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Happy Monday Favorite Moments - 12.18.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: all sung looking back to back down, giving the move
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  Speaker 1: like the molking buck bus things and it's tub y'all
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  Speaker 1: to be true. Good to study. Yeah, listening to me
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  Speaker 1: together for sto bar hand quickly to listen money w
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  Speaker 1: don't you join? Yeah? Yeah? By joining me said do
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  Speaker 1: you turn the love go? Yeah? You gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn out, turn lobby, got to turn out to turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water go. Come come on your back
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  Speaker 1: at it. I sure will. A good morning everybody. Y'are
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me NW one
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  Speaker 1: and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show. I have
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  Speaker 1: something and it's so describes how I was living. It's
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  Speaker 1: so captures the feelings that I had about beginning on
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  Speaker 1: the pathway of my dreams. It's so describes how I
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  Speaker 1: felt when I was about to attempt something. And I
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  Speaker 1: have some striking news for you. It describes often how
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  Speaker 1: I feel still today to a degree. So let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you what that is. And I know what's happened
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  Speaker 1: to a lot of people. Here's an analogy that I um.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard a couple of different ways, but I've kind of,
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  Speaker 1: you know, fixed it around to where I can uh
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  Speaker 1: drink it better, and I think it fits my personality
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  Speaker 1: to describe it to people best this way. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I was I was talking. I've talked often about the
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  Speaker 1: urgency of doing something with your life, of of getting
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  Speaker 1: started today, of stopping the procrastination and putting it off,
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  Speaker 1: and waiting on all your ducks to line up in
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  Speaker 1: a row, and waiting until the stars aligned themselves. If
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  Speaker 1: if you ain't on such a thing, you're you're You're
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  Speaker 1: never gonna get started. I don't really, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: too many people who can say that all the ducks
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  Speaker 1: just lined up in a row. Things happen. Things happen
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  Speaker 1: even when you get them lined up. One of the
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  Speaker 1: ducks get out of line, or somebody knock over the domino,
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  Speaker 1: or something happens. But here's here's here's here's here's the
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  Speaker 1: point I'm getting at. God has so many blessings available
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  Speaker 1: to you, you who's listening. God has so many blessings
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  Speaker 1: available to you from where you are right now. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care what you've gotten yourself into or what you've done.
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  Speaker 1: God has so many blessings that he can send your way,
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  Speaker 1: But you have to do something. See a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people just sit around and go man, I don't and
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  Speaker 1: something always happening to you. You're always getting a break.
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  Speaker 1: You're always doing this. You always do man, don't nothing
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  Speaker 1: come my way. Listen to me. If nothing ever comes
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  Speaker 1: your way, you know why that is. It's because you're
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  Speaker 1: not doing anything. God has all these blessings he wants
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  Speaker 1: to send you, but you got to give him something
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  Speaker 1: to work with. Now you have to give God something
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  Speaker 1: to work with. God will bless you. God can touch
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  Speaker 1: people's hearts on your behalf. He move situations around for you.
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  Speaker 1: He can align the stars. He can set the ducks
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  Speaker 1: up in the road. But align the stars and move
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  Speaker 1: people around, and touch people's hearts and set the ducks
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  Speaker 1: up in the road. For what based on what have
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  Speaker 1: you put forth? Any effort? Have you made a single
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  Speaker 1: step in any direction to do the right thing or
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  Speaker 1: go the right way? That gives him something to put
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  Speaker 1: his finger on. Come on, man, God can only bless
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  Speaker 1: you according to your faith. If you have a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of faith, give him that, let him work with that.
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  Speaker 1: He can do that. You know, man, I didn't always
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  Speaker 1: start with these speeches you're hear in the morning. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't always had these. I grew to these. I
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  Speaker 1: stumbled my way to these. I messed up my way
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  Speaker 1: to these. Here, I got it wrong so many times
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  Speaker 1: to be able to sound like I got some sense.
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  Speaker 1: I said it often. Failure is a one the full teacher.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how many times I have had to
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  Speaker 1: have failed to have what I have in my head today.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, it's a process. People get mad
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  Speaker 1: at the process. You got to do something to give
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  Speaker 1: God something to work with. He'll bless you. But what
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  Speaker 1: you want me to bless if you ain't putting forth
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  Speaker 1: any effort, any effort, if you just sit down and start.
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  Speaker 1: I got a book coming out, I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's going to really explain this thoroughly. Man, Where you
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  Speaker 1: can get blessed from whoever you are in your life,
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  Speaker 1: wherever your starting point is, wherever you find yourself wound up,
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  Speaker 1: you can get you can get it back from. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I've done it, man, by the grace of God, I've
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  Speaker 1: done it. I I got got over. Man. I learned
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  Speaker 1: some things along the way. Because here's the deal. As
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  Speaker 1: long as God keeps waking you up in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't through with you yet. When he's done, you're done.
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  Speaker 1: But if God still has a plan for you you
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  Speaker 1: wake up in the morning, He's still got some more
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  Speaker 1: work for you to do. You wake up in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: So if you keep waking up, man, it's something that
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  Speaker 1: God wants from you, would love to have from you,
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  Speaker 1: and he can work with you, man, if you just
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  Speaker 1: walk towards him a little bit. So here's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's hard for the average person to start
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  Speaker 1: because the fear of the unknown is incredible. What if
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  Speaker 1: I failed? What if I don't get picked? You know,
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  Speaker 1: one of the hardest things I ever did was walking
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  Speaker 1: in to quit my job. Oh man, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you about that day when I decided that I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a full time comedian after winning an amateur
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  Speaker 1: night one time, quitting your job, following your dream, going
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  Speaker 1: forward despite all the nay says, it's like stepping off
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  Speaker 1: a cliff. It's like actually just walking off the edge
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  Speaker 1: of a cliff, hoping, hoping. Now not really knowing, but
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  Speaker 1: hoping hoping is the bad basis of faith. I stepped
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  Speaker 1: off that cliff hoping that my parachute would open and
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  Speaker 1: allow me to drift down. See, I've never sky dived before,
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  Speaker 1: but I would imagine part of the thrill. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't know this because I'm not going to sky dive
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  Speaker 1: to find out. I think part of the thrill for
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  Speaker 1: people is the danger part of throwing yourself out a
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  Speaker 1: plane and how it feels to be free falling, but
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  Speaker 1: the whole time they're free falling, having this exhilarating, over
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  Speaker 1: the top moment. You have got to believe in your
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  Speaker 1: heart of hearts, you have got the hope with everything
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  Speaker 1: in you that when you pull this cord the shoot
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  Speaker 1: opens or else. This ain't a good move at all.
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  Speaker 1: But you've packed your shoot yourself, You've taken the lessons,
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  Speaker 1: so you go ahead and you make the leap. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the only thing about putting your job and following your
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  Speaker 1: dream is you ain't really been trained all that good
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  Speaker 1: for this, and you aren't really You didn't pack your shoot,
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  Speaker 1: but you ain't never opened it before. So I walked
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  Speaker 1: off this cliff, That's what it was like. And you
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  Speaker 1: following your dream is like you're walking off a cliff. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Here's the part where people
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  Speaker 1: don't never make the jump. They see somebody like myself
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  Speaker 1: who jumped off the cliff and the and and the
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  Speaker 1: pass shot don't open right away, and I hit a
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  Speaker 1: couple of rocks on the way down. I got my
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  Speaker 1: back cut up pretty bad. I got my clothes ripped off.
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  Speaker 1: They see that three years living in a car man
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  Speaker 1: he got his life toe down jumping off that cliff.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't jumping off that cliff. But see, what you
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  Speaker 1: don't understand is you don't you don't know it. But
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  Speaker 1: eventually the shoot will open and I'm at the parachute
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  Speaker 1: opening part of my life. Man, where the shooting open
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  Speaker 1: and I'm drifting and I'm able to go over the
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  Speaker 1: Harris Gut my shoote over to Paris and glide. I've
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  Speaker 1: I've glided over to Africa and seen what it looked like.
