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$1M WAP, Kenan Thompson, Pimpin's NFL Picks, 18 YO Mayor and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in it to me. Good stether for
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  Speaker 1: st Please, I don't join join me. You gotta use
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  Speaker 1: that turn you are you gotta turn to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: Turn You haven't got to turn them out to turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water got Come Come on your tha
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  Speaker 1: h huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one
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  Speaker 1: and only h Steve harf Man got a radio show, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do. Man. God been so good to me over
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  Speaker 1: the years, in spite of all the mistakes I've made,
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  Speaker 1: in spite of all the dirt I've done to myself.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about when in no one I was wrong,
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  Speaker 1: His grace and mercy has forgiven me for all of
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  Speaker 1: my sins. God can forgive you of all of your sins,
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  Speaker 1: everything you've done, God can forgive you. He can wipe
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  Speaker 1: your slate clean. Now. Might you might have some you know,
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  Speaker 1: things you got to deal with because of some of
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  Speaker 1: your actions. Understand that. But you can wipe your slates.
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  Speaker 1: You can wipe your slate clean with God and start again.
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  Speaker 1: You can repent. God has mercy and grace. You could
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  Speaker 1: be forgiven by God. Now people answer another story. Some
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  Speaker 1: people may never forgive you, for you've heard them all,
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  Speaker 1: or maybe they're accusing you of doing something else. But
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  Speaker 1: you know they may never forgive you. But God, God
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  Speaker 1: is in the redemption business man. God will forgive you
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  Speaker 1: for every sin you've ever committed. But you gotta want
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  Speaker 1: forgiveness now. And then you got to come correct because
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  Speaker 1: what you can't do is you can't shoot him the crap.
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  Speaker 1: Now you can say that conversation with him. You know,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you told your lawyer, whatever, whatever you told the victims,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you told, whatever the story is you got going
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  Speaker 1: if it ain't the truth, you could say that with God,
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  Speaker 1: because please know, he know, and he know your heart.
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  Speaker 1: He know if you're trying to manipulate somebody just for
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  Speaker 1: the system, if you're trying to say this just so
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  Speaker 1: you can get out, you know all of that. So
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  Speaker 1: if you're planning on shucking him and jiving him, save
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  Speaker 1: your breath before you wind up digging yourself in a
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  Speaker 1: deeper hole. Just let me give you that piece of advice.
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  Speaker 1: Because he ain't nothing to play with. He's too great
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  Speaker 1: to be played with. And so with that in mind,
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  Speaker 1: I want to share some positive stuff with you. This
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  Speaker 1: smarting man. I want to say this now. I want
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  Speaker 1: to remind you not to let your circumstance and your
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  Speaker 1: situations dictate your future or your results. I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 1: this again. This is important information. Man. Don't let your
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  Speaker 1: circumstance and situations dictate your future or your results. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know that in order to get a different future
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  Speaker 1: or some different results, you control that entire situation. It
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  Speaker 1: is you. It is your thoughts that control the entire situation.
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  Speaker 1: It is how you look at the situation that will
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  Speaker 1: determine how the situation is for you. See, the same
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  Speaker 1: situation can be totally different for two different people, because
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  Speaker 1: you can say you look at the examples of history,
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  Speaker 1: just just look look in your neighborhood. How can There
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  Speaker 1: was a book that a guy wrote one time who
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  Speaker 1: had the name. He had a name, and he did
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  Speaker 1: some research and he found a guy that grew up
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  Speaker 1: at the same age in the same neighborhood as him,
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  Speaker 1: with the exact same name. He went on to become
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  Speaker 1: a corporate CEO. The other man was an inmate and
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  Speaker 1: they had the same name, grew up in the same neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: They were both brothers, you know not, I'm just saying
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  Speaker 1: brothers men, and they grew and they went to them.
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  Speaker 1: Because how can two different two people the same situation
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  Speaker 1: and the results turn out so different. It is because
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  Speaker 1: of the thought process of one was completely different from
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  Speaker 1: the thought process of the other. You control it. You
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  Speaker 1: don't have to let your circumstances and your situations dictate
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  Speaker 1: your future. Are your results. Here's the way it works.
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  Speaker 1: This is so you can understand this. Your mind. It's
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  Speaker 1: the controlling factor of your thoughts. Your thoughts are the
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  Speaker 1: controlling factor of your outcome. The Bible says a man
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  Speaker 1: is as he thinketh. Please don't short play this scripture, hell,
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  Speaker 1: because this one is the real deal. This is the
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  Speaker 1: basis of every self improvement book you'll ever read. It's
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  Speaker 1: already written in the Bible. The Bible has all the
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  Speaker 1: information you need. But in case you need a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of clarity in some simple modern day language, then
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  Speaker 1: they have self improvement books. They are all based on
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  Speaker 1: Biblical scripture. A man is as he thinketh. That's why
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  Speaker 1: Norman Vincent Peale wrote the book The power of positive thinking.
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  Speaker 1: That's why a book came out called The Magic of
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  Speaker 1: Thinking Big. That's why a book came out called Think
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  Speaker 1: and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hell that it all of you.
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  Speaker 1: All these titles that I've read that have mattered in
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  Speaker 1: my life the most, These three major books that I've read,
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  Speaker 1: they all say one thing. Think thinking thoughts, because that's
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  Speaker 1: what controls the outcome. Your brain works one of two ways.
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  Speaker 1: It works positive or negative. It works good, which is
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  Speaker 1: under the column of positive, or to work evil, which
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  Speaker 1: is under the column of negative. It will have faith,
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  Speaker 1: which is under the column of positive, or you will
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  Speaker 1: operate in fear, which is in the column of negative.
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  Speaker 1: That is the only way your mind works. Your mind
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  Speaker 1: is a factory that's comprised of workers. Those workers are
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  Speaker 1: controlled by two formings, forming positive and forming negative. But
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  Speaker 1: guess what the CEO of the company, the head, man,
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  Speaker 1: the boss is you. You come to work in the
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  Speaker 1: morning and you say, man, today is a great day.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to take steps towards brightening my future. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to take another step into making that dream come
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  Speaker 1: true that I've been thinking about. I'm gonna take another
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  Speaker 1: step forward in the development and the changing of my
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  Speaker 1: life in a positive, good direction. If you come to
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  Speaker 1: work and say that every day, as the CEO the boss,
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  Speaker 1: the formans can only obey you, so that what you
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  Speaker 1: just said was a series of positive statements, then forming
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  Speaker 1: positive steps to the forefront. He said, I got your
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  Speaker 1: boss right away. He turns around, He blows the whistle.
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  Speaker 1: He alerts all the workers in the factory today as
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  Speaker 1: a good day. Today, we will take steps towards our future.
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  Speaker 1: Today we are putting ourselves on track to get a
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  Speaker 1: little bit closer to making our dreams come true. Today
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  Speaker 1: we will be assembling all the things we need to
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  Speaker 1: make our dreams come true and our life better in
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  Speaker 1: the right direction. Everybody break. The workers in the factory
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  Speaker 1: turn around and manufacture thoughts to justify the orders given
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  Speaker 1: by the boss, which is you. You are the CEO
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  Speaker 1: of your corporation. If you don't own nothing else, you
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  Speaker 1: own everything that's going on between your two ears. You
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  Speaker 1: are the CEO of that corporation. If that corporation is
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  Speaker 1: a good one, it's because you set it up that way.
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  Speaker 1: If your corporation is a bad one, it's because you
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  Speaker 1: set it up that day. If you trying, if you
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  Speaker 1: pushing towards your dreams and you see the possibility of
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  Speaker 1: things happening in your life is because you, as the CEO,
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  Speaker 1: set it up that way. If you ain't got nothing popping,
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  Speaker 1: if you just want to be a criminal taking stuff
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  Speaker 1: from people, throwing your life out the window, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be an inmate. You're gonna be sitting there there, and
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be mad at everybody. You got nobody be
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  Speaker 1: mad at. But shoot, you understand what I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: this morning you're listening, ladies and gentlemen, is here another
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  Speaker 1: great day. Thank you Heavenly father. I show appreciate it. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Started my day off with gratitude. I'm spreading it. If
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  Speaker 1: you get your gratitude together, it affects your attitude. If
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  Speaker 1: your attitude gets affected, this direct correlation to your altitude.
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  Speaker 1: It's about them tudes, man, Get them off, get them started.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a great day to day. I lived
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  Speaker 1: my life with the expectation. I had a little moment
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  Speaker 1: yesterday while I felt a little some kind of way.
