in
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: here using the bathroom and all held and broke. I'm
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: in here, neked, sitting on the tarlet just my shirt
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: on because I like this ship wide leg. I like
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: to be open and free, and I need it because
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I had to brace myself a couple of times. But
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: she never came in there, not chat she coming, that's
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: coming in the store. So I get off. I finally
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: get through, but I've noticed that I'm putting more in
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: the bowls and ever, so I'm a little bit concerned
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: with them ship bar. So I flushed the toilet as
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I'm putting my plans back up on me and I'm
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: waiting to hear that, but I don't hear, and I
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: look back and it's Rid's going in a slow circle.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: So I go in. I go to my heavenly father.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Here father the boy, Now Lord, stop this rising time. Wow, somehow,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: don't let this swirl get up by the top. But
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: he didn't hear me that day. Yeah, I guess it wasn't.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Let The next thing I know, it's at the very
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: top of the tarlet. Oh my god, and it's about
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: to flow over. So now I don't know what to do.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: So I look down and it's a trash can. So
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I dipped the trash can down any and I got
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: a trash can full of it. Yeah, so I pulled
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: a shower curting back, throw it in the bath too.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: When here comes some more. So I had to take
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: another trash can full of it and throw another trash
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: can in the bath cab. And here comes some damn
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: mot So now I realized they call it is broke.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: They call it and bragged up, and it started going
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: back down working. I say, I gotta get some water
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: and put it into him. So I started running water
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: in the trash care to pour it down there and
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: make the water go clean. So I finally did that,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: and I said, thank you Lord, And I looked over
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: and the damn bathtub right shower curtain. I look up,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: it's on the wall. Wait, wait, hold, it's on the
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: water four part four, Hold, but this is Steve Hollis
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: in the bare food strapped parts folks coming up right
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: in the brown food part Folk. It's on the walls,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: the shower curtain and the bathtub. You're listening Steve, Steve
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: trapped in the bath and part folk. Yeah, I then't
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: bailed out three buckets trash hands of pure mess then
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: throw it in the shower. So when I get all
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: of the water back in the tarlet where I got
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: it upside in the water clean, I said, okay, cool.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: I look over, the damn bathtub is striped. So now
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I cut skis. People shower on and I'm washing down
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: the walls, the shower curtain with the shower. The girl
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: comes up to the girl because I've been in here
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: now about for the five minutes time. So she said,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: you do care down everything fast. She said, it sounds
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: like something wrong in that. To get away from the
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: dun said, well, okay, my house, so I'm in there's
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: this too late. But I noticed they got a candle
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: in the bath food high light it I like the candle,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: start striking matches and running tap water. That for my
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: mom always told me, strike some matches and run some
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: tap water and it'll help you get rid of old.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: So I'm in there, but now I'm washing down shower, curtains, wall,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: the bathtub, getting up stuff off the floe. Now now
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: you probably say, Steve, what is you washing it down with? Yeah?
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: What paper ties in there? But that tie rack that
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I had grabbed when I first sat down and was
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: twisting it. Yeah, they guess how the pretty ones with
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: the lace in the forward. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I washing it down. Now, my good towe that is
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: tile is brown. I can't grist at all out because
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: when the color wasn't When it started, that was pain
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: this awful. Now it tis it's running. I don't washed
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: all the walls down, everything I'm in that sweating, been
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: on the construction site. I've been in that total about
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: damn near hour. So I put the fastened my clothes,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: I look at the bath room. I got everything up,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: but I got this big nasty ass tie and I
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: don't know what to do with it, so I take
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: it put it in the waste paper can that I've
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: been bailing with and struck all that under the sink. Yeah,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I figured this ain't gonna be good. No how Yeah,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: but at least when they come in here they go,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: they's gonna take a moment because I know when you
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: go in there, you're gonna have to say what they
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: hid happened? Because I couldn't remember how the shower curtain
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: was of none of that. And now I got I look,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: I'm telling I got everything off right. So I walked
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: down the hallway. She's sitting on the couch with her
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: attitude folding. Did She look at me and she said,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: why are you been in that so long? I had
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: a little accident. Then she said, oh my god, look
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: at you. What was I didn't realize when I was
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: barely all that mess into the shower it was splashing
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: o my pants below my knee. I ain't had time
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: to look at this because I'm on busy cleaning up
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: the damn house. I looked down. It's just spicks, splash
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: marks from my knee down my pants was trait. I
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: looked at huh. She looked at me and she said,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: oh my god, look at you. What have you been doing?
