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1 Has Got 2 Go, None Of Ur Business, Comedy Roulette, Steve's VM and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all all at all.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given a.
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  Speaker 1: Black bus busy.
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  Speaker 3: Listen to me, I don't join.
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  Speaker 4: Yah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Joy, you gotta do that, you love, You gotta
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  Speaker 3: turn You.
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  Speaker 1: Got to turn the mouth turn.
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  Speaker 5: You probably got to turn mouth turn out, turn the
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  Speaker 5: money up looking.
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  Speaker 6: Come come on, you think I sure will? Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 2: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 2: I want it only Steve Harvey Man oh.
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  Speaker 6: Man got a radio show, got a good one for
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  Speaker 6: you today. And it just happened to me.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I was going through something that I've been
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  Speaker 2: going through for a long long time and just weary
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  Speaker 2: of it all. And I was I've been talking to
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  Speaker 2: God about it, and I mean for years.
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  Speaker 6: Though.
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  Speaker 2: What happened was I had to go through some more
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  Speaker 2: of it yesterday again a situation. But you know what,
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  Speaker 2: after it was over, you know, I kind of laid
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  Speaker 2: in it for a little while. You know how you've
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  Speaker 2: been going through something for so long and then even
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  Speaker 2: if it's over or appears to be over, you still
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  Speaker 2: kind of lay in it a little bit, and you
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  Speaker 2: know you have a while. Man, I can't believe I've
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  Speaker 2: been dealing with this this long, even though even though
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  Speaker 2: it's over. I don't know how you do it, but
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  Speaker 2: this was so good for me. Have you ever counted,
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  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey, how many times you made it? And so
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  Speaker 2: that's what I started doing yesterday, And that's what I
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  Speaker 2: did this morning. When I woke up. I was actually
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  Speaker 2: taking an inventory account of how many times I made it.
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  Speaker 2: How many times, man, I didn't have the rent and
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  Speaker 2: somehow I came up with it. How many times I
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  Speaker 2: didn't have my house payment and somehow I came up
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  Speaker 2: with it. How many times I was out of money,
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  Speaker 2: did not have enough, didn't see no way, but somehow
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  Speaker 2: I came up with it. How many times I got sick, thought, well, man,
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  Speaker 2: this one right here. I don't know what I'm gonna do,
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  Speaker 2: but somehow I got my health back. How many situations
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  Speaker 2: I have found myself in? That was I thought at
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  Speaker 2: the time, detrimental and diabolical and man so sinister at times.
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  Speaker 2: Somehow I made it. I look at all the accidents
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  Speaker 2: I've been in, but he kept me. I made I
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  Speaker 2: think about even the simplest times of like stepping off
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  Speaker 2: a curve and almost got hit, but I made it.
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  Speaker 6: I was just tripping the other day.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking about the times that I've been hit
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  Speaker 2: by a car and it could have been worse, but
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't, And I made it through that too. I
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  Speaker 2: was thinking about, Man, when they count you out? Do
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  Speaker 2: you know how many times I've been counted out? He's done?
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  Speaker 2: He ain't gonna be nothing, He ain't nobody See who
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  Speaker 2: I told y'all look at over that they counsel this.
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  Speaker 2: He offered that he out of here. He ain't gonna
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  Speaker 2: make it. He didne got fired. Man, You know how
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  Speaker 2: many times I've been counted out? You know how many
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  Speaker 2: times they done wrote me off? How many times have
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  Speaker 2: you been written off?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 6: But here you still standing? Yeah, you're a tripped on it.
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  Speaker 2: Take an inventory, y'all of how many times? Count the
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  Speaker 2: times you've made it? What about the times man, when
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  Speaker 2: nobody was there to encourage you? But you still here
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  Speaker 2: though you have tripped on that? Ain't nobody called you?
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  Speaker 2: I told you good day. Nobody called you and told
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  Speaker 2: you recently thank you. No one's called you and told
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  Speaker 2: you how much you meant to them, how much you've
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  Speaker 2: done for them? Or man, that you can make it.
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  Speaker 2: Never give up. Keep your head up, man, keep grinding.
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  Speaker 2: But you still here, even when nobody. Have you counted
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  Speaker 2: the times man, that you made it anyway? Have you
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  Speaker 2: counted the times that you felt like quitting, you felt
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  Speaker 2: like giving up, you kept going.
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  Speaker 6: How about the time this is a good one right here?
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  Speaker 2: How about the times man, when everybody's standing around saying,
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  Speaker 2: ain't no way, ain't no way.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I can't tell how many times I've heard this, ain't
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  Speaker 2: no way, and then somehow there is a way. You
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  Speaker 2: know why, because he make a way. You understand.
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  Speaker 6: You know how many times I've heard this one right here? Steve,
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  Speaker 6: listen to me, man, Nobody ever before has done that.
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  Speaker 6: You can't do that. How many times you done heard?
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  Speaker 6: No you or you know anybody that done that? You
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  Speaker 6: can't do that. No one has ever done that. I
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  Speaker 6: made it anyway?
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  Speaker 2: You know, they don't normally or we don't normally allowed this,
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  Speaker 2: but in this case, for you, we gonna make an exception.
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  Speaker 2: How many times have you heard that, Oh, I think
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  Speaker 2: I'm onto something? How many times have you heard in
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  Speaker 2: your lifetime? We don't normally or they don't normally allow this,
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  Speaker 2: but we gonna make this exception in your case?
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  Speaker 6: How many times you done heard that? Have you ever
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  Speaker 6: counted the times that you made it? Everybody out except me?
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  Speaker 6: How can that be? You know you're the only one
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  Speaker 6: that got through this? Congratulations?
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  Speaker 7: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Man, I don't hardly see this too many times. But
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  Speaker 2: do you realize that normally this is what happened to people?
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  Speaker 2: But man, I don't know how your name came up,
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  Speaker 2: but here you are. Wow, it never happens like that.
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  Speaker 2: You ever counted those times I was doing it yesterday?
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  Speaker 2: I was doing it this morning. I was just taking
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  Speaker 2: an inventory everybody of how many times I've made it?
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  Speaker 2: So what I learned yesterday was when God gets you
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  Speaker 2: through something, when he pulled you out on the other side,
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  Speaker 2: no matter how difficult or how long it took. When
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  Speaker 2: He gets you out on the other side, why don't
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  Speaker 2: you get up, dust yourself off, and start troting what
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  Speaker 2: you laying there for? Man? Wallowing in it, going over it,
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  Speaker 2: recycling it in your mind. So many people can't move
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  Speaker 2: forward because we keep recycling stuff in our mind when
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  Speaker 2: clearly it's time to move on, it's time to let go,
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  Speaker 2: it's time to go and see what God has for you.
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  Speaker 2: Stop looking at what you lost. What you lost was
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  Speaker 2: probably not yours to have in the first all in
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  Speaker 2: the first place. Do you know the things I've lost? Now,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not talking about losing a loved one, a mother
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  Speaker 2: or father, nothing like that. I'm talking about innate objects
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  Speaker 2: or situation. Do you know the things I've lost? Man,
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  Speaker 2: I look back on it. I wasn't supposed to have
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  Speaker 2: them in the first place, or they was.
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  Speaker 6: Doing me no good. I wasn't wasn't mine to lose,
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  Speaker 6: but I claimed I lost it.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, man, take an inventory everybody. Start looking at
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  Speaker 2: the things man, that God has brought you through. Start
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  Speaker 2: looking at how many times He allowed you to make it.
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  Speaker 2: And get glad about waking up in the morning. Man,
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  Speaker 2: get glad about your life. Start feeling something positive about
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  Speaker 2: your situation. You cannot expect God to continue to bless
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  Speaker 2: you if you're not grateful for the things.
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  Speaker 7: That you have.
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  Speaker 2: Why would God sitting down here looking at you, upset, angry,
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  Speaker 2: laying in the wall of what you are not grateful for.
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  Speaker 2: You just can't find the scene and find no gratitude
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  Speaker 2: in your heart about nothing, but you steady asking God
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  Speaker 2: for something. So now you think God is crazy? You
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  Speaker 2: think he gonna give you some more stuff to not
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  Speaker 2: be grateful for. Are you kidding me? Why would he
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  Speaker 2: do that.
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  Speaker 6: He's too full of too much mercy to send you
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  Speaker 6: through that over and over and over.
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  Speaker 2: The more I give my child, the more ungrateful they are,
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  Speaker 2: the less gratitude they show. But I'm gonna keep dumping
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  Speaker 2: it on them so they can keep feeling ungrateful and
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  Speaker 2: then show like a gratitude. God's not gonna do that
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  Speaker 2: to you. Come on, man, have you ever counted how
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  Speaker 2: many times you made it? I can't count how many
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  Speaker 2: times God then got me through something. But when He
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  Speaker 2: gets you through it, you ain't get up and get
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  Speaker 2: on about your business. Don't lay that in it.
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  Speaker 6: It's over, it's done, you made it, you survived it.
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  Speaker 6: Let's go, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 2: It is now time to commence with the baddest radio
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  Speaker 9: Good morning, Happy Friday, Steve calling for real.
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  Speaker 1: What's up crew, It's Friday there after the Brah, what's
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  Speaker 2: Out there now, Nephew, Tommy, Friday morning, Uncle Steve. Let's
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  Speaker 2: you have some interesting questions that you'd like to propose
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  Speaker 2: early on and maybe throughout the show.
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  Speaker 6: If it's good enough.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, here we go, real quick, real quick. You're gonna
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  Speaker 5: go with one's got to go. One has got to go, everybody,
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  Speaker 5: one has got to go. Name of the bit is
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  Speaker 5: one guy. Tina Marie mm hmm, Whitney Houston mm hmm.