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  Speaker 1: You know how you just being human and you know
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  Speaker 1: the principles of success, but somehow you just it's just
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  Speaker 1: one of them days, and I was feeling a little
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's a little off. I wasn't I was
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  Speaker 1: looking at what was wrong, and I was so focused
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  Speaker 1: on what was wrong that I had stopped momentarily looking
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  Speaker 1: at my life and what was right. But I got
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  Speaker 1: it back on track. But I was in this little
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  Speaker 1: funk about about ninety minutes, and I remembered something that
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  Speaker 1: I read somewhere like whenever you can't explain your emotion,
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  Speaker 1: if you're feeling like a little foggy, a little dark,
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  Speaker 1: or you feel like blah, all you have to do
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  Speaker 1: is retrace the conversations you've had with yourself the fifteen
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  Speaker 1: minutes prior. Go back to fifteen minutes prior. Because your emotions,
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  Speaker 1: the what you feel is actually a barometer of what
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  Speaker 1: you've been thinking. It's like your internal thermostat. You are
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  Speaker 1: the temperature gauge in your own life. So what you
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  Speaker 1: have to do is when you feel these little moments
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  Speaker 1: of darkness and gloom and sadness and depression, all you
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  Speaker 1: gotta do is track the last fifteen minutes. As long
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  Speaker 1: as you can track those last fifteen minutes of thoughts,
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  Speaker 1: you can now explain your situation. And when I started
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  Speaker 1: tracking that I was just on the negative plane, and
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  Speaker 1: so I went right back and put myself on the
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  Speaker 1: positive plane, and I was able to self correct myself.
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  Speaker 1: Now didn't make the problem go away, no, but the
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  Speaker 1: focus wasn't on the problem them anymore. The focus was
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  Speaker 1: on the God that has given me every solution I've
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  Speaker 1: ever had prior to this. That right there changes everything.
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  Speaker 1: I have no problem that's bigger than my God. Come on, boy,
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  Speaker 1: once you wake up to that realization, you can get
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  Speaker 1: on with it. That's how I'm opening to show this morning, Junior.
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  Speaker 1: I love to say what's wrong with you today? But
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  Speaker 1: all you're gonna ask me to do is explain it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, really, you shouldn't just explained that because I
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  Speaker 1: didn't even think about that. I got that same problem, Bro,
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  Speaker 1: everybody has that problem. It's not new to mankind to
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  Speaker 1: be human, you know, it's nothing nothing new about it.
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  Speaker 1: And we all have those moments where we just find
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  Speaker 1: ourselves in a little funk, a little bit of gloom.
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  Speaker 1: But if you retrust the previous fifteen minutes of thought,
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  Speaker 1: there it is because all your emotions are is a
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  Speaker 1: barometer of what you've been thinking. So if you change
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  Speaker 1: what you think. If you change your attitude, it affects
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  Speaker 1: your altitude. So I put my attitude on a positive plane,
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  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, I felt better. So instead
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  Speaker 1: of looking at what I didn't have and what was
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  Speaker 1: going wrong, I shifted my thinking and I started focusing
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  Speaker 1: on what was going right in my life. And I
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  Speaker 1: started thinking him for the blessings that I had, and
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, what I didn't have seemed so
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  Speaker 1: small in comparison to what I had. Oh man, you
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  Speaker 1: asked and answered your own question. Better let him use
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  Speaker 1: you the whole word again. I needed that myself. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you did. Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour.
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  Speaker 1: It's the nephew, and run that frank back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right? It is time now for the
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  Speaker 1: nephew to run that prank back. What you got for us, naff,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna run it back, Shirley. Uh, your baby got
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  Speaker 1: my baby's name. Your baby got my baby's name. That's
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  Speaker 1: it right there, all right, cat dog, if you would,
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  Speaker 1: your baby got my baby's name. Hello, Hello, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to reach au Patricia, Patricia speaking, Who is it? How
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  Speaker 1: you're doing? Listen? Um, my name is Floyd. Floyd, I
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  Speaker 1: want to give you a call. Your your daughter, she
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  Speaker 1: a teens middle school. Right, that's your name again, Floyd. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what can I just like you? Well, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: your your your daughter, she goes she do go to
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  Speaker 1: middle school, right yeah, okay, Now her name, her name
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  Speaker 1: is Dereka. Okay. Well, ain't something wrong? It's something no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: not nothing wrong. I mean I don't mean to alarm
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  Speaker 1: you're nothing like that. But let me see what. Well,
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  Speaker 1: here's here's the situation. My daughter actually goes to middle
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  Speaker 1: school along along with with your daughter. Okay, And and
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  Speaker 1: it's it's a bit of a problem that that that
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  Speaker 1: has arisen that me and my wife just found out about. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what they have some issues, Derek and your baby in
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  Speaker 1: in some kind of like trouble or something. No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: nothing like that with nobody at that school. She don't
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  Speaker 1: mess with nobody. She owned the honor roll and everything.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have no problems out of Dereka, right like, no, okay,
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  Speaker 1: ill let me know. Let me tell you, miss miss
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  Speaker 1: Patricia was the problem. And see my daughter name is Dereka. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So and and it just blew me and my wife
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  Speaker 1: away that it was another Dereca that went to school. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I don't know too many Derecas. That's a
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  Speaker 1: unique name. That's cute, okay, right right, Well here's the
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  Speaker 1: problem me and my wife Actually, you know, when it
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  Speaker 1: was time to name my child, we thought we was
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  Speaker 1: really picking a name that nobody would ever take out
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  Speaker 1: for their daughter. And to have another Dereca in the
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  Speaker 1: school that blew us away. And I guess the real
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  Speaker 1: reason why I'm trying to call you, miss Patricia. See
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  Speaker 1: if if if there's something maybe we can work out,
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  Speaker 1: you know, maybe uh like your Dereka does middle name
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  Speaker 1: or nickname she can be called by interposed to both
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  Speaker 1: of them being Dereca. You really want I try to
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  Speaker 1: be the only one with this name? Okay, wait wait, wait, wait,
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  Speaker 1: now you calling me and you asking me to change
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  Speaker 1: my baby's name. Well, I mean you you ain't really
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  Speaker 1: gotta legally change, I mean, but just start calling us
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  Speaker 1: something else, you know. No, No, wait a minute, say
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  Speaker 1: what you naming police or something? Do you know how
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  Speaker 1: many and and Lewis's and Patricia's out there? What if
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  Speaker 1: I asked everybody in the United states to change their
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  Speaker 1: name from Patricia. You know how crazy that is. And
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  Speaker 1: I understand that you must be all drugs. Not what
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to say is you know this, this is
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  Speaker 1: something that we really have. Our baby girl was this
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  Speaker 1: name and we didn't want nobody else to have this.
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  Speaker 1: So does your Dereca have a middle name she can use? No,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna call her Dereka like we've been calling your name,
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  Speaker 1: your baby d let's call your baby d d in
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  Speaker 1: you change y'all, y'all change y'all baby name at the school.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not calling I'm not calling Anna. Leave. I don't
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  Speaker 1: give me what you call it, but I'm not changing
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  Speaker 1: my baby name. Hey, listen, Okay, Look, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: call you and handle us like adults, you know, but
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  Speaker 1: you've seen to say you're gonna push my fund to
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  Speaker 1: take me to another level. Honestly, you ain't calling me
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  Speaker 1: trying to handle us. He does ask me to change
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  Speaker 1: my baby name, call my baby something else at the
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  Speaker 1: school because y'all want your baby name to be Derek
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  Speaker 1: and the only Derek in the school. Hey, you know
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  Speaker 1: many other kids at the damn school got the same name.
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  Speaker 1: I understand that, but for my baby girl, it ain't
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  Speaker 1: schools to be like that. Well, I'm sorry, I'm so
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  Speaker 1: up a good baby girl and your wife, but you
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  Speaker 1: know I'm not changing my baby damn name. Y'all call y'all,
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  Speaker 1: baby dude. Know what I'm trying to do is get
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  Speaker 1: it rectified that we can call you give my phone number.
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  Speaker 1: I know that school ain't give you my number. I
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  Speaker 1: got your numb don't worry about how I got it.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is. But what we're talking about right now
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  Speaker 1: is can we what can we start calling your child?
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  Speaker 1: I don't give it. I know that school ain't called
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  Speaker 1: your day my damn number. Listen, man, all I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to do is figure out what can we start calling
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  Speaker 1: your daughter Dona cut less she's been doing. Call you
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  Speaker 1: and your wife. Don't need to go to the statistics
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  Speaker 1: office and get tar baby name. I kind you have
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  Speaker 1: to stumm out to kind of name beha, but my
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  Speaker 1: day keep the same day name. Let me explain something
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  Speaker 1: of you. I've been trying to be calm with you, marshall,
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  Speaker 1: but if you want to find something else to call on,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna go, I'm gonna get all the dumb number.
