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Right or Wrong. SH Breakup Handbook, Dumb Love, Co-Worker Hatred and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million buck things in it shoves me. Good to mother,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join jo. You gotta turn you're going. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn to turn them out. Turn. You haven't got
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  Speaker 1: to turn them out to turn the water. The water
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  Speaker 1: got come Come on your fad uh huh. I shore
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  Speaker 1: will a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Yeah, I'll do, man, God is good.
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  Speaker 1: Hey today, I just want to get right to it
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  Speaker 1: because this has really been pressing me. I woke up
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  Speaker 1: and this was on my mind and I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: share it with you because I know this for a fact.
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  Speaker 1: See I've lived this for a fact. And you know
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  Speaker 1: the majority of things I talk about in the morning
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  Speaker 1: before we get started with the regular show, it's something
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  Speaker 1: that I've experienced. I can only tell you what I know.
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  Speaker 1: And so I really really understood why God has had
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  Speaker 1: my life go the way that is gone, because if
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have all these tests in my life, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have all these tests that I passed all these
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  Speaker 1: tests that I failed. If I didn't have all of those,
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  Speaker 1: the good and the bad, what could I share with
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  Speaker 1: you in the morning? What could I tell you about hanging?
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  Speaker 1: What could I tell you about failing and then winning?
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  Speaker 1: What could I tell you about hanging in now when
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  Speaker 1: all hope was gone? How could I share that with you?
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  Speaker 1: Unless I've had those moments myself. I don't care what
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  Speaker 1: happens to you. I don't care what you're going through.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you dare dare give up? Under no circumstances. Don't
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  Speaker 1: you dare dare ever give up? It is the biggest
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  Speaker 1: trick that the enemy has is making us think we
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna make it, to water down the illusion that
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  Speaker 1: there is a possibility that you might still have a
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  Speaker 1: chance to get over. The biggest trick he uses is
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  Speaker 1: when you make a mistake and you fall. He gets
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  Speaker 1: you to start to thinking it's final, that there is
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  Speaker 1: no resurrection, there is no redemption, there is no recovery.
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  Speaker 1: He just makes you think it's final. He is the
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  Speaker 1: master deceiver. Don't you dare dare ever give up? I
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  Speaker 1: don't care what besets you, befalls you, trips you up,
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  Speaker 1: What circumstantial situations may arise. Don't you dare dare ever
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  Speaker 1: give up? Because listen to me, these are tests that
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  Speaker 1: you are going through. And these tests, whether you pass
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  Speaker 1: the test or appears that you failed the test, the
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  Speaker 1: test accomplishes the mission if you're smart about it. If
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  Speaker 1: you pass the test. Let's say you're going through a
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  Speaker 1: situation and you get over and it goes the way
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  Speaker 1: you want it to do, then what you've learned is
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  Speaker 1: if you hang in there, there's a light at the
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  Speaker 1: end of the tunnel. Okay, mission accomplished. If you fail
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  Speaker 1: the test and it doesn't go the way you want
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  Speaker 1: it and it goes there will opposite and it turns
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  Speaker 1: out into a negative result. And in response you were
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  Speaker 1: looking for is a no. That's not final. That doesn't
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  Speaker 1: mean it's over, That doesn't mean it's time to turn back.
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  Speaker 1: It simply means that now you have learned a valuable experience,
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  Speaker 1: you have learned a valuable lesson. You now know what
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  Speaker 1: not to do. You are now because you know what
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  Speaker 1: not to do, another up closer to getting it right.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me, it has to happen this way. You
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  Speaker 1: have to have the rain in your life to get
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  Speaker 1: the flowers in your life. You got to have the
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  Speaker 1: darkness in your life to appreciate the sunshine in your life.
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  Speaker 1: You got to have woes and worries to appreciate the joys.
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  Speaker 1: It is merely a test. So when you get through failing,
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  Speaker 1: and you get through stumbling, and you get through messing
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  Speaker 1: it up, all that's getting you one step closer to
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  Speaker 1: getting it right. Oh, my relationship ended. I'll never be
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  Speaker 1: able to find another person like that. Not only will
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  Speaker 1: you not be able will not only will you be
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  Speaker 1: able to find a person like that, You can find
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  Speaker 1: a person that far better than that if you don't
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  Speaker 1: give up. But see, sometimes you got to go through
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  Speaker 1: the bad ones to get to the good ones. Don't you? Dare?
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  Speaker 1: Dare ever give up? I don't care what happens to
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  Speaker 1: you if you lose a love one. And Lord knows,
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  Speaker 1: I've lost some people I've loved dearly with every inch
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  Speaker 1: in me. I've lost my mother, my father, my brother,
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  Speaker 1: and my best friend. I don't know. I know people
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  Speaker 1: who have lost their children. Goodness, man, I can't even
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  Speaker 1: imagine that, but they kept on going. What you're giving
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  Speaker 1: up for? Oh? I got you, miss them, and I
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  Speaker 1: got you grieving, But I got news for you. Don't
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  Speaker 1: you let the devil make you think it's over for
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  Speaker 1: you because somebody else ain't still here. It was their time. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to lessen to blow for you, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get you up on your feet so
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  Speaker 1: you can stop all this old woe is me because
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  Speaker 1: the things is happening to you. You're not the first
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  Speaker 1: person that's happened to Come on, now, let's get a grip.
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  Speaker 1: Let's wrap your mind around this thing. You have got
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  Speaker 1: to move forward, if it's just in memory of those people.
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  Speaker 1: I was on one of the commercial breaks the other
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  Speaker 1: day and somebody asked me something and I forgot the question,
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  Speaker 1: but my answer was, I always wanted my mother and
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  Speaker 1: father to be proud of me, and in that absence
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  Speaker 1: and their demise, I'm hoping, just somehow man that they
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  Speaker 1: watching me, that they see their boy, that I'm down here,
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  Speaker 1: that I'm doing better, that I'm making something about myself,
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  Speaker 1: that I'm loving my wife, that I'm taking care of
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  Speaker 1: my kids. Just at my old man to see that
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  Speaker 1: about me. You know, I want my mother to see
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to give my life together over here. You
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  Speaker 1: know saying I'm trying to be a better person. My
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  Speaker 1: mom was a Sunday school teacher for forty years. She'd
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  Speaker 1: been praying for me for a long time. I just hope, man,
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  Speaker 1: and that's all I'm doing. It's just hoping that they
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  Speaker 1: see me so they cain't be proud of me. See you, you, you,
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  Speaker 1: you you. You got to understand that when you make
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  Speaker 1: these mistakes, that when you fall and stumble and you
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  Speaker 1: get it all so wrong, it ain't over for you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you dare dare dare ever? Give up? Don't stop thinking, man,
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  Speaker 1: because it ain't happening just the way you wanted to
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  Speaker 1: that it ain't meant to be devil. He got so
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  Speaker 1: many tricks to deceive you. You know why you're being
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  Speaker 1: tested right now, because there is no testimony without the test.
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  Speaker 1: You got to go through something. It's all good man
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  Speaker 1: telling you. I just wanted to share that with you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you give up out there. I don't care what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: Don't don't, don't don't get deceived. The victory's coming, but
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna get it if you quit. Hang on, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening, ladies, and gentlemen, boys and girls, let me
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  Speaker 1: have your attention. I am talking to everyone today who
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  Speaker 1: has ever had the aspiration of becoming a millionaire. All
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  Speaker 1: if you've ever had the aspiration of holding a full
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  Speaker 1: time job, these are the two groups that I'm talking to.
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  Speaker 1: Anyone who has had the aspiration of holding a full
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  Speaker 1: time job and anybody who has had the aspiration of
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  Speaker 1: becoming a millionaire. This show is dedicated to the two
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  Speaker 1: coldish groups on planet Earth. You dig, Welcome to the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. What group you in, Sherty, Strawberry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in both, Steve, thank you very much, Colin for
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  Speaker 1: rel good morning. Let's get it, Junior, I got five jobs.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me I ain't trying. If you tire me every day,
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  Speaker 1: I'm hustling. I'm trying to be in there. Guess up. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: oh that you ain't in I ain't in this sun.
