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S2E92 - Jeb Can't Dance · No Latency

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  Last time on no latency. Are you threatening me?
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  Oh, here we go. I know when the story comes in,
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  it's the I own a Hagel. Jeb, you can take care of your
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  own problems. So.
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  Let's take care of one of mine, Vivian.
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  Get to see you both again, Jeb. Let's go with the flash mob idea
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  one. 234. 5 going to be just fine.
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  I have to go. There is a severe biotoxin in
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  her and her heart is shutting down I.
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  Will be right back. You're going to be all right.
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  Well, all right. Kick it into high gear on this
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  one. Tried to kill Vivian Oh again.
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  There's close one there. We got through it.
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  The hitman is still here. Ram's head, scary face, dark
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  hats. Good to meet you too, Hitman.
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  He's an actual hitman. Right, right.
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  For 1500, for you to tell me who hired you, It's not.
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  Bogart in the joint, dude. Great.
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  I mean, it's not our fault that you didn't kill your mark today.
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  Right, this one. Wow, I love your outfit.
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  Thank you, that's so nice. Did you like get it from here
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  because you work here. No, I designed it myself.
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  You design clothes? Wow, that's that's really cool.
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  This place is probably the best looking booth here in the glass
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  market. Flattery will get you
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  everywhere. I'm soft speak.
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  Nice to meet you. Soft speak, I'm Vivi, nice to
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  meet you. So I was looking for some a new
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  look, specifically in the hollowware department.
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  You want hollowware. Yes, the Mazzero hollowware to
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  be exact. Oh that's so cool.
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  I have one left one second. They shear off the end of their
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  nail. It's so much better.
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  It's always better when you do it quick.
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  You know, like a Band-Aid. And they open up this big safe
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  underneath and they pull out this box and they're
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  magnetically floating in a display case.
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  I only have the special edition. Whoa.
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  Comes with two extra outfits. Oh.
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  Yeah, well, extra, it's two tokens.
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  You get to pick what they are. I see.
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  Well, how much? Well, retail there are 1000
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  glass market prices, so 15 special edition so.
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  Yeah, that that makes sense. Magazines are expensive.
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  Yeah. Oh man, if if only.
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  I don't know. We're here.
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  Maybe we can't haggle 1500 it is.
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  You're just gonna do you. Have a haggle.
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  No, I can't. Vivi's notoriously bad at
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  haggling. The last time at the night
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  market. Yeah, exactly.
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  And And just this. Just like.
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  The last time. OK.
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  I don't know why you just don't offer your services.
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  Aren't you like do like a free check up and then charge them
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  1500 for that, you know? Red tech prices, yeah, yeah,
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  they are pretty expensive, you know.
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  No, no, no, no, no. I do want to take them.
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  I was. I was just thinking you, you
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  you're looking a little pale. Have you?
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  I know, but pale isn't like the like look.
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  I'm I'm a doctor and. The coat gives it away.
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  Yes, and your your skin kind of has a bit of that like that very
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  pale look to it where maybe you look like it could be something
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  like anemia or just like lack of vitamin D or things like that.
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  God damn it, I'm just going to pay the 1500.
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  Tracy, Tracy Tracy I as as your as your coach manager on this, I
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  say you fight to use first key instead doesn't need to doesn't.
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  Need to. That's an 18.
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  That's really good. I scanned me and it's.
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  Let's just take a look look. 50. OK.
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  And just just so you know, you should, do you have an annual
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  check up with your General practitioner?
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  Is that something you do? When I can afford it.
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  Night City. I I understand but you should
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  try to make time and and budget for it because it's very
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  important. And she pulls out the Med
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  scanner and looks up and down. So quiet scare.
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  Gaming. Well, just as I suspected,
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  actually. Roll, roll, roll for it.
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  Roll. Roll for it.
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  Yeah, sign to. Iron deficiency detection
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  subject may be anemic, otherwise stable.
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  She's fine. Just as I suspected, it is.
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  Yeah, you have an iron deficiency, but you know that
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  start. Yeah, yeah, it starts small, but
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  that could one day evolve into a full-fledged anemia if you're
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  not careful. So make sure you take your
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  supplements. Thanks doc.
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  And thanks for not being mean about it.
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  We all forget to take our vitamins sometimes.
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  Yeah, yeah, I'll put my, I'll put my Take your pills dummy
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  alarm back on. It was.
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  Here you go, I'll I'll sell it for 1100.
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  Oh, 1100. Thank you.
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  Well, it was a sweet song. It wasn't a hold on.
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  I just tried it for. The day it's a sweet song.
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  That's the name of my label too. There's a few outfits in the
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  garden if you're interested. Here's AQR code if you need it.
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  I'll give you a follow, thanks. I'll speak and I take my new
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  Mazzeto hollowware and skip off back back to the crew.
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  And you walk up behind the crew and there they are, standing in
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  the street and Retro's just about finishing a joint all.
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  Right, Jeb, can you name me the top presidents of the old US of
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  A? Hi Vivi.
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  Wow, this guy sessions the 1st. 16 would you like that like the
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  1st 16? Yeah, yeah, I.