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  Speaker 1: How do you get now? Don't worry about all. I
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  Speaker 1: got the number. Listen to what I'm trying to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't find another name, I'm gonna start getting
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  Speaker 1: the kids to call your daughter something else. You'll get
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  Speaker 1: them to call my Babby Studdings. I try to. I'm
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  Speaker 1: with an everybody who called my babby. Stop nesting. You're
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  Speaker 1: trying to change your baby names. I want my baby
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  Speaker 1: name to be Dereka John get him. It's truly my
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  Speaker 1: princess is supposed to be the only one named Dereka.
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  Speaker 1: Handy chain. Call your baby stopping else at the school.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going out of these kids starting tomorrow at school
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  Speaker 1: calling your daughter. I'm I'm not staying. I'm the sign
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  Speaker 1: with you like this number. Gang him off, my phoney,
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  Speaker 1: don't come my god. Let me tell you something. I
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  Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to say to you.
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  Speaker 1: You listen to me? What are you listening to me?
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I'm listening to you. What this is? Nephew Tommy from
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked by
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend. I give her way. Ain't you prank me
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  Speaker 1: on this? I'm so sorry? So you are very sorry. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give her your friend. I'm gona god you, baby,
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  Speaker 1: that is. I have so sorry you got my nerves
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  Speaker 1: bad this morning. Lord, have mercy. Lord, I gotta kiss
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  Speaker 1: my friend. I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, darling,
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  Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
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  Speaker 1: I listen to y'all every morning. Crazy. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: praise it this morning. I'm not gonna praise it this morning.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna prank and praise this morning. Greenville, North Carolina,
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  Speaker 1: All right, prank and braid nephew timin no mo. Now
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  Speaker 1: Miles dot com. You didn't know that, Steve Harping dot com.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: All right, you Steve Harper dot Com always have coming
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: up next as the Cello Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: in the building right after this you're listening, coming up
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, and entertainment news Cardi
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: b asked a fan for little respect put some respect
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: on her name after she earned a million dollars for
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: a less than an hour show. We'll talk about it. Also,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: will Be Goldberg is making me sure no biopics will
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: be made about her when she's gone okay, and then
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Takeoff's parents are trying to settle his twenty six million
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: dollars state. We'll talk about all of these stories at
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. Yeah, but right now it
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: is time for ask the CLO. This one's from Leah
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: and Hampton. Leah writes, I'm twenty six years old and
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I've been going out with the student that's four years
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: younger than me. We met when I was on my
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: way to work on campus. He assumed I was going
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: to class, but I've never been enrolled in classes. He
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: does not even know my real age. Should I tell
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: him the truth or is it really no big deal?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Obviously it's an issue for you. Yeah, because it ain't
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: an issue for him. But if you feel compelled to
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: tell him, I mean, why not. I ain't gonna shoot you.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: He ain't gonna stop wanting to see. I promise you
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: that you four years older, he finned be it just
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: fit to be a notch in his belt. You know.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I ain't saying for y'all to go and form a
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: full blown relationship. But you obviously like the little dude.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Dude like you, so I don't think it's gonna change nothing.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Ain't be four years ain't like you said, you foughty
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: years older than him? Folk. But he assumes she's a
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: student as well. Well you know, I mean, did you
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: do you find that necessary to lie about that too?
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: What's up? Like? What is you lying about you being
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: a student? She just never told him. I ain't what
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: that is. That's a lie withholding intent? Uh live omission? Yeah,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: all right, So she wants to know should she tell
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: him the truth or is it really no big deal?
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: What difference if it ain't no big deal? Tell him
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: the truth. The reason I lie, it's because it is
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: a big deal. That's why necessary. Hell yeah, it's unnecessary,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: be just necessary to lie here had come. But she's
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: twenty six, Steve, she hasn't gotten it down yet. She
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: has lied yet it down? Uh she hasn't at twenty six. Yeah, master,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: not you girl? You her? I was. I was in
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: the PhD program at twenty six. Already got it him
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: be in it all right. Moving on to a dashing
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: in Miami. Dashing says my husband and I. Yeah Dash,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: it's a cute name. My husband and I started out
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: with My husband and I started out with me. Listen
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: to this. This is interesting. My husband and I started
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: out with me as a side chick while he was married.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I know my husband is a cheater, and I've overlooked
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: the signs that he might have a new side piece.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Do I bring it up to him or accept it
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: because I used to be a cheater? Wait a minute,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: that doesn't make any sense. Okay, you've accepted it, So
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: now you're assuming that he has another side chicky. She's
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: overlooked the signs. Well, you can't if you if the
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: signs is there, that's what he's doing. Yep. Now what
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: you're saying is do I accept this as get back
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: payment because I was the side chick. I'm just gonna
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: tell you right now. Very very rarely do they marry
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: do they get promotions where few promotions are made, very few.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: So what you're saying, marry their side check. Yeah, see,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: because what happens is normally the sad side chick is
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: what breaks up though marriage. But the right once the
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: marriage is broken up, causing you he kind of he
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: looking at you funky right there anyway, because this comes
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: this a loss of house, car payment, child spoy you know,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: all is here, so it usually doesn't register in the
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: promotion department. It usually doesn't. You having graduated from side
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: chick to wife, that's a miracle and you should accept
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: the blessing. But if you see the signs, then he
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: got another one. And if you're trying to say, because
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I did it to this other woman, I should accept
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: the fact that it's being done to me, then you
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: will never ever have a great life because you're just
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: accepting of wrong being done wrong and you just wouldn't
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: let it go. So I can't help you with that system.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: So that's a good one. Now, she doesn't have to
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: accept it, is what you're saying. Okay, Crystal, and Ferguson said,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I got to work this morning and There was a
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: note on my desk that said dog breath. My co
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: workers around me they know. I know that. My co
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: workers around me said they know who did it, but
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: they're not snitches. Is this just petty nonsense or is
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: it bullying? Should I get my manager involved? No? You
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: need you need to dress this dog gass breath you got.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: It's what you need to do, this all this, all this,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: get your manager involved and go down to HR. You
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: need to take your ass down to that drug stoke.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: It's what you need to do. You need to go
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: and see what it is that's up in them teeth.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: You got some starred floss and trapp bacteria is trapped older. Damn,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: who did it? Damn? They ain't snitches or none of that.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Ain't none of them say ignore it. Ain't nobody say, girl,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: you don't pay no attention to that. You know who
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: did it, but we ain't snitches. Right, So obviously they
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: all got in and they Okay, who's gonna do it?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Who go Who gonna tell her? And they wrote the letter.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: It ain't no need you when you go down there
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: to your boss and get HR involved, you gotta talk
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: to them. And the whole time you're talking. Got the note?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Oh so I think I think your issue is you
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: need to address the problem because they're trying to help you. Yeah,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: dog bro, good advice. Yeah, that's strong man. Yeah, and no,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: if they put a note on your desk, say, dog bro,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: just cut your hands, cup your hands and blow into
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: your own faith. Go in there and put your pp
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: eat mask on. Oh your mask and COVID what what
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: do they call that? What is the initials in ninety? Yeah?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: But what do they call the supplies? Though? Yeah? Yeah,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: but Monica, ain't it ppe? What you know? Yeah? Can't
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: your p P? Now we need to hear I thought
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I saw what you said P. Yeah, well you need
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: to put that on. Cousin, yours probably smell like pep.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: That's another thing I could have got, dog brow, dip
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: of mouth, you know, garbage can. There's a lot of stuff,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: you know, but dog breath is pretty serious. Sometimes your
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: breath smell like hot garbage though too. That's another one.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: All right, um, thank you, fresh can in the kitchen
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: with the lead on it, and you step on it
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: in and open and you go. Who coming up At
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: for you right after this. You're listening, all right. So
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Cardi b recently revealed that she was paid one million
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: dollars one million dollars for racy performance last weekend at
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Art Basil in Miami and it barely even lasted an hour.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: We all saw the video of Cardie. She had unlike
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: this flesh tone designer bodysuit. It was Jean Paul Gautier.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: That was very risque, to say the least. The video
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: of Cardi Ba's performance trended earlier this week, and the
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: comments went wild. One Internet troll reacted to the video
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: on the comment not a Grammy winner performing in somebody's backyard,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: well you know, Cardi. Cardi clapped right back at her.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Cardy said, quote, I got paid one million dollars to
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: perform at this elite banker's private event for four hundred
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: people and only for thirty five minutes. Think about that
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: when you type about this Grammy winner boom, so who
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: can be mad at that? I mean, Steve, have you
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: ever earned one million dollars for thirty five minutes of work?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I don't want to comment on that, but I pretty
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: much I'm gonna be down there. Hell, I'll do the
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: same thing CARDI did and where the same. But hey
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: in her side, be tan all out the back I put.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I put some modum down bankers in there. Oh, this
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: is what your punk ask won't here we go? Why
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I know with the trolls don't even respond to all
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: like get your money and every last one of them,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: because you know what it is. Sometimes you just get
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: tired of people running their damn mind. You know. I
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: understand the wanting to clap back. Sometimes I'll be willing
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: to go. I just want to tell some people off, man,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: I really do, because you run in your mouth, you
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: don't know me. But then, really, Steve, what stops me
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: from clapping back is just that right there, you run
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: in your mouth and you don't know me, rightang, I
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: ain't got to engage with you. That's why they always
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: say stay on the wall. See if people throwing rocks
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: at you and you up on the wall, even if
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: it hits you, it ain't got a lot of velocity
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: and nothing. But if you come down off the wall, right,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: they're throwing these rocks at our level. That's why this
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: is biblical. That's a scripture. I don't know the exact scripture.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: But it says to stay on the wall. Yeah, I'm
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: not climbing way down from where I'm at to address you,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: all right? What compelled she felt compelled to do it?
