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Family Feud Update, Jennifer Hudson, Sunken Cars, Cory's Back and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things and the tubing me through good of
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  Speaker 1: to other. Please I don't join jo. You gotta use
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  Speaker 1: Turn you haven't got to turn them out? Then turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water go. Come come on your fad u,
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  Speaker 1: I sure will. Good morning everybody. You I listened to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio shop. Yeah, man, Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Trying to do something with it too. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Uh you know, um, I was having a conversation the
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  Speaker 1: other day with a young person and they were telling
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  Speaker 1: me how they felt that their life was stuck, that
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  Speaker 1: their life was in a rut, that they didn't know
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  Speaker 1: what to do next. And one of the things that
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  Speaker 1: was causing them this sadness or this depression. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: they really really into something right now. One of the
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  Speaker 1: things that was causing it was the fact that they
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  Speaker 1: had made a list of things they wanted to accomplish
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  Speaker 1: by a certain age, and that age they just had
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  Speaker 1: a birthday recently, and they were looking at the list,
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  Speaker 1: and the list hadn't been fulfilled, and because that list
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  Speaker 1: hadn't been fulfilled, they were really really sad about it,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Um one of the things that they had
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  Speaker 1: on the list was marriage, kids, and I don't know
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  Speaker 1: everything else that was on the list, but that was
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  Speaker 1: one of them. And because she had reached a certain
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  Speaker 1: age and she wasn't married, and she didn't have the kids,
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  Speaker 1: and she had just celebrated her birthday, she's gone into
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  Speaker 1: this mode of sadness whereas really really taking a toll
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  Speaker 1: on her and us. As I was learning about her situation,
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking about it, and I just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: share this with you all this morning that one of
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  Speaker 1: the things about making a list about what you want,
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  Speaker 1: which I happen to be a proponent of, I do
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  Speaker 1: it myself. I people have dream boards, I have a
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  Speaker 1: gold sheet I have. I've been doing it for years.
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  Speaker 1: It's a It's a wonderful way to set goals and
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  Speaker 1: to keep it in front of you as a constant reminder.
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  Speaker 1: And I always go over this goal list every day,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I mean I go of it all the time,
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  Speaker 1: every day. Sometimes I miss a day here and there,
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  Speaker 1: but mostly every day, I pulled my gold sheet out
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  Speaker 1: and I look at it, I read it. So I
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  Speaker 1: was going to these rallies and I was learning about,
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  Speaker 1: you know, people who were successful in how they kept
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  Speaker 1: their mind writing positive. And one of the things I
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  Speaker 1: learned was to make these dream boards, these lists, these
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  Speaker 1: gold sheets. And in making a gold sheet, and you
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  Speaker 1: make the sheet according to what you want, think about
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  Speaker 1: one thing when you made your gold sheet, about what
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  Speaker 1: you want it? Does your goal sheet have on it
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  Speaker 1: what God wants from you? Did you ask in any
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  Speaker 1: of this what was His will in your life? You know? Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: what we want oftentimes is not what He wants for us.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, if you're fighting against what you were
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  Speaker 1: created for, if you're fighting against his will, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what do you want to happen? See? Don't be so
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  Speaker 1: hard on yourself when you look at your goal sheet
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  Speaker 1: and you look at what you've not become what you
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  Speaker 1: thought was a great idea. Don't be so hard on
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  Speaker 1: yourself because you just made a minded mistake. As do
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  Speaker 1: most people, we oftentimes make our goals and set our
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  Speaker 1: goals up without ever considering what is it that God
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  Speaker 1: wants from us. We keep talking about what we want
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  Speaker 1: without ever finding out and knowing what it is God
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  Speaker 1: wants for us. Well, guess what, man, Maybe you're fighting
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  Speaker 1: against the grain. Maybe you just a salmon heading upstream.
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  Speaker 1: That's a tough fight upstream. Not all salmons get up
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  Speaker 1: to the spawning grounds, you know. Some of them don't
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  Speaker 1: make it upstream, you know. But all of them, nearly
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  Speaker 1: all of them, except the ones that's killed by pray.
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  Speaker 1: When they're spawned, they go out to the ocean. That's
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  Speaker 1: cool because you're going because you're going with the grain.
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  Speaker 1: You're going downstream. You're going with the flow. That's but
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  Speaker 1: when it's time to go against the grain, it's tough.
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  Speaker 1: And a lot of us have just been going against
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  Speaker 1: the grain for all of these years. But you know what, listen, man,
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  Speaker 1: I did it. I know a lot of people who
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  Speaker 1: did it. Very few people get it right from the
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  Speaker 1: very beginning. Man, you got to stumble through life sometimes
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you got to fall through life. You gotta make
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  Speaker 1: a lot of mistakes, man, But these mistakes are not failures.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you fail at something, don't look at
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  Speaker 1: it as a failure. Don't look at yourself as a failure.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're thirty and and your goals ain't reach that
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  Speaker 1: you had on your list. That was your list. What
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  Speaker 1: about the things that's going right. Stop looking at what
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  Speaker 1: you're not, take some time out and thank God for
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  Speaker 1: what you are. How about the fact that you keep
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  Speaker 1: waking up to be thirty? You know you get depressed
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  Speaker 1: about these birthdays. You really want to throw yourself in
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  Speaker 1: some depression. Miss a birthday, You really got a problem.
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  Speaker 1: Now look at where you are. You keep reaching birthdays.
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  Speaker 1: That's a glorious blessing. You keep waking up. You got
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  Speaker 1: your health, You've accomplished something. Something on your list is done.
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  Speaker 1: People spend too much time on the negative side, and
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  Speaker 1: you're just throwing yourself into depression. So what, you want
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  Speaker 1: to be married by a certain age and you wanted
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  Speaker 1: to have kids. Okay, cool, you could have done all
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  Speaker 1: that with the wrong person. There's a blessing in not
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  Speaker 1: being married to the wrong person. There's a blessing in
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  Speaker 1: not having kids and nobody to help you raise it.
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  Speaker 1: There's a blessing in that man. You're talking to somebody
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  Speaker 1: who can tell it to you. You can marry the
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  Speaker 1: wrong person if you want to. I'm telling you you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be up in some mess you can't count on.
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  Speaker 1: So instead of being angry because you're not married, you
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  Speaker 1: don't have kids, why don't you thank God demand Maybe
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  Speaker 1: he spared you from some misery here. Maybe you could
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  Speaker 1: have married the wrong person. Maybe you have kids and
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  Speaker 1: you're not really ready to be a mother or a father.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta look at the upside, man, Quit looking at
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  Speaker 1: what you don't have. Take some time to thank God
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  Speaker 1: for what you do have. When you do that, you
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  Speaker 1: make more room for blessings to flow into your life.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying how God thinks, because I really don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm telling you if a person comes to me
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  Speaker 1: and I always give a person something and they never
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  Speaker 1: appear grateful, or they never say thank you, please, no,
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  Speaker 1: you can quit coming to me now. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: that's how God works, because I've gone back to him
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  Speaker 1: several times without being grateful of thanking him, and he's
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  Speaker 1: feeling my basket up again. So I really think he's
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  Speaker 1: not like that. But I can't make the call for sure.
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  Speaker 1: But I think at one point in time, me, just
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  Speaker 1: just me talking, i'd be a little ticked off at
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  Speaker 1: somebody who was always taking, taking, taking, and never showing
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  Speaker 1: any gratitude. At one point in time, I would just
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  Speaker 1: stop the flow of the take you know, you just
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  Speaker 1: you can't take no more from me. That's what I would. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not calling it like that because I ain't him,
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  Speaker 1: but I know he's merciful, He's full of goodness and
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  Speaker 1: here and there, and he'll forgive you again. And thank
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  Speaker 1: God he does that because he's shown enough done it
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  Speaker 1: for me. But wow, man, take some time out today
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  Speaker 1: and be grateful for what you have. Stop complaining about
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  Speaker 1: where you're not, and think about where you are, and
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  Speaker 1: then take it from there. And then next time you
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  Speaker 1: make a list, make sure on that list you have
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  Speaker 1: God's will. What does he want for you? Does God
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  Speaker 1: create give everybody a gift and a talent. Some of
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  Speaker 1: us never apply gifts and talents. We head off in
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  Speaker 1: another direction. Then you wonder why your life ain't where
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  Speaker 1: it's supposed to be. Have you ever thought about what
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  Speaker 1: God gifted you to do? Have you ever thought about
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  Speaker 1: doing that? And stip skip what you want. I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to play in the NBA, but I gotta tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: At dribbling and shooting and running all at one time,
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  Speaker 1: throwing me off a little bit. You know, it's so
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing what I do. It's pretty cool. You can
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  Speaker 1: look at it that way. Okay, you're listening show. F
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  Speaker 1: R I D A y Oh, it's Friday. What what
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  Speaker 1: what you know it's Friday? What what? F R I
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  Speaker 1: D A y. I say it's Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know it's Friday. One more time, f R I
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  Speaker 1: d ay, I say it's Friday. Wood. What would you
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  Speaker 1: know it's Friday of the Friday morning until you it's
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  Speaker 1: the Nephew m h and it is a Steve Hardy
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  Speaker 1: Morning show. Get ready to get ready, to get ready
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  Speaker 1: because it's what f R I D A y you
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  Speaker 1: know it's Friday? What what? What? I say? It's Friday?