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  Speaker 1: You got some I got I got somewhere else I'm heading.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody to ask me that, So we just throwing
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  Speaker 1: it out, y'all. That's my two favorite groups of people.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody that wants to work and anybody want to be rich.
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  Speaker 1: I love both of them. People because you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to be rich to be my friend. Because I gotta
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. None of my friends are rich. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know that? Really? Man? None of my well I
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  Speaker 1: got one favorite friends really, I mean my friend friends.
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  Speaker 1: I mean my real friends, Oh, real friends. Any nine
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  Speaker 1: point nine percent of them are not rich people. M m.
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  Speaker 1: But but what about running in those circles you know,
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  Speaker 1: the um uh like minded people and birds of a
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  Speaker 1: feather flock together and all that. Yeah, that's all. They
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  Speaker 1: just business acquaintances and associates. We make some money together,
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  Speaker 1: we do some deals together, we go to dinner together.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we pull for each other. But I don't.
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  Speaker 1: We haven't been through enough to call them friends, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Really? Yeah? Well, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: remember back in the day when Oprah and Gail that
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  Speaker 1: their friendship was, you know, so popular and everything. It
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  Speaker 1: still is now. But back in the day, Gail was
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  Speaker 1: Oprah's friends. So Oprah gave her a million dollars so
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  Speaker 1: she could be a millionaire. Two remember that, I don't
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  Speaker 1: feel that way like that. No, Well, junior, junior, me
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  Speaker 1: and you we co workers, and I more like a mentor.
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  Speaker 1: You are. You can't buy money from me and call
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  Speaker 1: me Steve, we ain't peers, no will be okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: what have we learned right here? We ain't rich? And
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  Speaker 1: hear you he's not opening, We're not gal excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: Thomas Miles is rich. I'm nephew, Tommy, I'm nephew tummy. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I don't never know what here? All right, we'll
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  Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening show. All right, it is
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  Speaker 1: time now to start your morning off with the nephew
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  Speaker 1: and run that brank back what you got for us?
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  Speaker 1: Nev Can we use your cask? That's gonna catch Hello? Vicky, Hey, Vicky,
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing? Are you the um? Are you
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  Speaker 1: the niece of of uh? Uh? I think it's ain't
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  Speaker 1: ain't your aunt? Yes? Okay? And you you know now
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  Speaker 1: your aunt passed away? How many how many years ago
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  Speaker 1: y'all are passed? It was about five years ago? Okay, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm over here at the funeral home. Uh my, my
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  Speaker 1: my sister just passed away. And uh they gave me
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  Speaker 1: your phone number, did you guys? We're going through a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of a situation here, did you guys? Aren't
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  Speaker 1: have you know your aunt was a heavy set woman.
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  Speaker 1: Is that right? Okay? Now they had to did they
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  Speaker 1: have to put her in a in a Did they
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  Speaker 1: have a bill of a special casket for her? Yeah? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's what we're kind of going through with my sister.
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  Speaker 1: We ordered a special casket for for for my sister,
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  Speaker 1: and uh, I'm assuming this is the same thing that
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  Speaker 1: you guys went through. I've called several her children, but
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't able to get in touch with anybody but
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  Speaker 1: that the funeral home actually had your name on file
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  Speaker 1: as well, so they gave me your number where I
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  Speaker 1: will be able to talk to you. Is that is that? Okay? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's okay, you can speak to me, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: let things to be a problem. Well, listen, the funeral
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  Speaker 1: is actually in two days and we ordered one of
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  Speaker 1: those special caskets, but it doesn't look like it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be in for another week. So you know, it's almost
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  Speaker 1: like we're gonna we're gonna we're not gonna have a
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  Speaker 1: casket for her, um, you know, for the funeral. And
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  Speaker 1: you know, like I said, the funeral home told us
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  Speaker 1: about you know that you guys were the last ones
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  Speaker 1: that ordered a casket. Of that size, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: me and the rest of the family has been you know,
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  Speaker 1: we've been trying to figure out what to do and
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  Speaker 1: what to do. Do you think it's any way possible
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  Speaker 1: we can borrow the casket that your Ain't is in,
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  Speaker 1: and then when the casket comes in that we ordered,
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  Speaker 1: we can put her in that casket and put her
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  Speaker 1: back down to rest like she's always been. Do you
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  Speaker 1: think that's excuse me? Hello, hello, you repeat yourself? What
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  Speaker 1: exactly are you asking me? Well, what I'm saying is,
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  Speaker 1: do you think we can bar your ain't casket? Because
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  Speaker 1: you know, the fuel is in two days and the
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  Speaker 1: casket is not gonna be in in order for us
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  Speaker 1: to be able to bury her in a in a casket,
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  Speaker 1: for you know, to accommodate her size. That's what I'm asking.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of that you're talking about? First of all,
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  Speaker 1: who is this? Okay? No, my name is Larry, Like
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  Speaker 1: I said, My name is Larry. I got you, I
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  Speaker 1: got you guys. Like I said. I tried to call
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  Speaker 1: some of her kids, but nobody ever picked up when
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  Speaker 1: I called. Yet her niece's number on file too. You
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  Speaker 1: you are her niece, Vicky, right? Yes, I am. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Do you think that maybe you
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  Speaker 1: can talk to the children and see if we can
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  Speaker 1: maybe use that particular casket? Okay? What in it? What
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  Speaker 1: the talking about? This? Them? First of all, who who
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  Speaker 1: is this you? You gotta be losing your mind if
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  Speaker 1: you think I'm gonna let you dig up my any
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  Speaker 1: for just to bury yourself. But I understand where you're
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  Speaker 1: coming from. But what I'm trying to say is that
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  Speaker 1: we don't have a casket big enough and they were.
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  Speaker 1: They let us know that you guys were the last
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  Speaker 1: ones that had a casket that you know I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do with us? That's you don't trust to figure it out?
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  Speaker 1: Have you? No? No? Well? Okay, First of all, what
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do is this the family been grieving
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  Speaker 1: pretty hard and I just wanted to make sure that
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  Speaker 1: the funeral will be right. And it ain't gonna be right,
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  Speaker 1: and we don't have that thing. My family gonna feel
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  Speaker 1: digging any up you lost you? They don't call me
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  Speaker 1: with this. Who is the funeral home that gave you
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  Speaker 1: my number to ask me to use the casket so
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  Speaker 1: you can bury your sister? Who is the name of
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  Speaker 1: that person. I can't remember, but it was. It was
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  Speaker 1: the guy. The funeral director let me know that you
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  Speaker 1: guys had went through a situation where you had to
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  Speaker 1: area your your your aunt. Like I said, I try
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  Speaker 1: to call what's your name again? My name is Larry, Okay, Larry.
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  Speaker 1: This is a This is a stupid I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what give you my phone number to call me asking
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  Speaker 1: you just dun't? Can't you believe they call her asking me? So?
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  Speaker 1: Can they dig up a flaking bury? The faster? Here's
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  Speaker 1: don't have a Cassie. Hello, No, no, what what's your fault? No?
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  Speaker 1: I understand it's not your fault. What I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: say is what y'all show some sympathy and some love
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  Speaker 1: for me and my family going through because we don't
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  Speaker 1: have a casket like I say, my sister, my sister
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  Speaker 1: was was you know if the heat was as good?
