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Gen-Z Social Media, Current World Surprise, steveharveyfm.com, Comedy Roulette and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all all at all, So.
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  Speaker 4: Don't given a.
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  Speaker 5: Black busz.
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  Speaker 4: Steve listening to show.
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  Speaker 5: I want to joy? Yeah, joy, They have the same.
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  Speaker 6: You know you.
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  Speaker 7: Love.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta turn to turn the mouth. Turn You probably
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  Speaker 4: got to turn the mouth, turn out the.
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  Speaker 5: Water of the money up.
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  Speaker 4: Look, come.
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  Speaker 8: Come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. You all listen to the voice. Come on,
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  Speaker 2: dig me now, one.
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  Speaker 8: And only Steve Harvey got a radio show. I thank
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  Speaker 8: God for it every day. I try to remember that too,
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  Speaker 8: you know. I try to remember to be grateful. I
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  Speaker 8: think gratitude is one of the things that helps keep
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  Speaker 8: me grounded. You can go as far as you want
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  Speaker 8: in life. If you don't mind who gets the credit. Well,
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  Speaker 8: that applies to God too, don't it. I mean, you know, really,
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  Speaker 8: if you don't mind who gets the credit. I'm surrounded
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  Speaker 8: by very competent people. I'm surrounded by a lot of
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  Speaker 8: people who work hard on their jobs on their career,
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  Speaker 8: who are dedicated employees and also just dedicated to their
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  Speaker 8: families and you know, dedicated to their own set of aspirations.
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  Speaker 8: I don't expect anybody to work for me forever. I
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  Speaker 8: always look at my jobortunities as stepping stones because I
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  Speaker 8: want everyone around me really to aspire to be more.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, that's really the way I am. I'm not
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  Speaker 8: any other way. I'm not trying to hold you to
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  Speaker 8: this position. You know, tell you there's no room for
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  Speaker 8: growth any of that. But even though I'm surrounded by
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  Speaker 8: these people, I'm grateful that God placed them in my path,
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  Speaker 8: in my life. But in my mind, in my spirit,
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  Speaker 8: in everything in me, the credit still belongs to God.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sorry, the credit still belongs to God. See if
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  Speaker 8: you would, just for a moment, stop thinking about yourself,
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  Speaker 8: just for a moment. I know that's hard, but just
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  Speaker 8: for a moment, stop thinking about yourself and realize that
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  Speaker 8: maybe you are who you are because God is who
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  Speaker 8: he is. Maybe that's the case. Have you ever considered that?
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  Speaker 8: That's the strongest possibility I can give to you? You know,
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  Speaker 8: how do you think you the one that made it through?
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  Speaker 8: How you think you the one after all of the
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  Speaker 8: ignorant decisions we have made? And oh my goodness, let's
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  Speaker 8: all be honest. Ain't we made some crazy decisions? I'm
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  Speaker 8: talking about, man, I have made decisions so adverse to
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  Speaker 8: my destiny and career, my promises.
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  Speaker 2: I've made some decisions.
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  Speaker 8: Man, knowingly you hear me knowingly do something wrong, and
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  Speaker 8: in spite of all that, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Still here standing.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, come on now, really, really, all the dirt you'd done,
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  Speaker 8: done everybody done dirt, all the mistakes you've made, you
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  Speaker 8: in the position you in today because of what? Because
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  Speaker 8: you all that? Because you work harder than anybody else. Look,
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  Speaker 8: I work hard, I'll be I'll tell you in a minute.
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  Speaker 9: I work hard.
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  Speaker 8: But I don't think I'm the hardest working person out there.
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  Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure somebody done work way harder than I have.
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  Speaker 8: So okay, so you work hard? Okay, cool, I got
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  Speaker 8: all that. But man, what about his grace and his mercy?
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  Speaker 8: What about his favor? How many times, man you done
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  Speaker 8: relied on that, even when you ain't know you was
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  Speaker 8: relying on it? How many times man God done shown
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  Speaker 8: you mercy? You ain't even deserve it? Do you know
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  Speaker 8: how many things I've done wrong? I just ain't get
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  Speaker 8: caught at it?
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  Speaker 2: You know. Let me see how simple I can be here?
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  Speaker 8: You speed, you jwall, You lie to police when you
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  Speaker 8: get pulled over that you wasn't speed, and you go
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  Speaker 8: to court and argue you wasn't speed when you was,
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  Speaker 8: You make U turns. I'm just doing traffic violations. Now,
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  Speaker 8: let's get off traffic for a second. Let's get on
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  Speaker 8: human violations. You talk about people when you're not supposed to.
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  Speaker 8: You indulge yourself in gossip even when you don't really.
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  Speaker 2: Have all the facts.
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  Speaker 8: You pass judgment, You lust for people that don't belong
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  Speaker 8: to you. You say things to people that you're not
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  Speaker 8: supposed to say. So look, all of us, we all,
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  Speaker 8: we're all guilty.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 8: See I'm not saying you do all of that, but
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  Speaker 8: I'm saying I'm pretty sure I hit you somewhere in there,
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  Speaker 8: just somewhere in there. You done lied before, you know,
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  Speaker 8: you lied recently. I mean, come on, And I'm just
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  Speaker 8: saying so with all that in mind, See, I'm just
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  Speaker 8: looking at the little things that we do that we
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  Speaker 8: don't get busted for. Not to mention the chips you
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  Speaker 8: stole when you was a kid and nobody caught you. Well,
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  Speaker 8: that elevated, didn't it. And some of y'all just didn't
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  Speaker 8: stop stealing. And next thing. You know, you was in
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  Speaker 8: a car. Now you're sitting somewhere you don't want to
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  Speaker 8: be sitting because of a decision you made. But through
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  Speaker 8: his grace and mercy, couldn't it have been worse?
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  Speaker 2: Though?
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  Speaker 8: Without his grace and mercy, could not it have been worse.
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  Speaker 8: I know two dudes that got caught in the garage
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  Speaker 8: one time trying to break in somebody's house, and the
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  Speaker 8: person in the house they broke into just happened to
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  Speaker 8: have a gun and held them in the garage, caught
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  Speaker 8: them and held them to the garage to the police car.
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  Speaker 8: That's Grace and Mercy right there, because they had all
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  Speaker 8: full right to shoot these two people, but they didn't.
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  Speaker 8: They're Grace and Mercy. See, all of us have benefited
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  Speaker 8: from his grace and mercy.
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  Speaker 2: All of us have.
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  Speaker 8: Done a wrong, committed a sin, broken a law, and somehow,
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  Speaker 8: through his grace and mercy, got by, doing drugs, buying drugs,
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  Speaker 8: slanging drugs, doing something, got by, jumped on some for
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  Speaker 8: no reason, got by, you know.
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  Speaker 2: So see how you figure with all that.
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  Speaker 8: That can go on in your life? And then hold on,
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  Speaker 8: let me throw a couple more at you. You can't
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  Speaker 8: wake yourself up in the morning, mister big shot, you
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  Speaker 8: don't have the ability to control the breaths that you take. Really,
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  Speaker 8: mister big shot, really, let's get real basic with it now.
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  Speaker 2: You can't wake yourself up in the morning.
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  Speaker 8: That's favor, that's grace, that's mercy, that's Him allowing you
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  Speaker 8: to wake up just hoping we get it right. You know,
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  Speaker 8: God spared me through all the dirt I was doing
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  Speaker 8: just hoping. One day, man, can you just straighten up
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  Speaker 8: a little bit? When I finally straightened up? And I'm
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  Speaker 8: gonna just say it, straightened up a little bit. See,
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  Speaker 8: I ain't straightened up all the way. Say I ain't
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  Speaker 8: gonna sit here and tell you that I just straightened
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  Speaker 8: up a little bit blessing me. So the more blessings
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  Speaker 8: I gotta start going. Man, maybe I'll try straighten up
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  Speaker 8: a little bit more. So I straightened up a little
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  Speaker 8: bit more. I still got a long way to go,
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  Speaker 8: but I'm straighter than I was now. When people judging me,
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  Speaker 8: and as they will, and they do, because that ain't right,
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  Speaker 8: but they do, and I ain't walking just the way
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  Speaker 8: they walk, then here come to criticism. I get it
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  Speaker 8: all the time. Stop wanting credit all the time, and
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  Speaker 8: give out some credit where credit is due instead of
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  Speaker 8: having somebody patting you on your back all the time.
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  Speaker 8: Why don't you tell God kill people it was really
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  Speaker 8: was God, man that you don't really know how you
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  Speaker 8: made it? That really man, you have no explanation for
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  Speaker 8: your success, or you have no explanation why you still
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  Speaker 8: exist in today. Why don't you tell somebody it was
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  Speaker 8: God today. Don't be ashamed. It's the truth, ain't it.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, really, man, Let's give God some credit here.
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  Speaker 8: Give God the credit and the glory and the honor.
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  Speaker 8: And like that plaque said, you can go as far
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  Speaker 8: as you want in life if you don't mind who
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  Speaker 8: gets the credit.
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  Speaker 10: All right, you're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen. It is here the beginning of a
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  Speaker 8: new day. God has been good. You should recognize that.
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  Speaker 8: If you have awakened on the wrong side of the bed,
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  Speaker 8: immediately make a list, get your iPhone, take out your
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  Speaker 8: note section, get a pen or paper, do whatever you
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  Speaker 8: want to do, or just.
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  Speaker 2: Stop and close your eyes.
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  Speaker 8: I want you to list fifteen things that you're thankful for,
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  Speaker 8: and you have it. As soon as you do that,
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  Speaker 8: you will be now up on the right side of
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  Speaker 8: the bed. Joy and depression cannot reside in the same place.
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  Speaker 8: Get grateful, Get joyous, get your mind right. This is
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  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Tip for the day, Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 8: Shirley Strawberry and Vasachi.
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  Speaker 2: All damn day.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you Steve. Grateful to be here, Grateful for that tip.
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  Speaker 11: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 2: In moneymal green color for.
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  Speaker 3: Real, Good morning, Happy Friday, Steve and the.
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  Speaker 12: Crew in poetry black, good morning, unc morning family, Glad
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  Speaker 12: to be here.
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  Speaker 8: In old ass cano capt fashion, Jan Anthony.
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  Speaker 5: Brown a hobby watch out there.
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  Speaker 8: Now and in a black baseball hat that was formerly
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  Speaker 8: from his childhood, which was a white dunce hat, but
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  Speaker 8: we turned it into a baseball hat to make him
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  Speaker 8: feel better. Ladies and gentlemen, Nephew Tommy, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Sir, it's moaning time.
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  Speaker 9: Also, you all.