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  Speaker 1: Carla Ferrell, Shirley Strawberry, Junior boys, welcome to I D
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  Speaker 1: A I know it's Friday. I like that little when
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  Speaker 1: you pause right there. I talked about to spell fried chicken.
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  Speaker 1: F R D I said, chicken. Stop stop of a
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  Speaker 1: Friday morning. Everybody, how y'all doing morning? Nephew Friday? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: why it's Friday? Different? You know you know where you
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  Speaker 1: got we better leave earlier. You know it's Friday. You
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  Speaker 1: know it's gonna be traffic. Ain't it Friday? Ain't it
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  Speaker 1: traffic Monday through Thursday too. I don't like on Friday
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  Speaker 1: because everybody's rushing home for the job early on Friday.
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  Speaker 1: It's all about the weekend. Okay, you know it's Friday.
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  Speaker 1: We better get on out of here. You know who
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  Speaker 1: it's fride. Okay, but you never like I say it's Friday,
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  Speaker 1: but you're never do you give? You give? You give
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  Speaker 1: uncle question every day? I want me a question? How
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  Speaker 1: about wait, wait, tell me what real quick? You You
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  Speaker 1: always said you never liked Friday because it was what
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  Speaker 1: who close to Monday? When it was the dumbest thing
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  Speaker 1: I ever heard? But that leads to my question, how
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  Speaker 1: is it? How long? And how much stupid are you
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  Speaker 1: gonna tolerate? You don't No, that's not a that's that's
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  Speaker 1: not a a level where you stop stupid stupid. It's
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  Speaker 1: a continuation. You keep it moving, keep stupid moving. I
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  Speaker 1: don't I really understand the question. Question ain't even stupid,
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  Speaker 1: but you keep you keep stupid moving. I have levels
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  Speaker 1: of it, and I'm going to squire that the question
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  Speaker 1: they're supposed to be stupid intelligent answer stupid, stupid time
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  Speaker 1: stupid equal what you know stupid divided by stupid, stupid
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  Speaker 1: divided by stupid. It's what stupid about stupid. It's timing
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  Speaker 1: equals timing. Okay, and then and then plus three carry
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  Speaker 1: the timing. Come on, I'll stay with me, carry the timmy.
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  Speaker 1: And then you want to square route that really equals
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  Speaker 1: mc timmy? How about stupid? Great equation and half with
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  Speaker 1: words that tell you did he answer this question? Junior?
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  Speaker 1: You don't never ask question. He just now. I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I say it's Friday. We could do that on Friday.
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  Speaker 1: All right, nephew. Coming up next, it's your time again
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  Speaker 1: to run that prank back. We'll get into that right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show, all right, nephew, it
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  Speaker 1: is time. It is time to kick the show off
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  Speaker 1: with run that prank back? What you got for? It's Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just lash out at somebody. Kill this right here,
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, is lashing out cat dog if you would, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: it's lashing out. How can we lash you out? I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to reach Bianca. This is Bianca. Hey, listen, my
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  Speaker 1: name is Brian. Um My wife Jamie, come up, there
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  Speaker 1: and get out eyelashes done? Is uh? Who who's the
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  Speaker 1: owner of this place? I am Brian. What's going on? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: You be you're Bianca? Are you the one that owned
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  Speaker 1: the place? I'm Bianca. I'm the owner. We opened about
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  Speaker 1: a year and a half ago. Proud, happy, black owned,
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  Speaker 1: women owned, woman owned establishment. What can I do for you? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's a deal. I'm sick and tired of my wife
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  Speaker 1: coming up there and then when she get back home,
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  Speaker 1: she got these thick eyelashes on and they long as hell,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, it's these ere lashes thicking on
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  Speaker 1: somebody's mustass. This is a damn shame, you know not,
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  Speaker 1: and told her to take this hold up. Brian. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I may or may not be the person doing it,
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  Speaker 1: but whoever, I'm pretty here. Probably that sounds familiar, But whoever,
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  Speaker 1: we have a lot of customers. But whoever comes in here,
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  Speaker 1: they pick their lashes. We we you know, we collaborate.
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  Speaker 1: But the girls are saying what they want done. They
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  Speaker 1: pick it. So if they're thick, they're thick because they
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  Speaker 1: want them thick. Okay, they're too thick, and then and
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  Speaker 1: they too long. Your our lashes ain't supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: sticking away, I'll pass your nose. That's a damn shame.
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  Speaker 1: But let me let me tell you what I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: at though. Here's here's here's my reason for calling. If
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  Speaker 1: my wife come home one say what? Can you sent
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  Speaker 1: her down? Because I mean, I'm running a business here
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  Speaker 1: and you sound crazy. They can hear you through the phone.
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  Speaker 1: The girls, they're looking at me in the chair. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. I don't know. Can you
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  Speaker 1: calm down? You're loud and screaming. All I'm saying is
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  Speaker 1: if my wife come home with the long thick as
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  Speaker 1: our lashes again, I'm gonna come up there and raise
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  Speaker 1: holy hell at that damn place. I'm telling you the
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  Speaker 1: truth about that. You're not what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you threatening me? You are not coming up here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming up there. You if my wife coming home
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  Speaker 1: with them, think as long our ladges again. I am no,
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  Speaker 1: You're not coming up here. We just opened a year
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  Speaker 1: half ago. We are doing this. We don't need no
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  Speaker 1: drama for nobody. You need to talk to your wife,
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  Speaker 1: fix your marriage. Don't come out here taking out. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with my marriage. The only thing wrong with
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  Speaker 1: my marriage is the them thinking as I ladgic and
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  Speaker 1: they're too long. That's the why are you? Why are
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  Speaker 1: you calling me with this? See now I'm yell because
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling because this is where she got her eyelashes done.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Then you need to
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  Speaker 1: talk to your wife. Okay, I need to calm down.
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  Speaker 1: I'm running a business here. What you're trying to do
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  Speaker 1: sabotaging me? What you work for? The car? I ain't
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  Speaker 1: trying to sabotage numb. But I tell you what if
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  Speaker 1: she come home with the long thinking as I ladd again,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come up there and I'm gonna find all
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  Speaker 1: the violations of codes and everything building colds and I
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  Speaker 1: will get you shut down if we if we don't
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  Speaker 1: stop these long thinking as I last. Okay, Brian, I'm
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  Speaker 1: from the south Side, So you need to back up,
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  Speaker 1: because now you're threatening my livelihood. Yes, I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 1: there with you. You're threatening my livelihood. You threatening the
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  Speaker 1: jobs of so many girls here. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: You need to talk to your wife and you need
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  Speaker 1: to back the stock up. And I am sorry to
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  Speaker 1: courage we try to spit class here. But now you're
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  Speaker 1: making me lash out at from lash out, but you
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  Speaker 1: need to back up. This is my job and people
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  Speaker 1: have jobs. What are you doing threatening to come up here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the cops on you, and you will
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  Speaker 1: not be able to come up here, and we will
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  Speaker 1: not let yours get her her her eyelashes on. And
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  Speaker 1: you need to fix your marriage because you got some
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  Speaker 1: anger issues. Clearly you pissed off at your wife and
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  Speaker 1: you're calling us, threatening to ruin our business. Ryan, what
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  Speaker 1: is your wife's name? My name? My wife name is Jamie. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: because anybody is here, no Jamie or do Jamie's lashes? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: It's like four girls raising their hand because everybody goes
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  Speaker 1: to somebody different, so I don't know who it does
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  Speaker 1: Jamie's lashes. But you got some anger issues? Okay. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no anger issue. The only problem I got
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  Speaker 1: is my wife having some long, thick eyelashes and they
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  Speaker 1: further out than her nose and thinking into somebody's much there.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I got a problem with. Okay. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: Jamie just needs to leave your because if you got
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  Speaker 1: an issue, call her. Why are you calling us? It's
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  Speaker 1: people they put why wouldn't I call the people that
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  Speaker 1: put the thick lashes on? Why wouldn't I? But first
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  Speaker 1: of all, you need to talk to Jamie and send
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  Speaker 1: her up here. We're gonna tell her that to leave
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  Speaker 1: your first of all, thinking of all, I don't can
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  Speaker 1: I help you? You are interrupting my grinding. Okay, we're
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  Speaker 1: interrupting our grinding and we got a business going here.
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  Speaker 1: What is your problem? Can't you go do some work?
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  Speaker 1: Go and talk to your wife and fix your marriage?
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  Speaker 1: You know, you know what I tell you. I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what, Bianca, I'll tell you what you're not trying
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  Speaker 1: to fix. No, no, no, you're trying to fix the problem.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be up there. I'll be up there and I
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  Speaker 1: will bring somebody that will shut that. He called the
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  Speaker 1: cops right now, call him down, tell him somebody who's
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  Speaker 1: coming up here? And they threatening us a lash out call?
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  Speaker 1: See the three girls calling right now? So bring your
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  Speaker 1: little up here, mother, come on, come on, bringing bringing
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  Speaker 1: up here. Let me ask you some is calming up there? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Carmen is sitting in my face right now. What is
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  Speaker 1: going on doing? Honey? You know him? Carmen? Why are
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  Speaker 1: you asking me about Carmen. Where where's calming it? Right now?
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  Speaker 1: She right here looking at me? What what is called?