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  Speaker 1: You know, my condoleses go out to you and your family.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm trying to be as reserved as I
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  Speaker 1: can with this whole situation. But do you understand what
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  Speaker 1: kind of stupid you're asking me right now to actually
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  Speaker 1: dig up my aunt? Whose army, who's been and what
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  Speaker 1: out for fire years because bury your sister. Because let
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  Speaker 1: me answer this, if this were you, you ain't ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna know, she ain't gonna know where you what that's
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  Speaker 1: for you to say to me? Maybe that's what we
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  Speaker 1: don't stupid? What you're talking? Are you smoking crack? What
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  Speaker 1: don't know? I don't know more? First of all, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I First of all, I appreciate you trying
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  Speaker 1: to work with me, but I want to say it
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  Speaker 1: is you. You don't even have the authority to make
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  Speaker 1: that decision if you give me one of the numbers
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  Speaker 1: to one of your customs. Because I was really trying
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  Speaker 1: to be nice and be calmed. But guess what, we're
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  Speaker 1: not doing this, stupid. I'm trying to be nice to
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  Speaker 1: you and tell and trying to help you out, but no,
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  Speaker 1: you want me to get ignorance and ask stupid with you.
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to be nice and sympathetic, but we're
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  Speaker 1: not doing it. I'm not giving you the number. I
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  Speaker 1: got the authority to tell you right now. No, we're
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  Speaker 1: not digging up so you can bury yourselfs fear. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so so so so so that's just it. I can't
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  Speaker 1: talk to now that now you ain't I want to know,
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  Speaker 1: but you talking to me? Okay, I got I got,
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  Speaker 1: I got something else. I need to tell you though,
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  Speaker 1: I need, I need to tell you something else. Are
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  Speaker 1: you listen? Tell me? I want to tell you this.
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  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Vicky,
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  Speaker 1: yr sister Sheila got me the prank phone called you. Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this again? Biggy Bicky? This is nephew Tommy
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  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister Sheila got
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  Speaker 1: me to prank phone call you. Oh oh, y'all. You
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  Speaker 1: got me over, y'all worked up. I'm I'm gonna keep
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  Speaker 1: she played atty much. She ain't got I got woman
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  Speaker 1: thing to ask you, baby? What is the baddest and
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harby Morning Show for y'all gra All right, We'll be
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  Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, Steve. Time now for
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  Speaker 1: is from Jess in Hollywood, Florida. Steve It says, my
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend and I are in our mid twenties, and sometimes
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  Speaker 1: he is not able to perform unless he watches porn. First,
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  Speaker 1: last night, we were being intimate and he was really
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  Speaker 1: into it. Then he called me his ex girlfriend's name.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say anything because I didn't want him to stop.
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  Speaker 1: It was his best for performance so far. Apparently thinking
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: about his ex girlfriend kept him in the mood. Do
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: you think he secretly still wants his ex or is
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: this just something that happens from time to time. Well,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I got a couple of ideas here from you said
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: that he only gets excited unless he's watching poorn. In
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: your twenties, that's dangerous. That's dangerous because I don't even
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I very rarely hear that from a guy that young.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Very rarely do I hear that. So that's kind of
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: that's kind of odd right there, him calling and he
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: only gets excited. Now you're having your best performance, and
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, he calls his ex girlfriend's name.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Now the question you need to find out is his
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: ex girlfriend a porn star has possibility written all over it.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe she and one of them movies that getting real excited.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Other than that, I don't know how long you all
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: have been dating, and I don't know how long you
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: can continue to accept being called the other girl's name
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: that ain't. I don't know how long that's allowable. But
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I think you should have bought it to his attention
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: so that he is aware of it and he can
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: start working on it if it's serious. But I don't
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: think y'all's relationship is gonna go nowhere, because if you
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: got to have porno to turn you on at in
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: your twenties, the rest of your sex years is shot, man,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: damn dog, because in my twenties I needed nothing. I
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: just need it cool. Al yeah, if if just ready
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: just walking around, ready the wind blow either one of
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: these that right there, hot, this right here hot, don't matter.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I could okay from it. From Tony in New Jersey.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I have a problem with my lady friend. I'm a bodybuilder,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: and I get a lot of women trying to holler
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: at me at my d in my d MS, and
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: they send lots of nude pictures. I'll show my lady
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: the pigs and we laugh at them together. I found
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: out the other day that my lady also gets new
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: pictures of men and her dms. She clicked on a
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: message by mistake and I saw the picture of a
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: naked man. She has never mentioned this to me, she said.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: She hates the pics and she immediately deletes them. But
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: why does she keep it from me? Should I be concerned? Well?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: You know what, dog? See Hold up now, when you
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: showing naked pictures y'all laughing? You know, so now all
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, this ain't funny to you no more?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: See dog, you got to be careful what you introduce.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know what your ass is showing your girl
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: naked pictures of other women fault. I really don't know, man.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I'm confused about that. Normally that you're you're inviting a
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: hailstorm into your house when you do that, So I
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: don't know what that was. But then she gets me
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: and sending her naked pictures too, But she ain't mentioned
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: it to you because guess why, because she knows. Look
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: at you didn't wrote a letter. See you see a
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: picture you're asked to wrote a letter? Y'all watching age?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: You just keep kid, yeah, see pardner, So she already
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: know it's a problem and the bodybuilder. Come on, man,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: come on, all right. See, yeah, it's it's it's it's
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: it's not a problem that she might be messing around.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: But maybe she just didn't feel like dealing with this
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: because you don't wrote a letter into a national radio show.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: You show her pictures, y'all just laugh. Anonymous in Tennessee writes,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I've been married for five years and my mother lives
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: with us. I'm a diabetic and I've been sick a
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: lot lately, so my mother has assumed the role as
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: my full time nurse and caregiver. This drives my wife crazy.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: My mother told my wife that she's been taking care
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: of me all my life and it's not up for debate.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: My wife isn't having it, and their constant arguing stresses
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: me out. My wife works long hours, and my mom
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: is here when my wife can't be. So in a way,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: my mom is right. I'm stuck in the middle. Please help, No, no, no, no,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Your mom isn't right. No, she's not right. Your wife
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: is the queen of the castle. That can There's only
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: one queen in the castle. It might be some damsels,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: it might be some some some other people at work,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: but it's one queen, and your wife is being rooted
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: out by your mother, who's obviously taking some liberties with
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: you that your wife would like to be able to do.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Now the fact that you sick, Brod can't do nothing
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: about that? Feel for you. Uh, you know, I don't
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: know what you're proposed to say to somebody with diabetes.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't seeing condos? Okay, well you know,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you say to people got diabetes.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to say, not condolences. I don't
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: know what to say to him about the sins. But
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: your mother is not. She may have been taken care
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: of you your whole life, but this your wife. Dog,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: See you said viles to your wife. Now, if your
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: mother's there because you can't provide for yourself, I don't
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but she lives with
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: y'all and it's creating a problem. She didn't marry you
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: to live with your mama. Now. I don't know how
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: sick you are, dog, But if your mother just over
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: there because she won't just keep eye on you and
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: check on you, then you gotta change your living arrangements now.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: If you incapacitated in some way. Then your wife gonna
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: had to work with your mama a little bit better.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: But your mamma gonna had to back up and let
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: your wife be the queen at the castle. Your wife
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: and dog. Now, you don't sleep with your mama, So
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: you're gonna mess around and here that in a minute. Yeah,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: we're going there and sleep with your mammy. You're gonna
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: fe me here that you're listening. All right, here we go.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: It is time Steve step up to the plate, the
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: nephew and junior with right or wrong? All right? Come on,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: he Junior. When they say don't try to it's at home,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: tell them you can still try it. You just have
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: to go next dough and do it. You know what
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. When they say don't try it's at home,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: you can still do it. You just go next door
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: to somebody else house. You know what I'm saying. What
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: you say, junior, Junior, Yeah, you know what? This bit
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: really ain't for you. Nah, I don't even read a
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: lot of patient talking to him. But they say they
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: tried at home. They are protecting you for your house basically,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: but you could go next go and do it at
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: somebody else's house. That's all that really means. This is
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: for me, though. I just want you to know, idiots
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: for me, how you're gonna have to try. They just
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: don't want you to do it at your house. Okay,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: come on, Tom, I like that. Okay what Carl hell
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: hell Junior? I don't even know why he don't see this.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Noah and his family was the first vegetarians. Huh because
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: they didn't eat none of them animals on them. Oh
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: you mean Noah from Noah's Ark in the Bible? Yes?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: And what so what now? No Noah on Noah's Ark
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: and his family was first. See, Now, you're stupid. Why
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: do you say that? Stupid? Because they just said brain too.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: An't say you couldn't eat the full one they have
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: folk You don't know that molding two animals on the
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: brain too? Ain't nobody said nothing about two fold chickens?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Two of them wasn't missing. He could skilling some grease
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: in the back. Yeah, so I can't go along with
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: that one with him? If you go along with it,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: he got mad. Shouldn't it? Shouldn't him roods be called asteroids?