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: That that time? All right? Outfit on? Yeah, I put that.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I put that the same outfit car to b head
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: on get here for a million dollars. Have you seen
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: that outfit? Yeah, I don't know if you've seen. I'll
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: put that whole outfit on. It just looked it looked
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: like the same stock and bitcher Pryor had on when
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: he had show and Richard came out there in that
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: new super I put that thing right on d J.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Your life is calling, alright, somebody sent me the video.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I ain't really seen the video, Okay, and we'll move
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: on to a recent episode of The view. Um. This
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: story says Whoopee Goldberg revealed that to she is a
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: special clause in her will, Steve that prevents anyone from
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: making any unsanctioned biopics about her life. So I got
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: to ask you, since you're a living legend you are, Steve,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I'm sure someone wanted to do a biopic on your
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: life and career once you're gone. So, but do you care.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: That's the question. Do you care? And if you cared,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: who would you want to play? You? Now? I hope
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: my sons do it, you know what, it's in control
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: and makes some money off of it one day, but
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: hopefully that's forty years off. I really could do. Ohn't no, right,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I ain't that vain though, I don't really I see,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I don't see myself. Life is interesting. You know what, though,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I don't think if I told the truth about my life,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think they believe it. I
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: honestly don't think they would believe we would believe it. Yeah,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: but you know what though, I was talking to one
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: of my daughters, and my daughter to stop me and said, Dad,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: that can't happen. And I just looked at her and
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I went But at the time, she was twenty five
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: years old. So you're talking to me from a perspective
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: that first of all, I'm an much older black man,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: you a little well off black girl. We're talking two
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: different perspectives. And here's what my kids found. Winton and
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Broderick and Jason set me down and said, Dad, you
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: know what it is about you man, And we just
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: came to the realization, Dad, you grew up at during segregation.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: They said, we don't even know what that is. He said,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: so when you be saying what you're saying, we had
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: to feel to that. He's a man. I appreciate what
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: you're telling us. But our father grew up in segregation.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Our father was alive with colored only water fountains, colored
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: rest rooms. I've had experiences with that, so that's a
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: different perspective. So but if I told everybody exactly what
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: happened to me for real, I just don't think they
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: believe it. I think they would, Steve. I think, first
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: of all, you're a great storyteller. We believe it, and
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: if we believe it, other people will believe it. Get
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I gotta get stuff. What's the word corrobor corroborated, that's huh, Yeah,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: you said it right. Look at your junior talking about
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Collabo like a song. Junior said, let's collaborate like a
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: song or Collabo. Yeah, collaborate with but doing somebody go
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: along with it? Corroborate If somebody has to validate, verified, verified,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: and see, then you have to go and talk to
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: cats in my past, and they're gonna be scared because
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: a lot of them was down scared they might interesting.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: we're gonna try and find out what herschel Walker has
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: been doing since um he lost the election of Senator
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Rafael Warnock. We'll find out right after this. You're listening,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: all right. We wanted to um, you know, find out
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: what herschel Walker has been up to since he lost
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: the election to Shirley. Let me take this over for you, please, Okay, Hey, listen, guys,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: a little bit known. I've been in the background. My
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: name is oh Raymond Childs, and I'm the campaign manager
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: for herschel Walker, and I just want to give you
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: guys a look. Look. Yeah wow, yeah, X didn't quite
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: work out what we thought. But I've got Herschel here,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: and Herschel's gonna explain to Herschel how are you all
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I'm doing? But I'm doing might have fined moaning. Uh well,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: what I want to might have fined is moaning up? Well, Herschel.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Let me just ask a couple of questions of you.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: What you know? I know we did our BASTI me
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: lost the election. What's the plans moving for what's the
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: most immediate thing you're working on right now, Well, what
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I'm working on right now is uh, it seemed like
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: they'll are opening down there at Jackson State University, and
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I'm well, I figured out going on down now listen,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Sivin and gets on in there. But now, now, let
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: me tell you something, Raymond. What I learned. What I learned? Raymond?
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: You now you can't be the coach of Jackson State
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: University then unless you got yourself your own soul, you understand.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: So I've been, uh, I've been figuring it out to
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: a Raymond on what I gonna you know, I've been
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: figuring it out, twittering and middling around here. I'm trying
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: to figure out what I gonna do. But but you
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: twitting the minie round. Now what I want to let them,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: the young boys know that's gonna be under me and
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: who I am and what I am? Nah, what I union?
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: When you see me, you will hold me coach Coon.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: I am coach Coon. Because if I ain't cool, I'm out.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Who is cool? If I ain't Coom? Who is Coom?
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Who cool? Baby? If I ain't cool, you know who
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: is cool? If I ain't coom? Who is Coom? Who
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: who who? Who? I wake up Pickencott, I wake up,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I wake up, Pickcock? I wake up, pickcock. I wake
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: up pickingcock, Silicon, Billicott backco Saelicon, picking cock, I wake
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: up Pickencott. I picked mine to date. I picked mine
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: to date. I picked mine. I picked mine. I picked
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: mine to date, I picked mine to day. I picked
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: mine to day. I picked mine, I picked man. I
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: picked mine to day. Ain't who was cool? If I
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: ain't cool? Who is coon? If I an't cool? Who
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: is cool? You know? Address? Hey, guys, Look, that explains
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: it all. That's what we're about right now, because I
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: don't know if you remember he made a direct point
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: when he said, then called the coon. But he's a
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: country boy, and if you know anything about the country
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: coon is one of the smartest animals out there. That's
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: why we've just decided to run with it. I don't
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: know if it's a good idea to follow Coach Prime
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: in that position, and but good luck, Hey, we'll keep
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: your posted or what all we're doing? Shirley and the guys,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: all right, we gotta go. I think Roscoe is in
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: next to help get us in the Christmas spirit. Right
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: we have a special guest to get us in the
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Christmas spirit. You know he's written all kinds of song. Noah,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: we have no time with me, baby, I go right
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: on here. We'll go Mary, everybody Christmas? Hey man, how
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: you doing well? Hey, we'll really enjoyed it, really enjoyed
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: the hershel Walker there there. If I ain't cool, you're
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: oh God, that's all right right there, And what's up
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Julia Roscoe my hero having wife, having life, and we're
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: going on, Hey call it, we're going on. Happy Holidays, Roscoe.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: What's going Hey, welcome back Roscoe. Happy? What y'all need
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: from me today? I'm here, I'm here to bring Crimma chill. Well,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: that's what we want. We want that Christmas. You you
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: know I didn't wrote so many Christmas holds crim crimm
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: all these souls right here. Yeah, you know you know
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: name one this Christmas? Who you think wrote that thing?
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: When Donna get it from got hell? Yet every day
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: you wrote this cre creed mother fi you sigh a
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  Speaker 1: blazing bright Come on here, Donna, let off through rude
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  Speaker 1: to dude anywhere. I gave it to Donna Donna asked me,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: could he just speed it up a little bit and
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: put his own sparing on. So I let him go. Yeah,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: I told him it wasn't a great Cristman here the
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: all time. But got for me? What else did you write?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I wrote everything being Crawlsy white, Cristmas, White, Christmas? Yeah,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: I knew it. Christmas. Who you knew? Being Crossby's uncle.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: What was his name, Bill Crawledy. That's close. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I'm clue, but it's the other Bill calls me though,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: see Bill being Bobby all of them and Benjamin, Benjamin
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: crawled was the black side of the family. Oh okay.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: And then you know I wrote I'm dreaming of a
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Black Crystal because I wanted more people to come over
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: to the house. Okay, gotcha. And then you know, it
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: was snowing outside, and then here come Being with his
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: little white ass, and then he comes talking about can
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I have that song and making a white crystal. I said,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: we'll go ahead, but I still want to say my
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: black people come out to the house. So I gave
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: it to him, but I had already recorded it. H
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Dreaming of Black Chrism same ros Rich sweet Potatu pie
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: with the ham sandwiches, kicking and potato Sally, this glisten
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  Speaker 1: and kid leaves. Miles, dude, the high Lord, I'm on
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: dreaming of black Christmas and when we had and an
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: old white man came along made the white chrispan big hit. Yeah,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: that history. What else? What you want to do? Well?
