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No Latency - Ep.21 Collector Heist Night Pt.2 · No Latency

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Last time, I know latency Iona you're going in invited into the
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basement. So no, you're with me, it's
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sores, you've got the laser cutter.
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We're gonna be cutting through the sewer to the basement fault.
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Go get Reeves and make sure his watches synchronized with ours.
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Hey, listen Raves, how'd you like to make 50 80s?
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Well, I hope I'm confident enough to do that.
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Good luck. Takes only have to do is be your
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bodyguard. Yes, exactly.
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That's what I'll do. Perfect.
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Look intimidating. No, no, we gotta wait for
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movement in the water. I'm staying.
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What is that? Aram a weakened?
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We can kill that thing, right? Just to do this, right?
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I don't know, but we can try and I'm a drive Vanna White directly
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at it. You're what punch it into fourth
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gear. It's not usually how you get a
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car started moving but Your old a 14.
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That's not bad it. The alligator Beast Square in
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the face with the middle of Vanna White.
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You hear the front, great Havana wife dent on the nose of this
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Beast as it owns and flips over can start to roll over it for D6
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damage. We did I just flip Vanna White.
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No, you flip the Beast? Oh thank God.
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It kind of went back on itself and you drove over it as it was
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upside down Screech. I'm sorry, Morty. 18 damage,
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nice Jeb sticks out his head and goes Croc.
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Do you later so that does mental damage a total of five damage
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but your blade its armor by 3. Ripping off a piece of its
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chest. You can see there's exposed
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pieces of its body. It rolls over goes over to the
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piece on the ground and it looks at you jet for a moment you like
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Ides was the Beast, it's sniffs turns to the Piece of Flesh that
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come off its own body and starts to eat it.
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There are, I'm sorry I messed up last time cocks gun back.
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See you later. Alligator and then I shoot.
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It point blank in the between its eyeballs in between his
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eyeballs in between its eyeballs.
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You can see the flash on its chest up to heal as it eats the
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piece of its own flesh on the ground.
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But as it's absorbing that energy, your A bullet hits it
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and it does so much damage. There's nine damage you said you
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were hit in the head around like Just still, that's things.
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Still kicking out my shoot again.
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Do it. You hit it again.
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Almost Square on the same Bullet Hole.
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Damn, this thing ain't stopping. I won't back away from and it's
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now it's turn. Oh shit.
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Jeb Romy and Athletics track 14. Yeah.
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You stayed on top of the vehicle, so it spits at you and
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the glob. Spit goes sailing past, your
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left ear and sticks to the back wall and you hear it Sizzle.
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It starts to break down the brick wall behind you.
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Chase balls that I never seen, no crocodile do anything like
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that before and it attacks again again.
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Missing you this time blasting past your right ear and it
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sticks against the back wall. Again, you hear more sizzling
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here the dick room. He gonna do any more for
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something to unbuckle my safety belt, because I made sure I was
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a safe driver before I get The alligator.
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Then I'm looking Vanna White, we still have any of those chemical
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cleaners left over from when we raided The Strangers cabin, you
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have two left, two bottles, okay?
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I'm going to take one of the bottles.
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I'm gonna open it up and I'm gonna Splash it in the
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alligators eyes. It sounds good with that.
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Be springy. Blinding.
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This steamy blinding this. Yes, excellent stack.
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I'm just opening the bottle, and I'm just like, kind of running
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up and like doing a swipe trying to like drop all the liquid that
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I can out of it, all right? I mean, but I'd be Athletics.
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Yeah, what was that? That was the creature,
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resisting, the torture of being here.
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Having it poured, all over them. Nice to do it.
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You throw the thing on its head after it's empty, but it's sort
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of blinks it away. And since it's been living in
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this disgusting, effluent for quite a long time, it shakes off
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the chemicals and continues moving towards you.
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Well, Chemicals in a bad idea. Really?
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What this the Vanna White got any spare tanks of gas?
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Yeah, I'm all for it. Okay.
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What am I rolling? Just be done.
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Yeah. Roll me.
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Yeah, you have one. It's helpful.
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We have one half full well toss it out.
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The Beast. As soon as I can get my fighter
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flight back into motion. Wolves.
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Make sure and do that. All right, the moment I'm a
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little scared stuff. I will then I'll throw you shoot
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it and I throw it. Give me an Athletics.
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Check Death, he hit it. Only a quarter of it, pulls out
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onto the face down. The rest is just next week and
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I'm scared. Remy, I sit damn it.
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Really think you hit it 33 damage.
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Very good. There's a fireball that appears
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around the beast in the, in the water and it just set it alight.
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You can hear it scream. Me and Jeb, you smell bacon.
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Real shit, Remy. I think you may have you may
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have vanquished the Beast and perhaps even made ourselves a
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little snack, didn't we not give a little hole nudge ribs of the
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Beast bust out of his side and separate from the body sitting
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on the ground, their sizzling softly, and the smell Tyson's,
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you roll resist torture drugs. You really want to eat that?
