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ALL LIVES MATTER!, Holiday Inevitabilities, Unwanted Presents, Outgifting Family and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded, y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, y'all a sun giving them like the million
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  Speaker 1: bucks things and it's not true. Good Steve together to please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join join me. You turn you go. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn to turn them out. Turn you got to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out. The turnam turn the water the water
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  Speaker 1: got come come on your thing. Uh huh, I show
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  Speaker 1: will good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Man got a radio show, man, Yeah, I do. Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show because I can't tell it
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  Speaker 1: to you any other way because God has been so
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  Speaker 1: so very amazing to me. But the same God, and
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  Speaker 1: there is but one that same God is. It can
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  Speaker 1: and will be amazing in your life if you just
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  Speaker 1: allow it to happen. You know. I was somewhere, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and I was driving on the freeway somewhere, and I
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  Speaker 1: saw bill board and it was a guy in a
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  Speaker 1: field on his knees. And on this billboard it said
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  Speaker 1: something to the act when when you've run out of answers,
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  Speaker 1: try prayer. I was. I was going somewhere and I
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  Speaker 1: don't even remember I go so much. Man. I was
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  Speaker 1: just going somewhere and I saw this billboard and I
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  Speaker 1: thought about that, And man, I cannot tell you how
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  Speaker 1: true of a statement that is. When you've run out
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  Speaker 1: of answers, when you don't know what to do, when
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  Speaker 1: you feel weak, when you are at a low point,
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  Speaker 1: when things just seem to keep happening to you, and
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  Speaker 1: you don't understand why prayer is an amazing weapon. Prayer
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  Speaker 1: is available to all of us. Here's a deal. You
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  Speaker 1: don't have to go through the all of that you're
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  Speaker 1: going through alone. See, and I'm talking to men, women, boys, girls, students, leaders, bosses, employees.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what's happening. I don't care what your
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  Speaker 1: situation is. I don't care if your relationship is all
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  Speaker 1: jacked up. I don't care if your kids and your
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  Speaker 1: relationship is jacked up. I don't care if your relationship
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  Speaker 1: at work is shot. Your coworkers seem to always make
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  Speaker 1: you the buddy end of the joke. You always somebody
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  Speaker 1: always talking about you behind your back. You're finding it
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  Speaker 1: more and more necessary to try to hold your head
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  Speaker 1: up and walk past these people when some days you
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  Speaker 1: can't even get your chin up off your chest. If
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  Speaker 1: you're a woman out there and you've been alone by
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  Speaker 1: yourself for so long and you're just tired of being alone.
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  Speaker 1: You really want a relationship, you really want to be
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  Speaker 1: have a mate, you want to meet your soul mate,
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is, whatever it is, prayer is the answer.
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  Speaker 1: You are listening to a guy who is a direct
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  Speaker 1: recipient of prayer. I can't tell you anything that I've
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  Speaker 1: gotten out of that I didn't pray about. Oh, now,
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  Speaker 1: there are a lot of things. Hold on, let me
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  Speaker 1: backtrack a little bit. There are a lot of things
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  Speaker 1: that have happened in my life that I've gotten past
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  Speaker 1: without praying, because I think my Mamma was praying for me.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's this thing that God has called grace
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  Speaker 1: and mercy that he just somehow keeps us all waking
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  Speaker 1: up every day without foot on some form or solid ground,
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  Speaker 1: because He's just waiting on us to come to him.
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  Speaker 1: But y'all, if you can implement prayer into your day
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  Speaker 1: every single day, and I'm talking about put it in
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  Speaker 1: there at the top of your day, put it in
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  Speaker 1: there in middly your day, put it in there when
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  Speaker 1: you close your day out, when you're sitting at your
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  Speaker 1: desk and ain't nobody bothering you. That's a good time. Now. Look,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to make no scene. You ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to let everybody know, Oh I'm spiritual, I love God
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  Speaker 1: looking me, or I'm down or you ain't gotta do
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  Speaker 1: none of that. Matter of fact, don't do it for
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  Speaker 1: that reason, because if that's your reason for doing it,
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be your reward. If you want somebody to
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  Speaker 1: just say, oh, they pray every you know, they pray
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  Speaker 1: at lunch and they had a Bible on their desk
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  Speaker 1: and they have a bunch of highlights in it. If
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  Speaker 1: you're sitting it out there so people can see that
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  Speaker 1: that's what you do, then that's gonna be your reward. Please, No,
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be your reward. What I want you to do,
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  Speaker 1: it's pray. Ask God for the things the desires of
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  Speaker 1: your heart, have a faith, believe in them. But pray earnestly. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, actually go at it with saying, hey, God,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. I can't do this without you. I
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  Speaker 1: need your help. Listen, man, I know a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people that pray. I know a lot of it. If
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  Speaker 1: I told you the rich and famous that I talk
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  Speaker 1: to that pray constantly. It would amaze you. Go talk
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  Speaker 1: to God about it. Man. Matter of fact, you've already
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  Speaker 1: got yourself into trouble. Go talk to God about it.
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  Speaker 1: You can't see no way out. You're in a situation.
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  Speaker 1: You're thinking about doing something straight crazy. Pump your brake's partner.
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  Speaker 1: Slow down a little bit, my man, Slow down, don't don't.
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  Speaker 1: All you're gonna do is make a situation worse. Go
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  Speaker 1: over there today and talk to God. Talk to God
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  Speaker 1: for real. Just and look, man, you know what. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I've gone to God and I've just said, Hey, God,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a clue. Matter of fact, I'm so
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  Speaker 1: jacked up right now. God, I don't even really know
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  Speaker 1: what to ask you for. I just need some help.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so deep is some mess right now. Not only
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  Speaker 1: can I not see the way out, I can't see
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  Speaker 1: my way round. There's a there's a poem calling Victus,
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  Speaker 1: and the opening line says, out of the night that
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  Speaker 1: covers me black as a pit from pole to pole,
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  Speaker 1: I thank God for whatever be from my unconquerable soul.
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  Speaker 1: That this line is so deep. It starts off saying
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  Speaker 1: I am in deep trouble. I'm in a pit, black
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  Speaker 1: as a pit from pole to pole. I'm talking about man.
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  Speaker 1: From over there to over there, it's pitch black and
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  Speaker 1: and and man, that's man. You've been in that situation before, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: because I have. I'm talking about black as a pit
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  Speaker 1: from pole to pole. God is there, God is available.
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  Speaker 1: God is always standing by. He just wants you to
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  Speaker 1: come to him. See, he's been coming to you a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot of times. He's presented himself. I can't tell
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  Speaker 1: you how many times he's shown you how good a
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  Speaker 1: god he is. He's given us all grace and mercy
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  Speaker 1: without us asking for He's gotten you through some things.