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  Speaker 8: Don't ever hear her voice, but one of the oldest
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  Speaker 8: voices in all of radio in the background since the
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  Speaker 8: O'Dell's niece, Ladies and gentlemen, Mississippi Monica in black and
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  Speaker 8: her hair back, thrown.
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  Speaker 11: A great deal yes, throwing out yes, what.
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  Speaker 2: Got Action's baby hair around? Her edges them.
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  Speaker 7: Bang.
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  Speaker 13: You know, do you know you can buy baby hair
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  Speaker 13: stickers now to put on your hand.
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  Speaker 11: If you don't have a.
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  Speaker 9: Serious Yeah, I'm serious.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, you can buy that baby hair to get something,
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  Speaker 14: all to get something.
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  Speaker 2: Just had that. Let's start right now, going through something.
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  Speaker 9: You say something? Yeah, say something.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm just have edges, y'all. Don't look for
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  Speaker 2: Steve going through something. Baby.
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  Speaker 9: Nobody say nothing, he's going through something.
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  Speaker 8: Somebody did a computer drawing of me and took my
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  Speaker 8: mustache off. I've had it off before, said, yeah, it's so,
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  Speaker 8: it's interesting. I don't know what would make me do that.
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  Speaker 8: I can't think of nothing. How much would they have
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  Speaker 8: to pay me to shave my much? Oh yeah, how
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  Speaker 8: much would you? How much would you take?
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  Speaker 9: How much?
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  Speaker 2: How much? Make me offer? Give me give him money?
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  Speaker 11: Oh so there is a price.
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, well it's in
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  Speaker 8: the flow at fifty a matter.
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  Speaker 2: Of fact, for fifty, I just cut half of it off.
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  Speaker 15: Ahead coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 15: we'll hear from the nephew.
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  Speaker 11: Is he runs that prank back right out?
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  Speaker 15: Well, you're listening morning show, It is time now for
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  Speaker 15: the nephew to run that prank back what you got
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  Speaker 15: for his nef.
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  Speaker 16: Rediped A lot of y'all need to be redipped down
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  Speaker 16: there at the tricks.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go kept up.
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  Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to beat.
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  Speaker 17: H it's bast to Henry.
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  Speaker 7: How you doing? You's to have a greater New Hope Baptist? Right?
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  Speaker 17: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, yes I am.
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  Speaker 7: My name is Patrick. My name is Patrick Davis. Uh
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  Speaker 7: uh doing there? How you doing? Sir? I went there
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  Speaker 7: to your church about them about two and a half
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  Speaker 7: years ago. I went there and got yeah, we got
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  Speaker 7: our kids baptized there. So are you coming back to
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  Speaker 7: it or are you?
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  Speaker 17: Uh uh?
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  Speaker 18: What's your current church?
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  Speaker 7: Hold? Well, we liven't been in a minute, you know.
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  Speaker 7: For you you you baptized my son and my daughter.
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  Speaker 7: Uh kareem? All right? You baptized them. I don't. I
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  Speaker 7: don't think you. I mean, I'm sure you do a
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  Speaker 7: lot of people.
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  Speaker 17: But yeah, I was about to say I do a lot.
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  Speaker 17: I can't really pin point in name like that. You
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  Speaker 17: said it was about a couple of years.
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  Speaker 7: Ago, three years between two and between two and three
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  Speaker 7: years ago. You you baptized my little girl and my son.
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  Speaker 17: Okay, blessed on that. I'm glad I was able to
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  Speaker 17: do that service for you. I was wondering how get
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  Speaker 17: my number? Usually any things like this usually get handled
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  Speaker 17: with the church, you know, one of my deacons or
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  Speaker 17: my secretary. But uh uh did you call the church
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  Speaker 17: and they gave you my number?
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  Speaker 7: This this guy at the church, let me see. His
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  Speaker 7: name is Oh Dobbs, Dobbs brother, brother Dobbs, brother.
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  Speaker 17: Brother Dobs gave you my phone number, my information, Brother Dobbs.
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  Speaker 7: I got this from brother Dobbs that you I could
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  Speaker 7: reach you. Now you know him right, he's one of
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  Speaker 7: your deacons.
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  Speaker 17: Brother, He's that's a good man right there. I know
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  Speaker 17: the many years.
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  Speaker 7: Okay him, I rooting for wanting to talk to you directly. Okay,
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  Speaker 7: Like I said, you baptized my little girl Tailoring and
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  Speaker 7: my son Kareem. What are baptizing is supposed to be
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  Speaker 7: you cleansing them and you watching them? Brad. Okay, here's
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  Speaker 7: my problem here, my problem. You baptized my kids. But
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  Speaker 7: it ain't nothing saying they grave still bad. They still
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  Speaker 7: didn't cobeating it. I don't see where your dad the days.
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  Speaker 7: But if you if I don't see what your baptide
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  Speaker 7: has done anything all the time, and I don't know
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  Speaker 7: that I spent when I was down. I want that.
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  Speaker 17: Money back now. Okay, now you concuse me. I'm not
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  Speaker 17: sure if I think you know we need to stop
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  Speaker 17: this madness right now because you're talking about your money back. Baptized.
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  Speaker 17: I'm more alike with baptized your kids. I've been at
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  Speaker 17: this church person for many years, so I won't doubt
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  Speaker 17: that I'm probably the past that you're looking for. But
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  Speaker 17: I just don't understand what you're trying to get at
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  Speaker 17: here about the baptism that.
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  Speaker 7: I'm saying you're supposed to when when people get baptized,
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  Speaker 7: it's supposed to change them.
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  Speaker 17: Cleansing.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, I see, yes, clean them, but my kids, let
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  Speaker 7: me let me ask you.
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  Speaker 17: I'm just trying to brother, I'm just just trying to
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  Speaker 17: get to the bottom of this. You know what I mean,
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  Speaker 17: because when we get on the band, how you got
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  Speaker 17: my numbers?
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  Speaker 7: The bottom of it is your your baptizing ain't doing nothing.
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  Speaker 7: My kids will still graves bad, they still discover boll.
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  Speaker 7: Yo said, why they haven't become to church?
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  Speaker 17: You said you're not going to any congregation. Maybe you
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  Speaker 17: guys need to come on back to church, sit in
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  Speaker 17: or some sermons. You know, I even work with your
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  Speaker 17: one on one. But I can't. I can't do nothing
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  Speaker 17: about the grades in school. I mean, and and and
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  Speaker 17: and overall that starts when you.
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  Speaker 7: When you have back that damn. I should see a
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  Speaker 7: change in them, and I don't see a change. But
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  Speaker 7: all the time I was going to your church, I'm
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  Speaker 7: paying for these tithes. Well then I'm not getting any
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  Speaker 7: Hey man, at the end of the day's path here,
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  Speaker 7: I want my money back. That's what That's what we
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  Speaker 7: have at the end that.
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  Speaker 17: Brother David, that's not how it worked. Brother, you understand,
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  Speaker 17: I'm not I'm not trying to raise my.
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  Speaker 7: Voice at you.
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  Speaker 19: But you, you all over you, all over the place.
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  Speaker 17: You want money back.
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  Speaker 7: I understand.
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  Speaker 17: What can I do for you.
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  Speaker 7: I can tell you now what you can do. My kids,
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  Speaker 7: I don't got them baptized over there with you. All
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  Speaker 7: that time I go on your church, I'm paying me time.
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  Speaker 7: I'm paying time, paying ane time, and I get my
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  Speaker 7: kids baptized. And but the hides gonna have.
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  Speaker 17: Nothing to do with the baptism.
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  Speaker 7: The times had something to do with all this time.
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  Speaker 7: I spit over there and I'm not taking anything in return. Brother,
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  Speaker 7: that's what you're calling all in the world.
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  Speaker 20: Am I gonna figure out how much cards you need?
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  Speaker 7: I know? Ever think about that?
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  Speaker 17: I know exactly No, no, no, no, you call him
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  Speaker 17: home with this nonsense.
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  Speaker 20: You're not even a member of my congregation, and I
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  Speaker 20: just don't like it.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe who you think you were ready to? Your boy said,
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  Speaker 7: just because you're gonna show you're a man of the tribal,
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  Speaker 7: don't mean that that's because I'm a manrai of God.
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  Speaker 18: Don't mean I can't cut your own You understand that, Brother.
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  Speaker 17: If it's something you need to deal with, you need
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  Speaker 17: to talk to people at the church.
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  Speaker 7: Why if I need to talk to brother dog when
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  Speaker 7: I'm talking to that, I do not need to the
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  Speaker 7: problem right now. You're a problem. I'm a problem. I
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  Speaker 7: just had a bunch of tide money and I won't
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  Speaker 7: I know exactly how much I spent over there, and
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  Speaker 7: I want my money back.
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  Speaker 17: Brother, about that?
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  Speaker 20: That's what I care about?
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  Speaker 17: Your tide.
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  Speaker 20: So I said, your tide want me to spell it out? Oh, well,
• 19:16
  Speaker 20: I bet they know how to spell it.
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: Okay, be crying about.
• 19:19
  Speaker 17: No damn behavior issues with your kids?
• 19:21
  Speaker 20: God, you baptized. That's question you need to be asking.
• 19:24
  Speaker 20: Is you living your life?
• 19:25
  Speaker 17: Think the five?
• 19:26
  Speaker 19: Huh?
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: You know what? You know what?
• 19:29
  Speaker 17: Brothers, I didn't got out beside myself, and I am sorry.
• 19:32
  Speaker 7: Brother.
• 19:33
  Speaker 17: I should not be using file language. I think what's
• 19:36
  Speaker 17: going on? We need to We need to get you
• 19:38
  Speaker 17: and your children, your wife come on down the service
• 19:40
  Speaker 17: on Sunday. I will sit with you as long as
• 19:42
  Speaker 17: I can. I truly, I truly think counseling and talk
• 19:45
  Speaker 17: is the only way out of it. We should not
• 19:48
  Speaker 17: be fighting on this phone now. Once again, I hope
• 19:53
  Speaker 17: you accept my apology for my language.
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: Can I ask you go ahead?
• 19:58
  Speaker 17: Son?
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: I can hear you, okay. Brother Dobbs tells me that
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: you and him altogether all together some mornings having called
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: for you and Brother Dobbs.
• 20:07
  Speaker 17: Every morning that I'm not they either function or doing
• 20:12
  Speaker 17: something for the building, nitenance with the church. Yet he
• 20:14
  Speaker 17: definitely he's a good brother. Like I told you, I
• 20:16
  Speaker 17: know him for many years.
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: Right, y'all be listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:21
  Speaker 17: Yeah, it's always on the radio. What's so fun?
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: This is a nephew timy Man from the Steve Harvey
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: Morning Show. Brother Dobbs just got me to break phone call.