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: What about silent nights? You know the temptations in my mind?
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Old I think we had to do that right here now,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you true right now, Silent night we've
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: written by old white Dutch choid. But I got a
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: hold to it, and I got the temptation together and
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: redid that I got the temptations were you wasn't until
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: I put them together. It wasn't a temptatious What were
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: the It was a group called consent. And I said,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: you ain't in it. Conceit. It'll make no damn shit.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: You got to deal with the temptations in the world
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: because everybody get tempted. That our temptation came about. I
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: would have grown groove together. All right, Roscoe, thank you,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: we appreciate it. We're all in coming up next. We
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: got the nephew and the phone call for it today
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show coming
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today and the subject is smoke and mirrors.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Smoke and Mirrors. We'll get into that in just a
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: few because right now it is time for the nephew
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: and it's prank phone call for today. What you got
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: for us? Now? Well, you know it's Christmas time, Shylte
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Christmas decorations, okay, cat dog, if you cool it? Well,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to read cecil. Yeah, this cecil was going on. Hey,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: this many man. I live like about four fire streets
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: over from you, just manning. How you doing, brothers? I'm
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: doing do it man? How you doing? I'm good? Hey? Uh,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I see you You You got your Christmas lights up right,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: you know? Yeah? I got him up. I got my
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: whole of them and everything set up. Man, it's just
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: looking really okay. Let me let me ask you something, man,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: the theme you got in your yard? Where you get
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: that idea from? What do you mean where I get
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: them from? The idea? Like you got the snow Man,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: you got Santa Claus, some reindeals, you got your whole
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: house decorated. You got Jesus with the manger and the
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: wise men around him. Where did you get your idea from?
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm lost what she's talking about. Man, you ask
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: me where I got a theme from them? I mean
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: you try to imply from them. I'm asking I'm asking
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: you a question. Where did you get the idea from?
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: I made this up. I made up Jesus Jesus, and
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: you know that represents Christmas. Man. You go with a
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: team that's Chrystmas base man, and that's that's Christmas base
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Jesus there, Christmas Jesus and just in Jerusalem and Beth
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Lamb And hey, what's what's going on? Man? Who are
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: you when you get my number from any I'm I'm manning, Man,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I'm manning. I got I got your number from one
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: of the people that live on your street. And I'm
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: just asking you on the real where you get this
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: idea from? I made this idea? If I made this up? Man,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I made this up. Get the second time you ask
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: me why I get idea from? What are you trying
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: to imports? Go the real deal? Dog? The same thing
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: you got if you come four streets over. I got
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: the same thing in my yard and it looked like
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: you don't stole my idea. And see what you ain't
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: gonna do is try to win Christmas yards of the
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: season and you don't stole my ideal. That's the problem
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I got with you. Now. The problem you got is
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: like to twisted. Okay, to see I put this together
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: without here, I never even heard of you, manny begin with. Secondly,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I've been doing this particular theme in my yards as
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I've been standing over. I've been standing over a six years.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: You ain't had that. You ain't had that theme last year.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: You ain't that mad this thing last year. And to
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: give the four and I put myself in the same
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: place every damn time I put it down. You did
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: not have this last talk about who are you to
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: call me and tell me about my theme and about
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: my yard and what you got going. I know you
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: ain't copying there. Man, I'm gonna tell you right now,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: and I ain't gonna go no further. You need to
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: rearrange your theme and get a different thing, because you
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: got the same theme I got. No, you need to
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: rearrange your okay, because I ain't rearranging jack over here. Hey, man,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: let me tell you get but I got to come
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: over there and tell you something, man, And I'm being
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: really as real as I can be with you. If
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I got to come over there and unplugged up, if
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: you got some we come out. If I got to
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: come over to your house and unplugged some stuff, no
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: no no. If that thing my foot will be getting
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: unplug from your First of all, you ain't gonna come
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: on my street, in my house and just suspect me
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: at all about anything that I got set up in
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: my yard telling me I ain't something that way. I'll
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: tell you what. Then, I'm just gonna do this ship.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just come over there and take Jesus and
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: take and take them wise men. I't your yard. That's
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. Come over this way, call everybody
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: messing with Jesus and the man. It's gonna be some
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: real files because first of all, that's like signally, that's
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: that's the center other pea. Now, if you want to
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: come over here, you want to kind of do something
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: like that, you gonna need Jesus said help you, because
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be some rollings around going on, and it's like, yo,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: what's the bottom line is just right here. You got
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: the nerve to do the same theme. My god, I'm
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: full streets sober. I'm driving through looking at everybody's over here, man,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: looking at everybody's got you the only one? And tom
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: here has I ain't seen the same way the same place?
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Really doubt long yere? Ain't nobody ever called me your
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: stuff look like? Then? It from full five stres. I
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: who the heard this? Man? In any wait? Man, ain't
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: got no right coming on my street because you don't
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: stay on this street. You're going around looking at people
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: trying to get your ideas. Man, you got a rich No. No,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: I'm very original. I've moved to this neighborhood, and so
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: you did. I've been here. I've been here ten years.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: You've been here about six. I don't know you've been
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: living over here. I've been living over his six years.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: This subdivision was just coming up when I came over here.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: How are you gonna tell me you've been running your
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: team longer not be running mine? Who you crazy? Hey? Man?
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: And it ain't. I ain't got time to go back, man,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: You know what, I got better things? So I still
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: got some more lights put up? Hey, I got my words?
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Can go back and forth. When I'm gonna tell you
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: just right here, I'm gonna come take Jesus off your yard.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take Jesus and then one to take Jesus
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: out my yard. And I see now you're signing like
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: when I'm crazy people come about thinking Jesus out of
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: my life. That's where you've got life and messed up.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Come on over. I got something man, and man's what
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: you look here. Don't turn your lights on. The light's
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: gonna being on the nighte tomorrow, n ain't every other night.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I'm about taking my Jesus in the Manchus. I'm originally
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: as a written it could be. Come over if you
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: want to. I got something. You stole my ideal and
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: we're talking about this killing idea. Go on aunt here
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: and let's hey dog dog, let me tell you something
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: right now Jesus and then wise men is coming. I
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: chill yard today. Now you know what, man, I'm through
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: with you. Man, I'm through with you. You know what,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Come over here if you want to touch my bathing Jesus,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: touch my mainjer tech me if Joseph and the wise
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: man and I'm gonna put the North Star over your
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: literally Hey, man, I don't know where you get my
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: number from? An Who are you anyway? Who is it?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Who are you? Man? I tell you what you tell
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: about coming over here? Missing with anything's on? Cob okay,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: sit to go off every evening at duff. Who's the
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: start getting dark? Mine? Going on? Left mine? I come
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: on the nights for you anyway? Why why are you
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: like you can't come up with your own team? Man?
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Why you can't my own team? And looking at it?
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what man look for you anyway? We're
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: just squatted like you say, four five three over? What
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: kind of color you got your dry? Where I come
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: fire you to come deal with? Right now? Where are
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: you at? Right now? Where you are? You know what?
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about where I'm at. I'm I'm a ride
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: on your life. I'm about litterally now I'm gonna come fined. No,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: your life ain't coming on tonight. What never not come
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: on the night. There's gonna be some files in your life.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be on the breeze and you I'm gonna
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: let you know this, man. Man, you who for you? Anyway? Man?
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: You have caused me out of the blue telling me
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: that you're gonna come disconnect my life and steal my
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: major and take my baby jeans out the man? Who
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: are you sit up here accusing me of steending your
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: things when it's been my theme or all these years?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: This years I've been doing this. I war best yard
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: three year or three years running in this season. Now
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I think you're trying to get mine. But but see
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: the problem is you don't want the best yards because
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: you're still in my idea. How can I be sitting
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: your man? You know what you and your and I'm
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: ready to deal with your right. Hey, dog dog, I'm
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: not gonna go back and forth with you. You stole
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: my Jesus theme. Dog? Hold on, wait a minute, how
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: can I have warn that's yard three years running and
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: you're saying I got the thing you you should have
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: been getting. You must not be doing your right. Let
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: me let me, let me let me go on say
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: this to you right? Nine dogs? What's day? What Larry
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: on your streets told me to call you, lads? Larry
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: told you to come who later gave you my number?
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Larry and Tommy told me to call you every Timmy
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: told you to call me. Do you know who Tommy is?
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: That that ain't there, ain't never missing anain't Tommy to me?