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  Speaker 1: And you look at him. Whoo, Man, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how to hell. Okay, that's cool. I'm cool. No no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: that wasn't cool. That was God. Pray man, when you
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  Speaker 1: out of answers and you don't know what to do, Pray.
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  Speaker 1: If you see some trouble coming, Pray if you already
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  Speaker 1: got into it. Pray if you don't know the answers,
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  Speaker 1: Pray if you can't see no way out, pray. Pray man,
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  Speaker 1: Talk to God. Don't make a scene. Just talk to God.
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  Speaker 1: All right, very important. You're listening. Show people. Get ready.
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  Speaker 1: There's a train come in. You don't need no ticket.
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  Speaker 1: You just get home, boy, ladies and gentlemen, The train
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  Speaker 1: is here. Shirley Strawberry, Hey, good morning to you. How
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Steve? Colorful morning and June morning? But never
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  Speaker 1: few time you're the Bauer Uncle Steve. What's happening, Steve?
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready ready for w wooy ever you won't that's
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  Speaker 1: good voice. Yeah, you know that's what I want to do.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do all hard hard Roscoe does it. Christmas carols?
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  Speaker 1: Oh goodness, Yeah, I'm gonna do a few Christmas carols.
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  Speaker 1: Want you we don't have thirty you better do? Why
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  Speaker 1: ain't here? That's what you better do. Come on, damn
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  Speaker 1: shit through the snow. Oh one hawks, Oh Bushley, it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna take a long time. Yeah. Oh what fun it too?
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  Speaker 1: Right in a one horse old Bushley? Oh jingle bath,
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  Speaker 1: oh janle bath Oh jingle jangle all the way? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: okay and old what fun it is to ride in
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  Speaker 1: the one house? Oh but Chali uh huh heyyah. How
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  Speaker 1: about joy to the world. I got jaw, I got
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  Speaker 1: to the world. It's about him. Oh joy. Oh, the
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  Speaker 1: boys and girls no work jaw yea to the world,
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  Speaker 1: Oh joy, Oh, the boys and girls dag the hall
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  Speaker 1: with la falla la la la la la la la
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  Speaker 1: season to be job falla la la la la la
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  Speaker 1: la la Nah. We reach o'all gay apparel La la
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  Speaker 1: dada dad? Okay man, Yeah, that's good. Yeah, Chris back,
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  Speaker 1: can you do silent nightfall to come back? And Santa
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  Speaker 1: Claus is coming to town? I need that. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: let us rude off and rudeolf. All right, all right,
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  Speaker 1: we're coming back with uh. Steve sings Christmas Carols hard
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  Speaker 1: at thirty two after right after this, you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve show. We are back, Steve singing Christmas carols. We're
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  Speaker 1: all in the Christmas spirit. Steve is singing him but
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  Speaker 1: his way, and you know he sings hard. We had
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  Speaker 1: a clown singing Christmas Carol. I think we had a
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  Speaker 1: request for silent nights see shine, night holden night, hold
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  Speaker 1: on the mic ohli is calm you messing thing it bright?
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  Speaker 1: Run round your your mama, mama and your child. Wholy
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  Speaker 1: so tender tender mom side look nah whole nah, break
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  Speaker 1: it down. Oh you can't came whoo it bright roote
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  Speaker 1: off the red nose. Okay, what version you want, dancer
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  Speaker 1: and press up and call me and cuping dad's done
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  Speaker 1: up and blitzing, yeah somebody and vixing who but whoa flame? Boy? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: if you weren't in the Christmas the most famous, that
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  Speaker 1: damn famous come on, that damn famous rain deal of
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  Speaker 1: oh who whole rude, no rain, come on boy had
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  Speaker 1: a very shine No, yes he did, yes, Dad, and
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  Speaker 1: you saw come on a thing you wouldn't even see,
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  Speaker 1: all right now, you wouldn't even work. So you do
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  Speaker 1: all of the race time with that one, all of
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  Speaker 1: the rain. Yeah, used to laugh and call him names.
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  Speaker 1: They never led hole rude, they rudy made you didn't
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  Speaker 1: rain the game, little thing boy. Then one fuggy Chris
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  Speaker 1: Mussy Sata came to say, hey, rudo, which so damn
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  Speaker 1: no so bright, why did you bring your last on
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  Speaker 1: over here? Got this? Hey tonight? That was the jail,
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  Speaker 1: Thanks so much for let me do it. That was good, Robert,
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  Speaker 1: the quintessential Christmas song. This Christmas Dunny hath the way
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  Speaker 1: dinner dinner, dinner, dinner done. I'm running dune dune. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: Hey gone, miss too? Who I'm gonna to get to
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  Speaker 1: know who you're better? I'm done? Did he Chris? Move?
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  Speaker 1: And as we trimmed the tree, your ez is where
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  Speaker 1: I wall be? He did he? De Chris must fire
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  Speaker 1: side is blade zin bri Hi? Come on and we're
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  Speaker 1: Carolyn only? I said, we're Carol lying. Come on, boy, Carol,
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  Speaker 1: I said, we're Carolyn working a little the Knight and
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  Speaker 1: this Chrisma what you best? Really? I said that, Chris Mark,
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  Speaker 1: not next one. I'm talking about this damn Crimin right
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  Speaker 1: d sing bo twitter that field? What's what's the song? Well?
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  Speaker 1: The weather outside is right, let us know, let us
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  Speaker 1: let us you want to hear boys don't matter, No,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be the same. I just want I
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  Speaker 1: just want to hear this snow. You got the boys?
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  Speaker 1: Let this snow. How about Santa claus is coming to town?
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  Speaker 1: That's the one, say clock coming to town, Yeah, saying
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  Speaker 1: the clauster coming, better not powder, better not cry, you
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  Speaker 1: better watch out. I'm telling you. Why say a close
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  Speaker 1: coming sa saying up close? Oh me to town one
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  Speaker 1: more time? Said closer coming to top? Oh yeah, saying
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  Speaker 1: the closing coming to town, come on, saying it, saying
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  Speaker 1: it closes, coming to town, when it coming, saying it close?
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  Speaker 1: Why did you do it? Saying the closing coming the
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  Speaker 1: time with the late said a close it coming to
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  Speaker 1: town to say talk. Cloe is coming. Come on, come
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  Speaker 1: on in here, hurry he's coming to time, s CLO.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve, time
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  Speaker 1: now for you to help some listeners with their love problems.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM dot com. All right, Steve, it sounds
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  Speaker 1: like you're ready. This one is from Incognito in Oklahoma, says,
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  Speaker 1: my husband is a security guard at a community college.
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  Speaker 1: He recently busted two students smoking weed, and he took
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  Speaker 1: the weed and reported them. He brought the weed home
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  Speaker 1: and put it on his nightstand. I didn't know he
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  Speaker 1: had to turn the weed into the school, so I
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  Speaker 1: smoked it. Let he noticed the weed was gone. He
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  Speaker 1: flipped out and said he could lose his job over this.