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  Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Medicine, Monroe, Adams,
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  Jackson, Van Buren, Harrison, Tyler, Polk, Taylor, Fillmore,
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  Pierce, Buchanan, and then #16 Lincoln.
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  You made-up like half of those. I'm pretty.
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  Sure I didn't, I promise you, I think.
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  Whatever two of them were, John and Vavie Adams was let me.
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  Go again, Double Cafe. Yeah, what did I just walk in
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  on, Mark? Don't, don't, don't, Nelson.
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  Monroe, Adams, Jackson, Van Buren.
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  First one was signed that Declaration of Independence,
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  John. The van is right there.
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  BB's here. You have the big box, BB.
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  That's cool. Look.
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  What I got? I got new hollowware.
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  Is it on? No, it's in its box.
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  I have to you have to like install it and stuff and set it
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  up but. Toys.
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  It's pretty cool. I basically get a hollow outfit,
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  well two with two additional outfits as well.
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  You download it, you download it from your agent to the device
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  and it essentially makes cool hollowware that I can wear only.
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  Works with agents. Checks a hologram around you.
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  Yes. How does it do that?
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  I'm a Med. I know the word tech is in my
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  name. Med tech.
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  I'm only specializing in the medical field here.
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  Retro. You're you're the tech guy.
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  Is it? A tiny little cameras with.
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  It. No, it's just those bracelets.
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  See look in the diagram on the box.
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  Are you naked underneath? Yeah, you just naked underneath.
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  It's not what anybody who wears clothes.
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  Designs to wear over clothing can be transparent.
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  Well, that's fine. It goes with outfits in some
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  ways. I haven't decided.
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  I haven't decided how I'm going to style it yet, so I'm going to
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  look through the catalogue and download a couple.
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  We'll see. Change your outfit in seconds.
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  These are so cool. Yes.
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  So it's. Like a wearable screen kinda.
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  I guess. Yes.
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  Pretty neat. Which also the effects of if
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  there's ever like an EMP or a microwaver, you know, I'll be
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  naked. Well, I guess if I'm going to
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  wear something underneath the you'll.
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  Be cold I'll. Be cold.
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  Beauty. I have a question.
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  If you can make holographic clothing which is projected
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  around you, which means there's going to be at least several
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  tiny microcameras around that, could you reverse engineer it so
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  it's kind of like a stealth suit and it would just reflect
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  everything around you, so you would just merge in with
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  whatever. Once again, retro, the word, the
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  name, the word tech is in Med tech.
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  It's also. Still in the box and she hasn't
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  used it yet. You.
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  Know if you want to take a look at it retro and see if you can
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  makeshift something. I will.
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  As long as you don't break it. OK, well.
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  Something something sacrificed to the machine gods in order to
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  get inspiration. I'll help the Aunt Messiah.
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  OK, let's get in the car. By the way, what happened to
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  that Lady? What?
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  Oh, she's fine. It means PBN just.
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  Painted, yeah. Oh, is that?
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  Is that the name, that old thing?
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  Yeah. The assassin guy that you guys
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  went to talk to tried to assassinate her with a biotoxin
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  and I saved her life. A what?
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  A Biotoxin. Yeah, yeah.
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  And it's probably our boy Danny Darkseid.
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  He's pretty pissed at her. Probably that guy.
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  It's Mr. Darkseid. I hate fucking Danny, he's such
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  a loser in college. Well, he's a good kisser.
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  And Julia. No confidence, God, you have an
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  antidote. Jeb, we're going to the Bubble
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  Cafe. Take a left.
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  Roll a dry bubble. Yep, on it.
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  Yes, yes. Bubble, bubble tea.
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  Oh, you know. What I'm gonna say this, I'm
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  just a little I'm, I'm a little bit happier now.
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  I I never thought about us ever having to deal with a toxin, but
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  now knowing that BB carry like how many vials of antitoxin do
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  you carry on you? I have quite a few but they're
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  not cheap. I have this bag that it it
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  charges back to trauma team and I can replenish it so I only
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  take what I need kind of thing. What's it called?
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  I think yes. I've heard about that.
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  I was reading that in my tech magazine the other day.
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  Yeah, it's, it's quite handy, you know?
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  Yeah, doesn't. That use the for the toxins.
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  It uses the ocean of spiralis and the active or sporomachinis
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  right as a binding agents to build upon each other to then
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  eat said toxins, turning it into table salt.
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  Right. Huh.
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  Driving. So you just introduced a shit
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  load of electrolytes into that ladies body?
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  Washington. Adams, Jefferson, Madison.
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  You roll at 25 while I earn a lists more presidents.
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  You find a really. You know what?
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  No, you get the space exactly outside of the front door of the
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  Bubble Cafe. It's late.
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  Skin. It's it's just after midnight at
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  this point. You were shopping for a while.
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  You arrive outside of the Bubble Cafe and the place is popping.
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  There's music in the background. You can, you can kind of hear a
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  whole thud of music playing inside, you know, just two
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  things. The music's loud enough that you
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  can't really hear more than sort of the thud.
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  And two, that somebody is using a fog machine and see you think
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  there's a party going on. Whoa.