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Who I'm Tommy? I'm Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: More Than Is show. You just got planked by your
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: boy Larry Man. Nephew Thomas. You want the show? Told
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: me to call you. It's a you win every single
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: year the Christmas yard feel, but it's kind of funny.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let me ask you something. What's the baddest
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: radio show in the lane? Oh man hands, I don't know,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: stout Man the show with Nephew Frank, I'll stand, I'll
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: stand often to come over there and get Jesus. I'm
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: going to get them wives. Man, boy, boy boy, now
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: you've been to meet Jesus. That's more accurate. Seeds. You're
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: gonna be my baby. Come around here. It's gonna be
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: some rolling round out here Christmas. Is that correct? Just
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: the wise man Marry show that nor Stog will be
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: on your airs. He didn't understand the accusation where you
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: get that theme from it Christmas? Right? Right? You going
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: with this man from It's Christmas with Jesus and a
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: major Here's Christmas now that one, Frank, praise for real
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: all right coming up next, and it's the Strawberry Letter
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: for today. The subject smoke and Mirrors will get into
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: it right after this you're listening to show. It is
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. If you need advice
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your
• 53:54
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• 53:57
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• 54:00
  Speaker 1: going to read this one right here, right now, and
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: you never know, it could be yours. It could be yours, ladies,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: gym is time for the Strawberry Lady, my good friend,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Shirley straw Berry, Thank you, my good friend Junior. Subject
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: smoke and Mirrors. Dear Stephen, Shirley, I'm in a long
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: distance relationship with a man that my daughter hooked me
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: up with. He's a bodybuilder, and my daughter met him
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: at her gym. She said she was looking in the
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: mirror working out when he came and stood in front
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: of her to see himself in the mirror. She said,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Other than being vain, he's extremely quiet and nerdy. He
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: and I talked a lot in the beginning, and it
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: was fun to have someone to talk to. I overlooked
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: the fact that every time we talked he was smoking weed,
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: or had just had some weed, or was planning to
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: smoke weed at any minute. After a few months of
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: doing video chats, he wanted to see me. I told
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: him he could come visit me at my house, but
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: he insisted that I come visit him, especially my daughter
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: lives in the same city. He bought me a ticket
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: and asked me to stay at his house. I planned
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: to stay in his guest room, but I left after
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: he told me what he had planned for the weekend.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: As he showed me around his house, I saw condoms
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: on his nightstand, and I was totally turned off by
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: the floor to ceiling mirrors in his bedroom. He asked
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: what I was into sexually, and I was shocked because
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: we'd never talked about fetishes and role playing. He told
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: me what he wanted to do to me sexually, and
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: he said we could watch ourselves in the mirrors while
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: we did it. I got an uber right away and
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: went to my daughter's apartment. He hasn't called or texted
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: me since, but he told my daughter I am too
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: shy and hard to get along with. Should I explain
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: the smoking mirrors to my daughter? Or let her keep
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: thinking that the breakup was all my fault. Please help?
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Who cares what he says? That's what I say. Who cares?
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: And why do you feel compelled to tell your daughter
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: anything because she introduced you to this loser. That's still
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: doesn't make you obligate it. It's simply not her business.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: You can just say that it didn't work out and
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: keep it moving. What I don't get is why you
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: didn't stay at your daughter's house instead of with the
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: man you hardly knew. I mean, you say you're in
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: a long distance relationship with him, but you're not in it.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: You just talked to this guy. You're not in a
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: relationship with this man you know. You only know a
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: couple of things about this guy. One is Eddie smokes
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: weed all of the time. Your daughter's house would have
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: been the choice. That would have been a safer, smarter
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: situation for you to be in since you were traveling,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: And I'm glad you got out of this house when
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: you did, because that could have been it could have
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: worked out crazy for you, could have been dangerous. You
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: don't know. Then you get to his house and realized
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: he only wanted sex from you, and that's it, really, Mom,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I think you need to slow down s because you
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: don't know what you want. I mean you were insulted
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: with the mirrors and the condoms on the nightstand. I mean,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: he could have at least put those up, but he didn't.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: You didn't. You didn't do enough homework or research on
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: this guy to know what it was gonna be, what
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: was gonna be waiting for you when you got off
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: that plane. You went from video chatting with him, thinking
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: you're in some sort of long distance relationship with this guy,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: to staying at his house. I mean it sounds a
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: little crazy, and I don't want you out here acting
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: desperate in these streets because this is what you can
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: end up with, wall to wall mirrors, condoms on the nightstand,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: and a man saying to you that you can watch
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: yourselves while you have sex what you don't even know
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: him like that. Again, I'm glad you left early. I
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: hope you learned what not to do in the future. Steve, Well,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: it's a lot to unpack here, but really nothing to unpack.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: This is a woman, and see I'm interested in what
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: she's not saying. So let's go. I mean, a long
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: distance relationship with a man that my daughter hooked me
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: up with. He's a bodybuilding My daughter made him at
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: her gym. She said. She was looking in the mirror
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: at herself working out. He came stood in front of
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: her to see himself in the mirror. She said, Other
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: than being vain, he's extremely quiet and nerdy. Okay, other
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: than being vain, he's extremely quiet and nerdy. Dude, that
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: makes sense to you, not at all. It just don't
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  Speaker 1: go together at all. Therefore, I think your daughter gave
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  Speaker 1: you initially a bad read. But you took the time
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: to start talking in facetiming and stuff, and you gotta
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: even worse read on this guy. You said, he and
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: I talk a lot. In the beginning, it was fun
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: to have someone to talk to. Let's stop for a minute.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: What did you just say? You heard it? It was
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: fun to have someone to talk to. Where have you
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: been in Where have you been locked away? Have you
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: been in disposed? Have you been at a convent? Have
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: you been up in the mountains at a retreat? Have
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: you just retired from being a monk in a Buddhist temple?
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: What did you get? It was nice to have somebody
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: to talk to. So what she's not saying is she
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: was lonely. I think that's what the hook up was.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: I overlooked the fact that every time we talked he
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: was smoking weed or had just all right, I lost
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: he was smoking weed, or had just smoked weed, or
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: was planning to smoke weed at any minute. It didn't
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: make no sense to me, the fact that every time
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: we talked he was smoking weed. I had just handsome weed.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: I was playing in the smoke weed at any minute.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Smokey the nerd, that's vain, loves himself, quiet, nerdy weed
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: all the damn all the time. That's all she knew
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: about him. All right, we'll have part two of your
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: response coming up. Steve. To today's letter at twenty three
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. The subject is smoking mirrors. We'll
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: be back right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter, the subject smoke
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: and mirrors. Here's a woman who is obviously extremely lonely.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Her daughter lives out of state, meets this man at
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: the gym. She was working out, looking at herself in
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: the mirror. He came and stood in front of her.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: They met each other. She introduced him to her mom, saying,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: other than being vain, he's really quiet and nerdy. That
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: don't go together. Vain people are very rarely quiet or nerdy.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Your daughter does not know how to assess people. You
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: meet the man, y'all get on the phone, y'all started talking.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: He and I talked a lot in the beginning, and
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: it was fun to have someone to talk to. What
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: what so? Who are you? It was fun to have
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: someone to talk to. Okay, damn, where you being? Lady?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: I overlooked the fact that every time we talked he
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: was smoking weed or had just had some weed. All
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: was planning to smoke weed at any minute. Why is
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: the nerty quiet personne hard talk when you're smoking that
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: damn much? Yea? And hell, he might not be quiet,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: he might yet be sleepy a lot. After a few
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: months of doing video chats, he wanted to see me.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: I told him he could come visit me at my house,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: but he insisted that I come visit him, especially since
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: my daughter lives in the same city. Okay, that kind
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: of makes sense. He bought me a ticket and asked
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: me to stay at his house. I planned to stay