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  Speaker 1: She is she laughing? Hold on, yeah, now she's starting
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  Speaker 1: to laugh. Hes going on, y'all trying me looking crazy
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  Speaker 1: at night byca Calm down, baby, check this out. This
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Marty Show. Your
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: girl Carmen got me to prank phone call you. Oh
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: oh my, calm okay, you know what. Y'all got me
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: out here looking dad. I cannot Tommy, tom nephew Tommy.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. What's up? Girl. I'm
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: just lashing out a little bit, that's all. I'm just
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: lashing Oh my god, Oh my god. I'm sorry, Nephew Tommy,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I was acting crazy. You got to tell the nephew
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: show in the land, the one, the only Steve Harvey
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Morning Show always forever. I love y'all. Did I lashing?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Did I last? Yes? You did upset that woman who
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: had our businesses? So I can see you all right
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: coming up next. The ignorance never stops on the show.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: It continues. The nephew is in for the Cello. Right
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morn Show
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment news.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey and GameStar Plus have a brand new interactive
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: family few game. What okay, we'll talk about that. Also,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Wendy Williams ex husband is suing her production company for
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: seven million dollars. We'll get into that. I mean, this
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: woman has enough on her plate. But right now it
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: is time for ask the Cello. Nephew Tommy is in
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: for the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. Here we go,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Ready for you start, sir, Let me ask you now?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Do you won't you want Tommy or you won't ready
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: to love? We want? I'm sorry, excuse me? Which is
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: coming on tonight? Uh? Ready to love? Thomas Miles? Which
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: one you want? We just give us what you got?
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Whatever that is? Just u yeah, just whatever that is.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Just make it funny and entertaining. Okay, that's where we
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: got and you can do that all right. Here we go. First.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: One Hatley and South Carolina says, back when I was married,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I was dating a female and we used to meet
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: in a hotel close to her house. I never went
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: to her home after my divorce. I tried to date her,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: but her house was so nasty it turned me off.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Now she seems happy with someone else, and I'm second
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: guessing myself. Was that crazy to let her go? No? No, no,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: nasty is nasty. Once you find out she was nasty,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: you should have been through with her from the jump.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: You're asking the wrong person. I don't do nasty. I
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: just don't do nasty. So I'm sorry, that's just Tommy.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Once I find out to you nasty. A matter of fact,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I would have been to her house before we went
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: to that hotel. I need to see how you live it.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Once I see nasty, Tommy is out. Wow. Okay, he's
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: second guessing himself, and he's saying, was he crazy to
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: let her go? So you're saying he was not crazy.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Let you're not crazy. You should have been let her go,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: But you was. You was crazy to get what it
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: before you found out she was nasty. You should have
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: did the research version find out. When you go over
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: there and you see eight nine dishes all pile up
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: in the same she ain't clean. That nasty. When you
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: go in her bathroom and that's that's where that's where
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: you can figure out how nasty a person they bath through.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Always go through the bathroom, even if you don't have
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: to go. Okay, bedroom to bedroom, bathroom, kitchen. Let's see
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: what we're looking like and just see the level of
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: nasty of where we are. You need to know that
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: was sounds before went out to eat term that I
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: mean that she was plenty science. You know there was
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: plenty of science shirt. Like when you show up to
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: the restaurant, we ate. Yeah, and you got stains on
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: your jeans and your shirt. You are rid nasty. We
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: ain't even ate. Nah, don't wash her clothes. Yeah, and
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: you gotta catchup and muscle. Let it go all right.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Tracy and job. Tracy says, I'm a
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: big girl and I love to cook. I keep a
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: man because my house always smells like good food, and
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I know how to treat a man. I just met
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: a cute guy that loves big girls, but he may
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: feel a bit too kinky for me. He loves to
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: bring sauces into the bedroom. There goes You're ketchup and
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: mustard Junior. He loves to bring sauces into the bedroom,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: like brown gravy and honey mustard. Those are his favorite.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Is this weird? Uh that If that mustard get in
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: the wrong place, you're gonna be in a world of trouble.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now that you need to You
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: need to check these sauces when you bring them in there. Now.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: If he's sliding in there with that tabasco, your ass
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: is in trouble. Check these sauces at the dough. Take
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: it from Timmy. I'm a sauceman. You can go with honey,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: you can go with chocolate syrup, jelly works. I didn't
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: know this about him, did you know jello works? Okay,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: you're over sharing jealous? Really? Yes? With the fruit in it?
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: What the fruit? You don't have to have the fruit?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: And I'm just saying what I mean, there's a thief,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: a harmless right here. You just got when it starts
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: getting too you know, sausage like like I said, tabasco
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: like this is like like this gravy that bothers me.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: This gravey bothers me. Why well, come on, you can't
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: come in there with No, you can't spread oxtail gravy
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: on me. That's that's different gravy. That's a different thing.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Right there. I can't do that green juice. You don't
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: want green juice due from the greens. All that stuff
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: got too much pepper in it. I'm sorry, all right, No,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: this is weird to you. The brown gravy and the
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: honey mustard. The brown gravy, I stopped there. But that
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: gently that honey that served. I'm good, okay. So maybe
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: if he changes his sauces, then they can have a
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: good relations on And that's what you're saying. Yeah, yeah,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I'm with the h against me. We're just finding out
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: new things about you, uh, Divina and Philly says. As
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I was undressing after work, my husband noticed that my
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: panties were inside out. I told him they've been like
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: that all day. He went through my phone and didn't
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: find anything. I had had sex earlier that day with
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: a friend and made a big mistake with my panties.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Should I put my affair on hold until this blows over? Yeah?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: The best? Yeah? Yeah? This this this this call a
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: side piece. Time out right here. You need a time
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: out right now, babe. Okay. Once you you're making mistakes
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: that you're not supposed to make. I don't know how
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: you don't you your pantis should feel different if they're
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: inside out. I know they should it. I don't know why. Okay, okay, yeah, okay,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: women no better. We're usually the smarter cheaters, right exact?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah she girl, Yeah, I had my draws actually inside
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: out and bath what's before? So I understand the mistake.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: But for you, but you can't come. You're always in
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: a Harry call. All of us are herd all love.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: It is Harry situation. But for her to be why
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: are you undressing in front of your husband when you
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: just got through You need to those clothes, I understand
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: those get off and they got to herb get to
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: the dirty clothes basket. You got to hurry up and
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: get out of the normal. Yeah, tragic. Why is your
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: phone on back with Yeah? Man, try to be normal. Yeah,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: time should be putting my affair on hold. Minute. Mistaken?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Now he is on the Pride. Yeah, that's her. Next
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: mistake is she gonna bring him home? But yeah, what
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: should she say to the side piece. I got caught
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: with my panties inside out and men, you need to
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: take a break because my husband, my husband went through
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: my phone and we got a situation. So listen, you
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: and I got to shut this down for about six months.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: We got let this blow out. It's gonna take some time. Okay,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: all right, okay, uh quickly, Patrese and West Virginia says,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: my daughter's twenty nine or boyfriend's forty four. We were
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: in school together growing up. He said he could never
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: get me, so he got the next best thing. I
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: told my daughter, and she said, I'm a hater. Should
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I've kept that information to myself? What you should be
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: whooping his ass? He is, I'm sorry I went to far. Yeah,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: you need to be. You need to be whopping this
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: man behind. He danged your daughter. You went to school
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: with him. This is this is like his child. This this, this,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: this deserves an ass whopping. And that's the problem with
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: the world today. We don't whoop ass normal. Send somebody
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: over there. I hate that part about the where the
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: world has come to. We don't whoop. Nobody asked mama.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I can't stand that. We used to really just whoop
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: somebody's behind in the middle of the street and go home.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: We don't do it, no, moo, Let's get back to
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: the clo coming up at the tip of the hour,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: entertain news right after this you're listening to the same
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: morning show. Listen, guys, this is major news. Our fearless leader,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. We have to congratulate him. It's been announced
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: that he is a founding partner of game star Plus,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: the world's first listen to this guy's word there active
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: I know, right, it's the world's first interactive streaming board
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: game platform. Okay, this man right here, I tell you.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: And game Star Plus has secured exclusive rights to Family Feud.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: This product combines a board game with an interactive streaming
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: component which allows Family Feud fans to play along with Steve. Okay,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: and you know, Steve, of course is a host of
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Family Feud. The Family Feud game is available right now.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: You can get it for nineteen ninety nine and Target
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: stores online at Target dot com. And uh, that's just
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: major news. I mean, Steve's just doing it, you know.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: So it's streaming so so that like I can play
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: it on my phone, you can play it. You can
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: buy this game right here at Target. And yeah, you
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: can play this buy this game right here at Target.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: It's available right now, and you can get it online.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Bored them, But he beat that act, like he don't
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: know it's me at the podium when I turned it up.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm not when you know that? But what
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: he know me? I mean it's interacted. That's why I
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: thought that meant yeah, come on, okay, now, come on, junior.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: What you got? Yeah? What you got? Name three things? Whatever?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: The numbs up on the board. I go have your
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: whole family play. You're gonna have your whole family play.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Remember that could not talking about this him right here
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: introducing your fai. Yeah, I'm on family feel It's really
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: fun though, really play the game. Let me ask you
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: guys a question. When we when I watched Family Few,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I actually act like I'm at the podium and I
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: put my yes, I knew, I put my arm in
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: hand behind yes, me and toosh, we are really into it.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: If we close our eyes, name something, if we have
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: like you really no, I'm different though. I don't do
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: that part. But I do the fast money round. That's
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: what I do. And if I come in too late
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: and it's the second person, then I have to turn
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: away from the TV because I don't want to see
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: the answers. You know what I'm saying, Because I want
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: to do it myself. I want to get to the
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: fast money round. I'm always doing the fast Ah he
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: got he didn't Now he got me working there and
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: now I got to figure out how to get it.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Ready to look at that, come to hate here, come back? Yeah,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: well there's more. There's more, guys, uh check out? Yeah
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah yeah. Right after the radio show today
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: of course we get off at UM ten and some
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: places nine. Steve is going to be on NBC with
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Holda and Jenna with more information on the game Star
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Plus and family. Few games that should be interesting. He'll
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: explain it. Yeah, today on TV he's gonna be on
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: the Hell on Radio too, Holder and talk about talking
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: about Tommy. Then, yeah, believe it. You're gonna try to
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: get on Good Morning America Third Hour today, you I
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: mean because because Third Hour is with straight hand right? No?