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  Speaker 1: He searched all over the house. He knows I smoked,
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  Speaker 1: but he never accused me of taking it. I hate
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  Speaker 1: to see him this stressed out? Should I confess lose
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  Speaker 1: his job? You confess and ain't gonna say the job?
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  Speaker 1: You got to bassem damn weed and give it to
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  Speaker 1: your husband. But you're too high to figure that out,
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  Speaker 1: all damn. But he doesn't smoke, and she she thought
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  Speaker 1: he did, brought the pinch off the top of the damn. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: She's greedy, all right, So buy your man some more weed,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: all right? Moving on, Santania in Evanston, Illinois, says I'm
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: a live music junkie and I've always loved drummers. Two
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  Speaker 1: Saturdays ago, my boyfriend and I want to hear a
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  Speaker 1: band and I locked eyes with the drummer and we
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  Speaker 1: flirted all night. I managed to slip him my business
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  Speaker 1: card before we left, and he called me the next day.
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  Speaker 1: I met him for lunch on a Tuesday, and right
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  Speaker 1: after we were seated, my boyfriend appeared out of nowhere
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  Speaker 1: and sat with us. My boyfriend and the drummer are
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  Speaker 1: co workers, so it was a setup, and my boyfriend
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  Speaker 1: dumped me. It's cool though, Yeah, it's cool though, because
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  Speaker 1: I want the drummer. Do you think I stand a
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  Speaker 1: chance with him now? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get the drummer. That's all you're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: as a Drummer's right, You're gonna get beat and then
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be it. He gonna beat you because that's
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  Speaker 1: what drummers do, and then that's gonna be it. It
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  Speaker 1: was a setup. They was co workers. You got busted.
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  Speaker 1: That's okay. You want to drum anyway, going and go
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  Speaker 1: for the drummer, but you're about to find the trick
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  Speaker 1: dudes is dudes is real tricky. When they're real boys.
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  Speaker 1: You need to get off them. Damn drummers. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if you just have to have a drummer and open
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: up yourself up the piano players horns, dude, Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: kind of crazy. No, you don't stand a chance with him.
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  Speaker 1: Car Lisa and Make in Georgia. I've been married for
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  Speaker 1: a year and I moved into my husband's home after
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  Speaker 1: the wedding. I noticed he had a lot of female
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  Speaker 1: clothing and coats in a basement closet. He told me
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  Speaker 1: they belonged to his ex and she moved out of
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  Speaker 1: state and needed to store a few things temporarily. I
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  Speaker 1: put all of her stuff in a big plastic bin
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  Speaker 1: and I told him I need her address. He said
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  Speaker 1: I can't send them to her because that's rude, and
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  Speaker 1: he promised to keep them for her. I know he
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  Speaker 1: loves me, but should I worry about his loyalty to
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  Speaker 1: his ex? What? Well, it's not no loyalty. It's just
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  Speaker 1: that he's got a little bit mixed up. Because if
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  Speaker 1: he thinks he's been to live in that house in
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  Speaker 1: peace with her clothes, damn basement, he's sadly mistaken. Your
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: job is to give him nothing but pure hell clones
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  Speaker 1: until they go. And I want all the fellows to
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  Speaker 1: know I'm not telling them nothing they ain't gonna do anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't always tell me the wrong thing. No, this is
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  Speaker 1: what they gonna do any damn way. We already knew this.
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  Speaker 1: I applaud her so hard for packing them up and
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  Speaker 1: sending them to her, wanting to do that. Oh yeah, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: she gots to get out of here. Now he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell her he'd keep them. No, pardoner, Uh, I got
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying, But this guys to got to Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I know he loves me, but should I worry about
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  Speaker 1: his loyalty to his death? It's not loyalty to her.
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  Speaker 1: He just g is something as a favor. He thinks
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  Speaker 1: he's being honorable about doing what he said he gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: But it cannot be at the expense of you. No,
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  Speaker 1: mister Pard, he's missing right, that's exactly right, Steve. He said,
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  Speaker 1: I can't his wife, can't send them to her because
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  Speaker 1: that's rude. Okay, well we're about to be rude. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the new man, so and so, and hear your
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  Speaker 1: sugar hunted iced tea, right, And then the husband said
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  Speaker 1: he promised to keep them for her. What you have
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  Speaker 1: at where you got? Yeah, you promise? Yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: This is my house. Now if we can mail which
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  Speaker 1: one you want to do? You want to mail it,
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  Speaker 1: burn it how you want to do. I wouldn't have
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: you look running this. Yeah, baby, what is that in
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  Speaker 1: the fireplace? Cloth? Clothes? They want my clothes? Yeah? All
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: that smoke? Why smell that perfume? In her? Help? Close? Promise.
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  Speaker 1: But this is a red flag though, because he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: see that. You know, this is the red flag. He said,
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  Speaker 1: I can't send them to her because that's rude. And
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  Speaker 1: I promised that's the red flag. Your husband should never
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  Speaker 1: say that to you about another woman. Come on, get
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  Speaker 1: him out of it in the morning. That's the only
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  Speaker 1: promise you need to be. Yeah, yeah, that's not cool,
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  Speaker 1: not cool at all. All right, for some clothes and
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  Speaker 1: bring them in there so you have okay, all right, Junior.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's Jimmy's jacket. I promise I we're keeping Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you can't handle this because that's rude. Now checking now,
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  Speaker 1: who started the fire? Jimmy the coke, get your jacking
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  Speaker 1: for Jimmy. Get Jack. We're with you, Lisa. All right,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you so much. See l O. Great advice.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: As always, you're listening to morning show, Jake, What is
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: this all about? This segment? Now? Better than there's certain
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: things over the holidays when the holidays happened. You can
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: pretty much bet money that some of these things are
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: going time happening. Is that right? I mean somebody's house.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: If somebody's house, all right, might not happen at your house?