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  Speaker 1: It's a slow ride down. When the pass shute finally open,
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  Speaker 1: and my back then heell too, and the cuts that
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  Speaker 1: I had on me, I remember now I know how
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  Speaker 1: to stay away from the edge. But the parachute then opened,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm enjoying my life for the first time. I'm gliding,
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  Speaker 1: but I got hit up against the rock. I can
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  Speaker 1: see more. I get a chance to see more things.
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  Speaker 1: I get to glide and see more parts of the world.
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  Speaker 1: I'm living my dream. The pass SHOOTE open. Your pass
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  Speaker 1: SHOOTE is gone open. But I'll tell you one thing
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  Speaker 1: for sure, it will never open if you don't step
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  Speaker 1: off that cliff. You got to step off that cliff,
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  Speaker 1: got to get the pass SHOOTE open for you. But
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  Speaker 1: you got to jump. Baby. That's the hard part, ain't it. Now?
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  Speaker 1: Question is into this story right here today, when you're jumping,
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  Speaker 1: I want to wish you and your family are very,
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  Speaker 1: very happy holidays from all of us here to Steve
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  Speaker 1: boards and girls, people from all around the world. Check
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  Speaker 1: me out, check us out, check it out. This is
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Martin Showaches invited. Come on, roaches. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't gotta want them. So what you do is you know,
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  Speaker 1: like back why stayed? You know back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: it was simply if you can't you remember the montre
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you can't beat them, join them. I
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  Speaker 1: knew people where you just joined them? Do you just
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  Speaker 1: ignore him? You saw him? WoT you just gone at
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  Speaker 1: your business man? Yeah? You wear yourself out trying to
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  Speaker 1: kill every roach. Man. You just couldn't do it. Exhausted,
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about man. Somebody stop and slap you know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Just don't end up on my peanut
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  Speaker 1: but and jelly salmich. I'm good, No, I feel that's true, stake.
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  Speaker 1: Just don't end up on my plate. Just let me
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  Speaker 1: set the seven down and don't end up morning that.
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  Speaker 1: We're good. Okay, you were just seeing a leg on that.
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  Speaker 1: It was just the leg. I don't want to talk about.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have started my bad. Let's just
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  Speaker 1: start over doing the day. I'm Frankie Beverly made said.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I bought it on myself. Yeah, I oh, no,
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  Speaker 1: blame to no one. Yeah, that's what I just did.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about. This is Monday morning. Man, everything's good.
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  Speaker 1: The world is still alive and ticket Trump still doing
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  Speaker 1: his thing. Oh my god, you're absolutely right. All right.
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  Speaker 1: When we come back, it's time to start something funny.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back at thirty two after Hey, look, if
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  Speaker 1: you love the beach music, all inclusive food and rinks me,
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  Speaker 1: then I want you to join me up in the
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  Speaker 1: second angle, saying the sould festival in the d R.
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  Speaker 1: Go on over to Steve Harvey saying the soul dot
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  Speaker 1: com to reserve your room today. Hey Tommy Jay, come,
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  Speaker 1: what's that? What's up? You know what we need to
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  Speaker 1: give American people who are gonna get the gift? They
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  Speaker 1: don't want to fix your face when you open it.
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  Speaker 1: Play it off that you happy. Tickets from your kids
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  Speaker 1: and bless their hard that's all the money they head
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  Speaker 1: all right, Oh just lie, oh dish washing. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: get you, ye something we got to play together. People
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  Speaker 1: doing the best they can for you. Don't give me
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  Speaker 1: handkerchi box of white Man. How about you that big
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  Speaker 1: bunch of paper towels they because I know you always
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  Speaker 1: n yeah. I mean, there's no really way to say.
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  Speaker 1: I mean when you say the gift and you gotta
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  Speaker 1: fix your faith? Oh wow. Thank you for the college days.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know what Colin turned up. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: for the whole little capsule. Don't get you that you
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  Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want none of that our belts.
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  Speaker 1: I needed a group of variety of bills. Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: But you flip it over. It's a different different you
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  Speaker 1: give me like Man, Gucci or Louis Bell. Let you
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  Speaker 1: hear your wife? Yeah, hey baby, you're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, we're back, we're here. So Shelly,
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  Speaker 1: what is this I'm doing? Now? Okay? Well, you know
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  Speaker 1: how we always say, asked the CEO? How we always
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  Speaker 1: ask you questions and you give us very beautiful, lovely, wonderful,
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  Speaker 1: responsible answers. So we're gonna, we're gonna, we're available for
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  Speaker 1: you to ask us questions. We're gonna ask us what
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  Speaker 1: we bring to this show. Yeah, you know, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna ask you what I want to So far, so fun.
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  Speaker 1: See why who first, Shirley? Let's go with Tommy First, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: why should I continue to pay you what I'm paying you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: This real, and I'm stupid, ignorant, and I bring all
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  Speaker 1: that to the table every single day. And that's what happened.
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  Speaker 1: You get it? Man? And if I roll over the
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  Speaker 1: juniors quote truth be told, I'm gonna get a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more told. Is as stupid as you. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: with Carla Carlin. Yes, sir, who do you consider to
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  Speaker 1: be the least effective person on the stack? Was ready for? That?
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  Speaker 1: Is my courtion? Who is the what the least effective
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  Speaker 1: person on this staff can't be me. I just got here,
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  Speaker 1: yea long time. All right, I'm ready with my head.
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  Speaker 1: What is it? I've narrowed it down to two people.
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  Speaker 1: Keep narrowing, and I've made my final decision. Who is it? Tommy?
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  Speaker 1: And I agree with you, Thank you very much. Next,
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  Speaker 1: let's go with Junior. J Junior, do you think that's
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  Speaker 1: your voice? The tone in your voice will be called
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  Speaker 1: for a pay reduction here, that's how you don't sound
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  Speaker 1: like an adult. No, no, I think it's called for
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  Speaker 1: a pay raid. This is hot. I get the hob
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  Speaker 1: and ship my money match my just ask it, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm really out of the dolt. Yeah, I know that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna do Jay last, so go ahead and ask me.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, so what really happened over there time during
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  Speaker 1: the morning while yours is over here? Well, it was
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  Speaker 1: late one night and I saw the light. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: feel right. I said, this is a good time to
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  Speaker 1: escape and go to the other plantation. So I cut
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  Speaker 1: the Bible wire with my teeth and all the way
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  Speaker 1: over here, why machine guns was shooting over my I
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  Speaker 1: was to feel yelling, yelling, please, somebody hit me. And
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  Speaker 1: I came up through the ground right out dug a
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  Speaker 1: hole after got on the outside of the fence because
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to come up and the scenics. That's why
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  Speaker 1: I asked you, whoa my teeth? Only person? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: was gonna say, asked me. Then asked Jay, but go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: asked me. I'm ready, Yes, sir? What is your value?
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  Speaker 1: If the first of all you suck for that question?
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  Speaker 1: I know you're the CEO, but I'm I'm everything. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think the show could function without me. That's great answer.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you? Something missing it? Thank you. That's why I
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  Speaker 1: never take vacation. Now, you're scared if you go where
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  Speaker 1: you come back it won't be I got to stay here.
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  Speaker 1: Where is that? Is that the kind of questions you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna ask? You want some? Well? I mean I think
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  Speaker 1: we have time for another. Okay, let's start again with Tommy. Tommy, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: what is it? What is it that bothers you? The mote? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, true, Thank you so much. I just want
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  Speaker 1: to I try to be as aggravating this. I want
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  Speaker 1: you very much. Yeah, let's go back to Carla. Let's
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  Speaker 1: go to Carlin. Carl what disturbs you the most about
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  Speaker 1: your position here at the Morning Show, the lack of
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  Speaker 1: pay you and calling that will continue to disturb you
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  Speaker 1: for years to come. Let's go to Junior. J Junior, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: do you have any plan ever of bringing a family
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  Speaker 1: into the Morning Show that we couldn't meet? Wife, kids,
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  Speaker 1: things like that? No, No, you're gonna find out who
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  Speaker 1: are really? Ain't rid he ain't nothing a talking down?