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: in his guest room. What anybody flew you out here
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: for that? All right? Who flew you out there to
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: stay in the guest room? If you're gonna stay in
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: the guest room, we can just stay keep on these
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: video chats because at least I can talk to you
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: while we're in this bedroom. All right? All right? Oh, hell,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: I guess I'll come on and go to But I
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: left after he told me what he had planned for
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: the weekend. As he showed me around this house, I
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: saw condoms on his night stand and I was totally
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: turned off by the floor to ceiling mirrors in his bedroom. Well,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: I don't see what's wrong with that. Yeah, daughter told
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: you he was vain. He abided build. He got to
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: see itself when he gets up. But he has some
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: other plans for you. Now, you turned off by the
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: flow of ceiling mirrors in the bedroom. I kind of
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: like that myself. I don't have it. But to me,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: he asked me what I was into sexually, and I
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: was shocked because we never talked about fetishes in role playing. Well,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: but you have talked about sex. See that's what she
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: didn't put in that. Y'all just didn't discuss fetishes in
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: role playing, but everything else. Yeah, but you're lying if
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: you think all in video chats and sex ain't come up,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: that's not true. He told me what he wanted to
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: do to me sexually, and he said we could watch
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: ourselves in the mirror while we did it. That's what
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: the flow of sealing mirrors is. Fault. That's what the
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: condoms is on that table phone. Your cy was in
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: new draws though. See you ain't even see that, Steve Harvey.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: There's some stuff in that draws though. I got an
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: uber right away and went to my daughter's apartment where
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: you should have been in the first place. He hasn't
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: called it text me since then. Well, what are you
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: gonna say? So should I explain this? Okay, hold on,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: he ain't called it text me since then. But he
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: told my daughter, I'm too shy and hard to get
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: along with. Wait a minute, this is the quiet nerd
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: that just told your daughter that you too shy and
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: hard to get along with. Your daughter has a poor
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: assessment of men. But, like Shirley said, what do you ca? Yeah,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: what the hell he think? Or what your daughter think? Yeah?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Let your daughter dat him. She liked going to the gym.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: She liked looking at herself in the mirror. I don't
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: really see what you want us to do. So should
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: I let my daughter keep thinking that the break up
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: was all my fault? Please help? Just really, you really
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: don't have a problem. You're not going back up there.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: You're not into fetishes and role playing. You don't like
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: looking at yourself in the mirror because you probably get
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: out the bed. And you know, I was like cool
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: walking towards it. But when you turn sideways in that
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: float the ceiling mirror, who could throw your ass into something? Stupid?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: So stupid, that's what she don't like. Did you be
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: walking to me and be going right now, then you
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: turn to the side and you go it'd be like
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: just creep out. It's just you, you know, shocking, It
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: is shocking, and so that's what it is. And so
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know what to tell you, lady.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: You really don't have a problem. I tell my daughter
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: the truth. Actually I flew out here. We had discussed sex,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: but we didn't discuss fetishes and role playing. Obviously, Uh,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: big big boy over here, Well, big boy wanted to
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: put some straps on me and have me swinging back
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: and forth and every time I swung into him, you
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: knew what was gonna happen. Now listen, leave your comments
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: on today's Strawberry Letter, at Instagram, at Steve HARVEYFM, and child.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: I didn't think that was big enough, Undimand coming up next,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Sports Talk with Junior. Right after this. You're listening, It
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: is time now for Sports Talk with Junior. What you got, Junior? Alright?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Pimping it's tied to pick pimping you had last week?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Well last week, Come on, damn, pimping's on fire. Come on,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: here we go, pippot Jets, bills, come on, give me
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: ten bills all the way. It's this crunch time. Ain't
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: I gonna messing around? Alright? Pimping Texans? Cowboys? I know
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be Cowboys. Wasn't even no hope for us?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: All right, Vikings, Lions, The Lions is gonna surprise they
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: ass Come on, d Troit, here we go. Jaguars, Titans,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: pimping Titans, gonna shut your dough. Okay, that is man
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Eagles versus the Giants. Eagles, baby Jaalen Herdris don't stopable
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: this year? Okay? Is he MVP this year? So far?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: And he's cute. Okay, Carla, I got that Eagles. Did
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: you say he wasn't cute? I think cute? Cute man, Yeah.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Raven Steelers pipping, no Lamar, Yeah, it ain't got a
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: little more upset Steelers. Okay, I like pipping. Here we
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: go Chiefs Broncos. I can't see the Chiefs losing two
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: in the row. It's no way, chief Okay. Then Russell
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: does the loss again. Russell Russell have a hard time down, Hey,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: down down down when he married to see Ann come out.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: He's good. It ain't how bad is your life? Buckers
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: forty nine is pipping well. Jimmy Garoppolo got hurt? He did.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: And Brady Pool one out there on the road Buckingers
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: baby bucking k Yeah okay. Panthers, Seahawks pimping Sea Hawks.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: It is Dolphins charges pimping. Come on, we need some dolphins,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: come on tour. Let's go Dolphins. It is okay, And
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: here we go Patriots Cardinals. You know how I hate
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: the Patriot right for they're playing that they playing in Arizona. Cardinals, Dad,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: it is and come on, I gotta give it to
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: you man. Brown's Bengals. It isn't Cincinnati. Come on browns now,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: we can't beat the Bengals right now? An't damn? Joe
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: Brown throwing his hands. They ain't got no damn, but
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: we ain't got no d Thank you guys. Come going
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: with Cleland Brown, but I know the Bengals gonna with.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, the
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: surveys says. The survey says if Keenan Thompson had a
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: highly memorable skit at the People's Choice Awards, of course,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: mocking you again, Steve. This year's People Choice Awards aired
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: on Tuesday night, and the show's host, Keenan Thompson dressed
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: up as you, Steve, and played a round of celebrity
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: family feud in a skit with the ladies from the
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This is an impression that
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Keenan has done for years. Take a listen, O kay now,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: I'm your man, Steve Harvey, and we hear the People's
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Choice Awards, the awards for regular people. I am a
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: regular person myself, except I'm on eight different TV shows
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: and you can see my mustache from space. All right.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: We got from regular everyday people here who are ready
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: to play the feuds if the real housewives of Beverly Hill.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Let a man. All right, let's do that, alright, Kyle,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: shutting Catholic. It's a pleasure you are taking on the
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: reek Erica, Crystal and a Lisia. All right, you're already
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: here we go. Let do that, all right, Kyle. We
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: surveyed one hundred people and we asked, what's something you
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: shouldn't do at a party? Um, drink too much to
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: kill and do the splits. Okay, that's pretty specific, but
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: let's see it was up there. How many people said
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: doing the shots in the splits? Oh? I look at that.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Twelve people. Unbelievable. A lot of flexible people out there.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: All Right, do you get mad? What are you get mad?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: You get mad? I ain't mad at all? Oh good,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: No bother me. I'm I'm a I'm a huge part
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: of his career, Keenan. Yeah, they used to be on
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: your show when they were younger and kill uh huh.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: So he needed me, damn his entire career here it
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: comes the way I'm going with it. He needed hang on,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: I dragged across the tape. Keenan, you're one of his
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: favorites to do though he does you well, No, I
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: don't funny. You don't think you does he? No? Damn? Okay?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: So out yeah yeah god yeah, yeah. I don't like
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: none of them. Now one of them, don't care. I'm
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: not encouraging none of them. Imitation is the sincerest form
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: of flattery. They loved the love that you know who
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: wrote that? Somebody that don't get talked about. And it
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: was st Yeah, it was a major like the laugh
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: you can see your must face. I ain't laugh if
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: you do mean get to laugh you see. Hell, it
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: was Choice Awards. I think he did a great job.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: Keenan always plan when it comes to you. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: he got a big comedy award at the Byron Allen's
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Griel Award. Yeah, congratulations, yeah for he was a kid.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah he's uh huh m hm. So Steven Keenan were
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: in front of you right now, what would you say
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: to him? Oh? Nothing much, you know, just you know,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: not much? What like you know, just I don't know,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: probably something like a fat boy. No, you ain't say that,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: big dog. Come on, I'm gonna say that I had
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: him on my show. I told him he didn't even
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: want to come out. He came out on my show.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: I said, man, you know how to beat your ass?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: I told him that. You see, if you're a comedian,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: you gotta be able to take a joke. You know that?