• 20:30
  Speaker 20: You know, Brother dobbsnew about this.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: He wont gave me your number.
• 20:39
  Speaker 17: I'm too scared to cuss another word out of my character.
• 20:42
  Speaker 17: I didn't think I didn't did enough for a lifetop
• 20:44
  Speaker 17: of that.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: That's it, I'm done.
• 20:49
  Speaker 15: Coming up next, it is asked the c l O
• 20:51
  Speaker 15: Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building right after this,
• 20:55
  Speaker 15: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time
• 20:59
  Speaker 15: now to ask the CLO. He is here, Steve Harvey,
• 21:03
  Speaker 15: our Chief Love Officer. This one is from Tangala in
• 21:07
  Speaker 15: the Bay Area.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Tangla writes, I'm a thirty five.
• 21:10
  Speaker 15: Year old mother of five daughters, and I desperately need
• 21:14
  Speaker 15: to get away. I've gone above and beyond the call
• 21:16
  Speaker 15: of duty as a mother. I need a week or
• 21:19
  Speaker 15: even a weekend.
• 21:20
  Speaker 11: To myself.
• 21:21
  Speaker 15: My husband travels for work, so he gets quiet time away.
• 21:25
  Speaker 15: My sister is stationed in Hawaii and I want to
• 21:28
  Speaker 15: go visit her, but my husband told me he can't
• 21:31
  Speaker 15: take care, he can't handle.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: The girls by himself.
• 21:34
  Speaker 15: Instead, he suggested we all go to Hawaii as a family.
• 21:39
  Speaker 15: Would I be wrong to plan my trip and leave
• 21:41
  Speaker 15: him home along with our daughter?
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: You need a break, You need a break.
• 21:46
  Speaker 8: Look, everybody needs me time, and planning a trip to
• 21:50
  Speaker 8: Hawaii with your family is just taking the girls with you.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: The guy has to understand now he's sending a bit
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: to me.
• 21:56
  Speaker 8: He can't handle them by hisself, but he leaves them
• 21:58
  Speaker 8: there with you by yourself because he gets some me
• 22:01
  Speaker 8: time when you go out on the road traveling all
• 22:04
  Speaker 8: like he go to bed and get to watch what
• 22:05
  Speaker 8: he won't lay all around. They don't come on guy,
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: in all families, he has to allow you some time
• 22:11
  Speaker 8: to yourself.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Everybody needs me time.
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: Being a mother is hard, man, and the dude has
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: to understand that it's being a mother is harder than
• 22:24
  Speaker 8: fatherhood actually, because hell, they got to give birth to
• 22:28
  Speaker 8: these children. I mean, look, come on them, so that
• 22:32
  Speaker 8: tag we're sorry they got us topped. So, yes, you
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: need me time and you need to just go. And
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: he needs to understand that he'll figure it out.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I can't. I can't you. I bet you well what
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: you're gonna do? Right?
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, But telling her daughters I'm going to Hawaii and
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: they can't go. They probably crazy about the face, you
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: know how.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Seventies.
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: I mean, well, get to looking crazy because I'm out
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: because I'm sitting up here with y'all looking crazy. She
• 23:00
  Speaker 8: spread crazy round.
• 23:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah, everybody gets him crazy?
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 23:05
  Speaker 11: All right?
• 23:05
  Speaker 15: Schuler and Augusta says, I'm a fifty seven year old
• 23:08
  Speaker 15: man and I'm renting a house to a woman that
• 23:10
  Speaker 15: I used to date. Lately, I've been sleeping with her
• 23:13
  Speaker 15: twenty eight year old daughter, and we've kept it on
• 23:15
  Speaker 15: the download because I don't need the drama. The woman
• 23:19
  Speaker 15: has been ill and she can't pay her rent. Her
• 23:22
  Speaker 15: daughter told me if I don't stop pressuring them for
• 23:25
  Speaker 15: the rent, she's going to tell her mom about us.
• 23:27
  Speaker 15: This will kill my reputation in town. But I need
• 23:31
  Speaker 15: the money. What can I do?
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: See old pimp Shoela. Let me explain her to you.
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: God, Oh, you can't play the game, be the pimp
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: and the player, and don't expect to get played or pimped.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: It's the game you created.
• 23:48
  Speaker 8: You can't be the player and the pimp in the
• 23:50
  Speaker 8: game and then don't expect the game to turn around
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: play and pimp you. Now, you screwing this woman's daughter
• 23:56
  Speaker 8: on the down low, so you thought, but you preshing
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: them for money. Now let me let me ask some
• 24:02
  Speaker 8: so how you gonna play the young girl for some
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: for some sex. But now when it comes to some
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: allocation on the rent, you don't want to give her nothing.
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: So now you just she's brustaus have to sex you
• 24:15
  Speaker 8: and you don't chipy in nothing on the rent her mama.
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: Not only are you messing over her, you used to
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: mess with her and she's ill. Can you let some
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: of the dog in you like a grown man? Or
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: you just gonna be dogs your whole life. It's just
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: about you, Shuler, Shuler. Now, I don't know what this
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: young girl thinks that she's gonna accomplish by telling her
• 24:38
  Speaker 8: mother about y'all, because that's just gonna break her heart.
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: She already sick. Yeah, so that's a stupid thing for
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: her to initiate you with. But your dumb mans is
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: talking about it to ruin your reputation in town.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: With me, dog, it's all about you.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're sleeping.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: With your former girlfriends daughter on the low.
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: You won't give them a break on rick because you
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: need the money, but you need the sex. From the
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: twenty eight year old. But you need your reputation intact.
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: Look like they're gonna be staying there for free will
• 25:13
  Speaker 8: for me?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on as being show.
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: It ain't free Pardner, all right.
• 25:26
  Speaker 15: My husband died in January, and I offered to let
• 25:29
  Speaker 15: his brother and his wife move in with me because
• 25:32
  Speaker 15: I needed a company and I have plenty of room.
• 25:34
  Speaker 15: His brother and I love to watch old movies, and
• 25:37
  Speaker 15: we stay up late together in the living room watching movies,
• 25:40
  Speaker 15: reminiscing and making love while his wife is sleeping. It
• 25:48
  Speaker 15: helped me deal with the loss of my husband, and
• 25:50
  Speaker 15: I don't want it to end. Should I tell him
• 25:53
  Speaker 15: I'm falling for him or not?
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: They just very clean.
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: Sleeping with his brother has helped you deal with his death,
• 26:07
  Speaker 8: That's what she said, because I guess.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: It's like he ain't gone. No more.
• 26:13
  Speaker 11: Imagines him.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: So I'm trying to and now his wife in the
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: other room sleep. How does she say she was she is?
• 26:27
  Speaker 11: She didn't say Steve. She didn't. Oh yeah, she didn't say.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, y'all watching old movies.
• 26:34
  Speaker 9: Uh huh, car Washed.
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: Well if you know who he is, you know, I mean,
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: how old y'all? Gladiator?
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Oh? I was talking to some people set today.
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: They were talking about Gladiator horse Dad.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: What the hell you mean?
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: She told me when Gladier came out I was four,
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: that's possible.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So look, lady, we can't help you.
• 27:07
  Speaker 8: I mean, if that's how you decided to get over
• 27:09
  Speaker 8: the death of your husband in January, is bout may
• 27:13
  Speaker 8: to start sleeping with his brother.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: I don't really know what to say to you.
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: Well, then they all gonna be in there with now,
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: they're all gonna be in there making the damn moving in.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what is going on?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: We can see later.
• 27:34
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's bound to happen.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you, lady. Sorry, good loans.
• 27:41
  Speaker 15: Don't tell him she's falling for him or not. That's
• 27:44
  Speaker 15: that's the only thing she wants to Yeah.
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, hell yeah, go on and tell him
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: then't tell your brother in law that you're falling for him.
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: And asked him to go ask him going there and
• 27:57
  Speaker 8: tell his wife how she feel about it, And y'all
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: make some coffee and talk it over.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: While your pictures.
• 28:06
  Speaker 9: On the wall.
• 28:07
  Speaker 10: You're listening hard Morning show.
• 28:12
  Speaker 15: All right, Sometimes we all find ourselves in a conversation. Okay,
• 28:17
  Speaker 15: be a political, scientific, educational, financial, even hip hop pop
• 28:21
  Speaker 15: culture based conversations where we just have no clue, I
• 28:26
  Speaker 15: mean clueless to what the person is talking about.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, so so guess.
• 28:31
  Speaker 9: What sure to do with sports? Busted?
• 28:36
  Speaker 15: So do you guys chime in and ask people to
• 28:39
  Speaker 15: get you up to speed or do you just.
• 28:42
  Speaker 11: Not in agreement?
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Like you know, you know, like I actually get in
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: the conversations.
• 28:46
  Speaker 11: I wanted to start with you.
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: Yes, thence like bring up a subject cause you know,
• 28:53
  Speaker 8: I ain't got nothing now I don't know nothing about it.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Engineering making a bridge, oh man?
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: You know, and my father man used to work constructing.
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: You know, I used to work on bridge. We used
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: to have had the cracks in the bridge, so I
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: knew all about the structural design of a bridge, what
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: called the fracture spaces in it.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: And I just did like that.
• 29:14
  Speaker 15: Yeah, did you or your father go to engineering school?
• 29:17
  Speaker 15: I mean take engineering?
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: And I never did.
• 29:20
  Speaker 15: Did he have a construction company or no?
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: No?
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: No, no, Now we work for this company, Frank buddy,
• 29:27
  Speaker 8: Frank buddy contract.
• 29:28
  Speaker 11: Have you ever driven over a bridge here?
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 29:31
  Speaker 8: I been a lot of That's how we knew how
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: they cracked, you know, structural engineering position is what we
• 29:36
  Speaker 8: would take hold was the uprooted problem that diverted the
• 29:39
  Speaker 8: situation into a cracking.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: At first, he.
• 29:42
  Speaker 9: Sound good what he's talking about.
• 29:45
  Speaker 11: There's like a board game like them.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, go ahead, car.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: I was ask him, so, how would you what would
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: you recommend to update a bridge? Well, I think up
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: is a very bridge.
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: The Golden brid bridge has been needn update and repairing.
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: You have been several earthquakes, has we waking the foundation.
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: But I think what we're gonna have to do is
• 30:07
  Speaker 8: we're gonna have to do a section out of time.
• 30:09
  Speaker 8: I think we're gonna have to break that bridge and half.
• 30:11
  Speaker 8: So we had just one way traffic going one way,
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: and then once you get the one one lane blocked off,
• 30:16
  Speaker 8: and then you can do the restructural work on the
• 30:18
  Speaker 8: other sides, and then you reinforce it up under with
• 30:21
  Speaker 8: welding beams and now to join them back together, and
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: that way they'll fix that whole thing.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: You mentioned earthquakes.