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Well, Ram it, I can't be the only ones think of that does
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smell delicious, Remy while on fire and it will get a
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disadvantage to this. It goes to Claw at you and this
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is terribly and as it does, its arm clicks, open and goes past
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its elbow. And now it's right crore is
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broken, you can hear it's great bullet and fire.
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So when it does that can't clot me and I fall on my butt and it
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just And of lands right in between my legs.
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Yes. This and just scooch back on my
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butt away and it's still on fire.
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It goes to attack you again and this is, I'm just gonna scoot
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away while trying to kick it and it's not as it's coming at me.
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I'm gonna wait for it mouth to open up wide another war Roar.
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And then I'm going to pull the same move that I pulled with
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Steve and just shove my rifle in there and just let loose while
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the to see you at this rate. It's inside you do ye your route
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46 damage. That's a lot of damage.
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Its tail actually blows off the back of it and it's just flesh
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sitting on the ground The Blood starts to seep into the Water.
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And finally, the breathing and heaving of the Beast is gone
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replaced with the dripping noise of the sewer and the remaining
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Sizzle on the wall behind. Jeb will real me, you know, what
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they say you do you fuck the Gators?
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home and you know you returned about, are you eating short,
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ribs, alligator short ribs, its delicacy in some area And Jeb,
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you gain a bonus to HP, two points above your regular for
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now you have fun with just snack, turn my tile on.
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I was hoping praying that while in the middle of fighting the
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beacon didn't go off. And we head on upstairs back to
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the mansion where I owner and Sano are standing outside, the
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elevator with a few other patrons The Collector himself
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and the receptionist Good evening, everyone.
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Welcome in. Thank you for coming to lovely
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to see you. It got so silent over here.
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So silent nodes and the nameless ones over here and you are from
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biotechnical, I understand. Yes, all right.
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Well, The rest, he Taps the table with his finger.
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You can hear it, click click click, and the receptionist
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desk. Now's the Time, she nods, which
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is a button on her console and the door behind her opens, the
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seam in the wall suddenly appearing in there is an opulent
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elevator which I owner. Do you recognize everybody
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inside, please walk inside, you guys head on inside to the
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elevator and it begins to take you down.
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Words, got some treats, this The evening, The Collector is
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standing there with his bodyguard that stands behind him
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as it descends has, everyone them made their kids upstairs as
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well. Arnaud.
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So does The Silent One. The nameless ones.
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We bid on some objects. The turbo was very interesting.
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What did you all better? I prefer to keep my birds close
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to my chest, that's not after my own heart and the elevator
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reaches the bottom, and the doors open.
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And there in front of you is a long Corridor.
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And at the end, the giant vault door, you all walk down the
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corridor. All right everyone welcome to
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the midnight Market. New places is Cool, cool, cool,
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cool. Cool, just checking my car.
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I seem to have set off the alarm.
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Oh dear. How how dare you Martin and I'm
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so sorry everyone. This is incredibly embarrassing.
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I am right, ha ha. If I push it here, this button
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doesn't work out. There we go.
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Martin, you don't have to cut it to come back here.
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Come here, sit down. Sit down, that's ridiculous.
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There are no chairs here, get back up.
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So this is incredibly embarrassing I'm so sorry.
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It was that your car and you know it's the Securities I
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touched the wrong. It's very embarrassing.
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I'm sorry. I see we we fixed it.
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We turned it off Martin. Thank you for checking on that.
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I'm terribly. Sorry while this is happening.
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Can I can iI everybody that's down here?
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Yes. To see if anyone's extra
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suspicious not because of the alarm mode distant chatter, Jeff
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jump, all right, cool, P perception.
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Absolutely. 15 good mr. Silent is interesting.
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They wear a metal piece around the bottom of their mouth that
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has their jaw bolted. Shut.
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The nameless ones are twins, but they look uncannily like each
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other and they seemed really rich like, Corporal, Rich.
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It's strange. The twins would look uncannily
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like each other. They are twins.
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No, no uncannily like each other, like you cannot tell the
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difference is that all that's here or there.
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Oh, there's The Collector and his guard Martin, mmm, The
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Collector you notice. His arm has a few subtle lines
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on it and you recognize those as the attachment area for some
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kind of heavy weapon and it's and there's the same on his leg,
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but no one else is here. Now, just you guys.
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Interesting. Okay, I'll take note of all that
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as everything gets. So let's try this again, shall
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we? Open sesame, and the door in the
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most overly engineered way, because it had to be rebuilt.
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And there was an explosion in here, big arm comes out clicks
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into the middle, holes It Forward turns, and it rolls
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sideways like a vault door and there in front of you, a three
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objects and a Podium and The Collector walks in stands behind
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the podium wraps. His tiny little Hammer.
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Okay, here are our most expensive items for the Evening.