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I looked at her and said you ain't got talk
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: to me like that, and walked up the four door,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: never came, got in my car, had to ride home
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: with all my wonderstand I spake, I smelled sitting in
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: that car home. That girl saw me on the campus
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: next day and all her girlfriend was looking at me
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: like I had never met her. That was wow, trapp trapped.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: All right, All right, all right, nephew, tell me coming
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: up next with the prank phone call. You're listening show
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: four minutes after. You're not gonna believe my strawberry letter
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: for today. The subject is you can't have your cake
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: and eat it too. But wait till you hear it
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: right now though the nephews in the building with today's
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: prank phone, what you got for us now? I want
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: to date your mama, see right there, I want to
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: date your MoMA, Steve, how would you do it again? Please? Uh?
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Today's prank is I want to date your brother. Ain't
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: nothing in that puts some prank on? That puts some
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: over here? I mean, you know what I mean. I
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: can't tell you how to prank because I was with
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: you the king of it. But I was just talking
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: about the introductions. Could use a lot of one yet,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: put some more flavor on that, and I'll see the
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: flavors in the prank and we'll put some seasoning on
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: that intro though. Yeah. See that's that's where you are
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: not different. And so once again, just to do what
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: you want to do, all right, all right? How do
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: you do? I'm so I can't. I want to date
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: your mama? Do you run it? Clue? Hello? Hello, I'm
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: trying to reach I'm trying to reach miss Burns. This
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: is James. This is a how you doing? Man? My
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: name is Gordon Gordon. Just recently joined the church man
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: within the last month, and I was trying to get
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: in touch with with Miss Byrne. One of the members
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: gave me a number, but I guess they they must
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: have gave me the wrong number. I guess it's is
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: this a home number or what is this a hold
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: of hell? Who? Who? Who is this again? My name
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at the church. Yeah,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: this is just your number. Yeah, man, this is my
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: phone number. I'm James. I'm my son. Oh that's your mom. Okay,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: that's your mother? Right? All right? Well, yeah, my bad man.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I was trying to get in touch with miss Burns.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Now is did you have a sale or a home
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: number somewhere I can get in touch with Miss Burns.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Wait to time, I till me tell you. Your name
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: is what Gordon? Gordon? Gordon not just joined the church, man,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: so I might not have met you yet. Jane, Okay,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: what God bless you man, Thank you man, I appreciate it.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Is it anyway I can get your mom's home number
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: from you? I mean, you're just joining the church. I
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: mean I don't I don't see why you wouldn't be
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: able to talk to it. I mean, is there anything
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: there a message I could pass on to it? Thom Uh, Well, yeah,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I mean I'm trying to see if it's all right
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: for for me to take her out. I've been seeing
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: them for the last Hold up, hold up, hold up,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: hold hold you. You were just saying to you a
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: new member to the church, and somebody gave you or
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: they were attempting to give you my mother's number, and
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: you're asking me if you could take her out. Man. Well,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her phone number.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I guess they give me your number. Bout mistake. You know,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: that's my reason for car. I thought I was gonna
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: get her. I want to take her out, you know,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: maybe to dinner or something. Well, I'll be quite honest, man,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I just came back home from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: And uh, I mean you know my post just passed
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I ain't too keen or my mama going out with
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: somebody in beside you. You don't even sound like you. Hey,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: she in the sixties? Man, older you man, I'm thirty six.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: The hell out of you? You how old man? I'm
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: thirty six, I'm thirty four? What is you doing? You
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: do realize my mom is pushing sixty? Right? You know what? Man?
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I look at it like James, right, James, I look
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: at it like it's you know heyes, ain't number but
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: the number. Man. This wasn't your heart, man, And how
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: you carry yourself? You know? Yeah? But my hey, but
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: my mama ain't no cougar like that. And I know
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: she ain't coming after you right now. I remember telling
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: me that she trying some new things at this church,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: but going out with some thirty thirty. How do you
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: you do a baby, man, I'm thirty. I'm thirty six. Dude. Man,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: you like my brother. Something man ain't nowhere in the world.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: My mama gonna be day okay than James. Let me
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: say this man. First of all, I ain't even know
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I was calling you. Second of all, I'm calling and
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: speak with her. I'm not calling trying to get permission
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: from you. Miss Burns is a grown woman. And whoa, whoa,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: whoa talking about I don't think you're every man. I
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: just came back from fighting overseas. My pops passed away
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: not too long ago. I am the man of the house.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Let's get that straight right now, all right. I don't
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: care if I'm still living at home or not. I'm
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: the man of this house, all right. You calling the
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: ass my mama on a date, you might as well
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: just stick the church dog, because you know, as I said,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: be blessed, but it ain't gonna be no blessing from
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: me to you. I tell you that right now. I'm
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: You might no blessing, but I respect the fact that
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: you've been overseas and you've been fighting for this country okay,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: but if I decide I want to speak to Miss
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Burns about going out, I think Miss Burns has every
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: right to decide if she would like to go out
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: with Gordon's or not, and Gordon wants to take her out,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I took up. Hold up, look, bro, I don't care
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: how old you say you are. All right, number one,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: you're too young, as I already mentioned. All right, this