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  Speaker 5: Shady Anita Baker. One has seen Marie?
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  Speaker 1: Whoa whoa.
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  Speaker 9: To you?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I love quartet right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going anywhere anywhere.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, you can't touch me the Baker.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right? Give you.
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  Speaker 5: Al Green, Donny hath the way, Okay, Luther Vandra, Hey.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, ain't going.
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  Speaker 6: What name them? Get Donald have the way?
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  Speaker 11: Marvin.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Now, I love all of them for various reasons.
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  Speaker 2: But let me explain it from the top down. Take
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  Speaker 2: Luther off all this.
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  Speaker 6: Going anywhere, greatest male vocalist ever.
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  Speaker 1: Live, so going anywhere?
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  Speaker 6: Luther not going nowhere? So you got Luther al Green,
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  Speaker 6: how he's not going? And then who else?
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  Speaker 1: And Marvin, Yes, definitely not. It's gotta be done. It's
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  Speaker 1: gotta be done. That's gotta be And no disrespect to Donnie.
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  Speaker 1: Don't many players. That's the hardest one. Yet a lot
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  Speaker 1: of one more.
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  Speaker 2: Ring by right day, hold stop right there, stop right there.
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  Speaker 6: Them two ain't going nowhere. Now, go ahead, go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: For the bread of college greens, which what one got
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  Speaker 1: to go?
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  Speaker 6: I ain't no shopping the greens can go.
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  Speaker 1: Took out corn bread.
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  Speaker 6: Ain't no more shopping for your Hey man, hey, your ass.
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  Speaker 1: Is out the family, just like those collar greens. All right,
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  Speaker 1: that was fun. That was fun. Keep you going though
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  Speaker 1: you're listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 9: All right, guys, it's time to spend the morning up
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  Speaker 9: with the nephew and run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for it? Snap, surely it is PSC
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  Speaker 1: P s C. That is prostate.
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  Speaker 11: Chuckles, goet, no PSC cross state.
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  Speaker 8: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Roger. Roger, my
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  Speaker 8: name is Greg, I'm a PSC. I got you on
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  Speaker 8: my schedule. I'm supposed to come by your house tomorrow
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  Speaker 8: morning at about seven fifteen. I just want to give
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  Speaker 8: you a call, give your heads up and let you
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  Speaker 8: know we will be there about seven fifteen. From my understanding,
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  Speaker 8: you go to work at US. Oh you say, I'm
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  Speaker 8: a PSC, sir, I'll be there. I'll be there tomorrow.
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  Speaker 8: I got you on my schedule for Monday morning, and
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  Speaker 8: I'll be there at least about seven fifteen. From my understanding,
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  Speaker 8: you go to work at seven thirty, and my proceed
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  Speaker 8: is only gonna take a couple of minutes. But I
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  Speaker 8: wanted to a friendly call and let you know that
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  Speaker 8: I will be by there tomorrow morning.
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  Speaker 10: What's the PSC, PFC? What's you say? A PSC?
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  Speaker 8: PSC? Sir? PSC? I will be there tomorrow. I've been
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  Speaker 8: in business probably for the last I guess about thirteen
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  Speaker 8: fourteen years now.
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  Speaker 10: What is PSC specialist?
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  Speaker 2: What you do?
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  Speaker 8: Oh? You're not I'm sorry, you're not familiar.
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  Speaker 10: How you got me on the schedule? Why ain't trying us?
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  Speaker 6: And nothing?
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  Speaker 8: Oh? I got you on my list here. I don't
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  Speaker 8: know who puts you on here? You it's been paid
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  Speaker 8: for everything for me to come by and do my job,
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  Speaker 8: and like I said, it only take me a couple
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  Speaker 8: of minutes and I'll have you on your way. How
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  Speaker 8: do you get my number?
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  Speaker 10: Taga in How did you get my phone number?
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  Speaker 1: Sir?
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  Speaker 8: Everything I have I got, I got twenty stops tomorrow
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  Speaker 8: and I got your schedules as my first stop tomorrow morning.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know I got your phone number. I do
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  Speaker 8: have your address. Are you at.
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  Speaker 2: Drives?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's my add just but I'm not scheduled for
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  Speaker 10: nobody to come to my house in the morning. I
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  Speaker 10: gotta go to work in the morning. I'm I gonna
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  Speaker 10: be here right right.
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  Speaker 8: My understanding, Well, from understanding, you pull out about seven
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  Speaker 8: thirty and I'm gonna get there seven to fifteen. Like
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  Speaker 8: I said, you know, the procedure only takes about two
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  Speaker 8: three minutes, and you tell me worry.
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  Speaker 10: About everybody my information? You know, when I leave home
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  Speaker 10: and everything.
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  Speaker 7: Who is it?
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  Speaker 8: Like I said, my name is Greg, I'm a PSC
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  Speaker 8: and I'll be there.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, you said that, I ready, you'll see me tomorrow.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sorry. I just wanted to give your friendly call
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  Speaker 8: here on Sunday and let you know that I'll be there.
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  Speaker 8: I'll be there about seven fifteen, and we'll get you
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  Speaker 8: taken care of it and then I'll let you get
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  Speaker 8: on your whay to work.
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  Speaker 10: You still ain't telling me what I suppose what you're
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  Speaker 10: supposed to.
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  Speaker 8: Be doing, sir, A PSC is PSC. I'm a pro
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  Speaker 8: state checker, and what I'll be doing is coming in
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  Speaker 8: and checking your pro state tomorrow.
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  Speaker 10: Oh well, now you ain't coming here checking my price state.
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  Speaker 10: I gave my proce state checked by my doctor. Who
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  Speaker 10: was you talking about coming to check my five state?
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  Speaker 4: Now at my house you ain't come to check my
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  Speaker 4: And you know what, I get this all the time.
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  Speaker 8: I get a lot of people that are in denial,
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  Speaker 8: a lot of men that that claim that they.
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  Speaker 10: Got the state is fined. I in my price state
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  Speaker 10: check just at at the beginning of this year. Man,
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  Speaker 10: you don't need to come to my eye checking my pried.
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  Speaker 4: State, Sir.
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  Speaker 8: A lot of people, a lot of men are in
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  Speaker 8: denial saying that they got it checked and they got
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  Speaker 8: it a lot of times we find out they haven't.
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  Speaker 8: And there has to be a reason if I got
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  Speaker 8: you on my list and it's paid, somebody is paid
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  Speaker 8: one hundred and twenty five dollars for me to come
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  Speaker 8: out there and check it.
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  Speaker 10: Well, you should be happy you paid us twenty five dollars.
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  Speaker 10: This is a lesson job. You have to do that
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  Speaker 10: because you're not come and check my pave state.
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  Speaker 8: Sir. I'm gonna check it now. I'm gonna be by
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  Speaker 8: there tomorrow and I'm seven pif pent. I'm putting my
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  Speaker 8: rubber glove on with a little bit of jail on it,
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  Speaker 8: and I am going to check your pro state and
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  Speaker 8: then I'll let you get on the work.
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  Speaker 10: Well, I'll tell you what, never, rubber glove ain't going
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  Speaker 10: no where near me, home, boy. I tell you what
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  Speaker 10: you've ved on over my eyes. If you want to,
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  Speaker 10: it ain't gonna be pretty, and it ain't gonna be
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  Speaker 10: nice with you in your rubber glove.
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  Speaker 8: Sir.
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  Speaker 10: Might have mad to stick a reubel glove up yo
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  Speaker 10: when I'm done with you, And don't be comfortab by
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  Speaker 10: my high talking about taking my price state, Sir.
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  Speaker 8: Sir, do you realize that this is the leading calls
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  Speaker 8: to black men? Do you realize that I understand that
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  Speaker 8: all right, the black men three out of five black
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  Speaker 8: men are lost every year. We just so you ought
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  Speaker 8: to be very grateful that someone is sending me by
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  Speaker 8: there to check it and make sure you're okay.
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  Speaker 3: I'm grateful that I.
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  Speaker 10: Can pay for a doctor that I go to every
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  Speaker 10: at once a year. Man, you're gonna have to come
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  Speaker 10: to my hoigh time by sticking no rubber glove of me.
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  Speaker 4: Man, I'm stunging with you, sir.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth
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  Speaker 8: with you. My job is to give you a friendly
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  Speaker 8: call and let you know that I'm coming all right
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  Speaker 8: now tomorrow. Ma listen, I don't want to hear anymore
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  Speaker 8: of it. Tomorrow morning, I'm there at seven fifteen, and
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  Speaker 8: you're gonna get your price state checked whether you like
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  Speaker 8: it or not.
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  Speaker 4: Well you made don't buy here dead, I show him
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  Speaker 4: be here.
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  Speaker 10: You mail bad, Thank you bad enough to come over
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  Speaker 10: here check my I say, you bang it.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna mark it. So you just be ready at
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  Speaker 8: seven fifteen, but you're gonna get your prostate checking.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be here, I say, I'll let you go on
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  Speaker 4: the work in case. Come you come on over here
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  Speaker 4: if you want.
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  Speaker 10: You you know my address and all my what time
• 18:12
  Speaker 10: I go to work and everything. You you bang your
• 18:14
  Speaker 10: back on over here if you want to.
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: I don't care if I gotta come over there, sir
• 18:18
  Speaker 8: and hold you down and check your prostate. I'm coming
• 18:21
  Speaker 8: to check your prostate at seven fifteen tomorrow morning, or
• 18:24
  Speaker 8: I'll tell you what.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: You bring your mark John over there. You you think
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: you know who I am, what I need over here?