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As part of the midnight Market first we have an even rarer
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turbo. The Dragon Force Turbo gives
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your vehicle, the driest voice. It's very, very good on the
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other side. I have course have as part of
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the Poetry collection for this evening, the sixth ever first
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folio by William Shakespeare and a true peace.
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Of night, City history. One of the vending machines
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allegedly used to hold the mysterious fixed Domina.
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Because if you don't know, Tom and I was in a, I don't tell
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anyone, it's a massive secret is worth a lot of money.
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I think one of 12 are exclusive. Do we have any questions?
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Head-shaking might have a few minutes down here.
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Please prove Peruzzi objects bed, just like you would up.
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Stairs. And no touchy-touchy.
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All right, is he continuing to stay down here?
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Yes, but he's now going. He's going to go off and talk to
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the name of this one's for a moment.
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Okay, and is Martin washing, he's just standing at the door,
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okay? I am going to look at the turbo
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first. And I'm going to put in a bed, I
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will skip over the Shakespeare, just giving it an i and I will
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move over to the vending machine and give that a bid.
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Do we know what? It's what it is valued at role.
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Local expert cat? Yes.
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You know that thing is worth about 40 to 50,000 Eddie's.
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And I've placed my bread and I tap my other heel to my ankle
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and release risky from Maya. As my anklet, he crawls down my
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shoe and up the leg of the vending machine.
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In and underneath my stylist, check needed it to do.
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While this is happening. Can I also be talking to Martin?
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Yes, for extra distraction. True that will give Iona you get
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plus 2 because of risky and plus 1 because of Santa.
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Okay? So 15 that passes what are you
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saying to Martin? Sauna I'll walk up to him and
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say I have you been in the security business long.
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I have just recently entered it myself.
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As if I kick your not unless you put any Guitar Room you know I
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mean I have heard that the collector likes me.
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I'm like a good cup of tea apparently that's good.
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He seems a little eccentric but it was not in my job
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description, get be honest. Mate, not super hot.
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Super happy about being a guy makes tea, when you know, got a
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gun on a blow things up, but we gonna do well, if you get paid
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well enough, The end of the day, you don't need to use the car
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that's really profound. Lotta hope, I don't think it is,
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but you're welcome to think that.
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Well, not paid to think. I took two things, may take.
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So very apparent. They're your parents, just
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continue to chat about security and Keeping protecting things
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and stuff like that, right? Well, everyone seems to have
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made that bids. Does anyone have any more
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questions or I've seen all I need to see excellent.
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I love an efficient sale. Good.
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We will announce all of the winners personally within the
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next 15 minutes. If you wouldn't mind, get the
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fuck out of my fault. I checked my watch.
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What time is it? It is 12 12 and the winners are
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announced upstairs. Yep.
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In 10 minutes or 10, 15 minutes. Okay?
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Okay. Little collected two one.
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Yeah. Hey, welcome back down.
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Do on. Yeah.
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Yeah. Look at that to know what.
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It is perfect. So yeah, perfect.
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But what if I accidentally win the machine into the elevator?
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As you rise to the top, you will exit Sano Romeo, perception
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check or boil boy. Oh no cool.
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And for reasons that you have no idea.
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Why you are now missing 800 Eddie's.
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I am. Hmm it's electronic those isn't
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it doesn't mean it can't be stolen.
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Oh no. You have not noticed this.
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But you are now down 800 Eddie's.
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All right. That makes me a bit mad, but
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also scared that there are some things happening right now, that
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I don't know about, is there a way to view outside to make sure
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our fireworks are in place. Do you want to look out the
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window? Yes, window is look out.
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I just look out the window. Is there, a Madman study of side
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with them? It's a fire.
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I rolled a one. He has no here yet.
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No, I was hoping he'd be out there with glow sticks.
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I mean if I'd rolled something decent yet but I wrote a one we
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cut to Reeves who's just like in a van like talking to some other
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like so anyway, Tell him like y'all shoot off fireworks like,
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450 Eddie's, bro. I spin for that much, man.
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That sounds like a really good deal, bro.
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Why? I like we should have got ya.
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Oh, you should have got me on that.
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Actually use it to get. He's like, what are we supposed
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to do that? So I what dude like like like
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look I can help out with that. Like you know, we drive over
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there we could shoot the fireworks off, you know, spend a
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couple of those six, kicking some tunes you know.
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Yeah. So like what is that like
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tomorrow ever could back to Sano who's deeply Disturbed at nobody
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being outside Iona we might need to make a different noise What
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do you mean, fireworks? Distraction is not arrived.
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And this is 15 minutes until you know what?
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Well, there is the Cadillac. Yes, this is a Cadillac here,
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what's that? It's the front is the front.
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Half of a Cadillac. Is there anything around this
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Lake like a fire on the elevator alarm?
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Yeah. Roll roll perception.
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Okay. Don't suck this time.
