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Paris Police, Kirk Franklin, Jonathan Majors, Voter ID and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: At all at all.
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  Speaker 4: So don't given a.
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  Speaker 1: Black the mill busy.
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  Speaker 5: Listening to.
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  Speaker 3: Show.
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  Speaker 4: I don't joy ye joy.
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  Speaker 6: They have.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta turn, love, you gotta turn.
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  Speaker 3: You got to turn the mouth, the turn.
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  Speaker 4: You probably got to turn the mouth, turn out the water,
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  Speaker 4: the water looking me? Come on?
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you think I sure will? Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 7: You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 7: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah
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  Speaker 7: I do, man, God is good. Hey today, I just
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  Speaker 7: want to get right to it because this has really
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  Speaker 7: been pressing me. I woke up and this was on
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  Speaker 7: my mind and I wanted to share it with you
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  Speaker 7: because I know this for a fact. See I've lived
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  Speaker 7: this for a fact, and you know the majority of
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  Speaker 7: things I talk about in the morning before we get
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  Speaker 7: started with the regular show.
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  Speaker 2: It's something that I've experienced.
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  Speaker 7: I can only tell you what I know, and so
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  Speaker 7: I've really really understood why God has had my life
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  Speaker 7: go the way that is gone. Because if I didn't
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  Speaker 7: have all these tests in my life, I didn't have
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  Speaker 7: all these tests that I passed all these tests that
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  Speaker 7: I failed. If I didn't have all of those, the
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  Speaker 7: good and the bad, what could I share with you
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  Speaker 7: in the morning? What could I tell you about hanging?
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  Speaker 7: What could I tell you about failing and then winning?
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  Speaker 7: What could I tell you about hanging in now when
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  Speaker 7: all hope was gone? How could I share that with you?
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  Speaker 7: Unless I've had those moments myself. I don't care what
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  Speaker 7: happens to you. I don't care what you're going through.
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  Speaker 7: Don't you dare dare give up? Under no circumstances. Don't
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  Speaker 7: you dare dare ever give up? It is the biggest
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  Speaker 7: trick that the enemy has. It's making us think we
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  Speaker 7: ain't gonna make it, to water down the illusion that
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  Speaker 7: there is a possibility that you might still have a chance.
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  Speaker 2: To get over.
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  Speaker 7: The biggest trick he uses is when you make a
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  Speaker 7: mistake and you fall. He gets you to start to
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  Speaker 7: thinking it's final, that there is no resurrection, there is
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  Speaker 7: no redemption, there is no recovery.
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  Speaker 2: He just makes you think it's final. He is the
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  Speaker 2: master deceiver. Don't you dare dare ever give up?
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  Speaker 7: I don't care what besets you, befalls you, trips you up,
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  Speaker 7: What circumstantial situations may arise. Don't you dare dare ever
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  Speaker 7: give up? Because listen to me, these are tests that
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  Speaker 7: you are going through. And these tests, whether you pass
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  Speaker 7: the test or it appears that you failed the test,
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  Speaker 7: the test accomplishes the mission if you're smart about it.
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  Speaker 2: If you pass the test.
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  Speaker 7: Let's say you're going through a situation and you get
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  Speaker 7: over and it goes the way you want it to do,
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  Speaker 7: then what you've learned is if you hang in there,
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  Speaker 7: there's a light at the end of the tunnel.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, mission accomplished.
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  Speaker 7: If you fail the test and it doesn't go the
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  Speaker 7: way you want it, and it goes the opposite and
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  Speaker 7: it turns out into a negative result and the response
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  Speaker 7: you were looking for is a no, that's not final.
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  Speaker 2: That doesn't mean it's over. That doesn't mean it's time
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  Speaker 2: to turn back.
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  Speaker 7: It simply means that now you have learned a valuable experience,
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  Speaker 7: you have learned a valuable lesson.
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  Speaker 2: You now know what not to do.
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  Speaker 7: You are now because you know what not to do,
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  Speaker 7: another step close, sir, to getting it right. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 7: It has to happen this way. You have to have
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  Speaker 7: the rain in your life to get the flowers in
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  Speaker 7: your life. You got to have the darkness in your
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  Speaker 7: life to appreciate the sunshine in your life. You got
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  Speaker 7: to have woes and worries to appreciate the joys. It
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  Speaker 7: is merely a test. So when you get through failing,
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  Speaker 7: and you get through stumbling, and you get through messing
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  Speaker 7: it up, all that's getting you one step closer to
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  Speaker 7: getting it right. Oh, my relationship ended. I'll never be
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  Speaker 7: able to find another person like that. Not only will
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  Speaker 7: you not be able well, not only will you be
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  Speaker 7: able to find a person like that, You can find
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  Speaker 7: a person that far better than that if you don't
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  Speaker 7: give up. But see, sometimes you got to go through
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  Speaker 7: the bad ones to get to the good ones. Don't you, dare?
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  Speaker 7: Dare ever give up? I don't care what happens to
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  Speaker 7: you if you.
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  Speaker 2: Lose a loved one.
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  Speaker 7: And Lord knows, I've lost some people I've loved dearly
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  Speaker 7: with every inch in me. I've lost my mother, my father,
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  Speaker 7: my brother, and my best friend.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I know people who have lost they children. Goodness, man,
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  Speaker 7: I can't even imagine that, but they kept on going.
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  Speaker 7: What you're giving up for? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I got you miss them? And I got you grieving,
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  Speaker 2: but I got news for you.
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  Speaker 7: Don't you let the devil make you think it's over
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  Speaker 7: for you because somebody else ain't still here.
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  Speaker 2: It was their time. Now.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not trying to lessen the blow for you, but
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying to get you up on your feet so
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  Speaker 7: you can stop all this old woe is me because
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  Speaker 7: the things that's happening to you, you're not the first
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  Speaker 7: person that's happened to Come on, now, let's get a grip.
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  Speaker 7: Let's wrap your mind around this thing. You have got
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  Speaker 7: to move forward, if it's just in memory of those people.
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  Speaker 7: I was on one of the commercial breaks the other
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  Speaker 7: day and somebody asked me something and I forgot the question,
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  Speaker 7: but my answer was, I've always wanted my mother and
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  Speaker 7: father to be proud of me, and in their absence
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  Speaker 7: and their demise, I'm hoping just somehow, man that they
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  Speaker 7: watching me, that they see they boy, that I'm down here,
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  Speaker 7: that I'm doing better, that I'm making something out myself,
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  Speaker 7: that I'm loving my wife, that I'm taking care of
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  Speaker 7: my kids. Just want my old man to see that
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  Speaker 7: about me. You don't want my mother to see I'm
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  Speaker 7: trying to get my life together over here. You know
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  Speaker 7: I'm saying I'm trying to be a better person. My
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  Speaker 7: mama was a Sunday school teacher for forty years. She
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  Speaker 7: been praying for me for a long time. I just hope, man,
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  Speaker 7: and that's all I'm doing, is just hoping that they
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  Speaker 7: see me so they can be proud of me.
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  Speaker 2: See you, you you you you.
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  Speaker 7: You got to understand that when you make these mistakes,
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  Speaker 7: that when you fall and stumble and you get it
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  Speaker 7: all so wrong, it ain't over for you. Don't you
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  Speaker 7: dare dare dare ever?
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  Speaker 2: Give up?
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  Speaker 7: Don't stop thinking, man, because it ain't happening just the
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  Speaker 7: way you want it to. That it ain't meant to
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  Speaker 7: be devil. He got so many tricks to deceive you.
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  Speaker 7: You know why you're being tested right now, because there
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  Speaker 7: is no testimony without the test. You got to go
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  Speaker 7: through something. It's all good man telling you. Just wanted
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  Speaker 7: to share that with you. Don't you give up out there.
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  Speaker 7: I don't care what's happening. Don't don't, don't don't get deceived.
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  Speaker 7: The victory's coming, but you ain't gonna get it if
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  Speaker 7: you quit.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on, y'all, you're listening.
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  Speaker 7: Show, ladies and gentlemen, I got time for this. You
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  Speaker 7: probably thank you to yourself, Steve, what you got time for?
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  Speaker 7: I got time for aunor and praise I do. I
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  Speaker 7: got time to say thank you, I got time to
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  Speaker 7: say I appreciate it. Man, Another shot, another day, another
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  Speaker 7: glorious opportunity.
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  Speaker 2: Man. That's how I want you to look at it.
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  Speaker 7: If you wake up in the morning, what a great
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  Speaker 7: opportunity that has been provided for you at another shot
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  Speaker 7: at progressing your dreams, aspirations and goals. And it would
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  Speaker 7: make it a whole lot simpler for yourself if you
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  Speaker 7: put at the very top of that list, if I
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  Speaker 7: can find a way to simply get closer to God,
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  Speaker 7: to have a stronger relationship with him, it'll walk you
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  Speaker 7: through all the peaks and valleys of life.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: And not to say it won't be none, because it
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  Speaker 7: will be some, but it'll give you the strength and
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  Speaker 7: the partnership that you need to get through it.
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  Speaker 2: Got a partner in this whole thing, man who solid,
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  Speaker 2: Ladies and.
