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Hood Dude Sports, levateyou.com, 66 Years, Christley's Prison Sentence and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit on the don giving
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  Speaker 1: them like the milking bu bu things and it's y'all
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  Speaker 1: be good. Steve listening to movie together for Stu. Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't joy. You gotta turn him. You gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: to turn out, turn got to turn out to turn
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  Speaker 1: turn the water the water. Come come on your baby,
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  Speaker 1: hu i' sr will come on and everybody y'all listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, come on, dig me now, one and
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  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Heh man back
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  Speaker 1: in business too, man, Man, How good is God? I mean, really,
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  Speaker 1: if you think about it in spite of all that's
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  Speaker 1: going down in your life, first of all, it could
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  Speaker 1: be worse. But secondly, sometimes you have to remember. And
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  Speaker 1: I've just had to have this conversation with myself this morning.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I'm fresh on this one right here. When
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  Speaker 1: a challenge faces you, are you going through a difficult moment,
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  Speaker 1: or you didn't hit a bump in the road in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of that, If you could manage to be grateful,
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  Speaker 1: it would take you a long way. Gratitude is a
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  Speaker 1: powerful resource. If you can be grateful in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of it. Gratitude is a powerful resource when it's dim
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  Speaker 1: for you, And it got a little bumpy on the road,
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  Speaker 1: and he ran into some obstacles, and you didn't ran
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  Speaker 1: up into some detooled signs, and your journey ain't smooth
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  Speaker 1: as it was last week or last year. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: be grateful for the things that are going right and
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  Speaker 1: that have gone right, and for the thing that's wrong
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  Speaker 1: right now to get right? Man? Can I share that
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  Speaker 1: with you? Man? Is that a tough one to learn?
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  Speaker 1: It is for me. It has been one of my
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  Speaker 1: toughest challenges is to learn how to be grateful because
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  Speaker 1: it's a powerful resource, but how to be grateful in
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  Speaker 1: moments of despair when it ain't going right. See here's
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  Speaker 1: a mistake I would make. See when something go wrong,
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  Speaker 1: I want to focus on the wrong so much in
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  Speaker 1: an attempt to fix it. But even then the focus
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  Speaker 1: ain't always in to fix it. The focus becomes, Man,
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  Speaker 1: this is bad. Man, I can't believe this is happening.
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  Speaker 1: Why just keep going down? That doesn't fix anything? You know,
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  Speaker 1: mealing over it, going over what's wrong, explaining it, sharing
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  Speaker 1: it with your friends. You know, making it sound worse
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  Speaker 1: than it is, tell the story for pity from other people.
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  Speaker 1: All of that, right there, has nothing to do with
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  Speaker 1: the fix. Sometimes you're just mulling over it. You're just
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  Speaker 1: making it worse. You're just making it a bigger problem.
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  Speaker 1: You're manifesting it into your atmosphere, You're putting it out
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  Speaker 1: there in your spirit. Now, all of a sudden, it
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  Speaker 1: consumes your day. Next thing, you know, you're having a
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  Speaker 1: bad day. If you're having a bad day, it's because
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  Speaker 1: you've been having some bad thoughts. So what I've had
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  Speaker 1: to learn how to do, and what I'm working on
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  Speaker 1: this morning is I'm working on this situation that's been
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  Speaker 1: cropped up. I was going kind of smooth here for
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  Speaker 1: a minute, and now I didn't got real bumpy in
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  Speaker 1: the road, you know, and all this here. So what
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about now, though, is even though I've hit
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  Speaker 1: a bump in the road, and even though i'd and
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  Speaker 1: ran into a detour, and even though I've hit this love,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going down into a valley. I ain't up on
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  Speaker 1: the peak. Can I not still be grateful for all
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  Speaker 1: the things that God has given me, for all the
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  Speaker 1: things He's done for me, for all the things he's
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  Speaker 1: brought me through, and realizing that even this that's happening
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  Speaker 1: to me again is going to pass too. He gonna
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  Speaker 1: get me through that attitude. Come on, man, God is
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  Speaker 1: a good god. Man. It's a lot to be grateful for.
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  Speaker 1: So while I'm tripping on this bumping the road out
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  Speaker 1: and here, what I gotta remember is all the things
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  Speaker 1: He's done for me. And like I say, my saying
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  Speaker 1: is joy depression cannot reside in the same place. So
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  Speaker 1: instead of being down about this new bumping the road,
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  Speaker 1: if I'm constantly filling my mind with the thoughts of
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  Speaker 1: how good He's been to me, of what all he's
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  Speaker 1: done for me, of all the things he's brought me through,
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  Speaker 1: of all the blessings he's presented me with. When I
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  Speaker 1: go down that list, I really don't have a lot
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  Speaker 1: of time to mull over the situation. Now. Do I
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  Speaker 1: have to fix this bump in the road? Of course
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  Speaker 1: I do. Are There's some things I'm going to have
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  Speaker 1: to do to straighten it out, of course it is.
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  Speaker 1: But Steve just going to get the business of doing
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  Speaker 1: it and straighten it out. What you mulling over and
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  Speaker 1: wearing about it for you know, old people. I heard
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  Speaker 1: old people say something when I was growing up in
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  Speaker 1: the church. They say, if you're gonna pray about it,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry about it. But if you're gonna worry about it,
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  Speaker 1: don't pray about it. That's an amazing thing. And prayer
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  Speaker 1: just happens to be my weapon of choice. Man, it
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  Speaker 1: ain't always been that way. I want you to understand
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  Speaker 1: that My first weapon of choice was you do it
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  Speaker 1: to me, I do it to you. You call me out,
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  Speaker 1: I call you out, you say something bad about me.
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  Speaker 1: I've tried to find you and say something bad about you.
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  Speaker 1: That was my weapon in the past. How did that
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  Speaker 1: work out for you, Steve? Not so good? Because you
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  Speaker 1: know what, I spent a lot of time fighting back,
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  Speaker 1: kicking back, swinging back, when I could have spent all
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  Speaker 1: that time climbing. See, all you're trying to do at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the day, folks, is have a better
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  Speaker 1: life than the one you got. All you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: do is to improve your position in life. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's not my business to make sure you don't get
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  Speaker 1: where you're going. Ain't got no time for that. It's
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  Speaker 1: not my job to assure that you ain't as high
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  Speaker 1: as me. I ain't got no time for that. Your
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  Speaker 1: real mission and purpose is to have the best life
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  Speaker 1: that you can have, to ascend to the highest plateau
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  Speaker 1: that you can get to, to make your family as
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  Speaker 1: comfortable as you can, to provide as much as you
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  Speaker 1: can for your family. But legally, see, those of us
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  Speaker 1: are sitting up here trying to come up with sideways.
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  Speaker 1: You can ask a couple million men sitting in prison
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  Speaker 1: today how they wish they hadn't have done that, and
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  Speaker 1: they'll tell you, Oh, man, I wish I never had
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  Speaker 1: did it. I knew not to go down there. Something
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  Speaker 1: told me not to go down there. Man. If I
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  Speaker 1: could change things, I would. But they're sitting somewhere doing
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  Speaker 1: some time that had they made another decision, they wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have to do. Now that don't make them throw away people,
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  Speaker 1: na man, because everybody make mistakes, and God is in
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  Speaker 1: the forgiving business. And some of us have done some
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  Speaker 1: things that really broke the law, and a whole lot
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  Speaker 1: of other things and deserve to do some time. But
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  Speaker 1: through the grace of God, we didn't. But now we
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  Speaker 1: set up here and we passed judgment on people who
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  Speaker 1: got to do something man, I don't care. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care what you've done. God can't forgive anything, but our position,
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  Speaker 1: our motivation in life is to try to have the
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  Speaker 1: best life we can have and provide for those around
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  Speaker 1: us and make it comfortable. If that's your ambition, you
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  Speaker 1: don't have time to worry about or concern yourself with
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  Speaker 1: another person. And I wasted time doing that, and that's
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  Speaker 1: not the way to get it done. It's simply mind
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  Speaker 1: to your business, taking care of you and getting yourself
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  Speaker 1: right and tight. It's twenty four so that's a full
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  Speaker 1: time job. So what I had to learn was and
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  Speaker 1: what I've the reason I've chosen prayer as as my
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  Speaker 1: weapon of choice now is that now prayer helps me
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  Speaker 1: that I don't have to fight back. Now, if I
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  Speaker 1: get cornered, I'm gonna fight you. I ain't even gonna
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  Speaker 1: lie to you. And now I'm still working on some
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  Speaker 1: things that trigger me. You know, you know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and and and and so I'm I'm slowly getting better
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  Speaker 1: at that. But I've learned that my weapon of choice
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  Speaker 1: is prayer now, So when it happens ugly for me,
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  Speaker 1: I pray about it. When it gets tight and dismal,
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  Speaker 1: for me. I pray about it. And the thing about prayer, man,
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  Speaker 1: is prayer changes things. Yes, it does. Now read about
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  Speaker 1: it and try it. That's the deal. Okay, come on,
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  Speaker 1: prayer as a wonderful weapon. You're listening show ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: boys and girls, animal trainers, bus drivers, hula hoop specialists,
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  Speaker 1: then ask people that work at the beauty shop. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: mama have good morning to them. This is the Steve
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  Speaker 1: real Mouth of the South, Junior boy and the legend
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  Speaker 1: that is nephew Tommy. What we got going on? Junior?