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Oh, do you find it pretty good. And what's more is you remember
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how The Collector messed up and how to set it off because he put
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in the wrong number and you saw what number you put in and you
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know that that sets off. So you now know how to turn on
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the alarm. I'll look to the elevator keys
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and I will remember that is set off an alarm and how loud it
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was. And I'll say I think I have a
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Microwave isn't working can you talk to it?
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What will these to get up to next?
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I don't know why you keep sticking your finger in that
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part. That's not a bowling ball.
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Oh God. Oh shit.
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It's time job. It's time.
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Is there a jiffy? I'll get it.
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Put the alligator down. Come on.
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It's time to work. No, don't you got another pipe?
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Put it out. Come on, let's go.
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Come on. Oh sure, we do around here,
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right? You gain another to Temporary HP
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point. Just gonna start line it up with
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the beacon and it's here. All right, get the laser throw
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me a row. Me a perception.
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Check with all concentration up to you for substance better.
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Yeah, you line it up so I got laser targeting on it.
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You guys just get it all in. All right, so houses.
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How long is this thing gonna be? I mean we got what seven minutes
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left. It's going to take five minutes.
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All right. Well, we better hurry up then.
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Yeah. Well, we'll quit talking and
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start cranking. Let's go.
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I'm Greg. And I'm breaking Remy.
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I'm praying and the laser starts up and you start to crank it.
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Is this a hand? Yes, yeah.
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Is it saved on power? Oh, I see.
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I see. I thought we could only had a
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certain amount of like a parts. I could do all the power is
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going to laser and for the Sonic actuators.
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So we got a, we got a hand, crank it in writing, I'm
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cranking, just go, just go. I'm monitoring the levels at the
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moment. I will send a message to Iona
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through the my tile. That just a quick message of
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Start just start cranking one out.
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No it's tired. Your message bounces.
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Fuck. All right.
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I hope that they hope I hope that they know that we're doing
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it on time. Keep cranking.
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Come on. You're not gonna get me out, get
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if you don't you crank it. I'm cranky.
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Yeah, I'll go and get another PC alligator and I'm gonna just put
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in front of you, like a, like a carrot and like come on, come
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on. I but can I have it though?
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Once we're done? When you head over to the
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alligator, one of its arms reanimates grabs, you by the
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foot and pulls you to the ground.
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Fuck God damn it, throw me an Athletics, check to avoid
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falling. Oh yeah, you dodge that arm
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perfectly Lee, can I dodged it or at the same time?
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Take my knife out. That's is Trevor and stabbed it
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multiple times. Yes, you can.
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You break the knife enough. Fuck, I'm getting back away from
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the, I'll get her. Just now, your thumb have the
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handle. This is Trevor, but the blade is
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stuck in the arm, and it's now stuck in the ground and
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wriggling around. Right, come from, where are you?
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Okay. Yeah, I'm come back.
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You come back. Jim, how far are we done your
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about setup Center? Okay, what anything else I can,
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can I use my demolitions to Possibly speed us along chill,
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go for it. All right, you can improve the
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speed and it will keep you on time.
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But tell me how you do it. What I'm going to do is is that
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the same time as use cranking and the laser is going off, I'm
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gone back to Vanna White and I've grabbed a crowbar and I'm
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just chipping away at the same time, so I'm chipping away any
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extra block and clearing it away.
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Making sure it's a clean areas that way.
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Nobody gets hurt. You know, nobody slips out of
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brick and just You know, doing all right, cool, it gets closer
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and closer to finishing the circle, and it's almost done.
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Now, you have a choice, you can crank it at the right point to
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make it fall down. There's a really good chance
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you're going to destroy the laser machine because it's going
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to get crushed or oh. Okay?
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Or, or you could chip away at the bit?
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That's left over and hope. It doesn't hurt you laser laser.
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Do it. All right.
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So you got the laser primed? I got to check the time.
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Yeah, time check 12:28 and we cut upstairs.
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Ho proves got that fireworks, right?
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Cut the ribs. I rolled another one.
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Reeves is not ready. Breeze is hanging out with his
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friend. Kyle.
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What, what time is it says that 1228?
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Hey, hey Reeves, I just have something you want to go and
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check out that that midnight showing down there at the
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hollow, thither midnight, Midnight shit.
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Oh shit, I was meant to oh no. Guess not making 50 Eddie's Dad
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wouldn't go to the challah Theater.
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Now, let's go. Oh yeah, that's a cool idea.
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Yeah, I love Sam. Cool.
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Let's go. I don't know, you know what,
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let's go see a theater show. Maybe like a midnight showing or
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something. Yeah.
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Is there anyone I have no idea. What's gonna see.
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All right. Bye.
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Yeah. I mean like ghosts wherever he's
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going. He does not show up to midnight
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Market are old ones twice. Oh dear.
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Now, Sano you have two minutes. Great.