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: You come on over here and you do what you
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: gotta do. I can't be over there tomorrow more wherever
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: being wrong. You're gonna be checking something else besides me.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: You're gonna be checking you on you bry it.
• 18:38
  Speaker 10: Don't know where if you want to she if I
• 18:39
  Speaker 10: don't get you up out of here, wanna be coming
• 18:41
  Speaker 10: to my house today. But you you tell somebody talking
• 18:45
  Speaker 10: about I needed prostint check or something, somebody on the
• 18:48
  Speaker 10: phone something I need to prostate or something. You bang
• 18:50
  Speaker 10: your I'll tell you what. I'll be here when you
• 18:52
  Speaker 10: get here.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: You bang it over.
• 18:54
  Speaker 10: I want to bring that tomorrow in the morrow going off,
• 18:59
  Speaker 10: you won't walk it say if you gotta be weird
• 19:01
  Speaker 10: away from this, you may if you want to.
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna have my glove on tomorrow and I'm gonna
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: be checking your prom stay.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you ain't in the morning.
• 19:10
  Speaker 10: If you want to tell about checking the price state.
• 19:11
  Speaker 10: You're gonna be checking your own pride state because I'm
• 19:13
  Speaker 10: telling you what I got something for you. You come
• 19:15
  Speaker 10: from here, you by your bad You think you're bad
• 19:18
  Speaker 10: enough to come on here, Chase, I'm over here, you
• 19:19
  Speaker 10: come on with it.
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: I got one more wing I need to say to
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: you all.
• 19:22
  Speaker 10: You're listening, then, what Dad you got to say to me?
• 19:24
  Speaker 12: Now?
• 19:24
  Speaker 10: You told me it's not just you got to tell me?
• 19:27
  Speaker 8: Now? Are you listening to me?
• 19:28
  Speaker 10: This bab down over here? You're gonna be here and
• 19:30
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna be over there.
• 19:31
  Speaker 8: But I got one more thing I want to say.
• 19:33
  Speaker 10: Are you listening what you got to say to me?
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: That's this nephew till Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 19:39
  Speaker 8: You just got pranked by your homeboy?
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Who who?
• 19:45
  Speaker 10: Who you say you was?
• 19:46
  Speaker 8: Again? Hey man, this is nephew Timmy from the Steve
• 19:51
  Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show. Man, your homeboy got me to prank
• 19:55
  Speaker 8: phone call.
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: You, Chris Harmon tell me by man?
• 20:08
  Speaker 10: All right, Roger boy, y'all about to make me go out?
• 20:12
  Speaker 10: I don't wondering who the hell don't come out on somebody?
• 20:14
  Speaker 10: How to do a prostate? Chicks on regular basis like that.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I sold got me, man, I'm gonna get
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: him back.
• 20:23
  Speaker 10: Boy, I can't believe you do me like that. I'm
• 20:25
  Speaker 10: gonna go over there and check his pro state. You know,
• 20:28
  Speaker 10: I don't even think you get here checked on the regular.
• 20:30
  Speaker 10: I want to have somebody to come check mine.
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: Hey, man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
• 20:36
  Speaker 8: what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
• 20:39
  Speaker 8: baddest radio show in the land.
• 20:41
  Speaker 10: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:47
  Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now,
• 20:51
  Speaker 9: ladies and gentlemen to ask the CLO. The Chief Love
• 20:55
  Speaker 9: Officer is Steve Harvey, and he is ready to go.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: This one from Hello, Yeah, the close clo.
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: Hello.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: This one is from Khalil in Ohio.
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: Khalil says, I'm forty seven years old and I've been
• 21:08
  Speaker 9: married for close to six years. I got a new
• 21:10
  Speaker 9: job in a different state and we're staying in temporary
• 21:13
  Speaker 9: housing until we find a house.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: My wife can work from home, so she was able
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: to keep her job.
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: Over the weekend, we plan to look at a few houses,
• 21:23
  Speaker 9: and my wife told me that I should look at
• 21:24
  Speaker 9: apartments because she was moving back to our old city.
• 21:28
  Speaker 9: She said she missed her mom and her friends and
• 21:31
  Speaker 9: her old life. I'm her husband, and she.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Should be with me. Am I right or wrong?
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, wow, you're right about that. Yeah, she should
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: be with you. But now let's deal with what's happening though.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: She moving back to her old city with her mom
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: and her friend whole life, and he whole life. You know,
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: let's keep right kind of. Hey, well let me just
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: let me just give her a gesture. Don't start there.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Let's go back to this old life business, because you
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: know I had one too. Oh you know, I don't
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: know what you thought I was before.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I got married. Who've been married for six years?
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: It's that seven year?
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: What it is?
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: She want to go back and leave you down there
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: with that apartment? All right?
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Careful now, yeah, you got to be real careful. Yeah,
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: the separation ain't good sometimes.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Once we put these beads in this house? Is it
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: think you only come on Bobby?
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Wait tonight, girl, See you gotta be careful.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right.
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: He ended up being in that apartment just playing all
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: the old hits turn off.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: So he's right in that She should you want to
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: be with him? Yeah, definitely.
• 23:00
  Speaker 9: Sir Khalil Jericha in DeSoto, Texas says, I'm twenty eight
• 23:05
  Speaker 9: and I'm dating a man that has a three year
• 23:06
  Speaker 9: old daughter that is a brat. She was at my
• 23:09
  Speaker 9: boyfriend's house recently and I cooked dinner for the three
• 23:12
  Speaker 9: of us. It was baked chicken, sweet potatoes.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: And broccoli.
• 23:15
  Speaker 9: This three year old child announced that she wasn't eating
• 23:18
  Speaker 9: my food because it looked nasty. She asked for chicken
• 23:22
  Speaker 9: nuggets and her dad took her to get some. She
• 23:24
  Speaker 9: stuck out her tongue at me before they left. I
• 23:27
  Speaker 9: don't play with children, and she needs to know that.
• 23:30
  Speaker 9: Can I discipline her myself or should he?
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean right now, he should, but you know
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: it's not right to disrespect you. But now, on the
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: other hand, there's some things you can do when ain't
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: nobody around. You know, I've done it to a lot
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: of people kids.
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: Well, like, what what do you mean?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: What's you have done?
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: Though?
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: You know, just just right in the hear just what
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: you do, just put you right over against it and
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: just said, don't get your ass, don't hit them, just
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: say it.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: She is a brad. At three.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Wow, come on, she don't like your cook it? And
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: he got her some nuggets. Now, can we put a
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: bunch of mustard on that? On the nuggets? When she
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: turned her head? Can we load? Can we what else
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: can we do?
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: It's just.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Really nice, like put it right up under the skin.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: You's a little space between the nugget and the skin.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Like get a little needle and just put a little
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: tabasco in each one. Yeah, the hot daddy that's caused
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: a fresh.
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: It.
• 24:43
  Speaker 9: Laying in Detroit says, I've been a widow for two
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: years and I have a thirty seven year old son
• 24:49
  Speaker 9: that comes by once a week to have coffee with me.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Well, I didn't take that into consideration.
• 24:55
  Speaker 9: When I had a little too much wine with my
• 24:58
  Speaker 9: new boyfriend and he ended up spinning the night with me.
• 25:01
  Speaker 9: My son popped up at my house for coffee early
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: the next morning, and I was still in bed with
• 25:07
  Speaker 9: my boyfriend. My son got angry and told the man
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: to leave. I told him he didn't have to leave.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: My son said, it's too soon for me to date.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: How soon it's too soon?
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Well, obviously it ain't too soon, because she had naked
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: for two years it's been how long?
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Two years?
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Two years? I see it.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Dog, it's just too soon for you. Your mama ready,
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: she and that close off everything, Mama ready. Two years
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: is enough time though, two years?
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: Two years?
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: New boyfriend? I mean, man, you know, sorry you lost
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: your father. I mean, but you know, you know, life
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: goes on.
• 25:54
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: You know, man, you should really man, you should be
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: happy for your mother. I know not, but I wouldn't
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: be either. I'd put his ass out to tell you. Yeah, yeah,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: you gonna get about it here my dad, you're leaving
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: here naked.
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 26:16
  Speaker 9: I remember when at Tommy's dad's funeral he said exactly that,
• 26:21
  Speaker 9: telling men that were in the audience not to come
• 26:24
  Speaker 9: around his mom.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Don't come around my mama house. I don't want to
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: hear about that.
• 26:30
  Speaker 11: My daddy fixed your alarm. Oh if you ain't got
• 26:32
  Speaker 11: your alarm ower back, guess what that's over. You don't
• 26:35
  Speaker 11: get that long.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: It's always come around my mama.
• 26:38
  Speaker 11: How acting like you're looking for alarm? I know what
• 26:40
  Speaker 11: to hear you're looking for. Let me tell you right now,
• 26:42
  Speaker 11: it's a wrap.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: It's not happening, all right, Celo. We're moving on.
• 26:49
  Speaker 9: This one's from Anonymous in Georgia. Anonymous says, I'm in
• 26:53
  Speaker 9: my mid thirties and recently divorced. I got to keep
• 26:55
  Speaker 9: the house and he gets to pay the mortgage. There's
• 26:58
  Speaker 9: one big problem though. His mother lives in the basement
• 27:02
  Speaker 9: in the studio apartment we built for her three years ago.
• 27:05
  Speaker 9: She's not willing to move out, so the judge said
• 27:07
  Speaker 9: she could keep the apartment in my basement. I don't
• 27:11
  Speaker 9: want her down there period. What if I sold the
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: house to get rid of her, would that be too
• 27:15
  Speaker 9: low down?