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  Is it like a Lights out party? Because obviously it's.
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  Black, this place is lit. Is it usually this dark?
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  Is it usually this bumping? I mean, you know.
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  No, it's not. It's not always like this.
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  There's a event happening at the Bubble Cafe and I wasn't
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  informed about it. Wait, Ben Dell, did you know
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  about an event happening at the Bubble Cafe?
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  Maybe. You were very.
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  I swear. That's coming to the bubble
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  cafe. Oh.
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  If I if TC and Coyote are in there and nobody told me about
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  this event, I'm going to be very upset.
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  Ben Dell baby. Says the chick behind the
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  counter as you step inside. What's going on?
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  I've got great news, yeah. We paid off all the loans.
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  We're out of debt. Oh, but.
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  The business will actually stop paying out now.
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  Thanks for. Your help?
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  I'm I'm so happy to hear that. Is this like a celebratory party
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  for that? Yeah, a little bit of a
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  surprise. Thank you to you all.
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  Your drinks are my free. What?
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  They were keeping it a surprise the whole time.
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  That's why they didn't tell you. No.
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  Way. Damn, that's pretty fucking
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  awesome. Oh my gosh.
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  Nobody thought I intentionally forgot human perception,
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  otherwise you probably would have worked that.
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  This is amazing. It's a lock in.
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  Oh my God, a lock in I. Love this track.
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  Oh my gosh this place. You guys should do more events
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  like this here. This is this is the vibes.
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  Yeah, I charged like 100 ahead and they all just did it.
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  Fresh. Damn.
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  Fresh is here. Hey, fresh, what's?
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  Up fresh is dancing on a table and this bodyguard trying to get
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  and come back. Come on mate.
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  No. How many drugs did you give him?
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  At least. 2. Fresh.
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  Every cyber it's all in me. It's not the song that's being
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  played. I'm.
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  Fresh, fresh, fresh. Yes, I'm a cyber man.
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  Hacker. There are, yeah.
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  I'm off the table. I'm like now, pink, pink, pink.
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  I'm excited. Pretty close I.
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  Dance on this table, anybody. God can touch me.
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  I'll get down there actually my. Boss, you rub a 20.
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  You're you're doing just fine. You just they don't want you on
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  the table and so you shouldn't be on the table.
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  OK. I, I I see that can I, can I get
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  a can I get a non alcoholic, non dropped bubbles tea for Mr.
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  Fresh Pea over here? It's of course what flavour
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  bland. As much sugar as you can.
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  Oh, as much sugar as I can. OK, bland.
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  Do you want do you want bland? I have no flavour.
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  Yes, tastes like tastes like tapioca pudding, but just the
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  tapioca pudding part. Do you want the texture?
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  No, I'll put the order in. Tap on the computer and in a few
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  seconds it slides out onto the table in front of you.
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  Sugar's a drug, yeah. That's OK.
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  It's grey. I love grey.
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  Most of the Internet is grey. Oh no, there's not a sugar in
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  that. Oh I drank that very crispy bro
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  this is 2 drugs did. You finish it, I'm drowning.
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  You didn't. Say not to drink it fast.
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  Rosa got to have a sugar crash so bad.
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  That's so true. 15 yeah the the sugar doesn't make them faint,
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  but they're just going to be a bit hyper for a bit but if 15 is
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  pretty high I'm. Pretty good at that.
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  Do a lot of drugs in my free time I'll.
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  Just sit down. I figured something normal but
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  with sugar would be good for you.
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  Based on a dance though this music.
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  Brilliant. Feel free dance your little
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  heart out. I wiggle my butt a little bit.
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  Oh, that's nice. Yes, Stevie.
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  Well, I am going to have my usual drink.
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  There you go. Thank.
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  You we we've got extra thick lavender today.
• 17:38
  Oh yeah, I'll take it extra thick.
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  Cool, you got it. Slurpy stuff.
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  Somehow it has boba in it and it isn't an unpleasant experience.
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  Because I am one of those people that doesn't like the boba and
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  my boba. I'm like boba without the
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  pearls, please. Thank you.
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  OK, so there's no drugs in it then you just get the flavour of
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  lavender. It's very pleasant.
• 18:02
  There are a few condiments on the desk in front of you and you
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  can sprinkle edible glitter and hundreds and thousands.
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  This place is the best. There's edible glitter.
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  Yeah, You can put as much as you want in.
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  Do you have a wheat? A wheat.
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  Grass bubble tea. I can just get Reeves to make it
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  for you. Sure, I'll take it.
• 18:24
  Reeves, the Iona special, please.
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  Are they here? Cool.
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  OK, give me one second. You hear it through the little
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  flap on the wall. There's a drink named after me.
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  And Reeves sticks his head out of this little hole.
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  Hey, how's it going? Is there a?
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  Drink name after all of us. Hello, Reeves.
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  Hi. Yeah, No, we just know that
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  you're like weird. We taste.
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  So you're like the only one Vivi invested in the company.
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  So that's why they have like preferential treatment.
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  But you're just weird. So here you go.
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  Wait, does that mean I get one because I'm weird?