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  Speaker 1: What's on your mind this morning? Man? Today? Another national
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  Speaker 1: holiday today six to six up national holidays after Keen Day.
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  Speaker 1: Harvey looking God, thank you Lord. How you feel? Man
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  Speaker 1: saying I feel like I feel like a brand new
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  Speaker 1: fresh Chris Budollar bit. Yeah, I feel like a Harriet
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  Speaker 1: Tubman stamp new Yeah. Yeah, I feel like the oldening
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  Speaker 1: of a new Tyler Perry plate. Yes, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: a gospel song with backup down. What is that feeling.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like the praise team at
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  Speaker 1: church with all skinny people. Well, I feel like something
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  Speaker 1: in the words. I feel like busting loose, busted loose.
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  Speaker 1: Give me the brid y'alluster, give me the bed, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: How I feel day Mandy, I don't even know what, man. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just letting y'all know I ain't gonna be here
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  Speaker 1: the mom. You know, I came in the birthday show,
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  Speaker 1: but I gotta take day off. Now. I'm just letting
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  Speaker 1: you know I'm gonna be here to mom. Yeah, I gotta.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta get a day to just you know, drink
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  Speaker 1: it all in an absorbing man. I'm grateful another trip
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  Speaker 1: around the sun. Man. There's a lot of trips. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm grateful because I know a lot of people that
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  Speaker 1: ain't made these many trips, man, deal people people that
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  Speaker 1: I love. Man, And and so I'm grateful. Man. Everything
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  Speaker 1: is shining on him, expecting great things this coming year. Um.
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  Speaker 1: I have an affirmation that I use every morning. I
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  Speaker 1: think I'm gonna do it in my clothing remarks. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to keep it to myself. I learned it
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  Speaker 1: from another brother. I don't even know his name. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna look him up online because I learned this information
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  Speaker 1: and I've been doing it for a lolova week now
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  Speaker 1: and it has really, really change so many things in
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  Speaker 1: my mind set throughout the day. It's a simple thing
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  Speaker 1: that he says to do every day, twenty times in
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  Speaker 1: the morning and twenty times that night. And I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you it's just something you say, and it's an affirmation
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  Speaker 1: prayer phrase, Lord have mercy. It's been a game change.
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  Speaker 1: I share with you all throughout the day. Whenever you
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  Speaker 1: want the information, just let me go see your Marty
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  Speaker 1: show Mary, Happy Birthday Steve and see his birthday and
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  Speaker 1: coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, the
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  Speaker 1: nephew is here to run that frank back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is Steve's birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Steve. We're celebrating all day, our fearless leader's birthday.
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  Speaker 1: It is time right now for your nephew, Steve to
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back. What you got for us now,
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  Speaker 1: m let me keep six to ten the brain call.
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  Speaker 1: It's six to ten six? Are you this man? Who
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  Speaker 1: are you this morning? I'm quite storm tonight six to ten,
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  Speaker 1: tix to ten, Let's go t Hello. Hello, I's trying
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  Speaker 1: to speak your Latrenda. Please, this is Latrenda. Who is this? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: You work at the turn with sharp Yes? I do.
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  Speaker 1: Who is this? Okay? When you were there? Did you
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  Speaker 1: work last Wednesday? Like from six to I guess six
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  Speaker 1: to close? Yeah? I work every Wednesday? Yeah? Who who
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  Speaker 1: is this? Hey? My name is Ralph and I basically,
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  Speaker 1: um uh, you know, looked around to try and get
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  Speaker 1: your phone. Um, I got a bit of a complaint
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  Speaker 1: right Wait wait wait, wait wait, you're calling me with
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  Speaker 1: a complaint on my cell phone. Who gave you my number?
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  Speaker 1: I've done the research to get your number, man, And
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  Speaker 1: what I'm calling about it is, while I was in
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  Speaker 1: there at getting a sandwich and eating, I'm realizing that
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  Speaker 1: you came out of the bathroom without washing your hands
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  Speaker 1: and which First of all, you need to be calling
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  Speaker 1: the corporate headquarters if you got a complaint or you
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  Speaker 1: caught that one hundred number on the back of your receipt.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be calling my cell phone. Whoever gave your gave
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  Speaker 1: you myself on I'm a whoof day. Hey. Listen, listen,
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  Speaker 1: the problem is is that you're coming out not washing
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  Speaker 1: your hands. No, No, the problem, I don't never come
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  Speaker 1: out and not wash my hands. First of all, I'm working.
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  Speaker 1: I've been working out for three years. Okay, be coming
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  Speaker 1: to me with no books that I hadn't came out
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  Speaker 1: and I washed my hands. I guess you ain't been
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  Speaker 1: washing your hands for no three years and you you're
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  Speaker 1: coming out, you know, unsanitizing. This is where you're treating people. Don't.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, don't be calling my phone talking behind.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't washed my hands, like I said, I've been
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  Speaker 1: there three years. I've been employer of the month six times.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be coming to me with a none of different book.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like how you employ the money. You must
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  Speaker 1: be the nasty employer of the month because you're coming
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  Speaker 1: out you're not washing your hand. I saw you scratch
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  Speaker 1: your head there and you ain't putting who I always
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  Speaker 1: for gloves on my hand. You ain't my gloves on.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know who the hell you think you are.
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  Speaker 1: But don't be calling my phone with this. You need
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  Speaker 1: to be calling headquarters if you gotta complaint. I tell
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  Speaker 1: you what I'm gonna call headquarters. I'm coming at a
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  Speaker 1: mom to see if you're gonna be up in there
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  Speaker 1: with some gloves on, or you gonna come out there
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  Speaker 1: out of the bathroom again with the same thing. Come
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  Speaker 1: on up there. I'm gonna be there from sixty close,
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  Speaker 1: sixty close, and I bet you if you come up
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  Speaker 1: to the mall, I'm gonna make it sandwich. You'all you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do what I'm gonna make it sandwich? You'aut should
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  Speaker 1: Who's you think you're talking to? Yo? You said your
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  Speaker 1: name was round right. Don't be calling my phone with this. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. All I'm saying to you
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  Speaker 1: is this right here. If I come up in there
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow and find out you ain't got some gloves on,
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  Speaker 1: you're mess end I get whoop all right, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: with mine. You're gonna want sixty ten. I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 1: up there from sixty ten, and I ain't gonna call nobody.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't calling my brothers, my cousin, my uncle or nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna who by myself. Excuse me, you're gonna you
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  Speaker 1: you you've been trying to take on them. Man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna whoop your by myself. That's what I said. You
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  Speaker 1: need to get you a little man. Sit behind in
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom and wash your hands, keep them on your head.
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  Speaker 1: You don't be coming up some people food like that.
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  Speaker 1: Bring your throwing up there six to ten. You know
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  Speaker 1: where I work? Six tit ten and I'm gonna whoop y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Who do you think you're talking to? I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know who you aren't, but I'm gonna know y'all tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna know you tomorrow. Bring your throwing up there,
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  Speaker 1: six tit ten and I'm gonna whoop y'all. I'm coming
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  Speaker 1: up there to mor Come on, I'm not going up
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  Speaker 1: tore tomorrow. Matter of fact, I'm gonna tell you how
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  Speaker 1: to be sanitized. I'm gonna be what some gloves on.
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  Speaker 1: Do you hear me? You're gonna be like and you
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  Speaker 1: steady talking about whoop them? That's a little Bring you
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  Speaker 1: up there. We're gonna see who's gonna get mad? Who?
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  Speaker 1: What kind of man as you anyways to be talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Fighting to walk? You are? And you are what what
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  Speaker 1: you called me? Um te at you? I'm coming up
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  Speaker 1: to to see you tomorrow. Is you gonna is you
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  Speaker 1: gonna be ready when I get up there what's up
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  Speaker 1: you anyway? Like Carla Frince, I'm about you gonna fight
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  Speaker 1: females y'all with some hand washing. Bring your frick and
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you what it is. Sixty ten. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna be here. Matter of fact, I'm gona be here
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  Speaker 1: at five forty five. Bring your stop for five o'clock,
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  Speaker 1: agin and I'm gonna whoop yoall who your threk? You two,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to bring up for tomorrow
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  Speaker 1: six to ten. You's gonna see, You're gonna see what's up.
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  Speaker 1: I got one of my threends to say to you
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  Speaker 1: for her come up to tomorrow. I'm gonna you got
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  Speaker 1: to say, I don't care. I'm gonna whoop yo, say
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  Speaker 1: that I got I got one more three listen to me?