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: ain't going down with you and my mom. I'm straight up,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: hey man, that's for your mama to decide. No, No,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: you you bringing up my mama. You're letting the word
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: your mama come out your mouth again. That's gonna get
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: you up, all right. I don't know where you're from.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I don't get how old you are. I'm pretty sick.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I know what church my mamma go to and and
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't gonna
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: be asking her out, all right. I don't give what
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: it take. I would show up on Sunday, catch up
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: in the pulpit or wherever you're gonna be sitting in
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: the back of the choir. It don't matter. Something is
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: going down. You will not gonna get with my mama
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: like that. You got that. That's up for your mama
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: to decide if your mamma want to go out with
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: me down dinner. I ain't going long with this, man.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm deciding it right now. It ain't gonna happen.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I told you before, be blessed or get your whook.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: You got two choices, all right. I didn't fight by
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: seeds three years to come back and also deal with
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: my daddy did and then come back. I'm suffering from PSD. Dog,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do unless you want
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: to get it like that, suffering from one a PSD
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: post traumatic stress syndrome, and I will release all that
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: on you. You got that. I don't play hey, man, listen,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: I don't want no trouble. It don't matter to me.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: You can talk you, okay. Look man, listen, I ain't
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: trying to have no trouble about you. Man. All I'm
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: gonna say is this right here. I'm I'm gonna I
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: talk to you mama on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: talk to me? Are you not hearing me? Man? I'm okay,
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this? Can
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I say one more things to you. Man, So you explode,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: you ain't got nothing else to say. I got one
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: more thing before you explode. Man, is you listening? Yeah? Man, James?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: What hey? Man? I want to tell you this. Man,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning to
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: show your mama. I got me the frank phone call
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: you get out of here. This is who Hey man,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Your mama told me. She's saying, my son been overseas,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: even in fighting. I'm glad to have him home, she said.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: We got back. Get in the spirit of laughing. Man,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: my mama, are you Are you kidding me? Man? We
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: got you good. We listen to this show overseas. Man.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: First of all, I gotta say thank you for fighting
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: for this country. I want to ask you one more thing.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: show in the land, Man, nothing but the Steve Harvey
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: more than show Get it overseason in the States though,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Thanks man, you always you know you did. Yes, you
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: play too much? You already ya. Mama's me a little too, though,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: don't I wish you would talk about dating man. I
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: might call you next week. I might call you next See.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: That's just see, that's you too far, but you go
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: too far a lot. That's you right there at that edge.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: But he usually goes to the edge. He steps over
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: it some time. You you think I'm mobile now perfectly?
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: My God, is this reverse psychologist? No, I don't matter,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: don't psychology, don't work with you. We're gonna ready to
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: get to the Strawberry letter. Okay, up next the subject
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: you can't have your cake and eat it too. We'll
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to the
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. All right, guys, it's time now for
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If you need advice on relationships,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your
• 52:32
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• 52:37
  Speaker 1: and letter. We could be reading your letter live on
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: the air, just like we're gonna read this one today.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: So before I actually read the letter, I have to
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: do a disclaimer here and ask you please listen to
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: the entire letter. It is not what you'd think. Okay,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: it's gonna get a little crazy in the middle, but
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: stick with me. All right, please, thank you, Buggle up,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you. Here is
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter subject you can't have your cake and
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: eat it too. All right, one more time. You can't
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: have your cake and eat it too. Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: I've been dating a guy for six months and he's
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: one of the sweetest men that I've ever met. This weekend,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: he disclosed some information to me, and I need your opinion.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: He and I met when I moved out of my condo.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: He was a supervisor of the moving company that I used,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: and he was very professional and handsome, and when he
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: asked me out, I accepted. We started out as friends
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: and now we're in a relationship. On our first date,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: he said his favorite thing about me was my skin
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: tone and how soft and supple it looks. I have
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: not had that much attention in a while, so I
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: was overjoyed. Whenever we go out, he caresses my skin
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: with his great big hands and kisses my shoulders and neck.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: We finally got intimate over the weekend and it was
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: everything I hoped for I had hoped for, but then
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: it got tricky. After sex, we were lying in bed
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: and as usual he was robbing on me and kept
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: saying how he loves my skin. He then whispered to me,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I just want to eat you. I giggled and turned
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: to look at him, thinking he wanted to go for
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: round two. But then he said to me, no, I
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: literally want to eat you. I looked at this man
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: and asked him to repeat himself. He said he fantasizes
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: about eating a part of a woman's body, and it's
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: a big fetish that he has not been able to
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: live that out. He elaborated that overseas it's a big
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: thing where a man will take part of a woman's
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: buttocks and eat it. What he said, he's been fascinated
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: by cannibalism since he was young, but this is just
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: a fetish and nothing serious. But you heard me, okay,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: that's why I said. That's he said he's been fascinated.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Let me get through the letter, please deve. He said,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: he's been fascinated by cannibalism, yes, since he was young,
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: but that but this is just a fetish and nothing serious.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: So I need to know if this is really just
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: a fetish or should I run before it's too late?