• 30:29
  Speaker 15: I was wondering, you know, we're out here in La
• 30:32
  Speaker 15: what do you know a lot of seismatologists have been
• 30:34
  Speaker 15: on the news lately saying there is a possibility that
• 30:37
  Speaker 15: there could be an earthquake coming up soon?
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: You agree with that?
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Four point seven?
• 30:42
  Speaker 11: Four point seven?
• 30:44
  Speaker 21: What are you basing that on?
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because last was four point six?
• 30:49
  Speaker 15: Predict Are you a seismatologist by any chance or you
• 30:54
  Speaker 15: had you know anybody that is?
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: No, I'm I'm a quake atologist.
• 30:57
  Speaker 21: After so far, so good?
• 31:09
  Speaker 13: Yeah, anything just anything I couldn't I can get right
• 31:14
  Speaker 13: with it.
• 31:14
  Speaker 8: In houses, houses you know a lot about how Yeah,
• 31:18
  Speaker 8: I grew up in the housing projects.
• 31:23
  Speaker 15: I'm meant seismologists, seismatologists.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: That's why I said, you said, because I knew you
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: didn't know what you.
• 31:32
  Speaker 16: Go ahead tell me you know you know anything about
• 31:35
  Speaker 16: design and airplanes are absolutely?
• 31:38
  Speaker 15: Absolutely, you mean like the engines and stuff are inside,
• 31:41
  Speaker 15: which that core Well let's go be Yeah.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 31:47
  Speaker 8: Rose Royce is number one engine manufacturer of jet planes
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: in the world right.
• 31:52
  Speaker 11: Now, now that I believe that's from you, that I believe.
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: Rose Ross is number one jet manufactured engine parts and
• 32:00
  Speaker 8: oldest in the world today. And so whatever I'm picking
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: out a plane always goes rows right.
• 32:06
  Speaker 15: Okay, what's the best feat to get up with altitude?
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: Well, you want to fly at least thirty three thousands,
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: But if you in the whole war substantial plane you
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: can get up to forty nine thousand, which then at
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: that point you can see the curvature of the Earth.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I cannot argue this.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I guess you're up there in heaven on my.
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: Afe forty nine thousand feet and a G five. You
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: can see the curvature of the Earth ahead.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Wow, the planet.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: So you can see that the world is round.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: No, and that's a fact, it really is.
• 32:43
  Speaker 15: I can't argue with you because I have no idea
• 32:45
  Speaker 15: A thousand altitude.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thirty will need anything.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: What do you think about these people speaking of that
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: thing you're talking about the world and the earth and planet?
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: What do you think about these people that are now
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: saying that Earth is flat? They're coming out saying that.
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: Oh they saying that because they ain't never been up
• 33:02
  Speaker 8: for nine thousand. I see all they've been on the delta.
• 33:08
  Speaker 8: Don't do for nine thou you got to get on
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: something else here. What I'm talking about most people talking
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: about the world is flat because just sheer ignorance.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if the world is flat, how come China over there?
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: We gotta be able to see chinaf it with flat
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I like.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Or you can drive over there to it.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, what do you see?
• 33:33
  Speaker 8: If the world was flat, you wouldn't have to worry
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: about it wouldn't have to be no time zone change
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: because it's gonna get half the world would be light.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: At the same time, dropping knowledge.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: I think because it's tilted in his own sphere and
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: it rotates, you don't never get that quarter of the
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: world is always different.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: From the other three four.
• 33:52
  Speaker 11: But I do like daylight savings time though.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: And keep it. Well, they're not gonna do that anymore.
• 33:58
  Speaker 8: They're gonna cut that out because farm ain't what it
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: used to be in the United States and America. They
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: don't do daylight saving nowhere else but over here.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Let's review. So you know about bridges and everything about them?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, times out?
• 34:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and I just get with anybody real quick anything
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: come health.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Global warming, global warming, it's happening. I don't even damn
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: what is happening.
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: And it ain't got nothing to do with the cold
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: weather like his stupid ass things. Nothing at all. Global
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: warming is real. It's melting the glaciers at an uncommonly
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: rapid paced, thus producing more weather. Change is globally, because
• 34:38
  Speaker 8: the moisture is not conversation is forming in a cloud
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: formation and giving us the radic weather in places that
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: we would normally have it. Thus, global warming is real,
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: and the glaciers are decreasing at point seven inches per
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: seven inches every six months.
• 34:56
  Speaker 15: You're listening Morning show, it is time to out? Or
• 35:00
  Speaker 15: would you rather let's play around, let's get into it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 15: Would you rather sing everything you speak? Or would you
• 35:07
  Speaker 15: rather dance every time you walk?
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Saying everything else?
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: We know that's what you want.
• 35:15
  Speaker 9: I'm not sure to be that happy as black.
• 35:17
  Speaker 22: Person dance and every time you walk, so sing something.
• 35:24
  Speaker 9: Steve, ask me a question.
• 35:27
  Speaker 15: Tell, okay, what time is our meeting today? Our conference
• 35:31
  Speaker 15: call meeting.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: The time of the meeting will be.
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: Somewhere about a quarter to three.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: I want you call the Tommy.
• 35:44
  Speaker 8: I won't Junior counn Mississippi Monica. I want everybody boom zoom,
• 35:54
  Speaker 8: get plenty of route, see you a phone call three
• 36:02
  Speaker 8: hours after noon.
• 36:07
  Speaker 11: He sings everything. I just be loan.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right. So here's another one.
• 36:16
  Speaker 15: Would you rather have Christmas twice a year or would
• 36:19
  Speaker 15: you rather have your birthday twice a year?
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Christ Birthday Christmas?
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: You rather have your birthday twice?
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Hell yeah? Why not Christmas? I thought you made money.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: I got to spill on Marthy.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: Christmas already got.
• 36:37
  Speaker 8: Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, damn anniversary, her birthday?
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Hell no, We've gona do Christmas twice.
• 36:44
  Speaker 23: Yeah, okay, perspective okay, coins yeah, okay.
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 36:53
  Speaker 15: Would you rather be the commissioner of the NFL or
• 36:57
  Speaker 15: be the general manager of your favorite NFL team? Would
• 37:02
  Speaker 15: you rather be the commissioner of the NFL? Would you
• 37:05
  Speaker 15: rather be the general manager of your favorite NFL sports team?
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Which one general manager ain't doing nothing?
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: I need to be out front and be the commission
• 37:14
  Speaker 8: and the check wave. Bet I'll tell you right now,
• 37:17
  Speaker 8: DeShawn Watson would be playing for the Browns.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Right now, he would be.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: What playing for the Browns?
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: No criminal charges? We have none to do here.
• 37:29
  Speaker 11: Either, So the commissioner could he's out front? Okay?
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Absolutely?
• 37:36
  Speaker 12: What about your junior for the commission He wouldn't be
• 37:40
  Speaker 12: in Cleveland if I was the commissioner.
• 37:41
  Speaker 8: Okay, well, good thing, you're the last, ain't the commissioner?
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Thank you guys.
• 37:53
  Speaker 15: That is today's roundup. Would you rather you're listening.
• 37:57
  Speaker 10: Morning show.
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  Speaker 4: Steve.
• 38:00
  Speaker 15: Here's the question from Steve Harvey FM. All right, it says,
• 38:04
  Speaker 15: have you ever thought the wrong thing at the wrong moment? Now?
• 38:08
  Speaker 15: This email is from d He says, Hey, guys, a
• 38:12
  Speaker 15: comedy booker who I deal with has a new secretary.
• 38:17
  Speaker 15: The new secretary doesn't love me as much as the
• 38:19
  Speaker 15: old secretary. Subsequently, I get less booked less often. The
• 38:24
  Speaker 15: new secretary's brother just died, and I thought, sure would
• 38:27
  Speaker 15: be nice if the old secretary would come back for
• 38:30
  Speaker 15: a few weeks and I will get some bookings.
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  Speaker 11: Now I feel bad.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Savor Tommy, When was the last time you thought the
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: wrong thing at the wrong moment?
• 38:40
  Speaker 8: When was the last time you ever thought something wrong
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: at the wrong moment?
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Too many times?
• 38:52
  Speaker 8: I'm trying to clean it up, but go yeah, okay,
• 38:56
  Speaker 8: Well let me ask you all this here. You ever
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: been in church pray yes m hm at offering and
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: then she walked by doing offering, and you pray the
• 39:12
  Speaker 8: guys she walked by yes, even after she had dropped
• 39:19
  Speaker 8: her money in you still locked yes all the way,
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: and you lose your place in the prayer man who
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: are in heaven high in the world, in your name?
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Did you make this right?
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: Here?
• 39:40
  Speaker 8: Bo?
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Look at all that kingdom, Paul, look at.
• 39:44
  Speaker 8: Him, Man, your will be done all over this earth,
• 39:49
  Speaker 8: all up and down.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: You know you ever done that?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: It was just as good up.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: It was my.
• 39:57
  Speaker 12: Relative in the casket, and she was in there supposed
• 40:01
  Speaker 12: to save for the family.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I forgot who the hell was laying.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Up there.
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  Speaker 5: At the funeral at telling that almost.
• 40:10
  Speaker 23: Says her first day.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: Once Charon had walked up there, I.
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: Forgot who the hell we was here fu the law.
• 40:18
  Speaker 23: That dress was tight, praise him.
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  Speaker 5: I need to give a damn who it was.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: But she was there, my lord, all right.
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  Speaker 16: I had never seen somebody fall, super fine woman fall
• 40:33
  Speaker 16: in dress blow way up over her.
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  Speaker 9: Hey something.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: I just sat there and thought about the wrong thing, yeah.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: At the wrong yeah time, and is everything and.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Thought about really getting wrong thing at the wrong time
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: it was.
• 40:50
  Speaker 8: Have you ever been praying and asked God to give
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: somebody a.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Stroke right there?
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: And see so you go up there and kissl.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 9: Stroke.
• 41:02
  Speaker 8: I asked him to actually shut down somebody whole left side.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: You want you want to.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Do the mountain out?
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Hey, let me tell you something. Hey, this is true.
• 41:15
  Speaker 8: I left a basketball game after high school one time,
• 41:19
  Speaker 8: and the guy robbed me coming out of Bennes's corner.
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: That was the first time I asked the Lord. I
• 41:25
  Speaker 8: asked God to strike somebody, did it?
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: I had nine dollars, so they took nine dollars change.
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: I thought that would be a good time to ask
• 41:38
  Speaker 8: the Lord to do something for me, just as of
• 41:41
  Speaker 8: course he did, and he.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Ran off with the nine.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Again.