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: T J Holmes and do anybody know TJ's number? Anybody
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: got that? Or he could be on Good Evening? No, No,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be on tonight now. I am gonna be
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: home tonight. But I love how Steve shows us the
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: way to go though, he really does. He makes us
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: want to be better. And do you follow the trail? Baby?
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: That's it. That is really it? So again ten pm
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Eastern or ten am Eastern, Steve will Beyond NBC with
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Hoda and Jenna with more information on Game Star plus
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: family feud. Congratulations Steve, that's major all right, So moving
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: on to this, Wendy Williams ex husband Kevin Hunter is
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: suing the Wendy Williams production company for wrongful termination. This
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: is after he and Wendy got divorced. In the lawsuit
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: filed Tuesday in New York, Kevin Hunter is seeking at
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: least seven million dollars in compensatory damages, punitive damages, and
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: court costs. Hunter claims he was responsible. He was responsible
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: for much of his ex's success in television. Really. This
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: is in a statement issued by his attorney. Kevin Hunter
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: was also one of the reasons behind the Wendy Williams
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Show's tremendous success, and everything seemed to go south after
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: he left. Wow, he doesn't have the big head, does he?
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: So ego much Just the dude that was missing that
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: lid down the street and had a baby. Yeah yeah,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, of course his real name is Kelvin. Now
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: we owe you said me exactly because he said he
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: was the reason for the show's success, and then it
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: just went to the success for from Wendy all by herself.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: That's what it came from her. Tea. Yeah, it's her talent,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: She the hole she brought. She brought it every single day.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: This is her. So what you're saying is you You
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: was in Wendy ear the whole time telling her what
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: to say. Is that what you're saying? I mean, but
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: he said the show seemed to go south after he left. No,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: it went south after window got sick. That's when it
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: went sat thank you after and had a baby. Yea, yeah,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: this last she got a lot of stress. I mean,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: she went through all this because of his actions, which
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: it seemed like her health started to deteriorate after that,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: the stress and all that. You be holding your breathway
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: on that seven million from you? She should be selling you. Okay,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: you should be in court, uh, facing a lawsuit filed
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: by Wendy Williams. This is craziness. Kevin Lord, I can't
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: take no mom, I can't the case. I can't these Kanye,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: these caves, Kevin I hate. I just can't. My grandmama say,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I'm tired. I can't all right, coming up in twenty
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Last Friday, we introduced an old
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: friend to the show, Corey. Well, Corey is back again
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: today and he thinks his thoughts are but they're not.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: We'll talk to Corey right after this. You're listening Steve
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, our good friend Corey is
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: back today. In case you guys don't remember Corey, he's
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: an old friend of ours. He used to come on
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: because he thinks he's like deep, you know, this major
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: intelligent dude, and he's not deep. Um, but he always
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: has a lot on his mind. Though he's thinking a lot,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: will say that, um, what's on your mind? Cory? Well,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: you know what? Surely I talked to Corey. Corey and
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I talked a couple of days ago, and and he
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: just I don't know. He hit me with this, you know,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: so timey check this out man, the synchronized swimmers. I said, Yo,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: what a bottom Corey? He say, Now, if one of
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: them was to drown, shouldn't all let him drown? Why?
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I mean, why would they not
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: follow suit? You feel what I'm saying? In time? I
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: said to Corey that ain't deep, Corey, it's that that's
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: that's stupid. Dog. I'm just saying, if if they synchronize
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: in one drown, the risk got to follow suit. Dog.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: That's just it just makes sense to me, Tommy. I'm
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: just saying, okay. And then he said, he said, uh, time,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: let me ask you something. He said, why do they
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: call them apartments when they all could gether? It should
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: shouldn't they be called together? I mean, that makes sense, right,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: they together. I'm just sitting on the phone like that
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: that that ain't deep, Cordy. That's that's okay, time, all right,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: all right, all right time. Let me ask you this
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: right here, man, what happens if you get scared half
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: to death twice? I mean, ain't you? Ain't you out
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: of here? Body? End? Come on, court man, cool, that's
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: not that's not deep. That ain't deep. Dog. That's that's
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: that's stupid. Man. Okay. I'm just saying people come about
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: to get scared me half to death. I'm just saying,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: if if I scared you half to death twice, you
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: you you you got to be gone. I'm just saying, okay, Tommy,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: let me ask you this here. Let me ask you
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: this here. He's say, if a deaf person goes to coo.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: It is it still called a hearing? See what I'm
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: just a a deaf person go to cood? Is it
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: still called a hearing? Come on now, I said, Corey,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: that ain't deep, dog, That's that's stupid. Here go one
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: more thing. I want to ask you, Tommy. I want
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: to ask you why do banks charge you an insufficient
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: fun feet on money? They already know you ain't got
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: with you for it. Ain't it ain't that ain't deep, Corey,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: That's stupid, dog. All right, thank you nephew for letting
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: us know what it's on Corey's mind. Coming up at
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll have more of
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right. So there
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: was this large cargo ship carrying all these luxury cars
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  Speaker 1: from Germany. They were coming over to the United States. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it sank on Tuesday in the mid Atlantic, thirteen days
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  Speaker 1: after a fire broke out on board. The sixty thousand
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  Speaker 1: ton merchant ship was carrying around four thousand luxury cars.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about horses, Bentley's, Audies, Lamborghinis, just drown. Just
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  Speaker 1: my car is well? Huh. Insurance Yeah, insurance experts estimated
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  Speaker 1: that the cargo on board the ship was worth over
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  Speaker 1: four hundred million dollars. That's a lot. J Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of think that we didn't know exactly what
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  Speaker 1: was it? Right, it took off with it halfway. We
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: need about twelve ropes from chains and we can put
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  Speaker 1: We can at least pour two lambos out. I'm confident
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  Speaker 1: I would take a wit a water down Lamborghini. I
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  Speaker 1: take it. I can, I can fix that. I take
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: the water down lamb should be good. We just got
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  Speaker 1: to open these doors that the sis drive. And we
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: wrote it well, you know, you gotta do it like
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: like you ever dropped your earpiece in um and in
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  Speaker 1: some water. You know, you know, you know you're supposed
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: to take it out and put it in some rice
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  Speaker 1: and let it sit. If we let that Lamborghini and
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: sit in some rice, will it work? Yeah, for about
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: about a month or two. Just let just cover it completely.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Now we gotta buy a lot of rice. But if
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: we cover that whole Lamborghini with some rice and let
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: it sit for about a month or two, boy, we
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: got something that's gonna dry that thing. But they have
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: to be like that with race from my phone exactly
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: because I think there's some kind of law though. The fellas,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: the guys are onto something surely that if they find
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: those cars and it's their problems keepers. Yeah, now here
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: our problem timing here where our problems come in? What
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  Speaker 1: the hell is the keep? Get all this work? Got
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: the car, but we got to keep. Don't worry about that.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about that. I know a guy, I know
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  Speaker 1: a guy. Listen, Yeah, all we gotta do. We're gonna
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: we're gonna pull. We're gonna pull that up, that ignition eye.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: We're gonna put this this chevallet ignition in there, Okay,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: and crank this thing up. I gotta push start, push start, yeah, okay,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have a screw driver start. We gotta now,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta some things. We ain't gonna everything ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be elegant. Okay, you when you get in here, don't
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: say nothing about while I'm putting this school drive in here.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Just right. I need a flathead, a flathead now the phillips,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: a flat heead Okay, okay, so you're gonna get a
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  Speaker 1: lambeau what did y'all gonna get to Lambeau. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: swim down then go shopping first. We got shop. We
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  Speaker 1: gonna yeah, we're gonna need pretty of oxygen because we
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: need some friends in some oxen. Yeah. We got scoop
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  Speaker 1: a y'all time. Yeah, and we just we just swimming
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  Speaker 1: around shopping seeing what we like. You know, then you
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: pick out something, so you're going for the Lambeau first though,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: then what Bentley Lambo Suv. That's what I want, the
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Lambo Suv. If it's down, it's hours. We got that.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: I think that's that's that's the push. That's what I take.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: A Porsch, you know, I like dry. I ain't gonna
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: go fast, but i'd like to drive one. You drive slow? Yeah,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I drive, I drive slow, but I'm gonna be in
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: the Porsche though. I mean, you're gonna bat. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna fash you pass me? Why do you drive? Why
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: are you getting the porch? You need a car? What
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: do you mean? Why I give it? I ain't never
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: had a fast on, so I'm you know, like, I don't,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't care. I'm gonna get the porst.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I might not be going fast. But if you see
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: me and you pass me, don't worry about it. This
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  Speaker 1: was free. I go without a speed I won't in
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: the free you you got the fast car in the
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: slow lane. I'm using signals and everything time, changing lanes
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: with signal. Yeah, I'm putting my hand out the window, up, up, down,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I'm letting you know what I'm doing. Old school, old
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: school signing. And the free cars we're gonna go get.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: That's my four thousand cars. Let me tell you. Somebody
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: going down there to get to your call. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they'll dry them out in rife,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: but they're gonna get the cards for sure. Coming up next,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. Right
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the morning show. Coming up
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter
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  Speaker 1: for today. The subject is my wife is Hella aggressive.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get into that and find out what that's all
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: about in just a bit, because right now it is
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: time for the nephew and it's prank phone call for today.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us? Nev So I think, um,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I think a couple of days ago, I don't know
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: if it was yesterday or the day before. We talked
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: about what we would give up for lent. Right then
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: we discussed that, yes, okay, I'm up all We all
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: decided what we would give up, what we would give up.