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  No, Jeff, they're your. Your drink's pretty easy.
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  You like whiskey and you like Bubba.
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  So there you go. Oh.
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  Hell yeah, it's. Just means it's like sticking.
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  He's just, he's just like sticking his toes here.
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  It's hollow in the wall. Hey, what's up?
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  I put so much glitter in my wheat.
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  My wheat shot bubble tea. And it and it fills with
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  glitter. And for the rest of the evening,
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  your mouth will reflect. I I take very good care not to
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  get any of it on me, just only inside.
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  Iona Iona looks like a sport and a multi coloured glitter grill.
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  Right. And retro.
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  Very high DV to try to get glitter to do anything.
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  I'm sorry, that's just the nature of the universe.
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  Please continue. Reeves Is there a drink named
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  after me? No, but I suppose the DJ calls
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  will do. No, I'm good with that.
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  I've had the DJ. OK.
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  Can I get can I get a pineapple under the sea?
• 20:01
  Yeah, totally. What do you want?
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  Your Velva? Sorry, what do you want in your
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  bubbles, Dwarf? It's not fucking Bubba Dwarf
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  dwarf. Dwarf.
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  Dwarf, Dwarf. Dwarf, Dwarf.
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  What is? Dwarf Dwarf is a synthetic
• 20:14
  endorphin that is a popular street drug in cyberpunk.
• 20:16
  Oh yeah, it is that that is the terminology for you.
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  You mean we? All know about that.
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  Yeah, shit. Right.
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  Don't. I don't do drugs.
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  No, that's right. That's why this name drink up to
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  you. Wait.
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  I've been drinking some myself. I'll be right there.
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  OK, right here you go. Sweet.
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  All on me today, yeah. Yeah, no worries.
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  OK. Can I, can I, can I have, can I
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  have a lavender sparkle, please? Yeah.
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  You loud? Sparkle.
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  There's a little, there's a little party going on, everyone.
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  There's people dancing, people sitting at tables.
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  It's pretty chilling. Yeah.
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  As the night goes, while Retro is bringing, maybe, I don't know
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  if there's a point where he drinks the second dwarf, he's
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  just going to have the cup open and just stab it with the straw
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  and eat it. Like it's like a what's a
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  toothpick, right? It was like toothpicking into
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  his mouth and then having drinks everyone, every little bit
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  because he's really high. There are people dancing.
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  Does anyone don't? Yeah, maybe he's going
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  especially. On dwarf dwarf dwarf is is like
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  X but without the downside. Who's dancing?
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  Me. I will stand right outside of
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  the the dancing area with my wheat grass and I will gently
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  sway along. Yes.
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  Oh yeah, I'm just snowing hands all the time.
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  I'm. Just you're dancing at the glass
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  market has given you some extra skill on the dance floor and you
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  do a little spin and people start to sort of doing some cool
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  moods. Bebe you're all pretty mid,
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  probably mid, but you rolled over mid at 13 and so your dance
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  moves are becoming Shall We Stand and it it invites a lot of
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  other people to get up onto the floor.
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  Do any of the other players start dancing, Jeff?
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  Oh yeah, I would say I, I, I danced 15 about.
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  Oh, you did roll. I'm sorry.
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  Yes, you roll A-15 and oh, that's pretty high.
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  So. It's not, it's not quite, as you
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  know, fantastic as my last dance in the last episode.
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  Jeb, one of the other patrons. Little.
• 22:44
  Pink Bob with two pink ponytails and she's just doing a little
• 22:48
  shimmy towards you. That's a good role, man.
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  You've you've gained a dance partner here in the Bubble Cafe.
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  And Jeb is completely oblivious, but it is like, oh, you want to
• 22:58
  dance? All right, yeah, come on.
• 23:00
  And. She starts to get a little bit
• 23:02
  closer to you. Joe.
• 23:05
  Human perception. This is fun.
• 23:11
  Without really anyone noticing, Iona is doing the most amazing
• 23:17
  dance and it distracts Jeb as he rolls a crit, fails, falls over
• 23:20
  and you fall over on this trip. You've fallen on her, now she's
• 23:29
  you're now on top of her as she's trying to get up.
• 23:33
  Sophie, could you please, ma'am? I, I, I apologize.
• 23:37
  It was, you know, he's got 2 left feet sometimes.
• 23:41
  Excuse. You.
• 23:42
  No, no. I I, I Yes, I am excused.
• 23:46
  She leaves the room. Well.
• 23:48
  And you've actually like, she leaves.
• 23:50
  Oh boy. Well damn, Jeb.
• 23:54
  I I I don't really know, sorry. It would be a vibe guilt, but I
• 23:58
  think you just have to dance through it.
• 24:00
  Yeah, what happened? You don't high enough on
• 24:02
  dancing, you get up and this chick, she walks away and carry
• 24:05
  on dancing. Yeah, I'm not going to live
• 24:07
  there. Stop me, you know.
• 24:10
  Bendel is also dancing, I'm sure skating around.
• 24:14
  Bendel's doing a little trick on the tables and starts doing
• 24:16
  little pirouettes with fresh pee.