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, you could sell the house if you got it,
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: but he paying the mortgage. I mean, you know, look y'all,
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: y'all got a divorce. You know, you keep the house,
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: but you got to keep mama too, because mama in
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: the base.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: In the apartment.
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: I don't know what to tell you. I'm stomped on never.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: I know, you don't want to end there, but the
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: judge says she can stay, so you know, yeah, all
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: you can do is make it rough.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: To be down there. Cut the water, or you can
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: just get a leak right up above the flow.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: We gotta go, Clo. Thank you for your advice. As always,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: you're listening Morning Show.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: All right, it's time for something funny, high for something.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: Finan I got something, a list, we all got some.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: Just let you know right away when it ain't none
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: of your damn bit. You might't see it, Yeah, but
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: let it go.
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: Let it go.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: What you keep, what you see, but it ain't your
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: b for instance, Yeah.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: You are going to have to do something now we
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: have because you're not good that you don't like this
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: because you're.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Bullsh but miss is real bad.
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: I want you to read them. This is really going
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: on in people's lives. I want you to read at
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: least two of these, all of you, and read it
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: like you mean it. Let's start off with you.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Here we go, all right, here we go. Number one,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: This ain't none of your openings. You see it. If
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: you see.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: Somebody throwing a large rug rolled up and it's got
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: feet hanging out.
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so damn.
• 29:02
  Speaker 13: Tell somebody and speak when you walk back, how you
• 29:08
  Speaker 13: doing s I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: This is real.
• 29:14
  Speaker 13: When you at a restaurant, uh huh, you see somebody
• 29:17
  Speaker 13: in the back having a problem with the food, and
• 29:21
  Speaker 13: somebody holl out what the hell?
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I just say, keep eating, don't somebody get into it.
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: That one. I'll tell you what.
• 29:39
  Speaker 11: If you at the restaurant see a cow pass through
• 29:42
  Speaker 11: the back and two chickens fly food, that really ain't nothing.
• 29:49
  Speaker 12: What you go on?
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: Come on, try read one of these and big one.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Just pick one.
• 29:55
  Speaker 9: Should Okay, If you see your neighbors kids, if they
• 30:00
  Speaker 9: steal a car or something and it's not yours.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Your damn.
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: Nothing.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: My neighbors don't know them, it don't.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: If you see somebody with something on, they know and
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: it looked like break your soul?
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: Is your damn.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Okay? All right, all right?
• 30:39
  Speaker 9: If you see someone open the exit door.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're at the movies.
• 30:44
  Speaker 9: And they let nine people in the theater, Oh, come on.
• 30:51
  Speaker 11: MBI the.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Movie starting.
• 30:58
  Speaker 11: If you hanging out with some white folks at the
• 31:00
  Speaker 11: park and they hear something and walk through the woods,
• 31:04
  Speaker 11: let me tell you something that ain't got nothing to.
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: Do with you.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: That ain't none of you want you going there now
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: that I don't agree with you.
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: He heard something? Lemon had one?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Lemon?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Had one?
• 31:15
  Speaker 8: Lemon?
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: Have one?
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Your homeboy, y'all been boys feeing tight, y'all tight, just
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: hang out. All of a sudden you see him hanging out,
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: hugged up with another dude.
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: That none of that. You gotta be careful.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: They don't say anything about this.
• 31:41
  Speaker 13: If you see someone at the drive through take the
• 31:44
  Speaker 13: money and put it in his pocket, nothing your damn
• 31:47
  Speaker 13: you as.
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: Trong as you get your food, just get your food.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: You better call the police. You don't know.
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: You don't drive off from that window. You don't know
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: what he going through.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: You don't know what's at all.
• 32:03
  Speaker 10: Man.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: If you in line, uh after amusement Paul right, okay, yeah,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: and somebody cut the line behind you yet that ain't your.
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: Come up here in front of me, but you cut
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: You see him.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Cut right there like the right behind you. That ain't
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: yourn the line. That's not right. Not let me tell
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: you that one.
• 32:32
  Speaker 11: If you wit your wife, uh huh and see your
• 32:35
  Speaker 11: girlfriend with another man, that really ain't no damn your mouth.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let me saying. You shouldn't say nothing, not gonna
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: say any not a thing, not a good time.
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: I heard.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: You're in the grocery store.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: You see somebody go over to the grapes and they
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: eat about they four handfuls of break up, a pound,
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: they eat a complete they eat a pound break I
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: just set there getting grapes.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: That ain't none of your tail business. That jo Jay?
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Is that that dealing? That's great? How about this Jay?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: But you have to bank, uh huh, And you have
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: to window, and the man next to you have to winter.
• 33:24
  Speaker 13: If you see him slide the note to the tailor, Hey, hey,
• 33:28
  Speaker 13: that ain't none of your tail being.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Give me my twenties I had and let me go
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: get out. All right.
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: I'm with you, all right, You and you in the
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: coffee place right, you're sitting there, and you see somebody
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: get a handful of them sugars, like just a handful,
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: two in each hand, two handful of the packs.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Put them in their pocket. They don't bother. I'm diabetic anyway.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: That's too many sugars, jump too much.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: If you in the jail, uh huhh.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: And you see somebody working out with a train and
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: the trainer tailed him to do fifteen reps and he
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: walk home and they don't do but six.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta tell that, honest, it ain't got nothing
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: to do.
• 34:28
  Speaker 9: All right, coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 34:30
  Speaker 9: Show right after this.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, here
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: we go.
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: Time for would you rather? Would you rather jump rope naked?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Or wear a helmet during sex?
• 34:49
  Speaker 8: Me?
• 34:50
  Speaker 11: Just helmet on, jump rope, that jump rope aware you're
• 34:53
  Speaker 11: at man, you just you're just all overplay.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: And when you miss nick, miss, you're gonna have wet
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: marks on your legs.
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: And I can't take up and down. That's too much banging.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: And when you get it caught up in that rope,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's entanglement, that's entangled.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: But I'm a frank though, because I can't swam into
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: my thighs ten times and still be conscious.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: I can't. I'm gonna there's gonna.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Be some short, short, short, short rope jumping. You ain't
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: fell Steve unconscious.
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: Putting his helmet on.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: It's gonna look like I'm going bike riding, but I'm
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: not all right?
• 35:39
  Speaker 9: Would you rather wink at every woman you see? Or
• 35:44
  Speaker 9: bark at every woman you see?
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: So what are we doing?
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Are we winking or are we barking? What you're gonna
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: wear your eyes winking? That's just you're gonna be just
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: just caid.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you now that bark gonna get on
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: your nerves Hello, it's gonna get your nerves.
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: All that barking gets.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: On your nerves.
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: I'n't been around the bruhs before.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: It just went.
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: Man, I got to go home.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Too much.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Now I can't do it no more. Yeah, you don't
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: mark no more. You got the new young bruhs. You
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: know who they are. Okay, you got them old bruhs
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: that make you give it to them.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: So you guys want to wink?
• 36:42
  Speaker 9: Would you rather bathe in pickle juice or would you
• 36:45
  Speaker 9: rather bathe in warm hot dog water?
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pickle juice can't get up in there. No, that
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: pickle juice gonna create a problem. That pickle juice can't touch. Now,
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: one of them opening fellas.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Hot dog water can hot dog water? Ain't no vinegar
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: in that? I want that hot dog water.
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: My brothers. Let me tell you what my brothers used
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: to do. The dude.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: They would eat all the hot dogs and pour the
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: hot water juice in the bowl with some crackers and
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: tell them that was soup.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: You did that to me, I'm gonna be talking about
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: nobody else you did.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Well, how I had to learn it from somewhere. I
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: thought it was a good thing to pass.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: On family tradition. Thinking I had some damn soup. I
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: really did, I swam.
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: I told her.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show. It's time for comedy roulette with
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: you guys. I had no here.
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: How we do this?
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Let explained because we have new people any day. Give
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: us four subjects. Quiet Steve, you have to explain everything, people,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: And come on, Jay, all right, yes, we four j.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: We have four subjects. That not being one of them.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: Put them on the wheel. Spun the wheel, weds do We'll.
• 38:25
  Speaker 9: Do the damn All right, let's go comedy roulette. Number
• 38:29
  Speaker 9: number one, you just blank, but I'm not supposed to laugh.
• 38:34
  Speaker 9: Number two, keep on eating stuff in the fridge that
• 38:37
  Speaker 9: don't got your name on it, and see what happens
• 38:39
  Speaker 9: to you.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 38:43
  Speaker 9: Number three blank is a bad white boy or white girl.
• 38:47
  Speaker 9: Oh and number four, yeah, number four, he picked on
• 38:51
  Speaker 9: the wrong person this time. Uh huh, he picked on
• 38:55
  Speaker 9: the wrong person this time.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: All right, cat span it, spin it. I'm like, all
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: they're all good to beat myself in the fridge. Oh
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: it stopped doing. You just blake, But I'm not supposed
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: to laugh.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, before you do that, I gotta
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: set rude Okay, none of these jokes can be fat jokes.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Oh no problem, No, what what said that?
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: You just they staying far?
• 39:32
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: You just blake, but I'm not supposed to laugh. Okay.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: I told you before you started to cut the power off,
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: before you change that socket, but you didn't, and then
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: and not give behind clean across.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: But I ain't laugh. I'll tell you what you don't.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: What did I tell you?
• 40:03
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: What did I tell you? I told you that was
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: not apple juice?
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: You drunk it?
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Anybody that was prune's juice.
• 40:10
  Speaker 11: But now see nasty the bathroom somebody in it.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: But see now, I'm not opposed to liapsy. You know
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: what pruved you do?
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: I just told you I ain't finished putting the screws
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: in that tread.