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  Speaker 7: Gentlemen, Steve Harvey, Marty Show, Shirley Strawberry College for Real Mississippi,
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  Speaker 7: Monica uh Junior who looks a little bit worn today
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  Speaker 7: for some reason and the legend that is nephew Tommy Jr.
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  Speaker 7: You know, I've become pretty good at this. What's what's
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  Speaker 7: going on today?
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  Speaker 6: Well?
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  Speaker 3: I see what thing is this on? My uncle? Well,
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  Speaker 3: it ain't hair, because y'all told me already this.
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  Speaker 2: Month this is we didn't tell you it's National Hair
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  Speaker 2: Lost Month.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's what's all my mind. Well, it ain't
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  Speaker 3: hair on my mind right now because I'm losing because
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  Speaker 3: you're toe.
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  Speaker 2: But it ain't on your mind because it because it
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  Speaker 2: ain't on your head right there.
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  Speaker 9: See see your mind is in your head, see right there.
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  Speaker 9: See you I can't be great cause my hair go.
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  Speaker 9: And you're gonna let me know every time.
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  Speaker 7: My hair go.
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  Speaker 2: I know a lot of great ball headed people. What
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  Speaker 2: I know, a lot of ball headed people. What's the matter.
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  Speaker 3: You're trying to force me to lose my hair and
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna let me know that my hair?
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  Speaker 7: Hey, dogs, you might Steve ain't force you to lose
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  Speaker 7: your hair. You might trace this back to something you know,
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  Speaker 7: devil Lee or somebody. A whole lot of people on
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  Speaker 7: your list you can blame for this hair. But me,
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  Speaker 7: you know, and and do you know that male pattern
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  Speaker 7: ball is Junior is usually proceived from the woman's side
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  Speaker 7: of the family.
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  Speaker 2: Did you know that? No, So let me ask you something.
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  Speaker 2: Who on your mother's side of your family is ball?
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  Speaker 5: Me?
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  Speaker 9: But the way, but the way you make me feel
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  Speaker 9: like y'all said, it's it's what what's this my calture?
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  Speaker 2: What's national hair lost moment? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so I had, but you don't encourage me to
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  Speaker 3: even keep my hand. You want me to lose it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so he's saying, you encourage him to cut it off?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that what you do?
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  Speaker 2: You mean? Me and Tommy keep bringing up the fact
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  Speaker 2: that you fighting it.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, let it go. They got a little Disney
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  Speaker 7: movie out letting you go frozen.
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  Speaker 6: Let you go.
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  Speaker 2: Frozen. Your hairline is frozen.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up there after our well here from the nephew
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  Speaker 1: is he runs that prank back right after this, lad
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  Speaker 1: you're listening morning show, It is time now to run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back with the nephew. Nephew, what you got
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  Speaker 1: for it?
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  Speaker 7: I got butt man, Shirley butt man. I was just
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  Speaker 7: telling Junior. A good way to know that your hair's
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  Speaker 7: going if you can brush your hair with.
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  Speaker 2: A wash claw you there, You're just washing a bigger face.
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  Speaker 2: That's all you really do.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you can brush your hair with a washcloth. You
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  Speaker 7: can take a hot wash cloth and lay it down.
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  Speaker 2: Time.
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  Speaker 6: Come on here, this is but man. In the meantime,
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  Speaker 6: while we do this prank, go make a copy of
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  Speaker 6: your head.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go catch Hello. Hey, I'm trying to read von please.
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  Speaker 10: VN.
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  Speaker 2: This is Darius. Darius with human Resources. How are you.
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  Speaker 5: I'm doing fine?
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  Speaker 2: Can I help you?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, listen, we have an incident that has taken place
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  Speaker 6: at the job You actually.
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  Speaker 2: What floor are you on? VN? I'm all for twelve
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  Speaker 2: floor twelve? All right, So do you use the copy
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  Speaker 2: machine that often on that floor?
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  Speaker 5: Not all the time, but I do use it every
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  Speaker 5: once in a while.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, every once in a while. So here's what's going on.
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  Speaker 6: There's gonna be some actions being taken place here pretty soon,
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  Speaker 6: some legal actions, and we're just clearing everybody. You know,
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  Speaker 6: this is just a proper procedure that we're having to
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  Speaker 6: go through. So let me just kind of enlighten you
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  Speaker 6: on what's taking place. Someone on the twelfth floor has
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  Speaker 6: copied their butt on a piece of paper in the
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  Speaker 6: copy machine. So someone actually sat up on the Xerox
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  Speaker 6: machine and copied their butt. Why someone would do that,
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  Speaker 6: I have no earthly idea. But what's happening now is
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  Speaker 6: everyone on your floor is going to have to come
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  Speaker 6: in and show their butt. So we're scheduling this now.
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  Speaker 6: I'm thinking Friday at eleven am. Would that be so.
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  Speaker 5: Y y'all talking, y'all talking about your woman to come
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  Speaker 5: up there and show show my show my b because somebody.
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  Speaker 6: I'm a grown man.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm a grown man.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you know what. I believe you.
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  Speaker 6: I believe you wholeheartedly, Von, But just to clear your name,
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  Speaker 6: we have to, I hate to say it, clear your
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  Speaker 6: butt as well. So we want to make sure we're
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  Speaker 6: gonna find out whose butt.
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  Speaker 2: This is on a piece of paper, that did this.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna find out, you're.
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  Speaker 5: Gonna find you're gonna find out who's You're gonna find
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  Speaker 5: out whose cheeks those are, and you're gonna find out
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  Speaker 5: real quickly. In our mind, all right, I'm not doing that, man,
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  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna come in. You said Friday, You're doing
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  Speaker 5: this on.
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  Speaker 2: Friday, EDI Friday at eleven not coming that my day off.
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  Speaker 5: I'm pulling my past down, but some strangers looking really
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  Speaker 5: look at my look at my cheeks, talking about somebody copied.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. I don't I don't want to.
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  Speaker 6: I don't want this to take a turn, Vin, because
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  Speaker 6: right now this is if you're not if you're saying
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  Speaker 6: you're not coming in, then other actions will be taking
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  Speaker 6: place if you don't come in and follow the precedure
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  Speaker 6: that everybody's saying.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody else that I'm calling they have to come in.
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  Speaker 5: How many how many people work on that floor?
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  Speaker 2: There's at least eighty plus people on that floor.
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  Speaker 5: You're talking about trying to have eighty plus people come in,
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  Speaker 5: drive all way work so somet we don't even know
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  Speaker 5: can look at our look at our cheeks, and I'm
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  Speaker 5: not gonna do that. I don't know who did it,
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  Speaker 5: but I know they ain't me.
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  Speaker 6: Well, somebody somebody xeroxs there butt on the twelfth floor,
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  Speaker 6: and we're gonna get to okay, but we're gonna get
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  Speaker 6: to the bottom of who did it and what you're
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  Speaker 6: what you're not gonna do, von is tell me you're
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  Speaker 6: not coming in.
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  Speaker 2: What you're not gonna do? Do you like your job
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  Speaker 2: here with this company?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, what you're not gonna do is exactly like you're
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  Speaker 5: gonna fire me because I'm not gonna show y'all my
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  Speaker 5: sweet goodies just because you just because you're from HR
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  Speaker 5: you got me food. If you actually expect me to
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  Speaker 5: think that everybody that work from this floor is over here,
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  Speaker 5: like oh yeah, sure, I'll go with some strangers. Look
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  Speaker 5: at my Look at my crack. You must be playing, no, sir,
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  Speaker 5: not with me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let me ask let me, let me ask you this.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have a coworker named Andre Andre?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, and Andre says he knows you. Now, I'm just
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  Speaker 6: gonna put it out here. Andre is stating that it
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  Speaker 6: could have possibly been you.
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  Speaker 5: Really, Andre got the nerve to say it could have
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  Speaker 5: been me? Smith, Andre? Why didn't he trying to single
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  Speaker 5: me out? Like I even use that damn copier not
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  Speaker 5: around there playing games. I'm a grown man. He must
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  Speaker 5: be out of his mind thinking he gonna say I
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  Speaker 5: did it.
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  Speaker 6: All I know is he stated that you were a possibility.
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  Speaker 6: That's what That's what he stated.
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  Speaker 5: He said I was a possibility. That that's dumb. He
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  Speaker 5: ain't have absolutely the reason to think it. I even
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  Speaker 5: used that copier. Man, I use that thing like once
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  Speaker 5: every two to three weeks, everybody on that floor.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, so out of once every two three weeks, is
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  Speaker 6: there a possibility maybe you propped your butt up there
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  Speaker 6: and copied it?
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  Speaker 5: Not at all, y'all. Do ain't even told me when
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  Speaker 5: this happened. I probably wasn't even working when the booty him.
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  Speaker 5: You can you must be out your mind. You can
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  Speaker 5: waste everybody else the time trying to bring everyone in
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  Speaker 5: to get a free strip show. But you're not gonna
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  Speaker 5: do that to me. This has to be unethical and
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  Speaker 5: illegal on so many levels. You're trying to come in
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  Speaker 5: and say everybody on the entire floor has to come
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  Speaker 5: show that. Man, you want to be kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: What's your name?