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  Speaker 1: One of these. I promise you, one of these. It's
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: gonna happen over the holiday at your house. Okay, let's
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: hear it. Come on, I'm ready, come on. Dinner, dinner
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: will get interrupted at somebody's house because we gotta go
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: get somebody out of jake. Yeah, that's yeah. Can I
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: finish eating? That just made my place? You hear somebody
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: in the house. I accept. Oh my god, where's here's
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: something else? The new boyfriend, somebody's new boyfriend gonna get
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: beat up by the baby because somebody else all happen.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: That's gonna go down. They shouldn't be in the same rule.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: She never leaved me. She never leaves me. He stepped
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: down when she got with you. Here's another a family secret.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: He's gonna get told that ain't your real dad that
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: has creading them should have been told. Here's another. It's
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: gonna happen if somebody's house. Maybe not your, but that
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: will be a fight over the drumstick going down. Oh yeah,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, you know I told you I wanted to leave.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I call that boy even left the house. You know,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: be somebody who ain't working. Grab nobody ain't brought a
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: damn thing. He ain't got no job. One chick gonna
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: show up at the house with the new boyfriend that's
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: doing way better. Got her old boy. Oh yeah, when
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: people walk, this's gonna happening somebody's house. She's gonna show
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: her pregnant again. Yeah, you make she can make him baby.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Every black house, go ahead. Somebody gonna show up dressed
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: like they go into quans apart. Yeah, and we'll be
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: mad when you don't understand. Ain't you hot? He got attitude? Yeah,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: somebody got show up at your house that's been eating
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: meat a whole life, not a vegan. Yeah. Yeah, disgusted
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: with all the dishes. Yeah yeah, yeah, me yes, Turkey
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: in the greens because half of we stopped putting park
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: we upgraded that jets happened. Come on, some of the
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: women gonna have to circle around because he didn't bought
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: the white girl over. Oh and they all gonna have
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: to come to the conclusion. Yeah you might be white,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: he might be white. Fine, And when you get all
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: that romp funnom a fake another fake side, get what
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: you say? Yeah, that ain't real. You know that ain't real.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: She find I guess. I take a guess. It might
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: not happen all those things that your house, but it's
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. It's gonna happen somebody I know. And he's
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: thinking right now, Yeah, I'll tell you something, milk onna happen.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: What somebody Christmas tree gonna catch on fire. Old you
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: herman to change these lights here all on the tree
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: always herman, her hair. Somebody somebody gonna put the wrong
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: gift in the wrong box. You didn't, man, you ever
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: wrapped up something. Man, My drunk as uncle did this.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: He wrapped up his shirt and gave it to my daddy.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: And when my daddy opened the box, my daddy said,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: oh man, this night. Hell no, hold on, I didn't
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: get you the wrong shirts mush shirt, my daddy said,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: We even gave it to me. Now it's down. Yeah,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: happy holiday, ready happen? What somebody tooth gonna fall into food?
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: That's nict y'all? Each slow, each slow, everybody take these
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: teeth out there, AMERICU okay. Things that will definitely happen
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: over the holiday. Somebody gonna knock the dressing on the floor.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: You're listening to morning show? All right, guys, it's time
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: now for another round of would you rather? Uh? Here
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: we go? Would you rather never be able to take
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: a hot shower or never be able to eat fried
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: food again, specifically fried chicken and fried catfish. Oh I never,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I know, I never have fried food again. I can't
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: take a shower hot shower, No hot, y'all. No, who
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: on a cold shower? A lot of people take cold shower.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't they do it? No, no, no,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I'm through it. The Fried chick. I need the shower.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I take too many a day. I need a shower.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: It can't bela we learned yesterday. Your nephew takes three
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: showers a day, y'all. Stop letting him tell y'all that
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: before taking no damn three showers a day. You got stuff.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: He got radio show, he got radio show, he tooled,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: and he got TV show and a game show. We're
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: the hell he got time to take three damn showers
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: a day, y'all be letting him tell y'all this stuff fault?
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: We know he shower. Hold up, hold, let me paint
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: this picture for you. Got a four hour radio show
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: that he do every day. He got TV show, he
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: got game show, he toured, He got kids, he got
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: to go to baseball games with, he got to go
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: to palms and stuff with. He got family time, and
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: he got a white How do he take three showers
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: at head? And he worked show? Letting him tell you
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: that fault? How would you know all that because I
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: got molded, he got they got no time for no
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: damn three showers day. Gotta make this money, man, three
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: damn showers a day. I get hold. Sometimes I fall
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: asleep in my office. Ain't gonna be no damn showers.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Now sitting up in hill, man sitting up you, dressed
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: like my stylist Eli with his little simple ass over
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: over doing it all this and baby in his damn
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: to get your loveing god. Man sitting up in here,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: rubbing all tween your damn toad. Put some all on
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: your foot and let's go here like he takes all
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: this damn shout. Man, you ain't that damn clean. We
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: got the goat, I do, thank you? All right? All right,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: next one, let him tell you that go ahead. Would
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: you rather have the ability to read minds? Or would
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: you rather have the ability to move objects with your mind?
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Moving to my objects? You want to read minds? Or
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: would you want to things with your mind? I know
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: you don't like me all I don't need to read
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: man for that. No, I don't need that. I want
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: to move stuff with my mind. All right. You're walking
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: down the street. That mail box over in front of
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: your ass. You to watch you run it. You're listening
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: to show. It's Christmas time, right, and a lot of
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: people take great pains to find the perfect gift for
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: someone over the holidays because they want to treat their
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: loved ones to something special. But it turns out that
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: a lot of people aren't necessarily thinking that way. In fact,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: many are really just looking for ways to outgift the
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: loved ones in their lives. A new survey finds yeah, right.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: A new survey finds its sixty one percent of Americans
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: see gift giving as a way to out gift their
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: loved ones. Thirty nine percent of people say the person
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: they are competing with see that person as their sibling.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Usually other people, you did it? Other people try to
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: outgift that they try to outgift include friends or significant others.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I can see that. Yeah, So I got to ask you, guys,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: what is the word worst gift you've ever received? And
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: what's the best gift you've ever received? Jay, Oh, the
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: worst gift I ever received was my kids and they
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: got together, all three of them got together and pitched
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: in on this and gave me one pair of lime
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: green sucks. Lime Green just started against a little recognition
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: back in the dash lime just line is just started
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: to come out. It wasn't it was it wasn't with
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: a damn back in it set lime walk around like
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: it bold im the lamb. Yeah what about you, Junior?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. You remember back at school when you
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: just have to trade gifts, you know, by a gift bread. Yeah, yeah,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I ain't got this Michael night night Rider remote control caugh.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: That's the when I got my gifts back. I just
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: had Plato. What is this? And then the little boys
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: said it can do a lot of stuff. He twisted
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: it and just made a little man. I kicked that
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: little man off, is what I want? Yeah, Oh my god,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: about your nephew. Mine is a little similar to Junior
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: because it was at school. It was in grade school.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: I think it's about fifth grade. And I pulled this
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: kid's name and he pulled on my name. So you know,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I hadn't done all my chores. I didn't cut some yards.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I got him the g I Joe with the kung
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Fu grip. I got him a good toy. That's a
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: real toy. Back in the day. Man, let me tell
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: you something. Let me tell you something. He got me
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: a coloring book that his ass had been coloring. Missus
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Johnson's role. You hear me, my mama wa beat the
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: hell out of me that they call that the Mercedes
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: dealership pretty on through the first of all, it's a
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: sorry gift, but you've been coloring in it all right,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: all outside the lines to all outside. Oh God, all right,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: what's the best gift? What's the best gift? Uh? Well,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I can tell you the best gift I gave my
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: mom because I always competed against my sister. Let's see that.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: So the survey is correct. It's true when you my
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: sister gave my mom, she said, I gave us. I said,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: so what did you give Mom? She said, h And
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: this is the first time I ever heard my sister curse.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: She said, I gave MoMA a hundred dollars. I said,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: I gave a floor minel color TV. Let's just said,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: who was a Christian? And don't cuss much at all
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: at all? She said, I'd be damned, said cha, I'd
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: be that's a lot hard he won. Uh, let's see
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: the worst gift I ever got. Um, I don't know.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: I guess it was a microphone when I was little,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: you know, not a little bit younger. But it didn't work.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't get any batteries with it. You know. It
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: was like, I tell you, the worst gift, Yeah, a
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: key chain so bad the relatives gave me. And then
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: and then the worst gift of all was, of course
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: a set of pots. Anyway, anyway, all right, coming up next,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: it is a nephew with a frank phone call. Right
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show Coming up at the
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, subjects roaches are a deal
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: breaker from me. But right now, why man, you need
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: to give me some more water? Do it? And the
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: clown on this one? Oh, I ain't ready hit h
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: you just heard the time you're talking about roaches in
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: the strawberry ladder. Everybody you're standing and y'all go. But first,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: well we gotta go to the prank phone call with
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: the nephew. What you got for his nef? Well, let
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: me see what. Let me dig into the stupid archives
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: and see what I here we go, wedding, what you got? Oh?