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: Now you done, just jumped your ass up on that
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: and start running. And I ain't supposed to laugh.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: I told you walking out the people house every day,
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: teasing that dog. One day he gonna get out and
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: wear your behind out.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: He just did.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: You got Doug boes all over your body. But I
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: ain't supposed to laugh.
• 41:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, no, you.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: You allergic to shrimp? Oh yeah, I look up.
• 41:13
  Speaker 13: You had already been into the goo. Have to just
• 41:16
  Speaker 13: swim up before my face, and I'm not supposed to laugh.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I told you they was shrimping the rough room bore
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: you comedians.
• 41:28
  Speaker 11: What did I tell you? And I tell you what
• 41:30
  Speaker 11: I tell you. I know it was April food, but
• 41:32
  Speaker 11: I told you I said, I said that. What I said,
• 41:36
  Speaker 11: I said, your wife is at the club. Go somewhere else.
• 41:40
  Speaker 11: Why you show up with your number two at the cliff,
• 41:43
  Speaker 11: Why you do that?
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Come on playing with you? You expect me not to laugh.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, plain comedy roulette. Let's show on my turn.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Attention.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: I told you you heard me.
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: See I told you not to buy that use Mazara.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: It's gotten personal, has it?
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: I asked not to go down there talking to Donald Trump.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Did not tell you that?
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. Right about four minutes after.
• 42:46
  Speaker 9: It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject how large
• 42:51
  Speaker 9: is too large?
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that in just a.
• 42:54
  Speaker 9: Few minutes, but right now the nephew is here with
• 42:58
  Speaker 9: today's prank phone call.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: What do you have for us today.
• 43:02
  Speaker 11: Nephew, it happens to us quite often, Shirley call it
• 43:06
  Speaker 11: it happens. The title today is he left his draws.
• 43:13
  Speaker 11: He left his draws, okay, And it's happened on so
• 43:20
  Speaker 11: many different occasions, and I think it's happened for all
• 43:22
  Speaker 11: of us. Whether you whether you have found somebody's draws
• 43:25
  Speaker 11: that they left at the house. Oh oh, you are
• 43:29
  Speaker 11: the person that left the draws, all right, he left
• 43:33
  Speaker 11: his draws.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Cat dog, if you would.
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: Hello, yes, hey, this is the door man mark of
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: your building. Okay. I have a mistress here who is
• 43:48
  Speaker 7: trying to get buzzed up to your unit. Are you
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: Are you at home right now? Sir?
• 43:53
  Speaker 10: No, No, no, sir, I'm not a who a mister?
• 43:57
  Speaker 8: What sorry?
• 43:58
  Speaker 7: What you say?
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: Mister?
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: And he wants he buzzed up. Supposedly he left some
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: articles in the room or in your unit a couple.
• 44:06
  Speaker 8: Of days ago.
• 44:07
  Speaker 7: And I was out of town a couple of days ago.
• 44:10
  Speaker 8: What day are we talking about?
• 44:11
  Speaker 10: Uh so what day you?
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: Actually?
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: He started Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. He was there all
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: three days. You guys let him into my apartment for
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: three days.
• 44:22
  Speaker 8: He was in my place.
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: No mischief We don't let anybody in and let someone
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: in the unit allow them to be buzzed up. That's
• 44:29
  Speaker 7: the rules there of the building. So we definitely didn't
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: do anything of char.
• 44:33
  Speaker 10: Who let him in?
• 44:34
  Speaker 8: Who buzzed him?
• 44:34
  Speaker 7: Indy, sir, I hate to say it, but I'm assuming
• 44:37
  Speaker 7: your wife must to buzz him up. You mean my
• 44:40
  Speaker 7: wife was not there three days ago.
• 44:41
  Speaker 10: She was on a business trip. She was not at
• 44:43
  Speaker 10: the apartment three days ago.
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: No, sir, your wife was here. I've actually seen your wife.
• 44:47
  Speaker 8: Come in and out.
• 44:49
  Speaker 10: Okay, the dude is there right now.
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: He's downstairs. He's here right now with me.
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: Sir.
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: What did he leave him late?
• 44:55
  Speaker 11: Okay?
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: One second, MISSI hang, actually leave this part fair pant?
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: I know?
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: And what else he says?
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: He left?
• 45:04
  Speaker 7: Uh a pair of pants so underwearing the tooth for
• 45:07
  Speaker 7: rush shirt. Sir, till kill till he's.
• 45:11
  Speaker 8: There right now? Let me talk to him.
• 45:13
  Speaker 10: Put him on the phone. Let me talk to you
• 45:15
  Speaker 10: know what, missus.
• 45:16
  Speaker 7: Right now, we're listening to you, and I rate the
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: way you saying. I don't want to put this guy
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: on the phone. Mark, if you want to keep your
• 45:22
  Speaker 7: job at the building, you're gonna put him on the
• 45:25
  Speaker 7: phone now, sir, Sorry, miss he's actually leaving out of
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: the building.
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: Now he's.
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: Leave, he's walk putting.
• 45:36
  Speaker 10: Him on the phone. What is your problem?
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: You got videos to vailis right?
• 45:42
  Speaker 8: You got video footage of everybody that comes.
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: In and out of the building, right, yes, sir, But
• 45:47
  Speaker 7: you know, if if nothing occurs, we I think we
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: should have footage that goes back at least two weeks,
• 45:52
  Speaker 7: so we should be able to pull some things up
• 45:54
  Speaker 7: for you.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Sir.
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm gonna need you to get that, and I
• 45:57
  Speaker 7: need to hit over to me right now. I'm at
• 45:59
  Speaker 7: my work email. I need it today because this is
• 46:01
  Speaker 7: some y'all let my apartment and it's like, what kind
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: of income fool party?
• 46:08
  Speaker 10: What kind of infore are you?
• 46:10
  Speaker 8: Sir?
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: Missus? Missus?
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: All right, well, please hear me out, sir, hear me out.
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: I heard. We haven't just let someone in. Someone in
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: your unit. Buzz someone up. We didn't just let anyone up. Now,
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: I know you don't want to hear it, but I'm
• 46:27
  Speaker 7: assuming your wife buzz this guy just turned up. We
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: didn't do that. You shut stuff and get me what
• 46:35
  Speaker 7: I asked for and then we're done. Okay, Well, well,
• 46:39
  Speaker 7: you know you're saying I have a problem. Maybe you
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: have a problem pleasing your wife and that's why she's
• 46:43
  Speaker 7: buzzing other people.
• 46:45
  Speaker 10: Oh you talking to me like that, you pump.
• 46:50
  Speaker 7: You're being respectful to me as well, sir.
• 46:53
  Speaker 10: No, no, no, no.
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: The disrespectful is you coming and letting people come up
• 46:57
  Speaker 7: to my building.
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: That you know is now.
• 46:58
  Speaker 7: I haven't let anybody up. I can't stop your wife
• 47:01
  Speaker 7: from doing what she's doing. You don't forget him what
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: you're thinking and mind taking out on me and what
• 47:06
  Speaker 7: you should be saying to your wife. Somebody has got
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: a dress up all the time and always buzzing somebody
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: up to the room when you're gone. That's what tw
• 47:13
  Speaker 7: me to the door man.
• 47:16
  Speaker 8: You you you, you know what.
• 47:19
  Speaker 10: I'm the only around here busting my take care.
• 47:22
  Speaker 7: Damn man, I'm over here working right now to take
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: for that.
• 47:26
  Speaker 10: Job.
• 47:26
  Speaker 7: Well, you might be handling you, but man, whatever the dinner,
• 47:29
  Speaker 7: you're not. You're not handling your business at home. That's
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: why she keeps buzzing people off.
• 47:33
  Speaker 8: Sir.
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: You know what with the business I'm a handle when
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: I get home today and show.
• 47:37
  Speaker 10: Them what I mean.
• 47:40
  Speaker 7: Man, your your wife has been sir, you're gonna quit
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: calling me the door man. Okay, doorman, what's showing my position?
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: What you do for a living? I'm a doorman door
• 47:52
  Speaker 7: and thank you, missing door man. Matter fact, I'm gonna
• 47:54
  Speaker 7: stop calling you miss the door man, because that's giving
• 47:56
  Speaker 7: you too much respect.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 47:59
  Speaker 7: You know, if you if you stop Tommy from going
• 48:01
  Speaker 7: up to your room, you'll be fine. Who the Tommy nephew,
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife got
• 48:09
  Speaker 7: me the prank phone called you.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: Y'all crazy.
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: You're about to get.
• 48:27
  Speaker 10: About job cushing.
• 48:31
  Speaker 7: Man, It is not fool man.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: You don't know.
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: That was going through my head and she.
• 48:38
  Speaker 10: Was about to get it.
• 48:39
  Speaker 7: You always everybody was about Hey man, I gotta ask you, man,
• 48:46
  Speaker 7: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: show in the land?
• 48:50
  Speaker 10: Man, gotta be the Steve Harvey Morney Show.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: He left them, won't they leave them? Wonie Willy will.
• 49:05
  Speaker 11: Cold up next on the fifteenth I will be in Dothan, Alabama.
• 49:10
  Speaker 11: That's right, Dothan, Alabama, And the tickets are on seal
• 49:14
  Speaker 11: red now. And then of course on the twenty second
• 49:17
  Speaker 11: of July, that Saturday, it's the Conclave Baby Kappa Alpha
• 49:21
  Speaker 11: Pside Fraternity Incorporated. We will be in the one and
• 49:24
  Speaker 11: only Tampa, Florida. Did you know what I said? Tampa Florida.