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  Speaker 1: Let no, no, nobody. Okay, I think we have temper
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  Speaker 1: at least one more with Jay got Do you think
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  Speaker 1: that you're being a die? Betty should be something? What's
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  Speaker 1: not a problem? You should get some type of taking
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  Speaker 1: some money? Baby orange juice? Why did you buy somebody?
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  Speaker 1: How does he think orange? You people think that just
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  Speaker 1: drink orange juice? Down, Junia, head of crisis. Alright, that
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  Speaker 1: concludes this version of church complaints. Coming up next. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I am deacon
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  Speaker 1: deaf jam as you know, I'm past the motown, is
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  Speaker 1: in a route right now. He'll be here momentarily. But
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  Speaker 1: of course the one, the one and only Deacon add no,
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  Speaker 1: it is here, Reverend morning, I'm a reverence. Are you
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  Speaker 1: can you make it through this? This morning. I got
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  Speaker 1: my mouth closed with my breathe at home. No way,
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  Speaker 1: your mouth is closed, it's completely closed. Before we get started,
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  Speaker 1: can you just has to tell us what's around with you.
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  Speaker 1: It's not sight, it's in case you think that it's
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  Speaker 1: just a birth defect, no sign congestion. No, there's nothing there.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing there that it checked and there's nothing there.
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  Speaker 1: I've gone to the doctor or come back and he said,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, there's nothing there. And so I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: to you, there's nothing. You're saying, you're clear, completely clear.
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  Speaker 1: This is a this is a good day for me today.
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  Speaker 1: Some some days are breathed heavier than today. Today is
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  Speaker 1: a very good day. Have been was in throat back
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  Speaker 1: he out gown. That really scared me right there, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he dropped out dead d Now, Yes, I'm fine, I'm fine.
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  Speaker 1: Things good, I'm good. I'm good at all. Like you do.
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  Speaker 1: After well, you get used to it, you know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: second week first, maybe a couple of years, you'll get
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  Speaker 1: used to just check you. Well. You used to keep
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  Speaker 1: your mouth open, Okay, I'll travor that's open open man,
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  Speaker 1: that's worse. That's den had not Reverend Reverend I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: you can't think. Get my thoughts together. Listen, we do
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  Speaker 1: have some church to complaints. Do you think you can
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  Speaker 1: make it breathe? It's just one of them, just might
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  Speaker 1: be one of them. Okay, yeah, let me get started here. Um,
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  Speaker 1: it's our annual foot washing day coming Saturday, and we
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: need you are passed of Motown to speak privately with brothers.
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  Speaker 1: Titus Callaway. I don't know if you know it, reverend it,
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  Speaker 1: but his left foot has only one big toe and
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  Speaker 1: one little toe. There are no toes in between those two.
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  Speaker 1: No no toes in between the big toe and the
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  Speaker 1: little toes. That what you're saying, he has the big
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  Speaker 1: one and the letter one. Definitely should not, well, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Definitely not open toe sandals, Definitely, that
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: is a that's a weird look. You talk about something
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: that slides around your foot down the bottom and flip
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: flops are out there? Where would you wear open to
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: settles that? We need you a top with him, speak
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  Speaker 1: with him, Okay, do that and stay with me. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: because he comes every year to get his feet washed,
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  Speaker 1: and nobody wants to wash them. Undership. She was because
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: between them here here between the big big one in
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  Speaker 1: the letter way. It's coming though, to hurry up, it's coming.
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  Speaker 1: You get quiet. I don't know when you fell off.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I don't you scanned me? What do you do between
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: the account? Like one? All right? Here was another one?
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  Speaker 1: I as you know. The the the Death Choir sung
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: this past Sunday. Um, we're gonna need you are rever
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: no time to communicate with them that there's only one
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: person leading a song. They all trying to sing lead
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  Speaker 1: and not and the rest need to be on the chorus.
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  Speaker 1: This is not good. This is the Death Choir and
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: we need one of you will to speak with him.
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  Speaker 1: Someone should speak to the death. I'm suggestion loud, just
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: as you go with a very loud Yo, it's only
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: one of y'all. Is that gonna be your approach to
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: talking to the death? Cry? You have some to the blood?
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Right now? When I'm asking you something, where do you go?
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: You just stuff? Just do you hear me? You hear me?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: To stop breathing? Uh? I'm okay, okay. If I stopped
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: for more than thirty minutes, then call someone, alright, then
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: called someone sim good. All right, we have another situation.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Listen here I send it to year old. Our very
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: own sister Isabel low Body, who has been selling moonshine
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: out of her backyard for years, is now over the
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Communion ministry. We have reasons for to believe this is
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: why everyone is knocked out sleep halfway through service and
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: femiline out of church after the benediction. Now somebody's gonna
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: have to talk to sister Elizabeth low Body. I will
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: speak to her. I'm gonna say the could I get
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: a couple of jobs with that? First of all, they
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: still call it moon shot. They really do itself and
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: it's called mood show. Yes they do. What do they
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: call us? What's her Lesson low Body? Yeah, that's her name.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Why here, last name Strawberry? Nobody? Do you work at
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: the strawberry plantation? Right with me? In the middle of
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: what we're doing. They have strawberry plantations. In case you
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: didn't know it, well, I didn't come from one. All right,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: this is no hurry, reverendad No, this is a complaint
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: about past the Motown Deacon Deacon Kurby, Deane squad Pump
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: was not sitting down the entire service. He stood up. Then,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: that's because he has a boy all on his left,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: but pastor actually attacked him for standing there. We'll deal
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: with it later. When he passed to get to you,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: But that deacon curved Deane's quade pump. You're listening Steve
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Everybody, you're truly James Browns and Steve
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Who is the biggest liar in your family? Myself?
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Who's the biggest liar in your family? My dad? Who's
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: the biggest liar in your family? Who in my family?
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: You know we're a godly family. We gotta have one.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: We have adulterous Thank you very much. Who's the biggest
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: liar in your family? Man? That's to be the pops man.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Never come get you when he said you're gonna get you,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: never give you the gift you say he's gonna give you.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: You know that rangs the top of the list. Still
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: holding onto that pain h Man. Who's the biggest liar
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: in your family? Show my mom? Your mom is a
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: big liar. Some of the lies your mom is told?
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Who my father was? Whoa The question of the day is,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: who is the biggest liar in your family? My uncle
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: and my mom brother, my uncti, my mom's sister, and
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I got a cousin, a little father, lie lie for
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: no reason? Who is the biggest liar in your family?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Who's the biggest liar in your family? What does he
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: lie about? And who's the biggest liar in your family? Husband?
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Your husband lies a lot? What's the last lie he told?
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I don't even know where he is right now? Thank
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: you all so much? Real quick? What's the greatest morning
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: show in the world? Thank you so much? All right?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: So uh wow. According to a new study, settling is
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: the secret to a long and happy relation and ship.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: That's right. Realizing that the grass isn't greener somewhere else,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: and that the person you're with doesn't have to be
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: everything you're looking for but pretty darn close is the
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: secret to a lasting union. The study also reveals the
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: dating apps like Tender give us way too many options,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: making it hard to believe that that person we are
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: with is the best one for us. So, Steve, what
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: do you think about this answer? That settling? Is it?