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  Speaker 1: So what I have for you today is what I'm
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: giving up for lent. What I'm giving up for lent.
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  Speaker 1: All right, y'all ready ready, okay, because I really need
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: you to buckle up. If you're driving right now, you
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: might want to pull up a throwd in Paul. If
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: you have the red light and it turn green, be
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: very careful. Here we go. What I want for Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Dorsey. Yeah, this is it this
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: cliff Man. I work at the post office with your wife. Yea,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: how you doing, brother, I'm doing all right? Everything cool? Yeah?
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Everything good man? Everything good. Um. Like I say, my
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: name is cliff Man. I wanted to reach out and
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: holt you about a couple of things. If you if
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: you got a minute, you got a minute? Yeah? Everything
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  Speaker 1: all right? With my wife? There's something wrong or something
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: no no, no no, no, no no no your wife good man,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: your wife good. I wanted to hit you up. Man.
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  Speaker 1: We've been working in the post office quite a while.
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  Speaker 1: We've probably been in the same room a few times. Man,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you you remember meeting me or not,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: but uh, okay, okay, But what I wanted to say, man,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: is trying to do better with my life dog and
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: you know, just just trying to do better, you know
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So you know, for live, Man, I
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: gave up a few things, you know what I'm saying.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I just thought that would be a good thing, man,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: to try to do the things that matter the most,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: that you addicted to, you know, you want to get
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  Speaker 1: rid of. You know what I'm saying, at least for
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Lint is what I'm trying to do. You feel me,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Oh hey, I'm kind of confused. But what they got
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: to do with me? Well, basically, man, I'm giving up
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  Speaker 1: for Lent. You know, I decided to give up messing
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  Speaker 1: around with your wife, you know, because because who woo.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Hold on, man, hold on, Man, I'm at work. I
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about, but back up and
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: rephrase everything you just said. Well, like I say, Man,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: for Lent, I'm trying to I'm trying to give up
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: stuff that I'm that I'm addicted to you know. And
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I just said what they got to do with me
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: and my wife though, and you well, that's what I'm
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you. Man, I'm trying to give up
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: messing around with your wife for lent. I mean, that's
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: what I help giving up. I'm giving up messing around
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: with your wife for lynn. Man talking about man messing
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: around with my wife? Man, got no time for no
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: games right now? Who this man? What's your name again?
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: This is Cliff Man. I actually work quarter for the
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: last ten twelve years. But but what I wanted to
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: really let you know is, you know, her schedule probably
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: gonna change because what we used to be doing we
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: ain't doing. So she's probably gonna be coming home a
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: little bit earlier, a thing like that. But I don't
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you getting addicted to it, because you know,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: after Lena's over, then you know, will be back what
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: we used to do. Man, what is you talking about? Man?
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Hold on, it's my wife's going to be home in
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: a minute. We're gonna talk about all the yep with me. Man,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I'm about to hold on. What what are you are
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: you in the city right now? Can I can I
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: meet with you right now, Cliff, right, Okay, But what
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I'm what I'm trying to say, Well, like I'm saying,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do better. You know I gave up
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: trying to do better. That sound like a bunch of
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: to me. I got something for you and my wife? True? Okay, Okay, okay, man,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, ain't you feeling me? Don't trying to do better? Though?
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I ain't feeling the thing you calling me telling me
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: my wife? Fak. We need to meet up and talk
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: about this face to face, Cliff or what you think
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I mean? We've talked right now. If you want to
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: have a conversation, no, no, no, you just tell me
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: your address and me and my wife's gonna just come
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: on over there. How about that we all sit down
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: and have a little power. I don't know who thank
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: you is, man, but me and my wife have been
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: together over fifteen years and we ain't never had no
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: problems with no like this like you telling me on
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: this phone. It sound like a bunch of crazy to me.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: But somebody knick gonna today if the truth? So what
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: you need to do? You need to tell me your name,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: your number, And I don't know why you call from
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: this block phone. But you hear me, man, I'm hearing you. Man,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. The reason for the call was to
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: let you know, you know, don't get used to her
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: schedule because after Lynt, it's gonna be back to the
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: way it used to be. That's all the phone call. Man,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: what's the he's you talking about? We're getting uh not? What?
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: What's your what's your what's your what's your last name? Clip?
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come find you. I'm gonna come see you now, Jack.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: My name is Cliff. Like I say, I work at
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: the Cliff and I work at the post. Off was
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: with So okay, well, how come you call from a
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: block number? Cliff? What's your phone number? Man? Hey, hey, man, listen,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to have no confrontation with you. Man,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: it's already a confrontation. You can call my phone from
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: a block number. I don't know you, You don't know me,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: and you're telling me you be my wife? Are you serious?
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Did you know she was married? I mean what you mean?
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Did you know he was married? Yes? Or no? I
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: mean yeah, I know? I mean yeah, I knew she
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: was married. Okay, what that is? You knew that from
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: the jump. So that mean you've been disrespecting me from
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: the jump. So now I got to getting your nine.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: You're just been told off on yourself. So it regardless.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I'm coming to see you today, Jack. Hey, and my
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: name ain't Jack Man. My name Cliff, but you're not.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not look here, I don't have no I'm not
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: trying to have no confrontation. I just wanted you to
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: be aware of the schedule. Yeah, okay, I'm definitely aware
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: of not Cliff. Who the hell is you? Man? Another thing? Man,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I want to like, I know I know your tattoo
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: on your name on her lower back. I've seen that.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: It's Dorsey right there. Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa? Hold on,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: hold on, man, you're telling me you didn't seen the
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: tattoo on her back? Is that what you talk? Hold
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: her lower back? Man? Right right right right on above
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: a telephone? Yeah, I've seen it. Dorsey. Your name Dorsey? Right? Man?
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Who the kid is this? Man? What's your real name? Hey? Man?
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: They dog? Calm down? Man? Are you Are you cool
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: with the down you call my phone? Are you school
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: with the schedule change? Is what I'm asking? What are
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: you cool? With her schedule change. And you see what
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Her schedule are gonna come back to normal
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: once Lynt is over with. I gave up messing around
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: with her for Lyn, but not for your man. I'm
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: not cool with the thing. I'm about to be cool
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: in your face? Should admitted? Now, tell me your name,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: tell me your number and your real address, and we're
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: gonna talk about our lives in person. Okay, all right?
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: What my name? What's your name? My name? Tommy? Man? Okay,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: now we're getting somewhere. Tell me what I mean? I mean,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: why are you needing my lads name? Because I'm gonna
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: come see you. What you mean? Why I need your
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: last name? Hold on? Hold on, somebody get in you
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: on the phone. Hey, hold on, don't go nowhere. We're
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: gonna get inng you on the phone right now, and
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: we're gonna settle this right now. Hold on, you're on
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: the phone. Color color for real? Yep, Tommy? Who what
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: you're scared up? Okay? Man? They call me nephew Tommy?
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Oh who my name? Nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: What he na? She didn't set me up? Man? Man?