• 49:28
  Speaker 11: So the Family Outing on the Riverwalk, the nephew would
• 49:30
  Speaker 11: be hosting along with the beautiful Dane King. We will
• 49:34
  Speaker 11: be hosting the Family Outing. We got step shows, we
• 49:36
  Speaker 11: got music, we got fun. It's all going down and
• 49:40
  Speaker 11: laying in the cut is Nashville, Tennessee twenty seven, twenty eight,
• 49:45
  Speaker 11: twenty nine. I think I'm up in thirty I'm in Nashville, Tennessee.
• 49:50
  Speaker 11: Tickets on cell right now. That would be Zany's Comedy
• 49:53
  Speaker 11: Club in Nashville, Tennessee.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I'm on the run, baby, I'm on the rug, all right. Nephew, catchum, catchum,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: catchu if you can.
• 50:00
  Speaker 9: Coming up next Strawberry Letters subject how large it's too large?
• 50:04
  Speaker 9: We'll find out right after this. You're listening Dave Harvey
• 50:09
  Speaker 9: Morning Show time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
• 50:13
  Speaker 9: you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more.
• 50:17
  Speaker 9: Please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com
• 50:21
  Speaker 9: and click submit Strawberry Letter. Because what we could be
• 50:25
  Speaker 9: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
• 50:28
  Speaker 9: going to read this one.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Right here, right now. I'm buggle up, Hold on, tank,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: we got it for you here.
• 50:34
  Speaker 9: It is a strawberry let us subject how large is
• 50:38
  Speaker 9: too large?
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 50:40
  Speaker 9: I am in a struggle right now, and I need
• 50:43
  Speaker 9: a little advice for a big problem. I have a
• 50:46
  Speaker 9: male friend that I've known since first grade and we're
• 50:49
  Speaker 9: almost forty now. I'm divorced and dating a lot of
• 50:52
  Speaker 9: men after my divorce. After a one day recently, I
• 50:57
  Speaker 9: had a revelation that my soulmate is someone I have
• 51:00
  Speaker 9: known all my life. My good male friend and I
• 51:03
  Speaker 9: hang out all of the time, but he's not who
• 51:06
  Speaker 9: I had in mind if I were to date someone
• 51:08
  Speaker 9: i've known a long time. He's a tall man, almost
• 51:12
  Speaker 9: six ' five, with big hands and feet. He's not overweight,
• 51:17
  Speaker 9: but he's massive in size compared to me. I'm petite
• 51:22
  Speaker 9: and barely five to three, so he towers over me.
• 51:26
  Speaker 9: He's always well groomed, but handsome. He is not exclamation mark.
• 51:33
  Speaker 9: So he and I met up after work for dinner
• 51:35
  Speaker 9: with another male friend of ours. He paid my tab
• 51:38
  Speaker 9: as usual and said all I owed him was a hug.
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: He walked me to my car and I got on
• 51:45
  Speaker 9: my tiptoes like I always do to give him a hug,
• 51:49
  Speaker 9: but this time he kissed me. That was a first,
• 51:54
  Speaker 9: and I must have had too much wine because I
• 51:56
  Speaker 9: started kissing him back. He picked me up and sat
• 52:00
  Speaker 9: me on my car and we kissed for a good while.
• 52:03
  Speaker 9: He didn't say a word. Afterwards, he took me down
• 52:06
  Speaker 9: off my car and said good night. I was so
• 52:10
  Speaker 9: turned on that I told him to follow me home.
• 52:13
  Speaker 9: At my house, we kissed some more and then went
• 52:17
  Speaker 9: to my bed. After a few minutes of us trying
• 52:20
  Speaker 9: to have sex, we realized it wasn't going to work.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: This man is large and in charge in all areas.
• 52:29
  Speaker 9: I was not ashamed because I've known him forever, and
• 52:32
  Speaker 9: we laughed for hours about it. He opened up and
• 52:35
  Speaker 9: said he wants to date me, and I'm all for
• 52:38
  Speaker 9: trying it because I do love him and I know
• 52:40
  Speaker 9: he loves me. But it's is intimacy out of the question.
• 52:45
  Speaker 9: I will need to try it before I get too
• 52:47
  Speaker 9: serious with him.
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: What should I do?
• 52:51
  Speaker 8: Who?
• 52:53
  Speaker 9: Okay, I understand your concern, and this is certainly the
• 52:59
  Speaker 9: opposite if some of the letters we get, that's for sure.
• 53:02
  Speaker 9: I'm sure many women would want to be in your
• 53:04
  Speaker 9: shoes right now, but it's not about them.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: This is about you. First.
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: I would tell you to talk to your doctor. Women
• 53:12
  Speaker 9: who are women are definitely built to carry children and
• 53:18
  Speaker 9: to push.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Babies out and all that.
• 53:20
  Speaker 9: But it's always good to be sure about what's going
• 53:22
  Speaker 9: on with your own body. And I think it was
• 53:26
  Speaker 9: the wine that took over your body and you went
• 53:30
  Speaker 9: too far a little bit in this one, and that
• 53:33
  Speaker 9: maybe that's why you know you were struggling and didn't fit.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: You were trying too hard.
• 53:37
  Speaker 9: I think you need to be sober if you want
• 53:39
  Speaker 9: to be into it with him and intimate with him.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I say, the next time you guys.
• 53:45
  Speaker 9: Get together, maybe you should relax and let things happen organically.
• 53:49
  Speaker 9: Don't try too hard, don't think too hard, don't try
• 53:53
  Speaker 9: to force it any of that. It's gonna either fit
• 53:55
  Speaker 9: or won't. I mean, you know, and that's how life is,
• 53:59
  Speaker 9: I guess. But you gotta take your time, relaxed and
• 54:02
  Speaker 9: not rush into this situation.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: And that's all I got.
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: I tried to well. I gotta don't worry about it.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you can't be Ginger Shelley kill people. Help now
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: his ladies in the struggle right now. She been knowing
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: this man since they was in the first grade. They fought,
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: and she's divorced. She's dated several men.
• 54:29
  Speaker 8: She had this.
• 54:32
  Speaker 6: Revelation, yeah, that her soulmate was somebody.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: That she's known for a long time, you know, you know, revelation, premonition, feeling, dream,
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: whatever she had. Well, she got a good male, free
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: and to hang out all the time. And he's not
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: who she had in mind if I would to date someone.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: He's tall man.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: He's almost six five, with big hands and big feet.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Now I notice, see.
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: This is why I come in. I got big hands
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: and I got big feet. I understand.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: You've noticed Thomas very quiet normally he got something say
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: on these days.
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: I got it.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, well I got another. I got the pard. I'm
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: gonna have you chime in, tom to just sit back.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: I found a part for you.
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: I ain't got more.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: He's not overweight, and he's massive in size compared to me.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Once again, this is not Tommy. Well, it's just he Look,
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: you know, it's just short. You know this man six five. Well,
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: we can't be talking about Tommy big hands. You seen
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: his hands when you just some live remote got a
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: little raccoon hands. You know, I remember when Tom was
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: a baby. He couldn't even hold the apple, you know.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: With the letter, I'm just saying we had to cut
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: the apple in a slice. He's not overweight, but he's
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: massive insize compared to me. Huh, well, now I'm petite
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: five three. He's well groomed, yeah, which is a plus.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Now he's always well groomed. She's barely five three. He
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: towers over me, but handsome he is not. Okay, right there, Town,
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: right there, you got something you won't say.
• 56:25
  Speaker 11: Right there, I'm not gonna be ugly with you, and Junior,
• 56:33
  Speaker 11: I ain't say you was.
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: This is the part I'm just I told you it
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: was a part in the letter where you could come
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: in at.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: He falls on time.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: So they met up after work for dinner. All right,
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: hold that thought, and right after that it started popping off.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: We'll be right, all right, we're.
• 56:51
  Speaker 9: Gonna have part two of Steve's response coming up in
• 56:53
  Speaker 9: twenty three minutes after the hour subject how large is
• 56:58
  Speaker 9: too large?
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go to break and get back into it
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening hard Morning show.
• 57:06
  Speaker 9: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter
• 57:09
  Speaker 9: subject with you, which you seem to think is about Tommy.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Uh well, it's just no, no, no, Tommy.
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: He's just a section in him.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Which section is that?
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: I will get to it?
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Okay? How long? Too large?
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: This woman is in the struggle right now. She got
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: a big problem.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: She got a male friend she knows in first grade
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: day forty now, and she's divorced, and she's dated a
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: lot of men. But she had to reach a recu
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: premonition that her soulmate was somebody that she's known.
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: For a long time.
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: Now.
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: She got a good male friend. They hang out all
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: the time.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: But that ain't somebody she thought it would be. He's
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: tall man, almost sixty five, big hands, big feet.
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: This is not Tommy six ' five, big hands, big feet.
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: That ain't Tommy. He's not over waight, but he's massive inside.
• 58:01
  Speaker 6: To me, I put tea go ahead, barely fed where
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: she fired three? That ain't hard to be bigger than hugy.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: No, massive inside.
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: It's what I'm doing. I know because she fired three.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not hugging back.
• 58:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she fired three.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you that though we we we are,
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: but I got the line for you. This whole time
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: he tie was over me. He's always well groomed. Here
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: we go, temmy but handsome.
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: He is not there you go any comments. I'm not
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: feel free, I'm not ugly.
• 58:35
  Speaker 8: I got that.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: I understand that. That's called denial. Okay, let's move on
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: with the letter. We met up for work for dinner
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: at another male friend of ours. He paid the tab
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: and he said, all you in was a hug. He
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: walked in to the car. I got on my tippy
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: toes like I always do to give Hi a hug.
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: But this time he kissed me. Now here we go.