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: If you want to be happy? I don't think you
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: if you call it settling? But you're gonna have to look.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody gonna be everything perfect? They might appear to
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: be in the beginning, but the flaws is gonna show up.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: So what you gotta do is you just gotta get
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: with somebody who the good outweigh the bad because the
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: bad is coming. And then you gotta get somebody that's
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: worth struggling with. And if they're not worth struggling with,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna stay in the struggle, all right, Ja,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I can't give advice on relationship, definitely not. I'm gonna
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: just be glad what you say, Steve, nothing not a
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: damn word, Captain new co host. You can't say that
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: the new man hush over but ship advice. Yeah, The
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: point is when you give my mic Also, you've been
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: things you've learned, you learned, you know, so you don't
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: repeat the same as you learn it. Damn he just
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: but Jay, surely you're going to get married before it's
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: all said? It does? Is my mike completely? What's the
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: longest you've been mad? That's wanted all the way off.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: What's the longest you've been mad? Is your segment over? All? Right,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, ladies and gentlemen, she's here with the news,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Miss and true guys. Good morning, everybody. This is an
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: trip for the news. While the power is back today
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: at the nation's busiest airport, Atlanta's Hartsfield Jackson International, yesterday,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: all incoming flights were on hold and take offs were
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: delayed because of a power outage. Is still trying to
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: figure out what happened, what caused the outage. One hundreds
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: of flights are still nevertheless canceled today, So if you
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: have something that runs through that airport through Atlanta, you
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: need to check and make sure your carrier that that
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: flight is still scheduled, believe it or not. Southern California's
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: massive Thomas Fire continues to rage. In fact, it's now
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: burned through two hundred and sixty nine thousand acres. You
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: hear that two hundred sixty nine thousand acres and has
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: become California's third largest wildfire arm record. Some one thousand
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: homes have been destroyed thus far. The blazes about contained
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: and it's not. Republican leaders meanwhile on Capitol Hill making
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: a fast and furious push this week to get a
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: sweeping tax overhaul approval before Christmas. How Speaker Paul Ryan
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: assists that it's just what the American people need, making
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: jobs grow in this economy. It's about middle class incomes
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: going higher. This is about giving people the ability to
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: make ends meet in a plan for the future. I'm
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: so excited that we're on the cusp of this great accomplishment.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: And if Congress acts by Christmas, people are going to
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: see games very soon, and we'll see six Miami firemen
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  Speaker 1: who lost their jobs after a black colleague found pitches
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  Speaker 1: of his family defaced the news raped over his belongings
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: then now soon to get their jobs back. Captain William Bryson,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Alejandro Sesse, Kevin Mazoso, David Rivera, Justin Rumbaud, and Harold
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Santana contesting their dismissals, asking the Miami fire Fighters Union
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: for its support. The union is going to decide tomorrow.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Then double a CP is urging the union not to.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: In Missouri, a black Kansas City fireman who said he
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: wasn't promoted because of his race has been awarded more
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: than three d fifty thousand bucks and Compenson Tory damages.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Tarshi Jones was with the department for seventeen years. He
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: took Captain's test five times, scoring very high each time. Nevertheless,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: white fireman with lower scores and less experience were promoted
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: over him. Walmart has been criticized for years with the
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: way it treats its workers, like paying low wages. But now,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: according to The New York Times, the ginormous retail company's
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: gonna start letting the employees receive their wages. Before the
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: companies paid a two week pay a day if necessaries,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: you can get paid for the week that you work.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: And as predicted, the latest Star Wars movie was the biggest,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: found you my soul, untamed power, and beyond that something
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: truly special. The last Jedi pulled in a jaw dropping
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  Speaker 1: two hundred and twenty million dollars twenty minutes after the
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  Speaker 1: outcomes Eugene the Butterfly. Stay tuned to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 36:38
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  Speaker 1: things and get listen to Steve and Mom and Glad.
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  Speaker 1: It's not in the middle. Everybody gather around. It's a
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  Speaker 1: family of fair I wish it was a holiday every
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: day in a year. Just s Happy Holidays from Oatmeal
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  Speaker 1: that's what the holiday is all about. It's about good spirit.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good spirit. That's that feel good song. Happy
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  Speaker 1: Holidays from Oatmeal and Alison Williams. You're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's your boys time, he's here.
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  Speaker 1: Time to slay another one, murder another one. Well, you
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  Speaker 1: know what somebody told me, family, I don't know where
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  Speaker 1: you got that man from a lot of merge. I'll
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  Speaker 1: be weighing on these songs and been friends for years
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  Speaker 1: way back, like calax, that's what he said, right, So
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: what's the list? The list will probably get longer today.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna put the Franklin's name on the list. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, you mean the song is calmed Happy and
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  Speaker 1: my song is calm are done? Nappy? What he get out?
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  Speaker 1: You know, her chemicals can hurt children, Her chemicals can
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  Speaker 1: I want to care with people say if they are
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  Speaker 1: the story I like. Get nappy on your hand, that's
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  Speaker 1: Looks so nice and you just want to be if
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  Speaker 1: you want to be now let it be nappy right nothing,
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  Speaker 1: and all that it's could let it be never right now, cahol,
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  Speaker 1: her head? Never to your hair. If it's now, don't
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  Speaker 1: say let it break it down down. If you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: Don't you let it be happy. Let it be nicking
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  Speaker 1: and a thing that is right and thing I just
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  Speaker 1: Come on, come on, take a comb on this Christian.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: What their friend that is God's little is Christian? Hold
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  Speaker 1: up on the show man? What they say down to family?
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: You would you get him from? Where you got that
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: man from? One lady said, I'm back. I was trying
• 44:17
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• 44:34
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• 44:51
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  Speaker 1: frank phone call. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show coming up at the top of the hour, right
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  Speaker 1: about four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. You do not
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  Speaker 1: want to miss that. But first the review is on
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  Speaker 1: tap yet again with this frank phone call. What you got, well,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: what you know? It depute on what you want, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: How you wanted double stupid, just low stupid or just
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  Speaker 1: stupid on ice. You know I'll go for stupid on
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: ice every time. Hello. Yes, I'm trying to reach a
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: tan you please, Hi, Tania. My name is Daniel, from
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: the head of store security here at your job. Yeah, listen,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to see. Um, I'm gonna have to I
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: know to day is your day off. I'm looking at
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: the schedule here. It seems that you don't come back
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: in until Saturday. I'm trying to see if it's possible
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: I can get you to come of the store. There's
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: a bit of a situation I want to discuss with you.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: There's about eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise missing from
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: the store. Yeah, as about eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise.
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  Speaker 1: And we definitely know that this is a in the
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: house situation. This is not someone walking in shoplifting. This
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: is definitely an in house situation with employees who have
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: evidently been shoplifting from the store taking things and we
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: want to get down to the to the roots of
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: the problem. Well, ma'am, it's uh, it's been brought to
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: my attention that there's a possibility that you may be
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: h part of this situation. And I don't steal. You
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: don't call my house accusing me. Is still listening from nobody, Okay, Well,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: my hangar man, what I'm trying to do is just
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: trying to try to say something. And I told them, Okay, wait,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: it's a second. Now, do you have a sister named Cynthia. Well,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: now it seems that here on some of the footage
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: that we have on camera that uh, it's a possibility
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: that it seems like your sister is actually wearing some
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: of the merchandise that we sell here in the store. Okay,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: just because she wears something that we sell in the store,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: don't mean that I stole it. Well, we don't see
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: where she's at. I've backed the footage up as far
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: as I could. I don't see any footage of where
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: she purchased this particular merchandise. And my assumption is maybe
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: you gave it to her. I gave her And just
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: because you don't see what somebody purchased it, don't it's
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: been stolen. Okay, here's what I'm gonna I'm gonna just
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: get to the chase of this, Tanya. What I'm gonna
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: have to do is this if I can't get you
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: to come to the store. Man. And matter of fact,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: here's another question for you before I go any further.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: You have children at all? Tanya? I got children? Wat
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: do you? Is it possible? Because I'm missing a lot
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: of baby merchandise as well. And you know what, you
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: know what you really pruss for this morning? Okay, because
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: you're gonna call somebody on the off day accusing them
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: of stealing. Okay, here's what I gotta do. Are you
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: coming into the office so I can talk with you.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not coming no where on my off day. Well,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: then what's gonna happen, miss Tanya, is I'm gonna have
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: to actually come to your home, check your closet. I'm
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: gonna have to check your kids and see if they're
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: check and see if they're wearing merchandise that big that
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: comes from this Come to my house if you want to,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: and they're gonna take your somebody here in the body back.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, you heard what I said. You heard what
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I said. You don't call nobody. I bust my death store.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I bust my death store. You understand me. I work
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: hard for y'all. Okay, you're you've been busting. You've been busting.