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  Speaker 1: What do you listen? What? What this is? Nephew Tommy
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  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Shop. Who you you say? Whom?
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  Speaker 1: Hey this nephew Timmy from the Steve hard Good Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: You just got franked by your co workers? Man you
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  Speaker 1: man she man, y'all got me Man's like six in tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: I got something for her. She gonna have to watch
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  Speaker 1: her back every hour, every hour on the hour. I
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  Speaker 1: got something for her. I ain't gonna hurt her, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna do it in tomorrow. Believe that. Well
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  Speaker 1: you read it though. I was hell yeah, I'm gonna man,
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  Speaker 1: you don't even know what you had a stuff for you?
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  Speaker 1: You just like that, y'all is gonna pull me off.
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  Speaker 1: And that probably wouldn't have been enough either. Hey, I
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  Speaker 1: got one more thing to ask you, baby girl. What
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  Speaker 1: know Steve Harvey Morning Show? So how are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: How much? Tree Port Fresh report was good? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: had a blast. My boys did a good job. Can
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  Speaker 1: you hear my boys? What sound like? It sound like
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  Speaker 1: I had a good Yeah when I when I missed yesterday?
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  Speaker 1: Did you? Did you? Stud I had a good time
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  Speaker 1: when I miss worked? You did you? You want to
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  Speaker 1: know what you think, Steve? What you think? So I
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  Speaker 1: mean what you said? So you know it's I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's what you do, dog, It's it's your life,
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  Speaker 1: it's your choosing, it's your calling, it's your mission doing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: can buy missing days and all this? Hill Man, You've
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  Speaker 1: overcome a lot. You know your last year. What you overcome?
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  Speaker 1: You asked me to be at work every day with
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  Speaker 1: bells and whistles on. You need Coyle bell around your neck.
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  Speaker 1: Let us know you're walking in the studio. All right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, birthday boy, then I want just not on
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  Speaker 1: my birthday. It's your birthday. Thank you, Tommy. Coming up next,
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  Speaker 1: it is asked the Cello Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: in the building right after this, I was honoring Martin
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  Speaker 1: Luther King birthday. Okay, you're listening to show. Coming up
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour and Entertainment News reality
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  Speaker 1: stars Todd and Julie Chrisley are set to report to
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  Speaker 1: prison today to serve a combined nineteen year sentence. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. Um Kanye Kanye West
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  Speaker 1: got married again. We'll talk about that. Yeah, he's married.
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  Speaker 1: And it's our fearless leader, Steve Harvey's birthday. We are
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  Speaker 1: celebrating all morning long because why because we love him
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  Speaker 1: and we celebrate him. That's why, Steve, I'm answering all
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  Speaker 1: the CLO questions as a newly arrived sixty six year old. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I'm doing this whole show with the new
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  Speaker 1: attitude that I bought into this new beginning, this new year.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go all right, all right, it's time to ask
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  Speaker 1: the clo. You have more questions than you normally have.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, okay, I don't, but we can make something
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  Speaker 1: up if we need to. Let's go okay, Robin and
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  Speaker 1: Monroe says, my husband is an overly holy man, and
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  Speaker 1: he has a problem with doing secular things like going
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  Speaker 1: to a jazz club or a cigar bar, because alcohol
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  Speaker 1: is sold in these places. It's gotten worse as he's
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  Speaker 1: gotten older, and our marriage is boring. How can I
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  Speaker 1: fice it up? Birthday? You know how many overly holy
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  Speaker 1: people going to hail this new Steve? Yeah, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: kind of dressing this up right here. That is none perfect, no,
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  Speaker 1: not one. I don't care what you do. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care what you say. You judging somebody because they go
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  Speaker 1: to a cigar bar. You judgeing somebody because they serve
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  Speaker 1: alcohol in there. You can go there. You ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to drink nothing, or your holiness not strong enough to
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  Speaker 1: help you yield from the temptation. The question is, yes
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  Speaker 1: it is, but you ain't strong enough not to yield
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  Speaker 1: to the temptation. I don't care who you are, so
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  Speaker 1: you can call mister Holy and all this here it's
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  Speaker 1: all right because he doing something wrong somewhere on a
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  Speaker 1: daily and you better believe that. And you and you
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  Speaker 1: got to watch people sometimes. My daddy taught me a
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  Speaker 1: very valuable lesson. If somebody got to always tell you
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  Speaker 1: who they are and what they do, it probably ain't true. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And you you all that Holy, No, you're not. No,
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  Speaker 1: you're not quick playing this. Can you play the game
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  Speaker 1: with somebody? Hey man, let me tell you something. I
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: was in Vegas one time in the restaurant, in a
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  Speaker 1: steakhouse inside of the wind and h This group of
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  Speaker 1: evangelists was at this steak able eating and they were
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  Speaker 1: all talking about how they live perfect lives as Christian
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  Speaker 1: And I'm over here in the conversation. At the end
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  Speaker 1: of it, you know, I need the one of them
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  Speaker 1: had on the tank top and one of them had
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  Speaker 1: and I'm sitting to be going. Do you realize y'all
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  Speaker 1: having this conversation in a steakhouse that's in a casino.
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  Speaker 1: How y'all ebought all this holiness to Sin City, walked
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  Speaker 1: through a casino to a steakhouse in the casino, and
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  Speaker 1: you ain't you ain't hitting none of them bales, ringing,
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  Speaker 1: you hit them slopping sheet. You ain't see none of
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  Speaker 1: them waitresses and walking back, you ain't see none of
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  Speaker 1: this man, miss me? And why are y'all in vaga? Man?
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  Speaker 1: You could have had your church convention in valve y'all stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You could have had it. You could have had it
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  Speaker 1: in Rockingham, North Carolina. You could have been in the
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  Speaker 1: Bible Belt somewhere with all this. H Yeah. Her question
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  Speaker 1: is how could she spice up her marriage? What you
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  Speaker 1: can't not with holy man? A matter of fact, Why
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  Speaker 1: don't you get you another man? Oh? Wait, and then
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: and then and then let's found out how holy holy man?
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, you're gonna spice up your marriage with somebody
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  Speaker 1: that don't want to do nothing? Uh? Just we it
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  Speaker 1: didn't got good. Ain't nobody custom that's really got good
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  Speaker 1: to you? Ain't nobody custom? All right, we're gonna move
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: on that Heathen Fredericksburg says, I have two sisters, and
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  Speaker 1: I had two girls with my wife. My sisters have
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  Speaker 1: girls too. I'm the only man in this family of
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: all women since my sisters are divorced. So I am
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  Speaker 1: the handyman and mechanic for all of them. My wife
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  Speaker 1: has a big problem with this, but I don't mind it.
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  Speaker 1: How do I tell my wife to back off and
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  Speaker 1: chill out a bit? Just keep doing so you to do?
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  Speaker 1: You the man, that's what that's that's the private that's
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  Speaker 1: what it is. Man, bro, you're doing what you're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to do. You do it. You're taking care of everybody
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  Speaker 1: that you're responsible for. That's what manhood is. Your wife
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  Speaker 1: don't understand that. How would your wife like it that
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: she was married to another kind of man? M see that? Thankful? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. He looking out for his sisters, nieces and
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: all this. Hell now you're mad at that. Well, what
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: you're wanting for? And he likes feeling needed. Men like
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: to be needed and feel needed. Oh man, I'm gonna
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: tell you something. Chris Rock did a joke that was
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: so profound. Man, comedians make some great statement, But he said, women,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: children and dogs are loved unconditionally. You love your children
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  Speaker 1: no matter what mistake they make. You love. When you
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: love your girl because she's the mother of your children
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  Speaker 1: or whatever she do, you're gonna love her. And you
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: take care of your dog he do do on the rug?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: He and card you still gonna feed him to mar
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  Speaker 1: and walking blah blah blah blah. Chris say, men are
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  Speaker 1: only loved when they do something. They come with a condition.
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  Speaker 1: Because ladies answer this question when you and your group
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: of girls is talking, and when of your girls come
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  Speaker 1: in and say, girl, I just met I met the
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: finest man. Girl, I think i'd have met the man
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  Speaker 1: of my dream. First question, y'all asked, what do yeah,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: what do he do? Because now y'all need proof that
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  Speaker 1: he gonna be able to come through and do the
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  Speaker 1: things that's necessary to fulfill his mission and your requirements. True? True,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: So now when a man is doing those things, why
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: is your ass complaining? Man? That's that's just damn ignorant. Uh,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: that's signor man, Yeah it is. And women, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you, man, and women make me sick doing that
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  Speaker 1: complaining you know what they do? This just makes me
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  Speaker 1: sick doing that. You get a good man, do you
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: complain when he being a man and you don't know
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  Speaker 1: how to be a man because you ain't never been one,
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  Speaker 1: No more than we know how to be women because
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: we ain't never been one. So now when you get
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: a man to do what men do, now you're mad
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: at him for doing it, But then if you had
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: that other kind of man, you be tricked because it's
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: another kind out there too. Now ya next, here we
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  Speaker 1: go to it. How much time we got, Dave? Twenty seconds?