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Who keep telling ya all that? Who you're a comedian,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: you gotta be able to take a joke. Who told
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: y'all that? But we rao joke? Now? That ain't high work.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: What I mean, that's not how it works. You weren't
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: jokes about people. People can't make jokes about you. Who
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: made that up? Y'all did? That's how it should be.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: It is all right. Coming up twenty minutes after the hour,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Learn
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: how to take a joke? You're listening Morning Show. Well,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: we gotta send big congratulations out to eighteen ten year
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: old Jalen Smith of Earl, Arkansas. Why you ask who
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: is Jalen Smith? Well, he is the mayor, Thank you
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: very much. He is the mayor of Earl, Arkansas, Okay.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Eighteen years old Jalen Smith, now reportedly the youngest black
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: mayor in the United States. He won the mayor Old
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: race this Tuesday. Of course, in a runoff election. He
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: beat his opponent with a final count of two hundred
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: and eighteen votes to one hundred and thirty nine votes.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: This is according to Fox News in Memphis. Mayor Smith.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: That's right, get his name right. Mayor Smith announced the
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: win in a Facebook post and thanks thank the voters
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: of Earl, Arkansas, youngest mayor in the US eighteen years old. Man,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: that's outstanding. Should stories We shouldn't do these type of
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: stories because just gonna show my friend, I really ain't nothing.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: You are something eighteen and he of mayor My ass
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: is just a co host. I'm not well. I've been
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: looking at my family. I might not be all that,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: but what is y'all? Say that one more time because
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: I want to make sure I might not be all that?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: But what is y'all? Right there? Right back to it,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: right back. Oh, I ain't got no problem with it.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: You could have said, what are you? What are you?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to all of them. What is y'all? Congratulations
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: to Mayor Jalen Smith, though very probably all right. We'll
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: at thirty three minutes after we'll play around. If would
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: you rather right after this you're listening show, it is
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: time now for would you rather? Would you rather have
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: your socks sliding in your shoe all day? Or would
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: you rather have your underwear in your butt all day?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: Weggie all day? Which one sock sliding or your underwear
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: in your butt? Socks? I didn't heard every pore what
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: you know. I had when I was in school. I
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: had them socks and hand them or elastic in the
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: top they was under They was under my arch, just
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: on the y rolled up, they rolled up under your
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: I had all my sock was in the tower to
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: shoot all my whole sock was under my arch. Let's
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: take it off at that point? Yeah, well not at school.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: You can't let nobody see that. So I just had
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: to deal with it, okay, Bill Bottom, So couldn't nobody
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: see it till I said out? Okay. But it was
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: uncomfortable though, to walk around, very very But I cain't
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: he had him. I can't hear them jaws. That's what
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: they call it a wedge because they're wedged up in there. Okay. Uh,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: would you rather have the ability to read people's minds?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather have the ability just to see
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: through walls that X ray vision read people minds? Or
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: see through walls before I got married? Hey, now that
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: I'm married? Why what? What? What? Marriage? I can read? Mom?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: If I could read people's mind before I got married,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: I would find out who won'ting me? He says, I'm married.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Now I found out who won't be. I'm married to him,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: so be I want you to walk Okay, I see
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: who wanted all of this? Yeah? Yeah, uh no, I
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: just want to be able to read minds. That's my
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: business purpose. Oh you can have the advantage. Yeah this money?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Hunh Steve? Got all right? Would you rather have two
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: million dollars to live in an RV for a whole
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: year RV? Or would you have five hundred thought rather
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: have five hundred thousand dollars to live on a yacht? Oh? Hey,
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: uh yeah, you're living in an RV for a year
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: for two mills, Steve, I'm gonna take five hundred thousand,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: not a yat. Yeah, hear that ball ass, y'all. I'm
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: gonna flip that five hundred on that y'allt Oh, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna take the yacht versus two million, and is that
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  Speaker 1: the advantage is one point five million? He liked that
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  Speaker 1: yacht life five hundred thousand. Why you wanna take the
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  Speaker 1: two me, junior, just go on to say your answer
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  Speaker 1: and accept it and take that confused ass to look
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  Speaker 1: off your face for you to have. I have different
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  Speaker 1: things that you don't know about, and so it's fine.
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  Speaker 1: I take the five hundred thousand, and I'm living on
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  Speaker 1: that mega yacht out on that ocean, and you take
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  Speaker 1: the two million and living that R and B RV.
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  Speaker 1: That's for you. No, you should do that because you
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  Speaker 1: don't have two million dollars. But you don't like water
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  Speaker 1: like that all the time. Yeah, he dies, all right,
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  Speaker 1: like wa, don't get in it round? Would you rather
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  Speaker 1: coming up at forty nine minutes afterwards with our last
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  Speaker 1: break of the day right after day? You're listening, all right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: here we are our last break of the day on
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  Speaker 1: this Friday. Yes you know that weekend. So let me
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  Speaker 1: just get into my closing remarks because they're very positive.
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  Speaker 1: Earlier today I was talking about I was struggling for
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  Speaker 1: a minute this morning because I just felt like I
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  Speaker 1: had this problem that I kept focusing on and then
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  Speaker 1: focusing on the problem I had, I began to drift
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  Speaker 1: off into just a funk. My attitude this morning was
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  Speaker 1: kind of going the wrong direction, and I was. I was,
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  Speaker 1: as I said earlier this morning, if you your feelings,
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  Speaker 1: your current feelings are a barometer of your thoughts. And
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  Speaker 1: what I've learned is if you can't explain the funk
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  Speaker 1: you're in, if you're walking around in a fog and
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  Speaker 1: it's got a little depressed like for you, all you
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  Speaker 1: have to do is retrace your thoughts over the last
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  Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. If all you can remember thinking about was
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  Speaker 1: the last fifteen minutes and it was dark and negative
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  Speaker 1: and gloomy and unpopular, that explains your feelings. So what
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  Speaker 1: I had to do this morning was something that I preach.
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  Speaker 1: I had to practice it. Change your attitude. Start your
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  Speaker 1: morning with gratitude, which will affect your attitude, which has
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  Speaker 1: a direct correlation on your altitude. Everything is mental, and
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  Speaker 1: so what I had to do is change what I
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  Speaker 1: was looking at this morning, and it changed my perspective.
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  Speaker 1: And I had to come to the realization that whatever
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  Speaker 1: problem I have, I have no problem bigger than my God.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't I can't think, nor can you of
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  Speaker 1: anything you've gone through in your life that you have
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  Speaker 1: not survived. You can't think of anything. If you had
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  Speaker 1: cancer and you're listening, you survived it, or you're currently surviving.
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  Speaker 1: If you got evicted, where are you now? Even if
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  Speaker 1: you're in a shelter, you survived the eviction. Even if
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  Speaker 1: you're in a small apartment, you lost your main home.
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  Speaker 1: You are still somewhere. That is a positive to everything,
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  Speaker 1: and you have to find it or else you will
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  Speaker 1: stay in the gloom and the doom and the funk
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  Speaker 1: in the dark. That's a very good thing. So let's
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  Speaker 1: look at this week right here, this week in the news,
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  Speaker 1: Senator Raphael Warnock has been given an additional six years
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  Speaker 1: as senator. That's great news. That's a positive. I don't
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. I don't care who you are, Democrat, Republican,
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  Speaker 1: far right, far left. That's a blessing because the alternative
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  Speaker 1: was you know who you see and even as a Republican,
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  Speaker 1: that alternative, really, man, honestly speaking, was not a better
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  Speaker 1: person to have speaking on your behalf at George Brittany
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  Speaker 1: Griner was free. That's good news, regardless as to how
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  Speaker 1: you feel about her lifestyle and her life choices. What
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? She got free to go home.
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  Speaker 1: That's a great week. What else happened this week? Because
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  Speaker 1: I had a series of things I was thinking about.
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  Speaker 1: It's just so many great things happening this week. Right here,
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  Speaker 1: you have some vived another week. You're surviving another week.
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  Speaker 1: You're still in the land of the living. You have
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  Speaker 1: opportunities in front of you, You have choices in front
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  Speaker 1: of you. I don't really, I don't know if people
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  Speaker 1: really really look at their life and take inventory of
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  Speaker 1: the choices you have to make. You know, you have
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  Speaker 1: a choice to go to work in the morning or not.
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  Speaker 1: You can choose not to go, but the choice to
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  Speaker 1: go produces income. Income produces the things you need, and
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  Speaker 1: produces some of the things you want. It's all right
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  Speaker 1: there in front of you. How really good of a
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  Speaker 1: life you actually have, because it's far more wonderful if
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  Speaker 1: you look at the positive instead of focusing on the negative.
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  Speaker 1: You have a wonderful opportunity in front of you. And
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  Speaker 1: that opportunity is to be grateful. Because once you fix
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  Speaker 1: your gratitude, it affects your attitude and it is in
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  Speaker 1: direct correlation with your altitude, and can I tell you
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  Speaker 1: something else. You are the one and only person that
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  Speaker 1: controls that. It is not up to your circumstances. It
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  Speaker 1: is not of perchance, it is not laid to the
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  Speaker 1: roll of the dice. Your ability to control your thoughts,
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  Speaker 1: it's on you. It's on you. That's a blessing, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's a huge blessing, and I want you to start
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  Speaker 1: taking advantage of it. You can start looking at the
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  Speaker 1: glass of water you got is half empty, or you
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  Speaker 1: can look at it as almost full. The choice is your.
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  Speaker 1: You can look at adversity as doom and gloom, or
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  Speaker 1: you can look at adversity as a well law, well
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  Speaker 1: sought after and fought after lesson. You can holiday and experience.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, it's just how you look at it, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to change your mental angle and you have
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  Speaker 1: full control of that. I don't care what happens. You
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  Speaker 1: control what you think about it. Life is ten percent
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  Speaker 1: what happens. It's what you do about it, and what
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  Speaker 1: you do about it all is in direct correlation with
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  Speaker 1: how you think. You change your attitude, you change your altitude.
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  Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks. It's been a great week.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you see it that way, and if not,
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  Speaker 1: start focusing on the good things in your life and
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  Speaker 1: watch what happens to all the negatives. Tough. Have a
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