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  Speaker 5: Whole time You're trying to call me saying this is
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  Speaker 5: h R.
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  Speaker 4: What's your name?
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  Speaker 6: Because when I'm Darius, I'm Darius out of human Resources.
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  Speaker 2: I told you that when I first called you.
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  Speaker 5: And well Darius, well Darius, when I do come into work,
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  Speaker 5: I want to see.
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask you this VN. Do you know Leslie?
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  Speaker 5: Leslie? I know that much better not even say my.
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  Speaker 2: Name, but so you do know Leslie?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I know Leslie. She works there with me. So
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: you're trying to tell me that Leslie said this to uh.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Do you want to know what Leslie said?
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: Yes, I would like to know what Leslie says, so
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: when I cuss her out, I get.
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: It right, Okay, Leslie told me to tell you that
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey More on
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: the show.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: And you just got break your coworker, Leslie.
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: And oh man, Leslie and Andre got me the prank
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: phone call you man.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: Dude, I was, man, I was your uncle is right, bro,
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: somebody is gonna whoop your bet I bet it this year.
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: All right, boy, tell me this man, what is the
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: Lane, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Somebody is dad phially
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: gonna whoop y'all?
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: All right, oh lord, nephew, all right, thank you. Next,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: it is asked the CELO, our chief love Officer, Steve
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Harvey is in the building. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Show coming up at the top of the hour. In
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: entertainment news, Steph Curry's mom, his wife, and his teammate
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Draymond Green. We're in an emotional run in with the
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Paris police. Olympic track star Noah Lyles faces backlash for
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: partying in Paris after his COVID diagnosis and in trending
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: headline news and expool district worker stole a million and
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: a half dollars worth of chicken wings. Okay, one and
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: a half million dollars worth. All right, we'll talk about
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: all of these stories at the top of the hour.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: But right now, what for the limon pepper? All right,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: but right now it's time to ask the CLO Chief
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Love Officer Steve Hardy LaToya and Chesapeake says, my husband
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: hired a young lady to clean our house and I
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: found out it's his ex's niece. He told me after
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: the fact and said he hired her because she needs
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: the money. I call the young lady and fired her.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Was I wrong for how I handle this?
• 21:55
  Speaker 11: Huh?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, he was the DNA under stain. Yeah, you know,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: first of all, here hear how stupid he is. How
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: he know his ex's niece need a job? Right there?
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: That's the problem. He got that high?
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: And why would he tell the wife this is my
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: exies niece. The most stupid I just don't.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Understand he was already hired, and he told.
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: Her, why you drag their matches in your house and
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: start your own camp.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I don't understand that.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: So was she wrong for how she handled it?
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Really? No, she gonna know, she gonna fix that. But
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: her deeper problem is how her husband. He Sam stupid.
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: I hate with me and do stupid stuff because it
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: makes it bad for us, you know, because now you know,
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: even our real, genuine good stuff. That's why I'd be
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: getting questioned because there's so many stupid track records out here.
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: But he shouldn't be over housekeeper, No way, he shouldn't
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: get and hid housekeeper's fault.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Why are you in this all right? Like they come
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: in the house talking about baby baby found a new housekeeper?
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Ohlothes good.
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: Boy.
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: I don't even know how to explain that with all you,
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: with all you got to do, how you out hide housekeepers?
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Where you find her at? Steve?
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Who told you about her?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Here that I want to hear?
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: What who told you about her? Did you find out
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: about her? Yeah?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Oh ahead, I'm listening.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: We told you about we told you about after all
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: in the in the newspaper.
• 24:17
  Speaker 10: What news people like the last time you read the news?
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right. Curtain Garland writes, I was painting
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: a table in our garage and a lady from down
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: the street walk by and struck up a conversation. My
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: wife knows the lady well, but she still caught an
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: attitude and said, I talked to her too long? But
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: what was I supposed to do? Ignore her?
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, put that brush down and carrio ass in the house. Paint,
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: Put that damn brush down, carrio ass in the house,
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: act like you weren't even not that. Hey, Steve, why
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: are you doing? Okay, I see what's happening here, doctor
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: paint brush going house, locked the door. Yeah, he was
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: talking to her too long?
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: Explain man, man, let me take something. You can't explain women, dog,
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: there's no explanation. I don't know why if I knew,
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: why do you know how much money I have right now?
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: If I could write the book to help you understand
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: or explain? Women don't know how much money out here?
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: Do you know the person who could write that book
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: how much money they have?
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: You can't write that book.
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: It ain't ain't nothing to that because I don't care
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: what you say, she got a reason why you don't
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: need to be talking to that lady? Why you painting
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: your table outside in the garage when she walked by
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: and she started the conversation, But what is you talking
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: to her?
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Fault though.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: You let the garage door down?
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you mean.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Tell me you won't that book you don't?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all my books about me?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: And all right. Moving on to Zaria in Sumter, Zaria writes,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I will be twenty four in September, and I'm planning
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: to go to a cabin in the mountains with my boyfriend.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I bet my dad said it's giving wife vibes. And
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: we've been dating three years, so it's time to think
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: about marriage. Is this old school thinking?
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Or is he right? Well, I mean, what do you
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: want after relationship?
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: You could call it old school thinking, but that's why
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: that's why some of y'all need to start thinking. I mean,
• 26:43
  Speaker 7: if you've been in a relationship for three years or
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: what where y'all going? Why are you in it this long?
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: If you don't want nothing else out of it, you
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: should be dating other people. But if you had a
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: relationship for three years and you want to get a
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: cabin in the mountains.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: You know, I mean, your your daddy, right, what what
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: y'all want?
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: What?
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: A lot of women protect themselves by saying I don't
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: want nothing?
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: We just okay, then cool some women who really don't,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: you know, if.
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: You don't want nothing, then that's cool. And you can
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: call your daddy old fashion because.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: He just maybe I'm not gonna be hollered at his mountains.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: That what I do know? Wow?
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Anything? Do you run it through a every.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Time I've been to the mountain, I've been in that Holland?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: All right? Last one, Steve, last one. This is from
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Ruth Ann and Bethesda, my son and daughter, my son.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I can't tell you how old this is. Ruth, and
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: this sounds like a biblical story.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, well, she says, my son and daughter in
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: law have a new small dog. They let him play
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: on the furniture. So I said that I didn't want
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: to sit anywhere the dog had been. She said that
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I was rude, and my son asked me to apologize
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: for what.
• 28:12
  Speaker 10: How is that rude?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, were they at your house?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: No, they were at their house.
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: Oh well, lady, I'm sorry you can't they ain't do
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: what they want to do. At theay house. That's the house.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't want to sit anywhere.
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: If the dog you're walking in there telling me you
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: don't want to sit nowhere the dog being when the
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: dog been everywhere everywhere.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: You're going in there standing in the kitchen, then we're
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: gonna be in here watching TV. Moment.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: What was that, Mama?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: What in the kitchen?
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: I don't want to.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Why we see this in you?
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 29:02
  Speaker 10: Thank you?
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Cill Rob.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. We'll have
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: some entertainment news.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Are you coming in?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: What a dog? You're listening? Morning show? Steph Curry's wife, Ayisha,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: and his mom Sonya Curry and Draymond Green had an
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: emotional run in with the Paris police after Team USA's
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: men's basket men's basketball game. They including their newborn baby,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: attempted to cross the road to where their vehicle was
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: parked and waiting, and they were stopped by a police blockade.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: STEP's mom Sonya, tried to talk to the authorities, take
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: a listen.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Stop saying my about help us.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: They won't let the driver come here, and they won't
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: let us go back.
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: Anything.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: They in the head, there's still nothing you'll have.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Wow, did you hear in that Draymond Green talk about
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Ayesha's baby. Well, it had been reported that one of
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: the officers touched the baby, but he reportedly apologized. Now,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: this is according to Yahoo dot com.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: As a standoff continued, a person translated that the blockade
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: had been set up for security reasons. The President of France,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Emanuel my cromep was passing through the area, so that's
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: why the whole there was a whole mess up there
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: about that. It's been some drama in Paris really yeah.
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Also person Raymond in that hall, y you know, like right, yeah,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: we can't get over here if y'all hit the baby
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: in the head. Yeah. Yeah, that's a lot.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot.
• 30:49
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: And the Olympics may be over, but the fastest man
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: in the world, you know who that is? Noah Lyles. Well,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Noah is receiving a lot of backlash for his partying
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: in Paris after the Olympics closing Sarah money. This was
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: just days after he said he had COVID nineteen. Noah
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: basically said there is no need for all the drama
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: because he has been virus free since last Friday. However,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: people on social media are questioning Noah. One person wrote quote,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: how do you go from needing a wheelchair on the
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: track on Thursday to partying on Sunday?
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Wheelchair was rough off?
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the fastest man wheeled off.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: The fastes the kids. COVID ain't get rid of it
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: on you know, I mean fan, Yeah, COVID he caught
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: you though.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: I ain't never seen nobody with COVID require wheelchair. I
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: haven't not recent.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, but I mean he maybe he was just
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: exhausted though, you know after the race.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Well if I run, if I run a two
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: hundred fast as I can, I'm gonna need that wheelchair
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: two though.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: See yeah, and you got COVID.