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Your wife got me the pray call you man, she
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: touch yourself? I left, I just left the house, called
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: him na. That's why Saint asking the phone. It was
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: over for you man. Y'all come on, man, y'all wrong
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: for this man. This needs to be against the laud man. Man,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest radio show
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: in the lad man? Steve Harley morning. So I'm just saying,
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm I'm I'm at least I'm being
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: truthful that I'm giving up something for Len and it
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: just happens to be your wife. I'm going to let
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: that go for lint. Now when Len over, Hello, we're
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: back in it. But I'm just right after easing, right
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: after the resurrection, right after that girl, we got we
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: got to we got to get back to what we
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: used to be. Now, let's not let's not let's not
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: get this thing out of whack hill. Let's let's keep
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: focused on who we are for let you got them
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: after let back to me. See what I'm saying. So
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: you're saying, understand your assignment. Know that you Fela have
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: for a lot more than you used to. That's all.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: That's That's all the call was about. You understand. Yeah, yeah,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: I mean there's a method to the madness and you
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: just gotta be you know, just just know that I
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: don't know Billy. All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: next Strawberry Letter. Subject my wife is Hella aggressive. We'll
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: get into that right after this. You're listening to the
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time now
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: for today's Strawberry Letter, and if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
• 53:32
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• 53:38
  Speaker 1: reading your letter Pop Pop Live like we're gonna read
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: this one right here on the air, and you never know.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: This one could be yours. It could be Buggle up,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you here. It
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter. All right, thank your nephew. Subject,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: my wife is Hella aggressive. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm thirty
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: five years old and my wife is thirty four. We've
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: been married for four years and we have a toddler.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: My wife is five one five feet one inches tall
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: and she weighs about one hundred and twenty five pounds,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: but her mouth is as big as a lioness's mouth.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Everything she does is big. She talks loud, she laughs loud,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: so I've learned to sit back and let her do
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: her thing. She says, I get things wrong or I
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: don't remember all of the details, so she will yell
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: for me to shut up and let her talk when
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: we are around our friends. My dad witnessed it and
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: told me that I have a real problem on my
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: hands and I need to check her. In the heat
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: of an argument, I want to put my foot down,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: but she usually gives me an oral treat as an apology.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: But she's so aggressive it's scary. A week ago, we
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: did a petting zoo in the yard for our daughter's birthday.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: My wife wanted a sheep to come along with other
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: small animals. I couldn't find a sheep. I didn't tell
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: her beforehand because I didn't want to set her off.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: On the day of the party, when she did not
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: see the sheet, she lost her cool and cursed me
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: out in front of all of the parents at the party.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: She acted a complete fool and the petting zoo crew left.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: That night, she caught me in my man cave trying
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: to relax, and she started another argument. Then she started
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: ripping my shirt and shorts off, and I got turned on.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: She literally banged on my chest, pinned me down, and
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: bit my shoulders during sex. She was hella aggressive and
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: it hurt, but not bad enough to stop her. I
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: had red marks all over my body, but the sex
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: was amazing. How can I get her to tone it
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: down a little bit so we can get to the
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: good stuff and skip all the arguing and aggression as
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: four play? Please help? Okay, I don't know, I really
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, this little woman right here sounds
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: like a little monster wife. She's a little Tasmanian debt
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: bul Your wife is some sort of attention seeker. She's little,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: she's five one hundred and twenty five pounds, and the
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: biggest thing on her you said is her mouth, all right,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: and you said she's hella aggressive. I wouldn't really describe
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: your wife as hella aggressive as much as I would
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: say that she's crazy. She sounds crazy. I mean, sorry,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: you know, but something is wrong with her. Who would
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: curse their husband out in front of a whole party
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: because they didn't get a sheep a sheep? They got
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: other pets. This craziness right here. I think part of it,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: like I said, is as she's small and that she
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: didn't get a lot of attention, so she figured she
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: had to be loud so she could get some. She
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: has the opposite of the short man syndrome, the Napoleon complex.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: She has it as a woman. And I didn't even
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: know women could have this, but your wife has it.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: You let her do it because you're all caught up
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: with the sex. And here's a question for you. Is
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: the sex really that good that you let her clown
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: you like this? Is it that good? Come on, now,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: come on. The sex can't fix this. Bad behavior is
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: bad behavior. Um, you need to tell your wife. You
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: need to tell her. No, you're scared of her and everything,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: but this can't keep happening. I mean, she's embarrassing you.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: I agree with the dad. You need to check her,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: check her at once, or leave her crazy behind. Junior,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: you're up. How I can tell you right now is
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: this lady has a sheet finish. That's what I think.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: This sea this about this sheet. She's five one. She
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: won't something at the party. She can ride on, I
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: know that much. Right now. She got mad, She says,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: she skipped all the other little animals at the penisus.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: She passed up some chickens, she passed up some pigs.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: She get this goat out of here. Whnesday sheet? This
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: is this is a five high back sheep. Have you
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: in the wool? Type of fetish? That's what this is
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: right here? That's all I know. This is a woman
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: is all about and let me tell yourself. And she's
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: aggressive with it because little people do get aggressive. Ain't
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: that right time? I asked I disagree with me? They
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: just I'm telling you that's all this is this woman. Now,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, you're really in a
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: different lane when you don't see a sheep and you
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: get him in the room and you start an argument
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: because it wasn't a sheep at the petting zoo, so
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: you in't there just talking him in the in the
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: man cave, so so so so so so you thought
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: it was good to miss the sheep. You wasn't gonna
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: tell me, wasn't no sheep gonna be there? What you
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: think you're telling me? Right there? Take your shirt off?
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: And she bit him behind a sheep. Now now we
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: pass a foot fetish. I can understand that she wants
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: to put her head on the side of this sheet
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: and rubbed this wool. That's all. This is a hoof fetish. Yeah,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: it ain't even a foot's a hoof fetish. She wants
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: this hoof on this sheet be there. That's a turn
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: on for her. That's all I know. Just telling you, man,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: you gotta be problem. Your dad is not lying. This
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: is gonna be a big problem for you. It's gonna
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: move on to some else now. She can be going
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: to with a billy goat? Hunt Johns. Where is the
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: billy goat? Every time? She hanging out at the zoo
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: all day long? Just looking at little animals at the
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: zoo all the day. That's a problem for you, man.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: So I I'm with your daddy this series right here.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: I've never heard nothing like this in my life. Do
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: you even have to dress up like other sheep in
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: the bedroom? Did she make you put that on some now?
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I want to hear I want to hear it. Yeah,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: did she pamp sheet? And she tramped sheet? What did
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: she do with the sheep? That's all I got out
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: of this. Coming up, we'll have first two do it again.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Well for two of today's strawberry letter. The subject is
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: my husband and my wife is hella aggressive? My wife
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: is hella aggressive. We'll be back at twenty three minutes
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: after the hour with Tommy's response. Right after this, you're
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: listening to the same hard morning show. All right, we
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: need to recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is my
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: wife is hella aggressive? Thirty five year old man wrote
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: this letter. His wife is thirty four. They've been married
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: for four years. They have a daughter. The wife is little,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: she's small, she's five one and she weighs about one
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: hundred and twenty five pounds, and a husband says, the
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: biggest thing on her is her mouth. She's loud. She's
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: talked loud, she laughs loud. She embarrasses him in front
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: of people with her loud talking. She cursed him out
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: at their daughter's birthday party because she had asked him
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: earlier to bring a sheep for the petting zoo. He
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: got all the other pets but not the sheet, so
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: he got cursed out. His father got wind of how
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: how she talked to him and said he had a
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: big problem on his hands and he needed to check her.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: But the problem is he doesn't check her, because every
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: time his wife goes off, then she gives him treats
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: like oral treats, like you know, sexual favors and treats.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: So he's caught up in the sex and he can't
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: check his wife. And that's basically what it is. Uh,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: the man wants to know, you know how what can
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: he do to tone her down a little bit and
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: get to the good stuff and stop all the aggression.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: He needs help. Nephew, I'm not gonna keep taking these
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: sexy ass whooperscause I promise you right there that there,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let him continue. This is what you
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: got to do. You want to know what you need
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: to do. You need a referee in your bedroom. That's
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: what you need to start with. Get you at matter
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: of fact, why don't you hire Michael Buffo? Okay, bring
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: him in your bedroom. That way, at least you you
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: got a referee. You got Michael Buffalo. And then you
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: know how they start off when you when you're in
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: the ring. Ladies and gentlemen, in this corner, we have
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: at five one, one hundred and twenty five pounds and
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: light blue panty and bra set Lakeisha Dixon and in
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: this corner, six two one hundred and ninety five pounds
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: in the black and red old Navy pajamas. We have
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: the Marcus Dixon. Ladies and gentlemen. Let's get ready to rumbo.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Put your mouth piece in and get it in. Get
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: ready for some good love. It that way, and then
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: when once she started biting you, he'll come to rep
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: he break it up, Break it up, break it up.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Hold on, go back to your corner, Go back to
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: your corn, gonna break it up. Lakaisha, Lacasha. You cannot
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: bite de Marcus no more. All right, ding ding ding ding.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Let's get back in there, good loving start, nice sexy
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: stuff going on sex to all of a sudden booms.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: She didn't done the Mike Tyson, didn't be this boy
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: on the eel. Here comes the Revere. Wait wait, location, Locasha,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Come on, h come on, you're going too far. All right.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: You didn't bat his ear and he bleeding, he bleeding
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: like holding feel all right, let's get back in. Let
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: let's get some good love of going. Let's get come on,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: come on, come on, I want I want to see
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: some good love in him. Let's see some good love
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: in here, all right? Why the minute location. What did
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: you're doing? You're just bit him on his neck like
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: you're a vampire of man is bleeding? LOCATIONA everybody, everybody
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: go to the com everybody go to come. Lacaia said
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: it was scary. He said it was scary because she's