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of such I'm falling for this guy,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: but I don't want to end up with my butt
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: in a frying pan. Please help me, Okay, I mean
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: all I could say initially is what uh wt h?
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, really, did I read this correctly? Like you
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: know you said in the letter? Did you hear this correctly?
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: People don't eat people? Uh, that's not what we do.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: What is he talking about? I mean, this is a
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: fantasy he hasn't been able to live out yet. Uh listen,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Sure he could be just kidding and this could just
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: be a fantasy and he doesn't really mean this. Sure
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: a booty burgle, I mean, he could just be kidding.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: But but why take this chance? I mean, seriously, he
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: knows too much about it, He's researched it. Uh. No,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: to answer your question, we've never heard of such cannibalism
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: and things like this. I mean we know what it is,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: of course, but we haven't literally heard of anyone doing this.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: And yes, I would run. He sounds too freaky. I mean, yeah,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: he sounds too freaky and crazy to me. That's not
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: freaky to you. That's beyond. That's beyond, Yeah, it's beyond. Uh.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: He he wants to literally eat you. The term is
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: called verare philia. If you guys want to know verare philia.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: All right, how you know that? All right, Steve, I'm done.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I think she should right, this is too crazy. Well,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: let's go over the letter and just go along on
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: the journey that this letter was taking us. On day six,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: moms dating, this man wanted the sweetest men she ever mad.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: You know. He was a supervisor of a moving company
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: that moved her. Professional, handsome, and so he asked her out.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: She said, all right, Well they started out as friends,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: but day the relationship now because on the first date
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: he told her the first thing he laughed about it
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: was how skin tone, how soft and subtle it looked. Girl.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: The attention about to dry this girl crazy. She was
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: over joy. When we go out, he'd be caressing your
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: skin with his great big hand. Because then then furniture
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: moving hands. You know, he got the big hass hand
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: he picking up frigerator. Yeah, you're this big man ass
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: head kissing all over your shoulder. You got enter it
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: over the weekend and large, jeezus, who it was everything.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Then it got tricking after sex, y'all was laying in bed,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: you know, just like oh he was just rubbing on you,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: kept saying love your skin. Then he whisper, I just
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: want to eat now we've all heard this before. Careful,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: it's grown ass man. He done, Steve. Hang on, we'll
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: have two of your response coming up at twenty three
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: after the hour. Subject of today's letter. You can't have
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: your cake and eat it too. We'll get back into
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve. Let's
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: get back into the letter. You can't have your cake
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: and eat it too. Let's recap. Ain't no damn recap.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: She didn't got the moving company boy, she'd have fell
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: in love with her, and he out on the date
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: with her, telling about the favorite thing about her was
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: her skin tone and how I saw it supple. Oh,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: she hadn't had this kind of tension in the while.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: She was overjawed, go out caressing the skin, had the
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: great big hands kissing all on her shoulder. He had
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: the moving man hand, Yeah, picking flipping, taking whole rugs
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: down by self, down the steps, picking up on waws
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: and moving entertainment centers, hardest boy power. So you finally
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: got intimate over the weekend and the Lord Mercy, it
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: was everything. She hoped for and right after she said everything,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: I hope folk period. But then it got tricky. Oh,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: they laying up in that in the after glow. They
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: laying in bed just like usually, just loving on me,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: and they kept telling me how much he loved my skin.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Then he whispered to me, I just now she giggle.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Turned course, she won't to say yes to this. That's
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: what the giggle was about, and turned and looked at him,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: thinking he wanted to go for a round two. Na, Na,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Now he was hoping that he was talking about what
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: you thought he was talking about that he that the
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: giggle was falk. But then he said to me, now,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: I literally won't. I looked at this man and I
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: asked him to repeat himself, because you know what, if
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: that's what you really want to do, just gold say
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: it to me. But I don't know what you mean
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: by literally, so I asked him to repeat himself. He
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: said that he fantasizes about eating a part of a
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: woman's body, and it's a big fetish that he's not
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: being able to live out yet. Now at this point,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: you need to be sitting up in the bed. You
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: need to sit up. You need to start eyeing his
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: ass because this this is going somewhere else. Yeah, and
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: then he elaborated that overseas it's a big thing where
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: a man would take part of a woman's buttox and
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: eat it. Now, I don't know wearing this letter. You
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: kept typing, but this would have been a hard letter
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: to type. You're wanting you what. I don't know who
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: this sister is, but this conversation with you want to eat,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: You're gonna take you, You're gonna cut who assd on,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: hold on it words, you're crazy, he said. It's fascinated
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: by cannibalist cannibalism since he was young. But this is
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: just a fetish, and nothing says so I need to
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: know if this is really just a fetish or should
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: I run before it's too late? What the hell did
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: you just ask us? You're trying to figure out this
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: a fetish. A man just told you that he wanted
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: to a slice of your ass, just you know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like it's cheese, like like you just a ham a
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  Speaker 1: honey break sitting up on the table. It was just
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  Speaker 1: wanting a slice of your ass. Cocked. Now he'd to
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  Speaker 1: talking about this overseas, He's been rubbing on your skin. Now,
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  Speaker 1: love the texture? Now, he said he been fascinated by
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  Speaker 1: counter cannibalism since he was young. But it's just to
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  Speaker 1: fetish and nothing said now here go the cold part
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  Speaker 1: right here. So I need to know if this is
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  Speaker 1: really a fetish or shit? I run for us too late?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of such? I'm falling for this guy,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't want to end up with my butt
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  Speaker 1: in a frying pan. Okay, so what is you're typing? Fall? Now?