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: So yeah, if I run a fundy right now all out,
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: uh yeah, I'm probably need that wheelchairs wheelchair. Yeah, if
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: I do anything all out right now running I don't
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: think people understand man, third day something I know for
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: a fact. If you have not ran in a long time,
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: a long time, Yeah, don't bust out hard as.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: You can right away, don't bumper.
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: Well you're gonna throw yourself into something, but you're gonna
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: need a wheelchairs.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's what all went over there for it
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: right to run and race.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: He ran that hundred Yeah.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Title fastest man.
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: You did.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Ye all right?
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Finally in Trending News and ex school ex school food
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: service director in the Harvey, Illinois school district has been
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: sentenced to nine years in prison. This happened, yeah, nine
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: years after she admitted to stealing a million and a
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: half dollars worth of chicken wings is system. According to
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: The New York Post, Vera Lydell worked at the school
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: district during COVID from twenty twenty to twenty twenty two,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: when the district was still sending out meals for students
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: learning remotely during the pandemic, Lyadell allegedly ordered more than
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: eleven thousand cases of chicken wings from the district food provider.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: A routine audit found the district was over budget only
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: being halfway through the school year, which led to Lydell's arrest.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: So eleven thousand cases cost a million and a half
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: dollars and she got nine years in prison for stealing
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: jail wings.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah wait, what are you in here for?
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: He got me. Wang WANs.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Doesn't even sound right.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: In your fault wangs, It don't even sound right, So
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: what you mean wanes? Yeah, I was. I was the
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: supply for Rick Ross's uh Wingstop wings. Yeah, yeah, I was.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: I was smuggling for wing Stop my.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Goodness, nine years. Oh man, that's a million and a
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: half dollars, so that that number seems unreal.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of wings. Who is Vane stolen the wings?
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, what if well, I've just done.
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: Okay, if you you've done, you said eleven thousand cases
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: at one point five million dollars. They're saying that one
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: case of wings, okay, through the math is one hundred
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: and thirty six dollars.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's about right. How many wings is in a case?
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Probably probably the flat a couple hundred pieces maybe difference.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're doing that.
• 35:29
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I think so wing maths we should have he'd
• 35:34
  Speaker 12: a Balton wings off of the ninety six wings in
• 35:37
  Speaker 12: a case for one hundred and thirty six dollars.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Uh, that's pretty good. All right, I have stolen the.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Coming up twenty minutes, I know she wish she hadn't too.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour actual Johnny
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: the Major's professed his love for his girlfriend Megan Good.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it. Right after this You're listening Morning Show.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Actor Jonathan Majors expressed his love for his girlfriend, actress
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Megan Good at the Impact Awards. While he was on stage.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: This is after he received the Perseverance Award. Jonathan said quote,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I'm imperfect and I have shortcoming comings. I acknowledge them.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: While trying to fight back tears. Jonathan also professed his
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: love for his girlfriend Megan Good. Take a listen.
• 36:27
  Speaker 11: I loved him beyond all limit, with all my strength,
• 36:33
  Speaker 11: with all my heart. I love you almost to be
• 36:36
  Speaker 11: the toughest Joland. You then carried me so so so
• 36:40
  Speaker 11: soul Midnick Knights, I love.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: You through the five.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah he was real.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see, you're proud of him. You always say profess
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 37:04
  Speaker 7: Look, look, man, the truth is the truth. You know,
• 37:08
  Speaker 7: so social media do is. You can ignore that stuff,
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: but the truth is the truth. Everybody asked why you
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: shouldn't have did Hey, man, everybody make mistakes.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: He didn't pay, you know. I mean, I look at
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: the situation here and.
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: That its seeming it seemed like something was wrong though
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: with that whole case. It just seemed like something would
• 37:32
  Speaker 7: terribly wrong because the video I saw I don't.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I'm running out what he did like he was trying
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: to get away.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, Junior, I'm gonna impressed what he professed love for
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: her like that on stage.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: In public and.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: Marry her.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Ass did tell me the same thing. Now, dayton, don't
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: I don't see it.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: You're you're losing it right now, said get married.
• 38:04
  Speaker 9: You feel the same way, Try trying, because I did it.
• 38:09
  Speaker 9: I sound just like kid before I got married, said
• 38:14
  Speaker 9: all that got married.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Please help him now.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no no, no, no, no no no.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: You're gonna walk down this alley by yourself. Let me
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: ask something. Jui got a question for you.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Hey, get married, come down here.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Okay? Okay, So Junior, so once he get married, how
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: he gonna feel?
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Tell me you say that same speech?
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well tell me what you think his speech sounds.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: It ain't gonna be that one.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: It's not okay here speech speech.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Come on, hang't get a girl. We're good. That's it.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I told you all this morning, didn't I didn't you did?
• 38:51
  Speaker 10: You said, y'all don't know?
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: I can I can see it. Oh man, I knew
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: this was buried somewhere. I went. It was more than
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: you Julie, what's on your mind?
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: Look at him. I'm telling you, yes, you can do it.
• 39:06
  Speaker 7: National Hair Lost Month nothing.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Or left Handers Day yesterday right along with that hair
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: left God coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Kirk Franklin is trending right now after he said Christians
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: are weaponizing marriage and being single. We'll talk about it
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: So guys, Kirk Franklin is trending after his recent interview
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: on Cam Newton's podcast. Kirk said Western Christians should stop
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: weaponizing marriage and being single. Take a listen to what
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: he had to say.
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: Don't be no thirty thirty five year old single black
• 39:44
  Speaker 8: woman and go to the Fen reunion.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: All the older women are gonna do nothing. They're gonna
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: look at you in wonder why you matter. Where your
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: man is, where your kids like.
• 39:53
  Speaker 8: It's a prerequisite for identity and value that if you
• 39:57
  Speaker 8: don't have a man, if you don't have kids, that
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: something about you is broken.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Do you understand how this functional.
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: These messages are and how we super spiritualize these messages,
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: Paul said, But marriage is a necessary distraction.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Kirk had more to say.
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: They quickly get married thinking that they're fulfilling God's will
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: for their lives. But they are, They are fulfilling Man's dogma.
• 40:25
  Speaker 8: You can be single and be used by God. You
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: can be single and have purpose. Being married is not
• 40:32
  Speaker 8: a prerequisite for God's hand on your life.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: It is not man.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Kirkmen, Yes, well, you know something.
• 40:44
  Speaker 7: I agree with that, and I think that's what happens
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: to a lot of women. And I want to say something.
• 40:50
  Speaker 7: Look to a lot of single women out there. You know,
• 40:55
  Speaker 7: Kirk said something. He said, you can have a purpose.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: You know, has it ever occurred to us? Sometimes sometimes
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: people are on a different path.
• 41:06
  Speaker 7: Just because you picked the path to go down, don't
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: mean that's the path that that person has to go down.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: You can have a purpose in your life and be single.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Sometimes that's the path you have to go down.
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: There are a lot of really, really great single women
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: out there who have incredible lives and an incredible purpose
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: and careers and still single. It don't mean that there
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: has not been office for her not to be single.
• 41:37
  Speaker 7: She just didn't want to make that bad choice, you know,
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: just cause you know it's a lot of women could
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: be off the market.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: But off the market with who.
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: If he ain't the right one, what you're going down
• 41:50
  Speaker 7: that alley FORLF? So, yeah, exactly, you know, I mean,
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: and and God uses single people. God has used prostitutes.
• 42:02
  Speaker 7: God has used murderers. God has used adulteress. God has
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: used liars, stutterers. Every everything he done, used all kinds
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: of people, and everybody he used, society says something's wrong
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: with him.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: So he's absolutely right. If you go to the U
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: thirty thirty five, you ain't got nobody.
• 42:27
  Speaker 7: Well, you know, you know how many times we've made
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: a mistake with the wrong person in your thirties.
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: You people in the I mean miserable people in the
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: family that's over there talking about you ain't got they
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: stuff together right over there, I ain't got they stuff together.
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's sitting under the tree at the family reunion.
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: They're four kings, four baby daddy talking about she ain't
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: got no kids, don't nobody want her?
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Noah, Maybe she made some better decisions, you know. Yeah,
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: But what I found out, most people that's pointing.
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: Got to look at them three fingers at that's pointing
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: at them while they sticking their index finger out at you.
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: Because that's always the case. So you know, I say that,
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: but I agree with what Kirk saying. You know, it's
• 43:27
  Speaker 7: kind of crazy.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, stop doing.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: It, because I'm gonna be honest with you.
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: The first time I got married, you know, I was
• 43:36
  Speaker 7: going to church on the regular and that was a
• 43:39
  Speaker 7: big part of it. And one of the messages was
• 43:43
  Speaker 7: it is better to marry than to burn. That was
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: a big message at our church. And we were encouraged
• 43:50
  Speaker 7: to marry if we was dating these girls at this church,
• 43:53
  Speaker 7: we were encouraged to get married.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: I can't tell you all the marriages is gone.