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: so aggressive. It's scary. But but DeMarcus is liking it.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: And that's the problem I have with de Marcus. You
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: liking this? He beat you up, He cuts you out
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: in front of everybody. You you are, You're an animal,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: shot from making her happy? You want and I'm with you?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: What do you want next? Next? Where the kangaroo? Didn't
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: I ask you to get the kangaroo? Here? What a
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: damn kangaroo at the Mark? What the kangaroo? I asked? Kangaroo? Yeah?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Why you can't never get the animals? I won't. Then
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: I ask you for a seal. I ask you for
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: a seal? How hard is it for you to give
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: me a seal? Are you crying? I can't love you
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: without my animals? To Mark Now, I'm gonna say that Sunday,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: and I'm saying it. I want a polar bear on side,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: not when I get in from church. You don't have
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: that polar bland. Here, I prom with you. I'm about
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: both of your knee camps off, and I mean this,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: De Marcus, de Marcus, you need to leave this relationship.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: I think it's gonna it's going too far. You got
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: a little bit of woman, keep jumping on you like
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: some kind of leper car I'm gonna lost that dog
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: on man. You need you need to lead this dog
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: relationship and find you somebody that's gonna love you falsely.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: You want soft love, you want to be loved. You
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: want to be hell. You want passion. You're not gonna
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: find that with five one, one, twenty five. That's biting
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: you every time y'all get together. So the nephew then you,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: Then you've just answered the question. It doesn't Sometimes there's
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: a limit on how good the sex is the sex
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: in this case, there's a limit on how rough I'm
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: gonna let you be with me. I'm not going to
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: be I can't be naked with you, and I'm wanting
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my ass whop. No, what we're not
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: gonna do. This is right and and that's a serious
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: situation right there. But yeah, you know I can't go
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: to my dad's house. What how many year? What happen?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: What's what's that about your eyebrow? What I need? What?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Everybody know? It's location? Why do you need a technic shot? Yeah?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Whats going on with her? He definitely needs to check
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: her and leaves. Right. Let's get ready the rumbo in
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: the bedroom in the baby. You can't do it without
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: another person or referee. Yeah, I think about grade five, one, one,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: twenty five. She can't get on a regular horse. Yeah, okay,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: she needs shettling pony. You get a shettling pony, right,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: you want sheep stuff she could ride? No, Hey, the
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: rodeo going on in Houston right now, they got a
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: whole propped it down there, She propped it down there.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: She propped it down there right there already there you
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: know the kids riding the sheet. You know that? All right? Look,
• 1:06:30
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• 1:06:33
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• 1:06:35
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• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: with Junior. Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. Junior.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: What you got all right? Don't forget sure, the April first, though,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna tell everybody April First, Dallas, Texas, get
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: rid of Texas, Trust Theater, April Fools, Comedy Jam and
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: some fools on this show. Bruce Bruce be telling me Earthquake,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Davis Shot Wins and Blue Boy favorite player Coulor Junior
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Foods gonna be doing the April double Food. Come out
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: here acting food man Texas, Trust Theeater. Go ahead and
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: get your tickets ticketmaster dot com. All right, man, um,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: don't forget the time that the NFL combine is going down.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Do you watch the NFL combine? Yes? I do. No,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: you don't watch, Shirley calling, I don't know, I asked, well, yeah,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: because you know my nephew. That's I don't know what
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: to comebin Hill. She hasn't no idea what they do
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: and try out to see if you can get on
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: the team. Okay, okay, see where you're gonna fall in
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: the draft. That's what it's for, Shirley. Yeah, you're right,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: that's what it's for. Today. We're gonna have running backs
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: and offensive linement. They're gonna be on the out there
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: of the day yesterday, what's quarterbacks? Man? It's a good
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: showing be for to see what speed gonna look like today.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: We got the forty everything, so it's gonna boys be
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: moving though. Man. Oh yeah, Man, hey man, you showed
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: me one the other day. Man, it's dude, Man two
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: eighty two pounds that boy. Man. And guess what he
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: I don't even think he's football. I think he's track
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: and field. He like put discus ham and throw he
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: that guy. Yeah, man, let's just get to this too.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: What we're gonna do about the Los Angeles Lakers. Did
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: y'all see the fan that was on Instagram that went off?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: I was in his scream man when they lost, Man,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: when they lost to the New Orleans Pelicans. He let
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: the Lakers have it. Y'all cain't beat the Pelicans. Y'all
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: can't beat the Pelicans. Man, Fire everybody, Polko, everybody. Man.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: He had me in there, Holly, what did he say?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: A lot of stuff we can't even say. But he's
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: but with the point of it, will fire the head coach,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: fire the gim Gennie, bust. What did you doing? We
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: ain't got no help over here, and we lost to
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: the Pelicans. They are losing. Man in lost Angeles, man,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: because the Lakers alive and they can they can they
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: make the playoffs? Jim, what then see right now? So
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: you need to be a treament. They the play in tournament.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: If he wanted to be in, you'd be in the
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: top six. But you know they're gonna have to play
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: in tournament where at the sixth through the seventh through
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: tens play each other for see who gets the last
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: two spots. And you can't trade Lebron. Quit saying it
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: from Lebron playing at MVP level. There's Russell westbrook is
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: everybody ad can't stand on the court. They got too
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: many problems. Why a d hurt all the time? He
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: needs some cassium, that's all. I can take. Milk worst anybody.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: This boy needs some calcium, cassium pills, cassium, milk, vitamdiis
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: man needs something. Come on, all right, stay on the court.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the time of the hour. Speaking of
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: football and all that, like you did earlier, Russell Wilson
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: says he spends at least one million dollars a year
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: to stay fit. We'll talk about it right after this.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Junior Tommy Carla.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson says he spends one million
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: dollars a year on his fitness so his body stays
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: NFL ready. Russell was a guest on the Jimmy Kimmel
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Show last a week or this week, i should say,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: with his wife's Sierra. Kimmel asked a couple if it's
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: true that Russell spends a million dollars a year on
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: his body, and Russell responded, yeah, uh huh, yeah, it's
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: a process. It's a lifestyle when you were trying to
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: play as long as I'm trying to play, and I'm
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: trying to play until I'm forty five. Sierra added that
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: she doesn't mind the expense and she's in it with him.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: So here's a question to you, guys. You're working out.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: You're always working out. Tommy, you're on a program, Junior,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: you work out all the time. Steve works out. He
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: talks about it on the air incessantly, right, he talks
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: about it. Is it for weight laws? That's my question.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Is it for weight loss or are you trying to build? Mussell?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: What are you trying to do and are you just
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: trying to look good naked, and would you spend a
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: million dollars to do it? All of that? I'm um,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: I want to look good naked, okay, everybody. Everybody wants that. Okay, Well,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: you know what, here's what every man wants. Every man
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: wants to go to the pool and don't have a
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: problem taking his shirt off. Every Man want to go
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: to the beach and don't have a problem taking your
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: shirt off. But I'm not spending to spend a million.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you what I spend. It's thirty phot
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: ninety nine a month that come out the phol nineteen
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: eighty eight. That's the thirty photo ninety nine is what
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: it costs that la fitting. That's what I'm spending. So
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know what Russell. I don't know what Russell doing.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know where all listen money have gone. Too. Well,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: he looks hella good, He looks hella good. But I
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: don't have the budget for that. I don't have a
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: budget for that. All right, I eat healthy. You got
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: a nice healthy sandwich in the morning if you want
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: that breakfast sandwich, and you can't putting none one, you
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: can't put no jelly or nothing on it's egg white
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: and some chicken. Okay, you got to move around like that.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: It's a way to do this, but less than about
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: four thousand dollars year. So I don't know what Russell them.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't that much time. Not even The question was
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: would I spend a million to look like Russell Wilson
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: and all these other players like Lebron he spends them
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: over mell and on his body all that. First of all,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: the answer to that is no, I would not spend
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: a million because the reason why I would not spending
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: because I don't have a million to spel And if
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: I had a million, I should just automatically get the
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: body when I pay for the meet, I should get
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  Speaker 1: a new body then that looked like how I drew
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  Speaker 1: it up. Just print that body out for me and
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  Speaker 1: give it to me. Okay, yeah, time is right. I'm tired.
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired of not taking my shirt off when I
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  Speaker 1: go to the beach. All this working out I'm doing. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the pool with a tank top on. Don't
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  Speaker 1: ask me why I'm in there with just a tank
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  Speaker 1: top phone because you're not seeing up about it. It's
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  Speaker 1: it's embarrassing. Just look at I'm just not okay, heard nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired up. Yes, I would like to look good naked,
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  Speaker 1: but that's not happing. So i don't know why I'm
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  Speaker 1: paying this man all this money and I don't see
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  Speaker 1: the changes because I'm tired of walking in the bathroom
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  Speaker 1: and my stomach go in first then me. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: the problem I'm having. I walk in the bathroom and
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  Speaker 1: the stomach been in there a hot ten seconds before
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  Speaker 1: I see me in the mirror. That's what I'm sick of.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why I'm trying my best and I want
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  Speaker 1: to and I can tell when I do get naked
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  Speaker 1: that the glad it ain't pleased either, because she folded
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  Speaker 1: the arms while I'm sitting there and I'm just taking
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  Speaker 1: the shirt off. I've not even got to the bottom yet.
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  Speaker 1: She just she folded her arms, said, well, this is
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  Speaker 1: what we're working with. I said, now I just put
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  Speaker 1: everything back on and turn on Sports Center because I'm tired.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to look like an athlete when I know
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  Speaker 1: I ain't one. So yeah, can't it hurt? Not? Not? Not? Not? Junior?
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  Speaker 1: Can you can you make love with the light on
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  Speaker 1: or have to be on? No, it's got to be
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  Speaker 1: cards drunk blackout. It's blackout, the blackout in them. You
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  Speaker 1: can't see your head nothing. I kissed the night night
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  Speaker 1: aft the wall. You hit me. I ain't a night
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  Speaker 1: lighting h nothing, Junior, nothing, I think Usually, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad to hear this because usually it's the women
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  Speaker 1: who are so insecure about their bodies. You know, some
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  Speaker 1: women want the lights off, but men struggle with these
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  Speaker 1: same issues too. So you know, to me and see it,
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  Speaker 1: good God, I never see it in to me. It
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  Speaker 1: wasn't a good good guys like I ain't. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: give me. I'm gonna get me a good God in
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: the next year. I'm gonna get me. I'm gonna get
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: I gotta hear at one time my baby got to say,
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  Speaker 1: good God. I want to get that chess. Nobody else
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, it's official.