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Here we go, Sherley Gold. My husband and I live
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: in a predominantly white area of We love to have
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  Speaker 1: sex under the stars. We had sex the other night
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  Speaker 1: on a lounge of buy our pool, and our neighbor
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  Speaker 1: said she knew what was up. I made sure her
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  Speaker 1: kids weren't outside. We do have Offenso are we wrong
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  Speaker 1: for sexing in our own yard? Y'all black ass going
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  Speaker 1: to jail? Hella, y'all black ass is going to jail.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, hen you're
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  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Happy birthday, Steve Harvey. You
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: share your birthday with a whole lot of people, Steve,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: and I know you know this are forever first Lady
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Michelle Obama. It is her birthday. Basketball great Dwayne Wade,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: legendary actor James Earl Jones, the boxing greatest of all time.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Muhammad ah Lee would have been eighty one years old today. Also,
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  Speaker 1: we lost our beloved golden girl Betty White uh More birthday.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Shout out a little rapper, little I mean a little
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  Speaker 1: rapper rapper, Little John Yeah, Okay, yeah, okay, Ray Jay
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  Speaker 1: Murray Popish, Jim Carrey, Schaba Ranks. And finally, finally, this
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  Speaker 1: is the one that's near and dear to my heart.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Carlin's baby girl, Tasha is fifteen years old today. What
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  Speaker 1: you leaving our war, Shirley Benjamin Franklin, who's discovered electricity?
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  Speaker 1: But I want to point out to a fact that
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  Speaker 1: that's probably not a fact. Black people have made all
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: the major discoveries in this world out of necessity. I
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: am show it is a black person that discovered electricity
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: and not Benjamin Franklin. One brother somewhere got tired of
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: lightening them damn candles, lighting candles, blowing them out. Black
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: dude sat down and said, man, I gotta get me
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: a light switch in hire. Poppy height got invented, and
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: then they took credit for that. Yeah, if we researched this,
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  Speaker 1: it's a black dude somewhere that was in charge of
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  Speaker 1: lightening up the whole match. He blew out one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and fifteen candles every night and lit his ass infinity electricity.
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  Speaker 1: I bet you little known facts. It's not even black
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: at you. He dropping knowledge today, sixty sixth birthday. They
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: ain't playing no more with it. Don't play with me.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: And if you blog on me this year, your ass
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: getting blogged back. No, you're gonna blocked back. I'm gonna
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: find you hard boy. Yeah, I'm gonna say something about Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, birthday, Steve, and happy birthday to my baby girl.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: She's fifth. Happy birthday. Yeah, all right, some yeah this news.
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  Speaker 1: Todd and Julie Christie are scheduled to report to prison
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: today m according Chrisly Christly. According to the Daily Mail.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Last week, the Chrislies had a farewell lunch with their
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  Speaker 1: family in Nashville. Todd and Julie were found guilty back
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  Speaker 1: in June of fraud, tax evasion, and conspiracy to defraud
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: the United States in connection with the scheme to the
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  Speaker 1: fraud Atlanta area community banks out of more than thirty
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: million dollars in fraudulent loans. Todd was sentenced to twelve
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: years and Julie was sentenced to seven years. So they
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: start those sentencing sentences today and Finally, Yeah, that's a lot. Finally,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: you need a deeper voice. When he go, he gonna
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: need it's too high. He gonna have to bring that down.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: You shot up, Tommy got that. That's not gonna work
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: like Junior. You couldn't go to deal with your Okay,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I know I ain't gonna get your hands off me. Dwayne,
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  Speaker 1: that ain't gonna work. No, no roll call it made
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  Speaker 1: five six seven four two. Here. Have you tried to
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: go deeper with the Junior? Have you tried? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what if you think about messing with me,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be some travels to reap a cushions. Think
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  Speaker 1: I'm playing. That's deep. That's your deepest. That's as low
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: as you could go. Wow, Ye, Dwight and Dwayne and
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  Speaker 1: every day, every let me dange something I did not know.
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  Speaker 1: Body try to hold me? Oh man, oh Junior, all right,
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  Speaker 1: can't even say it? Shut up? Come in you won't too,
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  Speaker 1: We won't. Little man, all right, I ain't mean it
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: like that. Don't want none of this? Oh God, yes,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: all right? Every day? Yeah, final story and entertainment Um.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Kanye West got married again last week. He reportedly married
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: designer Bianca Sinsori or sensory uh in a private ceremony.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: According to Yahoo dot com, Kanye was spotted wearing a
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  Speaker 1: wedding van on that finger, you know, third finger, left hand.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: According to Yahoo dot com, while he was on a
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: lunch date with Bianca, they saw the ring. The marriage
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  Speaker 1: may not be official official as they have not yet
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: filed a marriage certificate, and so far, Kim Kardashian is
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: staying quiet on her ex husband's marriage. Ain't that I'm
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: sure she wishes him? Well, No, I ain't nothing to say.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: There's nothing to say. We just everybody's still shaking their heads.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Just who just raised the babies? Yeah? What did you say?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Listen to all this stuff you've been seeing and head
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: and read. Let me explain this. And she went, oh okay,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: and he's been knowing what three days? How long you've
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: been doing her? She ain't seen none of the news,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: She ain't seen nothing on all. Right, send me some pictures.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Let me see what's happening so I can pass some
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: judge me. Send me any photos y'all might have so
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I can tell what's really going. Yeah, we just saw
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  Speaker 1: the back of her head. She's blonde, that's all we saw.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: We didn't really see your faith all right. Coming up
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  Speaker 1: in twenty minutes, Coming up in twenty minutes, guys, twenty
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  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll check Steve's voicemail eight seven
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  Speaker 1: seven twenty nine, Steve. Right after this you're listening show,
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  Speaker 1: It is time now to check your voicemail, Steve. And
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: if you'd like to leave a message for Steve, please
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: call him at eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, you
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: could do it right now. This caller Steve named Lisa
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  Speaker 1: left a message for you. Good morning, Steve Harry. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Lisa. I'm calling from Temper Hughes MoMA. I
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  Speaker 1: want to say to you. I need your information so
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  Speaker 1: I can get that product online because I really need. Also,
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to your daughter Lloyd Harvey. She and I
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  Speaker 1: had something call to Day's mompa. This is Lisa Temper
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  Speaker 1: Hughes MoMA celebrating another here. I love the show. You
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  Speaker 1: don't have a blessing, b Well, wait, we gotta get
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  Speaker 1: this product to you right away. Obviously your energy was
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  Speaker 1: drifting on the call. It just headed baby. I loved
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  Speaker 1: everything you say, but it just sound like you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be able to finish it your your phone up stairs
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: when you call. What was happening? You running next to
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  Speaker 1: the car with your phone and you was trying to
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  Speaker 1: far look for whatever you said about Lorie, I kind
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  Speaker 1: of forgot because by the end I have faded off
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  Speaker 1: the conversation. I was fearful as to whether you was
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: even gonna be able to finish the conversation. So about
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: you know, twenty seconds into your phone call, just really
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I just want you. I just start praying for you,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: and I really didn't hear the rest of the call.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I did hear, Lorie, but I was spending a lot
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: of time praying for you, and so I saw I
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: didn't hear Next call. Next call, This is Alonzo Steve Harvey.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: This is Mayor Alonzo Jones in the city of damn Villeginia,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: wishing you a phenmal birthday. Thank you for being such
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: an inspiration to so many, even to those damn billions
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: here in the great city of damn Ville, Virginia. Happy birthday, brother.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you. Keep doing what you're doing. Man,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I appreciate y'all up in bad bill Thank you, Thank you, Mayor,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: thank you. Everybody appreciate you. God is good. God is everything.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Without God, I would have been nothing, man, that's a fact.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: How you feel today, man, you know what I've just feel.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: So help him. You know what I'm saying. It ain't
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: got nothing to do with women at all. Trust for us.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: That's that's keep boy. I see you, boy boy, you
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: looking real pivy today. Thank you. Coming up at thirty
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour. We'll check steve voicemail again.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Right after this, we have more you're listening to morning show. See,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: we're going back to the phone to check your voicemail.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: We have more calls. Uh, let's go to number one.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, high save Happy birthday. We can you the
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: very best, and may God continue to keep blessing. You
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: just want to let you know that we need a
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: lot more men like you in this world. Um, you
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: should run for president and Marjorie for First Lady. You
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: guys are epics. We need more people you in this
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: world to know that you can make it. You can
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: start from the very bottom, struggle, work hard, prayers, never
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: getting up, and you get to where you're at right now.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I admire you from the very beginning. I love your story.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: How it started with thirty dollars. Someone loans you thirty
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: dollars for guests. Then fifty You went to New York
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: and they love you so much, and you stood there,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: you slept in your car, You wait from vending machines.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: You never gave up. And for you to mention that
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: a lot of this also has to do with your
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: mom's prayers, so true. God is good. I love you
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: guys much, respect, beautiful family, good man Steve for presidents, No, well,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: thank you very much, great phone call. Let's clear up
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: a couple of things, like, first of all, President, don't
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: hear enough whatever the two hundred thousand, whatever they get.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not content with none of my jobs to go
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: up there and take that kind of damn pay cut now.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Unless you can get all these jobs, I got to
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: forward the check there while I'm president, I will consider it. Secondly,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: I cannot live in the White House. I've been there
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: all Like all them dead white men on the wall,
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  Speaker 1: I'm comfortable walking through the It is kind of spooking
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  Speaker 1: in me. You know, I've been up that enough time.