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Did you just hear me? Did you hear me? What? Oh?
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: With the w I. Oh my god, did you hear it?
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I say, wait what sweaty sweating in Jamaica? Were sweating
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: in Jamaica. Okay, all right, let's get married. Let's go. Hello. Hello,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Ivan. Please he's not in at
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: the moment. This is Janie. Can I help you? My
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: name is Mark. I'm calling from a travel agency. Oh hey,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: how are you doing? I'm good, I'm good. Um. I
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: actually have some information for him. He just finished paying
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: his last payment. As far as you alls turtling, you
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: guys are getting you guys are getting married, going on
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: a honeymoon. Is that right? Right? Right? Next month? Than? Congratulations? Yes?
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Okay, well, listen, I got your information for you,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to make sure the million address was
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: correct so I could uh mil you guys, flight tickets out,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: as well as a few forms and things like that
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: to you, guys would be pretty much well taken care of. Okay,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: this sounds good. Okay? Are you pre be pretty excited
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: about this? Oh? I'm excited, very excited. I can't tell
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: you okay, good, good, good, Well I'll tell you what
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: in April, I tell you, Jamaica queens is going to
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: be a great place and the snow will have burned
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: off by then, and then it'll be pretty much the
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: summer coming around. You know, snow Jamaica Queens. No, we're
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: going to Ultarios in Jamaica, you know the islands to
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, there's
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: no snow. Okay, hang on hand, hang on um. I've
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: been working with Ivan on this for quite some time.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I actually have you guys book to go to Jamaica Queens. Now,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: there has to be some sort of mistake because, oh,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: you're going to Ulchario. Okay, but that's not what I have.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I have. I have Jamaica Queens. I have New York. Okay. Well,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you you're wrong. I don't know if you
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: pulled up the wrong person. No, right, I'm sorry, Ivan
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: and Janis and you guys are going out the second
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: weekend in April. Is that correct? That's correct? But we're
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: going to Otaria. No, why are you gouts scheduled for
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Jamaica Queens. There's a problem then, because I'm not getting
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: married there. Um. Love New York, but I'm not getting
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: married there. So what do we need to do? I mean,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do at this point. Right now,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I'm instancing. I need you to figure that out because
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I'm getting married next month. And I understand that. I
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: understand that. But I've worked diligently with your Beyonce so
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: to speak, and I got you guys scheduled for Jamaica, Queens.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: I have the hotel's book and somebody. I know it
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: was not Ivan. I know it was not him. I
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: love New York, but that's not where I'm getting married.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: I understand understand what you're saying. Now. Okay, I'm letting
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: you know because you you're raising your voice at me.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I'm letting you know that I haven't had scheduled this
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: and you guys are scheduled to make a Queens. Okay,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: you don't let me know where I'm getting married. We'd
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: written you checks. So I need you to correct the problem,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: and I will continue to raise my boys until you
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: are somebody at your damn wherever you are, corrects the problem.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: We're getting the ultra realreal. Okay, you're not gonna you're
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: not gonna yell at me. I'm gonna try reservations and
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: now you're yelling at me. No I'm not yelling. I'm
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: trying to keep my composure. Now. Okay, we're working with ry.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: We're done. I need to talk to your superior. I'm sorry.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: We spent way too much money. I'm getting married next
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: month and you're coming and telling me that I I
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: need somebody else on the phone. Okay, I need somebody else. Sorry,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: you need tell me where you are because I'm here
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: to come by you. Where where are you to let
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: me a moment. I'm pulling off to see if I
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: can get some flights out to ultra reals. Okay, okay,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I did not believe this last minute. Oh I told
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: him to go. Oh my god, the flights are completely
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: booked that week. I next something. Let's just want to
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: get a private for fifty or sixty thousand dollars, ma'am,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: there's no way I can get you in or out
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: of You paid you dollars. Make it happen. You need
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: to make something happen. Okay, I'm being nice. You don't
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: want to talk to either, so trust me. You need
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: to make something happen. Get back on your little computer,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: call somebody else in the road. You need to be nice.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: When you would tell you you continue to raise your
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: boys at me. Now you're using profanity at me. Y'all
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: is going to Jamaica queens. Listen to me. It was
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: your job to take care of transportation for us to
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: get from the US to Utia, from Ucheria to Mytigo Bay.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: However that's supposed to handle it happened. You were supposed
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: to handle it, and they don't handle it. Your man
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: said you guys were going to Jamaica queens, and that's
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: what I took for now, I said, Jamaica queens. We
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: were very clear, and I know he was very clear.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I'm being very clear right now. If you just listen
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: to me, you have one job. How you screw that out,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I do not know, but I need you to make
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: it happen. You're going to Jamaica, queen. Maybe you are
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: his queen and he's taking you to Jamaica, but that's
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: not how he said it. Listen to simple. I'm not
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: getting married in New York. Do you understand me? Don't
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: mention New York one more time in this conversation. I swear,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: do not mention New York. Why to mention New York
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: when that is the actual ticket I have you scheduled
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: for because you screwed that up and you can already
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: to correct it. Get on the computer and correct it.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Figured it out. Your job is listen to me. Your
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: job is from Ultorels to Montigo Bay. Focus on that.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Work it out, make it offen MA. I'm not gonna
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: sit here and go back and forth with you, okay.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I need you, first of all, to stop yelling at me.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: What the kind of customer service do you keep? A
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: think this is? I asked you earlier in this conversation
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: to get somebody else on the phone if you cannot
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: help me. Now, what I need you to do is
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: figure out how you're gonna get me from Ultra Reels
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: to Montego Bay. And I'm not getting on the boat.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Don't bring up both, don't bring up New York. I
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: need you to work. Don't tell me where I'm going
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: to spend my honeymoon. How gonna spend your honeymoon in Jamaica, Queens,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: New York. Your fiance made a mistake. I'm not gonna
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: play for the mistake, all right, And I don't have
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: a fu put you off. He can't sitthing that gets hot?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Do you hear me? Are you listening to me. I
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: can't work it out. I've already told you there's nothing
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: about Can you get it through your any out of head?