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  Speaker 1: You car here accusing me of stealing. I ain't so
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  Speaker 1: from nobody. I don't have to steal. That's why I
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  Speaker 1: work all that. You understand. I think you've been buffing
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  Speaker 1: your butt. Taking stuff is what you've been doing. You've
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  Speaker 1: been from nobody. You understand me. I do not steal.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over there. I'm checking your closets things,
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  Speaker 1: but it ain't no season. And I'm checking your babies
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  Speaker 1: as well. And I'm making check my baby and see
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  Speaker 1: what happens. You put your hands on any damn thing
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  Speaker 1: in here, and see what happens. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: have to drag your butt here. You're gonna drag somebody.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Oh now, you threatening me. I don't want to drag
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  Speaker 1: out of your house security guard to security guard. You
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  Speaker 1: like your job that much you're willing to die for that?
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Who said anything about me dying? I did come over here,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: and that's what's gonna happen. That's what happens when you
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: put people on the off day, you get hurt. Okay,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I get a couple of damn days off, and y'all
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  Speaker 1: gonna call me with this? So are you threatening me? Now?
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I'm threatening you? Then? You just called that you was
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  Speaker 1: coming over here. Yes, I did so here, bring here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm don't don't let me tell you something. I get you.
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  Speaker 1: I can have you brought up on charges. You know that,
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  Speaker 1: see if you get that first. I'm all my way
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  Speaker 1: over there now to check you and your kids. You
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  Speaker 1: understand me. I'm over here to check me and my
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  Speaker 1: kids and see how they check your somebody here, let
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you go ahead and tell me what you took?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I'll go light on, I'll go like stid or something.
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  Speaker 1: You don't sound like a damn food. Why don't you
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  Speaker 1: tell me what you took? I bet you teaching your
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  Speaker 1: little kids over there how to steal too, aren't you
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  Speaker 1: what you teach kids? Hey? Hey, hey, now you hey, hey, hey,
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• 51:49
  Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land? Steve Harvey
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Morning Show? First of all was fun? Now in other news, uh, Facebook,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: We're all on Facebook at some time or another. Facebook
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  Speaker 1: is still a huge deal, with about a quarter of
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: every human on on planet Earth having a Facebook account.
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  Speaker 1: That's real. But it looks like Facebook might be slipping
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  Speaker 1: just a bit, as there are three point four percent
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  Speaker 1: fewer teens between the ages of twelve and seventeen using
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  Speaker 1: Facebook this year than there were in two thousand sixteen
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  Speaker 1: last year. Instead, they've just switched to Instagram and Snapchat.
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  Speaker 1: So that's what the young people are doing there on Instagram,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: they're on Snapchat. Older people are on Facebook. Yeah, I know,
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• 52:50
  Speaker 1: marm will put your computer, Dirk, do you like Lamborghinis? No,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: well we know what kind of cars you drive. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, baby, well I'm Cadillac playing hard. I can't
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  Speaker 1: never shook it, okay, Like like Pempen and Roscoe were
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  Speaker 1: earlier Cadillac. When I was a little boy, we used
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  Speaker 1: to play that's my car coming up. Cadillan came up
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  Speaker 1: and I didn't. It wasn't my car. I fought you
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  Speaker 1: for you got a thing for Cadillacs. Dog, I wanted
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  Speaker 1: the Fleetwood brown fot go gold. I'm not he was
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  Speaker 1: gonna say, like black gold. Well, I was gonna tell
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: you about Lamborghini there now in the business of selling smartphones.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, not content to just be in the exotic
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: car business. Um, they're getting into the smartphone business now.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: The Lamborghini smartphone, which they're calling the Alpha One, is
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: encased in handmade Italian leather. It features a high five
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  Speaker 1: and a half inch display and a twenty megapixel camera.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Just like Lamborghini cars. This thing is beautiful, it's fast,
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  Speaker 1: and of course expensive. Any guesses on how much it
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  Speaker 1: might be if it's a phone for from Lamborghini, it's no.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Two thousand, four fifty dollars will be. You're listening to
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Today's Strawberry letter is up next,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: and it's a good one. Let's get it. Let's get it.
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  Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you,
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  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. Thank you enough for your subject. He pays
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  Speaker 1: me for my services, Dear Stephen, surely I've been married
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  Speaker 1: for a year and I'm the breadwinner of my family.
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  Speaker 1: We have a great lifestyle because of my income. My
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: husband works for a cable company and he gets paid
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  Speaker 1: four hundred dollars a week, and that just takes care
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: of the car. Note. So let me tell you how
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  Speaker 1: I'm the breadwinner. I'm seeing this older guy who pays
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  Speaker 1: me to be his chaperone, clean his house, et cetera.
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  Speaker 1: Oh and by the way, this guy pay for my
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: wedding a year ago. Yes, he knows about my husband,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: but my husband does not know about him. My husband
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: thinks that I work at a law firm, and now
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: he's starting to ask questions about my job and want
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: to come pick me up for lunch one day soon.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Should I come clean with my husband?
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Please help me. I could see if this was in
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  Speaker 1: your past, if you had done these things in your past,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: But this is going on right in your marriage right now,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: So you gotta come clean somehow with your husband. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to at some point. I just don't
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  Speaker 1: know how you're going to keep this from your husband
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  Speaker 1: if he wants to come and take you to lunch
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  Speaker 1: and pick you up at the office and things like that.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't see how you can lie your way
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  Speaker 1: out of this. I will say this, don't tell him everything,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: So come clean, but not all the way clean. Um.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, this man is paying you for your services,
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  Speaker 1: and I can only mean you know, think that you
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  Speaker 1: mean sexual services. I think your husband is getting a
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  Speaker 1: bit suspicious. What are you doing around the house or
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: what are you doing differently now? So he's getting a
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: little suspicious. He wants to know what you're doing, or
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: somebody said something. So I say to you, you got
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: to tell your husband something. You have to. I mean,
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: this is crazy. You've been married a whole year and
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: you're keeping this big life from him, especially if it's
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: sexual services, and you need to stop that immediately. So
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: tell your husband that you work for a man. Don't
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: tell him everything that you're giving him sexual services. Steve, surely,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know what letter you read. Now, where is
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: services in this letter? Where did I'm missing? It's in
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: the title he pays me for his services for praise
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  Speaker 1: me for myself my sers. Now did we write the
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  Speaker 1: subject of this letter? Because in the letter I see
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  Speaker 1: something else and I tell you what I mean. No,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: we didn't write the subject. She did. This is her
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  Speaker 1: for my services? See here in the letter here problems.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, let's just start with cable board making
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: four hunt a week. Just pay the car. That's where
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: the damn problem right there. Cable boy pulling in full
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: hunted and just paying the car. No, this ain't the rid.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't you know, groceries, the Saint Al heating say, electricity,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: this ain't gas, This is no clothing. This is the
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: problem right here. See this foul hunted. They call that
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: college student money. Now ful hunted. If you're want to
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: come up, I understand I ain't knocking it at all,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: but the full hunted creating the problem for you because
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: you knew when you got married you didn't want the
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: full hunted. So now cable boy is the problem. My
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: husband worked for a cable company. He gets four hundred
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: week and they just take care of cardor So now
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: let me tell you how I'm the breadwinner. I'm seeing
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: this older guy. Let's stop right there, older guy. Yeah,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: what does older guy stand for? It stands for sugar
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: dad who pays me to be his chaperone. This ain't
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: the problem, wad and Bible summer school chaperon? Mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 1: Where do he need help getting too? Or how old
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: is here? You? Nursing him chaperone is a deceptive turn.