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  Speaker 1: You don't look like nothing I want to do. I
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  Speaker 1: don't give it them what they look like upstairs, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't been up there the way they really live.
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  Speaker 1: But the downstairs, all this red bergen ass carpet, all
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: these spook ass dead white men on that wall that
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I don't even know who they are. Unless you move
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• 42:23
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• 42:28
  Speaker 1: so now next call. Maybe that's what we need somebody
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: right another one. Happy birthday to Steve Harvey. Enjoy yours
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  Speaker 1: headed too? I can't get nobody had been called in.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I appreciate y'all but damn phone call with the nephew
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Show coming up at the top of the hour, right
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for it today,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: and the subject is this is not going to work.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: This is not going to work. We'll get into that
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: in just a few because right now the nephew is
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call on Steve Harvey's birthday.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: What you got, nef, Well, you know, it's my uncle's birthday,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: and what better gift to give him then? You know,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: a prank that that goes down in history as one
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  Speaker 1: of the greatest of all times, you know, because I
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: worked diligently and hard or how to approach how can
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I prank my uncle? And I did it? I did it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and I needed some help because he knows
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  Speaker 1: every voice in my head. So I had to really
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: really think hard how can I get him? How can
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: I get him? And this right here is what I
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: called she a great Now almost lost my job, but yes,
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  Speaker 1: you did. Almost lost my job. Almost had to fight.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: It was a lot going on, a lot going on,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: a lot going on, and if my uncle would not
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: have jumped in that fight. Yeah, it was. It was.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: It was pretty heated, pretty heated. We was all that.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: It was pretty Let me let me let me let
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: me let Let let the audience know. It was not
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: me and my uncle about to fight, but that was
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: about to be a fight. I'm just I'm just trying
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: to you, hot head was out to fight. But your
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: uncle was upset that day because you pranked them. It
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: was a lot emotions, a lot emotions. Is flies, lots
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: of emotions. So and relax. This is this is the
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: nephew pranking the uncle. The nephew pranking the uncle. Cat
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: dog if you hood, so, what did you say? I'm
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: saying to you right now that he's telling on everybody.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: He's cheching on he got nothing to do with me. Man,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: That ain't my book. That's his damn book. Put him
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: on the phone, is imna tell him I ain't always
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: start of Steve. He ain't writing about you. Dat ain't
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: even tall on me, even tall it on my boys.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: He's telling on everybody. Man, he goes this book ain't
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: got nothing to do with you, man, No, no, nobody's book.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Dude got something to do with me. Because everything to
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Steven learn if he was growing up from the hood
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: telling on everybody, and I'm tired of this. He ought
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: to go somewhere and sit down. Dog, dog, you gotta
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: get right with your girls. If he's stolling my girl,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: he ain't got no business coming in my house in
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: my car telling every damn thing. Hello, Who who is this?
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Who is it? Holder? Man? This Steve Harvey? Who is this?
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: This is your tea man? Listen here. Man. Okay, I'm
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: gonna fall with your nephew. And I'm just saying this
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: to you. Steve. Okay, all love to you, dude. I
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: see you on the front of Essence. I see you
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: on the on the family field, on your radio show.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: So why don't you go somewhere and sit out and
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: quit telling on everybody? What I mean? If I'm everything, Steve,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I'm riding the car with my family. I gotta turn
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: my radio off because you're telling game. We grow up
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: sticking together. If I'm running the middle game and make
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: my hands meet or whatever it is, that's my goodest.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna hold on hold old women. First of all,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know who you are. I know you're gonna
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: but I know who you are, and we listen to
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: the show first time. You're gonna do though, Back up
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: a little bit dull because you're talking to me plays
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: if Steve, ain't nobody scared of you because you got
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: money on just ain't nothinghing doing no money and I
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be too many but this it just enjoy
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: your life. You find the perfect why you you found
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: the perfect person, the perfect relationship. Okay, that's good. God blessing.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Hold up, don't put God in this. Lead God out
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: of this because you ain't calling from the God ain't
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: gonna s people killed me with that part right there,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: God bless you. Don't throw God. You don't want God
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: bless me because you're talking too crazy to me. That's
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: for starters right there. But since you're talking crazy to me,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: let me turn you onto something. You at that running game.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: That's your problem. Run your game. You can't get mad
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: at me because I'm doing what I do. South Man,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: y'all kill me. You out there doing what you want
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: to do, like you all in this right here. Then
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: you're coming to me because I'm trying to empower somebody.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn about you. Man, See how
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: you want to feel about me. But what you ain't
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: gonna do, though, is talk to me like you clay,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: because I ain't that. Wait a minute, let's make the
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: player feel fail. Okay, you got the airways, you got
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: the microphone, you got the ability to touch a lot
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: of people. Okay, and you're just killing You're a walk
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: heep calling. Hold. Hold, this ain't got nothing to do
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: with the airwaves. Think, got nothing to do with the media.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: This just for me and you talking. I don't talk
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: to you personally, persontly me and you can talk anybody.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I let me in there you call. You're talking all
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: this yet sees people like you. Man, Do you know
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: why I wrote a book in the first place, because
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: you always somewhere trying to act like you're something that
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: you win. Now you got the sauce on the phone.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Now you're trying to mince about money. And to me,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: this just men. You just two men talking, not what
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: you want. And if it's two men and then talking
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: in from one man to another, watch you get go
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: from where and sit down and quit telling. First of all,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I ain't got to sit down. You are already doing
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: nothing as it is. She was soon as somebody go
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: out and do something, trying to do something positive. You've
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: got someone shaking big chimney wag like you sitting up
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: in here, man, wanting to go to sit down somewhere.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna sitting down, no damn where you can
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: mince me with that. I say what I want to say.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: And who are you anywhere? You ain't even doing nothing?
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Don't tell me I ain't doing nothing. I tell you
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: what I am doing. I'm trying to do something. Every
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: time I take a step, you take two steps. I
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: can't hang hang man, what kid? Hey, yeah, you don't
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: kill me. Why don't you quit trying and do something?
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: You aren't killing me? Man? With that on you trying
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: to do something? Why don't you do something? Though? You
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have been really talking to me about what you trying.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: You tay, are selling that same thing to your people.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: You're trying what are your tie to me? And trying
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: still where you're gonna do something? I'm doing something right now.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: You're talking here on the floor. You're gonna be improving
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: your relationship with your girl or whoever you're trying to
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: get it together. But you're on the phone with me
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: complaining because I wrote a book, then don't read the
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: damn book. You probably ain't read it no way, And
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: don't watch the TV show you probably ain't working enough
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: to play the bill. Noh, I lover. Wait a minute, Joe,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: you don't know nothing about me. Okay, you don't know
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: nothing about my finances. You know what I won't about
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: your finances? This about you as a man. Man, Do
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: you know what y'all even hear what y'all do to me?