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: This was the first. That was a first.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: And I must have had too much wine because I
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: started kissing him back.
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: And Shirley come talking about instange. No, it wasn't.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: It wasn't why you wanted to. Wine and alcohol make
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: you do exactly what you think. It removes reasoning. Another time,
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: Tommy got something you won't say right now?
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 59:25
  Speaker 6: What is sex is where you might can have something? Say?
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: He picked me up and he set me on my
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: car and we kissed for a good little while he
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: didn't say a word afterwards. That's that, ain't you Tommy?
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: You can't pick him on the pickup?
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: Well, you know how high you had to have over
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: your head to get up the mess around? Fall back,
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: break your back, don't try that.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: We told you.
• 59:49
  Speaker 6: You had a g I, Joe. We wouldn't even let
• 59:50
  Speaker 6: you put that on the kitchen table.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Watch watch, watch, And we.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Kissed for a good while. He didn't say a word
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: after he took down off the car and said good night.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Play a move straight, player moved right there. I was
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: so toned on I told him to follow me home.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Now she ain't drink that much, surely, because she drove
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: home she knowed a way. So now at my house,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: we kissed some more and then went to my bed,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: because this is what you do.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: So you got him in the bed.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: After a few minutes of us trying to have sex,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: we realized it wasn't going to work.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: Now let's put the brakes on trying how you try
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: to have sex. I don't know about that.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: This man is large and in charging all errors. I'm
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: not ashamed because I know an the fair and we
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: laughed hours about it. Well, how high he he held
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: if in the half sex, we don't have secret Now
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: I'm goffing the hell we laughing for now, I'm just trying.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 9: I'm just asking because they're friends and it didn't work,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 9: so you know, they laughed it off.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: He opened up and said he wants to date me
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: in and I'm all for trying it because I do
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: love him and I know he loves me, but it's
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: intimacy out of the question. My answer right off the bat,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: it's probably. But then I have other answers. I will
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: need to try it before I get too serious with him.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: What should I do?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Well, let's think about this. If you say you gotta
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: try it, I suggest that you practice. All listen, we
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: got to practice. We got to treat this sex like
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: a marathon. You don't just go out there and run
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: twenty six and a half mile, no, you, No, you
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: got the wrong practice. First, you got to learn how
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: to run a mile. You can't do the whole marathon.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Then you got to learn how to do five miles.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: You can't do the whole marathon. Then you got to
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: do a ten k. You can't do a whole marriae
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: a thorn. Then you gotta try to. Then you can
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: do t K, then you gotta try to do half
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: a marathon thirteen miles. You follow what I'm saying. So,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: since this man is large, we got to ease into this.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: We got to and I know this, I'm been through.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: I've been through.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: This is not your part, Tommy, it's not your part. Quiet,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: but tonight you had your part. You You still back
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: there trying to put up on the car. I'm at
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: the house second time, trying to work out how we're
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: gonna do this. Now you just got You know, there's
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: an old saying on how to become successful, and I'm
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: gonna share it with you. And this is all I'm
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: gonna say about this letter. I've given this advice to
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: millions of people. Inch by inch, anythings a cinch. Yeah,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: have a happy life, enjoy yourself, work it.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Out all right? Thank you, Steve. Post your comments on
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: today Strawberry.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: Steal back there trying to put up on that car,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 6: and we've Harby.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 9: Had them on Instagram and Facebook. Check out the Strawberry
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 9: Letter podcast on demand.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: But I know y'all don't. Thank y'all. Off to ladies.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: What question quickly?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 6: One got to go. That's what we've been doing all day.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: One got to go, ladies, Denzel Washington, Idris Elbow, No,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Will Smith, the Rock Ladies.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: One got to go.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Got you know what, I'm gonna go with the rock.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with the rock.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going with the rock.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 11: Will will Is just.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 13: Well, answer, you ain't gonna like my ass, so we
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 13: don't got to go.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: You know, not to do this understanding though exactly.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: You understand you ought to do one. You ought to
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: do one for women too. The ladies put together listen,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: asked a fell.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 9: All right, all right, Halle Berry, that's over. So hell
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 9: uh Meg, the Stallion you can stop right then. Kim
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 9: Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 11: Bye Stallion, Bye bye Stallion. Sorry about your foot bye.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: And I'm gonna have to go with your Stallion simply
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: because I don't really know her. Yeah, but Halle j Loo.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: Kim Kardashian and Kim Kardashian, I mean, I love the Stallion,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: but she got the ride.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 11: Off of Let's pull the Stallion out and put Beyonce,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 11: Halle beyond.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 9: Who, Kim Kardashian, that's who. That was my list, and
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 9: you substituted the stallion got to go?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 12: You got to go?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: Are you.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Ja show up? I know that, I know, And you
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: don't want any entanglements.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 6: You're just trying to stay with the least amount of problem.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: If you try to stay out of a situation, you
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: leave the situation. Yeah, yes, oh man, which.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, well it ain't it ain't. I ain't how much
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Helly ain't leaving at all? Well, because I know Halle,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: I have Halle had to go?
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: Do you know her?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 6: I know her?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 9: Oh so you okay, Well, I know one thing. JOm
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 9: Zell and Indris aren't going anywhere ever in like get
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 9: rid of them when they die and come back.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're still in the list.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: There's still now I'm not I'm not. I didn't pick
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: them casts of flyness. Uh huh, I just because I
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: know Hallie and for anybody's thinking. And I don't know
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: I like that, but I just know him.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: Okay, No, I don't know at all.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 9: All right, you're listening hard Morning Show. It is time
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 9: now to check Steve's voicemail and listen. If you want
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 9: to leave a voicemail yourself for Steve, call him eight
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 9: seven seven twenty nine, Steve eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 9: let's go to this caller just left a message for you, Steve.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 10: What's up, Steve, Harvey and crew man.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 8: Turn the radio down, y'all can be playing that tank
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 8: this early in the morning. Man, y'all have me late
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 8: for work.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 10: Old lady heard that song come out of the bathroom
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 10: slow dancing.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 8: And then then well we'll leave it at that, but yeah,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 8: y'all have me late for work.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 10: Then morning they want y'all know that keep up to
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 10: good where y'all have a good day.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're absolutely welcome, sir, And you're absolutely welcome.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: We're going to try to get you again one morning
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: later on this week. Thank you all right?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Goodness beautiful?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 8: What we do?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: That's this?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 9: One's from Jasmine from Detroit. Jasmine needs some parenting advice Steve.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 14: Hi, Uncle Steve, this is Jasmine from Detroit. I was
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 14: calling because I wanted to get some advice from you.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 14: I'm thirty four, I'm a single mom. I've been single
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 14: for almost ten years now, I am divorced, and I
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 14: know you talk a lot about how men should be
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 14: fathers and how women shouldn't hold their kids away.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 10: From the fathers for you.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 12: Know, trivial things. In my case, I'm not a mom
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 12: that keeps my son away his father. His father just
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 12: doesn't want to do right. My son is fourteen years old.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 12: I want to know what we're you say for single
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 12: moms that don't have a support system and don't have
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 12: fathers in their lives and males in their lives that
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 12: can influence their sons.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 14: What advice would you give to us?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 12: And also I would like to ask, would you be
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 12: writing a book on single moms raising sense by theirselves? Okay,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 12: thank you.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Listen, as far as the boy goes, you have to
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: get him in some type of program where there's sports, Scouts,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: one hundred Black Men, Boys and Girls Club, because you
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: have to get him in a position where mentoring is occurring.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: Also, I would attempt to call the father and say, listen,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: he really needs you. He's going through it. Your absenteeism
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: in his life is hurting him at this point.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: And I'm not going to get in a way, but
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: I just really need you to spend some time with
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: your son because I don't know how to turn him
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: into a man, and you do, and he really needs that.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: I would really appreciate the help from you. I won't
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: bother you with anything if you just spend some time.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: You got to try that at least. I know that's
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: maybe uncomfortable for you because I don't know how you
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: all got away from each other, what's caused the breakup
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: or the separation. But when it comes to for the children,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: you have to make some uncomfortable decisions sometimes and do
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: some things. It's uncomfortable that he ain't gonna tie to
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: sleeping with you. Again, not that uncomfortable, but I mean,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: you know, look, having a conversation with your ex is
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: worth to try. But other than that, the programs that
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: are out there, sports Scouting, Boys and Girls Club one
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: hundred Black men have wonderful mannering program.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, write a book about this.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 6: No, he had a book about that. No, No, there's
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 6: too much cussing to be in that book.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: So you can cuss in the book, just not on
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: the radio.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 13: These lines the book, yeah lines, you're gonna be using
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 13: things you can tell your children.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 6: Because it just ticks me off a bit too, because
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: I need for brothers.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: I need men out there to just look, man, I
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: know I know how they can be sometime I've had
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: X with kids, it can be a whole bunch of challenges,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: but you gotta.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 6: Fight through them because your job as the dad.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you right now when I learned it,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: God does not release you from that responsibility.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 6: Fellas. He just don't.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: He don't ever let you off the hook because whatever
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: excuse you got, it ain't it ain't gonna do it
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: because you're the father.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: So it's your job to beat the dad.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 9: Mm hmm yeah, all right, great advice, Jasmine. All right,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 9: thank you, Steve.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show. All right, we have a little
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: time to kill here, Steve. This game is so hot
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  Speaker 1: came up with this. I got one.
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  Speaker 3: We know that for me too.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 9: I love He's and Monica will kill us all if
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  Speaker 9: we take out Cube.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so that.
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  Speaker 6: Only one I really didn't know. I know these other brothers.
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  Speaker 1: I'm but in terms of pack is was a movement.