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: You just want to burn him, burn, burn me, b Yeah,
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: I got married and did burn.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, So thank you Kirk for that word. All right,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: coming up next to the nephew and the prank phone
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: call for today right after this, you're listening morning show
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today, and
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: the subject is he's afraid of a competition, which you
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: see he's competing with. I should say what he's competing with.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: That's coming up too, But right now the nephew is
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. What you got for
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: his neph.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Well, we all grew up in the church, every last
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: one of us on this show.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: We grew up in the church.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: And there's one position in the church that you respect.
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: There's one that you just do not cross the line
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: with this particular position, and that is the usher boy.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: Usher all right, is the usher lady?
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: We don't. You don't not.
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: You don't cross the usher lady at all. You never crossed.
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: It is not a game cat dog.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: If you would Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your sister.
• 45:25
  Speaker 13: How you doing.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Uh? Good, good evening to you, ma'am.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: I don't mean to be giving you a call this
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: late in the evening, but I I am the new
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: youth minister.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: I haven't. My name is Sean Williams over at Missionary
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Baptist Church.
• 45:37
  Speaker 13: Which minus what's new Youth Minnesota.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Uh he's no longer with the church anymore.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: No, Oh, well, I'm not at liberty to speak upon that.
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: But but what I was doing is getting around and
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: making sure I met everyone because I haven't met everyone yet,
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: and I wanted to reach out to everyone at the church.
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: But listen, let me, let me get down to some
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: more business. Because I've I've spoken with the pastor.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Uh we spent.
• 46:11
  Speaker 13: Yes Bishop, yes, ma, I know you knew, but this bishop, Okay.
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: I spoke with him on yesterday, and we have narrowed
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: some things down of a few changes we're going to
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: be making at the church, and what we want to
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: do is one of the major subjects that have come up, sister,
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: is that we're wanting you, if at all possible, and
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: the deacons we're in on this meeting as well, but
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: wanting you to change your attitude when people are coming
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: in and you're seating them.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: From my understanding, it's gotten to the point where.
• 46:43
  Speaker 13: They think, you, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait
• 46:45
  Speaker 13: a minute, had a meeting on me.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Well it wasn't amating.
• 46:50
  Speaker 13: Listen here, I've been ushering on that on a usher
• 46:53
  Speaker 13: board for forty seven years. I am the same usher
• 46:58
  Speaker 13: on that board, and I've been trying to be nuts
• 47:01
  Speaker 13: about it. But I don't understand how y'all gonna have
• 47:03
  Speaker 13: a meeting without me that first of all. But now
• 47:07
  Speaker 13: you're gonna call here and tell me that you're gonna
• 47:09
  Speaker 13: have you having a meeting on me about me being nice,
• 47:13
  Speaker 13: always nice.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Well, ma'am, that doesn't.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: Seem to be the problem with that son.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: So there's you twenty seven, ma'am, you're.
• 47:21
  Speaker 13: Gonna some boy to call me. You know this don't
• 47:24
  Speaker 13: make no okay, what is it?
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: What that's actually my call, ma'am, is that maybe we
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: figured if I would call and speak with you about
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: the matter, that maybe we can get to some type
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: of uh rectifying this situation to where we.
• 47:39
  Speaker 13: Can We're gonna rectify here. I'm gonna rectify you calling
• 47:43
  Speaker 13: me this time of night, tal I some meeting. This
• 47:46
  Speaker 13: don't make no time. And I don't appressionate you calling
• 47:50
  Speaker 13: me any time of night. Away, Bishop, I need to
• 47:53
  Speaker 13: speak the bishop.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Bishop.
• 47:57
  Speaker 13: I've been at this term forty seven years. That say,
• 48:00
  Speaker 13: oh my life, this don't make no type of sense.
• 48:02
  Speaker 13: You calling me here with this mess. Now, y'all gonna
• 48:05
  Speaker 13: make me cuss. I'm trying to be a question, but
• 48:08
  Speaker 13: y'all not gonna lost me be a Christian. She's just
• 48:11
  Speaker 13: gonna just gonna agitate me with this mess.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: We're telling me about something.
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: Be nice, well, Mamber, that that son that they're having
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: problems when you're seeding the people, and that's all that
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: we're trying to get.
• 48:20
  Speaker 13: Reed people don't want to sit down. They want to
• 48:23
  Speaker 13: go over here, they want to go over there. They
• 48:25
  Speaker 13: want to have the children running to and frow. It's
• 48:27
  Speaker 13: like a bunch of beamons a while he's just bucking
• 48:30
  Speaker 13: around in the trench like they ain't got no sense.
• 48:32
  Speaker 13: And I'm not gonna have it in my section.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: My section is gonna be strife, and.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: I understand it. Let you know what.
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: I think if we did this, if you would do
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: me a favor and hold your phone, and if you
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: would just bow your head right now for me, maybe
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: we can come to to get to get the man out.
• 48:50
  Speaker 13: What am I buying my head for?
• 48:51
  Speaker 7: I ain't.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: Bad.
• 48:54
  Speaker 13: If we can laws as clean it's hospital carpet, It
• 48:57
  Speaker 13: don't make no traversent for me about why did I
• 48:59
  Speaker 13: buy my head?
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: If you could, maybe if you could close your eyes, sister, sister.
• 49:04
  Speaker 13: I said, you called me and woke me up out
• 49:07
  Speaker 13: of my feet with this. Master, Come on, come meet.
• 49:10
  Speaker 13: I am very anoing at this and I don't appreciate it,
• 49:12
  Speaker 13: and I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm gonna.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: Speak to this now. Father.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: We asked that you look down upon sister.
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: We asked that you look down upon her right now,
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: right now, asking that you put a smile on her
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: face on Sunday morning, asking that you put some joy
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: in her heart on Sunday morning, asking that you draw
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: all the pain that she in, the anguish that she
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: might be going through, whatever demon there is inside.
• 49:37
  Speaker 14: We asked that you draw that demon out. We asked
• 49:40
  Speaker 14: that you poured that demon away from sister right now.
• 49:44
  Speaker 14: Any your name, We asked all of these blessings to come.
• 49:48
  Speaker 13: Cause I don't appreciate this boy.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: I don't even know who you is. All of my
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: what is you?
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: My number?
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: A pastor gave me the number and asked me to
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: call I am like I said, I'm Sean Williams.
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: We haven't met yet, and I am the new He
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: don't he don't act that way. And it's Bishop.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: For the third time.
• 50:03
  Speaker 13: I have told you boys, be respectful the folks.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: That's what miss Let me.
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: Let me let me say this right here's sister, and
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: maybe this will shed some light on things.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: A little bit clear out.
• 50:16
  Speaker 13: I'm trying to listen to you by.
• 50:18
  Speaker 6: This is nephew Thimmy from a Steve Harvey Morning show.
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: You just got pranked by sister who is also an
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: usher at the church mission there about this.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: This is a messing.
• 50:34
  Speaker 13: But we already that. Yes, yes, this don't make no sense,
• 50:37
  Speaker 13: Lord him, but this is embarrassing.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, this is show.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am. That that's that's that's my uncle.
• 50:46
  Speaker 13: This is just a joke though, manimming yes, o Lord,
• 50:51
  Speaker 13: how you doing?
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: Timmy?
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: You doing? Sister? This is I am, I am in
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: Do you listen to the show?
• 51:04
  Speaker 13: I never would expect mylf to be on there. Oh lord, yo,
• 51:08
  Speaker 13: oh my god, got me on this radio?
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Sister? Did this here? Tell you?
• 51:16
  Speaker 13: Well, how about it? H y'all call me back and
• 51:18
  Speaker 13: we get sister. We do that, we do we we
• 51:24
  Speaker 13: will do a break on her on her bills and
• 51:26
  Speaker 13: a couple of bills, you know, because you shove a
• 51:28
  Speaker 13: little they gotta tell all her business.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: What is the baddest radio show in the land is.
• 51:38
  Speaker 13: The Steve Harvey Morning Show. And little Thomas and Holler
• 51:43
  Speaker 13: and mother, little cheirlemn, little girleman. She is so cute.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: I love us.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: This is so y'all.
• 51:50
  Speaker 13: I'm so sorry. Please forgive me jesus.
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: Uh now you have it, Come on here, plate with
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: the church. You're gonna you're gonna put bishop in front
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: of his name. That's what you're gonna want. Don't put
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: bishop in front of his name?
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: All right? Get it right now.
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: You're not gonna disrespect my misshop Okay, because I don't what.
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: I don't appizzinate it.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Crazy, I do not.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: Get ready, Buffalo, New York. We're getting close, baby, We're
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: getting real close. The Nephew time his house party, comedy Jam.
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: It is Saturday, August at thirty first at the Shade
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: Performing Arts Centered. Tickets are still on sale right now.
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: The Nephew is coming to town, and considering it is
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: Labor Day weekend, I will be wearing white, So why
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: don't you wear white with me? Along with the Nephew?
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: I look cold in my white. I look tall in it.
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying. I look tall. I look
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: six too when I wear white. So come on out
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: and see me.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: I look six two when I well white. Just tell
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: me you look six too. I really do. I'm telling you.
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: When these people down there lord and they looking up,
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: I really look next to me. I really do.