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Do what y'all do to me? Y'all always talking to
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: me on an email somewhere. Y'are always on the blog
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: talking about me. You don't even know me. Then when
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: you're getting me frace to say, you want to bring
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: up money this concerts ain't got nothing to do about money.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I ain't brought him money one time. It's about man
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: who Now, why don't you do that right there? But
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: a minute, No, Steve, it ain't about money now because
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: you got it, okay, because you got it when you
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: wasn broke. I bet that when you're at it, I
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: ain't got just what yo, A man just went to
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: When I was broke, I was working. I wasn't sitting
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: on the phone crying to some other men by what
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: he meaning me feel with my wife. Yeah, and time
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I take a step forward, you got me took the
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: two step around. That's why you ain't take a step
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: give me. I tell you something because you got Franks
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: off you. I just has been Oh, I'm gonna call
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: you back. Don Many who was Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: He didn't get it though, Like I really could have
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: gave it to him because I was trying to you know,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: I was that was in the conversion part of my
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: life while I was trying to do better, be a
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: better Christian. Uh huh, I remember those days. Some days
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: didn't you just get the Family Future show? And I
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: was trying to feel to all that into Yeah, I'm
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: going somewhere from the really troubling as phone call. You
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: handled it, but I pushed them. Happy Birthday. The birthday
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: shenanigans continue. Happy Birthday, Steve. Coming up next Strawberry Letter.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: The subject is this is not going to work. This
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: is not going to work. We'll get into it right
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the sty Morning Show. It
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you
• 53:53
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• 53:57
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• 54:02
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• 54:06
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• 54:08
  Speaker 1: never know. It could be yours. Okay, it could be
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Here it is for all berry letta subject. This is
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: not going to work, okay. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm thirty
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: three years old and my husband is an internet thought.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: He did a local commercial for a gym and he
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: had his shirt off in the commercial, showing off his
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: muscular chest and arms. He became popular instantly and he
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: got a lot of new female followers on Instagrams. I
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: had a problem with the comments the women were leaving,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: and he said he wasn't thinking about those women. But
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I could see him getting the big head, so I
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: decided to set him up. I set up a fake
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: i G page just to flirt with him. I called
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: myself Ease. I sent pictures of my breasts and feet
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: to him, and he didn't recognize them. He didn't even
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: and recognized them. We've been married for six years. And
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: he didn't even know it was my body. He sent
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: me pictures of his body too. This went on for
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: a week and we didn't have sex during that time.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: I DMed him as Eve and asked for a picture
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: of his naked body. A few minutes later, he got
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: up and went to the bathroom and sent Eve a picture.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Eve told him she didn't like body hair on a man,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: so he shaved it all off, which let me know
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: he was hoping to have sex with Eve. I decided
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: it was time to scare him, so I told him
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: that a girl named Eve came in my boutique looking
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: for a red dress to take a picture in because
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: her new married man told her his favorite color is red.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: He started pacing, so I figured he knew he was busted.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: I spilled the beans and told him that I was Eve.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: He was quiet for a minute, and then he told
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: me that he knew it all along. Then he flipped
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: it back on me and said, this is not going
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: to work because I like playing games. Is he lying
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: about knowing it was me all along? Or was he
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: hoping to meet Eve? How can he say this is
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: not going to work? Does it mean he wants a divorce? Well,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: I can tell you straight off. Yes, he was hoping
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: he could meet Eve, for sure. But this so called
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Eve is right there and he's your husband, So why
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: don't you ask him if he's talking about divorce? And no,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I don't believe he knew it all along. I think
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: he just said that so he wouldn't get busted by you.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: And he's right. You were playing games. You were doing
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: all of this. You started this, the fake IG page,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: all of that. You said you wanted to set him up,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: and that's what you did. He didn't like it, and
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: this is the repercussions. You were playing games. Be careful
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: what you ask for. That's why you're right here writing
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: us this letter. And although I don't think this particular
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: incident is serious enough to be talking about divorce, because
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: both you and your husband share the blame and all
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: of this him his part for sexting and flirting with
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: what he thought was another woman and looking like he
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: would have cheated if the opportunity presented him presented itself
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: for real, and then you for tricking him, for setting
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: him up and pretending to be Eve in the first place.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, the good thing is that he didn't physically
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: have sex with anyone. Well, probably because Eve wasn't real.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Eve was fake. But this was childish and silly. I mean,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: this was a stupid game you play, and not only
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: did you let him flip the game on you, and
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: now you're feeling some kind of way and wondering if
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: he wants a divorce now the trust is broken on
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: both sides. And honestly, as stupid as all of this is,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: it's hard to come back from a situation like this.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, you guys need to talk immediately. I say,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: you need to apologize to each other and seriously try
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: to fix this if you can, because this is a
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: dumb reason to end a marriage. Playing games on social media.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: It's a stupid way to get a divorce. Steve, seventy
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: five percent of all divorces right now have a social
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: media component to it. That's a statistic that I learned
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: while I was doing my talk show. Seventy five percent
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: of all divorces today have a social media component to it.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Somebody brass evidence of Facebook, Instagram, ig something. They thirty three.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: They are both. They are in this technological they grew
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: up with technology. Theyre thirty three. They've had phone, cell
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: phone since they were born. This is their world, your husband.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: You say, it's an internet thought. For those of you
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: that don't know what thought means, it means that garden
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: tool over there, you are thought. That garden tool over there,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: the garden two stars with an H. It is used
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: to dig up weeds next to corn and other sustainable
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: vegetables and fruit and flowers. Okay, he did an add
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: a commercial or some kind, took a shirt off, showed
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: his muscular chest and arm. He became popular instantly, and
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: he got a whole lot of new female followers. And
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: you had a problem with what the women was saying
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: on these comments on this picture, and he said that
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: he wasn't thinking about them women. What day is it? Then?
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: We ain't thinking about a woman. But you can see
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: him getting the big head. So you decided to set
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: him up, to set up a fake page, and you
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: decided to flirt with him. I sent him pictures of
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: my breast and feet and he didn't recognize them as yours.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: He's so damn stupid, this fool, this dumb. Your husband
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: is dumb, you know, man, I hate dumb men because
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: it makes the rest of us look guilty, even when
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: we're telling the truth. That's what I hate about dumbing.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Your wife sent you a picture of her feet and
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: you ain't recognize her feet and her breath. You hang on, Steve, Yeah, yeah, whatever.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Well at part two of Steve's response, coming up at
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour, Today's strawberry letter. Subject
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: this is not going to work. We'll get back into
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening morning show. All right,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: is this is not going to work. This is a
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  Speaker 1: letter about a food in his thirties that's in love
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  Speaker 1: with himself all over again. Cast some women fell in
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  Speaker 1: love with him online. That's all this is. He did
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  Speaker 1: a commercial, showed his chest in his arms, got a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot of new female followers. All of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: the wife read the comment. She don't like none of
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  Speaker 1: the comment. He said he ain't thinking about none of
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  Speaker 1: them women. There's not a date that a man is
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  Speaker 1: alive on this earth that he don't think about women.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care if it is your own. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: think about a woman every day of your life. There's
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  Speaker 1: no days off from this. This is your mission in life.
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  Speaker 1: So you decided to set him up. You got a
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  Speaker 1: fake page and to flirt with him, you called yourself Eve.
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  Speaker 1: You sent him some pictures of your breast and your feet,
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  Speaker 1: and he didn't recognize them. He's so dam there's no
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  Speaker 1: way my wife can send me a picture of her
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  Speaker 1: feet and her breath and I don't recognize Thanks him
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  Speaker 1: possible immediately. So that's him possible in a life line up. Dog,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't get a damn if they was close fimilar.
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  Speaker 1: I know mine dogging, Please understand, all right? So now
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  Speaker 1: he's stupid. We've been married for six years. He didn't
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  Speaker 1: even know it was my body. He sent me pictures
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  Speaker 1: of his body too. Then this went on for a
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  Speaker 1: week and they didn't have sex. Then she as Eve,
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  Speaker 1: I dmned him and asked for a picture of his
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  Speaker 1: naked body a few minutes later. Now she right there
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  Speaker 1: this food, get up and go to the bathroom while
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  Speaker 1: he next his wife and sent the neked picture back
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  Speaker 1: to his wife, who was posing as Eve. Let me
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: first of all say this to this woman, absolutely brilliant.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, sisters, that was a brilliant move. You
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  Speaker 1: all have done it before. I've heard of this being done,
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  Speaker 1: but to read about it, Oh my god, brilliant. His
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  Speaker 1: dumb ass got right up and went in the bathroom
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  Speaker 1: and got you so damn dune. And then Eve told
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  Speaker 1: him she didn't like buy the hair on the man,
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  Speaker 1: this food, going there and shave it off. When when
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  Speaker 1: you got up and went in the bathroom and follow
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  Speaker 1: the instructions of a woman you don't know that ain't
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  Speaker 1: your wife, and sent the everdence back to the woman
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  Speaker 1: who is your wife, your ass is done. I can't
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  Speaker 1: save you on this one, homie. I cannot save you
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  Speaker 1: on this one. You cooking your own goose, I decided.
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  Speaker 1: And so then, which is to let me know anyway? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm reading on the dam got up, went to the bathroom,
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  Speaker 1: shave off. Eve told him she like by the head
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  Speaker 1: and food shave it off, which let me know he
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  Speaker 1: was hoping to how sex with these I decided it
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: was time to scare him. Oh this, so I told
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  Speaker 1: him that a girl named Eve came into my boutique,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: now obviously the woman owned clothing store. A girl named
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Eve came into my boutique looking for a red dress
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  Speaker 1: to take a picture in because her new married man
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: told of his favorite color is now right here. I'm
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: telling you what this dude is thinking. How cannot get
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  Speaker 1: her to understand that this is my wife's boutique. She
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: can't go back in that. That's the first thing he's doing.
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  Speaker 1: Then he then he's thinking, how in the hell of
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: all the paces she wound up in that? All this
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: is going through his mind. Now, that's what he doing
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: while he pacing. So I figured he knew he was busted.