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't him roods be called asteroids? Yeah, you should have
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: saved that one for last him. I love that one.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Come on, that one works, that's yeah. Shouldn't before you called?
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Right there? Right there? Yeah? One other one last time,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: the crossword pub across people cross Well, I'm gonna tell
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: you this off there. I'm about a great bit fight. Okay, Okay,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I know you should stop here. I know you should, Man,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I want some more. Okay, okay, I'm give you two motions.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't self help? Self help groups are not good because
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: you in a group. It should really you should really
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: be by yourself. Shouldn't you get out? You know if
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: for self help? You know you don't really need to
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: be with a group. You're not gonna get better unless
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: you by yourself. You see what I'm saying. I got you.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Here go my last one? You ready? Okay? Wait, wait, okay,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: let that Mary ain't worried about if I wanted that
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: when I'm going to this last one? Ready, tell this boy,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: if they pull your wisdom to you gonna be stupid.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: You mustn't had a why would back of your mouth
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: is empty? Day ain't if they pull your wisdom teeth,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: you don't be stupid. I would not let nobody pull
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: the wires out of me. That's why I don't. I'm
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: not taking man out wed me and him was talking
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: about the dentist. I say, don't let him pull you
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: wisdom too. I say that, I say, you're gonna be stupid, boy,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: you don't want to be stupid? Yeah? No, right, it
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: seems to be working for you though. I'm just throwing
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: that out there. I got all my wisdom and get
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: them bad boys pull. Okay, no way you have them?
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: My favorite though? Come on, shouldn't him Roys be called
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: astro that's top of the lists, my favorite, damn Nei
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: of all times? Should m Roys be called? Oh Lord?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I love right or wrong? Junior? You mad at yeah? Man?
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Because it's just Tuesday night. We don't talk Tuesday night. Man,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I keep asking the phone. It's my fault. It wastes
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: your time. It's a waste of time. But Junior, which
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: one were you mad at this week? I'm mad at
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: the him Roys And I don't see how we missed
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: that as when we was passing out names. Him Royds
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: does not know where Nil explain to you what's going on?
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: As much as asteroids, man, he's asteroids man, man, my
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: asteroids is burning. See now you gotta see my hym rods.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta connect that to something. Asteroids leads
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: you right to the problem. Shouldn't him roars be called asteroids?
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying, Man, favorite one. Damn right it
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: shoot somebody that already tweeting right now it let me
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: see you wait, Tommy, these were genius today. All right,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. Time for another round
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: of would you rather? Would you rather rob a bank
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: or still a sports car? On the way? It's called bank?
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Don't give you I think that? Ain't that dog? That's felony.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: You gonna yeah, I'll go in for grand theft. We
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: gonna we can't take that. Really, this is a wealth
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: I might get away with that. Oh no, no, no, no,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: see this bank. You gotta have gun. Once you got
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: that gun you got no, no, no, no, your ass
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: can do another kind of time now, okay, no, no,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not robbing no bank though, I still his car.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I just stole it. Hey, let's go to the go
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: to the mix. Yes, yes, all right, would you rather
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: have it rain every day, rain every day or snow
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: every day? When we got a problem. Now you got
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: a problem. If it's snow every day, your ass got
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: a problem. You can't snow every day? You got a problem. Part,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: But so much snow remover? You mean it's snowed again,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: shoveling dryway. I gotta go out here shoveling dryway again.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: But if it rain every day, that water, the water
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: got something for your ass man, that that water gonna
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: turn into a flood. Yes, So either way, that's a
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: rough one because a lot of people are gonna be
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: in trouble either way. That's not gonna be good either way.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: You rain snow every day for how long? Sugar every
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: day every day? But that that that can't happen. We
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: are we're all gonna die either way. All of us
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: are going to die either way. Now you want to
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: get this no arc version, you know you want to
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: as is it hot? Rain? Is it wet? Snow? Okay?
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on because you guys can't decide
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: on that one. Would you rather know when you're gonna
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: die or how you're gonna die? Oh? When? Now? I
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: rather know how? Because that way I can stay out
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna be in
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: the cot and last last either way, you're gonna die
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: because because because I'm gonna live life to the fullest,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: that last year I'm gonna give y'all. I'm gonna give
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: it to you. Well anyway, Well if it's next week,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: though year, next week, I'm gonna stay in the house,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: in one room, closed the door and try to try
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: to try to make it a lot. Alright, we'll try
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: to beat it. Thank you. That's today's would you rather?
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: And we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening, all right, ladies
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, get ready. We consulting an expert because we
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: wanted to know the real deal. Okay, Steve is here
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: with his breakup Handbook. All right, Jesus. Things that you
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: need to have in mind after the break up. Most
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: most in it is for fellas. That is because when
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: we take a breakup hard, it's ugly. It's ugly out there. Now.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: These are things from Steve Harvey's break Up Handbook, how
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: to act when you break up? All right? Now, his
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: rule number one, you are allowed only one drunk die
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: you know how you call him up when you drunk?
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: You only get the one and it sounds like something
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: like this, Hello is me? You know who me is?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Don't play with you know who me? Don't play with
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: my emotions? Who is me? You know you? You? You
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: know who me is? How many you get one? Get
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: one of them? All right? Now, here's the next rule.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: You are not allowed to roll up on your ex
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: just because you see that car parked outside the club,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: the restaurant, or church. Don't go down. You can't do that.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Shot we broke up. I can't go in there if
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I see the car. You can. No, you can't roll
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: up on them now. I gotta say you with church
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: later on, But just stay that stay out right. You
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: can't roll up on them. Oh that she is, I'm
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: gonna go in now, Oh that he is, I'm going
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: in there. You can't do that, okay, all allegen, All right. Next,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits to both parties for
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: at least foe months. Nobody else over there. At least
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: here's another one. Okay. Texting your favorite song to each
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: other is off limit. You can listen to it. You
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: can cry to it, you playing over and over, but
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: you can't send it. So I'm trying to move on
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: and I'm killing now. Listen to you all, y'all stuff huh.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: All possessions is collected at one time and one time on.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Anything that's left behind will be thrown away by both parties.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Like you ain't keep coming over here looking for stuff
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: that you can't keep coming back over here. I got
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: coming to you in the closet looking for your tank top.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: You hit a big one right here. Nobody is allowed
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: to talk to each other's mama's friends with you, and
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: you can't be friends with mamma come home. Yeah, hit,
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: At least that's a good one, Steve. I like he
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: was trying to pick up some greens and you and
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: hit talking rolling your ass when I walk into the dough.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah here's the next one. Yeah, okay, all parties, She
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: find a new church home. Yes, but yeah yeah yeah,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: we can't. I love cost wi. All your friends should
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: be divided up equally, except the ones you hate you
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: can have them. Yeah, here's another. No posting of nude pictures, Yeah,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: you know, like her neicket or him dressed up like
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: the damn Easter but it was the private What about
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna finish this one about old
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: naked picture? All right, well never you tell me has
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: a prankfall coming up, and we'll finish out seams, break
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: up rules right after this. You're listening to show coming
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: it is so good that it's clouding my judgment? Or
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: is it so good that it's clouding my judgment? How
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: about that? Ain't talking about ice cream? But right now
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's frank phone call. What
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: you got for us? Now? Well, you remember we used
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: to have, you know, back in the day, it used
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: to be calendars with the hunks on it, you know,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: the fireman only remember that. Yeah, and of course you
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: know me and we always had this centerfold. We always
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: had the great calendar with the beautiful ladies only. Yeah. Okay,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: well you know we're going Steve do a calendar. Shirts
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: off the calendar. No, he ain't doing our calendar. I
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: don't think you might have done an hour. She might
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: have done an hour. It ain't done. No mind, no, no, no, hotties,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: remember my hotties. There you go. But this right here
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: is church callendar. Somebody, if you wouldn't turn to your
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: neighbor and say church callendar, won't he do what? Let's
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: go catch dog church call? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: reach sister Alison. Alison. Uh, Alison, she's not here, man,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: she had worked um as you speaking. Hey, this is
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: this is brother Luster, brother lest how you doing today?