• 53:10
  Speaker 7: When you look it up on the day. Oh, but
• 53:12
  Speaker 7: when they stand up to leave, they realize what they.
• 53:17
  Speaker 10: What do they say, Steve, Ah, get ready bout some down.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: I thought that was nephew Tommic coming in at six
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: y two.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next. Strawberry Letters,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: subject He's afraid of the competition. We'll get into it
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. It is
• 53:46
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• 53:49
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• 54:04
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• 54:06
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• 54:09
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• 54:09
  Speaker 1: It is Strowberry Letter, subject thinking if you the subject
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: is He's afraid of the competition. Got to do a
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: little disclaimer here for our audience. If you have young
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: children in the car with you or at home, you
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: don't want them to hear this letter. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I'm thirty seven years old and dating a man that's
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: thirty five. We met online and things have been going
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: really good for us. It's been a year, but we've
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: made the long distance thing work. He does a great
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: job at coming to see me, and he's flown me
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: out a few times for the weekend. Our biggest problem
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: is our sex drives. He is over the top, and
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: now that I'm getting it regularly, I want it all
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: the time. He uses explicit videos and I use my toys.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: He sends me picks of himself, but I'm too scared
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: to do that because of my job. He has never
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: seen my toy until recently. He wanted to see what's
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: taking place, what's taking his place when he's not around.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: I reached under my pillow to pull out Chocolate Thunder.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: He gasped, and I couldn't stop laughing. He said, it's
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: not a laughing matter and I need to get go
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: get a check up immediately. I could not stop laughing.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I put it away and we went to dinner. The
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: entire night, he was worried about the toy I showed him,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: and he said, there's no way possible that I used that.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: I was still tickled thinking he was playing. We were
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: intimate a lot before he left. When I drove him
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: to the airport, he confessed that he hid my chocolate
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: from me. He said he can't measure up to mister Chocolate,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: and I didn't need to be using that while he's gone.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: I begged him to tell me where he put it,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: but he wouldn't. He was not laughing at all. He
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: is seriously afraid of a competition, not knowing the woman's
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: anatomy at all. I assured him that he's more than
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: enough for me, and I'm happy with him. He said
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: that I better not order another mister Chocolate. How can
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: we possibly be arguing over a gadget? Is this normal
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: in a new relationship or is it a red flag
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: that he's insecure? Well, it definitely, you know, could be
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: that he's intimidated or insecure. I mean, the name itself
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: is a lot chocolate Thunder, and the way you said
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: he gassed when he saw it, it sounds like it
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: did scare him a little and may make him feel insecure.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: So yes, he is serious about all of this. He
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: asked you to see a doctor because I'm assuming the
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: size of mister Thunder. He confessed to you that he
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: cannot measure up to mister Chocolate. Then he hid it
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: and told you to stop using it when he's not around,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: and he was not laughing. You're the only one who's
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: finding humor in this situation. So if you want to
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: make him happy and keep him around for some more years,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: you guys have been together for a year. Either you
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: get a different size toy, a smaller toy, or keep
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: mister Chocolate Thunder and run the risk of your man
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: continuing to judge you about this and being mad about this.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: It's competition for him, like you said, so his ego
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: is involved. He's already told you he can't measure up
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: to mister Thunder Chocolate Thunder. And even though you let
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: him know you're happy with him and he's enough for
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: you and all that, he's not trying to hear any
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: of that because to him, size matters, even if it's
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: a toy. So this is a problem in your relationship, Steve.
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah you got problem. Yeah, yeah, we got problem. We
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: ain't gonna maybe fix this for you either. Then I'm
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: just tell you I'm gonna just keep it one hundred
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: with you. Ain't a damn thing we can do. I
• 57:47
  Speaker 7: can't help you. I don't know why you wrote me
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: with this here. I don't know what's wrong with you.
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: Sometimes you just gotta keep something to your damn self.
• 57:58
  Speaker 7: I don't know why people feel like they got to
• 58:02
  Speaker 7: tell everything. Shut your mouth. Ain't nobody got to know
• 58:09
  Speaker 7: all your secrets. You met this man online. You thirty seven,
• 58:14
  Speaker 7: he thirty five. Things been going really good. It's been
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: a year now and y'all have pretty much made the
• 58:23
  Speaker 7: long distance thing work. He does a great job of
• 58:27
  Speaker 7: coming to see you on weekends, and he'd have flew
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: you out sometimes to y'all, looker, our biggest problem is
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: our sex drives. Now, let me explain some teeth when
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: you start your letter that y'all been dating for a year,
• 58:41
  Speaker 7: and y'all's biggest problem is y'all's sex drives, not your
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: sex drive or his sex drive. Y'all's sex drives. His
• 58:54
  Speaker 7: is over the top, and now that I'm getting it regularly,
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: I want it all the time. So we got two
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: people whose sex drives is over the top. He uses
• 59:04
  Speaker 7: explicit videos and I use my toys. He sends me
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: picking himself, but I'm too scared to do that because
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: of my job, Thank you very much.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: He has never seen my toys until recently, so he
• 59:21
  Speaker 7: asked you to show him what's taking his place when
• 59:23
  Speaker 7: he ain't there. You reached under your pillar. Hear what
• 59:28
  Speaker 7: this whole letter is about. You reached under your pillar
• 59:34
  Speaker 7: to pull out chocolate. Thunder Lord her mercy.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: He gassed.
• 59:43
  Speaker 7: I don't know what you pull from under that pillar,
• 59:47
  Speaker 7: but I think that pillar barely could cover it up
• 59:51
  Speaker 7: because it sounded like chocolate.
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  Speaker 2: Thunder was weigh too much chocolate, and weigh too much thunder.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: It was just too much. He got huh.
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  Speaker 7: It took his breath away. You start laughing. Now, I'll
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 7: be sitting there going the hell funny. Now, when we
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: come back to this letter, I'm going to introduce you
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: to some things that you're not familiar with. And it
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: don't matter if the kids hear my answer or not,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 7: because my answer will not be explicit in any way.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: It's just you got to do something different, and I
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: have found the way.
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  Speaker 1: When we come back, all right, we'll have part two
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  Speaker 1: of Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour. The subject is he's afraid of the competition.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve Let's
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is He's afraid of
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: a competition.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well this is a.
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  Speaker 7: Really a funny letter. The people met online that'd been dating.
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  Speaker 7: She thirty five, he thirty seven. A long dish relationship
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  Speaker 7: has been working and he flies her. He come to
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: see her weekends and fly her out of town to
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 7: see him. That's been going all right, and the only problem,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 7: they say is they sex drives. They over the top.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: His is over the top and hers over the top.
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  Speaker 7: So when they got around each other, he used videos
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: and she used her toy. So he got inquisited one
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  Speaker 7: day and say, what takes my place when I'm aney
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  Speaker 7: not there? She reached under the pillar and pulled out
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  Speaker 7: something called chocolate Thunder. Now chocolate thunder made him gas
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 7: because obviously it was too much chocolate and too much
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  Speaker 7: damn thunder.
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  Speaker 2: She laughed.
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  Speaker 7: He didn't think it was funny. So they went on,
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  Speaker 7: had they wonderful week in But then when he left,
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  Speaker 7: he let her know I didn't hid chocolate thunder. Now
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 7: what he don't know is she done told that damn
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  Speaker 7: house up trying to find chocolate thunder. This she all
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 7: sheet rock and she'd have took the she'd have took
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 7: the insulation out the attic.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: It pinched stuff all over the damn house. She done
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: called in rot a rudah.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: She got a plumber, then went all down in the
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: tarlets and she didn't had septic people come in. She
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: all out in the back She didn't hide four blood
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: hounds to come there all in the backyard. She got
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: cadiver dogs looking for this thing in this backyard. Cause
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 7: Chocolate Thunder meant something to her. Her problem is she
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  Speaker 7: showed it to him. Now he didn't sold her. Don't
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  Speaker 7: order no more damn chocolate Thunder. So now here's where
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: Uncle Steve come in at. This is the part I'm
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 7: good at. You're gonna have to go back and get
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: another model. That several models out there that you can
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: choose from, and I have the names, and it'll be
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  Speaker 7: less intimidating. He don't like Chocolate Thunder. They have a
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: model out called Quiet Storm. You might want to look
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 7: into getting that one right there. That it's Quiet Storm.
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  Speaker 3: It do the job.
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  Speaker 2: It's just you know, it's just a little better name
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: to it. Or you know, you might just want to.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 7: Go total opposite and get the model called white cloud
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 7: that can be confused, and then when you look up
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 7: on the receipt it it looked like toilet tissue. So
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: you can order that and it looked like toilet tissue,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: but it's white cloud. Then you can make him really
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 7: feel secure. You can order one called navy bean. They
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: call navy beans. Everybody know that. That's you know, come
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: in the bag and it's very small, so that might
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: be less intimidating.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: Or you could get black eyed pee. That's a new.