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Wait let me just clarify. What's he going to a midnight
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showing of a plague he's dumb as fuck so he'll try his like one
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that'd be great. Okay great I am by the keypad
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but not suspiciously by like 10 ish feet away was kind of
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standing by watching and a whisper To Vandal and Iona.
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Okay? I know how to make the alarm set
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off, but I'm gonna need people to have.
28:42
I need some sort of distraction so it doesn't look like I'm just
28:45
entering a keypad in here for no apparent reason.
28:49
Okay, what you want us to do? How many guards are in this?
28:52
The main room here, upstairs there are full.
28:55
Damn gosh, I don't know, maybe make some sort of Seen an
29:02
argument or some sort of announcement or some sort of
29:09
Iona. Hmm, publicly fire me.
29:12
All right, is that unless you have a better idea?
29:17
I said. All right.
29:18
I think that's the best we're going to have but we have one
29:21
minute. So you must do it now.
29:24
All right. Wendell, could you come here?
29:28
Yes. Can you tell me why my bank
29:32
account is missing a thousand? Eddie's right now?
29:36
No, this withdraw was not authorized.
29:39
Now, are you, are you taking money from the biotechnical
29:43
account? No, no, I would never you would
29:47
never. You would never show me a
29:50
receipt. Open your tile right now.
29:53
They open their tile and show it to you.
29:55
And there on the screen, is a fake transaction that they've
29:57
tucked in. When do I cannot Not you knew
30:02
what you knew that this had happened before and I told you
30:07
that this would be the end of your line at Bayou Technica.
30:12
If you were to ever even smell of doing something like this.
30:18
So you are going to have to get your ass out of here right now.
30:22
Because I am going to call the police if you do not.
30:27
I understand I'm, I'm I'm so sorry and especially for it to
30:31
happen in such a public place, and there's a small crowd,
30:34
looking around you, and the nameless one goes.
30:37
That's how you deal with the hell, honestly.
30:40
Well done, I love this. Go on.
30:42
Go away. Riff Raff.
30:44
The young people are the worst go away.
30:46
Good it awful. Terrible.
30:50
It is it is so hard to find. Good help these days.
30:54
It's almost like they don't even vet our assistants anymore.
30:58
I know and The Collector comes over and goes.
31:01
If you think that's bad I used to hire the steeds.
31:04
Oh I remember I was here. One time awful.
31:07
You just can't get that good quickly back away.
31:10
I wait for like two seconds before it hits up to the time.
31:15
And then do do do, do do do quickly established as I can
31:21
type it in the I'm goes off. Oh no, this is all.
31:26
I thought I'd turn this off. I'm so sorry everyone.
31:28
I bet you it's your assistance phone and you see that the
31:31
collector Winks at you are. It's always their fault, isn't
31:36
it? What's going on?
31:43
Sano? Do you slip into the your
31:45
position behind Iona? Yes.
31:48
Will you wrong me? A dance roll.
31:50
Please a dance role in the left column.
31:54
Well, it's about the smoothness of the move.
31:57
Whether you smoothly kind of just reappear behind them these
32:01
down. You can do stealth or dance.
32:03
I love the idea of those. Okay.
32:06
I never thought to put it a point to dance.
32:08
I know I'd rather just because it's high society and there's
32:14
like I would say I'm not dancing toward Iota.
32:18
Okay. What do you mean?
32:21
You're not dancing towards me. Yeah you wrote you rather 17.
32:25
You're great. Everything's fine.
32:27
Whoo and Dallas now walking out of the building and they have
32:30
left. Okay I think we should leave
32:32
too. Yes, I need to wait on the
32:35
beach. Kids and at this moment, Remy
32:38
Rami a demolition roll. Please!
32:42
Oh no, it's 12:30 Remy do it you'll watch goes off and it
32:47
cuts. The last piece is this crash as
32:50
this big thick piece of cement Falls lands on your laser
32:55
machine. Crushing it in entirely, there's
32:57
Sparks a little bits. Go every other hand crank flies
33:00
off risky. The little spider robot, climbs
33:03
out of the underneath of the vending.
33:05
That is now sitting in front of you and climbs onto Remy's
33:09
shoulder and does a little jumpy up and down dance.
33:14
Japanese to have to like cuddle, cuddle to the side of the TV.
33:18
Jazz. Good enough job, get it off, get
33:20
it off, get it off, me laughter. All right, stay cool.
33:23
Stay cool Ramis tikku. All right.
33:26
See look look, I'm sure I own a loves this little Gap.
33:29
Just like I love you, don't do not girl, that's right.
33:34
Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna give a little
33:36
scratchy under the neck. She loves that can't deal
33:40
spiders. And there in front of you is the
33:42
vending machine and up above you, you can see into the Vault,
33:46
there's the Dragon Force Turbo on the left which jab, you
33:49
recognize as a really cool piece of Kit and there's a book in a
33:53
box but you can't tell what it is.
33:55
Wait a minute. That Remy.
33:57
I'm sorry, I got Roman boost me up there.
34:01
We don't have time for the most me up there.