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: All right? Lester, brother Lester right from the church. Okay, okay,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: over right right right right? Your husband right with Jared.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I'm sure yeah this Gerald? Yeah, okay, okay, I met
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: you a couple of times. Gerald. We ain't seen you
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: in a minute though. Man, I've been working on Sunday
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: and I said that I was gonna try to make it,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: but I told her, you know, I want to get involved.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: You know this year is gonna be a better year.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get involved. Man. We'll come on down. Man.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: We love to how you, that's for sure. Man. Can
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I get you a number where she can call me back? Well? Okay, yeah, sure.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: M's just about you know, lessen or something. What's going on? Actually?
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Single ministry, man, I'm over the single ministry and we're
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: raising some money. So we're actually putting together a calendar,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: and we wanted her to give us a call. Abody, okay,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: so let me let me get let me give you
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: my number real quick. Women it okay, you said a calendar.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: So the church is doing the calendar. But is it
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: like the couples like we come in like how it
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: always be like the couples come in and be like
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: this is mister miss I mean a calend down? No, no, no,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: what we're doing to see a lot of the guys
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: got together. What we're gonna do is amount swimsuit caledar,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna we kind of put that together. Man,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: So let me give you my number, man, because I
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: want to call all the guys were saying, if she
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: get on the calendar, he'll probably get solid. You know,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Wola wold woar war.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Let's slow down, slow down, brother, let's let's slow down. Okay.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: A calendar, A swimsuit calendar for the single ministry at
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: the church. What it is, Gerald, We're gonna be the
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: first church to who have ever done a swimsuit calendar.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. No, Wait a minute, Wait
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: a minute, wait a minute. You call it for us
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: my wife to be in it, and you sure you
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: got the right number because there I mean, because your
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: wife is Alison, right, Yes, my wife is Aliston. First
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: of all, didn't what's this man about? All the guys,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: y'all got together, y'all voted for about Okay, I'm trying
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: to take this slow man who God, hold my tongue
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: right now because I'm trying. I don't understand where you're
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: going with this. Man. Listen, we're gonna get sister Geddre.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: She's gonna be miss March June is like pretty much
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the year. We want your wife
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: to be the big centerfold. Please please tell me you're
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: not tilling my house this morning talking about my wife
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: to be in a Canada I swim through calendar. But
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: then on top of that, y'all all got together and
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: y'all voted that y'all want my wife to be in
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: a swim through Canada fade church. Okay, well wait, wait
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: a man, gird, I'm looking at us on the positive side? Man,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: what this is feel like? I say, we're raising money
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: for the Singles Ministry and the single ministry and get
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: ready to go on a big trip. I don't got
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: to do with the singers ministry. She's man his mate.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I don't want the people that's been a singer's ministry.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Why are you calling and talk about my wife? Bid
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: is something like this? You hold up back? Oh Jesus
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: up hey, man, you you should feel honored man that
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: your wife is a while y'all looking at my wife
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: like that? Man, we're coming in there and we're trying
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: to get hip and we're trying to do it. Y'all
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: looking at my wife time, y'all want my wife to
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: be in a swim too? Contest? Man, do you understand
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: what that is? Man? Ain't number some panties made? So
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: y'all good that my wife time? My y'all want my
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: wife didn't hill a panties? See what you gotta understand? Gerald,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: This right here means for the single ministry, which we
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: got a big trip coming up, so we're raising money. Fun.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: What are y'all doing? Man? It's not something you do
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: at the church. Man. You have car watches made without man,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I'll we watched cars man, y'all talk about Canada? Man?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? Man? What type of churches. This
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: five turn of two. Man, see Gerald the difference heals
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: on this whole thing. Man, don't be upset about it.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: What it is that man, we didn't found something that
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: ain't no other church done before? You see what I'm saying.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: The reason ain't no other church? Gun is because this
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: is wrong. Man. What committee got to get on something
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: like this? Man? What is wrong with you? Hey? Dog?
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: You gotta understand. Listen. We got sister Gieddrid, We got
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Sister Dicky. Okay, Uh, what I mean you say that
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: signed out on it? You got these women in the
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: church then that they're gonna put on swim suits with
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, we got them on our list. We
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: got them on the list to come say it. Ain't
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: nobody getting with you? Man, What is wrong with you? Man?
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Hey man, listen, just to help us get started. Do
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: you have a picture or Sister Alison in a swimsuit? Look, man,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I ain't give it. You know dit you my wife
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: and no swimsuit? Man, No, this is just something we're
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: trying to do for the ministry. Dude. You know what
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: like you at the church, did you work at the
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: church full a turn? Part time? I'm at the church. Okay,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: are you there there? No, I'm not there right now,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna beat there for Crowhurs and later on
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: this evening. Okay, what time do quid rehearsal start left
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: talving o' clock? But why you what's lost? What I
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: want you to do is for me before you go
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: to rehearsal. Can you just be right in the front
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: right quick. I just want to we need to meet
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: personally right quick, less to me and you. So I'm
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: gonna come to the rehearsal and then let's talk about
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: this face to face because it's over the phone and
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: all that. This is not worth it right now and
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I need to meet the person that's called in my
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: howl talking about my wife doing all this idiotic type.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: So let's meet Lake in the front. Brother for you
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: go through to sing. I got something for you to
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: sing a bout son. Meet me in the front, man,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: please before you go in left, because we ain't gonna
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: talk about this no more over the phone. Let's talk
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: about fift in person. Okay, fur, I mean you gotta
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: calm down, man, I don't even understand why you already
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: like you know what? Yeah, I'm gonna come down, Lester. Seven,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: So it started at seven. Let's do six fifty five, Lester.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I think this is gonna worst for us. This is
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: gonna help your keller to get out the way that
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: you really really needed to get out. Man, I got
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: something for you that's gonna help. Just calls. Please be
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: outside at six fifty five. Please don't go on there.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be outside and you bring a picture with you.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I got a picture for you. I got
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: a nice picture for you. I'll tell you what. Me
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: and Tommy will be outside waiting on you when you
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: get there. You're who Me and nephew Tommy from the
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Steve Harby Morning Show. We're gonna be right outside in
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: front of the church. Oh man, man, who did this name?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Hey man, your brother Jason told me the prank phone call?
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: You man, God Man, you know you know what you said?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Tell him, I said, if that food came to church
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: more often, he would know that this is a prank
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: phone call. Oh man, I'm glad it is. Man. Can't
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: you just imagine how to draw up to that church
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: acting the food? Ain't? Man, Sir, I got I gotta
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: ask you this here, man, what is the baddest and
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land man,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harmy Morning show Man. Stupe what y'all thought?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: I love him? What time is choir practice? Leston? Can
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: you get that? I didn't need five minutes of your time?