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  Speaker 1: So he has JA. Yeah you feel I'm you on
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  Speaker 1: that one?
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 1: We can't decide on that one, Tommy. That was too good.
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  Speaker 9: All right, More Hardy Morning Show coming up and some
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  Speaker 9: trending news at thirty three minutes after the hour. Right
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  Speaker 9: after this, you're listening hard Morning Show. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 9: here go time for would you rather? Would you rather
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  Speaker 9: jump rope naked?
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  Speaker 1: Or wear a helmet during sex? B just helmet on
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  Speaker 1: jump rope? That jump rope away. You're hot, man, you
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  Speaker 1: just you're just all over the place now.
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  Speaker 2: And when you miss Nicky, you're gonna have wet marks
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  Speaker 2: on your leg. And I can't take it up and down.
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  Speaker 2: That's too much banging.
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  Speaker 11: And when you get it caught up in that rope,
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  Speaker 11: that's that's that's entanglment. That's entangled.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm a frank though, because I can't slam into
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  Speaker 2: my thighs ten times and still be conscious.
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  Speaker 1: I can't get there.
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  Speaker 2: There's gonna be some short, short, short, short rope jumping.
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  Speaker 6: Ain't fell Steve unconscious putting his helmet on.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna look like I'm going bike riding, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: not all right? Would you rather wink at every woman
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  Speaker 1: you see? Or bark at every woman you see? So
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  Speaker 1: what are we doing? Are we winking or are we barking?
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  Speaker 6: Whatever?
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  Speaker 11: You're gonna wear your eyes winking, that's just you're gonna
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  Speaker 11: be spark just just.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you now that bar is gonna get
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  Speaker 2: on your nerves. Hello, it's gonna get your nerves. All
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  Speaker 2: that barking gets on your nerves. I've been around the
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  Speaker 2: bruhs before it just went man, I got to go home.
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  Speaker 1: Too much.
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  Speaker 6: Now I can't do it no more.
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  Speaker 1: You don't bark no more.
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  Speaker 2: You got the new young brothers. You know who they are, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you got them old brus that make you give it
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  Speaker 2: to them.
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  Speaker 9: So you guys want to would you rather bathe in
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  Speaker 9: pickled juice?
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  Speaker 1: Or would you rather bathe in warm hot dog water?
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  Speaker 2: Pickle juice can't get up in there. That pickle juice
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  Speaker 2: gonna create a that pickle juice can't touch.
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  Speaker 6: Now one of them opening s. Fella, I'm saying, hot
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  Speaker 6: dog water can hot dog water? Ain't no vinegar in that.
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  Speaker 1: I want that hot dog water.
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  Speaker 6: My brothers. Let me tell you what my brothers used
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  Speaker 6: to do. They was a honter ad, dude.
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  Speaker 2: They would eat all the hot dogs and pour the
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  Speaker 2: hot water juice in the bowl with some crackers and
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  Speaker 2: tell them that was soup.
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  Speaker 1: You did that to me, I'm gonna be talking about
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  Speaker 1: nobody else you.
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  Speaker 6: Did well how I had to learn it from somewhere.
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  Speaker 6: I thought it was a good thing.
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  Speaker 1: To pass on family tradition. Thinking I had some damn soup.
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  Speaker 1: I really did, I swam.
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  Speaker 9: I told her, all right, we'll be back at forty
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  Speaker 9: nine minutes after with our last breakup the day, and
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  Speaker 9: of course with some closing remarks from the one and
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  Speaker 9: at least Steve Harvey right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 9: All right, here we are, guys, our last break of
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  Speaker 9: the day, and Steve, you have some closing remarks.
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  Speaker 12: You know what.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just on this tip right now because I want
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  Speaker 2: to just remind people, really, really focus on yourself. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm not meaning to the point where you don't consider
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  Speaker 2: other people. That's not what I'm saying. But in order
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  Speaker 2: to be successful, I really want you to focus on yourself,
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  Speaker 2: because in order to get you to the next level,
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  Speaker 2: nobody should know you better than yourself, and the best
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  Speaker 2: way to know yourself is to be true to yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Do the things that feel right to you, Do the
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  Speaker 2: things that motivate you, Do the things that put you
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  Speaker 2: in a better position. Do the things that you know
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  Speaker 2: in your heart are right. If it don't feel right,
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  Speaker 2: it's probably cause it's not. If what you are doing
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  Speaker 2: is at the expense or the cost of somebody else,
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna have to pay for that because that's not
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  Speaker 2: how it's done. You don't have to use anybody to
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  Speaker 2: get to where you're trying to go in life, especially
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  Speaker 2: if it's in the same place God has for you.
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  Speaker 6: God don't need no help.
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  Speaker 2: God don't need you using nobody, stepping on nobody, abusing nobody.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't need that help. So if you are doing
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  Speaker 2: something and you know what's wrong, you have to pull
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  Speaker 2: yourself up, pull yourself together.
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  Speaker 6: Now, listen to me.
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  Speaker 2: When you make a mistake, and you will and you
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  Speaker 2: get it wrong, and you will get up and go again,
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  Speaker 2: Get up and go again. You have to keep moving forward.
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  Speaker 2: God is not looking for your perfection. He is only
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  Speaker 2: looking for your persistence. You are not going to be perfect.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care how hard you try. That's what grace
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  Speaker 2: and forgiveness and mercy is all about. Because he put it.
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  Speaker 2: He implemented a system where he knew that we were
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  Speaker 2: going to fail so many times along the way trying to.
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  Speaker 6: Get it right.
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  Speaker 2: So he created grace, mercy and forgiveness. So when you
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  Speaker 2: make a mistake, stop laying in it. It's okay, you
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: made a mistake. It's no big deal. Everybody makes them.
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  Speaker 2: But know yourself and know what you do. If you
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: don't really care to drink, nothing says you have to drink.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: If you're the person that really ain't in the weed,
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  Speaker 2: just causees legal don't mean you got to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Alcohol is legal, cigarettes is legal.
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  Speaker 6: But if it's not for you, it's not for you.
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  Speaker 1: You know yourself.
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  Speaker 3: And lock in.
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  Speaker 6: After you know yourself, lock in on your purpose. You
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  Speaker 6: know I say this all the time.
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  Speaker 2: The two greatest days of your life or the day
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  Speaker 2: you're born in the day you discover why. But listen
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  Speaker 2: to me, man, that why is critical, That why is
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  Speaker 2: your purpose? That why is your meaning your service? That
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  Speaker 2: why is everything?
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  Speaker 6: You've got to.
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  Speaker 2: Lock in on your purpose and stay there and stop
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  Speaker 2: allowing everything to sidetrack you. So many people, Man, we
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  Speaker 2: are so easily distracted in this world because the distractions
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  Speaker 2: are everywhere. But you got to get tuned into your purpose.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you on this earth? Are you really on
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  Speaker 2: this worth to live the way you live in? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you have to just come to that. I had just
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  Speaker 2: just sit myself down one day and go, Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 2: are you really in this world to live the way
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  Speaker 2: you live it?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that God.
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  Speaker 2: Took all this time bring you through all the stuff
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  Speaker 2: he brought you through, for you to act like this,
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  Speaker 2: for you to continue living like this? And when I
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  Speaker 2: had that honest conversation with myself, the answer was no.
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  Speaker 2: And so I had to start pulling it together. But
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't pull it together by myself. I had to
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: ask God for some help. You know, why would I
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  Speaker 2: not go to God for the help. He's my creator.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: If you're driving a car and you got a car
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: and your car break down. There's an owner's manual in
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  Speaker 2: the glove compartment, and you know why is there because
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: it helps you troubleshoot what's wrong with the car. Now,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: if you're driving a Toyota, that manual that you're looking
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: for in the glove compartment is gonna be a Toyota
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  Speaker 2: manual specific to the type of car that you're driving.
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  Speaker 2: That way, you know exactly how to fix what's wrong.
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  Speaker 2: So when something is that's wrong with you, you have
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  Speaker 2: an owner's manual. It's your Bible, it's your Koran, it's
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: your Terror, it's whatever you read for your religious faith.
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  Speaker 2: You have an owner's manual that specifically can fix your ailment.
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  Speaker 2: And it comes in chapters and verses. I don't care
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  Speaker 2: what's wrong with you, There is an answer in those pages.
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  Speaker 2: And if you don't have the book, all you got
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  Speaker 2: to do is ask God for help. But you have
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  Speaker 2: got to get tuned in you your purpose. And when
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  Speaker 2: you make mistakes and you fall, it doesn't mean it's over.
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  Speaker 2: I have fallen thousands of times. But the blessing that
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  Speaker 2: I have that God has given me is I have
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  Speaker 2: the will, the desire and the faith to get back up.
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  Speaker 6: Over and over and over again. And you can do
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  Speaker 6: it too. You have that same thing in you. In
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  Speaker 6: order to get up. You simply have to look up.
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  Speaker 2: Every time I fall, I look to my heavenly Father
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  Speaker 2: and he gives me the strip to go on to tomorrow.
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  Speaker 6: And you got it.
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  Speaker 2: All you got to do is get home, go to sleep,
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  Speaker 2: wake up and go again. Come on, y'all, this is
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  Speaker 2: the year. You can change a lot of things. It's
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  Speaker 2: gonna take some effort on your part, but you can
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  Speaker 2: do it. It's just take some faith. Now, faith with
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  Speaker 2: our works is dead. You got to get busy, stay
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  Speaker 2: true to yourself, identify your purpose, and stop getting distracted.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go my clothing remarks. Y'all have a great day,
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  Speaker 2: all right? Talk to God. He loved to hear from it.
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