34:03
I'll be in and out. All right, fine.
34:09
You know what? I drive.
34:10
Not have been a white over the spot.
34:12
No, I don't need it up. Anyways, I forgot about six
34:15
quatre. Here's grapple, gut GM, by the
34:21
way, as Jeff is doing this. I am loading up the damper near
34:27
me. Again, I will lose you by a fair
34:32
enough. That's very Romeo.
34:34
Just throw me a either a basic Tech or an Athletics.
34:36
Check Depending on how you do it, grab look for sure.
34:40
Okay. What a broader for you easily?
34:42
Get into back of the van. It's pretty heavy.
34:45
So you can't reach top speed while it's in the van, but you
34:47
can move at a normal rate. Okay.
34:52
I'm awake. 2 minutes. Jab.
34:56
All right, set the Casio watch, Rudy and three, two, one.
35:00
There we go. Alright, be back.
35:04
Good girl. Me an Athletics track, so I know
35:06
you didn't mess it up. Yeah, you did that easy right?
35:10
You're in the room, bro. Me a stealth roll 1700.
35:14
Just so what you notice is you come into the room.
35:17
Is that because the alarm has gone off to turrets, have
35:23
descended from the roof, and they haven't seen you yet.
35:26
But if you want to grab the tie about, you're going to have to
35:28
roll another stealth check. All right here and out in and
35:30
out and I am. Oh yeah.
35:33
So there's a the turrets are ahead of me, and the Turbo is
35:39
kind of off to the left. Now, if I could just roll over
35:43
these boxes and crawl underneath the table here.
35:47
And if I could just reach up at Camp, I got an idea as the trip
35:52
kind of like I imagine that like sprinklers, right?
35:55
This really Yeah, that's kind of the room.
35:57
Just like, the one in the biotechnical place.
35:59
Yeah. And as it kind of like, it's
36:01
that last point and kind of gives a little like sound.
36:05
I just kick the table that it's on, and it kind of like rolls
36:10
off the table and onto my onto my chest, as I lay down
36:15
underneath the table and I scooch back on my along the
36:19
ground, just sliding backwards on my back, onto the whole.
36:24
And as I fall down, I grab the grappling gun.
36:28
Just lower myself all the way down to the bottom of the sewer
36:33
detach the grapple gun and go 92 minutes.
36:38
Not bad. Huh.
36:39
Go from an athletic check for your Landing.
36:41
You drop the typo in the water and you slightly sprained your
36:46
ankle causing to damage. Oh yeah.
36:51
Do ya hate Ramey? You gotta the turbos fine.
36:54
It's just wet room. You got the data, you got a
36:57
gator bite night. I asked for, but you did say, I
37:00
can have it. I don't have to get her meat
37:02
that big try to kill me again, but I will offer you my
37:05
handkerchief to wipe down the turbo though.
37:08
You know, thank you. Now what we should all?
37:11
Leave that whole there or yeah, we're out.
37:15
All right. Fourth gear, why?
37:17
No? I'm drap?
37:19
Are you leaving just everything that you got crushed?
37:24
There's enough to take right. Like, that's your decision.
37:27
Yours is a little DM. Smile is making me
37:31
uncomfortable, or am I just throwing a red herring?
37:34
I wonder if you'll be able to work that out.
37:36
Probably not, but we're out of there.
37:38
All right. Jeb you driving.
37:40
Oh yeah, cool, Romeo driving check.
37:42
And then we'll head upstairs now.
37:44
See, Ramey. First thing you gotta you gotta
37:47
learn about driving, is that you first shift into first gear, let
37:51
s let 3rd van for. You managed to escape this big
38:00
round corner, do a slide into an area which you definitely should
38:04
not be able to and it gives you a little bit of a boost in your
38:07
arrival time. Do your exit point on the other
38:10
side of the sewer. Whoa.
38:15
Ooh, she says Lord we just launched our catching some air.
38:18
When going out the gray Freeze Frame.
38:22
What will those boys get up to next time.
38:28
And as you drive through the sewers with your vending machine
38:33
in tow, we cut back too. The Collector Mansion where Iona
38:39
and Sano are standing and vendor has no left.
38:42
Ladies and gentlemen, everybody days and them's and all
38:46
representation. Thank you for coming to the
38:49
midnight Market. I'm sorry about the alarm.
38:50
I just managed to turn it off. Apologies for that.
38:55
You should receive your information of whether you one.
38:58
If you did not win, you will receive no message as per usual.
39:02
We'll see you at the next one. Deliveries can begin in the next
39:05
half hour, or we can have it sent to you.
39:08
Thank you so much. Just tell the receptionist what
39:10
you need and get out of my house before one fan.
39:14
Thank you and The Collector. Goes back, up the stairs and
39:17
walks into his office. Yes, and slams.
39:19
The door. Did you when they will anything?
39:26
I pick up my tile. No, notification has shown up
39:30
yet but I send a message to Wendell to get the car ready.