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  Speaker 1: I spilled the beans and told him I was Eve.
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  Speaker 1: He got quiet for him, and he told me he
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  Speaker 1: knew all along. Then he flipped it back on you
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: and saying, this ain't gonna work because I like playing games.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: And then your question, is he lying? Is he lying
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: about knowing it? Hell? Yeah, right, hell yeah? Because if
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: you know that your wife dog, you have tested her
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: too to see what's she up to. You could have
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: asked Hemp for some that can picture. Come on, homie,
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  Speaker 1: but I know you already got the breast on the
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  Speaker 1: feet and you're fail for it, so you couldn't even
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  Speaker 1: run that back on her. She was absolutely real, and
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: he lying about knowing it was me all along? Or
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: was he hoping to meet Eve? He fitted me here
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  Speaker 1: to shave this food, shave his pubic hair all for
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  Speaker 1: his body. He shouldn't have been didn't look like a
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: g I Joe dog caused some strange ass woman come
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  Speaker 1: on him? What hell like new black can shave the
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  Speaker 1: hell off your body? You might in the end looking
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  Speaker 1: like a damn dog like that you and you don't
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  Speaker 1: even shave for your white This is crazy, man, And
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: now how could he say this is not going to work?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: Does it mean he wants a divorce? Let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you what it means. It means, first of all, probably
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  Speaker 1: you ain't the only e. Let me just help you.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't the only e. He didn't just start this
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  Speaker 1: just now to flirt. No IG's been going on because
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  Speaker 1: he was too comfortable. He just said, oh he going
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  Speaker 1: another that you can handle it. Or let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you real quick. The problem ain't you? Was playing games?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: The problems he played back. The worst part was he
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: got a par shade and he didn't even recognize me.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Pitch of his wife. He goes, he stupid. Make him pay.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got a divorce him, but you gotta make
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: him pay, all right? Coming up next Junior with Sports
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  Speaker 1: Talk right after this. You're listening show. It is time
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: now for sports talk with Junior. What you got Junior? Okay?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Wild call weekend? Man, I got to give it. T
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  Speaker 1: I don't see how you shout them picks, but they
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  Speaker 1: show pick that. Come on, man, I'm a sports fan.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, ton, you mean to tell me the Jacksonville
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  Speaker 1: jaguall twenty seven down, come back and get the charges
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  Speaker 1: thirty one to thirty. I told you it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: an upset. Yeah, do ball down in here, man. They
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: don't know how them jaguar, the Jaguar time to lose it.
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  Speaker 1: That's it, Trevor Lawrence man interceptions that they still want
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  Speaker 1: right there, Man, I'll get another one. I'm gonna give
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  Speaker 1: you another one here going another when you did. I
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  Speaker 1: just don't understand you picking the picks like this, go ahead, man,
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  Speaker 1: New York giants, older vikings like this, hold them New
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  Speaker 1: York Chat the favorite vikings, Yeah, the favorite. See. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta look at how to Flow going this the end
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  Speaker 1: of the year. I didn't watch how to Flow go okay. See,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a hood dude, Junior. I don't know. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: on first tape. I ain't on you know, the Greenly Show.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody will hire me on ESPN because I know too
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  Speaker 1: damn much. Job. I don't care nothing about their opinions
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  Speaker 1: or none of that. I go by hard, cool street facts. See,
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  Speaker 1: I'll look at the attitude of a team in all
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  Speaker 1: this hill. That's how I picked man. Yeah, now you
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  Speaker 1: pick these man thirty one to twenty four, the Jians
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  Speaker 1: over the Vikers. Man in Minnesota, that was a game, man,
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, here's another. I gotta get this man. He's
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: forty Niners man over these Seahawks like this, see you,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: man Street with a third string quarterback, Brock, I told
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  Speaker 1: you that. I told you that. Now I wanted to
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: see Adam to win it. You did because I love Geno. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but that third string boy, man, they just on that road,
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  Speaker 1: that San Francisco defense. What else? What else I do? Junior? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: she asked me, this didn't make you. It did not
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  Speaker 1: make you nervous. Though the Bills over the Dolphins thirty
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  Speaker 1: four thirty Did they get you nervous in that game? Man?
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  Speaker 1: So what I care about nervous? You ain't playing nervous. Dog.
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  Speaker 1: I walked out in front of farty four thousand people
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  Speaker 1: at the Georgia Dome after all the queens and comedy
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  Speaker 1: had performed. I was next about the damn Bills game.
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  Speaker 1: I really didn't even care who won. What nervous you pick?
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  Speaker 1: You pick pick all of Junior even I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: miss a pick the rest of this, you know, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I just gotta tell you, Pippot picked him. That's all
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you, man, Pippot picked him, all right, Pimpot,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Jernor coming up at the top of the
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  Speaker 1: our social media advice on remodeling a home basement. We'll
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  Speaker 1: talk about it right after this. You're listening to show,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, This one's from you. This is from
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  Speaker 1: JJ who writes, I think my wife has been reading
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: way too much and to get rich side hustle online
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  Speaker 1: articles and has forgotten about the importance of quality of life.
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  Speaker 1: For whatever reason, she's now completely on one to completely
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  Speaker 1: remodel our basement and then rent it out as an airbnb.
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  Speaker 1: Her logic is is that we live close to a
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  Speaker 1: big college and it will be just like a slot machine.
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  Speaker 1: Not only am I not feeling it and don't think
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  Speaker 1: it'll be the big moneymaker that she thinks it'll be,
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  Speaker 1: But I really feel like putting I don't really feel
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: like putting over ten thousand dollars into the remodel to
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  Speaker 1: make it happen. Steve, you're rich, what do you think?
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  Speaker 1: Is this a bad move? It's from J. Jd Well.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know me personally. I'm not written out no rules,
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  Speaker 1: nobody I don't because I don't give a damn how
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  Speaker 1: much they pay. I can't wake up and he's standing
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  Speaker 1: on me with an ass school and came right down
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  Speaker 1: there in the basement here and infrigerator eat you one night.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: I'm talking pay food, don't come with your rules. Say so.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's not about the money the cost to
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  Speaker 1: get rich quick. I'm uncomfortable with anybody in my house.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know, especially if you all are going to
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: be there now. If you all rent your house as
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: an airbnb when you're not there, that's one thing. It's
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: not the safety risk. But I'm just about safety first, man.
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  Speaker 1: So I got that ain't a move for me. So
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: they ain't got nothing to do with rich or none
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  Speaker 1: of that. It just ain't a move for me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to about downstairs. Want you bringing no
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: people over because of the air B and B they
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: get to do what they want to do. They're gonna
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: say nobody their self. Yeah. Now, you got some people downstairs,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: and a lot of people are writting AIRB and B s,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: throwing parties at them too. Yeah, and they tell your
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: place up, telling your house up. Now, your driveway just full.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: You can't even get in your yall because, like you say,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: it's close to a colleague. You don't know what's gonna happen.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so congratulations, man, you got to find a
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: way to tell your wife. No, what should he do, Steve?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: How should he handle that approach? Oh? Man? I mean
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: just hey, baby, just so I think it's a safety
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: let's look at the safety fact. Okay, all right, do
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: we have time for one more? Here's another one from Valerie.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: Valerie says, I've been dating my boyfriend for over a
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  Speaker 1: year and he's really kind, but I'm not passionate about him.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: We say we love each other, but I can't help
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: but feel like there might be someone out there who
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: I would connect with on a deeper level. I'm twenty
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  Speaker 1: six and have had a few serious relates lationship, but
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: this has been the problem with all of them. Is
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: it me? Am? I incapable of falling deeply in love.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Should I be satisfied that I'm not, that I'm with
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  Speaker 1: a decent guy who loves me, or should I hold
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: out for true love? If you ain't in love, it
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna last, So you might as well break up now.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing I can tell you if you don't. If
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  Speaker 1: you're If you're not in love with a person, the
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: relationship ain't gonna last. She's only twenty six too. But yeah,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not fit to stay with you because I like you.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: We're not fiting, and because I ain't quit liking your ass,
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  Speaker 1: damn near immediately. I'm talking about everything I've ever liked.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: When I run into a problem with it, I can
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  Speaker 1: quit liking it. Take date. Yeah, And sometimes you don't
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  Speaker 1: like the people you love at times, you know, so
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: you need to be in love with him so you
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: can so you can go get through that gap. Right,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: That's right? Because I'm gonna tell you something. If you
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: start not liking some body, you need a whole lot
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: of love to get through that period. So she has
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: to move on. Huh, Yeah, I couldn't like to do. Yeah,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: and quit wasting all these good men. If you're a
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: sorry ass woman. How about that? Sixty six? She says
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: she can't help to feel that there might be someone
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: out there who she would connect with on a deeper level.