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: That's all I need the front, right in the front.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Don't make me do like that man in that video
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: we saw a couple of weeks ago. Remember the man
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: came around the front of the pew and hit the
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: and punched that man in the facebook. That was too much.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Marcus Marcus Oh, three Port, three Port, Louisiana, East Texas.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Everybody around the way, guess what three Port, East Texas.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I'm coming to town is date night comedy show Nephew
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Friends. That's MLK Weekend, Sunday, January fifteenth, at
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: the Three Port Municipal Auditorium. Stupid is on the way.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Did you hear what I'll saying? Stupid is on the
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: way and I'm bringing my friends with me. Go to
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: ticket masks, I'll go to the box office. Get your
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: tickets because the nephew is coming to town. Say no more,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: it's it, that's it. It's a rap. What we're talking about.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: That's all right, Thank you, sir. Listen when we come back,
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry Letter. Subject it is so good that
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: it is clouding my judgment. We'll come back right after
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: this you're listening to. All right, it's time for today's
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter, and if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, isn't that right, Steve? Yep,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: come on that. Yeah, we've been getting a lot of
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: letters I'm tired of. We have, we really have. Thank
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: you guys. We could be reading your letter live on
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: the air, just like we're gonna read this one. Yeah.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: But your chances of it though, they're good, Okay, they
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: are say that no one I know. Eventually we get
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: to a lot of them. All right, Hey, everybody's the times.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Time for the Strawberry Letter with my friends. Shirley Strong,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you, junior. Subject is it so good that is
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: clouding my judgment? Dear Stephen, Shirley, I am a forty
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: three year old single mom of two. For the past year,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: I have been seeing a nice forty three year old
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: gentleman that I met on the Plenty of Fish dating site.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: When we met, I told him that I was ready
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: for a relationship, not just to hook up for sex.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: He said, let's see where it goes. Two weeks later,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: after talking on the phone, we finally met up and
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: we ended up having sex that first night. Darned Steve,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: it was so good that I could not stop. We
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: continue to have sex at least once a week, and
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: he started staying overnight at my house. About six months later,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: I asked him, so are we together? He said, no,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: we're just friends. He told me that we should just
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: stop having sex and just be friends because I was
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: getting too emotionally attached to him. Not even a week
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: went by before he was back in my bed. The
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: sex is so darned good that I cannot stay away
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: from this man. But I really wanted a relationship. The
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: whole time we've been together, I have been taking him
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: to and from work. He does not have a car
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: or his own place to live. I also cook for
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: this man and give him money when he needs it.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: He does say me back each time. I'm giving one
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: hundred percent of myself to him, but he has the
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: nerve to only like me as a friend. It makes
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: me feel like he's just using me. Is the good
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: sex clouding my judgment? What's really going on here? Please advise? Okay, okay, seriously, seriously,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: if you were here, I would physically shake you so hard,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: try to shake some sense into you. You know, you
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: maybe forty three year olds, but you're you're doing way
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: too much. Okay, I mean, just talk about over and
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: above and beyond. That's all you, that's all you. You're
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: doing way too much, and I disagree with you. No,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: he's not using you. He doesn't have to. I mean,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: you won't even give him a chance to use you
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: because you're right there. Let's go down the list. You
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: give him sex when he wants it, You cook for him,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: you drive him to and from work, he stays with you,
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: and you give him money. What are you doing? What
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: are you doing? I mean, don't you take him to
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: and from work? I gotta ask you that. So why
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: do you have to give him money too? It's too much.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: You're doing too much. I just don't understand. You know,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: you have to get some self respect, you have to
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: you have none. Okay, you have to stop this. I'm
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: glad you wrote us. Nothing is that good where you
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: have to lose your your dignity and your low self esteem.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Nothing is that good, Okay nothing, I don't care. Nothing
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: is for you to lose your self respect like that.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: And that's what it is. It's not that the sex
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: is so good. You're just you're caught up. You gotta
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: get you know, get a hold of yourself. Here. This
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: man has nothing to offer you but sex, and you
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: want much more and he's not giving it to you. Steve, Hello, lord,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: lady forty three single mother too. You met a forty
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: three year old, very nice gentleman on a dating site
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: called Plenty of Fish. When we met, I told him
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: that I was ready for a relationship, not just hook
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: on for sex. He said, let's see where it goes.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: See right there, you say you ready for a relationship,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: not just for a hook up. He say, let's where
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: it goes. Guess what you missed that he didn't say.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: He did not say what he wanted. He ain't even
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: say yeah, that's what I'm looking for to All he
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: said was let's see how I go. Two weeks go by,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: you've been talking to him on the phone. You finally
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: meet with him. You ended up having sex the first night,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: donn it, Steve? I know it was so good I
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: could not stop. We continue to have said it sex
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: at least once a week, and he started staying overnight
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: in my house. Six months later, I asked him, so
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: we together? He said, now we need together. He told
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: me we should stop having sex and just be friends
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: because I was getting too much emostly attached to him.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: You ready for this? Not even a week went by
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: and he was back in your baby boy in here
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: doing it boy, and he got it. Turn up, he
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: ain't that bringing it. And I'm about to tell you
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: why this sex is so damn good. I can't stay
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: away from this man, but I really want a relationship.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: The whole time we together, I've been taking him too
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: and from work. He does not have a call, he
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: does not have his own place to live. I cook
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: for this man and give him money when he needs it. Now,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: when I come back, I'm gonna explain some things too minute. Now,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: I just say, well, first of all, let me tell
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: you so. You find him on a dating site called
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Plenty of Fish, and of all the man in here,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: you get the one damn cat fish that was in there.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: You didn't bought a damn bottom, dwell and scavenging master
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: ass cat all fish in the seat, and which one
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: you pull out? A hat fish? All right? Hold it
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: right there is, Steve, holding right there. We'll have part
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: two of your response coming up at twenty three after
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: the hour today. Subject is it is so good that
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: is clouding my judgment? You're listening show? All right, Steve,
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter. It is so good that
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: is clouding my judgment? Yeah, she'd met this man on
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: plenty of fish. She didn't pulled out the one damned fish.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: She didn't want a catfish, bottom, duel and scavenger. They've
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: been sleeping together, he just had she can't stop. Once
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: a week, six week, six months ago back, she finally
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: asked him, man, an't we together? He said no, No,
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: he don't know we need together. What do you say, No, no,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: he don't know we need together? Well, you can do
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: them here together if you give me money. We're just friends. Hey,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: we know we need to. We you stopped having sex,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: just be friend because you getting too emotional. You know,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't like to be attached to stuff.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: You know I ain't attached to no car. Note, I
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: ain't attached to no mortgage or no payment. You know
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: I ain't attached to no kitchen nowhere while I'm cooking,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: I ain't attached to no money. Don't you see me?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: I always needing something. The sex is so damn good,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: I can't stay away from He give me the money back.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: But he don't have a car or house. He needs
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: money all the time, and you gotta take him to
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: and from work. My question for you for we went
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: on break was where does he work at the paper route?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out what job he got where
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: he can't get a car, a house or need money
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: all the time. Now you want to ask me, let
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: me explain something to you about this good sex you have.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: You're having sex with a man that ain't got a car.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: You're having sex with a man that need a ride
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: to and from work. You're having sex with a man
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: that ain't got his own Lady, you got having sexual
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: a man that can't cook, and you having sexual a
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: man that needs money all the time for him. The
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: reason his sex is so good for food. Listen to me,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: you your entire mind. I know you had to bleep that.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: But that's the best way to say. Here's another reason.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: See this is called BS that he's giving you. This
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: is just BS now clean. The way to say it
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: is BS is called benefits screwing because he has to
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: produce the type of screwing that produces benefits. Yea, So
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: now here that giving his all? No, and he got
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: to because he probably working part time. He got time
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: shop in this guild. Yeah, he don't have the stress
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: that most men have them. A lot of men can't
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: perform calls the stress. But he ain't got none. He
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: ain't got no mortgage, he ain't got no car. No,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: what is he stressing for? He is free to bes
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: to benefit screw. Oh he just in that performed ye
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  Speaker 1: All his energy is in his sexual performance. He came
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  Speaker 1: buy you a coat for Christmas. He can't bring you
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  Speaker 1: a plate from Stein Mal. He can't bring them kids
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  Speaker 1: and yards are tied from Waltmart. He can't bring you
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  Speaker 1: a happy meal from McDonald's. And when it dude getting money,
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  Speaker 1: it's so rare. He downed a Chick fil A on
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  Speaker 1: the Sunday talking about how to hell if money doing
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  Speaker 1: the week? You know that they ain't over right, this
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  Speaker 1: man that you think you want to have a relationship with,
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  Speaker 1: Why would you want a relationship with him? Somebody you
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  Speaker 1: got to take care of and can't do nothing for
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  Speaker 1: you except good sex. Then that's all it is. It's
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  Speaker 1: just good sex. It's nothing, no other benefit to him.