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  Speaker 1: You might be falling for this guy, but you ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna be able to fall on your ass because he
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  Speaker 1: gonna be to NATed. What you're gonna wake up one
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  Speaker 1: night numb? You ain't gonna know what's going on, and
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  Speaker 1: he gonna be sitting over there with a plate with
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  Speaker 1: some hot sauce. Ain't gonna have a napkin rounding that baby?
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  Speaker 1: What you eat? Now, he'd numbed you while you sleep,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: You ain't come your little booty just tingling. You don't
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: know half of it. It's over there on that damn plate,
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  Speaker 1: sitting over there and got some host sauce, and he
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  Speaker 1: just chewing your ass and you don't even know it.
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  Speaker 1: Show stupid behind Tom have you ever heard of such
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  Speaker 1: a thing. Hell no, we're black people. Yeah, hell no,
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  Speaker 1: we black people. Now first and letter was kind of sexy.
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  Speaker 1: He he Hell he's talking about taking a slice of
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  Speaker 1: your ass and you don't know the into us and
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  Speaker 1: you're sitting up in here. I don't want to end
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: up with my butt in a frying pan. But you
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  Speaker 1: think you're gonna do, I'm gonna have your little biceps
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: and that everything else like a little five meat. Now
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: all right, look, we gotta get rid of this food.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: We gotta let the people know that they can email
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: or instagram us their email us. Nothing this again. I'm
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM, or check out
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. All right, more of
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  Speaker 1: this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steven Show. All right, Uncle NFF are here.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: You know, it's Memorial Day weekend. So you guys, you
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  Speaker 1: UNC and NEFF have some grilling tips for grill, some
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  Speaker 1: rules and all of that. Yeah, let's get started. What
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  Speaker 1: you got do you clean your grill? Oh not that much.
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  Speaker 1: I really just I really just brush off the residue
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  Speaker 1: from the last time fall into the flame. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't clean the grill completely. You don't clean then
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  Speaker 1: once that heat hit it. Once that heat hit I'll
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  Speaker 1: put that. I put that grill over that five five
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  Speaker 1: kill all and you just grub it off. But it leaves.
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  Speaker 1: I'll take my steel brushing clean it. But I won't
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  Speaker 1: seasoning there. You do. Now, walk me through this. Walk
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: me through marinading a slab of reels. Now, marinading a
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  Speaker 1: slab of reel for me is very simple because you
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  Speaker 1: can do it overnight, but it's not necessary. I do
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  Speaker 1: like a thirty five forty five hour long process. The
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  Speaker 1: first thing I do, I go down to Walmart and
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  Speaker 1: they got this thing that can peel the skin off
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  Speaker 1: the back of the rems. First day, the little the
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  Speaker 1: little thin layer of skin that that's real chewy. I
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  Speaker 1: takes that off. See I peel that off. Keep going.
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  Speaker 1: I'm listening because this is how you really get your
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  Speaker 1: meat to taste right. To take that skin off that's
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  Speaker 1: on the bones side of the reel. Like so serious
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  Speaker 1: time get this? You feel like yeah, and you should be.
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  Speaker 1: No notes, come on, it's all in so non cooking.