• 24:18
  Hi. I'm drunk at the end of.
• 24:23
  Myself, I'm just drunk do do that sachet and then the slide
• 24:26
  movie did back at the at the at the at the market.
• 24:29
  But there's one. Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
• 24:34
  That's the one. See, see.
• 24:36
  Totally forgot all about whatever happened.
• 24:37
  I I missed it. You rolling dunks?
• 24:40
  Oh again. Yes, Well, I suppose I can
• 24:44
  library search about that. Don't worry about that.
• 24:51
  OK, so while doing this dance, you do this really terrible mime
• 24:56
  of looking through a bookcase, pushing the two books aside and
• 24:59
  trying to dance through it. And then you trace your hands
• 25:02
  down your chest and you put them on your hips and your keys are
• 25:05
  missing. And then you do a little step
• 25:07
  down, another push and you put your hand again and your keys
• 25:10
  are missing and and your keys are missing.
• 25:12
  Wait do your keys are missing? Oh no, they're Van Dale.
• 25:19
  Yes. You got my keys right?
• 25:22
  No. Oh, did you drop them when you
• 25:23
  fell over? It was really funny.
• 25:25
  Oh. That was it.
• 25:26
  That must have been it. I'm looking.
• 25:27
  Take a look around. I got to be around.
• 25:29
  Here so all my section. As you go to look under one of
• 25:34
  the tables, you put your hand under one of the tables, and as
• 25:37
  you pull your hand away, it's covered in freshly chewed bubble
• 25:39
  gums, the same gum that that chick was chewing.
• 25:43
  Oh my. Oh, she's definitely going to
• 25:45
  think I'd like him a creep now. Oh, Jase, how?
• 25:52
  You. Sticky.
• 25:54
  OK, OK, OK. So I have one of them, one of
• 25:57
  them trackers on my keys or they just straight up, you know, 1966
• 26:03
  Volkswagen keys. I am going to ask you honestly,
• 26:07
  Spoon, do you think Jeff would do?
• 26:09
  That God? No.
• 26:13
  But would have one of us have done it?
• 26:15
  Right, right. Well.
• 26:16
  I didn't think about it, so no. I, I don't, I'm going to be real
• 26:21
  dude. I don't think he did.
• 26:23
  No, I mean that. You stand up and you've realized
• 26:28
  during this time that you lost your keys.
• 26:32
  Oh boy, Cybertopia is back and it's
• 26:46
  going punk. And after the Corpse threw them
• 26:51
  under the bus, our former amazing Corpse agents are trying
• 26:54
  to make sense of it all and find their place in the world once
• 26:57
  more. Last thing.
• 26:58
  I. Remember.
• 27:00
  The OP was going. Fine.
• 27:02
  And then? Everything.
• 27:03
  Exploded. So it's time to recover.
• 27:05
  I mean, hey, so far I've been hungover, beaten up, stole food.
• 27:10
  Had an hour and a half. Hike dragged myself half to
• 27:13
  death, got zapped half back to life.
• 27:16
  Everything's fine. Rebuild.
• 27:18
  Well, I can dispense eggs again, but the lemonade dispenser is
• 27:23
  doing steak sauce. And we can connect with friends
• 27:26
  old and new. Well, well, well, let's be
• 27:30
  trash. Fortunately though, not
• 27:33
  everything has been lost. The T dispenser still works.
• 27:37
  Search for Cybertopia AP anywhere you find your podcast.
• 27:46
  Oh boy. Jeff's everything OK?
• 27:51
  You're looking a little stressed over there.
• 27:53
  Yeah, yeah. You know, I think I got, I think
• 27:58
  I got, got, don't got my keys no more.
• 28:02
  You don't want to. Throw up.
• 28:04
  Well, Vanna White's keys, they even either took us or I lost
• 28:10
  them. I don't know which one's worse.
• 28:15
  Oh, you've lost the keys to Vanna White.
• 28:19
  Now there is a spare, but I'm going to be honest with you, I
• 28:22
  have no idea where they are. Well, should we see a Vanna
• 28:26
  White's still outside? Yeah.
• 28:28
  We probably should. Go and look.
• 28:33
  Let's go take a look. Oh jeez.
• 28:40
  Oh, Jeb. Oh God.
• 28:43
  Oh no, no. Jeez, stress.
• 28:46
  Oh dear Lord, no. Jeb gets down on his knees.
• 28:50
  No, please. All the stuff was in there,
• 28:53
  Bebe's new outfit or the guns. No, somebody call the police.
• 29:03
  They, they, they, they got to be, you know, tapped into the,
• 29:06
  into the CCTV rather they, they got to hear something.
• 29:09
  NCPD are so unhelpful. Well then wait retro, how about
• 29:13
  you patch into the CCTV? Retro is high as fuck right?
• 29:22
  Now no Chase Anna King. Retro is is essentially on Super
• 29:29
  X right now. Has no idea.
• 29:33
  What's going on and see what the resist torture is.
• 29:35
  Sure. Because then also it'll teach me
• 29:39
  what I'm going to have to be. Nice.