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  Speaker 1: And let me tell you something. This gonna well all
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  Speaker 1: because you know why it's gonna well because you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: mess where I need something. Everybody needs something every nine.
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  Speaker 1: Then I don't care who y'all and when you need it.
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  Speaker 1: Since that's who you're passing out all you're loving to,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna want it from him. And guess what he
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you? You have me for money? We ain't know.
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  Speaker 1: We're just friend. We're just friend. You know I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got I just bother from money of you last week.
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  Speaker 1: Now I can pay you back what I owe you. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that help you man? She said he was a nice gentleman.
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  Speaker 1: He is an You got to be nice when you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing. What I'm gonna be mean? I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no where to go. You got to pick me up?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell I'm gonna be mean? Fault? You got
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  Speaker 1: to be nice. You got to drop me off and
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  Speaker 1: pick me up. Understand that he just getting out. Soon
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  Speaker 1: as he jump in the car, he started rubbing your thighs.
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  Speaker 1: He what was happening as soon as he get in
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  Speaker 1: the car, his hand on that pretty thigh and you're
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  Speaker 1: in his sweating like a runaway because big Clefuss Jackson
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  Speaker 1: Raynad the fourth's been to come up in hill, cleifus
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  Speaker 1: Jackson Raynad the folk. It's finning to come up in hill.
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  Speaker 1: It's fence to be old and out. Would lady she
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  Speaker 1: wants a relationship Steve with who he can't do nothing
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  Speaker 1: for you all your children. He's a bad exa sample
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  Speaker 1: of a man. He's forty three. He don't have a car,
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  Speaker 1: he don't have his own place, he don't cook any
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  Speaker 1: ball money from you, and he's forty three. You want
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  Speaker 1: a relationship with him, you got it. He's doing the
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  Speaker 1: only thing he can do and that's screws right. He
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  Speaker 1: can't do nothing now he I told you ask him
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  Speaker 1: for a coach the crew? All right, we gotta go, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Email us your Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry
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  Speaker 1: letter at Steve just a coach wool coach at Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey f them you're listening, what's the dumbest thing you've
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  Speaker 1: ever done for love? Completely opposite fall? Yeah, stupid? How
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  Speaker 1: long you give it? Now? What about you, Steve, what's
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  Speaker 1: the dumbest thing you've ever done for love? Jesus the
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  Speaker 1: lift man so much? While you, yeah, you want someone
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  Speaker 1: else to go, but while you, I'm trying to go
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  Speaker 1: ahead take her back. After she cheated OOB and explained
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  Speaker 1: to my family why it was all right? Yeah that
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  Speaker 1: was dumb, that was still Yeah. I ain't never done that,
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  Speaker 1: and you ain't never done that. Yeah, Okay, I stole
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  Speaker 1: a necklace. It's why you can't be present from the
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  Speaker 1: main company, can't the girl? Yeah, because I didn't have
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: no money, and I was crazy about it, and I
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: got caught going out the door. White dude had on
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  Speaker 1: a sweatshirt, some gym shoes. He was fast too. It
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: was fast too, just wasn't quite fast enough. He had
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  Speaker 1: met when I gave him my jacket, though, and I
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: was so thin then that didn't mean nothing to me.
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  Speaker 1: It was damn near irrelevant. I slipped out that jacket
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  Speaker 1: so fast, I just let my arms go limp like spaghetti.
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  Speaker 1: He had the jacket. That white dude I got out
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  Speaker 1: on a prospect, that white boy star chasing me. That
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  Speaker 1: dude was fast, but he had no idea who he
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: was chasing. Dog, Dog, I was un catchable back then.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: I looked back. I said, man, he's still hill, and
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  Speaker 1: I just went on and just dropped it down in
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  Speaker 1: Nitro was gone. Put that black on him when you're scared.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: When you scared, dog, I would put that black speed
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  Speaker 1: on it that he hadn't seen. Sound like an Endian, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was, he yelled at mere Gard. Be years partner,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry, worry. Yeah. And when I did go back
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  Speaker 1: in May Company, I look, I had a bed and
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  Speaker 1: everything I was grown. Yeah, you went back in a sky.
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  Speaker 1: All right. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Show right after this you're listening show. All right, fellas,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: time for comedy brulette. Jacob, quickly set this up again.
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  Speaker 1: Please you test us every week, you test our comedy ability.
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  Speaker 1: Give us five subjects. Put them on the wheel, spending
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  Speaker 1: the wheel were stop. We can do it. What you got?
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  Speaker 1: All right, let go, here's the topics. Number One people
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  Speaker 1: I hate on my job, man, everybody can do that.
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  Speaker 1: Number two, your mama keeps hitting on me. That's that
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  Speaker 1: number three. I thought they was dead already. Over four
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  Speaker 1: and Jehovah's witness. Number five people with a clean house.
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  Speaker 1: Put them on the wheel. Spin the wheel with you
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  Speaker 1: got got people I hate on my job? Let me
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  Speaker 1: have a first here. You know the people on your
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: job who bring that food item that don't nobody want
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: any damn weight, but they all booze you by the
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: first of all, don't nobody like pumpkin pie? All right?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Why they't bring it to word and didn't make an announcement? Hey,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: I gotta slice of pumpkin pie? And then don't touch it.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing worry about it? Fucking pie? What
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: else you got, junior? I tell you what I like.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: I don't like people that I work with that act
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: like they healthy, didn't you? That's an issue for me.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm saying he's sicking. He like he mo
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: healthed me, but he got eight told. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to know he ain't told, isn't it. I ain't talking
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  Speaker 1: about nobody, but you just hate them. I can't stand
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: the dude that that that that rad on you when
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: you clock out of iwa you would hear. You thought
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: you had a cool with him until you get halfway home. Yeah,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: they're looking for you. How do you know I'm going.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: I don't like people send you video, email you videos
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: of the life. That just got personal. The topic is
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: people I hate on my job. Let's go. You know
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: what the people I hate on my job? And not
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: only are they sicker than you, but they have functions
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: to raise money about hot damn sick down. We don't
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: have nothing for diabetics. We are running, we make a speech.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: We ain't out there doing that. We don't have a
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  Speaker 1: month for with you having a date or a month
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: or marathon. To me, just to me, you are sicker
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: than me. You know what I like about my job.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: I know some sick people on the job. I'm not
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: calling no name, I ain't telling no I ain't that,
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  Speaker 1: But I child like people that got diabeat it. They
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: act like type two is better the type one. Care
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  Speaker 1: really all that I take my medicine. Yeah, I don't
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: shoot my menace. But they're talking to the sick people
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  Speaker 1: a body. Yeah, I mean you really still old man?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Ain't my face? Ain't your ways? Okay? You was at
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: one pointe right, to. That's all I'm saying. I talked
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: about nobody on my job. I can't staying nobody. I
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: can't stay nobody on my job. Who a millionaire? And
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: every time they come to work, they always who I'm
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: going through? What is you going through? You ain't going
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: through who? The Lord testament? I ain't testing you. I
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: ain't not wrong with who I'm going through? Who? I
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: don't know what your part going through? God? They had
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: your boy, I tell God, Man, I'm gonna make it
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: through this. Who man? They trying to test your boy?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: How is they? Who? Champagne? All right, you're listening to show?