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  Speaker 1: I only use a dry rub that's all I use, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And I have a special dry rub that I use.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so you put that on. How long you
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  Speaker 1: just let that? Now? First, I got my fire outside
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  Speaker 1: going right, but I prefer the big green egg. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I got. That's the best way. Then once I
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  Speaker 1: get that coals down there, I pull them to three
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  Speaker 1: quarters side of the grille because I got the big one,
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  Speaker 1: and I leave a four for the grill with no
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  Speaker 1: cold under it. I pull all the cold forward so
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  Speaker 1: I'm only on three fourth to the grill. That's in
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  Speaker 1: case my meat gets to go on a little hot.
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  Speaker 1: I got a little cools, but I canna push the
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  Speaker 1: meat to keep it from direct heat cooking it. Then
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  Speaker 1: when I shut the lead down, I monitor the dampers
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  Speaker 1: and the drafts on it to keep it around two
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  Speaker 1: seventy five. Two fifth. That's good cooking, tempt right there,
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  Speaker 1: two fifty two seven. What you want? Got that green
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  Speaker 1: egg in there? Now, I scrub my meat with this
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  Speaker 1: dry rug. I take it out there and I set
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  Speaker 1: it on the grill re up side down, up side
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  Speaker 1: down at two seventy five, and I shut it all right,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Um, we should take a pause here because we
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  Speaker 1: only have a few seconds. We'll come right back with
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  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to show. Now, I scrub my meat with
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  Speaker 1: this dry rug. I take it out there and I
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  Speaker 1: set it on the grill re up side down, up
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  Speaker 1: side down at two seventy five, and I shut it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: fifty five minutes later, come on, I opened the lid
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  Speaker 1: and you can start eating baby back that fact. Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Do you ever wrap yours in fall? No? I do not. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you've seen that process though, right, I've seen it's nothing
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  Speaker 1: wrong with it. You put them on. You can put
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  Speaker 1: them on for about forty five, what about thirty minutes,
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  Speaker 1: and then take them on, wrap them, put them back
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  Speaker 1: on and let him click the rest of the winning
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  Speaker 1: the fall. Ye see, I don't wrap my well, is
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  Speaker 1: there a problem with wrapping your bead? I mean, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: he sounds I'm just saying it ain't just so again,
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  Speaker 1: but it's not the same. Come on, I felt like
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  Speaker 1: I was going the wrong way. I be, but fifty
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  Speaker 1: five to fifty seven minutes on one side, I never
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  Speaker 1: flipped in me right, really, I never flip it because
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  Speaker 1: what happens is when you cook it just bones side down.
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  Speaker 1: You know, ain't no meat on the bones side of
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  Speaker 1: the real seat. But what it does is it seals
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  Speaker 1: it real nice and it keeps the meat real juicy
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  Speaker 1: because you put a seer on the bones side and
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  Speaker 1: then the smoke and my wood chips cook the meat
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  Speaker 1: on the top. So why do people flip their meat?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I see that. I mean my brother flipp
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  Speaker 1: is me, my daddy Flipps. I just don't. I just
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  Speaker 1: don't because it's not necessary and you get you get
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  Speaker 1: a real tender piece of baby back. I do this now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to man ask anybody that didn't have my ReBs.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's what a lot of people don't perfect. Because
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: now you did tell me on the something that was good,
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  Speaker 1: that lump cold. I never knew nothing about that. That's
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  Speaker 1: the only thing I messed with. That's that's uh, what's that?
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  Speaker 1: That's that's like wood that's already been burned with fall. Yeah,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: and it's what they have. It's four as five, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all them charred trees, that's what it is. That's perfect
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: for Bobby Love. Yeah, Central Market got hurt. That's the
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  Speaker 1: best stuff I bet a lot of fellas a central market.
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  Speaker 1: It's made by market. Well they bag it up, it's
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. Well, yeah, it's it's all the same.
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  Speaker 1: But green egg has a good version. That's usually the
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  Speaker 1: most burn. You know, because you could see some of
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  Speaker 1: the wood and some of them you ain't never seen
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  Speaker 1: the green eggs. Shar the smoker, not actually green eggs
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  Speaker 1: and ham. Girl, this this this is too much. Not
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  Speaker 1: only kid, she not cooked. She don't even know the
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  Speaker 1: brands of the flying it's the smoke green eggs at
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: the barbecue, growling up. Oh my god, upset though, that's
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  Speaker 1: what you're thinking, Rims and green egg All right, go on, Steve, Sorry,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: all right, So we learned a lot grilling with Steve. Yeah, yeah, Steven,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Tommy is a good grilling. Yes, give prayer. Will
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  Speaker 1: be grilling this weekend. I won't be eating bad boy
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  Speaker 1: out there on that grid. I won't be eating red meat,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna I'm gonna have salmon all on the
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did you know that? See he doesn't eat
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  Speaker 1: red meat anymore anymore. I'm just taking a break. Now,
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  Speaker 1: do you make your own sauce, You're own barbecue sauce,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: or do you buy it? Or what I got? Two
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: barbecue rescipes, give me one. There's a barbecue sauce called
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Old George T. I don't know about that. Just fine,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Old George T. Barbecue sauce got an old black dude.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: They got honey bourbon maple. I used two bottles of that.