• 41:49
  Speaker 11: I'm so glad you're a changed man. Glad I'm saying, have.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: You ever thought the wrong thing?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: The wrong turns the question?
• 42:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Question?
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, what same thing? I didn't been?
• 42:09
  Speaker 16: I didn't been naked and ran out into the living
• 42:11
  Speaker 16: room and didn't know nobody was in there and asked,
• 42:14
  Speaker 16: could they just.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Be blind right now? Please just be could not see
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: all this? I had a six crisis.
• 42:21
  Speaker 9: Ask the nurse that came in the room.
• 42:24
  Speaker 23: I asked, the Lord, could you please please let her stayuse.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: My gown.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: Too much?
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: My gown? I asked? Did she have to case?
• 42:39
  Speaker 10: You work here at night?
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: I thought that wrong time?
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I've actually unplugged myself.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: All right, well, all right.
• 42:47
  Speaker 15: Coming up next, nephew, tell me more ignorance with today's
• 42:50
  Speaker 15: prank phone call.
• 42:51
  Speaker 11: That's right after this.
• 42:52
  Speaker 15: You're listening Hard Morning Show coming up at the top
• 42:57
  Speaker 15: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strong,
• 43:00
  Speaker 15: very letter for today. The subject is my children are inconvenient.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, that is the subject. Everybody on the show. Its
• 43:10
  Speaker 11: kids from the.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Listen, we are tuning in.
• 43:15
  Speaker 15: All right, we'll get into it. And just a bit
• 43:18
  Speaker 15: right now, the nephew is here. You hear him with
• 43:20
  Speaker 15: today's prank phone call. What you got for its nap?
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: All right? Now, this is a serious prank. Okay, everybody,
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: this is not funny. Serious prank is This one right here?
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Is serious?
• 43:33
  Speaker 9: Can you breastfeed my baby? Okay?
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: That's serious stuff right there.
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  Speaker 9: All right.
• 43:40
  Speaker 16: When a man needs help and he's reaching out, you know,
• 43:45
  Speaker 16: come on now, reach back.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: I'm really scared.
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  Speaker 2: Can you breastfeed my baby? Let's go get out.
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  Speaker 19: Hello hello, ma uh yeah, hey hey man, uh heymen
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  Speaker 19: this this this this uh and uh uh this who
• 44:08
  Speaker 19: this man? Uh yeah it gave me your phone number.
• 44:12
  Speaker 19: I know you don't numb me, but gave me your number.
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  Speaker 18: Who he's talking about on the south side?
• 44:19
  Speaker 19: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: From the south side. He uh he gave me your number. Man,
• 44:24
  Speaker 7: I'm going through some things. I thought you might be
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: to help me out.
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  Speaker 19: Man, because uh, well, see to my girl.
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: And I don't know, man, I think just in left,
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: you know, and uh here left me here with the kids,
• 44:40
  Speaker 7: you know, and I trying to I don't think coming back.
• 44:46
  Speaker 18: My man, My man, I feel for you.
• 44:48
  Speaker 19: But but why why why are you.
• 44:50
  Speaker 18: Telling me this?
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: See?
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  Speaker 7: Uh see, man, I haven't got these kids by myself.
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: You know. My little boy he three, but my little
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: girl man, she just she's just two months old. Man,
• 45:04
  Speaker 7: you know.
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  Speaker 19: And I'm the.
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: Reason why I got your number because I think you
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: might get to help me because.
• 45:11
  Speaker 19: I I'm just going through this.
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: It's just it's just hard right now.
• 45:16
  Speaker 18: Brother, dog, how many help you? Dog? I got kids
• 45:21
  Speaker 18: of my own. Dog? How man help you?
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: Well?
• 45:24
  Speaker 19: See that that's what I'm saying. Now, ain't you ain't
• 45:27
  Speaker 19: you married to to me?
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: My wife?
• 45:33
  Speaker 17: How you know?
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: My wife?
• 45:34
  Speaker 18: Dog, she knows what I'm saying.
• 45:36
  Speaker 19: I mean I kind of know y'all through see y'all
• 45:40
  Speaker 19: before through him and uh but sit here the deal man.
• 45:44
  Speaker 19: Like like I said, I got my kids, man, my
• 45:47
  Speaker 19: my my little boy three, but my little girl ain't
• 45:49
  Speaker 19: but two months.
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 45:51
  Speaker 19: How many kids y'all got?
• 45:53
  Speaker 18: Man? We got three kids, Man, I got a ten
• 45:56
  Speaker 18: year old, eight yo old and a six month old.
• 45:59
  Speaker 18: I'm trying to out. I really don't know what you
• 46:01
  Speaker 18: asking asking me.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
• 46:02
  Speaker 18: I got my own family. I gotta take care of
• 46:04
  Speaker 18: you asking me for help? I mean, what is it
• 46:08
  Speaker 18: you need? Man?
• 46:09
  Speaker 7: And what I'm trying to do with this year.
• 46:12
  Speaker 18: I'm trying to get my little my little girl taking
• 46:15
  Speaker 18: care of man.
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: Like IM said, then ran off man and done left.
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: But I don't think.
• 46:24
  Speaker 19: I don't think coming back.
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: I don't think she's coming back. But I need some help.
• 46:36
  Speaker 7: I need some help from from from your wife.
• 46:40
  Speaker 18: I need her to come by the house today.
• 46:43
  Speaker 7: Can she do you think?
• 46:44
  Speaker 18: What do you need come at your house for? Because
• 46:48
  Speaker 18: the baby, the baby, the baby needs some milk. Man.
• 46:54
  Speaker 18: We got a couple of cans, and we got a
• 46:55
  Speaker 18: couple of cans and so farmul or something in here
• 46:57
  Speaker 18: we can drop off to you. Man, But ain't coming
• 47:00
  Speaker 18: to your house. Dog, I you moretan happy to have
• 47:05
  Speaker 18: these You have these cans, but I can't be having
• 47:07
  Speaker 18: my wife at your house. Dog got all kids.
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: I understand that, But the baby needs to milk. That's
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: what I need. I need to come.
• 47:16
  Speaker 18: By and see the baby.
• 47:18
  Speaker 17: Dog.
• 47:19
  Speaker 18: I just told you to come by drop off a
• 47:21
  Speaker 18: couple of cans and milks. But I mean, I don't
• 47:23
  Speaker 18: even know you like that, player. I ain't about to
• 47:25
  Speaker 18: just have my wife come into your damn houses. I
• 47:27
  Speaker 18: don't know you, but.
• 47:30
  Speaker 7: I need her to come by and see the baby.
• 47:32
  Speaker 18: Man, dog, what a hell you can't see your baby?
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: Well, come by.
• 47:42
  Speaker 7: The baby.
• 47:43
  Speaker 17: What you want to?
• 47:45
  Speaker 18: Want to come out of your house and do what
• 47:47
  Speaker 18: I want.
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: The baby?
• 47:51
  Speaker 18: I told you you lost your mind. I don't know
• 47:56
  Speaker 18: you to be talking about my wife come to your house.
• 47:58
  Speaker 18: Breasting your day baby? Had effect?
• 48:01
  Speaker 7: You?
• 48:02
  Speaker 18: Get my number? Who the hell is anyway? I don't
• 48:04
  Speaker 18: stop thinking about I don't know no right say?
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: Dog?
• 48:07
  Speaker 18: Don't call me with this dog? Is you talking about
• 48:10
  Speaker 18: breasting your baby?
• 48:12
  Speaker 7: Why would you do this now? Why would you? Why
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: would you that the baby? Why would you come between
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: the baby yourself?
• 48:19
  Speaker 19: Why are you doing that?
• 48:20
  Speaker 13: Dog?
• 48:21
  Speaker 18: I'll tell you what, dog, Bring your baby over here,
• 48:23
  Speaker 18: you and the baby, come over here. Bring your baby
• 48:26
  Speaker 18: baby over here. And when and when you get here,
• 48:29
  Speaker 18: as soon as you pull out it, I'm gonna knock
• 48:32
  Speaker 18: your teeth down your throat. Now, come on over, we're
• 48:34
  Speaker 18: gonna be here. You're gonna be all day.
• 48:36
  Speaker 19: Don't don't do don't let you go and stop come
• 48:41
  Speaker 19: between the baby's help.
• 48:42
  Speaker 18: I'm just trying to god, how you're gonna call me
• 48:45
  Speaker 18: talking about my wife breast steed your baby. I'll sip
• 48:50
  Speaker 18: you know what? Hold on? Hold on?
• 48:52
  Speaker 17: Hold on?
• 48:52
  Speaker 18: Hold on what?
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: Hold on?
• 48:57
  Speaker 20: Hold on?
• 49:01
  Speaker 19: What's up?
• 49:02
  Speaker 15: Baby?
• 49:03
  Speaker 18: You know and her husband? You don't know them. My
• 49:09
  Speaker 18: wife don't know you, and I don't know you. Eating change?
• 49:13
  Speaker 7: Do you know a name?
• 49:16
  Speaker 18: Supposedly he live on the south Side, He know us,
• 49:20
  Speaker 18: you don't know him eating? Hold on? I don't know you.
• 49:25
  Speaker 18: I don't know.
• 49:27
  Speaker 10: What this is.
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: On another line, talking about his wife left him with
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: these two kids. He wants you to come to his
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: crib if breastfeed his baby.
• 49:42
  Speaker 18: Baby baby, don trip I got this. I'm gonna hollh
• 49:44
  Speaker 18: let you in a minute, don't we don't dog, We
• 49:48
  Speaker 18: don't know who did you calling me? Fudress?
• 49:54
  Speaker 7: More things I want to say to you.
• 49:58
  Speaker 18: Better be saying your address, That's what you better be saying.
• 50:02
  Speaker 7: Less times from the morning show.
• 50:06
  Speaker 19: You just got.
• 50:08
  Speaker 18: My ain't this up hit this bottom.
• 50:16
  Speaker 19: Uh you know, man?
• 50:20
  Speaker 18: Come on dog then? Uh Tommy, dog dog, you about
• 50:25
  Speaker 18: to get your whipped Tommy whoever somebody's getting there.
• 50:31
  Speaker 7: Whipped me a you gotta tell me what ill the
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: baddest radio show in the lanth Steve Harvey Morning Show?
• 50:46
  Speaker 7: You did?
• 50:46
  Speaker 18: He? Uh?
• 50:49
  Speaker 7: Man, y'all got me?
• 50:53
  Speaker 21: You know what?
• 50:54
  Speaker 9: All the man won't it with some breast milk?
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying for a baby?
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a baby audacity?
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: But where's the village?
• 51:09
  Speaker 11: I have.