• 29:44
  Great. Success and resist torture drugs
• 29:46
  and you have a level head and you gain all the benefits and
• 29:48
  none of the problems I. Still don't understand what
• 29:52
  they're saying. Everything's all mush.
• 29:54
  And then I look and I'm like where's where's Vanna White?
• 29:57
  And it I'm instantly sober, breaks, sobers me up.
• 30:01
  I'm like oh shit, fuck, I lost my high.
• 30:06
  What happened? It looks like someone took Vanna
• 30:11
  White. Park.
• 30:12
  Didn't you park right? Here, Vanna White is stolen
• 30:14
  because Jeb lost the keys. I lost the keys.
• 30:17
  Where the hell did you lose the keys We.
• 30:19
  Well, if I knew where I lost them, they wouldn't be lost,
• 30:21
  would? They on the dance floor, that's
• 30:24
  it had to be because what, somebody pickpocketed you or
• 30:28
  something? Oh Christ, I must wait a minute.
• 30:31
  Oh no. Did that fail with consequences?
• 30:37
  Look, this happens all the time. I would never have expected it
• 30:40
  to happen at the Bubble Cafe, first of all, but at some shady
• 30:43
  clubs people will get close to you, get all up on you, start
• 30:48
  dancing, and then they pickpocket you and steal you for
• 30:50
  everything. Wait, Chad, do you still have
• 30:52
  your wallet? Does anyone know who it was?
• 30:55
  Well, there was a lady with a pink pigtails.
• 30:59
  I don't know if anybody knows her, but she got she, you know,
• 31:04
  come to think of it, she did get a little handsy.
• 31:06
  OK, here's here's the big thing we need.
• 31:09
  We need to discuss actually, not only did we just buy a bunch of
• 31:14
  stuff, especially also that money that was given to us.
• 31:19
  Oh no, there's money in an ammo case.
• 31:22
  All the money. Iona, did you bring that with
• 31:24
  you inside? No, why would I bring an?
• 31:26
  Ammo case inside. Pink zombie pink.
• 31:29
  Zombie didn't have the ammo case.
• 31:31
  I left my backpack in there so I don't have any guns.
• 31:36
  Oh, nice sidearm. But yeah, I.
• 31:37
  Don't what sidearm I don't carry.
• 31:40
  You don't carry a sidearm retro. What's wrong with you?
• 31:41
  This is Night City. I carry a sidearm.
• 31:44
  I carry. AI carry a sidearm.
• 31:46
  I've got a shotgun and A and a assault rifle.
• 31:49
  I wonder if you see me? I got my.
• 31:53
  All right, so basically. Do you still have yours?
• 31:56
  I mean, yeah, these things never come off.
• 32:00
  I'm not the one who needs to be admonished because I don't carry
• 32:02
  a sidearm. I didn't lose the keys.
• 32:05
  So true. OK, maybe we do two things at
• 32:09
  once. 1/2 of us go try to find the person that robbed Jeb, see
• 32:14
  if they're still there, and then the others try to find a way to
• 32:18
  track down Vanna White. I can track Vanna White.
• 32:23
  I've had a tracer on Vanna White.
• 32:25
  Oh, how do you? We since we left the silo the
• 32:30
  first time. Oh, that's, that's good to hear.
• 32:33
  OK, so is it just like on your phone?
• 32:35
  Yeah, well, it's in my Chiron. Yeah, I can follow it via my
• 32:38
  Chiron. OK, let.
• 32:40
  Me see, I I actually, I turn it on right now.
• 32:44
  Find my Ivan. That's funny.
• 32:48
  Does it tell me how far? You are using a tracking service
• 32:53
  and there's a queue, so you'll find out in a little bit.
• 32:55
  Roll for it. Oh nice, yes the system works
• 32:59
  fine and you will get a ping back on where it's location and
• 33:03
  a live continued update once you get to the front of the queue in
• 33:07
  about 5 minutes is what it says. Man, and it had to happen at
• 33:10
  this amount of time when carjackings are up 14%.
• 33:13
  Yeah but also it's around about when all the clubs close so I
• 33:17
  bet you a bunch of people are like oh fuck where did I park my
• 33:19
  car suck it's only 5 minutes. No, I'm totally with you on
• 33:22
  that. I just it sucks when you're
• 33:24
  stuck in the queue having to wait for you're paying to come
• 33:26
  back. Right.
• 33:28
  OK, while we're waiting for that, Phoebe, you had another
• 33:30
  idea. Yes, Jeb, come with me.
• 33:33
  OK. Let's go back inside and help me
• 33:37
  identify the pink haired girl. Well, they they left.
• 33:41
  OK, they left. Left.
• 33:43
  Well, yeah, she, she, she walked right out this door right here,
• 33:47
  which would make sense because, you know if.
• 33:50
  She took the. Car she.
• 33:51
  Took the car. Yeah, OK.
• 33:54
  Hey, don't the doesn't the bubble cafe like have a a
• 33:59
  receipt system? So if she bought anything with.
• 34:02
  Digital cameras at all? Let me talk to the owner.
• 34:07
  But just to be, you know, we all we, we didn't did the CCTV idea
• 34:11
  that there went nowhere. Oh.