39:38
You receive a message. Did you win?
39:42
I did I won the the DragonForce Turbo from downstairs.
39:51
But unfortunately, I did not win that.
39:54
Vending machine goodness, I also want something else but I will
39:59
be having those delivered to us. Well, alright, them should we
40:05
take on? You've done?
40:08
Yes. The car should be waiting for
40:10
us. All right.
40:12
As you come downstairs, the receptionist waves at you.
40:16
Make your way I did. Where would you like your
40:19
writing sing to my apartment? Apartment.
40:21
Please make sure payment happens when 24 hours and it should be
40:25
there by tomorrow. Thank you have a good evening.
40:30
Sorry about the noise. No worries.
40:34
You had outside the bio Technica car is nowhere to be seen.
40:38
I only you receive a message on your tile.
40:40
It just says around the corner. Okay, I take sauna by the arm
40:45
and I bring him around the corner.
40:47
There is no one around the vehicle.
40:49
Luckily it's pretty late so it's not super safe anymore but you
40:52
guys get in the vehicle and Mendel was sitting in the
40:55
corner, looking pretty upset and do you know, it's not true.
40:58
I know. I'm so sorry, I did not.
41:00
TL at you. I know you're very brave.
41:03
Don't want to disappoint you do? You are not.
41:06
I take I take their face in my hands.
41:08
You are not a disappointment. You are by far the best
41:13
assistant I've ever had. And I am lucky to have you in my
41:17
life. I would dare call you a friend.
41:21
You wouldn't touch me if I want a friend.
41:23
Thank you, feel free to wash your hands.
41:24
I understand. Thank you.
41:26
Take my little thing out. Ice ice cream.
41:28
Ice cream. My hands.
41:29
Hold on. And while you're doing that,
41:32
been dealt grabs, one of the luxury tissues, all you roll, a
41:35
10 game game, our hands. And I know the tech that I have
41:41
installed in my wrists for hand sanitizer is is Top Notch every
41:48
now and again, will be any smell you want and now your hands can
41:50
smell of whatever you want. It could be bleach.
41:54
Be flowers, is up to you. Miss lavendar, the inside of the
41:57
car fills with air, shuttle, pleasant smell of lavender, I
42:00
Now you are a strange. Sometimes you have to be.
42:05
No, I mean that in a good way. Sometimes we are afforded Room
42:11
to Grow. I have the location of these
42:14
sewer exit. Should we head that way our
42:16
Meetup location is beyond the wall?
42:18
Yes. All right.
42:19
Yes. And you will drive to the exit
42:22
location as you get there. You arrived before, Remy and
42:27
Jeb, Remy. And Jeb.
42:28
One more driving check, Oh, please.
42:31
Excellent. Can you get up to the gate?
42:34
And now some Vanna, White is behind the gate.
42:37
And on the other side, you can see I owner and Sano outside
42:39
their biotechnical vehicle, looking at you through the
42:42
great. Well, well, well, look who it
42:47
is. Did everything go off without a
42:51
hitch? Well, I'd say so.
42:53
Take a look at what we got in the back of Vanna, White, and
42:58
take a look what I snagged on the way out.
43:00
Out. So, and I show the turbo the
43:04
Dragon Force Turbo. Not bad, huh?
43:08
God, dammit. Jeb, I won that.
43:12
You sure did, and I've tossed through the green.
43:16
No Jeff. I make jobs sometimes, sometimes
43:21
I swear, Jim, I know you don't nip.
43:24
Don't understand ever did something the character, no job.
43:27
I want that at the auction and so they're planning on
43:30
delivering that to my apartment. So I guess you were right that
43:36
we have a great Alibi if we win it.
43:41
You're gonna have to open the grate in order to get the
43:43
vehicle out. Okay, at the same time I see
43:48
him. I wanted to ask can I inspect
43:51
the front of Anna white and see if there's any pieces of
43:54
alligator left on there? Yes, you can.
43:57
Okay, what are you just interceptions?
43:59
Fine. Okay, let's hear first
44:02
perception. And then, basic Tech.
44:06
Yeah, there is one of the four headlights on the front is
44:10
smashed. But there's a piece alligator in
44:13
there, still? Yeah, piece of tech time.
44:15
I'm gonna take that out as I open up the great as well, and
44:20
I'm gonna quietly go over to Iona and go.
44:26
Iona. I think you should notice this.
44:31
Hey, Jeb. I've I got a piece of that
44:35
alligator left. You, are you all riiii-- me?
44:40
Just just go ahead and hand that over to me.
44:41
I'll I'll take care of it don't don't, don't you worry, I'm
44:44
gonna toss it right to you. All right, is this torture
44:47
drugs? Oh, I resisted all than just eat
44:51
it right. You gained.
44:55
Two temporary. Hit points.
44:57
Mine Iona, I look I'm I know what I'm doing.