• 51:11
  Speaker 16: No word All this breast milk in the village I
• 51:14
  Speaker 16: can't remember.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Says the person that does not make breast milk at all?
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: You right now.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Press village and I can't get no help.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: Stupid.
• 51:31
  Speaker 16: The nephew is coming to what as Father's Day weekend.
• 51:34
  Speaker 16: Y'all do not want to miss it. It is the
• 51:36
  Speaker 16: Nephew Tommy's house party, comedy jam. Matter of fact, all
• 51:39
  Speaker 16: my frat brothers in Dallas, Texas, y'all come out and
• 51:43
  Speaker 16: hang out with you.
• 51:43
  Speaker 7: Boy.
• 51:44
  Speaker 16: Let's just have a straight up Kappa Alpha PSI night
• 51:47
  Speaker 16: for Father's Day weekend. That would be June fifteenth, Saturday
• 51:50
  Speaker 16: Night at the Majestic Kickers on sale right now I
• 51:53
  Speaker 16: got Tony Robbers, I got Dominique, and I got straight
• 51:56
  Speaker 16: ignorance of nephew Tommy. All night long, we're gonna have
• 51:59
  Speaker 16: some fun. It's a party with some comedy all wrapped
• 52:02
  Speaker 16: up in the one. You don't want to miss that
• 52:03
  Speaker 16: you don't want I think stupid to another level.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: I really do you do?
• 52:07
  Speaker 11: I bleed it, Yes you do.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we beleeve it all right.
• 52:11
  Speaker 15: Coming up next Strawberry Letter. My children are inconvenient is
• 52:14
  Speaker 15: the subject. We'll get into that right after this.
• 52:17
  Speaker 10: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 52:21
  Speaker 15: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
• 52:24
  Speaker 15: advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more. Please
• 52:28
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• 52:31
  Speaker 15: and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
• 52:35
  Speaker 15: letter live on the air, just like we're going to
• 52:37
  Speaker 15: read this one right here, right now.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: You never know.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: It could be yours could be could be. Buckle up
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: and hold on tight you We got it for you.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: Here.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: It is the Strawberry Letter.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Thanking nephew.
• 52:47
  Speaker 15: My children are inconvenient is the subject. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 52:53
  Speaker 15: I'm fifty one years old. I'm a married woman, and
• 52:56
  Speaker 15: I've been with my husband for seven years. We met
• 52:59
  Speaker 15: at a concert while picking up our daughters, who were
• 53:02
  Speaker 15: both sixteen at the time. He and I started talking
• 53:05
  Speaker 15: about how we shouldn't have let our daughters go u chaperone.
• 53:09
  Speaker 15: My daughter and her friends came out first, and he
• 53:12
  Speaker 15: got my number before I walked away. We instantly clicked,
• 53:16
  Speaker 15: and he proposed a year. A year after a year
• 53:19
  Speaker 15: of dating, our daughters didn't know each other, so they
• 53:22
  Speaker 15: demanded separate bedrooms as we struggled to blend our families
• 53:26
  Speaker 15: after marriage. Right now, we live with two twenty three
• 53:30
  Speaker 15: year old women, and he has a son that is nineteen,
• 53:33
  Speaker 15: and he comes and goes as he pleases. When he
• 53:35
  Speaker 15: breaks up with this girl, he's back on our couch
• 53:38
  Speaker 15: for a few weeks. All of our bedrooms, all of
• 53:41
  Speaker 15: our closets, and two storage rooms have been taken over
• 53:45
  Speaker 15: by grown children. My husband and I are a decent couple,
• 53:49
  Speaker 15: and my man works hard, and so do I. We
• 53:52
  Speaker 15: brought our children up in the church and we made
• 53:55
  Speaker 15: sure they went to college. All three of them dropped out.
• 53:58
  Speaker 15: Our girls smoke, and I'm sure our son does too,
• 54:02
  Speaker 15: but he's just better at hiding it. The girls smoke
• 54:05
  Speaker 15: in our backyard, and the neighbors used to complain, but
• 54:08
  Speaker 15: now they just accept it like we do. I talk
• 54:12
  Speaker 15: to my husband about us selling our house and downsizing
• 54:15
  Speaker 15: to a condo so these freeloaders won't have any space.
• 54:18
  Speaker 15: But he's got a soft spot for these grown, lazy women.
• 54:22
  Speaker 15: I want to redo our kitchen and den, but I
• 54:24
  Speaker 15: refuse to make our home nicer until the freeloaders leave.
• 54:28
  Speaker 15: I don't feel bad for them because they're a major
• 54:31
  Speaker 15: inconvenience At this point, they have no way to take
• 54:34
  Speaker 15: care of themselves if we put them out. What can
• 54:37
  Speaker 15: we do to get these grown ups out of here? Wow,
• 54:41
  Speaker 15: this is a really sad letter. Smoking weed in the
• 54:45
  Speaker 15: backyard not working. This has got to stop right now. Okay,
• 54:51
  Speaker 15: and downsizing to a nice condo sounds really nice.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: And I got to ask whereas their mother. She probably doesn't.
• 54:59
  Speaker 15: Let them take advance of her space like you guys,
• 55:02
  Speaker 15: You and your husband have to present some sort of
• 55:04
  Speaker 15: united front. I know you said your husband has a
• 55:06
  Speaker 15: soft spot, but you all got to get this together
• 55:09
  Speaker 15: so you can talk to these entitle, spoiled kids. You
• 55:12
  Speaker 15: got to let them know things are about to change
• 55:14
  Speaker 15: the free rides over. You got to set a deadline
• 55:17
  Speaker 15: for them to get it together and get out. They
• 55:20
  Speaker 15: need jobs, they need apartments so they can get out
• 55:23
  Speaker 15: as soon as possible. They should start looking now, You
• 55:26
  Speaker 15: as parents are enabling them. That's what you're doing. These
• 55:31
  Speaker 15: kids have no incentive to get out. They have free meals,
• 55:35
  Speaker 15: free room and board. They can smoke weed whenever they
• 55:38
  Speaker 15: want to. You guys don't say anything. I mean, what's
• 55:40
  Speaker 15: their incentive to lead? I mean, the sun does have
• 55:44
  Speaker 15: a place to live, so you definitely shouldn't be letting
• 55:47
  Speaker 15: him come and go as he pleases.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I know you love your kids.
• 55:52
  Speaker 15: We all love our kids, but there does come a
• 55:54
  Speaker 15: time when we have to let go so they can
• 55:56
  Speaker 15: spread their wings and get started on their own path,
• 55:59
  Speaker 15: on their own journey. They'll figure it out. They will
• 56:02
  Speaker 15: figure it out as we all did, and they'll thank
• 56:06
  Speaker 15: you later. All right, But you got to tell them
• 56:08
  Speaker 15: to get out now. Step that deadline and stick to it.
• 56:11
  Speaker 15: You and your husband together as a couple, Steve.
• 56:16
  Speaker 8: All of us on this show that have adult children
• 56:19
  Speaker 8: know what this letter is about. MM and we're sick
• 56:22
  Speaker 8: of this type of letter.
• 56:24
  Speaker 24: Yeah, we feel for you. We understand you. We empathize
• 56:29
  Speaker 24: with you. But at the same time, I've had to
• 56:33
  Speaker 24: do some things. Now let me tell you something. It
• 56:35
  Speaker 24: ain't all these because I'm all through this letter. I
• 56:37
  Speaker 24: had blended family. All this here, so you know, here
• 56:40
  Speaker 24: we go. Y'all met at a rap concert. Both y'all
• 56:44
  Speaker 24: sixteen year old daughters was at the concert. Y'all met
• 56:46
  Speaker 24: waiting on them to come outside. Your daughters came out
• 56:49
  Speaker 24: first with her friends. You all clicked. He asked for
• 56:53
  Speaker 24: your number before you walked away. A year later, you
• 56:55
  Speaker 24: all were married.
• 56:57
  Speaker 8: Your daughters, who are both sixteen, didn't really know each other,
• 57:00
  Speaker 8: so they demanded separate bedrooms. As we struggle to blend
• 57:04
  Speaker 8: our families after marriage.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: Blending the family's not easy.
• 57:08
  Speaker 8: Especially the older they get, the more opinionated they are,
• 57:11
  Speaker 8: and they have personalities, and they not necessarily would have
• 57:14
  Speaker 8: been friends. They just became family. The thing with family
• 57:19
  Speaker 8: is you don't get to pick your family. You do
• 57:21
  Speaker 8: get to pick your friends. So when you throw them
• 57:24
  Speaker 8: into this situation, it is going to be some difficulties.
• 57:28
  Speaker 8: Right now, after seven years, you live with two twenty
• 57:32
  Speaker 8: three year old women, and yeah, as a son is nineteen,
• 57:36
  Speaker 8: come and go as he pleases, he break up with
• 57:38
  Speaker 8: his girlfriend.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: He's back on our couch for a few weeks.
• 57:41
  Speaker 8: All of our bedrooms, all of our clauses two stories
• 57:43
  Speaker 8: rooms have been taking up our grown children. My husband
• 57:46
  Speaker 8: and I have a decent couple, and my man works hard,
• 57:49
  Speaker 8: and so do I. It's just so much going wrong
• 57:52
  Speaker 8: in this letter. First of all, they've been at y'all's
• 57:55
  Speaker 8: house way too long. Now I'm off of you a
• 57:58
  Speaker 8: solution when we come back. But let me say this.
• 58:01
  Speaker 8: We brought our children up into church. Okay, so much
• 58:04
  Speaker 8: for that, So much for that. I don't even know
• 58:08
  Speaker 8: why you put that in there. I don't know, I
• 58:10
  Speaker 8: don't know. I don't know if that was.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: Supposed to change something.
• 58:12
  Speaker 8: Because you bought them up in the church, you can
• 58:15
  Speaker 8: bring them up in the church, and you can bring
• 58:16
  Speaker 8: them up in the club when they ain't doing what
• 58:18
  Speaker 8: they supposed to do. They ain't doing what they're supposed
• 58:20
  Speaker 8: to do. And we made sure they went to college.
• 58:24
  Speaker 8: All three of them dropped out. Okay, so now you're
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: making adult decisions on your own, then it is time
• 58:35
  Speaker 8: for adult consequences when I come back to me. This
• 58:41
  Speaker 8: whole letter is about consequences. And you have to allow
• 58:47
  Speaker 8: and I've learned this as a parent. You have to
• 58:49
  Speaker 8: allow for the consequences to occur. It's the only way
• 58:53
  Speaker 8: they gonna learn. And it's not consequences that you inflict,
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: it's consequences that happened from their decisions.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Go over this when I come back.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Hang on, Steve.
• 59:02
  Speaker 15: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
• 59:04
  Speaker 15: twenty three minutes after the hour subject my children are inconvenient.