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  Speaker 1: Then she says, comma clean his house? Mm hmm, Then
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  Speaker 1: comma e tc. Etcetera. Yeah, that's where we must come
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  Speaker 1: to terms with what you're doing. It's the etcetera that's
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  Speaker 1: getting the money chaperone and don't really pay it, don't
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  Speaker 1: pay it up. How is cleaning limited house? Cleaning you
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: down with your same money? Cable board naking? All you
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: over they're doing is cleaning house, But you're cleaning molt
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  Speaker 1: in the house. M you are all up in cracks, crannics.
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  Speaker 1: C Yeah, that's the type of cleaning you're doing. And oh,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, this guy paid for my wedding a
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  Speaker 1: year ago. Let me tell you so, I'm a father
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  Speaker 1: with four daughters. I didn't pay for two winds. I
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  Speaker 1: know how much winds. Cause now for this older man
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  Speaker 1: to have you chaperon and cleaning the house and et cetera,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: and paying for winds, do you know the monkey flips
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: that you're in there doing. You guys to be in
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: there doing some things naked that can't be printed. That's
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: why this led us so damn show. And then come
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: talking about yes he knows about my husband. You just
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: said he paid for the wind. He said, trying to
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: throw us off with your letter, and you just hain't
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: paid for the wind. You don't try to throw us
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: off of what you do. Let's get back to this etc.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Because that's what this let about, so etcetera. What is etcetera? Well,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: let's explore the word E. E stands for extra. You're
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: doing way mode and cleaning house lady. You're doing way
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  Speaker 1: way mode and chapeloon. You're doing extra. What does the
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  Speaker 1: T me too? You're doing all this to him extra too?
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  Speaker 1: And dn C E t C you're doing all this
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: extra to him to get him to do what? What?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: What Cash? Think about it? Cash? I'll be back with
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: the second half and exposed to you. What to see
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: is okay, you're listening to the Steven Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: this letter, uh strawberry letter. Today's subject he pays me
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: for my services. Uh. I think everybody got to see
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: this letter for what it is. What is that I
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: thought I did? Well? You know I didn't say you
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: didn't shill, I said everybody needs to see this letter
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: for what it is. First of all, lose the attitude. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know you do your hand for the letter. You
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: food exactly? What is yourway being sensitive about my side
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: of the letter. I don't know when you were talking.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Right now, listen to me. This older man didn't pay.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: This woman was win right, she's saying here, what they're
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: doing chores, cleaning down, chaperon, don't know what the hell
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: let mean? We ain't kids. M and E T C
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: mm hmmm. E stands for extra. Yeah, that's more than
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: anybody else. That's above and beyond what anybody else would do.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Think or won't you coming there with extra? That's the
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: E N extra M E T C is the acronym
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: stands for extra. T is too. You do the extra
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: to him. That's my favorite. Now the C. You do
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: all this extra to him to get him to what?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: That's what the see? Yeah, see all that E T
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: C is all that extra to get him to what? Okay, Yeah,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: come come on now, come here, come here, come on,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: come with it. Communicate, communicate wire little Yeah, that's the
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: E T C. Come up, Yeah, come up a deal,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: come out, come out, yeah, come out. Now. My husband
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: thinks I work at a law firm, and now he's
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: starting to ask questions about my job and wants to
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: come pick me up for lunch one day soon. Well,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: won't he be surprised? Yeah, when he put up at
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: this old man house. Yeah, and you and it ain't
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: exactly dressed like a lawyer, but years going over his breefs.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Should I come clean with my husband?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Please help me, lady, come clean. You won't have a
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: marriage anymore. You got to do what all men would do,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: all real men in this situation, because ladies, I wrote
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: the book. Act like a lady, think like a man.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Now is your opportunity to do the one thing that
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: all men would do. Lie yes, just as you have
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: lied before. See rule number one to line. Ride your
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: lie all the way out. Don't shoot, Let no by
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: d talk you off that lie. You work at a
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: law firm and you are the assistant to the head
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: of the law firm. Mm hmmm. Hold it, and y'all
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: working from the house that day. He want to take
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: you to lunch. Mm hmmm. That's it. Now, you got
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: to go out and get yourself some business cards printed up.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: You gotta install a fake line at the man's house.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: We need a brief gase. Yes, you gotta get some horn,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: real blastes with a chain on, and you got to
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: start playing the role. What you can't do is tell
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: his young boy that you've been in there serving this etc.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: And this old man, because it ain't gonna go. Good
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. That is my response to the letter.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: And the next time you write me with the word etc.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: And that you're gonna gets it from now, just n
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: don't eat. You don't want me to assume that you
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: tricking spell it out actually won't something? You know alright,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Neiman Marcus reveals annual Christmas book. You know they do
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: that every year. Each year since nineteen six, Name and
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Marcus releases their annual Christmas Book, which includes their infamous
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: fantasy gifts, which are out of reach for most normal people. Okay,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: I just got to say that because it's for one
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: person on this show. Okay, what they got? Let's see, Well,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: the Lagus position is out now, and this year is
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: no exception among the crazier items on the fantasy list.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Along with your huge price tags, a private New Year's
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Eve party for three hundred people at the Knickerbocker Hotel
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: in Times Square for a million, six hundred thousand dollars
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: point six. I don't like the name of that hotel,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: that's the Nicker I don't get drunk. Yeah, okay, but
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: what comes with that, Well, you get a party for
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: three hundred people that's a lot of people. That's a lot.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: I was at a house party. I know it wouldn't
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: sent me to the It was people. Well yeah, I know,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: good part we First of all, it wasn't looking in there.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: It was just I know this. You're listening to Steve
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go. This segment
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: is called things you say to yourself to keep you
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: from flapping the beep out of someone anyway you need
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: you need to know things that can calm your nerves.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: That's what a lot of people don't know. You need calm.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: And now all this ain't for everybody, but I'm sure
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: out of the tea in a sod that I'm gonna list,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: you can come up with something that fits you. These
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: are just I'm gonna just give you some little who
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: saw moments that you can kind of say to yourself
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  Speaker 1: to cleep from slapping the sugar honey iced tea out
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: of somebody. Down on your damn job. You'll be wanting
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: to These are some things you can say to yourself
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: to just keep you from slapping them and then losing
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: your job. You're gonna just go down the list created
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: you say these to yourself. I got two kids in college.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah you need that kids. Here got another one right here,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: already got two strikes on for life. Here's another you
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: can he was right here. Oh, I just got this job. Yeah,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I just got the shot, and I was got to
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: work for eight months. I just got this job. But
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: he got about one more time to say something one
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: more time and I'm gonna slap to sugar honey. But
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: I just got the job. Yeah. Oh, I'm closer with time,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: and I ain't. I got one more year in his
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: ring and play. In one year, you're gonna get a pension. Turkey.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Go watch just hanging there, man, nothing, watch the turkey.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Here's another one right here. Let it go from frozen
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: yet here go another one right here for a lot
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: of y'all. And I'm gonn just go and sit in
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: my car smoking, Joey, I'm gonna just go sit in
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: my car smoking everywhere. I know it's not legal, but
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: you're just trying to keep your job because I tell
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: you what ain't legal. You slap the sugar honey iced tea.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Sugar scares me every time you say every time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: come on, just sing a song to yourself, or you
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  Speaker 1: can just try to nothing but the blood, the blood
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  Speaker 1: a man, or just make up yourself. Hold my hand,
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  Speaker 1: put them deep into my pocket. My hand put them
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  Speaker 1: deep into my pocket. My hand put them deep into
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  Speaker 1: my pockets. For slap the sugar honey iced tea, the
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  Speaker 1: same melody as do you know the butterfly? But I
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  Speaker 1: like it? Yeah, here's the one that to keep you
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  Speaker 1: from slapping the sugar honey iced tea out of into
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  Speaker 1: Lord knows, I can't go back to jail. I can't
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  Speaker 1: go back to jail. Then. I just couldn't stand it
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  Speaker 1: down there. I just couldn't not stand it down then, Lord,
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  Speaker 1: I can't go back to jail. Oh, but I want
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  Speaker 1: to do something. I beat and done something. I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: you on the show, but I can't go back to jail.