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  Speaker 1: Have you tried Sweet Baby race, Sweet baby ray? Oh?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: I had plenty of that. But it's it's it's all right.
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  Speaker 1: If you want the best job barbecue sauce that you
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: ain't got to do nothing to William's brothers, William's Brothers,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: barbecue sauce is the one where you ain't got to
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: do nothing to it. Okay, let me see, and it's
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: better than sweet Baby raised. I'm telling you time. Okay,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll be back with more of the Steve
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening to show. Here
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  Speaker 1: we are. We're back with these barbecue grilling tips from
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: UNC and Neff. All kinds of barbecue tips you guys
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: are giving us, just dropping all kinds of barbecues, no notes,
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  Speaker 1: soak it in, no knowledge though, why because okay, now
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: let me tell you what y'all to get what old mule?
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  Speaker 1: Old mule, y'all don't know. Y'all don't know no about
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  Speaker 1: to cut. That's some slavery sou Shirley season made this
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  Speaker 1: one old mute. Yeah, you can't got a brown label
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  Speaker 1: on it and a picture of a mule head. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. I'm trying to help y'all weekend out. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know this type of stuff talk. I've been experimented
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  Speaker 1: with this stuff out, have bought every barbecue sauce day
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  Speaker 1: is from craft on up. I'm telling who got the
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  Speaker 1: best damn barbecue sauld mule and doctored a little bit. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and that old mule, it's got a little kick to it.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: That want to call it mute? And now you want
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  Speaker 1: to cut the kick with a little brown sugar, all right,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: cut that kick. It's a little bit of brown sugar
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  Speaker 1: to taste, and then put a little mustard in it. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that was a little mustard and a little brown sugar
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  Speaker 1: to taste. But have it simmered in a pot on
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  Speaker 1: a little so when you stared it blend the flavors.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, we'll be back with before right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening all right, uh, all right, barbecue rules and
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: regulations were three barbecue sauce. We're talking about the whole
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: time you adding and taste, add a little bit at
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: a time and go to your taste boom when you
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: get in there. But now, let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: That old George t that's where that's what you want
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: to start with. Is anything new? You got old mute,
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  Speaker 1: old tea, the old ass sauca. If you say they
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: ain't work, I'm gonna try a couple of new weekend
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  Speaker 1: but I need something we got new mute, modern mus
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: good food. Y'all? What what what y'all want? Wants name?
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  Speaker 1: Probably I want something before citi Ins. You know something
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: after city? All right? Your uncles tigue barbecue sau Rufus.
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  Speaker 1: It's rufus. You know this, older dirt you got my uncle.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, let me google rufe man, because I'm a
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  Speaker 1: barbecue dude. If you get the rufus t rufus tigue
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  Speaker 1: barbecue sauce, that's some of the best snowball that you
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  Speaker 1: could buy. And if you learn how to mix them.
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  Speaker 1: H I gotta recipe boy with this rufus t and
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  Speaker 1: I use two different rufus tigues. I send it to
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  Speaker 1: my daughter. My daughter asked me for it. Let me
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  Speaker 1: see if I look at the thing on the on
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  Speaker 1: the bottle that said rufus Tigue made some sauce. That's
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: what it says. That's the slogan. Look at rufus tigue
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  Speaker 1: made some slow sauce. You damn right. Yeah now that
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  Speaker 1: that that's house of feel what that's that's you? You
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: know what? Time it just says you. All though my
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: uncle didn't make a burn up sack sauce. Man really
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: called no, no, no, it's barbecue. The Lord no more
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  Speaker 1: what you say. The Lord is not golow. Do you
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  Speaker 1: have a brand like a smokey brand, like, hey, we
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: got to come back, Freedom, Freedom, come back. I just
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  Speaker 1: want you to free before get it all right, we'll
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: be back with our last break of the day. In
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Steve's closing remarks about barbecue at forty nine. After you're listening,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, we are. We're at our last break
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  Speaker 1: of the day before we um head on into the
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  Speaker 1: holiday weekend. Do some inspirational stuff. But get your pens
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: and papers out. I'm about to give you a recipe
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  Speaker 1: that you can make the bomb diggity Bobby Q sauce,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: and everybody will be talking about girl, and then what
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna come on? That's what. First of all, this
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  Speaker 1: is what you need. A half a cup of apple,
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  Speaker 1: side of vinegar. Okay, you need six teaspoons of garlic powder, level,
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  Speaker 1: not too much, just six level, easy teaspoons of garlic powder.