• 59:10
  Speaker 15: We'll get back into it right after this.
• 59:12
  Speaker 10: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 59:16
  Speaker 15: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 59:19
  Speaker 15: My children are inconvenient?
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Well, well, well, well ain't they all?
• 59:27
  Speaker 8: Sometimes your children get on your last damn Nerve.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, they don't think they do, but they do.
• 59:36
  Speaker 8: And guess what the good news is they children gonna
• 59:40
  Speaker 8: get on they damn nerves too. So that's how I've been.
• 59:46
  Speaker 8: I'll be looking at my son with kids nine, he'd
• 59:49
  Speaker 8: be talking to me. I don't even be listening at
• 59:51
  Speaker 8: the time. What, oh be listening whatever? Whatever?
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: You was that same damn problem I tried to tell you.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 8: So now we got these couple that gotten married. They
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 8: have two daughters at sixteen, they blended a family. They're
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 8: having difficulties. The daughters demanded each separate bedrooms. They struggle
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 8: with their marriage. You got a nineteen year old boy
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 8: that comes and go when he pleads. If he break
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 8: up with his girlfriend, he back on their couch for
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 8: a few weeks. All the bedrooms and closets and storages
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 8: taken up by grown children. And you all are decent couple.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 8: You and your husband. Y'all raised your kids in church,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 8: which they're whatever. Anyway, we made sure they went to college.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 8: Now all three of the kids have decided to drop
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 8: out of college.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: This is where your consequences have to be. Give.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 8: The one thing I've taught my children is this, the
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 8: older you get, the more die of the consequences. See,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 8: you can make the mistakes at a child, and me
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 8: and your parents will help you. But the older you get,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: my man, the more die of the consequences. And I'm
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 8: not gonna stop the consequences from happening to you. So
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 8: once they decided to drop out of college, then guess
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 8: what they needed to develop then was a plan of action.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 8: Since you don't want to go to college, but they
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 8: ain't have one, and you all didn't allow them to
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: have one because you all let them come back to
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: the whole. Now all three of them are dropped out,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 8: and now they smoking weed. And you're sure your son
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: does too, He just better at hiding it. The girls
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 8: smoke weed in y'all's backyard, and the neighbors used to complain,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 8: but now they just accept it like we do.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: Really seemed to me like you need some rules at
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: your house.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 8: See, you can stay here, but these are the rules
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 8: at our house. You can't smoke weed in the backyard.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 8: It's no longer acceptable. And if you smoke weed in
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 8: the backyard, we're gonna put you out. But they ain't
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 8: got no consequences, so they do what they want to do. Now,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 8: you say you've talked to your husband about selling your
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 8: house and downsizing so you can get rid of these
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 8: freeloaders because they won't have any space. But he got
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 8: a spot for these grown lazy women. I'm assuming that
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 8: you don't. That's why you wrote the letter. You want
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 8: to redo your kitchen and den, but you don't want
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 8: to make them place nicer until the freeloaders leave. I
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 8: don't feel bad for them because they have a major inconvenience.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 8: At this point, they have no way to take care
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 8: of themselves. This is where you and I have a problem.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 8: They have no way to take care of themselves. Well,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: that's not true. They do have a way once they
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 8: have to find a way. I'm gonna repeat that. They
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 8: do have a way once they have to find a way.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 8: But as Shirley said, you've enabled them, so now they
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 8: ain't got to find a way.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: We're in the backyard smoking weed.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 8: We got a roof over our head, we got some
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 8: neat and we can get around.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: So what do we need to do anything for if
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: we put them out?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 8: What can they they I'm sorry, we have no way
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 8: to take They have no way to get care of
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 8: themselves if we put them out. What can we do
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 8: to get these grown ups out of here? First of all,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 8: you need to set a deadline. That's for starters. You
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 8: all have six months to find a job. Whoever doesn't
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 8: have a job will be staying with the one that
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 8: does have a job. But everybody got six months to
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 8: find a job. Secondly, you and your husband stop cooking
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 8: at home and y'all go out to dinner.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: I don't care if it's to go up to Popeyes.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 8: I don't give a damn if it's to go get
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 8: salad that Windy's a bar salad bar.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: I don't give a damn. If it's go to Gym
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: and Nicks, I don't care what it is.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 8: Y'all need to stop cooking, starve they ass out.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: See, stop making conveniences. Yeah, so stop cooking, go out
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: to dinner.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: Set a deadline, and then they have to realize consequences
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 8: you have. I have to allow life to hand them
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 8: what they putting in. See, you get out of life
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 8: what you put in. So if you don't allow your
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 8: kids to suffer consequences, Daddy, can I borrow some money?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: What you need?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 8: And then they tell me, I'm under no obligation to
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 8: give you the money. It depends on what's happening in
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 8: your life. And I'm telling you right now, for the
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 8: most part, I forced them to figure it out. I
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 8: forced them to figure it out. And you know what,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 8: they go do They go and figure it out because
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 8: you know what we all did. We all struggle to
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 8: give our kids a better life than the one we
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 8: had and in that process, you all, we created a
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 8: safety net for them that we didn't have. And so now,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 8: guess what they do. They keep diving and laying in
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 8: the damn net. And that's all they do because they
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 8: think they're smart and they take advantage of the safety net.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 8: You have to remove the net. True, I'm sorry. It's
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 8: the only way to make it happen.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Yep. And let them figure it out. That's the only
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: way to do it. Deadline. You gotta get your ass out.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 11: That's right, Steve.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 15: Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey
• 1:05:25
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• 1:05:27
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• 1:05:29
  Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 15: Okay, here's the question, what about the current world? What
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 15: about the current world would be most surprising to your
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 15: younger self? All right, Steve, So do you think the
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 15: most surprising thing about the current world your younger self
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 15: would be upset and shocked about is how people can
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 15: actually make a living as influencers, you know, influencers taking
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 15: pictures of themselves posting them on the internet on social media.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Oh what I been shocked at that?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: Just that? Oh?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 8: Hell yeah, because all I knew was hard work. I
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 8: just I just saw my daddy hard work. I ain't
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 8: never knew, no, if when influenced who there were no
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 8: cell phones? Who how you gonna influence them? And ain't
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 8: but three TV stations?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 11: So now.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 8: What are you fitting to do? I would be stunned.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 8: I'm stunned anyway. I mean, like I'm to be honest
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 8: with you as my current self, I'm still amazed at
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 8: the fact and I'm really opening my eyes to the
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 8: fact that these young people have another way of earning
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 8: a living and it's not the route we took.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: And it's been a struggle for me admitting to that.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 15: So okay, So that's that's another part too, the part
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 15: two of this question, what would your younger self find shocking?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 11: What else would you find shocking?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Cell phone? Cell phone?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 10: Cell phones?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: Cell phones, it's unthinkable. That was one of the greatest
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: inventions party just right up there, my unthinkabout that.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 8: And a computer that you can type in information and
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 8: it talk talk back to.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: You Siri.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: In your phone, Siri Alexa dog dog.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: We had to call phone one one, right, Yeah, we.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 15: Had to call for one one to a live operator
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 15: and she didn't know how to time right.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, you had to have all the information and she
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: would say, I don't see that, I need more information.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 14: Dog, Hold up, hold up a phone book, Hello you two.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 8: Bro, Because if you was looking for John Smith and
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 8: opened the phone.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: Book, dog, give me a picture.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 8: Which Smith is a lot of down that line, just
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 8: trying to call and hope that little girl.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Answer the phone.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: What little girl?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Uh huh?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 8: John Smith for daddy name. I got to go down
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 8: leeve Smith. I don't have her phone number.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: I got a call and ship.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Are you liked when you were young?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Cuss out? Hung up on it?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 8: I wish you that would bring you little black ass
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 8: by here, Come on by here.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: She don't live here, but come by you.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 11: What about landlines with that real long extension cord?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 8: Go on out, my man, My daddy bought her fifty
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 8: foot that he could talk on the porch. We thought
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 8: that was the coolest thing in the world, that porch talking.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 8: But you tried to take that phone out on the
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 8: porch and talk. But look the hell you going with
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 8: that phone. You ain't brought no cord in here.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 15: Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 15: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 10: Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 15: Time Now for Jay Anthony Brown's comedy Roulette and take
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 15: it away, Jane set it up for us.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 9: Please so simple, It is just so simple.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 13: You take three subjects, any three subjects you want, put
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 13: them on a wheel where it stop. We will make
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 13: it funny. Damn it right.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 15: Here are today's category said that before things Millennials will
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 15: say to let you know they're having a bad day.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, my file.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 15: Ways you say to the family your date is not
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 15: that attractive?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Or the last one TV shows.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 15: You don't like to admit that you watch all right?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Oh it stopped on.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 15: Ways you say to the family, your date is not
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 15: that attractive.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 13: Oh no, here we go, timedy roulette. Ways to let
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 13: your family know your date is not that attractive. Don't
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 13: try to look into that wondering eye because it won't
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 13: be looking at you. Okay, don't throw yourself out trying
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 13: to look at it.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 12: Things you say to the family to let you know
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 12: that your date is not attractive.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 23: You know what, I really think it's great we have
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 23: matching hairlines.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: I really do think.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 16: Ways to say your date that isn't really that attract
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 16: You know what, she looked like her daddy, but she
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 16: got a good spirit you know what I'm saying.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 8: Spirit Ways to say to your family your day ain't
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 8: that attractive? Okay. Listen, we met at church. Yes, that's it,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 8: we met at church.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 13: Ways to let your family know that your date is
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 13: not not that attractive. Okay, he's gonna have to take
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 13: his jacket up because his hump sweats.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 9: Okay, so when he get in the house.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 12: Ways to say to the family that your date is unattractive.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 12: I mean, come on, Brandma, you don't use all your TV.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: Ways to say to your date that isn't that attractive.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 9: Hey, look, I used to say the real family.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 16: Ways to say to your family, I'm sorry that your
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 16: date is really not the attracted.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: Listen from the neck down?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 9: She cold? Neck down though she cold.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: I'm just telling you that you're wrong for that.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 8: Way is to say to your family your date ain't
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 8: that attractive. Listen, it was a car accident. See what
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 8: you're talking about?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: When she get him, Just listen, it's a car accident.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 13: Ain't coming to relate. Wait to let your family know
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 13: your date is not that attractive. He has a neck, Okay,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 13: he has a neck.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: Wait her neck behind.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 23: Waste to tell your family your date is not that attractive.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Listen, when she come in here, I'm gonna need all
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: these lights off. Okay, she likes.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: Talking in the dogs.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: She don't like lights.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, waste to say of your family. Your date just
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  Speaker 2: isn't that attractive. Listen, listen. The lord works in mysterious ways.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. He just works in mysterious ways.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I can say. But y'all get ready to.
