ACS: Adam at the Hollywood Improv
Adam opens the show with What Can't Adam Complain About. He takes suggestions from the 200 drunk people yelling at him, and also makes fun of a video clip from his favorite porn, Taboo II. He also complains about the new vortex beer bottles, and says they should have worked on making the beer taste better. Teresa jumps into the news, with the top story involving Glen Beck's rally to honor MLK's speech about restoring America. She also talks about Paris Hilton's recent arrest for cocaine possession, and Adam says we all need to cut her a break and let her be a coke whore if that's what she…
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