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  Speaker 7: Model that they came out with replace choclate thunder. It's
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: called black eyed Pea. It sounds a lot less intimidating.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 7: You can also get rainstorm. Rainstorm is out there. That's
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: another model out there that's less intimidated than chocolate thunder.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: You might want to try. How about this one right here?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: Spring showers. You might want to just look into getting
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: yourself a little spring shower. Sounds refreshing, get the job done.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: Louis way less intimidating than chocolate thunder. You can get
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: summer rain some a rain It sounds like an air freshener.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 2: That's a nice one right there.
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  Speaker 7: Or here's one you might want to look at there's
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: another model called sugar cane. Keyword cane, but sugar on it.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 7: That's real nice. Still get the job done. You want
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: to stay away from Chocolate Thunder, though. Here's one that
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 7: will really make you feel good. Chocolate sprinkles. Try that
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: one right there. That's a new model that comes out
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 7: just chocolate sprink Sprinkle, sprinkles, sprinkle.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: That's cute.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, here's one that ain't intimidating all. You can
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 7: get a vanilla snow cone. Get that model to come
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: in vanilla snow cones. White sugar is out there. That's
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 7: another model that they got out is called white sugar.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 7: Here's one that really won't be intimidated. You can order
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: the lut Duvalal. You can get that one right there.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: It's called Little Douvaal Living your best life, very unintimidating.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 7: And then he'll think that's funny too. See how that
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 7: all tie in together because you was laughing at him.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 7: You might want to try Ocean Spray. Ocean Spray is
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: another model out there, just made from cranberries. But you
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 7: have got to stop messing with chocolate thunder because you
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: do have lost your man be cause he don't see
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 7: it's just too much.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: You pulled it from under the pillar because he saw it.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: He said, what is that under the pillar?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 7: That that's chocolate thunder. It sees too much. Here's a
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: couple of other models you want to try. Wing Stop.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: Get you the wings Stop model? Yeah, where you take
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: time to have snack. Yeah, just something like that. They
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 7: got another model out there called Wendy's. Wendy's Wendy's is
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 7: a new model. Okay, yeah, how about this one right here, ladies,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 7: this sounds cute. Candy crush, get you a nice little
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 7: candy crush, very popular out there. And then it only
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: got a few more for you, this one fifty put
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 7: this one out. It's called Blue Magic. And last but
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: not least, here's my all time favorite you could get.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 7: It's a new one that came out. It's in a
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 7: nice light brown color.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Tater tot.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at forty six minutes after its Junior and
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Sports Talk right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: It is time now for junior and sports talk. What
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: you got junior?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 9: Well, the medal count is in Shirley from the Olympics.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 9: The medal count is in listen. We led everybody in
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 9: the world. USA first, China second, Japan third. We had
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 9: forty gold medals, forty four silver medals, and forty two
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 9: bronze medals for one hundred and twenty six.
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  Speaker 2: China came in with forty.
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  Speaker 9: Gold medals, twenty nine silver medals, twenty four bronze medals.
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  Speaker 3: Japan twenty gold medals, twelve silver medals.
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  Speaker 9: Thirteen rounds. But there's some countries I don't want to
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 9: see in LA four years. Some countries just don't need
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 9: to come to the Lympics, some of them. It's some countries, okay,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 9: here go one Singapore, one medal.
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  Speaker 3: We don't we don't really need y'all.
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  Speaker 4: To show up.
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  Speaker 3: It ain't the only one.
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  Speaker 2: It's some other countries.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: Kate Verton, where is Kate Verdy? One medal, one bronze,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: Cate Verdy?
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  Speaker 2: Where did that take? Cap Verde is Africa?
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  Speaker 6: Is it? Is it?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: Okay? All right?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: You're not people fever.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: I've got people, man, Yeah, there are people. They got
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: one medal? Were enough? Where is?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: Where's ban anybody?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: But not at that's Black country medal? Okay, okay, here
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: go Fiji?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: Fiji?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: Where's Fiji?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I ain't asked that when you
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: were drinking that bottle of water the other day.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, here's another Mongolia. Where's one medal? One one?
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  Speaker 9: Whoever is the athlete that brought that medal back? Give
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 9: him the cun I need a house in the car because.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 7: I'm getting laid out though Singapore. Singapore is a very
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: very wealthy country. You get a medal in Singapore, you
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 7: made man?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: They did? They got a medal?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: They got one? Yeah? Yeah?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well Colombia. Are you familiar with Columbia?
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Un No, I don't. I don't make no comments on
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: you don't want to.
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  Speaker 5: They got.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations? You know what.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: You can't say nothing else?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 7: Hell no, I can't said nothing about Columbia ever. Congratulations.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 7: Hope they don't get that take that back.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: They took that bronze medal from that girl and gave
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 7: it to uh uh Jordan child. Yeah, they took that man,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 7: I said, okay, but do that, but I'll tell you
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 7: what you take it from Colombia. See what happened, you
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 7: know firsthand, I'll tell you right notes come in.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Junior, thank you. Coming up at the top
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: of the hour, a man on social media needs your advice, Steve.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: He says, my living girlfriend is making demands on how
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I he We'll talk about it right after this. You're
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: listening morning show. All right, Steve, this is about a
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: subject to you is near and dear to your heart.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: GT on Reddit Rights, My girlfriend and I have just
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: moved in together, and she already wants to say and
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: how I pee. She's insisting that I pee sitting down.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Her demand is based on what. Yeah, her demand is
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: based on her desire not to stand in whatever quote
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  Speaker 1: misses the toilet or sit in or clean up anything
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: that doesn't directly hit the water the record, I pride
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: myself on being a quote neat pier and have no
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: problem cleaning up after myself in the event I miss
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: the mark. We're less than a than two months into
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: living together, and have you ever heard of this demand?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: GT wants to know, Yeah, anybody's sitting down to peek
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you that's one of the great joys
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 7: of being a man, being able to stand there anywhere outside, inside,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 7: in the snows, away from the tree, drawing your initials
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 7: on the on the tree.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: Bob.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 7: It's just too many joys. I'm standing there. Come on, now,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 7: listen to me. Everybody misses. Let me give you all
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 7: some reasons why. Number one, sometimes it ain't missing the mark.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 7: Sometimes it's when it's over. When it's over, you have to.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 7: Let's just say again, let's say you have to.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: You have to.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: It's like it's okay, it's like a fireman. It's like
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: a fireman.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 7: The fireman go to a fire and they and they
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 7: put in the fire out right, And then when they
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 7: get back to the firehouse, when they take the truck
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 7: with the fire holes back to the firehouse, they gotta
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 7: wrap the holes back up.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: Well, you gotta squeeze all the water out to wrap
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: up the fire holes.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 7: You feel mere, yeah, because there's always yeah, it's water
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 7: in the fire hole.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: So they get all the water out of fire and
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: that that's how the shake happens.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 7: Come on, what you're supposed to do is the seed
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 7: is up and you take a little like y'all gotta
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 7: use toilet tishes every time y'all go, we take a
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 7: little bit and wipe off the little rim all you
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 7: can just put the seat back down and she don't
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 7: never know.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: But the main thing is you have to have or
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: some type of rug in front of that toilet. Oh yeah,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: you have to have that rug in front of the toilet.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: You better be. The worst thing is.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 7: Fall on the floor on that marble or that wood
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 7: and she coming down, sit down and step in it.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: That way. Your problem. Got to have a rug. My
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: strong suggestion is a dark colored rug. And why is that?
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: Tell them? Why is that?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 7: Well, because then there's no trace of it, and you
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 7: want it to be thick, so it absorbed down there
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 7: and it don't be wet. You got to help yourself.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 7: But ain't nobody coming in that sitting down. I'm just
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 7: telling you this. I the hell I'm gonna sit down.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 7: I pulled my pants all the way down, taking one
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 7: of them. Joy But man, please, man, that's like, where's
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 7: one of the joints of being in my ranch? My
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 7: wife will be riding on the truck around the ranch.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 7: You know, got them open vehicles, right, I go to
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 7: the bathroom. I just get out and go to the bathroom.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 7: Why are you peeing outside?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: What you think? What the hold up?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 7: You think I'm finna get back in this truck and
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 7: ride all the way back to the hell Get off
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 7: the truck, go in the house.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, and pe in that toilet.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, we have to do.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you have to do.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 7: So you are missing one of the great joys. I
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 7: won't see how many leaves I can move away from
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 7: the base of this tree. Imost see if I could
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 7: muster up the strength to move one of these tiny
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 7: rocks like.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: I used to do. I used to could move one.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: I could move along. Okay, when I was about sixteen,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: we told the.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: World you wrested outside.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: Then, who don't junior?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: Do you?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: All right, h fist in the backyard you We'll have more.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes after right after this, you're
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: listening morning show. According to I am voter dot com,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: young voters are the most diverse voting block in the US. However,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: forty one percent of eighteen to twenty four year olds
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: do not have a driver's license with their current name
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: and or address. Thirty eight states require ID to vote.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Thirty eight states require an ID to vote. Please get
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: your valid ID today, young people. There are eighty five
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: days left until election day. And don't forget voters will
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: be able to start early voting as soon as next month.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: Do we need to take care of this?
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 7: All passports count Yeah, you have to say, awesome, other
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 7: valid forms of ID that the voter registration and allowed,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 7: but you have to check and make sure.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: But I'm I'm no passports counting.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, but you want to make sure that address this
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  Speaker 9: matching to when they have you down as a registered
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  Speaker 9: voting line up.