• 34:13
  That's a good idea, Jeff. Yeah, I thought, yeah.
• 34:16
  You know, I, you guys, I'm, I'm really sorry.
• 34:19
  I really feel like this is my fault.
• 34:21
  OK, Right, Jeb. It can happen to any of us.
• 34:23
  From what it sounds, Jeb, you got honey Potters.
• 34:25
  You know, it's just, you know, it's just the one thing I really
• 34:28
  care about. I got there's, there's three
• 34:30
  things I care about in this world more than more.
• 34:32
  It's it's, it's my my guns, my bird and my car.
• 34:39
  We'll get her back. Thank you guys.
• 34:42
  I appreciate. It don't worry, Jeb.
• 34:44
  And Sloan flies down, lands on your shoulder.
• 34:48
  Oh. Sloan, baby.
• 34:49
  Oh, I know. Well, hold on.
• 34:52
  Sloan, did you see anything you did?
• 34:56
  Well, which way which have you? You see, Vanda?
• 34:58
  Why? Where'd she go?
• 35:03
  And it's just very complicated directions that you don't quite
• 35:06
  get but take a little bit of time.
• 35:07
  And in that time, Phoebe heads inside to talk to an Alice.
• 35:11
  Hi. This is.
• 35:16
  This is kind of awkward, but I. Know song.
• 35:19
  I'll change it. I'm sorry.
• 35:20
  No, no. Music's great vibes are great,
• 35:24
  however unfortunately there seems like there's some shady
• 35:29
  patrons that have been making their way in here because we
• 35:34
  were robbed. No.
• 35:37
  Oh, come on. Yes, was the body.
• 35:41
  Blood. Oh no, he was dealing with that
• 35:43
  gold guy. Yeah, well, me and my friends
• 35:49
  were dancing and my friend Jeb was dancing with this pink
• 35:52
  haired girl. Like pink pigtails I think he
• 35:55
  said. She stole his keys and took our
• 36:00
  car. Yeah, the Maelstrom chick.
• 36:03
  All right. Maelstrom Chick.
• 36:06
  Yeah. God damn it.
• 36:08
  Not them again. OK, OK, She's Maelstrom.
• 36:12
  Do we have any? You don't by chance have a
• 36:15
  receipt or maybe some CCT VS we can look at.
• 36:19
  Yeah, sure. And.
• 36:20
  They tap on the computer right in front of them and they spin
• 36:24
  it around and they show you the screen.
• 36:26
  When did it happen? There's a little scrub bar.
• 36:29
  Like 15 minutes ago or so. OK.
• 36:31
  They scrub back. Oh, here's where Jeff fell over.
• 36:36
  Maybe laughs. And then and Alice looks at you
• 36:39
  as you giggle and rewinds it and then does it in slow motion back
• 36:41
  and forth. Oh wait, wait, wait.
• 36:45
  In the middle of this one. Look, if you slow motion you can
• 36:47
  see our hand go in his pocket. Oh shit.
• 36:52
  In out. Shake it all up.
• 36:53
  Out. I'm sorry.
• 36:56
  Oh, man. OK, That she, she's good.
• 36:58
  Yeah, she got him. You know, some people would have
• 37:02
  to roll for that kind of thing, but if you crit fail, I guess
• 37:04
  it's just that easy. Yeah.
• 37:09
  OK, well. It happened to me today too.
• 37:14
  OK. Well, she's with Maelstrom.
• 37:17
  Yeah, that's helpful. They're local, they're a few
• 37:21
  blocks away. Do you know where they're near?
• 37:23
  Where they're little bits. Further South, near the nearest
• 37:28
  the combat zone, the chop stop there.
• 37:30
  Sorry, the chop stop is on the other side of the wall.
• 37:34
  He probably had to tell Sunrise before they cut that vehicle
• 37:38
  into pieces and sell it for parts.
• 37:39
  Oh. Boy, OK.
• 37:43
  I'm sorry, I'll, I'll make sure the bodyguard does a better job
• 37:46
  of vetting people in the future. Or I could fire him.
• 37:49
  It's really up to you. You're one of the business
• 37:50
  owners. No, no, it's all right.
• 37:52
  These things happen. Thanks.
• 37:55
  Dale, Dale, thin ice. You let a maelstrom in.
• 38:00
  Oh. Fuck not.
• 38:01
  Not pink hair. Yeah.
• 38:04
  You think I've noticed something like that?
• 38:06
  Wait wait, was pink hair formed out?
• 38:09
  Nope. And their maelstrom.
• 38:10
  Yeah, just pause. Yeah.
• 38:12
  Interesting. Thanks and Alice for your help.
• 38:18
  A great party. Thanks for throwing it do.
• 38:21
  You want any drinks to go? Yeah, you know what I think the
• 38:25
  whole crew could probably use, just not the one that was super
• 38:30
  had the dwarfs in it. Let's give you.
• 38:32
  Another dwarf. Let's get something a little
• 38:35
  more tame. And and Alice looks at you and
• 38:38
  gives you a little wink. Yeah, I'll put dwarfs in it.