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  Speaker 8: Waste safety your family with your date's not that intact.
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  Speaker 2: All right? When she gets here, bet not nobody say nothing.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. I'm gonna tell you if we should.
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  Speaker 2: Come in here that not nobody say a damn pant.
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  Speaker 9: That's pretty damn.
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  Speaker 2: And I mean.
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  Speaker 8: Nothing, heavy breathing, nothing.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's comedy roulette.
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  Speaker 15: J Anthony's j Anthony Brown's comedy Roulette. We'll have more
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  Speaker 15: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at twenty
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  Speaker 15: minutes after the hour.
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  Speaker 11: Right after this.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 17: All right.
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  Speaker 11: So here's a question.
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  Speaker 1: Is Generation Z over social media?
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  Speaker 15: Really? Well?
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  Speaker 1: It could be because it's heart huh.
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  Speaker 15: It could be because as hard as it is to
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  Speaker 15: believe the generation raised on social media, Generation Z may
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  Speaker 15: be growing tired of it by now. Last year, the
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  Speaker 15: University of Chicago published a report that found that fifty
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  Speaker 15: seven percent of college students who are active users of
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  Speaker 15: Instagram would quote prefer to live in a world without
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  Speaker 15: the platform. Researchers ask the students how much they would
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  Speaker 15: have to be paid to get rid of their social media,
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  Speaker 15: and the average answer about fifty dollars. Some fifty dollars
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  Speaker 15: would make them make their social media go away. So
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  Speaker 15: do you guys agree that life would be better without
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  Speaker 15: social media?
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  Speaker 2: I do? It might be I like it, Mike, Oh no,
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  Speaker 2: da oh, I like it. No, wait.
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  Speaker 15: Right now, because we didn't have it growing up, and
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  Speaker 15: we were fine.
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  Speaker 9: We weren't just fine.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, we turned out fine.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm liking for what. I don't need it.
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  Speaker 8: I don't need it to be successful, and I show
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  Speaker 8: don't need it to find out the lies.
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  Speaker 9: That's how.
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  Speaker 2: Me and my wife brother David Steve. Are we still together?
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  Speaker 8: I say, yeah, baby, papass was taking pictures of me,
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  Speaker 8: so I just wanted to came back over there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: everything fine, I didn't hear anything.
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  Speaker 15: All right, coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 15: we'll play around it. Would you rather right after this
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  Speaker 15: you're listening hard morning show. It is time now for
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  Speaker 15: would you rather let's play around, let's get into it.
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  Speaker 15: Would you rather sing everything you speak? Or would you
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  Speaker 15: rather dance every time you walk?
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying everything else.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, we know that's what you.
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  Speaker 9: I'm nothing to be that happy ass black.
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  Speaker 22: Person dancing every time you walk, doing a little jig.
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  Speaker 11: So sing something?
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  Speaker 1: See you ask me a question?
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  Speaker 15: Tell okay, what time is our meeting today? Our conference
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  Speaker 15: call am of the.
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  Speaker 2: Meeting will be somewhere about a quarter to three.
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  Speaker 8: I want you call the Tommy, I want Junior corn
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  Speaker 8: Mississippi Mona. I want everybody zoom, get pretty rude. See
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  Speaker 8: the phone call three hours afternoon?
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  Speaker 11: He sings everything just his house will be long. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 11: all right.
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  Speaker 15: So here's another one. Would you rather have Christmas twice
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  Speaker 15: a year? Or would you rather have your birthday twice
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  Speaker 15: a year?
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  Speaker 2: Birthday?
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  Speaker 1: You rather have a birthday?
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, hell yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Why not?
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  Speaker 9: Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: I got you money, I got to spend on marching.
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  Speaker 8: Already, got Galentown Day, mother Day, damn anniversary, her birthday?
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  Speaker 2: Huh hell no, we can do Christmas.
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  Speaker 23: Choice, okay, perspective I got you, okay, coins yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 23: all right?
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  Speaker 15: Would you rather be the commissioner of the NFL or
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  Speaker 15: be the general manager of your favorite NFL team?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 15: Would you rather be the commissioner of the NFL? Or
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 15: would you rather be the general manager of your favorite
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  Speaker 15: NFL sports team?
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  Speaker 2: Ain't doing nothing? I need to be out front and
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  Speaker 2: be the commissioner.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, commission and the check wave that I'll tell you
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  Speaker 8: right now, DeShawn Watson would be playing for the Browns
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  Speaker 8: right now.
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  Speaker 1: He would be what.
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  Speaker 2: Playing for the Browns? No criminal charges?
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  Speaker 15: We have none, So the commissioner could be out Brian.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, what about you, commission he wouldn't be in Cleveland
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  Speaker 12: if I was the commissioner.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, good thing, you're the last. Ain't a commissioner?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you guys. That is today's roundup.
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  Speaker 15: Would you rather coming up at forty nine minutes after
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  Speaker 15: the hour, the last break of the day and Steve
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  Speaker 15: Harvey's closing remarks right after this you're listening morning show?
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  Speaker 15: All right? Here we are, guys, last break of the
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  Speaker 15: day on this Monday.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, I got I got something I want to share
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  Speaker 8: with you all today. Okay, you know today when I
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  Speaker 8: woke up this morning. I didn't do my usual meditation
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  Speaker 8: every morning, and I missed about three days in a row.
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  Speaker 8: My early morning meditation. I always get up. It's something
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  Speaker 8: I've been doing for a little while now. I started
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  Speaker 8: it last summer, and I very rarely miss a day.
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  Speaker 8: I've been very very happy about that. The benefit of
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  Speaker 8: it is it gives me a moment alone before the
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  Speaker 8: hectic part of the day begins, and before the phone
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  Speaker 8: starts ringing, and before I you know, I used to
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  Speaker 8: wake up and look at my emails and my text
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  Speaker 8: and get started, and I stopped doing that. And it's
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  Speaker 8: been a big refresher for me in my life because
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  Speaker 8: I just felt like I was starting my day wrong.
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  Speaker 8: I needed to have some spirituality bought into my life
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  Speaker 8: first thing in the morning, and I found that. Ever
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  Speaker 8: since the summer, that's been a very very important aspect.
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  Speaker 8: It's been very calming for me. It has been very
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  Speaker 8: very invigorating. It has helped me change where a lot
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  Speaker 8: of my days start. But that alone time that I
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  Speaker 8: spend having my spiritual moment with my creator is the
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  Speaker 8: way I've chosen to do it. I want to tell
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  Speaker 8: you all something. If you haven't tried that. Give it
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  Speaker 8: a try. It's something about the early morning hours before
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  Speaker 8: you start hearing trafficing, before you turn the TV on
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  Speaker 8: or answer emails or texts. It's something about the quiet
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  Speaker 8: of early morning, before the house starts moving around and
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 8: plates clanging and stuff like that, and door shutting.
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  Speaker 2: It's an amazing time to get.
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  Speaker 8: In touch with your spirituality. And I suggest just give
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  Speaker 8: it a try. You know, it may not be for you.
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  Speaker 2: It may not. I don't know you, but it happens
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  Speaker 2: a lot.
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  Speaker 8: I was reading a scripture once doing this thing, and
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  Speaker 8: it was saying that I'm paraphrasing it because it show
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  Speaker 8: ain't what it said exactly, but I will come with
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  Speaker 8: you in the early mornings and hear your cry. And
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  Speaker 8: so it has been very beneficial to me. And this morning,
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  Speaker 8: in particular, after spending about three days not doing it, today,
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  Speaker 8: I sat down and all I did in my journal,
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  Speaker 8: because I have a Bible, I have a daily devotional,
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  Speaker 8: I have a journal. All I did in my journal
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  Speaker 8: this morning was I began to write out everything.
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  Speaker 2: I could think of that I wanted to thank him for.
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  Speaker 8: I just put a list of things I was grateful for,
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  Speaker 8: and the next thing, I know, I had filled.
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  Speaker 2: Up two pages, I mean two complete pages in my journal.
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  Speaker 8: You know, now it's not a piece of notebook paper,
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  Speaker 8: you know they're going to three ring binder, but it's
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  Speaker 8: a substantial piece of paper.
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  Speaker 2: And I filled it.
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  Speaker 8: Up because I was just I couldn't stop writing, and
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  Speaker 8: I was writing everything. I think him for safe passage
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  Speaker 8: and the airways. I thanked him for my children's health.
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  Speaker 8: I thanked him for guidance. I started thinking him for
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 8: everything that he's done for me that I pray about,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 8: and the things that he's done for me that I
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 8: don't pray about.
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  Speaker 2: I thank him for my breath. I thanked him for
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: my measure of health.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 8: I thanked him for being able to have a lifestyle
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  Speaker 8: beyond my dreams.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: I was thinking him for.
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  Speaker 8: The ability to dress myself. I was thanking him for
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 8: going to the super Bowl, for having a successful NFL honors,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 8: for meeting people, for taking on the mantra that I
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 8: didn't want to complain. So I've cut back on that.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 8: I haven't stopped completely. You know, I'm catching myself every
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 8: now and then, but I've been so far. I've cut
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 8: down on complaining drastically and I'm thank him for that
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 8: because instead of complaining, whenever I feel like I want
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 8: to complain about something, I find a way to be grateful.
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  Speaker 8: I find something to be grateful for. So I've I've
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 8: replaced complaining with gratitude.
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  Speaker 9: Wow.
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  Speaker 8: Wow, what a game changer, What an amazing mental state
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 8: that puts you in if you could exchange complaining for gratitude.
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  Speaker 8: Gratitude is a very very underrated principle of success. Not
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  Speaker 8: many people talk about it. But the more grateful you are,
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  Speaker 8: the more things grate God will give you to be
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 8: grateful for. The more grateful you are, the more thing
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 8: God God will give to you to be grateful for.
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  Speaker 8: That's a fact. That's a fact. And so I'm suggesting
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  Speaker 8: to everybody get up a little bit earlier and spend
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  Speaker 8: twenty minutes, fifteen minutes, let's start there.
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  Speaker 2: The more you could do, the better.
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  Speaker 8: But if you could start with ten quiet minutes with
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  Speaker 8: just you and you and God, and I don't care
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 8: what faith you're in, just you and God. Just spend
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 8: some time talking with him, thanking him, telling him what
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 8: you want, telling him what you need, asking for the
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 8: help that you want. But tell him you love him
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 8: and tell him and tell him you're trying to get
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 8: it right and you need some helping, and tell him
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 8: what you want and thank you. It's an amazing way
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  Speaker 8: to start your day. Just give it a thought. Shop
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  Speaker 8: that's all. Those are my closes, room loss.
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