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  Speaker 1: Or realization right there saying so those are things that
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  Speaker 1: you can use on you. You can say to yourself
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: if you from slapping the sugar honey iced tea, are
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: your coworker? Let it go all right. A bear takes
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: an suv and leaves calling card. Bear caused a lot
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: of chaos by breaking into an suv. Not only did
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: the bear get into the vehicle, but he drove it
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: until it crashed into a neighbor's mailbox. As a bonus,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: he ripped out the radio and the steering wheel, rubbed
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: the back window, and trashed the interior. All of this
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: happened in minutes, and last, but not least, the bear
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  Speaker 1: pooped by accident. The family purpose notice. He look, he
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: had been coming down there for a couple of years,
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  Speaker 1: eating out the trade. Then they're gonna get a bad
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  Speaker 1: lot put on. They've been coming to him two years,
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  Speaker 1: come down for dinner evening. They're gonna put a bad
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  Speaker 1: lock on their trash. He just gonna they're gonna close
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  Speaker 1: the restaurant. Don't notify him. I said, all right, I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what. I'm gonna breaking this damn truck. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell the radio I have to stay. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna rip up all the cushions. I'm gonna break all
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  Speaker 1: the windows in it. And before I leave. Yeah, sugar
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  Speaker 1: honey iced tea, y'all, sugar honey iced tea all over
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  Speaker 1: the When he got to the trash care with the
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  Speaker 1: bad lock, what happen here? Walking up to dude to do? Dude?
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  Speaker 1: The back said, So he went on back up in
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: the hill and he was sitting there. So it's finally go. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you enjoying your done the last night? So man, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't go down to the Harper's placing me go whatever
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  Speaker 1: what they put They put a bell lock on it
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: and lotch out this the other bed. That's awful. They
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: just used and abuse you. What are you gonna do
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  Speaker 1: about it? I'll show you on going down here tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Do dude. Oh here they left to hear you be
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: doing it? Ain't nothing to he didn't hear you. Let
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  Speaker 1: me go on, teddy damn seats up right here going
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: down and down. Were only want a lot of him?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: How you like me now? I'm dropping to drive running
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: into the mailbox, but only wanted the hold on? What
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: is you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show? All right,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, it is that time, junior. You're ready? Absolutely?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Is everybody ready? Yes, I'm a rough room coming in.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: It's time. Let me just tell y'all something here. I
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: was I'm doing something different this week because I'm growing
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: as an artist, and so I saw something good. I
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: saw something definitely traumatic go on, and it changed my
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: thought process. I saw some coffee wasted Starbucks and it
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: decided pushed me actually into writing limits. So you're not
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: doing poems, no, No, this is limericks. Hit said I
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: need to be doing limits and I did. Yeah, yea.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: And for those out that they don't know what limerick
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: is a limerick, it's just a short story about an individual.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: It's real quick weeks. So I changed over limericks and
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: I just found like the growth, thank you, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: And so I just wrote some limrics about shure to you, Jay,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Carla. Yeah, I just because I know y'all.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Ye let me start with Tommy. The limerick about Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: There once was a man name Tommy who walked around
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  Speaker 1: in nice silk put jammies. He was quick to get
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  Speaker 1: mad and then turned back land. Oh Tommy is like
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  Speaker 1: a suave Okay, that's the truth. And I like to
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: do one about my good friend j Anthony Brown. Grown
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: to know Jay working with Jay on a daily basis,
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  Speaker 1: I've grown the norm and this is what I found out. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: There once was a man named Jake who had diabetes
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: that would not go away. He could not eat sweets,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: but he might lose his seats. But Steve this one
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  Speaker 1: by Carlor that I do this one like that. I
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: love my faith. There was was a lady named Carlor
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: on the Steve Show. She is the baller. She keeps
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: it so straight and well up to date color sometimes
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: like hollo, I to everybody's been waiting on this. This
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: is what I've been waiting to do. Shirley. Oh, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: and I love you, says, I really do. You probably
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  Speaker 1: will pick the crossbo There once was a lady named Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: She is real boogie and girly. She keep Steve real
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: straight and she loves her mate. But Shirley, don't come
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  Speaker 1: into earth. Those are again. There's what was a man
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: named Timmy who walked around and silk pajohnny. He was
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: quick to get mad and then turned back glad. Oh Timmy,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: like I said, no, we don't know what listening again?
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: Who a day, y'all? That's just it, uh huh. Right
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: now we're gonna go from Junior's limits that were that
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: were very good, Steve with explain your segments Steve these
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: this and I'm gonna do is you know things that
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: that's code for. There are things people say and you
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: got to know how to read what they're saying. Because
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: it's really a code. You know, they say one thing,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: but what it really means. So I'm gonna call this
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: this segment is called code cracking. Yeah you've always been Yeah, alright,
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  Speaker 1: So Sureley, could you do me a favor? Yes? Do
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: you have one of these? I do? Uh, you say
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: the first line and you crack. Okay, like if the
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: person says I'm in between jobs work especially take No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Here's another one, Steve, I don't really
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: watch TV that. You don't watch football, you watch power
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah alright, I know about this one. When you hear
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: a lady say this is my favorite person. Been there
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: that my favorite favorite? This one, Steve, we've decided to
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: see other people? Yeah, yeah, he just walked out, walked
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  Speaker 1: right out. He you just got the memo about we
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: decided he'd been seeing somebody else. Okay, here goes one.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: I don't really like a lot of company. They stay
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: with mom. You know, I just tried to take as
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: quick as I can. Okay, Um, Yeah, I like to
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: take walks, you know, because when you take walks, you
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: get to see him. He ain't got no damn call.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: How you like to walk downtown? Who the hell likes
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: to walk down town. Okay, how about this one. Uh,
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: they're tripping down at my job. They tripping down at
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: my job. You got fired? Yeah, all right, you want
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: to Okay, we gotta go. That was good though, Steve
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: was really good that. Okay, we'll be back. You're listening
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: now for comedy roulette. Steve Jay, please please quickly set this.
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  Speaker 1: Every week our comedy ability is tested. Put five subjects
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  Speaker 1: on the wheel, spinning wheel, where stop? We got it.
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  Speaker 1: That's all it is. That's all it is comedy. Let
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  Speaker 1: you go. All right, here are the five subjects. Number
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  Speaker 1: one fish grease. Number two he wasn't that big in
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  Speaker 1: high school. Okay. Number three tastes like chicken. Number four,
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  Speaker 1: now that I have a little money, you know who
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  Speaker 1: I am? And number five, I don't know how you
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: could eat that. You're right ahead, alright ahead, all right,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: let's go spend the whale cat. Oh, now that I
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: have a little money, you know who I am? Let
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: me have that. Let me start. See back in the day,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: my nickname was Fish. Didn't nobody no fish. I didn't
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: speak to fish. You're too fine to speak to fish,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: but now that fishes on eavy. Hey, how you doing fish?
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  Speaker 1: I went way out of my league. You would drop
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  Speaker 1: dead fine to me. I beg for it. I used
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: to ask for a day and night. You never gave
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: me the time of day. But now now I got
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: a little money. I'm on the Steve Harvey Mortis, you're
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: you're texting me now, I can have it if I wanted.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: I don't want it now I don't want it. You
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  Speaker 1: know whatnot? I got a little money. Know who know
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: my name being collected? They know who they're talking to now.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: But if they don't even call me by my real name,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: that's how I know they know I got money. This
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: excuse me as Junior and Junior that ain't my coming name.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: Everybody know now? Well it's right up my alley. Na,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: I got a little money. Yeah, you know who I
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: am now? Yeah, this goes out to Ike back in
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  Speaker 1: Cleveland and Mr Albert's me and stud. Yeah. I used
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: to call me l kate Leawa Na. But and I
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  Speaker 1: I'm by your whole damn story. So the next time
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: I walk in, I ain't coming in law feel me? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I might just by your what are you doing? What
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: are you doing. Hey, let me put an initial out
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: there with a last name, just the initial and the
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: last name. You know who you are, the last name white. Ah,
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  Speaker 1: you were so fine, Oh my god, you were fine.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: Did not even speak to me in the hall way.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: I walked past you act like a slave because I
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: ain't wanna look your Now he was that damn fine.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: But oh it has change. Na, she's got a little money. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's got a little money. I'll tell you where everybody
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  Speaker 1: know my name that Now I'm a lot more familiar
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: and welcome. When I walked into though bank account used
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: to sit on six dollars tray. But when I didn't
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: know this though, when I go in the bank, now
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: there's a whole another room. It's got vegetables in it.