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  Speaker 1: We'll tell you Jennifer Hudson's news. Right after this you're
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• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: announced that to Oscar and Grammy winning artist Jennifer Hudson
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: will launch her all new talk show. That's right, Jennifer
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Hudson has a talk show coming to Fox TV stations
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  Speaker 1: this fall. Jennifer remarked that people around the world and
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: from around the world have been a part of her
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: journey from the beginning, and she began twenty years ago,
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  Speaker 1: and so she's ready to sit down and talk about
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  Speaker 1: the things that inspire and move us all. Jennifer said,
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  Speaker 1: she's about to have a lot of fun and shake
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  Speaker 1: things up just a little bit. It's going to be
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  Speaker 1: a one hour talk show. It will debut in the fall.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: So congratulations. Going on to Jennifer Hudson, Yeah, I didn't
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: see Hood, but I love her and I want to
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: hear what she has to say. I hope she sings
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: in it too. I hope every episode. Yeah episode, that
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  Speaker 1: girl her. We got assisted daytime to show go Queen background,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Curtis Lead. You think I'm ugly, Curtis? What about how
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: I feel? Dream Girls? What about That's one of my
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: favorites right there. I'm sorry, that's one Ladies, dream Girls,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: dreamgirls love dream Girls. I really think Eddie Murphy should
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: have gotten the Oscar for Best Actor. He was rob,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: He really was rob. I hope Jennifer gets supporting respect.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah me too. I really hope she does, because she
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: was great as as I would prefer. You call me
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: miss Franklin. Okay, coming up at thirty three minutes after,
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  Speaker 1: we'll do a round of Would you rather right after this?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show time now to play
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  Speaker 1: a round him. Would you rather let's jump right in?
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: Would you rather spoon all night long? Or would you
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: rather sleep on separate sides of the bed? Spoon a
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: separate separate, separate side. Why nobody doing night all night?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: You got to get all out. You got to get
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: involved me you get hot sEH, Yeah, all that all
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  Speaker 1: that's a problem. First of all, Slot, we're gonna need
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  Speaker 1: this blood in my arm to pick back up. That's
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  Speaker 1: first of all. Gotta cut the we can cut all night.
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  Speaker 1: Why do we have a keen size bid if we're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna spread out crossing? We got to spread out now? Now?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: When when? When we when we want to look at
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  Speaker 1: each other. I'll meet you in the middle. We're being
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: in the middle for about twenty five minutes and then
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: gone on back on your side. We good because I
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: promised you at one thirty that hot flash kicks in
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna see a naked leg come out from
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: underneath that comfortable and you're like, oh God, what is
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: this about? And you shut up? And that because the
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: air is only fitted I'm freezing in here, all right,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: all right, I think we get it. I think we
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  Speaker 1: get it. Separate size of the bed, all right. Would
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  Speaker 1: you rather walk home in the rain or get a
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: ride with a chain smoker? Is it lightning? I'm not playing.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: This is a serious question. I know sometimes I didn't
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: say a thunderstorm, but sometimes thunder and lightning. Uh, you
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: know it does come with rain, So yeah, let's say yeah.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: For the sake of argument. How far is the ride home?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: A lot of information. I love how they can I
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  Speaker 1: stick my head out to wonder and ride and do
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: it like that wallets Crett. Yes, I'm walking home and rain.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: You're walking home in the rain? Okay, listen, I'm gonna
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: do it in the rain. But but I ain't gonna lie.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not walking. I am running my butt off to
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  Speaker 1: the house. In case you don't know, Tommy as a
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  Speaker 1: fear of thunder and lightning? Standing Next, would you rather
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  Speaker 1: would you rather have a C section or a natural childbirth?
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Where where sections? See it? Asking US C section or
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: natural childbirth. Yeah, I sit in section A. Well, you've
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: just been around women who've had children before, you know, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: I got I don't even know how I got here.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, so I get any one just only
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  Speaker 1: I get here. I don't know. Do I get a
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  Speaker 1: Do I get a epidicule one of them what they
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  Speaker 1: call Do I get an epideicule? Yeah, you're gonna have Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: epidal is what you're saying, what you're about. All right,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: we gotta go, y'all got to hold my hand on
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: the c second. I'm saying that. Right now, we're gonna
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: be on the delivery room with you, all right, coming
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  Speaker 1: up our last break of the day, and we'll close
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  Speaker 1: out the show right after this. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Stry Morning Show. All right, guys, here we are our
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day on this Friday. It's the weekend, baby,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: It's the weekend. Yeah yeah, yeah, Monday, I'll be here
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: for you know, but why Friday crazy? I'm never mad
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  Speaker 1: on a Friday never. You know what I'm doing Tomorrow
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: and Sunday. And I love this though, because when I'm
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: not working, I'm not on the road. Baseball. My son
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: is little league baseball, and this is he all the
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: way in Buddy. Well he plays third base and picture
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: wow wow, and and catcher. He's starting to dabble with
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: being a catcher too. Show I don't care. I love
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: baseball because guess what, my son ain't not even getting
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: no concussion. This is the game you can play to
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: you fifty. So I'm in baby. I hope he don't
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: lose interest in it, so stay in there. And he's good.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: He's really good. It's good good. I think i'm your children.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: He has your personality the most, Tommy, because you're going
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: so friendly, Jordan. Yeah, he's so friendly. He loves being
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: on camera and all of that. He's just he's just
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: a good kid. Really. And do you know a parent,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: A parent came over to me at the baseball game.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: He says, I love your son. I said, I said okay.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: He said no, no, you understand. He said, there were
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: some kids picking on this, on this uh, this little
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  Speaker 1: boy at school that was a bully picking on it,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: and Jordan went over and just shut it down, shut
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  Speaker 1: the bully completely down from where he gets shut it
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: down from what did he say? Well, I don't know
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: what he said, but he shut the bully down and
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: the bully is no longer a bully on his campus.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: But it's not happening right. Yeah, others, Jay, did you
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: know his Jordan Westley Mile We called him Jay does?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Jay did? Jacob? I didn't know that? Okay, all right, listen,
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: don't forget. Steve be on NBC with Hoda and Jenna today.
• 1:22:03
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  Speaker 1: You can ask the Lord about me. Hello. Are you
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: doing closing remarks as your uncle her my closing remarks today? No,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not all yeah, worked up for it? Yeah?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: So so where are you performing? You guys are performing.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: You're on the road, right, Junior. I'm not. I'm not
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: this weekend, Junior. How about you first? Yeah, Texas State
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  Speaker 1: of Texas Theater in Dallas, Texas. Man, Man, it's gonna
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: be a great show, man, I'm telling you, it's opening
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: back up for us. Man, Tom. It really is back
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: out of here, man. People are actually showing up at
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: these shows. Man, I appreciate that. Man. Thank y'all so
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: much of a fan for coming out. Earthquake myself, Bill Bellamy, Roan,
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: Howard Davis, and Chante Wayne's at the Texas Theater in Dallas,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: Texas April Foods Comedy Jam on April first. Can't wait
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: for it. You know what, we've been off. So we've
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: been we've been off so long. I mean you you
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: can think about you're talking about a year and a
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: half at least that we were down. If nothing else,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: every comedian has written a whole new show. You just you.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, you had a lot of time and you
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: had a lot going on and a lot to write
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: about that you you know, there's no way you're not
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: showing up with a whole, brand new show. And that
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: was to me, is to take advantage of that time
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: that we were able to write right, right, right right,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: and from a perspective, but from a fan perspective, we're
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: ready to go out. Yeah, ready to be entertained again
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: and do things that, you know, some sort of normalcy
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: things we did before at the pandemic. Yeah, you're right,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: all all the stuff that I ordered online to where
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: that I haven't worn in a gear. You're ready, you're ready, ready,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: ready to break out and rocket everything, rocket rocket, Yeah,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: you know I did. I did Baltimore just a few
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: weeks ago. This place whole. You know, it's a comedy club.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: Comedy clubs have different sizes. This one actually is a
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: big one. It holds like five hundred plus people. So
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: to see that many people coming out to see you,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: and it feels like some normalcy and you're back where
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: where you used to be and people are on their feet,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: people having a good time, people dancing, people glad to
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: be out, and it just it just feels good to
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: be back in that element man, where you're like, okay,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: let me let me go. Now bring the heat, let
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: me go do what I do. So you know, next
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  Speaker 1: on my lists Beaumont, Texas, Baby, right down the street
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: from the crib, Beaumont. Here I come, and I'm Steven
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: saying something you ain't been doing twenty something. I had
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: to go back and do the man, so I started
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  Speaker 1: in ninety one. Oh he was right, it ain't twenty
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  Speaker 1: five year But I'm close. Okay, Oh Clay, I'm close.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. You're saying your uncle
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: was right when for once, just once, and don't tell him.
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  Speaker 1: I said that you're close. You wait, are you over
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  Speaker 1: twenty and close to twenty five? Is that what you're doing?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: You go there, you go, all right, that's close enough,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: that's close enough. That's definitely close enough. Yeah, for sure. Listen,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: Wendy Williams ex husband Kevin Hunter stopped trying to see
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: her protection company because you said the show was good
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: when you were there, and it's gone south since you
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: left her. You're trying to get seven million dollars. Leave
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: that alone. Okay. We're praying for Wendy. We want her
• 1:25:46
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• 1:25:48
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• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: I don't think this is going to help that situation.
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• 1:26:20
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• 1:26:24
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