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  Speaker 1: All right, So here's a question for you. Did you
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: follow your childhood dream now? According to a new survey
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: by Vetti, that's z I T Y probably not. The
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: survey found that more than two thirds of those who
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: had a dream job picked out as a kid didn't
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: end up making that dream come true. For male respondents,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: becoming a professional athlete top the list at seventeen percent,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: while twenty two percent of women wanted to become teachers.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: The age in which reality started to sink in for
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Americans was fifteen years old when they got their first jobs.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: The top childhood dream jobs of Americans include doctor, teacher, veterinarian, musician,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: movie star, professional athlete, artist, etc. So did you follow
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: your dream job since your childhood or what? That's the question.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: I think what happens to the boy who wants to
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: be a professional athlete around fifteen? It starts losing grill.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't cause you've got a job. It's because he
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: went out and played with some people that's fitting to
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  Speaker 1: be pros and found out real fast. My ass ain't
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: going because the dude just blew by me like I
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: was standing still and I was running as fast as
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: I could. That boy going to the pros. You ain't
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: as fifteen, that's true, all right? Yeah? I played in
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: the Summer League with the Cleveland Cavaliers one time. That's
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: when I knew really coming up. And three minutes after
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: the hour, we'll play another round of would you rather?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening, Hardy morning show, time for
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: another round of would you rather? Would you rather rob
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: a bank or still a sports car bank? I'll give
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: you I think that dog that's felony. You're gone, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: I'll go in for grand theft. Were gone. We can
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  Speaker 1: take that really this is a wealth. I might get
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: away with that cat. Oh no, no, no, no, see
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  Speaker 1: this bank you gotta have gun. Once you got that
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: gun you got no no, no, no, you as can
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: do another kind of time now, okay, okay, no no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not robbing no bank though I still is car.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: I just stole it. Hey, let's go to go to yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: all right? Would you rather have it rain every day?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Rain every day or snow every day? When we got
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: a problem. Now you've been in bo, you got a problem.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: If it's snow every day, your ass got a problem.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: You can't snow every day? You got a problem, partner,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: It was so much snow remover you mean it snowed
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: again in shoveling dryway. I gotta go out here shoveling
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: dryway again. But if it rained every day, that water,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: the water got something for your ass man, that that
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: water gonna turn into a flood. So either way, that's
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: a rough one because a lot of people are gonna
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: be in trouble either way. That's not gonna be good.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: Either way. A rain snow every day for how long?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Surely every day every day? That that can't happen? Would
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: you we all we're all gonna die either way. All
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: of us are going to die either way. Now you
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: want to get this no arc version of it, or
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: you want to freeze your ass to death? Is it
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: hot rain? Is it wet snow? Okay, all right, we're
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: moving on because you guys can't decide on that one.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: Would you rather know when you're gonna die? Or how
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: you're gonna die? Oh? When? Now? I rather know how?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: Because that way I can stay out of that. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna be in the cocks and last,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: my last we're gonna die. But you want to know? Oh,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: because because because I'm going to live life to the fullest.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: That last year I'm gonna give y'all. I'm gonna give
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: it to you. Well anyway, Well if it's next week, though,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: nice year, stop living in next week. I'm was staying
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: in the house in one room, closed the door and
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: try to try to try to make it a lie.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: All right, try to beat it. Thank you. That's today's
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: would you rather? Coming up? At forty nine minutes after
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: the hour, our last break of the day and some
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks from the one and only Blue Chief Steve Harvey, Right,
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  Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show. All right, Steve, here
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: we are back, last break of the day, and you're
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: gonna leave us with some closing remarks. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I want to share something with you that I came
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: across when I was meditating this summer and a friend
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: of mine, Bishop Gettis down in the Carolina's who I
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: met on my talk show one time. We formed a relationship,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: very very helpful. Bishop gettys. He sends me inspiration all
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: the time. He just, I mean, just a good dude,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: may just care about me. He always sends me something timely.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: And one of the things he sent me I was
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: thinking about on the or when I was meditating this summer,
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  Speaker 1: and it's something that I'm guilty of even myself. And
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: I was explaining it to a couple of people that
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: work around him. They would come up, you say that
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: you feel that way. Yeah, man, it's all relative. You know,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter how you think my life is, the
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: fact that I might be still short in myself is
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: a very very real reality. And there is a possibility
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: moving forward that you could also be short in your
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: life for what it could truly be. Have you ever
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: thought about that you could be making one mistake that's
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: cutting you off from the life that you could really have.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: You're actually sort short circuit in your blessings because of
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: a very simple thing that we do. And I'm guilty
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: of this myself. And I had to catch myself this summer,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: and one of the things I came away with I said, Man,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: I got to dream bigger. I have got to dream
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: bigger because I've exposed myself with people who have so
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: much more. Now do you need so much more? No?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: But God said he would give you the desires of
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: your heart. He'll even put some stuff on your heart
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: to desire. You ain't even know what's really there, but
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: he wants you to see that too. So look, I'm
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: out of the need business. I just need him. He's
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: all I need. Of course, I need love and people
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: that care about me and friendship. I'm not saying I
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: don't need nothing, but as far as material stuff, I
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: don't need anything. It's just stuff I want. But it's
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong we want anymore, as long as you're grateful
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: for where you at. But here's what happens, And it
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: happens to me, and it may be happening to you,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: And I don't want you to shortcircuit your blessings. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to knock yourself out of something that
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: you could have. Listen to me, don't downgrade your dream
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: just to fit your reality. I'm gonna repeat that, but
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: I got some more. Don't downgrade your dream just to
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: fit your reality. Upgrade your conviction to match your destiny.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: One more time, y'all listen to this. This is so good, man.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Don't downgrade your dream just to fit your reality. Upgrade
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: your conviction to match your destiny. Oh man, this is
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: so good. Do you know how many times we reshape
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: what we want based on where we're at right now?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Do you know how many times you've bought a car
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: based on how much you made? Now you saying, well,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: of course, Steve, you gotta fit it in the budget.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: But hold up, though, but did you really want something else?
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: Did you really see yourself driving a different model, the
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: upscale model? Did you see you with that car but
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: it was fully loaded? I'm just saying, well, you know
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: what you shouldn't do. You shouldn't downgrade your dream just
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: to fit your reality. See so you make a purchase
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: based on where you're at right now? When if you
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: kept the faith continue to work. Do you know that
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: God there's a strong possibility that He was gonna give
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: you the car your dream? But you quit operating on faith,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: You started functioning on your reality, and so you end
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: up blocking what God could do for you because you
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: made a move too fast based on where you were
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: with what you should have did. You should have buckled
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: down and upgraded your can viction, got more serious about it,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: got more funky with it, got a little bit more
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: determined to get what you saw in your dreams and
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: your visions. Upgrade your conviction to match your destiny because
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: where God gonna take you and what He really got
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: for you, you gotta get your conviction to match that.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: Stop knocking your dreams down because it don't and fitting
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: it into your reality. To date, you gotta try something
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: else because I had to force myself to do it.
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  Speaker 1: You keep saying, Man, there's got to be more than
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  Speaker 1: on my behalf. Just gotta hang in there. You just
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  Speaker 1: hanging there, do not lose faith. That's the hanging in
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