• 50:30
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, get ready. Subject roaches are a deal
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  Speaker 1: breaker for me. Dear Stephen Shirley, I need your help.
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  Speaker 1: I am twenty seven years old and I have lived
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: with my fiance for two years. We bought our first
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: house together and everything was great until recently when my
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: fiance's brother moved in with us temporarily. His brother is
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: going through a divorce and he has lived with everyone
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  Speaker 1: in the family. He's worn out as welcome everywhere, so
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mind him staying with us for a couple
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  Speaker 1: of weeks till he got on his feet. A couple
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  Speaker 1: of weeks have turned into two months, and I want
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  Speaker 1: him out of our house. He is the nastiest man
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  Speaker 1: I have ever seen. Our guest bedroom smells like dirty
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  Speaker 1: clothes and feet when I walked by it. He hasn't
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: watched his clothes since he's been at our house, and
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: he takes showers twice a week. I hate it when
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: he's in the kitchen because he leaves it a mess.
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  Speaker 1: The final straw was last week when I peeked in
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  Speaker 1: his room and saw styrofoam containers by his bed with
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: old molded food and crumbs everywhere. But that's not the
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: worst part. Stephen Shirley. There was a family of baby
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: roaches on the nightstand, just feasting on all of the crumbs.
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  Speaker 1: I shrieked so loudly that my fiance ran in to
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  Speaker 1: check on me. I do not keep a nasty house
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  Speaker 1: and we have never had roaches. I told my fiance
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  Speaker 1: that his brother had to go, and he told me
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  Speaker 1: to calm down because he would handle the situation. I
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  Speaker 1: want this man and his roaches out of my house.
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  Speaker 1: I know that this man doesn't have anywhere else to go.
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  Speaker 1: That's not my problem. My fiance has questioned my family
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  Speaker 1: loyalty and told me it is a deal breaker for marriage.
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  Speaker 1: I was shocked and thought, maybe I need to reconsider
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  Speaker 1: marrying him too, if he thinks it's okay for his
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: family to abuse our new home. Am I being unreasonable?
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Please advise? No, you're not being unreasonable, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: You said we bought our first house together, so it's
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: your house too. And why should you have to put
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  Speaker 1: up with this or his nasty brother if he has
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  Speaker 1: a nerve to question your family loyalty because you don't
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: want to live with roaches. Yes, ma'am, you should absolutely
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: reconsider carrying him. Question him why why is it okay
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  Speaker 1: for him to live with roaches? Now we all know
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  Speaker 1: why his brother is getting a divorce. His wife probably
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: couldn't take it anymore either. U and when when is
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  Speaker 1: your when is your fiance going to say something to
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  Speaker 1: his brother. When is he going to say to him
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  Speaker 1: about leaving? You clearly said in the letter that that
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: your fiance said he was going to handle it. Well
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: when if not now? When if the roaches don't do it?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if the molded food and the containers and
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  Speaker 1: the and the stinky smell coming out of the room
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  Speaker 1: and all of that, if that didn't make him go
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  Speaker 1: handle it, roaches won't make him go handle it. I mean, really, uh,
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: is your fiance okay with roaches? That's what you need
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  Speaker 1: to reconsider because this whole letter U the brother has
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: worn out his welcome with the rest of his family members.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: You were being nice, okay, So so no more, mister
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: nice guy. Now you all need to talk about this.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: It needs to all be out in the open. He
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: needs to find somewhere else to go, and your fiance
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  Speaker 1: needs to handle it. And again, this is your house too,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: so you have every right to speak up. Steve. Well, well, well,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: roaches our deal break up for me. This lady's twenty
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  Speaker 1: seven live with a fiance. Two years they finally bought
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  Speaker 1: their first house together. Everything was going good until your
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: fiance his brother moved in. His brother's going through a
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: divorce and his live with everyone in the family. He's
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: worn out his welcome everywhere, so I didn't mind him
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  Speaker 1: staying with us for a couple of weeks till he
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: got on his feet. Excuse me, let's back up. You
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: don't mind him staying with y'all for a couple of weeks,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: but everybody else he'd wore out his welcome everywhere, so
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: I didn't mind him staying right there. If you don't war,
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  Speaker 1: you're welcome out everywhere. I'm not gonna say I don't
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: mind him staying with us for a couple of weeks
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  Speaker 1: till he got on his feet, because you know what happened.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of weeks to turn into two months, and
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I want him out of our house. This is the
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  Speaker 1: nastiest man I've ever seen. Our guest room smells like
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: dirty clothes and feet when I walked by. See that's
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something about feet. That's a hard
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: smell to walk fast. Feet grab. Let me tell you something.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Here's something their feet grab you. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: Feet funk is actually got hands on it. It grabs you,
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  Speaker 1: It knocks you down, it shakes you to wake you up.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Feet funk actually got hands. I don't matter. Then he's
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  Speaker 1: one out as welcome to our minds. Stand with us.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Two weeks to turn into two months. He's nasty, the
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: bare room smell. He ain't washed it clothes since he's
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: been at our house. He's been that two months. He
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: ain't washing nothing. You ain't seen a piece of larger
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody got two months worth of draws. I'm gonna
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: tell you this right now. Nobody has two months supply
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: or draw. Nobody. You just got sixty pair of drawn.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: No one has two months or draw. You might have
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: two months of savings, you might have two months worth
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: of gas in your car. You might have two months
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: worth for groceries, but you ain't gotten it's two months
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: of drawls. Ain't no damn draw. It's probably with them drawls.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: That's that, ain't feat that's something else you're smelling when
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: you go by. Yeah, all right, Steve, listen up. Part
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  Speaker 1: two of your response coming up in twenty three minutes
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: after the hour, right after this roaches our deal breaker
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  Speaker 1: for me. You're listening, all right? Come on, Steve, let's
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: recap today's strawberry letter. You were just getting into it,
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  Speaker 1: really good too. Subject roaches are a deal breaker from me.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty seven year old lady been in fiance with this
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  Speaker 1: man for two years. They had lived together, they bought
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: their first house. His brother got in trouble going through
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: a divorce. He's lived with everybody in the family. The
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: water is welcome, so I didn't mind him staying with
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: us for a couple of weeks till he got on
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: his feet. Two weeks turned into two months, and you
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: want him out. He is a nastiest man I've ever seen.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: The guest room smells like dirty clothes and feet when