• 38:41
  Welcome in protection. If you want to see that retro,
• 38:43
  you are very far away. You are very far.
• 38:46
  Away through a. Door.
• 38:50
  No, I trust Phoebe that they would not go back.
• 38:54
  And you know, physically, I don't know, saying that wrong.
• 39:00
  Deny me my fuck. Yes, because I haven't taken
• 39:04
  Phoebe's done that before with your previous addiction.
• 39:07
  So there's a bunch of them that put out, they hand you this
• 39:10
  little bag that has a holder for each of the drinks so they'll
• 39:13
  handle and then hands you a little another little packet.
• 39:17
  Here's some caffeine if anybody needs to know this.
• 39:18
  Oh. Thank you.
• 39:20
  Phoebe grabs the drinks, walks outside with like walk in.
• 39:24
  You hear the ice like climbing across it like and she's walking
• 39:27
  with the drinks. All right, so I got some news.
• 39:34
  Are you all ready for the good news is OK, I'll start with the
• 39:38
  good news. The good news is we got some
• 39:39
  drinks for it to go. You got me Dorf, right?
• 39:44
  Yes, all. Right.
• 39:45
  I'm going to have to have that afterwards.
• 39:47
  I have to have a good mind on this, but it's going to be my
• 39:49
  treat later. The bad news is the girl who
• 39:54
  stole the keys from Jeb is a part of Maelstrom.
• 39:59
  Oh fuck. Him again.
• 40:04
  Jeb, Jeb, yourself up. Jeb, I didn't know you were such
• 40:07
  into board types. Oh, I'm learning.
• 40:09
  No, no, it wouldn't like that, did she?
• 40:12
  She looked regular. Did.
• 40:14
  She look regular. Yeah.
• 40:17
  And she's maybe. Maybe she's like a lackey or
• 40:20
  something. Maybe they send people in to
• 40:22
  infiltrate. Don't look bored out.
• 40:25
  It could also. Be like a an initiation thing.
• 40:29
  Is it? Maybe or.
• 40:31
  Just really well hidden, you know?
• 40:33
  As far as what I knew from on the streets like Maelstrom's
• 40:36
  very much on the you know, all, all metal flesh is weak type of
• 40:40
  thing, so. We had loads of cycle there in
• 40:45
  the land. I hope they don't.
• 40:46
  Steal. It from us.
• 40:49
  The other sort of mid mid news, not good or bad is there is a
• 40:53
  maelstrom hideout not too far from here, which is probably
• 40:58
  where they went. But it's like teetering the edge
• 41:01
  of the combat zone. It's I think it's in the combat
• 41:04
  zone and we should probably get there before the morning or
• 41:07
  they're going to scrap Vanna white.
• 41:09
  No, Jeff, no one's claiming you. But Retro's screen just did go
• 41:19
  red. What?
• 41:22
  Oh, is that just the drugs? And now Retro's face gone back
• 41:28
  to black, but everything else is red.
• 41:31
  All right, it's time to move out.
• 41:32
  Then let's go. What was that?
• 41:37
  What the the the red screen I? Don't know what you're talking
• 41:41
  about. Come on, let's go.
• 41:43
  I don't know where this queue is, but if we know where the.
• 41:45
  I'm gonna ask for us. We got bigger fish.
• 41:46
  Getting things at let's just, let's just go.
• 41:48
  And it gives you a location on the edge of the combat zone,
• 41:52
  just beyond a wall. Wonderful.
• 41:56
  So we all have weapons except for Retro who doesn't carry a
• 42:00
  sidearm. I'm not going to need it.
• 42:17
  Next time on no latency all. Right, looks like we got a ping.
• 42:24
  Great, that means we can walk, doesn't it?
• 42:26
  We. Got to go and we got to go right
• 42:28
  now. Vanna White is going to be OK.
• 42:30
  We don't got much time and and and she she going to get.
• 42:32
  Hurt. Don't worry Jeb, we are going to
• 42:34
  figure this out. Now we got a little bit of time.
• 42:36
  That is unbridled joy all. Right.
• 42:38
  Well, they're doing that. Phoebe, can you go inside do?
• 42:41
  You have a bag for these by chance?
• 42:43
  Kind of a lot I'm. Literally clever.
• 42:45
  I wish smart like you. Oh, I like where you're going
• 42:49
  with this. Oh yes, to all the pain with
• 42:52
  alcohol. Well, that's exactly what I
• 42:54
  needed. Yes, for Jeb.
• 42:55
  So just to be clear, don't get wet.
• 42:57
  No. Maybe.
• 42:58
  No, Maybe no. Oddly suspicious.
• 43:00
  Good. All the jig is up.
• 43:02
  It would end any problems yet? We know you're here.
• 43:05
  I've got some homemade door. Oh wow, no one ever saw that
• 43:10
  coming. All of you.
• 43:11
  Good good name. Yeah, see what I'm carrying
• 43:13
  right now. The actor.
• 43:16
  You're just a little electronic to bass.
• 43:17
  Oh shit. Yeah, you've been a bad, bad
• 43:20
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• 43:51
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• 43:55
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• 44:24
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• 44:31
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