45:00
I know what's happening here and I gotta say, I didn't know it
45:04
was gonna taste so good. Uh-huh.
45:08
Okay, first of all, I'm glad you're taking your medications.
45:14
That's wonderful. I might have my word again.
45:17
There's a possibility. That you are taking a placebo,
45:20
or you are taking the real thing.
45:21
Remember it. What it is?
45:22
A double-blind study. I don't know if you're doing
45:25
this of your own volition, or if it's the medication, but second
45:28
of all, did you notice anything weird about this alligator that
45:31
you're eating? Oh yeah.
45:34
It was big and took a lot of bulls.
45:37
Put her down. But meanwhile, we did it got a
45:41
little scared there at the beginning, but we pulled
45:43
through. Didn't we buddy?
45:44
We sure did. I'm gonna Whisper back Hannah.
45:47
It wasn't good. It was terrifying.
45:50
This is frightening right now. Well, what I mean?
45:53
Anything strange was there any regeneration?
45:57
Any part where the alligator ate itself?
46:01
Oh absolutely. Did not jump down right on
46:04
itself and regenerated nice. And that's a quick I think quick
46:09
aside were seeing obviously and yeah, tastes great.
46:13
I'm starting to regenerate actually, you know, I think I
46:15
like this whole biotechnical Athena as long as they don't
46:19
turn into some one of those what we call them it would do is
46:25
biters biters. Yeah as long as it'll turn into
46:27
one of them biters I'm like this could be really useful.
46:31
I we sort of come around this conversation.
46:34
Elsewhere. Yes everybody we need to drive
46:39
back. Should I send the biotechnical
46:41
car away? Yes.
46:45
Also, Jeb. First of all, thank you for
46:50
continuing the study, please make a journal entry each time
46:54
you take your medications also vindaloo, yes.
47:00
Are there any facilities near here?
47:05
Facilities. I mean, likely I can look one
47:07
up. Why do you need one?
47:09
Well, we need to look at a possible Containment Breach.
47:13
Oh, should I send a letter to management not yet?
47:18
Okay. I'll start searching.
47:21
You want a piece you want, please go girl and I give the
47:24
last piece just luck. Can you roll resist?
47:28
What your trunks for slapping for Sloane?
47:31
She's a carrion. It's contaminated meat.
47:36
Okay, Iona, is this something to be nervous about?
47:40
Hmm. The vulture Sloan takes a bike.
47:50
It's excited and eats a lot underneath the neck.
48:03
The flesh gets thicker and more tough.
48:07
We just say slime gains two points of armor to the, there
48:16
you go, girl, or should I I take some time that is so deeply
48:24
disturbing flash-forward to win. Sloan Eve's Jeb's face.
48:32
You guys are piling to been away and head back to no latency.
48:38
And as you arrive at the bar, Step inside and hangs cleaning
48:43
the bar. It's good one 1:30, 2:00 in the
48:47
morning. How'd it go?
48:52
We thought a hedgehog. I assume just dragging the
48:55
machine in with the graph. We got it.
49:00
All right, that's two down. That's good.
49:03
All right. You bring that down here.
49:08
Yeah. Yeah.
49:08
You bring it downstairs. And you do that really well.
49:13
Look around. Is anyone gonna help me?
49:16
I will help you hammer out there, bud.
49:19
What do you think? I'm going to use?
49:20
Think I could plan this tire thing and not help, actually
49:22
execute it. Come on now.
49:24
China was you go up towards the vending machine?
49:28
Your tile goes off and you receive a message.
49:32
And it has an attachment. What's, what's going on Center?
49:36
Mmm, more spam. You seem to be reading spam
49:42
quite heavily. There is one specific entity
49:46
that loves to send it to me. Show me have a look.
49:49
No. Yeah then I can scoot away as
49:52
I'm getting that. Come on, jab pivot, stings, have
49:57
it. Hold on.
49:58
I there's something I must listen to.
50:02
And I will quickly move away to the back like it out in the
50:07
alleyway. Listen to, I hope this message
50:16
finds you. Arisaka know, you're working
50:21
with stranger and they're angry. Help.
50:29
Hurting me. I am not used to the sensation
50:33
of pain. Be ready.
50:38
I know you're coming. Asana will stare at his screen
50:44
at the arisaka logo and tighten his fist and say Fuck next time
51:00
on Noland. I can teach you to use a sword
51:06
if you really want. Yeah, that would be cool better
51:12
than that knife. I got from Trevor, it broke off
51:14
in the alligator's head. Well, I'm gonna need a shot at
51:18
rum to go with the shot of what is this?
51:22
That's a wheat shot jab, it's for your health.
51:26
Different take on the musical theater, genre, because really
51:29
going to explode the scene, but a lot of it was crushed, right?
51:34
Absolutely the whole thing. When we ripped it off came and
51:38
smashed it down, thank you for coming in.
51:44
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51:48
going to make the news that we robbed them, but it wasn't
51:51
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