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  Speaker 1: She's oh. When I'm doing the Vegas, mr space this away.
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  Speaker 1: Just stand come on around this way. Do you have
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: your access card? Neverbod I have mad Oh you know
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: I used to couldn't go to you. That I wouldn't.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: I didn't get invited to the big Christmas party because
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: I just you know what I'm saying. I wasn't big enough.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't have a name enough. But now that I'm violent,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: and I'm I'm on the show, and I'm then you
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: got a little money doing this stand up. I don't
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: want to go to your fun Christmas party. You're listening
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: Stry Morning show. You're at the doctor's office, and he
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: gave you a pat. Yeah, and he's nice guy, really knowledgeable.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna go back to see. So I
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: have a bit of flagelitus and it comes from there's
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: a band from the ball of your foot back to
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: your heel and if it's stretches too far doing it,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: he asked me, was I working out? And I said, yeah,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: if you stretch it too far, it like snaps, snaps
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: the rubber band and so it's like pulled apart. And
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: he says, the only way to fix it is you
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: gotta ice it. I want you to start wearing like
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: support shoes like New Balance or a c S A
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: stuff I ain't got, you know. And so I'm don war.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: I had on some Jordan's metal flops and I told
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: him they actually make my He said, no, you need
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: more support than that. I said, but these feel absolutely
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: great when I walk in. So I said, I got
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: him on right now, right, And so he said all
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: you can, you know, expertite it and get a quicker fix.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: You can take cortizon shot this needles. So and they
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: put it in your heel and then the cortizon is
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: in the needle. So he says, now it's gonna feel
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: like a beasting. That doctor tell you a beasting, you know, beasting.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: So he pushes this needle in my heel and oh
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: my god, I went, oh man, And he says, hanging out.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: He said, yeah, but I can't. So he says, he says,
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: now this because I can handle that with the bestead.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: He said, Now this is the part where it gets
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: a little bit excruciated. I'm gonna inject the cortizone into
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: the heel and it's gonna take about sixty seconds. I'm
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: gonna have to put it in there about four different times,
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: and it's going to be a little, a little very
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: painful just hanging it. And man, when the doctor tells
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: you that, yeah, and I saw him push down on
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: that needle, and man, that dog on cortizone went in there,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: and lord ha mercy, it was like fire. It was
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: like fire going into your heel. And then he stops
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: injecting it and it calms down a little bit. Then
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: he goes, Okay, we gotta do another one, and I'm
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: going so he shoots another burst of fire to my heel.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: He did this four times. He said, this is the
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: last one. And man, my palms of my hands was
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: dripping wet. My unarms were wet, and beads of sweat
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: was just on top of my ball head because when
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: I getting hot, you know, like pets, and I started
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: sweating what I was in there having trouble when I
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: got my foot out of his hand. Now he had
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: my foot in the first time he shot it in there.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: We almost lost the doctor because I damn kick. I
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: came to kissing. Yeah, chill, and man's let me tell
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: you something. I kid you not. In all of my life,
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: I've never had a shot like that in my life.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: I've never had looked bad. I've had a needle in
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: my eyeball from flashing. When I worked in form on.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: The company had to scrape this little piece of melie
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: got stuck in my eye and they shot me in
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: the eye with a needle. That took thirty minutes for
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: me to not blink. That took thirty minutes for that
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: to happen. So but but it did. But as soon
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: as they touch your eye with the needle, it immediately numbs.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: That didn't happen with the foot. It was don't ever
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: get a quarters on shot you. I gotta go, We
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: gotta go, we gotta go. We'll be back. You're listening
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: This segment is called things you say to yourself to
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: keep you from slapping the beep out of someone anyway. See,
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: you need you need to know things that can calm
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: your nerves. See that's what a lot of people don't know.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: You need calm. And now all this ain't for everybody,
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: but I'm sure out of the ten or soda that
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna list, you can come up with something that
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: fits you. These are just I'm gonna just give you
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: some little woo saw moments that you can kind of
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: say to yourself to cleep from slapping the sugar hunt
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: the iced tea out of somebody down your damn job.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: He'll be walking to These are some things you can
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: say to yourself to just keep you from slapping them
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: and then losing your job. You're just go down the
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: list created you say these to yourself. I got two
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: kids in college. Yeah, you need that, keep you kids,
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: keep your job. Here, got another one right here. Already
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: got two strikes on my three for life. Here's nothering
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: you can use right here. Oh I just got this job. Yeah,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: I just got to I gotta work for eight months.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: I just got this job. But he got about one
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: more time. Say something on and I'm gonna slap to
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: sugar honey. But I just got the joe. Yeah. Oh,
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: I'm closer with tim, and I ain't. I got one
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: more year in this play. In one year, you're gonna
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: get a pension. Turkey. Go watch just hanging there, man,
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: nothing watch the turkey. Here's another one right here. Let
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: it go from frozen. Let here go another one right
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: here for a lot of y'all. And I'm gonna just
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: go and sit in my car smoker joint. I'm gonna
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: just go sit in my car smoking everywhere. I know
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: it's not legal, but you're just trying to keep your job,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: trying to make sure because I tell you what ain't legal.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: If you slap the sugar honey, iced tea scares me
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: every time you say every time, yeah, come on, just
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: sing a song to yourself, or you can just try
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: to nothing but the blood the blood a man, or
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: just make up youself. Hold my hands, put them deep
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: into my pocket, my hand, put them deep into my pocket.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: My hand put them deep into my pockets. For slap
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  Speaker 1: the sugar honey tea out of the same melody as
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  Speaker 1: do you know the butterfly? But I like it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: here's the one to keep you from slapping the sugar
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  Speaker 1: honey iced t out. Lord knows, I can't go back
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  Speaker 1: to jail. I can't go back to jail. I just
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  Speaker 1: couldn't stand it down. Now, I just couldn't not stand
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  Speaker 1: it down. Lord, I can't go back to jail. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: but I want to do something. I beat and done something.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry you on the show, but I can't go
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  Speaker 1: back to jail. Or realization there you saying. So those
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  Speaker 1: are things that you can use on your job. You
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  Speaker 1: can say to yourself, if you from slapping the sugar
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  Speaker 1: honey iced tea, how your co workers just use them?
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  Speaker 1: Let it go all right. A bear takes an suv
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  Speaker 1: and leaves calling card. Bear caused a lot of chaos
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  Speaker 1: by breaking into an suv. Not only did the bear
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  Speaker 1: get into the vehicle, but he drove it until it
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  Speaker 1: crashed into a neighbor's mailbox. As a bonus, he ripped
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  Speaker 1: out the radio and the steering wheel, drub the back window,
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  Speaker 1: and trashed the interior. All of this happened in minutes,
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  Speaker 1: and last but not least, the bear pooped. Not by accident, family,
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  Speaker 1: he purpose. He look, he had been coming down there
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  Speaker 1: for a couple of years, eating out the trailer. Then
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna get a bad lock put on. They've been
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  Speaker 1: coming down two years, come down for dinner eating. They're
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  Speaker 1: gonna put a bad lock on their trail. Man, he
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  Speaker 1: just gonna they're gonna close a restaurant. Don't notify him. Said,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'm gonna breaking this damn truck. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell the radio to stay. I'm gonna rip
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  Speaker 1: up all the cushions, I'm gonna break all the windows
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  Speaker 1: in it, and I leave. Yeah, honey, ice tea, y'all
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