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  Speaker 1: Got it. You need seven teaspoons of brown cane raw sugar. Alright, alright,
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  Speaker 1: not that, not that brown sugar that's matted together in
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  Speaker 1: the bag. You want cane sugar crystallized. So you want
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  Speaker 1: seven teaspoons a brown cane raw sugar. You need one
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  Speaker 1: bottle a rufus tigue sweet heat. You need one bottle
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  Speaker 1: a rufous tigue honey sweet barbecue sauce, honey sweet fresh
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  Speaker 1: market sales disc bobec glow sales that just get to
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  Speaker 1: going round. I got it. Croak up obos seeing some
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  Speaker 1: Albertsons with it. Now you blend all this together. Then
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  Speaker 1: I want you to take that empty bottle of rufus tegue. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: fill it up with water one and a half time. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So fill up a bottle of rufus tigue empty barbecue
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  Speaker 1: sauce poured in the stirred. Put a half a bottle
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  Speaker 1: in there and stirred one and a half simmer on
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  Speaker 1: low heat, and watch it. Watch what the hell happened?
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  Speaker 1: Held on? Let me let me recap. Half a cup
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  Speaker 1: of apple, side of vinegar, yes, Six teaspoons of garlic
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  Speaker 1: powder yes. Seven teaspoons of brown cane raw sugar. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's important. You can use a little bit more sugar.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to taste, got you all right? One bottle
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  Speaker 1: of rufus Tigue sweet heat, yes, one bottle of Rufus
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  Speaker 1: Tigue honey sweet, yes, sir, all right, put all that, simar,
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  Speaker 1: all that, but before that, take a bottle and a
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  Speaker 1: half of water and pour that in there in Samara
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  Speaker 1: in the Rufus Tigue bottles. Yeah. So basically, let me
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  Speaker 1: try this one more time. We got a half a
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  Speaker 1: cup of apples center side of venegar. And then we
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  Speaker 1: got six teaspoons of garlic powder six to be exactly,
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  Speaker 1: hud moving along, seven teaspoons a brown cane raw shot.
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  Speaker 1: Seven completion, you gotta keep it a wrong. And then
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  Speaker 1: we got a bottle or the one and only ruf
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  Speaker 1: Rufus t Good guy Toby follow me now because I'm
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  Speaker 1: going somewhere. And then we got a bottle on a
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  Speaker 1: rufus t hut. Come on, take all of that, put
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  Speaker 1: it in a pot and get it warm. And then
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  Speaker 1: you take that same bottle, that empty bottle of rufus
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  Speaker 1: te fitting up with water. Put get you another half
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  Speaker 1: a bottle of water. Put it in that roof of you.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: Now pour it in that pot all up in. Now
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: there that pot around, let us sell, let us sit,
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  Speaker 1: put it on a low put the lead on it.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: And good God, amighty, you have what we call the
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: bomb barbecue sauce. Yes, that is hey, man, that all
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: the barbecue open. I'm not creative and do not want
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: to follow that house, want to open up a job.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Try to find yourself some Williams, some brothers Williams, some brothers,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: barbecue sauce. If you don't want to do nothing after that,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: find yourself some bones sucking sauce. Oh man, that't somebody's
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: going in the bedroom. Yeah what barbecue? Yeah, if you're
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: real lazy, what is that you call? Is it? Baby raised?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: Oh sweet baby rays? Yeah, if you're just lazy and
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: you don't want to make no sod, if you follow
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: that recipe right there though. You're gonna love it. Open
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: it through this though, watch me, you're gonna love it.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm a video and put it up Monday. Can
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: I do that Tuesday? Yeah? The site? Yeah, okay, women's
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  Speaker 1: just we were down at the camp. Is that the
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: same sauce she'd be having at the camp now? It
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: makes a different one for the camp. Okay, into it?
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  Speaker 1: But you like it though, don't I love it? See
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  Speaker 1: when I'm just doing all meat, no vegetables, changed my sauce.
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  Speaker 1: Oh couse, ain't no sides at the camp. Well wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute now, then Tommy can't come because he's off
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  Speaker 1: meat right now. If Tommy came to the camp, he'd
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  Speaker 1: be in here. Come. Tom just ain't gonna eating back
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  Speaker 1: in the back of my cottage. Yeah, he's off meat
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  Speaker 1: right now. You're okay, well not that week. Tell me
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be back on the side fund something, tim,
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  Speaker 1: But we'll be right back on it. This barbecue. And
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  Speaker 1: if Tommy came to the camp, he'd be out there
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  Speaker 1: with the kids. I hadn't been to the camp. Yeah,
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