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: I walked by. That's probably something else that ain't just feet.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: He ain't washed clothes since he's been in our house.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: And he takes showers twice a week. As what we're
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: talking about. See that week when you take a shower
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: twice a week. Let me tell you the psychology behind
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: people take showers twice a week. They don't like showers,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: and they try to avoid them until they can't stand
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: They damned self that all the guests. How I have
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: to go on in here? I tried sitting here, but
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: I can't take me no more. So that's the problem.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: He hasn't watched his clothes since he's been there, take
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: showers twice week. I hate him when the kitchen because
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: he leaves a mess. You you're just describing a tratefully person.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Found the straw was when I peeked in his room
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: and I saw style from containers buys bad with old
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: molded food and crumbs everywhere. But here the worst part,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Stephen Sherley, that was a family that I want y'all
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: listen to this line. That was a family. A baby
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: roaches on the night stand, just feasting on all the crumbs. Lady, lady,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: you got to really start thinking about getting out this
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: damn house. When you see baby and roaches in the
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: daytime out and legally snacking on something on a nice stand,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: crawled up the back of a nice stand, went back
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: down there and got his friends and came back. Come on,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: when you start seeing baby roaches, you can't count roaches
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: that's in that house. Once you see baby roaches, you
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: got to set that house on fire. You got the
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Brandes damn house down and try to get an insurance
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: claim and make it look like it was something else.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: You have no idea how many damn roaches is in there,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: roaches and deal breaker. Roaches is a deal breaker for
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: most people. I'd have broke up with people over roaches. Yeah,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: see that happened myself. Then when you saw the rock,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: you screamed so loud your fiance ran in the check
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: on me. I don't keep a nasty house where you
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: do now because you move funking here that he wants to.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Let's just use it for all time. Say, let's just
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: use it the radio name of one of my favorite
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: DJs of all time, Funky lad shout out. But I'm
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: just using Funky Larry as an acronym to use to
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: the man that's in now and you walk past this
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: doing it smell like feet? That ain't feat lady. When
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: a man's showers twice a week and you walked past
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: his room and you smell what you thank his feet?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Let me clear this up for you. Feet has a
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: similar smell to an ass from a distance. Wait wait, wait,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: wait thou say that he has a very similar smell
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: to ass from a distance. Can't you can't tell which
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: they something? You don't know which one is which, Like
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: if somebody old name, but if somebody over that by
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: and you over here by the dough. When you walk
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: by the dough, it has lost its pungency and has
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: taken on the tone of bad feet. As clearly, I
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: want you to understand what that is. Okay, let's just
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: be the lesson from it here. It is. Listen to
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: let me teach it to you. Older of feet has
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: the same smell as as from a distance would see it.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: If you old your butt and you take off your
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: gym shoe, that's been in your foot, been in it
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: for two days. He ain't showered for two days. He
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: took this gym shoe off and has been in there
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: for two days. If you smell it up close, it's
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: just like somebody's but twelve feet away, it's the same thing.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Now the roaches is drawn to that. But and feet
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: to a roach is the equivalent of lemon marangue. What yeah,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: But and feet to a roach is lemon moraine to
• 1:04:53
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• 1:05:10
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• 1:05:18
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• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve introducer, you're your best friend. Let's go,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown just got here. No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: You're going to do better than that. We've been friends
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  Speaker 1: way too low. Put some put some sauce in that.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Put some sauce on my name than some sauceman, Thank
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  Speaker 1: you without further ado, the living myth and legend that
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  Speaker 1: damn Jay Anthony the Brown. Okay, can we just run
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  Speaker 1: that every week because I know I'm not gonna be
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  Speaker 1: able to get you to do you're again. Okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they've marked that and saved that. Okay, because all right
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: here we go. What's in the mind of yours Shuli,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown. It is the holidays. I'm talking to
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: the grandparents. I'm talking to the aunts, the uncles, the aunties,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: the older people who are buying gifts for these kids,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: probably the very first time. Now a lot of us
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: will give cash. That's cool, and a lot of us
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: don't know what to buy. I don't know what to buy,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: but I know what not to buy. I know what
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't try to give a child because they ain't
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: gonna want it. If your ass is wrapping up a
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: yoyo right now, stop what you're doing. Okay, Stop it.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: Don't nobody stop it. Don't nobody want to damn yo yo, Okay,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: nobody wants that. If you went out and purchased or
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: hula hoo with good intentions or hula hoo, they they
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: don't know what the hell it is as soon as
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: you wrap that damn thing up and they don't want it. Okay.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: You can keep all these old ass board games, sorry,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Monopoly operation. Don'ttbody want them damn games. Okay, think about it.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: When the last time your ass played Monopoly, you ain't
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: played long long damn pick give it to the child.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: And here's something very important. Don't make a damn thing.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Don't make anything. If you're knitting, knit one pearl, to
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: knit one pearl, to knit one stop knitting. Don't nobody
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: want them thick ass demmittens. No nobody with that thick
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: ass sweater and that stop running neck and you get
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: a cramp in your damn neck. Don't nobody want that.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Stop knitting, stop right now. Don't bake a damn thing
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: to send those things. Don't hold up in the middle.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: And last for not les, if you're building a dollhouse,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: then stop it. Stop right now. You bid seven hundred
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: pound doll house. It ain't got no floors in it.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: The ceiling is like so high. All you got is
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: stuff down on the bottom, the windows away at the top.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Don't know, child, want that? Stop building? Okay, these are
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: my holiday tips. Don't build a damn Thing's just a
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: dog house. That's what you're building, a damn dog I'm done,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: I'm finished, all right, thank you, Jay, Merry Christmas. You're
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, guys, as promised, the ignorance continues.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: Time now for comedy roulettes. Jay, just set it up
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: just a little bit so well. You know it's the
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: news you have never heard it before. You take four subjects.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: You put the subjects on a spinning wheel, spin it around,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: wed stop at we will do the damn thing all right. Here.