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  Speaker 1: We'll go ahead and keep looking for deeper. Go ahead
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: and keep looking for deeper. Yeah, you're gonna be forty
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: six still looking for deeper. You're about to find out
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: me And ain't that damn deep? Now that's what you're
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: fitting to find out. Better, shallow se better get in
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: one of these puddles and stars splashing around. Yeah. So
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: so that's good advice. That's good advice. Thank you. All Right,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: up at twenty minutes after the hour right after this,
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• 1:15:10
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  Speaker 1: would you rather Right after this you're listening to show
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: time now for a round of would you rather come on?
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  Speaker 1: Birthday boy? Would you rather never be noticed for what
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: you say? Or would you rather never be noticed for
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: what you wear? I'd rather never be noticed for what
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: I wear? You and you're so noticed for what you wear? Yeah,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: but I want I would rather be noticed for what
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: I say. That's how you make your money. Saying may
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: change people's lives. What I dressed them wear don't change
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  Speaker 1: nobody like. Well, I can help people with what I say.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: I can't help people with what I wear. Nephew, that
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  Speaker 1: the fact that I'm both ya know what it is? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: birthday boy? Tell tell the new people that don't know
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: why they call you blue cheese. They call me blue
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  Speaker 1: cheese because I'd be dressing I don't know who. Don't
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  Speaker 1: this obviously clear to me? All right? Would you rather
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: have people notice you for what you say or what
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  Speaker 1: you wear? What? What? What? What? Hear? You say? No? No,
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  Speaker 1: And that's good that's coming from a stupid person. Yeah, junior, Junior, Yeah,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with what I say. I'm not going
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not him. I'm not gonna be with it with
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: him or either Junior, you can go how you said. Hey,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: you see right here, you won't imagine that, all right?
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: Moving on to would you rather divorce your spouse who
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: you caught cheating? Or would you rather cheat on them
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: to get even? Ain't no, damn even what you mean?
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: I can't eat my wife cheat. You think if I cheat,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: that's gonna even it up? Not a good question, yeah, man,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: I ain't got to answer that right down, damn even? Okay,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: but lost you're supposed to say, very good? All right?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: Would you rather lose all of your teeth or would
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: you rather lose an I? Oh no, I need my eye.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: I buy some teeth. Teeth on sail into something. I'm
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  Speaker 1: with Tommy on that. I buy head full of big ass.
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  Speaker 1: I have a set of ditches on it. I look
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  Speaker 1: like a horse. I have teeth so my nips won't
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  Speaker 1: pu All right, thank you guys. That's today, like wand
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  Speaker 1: don't own oh you hi in our world? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up, and I'm going to adapt to our last
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  Speaker 1: break of the day and have some closing remarks you
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  Speaker 1: don't want to miss from the one and only birthday boy,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Barby. Right after this you're listening to show all right,
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  Speaker 1: here we are our last break of the day on
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  Speaker 1: Steve's birthday. Birthday time, but a birthday time for the
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  Speaker 1: bread boy. All right. So see before we get to
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  Speaker 1: your closing, we have a couple more people who wanted
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  Speaker 1: to give you a birthday shout out. Here's Barbara. Hi, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: this is Barbara from Nightdale, North Carolina. I'm just calling
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  Speaker 1: to wish you a happy birthday and to say keep
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  Speaker 1: allowing God to use you. You bless my soul every
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  Speaker 1: morning with those pearls of wisdom. I pray that God
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  Speaker 1: continue to take care. See that right there, and now
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  Speaker 1: she sounds healthy well and everybody already and it's for
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  Speaker 1: Get yourself a subscription and do something for yourself this year.
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  Speaker 1: Drink yourself into a wealth of health. Oh nice, right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, yeah, all right, let's drink it. Yeah, let's
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  Speaker 1: go to Franks D. Steve. I want to wish you're
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  Speaker 1: a happy birthday. This is Frank from New Jersey. Happy
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  Speaker 1: born day. That was it. I like me, appreciate you, man,
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  Speaker 1: appreciate you too, Frank. Hey, y'all listen today. God has
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  Speaker 1: allowed me to live sixty six trips around the sun.
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  Speaker 1: That's a big number, man. You know, I started realizing
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  Speaker 1: these numbers were big when I crossed the fifty yard line.
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  Speaker 1: But man, I look back sixteen years ago and I
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  Speaker 1: remember it vividly, just like it was just recently, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and it's really sixteen years ago. But I'm sixty six today, Man,
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  Speaker 1: two sixes. I can truly say with times, I never
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  Speaker 1: thought this would happen. When I was thirty years old,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't have imagined being sixty six years old. It
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  Speaker 1: just seemed so far away. But through God's grace and
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  Speaker 1: mercies allowed me to live, not only live and survive,
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  Speaker 1: God has allowed me to thrive. Man, I just can't
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  Speaker 1: even tell you. As I travel the world, I go
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  Speaker 1: back and forth from place to place, and I'm allowed
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  Speaker 1: to have safe travel through His grace and mercy. And
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  Speaker 1: then I come back home. I realized everywhere I stay
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  Speaker 1: is special, everywhere I stay is nice. Every place we
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  Speaker 1: get is nice. Then I come home and it's nice,
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  Speaker 1: and I go, Man, God be good to me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: he just really has. Man, He's just given me way more,
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  Speaker 1: way more than I expect it. And sometimes in my
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  Speaker 1: quest to get more, I lose sight because I'm human
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  Speaker 1: as to where I'm at and what I have. And
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  Speaker 1: I want to remind you all, wherever you are in
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  Speaker 1: life or wherever you're at, to constantly take inventory of
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  Speaker 1: things around you, because I know you know to you know,
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  Speaker 1: look a man without a dream of visions your parents.
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  Speaker 1: So you're always aiming for something, You're always shooting for something,
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  Speaker 1: You're always gunning for something. But in shooting and gunning
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  Speaker 1: for stuff, man, you can't look at these victories you've all.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot stop looking at all the victories you've already won,
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  Speaker 1: because your quest for what's next sometimes blind you to
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  Speaker 1: what you've already accomplished. And that gates one of the
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  Speaker 1: greatest principles of success that's overlooked too many times. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: can help your rise to fame, glory, success, happiness than gratitude.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing is more important than gratitude. Being grateful for where
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  Speaker 1: you are will help you get to where you want
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  Speaker 1: to be. But You've got to remain ever grateful. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to myself because sometimes I forget because I'm
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  Speaker 1: always on the grind, trying to get more and be
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  Speaker 1: more and do more and accomplish more. And it's not
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  Speaker 1: money I'm talking about. It's just different goals and aspiration.
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  Speaker 1: But still I have to stop and take the time
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  Speaker 1: to realize where I am and how good God has been.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm saying that, and I'm gonna give you something,
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  Speaker 1: And I gotta give credit to this young man that
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  Speaker 1: I saw online. I don't know his name. His IG
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  Speaker 1: page is Prince underscore e A. I think that's what
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  Speaker 1: it is, Prince underscore e A. I'm not sure. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how to look all that stuff up. But
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  Speaker 1: I was on live scrolling one day and this man
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  Speaker 1: had this affirmation. He said, if you do this twenty
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  Speaker 1: times every morning when you wake up in twenty times
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  Speaker 1: every night before you go to bed, it will change
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  Speaker 1: your life. It was such a positive statement that I
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  Speaker 1: started doing it about a week ago. I want to
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  Speaker 1: tell you all something. I can tell the difference in me.
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  Speaker 1: It has caused me to stay positive when a lot
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  Speaker 1: of times I would, you know, go another way, like
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  Speaker 1: talk to people a little quick, because you know I'll
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  Speaker 1: be so full of stuff all day. I try to
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  Speaker 1: keep stuff out of my way that don't need to
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  Speaker 1: be there. But this is the affirmation that the guy
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  Speaker 1: gave me. If I'm doing this wrong, somebody correct me.
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  Speaker 1: I think his name is Prince underscore e A. This
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  Speaker 1: is the affirmation he had. He said, say this twenty
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  Speaker 1: times in the morning and twenty times before you go
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  Speaker 1: to bed every day, and in every way, I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: better and better every day. And in every way I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting better and better. Now I've added a line to
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  Speaker 1: that because I know how I'm gonna get that. You
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  Speaker 1: don't have to add this line. If it ain't for you.
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  Speaker 1: If you Muslim, you can use another one. Jewish you
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  Speaker 1: can use, and dude you want to do. But for me,
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  Speaker 1: every day, I've been waking up twenty times and make
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  Speaker 1: sure I do it to it, and I even do
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  Speaker 1: it in the middle of the day every day, and
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  Speaker 1: in every way, I'm getting better and better. In Jesus name.
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  Speaker 1: I've added that, and I've said it every day, and
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  Speaker 1: in every way I'm getting better and better in Jesus name.
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  Speaker 1: Now you can do it, whatever version of it you want.
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  Speaker 1: But if you say that every morning, every night, watch
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  Speaker 1: what happened to you after week? I'm just telling you try?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you not try? Those are my closing remarks,
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