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  Speaker 10: You know that you know they gonna try.
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  Speaker 1: You know they're gonna try, especially this election. They're already
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  Speaker 1: laying the groundwork for you know, a stolen election or
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: a rigged election already. So yeah, we gotta be at
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: the gap to the poland for sure.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I never throw my driver's license away when
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: they expire. I just get them redone and have the
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: same maddress. I got about seven.
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  Speaker 1: Address very very sharing today.
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  Speaker 2: What they're going to do if I like just don't
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  Speaker 2: match up, well, I'm gonna reaching the wallet. I bet
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  Speaker 2: I got some India.
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  Speaker 1: Matchup coming up in thirty three minutes after we'll play
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  Speaker 1: around it. Would you rather right after this you're listening
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: Morning show, It's time now for a round of would
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  Speaker 1: you rather? Would you rather like an Instagram photo of
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  Speaker 1: your ex? Or would you rather send a nude picture
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  Speaker 1: of yourself? In the family group chat? Which one man?
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  Speaker 2: Y'all in this ex it's it's okay. I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 2: send my butt niggas to.
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  Speaker 1: The family, all right, but don't think you're gonna send
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  Speaker 1: a new picture of yourself to the family.
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  Speaker 2: To the family, don't get damned body.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, And at the family reunion, you're gonna say.
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  Speaker 2: What how doing.
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  Speaker 4: Mate?
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  Speaker 3: The potato salad?
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  Speaker 2: No, I can't hear my uncle Mile he appreach I.
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  Speaker 1: So you're gonna like the picture? Okay, Junior, I'm just.
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  Speaker 9: Gonna send the picture of me niggas. Family, You already
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  Speaker 9: got my baby picture. You already seen me.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't had.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather be the world's fastest runner or would
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: you rather own the world's fastest car?
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  Speaker 2: I ain't turned the man one of them. Give me
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  Speaker 2: the car. I can get something for the car. Give
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  Speaker 2: me the car. Okay, see you know, goodn't hell? What
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  Speaker 2: I ain't the fastest runner, junior? Yeah, give me the
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: car car.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right? Would you rather take a bubble bath
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: or would you rather take a hot steamy shower with
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: your spouse? Which one.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 6: It takes too much to clean up? I say, I'm
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 6: gonna take that shower. It take too much to clean up?
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 6: Tub about that's that's that's a lot.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Of work, a lot of bending over.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, do you be dirty all over again? Now you
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: got to figure that out.
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  Speaker 4: Hurt.
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  Speaker 1: Back, Steve, bubble bathroom, shower, hot steamy Showery.
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  Speaker 7: You don't understand who I live with? That bubble bath
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 7: ain't nothing but that you We might as well in there,
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  Speaker 7: just have card to potatoes in that that stew it's
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 7: that hot. So yeah, I can control the hot steamy shower.
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  Speaker 7: I'll do the shower because that bubble bath in there. No,
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  Speaker 7: it's not.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we like the hot water.
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  Speaker 5: Ye.
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  Speaker 3: Ye's not sure.
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  Speaker 9: It's not the bubble bath or the shower. Getting her
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  Speaker 9: to come in that bathroom, it's my problem. She not
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  Speaker 9: she hit water, She go downstairs on purpose.
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  Speaker 1: I know, what would you rather your spouse be too clingy?
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather her be too detached.
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  Speaker 2: Her attached.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you don't really.
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  Speaker 2: Dopecially in that, especially in that bed. You got to
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  Speaker 2: get on your damn.
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  Speaker 7: All right, cigar, sit my ass down somewhere, wait till
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 7: you come over there. But this cring, damn get off, stop.
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  Speaker 2: Damn it.
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  Speaker 1: No, and we'll close out the show with it. You're
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: listening morning show, all right. Here we are on this Tuesday,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, hey, in close the remarks today, I want I
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  Speaker 7: want to do something for people. I want to remind
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  Speaker 7: you of one simple thing. Don't ever ever give up.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 7: Don't ever ever give up. I cannot tell you how
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  Speaker 7: many times I have seen people turn back. I have
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 7: seen people throwing the tie right before the blessing came.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 7: I can't tell you how many people that I know
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 7: decided to just stop and made the decision that it's
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 7: too hard. I can't tell you how many people I
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 7: know who lived their life in utter regret.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: I was talking with a group of people.
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  Speaker 7: That I know, and one of them said, Man, Harve,
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  Speaker 7: I wish I had did what you did. Man, just
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 7: went on and followed my dreams. But you know, man,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 7: it was taking so long. It got so hard, man,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 7: and I just I just I just gave up. And
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  Speaker 7: as we were talking, you know, I try not to
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 7: be belittling when I'm talking to people, because I try
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 7: to show have empathy for people when they're talking. But
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 7: I said, but man, but bruh, how's that working for you?
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  Speaker 2: Though? He said, Man, I just regret it.
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  Speaker 7: And I don't want people out there who are listening
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 7: to me to live a life of regret, because I'm
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 7: telling you, man, the cost of success is high, but
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 7: the bill for regret, Oh my goodness, that thing keeps
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 7: charging you over and over and over and over again,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 7: when when you what you had to do was make
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 7: the decision to never give up. Now, Look, it don't
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 7: mean you can't stop and rest. It don't mean that
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 7: you ain't gonna have no bad days. It don't mean
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 7: that you ain't gonna think about it. It don't mean
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 7: that it's gonna appear so easy to just stop right now.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 7: If I stop the pursuit of my dreams and aspirations
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  Speaker 7: right now, I won't have to show up here tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: I won't have to do that. Nobody will expect this, y'all.
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  Speaker 5: All.
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  Speaker 7: That's true, and it's sounds easy, and it is easy
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 7: to give up. It is because all you got to
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 7: do is stop. But what happens when you give up
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 7: is that you in all possibilities of it ever happening.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 7: You remove any chance of your dreams ever coming true.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 7: You just remove them yourself. But listen to me. If
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 7: you don't give up, if when you stumble, you keep
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 7: stumbling is and when you fall, don't stay down, man,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 7: Just just don't give up. When you fall, crawl on
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 7: your stomach army style. If you fall, just get up
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 7: to your knees, look to the heavens and ask God
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 7: for strip. If you got to crawl part of the way.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 7: Just don't give up. I don't care how it looks
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 7: on your trip to success. I don't care how froth
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 7: with danger your journey is. Just don't give up. Let
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 7: me tell you man. You know, and golf they have
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 7: a saying, ain't no pictures on the scorecard. I was
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 7: playing with Tommy one time. I don't know if he
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 7: remembers this, but Tommy hit a shot and it hit
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 7: a tree, and the ball bounced off the tree and
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 7: rolled up on the green two inches from the cup.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: Now guess what we had to give him a birdie.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: But guess what, ain't no.
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  Speaker 7: Pictures on the skull card. And that's how life works, man,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 7: It ain't no pictures. Nobody at the end goes show
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 7: me your picture. They just look at the results. But
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 7: you can only get the results if you keep playing,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 7: if you keep waking up, if you keep putting one
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 7: foot in front of the other. It don't matter how
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 7: pretty it is. And I don't care how ugly it gets.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 7: You can win ugly as long as you win. Don't
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 7: give up. I don't care what you have to do
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 7: to keep your dream alive. Keep it alive, keep pursuing it,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 7: keep believing, keep having hope, keep praying, keep pushing. Do
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 7: you know what push stands for? Push is an acronym.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 7: Push actually means pray until something happens. I don't care
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 7: if you don't know what it is. You got to
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 7: keep pushing. Just keep praying it, keep praying until something happens.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 7: There are so many ways not to give up. Just endure,
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  Speaker 7: because I'm telling you, man, giving up is.
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  Speaker 2: Not the answer for you.
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  Speaker 7: It might seem easy, but that easy is so temporary,
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 7: because once you give up, life gonna get real hard.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: For you, because now you've got to live your life
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: in regret. I would have, should have, could have.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 7: I am not finna live no life like that, and
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 7: I don't want you to either. All you got to
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 7: do is just keep getting up and keep having some
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 7: form of faith. You don't need a lot of faith.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 7: The Bible says the faith of a mustard seed, the
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 7: smallest of all seeds.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: You don't need to have.
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  Speaker 7: You don't need to have a big old relationship with God.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 7: You need relationship with God. You don't need to have
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 7: a whole lot of faith. You need to just have
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 7: the small hope that you can make it. You ever
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 7: hear people say, keep hope alive, just hope, man, I
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 7: wish I could get you to understand that are ways
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 7: to hang on the beggar. You know, you know, I'm
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 7: to the point in my life where people say hang
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 7: in there, Steve. I look at him like, well, what
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 7: else I'm gonna do? Because quitting is just not an option.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 7: I've removed quitting off the option. No matter what happens,
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 7: quitting is not an option. Make that your mantra, and
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 7: go on and watch God bless you, and keep pushing
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 7: p USh, pray, until something happens.
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  Speaker 2: If that's all you got, that's good enough. Have a
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: great day, y'all. Would see y'all to the mall. Steve
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