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  Speaker 1: It is things you will hear from people trying to
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: get a zoom. Okay, I like that. That's my mom
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: used to leave sweet potato pie. This is foods people
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: leave for Santa Claus. Oh all right. And the last
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: the last one is something and else might complain about something,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: and elf might complain about all right, I like it
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: all right, spote spot time it's been the wheel something
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: zoo yah, my mom said, potato pie. Oh it's okay.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: It's didn't stop on that one. It stopped on something
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: and else might complain about it. All right, come on
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: you right away, look at Santa can let you look
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: at it. We need new uniforms now. All the other
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: companies are going straight T shirts and pants. We got
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: on vest we these these little show has pants. Man,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: these hats. Why can't we go straight to T shirts
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: and pants? That's what we need to do. Ain't on
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: the T shirt and pants. That's what they opened. Complain
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: about something something that else might complained about. Hey, hey,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: tell them rain that it ain't that damn special. Hey listen,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: let's something else might complain about. Listen, sound these tarlets
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: is way too high. I can't pay up there. I can't.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't get it up there. I can't. Okay,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: so you're slipping file. It's because, yeah, you gotta bring
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: us one down here. We need a lower coming and
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: roulette something and elf might complain about it. I don't
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: know how to tell you. Somebody should tell you way
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: before I got here, But these damn wooden toys were
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: still making. Ain't nobody ain't ain't really, they really ain't
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: good something something that elf might complain about it. Look here, Robert,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: the whole time we've been here, missus Claus don't do
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: a damn thing. Have you noticed that she's the delegator
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: hating el Hey, you know what something that elf might
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  Speaker 1: standards big night. Yeah, hey, you know what, we never
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, would you rather never be able to
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  Speaker 1: take a hot shower? Or never be able to eat
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  Speaker 1: fried food again? Specifically fried chicken and fried catfish. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I never, I know, I never have fried food again.
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  Speaker 1: I can't take a shower, hot shower, no hot show.
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  Speaker 1: Who on a cold shower? A lot of people take
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  Speaker 1: cold showers. I don't know, I don't, but they do it. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm through it the fried I need the shower. I
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  Speaker 1: take too many a day. I need a shower. It
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  Speaker 1: damn three showers a day. You got stuff to He
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  Speaker 1: hell he got time? Take three damn showers a day,
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  Speaker 1: y'all letting him tell y'all this stuff. Fault? Dude? Hold up,
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  Speaker 1: he take three showers a day? And he worked shall
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  Speaker 1: letting him tell you that fault. And how would you
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  Speaker 1: know all that? Because I got molded, he got they
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  Speaker 1: got no time for no damn three showers a day.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta make this money, man, three damn showers of day.
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  Speaker 1: I get hold. Sometimes I fall asleep in my office.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna be no damn showers. Naw rich sitting up
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  Speaker 1: We got to go due, Thank you? All right? All right,
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  Speaker 1: next one, let him tell you that. Go ahead. But
• 1:17:58
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• 1:18:06
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  Speaker 1: It's time Steve for your clothing. All right, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: I got something I want to shield with you. I
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  Speaker 1: think what happens to a lot of people, it has
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  Speaker 1: happened to me in my life, and so that's how
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  Speaker 1: I know how effective it is. One of the major
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  Speaker 1: contributors to failure. One of the major causes of a
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  Speaker 1: person's inability to all to propel themselves into the life
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  Speaker 1: that God has for them is because they keep hanging
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  Speaker 1: on to their past. That's a very very dangerous thing
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  Speaker 1: to do to do. You know. Now, we have a
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  Speaker 1: lot of things in this world that tries to make
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: us hold on to it like it's noticeable. You know,
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  Speaker 1: don't forget where you from, you know, uh, keep it real,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know, just just just items of that nature.
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  Speaker 1: But I want you to what I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 1: you to understand is once you move past something, it
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  Speaker 1: is in your best interests to let it go. You
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  Speaker 1: have to let it go because when you hang on
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  Speaker 1: to things of the past, it impedes your progress. If
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  Speaker 1: something go. You cannot be as fast as you can
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  Speaker 1: be with a bunch of deadweight hanging on to you.
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  Speaker 1: You have got to let it go. Here's the situation.
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  Speaker 1: So many people spend so much time in the past
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  Speaker 1: that they don't have the proper balance to plan, anticipate,
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  Speaker 1: and build the hopes and visions and dreams for their future.
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  Speaker 1: Stay out of the pass. It's nothing back there that
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  Speaker 1: you can do anything about, nothing about it at all.
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  Speaker 1: There's not a single decision you can make that can
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  Speaker 1: change yesterday. There's not a moment of worry that you
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  Speaker 1: can have that can change what happened last week, when
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  Speaker 1: you were a baby, when you were a little girl,
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  Speaker 1: when you got laid off, when you got fired, when
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  Speaker 1: your relationship ended, when you had the baby. Nothing you
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  Speaker 1: can do today can have one order of an effect
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  Speaker 1: on your pass. So why are we spending so much
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  Speaker 1: time there when we clearly have a future to get to?
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  Speaker 1: Let it go? Stay out of the pass. Backwards makes
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  Speaker 1: it real hard to go forward. If you put your
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  Speaker 1: car in reverse, I am telling you you're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: one heck of a time to get that car to
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  Speaker 1: go forward. I don't care what you do. And now,
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  Speaker 1: what you can try to do is you can throw
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  Speaker 1: your car reverse and turn it around and try to
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  Speaker 1: go backwards in the direction that your car was supposed
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  Speaker 1: to go. But ain't that hard to drive backwards at
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  Speaker 1: full speed? It's hard to back up. Going at a
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  Speaker 1: decent speed backwards makes it really hard to go forward.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all constantly reviewing things, don't leave a lot of time
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: for planning. You know, have you ever been to an
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  Speaker 1: office meeting? And I ain't been to one? And O god,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: I can't remember when. But he used to kill me. Man.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: I had this job and this dude worked at an
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  Speaker 1: insurance company and every three days he wanted to come
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: into the middle of the room and go, hey, listen,
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  Speaker 1: we want to review a few things. I never understood
• 1:23:55
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• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: these policies. But this guy was so dead set on reviews, reviews, reviews, reviews, reviews,
• 1:24:07
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  Speaker 1: just I go, Man, I just sit thak o man.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to do let this go, but he wanted
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  Speaker 1: to hear himself, and he wanted to make sure that
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  Speaker 1: he was protecting us from the mistakes of the past
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  Speaker 1: by reviewing them all the time. He didn't realize, but
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: half the time he was ingraining past behavior into people's
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  Speaker 1: subconscious And I was thinking about that today. I said, Man,
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: could that be what happens to a lot of people
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: that you ingrained so much of your previous behavior in
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  Speaker 1: your life because you meditate on the past so much,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: and now it's ingrained in your behavior, and you don't
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  Speaker 1: even give yourself a chance to become a new you,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: don't give yourself a chance to think like a new you.
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  Speaker 1: You got to let it go. Stay out of the pass, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Let it go. It's hard to go backwards. It's hard.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: Backwards makes it really really hard to go forward. Give
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  Speaker 1: yourself a shot. Stay out of the pass. Ask God
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: to help you accomplish your dreams and your visions. Set
• 1:25:11
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• 1:25:14
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